Speaker 1: Oh my god, is that Hill Street Blues or something
Speaker 1: like that? About the what were you just playing? You
Speaker 1: were playing something else? I don't know, it's just did
Speaker 1: it sound like Doogie House? It kind of sounded like
Speaker 1: Doogie House? Remember Dookie House before Neil Patrick Harris became
Speaker 1: a sex symbol. What other like piano melody eighties and
Speaker 1: nineties shows were there cheers at everyone? Do do do? Do? Do?
Speaker 1: Can play that one? Give me cheers on the piano?
Speaker 1: Bald freak? Are you? What are you doing? What? We
Speaker 1: should open up with cheers? Do you want to open
Speaker 1: up with cheers? Everybody knows We're already on what did
Speaker 1: you do? We're already recording. Oh you are? Ye're recording?
Speaker 1: So then why don't we open with cheers? Why don't
Speaker 1: we open up with bugs? Bunny? Because you're eating cars?
Speaker 1: Cheers sounds up God. Making your way in the world
Speaker 1: today takes everything you've got. Taking a break from all
Speaker 1: your worries, sure, with help a lot. Wouldn't you like
Speaker 1: to get bad? Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows
Speaker 1: your name, the authors shroud and they're always bad to
Speaker 1: get You want to be where you can see the
Speaker 1: troubles are all the same. You wanna be when everybody
Speaker 1: knows your name, shout out, said Cary Thompson. You want
Speaker 1: to go tru for ye body? Omar one baskets. We
Speaker 1: don't see what it don't sell, Ray lay Dan, Huggy Retrogressed,
Speaker 1: Brick Craigs the show, Henry Jordans. Can we have um,
Speaker 1: like a permanent list of the people on the off
Speaker 1: Fair Show cabinet to refer to here on the podcast?
Speaker 1: Let's do that. Well, there's a lot of them here
Speaker 1: because even that was just the council that I mentioned.
Speaker 1: I mean everybody on the affair show football boxes. Uh,
Speaker 1: there's honestly a ton of people here that are regulars,
Speaker 1: you know, like you g I Erwin, like Emmett Um. Guys,
Speaker 1: do you know realize something? Um, I didn't start the
Speaker 1: theme song yet, We're still this is all just blabber.
Speaker 1: You know you're right, but you know this, but it
Speaker 1: is kind of nice, you know, Boford. Maybe you can
Speaker 1: put together a theme song to the cheers Medley and
Speaker 1: if I give you all the names, you can do something.
Speaker 1: Would you be to fit our entire cabinet into a
Speaker 1: cheers or something right or something else? Do for you guys,
Speaker 1: because it's all about it. I mean, this is what
Speaker 1: what has made the Offfair show what it is right
Speaker 1: right about all the millions of people who aren't on
Speaker 1: the cabinet what they feel left. Well, I'm not We
Speaker 1: all listen. We know that behind just the three of
Speaker 1: us and the council, there are some you know, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of people and we can't mention them all,
Speaker 1: but there's been some that have like stood out, that
Speaker 1: have kind of like you know, sah, they've been our support.
Speaker 1: Deserve a Cheers parody theme song? But people, let me
Speaker 1: ask you this, do they even know what Cheers is?
Speaker 1: At this point? Do people watch that show? Do they
Speaker 1: know what it was? May know it, but it was
Speaker 1: such an iconic show that you know the you know
Speaker 1: the theme song? Yeah, you know, Bill Burkett, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. It gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling
Speaker 1: inside when I want Cheers rerun, let's for the next
Speaker 1: thirty minutes and just shout out names. I just let
Speaker 1: to our podcasts and everyone who's ever listened to the
Speaker 1: I would go as far as to say that all
Speaker 1: one hundred names that were on the off air show
Speaker 1: football boxes are really those that have you know, supported
Speaker 1: this show the most. No, No, I'm not saying again
Speaker 1: I'm isolating others that have listened. Yeah, I'm just saying
Speaker 1: that we all realize and recognize that there is a
Speaker 1: very strong support system. There is the army strong support
Speaker 1: system in our life. Yeah, but you have the longest
Speaker 1: this is the longest cold open we've ever done for
Speaker 1: our show. You guys realize this. I'm freezing. We're now
Speaker 1: like working on five six minutes now, Debby T, I
Speaker 1: think it's time for me to drop. Anchor Elvis Durrand
Speaker 1: presents the off Air Show, Steery Jones and the General
Speaker 1: Greg Te so one oh seven. Yeah, I'm scary Greg
Speaker 1: T and the bl freak. He's eating carrots, baby carrots.
Speaker 1: What's a dock? I figured let me bring the noisiest
Speaker 1: food that I can eat. I've only had a cucumber,
Speaker 1: half a cucumber and an oatmeal today. You know some people,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm gonna Scary Jones, fat dude, I'm
Speaker 1: done like twenty eight pounds because because you eat nothing,
Speaker 1: They're gonna happen next week. Dr Fatlos himself will be
Speaker 1: coming up here. And yeah, yeah, we're gonna talk about this.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of misconc You know how funny that
Speaker 1: would be a carrot. Let me have a character, ball freaking,
Speaker 1: that would be you know, it's a there's a misconception
Speaker 1: about weight loss, and he's going to clear it all up.
Speaker 1: He's gonna show you about bouncing your hormones. We're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about this. I don't need his help. I'm good.
Speaker 1: Well you're good, but I'm not speaking your bastard that
Speaker 1: says everything in a nutshell. I could eat these carrots
Speaker 1: with like a vodka ginger rail, like I don't know
Speaker 1: what it is, but I need like an alcohol to
Speaker 1: go along with this. You do know some people have
Speaker 1: mis pons phonia, right, you know what that is? It's
Speaker 1: a real it sounds like doesn't you get that at
Speaker 1: the Japanese restaurants. I never ordered the miso soup ever,
Speaker 1: so phony No, not this you guys time, Yeah, ball freaking.
Speaker 1: What mesofonia is when you can't stand the sound of
Speaker 1: chewing sore by you sitting there eating carrots. What that
Speaker 1: does is some people have this knee jerk response, like
Speaker 1: and they get crazy and they get angry, that is
Speaker 1: a case. It's a real condition that people have. And
Speaker 1: so if you found yourself doing that, and we said
Speaker 1: this in the fifteen minute Morning Show earlier, if you
Speaker 1: found yourself doing that right there while Ronnie was eating
Speaker 1: his carrots, you have a case of the another carrot?
