WEBVTT - The Off Air Show - 'Greg T Got Butt Hurt' - Ep.107

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, is that Hill Street Blues or something

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<v Speaker 1>like that? About the what were you just playing? You

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<v Speaker 1>were playing something else? I don't know, it's just did

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<v Speaker 1>it sound like Doogie House? It kind of sounded like

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<v Speaker 1>Doogie House? Remember Dookie House before Neil Patrick Harris became

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<v Speaker 1>a sex symbol. What other like piano melody eighties and

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<v Speaker 1>nineties shows were there cheers at everyone? Do do do? Do? Do?

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<v Speaker 1>Can play that one? Give me cheers on the piano?

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<v Speaker 1>Bald freak? Are you? What are you doing? What? We

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<v Speaker 1>should open up with cheers? Do you want to open

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<v Speaker 1>up with cheers? Everybody knows We're already on what did

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<v Speaker 1>you do? We're already recording. Oh you are? Ye're recording?

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<v Speaker 1>So then why don't we open with cheers? Why don't

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<v Speaker 1>we open up with bugs? Bunny? Because you're eating cars?

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<v Speaker 1>Cheers sounds up God. Making your way in the world

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<v Speaker 1>today takes everything you've got. Taking a break from all

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<v Speaker 1>your worries, sure, with help a lot. Wouldn't you like

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<v Speaker 1>to get bad? Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows

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<v Speaker 1>your name, the authors shroud and they're always bad to

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<v Speaker 1>get You want to be where you can see the

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<v Speaker 1>troubles are all the same. You wanna be when everybody

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<v Speaker 1>knows your name, shout out, said Cary Thompson. You want

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<v Speaker 1>to go tru for ye body? Omar one baskets. We

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<v Speaker 1>don't see what it don't sell, Ray lay Dan, Huggy Retrogressed,

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<v Speaker 1>Brick Craigs the show, Henry Jordans. Can we have um,

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<v Speaker 1>like a permanent list of the people on the off

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<v Speaker 1>Fair Show cabinet to refer to here on the podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do that. Well, there's a lot of them here

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<v Speaker 1>because even that was just the council that I mentioned.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean everybody on the affair show football boxes. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>there's honestly a ton of people here that are regulars,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like you g I Erwin, like Emmett Um. Guys,

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<v Speaker 1>do you know realize something? Um, I didn't start the

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<v Speaker 1>theme song yet, We're still this is all just blabber.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you're right, but you know this, but it

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<v Speaker 1>is kind of nice, you know, Boford. Maybe you can

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<v Speaker 1>put together a theme song to the cheers Medley and

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<v Speaker 1>if I give you all the names, you can do something.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you be to fit our entire cabinet into a

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<v Speaker 1>cheers or something right or something else? Do for you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's all about it. I mean, this is what

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<v Speaker 1>what has made the Offfair show what it is right

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<v Speaker 1>right about all the millions of people who aren't on

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<v Speaker 1>the cabinet what they feel left. Well, I'm not We

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<v Speaker 1>all listen. We know that behind just the three of

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<v Speaker 1>us and the council, there are some you know, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people and we can't mention them all,

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<v Speaker 1>but there's been some that have like stood out, that

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<v Speaker 1>have kind of like you know, sah, they've been our support.

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<v Speaker 1>Deserve a Cheers parody theme song? But people, let me

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<v Speaker 1>ask you this, do they even know what Cheers is?

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<v Speaker 1>At this point? Do people watch that show? Do they

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<v Speaker 1>know what it was? May know it, but it was

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<v Speaker 1>such an iconic show that you know the you know

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<v Speaker 1>the theme song? Yeah, you know, Bill Burkett, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying. It gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling

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<v Speaker 1>inside when I want Cheers rerun, let's for the next

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<v Speaker 1>thirty minutes and just shout out names. I just let

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<v Speaker 1>to our podcasts and everyone who's ever listened to the

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<v Speaker 1>I would go as far as to say that all

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred names that were on the off air show

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<v Speaker 1>football boxes are really those that have you know, supported

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<v Speaker 1>this show the most. No, No, I'm not saying again

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<v Speaker 1>I'm isolating others that have listened. Yeah, I'm just saying

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<v Speaker 1>that we all realize and recognize that there is a

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<v Speaker 1>very strong support system. There is the army strong support

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<v Speaker 1>system in our life. Yeah, but you have the longest

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<v Speaker 1>this is the longest cold open we've ever done for

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<v Speaker 1>our show. You guys realize this. I'm freezing. We're now

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<v Speaker 1>like working on five six minutes now, Debby T, I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's time for me to drop. Anchor Elvis Durrand

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<v Speaker 1>presents the off Air Show, Steery Jones and the General

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<v Speaker 1>Greg Te so one oh seven. Yeah, I'm scary Greg

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<v Speaker 1>T and the bl freak. He's eating carrots, baby carrots.

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<v Speaker 1>What's a dock? I figured let me bring the noisiest

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<v Speaker 1>food that I can eat. I've only had a cucumber,

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<v Speaker 1>half a cucumber and an oatmeal today. You know some people,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'm gonna Scary Jones, fat dude, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>done like twenty eight pounds because because you eat nothing,

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<v Speaker 1>They're gonna happen next week. Dr Fatlos himself will be

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<v Speaker 1>coming up here. And yeah, yeah, we're gonna talk about this.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of misconc You know how funny that

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<v Speaker 1>would be a carrot. Let me have a character, ball freaking,

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<v Speaker 1>that would be you know, it's a there's a misconception

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<v Speaker 1>about weight loss, and he's going to clear it all up.

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<v Speaker 1>He's gonna show you about bouncing your hormones. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>talk about this. I don't need his help. I'm good.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you're good, but I'm not speaking your bastard that

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<v Speaker 1>says everything in a nutshell. I could eat these carrots

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<v Speaker 1>with like a vodka ginger rail, like I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what it is, but I need like an alcohol to

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<v Speaker 1>go along with this. You do know some people have

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<v Speaker 1>mis pons phonia, right, you know what that is? It's

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<v Speaker 1>a real it sounds like doesn't you get that at

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<v Speaker 1>the Japanese restaurants. I never ordered the miso soup ever,

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<v Speaker 1>so phony No, not this you guys time, Yeah, ball freaking.

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<v Speaker 1>What mesofonia is when you can't stand the sound of

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<v Speaker 1>chewing sore by you sitting there eating carrots. What that

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<v Speaker 1>does is some people have this knee jerk response, like

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<v Speaker 1>and they get crazy and they get angry, that is

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<v Speaker 1>a case. It's a real condition that people have. And

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<v Speaker 1>so if you found yourself doing that, and we said

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<v Speaker 1>this in the fifteen minute Morning Show earlier, if you

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<v Speaker 1>found yourself doing that right there while Ronnie was eating

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<v Speaker 1>his carrots, you have a case of the another carrot?

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<v Speaker 1>Please come on, man, I can't have another carrots? Is

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<v Speaker 1>my supply alright? How much your carrots cost? You go

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<v Speaker 1>to freaking costs. Isn't about how much they cost it?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, you go to sand Club Costco. You go

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<v Speaker 1>get there's more than like left in here. You gotta

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<v Speaker 1>be kidding me. Yesterday, I will thank you yesterday. I

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<v Speaker 1>ate one of your pieces of celery. You have a

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<v Speaker 1>bag of celery there? You ate the celery animal permission? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Because I don't care what stuff is in the refrigerator anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>If I see it, I like it. What are you

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<v Speaker 1>the girl? Well set? Who does that well? Because this

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<v Speaker 1>is what I'm doing. It's not a it's not a

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<v Speaker 1>community celery bag. That's my celery. Bro. I know, I

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<v Speaker 1>no longer feel like I'm respected, So I'm no longer

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<v Speaker 1>going to respect anybody's food in the refrigerator. So if

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<v Speaker 1>I see something in there, but I used to have.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to be good about it, and I would like,

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<v Speaker 1>let people's food alone, or I wouldn't spec you're giving

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<v Speaker 1>back to what you Oh, if they can dish it out,

