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Speaker 1: Today, I fed up by finding my boyfriend's spank bank.

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Speaker 1: Chit ching baby, let's deposit into that bank. Want to

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Speaker 1: get that Federal credit union. You'll know I'll have ten

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Speaker 1: spanks please. Oh, thank you, spanker, spank me, spanker. Hopefully

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Speaker 1: I get a good interest rate on it. Hopefully it's

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Speaker 1: under lock and key, because I'm not.

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Speaker 2: One thing about this spank bank. It is not FDIC insured.

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Speaker 2: We're going all the way unprotected, unprotected spank bank.

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Speaker 1: You've heard about a bear and bullmarket, but can you

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Speaker 1: bear when I volunteer insight source?

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Speaker 2: All right, guys, we did it.

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Speaker 1: We did it. I thirty three female, wondered if my boyfriend,

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Speaker 1: forty one male, had a spank bank, and so you

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Speaker 1: know what I did. I asked him, point blank, spank

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Speaker 1: I spank did of him? Out of him? You have it?

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Speaker 1: He told me he did. Oh oh. When I asked

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Speaker 1: if he kept nudes from his exes, he said yes.

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Speaker 1: We got into an argument about it because I think

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Speaker 1: that's weird. He said he doesn't know a guy who

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Speaker 1: doesn't do it. Well, that might be true, which it

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Speaker 1: is not. I still thought it was weird. I asked

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Speaker 1: him why he had them and if it was because

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Speaker 1: he wanted to remember the good times or something, and

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Speaker 1: he didn't answer. I asked him if he used them recently,

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Speaker 1: and he said not since we moved into our new place,

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Speaker 1: which was within the last three months, so somewhat recently.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I told him I didn't care if he did his

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Speaker 1: deeds to porn, but to nudes of X's was a

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Speaker 1: different story because it was much more personal. I told

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Speaker 1: him I appreciated how honest he was with me, even

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Speaker 1: though I had my opinions, it was ultimately his business.

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Speaker 1: Very open minded, OP pretty fair honestly. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I feel like there's something a little scummy

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Speaker 1: about you're beating it to your.

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Speaker 2: Ex your meat, to your space bank Xes. Then how

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Speaker 2: would the exes feel about that? Probably not great.

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Speaker 1: And maybe Op's boyfriend's like, hey, this is tribute to them,

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Speaker 1: tribute all my hot mom's.

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Speaker 2: The spank bank is like like like an hand, like

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Speaker 2: the shrine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, just to be clear, I do not

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Speaker 1: think that is what the exes would think of this,

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Speaker 1: Do I think they would take it? While fast forward

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Speaker 1: a few weeks later, it had been eating me up inside.

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Speaker 1: I've always been curious, and he's always been so closed

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Speaker 1: off about sex. So I decided to freaking snoop. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: before you come for me. I know this is an

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Speaker 1: invasion of privacy. Yes, I know it's fucked up, and

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Speaker 1: I know I will need to break things off with them,

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Speaker 1: but hear me out because it's doomed anyway, and I'm

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Speaker 1: breaking things.

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Speaker 2: Off invade those banks.

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Speaker 1: I know my way around technology and used to use

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Speaker 1: that knowledge to get access to things that I shouldn't

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Speaker 1: have access to. Take that how you want. I ended

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Speaker 1: up finding his spank bank, and then some uh oh,

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Speaker 1: I found out that he had a folder dedicated to

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Speaker 1: a familiar name. It's a common name, but I dismissed

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Speaker 1: it and kept going. But turns out it was an

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Speaker 1: old boss who really screwed me months ago on a

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Speaker 1: job promotion. Oh my god, he had a whole folder

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Speaker 1: just for her. I had no idea he hooked up

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Speaker 1: with her, let alone. They seem to have like some

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Speaker 1: whole kind of relationship. On top of that, there were

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Speaker 1: so many files from other women in separate folders, including

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Speaker 1: my own picks and videos. At least she's in there, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: at least she's in there. At least you got a mention, dude.

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Speaker 1: I've been thinking about this for a few hours now.

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Speaker 1: I can't tell what I'm more surprised about hooking up

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Speaker 1: with my ex boss and not telling me about it,

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Speaker 1: or that he led me to believe this entire time

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Speaker 1: we've been together that he's an inexperienced, nerdy guy who

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Speaker 1: never got dates or women. When an actuality, he's a

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Speaker 1: stone cold player and gets many women, and it's the

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Speaker 1: exact opposite. I also want to add that he has

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Speaker 1: a type blonde hair, blue eyes, big tits, and I

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Speaker 1: am brown woman, jet black hair, fat ass and mediocre tits.

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Speaker 1: I'm not his type. Guys, I feel like he's settling

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Speaker 1: for me. I feel like I never knew who he

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Speaker 1: really was. I am shocked that he f my ex boss.

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Speaker 1: It's going to be weird living out the rest of

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Speaker 1: this lease after we break up. Yikes.

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Speaker 2: But op it sounds like I'm your type. So, uh,

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Speaker 2: you know, spank my bank if you catch undrest.

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Speaker 1: Opie's husband will be very into you.

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Speaker 2: Job dude, just bro, I'm his hey, put him in,

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Speaker 2: put him in the bank, put me in. Spank me in.

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Speaker 1: Boy,