Speaker 1: Guess what decision We're about to make. Horrible decisions. Hey guys,
Speaker 1: before we start this week's episode of horrible decisions, we
Speaker 1: lay a y'all mother, because no one across the water.
Speaker 1: We are going to be in London on February fourteenth,
Speaker 1: that's right Valentine's Day. Go ahead, now you know a
Speaker 1: bitch I'm over here, can barely talking? Bah girls? Maybe
Speaker 1: is weezy? Um? Well, I will be there. It's Mandy.
Speaker 1: Um just so happens to have the stuff knows I
Speaker 1: will be there and not square y'all. We're so happy
Speaker 1: to come over. It's our first London show in our
Speaker 1: first you know, we did go to Toronto, but does
Speaker 1: that count as international? Oh we did Mexico too, but
Speaker 1: you know, this is our first time really crossing the water.
Speaker 1: You know, say we was giving North America. Um. So
Speaker 1: we're super hype. And also, to be quite honest with you,
Speaker 1: we are putting so much effort into making sure that
Speaker 1: you guys have the experience of the live shows we've
Speaker 1: been giving over the years, So this is very special
Speaker 1: for us. We're bringing Vinnie, We're bringing some special gas.
Speaker 1: We gotta go Olani there, So it is gonna be
Speaker 1: an amazing time. Tickets, um, I think are like twenty
Speaker 1: two British pounds, which is giving weird on sale. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, but these shot, y'all go to swassa dot
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Speaker 1: gonna get all the motherfucker's shop. All right, Welcome guys
Speaker 1: to another episode of Horrid Blade. This is the owns
Speaker 1: and Babe, Oh, y'all would think I was sucking dick
Speaker 1: the way ass down, but I wasn't. My goodness, it's
Speaker 1: you know, it's just the weather change. Uh being in
Speaker 1: North Carolina this weekend and then coming back and witch,
Speaker 1: I was in the mountains. So then like, I came
Speaker 1: back and then I went to Amazon dinner. I think
Speaker 1: I stole so it might be the feathers. So I
Speaker 1: stole all of the centerpieces at this goddamn event. And
Speaker 1: since Monday night, don't up. I'm bitch. I'm I am.
Speaker 1: And if y'all invite me to a Keith Snana bitch
Speaker 1: to a birthday party, what the hell is a keen
Speaker 1: Sanara Sano? If y'all invite me today, If y'all invite
Speaker 1: me to a when in a divorce party. Anything with flowers, bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make sure that that expense goes to good youth,
Speaker 1: and I take one home with me play, I mean,
Speaker 1: I want. I think. The worst thing I've ever seen
Speaker 1: is when niggas stole flowers out my grandmother's funeral. That
Speaker 1: was awful. I was like, Okay, well yeah, but also,
Speaker 1: I say funeral, but are they just gonna die? Well
Speaker 1: they did. Black people don't leave. So you know what
Speaker 1: was the crazier part about it? Shout out to James.
Speaker 1: It was his girl's birthday and my ex it was
Speaker 1: old day, sent me flowers for the funeral and I said,
Speaker 1: you can take them. I knows your girl birthday and
Speaker 1: he was like okay. And I was like, if she
Speaker 1: ever found out that themes were like dead grandma flowers,
Speaker 1: that's kind of nuts. So here's my problems. So here's
Speaker 1: my problem. The funeral flowers. Funeral arrangement flowers look like
Speaker 1: dead people flowers, Like they don't even be looking good.
Speaker 1: Like I don't like funeral arrangements. I like bouquet like
Speaker 1: wedding arrangements or celebration arrangements. Dead arrangements just be giving.
Speaker 1: You keep it up, take them with you. They don't
Speaker 1: like because they're not supposed to get you excited. Actually,
Speaker 1: if anyone has ever shot for funeral flowers, because of
Speaker 1: course we have make fun of dead ship because when
Speaker 1: we're in pain. Hello, you have too hell guys, like,
Speaker 1: how many white flowers? Isn't this like wedding flowers? Like?
Speaker 1: How is death and wedding the same arrangement? It's weird?
Speaker 1: No um. And for those of you looking to get
Speaker 1: your partner flowers for Balantine's Day, don't make them, bitches
Speaker 1: look like funeral arrangement flowers because they will get rown
Speaker 1: in the garbage. Hence Valentine state for me, do not
Speaker 1: do it. A very um firm believer in getting flowers
Speaker 1: on the side of the road to support a small business.
Speaker 1: It's normally let me know, maybe they don't speak no Englow,
Speaker 1: but hey, not no inglo. You are technically not no Inglo.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to meet rude. I'm just saying, let's
Speaker 1: be honest, because sometimes I'll be like, okay, okay, yes,
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait you add the accent when you
Speaker 1: talk to people that you know are from a different country.
Speaker 1: Do you know what this is? Called It's not me
Speaker 1: trying to be a cunt. It's called accent matching. That is,
Speaker 1: this is a real thing. That is not a thing.
Speaker 1: Yes it is. I went to some speech I know,
Speaker 1: I dropped out of college, but when I was there,
Speaker 1: there was a speech pathology class and they talked about
Speaker 1: accent matching. And I did it on sex Cells in
Speaker 1: an episode where I got my pussy wax and it
Speaker 1: was by this lady who's in Pakistan, and I fucking
Speaker 1: did it. And I was like, bitch, and there's no
Speaker 1: going back because it's on TV. Well you could have
Speaker 1: and I'm like, how are you making the you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? So this is the problem, right if
Speaker 1: we had white people come in and start being like, yes, bitch,
Speaker 1: I let issue, we would feel offended that they talked
Speaker 1: to It's like when you hop into uber, they see
Speaker 1: your black that's not acting. If somebody talking men as
Speaker 1: you're saying that. I thought about that, but I was like, technically,
Speaker 1: when I'm talking to someone, let's say they have a
Speaker 1: super deep Southern accent or they're from like Louisiana or Texas,
Speaker 1: I don't start saying like hey baby, because they're like
Speaker 1: trifling That's why it's okay you could be racist. Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: if you want to just call me a racist, damn
Speaker 1: thank god, you know what. We're trying to sell tickets
Speaker 1: in the UK. Anyway, I'll work. I'll start my apology
Speaker 1: to when we get back to the stage. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: I did want to start off with a catch up
Speaker 1: because we are recording this. This is like an updated,
Speaker 1: up to date episode and with Valentine's Day coming up,
Speaker 1: I'm single, yes again and for good however, her I'm realizing,
Speaker 1: not only with the holiday coming up, but like, I
Speaker 1: have some niggas like I'm talking to but I know
Speaker 1: I don't want to be with but I don't know
Speaker 1: how to tell them. I want intimacy because I know
Speaker 1: intimacy is intimate or what ever. You ain't supposed to
Speaker 1: really be intimate with just everybody. But I'm like, how
Speaker 1: do I tell this nigga? Yes, I don't want your
Speaker 1: big old dick inside of me, but I also want
Speaker 1: to cuddle and I want to be intimate, but I
Speaker 1: don't want to date you. So I need like, oh,
Speaker 1: you have to do the same thing I used to
Speaker 1: do to the London hotel guy, like I'm like, I
Speaker 1: would be like, come over and be my boyfriend for
Speaker 1: the night, and I would like tell him exactly what
Speaker 1: I wanted. I'd like literally laid the rules out. Would
Speaker 1: you be with you? Come over? Would you be with
Speaker 1: London guy? Though, um, he's rich enough, but no, but
Speaker 1: like basically we're we're I'm just like not that like
Speaker 1: are like are we like? The sex is really good,
Speaker 1: but um, you know, I'm just not that into him.