Speaker 1: Please come on, man, I can't have another carrots? Is
Speaker 1: my supply alright? How much your carrots cost? You go
Speaker 1: to freaking costs. Isn't about how much they cost it?
Speaker 1: Come on, you go to sand Club Costco. You go
Speaker 1: get there's more than like left in here. You gotta
Speaker 1: be kidding me. Yesterday, I will thank you yesterday. I
Speaker 1: ate one of your pieces of celery. You have a
Speaker 1: bag of celery there? You ate the celery animal permission? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Because I don't care what stuff is in the refrigerator anymore.
Speaker 1: If I see it, I like it. What are you
Speaker 1: the girl? Well set? Who does that well? Because this
Speaker 1: is what I'm doing. It's not a it's not a
Speaker 1: community celery bag. That's my celery. Bro. I know, I
Speaker 1: no longer feel like I'm respected, So I'm no longer
Speaker 1: going to respect anybody's food in the refrigerator. So if
Speaker 1: I see something in there, but I used to have.
Speaker 1: I used to be good about it, and I would like,
Speaker 1: let people's food alone, or I wouldn't spec you're giving
Speaker 1: back to what you Oh, if they can dish it out,
Speaker 1: they can take it. So today food, no, you haven't
Speaker 1: done to me. You're just a recipient if the Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're the recipient of what happens. So if there's a
Speaker 1: bag oppresses with it with bald Freak's name on it,
Speaker 1: you're just gonna just drummage through it and just not
Speaker 1: eating everything. So yesterday I brought in some pulled pork
Speaker 1: left over from the night before, and I brought into
Speaker 1: um two roles, and I made myself a pulled pork
Speaker 1: sandwich with the rolls. And then I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: I really need some crunchy to go along with it.
Speaker 1: And I looked and I saw these, you know, these
Speaker 1: freshly cut celeries, and I'm like, you know, once I
Speaker 1: said to Jake, I said, there's a kid that works
Speaker 1: on the morning show's names Jake. So I said, Jake,
Speaker 1: whose celery is this to you? And he goes, I
Speaker 1: think it's Ronnie's and I said, great, I'll eat it.
Speaker 1: And I just opened up your bag and took two
Speaker 1: pieces out and I just chow down. You know what, man,
Speaker 1: my celery is your celery cellery saying, who gives a crap?
Speaker 1: I'm here, Motley cruwe rolling in hey here all the time.
Speaker 1: What's on your mind? Boys? Start? What you really want
Speaker 1: to know? Yeah? I don't know. I'm looking at the
Speaker 1: sheet here and it's just blank. Well, because because this
Speaker 1: is like a day after, this is like a detox.
Speaker 1: Dr Fredco, Dr Fatlaws will tell you that being in
Speaker 1: a detox, this is part of it. I got a bell,
Speaker 1: hold on, gett a bell? What's the bell for? Why
Speaker 1: are you getting a bell? Excessive? What? Excessive sponsorship? Name? Okay,
Speaker 1: what's on your mind? Freak? What's on your mind? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I got nothing. You got nothing today? I
Speaker 1: got nothing? What day is today? Today's Wednesday? All right?
Speaker 1: I don't know what these people are listening to this
Speaker 1: contact some day I'm down there. All right, good, all right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna he's gonna defer to Gregg T greg Tea.
Speaker 1: What do you got? What do I have? What do
Speaker 1: I have? Well? I gotta be honest, um. I was
Speaker 1: having a great day and then, uh, you know, somebody
Speaker 1: you know, did something to me that threw me off
Speaker 1: for a loop, and now my day is uh kind
Speaker 1: of tissy at this point. Yeah, well, you want to
Speaker 1: tell us what happens, prosinger, wasn't you a little surprised?
Speaker 1: Hold on, can we pay attention? Uh, the door just opened.
Speaker 1: We didn't ring the doorbell, so we don't know what
Speaker 1: the door just opened. Okay, and uh in walks one
Speaker 1: of the other guys from the Elvis Durrant show. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's Andrew, come on to the show. Let it be known,
Speaker 1: Episode one O seven, Andrew's back. Andrew was last heard
Speaker 1: on our when Friendship Chel was here. Andrew is a
Speaker 1: hater of all things cottage cheese. I ended up loving
Speaker 1: friendship Rachel's recipe. You're gonna try and recipe today. She's
Speaker 1: coming back. She's back one more time. Oh no way, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll definitely try it. Okay, good love Friendship. Um, does
Speaker 1: this have to be on the air? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: everything everything was on the air. Um, so Elvis has
Speaker 1: to film with today's show piece and it's going to
Speaker 1: be in here in the next fifteen We're so minutes. Okayisode.
Speaker 1: What we could do is we could finish our episode.
Speaker 1: We could, we could stop tape because it's the beauty
Speaker 1: of podcasting, and then we will come back afterwards and
Speaker 1: finish it off. Like what time we see taping? Um,
Speaker 1: like right now, right now East Coast time. It is
Speaker 1: quarter to eleven in the morning. Okay, So they are
Speaker 1: here now and going to set up the Today Show people, oh,
Speaker 1: the camera crew. So I'll tell you what we have
Speaker 1: these can they set up while we still talk? Well,
Speaker 1: they can set up around us, right, yeah, can they?
Speaker 1: But as long as we don't, we're not going to
Speaker 1: interact with them. So let me talk to that them
Speaker 1: work in the back and over. Bring them in and
Speaker 1: we'll tell Anna put are they gonna put like lights
Speaker 1: in here? Right? But they don't actually need the microphones
Speaker 1: right now, I'll talk to them. Yeah, come on in.
Speaker 1: I'll come right and cool with that, no problem. The
Speaker 1: other thing about that is, uh, you know, so we
Speaker 1: have these Elvis to Rand Morning Show shades, as you've
Speaker 1: all seen on our website. So I just pull the
Speaker 1: shades down you literally, it's it's electronic. All you gotta
Speaker 1: do you press a button and a remote on a
Speaker 1: remote control Today Show on the three sides of the room.
