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Speaker 1: the Boys. Welcome Bust with the Boys. I am your host,
Speaker 1: Will Compton, my co host today Josh Wolf. Everybody welcome
Speaker 1: Josh Wolf baby second second time on the bush.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, what do you think? This is a step up? Man? Right,
Speaker 3: this is nice. And and that thing over there, that
Speaker 3: other trailer, the airstream that we have astream, we don't
Speaker 3: know what we're doing with it yet, but we'll get
Speaker 3: something going.
Speaker 1: Yes, I was still free to ask what's the address,
Speaker 1: because I couldn't wait to give you a new address.
Speaker 3: It was Yeah, and by the way, seven minutes from
Speaker 3: my house. Really easy Boa. Did I tell you I'm moving?
Speaker 2: No? Were you moving?
Speaker 3: So, my wife, the one thing that we love about
Speaker 3: here is everything. The one thing that we hate is
Speaker 3: the weather. Yo. My wife was like, nobody told us
Speaker 3: there's only two unred days of sunshine. That two hunter
Speaker 3: days of sunshine is a wheel. It sneaks up on you,
Speaker 3: it does. And so my wife is a she likes
Speaker 3: the desert. So we're moving to Vegas. Oh, you're going
Speaker 3: to Vegas. I was thinking you're gonna say Arizona or something.
Speaker 3: You're going to Vegas. Yeah, I'm not nine hundred years old.
Speaker 3: I don't want to move to Arizona. I mean to
Speaker 3: go to sleep there. Uh. You know, Vegas is still
Speaker 3: has a lot of the stuff that I like to do.
Speaker 3: You know, I can still work there. I can fly
Speaker 3: in and out of there. I love to gamble and
Speaker 3: I you know, are you good at gambling? What do
Speaker 3: you What do you like to gamble on? It completely depends.
Speaker 3: When I'm high, I like the slots, and when I'm sober,
Speaker 3: I like crabs. I like craps because I'm a I
Speaker 3: like the community of crabs. I like the screaming and energy.
Speaker 3: I love the energy. There's always that one asshole that
Speaker 3: bets with the house. That dude is the most unpopular.
Speaker 3: You know what, that dude, the dude who bets with
Speaker 3: the house, is the same dude who tells you tomatoes
Speaker 3: a fruit, Hey, tomatoes a fruit guy. Nobody likes you.
Speaker 3: Nobody likes tomatoes a fruit guy. And nobody likes the
Speaker 3: dude who bets with the house. You know. But I
Speaker 3: love craps. And when I was just telling you, when
Speaker 3: I take mushrooms, I like to play slots because I
Speaker 3: like the bells and the whistles and rub your nipples
Speaker 3: nipples when I'm on shrooms. And that's not a joke,
Speaker 3: by the way.
Speaker 1: I'm not just randomly saying rubbing your nipples. Apparently he
Speaker 1: says he likes to rub his nipples.
Speaker 3: I do. I do this a little bit when I'm
Speaker 3: on shrooms. But but uh, and so not only that dude,
Speaker 3: I'm an empty nester. My kids are old. Like the
Speaker 3: not the dream, but the idea for Beth and I,
Speaker 3: my wife is for the next five years, every year
Speaker 3: we're gonna live someplace different. I think Denver's next. Although
Speaker 3: she's not gonna like that weather. That's the one I'm
Speaker 3: picking and then we're gonna find a spot. But like,
Speaker 3: we've been in LA. We were in LA for twenty years,
Speaker 3: and I think it's kind of fun to just go
Speaker 3: live other places. Like what the fuck? Why not? You
Speaker 3: know what I mean? Like, Yeah, I'm not gonna I
Speaker 3: can do my job anywhere I can do my and
Speaker 3: so why not go see and do things that I
Speaker 3: haven't seen and done. We we're gonna we're gonna head
Speaker 3: to Vegas.
Speaker 2: So are you keeping a place here though?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Because I want to come back and do my show.
Speaker 3: Definitely gonna come back and do my show once a month.
Speaker 3: And I love all the people I've met here, dude,
Speaker 3: Like I've been more creative here. This year. Nashville brought
Speaker 3: me back to myself. LA took something from me and
Speaker 3: I didn't realize it. When I look back at who
Speaker 3: I was those last two years in LA, I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 3: Why is that? Because I turned into somebody that I
Speaker 3: couldn't believe I turned into. You know, I'm a really
Speaker 3: look I'm a confident, secure dude. I'm confident who I am.
Speaker 3: I know what I'm good at, I know what I'm
Speaker 3: not good at. I don't get bothered by what other
Speaker 3: people say about me, none of that shit. The last
Speaker 3: two years in LA, you're surrounded by people who you
Speaker 3: perceive as more successful than you, who have more than
Speaker 3: you in your own mind, right, and it's on your
Speaker 3: phone all the time. Nobody's posting their l's on Instagram, right, yeah,
Speaker 3: post the l you post the w's. So all you
Speaker 3: think about is why this person has this, and why
Speaker 3: this person has this. And I was always comparing myself
Speaker 3: to the last two years I spent in LA. I
Speaker 3: spent out of gratitude, not grateful for what I did.
Speaker 3: I've always, my whole life been thought of what I
Speaker 3: do have and what I can do. I've never been
Speaker 3: a guy who thought about what I can't do and
Speaker 3: what I don't have. Anytime I thought about people or
Speaker 3: listening to people talk that way, I'm like, why the
Speaker 3: fuck would you focus on that? Why are you focusing
Speaker 3: on what you don't have? Focus on what you do have,
Speaker 3: which is like a lot in perspective to other people everywhere,
Speaker 3: you know, and I'd just become a dude who was
Speaker 3: wrapped up in other people's business.
Speaker 1: Is that something you kind of knew in that last
Speaker 1: year like different or there, or was there like an
Speaker 1: aha moment?
Speaker 2: So it was when you moved here, came here.
Speaker 3: When I got here, I started to feel like myself again,
Speaker 3: is the best way I can put it. And then
Speaker 3: I look back at who I was, and I just
Speaker 3: felt embarrassed. I was embarrassed for some of the things
Speaker 3: that I had said out loud. I was embarrassed. It's
Speaker 3: like some why aren't I on this podcast? Why don't
Speaker 3: I get to hang out with this dude? Why aren't
Speaker 3: I getting booked here? And none of that fucking matters
Speaker 3: when I look at my life, Dude, I got a
Speaker 3: good life. I've done some shit. I continued to do
Speaker 3: some shit and post that weird shit. Yeah, man, I
Speaker 3: love it. I love it, And so what am I
Speaker 3: complaining about? And Nashville brought me back to Yeah, just
Speaker 3: have fun. You get one ride on this rock. I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna spend it worrying about how other people are
Speaker 3: living their lives. I'm gonna focus on what the fuck
Speaker 3: I do. And I like to have a good time.
Speaker 3: Du I like to wake up every day and be like, Yo,
Speaker 3: what how am I gonna? What am I gonna do today?
Speaker 3: That's gonna be fun. How am I gonna dominate this day?
Speaker 3: And it's changed back. I've been more creative this year
Speaker 3: here than in the last probably five years combined to l.
Speaker 1: Was there something about Nashville, something about the people, or
Speaker 1: maybe it was being around new scenery.
Speaker 3: That I wasn't surrounded by the business. It wasn't people
Speaker 3: talking about it all the time. I wasn't inundated with
Speaker 3: it. It's normal people. When I'm you know, when I talk
Speaker 3: to people during the day, they don't give a shit
Speaker 3: what I do or what We're just talking about normal things.
Speaker 3: It's not always talking about what did you hear about
Speaker 3: this person did this, or this person got this, or
Speaker 3: how you're gonna book this or I didn't book that.
Speaker 3: It's just living your life, you know, which is what
Speaker 3: I always saw my friends doing. I'm like, man, you
Speaker 3: guys look like you're having a good time out there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, And that's what it is. And plus Nashville
Speaker 3: has normal people, normal people. These are normal people. This
Speaker 3: depends on where you are.
Speaker 1: This is like the date rape crew, like that Ahi
Speaker 1: falls falls out the back door. I'm not with this crew, man,
Speaker 1: But yeah, man, so I've really I'm so grateful for
Speaker 1: what I've got back here. But I've got back here,
Speaker 1: and uh looking forward to taking that wherever they go.
Speaker 1: But but like meeting guys like you, man like and
Speaker 1: doing things like this is a very cool podcast. This
Speaker 1: is very relaxed.
Speaker 3: When I was here the last time, and you guys,
Speaker 3: I've never met you before, and you guys were I
Speaker 3: was making fun of you guys for how you read
Speaker 3: the and I was like, these are just two normal dudes.
Speaker 3: These are just too normal. I never met these dudes,
Speaker 3: and they're okay with me laying into them a little bit, like, Oh,
Speaker 3: this is normal people who aren't caught up too much.
Speaker 2: You feel like there's not a lot of that in La.
Speaker 3: Everyone's caught up in it. It's impossible. Not even if
Speaker 3: you think you're normal, you're caught up in it. That's it.
Speaker 3: Why didn't I get a spot at the comedy store.
Speaker 3: He's not funnier than me. Help come they got that slot?
Speaker 3: Who gives a fuck? Go do your job, Go do
Speaker 3: your job. You can't worry about any of this stuff.
Speaker 3: And so I had been doing that, and now look,
Speaker 3: I'm doing my last show, that big show that we
Speaker 3: do on December fifteenth. Here it's kind of bananas. But
Speaker 3: this December fifteenth? Yeah, but I are you sold out?
Speaker 3: I don't even know.
Speaker 1: I mean, you can use this, you can plug away, dude,
Speaker 1: just coming out on Wednesday?
Speaker 3: Bro, oh it is December fifteenth, is going to be
Speaker 3: You've been to one of those shows in Zanies? Yeah
Speaker 3: with oh jelly roll there. Yeah, you know that was
Speaker 3: the night you threw up?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Waffle shit to bed.
Speaker 1: I threw up, Yeah yeah, waffle shit the bed bed,
Speaker 1: my bulldog ship the bed. Are you sure it was
Speaker 1: the bulldog dog? I listen, they're pulling some joke beers
Speaker 1: when I was telling the story. They're like, that's sad
Speaker 1: that you blames it on Waffle. Yeah, but I had
Speaker 1: passed out right, and uh, it already sounds bad. It
Speaker 1: sounds like I shipped the bed. But I woke up
Speaker 1: in my pass out. No, but so I wake up
Speaker 1: and my my English bulldog, Waffle sitting at the end
Speaker 1: of the bed and I kind of like wake up
Speaker 1: and I see this stream going down from her buttthold
Speaker 1: it because bulldogs their buttoles are like exposed and there's
Speaker 1: like this trail going down from a butt. I like,
Speaker 1: look up and it was smeared down. I look on
Speaker 1: the bed ship, on the bed ship all over the floor.
Speaker 1: She had diarrhea all over the floor. It was and
Speaker 1: I had. This was one of the worst hangovers I've
Speaker 1: ever had my life. Was with that night with you
Speaker 1: guys in Jelly Roll. Yeah you put them back bro
Speaker 1: that after that little after hours when we were just
Speaker 1: chilling at zanies and Jelly Roll just comes up with
Speaker 1: like these double shots at tequila.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we're putting.
Speaker 3: The bad one is thinking that you're gonna hang with
Speaker 3: jelly when he drinks. That's a mistake number one. Like,
Speaker 3: and I hadn't drank in five years until I met
Speaker 3: that dude. I have not had a drink in five years.
Speaker 3: And you know how he is come on, hey, Josh,
Speaker 3: come on, Bubba, Yeah, come on. And I'm like, he
Speaker 3: looks like he's having a good time. But then you're like,
Speaker 3: you just do one and his one shot is like
Speaker 3: a cocktail. It's like a full glass of come on yeah,
Speaker 3: And you're like, oh, well he's calling me, Bubba, I
Speaker 3: guess I gotta do it, you know. But like and
Speaker 3: then that guy that show is crazy. This upcoming show
Speaker 3: I'm being crazy. I don't want to tell you. I
Speaker 3: can tell you, I don't want There's one something I
Speaker 3: can just tell you. There's a dude who's coming who
Speaker 3: won't let me advertise him or put him on the market.
Speaker 3: That's all he can take.
Speaker 1: Can you say it to us? Now, we'll just bleep
Speaker 1: it out. Uh, oh the boy, They'll bleep it out.
Speaker 1: You guys will bleep it out. Yeah, this is for
Speaker 1: the Boys podcast.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we're gonna write. He's one of the funniest
Speaker 3: people I know, and I know he's written a ton
Speaker 3: of funny songs just because he's a funny dude. So
Speaker 3: he gonna come down, plus some other you know, Phillip
Speaker 3: Sweet my buddy from Little Big Town will be down there,
Speaker 3: Brooke Eden, and plus Dusty Sleigh, John Christ Like. It
Speaker 3: is gonna be a banger and it's the last one.
Speaker 3: So we're gonna you know, I've been known every now
Speaker 3: and that to try to take my nuts out on
Speaker 3: stage and see if people see if people notice him.
Speaker 3: Do you have your hung brains? Before we used to
Speaker 3: play hang brains in college. You guys never hang brain,
Speaker 3: so we have no you never played hang brains. He
Speaker 3: said you guys hang brains before I'm thinking what was
Speaker 3: he talking about? So we you hang brains in college, man,
Speaker 3: we used to take our nuts back out and walk
Speaker 3: into a bar. This was definitely pre twenty twenty one,
Speaker 3: where you can probably go to jail for you know
Speaker 3: what I mean. One we're talking twenty twenty where what yo?
Speaker 3: So we take our nuts out and and the last
Speaker 3: person who got his nuts noticed got his drink spot
Speaker 3: for the whole night. And I will tell you some
Speaker 3: right now. You know who never noticed our nuts?
Speaker 2: Women?
Speaker 3: You know who always notice our nuts. There was always
Speaker 3: a guy who was like, hey, your nuts are out, bro,
Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, man, I know your nuts
Speaker 3: are out. Though, I'm like, yeah, what why are you looking?
Speaker 3: You know? Yeah? Why are you? Why are you? Went
Speaker 3: on the Chicks man? Yeah, But so hang brains. I've
Speaker 3: always wanted to hang brains on stage and just see
Speaker 3: how long it takes everyone to be like, it's nuts,
Speaker 3: nuts are out. So we might do that. I mean,
Speaker 3: what are they gonna do? Kick me out? I'm I'm moving. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: so you're you're moving. You're leaving asap, You're leaving soon.
Speaker 3: I'm leaving December seventeenth, so two days after the show. Yeah, yeah, listen.
Speaker 3: The only reason we're not leaving December sixteenth is because
Speaker 3: I'm assuming I'll be so fucked up on December fifteenth.
Speaker 3: After the show, We're gonna hang out in the bar.
Speaker 3: You should come, dude, o'h come, it's a Wednesday. It's
Speaker 3: a school.
Speaker 1: I feel like my reservation is coming from like feeling
Speaker 1: like we're building this raport in this little relationship we
Speaker 1: have going on right now, and you're leaving.
Speaker 2: You're leaving.
Speaker 3: I'll be back when. I'm gonna come back once a
Speaker 3: month to do the show, and I film things here
Speaker 3: all the time, like we've been. We've been filming like
Speaker 3: bananas here, so we'll be back. I filmed my special
Speaker 3: here like I filmed two specials over the past year
Speaker 3: in Nashville.
Speaker 2: Where'd you do it that?
Speaker 3: I did one at Zanies and I did one during COVID.
Speaker 3: I had to do it in a sound and a studio.
Speaker 3: Sound studio. This was so weird. Sound studio. Everyone in masks,
Speaker 3: everyone six feet apart, only twenty people. So I just
Speaker 3: saw their eyes doing this. It was weird. I couldn't
Speaker 3: tell if they were laughing. Or having convulsions, like it
Speaker 3: was so bananas I could hear anyone laugh. And I've
Speaker 3: watched the special and my agents like, why aren't you
Speaker 3: putting those clips out on YouTube? I'm like, it's telling
Speaker 3: jokes in silence. I mean, it's I'm into weird and
Speaker 3: I don't really but I can't even watch it. You know,
Speaker 3: It's it's a tough thing to ye. Silent jokes is
Speaker 3: like mm hmmm. Although I did eat shit for a
Speaker 3: good fifteen minutes the other night, I was trying these
Speaker 3: new jokes. I don't know what the equivalent in sports
Speaker 3: to eating shit is. I mean, I'm but it's like
Speaker 3: you are trying something that you think is going to
Speaker 3: be great, and it's not like you're Like, there was
Speaker 3: one joke I was ready to do and I was like,
Speaker 3: this joke's murder murder crickets. Huh crickets? What are you
Speaker 3: doing those modes? Immediately my buttthole wonders. I was like,
Speaker 3: oh no, I basically I you know, honestly what I do.