Speaker 1: But like I think when he and I said to him,
Speaker 1: I said, I want you to come over. I want
Speaker 1: us to fight about where we're gonna watch. I want
Speaker 1: us to have to order food. I want us to
Speaker 1: suck once and I wear my big T shirt and
Speaker 1: you gotta slide it in again. I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: stopped now I'm tired, but I'd let you get it.
Speaker 1: That's boyfriend ship. So basically I want a boyfriend experience,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to pay for it. So you
Speaker 1: just have to tell them what you want and honestly,
Speaker 1: like what want to like given a niggas don't want
Speaker 1: to rush out of there. I mean there's two men
Speaker 1: in each studio, I mean a man and needs you
Speaker 1: studios and maybe they can say how they're feeling. But
Speaker 1: from what I've known, men don't necessarily want to rush out.
Speaker 1: They do enjoy eating and chilling. It's like, I think
Speaker 1: that we also have to unlearn some of that ship
Speaker 1: we think of men saying they're trying to fucking dip
Speaker 1: out when it's like some crazy ass hope you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Or when we're like super young and
Speaker 1: they get cleaning, or when they're worried about a woman
Speaker 1: mistaking what they're doing and like trying to maybe they
Speaker 1: oh my god, I don't want to lead her on. Like, no,
Speaker 1: we're in our thirties now, bro, niggas know that, Like,
Speaker 1: we can't just be fucking pumped and numped unless you're
Speaker 1: into it. I don't know if men really know that.
Speaker 1: So basically I'm gonna have to say, I want the
Speaker 1: BFE So if you're going to give me the cookie
Speaker 1: I need, it's a messy yes, b d d uh. Anyways,
Speaker 1: what's been going on with you? Um? Okay, I had
Speaker 1: a really hot thing happened recently, So I was on
Speaker 1: a date and okay, you know when you're on a
Speaker 1: date and like, I don't actually I haven't been on
Speaker 1: a date, and all of the time I'm trying to
Speaker 1: think about to phrase this, you're leaving each other. You're
Speaker 1: not at the phase where you guys can like go
Speaker 1: to each other's house. I want to say, go to
Speaker 1: each other's house, but like you're not there yet, so um,
Speaker 1: but you're like staying, like sitting in the car, you're
Speaker 1: like doing whatever you're talking, bitch. So I was a
Speaker 1: little drunk and I was talking about how it was horny,
Speaker 1: and I think he made a joke about like should
Speaker 1: we dip out of here right now or something? And
Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, made sorry, no, I guess you know.
Speaker 1: It was hotter than that. It was all hotter than
Speaker 1: the car. Made a joke about like should we leave
Speaker 1: right now or something, and then it was like something
Speaker 1: about time, like you know, he had a workout or whatever.
Speaker 1: So a bit I was like, well, I'm like really
Speaker 1: really horny. He was like, I mean I want you
Speaker 1: to come, and I was like, well, I'm not getting
Speaker 1: out of the car. So I unzipped my pants, bitch,
Speaker 1: literally like unbuttoned so he could look at my tits
Speaker 1: because they're perfect. And then I'm masturbated in front of him,
Speaker 1: and he was like talking me through it, grabbing my neck,
Speaker 1: like pulling my hair through the back, kind of like
Speaker 1: little things, but like watching me. It was hot as fun.
Speaker 1: You know, it's funny, just like a nigga had post
Speaker 1: nut clarity after it. I'm like sitting in the car
Speaker 1: with my hand like this, all right, well, thanks for dinner, nigga.
Speaker 1: I'm we I don't think I've ever done that, But
Speaker 1: you know what, if a dude jerked off in front
Speaker 1: of a woman after dinner, I feel like it would
Speaker 1: feel a little like I'm leaving. I ain't gonna yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think men could do that, Like I don't
Speaker 1: want to. Can't just pull out his dick and be like,
Speaker 1: oh so since we can't fuck, let me get on
Speaker 1: all right, huh, Like I'm so much? Are you playing
Speaker 1: with your pussy? Then a nigga just pulling this dick
Speaker 1: out jacking in the car after a date. He cleaned
Speaker 1: my hand off, which that was fun as well. Literally
Speaker 1: it was like it was getting glazed jon uh so
Speaker 1: how did he look up? How did he get it
Speaker 1: off girl? With his mouth? And then it was like
Speaker 1: a makeout session. And then it was like it was nasty.
Speaker 1: I mean, but you don't. When a nigga got tents,
Speaker 1: life is lit. Okay, okay, Bailey bay. I guess well,
Speaker 1: speaking of that, we're gonna get to our vanilla ship. Hey, y'all,
Speaker 1: let's just say we should learn from different things around
Speaker 1: the world. Right, Like in school, they said that we
Speaker 1: went through evolution. They said that we was monkey at
Speaker 1: one point in time on this goddamn earth. Now what
Speaker 1: if we were a quo. So a quot actually may
Speaker 1: become endangered, but only the male species because they are
Speaker 1: mating themselves to death. Literally, a male a qual is
Speaker 1: a rat. Yes, it's like a rat. But girl, just
Speaker 1: the niggas, I'm gonna be honest with you, get give
Speaker 1: it bird by the name. It's crazy. No, it's like
Speaker 1: a rat. So what's crazy is Studies found that male
Speaker 1: quotes rested only about eight percent of the time the
Speaker 1: team retrieved that literally the other ninety two percent of
Speaker 1: life they spend trying to fire in females to fuck
Speaker 1: and because of the lack of sleep, it's leading them
Speaker 1: who literally die And so now they become endangered because
Speaker 1: these niggas want to spend all the time trying to
Speaker 1: find some pussy. And I was just looking at this
Speaker 1: article and I was like, now do you know do
Speaker 1: you know how many niggas would be killed off if
Speaker 1: they spent that amount of time looking for pussy? But
Speaker 1: I know they're awesome. You know what It's like, it's
Speaker 1: like too hot to handle or no way? Is that
Speaker 1: the show where they have to they can't funk or
Speaker 1: the money goes down? And it looks like it was
Speaker 1: Why is this so hard? Why is this so hard
Speaker 1: for them not to funk? But a couple of weeks
Speaker 1: lay on this island, bro, Bro, are you serious? Yes,
Speaker 1: they're getting wasted. They're fucking pumping these niggas with tequila.