Speaker 1: We are now branded Elvis Durrant Show. You can get
Speaker 1: naked now naked a lot of gear, guys are They're
Speaker 1: gonna do a lot of work around. I got a
Speaker 1: keyboard in here. I don't get out of here. You
Speaker 1: don't care, so let's go on. Sorry, So my day
Speaker 1: is really tissue. Okay. So what happened was do you
Speaker 1: have any music for this gear? He's something I don't know. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you the wacky bed. Now, don't give
Speaker 1: me wacky bed. That's two old school. I don't want
Speaker 1: to be angry about it. Do you want to be sad?
Speaker 1: I don't want to be What's what's the predominant emotion
Speaker 1: going through your little brain? Right? Gosh? You know maybe
Speaker 1: it's sad music. Give us some sad music. Yeah, sad music.
Speaker 1: And I think everybody can relate with this. Oh this
Speaker 1: is perfect, incredible hulk as he's walking aloty So as
Speaker 1: the music plays, I want you guys to sit back
Speaker 1: in your chairs and think about I'm gonna paint this picture.
Speaker 1: Go for it. So today with the Elvis Durin Moring Show,
Speaker 1: I have to go and record a commercial for a client.
Speaker 1: And what happened. Okay, so Russ and Mike are here.
Speaker 1: They're gonna be setting up in the background for Elvis
Speaker 1: is into Come on in, Russ, come on in, Mike.
Speaker 1: If Elvis is ready for his close up, you come
Speaker 1: on and guy Ross, Mike, I'm Greg t it's scary, Scarify.
Speaker 1: The thing about the thing about our podcast is we
Speaker 1: just keep going. It's not This isn't like crazy live
Speaker 1: radio anything. You guys are from the Today Show, NBC
Speaker 1: Today's Show, awesome, you do get free to get bring
Speaker 1: everything ever you gotta do. Tell you a story. So anyway,
Speaker 1: so as I was recorded, as I recorded my my commercial,
Speaker 1: and then I had to, you know, loaded somewhere right.
Speaker 1: So I went to our friends Scotty b who's one
Speaker 1: of our chief engineers of the Morning show, and I said, Scott,
Speaker 1: how do we do this? Blah blah blah. Now I
Speaker 1: don't know what Scott does. I have no idea. So Scott,
Speaker 1: he knows what he does, so he starts to tell me,
Speaker 1: but I still am not getting. I'm not understanding. So
Speaker 1: instead of trying to take a deep breath and just
Speaker 1: speak to me like a normal human being, like I
Speaker 1: would talk to you, or like we just talk to
Speaker 1: our friends that just came in, or like my neighbor,
Speaker 1: what do you do? Scotty Be does one of these.
Speaker 1: He goes as me and him talking, he says, if
Speaker 1: like Ronnie's in the room, and he goes, he goes
Speaker 1: to Ronnie, goes, will you please talk to him and
Speaker 1: tell him how to do that? Oh my god, that is,
Speaker 1: by the way, that is the worst kind of condescending,
Speaker 1: he insults anyone could ever experience. Zactly, it's almost like
Speaker 1: you're not you're not cool enough right to talk to me.
Speaker 1: That's right. So yes, I'm gonna cheat you like a dog.
Speaker 1: That's right. And I'm gonna you know, you're worth my breath.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna focus my energy on this person, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna talk through you right here. Okay, Scary asked me
Speaker 1: one question. Here's here's the example. Here's the example. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how do I change a tire? But how do you
Speaker 1: change a tire? Well, you know, Scary to take the
Speaker 1: lug nuts off and then the tire comes off and
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, and they just say say, I still
Speaker 1: don't get it. I don't understand it. I don't understand,
Speaker 1: here's Scotty be ready, bull freak, Will you please freaking
Speaker 1: tell him how to take a tire off? Okay, I
Speaker 1: feel like I feel like acid. That exactly. That's not
Speaker 1: nice because maybe he was having a bad day. Maybe
Speaker 1: he was stop stops us up. This is the problem.
Speaker 1: We we tend to make excuses for somebody else. So
Speaker 1: let's not make an excuse. Let's not make an excuse.
Speaker 1: The thing is is that Scott would not talk to
Speaker 1: me like that, like he talks to us like his
Speaker 1: neighbor that way. He would have talked to us his
Speaker 1: kids teacher that way. He wouldn't even talk to wise
Speaker 1: whites that way. He pished you off. He he treated
Speaker 1: you as less than human to talk to me that
Speaker 1: way because at that time he felt like, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna bother him here. It's the piece of tish. You're
Speaker 1: a tish on the side of the road, limbs like tish,
Speaker 1: and that's what I'm gonna treat East. And that's what happens.
Speaker 1: And the point is, because that finally Scotty bursting through
Speaker 1: the room, is that on the offair show, do we
Speaker 1: really need to bring everybody down? Do we haven't talked
Speaker 1: to each other that way. Isn't there enough drama going
Speaker 1: on in this world? They have to you have to
Speaker 1: be able to talk to people like that. Sounds like
Speaker 1: you had a bad day, like Daniel Powder, you know
Speaker 1: what I was having. Guys had a bad day exactly,
Speaker 1: And and I don't want to have a bad day, Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it to you. Just a
Speaker 1: little isolated incident like you're giving a speech in the bag.
Speaker 1: That's where it starts. You see, you have a brick wall,
Speaker 1: and then you take one brick off, and then another brick,
Speaker 1: and you pretty soon your wall falls down where we
Speaker 1: got the piano rock going? So and I have to
Speaker 1: give him more human side. I think it's the all
Speaker 1: Fair heads are listening to us right now. You can
Speaker 1: drop us an email at the All Fair Show at
Speaker 1: gmail dot com, or you can tweet us at the
Speaker 1: Affair Show. But I think that it's time that we
Speaker 1: stopped doing this to each other. Isn't there enough sadness
Speaker 1: and heartache in the world? Why do we have to
Speaker 1: continue to tear each other down? This isn't the way
Speaker 1: you talk to each because Scotty treated him less human
Speaker 1: than human, So this is more human than human white zombie.