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<v Speaker 1>they can take it. So today food, no, you haven't

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<v Speaker 1>done to me. You're just a recipient if the Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're the recipient of what happens. So if there's a

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<v Speaker 1>bag oppresses with it with bald Freak's name on it,

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<v Speaker 1>you're just gonna just drummage through it and just not

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<v Speaker 1>eating everything. So yesterday I brought in some pulled pork

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<v Speaker 1>left over from the night before, and I brought into

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<v Speaker 1>um two roles, and I made myself a pulled pork

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<v Speaker 1>sandwich with the rolls. And then I'm like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I really need some crunchy to go along with it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I looked and I saw these, you know, these

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<v Speaker 1>freshly cut celeries, and I'm like, you know, once I

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<v Speaker 1>said to Jake, I said, there's a kid that works

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<v Speaker 1>on the morning show's names Jake. So I said, Jake,

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<v Speaker 1>whose celery is this to you? And he goes, I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's Ronnie's and I said, great, I'll eat it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I just opened up your bag and took two

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<v Speaker 1>pieces out and I just chow down. You know what, man,

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<v Speaker 1>my celery is your celery cellery saying, who gives a crap?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here, Motley cruwe rolling in hey here all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>What's on your mind? Boys? Start? What you really want

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<v Speaker 1>to know? Yeah? I don't know. I'm looking at the

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<v Speaker 1>sheet here and it's just blank. Well, because because this

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<v Speaker 1>is like a day after, this is like a detox.

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<v Speaker 1>Dr Fredco, Dr Fatlaws will tell you that being in

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<v Speaker 1>a detox, this is part of it. I got a bell,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, gett a bell? What's the bell for? Why

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<v Speaker 1>are you getting a bell? Excessive? What? Excessive sponsorship? Name? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what's on your mind? Freak? What's on your mind? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I got nothing. You got nothing today? I

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<v Speaker 1>got nothing? What day is today? Today's Wednesday? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what these people are listening to this

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<v Speaker 1>contact some day I'm down there. All right, good, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna he's gonna defer to Gregg T greg Tea.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you got? What do I have? What do

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<v Speaker 1>I have? Well? I gotta be honest, um. I was

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<v Speaker 1>having a great day and then, uh, you know, somebody

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<v Speaker 1>you know, did something to me that threw me off

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<v Speaker 1>for a loop, and now my day is uh kind

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<v Speaker 1>of tissy at this point. Yeah, well, you want to

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<v Speaker 1>tell us what happens, prosinger, wasn't you a little surprised?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, can we pay attention? Uh, the door just opened.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't ring the doorbell, so we don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>the door just opened. Okay, and uh in walks one

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<v Speaker 1>of the other guys from the Elvis Durrant show. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Andrew, come on to the show. Let it be known,

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<v Speaker 1>Episode one O seven, Andrew's back. Andrew was last heard

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<v Speaker 1>on our when Friendship Chel was here. Andrew is a

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<v Speaker 1>hater of all things cottage cheese. I ended up loving

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<v Speaker 1>friendship Rachel's recipe. You're gonna try and recipe today. She's

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<v Speaker 1>coming back. She's back one more time. Oh no way, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll definitely try it. Okay, good love Friendship. Um, does

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<v Speaker 1>this have to be on the air? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>everything everything was on the air. Um, so Elvis has

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<v Speaker 1>to film with today's show piece and it's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be in here in the next fifteen We're so minutes. Okayisode.

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<v Speaker 1>What we could do is we could finish our episode.

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<v Speaker 1>We could, we could stop tape because it's the beauty

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<v Speaker 1>of podcasting, and then we will come back afterwards and

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<v Speaker 1>finish it off. Like what time we see taping? Um,

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<v Speaker 1>like right now, right now East Coast time. It is

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<v Speaker 1>quarter to eleven in the morning. Okay, So they are

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<v Speaker 1>here now and going to set up the Today Show people, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>the camera crew. So I'll tell you what we have

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<v Speaker 1>these can they set up while we still talk? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>they can set up around us, right, yeah, can they?

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<v Speaker 1>But as long as we don't, we're not going to

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<v Speaker 1>interact with them. So let me talk to that them

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<v Speaker 1>work in the back and over. Bring them in and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll tell Anna put are they gonna put like lights

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<v Speaker 1>in here? Right? But they don't actually need the microphones

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<v Speaker 1>right now, I'll talk to them. Yeah, come on in.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll come right and cool with that, no problem. The

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<v Speaker 1>other thing about that is, uh, you know, so we

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<v Speaker 1>have these Elvis to Rand Morning Show shades, as you've

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<v Speaker 1>all seen on our website. So I just pull the

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<v Speaker 1>shades down you literally, it's it's electronic. All you gotta

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<v Speaker 1>do you press a button and a remote on a

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<v Speaker 1>remote control Today Show on the three sides of the room.

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<v Speaker 1>We are now branded Elvis Durrant Show. You can get

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<v Speaker 1>naked now naked a lot of gear, guys are They're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do a lot of work around. I got a

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<v Speaker 1>keyboard in here. I don't get out of here. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't care, so let's go on. Sorry, So my day

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<v Speaker 1>is really tissue. Okay. So what happened was do you

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<v Speaker 1>have any music for this gear? He's something I don't know. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna give you the wacky bed. Now, don't give

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<v Speaker 1>me wacky bed. That's two old school. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to be angry about it. Do you want to be sad?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be What's what's the predominant emotion

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<v Speaker 1>going through your little brain? Right? Gosh? You know maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it's sad music. Give us some sad music. Yeah, sad music.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think everybody can relate with this. Oh this

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<v Speaker 1>is perfect, incredible hulk as he's walking aloty So as

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<v Speaker 1>the music plays, I want you guys to sit back

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<v Speaker 1>in your chairs and think about I'm gonna paint this picture.

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<v Speaker 1>Go for it. So today with the Elvis Durin Moring Show,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to go and record a commercial for a client.

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<v Speaker 1>And what happened. Okay, so Russ and Mike are here.

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<v Speaker 1>They're gonna be setting up in the background for Elvis

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<v Speaker 1>is into Come on in, Russ, come on in, Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>If Elvis is ready for his close up, you come

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<v Speaker 1>on and guy Ross, Mike, I'm Greg t it's scary, Scarify.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing about the thing about our podcast is we

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<v Speaker 1>just keep going. It's not This isn't like crazy live

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<v Speaker 1>radio anything. You guys are from the Today Show, NBC

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<v Speaker 1>Today's Show, awesome, you do get free to get bring

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<v Speaker 1>everything ever you gotta do. Tell you a story. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>so as I was recorded, as I recorded my my commercial,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I had to, you know, loaded somewhere right.

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<v Speaker 1>So I went to our friends Scotty b who's one

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<v Speaker 1>of our chief engineers of the Morning show, and I said, Scott,

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<v Speaker 1>how do we do this? Blah blah blah. Now I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what Scott does. I have no idea. So Scott,

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<v Speaker 1>he knows what he does, so he starts to tell me,

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<v Speaker 1>but I still am not getting. I'm not understanding. So

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<v Speaker 1>instead of trying to take a deep breath and just

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<v Speaker 1>speak to me like a normal human being, like I

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<v Speaker 1>would talk to you, or like we just talk to

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<v Speaker 1>our friends that just came in, or like my neighbor,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you do? Scotty Be does one of these.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes as me and him talking, he says, if

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<v Speaker 1>like Ronnie's in the room, and he goes, he goes

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<v Speaker 1>to Ronnie, goes, will you please talk to him and

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<v Speaker 1>tell him how to do that? Oh my god, that is,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, that is the worst kind of condescending,

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<v Speaker 1>he insults anyone could ever experience. Zactly, it's almost like

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<v Speaker 1>you're not you're not cool enough right to talk to me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. So yes, I'm gonna cheat you like a dog.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. And I'm gonna you know, you're worth my breath.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna focus my energy on this person, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna talk through you right here. Okay, Scary asked me

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<v Speaker 1>one question. Here's here's the example. Here's the example. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>how do I change a tire? But how do you

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<v Speaker 1>change a tire? Well, you know, Scary to take the

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<v Speaker 1>lug nuts off and then the tire comes off and

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah, and they just say say, I still

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<v Speaker 1>don't get it. I don't understand it. I don't understand,

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<v Speaker 1>here's Scotty be ready, bull freak, Will you please freaking

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<v Speaker 1>tell him how to take a tire off? Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I feel like acid. That exactly. That's not

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<v Speaker 1>nice because maybe he was having a bad day. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>he was stop stops us up. This is the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>We we tend to make excuses for somebody else. So

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<v Speaker 1>let's not make an excuse. Let's not make an excuse.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing is is that Scott would not talk to

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<v Speaker 1>me like that, like he talks to us like his

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<v Speaker 1>neighbor that way. He would have talked to us his

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<v Speaker 1>kids teacher that way. He wouldn't even talk to wise

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<v Speaker 1>whites that way. He pished you off. He he treated

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<v Speaker 1>you as less than human to talk to me that

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<v Speaker 1>way because at that time he felt like, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna bother him here. It's the piece of tish. You're

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<v Speaker 1>a tish on the side of the road, limbs like tish,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's what I'm gonna treat East. And that's what happens.