Speaker 3: I'm very present on stage. I asked him, I go,
Speaker 3: what didn't you like about that? Hey, we're gonna take
Speaker 3: a time. I'm just stopped the time and we're gonna
Speaker 3: stop this right now. What did you not like about
Speaker 3: that joke? I go, what didn't you like about that?
Speaker 3: And one guy goes everything and I was like, okay,
Speaker 3: well that. I was like, what this is such a
Speaker 3: I love fucking around on stage, dude. If you come
Speaker 3: to my live show, every show is different. We on Friday,
Speaker 3: we were in Huntsville and my buddy Philip from Little
Speaker 3: Big Town came down and he was playing with me
Speaker 3: on stage and I wrote six different versions to this
Speaker 3: one song, and I was like, well, we got a
Speaker 3: live audience here. I was like, I want you guys
Speaker 3: to be my focus group. I'm gonna play all six
Speaker 3: versions and you guys will tell me which one is
Speaker 3: the best. Like I like doing stuff like that, so
Speaker 3: I don't mind stopping the show and being like, why
Speaker 3: did you think that sucked?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh, they'll tell you too, when you ask them, they'll
Speaker 3: tell I did one story that I love. I go,
Speaker 3: who thought that was too long? I'm just curious, and
Speaker 3: like half the crowd was like, way too long? And
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm sorry. I asked that. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: tell it exactly the same next time. I thought you
Speaker 3: guys enjoyed it. But I yeah, man, I like doing
Speaker 3: all that. I like the fact that when you come
Speaker 3: see me, you know you're not gonna see that exact
Speaker 3: show ever. Again, that's my I get bored too easy, Dude.
Speaker 3: If I did the same hour every night, imagine in
Speaker 3: the same podcast every week. Yeah, I mean, it seems
Speaker 3: like it'd be boring. Yeah for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now some people, you're in front of a crowd, Like,
Speaker 1: we're not in front of a crowd, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Yeah, if I feel like, if if I
Speaker 1: was doing something like that, I wouldn't mind sticking to
Speaker 1: what I know.
Speaker 3: Oh hey, they laughed at that, all right, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Forty five minutes comes telling the same jokes ten years later. Man,
Speaker 1: it's on stage.
Speaker 3: Forty five minutes. Thirty five minutes, you're gonna see the
Speaker 3: same it's a twenty five I'm not doing a brand
Speaker 3: new hour, but it's at twenty five minutes. It's what
Speaker 3: keeps me engaged. It's what makes me have fun. And
Speaker 3: if I'm having fun, you're having fun. And if I'm bored,
Speaker 3: you're gonna be bored. That's just it, you know, So
Speaker 3: how do I keep it good for both of us,
Speaker 3: you know, bring people on stage with me. I brought
Speaker 3: this one woman on stage one one night, and her
Speaker 3: boyfriend broke up with her when she was on stage
Speaker 3: on the way onto the stage. So I do this
Speaker 3: bit where I play I Want It that Way by
Speaker 3: the Backstreet Boys, and then I'll bring three people on
Speaker 3: stage to do interpretive dance behind me while I do it.
Speaker 3: It's just weird and fun, and the best dancer wins
Speaker 3: their server one hundred bucks. I give the server right
Speaker 3: away one hundred dollars, and I'm like, great job, right.
Speaker 3: The guy goes, if you go up there, I'm breaking
Speaker 3: up with here. She came up on stage, dude dumped
Speaker 3: her from the crowd, dump her from the crowd. Then
Speaker 3: he get up and leave or yep, left her there?
Speaker 3: Would you tell her it's all good?
Speaker 2: Joe?
Speaker 3: I go, yeah, she was cute. So who wants to
Speaker 3: give this young lady ride home? And every dude who
Speaker 3: looked like that was like me, that's me. I would
Speaker 3: like to do that. Yeah. Is that a free Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll take that one. I've had yo, and weird things
Speaker 3: happened to my show a couple of weeks ago in Dallas.
Speaker 3: I had a dude show up and a kilt in
Speaker 3: the front row, and I was like, why are you
Speaker 3: wearing a kilt?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 3: And he goes, I wrestle in East Texas. I do
Speaker 3: like he had red hair and a red beard, and
Speaker 3: I go oh and he goes, you know, I do
Speaker 3: the whole irish thing like, well that's fun. I go,
Speaker 3: did you wrestle today? And he goes, nah, why are
Speaker 3: you wearing the kilt? And he started to shake his
Speaker 3: hips like this, what are you doing? He goes things
Speaker 3: get sticky in Dallas. I just like to keep him loose.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, what the fuck? And I
Speaker 3: go he does in the front row. I go, but
Speaker 3: are you wearing underwear? And he said, I'll tell you
Speaker 3: what I tell everybody else. You gotta lift it up
Speaker 3: to find out. And I said, I want to tell
Speaker 3: you something. You're challenging the wrong guy. I would, Are
Speaker 3: you telling me you're gonna let me lift up your kilt?
Speaker 3: And he said yeah. And I go and there's gonna
Speaker 3: might be human dick under there, and he said that's right,
Speaker 3: Like I'm in.
Speaker 1: So he leaned, hang on, hang on, there might be
Speaker 1: human dick in there. Yeah, I'm fucking in yeah, because
Speaker 1: that's gonna make it weird. I'm on board for making
Speaker 1: everyone uncomfortable that I like that, right.
Speaker 3: So he leans back and he spreads his legs wide
Speaker 3: and he goes just like this, he goes get in there,
Speaker 3: and I was like, well, that's aggressive, bro, but he
Speaker 3: into it. Yeah, he was trying to Yeah, man, let's go.
Speaker 3: He was trying to make me uncomfortable, which I can't have.
Speaker 3: So I tried to make him on him uncomfortable. When
Speaker 3: he set back and spread his legs, I dropped right
Speaker 3: to my knees. Then he then he leaned back and
Speaker 3: he goes, do you have to do that from your knees?
Speaker 3: And I was like yeah, So I reached down and
Speaker 3: I grabbed the kilt and on the outside, cool as cucumber.
Speaker 3: But you know, when you're so nervous, dude, it's like
Speaker 3: your it's like your butthole's gasping for breath. You know,
Speaker 3: when your butthole's like, get us, get us out of here,
Speaker 3: come on now, buttles, like come on, it's like it's
Speaker 3: eating your underwe yeah, pulling everything in and so so
Speaker 3: I lifted up. But I didn't know this about it
Speaker 3: killed two sides, that killed one side is just more killed.
Speaker 3: And I go, I was just killed, and he goes, yeah,
Speaker 3: I hide the treasure on the other side. I was like,
Speaker 3: this fucking shit. And then I d I lifted up
Speaker 3: the kilt. Human dick. Yeah, human dick. Human dick. And
Speaker 3: it was a red headed situation. I'd never seen one
Speaker 3: of those before. It was a lot brighter than I
Speaker 3: expected it to be. And this dude was all potatoes,
Speaker 3: no meat, you know what I mean, Like he his
Speaker 3: dick looked like it fell asleep on his nuts. Just
Speaker 3: his dick looked like I was blowing a bubble, you know,
Speaker 3: just decent confidence.
Speaker 1: Thought.
Speaker 3: Know when you have that, you're working with that, and
Speaker 3: it's like, hey, do what you gotta do. I love
Speaker 3: the confidence, and you know what it was. And some
Speaker 3: people were like that was terrible, right, I'm like, are
Speaker 3: you kidding? It was the opening of the show.
Speaker 2: Kidding.
Speaker 3: I hadn't told a joke that was great. Fifteen minutes
Speaker 3: in and I'm like, we've the room's blown up. We've
Speaker 3: seen human dick. I've never seen a redheaded situation and
Speaker 3: I've never seen I truly looked like his dick was
Speaker 3: blowing a bubble. I had never seen. I had never
Speaker 3: seen a situation like that. Like the nuts were tight
Speaker 3: and large, and the dick was just like it was
Speaker 3: like just it looked like it was just winking at you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: just like a tiny little like a belly button, like
Speaker 3: a double belly button, dude. But it was amazing.
Speaker 2: Yo, We're back to busting with the boys the old days.
Speaker 3: Man. But yeah, I I I like stuff like that.
Speaker 3: It's weird. It's weird. You like weird shit like weird? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't need to see Dick at every show. Just everybody,
Speaker 3: everybody who's listening, Well, guess I'll come to it show.
Speaker 3: I don't need to see that. That was a one
Speaker 3: time thing everyone, you know what I mean. I don't
Speaker 3: was it it? I mean yeah, right right right yeah.
Speaker 3: By the way, you get an invitation to a party
Speaker 3: in my house, must wear killed what? Oh?
Speaker 1: Bro?
Speaker 3: I like it, man, I like to keep things a
Speaker 3: little weird, you know. Yeah, So come to the show
Speaker 3: on the fifteenth.
Speaker 2: So how is your Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 2: If you like weird shit, how was Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving was good? You know my son you met my son? Yeah,
Speaker 3: he was here.
Speaker 2: He was there, my.
Speaker 3: Daughter was in town. You know, I had a little
Speaker 3: I've been having this entirely little health thing that I've
Speaker 3: been trying to figure out.
Speaker 1: I oh, yeah, talk about that. So he, Josh came
Speaker 1: in with these, you know, his style of sunglasses.
Speaker 2: I guess you.
Speaker 3: Tell me these glasses don't match. These They definitely matched.
Speaker 3: And you're a weird cat. So it all makes sense.
Speaker 3: It's all checks right, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: Okay, it was like a creature from Men and Black
Speaker 1: with those glasses on.
Speaker 3: But I maybe about ten days ago, twelve days ago,
Speaker 3: I started to feel a little thumping in my kidneys,
Speaker 3: my right kidney, and I was like, eh, but sometimes
Speaker 3: the road when I'm on the and I've been on
Speaker 3: the road a bunch, trying to work this new hour
Speaker 3: because I just did my hour, and so on the road,
Speaker 3: I just don't eat that healthy. And I felt some thumping,
Speaker 3: and I was like, maybe I'm dehydrated and drinking too
Speaker 3: much car but I just started I was sweating from everywhere,
Speaker 3: just for no reason. And I was like, that's not healthy,
Speaker 3: you know. And so I got back home and I
Speaker 3: had a bite to eat, and my eyes swelled up.
Speaker 3: My feet swelled up and I'll just get really just tired.
Speaker 3: My eyes also under here it felt like I had
Speaker 3: been burnt, Like it was to the touch like hurt.
Speaker 3: And so I was like, what is going on in
Speaker 3: big black? Not just normal? Almost like I looked like
Speaker 3: a WWE wrestler, like I had makeup on and swollen
Speaker 3: and I was like, this is bananas And it basically
Speaker 3: was with any kind of meat, salt, sugar. I basically
Speaker 3: was down to raw potato, vegetables. And uh, one of
Speaker 3: the doctors and your blood tests, WHI should come back tomorrow.
Speaker 3: But you know the worst thing you can do is Google.
Speaker 3: Oh my Google. They might as well just come up
Speaker 3: and say you're about to die. Yeah, but you don't
Speaker 3: have long, no everything. I'm not a dude who needed
Speaker 3: to lose weight, right, and I think I probably lost,
Speaker 3: depending on what time of the day, six to eight
Speaker 3: pounds over the week. Fuck man, But you, I mean,
Speaker 3: you've only known me since I've been here. I was
Speaker 3: a dude probably stopped pre like at quarantine, But up
Speaker 3: until quarantine, I was a dude who walked around one
Speaker 3: eighty nine to ten percent body fat all the time
Speaker 3: I've been When I was younger, not jacked like two hundred,
Speaker 3: but I've been jet like my dad's eighty five. Man,
Speaker 3: This dude shoots below his age and golf. He looks
Speaker 3: the same, like I got good jeans. This is the
Speaker 3: first time I've ever felt and looked like this before.
Speaker 3: So it's really bananas. But not being able to eat
Speaker 3: is especially high at Thanksgiving. That was a real bummer.
Speaker 3: Knows he has an issue, gets high and goes into Thanksgiving. Yeah, listen,
Speaker 3: I'm no quitter. I'm not gonna let a little kidney
Speaker 3: problem take away my good time. But but my, it's
Speaker 3: the same.
Speaker 2: Thing with the same stuff currently happening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's going down.
Speaker 2: So you already meat, salt, sugar right now, Like no, Dad.
Speaker 3: If you if I ate a piece of meat right now,
Speaker 3: it would just it's almost immediate. It's almost immediate, like
Speaker 3: I can feel it, like I can I'm aware of
Speaker 3: my kidney at all times. It's like a dull. And
Speaker 3: so the dude gets me my he'll get me my
Speaker 3: results tomorrow and we'll see. I mean, I've done too
Speaker 3: much googling on it, so there's a myriad of things
Speaker 3: that it could be.
Speaker 2: So you're nervous no, you know what?
Speaker 3: And I actually googled it just so I was like,
Speaker 3: it's almost just for information. But I don't get nervous
Speaker 3: because there's nothing I can do about it. Do you
Speaker 3: know what I mean? If I worry about it, I
Speaker 3: don't think it's gonna make it any better. I'm not
Speaker 3: a doctor, so I can't fix it. I can just
Speaker 3: wait until I get the results and go from there,
Speaker 3: but I'm not gonna spend I can either worry about
Speaker 3: it and not know until tomorrow, or not worry about
Speaker 3: it and not know it until tomorrow. And one sounds
Speaker 3: way better than the other. But I for sure I
Speaker 3: don't need to I don't need to get down to
Speaker 3: high school. Wait, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: What do you wait?
Speaker 3: Right now? I'm probably one fifty eight. What's the last
Speaker 3: time you were one fifty eight? I don't know, man,
Speaker 3: I would say eighth grade.
Speaker 2: No, I was one seventy five.
Speaker 1: You were one way no, no, no, no, I was I
Speaker 1: was one eighty As a freshman. I would say I
Speaker 1: was probably one sixty one sixty five as an eighth grader.
Speaker 1: So seventh eighth grade middle school was when I was
Speaker 1: one fifty five.
Speaker 3: That doesn't make me feel great. But yeah, I don't
Speaker 3: think i'll ever get back. I don't ever want to
Speaker 3: work out the way I used to work out, so
Speaker 3: I'll never get back to one eighty and doing that
Speaker 3: body weight shit. But I'd love to live around one seventy.
Speaker 3: And you know, yeah, like I look like a sick
Speaker 3: kid when I put a I put a when I
Speaker 3: put this hat on too big, like, and when I
Speaker 3: don't make it tight and it hangs down around my ears,
Speaker 3: it's like it's a tough look, you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 3: when I did it this morning as a joke and
Speaker 3: my wife got down on one NAMEE was like, come here,
Speaker 3: a little buddy, come on, let me give you a hug.
Speaker 3: And I was like, that's not funny. I like that,
Speaker 3: come on, little buddy up. Yeah dude, it's not great swaddles. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't like that. Hooters is your go to spot
Speaker 3: for killer wings and ice cold beer. By the way,
Speaker 3: you know what goes great with killer wings ice cold beer?
Speaker 3: What goes great with both of those things? Hooters. But
Speaker 3: football season needs all the big games on all the
Speaker 3: big screens, and it's the only place that has world
Speaker 3: famous Hooters girls. They love football just as much as you,
Speaker 3: and they're better looking than your friends, which is true.
Speaker 2: Do you know.
Speaker 3: My dad try He was like, you know what we
Speaker 3: should do. I've never been to Hooters, and I was like,
Speaker 3: come on, man. He tried to make it seem like
Speaker 3: I've heard of that place, but I've never been. And
Speaker 3: I was like his wife, my mom was there. I
Speaker 3: was like, we're kind to go with my come on dude,
Speaker 3: but we went. Uh. He was like, I like those wings.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's always the.
Speaker 1: Go to, like to act a little like ignorant about it, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I've seen it, seems fun.
Speaker 2: We can go there.
Speaker 3: You've heard. I've just seen that they have good wings.
Speaker 2: And when you're young, when you're a kid, that you're
Speaker 2: like so stoked to go.