Speaker 1: It's a great reason to put it's time to just
Speaker 1: such each other like normal people. Like I would not
Speaker 1: talk to Scotty like that. I would talk to the
Speaker 1: way I talk to everybody else, right, Like when I
Speaker 1: get my car and I go to Target, or I
Speaker 1: go to Coals, or I go shopping, and I'm talking
Speaker 1: to normal people, they don't do they don't. They don't
Speaker 1: call somebody else over and go behind the and go.
Speaker 1: Will you please explain to him what the price of
Speaker 1: this is. Will you please explain to him that we
Speaker 1: no longer have lady's buying. But those people have to
Speaker 1: be nice to you by nature. Whereas Scotty knows you
Speaker 1: for years and years and he can treat you like right,
Speaker 1: he cannot. And that's what I'm saying. He won't stand
Speaker 1: for it. That's right. I am not a piece of
Speaker 1: tish and I will not be treated that way because
Speaker 1: I will not treat him that way. I will not
Speaker 1: treat you that way. You've never treated him like a
Speaker 1: piece of tish. No, I have not one moment why
Speaker 1: I have not, because I myself have been treated like
Speaker 1: that so many times that I will not do that
Speaker 1: to others, so you've learned from other people's mistakes. Because
Speaker 1: I gotta say, great, Tea's issues. One. I don't want
Speaker 1: to be bullied, so I'm not going to feel like
Speaker 1: this is like the world's biggest scab on your knee
Speaker 1: and then Scotty be picked it and now you're just
Speaker 1: using everywhere on this podcast. Stop the insanity enough because
Speaker 1: you know there's no reason to do that to each other.
Speaker 1: Like what your Mike Mike from The Today Mike, and
Speaker 1: another name is Russ Russell Mike from The Today over here, Mike,
Speaker 1: did you did you have to yell at Russ today?
Speaker 1: Did you yell at him every day? You yelled at Russ?
Speaker 1: Like you said, Russ, what's your problem? Russ? You yelled
Speaker 1: at him? Yeah? Really, that's what we do, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: how many years you know, Scotti. What we're trying to
Speaker 1: show is that is that is that normal people do
Speaker 1: not speak to each other that way. That's not the way,
Speaker 1: like you don't talk to your neighbors like that, you
Speaker 1: don't talk to your friends that way. It's not alright,
Speaker 1: I got it, all right, So just all I wanted
Speaker 1: to say, and this is maybe get your So this
Speaker 1: is to get your everything off your chest episode because
Speaker 1: there's not much more content at past this beside from
Speaker 1: friendship Rachel coming in later real quick. I just want
Speaker 1: to say I wanted to just set the record. Sahi,
Speaker 1: what do you got? Hip is what I want to
Speaker 1: show you. You guys can come back here. Don't worry
Speaker 1: about me in video my space. This is where you
Speaker 1: have to move us, Move us. I'm not kidding, please,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. I wanted to set because there's a
Speaker 1: lot of confusion on our affair show, feed on Twitter
Speaker 1: and everything, and listen, I don't care what was said.
Speaker 1: Whatever people you know, haters gonna hate. Um you know
Speaker 1: have about this. Hate is gonna hate. I want to
Speaker 1: tell you what are you getting? The gift card situation
Speaker 1: with the Super Bowl winners. I just want to just
Speaker 1: settle this for once and for all. We're giving out
Speaker 1: five prizes. Okay, okay, We're giving out a two hundred
Speaker 1: dollar gift card the final score, a two hundred dollar
Speaker 1: gift card for fourth quarter. Uh that gentleman. Mike also
Speaker 1: won a five hundred gift card from Elvis uh Macy's
Speaker 1: gift card, so he's getting seven hundred dollars total correct
Speaker 1: all rights, not using the term one. Well, he got compensated.
Speaker 1: He was compensated. What we're talking about is Michael Hans, Right,
Speaker 1: he got he's getting his money. Don't hate on Mike, please,
Speaker 1: do not hating Mike. The other dude who won the
Speaker 1: final score, what's his name? Okay, so it was Elf.
Speaker 1: He's gonna get to his two getting two hundred. So
Speaker 1: Mike gets to a gift card. Gift card, We're gonna
Speaker 1: give a hundred dollars to the other guy who won
Speaker 1: that one. Okay. So basically what scary saying is right. Okay,
Speaker 1: So we have the first guy that wars. That was Emmett.
Speaker 1: That was first quarter and that so it's getting he won,
Speaker 1: he's getting it. Then it was Joe Gallina he won
Speaker 1: the second quarter. He's getting his fifty bucks. Then we're
Speaker 1: going to go to you, Joshua Reem. Yes, he's saying
Speaker 1: he has. Then we did the rest. Hands don't need
Speaker 1: to keep saying it. At the end of the let's
Speaker 1: come over the let's get scores and give us the scores.
Speaker 1: All right, so real quick, so real quick, okay, Right,
Speaker 1: everyone's getting paid and here's what's going on. At first,
Speaker 1: Gregg T and I were going to pick up the
Speaker 1: tab on on these people. But as I promised, a
Speaker 1: little better late than never, our sales team has come
Speaker 1: through the last minute. No thanks to Panasonic. Pete Let's
Speaker 1: was not involved. He has never helped us, and he
Speaker 1: has not helped us to recognize Jenn Gerson. We got
Speaker 1: a two hund omnique cash gift card, yes, from my kids.
Speaker 1: Maybe we can come up vice president. Is there a
Speaker 1: way for us to come up with a funny name
Speaker 1: for Jenn Gerson? Like she's so nice and cuddly like
Speaker 1: maybe we can call it like that future slushy, smushy
Speaker 1: or cuddly j I don't know a woman would want
Speaker 1: to be referred to as smushy. And we're not gonna
Speaker 1: go out on the limb here, alright, cuddly Jen later,
Speaker 1: let's do that later. I don't know if you see
Speaker 1: what's going with the lights and cameras being set up
Speaker 1: around that. We gotta move all right? Here we go there,
Speaker 1: here the gift cards. Here, your gift cards sounds and here?
Speaker 1: Can you please put them into the envelopes? Come on,
Speaker 1: we're gonna mail him out by Friday at the end
Speaker 1: of the day. These are gift cards. Those are our winners.