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<v Speaker 1>And the point is, because that finally Scotty bursting through

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<v Speaker 1>the room, is that on the offair show, do we

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<v Speaker 1>really need to bring everybody down? Do we haven't talked

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<v Speaker 1>to each other that way. Isn't there enough drama going

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<v Speaker 1>on in this world? They have to you have to

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<v Speaker 1>be able to talk to people like that. Sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>you had a bad day, like Daniel Powder, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I was having. Guys had a bad day exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>And and I don't want to have a bad day, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to do it to you. Just a

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<v Speaker 1>little isolated incident like you're giving a speech in the bag.

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<v Speaker 1>That's where it starts. You see, you have a brick wall,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you take one brick off, and then another brick,

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<v Speaker 1>and you pretty soon your wall falls down where we

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<v Speaker 1>got the piano rock going? So and I have to

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<v Speaker 1>give him more human side. I think it's the all

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<v Speaker 1>Fair heads are listening to us right now. You can

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<v Speaker 1>drop us an email at the All Fair Show at

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<v Speaker 1>gmail dot com, or you can tweet us at the

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<v Speaker 1>Affair Show. But I think that it's time that we

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<v Speaker 1>stopped doing this to each other. Isn't there enough sadness

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<v Speaker 1>and heartache in the world? Why do we have to

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<v Speaker 1>continue to tear each other down? This isn't the way

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<v Speaker 1>you talk to each because Scotty treated him less human

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<v Speaker 1>than human, So this is more human than human white zombie.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a great reason to put it's time to just

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<v Speaker 1>such each other like normal people. Like I would not

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<v Speaker 1>talk to Scotty like that. I would talk to the

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<v Speaker 1>way I talk to everybody else, right, Like when I

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<v Speaker 1>get my car and I go to Target, or I

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<v Speaker 1>go to Coals, or I go shopping, and I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>to normal people, they don't do they don't. They don't

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<v Speaker 1>call somebody else over and go behind the and go.

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<v Speaker 1>Will you please explain to him what the price of

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<v Speaker 1>this is. Will you please explain to him that we

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<v Speaker 1>no longer have lady's buying. But those people have to

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<v Speaker 1>be nice to you by nature. Whereas Scotty knows you

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<v Speaker 1>for years and years and he can treat you like right,

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<v Speaker 1>he cannot. And that's what I'm saying. He won't stand

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<v Speaker 1>for it. That's right. I am not a piece of

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<v Speaker 1>tish and I will not be treated that way because

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<v Speaker 1>I will not treat him that way. I will not

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<v Speaker 1>treat you that way. You've never treated him like a

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<v Speaker 1>piece of tish. No, I have not one moment why

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<v Speaker 1>I have not, because I myself have been treated like

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<v Speaker 1>that so many times that I will not do that

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<v Speaker 1>to others, so you've learned from other people's mistakes. Because

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta say, great, Tea's issues. One. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to be bullied, so I'm not going to feel like

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<v Speaker 1>this is like the world's biggest scab on your knee

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<v Speaker 1>and then Scotty be picked it and now you're just

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<v Speaker 1>using everywhere on this podcast. Stop the insanity enough because

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<v Speaker 1>you know there's no reason to do that to each other.

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<v Speaker 1>Like what your Mike Mike from The Today Mike, and

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<v Speaker 1>another name is Russ Russell Mike from The Today over here, Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>did you did you have to yell at Russ today?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you yell at him every day? You yelled at Russ?

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<v Speaker 1>Like you said, Russ, what's your problem? Russ? You yelled

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<v Speaker 1>at him? Yeah? Really, that's what we do, right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>how many years you know, Scotti. What we're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>show is that is that is that normal people do

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<v Speaker 1>not speak to each other that way. That's not the way,

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<v Speaker 1>like you don't talk to your neighbors like that, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't talk to your friends that way. It's not alright,

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<v Speaker 1>I got it, all right, So just all I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to say, and this is maybe get your So this

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<v Speaker 1>is to get your everything off your chest episode because

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<v Speaker 1>there's not much more content at past this beside from

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<v Speaker 1>friendship Rachel coming in later real quick. I just want

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<v Speaker 1>to say I wanted to just set the record. Sahi,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you got? Hip is what I want to

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<v Speaker 1>show you. You guys can come back here. Don't worry

0:18:41.960 --> 0:18:44.760
<v Speaker 1>about me in video my space. This is where you

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<v Speaker 1>have to move us, Move us. I'm not kidding, please,

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<v Speaker 1>ladies and gentlemen. I wanted to set because there's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of confusion on our affair show, feed on Twitter

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<v Speaker 1>and everything, and listen, I don't care what was said.

0:18:55.240 --> 0:18:58.720
<v Speaker 1>Whatever people you know, haters gonna hate. Um you know

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<v Speaker 1>have about this. Hate is gonna hate. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you what are you getting? The gift card situation

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<v Speaker 1>with the Super Bowl winners. I just want to just

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<v Speaker 1>settle this for once and for all. We're giving out

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<v Speaker 1>five prizes. Okay, okay, We're giving out a two hundred

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<v Speaker 1>dollar gift card the final score, a two hundred dollar

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<v Speaker 1>gift card for fourth quarter. Uh that gentleman. Mike also

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<v Speaker 1>won a five hundred gift card from Elvis uh Macy's

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<v Speaker 1>gift card, so he's getting seven hundred dollars total correct

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<v Speaker 1>all rights, not using the term one. Well, he got compensated.

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<v Speaker 1>He was compensated. What we're talking about is Michael Hans, Right,

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<v Speaker 1>he got he's getting his money. Don't hate on Mike, please,

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<v Speaker 1>do not hating Mike. The other dude who won the

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<v Speaker 1>final score, what's his name? Okay, so it was Elf.

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<v Speaker 1>He's gonna get to his two getting two hundred. So

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<v Speaker 1>Mike gets to a gift card. Gift card, We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>give a hundred dollars to the other guy who won

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<v Speaker 1>that one. Okay. So basically what scary saying is right. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So we have the first guy that wars. That was Emmett.