Speaker 3: Come on when you're fourteen and you go to Hooters
Speaker 3: and you like, you don't go to the bathroom the
Speaker 3: whole time because you're scared to stand up. Hooters has
Speaker 3: game day specials to keep you hydrated and filled up
Speaker 3: on your Hooters favorites all season long. If you can't
Speaker 3: make it to Hooters for the game, you can still
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Speaker 3: order online. And let me tell you something right now,
Speaker 3: the in game in person Hooters experience is awesome. There's
Speaker 3: nothing like it. However, the delivery with the wings phenomenal.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie to you. I've had some Hooters
Speaker 3: at my house. I'm a big fan of those wings.
Speaker 3: But if you're using Ranch, you're doing it wrong.
Speaker 2: Blue cheese.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna end the ad. We'll get into some
Speaker 1: other stuff. But wait, that's fighty Yeah that's a hot take.
Speaker 3: Dude. Wait people, who's dipping Ranch?
Speaker 1: Me?
Speaker 2: Ranch? Bro?
Speaker 3: Who's the blue cheese? Thank you? Oh yeah? Are you
Speaker 3: psyched to when's when's the baby come out?
Speaker 2: March twenty seventh?
Speaker 3: Now have people given you advice and all that stuff?
Speaker 1: Maybe there's been a couple, but the majority of people
Speaker 1: do are like, Hey, you're gonna get a lot of
Speaker 1: unsolicited advice, and you know, no one really knows like it.
Speaker 2: You're gonna love it. You're gonna learn as you go.
Speaker 1: And obviously if you have questions, every friends always like,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm here to help if you ever have
Speaker 1: a question. But people are gonna try and tell you
Speaker 1: you stuff and like, no one's gonna fucking know.
Speaker 3: And baby books are the biggest piece of shit. They
Speaker 3: just make you feel bad because you're like, wait, a kid,
Speaker 3: my kids too, and he's not doing this yet, So
Speaker 3: you think your kid's dumb or some shit, ill.
Speaker 1: For sure, be like I'll be that guy for sure
Speaker 1: if they're not doing something by the h two and
Speaker 1: I think they should be somebody, you know.
Speaker 2: So like, hey, we got a problem.
Speaker 3: There was a there was we were in Jacob's preschool,
Speaker 3: my youngest son, and by the way, they hated me
Speaker 3: at that preschool. It was a you know, we're Jewish,
Speaker 3: but we're not. We're Jewish, but we used to call
Speaker 3: it was a temple, and so I used to call
Speaker 3: it the jew school and they were they hated it
Speaker 3: when I called it the jew school. And I was like, hey, everybody,
Speaker 3: we're having a good day at jew School. And anyone's like,
Speaker 3: don't call it the Jew school. I'm like, what this
Speaker 3: is where we are? You know? But there was a
Speaker 3: kid in Jacob's class who was around two and a
Speaker 3: half three and he just wasn't that verbal, but physically
Speaker 3: he was a dominant and that you know, people develop
Speaker 3: a different age. The mom was so harped on it.
Speaker 3: She was like, what do you think. I'm like, you know,
Speaker 3: if he's fourteen and doesn't speak the English, I would
Speaker 3: call somebody. Right, he's two and a half. He still
Speaker 3: sticks his finger in his asshole, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like he give him a fucking break, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean? Like, what are we talking about? Yeah, he's
Speaker 3: two and a half. I get so wrapped up. Yeah,
Speaker 3: don't get wrapped up in that stuff. And not only that,
Speaker 3: when people if you think to yourself, I'm not ready
Speaker 3: or I'm not sure if I'm ready, nobody's ever ready.
Speaker 3: Right when people ask me, do you think I'm ready
Speaker 3: to have a kid, it's like asking me and you
Speaker 3: think I'm ready to go to prison. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I've never been there before. You've never been there either,
Speaker 3: Like that's the same thing. It's an experience you can't
Speaker 3: describe to other people. So like, but I would get
Speaker 3: all the fun stuff you want to do out before March. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I feel like you know, I feel like I do.
Speaker 3: I'm more of a homebody, so it's not like.
Speaker 1: You know, everybody's always like, oh, well, you know, you're like,
Speaker 1: so I was gonna change a whole lot, and people
Speaker 1: talk about like stuff with busting or you get to do.
Speaker 3: All these things, and I don't know, man, I guess
Speaker 3: I'll guess I'll find out when that happens. You will.
Speaker 3: This is the craziest thing. If I told you three
Speaker 3: years ago there's gonna be a human being who probably
Speaker 3: is gonna shit on your fingers and pee in your mouth.
Speaker 3: That's not what I'm not stoked about. That's not gonna happen.
Speaker 3: But there's something cute about it.
Speaker 1: Like the first you're different though, Bro, you're the first
Speaker 1: thing I think we've identified you like some weird shit.
Speaker 3: The first time Jacob pete in my face. It was
Speaker 3: so funny because you take off as diaper and then
Speaker 3: the pe just comes straight at your face. I was
Speaker 3: just like, I'm so glad my mouth was closed, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean. I mean, I've paid for that before.
Speaker 3: But yeah, the thing, you know, the thing is, it's
Speaker 3: like the thing is that like you just you're You're like,
Speaker 3: that's so funny that that human just pete on my face.
Speaker 3: But it is. It's just something that you for whatever reason.
Speaker 3: Now it's cute. Yeah, yeah you're not really You're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm not sure I buy that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my buddy, uh, one of my boys sent me
Speaker 1: a photo and he had like shit on his arm.
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, you got this to look forward to, and.
Speaker 2: It's we'll find out. Man, I'm buckled in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what what can? What are you looking forward to
Speaker 3: the most? Do you know? M did you say if
Speaker 3: it was a boy or girl?
Speaker 2: Girl? Baby girl? Dude?
Speaker 3: What I'm looking forward to the most? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I you know, since obviously I'm not a father yet, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what there is to look forward to
Speaker 1: outside of the stuff that people already know about, like
Speaker 1: their first steps or when they get old enough to
Speaker 1: have start having a little bit of a personality, like
Speaker 1: in between one and two, all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: But I'm not sure those first couple of months. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie to you. That's what everybody said, boring.
Speaker 1: You're like keeping the kid alive. Yeah, people like it's
Speaker 1: the miracle of life. I'm like, well, the miracle of
Speaker 1: life is boring, and shit, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: This is all he's good, This is it is the
Speaker 3: whole game plan, right that first day you walk in
Speaker 3: and they recognize you and smile.
Speaker 2: Yeah. H Taylor says, I'm in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am one hundred percent in. Like, but I've
Speaker 3: been keeping them alive. Is that's basically what you're doing
Speaker 3: right for a little bit.
Speaker 1: Right, And a lot of people talk about the experience
Speaker 1: when you're first holding them. So I'm looking forward to that,
Speaker 1: but I'm trying not to hype it up too much
Speaker 1: because then, you know, then it gets that and I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: this is this it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Right?
Speaker 3: You know what was weird for me the first time?
Speaker 3: So I was getting Jacob out of his car seat
Speaker 3: and he had poop around his neck and under his ears,
Speaker 3: and I was like, this is when I was like,
Speaker 3: do I not know where your butthole is?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 3: How? How? Yeah? I broke him already. So I don't
Speaker 3: know if this didn't happen with my daughter, but from
Speaker 3: what I understand, it does happen with boys when they're
Speaker 3: sitting the poop is so explosive it goes up their back.
Speaker 3: So he shot up and I was like, oh no,
Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm doing. I called my mom.
Speaker 3: I'm like, he's shit on his neck. Yeah. She was like, Yeah,
Speaker 3: sometimes they're sitting there, it's coming out so hard in
Speaker 3: their butttholes. It shoots it straight up, shoots it straight up.
Speaker 3: By the way, I got to tell you something I've
Speaker 3: always wanted to ship up. I'm like, that is a
Speaker 3: great skill to have, Like you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: And here this dude's nailing it two months in, nailing
Speaker 3: it two months in. Man. But I will say this
Speaker 3: is my best piece of advice for you. Don't sweat
Speaker 3: the small shit. Don't sweat the small shit, especially when
Speaker 3: they get older. You can't correct them every time they
Speaker 3: do something wrong, because that's all they do is something wrong.
Speaker 3: Pick your battles. You don't want to be the person
Speaker 3: who's always saying that they're doing something wrong. Don't do that, man,
Speaker 3: enjoy it. Pick your battles, what you want to fight for.
Speaker 3: And then remember that they they watch you. They're not
Speaker 3: listening your dad. Ever give you those long speeches where
Speaker 3: they're sitting and lecturing you. Yeah, do you remember one
Speaker 3: of them? No, not really, but do you remember watching
Speaker 3: him do things? Do you remember seeing him? That's the thing.
Speaker 3: There's sponges, So don't think they're picking up what you
Speaker 3: say to them when you're teaching them lessons. They're watching it.
Speaker 3: So if you're an asshole to your wife and they're
Speaker 3: watching it, that's what they're picking up, not you saying
Speaker 3: you gotta be respectful because they're like I just watched that.
Speaker 3: Remember that, they're watching all the time, even at a
Speaker 3: very young age. Besides that, good luck, I appreciate that. Man,
Speaker 3: Good luck, and don't give up on the edibles. You're
Speaker 3: gonna need him. Yeah, people like you gotta stop doing drugs.
Speaker 3: No anymore? No, yeah, need more now more than ever
Speaker 3: you that's a bad game plan on your Yeah, well
Speaker 3: I appreciate that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am excited.
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna it's it's gonna be dope, and
Speaker 1: it's you know, having a baby girl be will be interesting.
Speaker 3: Do you know, do you how many do you want
Speaker 3: to have? Do you know?
Speaker 2: We want to have three?
Speaker 3: Three?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You want to be out numbered? Yeah, I didn't think
Speaker 3: of it like that, but yeah, essentially brother, you brother
Speaker 3: and sisters two brothers older, younger, both younger. So you
Speaker 3: were the asshole. I'm the big dog. You did the
Speaker 3: ship to them. What's the worst thing? But what's the worst.
Speaker 3: The middle one was the asshole. What's the worst thing
Speaker 3: you did? Yeah, but I'm the youngest of four boys. Yo.
Speaker 3: They just me tell you something. They used to put
Speaker 3: me in those fold up couches and put me back
Speaker 3: in and put it back. Oh yeah, I learned how
Speaker 3: to breathe like a prisoner, real like, real young Like.
Speaker 3: You could put me in a trunk right now, I'd
Speaker 3: be comfortable. My oldest brother, he liked, he was the worst.
Speaker 3: He He used to like to scare me, right because
Speaker 3: I jazz handed when I scare, and I make this
Speaker 3: noise a right, and that's their fault because they pete
Speaker 3: gave me so. But he after a while that noise
Speaker 3: wasn't enough, so he would punch me in the chest
Speaker 3: after it scared me. So it sounded like this, and
Speaker 3: he loved that. He was like, you sound like a donkey.
Speaker 3: Oh so I know you did some ship to your
Speaker 3: younger brother.
Speaker 1: Probably the worst thing I did, maybe it's not the worst,
Speaker 1: but the worst thing I can think of right now
Speaker 1: is it was fourth of July and I was kind
Speaker 1: of riffing off the You know how you hold your
Speaker 1: ear up to a sell seashell and you can hear
Speaker 1: the ocean.
Speaker 3: I was telling Cody, we had this, Uh, what were they?
Speaker 3: What are they called? The little the kids basketball goals?
Speaker 2: What brand are those? It's called No, not the little tyke.
Speaker 1: It was like a little tyke where we had the yellow,
Speaker 1: the white backboard, the red rim, the yellow like shaft.
Speaker 1: And so I had the yellow two shafts. I like
Speaker 1: the shaft, the yellow shaft, I mean by itself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you took the goal apart needs to be described
Speaker 3: with shaft.
Speaker 1: I know, I don't know why that's my word today.
Speaker 1: Shaft is the word today. But I I, uh, I
Speaker 1: take that apart and I just have the the the
Speaker 1: yellow shaft. I just have the shaft now, telling them, hey,
Speaker 1: you put your ear up to this, you can hear.
Speaker 1: I forget what I told him. I'm like, oh you
Speaker 1: can hear stuff. And I had lit like an ninety
Speaker 1: like fireworks. He put his ears up to that and
Speaker 1: I closed it in and it went off, and you know,
Speaker 1: he cries and runs inside and get my ass.
Speaker 2: Whoop, dude.
Speaker 3: But I love how you're like, I don't know if
Speaker 3: this is bad. This might be I don't know anymore. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Some stuff could have been worse.
Speaker 1: Like Wyatt, the youngest white, was six years younger than us,
Speaker 1: and Cody and I were like eighteen months apart, so
Speaker 1: we're like a year apart, and he was so six.
Speaker 3: It's too young for you to beat up too much.
Speaker 3: Well maybe not.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm done off right now because I hear these
Speaker 1: motherfuckers laughing talking about, oh, eighteen months, it's like a year.
Speaker 2: Grades.
Speaker 3: We were a year apart in grades. Anything much is
Speaker 3: like a year.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's appreciate that, but I need that. I
Speaker 2: need that win.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but uh, Wyatt would come in with like a
Speaker 1: Sydney cup and stuff, and Cody and I would just
Speaker 1: essentially bully him out all the time. He blames us
Speaker 1: for the reason he quit skateboarding because he wanted to
Speaker 1: like skateboard, and we like made fun of him for
Speaker 1: being a skateboarder.
Speaker 3: And reading and reading, Bro, I know, brutal. Wait wait
Speaker 3: a second, you you tease them out of reading?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're like, you know why you're reading, nerds, man?
Speaker 1: I know, I'm me telling the story. I feel so bad, bro,
Speaker 1: because we literally did that.
Speaker 3: What's his name, Wyatt? Why? It's like I never learned
Speaker 3: to read because of you guys. I'm telling you ma why.
Speaker 3: It brings it up all the time.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Will, Will and Cody bullied me out of
Speaker 1: reading and skateboarding.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one probably worse.
Speaker 1: Than the other, Yeah, for sure. And me saying it
Speaker 1: out loud right now, I'm like, man, I was an asshole.
Speaker 1: Like that's such an asshole move. That's a terrible older
Speaker 1: brother move. Man brother stuff. Man, you know my older brother.
Speaker 1: Because I can't read, I'm just yeah, yeah, you're like
Speaker 1: you were you reading?
Speaker 3: Nerd?
Speaker 2: Push him down?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Did you ever do the ABC's? Were like, do
Speaker 3: the abc No?
Speaker 6: No, no, no, you know the ABC's.
Speaker 3: Man, did you ever do the ABC's, Like or you
Speaker 3: would hit so you would sit on his chest and
Speaker 3: just pin his arms down and you would punch.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you would punch him in the chest and
Speaker 1: so right in the stern them.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So my brother would do ABC's of fruit and I'm like,
Speaker 3: there's no fruit that starts with see. He was like,
Speaker 3: I guess you're fucked. I'm like, oh, I guess that's
Speaker 3: not how this is supposed to work. But he would
Speaker 3: do ABC's and animals and if you and if you
Speaker 3: pause for too long, he'd start over this dude. He
Speaker 3: was relentless. But I saw one night I had a
Speaker 3: friend over. This friend. My buddy's name is Gary Miles,
Speaker 3: and Gary is my buddy man, but not the biggest dude.
Speaker 3: And so my oldest brother was babysitting, and I guess
Speaker 3: he was probably fifteen, and my brother above me was
Speaker 3: probably twelve. Gary and I are rubbly ten. And so
Speaker 3: my oldest brother, you may just babysitting. He was torturing
Speaker 3: the brother about me, just hitting out man, just just
Speaker 3: completely fucking with them. And so my brother snapped and
Speaker 3: he runs in the kitchen. He brings back a knife,
Speaker 3: Jesus man, big old knife, and he goes, you do
Speaker 3: you touched me? Fucking touch me again, I'll stab you.
Speaker 3: Touch me again, I'll stab you. And I'm sitting there
Speaker 3: like this, Gary sitting there like this, and my oldest
Speaker 3: brother grabbed Gary and put him right in front of him.
Speaker 3: He goes, fucking stab me. I don't care, go ahead,
Speaker 3: stab me. And Gary's like, what, don't stab me? Don't
Speaker 3: stab me? And he was like, I dare you to
Speaker 3: stab I dare you to stab Gary? And my brother's like, oh,
Speaker 3: fucking stableman, I'm like, what is going on? Everyone's just yelling.
Speaker 3: You know. Gary Miles never came back to my house.