Speaker 1: You got titties required to wear bikinis all day, Like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sucking think I could probably suck a dick
Speaker 1: behind like i'nna like un laughing. I'm sorry, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be real with you. I want to interview somebody
Speaker 1: from to hand because I won't be like keep with
Speaker 1: a bug, Like, how do you fuck? I know somebody's
Speaker 1: fun without getting caught. There's no way to bro. It's
Speaker 1: like Big Brother. There's cameras and mics everywhere you're getting caught,
Speaker 1: especially you. I guarantee you're gonna here. And they just
Speaker 1: got no bitch, you're not eating like you gotta have
Speaker 1: to take a ship. Take the mic off? No, I
Speaker 1: think they still keep the mics on when they ship. Also,
Speaker 1: I heard like they said, remember they said that you
Speaker 1: can't masturbate, and my tripiter, they say that you can't masturbate,
Speaker 1: like I'm straining in the toilet like this. How are
Speaker 1: you gonna know if I'm first, Off, you moan when
Speaker 1: you ship, if it's a big one, not a mom
Speaker 1: like I'm like, you don't moan. No, I don't moan
Speaker 1: while I ship. That don't feel good. It's because I'm
Speaker 1: not moan. But you don't make You're not audible. You're
Speaker 1: saying I'm not audible? Why ship? Though? I don't just ship? Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't you nasty? Okay? If I'm having a good
Speaker 1: ship in the comfort of my own home, ain't nobody home,
Speaker 1: because like I'll be having friends over a life and
Speaker 1: no one's home. Or when a Nickel leaves, Oh you know,
Speaker 1: Nina be sitting there like now she talking. Also, I
Speaker 1: hold my ship a lot out of nerves, So like
Speaker 1: if I'm winning Nigga all day and then he sleeps over,
Speaker 1: I'll be like, oh my god, dask car goes coming
Speaker 1: back down, Like I don't know what to do. That
Speaker 1: is not allow. I mean sometimes I let out a
Speaker 1: sigh when I'm like only when I've been holding my
Speaker 1: kiss and then I piss and then it's out and
Speaker 1: I'm like like, but that's like not a how do
Speaker 1: we get here? Bro? You you gott up here? You
Speaker 1: got up here. You we were at we were talking
Speaker 1: about male and endangered species because all they want to
Speaker 1: do is fuck, and then somehow you brought me. I
Speaker 1: don't know how we got this ship, honestly, if you
Speaker 1: think about it, Like I used to love Bonego Boys
Speaker 1: podcast and they used to always talk about how far
Speaker 1: they could go without talking about porn. I feel like
Speaker 1: I don't have a long way in any conversation where
Speaker 1: I can't go without talking about ship. Okay, but what
Speaker 1: about sex? Sex? Always but like pitts or ship if
Speaker 1: not sex because some people I don't talk about sex with,
Speaker 1: Like for example, let's just say I'm with like somebody
Speaker 1: from my team, or like it's a work meeting, like
Speaker 1: I wan't to talk about sex, but I'll find a
Speaker 1: way to talk about shipping. It's so crazy because I
Speaker 1: was talking about the Whole Girl yesterday and they were
Speaker 1: so shocked that I did not know the sexual orientation
Speaker 1: of my employees. I literally can't tell you if they
Speaker 1: fuck men, women or both, any of them. None of
Speaker 1: them don't know. I didn't ask. And they're like, wow,
Speaker 1: you're so like you know, what's the word progressive? And
Speaker 1: you don't know? Like mind you? They all I ain't
Speaker 1: ask pronouns. Maybe I should like be a better boss,
Speaker 1: but I ain't asked none of that. They all pronouns
Speaker 1: like I didn't even ask them their pronouns. Oh you
Speaker 1: didn't ask, did you? Did you ask? Very well, we're
Speaker 1: a small business, um, there's room for funk ups, and
Speaker 1: I feel like, you know, you ever hear crazy stories
Speaker 1: when people work for a startup. I'll just be like,
Speaker 1: I'm not that bad. Yeah, I agree, I agree, I agree.
Speaker 1: Get paid on Fridays, Like what else you can we
Speaker 1: do for you? Don't slip a fall? You're right? Okay, no, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, you're right, you're right. Well, yeah, I
Speaker 1: found out one of my um in w t F
Speaker 1: New York I found out about somebody dating women literally
Speaker 1: while recording horrible decisions, and I remember I kept looking
Speaker 1: across at her, like no, but we looked at her.
Speaker 1: We said she looked less like lesbians, and I felt
Speaker 1: bad because I was joking. And then you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do less than to be having a look child
Speaker 1: like you delive, you know, but you also look like lesbian.
Speaker 1: But you also looked like you said, dick, So it's
Speaker 1: giving you look by I look fun is saying he
Speaker 1: look like you never say no you want my wife
Speaker 1: with her? Would you say, though, like do you have
Speaker 1: a hard no? Like? Is it fat guys? Is it short? Women?
Speaker 1: Is it's all like do you have a hard Note
Speaker 1: that it doesn't matter even if they are pretty in
Speaker 1: the face or got a big old dick that you
Speaker 1: would just say no to. You know. I like personality,
Speaker 1: and sometimes that gets me a little too far. I'm like, Wow,
Speaker 1: this guy is great. Now should we not eat anywhere
Speaker 1: in the vicinity where I could run into someone I know?
Speaker 1: Maybe like it's like the secret sex episode of Sex
Speaker 1: in the City. But honestly, here's the thing about me too,
Speaker 1: I'm very like I could be shallow, how like when
Speaker 1: I watched that movie as a kid, I remember having
Speaker 1: like a conversation or maybe hearing my mom talked about
Speaker 1: how like she wouldn't want to date someone that other
Speaker 1: people were judging like that, and I remember being like,
Speaker 1: I don't care, but if I'm happy with someone, like
Speaker 1: if I'm marry a nigger with one eye on one leg,
Speaker 1: and people be all over redd and Twitter or Instagram
Speaker 1: be like, how to you end up with that nigg
Speaker 1: because he funny as hell? So one eye, one leg, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you'll do that. I just don't like and I'm locked
Speaker 1: in and you win me over. I don't see anything
Speaker 1: else that's real sweet, and so I get for I'm
Speaker 1: fortunate enough to have attractive people, but like, damn, I
Speaker 1: really don't. I don't know that is really because it's
Speaker 1: giving charity. Maybe social media has changed my brain to
Speaker 1: like with vanity, like you meet so many beautiful people
Speaker 1: that are ugly inside, and uh really no, plus, ugly
Speaker 1: people make you kids, and you know I want to
Speaker 1: get pregnant. Oh God, Okay, now we're gonna move on
Speaker 1: to the next topic there because you stay play that ship.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get into our horder next. And this one
Speaker 1: I found when I was going through y'all, don't even
Speaker 1: ask me about the rabbit holes I've been falling into lately,
Speaker 1: literally rabbit holes because are you into animal play? Well,
Speaker 1: I've got to stay mushrooms, don't we guys? For god,
Speaker 1: I don't even know how I came across it, but
Speaker 1: wants to make it harder and bigger. This is for
Speaker 1: you guys with cocks. That's right, we're talking about cock rings. Okay, However,
Speaker 1: not just any rings. There is a natural goats eye
Speaker 1: cock ring that is out and holds the lashes of
Speaker 1: a goat for extra sensation. The soft hair lining of
Speaker 1: the ring provides stimulation that will tickle your woman's clip
Speaker 1: in boba. So thrust your boner hard and bury it
Speaker 1: deep to her pleasure whole. The hair used to make
Speaker 1: the rings are natural sheep eyelashes, um, and so that
Speaker 1: it does it actually does look realistic, um of course
Speaker 1: this honestly, it's giving what is it giving? Indian tribal
Speaker 1: like I saw this ship and like. However, for your
Speaker 1: animal role play, don't forget their accessories to complete the look.