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<v Speaker 1>That was first quarter and that so it's getting he won,

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<v Speaker 1>he's getting it. Then it was Joe Gallina he won

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<v Speaker 1>the second quarter. He's getting his fifty bucks. Then we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to go to you, Joshua Reem. Yes, he's saying

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<v Speaker 1>he has. Then we did the rest. Hands don't need

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<v Speaker 1>to keep saying it. At the end of the let's

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<v Speaker 1>come over the let's get scores and give us the scores.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, so real quick, so real quick, okay, Right,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's getting paid and here's what's going on. At first,

0:20:30.520 --> 0:20:31.800
<v Speaker 1>Gregg T and I were going to pick up the

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<v Speaker 1>tab on on these people. But as I promised, a

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<v Speaker 1>little better late than never, our sales team has come

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<v Speaker 1>through the last minute. No thanks to Panasonic. Pete Let's

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<v Speaker 1>was not involved. He has never helped us, and he

0:20:44.840 --> 0:20:48.280
<v Speaker 1>has not helped us to recognize Jenn Gerson. We got

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<v Speaker 1>a two hund omnique cash gift card, yes, from my kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we can come up vice president. Is there a

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<v Speaker 1>way for us to come up with a funny name

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<v Speaker 1>for Jenn Gerson? Like she's so nice and cuddly like

0:21:01.320 --> 0:21:04.200
<v Speaker 1>maybe we can call it like that future slushy, smushy

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<v Speaker 1>or cuddly j I don't know a woman would want

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<v Speaker 1>to be referred to as smushy. And we're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go out on the limb here, alright, cuddly Jen later,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do that later. I don't know if you see

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<v Speaker 1>what's going with the lights and cameras being set up

0:21:18.960 --> 0:21:23.720
<v Speaker 1>around that. We gotta move all right? Here we go there,

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<v Speaker 1>here the gift cards. Here, your gift cards sounds and here?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you please put them into the envelopes? Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna mail him out by Friday at the end

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<v Speaker 1>of the day. These are gift cards. Those are our winners.

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<v Speaker 1>And at first we were gonna pick up the tab

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<v Speaker 1>sales to the rescue. Thanks Jen Gerson and Jackie Calcano

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<v Speaker 1>who decided to pick up the rest of those. So

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<v Speaker 1>five hundred seventy five dollars for you all for the

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<v Speaker 1>off air show. Can you do a song for Jenn

0:21:55.119 --> 0:21:58.120
<v Speaker 1>Gershon and for Jackie Calcano? Maybe you're like, put into

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<v Speaker 1>a quick song? What do you got for us? God,

0:22:00.480 --> 0:22:05.879
<v Speaker 1>go smushymus, jack give me something else? All right? Come on?

0:22:06.800 --> 0:22:11.360
<v Speaker 1>How would you describe Jenn Calcano? No, Jackie Jackie. Jackie's

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<v Speaker 1>like feisty, right would you say she's feisty? She ran

0:22:14.359 --> 0:22:16.760
<v Speaker 1>the New York City Marathon. Oh so did I right?

0:22:16.880 --> 0:22:20.120
<v Speaker 1>What would you say? Yeah? But she like pushed through

0:22:20.320 --> 0:22:24.040
<v Speaker 1>she she did it like in like nine hours persevere.

0:22:25.760 --> 0:22:27.520
<v Speaker 1>I really didn't like it, but like she's a fighter,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. I could just say about Jackie and Jen.

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<v Speaker 1>What can you say? I can't say anything. Oh, Jackie

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<v Speaker 1>and Jenn like like Jackie and Jan were, it's still

0:22:36.560 --> 0:22:41.800
<v Speaker 1>having fun. They were there all their show having fun.

0:22:42.600 --> 0:22:50.600
<v Speaker 1>They came through the show. Yes, somebody's didn't get a picture. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>well these guys said, we got Mike and Ross here,

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<v Speaker 1>Mike and Jackie and Jen a bold freaking unauthorized the day.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you got? Because we have friendships? Turn its

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<v Speaker 1>turn to well, I you know, anybody who's been a

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<v Speaker 1>loyal listener to this podcast knows I wanted to hear

0:23:13.640 --> 0:23:17.160
<v Speaker 1>the classic underground hip hop song running from the from

0:23:17.240 --> 0:23:19.080
<v Speaker 1>the Far Side, by the far Side. You know what.

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<v Speaker 1>There are a lot of curse words in it. There's

0:23:22.200 --> 0:23:24.480
<v Speaker 1>a lot of some dirty language, but it's all in

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<v Speaker 1>good fun. It's all in good fun. Okay, Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>got a twenty second introt scary come on talking, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>hit the post. Okay, here we go, take your time,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll get it back old school hip hop. This is

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<v Speaker 1>bold freaks pick today. Finally you're finally getting a second one.

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<v Speaker 1>Second one is the third one. Maybe next week work

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<v Speaker 1>a little boy and you can show your carrots. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>When we get back, we talk about what the council's

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<v Speaker 1>put together, all chat room and everything. Yeah, they're they're

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<v Speaker 1>doing stuff there. Nay, I must have been on some

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<v Speaker 1>a cage and coming out like a pump in the

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<v Speaker 1>chump or a sucker or something because that attack despect

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<v Speaker 1>thank you should never get because all I got what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm said when niggas used to be like stuff and

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<v Speaker 1>trying to sweat a nigger like the left for no reason.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all I can rey conker niggers for it was

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<v Speaker 1>easy in my face down the hall of kicking it

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<v Speaker 1>in the back of the school eating chicken at three,

0:24:35.240 --> 0:24:37.960
<v Speaker 1>when it rewinds everybody always kicking on me. I tried

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<v Speaker 1>to talk and tell them untill I didn't nothing to desertans.

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<v Speaker 1>But when it didn't work up with to skin, just

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<v Speaker 1>real nervous and number pads that it was rapping on down.

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<v Speaker 1>But Pavy never told me how to knock a digger out.

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<v Speaker 1>But Down was not the probably survived the man on

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<v Speaker 1>my home talk around with fat that yes she gets boon.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not trying to show nobody was shown, but when

0:24:55.880 --> 0:25:20.960
<v Speaker 1>the song, when the song and the song, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>fair show. Next we are live on our podcast and

0:25:25.240 --> 0:25:27.480
<v Speaker 1>the Today Show producers are walking in. Now he's just

0:25:27.520 --> 0:25:30.360
<v Speaker 1>getting bigger. You know. If there's you guys are the bosses?

0:25:31.119 --> 0:25:33.600
<v Speaker 1>W HI? How you doing? Ladies? All right? You guys

0:25:33.640 --> 0:25:36.360
<v Speaker 1>can talk to any microphone, all these mics alive. Yeah,

0:25:36.520 --> 0:25:38.679
<v Speaker 1>we're doing a podcast right now. It's called The All

0:25:38.720 --> 0:25:40.439
<v Speaker 1>Fair Show. Yeah, and by the way, it's a hot

0:25:40.520 --> 0:25:43.119
<v Speaker 1>mess express of a podcast. So it's all good. Everything

0:25:43.160 --> 0:25:45.120
<v Speaker 1>goes on this podcast. You can do what ever you want. Yeah,

0:25:45.720 --> 0:25:48.640
<v Speaker 1>what if you just you want to say, hello, what's

0:25:48.680 --> 0:25:52.560
<v Speaker 1>it like like producing the Today Show? Well? Which element

0:25:52.640 --> 0:25:54.920
<v Speaker 1>of it? Well, the segments that you guys work on,

0:25:55.640 --> 0:25:58.960
<v Speaker 1>So Britney basically make sure the show gets on air.

0:25:59.240 --> 0:26:01.720
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, any any of the video that you see

0:26:02.320 --> 0:26:04.360
<v Speaker 1>that goes through Brittany before it actually gets on air

0:26:04.760 --> 0:26:09.320
<v Speaker 1>on the weekend. Yeah, the fun stuff? Yeah, is that

0:26:09.359 --> 0:26:11.960
<v Speaker 1>why you're here to have fun? That's awesome. Hey, we

0:26:12.040 --> 0:26:14.560
<v Speaker 1>can use an executive producer for the off air show. Really,

0:26:15.920 --> 0:26:17.760
<v Speaker 1>there's no pain in it, but we can really use one.

0:26:17.960 --> 0:26:20.240
<v Speaker 1>We're just one big guy. Heather is our intern and

0:26:20.320 --> 0:26:25.560
<v Speaker 1>she's looking for some work coming situation. We needed some information.

0:26:25.760 --> 0:26:30.600
<v Speaker 1>I think she's well, she's overqualified for this producer, Heather somebody. Yeah.

0:26:31.080 --> 0:26:33.520
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, So anyway, they're getting ready in case the

0:26:33.560 --> 0:26:35.600
<v Speaker 1>off airheads just want to clear everybody in. So they're

0:26:35.600 --> 0:26:37.800
<v Speaker 1>gonna be taping an episode. They're gonna be taping a

0:26:37.880 --> 0:26:41.160
<v Speaker 1>segment with Elvis. So now Elvis Duran, Hold on Elvis?