Speaker 3: He was like, at come out on your house. It
Speaker 3: was three older brothers. It got you know, three boys
Speaker 3: in the house. Oh yeah, bananas, Yes there. Shit happens
Speaker 3: like that where you look back and you're like, what
Speaker 3: were we dude? Exactly, And we were like a wrestling
Speaker 3: family all the sports. Cody was a wrestler, so we're like,
Speaker 3: it's funny.
Speaker 1: We would like make brackets and we would have wrestling
Speaker 1: tournaments and Cody and I would be on one side
Speaker 1: of the bracket and Wyatt essentially had to be the
Speaker 1: opponent for us all the way until Coddy and I
Speaker 1: got to the championship.
Speaker 3: So we would just fucked.
Speaker 1: It would just be tossing Wie, like sixty four man bracket, that's.
Speaker 3: Oh bro, I'm like twelve, so white it's six. Oh
Speaker 3: my god. We used to play a game in our
Speaker 3: basement in the basement's concrete obviously called slow mo football,
Speaker 3: where you moved and never happens that way. Well, my
Speaker 3: brother always went fast mo when he wanted to get
Speaker 3: you to the ground, like if you were like trying
Speaker 3: to struggle and he just go and you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's fat. Looking back at it makes me laugh that
Speaker 3: we were screaming, that's fast, mo, that's fast. We would
Speaker 3: also turn out the lights in the and he grabbed
Speaker 3: two darts and we you'd go, ready, go, and you
Speaker 3: could just hear and it was with land in something.
Speaker 3: He'd be like, I heard that one that was so
Speaker 3: close to me. Somebody got hit one time, my brother
Speaker 3: got hit. Oh my oldest brother, which was a bad
Speaker 3: Oh you heard him. You heard a thunk and nothing.
Speaker 3: You just heard turn on the fucking light. And we
Speaker 3: were all like, oh no, we turned on the light
Speaker 3: and there's big bro dart to the chest. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: now here's the good news. Just in case somebody got hit.
Speaker 3: Everybody had different colored darts, so he knew who hit him.
Speaker 3: And I was just like, oh, I'm so glad that's
Speaker 3: not my color. I was like, this is this is
Speaker 3: a win for me because my oldest brother get hits
Speaker 3: with a dart and then I get to see one
Speaker 3: of my other older brothers get the ship beat.
Speaker 1: Out of him because he just hit one with a dart.
Speaker 1: It was it was a definitely, it's like the worst
Speaker 1: the older brother. He wants to play the game, but
Speaker 1: he's gonna beat your ass if he gets cut.
Speaker 3: Like, you know, nobody wanted to hit yea brother, but
Speaker 3: he wanted to play because he he threw it the hardest.
Speaker 3: When he threw it, you could hear it. Broyeh it
Speaker 3: was and my my dad had put up wood in
Speaker 3: the basement, so there was wood on the walls. You
Speaker 3: could just hear that. Yeah, dude, he would stand up
Speaker 3: because I was probably eight at the time when we
Speaker 3: were playing this, so he was fourteen. Nobody else had
Speaker 3: gone through puberty yet, so he was humming missiles and
Speaker 3: you could just hear him. We all thought I was
Speaker 3: always hide mine on the couch like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: like I'm too young. I'm like, this is gonna go
Speaker 3: through me. Yeah. Yeah, they're gonna they're gonna throw it.
Speaker 3: It's gonna go through my body.
Speaker 2: Like just wondering, why.
Speaker 3: Do I have to play this game? Yeah, well there's
Speaker 3: a bunch of games. I was like, why do I
Speaker 3: have to play? And they were like, come on, you're plane.
Speaker 3: I'm like, this sounds real bad for me. Yeah, this
Speaker 3: sounds real.
Speaker 1: Bad for me, dude. A fourth of July. We would
Speaker 1: have like we would we would just pour gas out
Speaker 1: lighting on fire and then you just throw you would
Speaker 1: undo all the sparklers, wait bottle where though, pour the
Speaker 1: gas where like out in like the gravel, like out
Speaker 1: in like a gravel street or something like that, like
Speaker 1: the driveway out behind that, you know, the alley's full
Speaker 1: of gravel. We'd pour gasoline all over. We'd take apart
Speaker 1: all the sparklers and like roaming candles and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: and you would just throw all the fireworks in there
Speaker 1: and you'd run and like have a shield and stuff
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, essentially, yeah, we did that. That's what trash candleids
Speaker 3: we used were fun during snowball fights because you live
Speaker 3: you grew up in Nebraska, grew.
Speaker 1: Up in Missouri, but I went to nebrask too, So
Speaker 1: yeah we had so yes, yeah, snowball fights for me.
Speaker 3: And did you ever hide and throw the cars? Oh yeah?
Speaker 3: Did you have a car car chase? You No? Never
Speaker 3: had that? You Oh yeah, dude, when that car puts
Speaker 3: the break light on and you're twelve, you're like, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, you were a little too old probably to be. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 3: snowstorm last year all of you. There's a lot of us.
Speaker 3: Where'd you grow here? They were throwing eggs though not snowballs.
Speaker 3: Well we did that too. This isn't about me. This
Speaker 3: is about that you were throwing eggs though. Bro Hey,
Speaker 3: if an egg hits my car, I think I'm madder.
Speaker 3: Then if snow hits my car.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, snow, it's snow.
Speaker 3: I've been hit with an egg. I cant hit with
Speaker 3: an egg and an out there show people were throwing
Speaker 3: eggs at the performers. No like and again eggs, I'm
Speaker 3: not if it if it had happened a bunch, I'd
Speaker 3: have been mad. But the fact that I have a
Speaker 3: story that I can hit with an egg stage, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't care. Like anything that happens one time, like
Speaker 3: the kilt, that's cool once you know. I've had people
Speaker 3: throw up at my shows and try to stay at
Speaker 3: my shows, So throw up in a in margarita glasses.
Speaker 2: This is yo.
Speaker 3: I a swoman in the front row. I've had this
Speaker 3: dude fingerbanging his girl in the front row like this
Speaker 3: will okay?
Speaker 1: He yeah, yeah, what kind of show is he running?
Speaker 1: So people know that weird is okay. But this was
Speaker 1: pre the talk of weird. I was in Cleveland and
Speaker 1: this guy was from IF the stages back where those
Speaker 1: dudes are the back of the bus. His table's here,
Speaker 1: there's one table in front of him. It's spaced out
Speaker 1: a little bit, and he and his girl are sitting
Speaker 1: here round table, other couple behind.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry about that. And so he's not hiding the
Speaker 3: diddle like it's not like. He looked like a DJ
Speaker 3: scratching a record. Like that's how far away he was.
Speaker 3: And I was just like, and he was staring at
Speaker 3: me when he was doing it, which is some prison shit.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't need you staring at me while
Speaker 3: you laughing at your jokes too. He was not, which
Speaker 3: is why he ended up getting kicked out. I told him,
Speaker 3: I god, I said, I don't care if you finger
Speaker 3: your girlfriend, but you got to enjoy the show. H No,
Speaker 3: he did. He got kicked out because he ended up
Speaker 3: talking at the table. And I told him on the
Speaker 3: way out, I go, listen, man, I didn't bother you
Speaker 3: when you were fingering your girlfriend, but you can't talk
Speaker 3: at the table because that's too far. And everyone was like,
Speaker 3: and when he got that line, well, because the finger
Speaker 3: in the your girlfriend of the show is a victimless crime.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean? You're not bothering anybody? Well,
Speaker 3: you were bothering the other people at the table. The
Speaker 3: woman the other the woman who sat at the table
Speaker 3: was like, this was the grossest thing I've ever sat
Speaker 3: next to the guy who was sitting next to her. Girls,
Speaker 3: I can't believe I didn't have to pay more for
Speaker 3: this ticket. But but uh yeah, that I like. I
Speaker 3: don't want people doing it every show. I don't want
Speaker 3: to dick at every show. I like something a little different.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm on board for it. Okay, what are you
Speaker 3: bringing on December fifteenth?
Speaker 1: I don't know, man. It says like I gotta come Corregg.
Speaker 1: Just be surrounded. What's everybody anning up in here?
Speaker 2: Guys?
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Speaker 3: Were you in Nebraska when Cable Guy did that giant
Speaker 3: show at the stadium on July fourth? It was July fourth.
Speaker 1: I was probably there, but I never saw I haven't
Speaker 1: gotten this guten to see what's his What's Larry's actual name?
Speaker 3: Dan? Dan?
Speaker 1: I haven't gotten to see Dan live. You haven't, No, man,
Speaker 1: I've messaged with him trying to get him on.
Speaker 2: The pod.
Speaker 1: If he's talking about coming on, if he comes to Nashville.
Speaker 1: He's a really good dude. Yeah, I would love to
Speaker 1: have Mone. He's a huge Husker fan. The biggest oh yeah,
Speaker 1: our player are like player entertainment room was it was
Speaker 1: by him.
Speaker 2: Poning up some cash for the boys.
Speaker 3: His box is like crazy, I've been to see I'd
Speaker 3: never been to a game. I think I told you
Speaker 3: this with the balloons. I was not expecting that. And
Speaker 3: because you went.
Speaker 7: And saw Sue or you saw Sue being at the game,
Speaker 7: that was that down on the sideline And I told
Speaker 7: you watching that due around was like I'd never seen
Speaker 7: a human pick up other humans. Yeah, with one hand,
Speaker 7: like got double team and he would just kind of
Speaker 7: pick everybody.
Speaker 2: Up road Sue. Sue.
Speaker 1: One time we were at a Saturday scrimmage. We had
Speaker 1: this offensive guard, Ricky Henry, badass dude, Like you didn't
Speaker 1: you didn't really mess with Ricky. He was a wrestler
Speaker 1: in high school, like just an old fashioned, like you know,
Speaker 1: country strong type of dude. And he must have held
Speaker 1: Sue or something. But we're running on a Saturday scrimmage
Speaker 1: and our coaches, we're talking Coach Polini his staff and
Speaker 1: they're real like, you know, holding up rules and holding
Speaker 1: everybody accountable and you know, yelling and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: Sue man Ricky held Sue or something, and Sue hits
Speaker 1: this man in the back of the head. As he
Speaker 1: turns around and starts going back to the huddle. Fop
Speaker 1: drops him right there. Memorial on a Saturday, and everyone
Speaker 1: stops and it's quiet. Ricky's like down, knocked out, and uh,
Speaker 1: they move the ball up, you know, hey, move it
Speaker 1: up ten yards to go onto the next play. Ricky
Speaker 1: ends up getting up. Nobody says a word to Sue. Bro,
Speaker 1: what are you gonna say to him?
Speaker 3: What what's it like to me?
Speaker 1: I know, well, bro, this dude was faced down like
Speaker 1: a like a family guy moment or something where he's
Speaker 1: just laying on a stomach, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: smokes him in the back of the head.
Speaker 3: What what is it like to play? Because I like,
Speaker 3: I remember watching Dion Sanders and guys like that where
Speaker 3: you're like, so you're with the best athletes and you're
Speaker 3: also clearly the best athlete amongst does is that something
Speaker 3: that you all are aware of, You're like, that dude's
Speaker 3: just another level even oh yeah, yeah, like even in
Speaker 3: the pros right where you're like, we're the best of
Speaker 3: the best, we are the one percent of the one percent,
Speaker 3: and that dude is still like is Derrick Henry seems
Speaker 3: like that type of dude? Also?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean in person, that dude is a monster.
Speaker 1: I mean, like some people look bigger on TV than
Speaker 1: they do in person. Derek is like, Oh, that's an
Speaker 1: NFL player. I remember the first time I saw Calvin Johnson,
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, that's a that's an NFL player
Speaker 1: Megatron for Yeah, the first Cam Newton pre game when
Speaker 1: we were in Carolina he was out warming up, It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's a fucking NFL player.
Speaker 3: I felt that way honestly, standing next to ground Early.
Speaker 2: He's a big dude, but he.
Speaker 3: I was looking at him, I'm like, this looks like
Speaker 3: this dude looks like he'd be about this big without
Speaker 3: the weights, right, Like one of those dudes was just massive. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he was that. We were doing a Playboy golf tournament.
Speaker 3: How was that weird? This was this was there was
Speaker 3: a no cell phone rule, so you weren't allowed to
Speaker 3: bring your cell phone.
Speaker 2: On the course.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was. It was an interesting eighteen I'll tell
Speaker 3: you that. But it was.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: There was one. There was this one woman. She would
Speaker 3: put a tea in her butthole and let you hit
Speaker 3: off of her butthole. Hit the you know, tee off
Speaker 3: off the butthole. And by the way, I've done that before.
Speaker 3: It's nerve wracking. You've been the one laying down yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: absolute the tea in the asshole.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah. With one of those long drive guys. Yeah. At
Speaker 3: the Ortiz golf tournament. This dude, it hit a ball
Speaker 3: three hundred and eighty yards out of my asshole. It's
Speaker 3: kind of crazy. He's just laying down there laughing like that.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 3: It made me laugh. He was like, you turn over.
Speaker 3: I mean, like, we're not doing out of the dick,
Speaker 3: but we'll do it out of the asshole. Yeah. And
Speaker 3: by the way, not in the butthole. Just clinched in there,
Speaker 3: like I'm not putting the golf tea in my butthole.
Speaker 3: You gotta put it in that again, any we got
Speaker 3: to put it in there a little bit. You know
Speaker 3: what I mean. I mean, just you know, to rest
Speaker 3: it right, you got you're clinching it too. Between my
Speaker 3: cheeks is not in the hole. It's between the cheeks. Okay,
Speaker 3: so it's not breaking seal. It's not breaking the seal. No, okay,
Speaker 3: that's all the picture. No, yeah, that tea in a
Speaker 3: little further No, I'm good. Yeah, but what's his name, Trevor, Trevor,
Speaker 3: I'm forgetting your last name? Khan con something long drive. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there might be a video of him hitting a ball.
Speaker 3: Nice and so this dude, this dude will outdrive you
Speaker 3: with his putter, by the way, which is really humiliating.
Speaker 3: He'll put it to eighty three to eighty three down
Speaker 3: the middle of the fairway with a putter. It's crazy.
Speaker 3: But my guys are good. This uh, this playboy bunny
Speaker 3: who liked to let people do that. Some dude missed
Speaker 3: and just hit her left cheek with a driver oh hard,
Speaker 3: because you know, he wanted to show off in front
Speaker 3: of her, and just the noise it made and then
Speaker 3: the ball just rolled off. But she she made this nice.
Speaker 3: Her didn't even affect her like that.
Speaker 2: She just took it.
Speaker 3: She ate it. Her ass cheek by the end, because
Speaker 3: I was like, I gotta go back and see her
Speaker 3: ass cheek by the end. Dude was Oh, it was
Speaker 3: so blue and swollen, and she was trying to laugh
Speaker 3: it off. Yeah, I know, it's good. It's happened before.
Speaker 3: I'm like, nah, yeah, truly not that bad here he is.
Speaker 3: He also can swing a stick, dude. Yeah, it's from
Speaker 3: the orties. It would have been at the Ortiz Golf Classic.
Speaker 3: He and I have done a bunch of times together,
Speaker 3: but we met at the Larry the Cable Guy one too.
Speaker 3: But he's this dude, legit, real deal, legit can just
Speaker 3: rush them and it's embarrassing to be out driven with
Speaker 3: a putter, you know what I mean. Yeah, But if
Speaker 3: that's what he's built for, you know, Nay, he's the best. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's true. I'm golf is not my I think it's
Speaker 3: six holes too long. I would agree with that. I
Speaker 3: would agree with you there. If it was twelve holes,
Speaker 3: I'd be out there. But who what five hours? Fuck
Speaker 3: you right? Five hours? Yeah, this is what he did,
Speaker 3: but it wasn't me. But look at that swing. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 3: that he get. He lifts up a lot of torq
Speaker 3: a lot of club Yeah, just start talking a lot
Speaker 3: of shafts and yeah, a lot of shit. This, dude's
Speaker 3: all shaft is what I understand.
Speaker 1: But I agree with you because I'm like, I want
Speaker 1: to play us scramble. I don't want to hit my
Speaker 1: own ball the whole time, Like I'm.
Speaker 3: Not that good and it's not that fun to do
Speaker 3: five hours of that.
Speaker 2: Right, I'll drive over here and hit my ball.
Speaker 1: I'll wait on you to hate your ball like I'm
Speaker 1: trying to be in the same cart. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get some some beer, goings, a cigar, some music. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not taking so seriously, dude.