Speaker 1: And at first we were gonna pick up the tab
Speaker 1: sales to the rescue. Thanks Jen Gerson and Jackie Calcano
Speaker 1: who decided to pick up the rest of those. So
Speaker 1: five hundred seventy five dollars for you all for the
Speaker 1: off air show. Can you do a song for Jenn
Speaker 1: Gershon and for Jackie Calcano? Maybe you're like, put into
Speaker 1: a quick song? What do you got for us? God,
Speaker 1: go smushymus, jack give me something else? All right? Come on?
Speaker 1: How would you describe Jenn Calcano? No, Jackie Jackie. Jackie's
Speaker 1: like feisty, right would you say she's feisty? She ran
Speaker 1: the New York City Marathon. Oh so did I right?
Speaker 1: What would you say? Yeah? But she like pushed through
Speaker 1: she she did it like in like nine hours persevere.
Speaker 1: I really didn't like it, but like she's a fighter,
Speaker 1: all right. I could just say about Jackie and Jen.
Speaker 1: What can you say? I can't say anything. Oh, Jackie
Speaker 1: and Jenn like like Jackie and Jan were, it's still
Speaker 1: having fun. They were there all their show having fun.
Speaker 1: They came through the show. Yes, somebody's didn't get a picture. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: well these guys said, we got Mike and Ross here,
Speaker 1: Mike and Jackie and Jen a bold freaking unauthorized the day.
Speaker 1: What do you got? Because we have friendships? Turn its
Speaker 1: turn to well, I you know, anybody who's been a
Speaker 1: loyal listener to this podcast knows I wanted to hear
Speaker 1: the classic underground hip hop song running from the from
Speaker 1: the Far Side, by the far Side. You know what.
Speaker 1: There are a lot of curse words in it. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of some dirty language, but it's all in
Speaker 1: good fun. It's all in good fun. Okay, Yeah, you
Speaker 1: got a twenty second introt scary come on talking, I'll
Speaker 1: hit the post. Okay, here we go, take your time,
Speaker 1: you'll get it back old school hip hop. This is
Speaker 1: bold freaks pick today. Finally you're finally getting a second one.
Speaker 1: Second one is the third one. Maybe next week work
Speaker 1: a little boy and you can show your carrots. All right.
Speaker 1: When we get back, we talk about what the council's
Speaker 1: put together, all chat room and everything. Yeah, they're they're
Speaker 1: doing stuff there. Nay, I must have been on some
Speaker 1: a cage and coming out like a pump in the
Speaker 1: chump or a sucker or something because that attack despect
Speaker 1: thank you should never get because all I got what
Speaker 1: I'm said when niggas used to be like stuff and
Speaker 1: trying to sweat a nigger like the left for no reason.
Speaker 1: That's all I can rey conker niggers for it was
Speaker 1: easy in my face down the hall of kicking it
Speaker 1: in the back of the school eating chicken at three,
Speaker 1: when it rewinds everybody always kicking on me. I tried
Speaker 1: to talk and tell them untill I didn't nothing to desertans.
Speaker 1: But when it didn't work up with to skin, just
Speaker 1: real nervous and number pads that it was rapping on down.
Speaker 1: But Pavy never told me how to knock a digger out.
Speaker 1: But Down was not the probably survived the man on
Speaker 1: my home talk around with fat that yes she gets boon.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to show nobody was shown, but when
Speaker 1: the song, when the song and the song, it's a
Speaker 1: fair show. Next we are live on our podcast and
Speaker 1: the Today Show producers are walking in. Now he's just
Speaker 1: getting bigger. You know. If there's you guys are the bosses?
Speaker 1: W HI? How you doing? Ladies? All right? You guys
Speaker 1: can talk to any microphone, all these mics alive. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're doing a podcast right now. It's called The All
Speaker 1: Fair Show. Yeah, and by the way, it's a hot
Speaker 1: mess express of a podcast. So it's all good. Everything
Speaker 1: goes on this podcast. You can do what ever you want. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what if you just you want to say, hello, what's
Speaker 1: it like like producing the Today Show? Well? Which element
Speaker 1: of it? Well, the segments that you guys work on,
Speaker 1: So Britney basically make sure the show gets on air.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, any any of the video that you see
Speaker 1: that goes through Brittany before it actually gets on air
Speaker 1: on the weekend. Yeah, the fun stuff? Yeah, is that
Speaker 1: why you're here to have fun? That's awesome. Hey, we
Speaker 1: can use an executive producer for the off air show. Really,
Speaker 1: there's no pain in it, but we can really use one.
Speaker 1: We're just one big guy. Heather is our intern and
Speaker 1: she's looking for some work coming situation. We needed some information.
Speaker 1: I think she's well, she's overqualified for this producer, Heather somebody. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But yeah, So anyway, they're getting ready in case the
Speaker 1: off airheads just want to clear everybody in. So they're
Speaker 1: gonna be taping an episode. They're gonna be taping a
Speaker 1: segment with Elvis. So now Elvis Duran, Hold on Elvis?
Speaker 1: Is that a sponsor? Elvis Duran? So what's what's this
Speaker 1: piece about. It's gonna run on Sunday for Grammys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we're actually maybe you guys can help us. We're
Speaker 1: doing a story on the art of the album drop. Okay.
Speaker 1: Then once we started doing some researches, all Brittany's idea
Speaker 1: come over here. Once we started doing some research, we
Speaker 1: just found that the industry has completely changed so much
Speaker 1: so in the last fifteen years. It's like a larger
Speaker 1: spot than that. But it is pegged to the Grammys, right, Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: So it's in association. So this is gonna air Sunday morning.
Speaker 1: We're just gonna plug it right here. It's on NBC
Speaker 1: and we're we're national. So it's uh from seven seven
Speaker 1: o'clock Eastern six specific because it airs completely different times,
Speaker 1: so we film eight to nine, so in some places
Speaker 1: it airs then, okay, like in New York it airs
Speaker 1: from nine to Okay, that's cool, that's cool. I don't
Speaker 1: worry about Yeah, we're good all right. So then there
Speaker 1: you go. So, so Sunday Morning Watch for Elvis as
Speaker 1: part of the Today Show Sunday. I love it, but
Speaker 1: it is true the industry has changed. People Sometimes they
Speaker 1: just drop singles. Now they don't drop albums they don't want.