0:26:42.160 --> 0:26:44.760
<v Speaker 1>Is that a sponsor? Elvis Duran? So what's what's this

0:26:44.800 --> 0:26:47.440
<v Speaker 1>piece about. It's gonna run on Sunday for Grammys. Yeah,

0:26:47.520 --> 0:26:49.120
<v Speaker 1>so we're actually maybe you guys can help us. We're

0:26:49.119 --> 0:26:51.919
<v Speaker 1>doing a story on the art of the album drop. Okay.

0:26:52.040 --> 0:26:55.720
<v Speaker 1>Then once we started doing some researches, all Brittany's idea

0:26:55.920 --> 0:26:58.399
<v Speaker 1>come over here. Once we started doing some research, we

0:26:58.480 --> 0:27:01.320
<v Speaker 1>just found that the industry has completely changed so much

0:27:01.359 --> 0:27:03.879
<v Speaker 1>so in the last fifteen years. It's like a larger

0:27:04.040 --> 0:27:06.520
<v Speaker 1>spot than that. But it is pegged to the Grammys, right, Okay, cool,

0:27:06.560 --> 0:27:08.600
<v Speaker 1>So it's in association. So this is gonna air Sunday morning.

0:27:08.640 --> 0:27:10.639
<v Speaker 1>We're just gonna plug it right here. It's on NBC

0:27:10.840 --> 0:27:13.800
<v Speaker 1>and we're we're national. So it's uh from seven seven

0:27:13.840 --> 0:27:19.520
<v Speaker 1>o'clock Eastern six specific because it airs completely different times,

0:27:19.560 --> 0:27:22.119
<v Speaker 1>so we film eight to nine, so in some places

0:27:22.200 --> 0:27:24.640
<v Speaker 1>it airs then, okay, like in New York it airs

0:27:24.680 --> 0:27:26.920
<v Speaker 1>from nine to Okay, that's cool, that's cool. I don't

0:27:26.920 --> 0:27:28.320
<v Speaker 1>worry about Yeah, we're good all right. So then there

0:27:28.359 --> 0:27:31.120
<v Speaker 1>you go. So, so Sunday Morning Watch for Elvis as

0:27:31.160 --> 0:27:33.560
<v Speaker 1>part of the Today Show Sunday. I love it, but

0:27:33.640 --> 0:27:36.040
<v Speaker 1>it is true the industry has changed. People Sometimes they

0:27:36.080 --> 0:27:38.760
<v Speaker 1>just drop singles. Now they don't drop albums they don't want.

0:27:38.960 --> 0:27:41.320
<v Speaker 1>How would you guys say the industry changed me? I

0:27:41.400 --> 0:27:44.040
<v Speaker 1>would say the industry has changed in exactly that way.

0:27:44.240 --> 0:27:48.040
<v Speaker 1>People are there's more collaborations than ever before. Uh, there's

0:27:48.080 --> 0:27:50.600
<v Speaker 1>more people that, um, are you putting me on the spot.

0:27:51.040 --> 0:27:53.840
<v Speaker 1>There's more artists that um. I think it's more trendy

0:27:53.920 --> 0:27:56.000
<v Speaker 1>these days. And you don't have to really drop a

0:27:56.000 --> 0:27:57.800
<v Speaker 1>whole entire album like you can have. You can have

0:27:57.920 --> 0:28:00.600
<v Speaker 1>one little hit and then that can prepare all you into.

0:28:00.640 --> 0:28:02.240
<v Speaker 1>You can just have hit it or hit it or

0:28:02.320 --> 0:28:04.040
<v Speaker 1>hit You No longer have to really put out a

0:28:04.160 --> 0:28:07.440
<v Speaker 1>full length album, right, It's just like single motivated. If

0:28:07.480 --> 0:28:10.040
<v Speaker 1>you're inspired by your music and say, you know what

0:28:10.160 --> 0:28:12.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm going through a time right now, then maybe you

0:28:12.200 --> 0:28:14.440
<v Speaker 1>issue a body of work if you've got something to say.

0:28:15.119 --> 0:28:18.800
<v Speaker 1>Got something from from you guys. From the radio perspective,

0:28:18.840 --> 0:28:20.679
<v Speaker 1>how has it changed how you guys get music, how

0:28:20.720 --> 0:28:23.000
<v Speaker 1>you play music. Oh, we don't have physical media anymore,

0:28:23.040 --> 0:28:25.000
<v Speaker 1>so I don't see album artwork. I can't see c

0:28:25.200 --> 0:28:26.920
<v Speaker 1>D s I have to. You know, everything is just

0:28:27.280 --> 0:28:29.400
<v Speaker 1>I think that everything is kind of everything is built

0:28:29.440 --> 0:28:31.760
<v Speaker 1>on trends. It really is. We follow what the trend is,

0:28:32.080 --> 0:28:34.320
<v Speaker 1>you know what the audience really wants to hear, and

0:28:34.520 --> 0:28:37.760
<v Speaker 1>we follow the social media hits and whatever is becoming popular.

0:28:37.920 --> 0:28:40.280
<v Speaker 1>We're going with the flow. You really are here today

0:28:40.320 --> 0:28:41.760
<v Speaker 1>on a Monday. You might be gone on a Friday

0:28:41.800 --> 0:28:44.320
<v Speaker 1>and not dictated by record labels anymore, not anymore. You know,

0:28:44.440 --> 0:28:46.120
<v Speaker 1>it's not if you get your start on YouTube and

0:28:46.200 --> 0:28:49.680
<v Speaker 1>you've got million million hits, I'm we might check it

0:28:49.720 --> 0:28:51.680
<v Speaker 1>out and be like, wow, what is this now? We

0:28:51.800 --> 0:28:54.160
<v Speaker 1>might not play it in rotation, but we might, like,

0:28:54.480 --> 0:28:56.360
<v Speaker 1>you know, give it a listen. A YouTube star on

0:28:56.480 --> 0:28:59.160
<v Speaker 1>Monday becomes a national celebrity by Friday, right, and then

0:28:59.200 --> 0:29:01.800
<v Speaker 1>they and we need to get this on camera, and well,

0:29:01.840 --> 0:29:04.000
<v Speaker 1>this is Elvis Durrance. No, no, no, it's not for us.

0:29:04.200 --> 0:29:07.200
<v Speaker 1>Not we are we are the right. This is not

0:29:07.280 --> 0:29:09.040
<v Speaker 1>for us. But no, but that's interesting to hear you

0:29:09.120 --> 0:29:11.240
<v Speaker 1>say that. But that's the truth. That's what it is today.

0:29:11.320 --> 0:29:14.360
<v Speaker 1>You know, So like, do you are you gonna be

0:29:14.400 --> 0:29:18.440
<v Speaker 1>wearing that winter coat next winter. Um, no, exactly, because

0:29:18.880 --> 0:29:21.280
<v Speaker 1>right now it is a trendy, beautiful cool coat. Right

0:29:21.480 --> 0:29:24.680
<v Speaker 1>it's dirty, so that yes. But but I'm saying is

0:29:24.720 --> 0:29:26.719
<v Speaker 1>that is that I just chose your jack as it's

0:29:26.760 --> 0:29:28.000
<v Speaker 1>right in front of me. I'm just saying that that

0:29:28.160 --> 0:29:31.080
<v Speaker 1>your coat that you're wearing is really beautiful right now.

0:29:31.440 --> 0:29:34.760
<v Speaker 1>But and and it may not be beautiful next winter.

0:29:34.840 --> 0:29:36.760
<v Speaker 1>It may not be trendy enough. But and then it

0:29:36.840 --> 0:29:39.720
<v Speaker 1>just says what it is. Wow. So I'll watch for

0:29:39.800 --> 0:29:42.440
<v Speaker 1>Greggy and I interview on the Today Show on Sunday morning.

