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Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret. It's secret deodorant is still a thing. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I use it. Yeah, you do use a secret. Alex

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Speaker 1: us a secret deodorant. Would you mean secret secret brand?

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Speaker 1: It's a brand? Oh you like in secret? You are

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Speaker 1: using deodorant? Yeah? Strong enough for a man, pH ballence

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Speaker 1: for a woman? Oh right, that was their tagline. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if it still is or not. Why haven't

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Speaker 1: they sponsored the Dirty Little Secret? I that's degree. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know how. I'm not sure. I'm

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Speaker 1: not you know, I'm not up on my deodorant brands obviously,

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Speaker 1: because I didn't even know Secret is still around, even

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Speaker 1: though Alex uses it. That's why I've seen it recently,

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Speaker 1: because seen it in our bathroom. Right. Why haven't they

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Speaker 1: sponsored this segment? It's a perfect segment, that's true. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna do it you. Dirty Little Secret is

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Speaker 1: sponsored by Secret deodor strong enough for a man, phballence

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Speaker 1: for a woman. I don't know if that's a tagline.

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Speaker 1: They didn't sponsor this really, but whatever, Listening, it's time

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Speaker 1: for Dirty Little Secret text in four one or six one.

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Speaker 1: If you have a secret to tell us, you can

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Speaker 1: tell us anything, nobody will know it's you. We always

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Speaker 1: keep everybody anonymous. That's why everybody who calls in it's

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Speaker 1: a fake anonymous nickname, so they can say whatever they want.

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Speaker 1: And on the phone right now to tell us a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Sold your boy so bold, soldier boy?

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Speaker 1: I love that. Are you ready to me? You're ready

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Speaker 1: to crank that soldier boy? I'm ready to crank that

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Speaker 1: secret out. Yeah. Did you definitely sound like soldier boy? Yeah? Um? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, so you have I've been doing something that you.

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Speaker 1: I've been cranking out this secret if you will, Um,

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Speaker 1: it's a lie. Actually, I don't know. I'm lying to

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Speaker 1: you right now. This is too confessed. It's not lately.

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Speaker 1: I've been doing it for ten years. Oh you've been

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Speaker 1: lying about something for ten years A long time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's that's a very long time. And now that I've

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Speaker 1: been doing it for so long, there's no way out

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Speaker 1: of it, Like, there's no way I can stop or

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Speaker 1: go back. And once I tell you, you'll like completely

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Speaker 1: understand it. Okay, Yeah, what is it? Well, I feel

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Speaker 1: like I need to explain a little bit before I

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Speaker 1: tell you what it is. Okay. I just wanted to

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Speaker 1: be interesting and wheel Yeah, I don't know the way

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Speaker 1: you said that was just I just wanted to be interesting.

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Speaker 1: That was so innocent. Yeah, it was so okay. So

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Speaker 1: the lie that you're telling that you haven't told us yet,

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Speaker 1: but you're getting to. I guess is that you're telling

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Speaker 1: people this because you want to be interesting. That's all

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Speaker 1: I wanted in life was to be interesting, and you know,

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Speaker 1: so to do that, I've been shaving my hair and

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Speaker 1: even getting like laser hair removal in certain parts, so

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Speaker 1: I have zero body hair, like none. Okay. I've been

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Speaker 1: doing this for ten years, and I've been telling people

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Speaker 1: I have a rare condition of alpecia. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you're pretending to have a medical condition that makes you hairless,

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Speaker 1: but you're not actually body hair, not your head hair, everything.

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Speaker 1: There's no hair. Oh you're bald. What about your eyebrows? Gone?

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Speaker 1: About your eyelash gone? Whitman? I went, Daniel day Lewis, stop,

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Speaker 1: what about your eyelashes gone? I want no hair? No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't even know that was possible. Pigar didn't happen. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you did it as a picture of this man. So

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Speaker 1: you pluck out your eyebrow, your eyelash hairs too. You

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Speaker 1: shave all your body hair and pluck out your eyelash hairs.

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Speaker 1: When I pluck, I might tell myself pain is beauty

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Speaker 1: and I do it. Oh my god, you mean beauty

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Speaker 1: is pain? So nobody knows though, Huh, nobody knows. I

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Speaker 1: think even some of my family members think that. Now

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Speaker 1: does it actually work? Do people find you interesting because

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Speaker 1: of it? Yeah? There's lots of questions and I always

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Speaker 1: get looks Now, I bet you do. That's crazy, um offended.

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Speaker 1: But it's a dirty secret. So you got to blow

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Speaker 1: out my face. Oh yeah, we won't post it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we'll keep you anonymous. I'm just really curious. Yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 1: if you're shaving and lasering off all your hair so

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Speaker 1: you can just be interesting and tell people you have

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Speaker 1: this medical condition, I just want to see what you

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Speaker 1: look like. Do you have a significant other? Uh No.

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Speaker 1: I was hoping like maybe by doing this I might

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Speaker 1: get some kind of attention, like reality TV show host

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Speaker 1: or something, and then nothing happening. Right, Well, you'll find something,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure. Yeah. Or you could be the spokesperson for

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Speaker 1: like a you know, people who have alpecia know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's okay. You're beautiful no matter what. It could be

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Speaker 1: a huge heroic story, right of how you overcame and

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Speaker 1: you're good even though you have this condition. And then

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Speaker 1: the fame for you doesn't run out because at a

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Speaker 1: certain point it's a scandal. Everybody finds out you've been lying,

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Speaker 1: scam all right, Well, yeah, thank you for tellings you

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Speaker 1: to a little secret. What's your dirty little secret.