Speaker 1: There are animal ears and of course tails. So if
Speaker 1: you want to really get into the animal spirit. Uh,
Speaker 1: you know that there's butt plugs with tails, they have
Speaker 1: fox tails, they have buddy tails, they have horse tails.
Speaker 1: And then of course there's a ton of different ears
Speaker 1: that you can also wear. Goat lashes is wildest buck
Speaker 1: and it's damn near feels as bad as wearing like
Speaker 1: I don't know Canada goose, Like, goddamn, you don't want
Speaker 1: tickled by some lashes? No? Okay, but what not a
Speaker 1: goat one? It's even be sality yo, And you know
Speaker 1: where this just made me think of did you watch
Speaker 1: the Pam Anderson documentary yet? No? I have it. We
Speaker 1: gotta do a cinema on it. But in that documentary
Speaker 1: she talks about how like she's like everybody was calling
Speaker 1: me on horror and fucking talking about my body and
Speaker 1: I slat this and that. So I just used my
Speaker 1: body to prom Peter and a good cause. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: now I feel like Pam Anderson over here, like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna eat meat, but like, damn, I don't want to
Speaker 1: wear your lash. But have you ever used lamb skin condoms?
Speaker 1: Only maybe once or twice with someone so that you
Speaker 1: absolutely could use a sheep goat lash cockring just once
Speaker 1: or twice. Mary had a little lamb, not a baby,
Speaker 1: and I, uh, that is not my problem. They got
Speaker 1: a lot of lamps. It's the way I tear up
Speaker 1: some lamb chops. I'd be said. I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: he's in the same skin of the ship were eating
Speaker 1: tonight because baby bamby a lamb bamby a lamb. Right,
Speaker 1: there's a deer. Do we eat deer? Or would you
Speaker 1: say a fawn? What's the faun? Well, anyway, it's a
Speaker 1: baby deer, bitch, i'd be fawn f a w n.
Speaker 1: I've never seen that word. I'm gonna learn this word
Speaker 1: from scrabbles, A young deer word. You know, it's giving
Speaker 1: dropped out of college but red. But a young deer
Speaker 1: is giving uh bamby And that's it. That's where we
Speaker 1: keep it um. But yeah, I found this and I
Speaker 1: thought it was really interesting. Kept looking like deeper into
Speaker 1: where the funk this came from, and it was actually
Speaker 1: one of the first ways that cock rings were created
Speaker 1: back in the old taste. And so I guess you know,
Speaker 1: they have to find ways to write. They did to
Speaker 1: keep it big and keep it hard too, and somehow
Speaker 1: someone said, let me try and goat lash. I do
Speaker 1: not know how this like. Literally they use the eyelids
Speaker 1: and all from I mean to say, you know, hey,
Speaker 1: listen what they used the eyelids as well. The eyelids
Speaker 1: were bro I swear to god, I'm not you want
Speaker 1: me to send it to you, y'all. No, I don't
Speaker 1: look up the first cock I'd like to keep my
Speaker 1: dinner in my stomach. And they absolutely used the eyelids
Speaker 1: and eyelashes from goats. Ships crazy on this ship is crazy.
Speaker 1: Shit is crazy. I'm about to go ship and moan
Speaker 1: after hearing this. Okay, so you can talk about how
Speaker 1: you how you literally you have us thinking of what
Speaker 1: you look is sound like while you're taking a big
Speaker 1: ass ship. But I can't say, here, give some history
Speaker 1: on cock rings. Put the niggas. I'm telling you right now,
Speaker 1: there's more people that have a fetish of me taking
Speaker 1: a ship and moaning than there is when I wanted
Speaker 1: to fuck a goat. I whoa, whoa. Now now you
Speaker 1: just took it to be reality and they're just using
Speaker 1: all the parts of an animal. Why why let any
Speaker 1: go to waste? That's all I'm saying. I didn't want
Speaker 1: to know before we get there, But you do you
Speaker 1: have any sex tips or any sex toys that you've
Speaker 1: come across recently that have added some sensation to the bedroom? No, um,
Speaker 1: mainly besides my masturbation in the car thing that that
Speaker 1: to me, it was just I'm just trying to find
Speaker 1: a lot of ways to experience sexual like exploration with
Speaker 1: people that don't necessarily include penetrative sex. Like I feel
Speaker 1: like when I dated Scissors, I was so we did
Speaker 1: so much ship because we didn't have dicks, like and
Speaker 1: it's funny because like on my birthday, I think maybe
Speaker 1: some of you listeners remember we went to Paris and
Speaker 1: we had that wild time and a sauna or whatever
Speaker 1: like that was like really the only time we used
Speaker 1: like strap on type stuff but for real, for real,
Speaker 1: like we just sucked each other every other way. And
Speaker 1: so I think with men, I don't really do that
Speaker 1: because I'm like, oh, well, you've got a thick dick.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but like now I want to like
Speaker 1: start playing around more and like having heightened levels of intimacy.
Speaker 1: So it's just like finding ways to come have pleasure
Speaker 1: or whatever without necessarily were about to get weazy coming
Speaker 1: in here, say is she wrote a kneecap, and why
Speaker 1: she's gonna be like, oh my god, but the bone
Speaker 1: and it just the way I rubbed my pussy, bro
Speaker 1: the way you're about to come in here, just talking
Speaker 1: about you rubbed your pussy on some random part of
Speaker 1: somebody's body and be like, I ran it. I rubbed
Speaker 1: it so hard his femer popped out and I was like,
Speaker 1: put it back in. What the motherfucker? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: All right, well, let's get into the horrible decision. I
Speaker 1: found a lot of current topics, um, all involving women
Speaker 1: pretty much taking action um in different ways, so to speak.
Speaker 1: So the first one we actually spoke about this maybe
Speaker 1: like two years ago. We had an add from some
Speaker 1: company in Europe that was selling panties and ship well basically,
Speaker 1: Loto has now auctioned off her panties after the Internet
Speaker 1: noticed she was wearing the same preta Cheetah prints panties
Speaker 1: in multiple pictures. So someone was like, well, damn, if
Speaker 1: you're gonna keep showing your panties, you should pick a
Speaker 1: different pair. She later went to show her drawer of
Speaker 1: all these same panties, but then said that she would
Speaker 1: be auctioning them off after wearing them. Her current bid
Speaker 1: after one hundred and five bids is it ninety five
Speaker 1: thousand dollars six hundred nineties five thousand, six hundred. And
Speaker 1: I'm just like, when I saw the way people were
Speaker 1: talking about those panties, Like, honestly, I thought that was
Speaker 1: so strange because it's like she's trying to prove that
Speaker 1: she has more of the same kind of panties, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, they just wash them, Like why why can't
Speaker 1: say panties? Bro? It was so weird. And then people
Speaker 1: were like, she's disgusting, and I'm like, what do you do?