0:29:43.520 --> 0:29:45.160
<v Speaker 1>I have so many more questions, so you just tell

0:29:45.240 --> 0:29:48.239
<v Speaker 1>me when to stop at Okay, back in the day,

0:29:48.360 --> 0:29:51.479
<v Speaker 1>somebody needed the record label, right saying like right now

0:29:51.520 --> 0:29:54.520
<v Speaker 1>the artist doesn't really Oh no, no, no, they that relationship.

0:29:54.520 --> 0:29:57.240
<v Speaker 1>You have to be a star in some right, you know.

0:29:57.520 --> 0:29:59.720
<v Speaker 1>Do they have to have that social media following? Do

0:29:59.800 --> 0:30:02.920
<v Speaker 1>they have to have absolutely that it goes along with

0:30:03.000 --> 0:30:04.920
<v Speaker 1>everything right now. It's like it's part of your report

0:30:04.960 --> 0:30:06.880
<v Speaker 1>card if you If I take a look at your resume,

0:30:07.320 --> 0:30:09.959
<v Speaker 1>your your your social media footprint, and I say, oh,

0:30:10.040 --> 0:30:13.600
<v Speaker 1>they've got x amount of followers on Instagram, Snapchat, that's Twitter.

0:30:13.960 --> 0:30:16.680
<v Speaker 1>Look at how many much engagement they have with their fans.

0:30:16.720 --> 0:30:19.040
<v Speaker 1>They're much more engaged with their fans now, talking to them,

0:30:19.280 --> 0:30:22.800
<v Speaker 1>building up the audience. Oh they're touring here and there. Well, now,

0:30:23.080 --> 0:30:26.720
<v Speaker 1>now that artist might be able to turn down several

0:30:27.240 --> 0:30:31.080
<v Speaker 1>record labels for distribution, because keep in mind, you still

0:30:31.200 --> 0:30:33.480
<v Speaker 1>need the record labels help to do the distribution part,

0:30:33.960 --> 0:30:36.560
<v Speaker 1>and it's promotion part that that's where the money comes from.

0:30:36.640 --> 0:30:39.160
<v Speaker 1>So but they might have their foot in the door.

0:30:39.200 --> 0:30:42.400
<v Speaker 1>They might have a better, bigger, better way of you know,

0:30:42.560 --> 0:30:45.280
<v Speaker 1>dealing with the You know, I think the artists on

0:30:45.400 --> 0:30:46.680
<v Speaker 1>the record label, you know what I'm saying. I think

0:30:46.680 --> 0:30:48.320
<v Speaker 1>the artists themselves has to do a lot of the

0:30:48.400 --> 0:30:51.040
<v Speaker 1>legwork as well. I I don't believe that the record

0:30:51.120 --> 0:30:53.560
<v Speaker 1>label is going to do everything for you anymore. You know,

0:30:53.840 --> 0:30:56.760
<v Speaker 1>you have to yourself, try to know. They don't manufacture

0:30:56.840 --> 0:31:00.080
<v Speaker 1>stars anymore. That's less. And that's how That's what we

0:31:00.200 --> 0:31:03.320
<v Speaker 1>found out is that back in the day, the chosen

0:31:03.480 --> 0:31:05.360
<v Speaker 1>the record label made you a star. But now you've

0:31:05.360 --> 0:31:07.080
<v Speaker 1>got to come in being a star. That's correct. But

0:31:07.160 --> 0:31:09.120
<v Speaker 1>so then how does the song get put in rotation?

0:31:09.680 --> 0:31:12.120
<v Speaker 1>See that's that's done about the closed doors. Yeah, I don't.

0:31:12.120 --> 0:31:15.160
<v Speaker 1>We don't know about that. I've got, We've got. We

0:31:15.240 --> 0:31:17.120
<v Speaker 1>get hit up on the street all the time with

0:31:17.240 --> 0:31:19.680
<v Speaker 1>CDs and everything. That is just not the case. People

0:31:19.680 --> 0:31:21.760
<v Speaker 1>are standing outside the building and then they hand me

0:31:21.800 --> 0:31:24.200
<v Speaker 1>their c D and they're like, you'll check out my work.

0:31:24.400 --> 0:31:26.520
<v Speaker 1>The guy that cuts my hair, which I have no here,

0:31:26.520 --> 0:31:28.400
<v Speaker 1>but I'm saying, the guy that does the bus cut

0:31:28.440 --> 0:31:32.440
<v Speaker 1>for me. He I cannot tell him enough because he

0:31:32.520 --> 0:31:34.920
<v Speaker 1>thinks he keeps going a O. T here here's the CD,

0:31:35.040 --> 0:31:39.440
<v Speaker 1>here's I can't do anything. But the radio station is

0:31:39.520 --> 0:31:42.320
<v Speaker 1>the last stop. A lot of times on that tour,

0:31:42.680 --> 0:31:44.320
<v Speaker 1>this is all they're like, you know, you know, all

0:31:44.360 --> 0:31:46.920
<v Speaker 1>that stuff is done. First. I think that that is

0:31:47.000 --> 0:31:50.480
<v Speaker 1>where comes in years, right, yeah, but but I would

0:31:50.480 --> 0:31:52.320
<v Speaker 1>say that's where the record label does come into play.

0:31:52.640 --> 0:31:55.800
<v Speaker 1>I think that the artist can get noticed by themselves

0:31:55.840 --> 0:31:57.720
<v Speaker 1>with us through the social media, which trendy what's hot.

0:31:58.000 --> 0:32:00.920
<v Speaker 1>And I think once the record label wreck nizes hey

0:32:00.960 --> 0:32:03.360
<v Speaker 1>we got something hot going on, that's when the label

0:32:03.360 --> 0:32:08.200
<v Speaker 1>needs to come to us and hard to people around America.

0:32:09.080 --> 0:32:12.360
<v Speaker 1>That's right, you guys like the traffic cop kind of thing,

0:32:12.600 --> 0:32:15.080
<v Speaker 1>you know. But yeah, but but yeah, but back in

0:32:15.160 --> 0:32:16.800
<v Speaker 1>the day, Like I'm going back tack to the fifties

0:32:16.840 --> 0:32:20.040
<v Speaker 1>and sixties. You the way that you get your song

0:32:20.160 --> 0:32:22.239
<v Speaker 1>broken was you'd walk into a radio station, you give

0:32:22.280 --> 0:32:23.880
<v Speaker 1>it to the DJ, and maybe he played it for you.

0:32:24.160 --> 0:32:27.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean, those days are long gone. So I would

0:32:27.040 --> 0:32:28.840
<v Speaker 1>go like to say, like the eighties and nineties, that's

0:32:28.880 --> 0:32:31.720
<v Speaker 1>when they that's when you the stars were manufactured. And

0:32:31.880 --> 0:32:34.440
<v Speaker 1>now with social media, now the shoe's on the other

0:32:34.480 --> 0:32:36.960
<v Speaker 1>foot and throw it right. They see right through it.

0:32:37.000 --> 0:32:38.440
<v Speaker 1>They want like a real artist and they write their

0:32:38.480 --> 0:32:40.520
<v Speaker 1>own songs. It's gonna, you know, do something well, like

0:32:40.600 --> 0:32:42.800
<v Speaker 1>like the Ed Sheerings of the world. I mean Ed Sheering,

0:32:42.880 --> 0:32:44.640
<v Speaker 1>you know, is is no longer really just like a

0:32:44.880 --> 0:32:47.160
<v Speaker 1>like like a pop artist. He's actually a true artist

0:32:47.200 --> 0:32:50.120
<v Speaker 1>that writes his own stuff. Everybody in Bieber what was

0:32:50.200 --> 0:32:52.880
<v Speaker 1>discovered on social pretty much, and and then of course

0:32:53.120 --> 0:32:55.640
<v Speaker 1>everybody else subsequently that came after him, like like a

0:32:55.680 --> 0:32:59.880
<v Speaker 1>Shawn Mendez. Shawn Mendez a perfect example exactly. Alright, anyway,

0:33:00.000 --> 0:33:02.720
<v Speaker 1>all the changes, do you like the changes that technology

0:33:02.840 --> 0:33:06.080
<v Speaker 1>has brought. I think that it opens up, it opens

0:33:06.160 --> 0:33:09.120
<v Speaker 1>up for real artists to finally make a splash. And

0:33:09.400 --> 0:33:12.920
<v Speaker 1>I appreciate you know, somebody that has something real to say. Yeah.