Speaker 1: How would you guys say the industry changed me? I
Speaker 1: would say the industry has changed in exactly that way.
Speaker 1: People are there's more collaborations than ever before. Uh, there's
Speaker 1: more people that, um, are you putting me on the spot.
Speaker 1: There's more artists that um. I think it's more trendy
Speaker 1: these days. And you don't have to really drop a
Speaker 1: whole entire album like you can have. You can have
Speaker 1: one little hit and then that can prepare all you into.
Speaker 1: You can just have hit it or hit it or
Speaker 1: hit You No longer have to really put out a
Speaker 1: full length album, right, It's just like single motivated. If
Speaker 1: you're inspired by your music and say, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm going through a time right now, then maybe you
Speaker 1: issue a body of work if you've got something to say.
Speaker 1: Got something from from you guys. From the radio perspective,
Speaker 1: how has it changed how you guys get music, how
Speaker 1: you play music. Oh, we don't have physical media anymore,
Speaker 1: so I don't see album artwork. I can't see c
Speaker 1: D s I have to. You know, everything is just
Speaker 1: I think that everything is kind of everything is built
Speaker 1: on trends. It really is. We follow what the trend is,
Speaker 1: you know what the audience really wants to hear, and
Speaker 1: we follow the social media hits and whatever is becoming popular.
Speaker 1: We're going with the flow. You really are here today
Speaker 1: on a Monday. You might be gone on a Friday
Speaker 1: and not dictated by record labels anymore, not anymore. You know,
Speaker 1: it's not if you get your start on YouTube and
Speaker 1: you've got million million hits, I'm we might check it
Speaker 1: out and be like, wow, what is this now? We
Speaker 1: might not play it in rotation, but we might, like,
Speaker 1: you know, give it a listen. A YouTube star on
Speaker 1: Monday becomes a national celebrity by Friday, right, and then
Speaker 1: they and we need to get this on camera, and well,
Speaker 1: this is Elvis Durrance. No, no, no, it's not for us.
Speaker 1: Not we are we are the right. This is not
Speaker 1: for us. But no, but that's interesting to hear you
Speaker 1: say that. But that's the truth. That's what it is today.
Speaker 1: You know, So like, do you are you gonna be
Speaker 1: wearing that winter coat next winter. Um, no, exactly, because
Speaker 1: right now it is a trendy, beautiful cool coat. Right
Speaker 1: it's dirty, so that yes. But but I'm saying is
Speaker 1: that is that I just chose your jack as it's
Speaker 1: right in front of me. I'm just saying that that
Speaker 1: your coat that you're wearing is really beautiful right now.
Speaker 1: But and and it may not be beautiful next winter.
Speaker 1: It may not be trendy enough. But and then it
Speaker 1: just says what it is. Wow. So I'll watch for
Speaker 1: Greggy and I interview on the Today Show on Sunday morning.
Speaker 1: I have so many more questions, so you just tell
Speaker 1: me when to stop at Okay, back in the day,
Speaker 1: somebody needed the record label, right saying like right now
Speaker 1: the artist doesn't really Oh no, no, no, they that relationship.
Speaker 1: You have to be a star in some right, you know.
Speaker 1: Do they have to have that social media following? Do
Speaker 1: they have to have absolutely that it goes along with
Speaker 1: everything right now. It's like it's part of your report
Speaker 1: card if you If I take a look at your resume,
Speaker 1: your your your social media footprint, and I say, oh,
Speaker 1: they've got x amount of followers on Instagram, Snapchat, that's Twitter.
Speaker 1: Look at how many much engagement they have with their fans.
Speaker 1: They're much more engaged with their fans now, talking to them,
Speaker 1: building up the audience. Oh they're touring here and there. Well, now,
Speaker 1: now that artist might be able to turn down several
Speaker 1: record labels for distribution, because keep in mind, you still
Speaker 1: need the record labels help to do the distribution part,
Speaker 1: and it's promotion part that that's where the money comes from.
Speaker 1: So but they might have their foot in the door.
Speaker 1: They might have a better, bigger, better way of you know,
Speaker 1: dealing with the You know, I think the artists on
Speaker 1: the record label, you know what I'm saying. I think
Speaker 1: the artists themselves has to do a lot of the
Speaker 1: legwork as well. I I don't believe that the record
Speaker 1: label is going to do everything for you anymore. You know,
Speaker 1: you have to yourself, try to know. They don't manufacture
Speaker 1: stars anymore. That's less. And that's how That's what we
Speaker 1: found out is that back in the day, the chosen
Speaker 1: the record label made you a star. But now you've
Speaker 1: got to come in being a star. That's correct. But
Speaker 1: so then how does the song get put in rotation?
Speaker 1: See that's that's done about the closed doors. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: We don't know about that. I've got, We've got. We
Speaker 1: get hit up on the street all the time with
Speaker 1: CDs and everything. That is just not the case. People
Speaker 1: are standing outside the building and then they hand me
Speaker 1: their c D and they're like, you'll check out my work.
Speaker 1: The guy that cuts my hair, which I have no here,
Speaker 1: but I'm saying, the guy that does the bus cut
Speaker 1: for me. He I cannot tell him enough because he
Speaker 1: thinks he keeps going a O. T here here's the CD,
Speaker 1: here's I can't do anything. But the radio station is
Speaker 1: the last stop. A lot of times on that tour,
Speaker 1: this is all they're like, you know, you know, all
Speaker 1: that stuff is done. First. I think that that is
Speaker 1: where comes in years, right, yeah, but but I would
Speaker 1: say that's where the record label does come into play.
Speaker 1: I think that the artist can get noticed by themselves
Speaker 1: with us through the social media, which trendy what's hot.
Speaker 1: And I think once the record label wreck nizes hey
Speaker 1: we got something hot going on, that's when the label
Speaker 1: needs to come to us and hard to people around America.
Speaker 1: That's right, you guys like the traffic cop kind of thing,
Speaker 1: you know. But yeah, but but yeah, but back in
Speaker 1: the day, Like I'm going back tack to the fifties
Speaker 1: and sixties. You the way that you get your song
Speaker 1: broken was you'd walk into a radio station, you give
Speaker 1: it to the DJ, and maybe he played it for you.