Speaker 3: I play preferred lie, which means if I don't prefer
Speaker 3: for my ball to lie there, I pick it up
Speaker 3: and I put it somewhere else. Yes, a lot of
Speaker 3: times I play preferred lie and I'm like, I don't
Speaker 3: prefer it here, I'm gonna put it on the ring.
Speaker 3: This is where I prefer. My dad hates it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I just want to hit it from here.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like, that's not the rules. I'm like in
Speaker 3: this card, it is right. That's why people have always
Speaker 3: when they asked me you live in Tennessee, I'm like, yeah, like,
Speaker 3: is weed legal there? I'm like, at my house.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 3: At my house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my house.
Speaker 3: It's real legal. It's always been legal. Also, I've said
Speaker 3: since I've been here, getting arrested for weed and Tennessee
Speaker 3: would be the best thing that ever happened in my career.
Speaker 3: Come get me every time I smoke weed live online,
Speaker 3: I'm like, come get me, everybody you know where I live.
Speaker 3: Why would that? Why would that be the best thing
Speaker 3: that happened in your career. It's good price, it'd be funny.
Speaker 3: I'd make good jokes out of it. I can get
Speaker 3: a lot of stories from jail. Oh shit. By the way,
Speaker 3: my you know, my son and I started a podcast together,
Speaker 3: Oh really called hey man because I say that a lot,
Speaker 3: and I said hey man, and he when we call
Speaker 3: each other we go hey many man and so. But
Speaker 3: he told me the story in this lot. I'm dropping
Speaker 3: it all. We have eight episodes. He went to that
Speaker 3: fucking astro World concert. Oh shit, the woman where people
Speaker 3: are dying.
Speaker 8: Ooh, told me the whole story if his girlfriend at
Speaker 8: the time, they said, because they were up against the barricade,
Speaker 8: they got there early to get up against the barricade.
Speaker 3: That was the good spot. And she had bruises around
Speaker 3: her body from just being smushed. Yo, Jacob told me
Speaker 3: this story about this girl, and so everyone smushed like this.
Speaker 3: He's six', Three, yeah he's not. Tiny he was lifted
Speaker 3: off the ground with his feet just like, this being moved.
Speaker 3: Around he, said you, know he was looking around trying
Speaker 3: to find and his girlfriend was push up against the.
Speaker 3: Barricade and he looked at one point to his left
Speaker 3: and saw this girl who had When travis came on,
Speaker 3: stage had thrown her hands up in the air to. Cheer,
Speaker 3: well she gets, smushed so now her hands are stuck like,
Speaker 3: this and so and she's Being jacob, said it's like a.
Speaker 3: Boat it was like watching A boe constrictor because every
Speaker 3: time she let out a, breath the crowd just. Closed.
Speaker 3: Right that's why people pass, out because you can't breathe in.
Speaker 3: Anymore and he said he just slowly saw her starting
Speaker 3: to just, fall just go, under and he was, like
Speaker 3: the problem is if you went, down you were, down
Speaker 3: like if you went down to get, somebody there was
Speaker 3: no you weren't getting up because they were closing the.
Speaker 3: Gap and he, said what the? Fuck two guys just
Speaker 3: reached down and lifted her back. Up but he said
Speaker 3: there were times where like you were being moved and
Speaker 3: you could see people underneath you and you couldn't help.
Speaker 3: Them fucking. Crazy but the story he tells on the
Speaker 3: podcast is like what made him want to? Go he
Speaker 3: Loves Travis.
Speaker 1: Scott, yeah but isn't that what He isn't that like
Speaker 1: not like that and for real because some people say
Speaker 1: he like uh that Stuff like he's, like we wanted
Speaker 1: to be, crazy.
Speaker 3: We Want, yeah he wants that. Energy, right that was
Speaker 3: what bringing those the younger, crowd and that was what
Speaker 3: he was known. For and and he'd been arrested on
Speaker 3: stage before In, vegas right or something like, that where
Speaker 3: he told people to break down the. Barricade he got
Speaker 3: arrested for an inciting or. Riote but that's good for
Speaker 3: His who AM i that's good for His but there's
Speaker 3: only one way for that to end when you just.
Speaker 1: And.
Speaker 3: So but he loved the music love was he thinking
Speaker 3: about that, though going into the concert like he was
Speaker 3: gonna be? Wild well this is what so Trub, scott
Speaker 3: they rush and his girlfriend said right to, him we
Speaker 3: got to go right, Now and he was like you're,
Speaker 3: right and so they had they needed she need a
Speaker 3: security guard to reach in and pull her over because
Speaker 3: she was, smushed and the same with. Him but and
Speaker 3: he said that they just. Help they were helping pull
Speaker 3: people out and some. PEOPLE i was, like why couldn't
Speaker 3: they just get over the fence and he was, Like,
Speaker 3: dad you're smushed from all. Sides you're completely there's no
Speaker 3: lifting yourself up over the. Fence there's too. Much there's
Speaker 3: thousands of people of body pressure on. YOU i can't
Speaker 3: even imagine. THAT i can't even fucking. Imagine but you're like.
Speaker 3: Helpless he was like they both had like legit nightmares
Speaker 3: for he had he was, Like i've been waking up
Speaker 3: seeing faces for a. Week, wow, Bananas.
Speaker 1: Because you like to think like you would just start
Speaker 1: bodying people, around but it's just too many, Items like
Speaker 1: there's just it's just nothing you can. Do imagine being
Speaker 1: on the, ground like on your, back like, Yeah i'm
Speaker 1: about to. Go that's the crazy. Thing, Helpless even, like,
Speaker 1: dude you're a grown. Man i'm sure you've never walked
Speaker 1: into a crowd and been Like I'm i'm gonna be.
Speaker 3: Okay but you would be picked up and. Moved if
Speaker 3: your feet got off the, ground that was.
Speaker 4: It But, Ben but but to hear, yeh, dude to
Speaker 4: hear him talk about it was LIKE i couldn't believe.
Speaker 3: He texted me the next. MORNING i went to sleep
Speaker 3: before it. All i'm so GLAD i didn't hear about
Speaker 3: it that, night because they get a text the next
Speaker 3: morning would have just been, Like, yo he saw somebody
Speaker 3: get shot In. Cleveland he came to visit me at the. Show,
Speaker 3: Yeah and we were up in the hotel room AND
Speaker 3: i know he gets. High he KNOWS i get, high
Speaker 3: but we don't get high. TOGETHER i, mean he's a
Speaker 3: grown person who's allowed to do whatever the fuck he.
Speaker 3: Wants i'm just not gonna get high it. Right and
Speaker 3: so we were high in the room and there was
Speaker 3: a case of place right across under the, window right
Speaker 3: below our, window across the alley In. Cleveland AND i was,
Speaker 3: like go get us some case Of he was, like,
Speaker 3: hey so we. Go he goes out and get some
Speaker 3: case Of it is in about five, MINUTES i hear
Speaker 3: and if you've heard, gunshots you know the difference between
Speaker 3: a gunshot and a car, Backfire like these are, gunshots
Speaker 3: and it's right where he was like the gunshot sounds
Speaker 3: right underneath the window where it was the longest walk
Speaker 3: to a, window Because i'm, LIKE i gotta, LOOK i gotta.
Speaker 3: Look AND i pulled back to shade and there was
Speaker 3: a body in the, alley not, his AND i call.
Speaker 3: HIM i go, hey he's. YEAH i, go, yo, okay
Speaker 3: YOU i just saw someone get. Shot AND i, go,
Speaker 3: dude come back up. Here and he goes. WHY i,
Speaker 3: go somebody just got. Shot he goes, yeah but they're.
Speaker 3: NOT i come back and shoot him, again, Right AND
Speaker 3: i GO i don't. Think so he, goes, Yeah i'm
Speaker 3: waiting for the. FOOD i, go you, hi, Motherfucker i've got.
Speaker 3: It i'm goin to secure. This what are you Doing he, goes,
Speaker 3: yeah everybody else ran so the owner of the place
Speaker 3: THAT i could have everybody's. Food he, Goes i'm bringing
Speaker 3: up four full. Bags i'm, like, yeah wait. Around we
Speaker 3: bring up the four. Backs but it was. Crazy but
Speaker 3: he was so nervous that. Night he said to, me
Speaker 3: he just. Grown dude was eight. Nineteen maybe he, goes
Speaker 3: you mind IF i lay in the bed with. You i'm,
Speaker 3: like come. On but he was, LIKE i can't BELIEVE
Speaker 3: i saw something good, shot but, crazy, DUDE i can't
Speaker 3: even imagine seem sody good. Shot, NAH i don't think. So,
Speaker 3: Yeah i've never seen you guys seen any of. That get,
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Speaker 3: Phenomenal my oldest son when he came back from The
Speaker 3: middle From afghanistan first, tour we throw a party at
Speaker 3: the house and he, goes CAN i CAN i show
Speaker 3: a slide? Show And i'm, like, yeah of, Course i'm
Speaker 3: gonna show you, guys you, know my friends and where we.
Speaker 3: Were i'm, like that sounds, great. Dude so he puts
Speaker 3: his slide show together AND i, go you know what
Speaker 3: WAS i fifteen minutes for the. PARTY i, go let
Speaker 3: me just take a look at the slide show SO
Speaker 3: i know what the feel of it. Is SO i
Speaker 3: just get the vibe where we want to play it
Speaker 3: party because there's people from age six to eighty at
Speaker 3: This so the first is like him on the plane
Speaker 3: and him laying in An afghanistan and him and his
Speaker 3: bunk and his, bodies and then it just cuts to
Speaker 3: a video and there's just These afghanis walking near a
Speaker 3: dry river, bed and then there's a carpet bomb and
Speaker 3: then there's no more people AND i press. STOP i,
Speaker 3: go do we can't show?
Speaker 2: That he, goes why?
Speaker 3: NOT i, go that's actual, death, Right he, goes, yeah
Speaker 3: but no. BLOOD i, go, no that's not the. LINE i.
Speaker 3: Know the line is not. Blood the. Line let's call
Speaker 3: it the line of. Death you can't show. Death but nobody.
Speaker 3: KNOWS i, go, yeah everybody. Knows he knows they were
Speaker 3: there at the. Bomb, no they're not. There. Yeah he was,
Speaker 3: like is that too? Far? Yeah he, goes you don't
Speaker 3: want to see the. REST i don't see. It you
Speaker 3: don't want to. See but it was so he had
Speaker 3: just been desensitized to what it, was and he thought
Speaker 3: the line, was, well it's not, glory so let's just show.
Speaker 3: It i'm, like this is Not.
Speaker 2: It's a six year old out.
Speaker 3: There yeah, exactly he's a Sixty. Yeah, Now i'm sure
Speaker 3: that a couple of my brothers would have been like.
Speaker 6: That.
Speaker 3: But we're not showing that at the welcome home.
Speaker 2: Party that's so. Funny do you guys Know josh is
Speaker 2: a Big titans.
Speaker 1: Fan.
Speaker 2: Yeah we were texting yesterday during the. Game, Yeah i'm From.
Speaker 3: Massachusetts SO i texted, Him, oh you're not A titans.
Speaker 3: Fan not A? Titan well WHAT i thought he was
Speaker 3: the way he was texting. ME i just, texted we
Speaker 3: should have watched this game. Together i'm not sure if
Speaker 3: you've read, that you read that the wrong.
Speaker 2: Way that is what he, said.
Speaker 3: And that is WHAT i. BELIEVE i gotta tell you
Speaker 3: this might have. Been this is gonna sound real arrogant
Speaker 3: and new egnn, like but the last couple of years
Speaker 3: With brady up there were boring for. Me this has
Speaker 3: been my Favorite patriots year in a long.
Speaker 2: Time why is?
Speaker 3: That it's? Exciting it's. EXCITING i feel like like this
Speaker 3: is what it gotta. Be one of the hoodie's best.
Speaker 3: Years don't coming. In you know they're in first place
Speaker 3: The bill with The bills. Team The patriots are in
Speaker 3: first place With Matt, Jones, like this has got to
Speaker 3: be first coaching besides that First Super, bowl right up
Speaker 3: near the. Top and it's. Exciting for fans because you coming,
Speaker 3: IN i did not think this was gonna be the.
Speaker 3: Team and WHO i never knew If Mac jones was
Speaker 3: good or if he just had the two best wide
Speaker 3: receivers in college. Football, right we're just wide open every.
Speaker 3: Time i'm just gonna throw this in the air and
Speaker 3: you're gonna run.
Speaker 2: Under, it right surrounded by An alabama.
Speaker 3: Team, Right SO i had no. IDEA i knew If
Speaker 3: hoodie is drafting some dude in the front first, round he's.
Speaker 3: Quarterback he likes, him he's got he likes. It maybe
Speaker 3: he just didn't Like cam that, much but one of the.
Speaker 3: Two and so to see him right now playing the
Speaker 3: way he's, playing and they got their running. Game this
Speaker 3: reminds me of that First Super bowl team with the
Speaker 3: defense and they're gonna run the ball and they're just
Speaker 3: not gonna.
Speaker 1: Let Mac jones throw interceptionist right, Right they're not gonna
Speaker 1: make a lot of.
Speaker 2: Mistakes they are good for.
Speaker 3: Sure, granted you guys beat a very watered Down. Titans
Speaker 3: teams got to get healthy And tannehill is not Rot Aaron.
Speaker 3: Rodgers you can't just throw any receiver out there and
Speaker 3: he's just gonna be Like, YEAH i can make this
Speaker 3: work with, him, right he needs nothing against, him, dude
Speaker 3: but he needs a little bit of. Help like the
Speaker 3: majority OF, cord the majority OF, cord there's like three
Speaker 3: that don't, right and so to take every weapon, away
Speaker 3: like not just, one but everyone has.
Speaker 1: Got to be just, brutal, right no. QUESTION i mean
Speaker 1: you're playing with backups. Everywhere, like how many guys do
Speaker 1: we have.
Speaker 3: Out seventeen ON ir right?
Speaker 1: Right we've we Hold, yeah we hold the new record
Speaker 1: for turnover with different guys on the active roster right
Speaker 1: of eighty four where we had eighty five. Million but, yeah,
Speaker 1: BRO i mean they just got to get. Healthy but
Speaker 1: it's it's been interesting for, sure just Since derek's gotten
Speaker 1: gotten injured and then they've had you, know you Have,
Speaker 1: hulu you have aj you have guys on, defense both
Speaker 1: started backers on, Defense like you, know you just have
Speaker 1: a lot of injuries right now outside Of Derrick.
Speaker 3: Henry who do you think is the biggest loss for
Speaker 3: that team that's on THE ir right? Now offensive?
Speaker 1: Defense, YEAH i GUESS i would say defense, man what
Speaker 1: you Think David long has to? Be that's as it's
Speaker 1: wild to say after after a, Year but you Think
Speaker 1: David long probably on, defense.
Speaker 3: He's just he's just fast enough to get to the,
Speaker 3: edge which is.
Speaker 1: Huge and But bud hadn't been playing, either, RIGHT i
Speaker 1: Mean Bud, dupree he's a big loss what he did
Speaker 1: when he was playing defensive line right right when you
Speaker 1: got all those dudes, Working Jeff, Simmons, Autrey Harold, Landry
Speaker 1: Budd dupree going to.
Speaker 2: Getting after the quarterback like the team.
Speaker 1: Is definitely they need a pass rush for, sure because
Speaker 1: when they when they have a pass, rush it's.
Speaker 2: Not like they're they're past defenses all.
Speaker 1: Pro but they're very opportunistic around the, ball and you
Speaker 1: only get opportunistic when you have all that pressure in your.
Speaker 3: Face how many are going to be back healthy for
Speaker 3: the playoffs and do they have enough cushion to make
Speaker 3: it into the playoffs for?
Speaker 2: SURE i think.
Speaker 1: SO i personally think. SO i think with the with
Speaker 1: the rest of their, schedule they definitely have that. CUSHION
Speaker 1: i think all the guys will be back by. PLAYOFFS
Speaker 1: i Think derek can reinclude it because he broke his
Speaker 1: foot and he didn't like fully break his foot. Either
Speaker 1: now it's not like a compounded like a compound, fracture
Speaker 1: like he had a very tough like stress, fracture big hairline.
Speaker 1: Fracture he had to get a couple of screws put
Speaker 1: in and stuff like. That but it's not like it's
Speaker 1: a terrible broken bone and those things take LIKE i
Speaker 1: don't even want to say six.