Speaker 1: Have you ever wanted pair of underwear? Twice? This is
Speaker 1: what I've been talking about the Internet, say Internet, because
Speaker 1: I'm like, hello, it's called a washer and a dryer,
Speaker 1: and where some of us, especially those in New York,
Speaker 1: don't even have the privilege of havywood in your own home.
Speaker 1: The fact that y'all see here called this girl out
Speaker 1: but where Cheeta pri panties more than once is nuts.
Speaker 1: But I'm glad that she can. I'm gonna tell you this, though,
Speaker 1: I am a washer panties in the I think I
Speaker 1: got it. From one of my like Latino home girls,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna wash your panties and the like. But honestly,
Speaker 1: I've had the you know, pleasure of living alone for
Speaker 1: a while, so that's why. But when I had a
Speaker 1: roommate or I live with a nigga, I don't really
Speaker 1: do it too often. But like, I like to wash
Speaker 1: my panties. I only have two types of panties. I
Speaker 1: have dressed panties, um like panties for if I'm wearing
Speaker 1: something really short and period panties. Other than that, this
Speaker 1: couch be breathing, bitch, this couch be out. I ain't
Speaker 1: playing no pants. I mean, you don't have underwear on
Speaker 1: right now? Okay, so yeah, let me tell the world.
Speaker 1: I'm bleeding right now, so I have underwear on now.
Speaker 1: But otherwise, no, bitch, I only wear panties when I
Speaker 1: bleed it or if I have like a short dress on.
Speaker 1: Otherwise no, this pussy breathe I've been saying, even like
Speaker 1: no it, jeez, I like the little freation. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: do not wear panties. I hate it, Like literally, I've
Speaker 1: tried to wear panties at mid day. I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: this ship aggravated, so I'll go to the bathroom, take
Speaker 1: the bitches off it, put them in my purse, or
Speaker 1: throw them away, Like I get uncomfortable if I'm not
Speaker 1: wearing panties. I'm not to say something really gross though, Okay,
Speaker 1: I've been one of the gym a lot, uh, and
Speaker 1: I bought so many workout clothes and I'm actually getting
Speaker 1: to the point now where like so I used to
Speaker 1: be able to wear something twice in a row if
Speaker 1: I didn't get too sweaty. But because I'm washing every
Speaker 1: single time because I'm like shower and I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: sweating so much, right, I've been like, well, what's the
Speaker 1: point wearing draws? So I don't really wear underwear to
Speaker 1: the gym, mainly because like that makes sense. You panties
Speaker 1: are already Huh. Did you wear a spandex anyway? Like legos? Right,
Speaker 1: But it's kind of nasty because it's like this is
Speaker 1: a breathable fabric, like your pussy's out there if you
Speaker 1: don't wear underwear to the gym, But um, yeah I
Speaker 1: don't anymore. Well, plus it looks better. It makes me.
Speaker 1: I'll let you know what I wear when I start
Speaker 1: going to the gym as of right now, I's giving
Speaker 1: no panties for that weight. You were doing a running challenge,
Speaker 1: weren't you. Yeah, but that was last month. Fuck you
Speaker 1: mean girl, girl, that was last money. She said, I'm done.
Speaker 1: That was enough, bitch, that's twelve three thirty. Challenge was
Speaker 1: the bullshit. Okay, that's easy. It wasn't for the faith
Speaker 1: and bitch um the fate. So uh yeah, I did
Speaker 1: it for a couple of days. I had like a
Speaker 1: week and a half and it was like, well this
Speaker 1: was cute. Uh. Girls started following all these surgery pages.
Speaker 1: Let me just go to easy round this bullshit girl, Hey,
Speaker 1: bro on some real ship though. I have ran into
Speaker 1: a girl recently, um that I had seen who had
Speaker 1: surgery this summer and she looked phenomenal and I was like,
Speaker 1: I didn't say she looked bad, but I mean it
Speaker 1: was like a week ago I start and I was
Speaker 1: like hey boo, and I must have looked at her
Speaker 1: in a way and she was like I know. She
Speaker 1: was like I didn't keep it up, and I was like,
Speaker 1: she was like you like six months later, Mandy, she
Speaker 1: said that she wasn't getting the massages she had on
Speaker 1: the crop top. She wasn't getting the massages, and she
Speaker 1: was like, we're really like, I wasn't moving my body.
Speaker 1: She's like, I was working so hard working out and
Speaker 1: then I had a really hard recovery for the surgery,
Speaker 1: and it was just like working out was just a
Speaker 1: big that it was too much work. But even you
Speaker 1: have some of the massages, you have to wear your
Speaker 1: like like the whatever the fives and ship like people
Speaker 1: just people do not consider what post opcare looks like
Speaker 1: for a lot of them. I felt so bad for her.
Speaker 1: You spend all that money, you take all the time
Speaker 1: off of work, you fly to another place to get
Speaker 1: it done. I mean, like that's effort. And then she's
Speaker 1: just like, bro, I never kept it up, and I'm
Speaker 1: like the money to get it to get it again.
Speaker 1: She all right for a second round after six months,
Speaker 1: bitch you out. Baron's like, y'all, betta give me a discount.
Speaker 1: At this point, nobody sent me home on a paper
Speaker 1: telling me what to do. Oh, but they do. Hey,
Speaker 1: bitch's on the internet. Bitch they do. Okay, anybody trying
Speaker 1: to hear that. Um. The next woman who took charge, uh,
Speaker 1: she took charge of her career after being fired over
Speaker 1: racy picks online. So Melissa Williams who is a cop? Um? Oh,
Speaker 1: I believe this is Melissa Williams. Site hold on, why
Speaker 1: should say cop? Who is a hop girl? So this
Speaker 1: cop ended up being relieved of her duties um over
Speaker 1: these photos online. So a Colorado police who allegedly lost
Speaker 1: her job due to her only fans side hustle actually
Speaker 1: now earns five figures per month from her d I
Speaker 1: y porn profession. The former a rapper, which is crazy
Speaker 1: that it's called rapper. That's the that's the county that
Speaker 1: she got fired. Bitch, there is ho in New Mexico.
Speaker 1: The Colorado, Colorado so guy has definitely given tribe. But
Speaker 1: Arapaho Sheriff's County police officer asserts that she now earns
Speaker 1: twenty seven thousand dollars a month from the sales pictures
Speaker 1: on the adult entertainment website only fans and bit you
Speaker 1: look you see her and the bitch Now I got
Speaker 1: the butter fucking cop uniforms. And she got from Party
Speaker 1: City posing on a bed. She's party City. Look you
Speaker 1: don't look at it, girl. She was career for eighteen months,
Speaker 1: so she actually had her her only Fans page for
Speaker 1: about a year and a half before her boss found
Speaker 1: out about it, and they shortly after let her go
Speaker 1: with you, I mean, do I think like this, Wow,
Speaker 1: her fake citties is crazy? That's a surprise. I think.