Speaker 1: I mean, those days are long gone. So I would
Speaker 1: go like to say, like the eighties and nineties, that's
Speaker 1: when they that's when you the stars were manufactured. And
Speaker 1: now with social media, now the shoe's on the other
Speaker 1: foot and throw it right. They see right through it.
Speaker 1: They want like a real artist and they write their
Speaker 1: own songs. It's gonna, you know, do something well, like
Speaker 1: like the Ed Sheerings of the world. I mean Ed Sheering,
Speaker 1: you know, is is no longer really just like a
Speaker 1: like like a pop artist. He's actually a true artist
Speaker 1: that writes his own stuff. Everybody in Bieber what was
Speaker 1: discovered on social pretty much, and and then of course
Speaker 1: everybody else subsequently that came after him, like like a
Speaker 1: Shawn Mendez. Shawn Mendez a perfect example exactly. Alright, anyway,
Speaker 1: all the changes, do you like the changes that technology
Speaker 1: has brought. I think that it opens up, it opens
Speaker 1: up for real artists to finally make a splash. And
Speaker 1: I appreciate you know, somebody that has something real to say. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like when real talented people are getting getting notoriety.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. And it shows a guy like Ed here
Speaker 1: and comes in here then and just like just turns
Speaker 1: on his guitar, just starts jamming and plays live for us,
Speaker 1: doesn't care how early in the morning it is, because
Speaker 1: that's a true artist, that's raw talent. And that's how
Speaker 1: that was the interviewing him at jingle Ball what you
Speaker 1: Guys Do, And it was his first year that he
Speaker 1: was there, and he talked about being nominated for a
Speaker 1: Grammy and he found out while he was like living
Speaker 1: in his car, he was pretty much homeless at the time.
Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, that's why I mean something like that
Speaker 1: is is you know you you want to root for them? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's cool. You all right, they're going you can
Speaker 1: talk one thing, what friendship? Rachel is here? Check you're
Speaker 1: just like like two beats up? But I thought I
Speaker 1: was last week. He did it by himself. He yelled
Speaker 1: at everybody, I'm on point. I'm on point. Is it
Speaker 1: Matt le Blanc or Matt le Blanc, It's Blanc. And
Speaker 1: he's like and he's had new shows. Yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: can see this new show on CBS. Not that's a
Speaker 1: good show. He's checking out friendship. Rachel, you're back again.
Speaker 1: You've been giving us all these amazing recipes, telling us
Speaker 1: great things to do with cottage cheese, and the affair
Speaker 1: heads really appreciated. They really do. We're starting to see
Speaker 1: some pictures people starting to send in. We have our
Speaker 1: off fair army and they're loving it. They love what's
Speaker 1: going on here. Because some of a lot of these
Speaker 1: in the house. We do have a toddler alert. These
Speaker 1: jugs that listened to the podcast, a lot of them
Speaker 1: they did like cottage cheese. I would never do that.
Speaker 1: That's for my grandmother. You know what I told you
Speaker 1: the story way back and the we first met that.
Speaker 1: You know, my mom used to feed me cottage cheese.
Speaker 1: But I never knew that it could take on such
Speaker 1: can you? Can you think I'm scared. I've never ever
Speaker 1: seen scary. He come, we come back from school and
Speaker 1: take his backpack off and Mom would be waiting with
Speaker 1: a big spoonful of cottage anthony for you. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: could just see your Ronny, you want some cottage cheese,
Speaker 1: don't be jealous. Jealous. Now you want some cottage cheese
Speaker 1: with a hide that story. You're giving me a great story. Bullshit,
Speaker 1: you're feeling Rachel over year. But anyway, Rachel, they think
Speaker 1: I'm trying to suck up to you. Let the past.
Speaker 1: This whole life ems Pimoni guardage. He can't go back
Speaker 1: in the time enough. So thank you, by the way
Speaker 1: for doing all these recipes. You cracked out another one though,
Speaker 1: today all with friendship dairy's cottage cheese. What did you do?
Speaker 1: How did you do it? Today's a creamy taco Depp.
Speaker 1: You take your cottage cheese, you put in a blender
Speaker 1: with a little bit of olive oil, some taco spice seasoning,
Speaker 1: and that's it. Top it with some jalapenos, cilanto, black
Speaker 1: olives and Roman tomatoes and just dig in. Amazing as
Speaker 1: a dip, but also great as a taco topper. If
Speaker 1: you want to pour like a nice creamy cheese over
Speaker 1: the top top of a taco salad, whatever you want.
Speaker 1: I like that idea. I think that's good. If you
Speaker 1: have a taco salad you can put on top or
Speaker 1: like on top of an actual taco. That is this
Speaker 1: is more like a sauce like a compliment. Yeah, not
Speaker 1: really necessarily nice, creamy, smooth consistency. So I could stuff
Speaker 1: my taco with my favorite meat and then pour this
Speaker 1: right over the top of it like a nice accent.
Speaker 1: Why don't you put one on it on a chip
Speaker 1: and give it to Bald Freak In the next one,
Speaker 1: He's like a chimpanzee behind behind the bars in a cage.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm part of a taste. It's like feeding.
Speaker 1: It's feeding time at the zoo for Bald Freak. Gregg
Speaker 1: Tea runs in the other studio because obviously he can't
Speaker 1: be like watching everybody outside heads turn when Greg Tea
Speaker 1: just here he comes past. What do you guys think
Speaker 1: a surprising delight moment. I'm just unbelievable. I'm sorry, you
Speaker 1: know me. I'm not hit the door, and I don't
Speaker 1: drink the kool aid usually, yeah, but I'm drinking this
Speaker 1: friendship da. By the way, before we started this whole
Speaker 1: campaign with you guys and pea food and everything, I
Speaker 1: gotta tell you, Bald Freak was the one that was like, hell,
Speaker 1: am I going to do with cottage? I hate cottage cheese.
Speaker 1: I'm skepticalism I'm like, I'm gonna I said, whatever you do,
Speaker 1: be honest. I want you to be authentic. Oh yeah, finally,
Speaker 1: you finally want me to be honest. I always wanted
Speaker 1: you to be honest. But your true colors are showing you.