Speaker 2: To ten, weeks but more like an eight to ten week.
Speaker 3: Injury, oh this schedule seems kind of, nice.
Speaker 1: Right the only tough part is The niners have been playing,
Speaker 1: well and so have The. Dolphins dolves have been starting
Speaker 1: to play good ball, Too so it's gonna GET i
Speaker 1: think it'll get interesting for. Him and then obviously you'll
Speaker 1: they'll play The texas again for their last relear season.
Speaker 2: Game BUT i think they're they'll be they'll be getting
Speaker 2: that revenge game.
Speaker 3: IN i love how people are sleeping on The niners,
Speaker 3: too because because a year and a half ago or
Speaker 3: two years, ago they were in The Super, bowl, right
Speaker 3: and so Like Jimmy j's back is playing better and
Speaker 3: that that's a good. Team. Man they're running game is, legit,
Speaker 3: right and running games. Traveled you. Know that's why when
Speaker 3: When Derek henry's, Playing i'm, like, yeah you get a
Speaker 3: good defense in that dude right In. December let's, go,
Speaker 3: right let's. Go are you Has Julio jones not been
Speaker 3: healthy the whole year pretty?
Speaker 1: MUCH i mean he's been pretty uh it's been his hamsterring,
Speaker 1: too but he's been out a. Lot i'd say the
Speaker 1: biggest loss on offense is what aj outside Of derek, Got,
Speaker 1: yeah a j just having a healthy old line weekend
Speaker 1: and week, out because we're usually missing.
Speaker 2: SOMEBODY I i.
Speaker 3: Gotta tell, you, MAN i can't imagine playing on either,
Speaker 3: side either offensive line or defensive, line and ramming my
Speaker 3: head into some other dude and then being LIKE i
Speaker 3: gotta do that again thirty seconds from, now damn, It
Speaker 3: like that's. It the first Thing i'm gonna do is
Speaker 3: ram my head into this Other dude's. RIGHT i mean
Speaker 3: you're one hundred and, yeah, yeah, yeah that doesn't make.
Speaker 3: It yeah, yeah good. Punt, yeah you look like a
Speaker 3: little giant out, there like geared up and. Everything he telling.
Speaker 3: ME i would run across the top of that one
Speaker 3: hundred and. FIFTY i wonder what the lightest dude to
Speaker 3: ever play professional football is outside of a, Kicker.
Speaker 2: So outside of like a special teams like, kicker, punter.
Speaker 3: Can't be kicker like like one of Those Martine.
Speaker 1: GRAMATICA i mean you you'd have to look at guys
Speaker 1: Like Tyreek hill and, stuff, right but he's got.
Speaker 3: To be one seventy. Five he's. Jacked how big was that?
Speaker 2: On when you think.
Speaker 3: Who what About Danny? AMANDOLA i Think tyreek smaller than?
Speaker 5: That?
Speaker 2: Oh ban Is Brandon?
Speaker 5: Banks, yeah this is SAYING i just google light'st down
Speaker 5: a fol player all the. Time i'm Saying Brandon banks
Speaker 5: at one hundred and forty.
Speaker 1: Nine originally coming into THE nfl at one hundred and
Speaker 1: forty nine, pounds So Brandon banks was the lightest active
Speaker 1: player in the.
Speaker 3: League WHAT i say this every? Week every. WEEK i
Speaker 3: can't imagine getting. Hit first of, all the FACT i
Speaker 3: would BE i would be padded up the fact that
Speaker 3: nobody's got any shin pads. On every TIME i see,
Speaker 3: someone what's going on that that that looks like that
Speaker 3: hurts a?
Speaker 2: Lot josh.
Speaker 3: The neck roll have th old School Steve grogan neck.
Speaker 3: Role i'd have soccer shin pads? On are you? Kidding?
Speaker 3: Like WHEN i see Because Derek, henry everyone's going like
Speaker 3: a missile into his, legs, Right, oh you have to.
Speaker 3: This dude's got no pads from knee down from. Kna
Speaker 3: how does that Not.
Speaker 1: You're taking a helmet to the, shins, Right, yeah BUT
Speaker 1: i don't think guys get smoked in the shins a
Speaker 1: whole lot like with a. Helmet no, what because guys
Speaker 1: aren't just diving head.
Speaker 3: First, okay we'll call it a shoulder pad at twenty
Speaker 3: miles an, HOUR i, MEAN i, MEAN i don't. Know,
Speaker 3: YEAH i, mean, okay, fine two hundred fifty pounds moving
Speaker 3: twenty miles an hour hitting me with the shoulder.
Speaker 1: Pad you got to think if your, leg if your
Speaker 1: cleat is in the ground and you take a shoulder
Speaker 1: pad to the, shin it's probably you're probably gonna damage
Speaker 1: your knee and not really your, shin you know WHAT i.
Speaker 1: Mean and then if your leg is off the ground it,
Speaker 1: hits it's just going with.
Speaker 3: Yeah that probably doesn't.
Speaker 2: Hurt, YEAH.
Speaker 3: I, mean what's the tell me the hardest you've ever
Speaker 3: been hit on the? Football, though the Hardest i've ever been? Hit,
Speaker 3: yeah what'd you?
Speaker 2: Say he? Said?
Speaker 3: Shit last?
Speaker 1: Week the, HARDEST i would, say WHERE i looked the
Speaker 1: worst was Against Roger. Staffold oh you know? What outside
Speaker 1: of like getting blindsided and like getting the air knocked
Speaker 1: out of there or something like. That probably against The
Speaker 1: New Orleans. SAINTS i posted to ave on this like
Speaker 1: a year ago two going against The New Orleans. Saints
Speaker 1: WHEN i was on The Washington. REDSKINS i was taking
Speaker 1: off and tried just throwing my body into this, dude
Speaker 1: AND i MEAN i went, stiff like taking a metal
Speaker 1: bat against a.
Speaker 2: Pole. Dude i'm.
Speaker 1: TALKING i went, stiff AND i even tried getting up
Speaker 1: because as he hit me AND i went, like you,
Speaker 1: KNOW i went stiff AND i was. Down he's like night.
Speaker 3: Night far did he? Say night?
Speaker 2: Night?
Speaker 3: Oh he, said he. Goes SO i was running right,
Speaker 3: Oh AND i.
Speaker 1: TRIED i tried taking off and lunging into this, Dudeeah
Speaker 1: and obviously he smokes. Me and the dude's like over
Speaker 1: three hundred, pounds just built like a brick shit.
Speaker 3: House And i'm, like you.
Speaker 2: KNOW i like go stiff and down to the, ground
Speaker 2: and he's, like night, night.
Speaker 3: MOTHERFUCKER I i, know.
Speaker 1: DUD i tried getting up to like talk, shit BUT
Speaker 1: i got up and it was LIKE i was Like bambi,
Speaker 1: dude like a new day coming out of the, WOMB
Speaker 1: i started stumbling.
Speaker 3: Everywhere everybody's, like, hey go, down go. DOWN i just
Speaker 3: couldn't even keep my ship.
Speaker 2: Together all.
Speaker 3: Right let ME i can ask you a couple of.
Speaker 3: Questions that was probably the, Hardest LIKE i felt, like,
Speaker 3: yeah you, know running into a. Body, OKAY a couple.
Speaker 3: Questions what is worse afterwards from people teasing you in
Speaker 3: the locker room Going bambi or stand? Down like what
Speaker 3: are they gonna tease you about?
Speaker 1: More if they're gonna tease you about looking Like bambi
Speaker 1: because they know that you've gotten up and you were
Speaker 1: like trying at, least so they know it's all kind
Speaker 1: of like fair. Game if you're just laying there like you,
Speaker 1: know When taylor went, OUT i don't think anybody's like, Joking,
Speaker 1: hey this man's out right.
Speaker 3: Just laying knocked. Out and is night, night motherfucker the
Speaker 3: best ship talkings you've. Heard it's concise and to the
Speaker 3: point right, Exactly night, night motherfucker says it. All Now
Speaker 3: i'm gonna ask you another question because this this what's
Speaker 3: you your best night, night? Motherfucker, like what is the
Speaker 3: best you've hit? Somebody and have you ever had a
Speaker 3: ship talk moment that even Rivals night night. Motherfucker, No
Speaker 3: and have you heard anybody say anything better than night, night?
Speaker 3: Motherfucker not really.
Speaker 2: None that none that are so cut and.
Speaker 1: Dry, yeah he did get, me you know WHAT i?
Speaker 1: Mean like one TIME i broke a pass. Up i've
Speaker 1: told this on the pop before From Greg, olsen and he's,
Speaker 1: like what are you?
Speaker 3: Like third?
Speaker 2: String BUT i broke up the?
Speaker 3: Pass was, Pvu I'm I'm i'm doing the incomplete setnal.
Speaker 3: Man uh, wait do people talk shit about what string
Speaker 3: you are on the. Field there's an example right.
Speaker 1: There, WAIT i broke up the pass of the middle
Speaker 1: AND i like did the incomplete thing right in front of,
Speaker 1: him AND i webbed him Like Spider. Man it's that's
Speaker 1: a that's there's some backstory. There, yeah but uh he,
Speaker 1: goes he, goes what the fuck are? You what are you?
Speaker 3: Like third?
Speaker 1: String who are? You AND i was, like, hey, MAN
Speaker 1: i work with this. Spot, yeah you're like you know
Speaker 1: WHO i? Am, Yeah i'm the dude who just broke
Speaker 1: looking dom just that was your? Move, yeah every.
Speaker 3: Time in, Fact i'm gonna start doing. That if a joke,
Speaker 3: Works i'm just gonna fucking just start.
Speaker 1: It they also are laughing and just start webbing the.
Speaker 1: Shout but as far as like hitting, somebody maybe who's
Speaker 1: a little wide receiver For Buffalo.
Speaker 2: Cole.
Speaker 1: Beasley, no it Wasn't. Beasley this was back in probably twenty.
Speaker 1: Sixteen he played for The. Patriots white, Dude Wes. Welker
Speaker 1: Not Wes.
Speaker 2: WELKER i think it Was.
Speaker 1: Hogan oh, Yeah AND i hit him once pretty good
Speaker 1: on third and, short but not a lot of like
Speaker 1: big splash Where i'm knocking people.
Speaker 3: Out tell me one other, questions what have you ever
Speaker 3: hit anybody and heard him go like make a weird? Noise? No,
Speaker 3: yeah have anyone?
Speaker 1: Ever.
Speaker 2: NO i Love josh's fashion fascination with.
Speaker 3: All the Because i'm fascinated with the human. Condition so
Speaker 3: the human, condition a lot of that is what happens
Speaker 3: is immediately in, situations so in things you can't help like, this,
Speaker 3: Right So i'm always in those. Situations i'm always curious
Speaker 3: how people. REACT i. LOVE i just love that. Stuff
Speaker 3: Like I'm i'm a strict people watcher at airports AND
Speaker 3: i just like. It. Dude it helps me in my
Speaker 3: job WHEN i make WHEN i tell, STORIES i need
Speaker 3: to put a character in a. Story i'm paying, attention.
Speaker 3: Dude i'm paying attention to things that people do to
Speaker 3: make it more. Real IF i need to make somebody,
Speaker 3: up that person's gonna be. Real SO i need to
Speaker 3: know the way people, react.
Speaker 1: Y.
Speaker 3: KNOW i bet you for your, job you need to
Speaker 3: pay attention to that stuff. Too, yeah no question right
Speaker 3: because you're, like, OH i recognize, that SO i know
Speaker 3: what's going to happen right after. That and that's what
Speaker 3: it is for me, Too, like, MAN i like, It
Speaker 3: but funny noises and people getting jacked, up that's just
Speaker 3: the asshole on.
Speaker 1: Me LIKE i, like you're DEFINITELY i was curious about
Speaker 1: what happens like in any, sport like people shit talking
Speaker 1: or moves that are.
Speaker 3: Made BUT i you, KNOW I i'm buddies With David
Speaker 3: ortiz AND i asked them the same questions like who
Speaker 3: on first? Base who's the who's the best on first? Base?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 3: Well guy was? Funny and who was talking? Ship and
Speaker 3: every to a, man everybody Says Sean? Casey was you
Speaker 3: get the first base With Sean? Casey is gonna make you?
Speaker 3: Laugh like? That dude was just straight up, funny like
Speaker 3: knowing that. Stuff guys Like Kevin, malar, like they'll tell
Speaker 3: you good. Stories and for most of us who never
Speaker 3: get to sniff anywhere close to that level of and
Speaker 3: for most of us dudes who wanted to to hear
Speaker 3: those stories and be, like they're just people and they
Speaker 3: react the way we react and they're.
Speaker 1: Doing people would be surprised about how much like people, are, like,
Speaker 1: oh what's the best ship? Talking and do people should
Speaker 1: talk a? Lot people will be surprised about how little
Speaker 1: it actually goes, on.
Speaker 3: You know WHAT i.
Speaker 1: Mean LIKE i am more like a goofy guy out
Speaker 1: there on the, Field like if there's something in between
Speaker 1: plays OR i see another fellow white guy out, there
Speaker 1: you're like Doing you're like doing jokes with, them you
Speaker 1: know WHAT i, Mean and joking on guys like oh, hey,
Speaker 1: yes sweet play, man really made your career out, here
Speaker 1: like stuff like.
Speaker 3: That but that's the good, stuff, man AND i. LOVE
Speaker 3: i used to love when they used to make Up
Speaker 3: andrew Luck and because people would hit on me because
Speaker 3: he would get hit and he'd be, like oh, hey
Speaker 3: great hit. Man yeah that was a lot of fun
Speaker 3: for doing. That, yeah this dude is that is. Tree,
Speaker 3: yeah by the, WAY i thought he would come? Back
Speaker 3: did you not think he would come?
Speaker 1: Back just KNOWING a couple of friends who were close
Speaker 1: him and went to college with him At, stanford they
Speaker 1: were they were set that he would stay.
Speaker 3: Retired but there was a part of me THAT i
Speaker 3: thought he would come.
Speaker 2: Back there's still a part of ME i feel like
Speaker 2: that makes me think he would come.
Speaker 3: Back. Right what was? So why were they so? Sure
Speaker 3: just BECAUSE i don't?
Speaker 1: Know probably his, personality like knowing, him like knowing that
Speaker 1: his identity wasn't wrapped so much into, football like being
Speaker 1: a football, player because.
Speaker 2: A lot of it that's what it, is, man it's
Speaker 2: your connection with you, know what you identify.
Speaker 1: As so a lot of guys struggle with leaving or
Speaker 1: they want to come back because there's fame that comes with.
Speaker 1: It there's all these things that make them want to
Speaker 1: be back in that spotlight or be back in that.
Speaker 3: Identity, Well i've always, said, man one of the HARDEST
Speaker 3: i remember when people were make fun Of Brett favre
Speaker 3: for his, retiring AND i was, like, look you have
Speaker 3: no idea what it's like to be Called superman your whole, life,
Speaker 3: right and then one day nobody gives a shit about.
Speaker 5: You.
Speaker 3: Right your whole, life people have been lifting you, up
Speaker 3: telling you how great you. Are, gunslinger you're, superman you
Speaker 3: are when you're a professional, athlete you're the superheroes for
Speaker 3: lack of a better, word on the. Right and now
Speaker 3: one day like that is. GONE i can't imagine how
Speaker 3: hard that.
Speaker 1: Is and not to mention when you get replaced by
Speaker 1: somebody like An Aaron, rodgers like you see that you were.
Speaker 1: REPLACEABLE i assume that that feeds into it that much.
Speaker 3: More and where you're getting that adrenaline, from like all that.
Speaker 3: Stuff So i'm that's Why i'm fascinated with all of,
Speaker 3: That LIKE i can't, imagine especially.
Speaker 2: For guys Like.
Speaker 3: Far and to, Me far was a dude who love football,
Speaker 3: right but loved the fame as much as he Loves
Speaker 3: and then when he, left people just. Didn't, right the
Speaker 3: game goes on without.
Speaker 1: You it doesn't, matter it doesn't matter who you, Are
Speaker 1: like it's sick that you are who you, are but
Speaker 1: everyone's still wearing the same colored gear the Next sunday
Speaker 1: and rooting for just different.
Speaker 3: People, Man and when you're on the sideline that year
Speaker 3: next year to come, down nobody gives a, ship right.
Speaker 1: The game's out here, now. Right it's like it's, oh it's,
Speaker 1: cool they want to take a photo or. Something but
Speaker 1: like you, said the game is going on out there.