0:33:12.960 --> 0:33:16.480
<v Speaker 1>I like when real talented people are getting getting notoriety.

0:33:16.600 --> 0:33:18.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah. And it shows a guy like Ed here

0:33:18.800 --> 0:33:21.280
<v Speaker 1>and comes in here then and just like just turns

0:33:21.320 --> 0:33:23.800
<v Speaker 1>on his guitar, just starts jamming and plays live for us,

0:33:24.200 --> 0:33:26.320
<v Speaker 1>doesn't care how early in the morning it is, because

0:33:26.400 --> 0:33:29.520
<v Speaker 1>that's a true artist, that's raw talent. And that's how

0:33:29.680 --> 0:33:33.360
<v Speaker 1>that was the interviewing him at jingle Ball what you

0:33:33.440 --> 0:33:35.120
<v Speaker 1>Guys Do, And it was his first year that he

0:33:35.240 --> 0:33:37.280
<v Speaker 1>was there, and he talked about being nominated for a

0:33:37.360 --> 0:33:39.800
<v Speaker 1>Grammy and he found out while he was like living

0:33:39.840 --> 0:33:41.520
<v Speaker 1>in his car, he was pretty much homeless at the time.

0:33:41.680 --> 0:33:44.560
<v Speaker 1>That's right. Yeah, that's why I mean something like that

0:33:44.800 --> 0:33:47.480
<v Speaker 1>is is you know you you want to root for them? Yeah,

0:33:47.800 --> 0:33:55.280
<v Speaker 1>so it's cool. You all right, they're going you can

0:33:55.680 --> 0:34:07.800
<v Speaker 1>talk one thing, what friendship? Rachel is here? Check you're

0:34:07.880 --> 0:34:09.840
<v Speaker 1>just like like two beats up? But I thought I

0:34:09.880 --> 0:34:11.719
<v Speaker 1>was last week. He did it by himself. He yelled

0:34:11.719 --> 0:34:15.640
<v Speaker 1>at everybody, I'm on point. I'm on point. Is it

0:34:15.719 --> 0:34:19.000
<v Speaker 1>Matt le Blanc or Matt le Blanc, It's Blanc. And

0:34:19.080 --> 0:34:22.920
<v Speaker 1>he's like and he's had new shows. Yeah, yeah, you

0:34:22.920 --> 0:34:25.320
<v Speaker 1>can see this new show on CBS. Not that's a

0:34:25.320 --> 0:34:28.680
<v Speaker 1>good show. He's checking out friendship. Rachel, you're back again.

0:34:28.880 --> 0:34:32.160
<v Speaker 1>You've been giving us all these amazing recipes, telling us

0:34:32.320 --> 0:34:34.480
<v Speaker 1>great things to do with cottage cheese, and the affair

0:34:34.480 --> 0:34:36.680
<v Speaker 1>heads really appreciated. They really do. We're starting to see

0:34:36.719 --> 0:34:38.920
<v Speaker 1>some pictures people starting to send in. We have our

0:34:38.960 --> 0:34:42.360
<v Speaker 1>off fair army and they're loving it. They love what's

0:34:42.400 --> 0:34:44.520
<v Speaker 1>going on here. Because some of a lot of these

0:34:45.320 --> 0:34:48.399
<v Speaker 1>in the house. We do have a toddler alert. These

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<v Speaker 1>jugs that listened to the podcast, a lot of them

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<v Speaker 1>they did like cottage cheese. I would never do that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's for my grandmother. You know what I told you

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<v Speaker 1>the story way back and the we first met that.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, my mom used to feed me cottage cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>But I never knew that it could take on such

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<v Speaker 1>can you? Can you think I'm scared. I've never ever

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<v Speaker 1>seen scary. He come, we come back from school and

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<v Speaker 1>take his backpack off and Mom would be waiting with

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<v Speaker 1>a big spoonful of cottage anthony for you. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>could just see your Ronny, you want some cottage cheese,

0:35:23.480 --> 0:35:28.640
<v Speaker 1>don't be jealous. Jealous. Now you want some cottage cheese

0:35:28.680 --> 0:35:35.879
<v Speaker 1>with a hide that story. You're giving me a great story. Bullshit,

0:35:35.960 --> 0:35:38.839
<v Speaker 1>you're feeling Rachel over year. But anyway, Rachel, they think

0:35:38.880 --> 0:35:43.479
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to suck up to you. Let the past.

0:35:43.920 --> 0:35:46.600
<v Speaker 1>This whole life ems Pimoni guardage. He can't go back

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<v Speaker 1>in the time enough. So thank you, by the way

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<v Speaker 1>for doing all these recipes. You cracked out another one though,

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<v Speaker 1>today all with friendship dairy's cottage cheese. What did you do?

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<v Speaker 1>How did you do it? Today's a creamy taco Depp.

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<v Speaker 1>You take your cottage cheese, you put in a blender

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<v Speaker 1>with a little bit of olive oil, some taco spice seasoning,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's it. Top it with some jalapenos, cilanto, black

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<v Speaker 1>olives and Roman tomatoes and just dig in. Amazing as

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<v Speaker 1>a dip, but also great as a taco topper. If

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<v Speaker 1>you want to pour like a nice creamy cheese over

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<v Speaker 1>the top top of a taco salad, whatever you want.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that idea. I think that's good. If you

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<v Speaker 1>have a taco salad you can put on top or

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<v Speaker 1>like on top of an actual taco. That is this

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<v Speaker 1>is more like a sauce like a compliment. Yeah, not

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<v Speaker 1>really necessarily nice, creamy, smooth consistency. So I could stuff

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<v Speaker 1>my taco with my favorite meat and then pour this

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<v Speaker 1>right over the top of it like a nice accent.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you put one on it on a chip

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<v Speaker 1>and give it to Bald Freak In the next one,

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<v Speaker 1>He's like a chimpanzee behind behind the bars in a cage.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'm part of a taste. It's like feeding.

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<v Speaker 1>It's feeding time at the zoo for Bald Freak. Gregg

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<v Speaker 1>Tea runs in the other studio because obviously he can't

0:36:53.960 --> 0:36:56.359
<v Speaker 1>be like watching everybody outside heads turn when Greg Tea

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<v Speaker 1>just here he comes past. What do you guys think

0:37:02.840 --> 0:37:08.040
<v Speaker 1>a surprising delight moment. I'm just unbelievable. I'm sorry, you

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<v Speaker 1>know me. I'm not hit the door, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>drink the kool aid usually, yeah, but I'm drinking this

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<v Speaker 1>friendship da. By the way, before we started this whole

0:37:16.239 --> 0:37:19.279
<v Speaker 1>campaign with you guys and pea food and everything, I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta tell you, Bald Freak was the one that was like, hell,

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<v Speaker 1>am I going to do with cottage? I hate cottage cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm skepticalism I'm like, I'm gonna I said, whatever you do,

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<v Speaker 1>be honest. I want you to be authentic. Oh yeah, finally,

0:37:32.680 --> 0:37:34.560
<v Speaker 1>you finally want me to be honest. I always wanted

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<v Speaker 1>you to be honest. But your true colors are showing you.

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<v Speaker 1>Look You've looked pretty much every every one of these.

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<v Speaker 1>Did I do your favorite? Like? That was really good?

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<v Speaker 1>And that was on a chip? If I like, add

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<v Speaker 1>that to my my ground turkey tacos man, I'm in business.

0:37:47.440 --> 0:37:49.000
<v Speaker 1>I remember the one that gave you the rash. You

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<v Speaker 1>love that one too. You're thinking of something else. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's why you were divorced seven times. You got

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<v Speaker 1>it right seven times. What about Friendship Dairies and cottage cheese, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean the beauty of it is you can substitute

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<v Speaker 1>cottage cheese when it is blended for things like mayonnaise

0:38:03.360 --> 0:38:06.320
<v Speaker 1>and sour cream and and tahini. So it really increases

0:38:06.320 --> 0:38:08.960
<v Speaker 1>the protein, lowers the fat, lowers of carbs, lowers of sugar.