Speaker 1: The saddest part about all of it not to get
Speaker 1: like crazy deep, but is that, like somebody that works
Speaker 1: as a police officer gets paid that little to do
Speaker 1: a job that big, which is why we have so
Speaker 1: many people that are unqualified, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: for a job like that. It's like the fact that
Speaker 1: I have to work a job that could literally like
Speaker 1: I'm risking my life for it and I have to
Speaker 1: have an only fans is so wild, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Like teachers, cops, nurses, all this ship, Like
Speaker 1: how are people getting paid the bare minimum? Hence why
Speaker 1: all of them have a fucking Napoleon complex and they're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I've got to be bigger and battery
Speaker 1: than you think I am because I'm not doing as
Speaker 1: well as I am. Like for real, I don't think
Speaker 1: anybody looks at cops and be like, wow, I wish
Speaker 1: I could be unless you're like five Sorry, um, I
Speaker 1: actually sorry, This to me is actually surprising. So there
Speaker 1: was the other cop down in Memphis who like fucked
Speaker 1: half of the police department and she also got fired.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. Oh yeah, cop uniforms are literally
Speaker 1: used for strippers. I do know that. You know, I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna get all blue lives in here, but cop
Speaker 1: uniforms is sexy. I like uniforms. So their uniform is
Speaker 1: already getting No, no, no, it's not doing that. This
Speaker 1: is not the time, not in these times right now.
Speaker 1: Uniform gives sex work. Like when I get married. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like one, I want the fucking
Speaker 1: cop fireman like I want the cheesy ship and I
Speaker 1: want coming there with the wayst someone. And then guess
Speaker 1: what I found out. So firemen don't even get to
Speaker 1: take their uniforms home because of all the chemicals and things.
Speaker 1: When they really go in to say people that I
Speaker 1: didn't know, I didn't know, so here I go like
Speaker 1: it or whatever. When they watched their clothes at the
Speaker 1: understand they're not even and I'm like, bit's the way.
Speaker 1: I'm like, so we gotta go to party City or
Speaker 1: Amazon to get you a fireman outfit. If I'm never
Speaker 1: gonna be able to see you motherfucking dance like put
Speaker 1: out my fire baby, I want, I swear to God,
Speaker 1: that's what I want. I'm a role play. We want
Speaker 1: to be taking with it up. I don't know, I
Speaker 1: made it up. I made it up. I decided to
Speaker 1: this year, y'all, I am going to be a one
Speaker 1: hit wonder and I'm ready for it. Okay, um, and
Speaker 1: so what's your one hit me? I don't know, but
Speaker 1: in my video, it's gonna have motherfucking firemen and police officers,
Speaker 1: Gyrat and the hips. Maybe show live. I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: it right behind me. Girade ain't gonna be gyrating their hips? Maybe? Yes, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 1: Hold on, can we just talk about since I'm current events,
Speaker 1: let me just tell you guys about the best television
Speaker 1: I've watched. Okay, Now, first off, I work for a
Speaker 1: film and TV company. I've been going to premieres and
Speaker 1: doing all this ship and no shade to Kenya Barris,
Speaker 1: but ninety fiance, boy, that nigga missing out. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you right now, I don't know how he can help TLC.
Speaker 1: But boy, them niggas have the best season coming they've
Speaker 1: ever had. And I need a fiance the other way.
Speaker 1: Right now, they have a white woman from Haleyville, Alabama
Speaker 1: that has a goddamn town of three thousand people meeting
Speaker 1: a woman who's Venezuelan in Colombia that never met, but
Speaker 1: they're getting married right after they meet. She's moving there.
Speaker 1: Then they got a white woman moving to India. Again. Girl,
Speaker 1: it's the whole thing. But here's really what's exciting about
Speaker 1: it for me. After the night Dave Fiance premier is
Speaker 1: a new show called Mills Manner, and I thought that,
Speaker 1: I thought that it's problematic. It is, so I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to put her foot in my mouth. I
Speaker 1: want to suck it to boycott Why because if it
Speaker 1: were the other way around, and it was a whole
Speaker 1: bunch of dads and all their daughters are lined up.
Speaker 1: There was one snippet that the women are blindfolded and
Speaker 1: rubbing up and down of the suns. Bitch, this would
Speaker 1: not be allowed if it was the other way around.
Speaker 1: And well, you know what many you got boycott it.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm calling Charlotte
Speaker 1: Mage myself and I'm saying, cut the contract, this bitch
Speaker 1: stopped the one good thing in my life, and it's TLC.
Speaker 1: I'm tired of boycott bit o, boycotting that ship. We
Speaker 1: are here seeing here saying we want uh equal opportunities
Speaker 1: this ship, and then we just sitting here allowing these
Speaker 1: women to rub up on their suns like that. Listen
Speaker 1: ten years from now, if someone's gonna play this clip
Speaker 1: and be like, oh my god, we you know here
Speaker 1: you are fighting for rights and blah blah blah blah
Speaker 1: blah and sexuality and all this ship. But you know,
Speaker 1: we see this clip of you talking about mothers, and
Speaker 1: so I like, yeah, I know what I said, and
Speaker 1: what I would like to tell you is now that
Speaker 1: I am a mother, would I go on the show? No.
Speaker 1: I also would not be the eight sister wife on
Speaker 1: the A and E network. I also would not be
Speaker 1: on thousand Pounds Sisters. I would watch it. This is America,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna put on whatever channel I want to. Yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: I'm sure this was also R. Kelly's argument. Well, he said, well,
Speaker 1: this is what I like to my spare time. No
Speaker 1: one told you, guys to judge um the last one. Um,
Speaker 1: this this was a little extreme, guys, A woman was
Speaker 1: arrested for attempted murder after allegedly stabbing her boyfriend for
Speaker 1: urinating in their herbit. I saw that is nuts. The
Speaker 1: victim reportedly told detectives that he was sleeping when his
Speaker 1: girlfriend angrily woke him up and begin did him for
Speaker 1: wedding the bed. Uh, now you remember when I pissed
Speaker 1: at that niggas bad? That's the funny bar. This is crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't like. Also, you could just buy a new
Speaker 1: mattress or you can clean it like. I don't think
Speaker 1: it's worth going to jail over a nick a piston
Speaker 1: in the bad boat. No, I'm not saying Wives with
Speaker 1: Knives is a show that I can tell, but here's
Speaker 1: what I will, so we go. It wasn't just for example,
Speaker 1: I dated a terrible ask Nicke and I didn't know
Speaker 1: how bad he was until the hint so after he
Speaker 1: decided to fund the whole world. If I were woken
Speaker 1: up and seeing p in the bed, my bed in
Speaker 1: the Lower East Side, not even at his house, but
Speaker 1: I might kill him. You're not killing him for the
Speaker 1: p You're killing him for the other ship. So you
Speaker 1: think we got you you like? This wasn't even about
Speaker 1: to be. It's about this was the last motherfucker's strong.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I just some dirty ass, dusty niggas. He's
Speaker 1: even sucking all these other holes and he's just like,
Speaker 1: I can't even look at you. And then you wake
Speaker 1: up and you feel moisture. You know what, it's given,
Speaker 1: It's given. She went through this, she went through this
Speaker 1: nigga phone. It realized he was out here giving golden
Speaker 1: showers to his side bitch, and the p triggered her
Speaker 1: to remember the text of him saying, baby pissed on
Speaker 1: me tonight, and she many, are you okay, No, I'm
Speaker 1: sitting here, created logical explation. She got triggered by it,
Speaker 1: are not. Yes, that's what happened, bitch, That's what happened.