Speaker 1: Look You've looked pretty much every every one of these.
Speaker 1: Did I do your favorite? Like? That was really good?
Speaker 1: And that was on a chip? If I like, add
Speaker 1: that to my my ground turkey tacos man, I'm in business.
Speaker 1: I remember the one that gave you the rash. You
Speaker 1: love that one too. You're thinking of something else. I
Speaker 1: think that's why you were divorced seven times. You got
Speaker 1: it right seven times. What about Friendship Dairies and cottage cheese, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean the beauty of it is you can substitute
Speaker 1: cottage cheese when it is blended for things like mayonnaise
Speaker 1: and sour cream and and tahini. So it really increases
Speaker 1: the protein, lowers the fat, lowers of carbs, lowers of sugar.
Speaker 1: But it's got that really nice, cheesy, thick flavor. And
Speaker 1: Friendship Dairies as a product itself is so much thicker
Speaker 1: and cheesier than any other product. If you go out
Speaker 1: and buy you know, your your regular brand product and
Speaker 1: you pour it out, it's going to kind of like
Speaker 1: puke out of the cup. Friendship Dairies has integrity and
Speaker 1: it's nice and thick and delicious and flavorful. It's like
Speaker 1: just like, just like, I have to be honest and
Speaker 1: that I was one of those skeptics that I wasn't
Speaker 1: a fan, and I'm like, oh my god, Cottage cheese,
Speaker 1: what do we get into. But within the past couple
Speaker 1: of weeks, like I really have learned a lot about
Speaker 1: you know, the brand and Cottage cheese and all the
Speaker 1: different recipes that you brought up. There's been not one
Speaker 1: thing that they brought here that was not good. I agree,
Speaker 1: honest right, no, I would agree with that. Everything's been
Speaker 1: really good. And this is only a snippet of all
Speaker 1: the recipes that we actually make. I mean, there's a lasagna,
Speaker 1: there's a protein ball. We make smoothies. You can blend
Speaker 1: it that takes the place in Greek Greek yogurt, which
Speaker 1: is super high in sugar. You substitute that for Cottage
Speaker 1: cheese and it's just a protein pecks mothe. So here
Speaker 1: we are six recipes in straightenate is finally coming to
Speaker 1: the table here, Delius. Isn't it great? Fair Heads? We
Speaker 1: got the big, big time executive producer here. Straighten Nate
Speaker 1: is on the show. I'm just a man and I'm
Speaker 1: eating cottage right now. Cottage cheese really does bring friends together.
Speaker 1: The friendship we had. Elvis was in here for one
Speaker 1: episode last week with Andrew Rice, Scotty Bee came through
Speaker 1: everyone and everyone is enjoying today's Bethany was like knuckles
Speaker 1: deep in that in that hummus, let me just tell
Speaker 1: us the rachel We couldn't get any of them to
Speaker 1: be a part of the Affair show at all. You
Speaker 1: come here and now all of a sudden, they're all
Speaker 1: coming in. Like five months ago. We figured it out.
Speaker 1: We got to bring more friendship, Dairius cotta cheese, and
Speaker 1: then we'll have people. And then I got tons of recipes.
Speaker 1: This is just a little snippet. Well, we want to
Speaker 1: see what our off fair heads have done over the
Speaker 1: past couple of weeks with their friendship Dairius cottage cheese.
Speaker 1: Whyn't you just upload it to social let us know
Speaker 1: at the Offair Show on Twitter shows pictures pictures of
Speaker 1: you making these just as long as you eat food
Speaker 1: with it, we don't want to know what else you
Speaker 1: did with it. Today's rest. Oh here comes, here comes.
Speaker 1: Oh no, he's free. He's at your microphone and he's
Speaker 1: at your Remember the song that you wrote for friendship?
Speaker 1: What don't you remind? Why do you listen? Why don't
Speaker 1: you take Rachel out behind one to one too? It's
Speaker 1: all about friendship, Scary Jones, Craig a freak, Frank you
Speaker 1: keep playing. The more you play, the more valuable. It's
Speaker 1: all about it. This is true, really loved freak. I
Speaker 1: never missed you so much in my life. Freak in
Speaker 1: here but still being friends, hanging out, having fun, frienship
Speaker 1: and that this ship. I think this, this is gonna
Speaker 1: be the straw that breaks the camel's back. I don't
Speaker 1: think they're gonna be back next week, because no, no,
Speaker 1: I need him in my life. Look at us, Godship,
Speaker 1: what say friendship? Rachel? It's awesome hanging out with you.
Speaker 1: I'm sure our paths will cross again in the future.
Speaker 1: Thank you, guys, so much, Thank you all these awesome recipes.
Speaker 1: Always look back on our Twitter, our social and our
Speaker 1: Instagram for all the recipes we've done. Over the past
Speaker 1: couple of weeks. You know what, for real, we have
Speaker 1: been really brutally honest with all of your recipes and
Speaker 1: we really did like them. So now you have to
Speaker 1: be brutally honest with us. Did you like hanging out
Speaker 1: with did you are not? I'll be honest with you, guys,
Speaker 1: it was the best of my life. It sounds pretty convincing. Listen.
Speaker 1: We know it's like a big locker room here. You know,
Speaker 1: it's just like a bunch of guys hanging out, but
Speaker 1: like you kind of fit in, like you were really
Speaker 1: a good part of the show. It I look forward,
Speaker 1: just had to have in you hear players the jingle again,
Speaker 1: the friendship jingle? So much fun? You mean friends? Give me? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do. You're gonna do your friendship not save that
Speaker 1: than my head for days now. I'm never going to
Speaker 1: get that on the head. Sure you pick up friendship
Speaker 1: das kind of she's at your local kid. Well, my god,
Speaker 1: thank you, Rachel. We all cottage cheese. Now we aren't
Speaker 1: having fun on the show. Oh but I'm sorry, Rachel.
Speaker 1: You gotta go run rochip blatee the cottage free chip cheese.
Speaker 1: Rachel than rottle Chip Rachel, you go, I have a headache.
Speaker 1: I was rolling, man, I really was rolling. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're rolling.