Speaker 3: Now. YEAH i can't imagine what that's. Like, yeah so
Speaker 3: it's a tough transition.
Speaker 2: For a lot of.
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Speaker 3: Stuff, man, yeah, man why? Not for?
Speaker 2: Sure are you.
Speaker 3: Like this part of the podcast and are you kind
Speaker 3: of approaching this or trying to tackle it the same
Speaker 3: way you would have getting ready for.
Speaker 1: Season or, Like, howard do you do you have any in? Ways,
Speaker 1: yeah as far as like putting everything together and like
Speaker 1: preparing on certain. Occasions, yeah there is a lot of.
Speaker 1: Carryover but as far as.
Speaker 3: Like seeing a podcast being a game, day, like that's
Speaker 3: not the.
Speaker 1: Same i'd, say WHAT i get out of the podcast
Speaker 1: is that comra to report THAT i, KNOW i, MEAN
Speaker 1: i already miss not playing, ball SO i get that
Speaker 1: out of.
Speaker 3: This but as far as like preparing and taking WHAT
Speaker 3: i did in football over to the podcasting.
Speaker 1: World, like, YEAH i very much try to use a
Speaker 1: lot of the same, analogies a lot of the same,
Speaker 1: approaches like as far as measuring, things writing stuff, down
Speaker 1: how you want things to look, like you, know the
Speaker 1: camaraderie factor with the, Guys like, yeah you try and
Speaker 1: implement and do a lot of stuff because THAT.
Speaker 3: I mean playing, football and that's pretty much All i've.
Speaker 1: Known i've learned a lot of good, Stuff like you,
Speaker 1: Play you're in, sports, dude and you, Know i've got
Speaker 1: to play in sports this so, Long like you learn
Speaker 1: a lot of you, know characteristics and things that carry
Speaker 1: you and help you in the real. World it's just
Speaker 1: getting over that aspect of you, know that fame factor being,
Speaker 1: gone WHICH i do think every guy deals with on
Speaker 1: some kind of. Level for, me like WHEN i talk
Speaker 1: through it in therapy and everything. ELSE a lot of
Speaker 1: it has to do and comes back to like being
Speaker 1: in the locker room and being part of something that's
Speaker 1: bigger than you that you're doing with other guys with,
Speaker 1: you a band of. Brothers, right you have all this
Speaker 1: this melting pot of cultures and different, people different, colors
Speaker 1: different ways of, life and everybody's putting not that not
Speaker 1: that you're putting inside like there's something, there but you
Speaker 1: all come together over one common goal and you're embracing
Speaker 1: the suck with each other every, year all year, round
Speaker 1: right through training, camp everything.
Speaker 3: Else to go after a.
Speaker 1: Championship there's selfishness in it because everybody wants to get.
Speaker 1: Paid but when you're able to like sacrifice that stuff
Speaker 1: and you're going through these gritty days with the boys
Speaker 1: and you're.
Speaker 2: Embracing the suck with, them like you're saying jokes in
Speaker 2: the locker.
Speaker 1: Room you're going through those hot, practices those cold ones
Speaker 1: at the end of the, year late in the year
Speaker 1: when you don't want to continue to go in and
Speaker 1: wake up at six am every. Morning it's like doing
Speaker 1: all of that stuff is that common goal that you
Speaker 1: have with those. Guys so when that stuff's. Gone it's
Speaker 1: just it happens like, that and for a lot of,
Speaker 1: guys it happens before they're ready. To like IF i wasn't,
Speaker 1: podcasting IF i wasn't doing all this, stuff WOULD i
Speaker 1: actually be ready to walk away from? FOOTBALL i don't
Speaker 1: know that, answer Thank. God like When i'm sitting there
Speaker 1: through those those these last couple of years that WHEN
Speaker 1: i was playing, ball BEFORE i Started busting with The,
Speaker 1: Boys i'm like consciously thinking, that, hey this is gonna end,
Speaker 1: soon WHETHER i like it or. Not HOPEFULLY i play,
Speaker 1: longer but MAYBE i. Won't it's, like THANKFULLY i started
Speaker 1: thinking about that. Stuff but even then you think about,
Speaker 1: it it still happens and it still bothers. You, so you,
Speaker 1: know being able to sit and talk through it with,
Speaker 1: people therapy stuff like that helps you kind of figure
Speaker 1: out like what your attachments, are what you identify with
Speaker 1: as a full, player like what you're gonna miss the,
Speaker 1: most and how you can kind of transition into the
Speaker 1: real world with. It so for, me With busting with The,
Speaker 1: BOYS i know a lot of my stuff is like
Speaker 1: camaraderie driven stuff with like other people go chasing stuff
Speaker 1: that's like outside of us a little bit, more AND
Speaker 1: i get to scratch that with the podcast BECAUSE i
Speaker 1: get to sit down with guys like, you people who
Speaker 1: are out there in the real world. COMPETING i get
Speaker 1: to sit down with athletes still and still banter with the.
Speaker 1: Boys all the jokes and stuff THAT i love about
Speaker 1: the locker. ROOM i still get it out of, That
Speaker 1: but guys don't have that man likes it's tough for
Speaker 1: dudes to get out of.
Speaker 3: It do you think it's harder or? Easier so say
Speaker 3: for a guy Like farv Or Joe, Montana like when
Speaker 3: you are that, guy do you think it's easier or
Speaker 3: harder to step? Away then say somebody where you, were
Speaker 3: Like i'm sure there was people who will never play
Speaker 3: football again after last, year AND i don't know who
Speaker 3: they are and have never heard of, them, right, Right
Speaker 3: do you think it's easier or? Harder it doesn't.
Speaker 1: MATTER i don't think it matters because everybody's got their
Speaker 1: own everybody's in their own like.
Speaker 3: The HOLE cli. Share everybody's in their own, movie like
Speaker 3: everyone's in their own.
Speaker 1: Life like people Like farv and these guys who are
Speaker 1: the guys can sit and talk about like you, KNOW
Speaker 1: i have all this pressure in this stresses and like
Speaker 1: it's all gone AND i want, this but everyone just
Speaker 1: gets so sucked into what their issues and problems.
Speaker 2: Are they're just different, problems. Right it's like the saying
Speaker 2: that what was, It.
Speaker 3: Alex that you were telling me the worst thing that
Speaker 3: happened to you the worst thing that happened to.
Speaker 5: Me the worst thing that's happened to you is the
Speaker 5: worst thing that's happened to. You, Right you can't compare
Speaker 5: it to somebody else's because you only have your own.
Speaker 3: Perspective, yeah, yeah that's. Right you can't compare, sucks, Right.
Speaker 3: Right the worst thing is the worst thing for. You
Speaker 3: my worst thing is the worst thing for. Me and
Speaker 3: that's THAT i agree with.
Speaker 1: That it's like and people listening like the argument on that,
Speaker 1: side like having perspective is THESE nfl players are arguing
Speaker 1: about which person had the harder go of transitioning, out but.
Speaker 3: THEIR nfl, players they're, millionaires they're all this.
Speaker 1: Stuff but it's all the same psychological stuff that's happening
Speaker 1: in the, brain, Right like you're identified with something and
Speaker 1: stuff is something is ending the way you don't want it,
Speaker 1: to so you know it just it just depends on
Speaker 1: the guy Like Andrew. Luck he's that, dude, Right but
Speaker 1: he's somebody who can sit there if you listen to.
Speaker 1: Him AND i don't know him, personally SO i don't fully,
Speaker 1: know but he talks about he wanted to walk away
Speaker 1: because the way the mental side of everything was taking
Speaker 1: a toll on, him with his injuries and always having
Speaker 1: to be in the training room and all this and,
Speaker 1: that and it just wasn't worth it to him. Anymore
Speaker 1: and he could be somebody who just has the perspective
Speaker 1: that this is not my, life Like i'm going to,
Speaker 1: have you, Know i'm thirty two years, old, hopefully Like
Speaker 1: i've prepared all the way up until SINCE i was
Speaker 1: in second grade for this life That i've been living in,
Speaker 1: football and NOW i gotta, live you, know HOPEFULLY i
Speaker 1: get to live until. Ninety that's double a life outside
Speaker 1: of what All i've known, was and that that was.
Speaker 1: Football so like having the perspective, that, hey this is
Speaker 1: going to end and there's a whole life to live
Speaker 1: that has nothing to do with, this AND i need
Speaker 1: to figure out HOW i let this go and separate
Speaker 1: myself a little, bit not BECAUSE i didn't love, it
Speaker 1: but because what AM i actually Loving and a lot
Speaker 1: of it is the fame that you get caught up.
Speaker 1: In but for guys who aren't known, about it's stressful
Speaker 1: because they want to continue just playing ball and they
Speaker 1: might not.
Speaker 3: Know what else to.
Speaker 1: Do so they some guys are still out, there still,
Speaker 1: training they haven't been in the league for two, years
Speaker 1: and they're still like whether they're going through The canadian
Speaker 1: system or the arena, system.
Speaker 3: And they just, think, like ONCE i get my.
Speaker 1: Opportunity it's like The Kurt, warner The Kurt warner, effect
Speaker 1: like he was backing groceries and got his chance from
Speaker 1: being in the arena and.
Speaker 2: All this other.
Speaker 3: Stuff isn't there a show?
Speaker 2: Out he's got a movie coming?
Speaker 3: Out there, Is but, no there's a. Show so how
Speaker 3: many people in the? Roster fifty to? Three, Yes SO
Speaker 3: i think they put together a show called the fifty
Speaker 3: Fourth man or something like. That took the last person
Speaker 3: cut basically from every, team and they're putting a team.
Speaker 3: Together it's a show and they will an offensive. Defense
Speaker 3: do you know What i'm talking? ABOUT i.
Speaker 2: DON'T i don't.
Speaker 3: Think so they're putting a show together and they're having
Speaker 3: these dudes just, trained and so they'll have a full
Speaker 3: eleven on either side and they're like the last person
Speaker 3: cut from every position from every. Team, yeah something. BANANAS
Speaker 3: i was reading about. It i'll have to send it to.
Speaker 2: You is it a reality?
Speaker 3: Show, yeah it's supposed to be a reality.
Speaker 2: Show.
Speaker 1: YEAH i mean all that stuff's, interesting, dude because the
Speaker 1: guys who are the guys right and have all of
Speaker 1: their ways of having the cope with things and stuff
Speaker 1: that goes on with them in their. Lives it's like
Speaker 1: those guys in a world of a guy who's been
Speaker 1: on bottom halves of. Rosters those guys never partake and
Speaker 1: worrying about making a team or anything like, that like
Speaker 1: the day of like worrying about how you performed on
Speaker 1: film and you're up at night and you're trying to
Speaker 1: study and, like, man Maybe i'll get this play. AGAIN
Speaker 1: i wonder if coach thinks this about me SINCE i
Speaker 1: didn't make that, play does that mean they've labeled me.
Speaker 2: That guy for the rest of my?
Speaker 1: Career what are they saying in those, meetings like you
Speaker 1: just beat a dead, horse assuming all this shit and
Speaker 1: fearing all this stuff to where you got to go
Speaker 1: out the next day and perform and be, like, MAN
Speaker 1: i HOPE i did that much better to make the
Speaker 1: team cuts come, around you're wondering if you're about to
Speaker 1: get that phone call or. Not like they're just they're,
Speaker 1: different they're different. Lives SO i don't think once harder
Speaker 1: than the. OTHER i think it's just ultimately it's all about.
Speaker 1: Perspective do you do you do you in order to
Speaker 1: have good?
Speaker 3: Chemistry do you have to like each other like in
Speaker 3: the locker room you and does it matter if they
Speaker 3: like each other or does it just matter if you
Speaker 3: play well.
Speaker 1: TOGETHER i don't think it matters if you like each
Speaker 1: other as much as it matters on if you respect
Speaker 1: the teammate next to, You like you don't have to
Speaker 1: like everybody you play, with but if you know they
Speaker 1: have your back and they know they are on top
Speaker 1: of their shit and you can trust, HIM i think
Speaker 1: more so it's about like trust respecting the guys than
Speaker 1: it is about liking. Them because there's guys LIKE i
Speaker 1: wouldn't SAY i, dislike But i'm not gonna go out
Speaker 1: and have a beer with them or anything. Else but
Speaker 1: IF i trust them and they do their shit AND
Speaker 1: i respect the work that they put into. It then
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter IF i like them or. NOT i
Speaker 1: appreciate playing with.
Speaker 3: Them so tell me, so out of all the teams
Speaker 3: he played on in the, pros if you if you
Speaker 3: could think of one where like this team underperformed in
Speaker 3: a WAY i didn't, think what would it? Be what's
Speaker 3: the reason for that huge disappointment of a season outside
Speaker 3: of is it? Camaraderie is that kind of? Question is
Speaker 3: that a huge? Like does that start to drag a
Speaker 3: team down if the locker room's just? Sour? Oh absolutely
Speaker 3: Are now which situation are you talking about to where we?
Speaker 2: Underperform?
Speaker 3: Yeah and does a does a locker room get sour
Speaker 3: when you're? Underperforming?
Speaker 1: Yes SO i would say my twenty and sixteen, year
Speaker 1: we had went to the playoffs the year before With
Speaker 1: Kirk cousins and the Whole you liked that when he had,
Speaker 1: that you liked that video, great and we went.
Speaker 3: On we went.
Speaker 1: On it wasn't necessarily a run, either like we ended
Speaker 1: up going like nine and seven and getting into the.
Speaker 1: Playoffs but the next year we essentially returned everybody And
Speaker 1: kirk was now the quarterback OVER rg.
Speaker 2: Three they part of ways WITH rg three and we
Speaker 2: were about to.
Speaker 3: Have Kirk cousins is at the craziest fall from grace
Speaker 3: of all. Time it's a wild, one for. Sure is
Speaker 3: that the quickest and. CRAZIEST i saw him commentating in the.
Speaker 1: Booth this, Woman Vince young's one, too, RIGHT i Mean
Speaker 1: Johnny manziel he, Was, yeah he was Like Vince young
Speaker 1: was like a rookie of the year and went ten
Speaker 1: and six right and the into the playoffs LIKE rg
Speaker 1: was like the same. Thing, yeah, man wild. Wildfall were
Speaker 1: you on that team with him when he WAS i
Speaker 1: wasn't on the team where he they went to the
Speaker 1: playoffs and he tours a C. L i was on
Speaker 1: the the years. AFTER i was there during his downfall
Speaker 1: and stuff like, that and it's it's it's it was,
Speaker 1: Difficult but being on in that organization was the only
Speaker 1: ORGANIZATION i knew at the. Time so a lot of
Speaker 1: it is like coming From nebraska from coaches like Coach
Speaker 1: Bo polini and all those guys and seeing how college programs, ran.
Speaker 5: Like it's just.
Speaker 3: Different politics seem a little bit different in THE.
Speaker 1: Nfl and now That i've been on other, teams you
Speaker 1: see how dysfunctional it was on The washington football team
Speaker 1: at the. Time BUT i would say when we returned
Speaker 1: With kirk and all these guys and these pieces we
Speaker 1: had in place that year after it might have been twenty,
Speaker 1: sixteen we ended UP i think eight seven.
Speaker 2: And one and not making the.
Speaker 1: Playoffs and that was a year THAT i would have,
Speaker 1: thought like we would have got it in the playoffs
Speaker 1: and done some damage for, Sure like that WAS i
Speaker 1: thought we had a good team going into that next.
Speaker 2: Year but, culturally.
Speaker 1: Looking, back you just see things that were dysfunctional about that,
Speaker 1: Team like you see what guys got away, with whether
Speaker 1: it come whether it came with being a treatment or
Speaker 1: doing treatment all, time and a lot of things that
Speaker 1: equate to like small things.
Speaker 3: That you just, see like this privilege that creates with
Speaker 3: these guys.
Speaker 1: Where you can't really really tell them otherwise or confront
Speaker 1: them otherwise for being late to something or sitting down
Speaker 1: during a walk, through like all these like all these
Speaker 1: little different things and NUANCES i look back on And i'm,
Speaker 1: like you can see why we weren't a better team
Speaker 1: than that we should have, Been like we were an
Speaker 1: underperforming team and that's AND i Didn't you don't realize
Speaker 1: that until you are around a team like WHEN i
Speaker 1: was on The, titans like seeing the way.
Speaker 2: Verbel handles a lot of small.
Speaker 3: Stuff but there's there's pros and cons on every. Team
Speaker 3: what's that locker room like when they're under when you're, underperforming.