Speaker 1: Show did. We haven't had homails in a while, so
Speaker 1: I'm excited to get to our homemail this week. It
Speaker 1: is from a man. And y'all, these niggas just don't
Speaker 1: be knowing what the funk they want. And when I
Speaker 1: tell you at all, every time, they do not be
Speaker 1: known because they get it. It's still ten years. But
Speaker 1: I met somebody from work and okay, well very close
Speaker 1: but not really so. And this is how you noticed
Speaker 1: Nigga is fed up, y'all. The title of this is
Speaker 1: hormeil or whatever you want to call it. This thing
Speaker 1: a man, he said, Here we go. So me and
Speaker 1: my wife have been married for two years going on three.
Speaker 1: We have known each other for a long time, but
Speaker 1: started messing around about four years ago. We freaks, well,
Speaker 1: we were dating. We talked about freaky experiences. Then we
Speaker 1: tried a few threesomes here and there. I knew she
Speaker 1: liked women because I knew she used to date women
Speaker 1: before me. Yes, I'm a man and our sex is good.
Speaker 1: She expressed to me that she wants a girlfriend, and
Speaker 1: I agreed. Here we go. He does this a lot, y'all.
Speaker 1: He says, having a woman who likes women is the ship. Right. Well,
Speaker 1: here we go. We are married now. So like a
Speaker 1: month ago, she met a lady. She had been knowing
Speaker 1: this lady for a while, but never sexual interaction. They
Speaker 1: started talking online and then the chick started coming over.
Speaker 1: Now I have two sexy ladies. I'm the man, right, Well,
Speaker 1: I have a little boy. Man, I have a little problem.
Speaker 1: We were all sitting in the living room and my
Speaker 1: wife and the new chick were cuddled up on the couch.
Speaker 1: They started kissing and it led to them fucking each
Speaker 1: other again. I'm the man, right, I'm looking at two
Speaker 1: sexy women. Go at it well, don't think too fast.
Speaker 1: I have a major problem. I looked at my wife
Speaker 1: and how she looked at this other chick. She behaved
Speaker 1: in a way I have never seen her behave before.
Speaker 1: The way she looked at this female. She looked at
Speaker 1: her like she could devour her. She was dominant, and
Speaker 1: here lies the problem. I have been trying to get
Speaker 1: my wife to be more aggressive with me for so
Speaker 1: long and she won't. But with this female, she took charge.
Speaker 1: She was all into her. The way she ate her
Speaker 1: pussy was incredible. Both of them just melted in each
Speaker 1: other's arms. Yes, I'm hard as a rock, but got
Speaker 1: a little jealous. I'm like my wife likes her more
Speaker 1: than me. So now I'm confused. I'm asking myself should
Speaker 1: I have let my wife be with this lady. She
Speaker 1: is in love with her. She still fus me and
Speaker 1: all of that, but she doesn't look at me the
Speaker 1: way she looks at her. Even the way she moans
Speaker 1: when this lady is eating her pussy is different. She
Speaker 1: really loves this woman. Now it feels like I'm the
Speaker 1: third will. She tells me that she is in love
Speaker 1: with me, but I don't think so, y'all. Help you
Speaker 1: think my wife is just using me so the world
Speaker 1: can see her with a man, or do you think
Speaker 1: she really wants a woman? And should I just walk away?
Speaker 1: Help this? This man is secure. Beach, give it to
Speaker 1: a beach and then I'm gonna go to efty. First
Speaker 1: of all, funny, we should get nineteen keys in here. God, No,
Speaker 1: you want your wife to have masculine energy at you.
Speaker 1: It's giving beta. Let me stop. No, Um, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say this. First of all, you're so in your head.
Speaker 1: It's actually annoying to hear. But I don't want to
Speaker 1: shoot on you because I understand it takes a lot
Speaker 1: to write into a show. But here's what I'm thinking
Speaker 1: in my brain initially hearing you read this whole thing one.
Speaker 1: Anytime someone sucks someone that's new, they're fucking ravaging them.
Speaker 1: It's exciting, it's shiny, it's whatever you have the I
Speaker 1: will almost called you blessed. You have the pleasure of
Speaker 1: having two women, one that you love and that you
Speaker 1: may end up with for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1: Who's cool enough with you geting some new pussy and
Speaker 1: you're bad about her being more aggressive than with you.
Speaker 1: Instead of you feeling like you have this terrible thing
Speaker 1: going on, you should be taking so much more joy
Speaker 1: and being able to be the masculine energy between two women.
Speaker 1: And it is a lot easier for women to get
Speaker 1: quote unquote more dominant with each other because it feels
Speaker 1: the level playing field. Generally, men are bigger than us, stronger,
Speaker 1: whether it be wait height, whatever, so we feel more
Speaker 1: damsel in distress and also like activating that energy because
Speaker 1: it makes us feel sexier. So instead of acting like
Speaker 1: a bitch, maybe you should take charge in that threesome
Speaker 1: and then try to make it fun and be like, Okay,
Speaker 1: if I do this, if I domb you guys up
Speaker 1: in x y Z, I want you to do the same.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. They're making it sound that they are
Speaker 1: just going to drive her. Well. They said that they
Speaker 1: had threesomes before this One particularly says that she asked
Speaker 1: for a girlfriend. He didn't really say that she wanted
Speaker 1: a girl for us, So it seems like this is
Speaker 1: her girlfriend and she has sex with this woman and
Speaker 1: she has sex with him. It doesn't seem like they've
Speaker 1: all had sex together, which is why he's so jealous
Speaker 1: because he's watching them have sex. It doesn't seem like
Speaker 1: he's able to even join because he said he sat
Speaker 1: there and got jealous she asked for a girl. Um,
Speaker 1: so I think that he's it's it's pie do now
Speaker 1: I need to follow up because you know, I'm not
Speaker 1: eating pussy in front of anybody that can't at some
Speaker 1: point join it. Maybe not, Maybe this is like a
Speaker 1: fantasy in the moment where I'm just eating pussy, but
Speaker 1: like you telling me you never gonna get it out,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like I know, like that used to
Speaker 1: be a thing for me and my ex when we
Speaker 1: went to sex clubs, like women that I played with
Speaker 1: or eight pussy and fucked. He never he didn't necessarily
Speaker 1: always have to deal with them or penetrate them or
Speaker 1: be with them either. And so where I know I
Speaker 1: like women, there there have been women that I just
Speaker 1: kind of want to fuck without him. And I did
Speaker 1: have a friend that I didn't tell him that I
Speaker 1: went over a house we had sex, and uh, he
Speaker 1: realized that even in being around her that I wanted
Speaker 1: to have sex with just her and not include him,
Speaker 1: And so we did have to have a conversation about that,
Speaker 1: because just because I like women and just because I
Speaker 1: want a girl around doesn't mean I necessarily want the
Speaker 1: man around. But here's the thing, though, you're talking about
Speaker 1: two different things. You're talking about someone that may be
Speaker 1: feeling jealousy because they're feeling left out, versus someone talking
Speaker 1: about jealousy from dominance. Well, he feels like he's being
Speaker 1: left out too, because the way that she looks at
Speaker 1: this girl is different, the sound she makes is different.