0:38:09.000 --> 0:38:11.400
<v Speaker 1>But it's got that really nice, cheesy, thick flavor. And

0:38:11.440 --> 0:38:14.280
<v Speaker 1>Friendship Dairies as a product itself is so much thicker

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<v Speaker 1>and cheesier than any other product. If you go out

0:38:16.480 --> 0:38:18.680
<v Speaker 1>and buy you know, your your regular brand product and

0:38:18.719 --> 0:38:19.840
<v Speaker 1>you pour it out, it's going to kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>puke out of the cup. Friendship Dairies has integrity and

0:38:22.719 --> 0:38:25.520
<v Speaker 1>it's nice and thick and delicious and flavorful. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>just like, just like, I have to be honest and

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<v Speaker 1>that I was one of those skeptics that I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>a fan, and I'm like, oh my god, Cottage cheese,

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<v Speaker 1>what do we get into. But within the past couple

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<v Speaker 1>of weeks, like I really have learned a lot about

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the brand and Cottage cheese and all the

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<v Speaker 1>different recipes that you brought up. There's been not one

0:38:42.160 --> 0:38:44.439
<v Speaker 1>thing that they brought here that was not good. I agree,

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<v Speaker 1>honest right, no, I would agree with that. Everything's been

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<v Speaker 1>really good. And this is only a snippet of all

0:38:48.960 --> 0:38:51.400
<v Speaker 1>the recipes that we actually make. I mean, there's a lasagna,

0:38:51.440 --> 0:38:53.759
<v Speaker 1>there's a protein ball. We make smoothies. You can blend

0:38:53.840 --> 0:38:56.399
<v Speaker 1>it that takes the place in Greek Greek yogurt, which

0:38:56.440 --> 0:38:58.920
<v Speaker 1>is super high in sugar. You substitute that for Cottage

0:38:59.000 --> 0:39:01.200
<v Speaker 1>cheese and it's just a protein pecks mothe. So here

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<v Speaker 1>we are six recipes in straightenate is finally coming to

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<v Speaker 1>the table here, Delius. Isn't it great? Fair Heads? We

0:39:10.280 --> 0:39:14.120
<v Speaker 1>got the big, big time executive producer here. Straighten Nate

0:39:14.239 --> 0:39:16.239
<v Speaker 1>is on the show. I'm just a man and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>eating cottage right now. Cottage cheese really does bring friends together.

0:39:20.520 --> 0:39:22.400
<v Speaker 1>The friendship we had. Elvis was in here for one

0:39:22.400 --> 0:39:26.239
<v Speaker 1>episode last week with Andrew Rice, Scotty Bee came through

0:39:26.360 --> 0:39:33.160
<v Speaker 1>everyone and everyone is enjoying today's Bethany was like knuckles

0:39:33.239 --> 0:39:35.000
<v Speaker 1>deep in that in that hummus, let me just tell

0:39:35.080 --> 0:39:36.680
<v Speaker 1>us the rachel We couldn't get any of them to

0:39:36.719 --> 0:39:38.400
<v Speaker 1>be a part of the Affair show at all. You

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<v Speaker 1>come here and now all of a sudden, they're all

0:39:40.239 --> 0:39:43.200
<v Speaker 1>coming in. Like five months ago. We figured it out.

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<v Speaker 1>We got to bring more friendship, Dairius cotta cheese, and

0:39:45.400 --> 0:39:47.440
<v Speaker 1>then we'll have people. And then I got tons of recipes.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just a little snippet. Well, we want to

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<v Speaker 1>see what our off fair heads have done over the

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<v Speaker 1>past couple of weeks with their friendship Dairius cottage cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>Whyn't you just upload it to social let us know

0:39:55.239 --> 0:39:58.160
<v Speaker 1>at the Offair Show on Twitter shows pictures pictures of

0:39:58.200 --> 0:40:00.359
<v Speaker 1>you making these just as long as you eat food

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<v Speaker 1>with it, we don't want to know what else you

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<v Speaker 1>did with it. Today's rest. Oh here comes, here comes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, he's free. He's at your microphone and he's

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<v Speaker 1>at your Remember the song that you wrote for friendship?

0:40:11.200 --> 0:40:13.040
<v Speaker 1>What don't you remind? Why do you listen? Why don't

0:40:13.040 --> 0:40:20.239
<v Speaker 1>you take Rachel out behind one to one too? It's

0:40:20.280 --> 0:40:27.400
<v Speaker 1>all about friendship, Scary Jones, Craig a freak, Frank you

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<v Speaker 1>keep playing. The more you play, the more valuable. It's

0:40:30.160 --> 0:40:34.360
<v Speaker 1>all about it. This is true, really loved freak. I

0:40:34.440 --> 0:40:36.680
<v Speaker 1>never missed you so much in my life. Freak in

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<v Speaker 1>here but still being friends, hanging out, having fun, frienship

0:40:46.680 --> 0:40:50.239
<v Speaker 1>and that this ship. I think this, this is gonna

0:40:50.280 --> 0:40:52.000
<v Speaker 1>be the straw that breaks the camel's back. I don't

0:40:52.000 --> 0:40:54.239
<v Speaker 1>think they're gonna be back next week, because no, no,

0:40:54.480 --> 0:40:58.560
<v Speaker 1>I need him in my life. Look at us, Godship,

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<v Speaker 1>what say friendship? Rachel? It's awesome hanging out with you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure our paths will cross again in the future.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, guys, so much, Thank you all these awesome recipes.

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<v Speaker 1>Always look back on our Twitter, our social and our

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram for all the recipes we've done. Over the past

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<v Speaker 1>couple of weeks. You know what, for real, we have

0:41:15.440 --> 0:41:17.960
<v Speaker 1>been really brutally honest with all of your recipes and

0:41:18.040 --> 0:41:19.800
<v Speaker 1>we really did like them. So now you have to

0:41:19.840 --> 0:41:21.640
<v Speaker 1>be brutally honest with us. Did you like hanging out

0:41:21.640 --> 0:41:24.439
<v Speaker 1>with did you are not? I'll be honest with you, guys,

0:41:25.640 --> 0:41:31.239
<v Speaker 1>it was the best of my life. It sounds pretty convincing. Listen.

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<v Speaker 1>We know it's like a big locker room here. You know,

0:41:32.880 --> 0:41:34.600
<v Speaker 1>it's just like a bunch of guys hanging out, but

0:41:34.719 --> 0:41:36.399
<v Speaker 1>like you kind of fit in, like you were really

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<v Speaker 1>a good part of the show. It I look forward,

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<v Speaker 1>just had to have in you hear players the jingle again,

0:41:41.520 --> 0:41:44.480
<v Speaker 1>the friendship jingle? So much fun? You mean friends? Give me? Yeah,

0:41:44.480 --> 0:41:46.200
<v Speaker 1>I do. You're gonna do your friendship not save that

0:41:48.840 --> 0:41:52.000
<v Speaker 1>than my head for days now. I'm never going to

0:41:52.080 --> 0:41:54.920
<v Speaker 1>get that on the head. Sure you pick up friendship

0:41:54.960 --> 0:42:00.759
<v Speaker 1>das kind of she's at your local kid. Well, my god,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, Rachel. We all cottage cheese. Now we aren't

0:42:04.239 --> 0:42:09.320
<v Speaker 1>having fun on the show. Oh but I'm sorry, Rachel.

0:42:09.400 --> 0:42:18.280
<v Speaker 1>You gotta go run rochip blatee the cottage free chip cheese.

0:42:18.719 --> 0:42:25.920
<v Speaker 1>Rachel than rottle Chip Rachel, you go, I have a headache.

0:42:26.000 --> 0:42:29.160
<v Speaker 1>I was rolling, man, I really was rolling. Oh my god,

0:42:29.920 --> 0:42:31.160
<v Speaker 1>you're rolling.