Speaker 1: It's so funny because uh I I and I said
Speaker 1: a joking and I let King no. But when my
Speaker 1: partner would like penetrate me with the dildo with kings dildo,
Speaker 1: like I would make different noises and a part of
Speaker 1: it would even be jealous of my dildo sometimes, like
Speaker 1: you don't make that noise when I'm inside you? What
Speaker 1: the hell? And so there are I don't know. See
Speaker 1: this is the other thing too, write It's like at
Speaker 1: some point you're either open and including people into ship
Speaker 1: or you're not, like people are going to experience without you.
Speaker 1: If you're in an open or polyamorous situation, right, So
Speaker 1: I don't open the door if I can't fully walk
Speaker 1: in the door if I'm half one foot in, or like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm allowed to do this, but not too much because
Speaker 1: then it'll make you feel away like I don't know.
Speaker 1: I kind of don't like that. And I only say
Speaker 1: that because I think that people have a very false
Speaker 1: sense of being liberal in their relationships. They do when
Speaker 1: they're really not. They do, y'all some conservative Republicans in
Speaker 1: real life. Uh, y'all, imagine how that must feel on
Speaker 1: the other end if you're the woman listening to this,
Speaker 1: Not to like make her the victim out of it,
Speaker 1: but it's like you told me everything was okay. Now
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here trying to be sexy and fun and
Speaker 1: enjoy this ship, and in the back end you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: just go be with her, Like what the fun? What
Speaker 1: What do you think he should do in this situation?
Speaker 1: Does he tell his wife his feelings? Does he just
Speaker 1: take it in and soak it in? Does he ask
Speaker 1: if he can have a girlfriend? Actually think the solution
Speaker 1: is here, depending on their rapport. I would read this
Speaker 1: letter because part of the letter was sexy, like it
Speaker 1: was talking about the two of them. It was kind
Speaker 1: of hot, but it also is so vulnerable that I
Speaker 1: think she'll laugh for a moment. I think she'll be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, and know you made it made you
Speaker 1: feel that way, and it's it's also so honest that
Speaker 1: I don't think there's another way to go about it,
Speaker 1: because from the way that he wrote this letter, it
Speaker 1: sounds like he's not going to approach the situation right.
Speaker 1: He might like tease it. It's like the type of
Speaker 1: guy to be like, oh, you want to go be
Speaker 1: with your girlfriend, go beauty, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like give me that underlying like, oh, you really do
Speaker 1: have a little problem. And I don't like when people
Speaker 1: are passive aggressive. I think he should actually go full
Speaker 1: in and just be transparent. Yeah, that is interesting. Reading
Speaker 1: the letter is definitely interesting, and I definitely think something,
Speaker 1: uh that he could do. Um, I did want to maybe, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you think he should do? I mean to me,
Speaker 1: I think that uh oh, and not to be too vulnerable,
Speaker 1: but in what my last relationship entailed and the level
Speaker 1: of insecurity um that my that my partner had, or
Speaker 1: just things that I literally couldn't control. It could be
Speaker 1: if if like different men I was working with, or
Speaker 1: men that like we're around and he's like, oh, like,
Speaker 1: you didn't consider my feelings when that person was around you.
Speaker 1: And I was like, Nick, I'm gonna walk into a
Speaker 1: room and it's probably gonna be some niggas in there
Speaker 1: that want to funk, Like what the fuck? And I
Speaker 1: had to sit with the fact that there's really nothing
Speaker 1: you can do about a partner's insecurity, right, So, what
Speaker 1: do you mean, um walking around? Like, how are you
Speaker 1: supposed to make someone feel good when you're walking around?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? No? Like he like, oh, I
Speaker 1: gotta sneeze again, hold on, No, not make someone feel
Speaker 1: good when I walk around the room. He just started
Speaker 1: feeling like I should not be around people who have
Speaker 1: either tried to holler at me or may like me
Speaker 1: or may want to suck me. And I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: they have a hole and cheat bro that Literally, I said, well,
Speaker 1: I can't control that. And so what I realized is
Speaker 1: that there was nothing that I could do to fix
Speaker 1: the insecurities and my partner, and so even if he
Speaker 1: expresses these feelings to her, there's nothing that she can
Speaker 1: do to change him feeling this way. Literally, he he
Speaker 1: at the end of the goddamn message. He didn't even
Speaker 1: ask how do I share this with my wife? His
Speaker 1: two questions he said, should I let her be with her?
Speaker 1: Should know that's that's the one. He said. Should I
Speaker 1: just leave her and let her be with this woman?
Speaker 1: Or is she just with me so that the world
Speaker 1: can see her with a man? This is literally where
Speaker 1: his mind is now. His mind is that he's only
Speaker 1: being used as a prop or should he just leave
Speaker 1: and let her have her? So I think the insecurities
Speaker 1: are so present and prevalent there that there's literally nothing
Speaker 1: that will resolve this unless she stops walking with this girl,
Speaker 1: Which again I felt bad hearing that, because it's just
Speaker 1: like it's his insecurity on someone's there. There's nothing you
Speaker 1: can do, you know what I mean? Like you've already
Speaker 1: like I think one of my excess you should say,
Speaker 1: the devil's mind. An idle mind is the devil's workshop.
Speaker 1: And that's what happens when you're not communicating your feelings
Speaker 1: quickly enough. You're letting all of those insecurities building, build
Speaker 1: and build and build, until you then come up with
Speaker 1: these scenarios in your head that are probably way worse
Speaker 1: than the than the other situation. She might be like, yo,
Speaker 1: I thought you enjoyed it. That might be her fucking
Speaker 1: short and literally might be it. But also she seems
Speaker 1: to really being enjoying it herself too, And it's really
Speaker 1: hard in relationships to deprive yourself of something just because
Speaker 1: of your partner's insecurities, because then you're gonna know what
Speaker 1: else is kind of crazy too. Think about a world
Speaker 1: where he's writing this letter in and she could be
Speaker 1: on the phone one of her own girls, like, girl,
Speaker 1: my man, lets me that be me so great, and
Speaker 1: I've been having so much fun because he's so a girl. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he said, sure, he was saying right there and loving it.
Speaker 1: It was hot. She could anything is out here right
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