Speaker 1: H blame, Game you'll get On you don't know whether
Speaker 1: to be the guy because LIKE i pride myself on
Speaker 1: being like a smarter, player like knowing stuff that. Happens
Speaker 1: and you get on those buses after the game and
Speaker 1: you see the divide start to happen because whether pass
Speaker 1: rushers is pass rushers would be the guys that talk about.
Speaker 1: It but guys want to get snaps because, man why
Speaker 1: don't they let us just rush For why don't we blitzing?
Speaker 1: More why don't we Doing they start queshing what the calls,
Speaker 1: are like why are we calling this them? Call like
Speaker 1: coach had me in this play when they're probably the
Speaker 1: ones who mess up the fucking play and begin with
Speaker 1: because if all eleven guys are executing the same, play
Speaker 1: doesn't matter if you're in the right call or. Not
Speaker 1: you can as long as you are all on the same,
Speaker 1: page you can execute hopefully the way you're. Prepared you
Speaker 1: can still. Win that. Down but whether or not guys play,
Speaker 1: well they start you see the blame game. Happening the
Speaker 1: guy next to, Him i'd agree with. HIM i might
Speaker 1: know in my mind we probably shouldn't have been in that,
Speaker 1: Call but is it going To it's not going to
Speaker 1: help anybody.
Speaker 2: For me to agree with.
Speaker 1: THEM i have to play the other side of, it
Speaker 1: just because we can't start dividing that. Way we can't
Speaker 1: start separating like. This you got some guys who are,
Speaker 1: quiet who just don't want to be involved with. It
Speaker 1: but that's when you start seeing, it and then it'll
Speaker 1: leak over in the. Practice it'll leak over into the
Speaker 1: next days to where guys, are you, know bullshitting or
Speaker 1: blaming other. Things and depending on what kind of coaching
Speaker 1: staff you, have like coaches can succumb to the same.
Speaker 1: Stuff at that time it Was Jay, gruden But i'm
Speaker 1: talking about position, coaches like, guys, assistants all this, stuff
Speaker 1: like it's all a collective. Man so it's like you
Speaker 1: see the divide start happening in moments like, that when
Speaker 1: you lose and shit hits the, fan you figure out
Speaker 1: like who you are as an individual and also as
Speaker 1: a team because you see the way it gets. Handled
Speaker 1: you see the way teams bounce back and know how
Speaker 1: to stick together and correct the shit that's going. On
Speaker 1: and you see teams that divide and play the blame
Speaker 1: game and and it just gets.
Speaker 2: Dysfunctional that way is.
Speaker 3: So to me when you're a, leader coaches and stuff like.
Speaker 3: That being consistent and having a consistent message is really parent,
Speaker 3: too by the, way is really, important. Right and one
Speaker 3: of the REASONS i Think hoodie's so good is he's, Like,
Speaker 3: yo he's never had a team that's. Underperformed, maybe but
Speaker 3: they're still winning eleven games. Whatever but the rules are the,
Speaker 3: rules and they're consistent and it's team, first and people
Speaker 3: get Cut. UNCERREEN i remember when he got rid Of Richard.
Speaker 3: Seymour i'm, like this is one of the best defensive
Speaker 3: what are we? Doing, Yeah but he's got his rules
Speaker 3: in the way and what he sticks by and all that.
Speaker 3: Stuff do you think part of, that like a, cult,
Speaker 3: sure is the consistency and the one voice and the
Speaker 3: message and all that. Stuff like what you're talking about
Speaker 3: is people getting preferential. Treatment AND i imagine that kind
Speaker 3: of stuff doesn't go over too well in a locker
Speaker 3: room and you're like this dude like this gets to
Speaker 3: do whatever he, wants, right and you know does?
Speaker 5: That?
Speaker 1: Yeah, NO i would say the consistent message is super.
Speaker 1: Important like that's one THING i. KNOW i haven't been
Speaker 1: on The, patriots but playing for Coach, rabel who's came
Speaker 1: from The patriot, organization that's one thing that has always harped,
Speaker 1: On like there's always a team meeting to start the.
Speaker 1: Day there there's always clear team. Keys there's always a
Speaker 1: clear vision at all, times whether it's about the, team
Speaker 1: whether it's about the, offense whether it's about the, Defense
Speaker 1: like there's always a certain.
Speaker 2: Message each and every.
Speaker 1: Time and there's always a foundational message of foundational why
Speaker 1: across the board with everything you. Do AND i think
Speaker 1: that is super important because whenever you veer off the,
Speaker 1: path you can always get back on it because everyone
Speaker 1: knows and it's ingrained in, them like what messages are
Speaker 1: being preached at all at all. Times the team keys
Speaker 1: every week might, change but again you're always starting with
Speaker 1: something very.
Speaker 2: Clear, yeah, always and.
Speaker 3: Getting that with The.
Speaker 1: Titans you look back on stuff With washington and you just,
Speaker 1: realize like there was never a clear starting point or
Speaker 1: a clear message other than, everybody every team who preaches
Speaker 1: we want to win a championship this year or this
Speaker 1: false below our, standard when it's, like what is the?
Speaker 2: STANDARD i think that's.
Speaker 1: What like the organizations like The, patriots The, titans Those
Speaker 1: PATRIOTS i just know of through playing with The titans
Speaker 1: and talking to. Guys but those are organizations THAT i
Speaker 1: do feel create that standard and live by that.
Speaker 2: Code.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Right i'm trying to think how. MANY i, mean
Speaker 3: maybe The steelers fall into that, category.
Speaker 1: Right i'm sure they. Do i'm, Sure like you, know
Speaker 1: there's a lot of great coaches out. THERE i just
Speaker 1: haven't gotten the play for. Him but it's it's like
Speaker 1: your favorite. Play oh oh, shit let's go. Dude first
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Speaker 3: That i'm fired.
Speaker 1: Up?
Speaker 2: Boy do you fired up about?
Speaker 3: This do you want to see him take a shot
Speaker 3: or you just want to see him with the? Bottle
Speaker 3: i'll see him take a. Shot, Hell i'll take a
Speaker 3: shot right. Now we got one opened. Up huh?
Speaker 1: College oh if it's college Bo. Plini, yeah there's just
Speaker 1: no there's no. Question he was a fiery. Dude he
Speaker 1: was a fiery dude and and you know that was
Speaker 1: probably that's like his con right is like being a fiery.
Speaker 1: Dude the dude like blacks out during games because he
Speaker 1: wants to win so. BADLY i don't think he understood
Speaker 1: at times of damage like you can do on young
Speaker 1: players losing it like.
Speaker 3: That, now.
Speaker 1: A lot of us knew where he was coming from
Speaker 1: because he wanted it as bad as, us and we
Speaker 1: always knew was out of. Love BUT i would say
Speaker 1: if he had a con it would always be in
Speaker 1: those moments of being. Fiery but other than, that, dude
Speaker 1: as far as standard and preaching just fundamental things and
Speaker 1: teaching you stuff and carrying over from not being in
Speaker 1: some of the some of the time guy to being
Speaker 1: an all the time guy.
Speaker 2: And everything he.
Speaker 1: Preached, Dude i've just ALWAYS i learned a lot From Coach.
Speaker 1: BO i probably learned the most From Coach. Bo as
Speaker 1: far as in THE, nfl Oh, man doesn't matter if
Speaker 1: it's a.
Speaker 2: Head coach or.
Speaker 3: Not it can be either position coach or head.
Speaker 2: Coach, Man i've had some fun.
Speaker 1: Dudes i've had some fun, DUDES i would, say as
Speaker 1: far as like a leader among like men AND nfl,
Speaker 1: players like grown men who have lives outside of it's all. Business,
Speaker 1: yeah Uh Rich basacia from The, raiders he would yeah to.
Speaker 1: Me he he has the pulse of a of like
Speaker 1: a team and a group as much as Anybody i've
Speaker 1: like seen and respect and stuff like.
Speaker 3: That Uh.
Speaker 1: Man my favorite linebacker coach probably coach Ko Kirk. Alvin
Speaker 1: he was my first one In. Washington Uh and what
Speaker 1: what you? Like what makes for you a good? COACH
Speaker 1: a dude who keeps you? Engaged, ends, man you got
Speaker 1: to be able to relate to a lot of different.
Speaker 1: PERSONALITIES i think you have to be flexible when being with,
Speaker 1: guys LIKE i was actually listening to Coach bowing a
Speaker 1: podcast not too long he.
Speaker 2: WAS i think he was on was It walk The?
Speaker 2: Line the one out Of? Chicago do you guys know
Speaker 2: a Barstool chicago, Podcast like is one of Their walk The?
Speaker 1: LINE i know there's a Dog walk one, Too BUT
Speaker 1: i Coach bo Because bo came ON i want to,
Speaker 1: say In august and then he was In chicago not
Speaker 1: too long. Ago BUT i listened to that just to
Speaker 1: hear what they were talking, about because one of the
Speaker 1: idiot texts me, like, hey Coach bo loved.
Speaker 2: You SO i was like interested to see what he
Speaker 2: was talking.
Speaker 1: About BUT i remember listening to him, say, like you,
Speaker 1: know you could always coach Like, will for, example Like.
Speaker 1: Compton you can Ask compton LIKE i coached him that
Speaker 1: way because you could coach him that way and other
Speaker 1: players would see. It i'm listening to this for the
Speaker 1: first time thinking IF i had truly fucking known, that,
Speaker 1: YEAH i wouldn't have been so fearful around making mistakes
Speaker 1: sometimes as a. Player but like getting in that psyche
Speaker 1: of a coach saying, like you can coach this guy
Speaker 1: a certain way because he'll take it the right way
Speaker 1: in front of other players where other players might show
Speaker 1: up not and he doesn't know. That in his, mind
Speaker 1: he probably Thinks i'm taking it so, well but he
Speaker 1: didn't know. That i'm sitting there, like, Yeah i'm eating,
Speaker 1: it but at the same, time, like, fuck AM i fucking?
Speaker 2: Up like what CAN i do?
Speaker 1: Better cause SOMETIMES i would be out there playing to
Speaker 1: not make a, Mistake but hearing his, PERSPECTIVE i think
Speaker 1: that's WHAT i think that's what makes a good, coach
Speaker 1: being fluid with a lot of different being able to
Speaker 1: teach guys certain things and communicate different messages to different,
Speaker 1: guys communicating the same message differently to different guys because
Speaker 1: everybody handles it.
Speaker 3: DIFFERENTLY i do, think, though when you get to the
Speaker 3: point where your message is making people instead of when
Speaker 3: you make somebody scared to make a, MISTAKE i think
Speaker 3: you've gone down the wrong path because now they're thinking
Speaker 3: and so, like and not just for, sports but for, Anything,
Speaker 3: like you want people to be present in the moment
Speaker 3: and feeling free to do what they've learned how to. Do.
Speaker 3: Right but when you get people THINKING i better not
Speaker 3: make a, MISTAKE i feel like that's one hundred wrong
Speaker 3: place to be.
Speaker 1: Right but you can, see like in our little example
Speaker 1: with coach bo talking about me and the WAY i
Speaker 1: thought of it hearing that message compared to the way
Speaker 1: he's sitting there talking about the, message you just see
Speaker 1: that it was just a, miscommunication like a misthought of
Speaker 1: what happens when that goes down to where if you're
Speaker 1: able to hit on those things between coach, player you,
Speaker 1: know parent, kids stuff like, that like you eliminate a
Speaker 1: lot of those things because you, know, Oh i'm getting
Speaker 1: coached this way because it's more so an example for other,
Speaker 1: guys AND i shouldn't be reading into it like my
Speaker 1: psychotic ass was doing in bed at night hard NOT.
Speaker 3: I had a just watching film over and over like, me, like,
Speaker 3: man wasn't that? BAD i thought it was. Solid BUT
Speaker 3: i had a baseball coach in. College my baseball coach
Speaker 3: in college red line.
Speaker 1: Radio my, fault boys not walk the. Line it's red line.
Speaker 1: Radio shout out the boys out In. Chicago that's my.
Speaker 1: Mistake my college baseball, coach he's Just texas and he
Speaker 1: WAS i don't know if he would say things like.
Speaker 1: This he talked real.
Speaker 3: Slowly his name Was, slim and we, were you, know
Speaker 3: we played In San, Antonio, texas and we were planning
Speaker 3: against his team one. Week he, goes all, right, boys got,
Speaker 3: Around now this is a different. Team we're not used
Speaker 3: to playing a team WITH. Hm he goes with, Uh
Speaker 3: and as soon as he, pauses we're all, like and he,
Speaker 3: goes let's just say they got a lot of skill.
Speaker 3: Players AND i was, Like, god he was the most
Speaker 3: casually racist, dude and we were all, like come, On slim.
Speaker 3: Leg he was, like their skill, players we don't have
Speaker 3: any skill, players so we don't have. Any just on, you.
Speaker 3: Guys he would tell us straight, up we don't we
Speaker 3: don't have any Skill fucking this guy but not a good,
Speaker 3: coach because his message was all over the. Place we
Speaker 3: had a coach, Also Jeff. Brown. YO i could be
Speaker 3: one hundred percent, wrong But i'm. Not he played linebacker
Speaker 3: With jack Del rio AT. Usc he was all or
Speaker 3: catcher in The dodgers farm system When piazza was. THERE
Speaker 3: i believe he was ahead Of, piazza but he got
Speaker 3: in a car. Crash he crushed both of his, feet you,
Speaker 3: know all those little bones in, there and they. Never
Speaker 3: he ended up gaining weight and he could. Never he
Speaker 3: was an intense, dude but, big and he would me.
Speaker 3: Ander this is the best Heckle i've ever heard anyone
Speaker 3: give a. Coach he's man and he by the, way
Speaker 3: he had benched. Me he benched me a lot of.
Speaker 3: Times he didn't like he was, like he was, like
Speaker 3: there's no room to be. Funny i'm, like what do
Speaker 3: you think this is the baseball. Bench this we're supposed
Speaker 3: to be, funny you. Know, yeah he didn't like me
Speaker 3: fucking around too. Much but AND i had really long,
Speaker 3: hair which he. Hated opposing players called me, share which
Speaker 3: was funny BECAUSE i had this big jew froze sticking
Speaker 3: out the back of My. Yeah but he was meandering
Speaker 3: out to the mound one game and somebody from the
Speaker 3: other stance stood up and, goes, hey sit, down, coach
Speaker 3: your fries aren't ready. Yet AND i was, like oh,
Speaker 3: no BECAUSE i KNEW i was gonna be the other
Speaker 3: person who's gonna, laugh BECAUSE i had already been. Benched,
Speaker 3: Yeah and SO i started laugh and he came back
Speaker 3: and he sat down on the bench and he looked
Speaker 3: down at all of, us and he, GOES i don't
Speaker 3: know why you're not. Laughing that's the funniest fucking Thing
Speaker 3: i've ever. HEARD i was, like, thanks. COACH i was,
Speaker 3: like not. YOU i was, like got. It, yeah you
Speaker 3: did not like, me but but code for, Me like
Speaker 3: he made people, scared not, me BECAUSE i was never
Speaker 3: like this just seem like he's gonna punch you or
Speaker 3: anything like m but you could see people their. Abilities
Speaker 3: it was. Harder they were. Tense they would go into the,
Speaker 3: box not shoulders, down but shoulders, up like they were
Speaker 3: already thinking about what he might. Say, right that's gonna
Speaker 3: be a tough, right you know WHAT i?
Speaker 1: Mean oh, yeah, YEAH i mean if you have if
Speaker 1: fear is a factor in while you're playing and trying to,
Speaker 1: perform like you're you're already at a. Disadvantage, yeah because you're.
Speaker 1: Not you're not playing with, freedom you're not playing with
Speaker 1: like the belief in. Yourself you're not playing with none
Speaker 1: that you're thinking about what it's going to be like
Speaker 1: IF i mess, Up like what IF i strike? Out, like,
Speaker 1: MAN i HOPE i don't strike, out or, man you,
Speaker 1: know If i'm thinking about, what uh my examples is, like,
Speaker 1: MAN i HOPE i don't miss this open field. TACKLE
Speaker 1: i HOPE i don't miss this. Tackle and what you
Speaker 1: grow to learn and understand in like sports psychology and
Speaker 1: psychology in, general is that like thinking all those, things
Speaker 1: that's what you're gonna manifest because you're, playing you're playing,
Speaker 1: scared you're playing in, fear and instead of playing like you,
Speaker 1: know if you do miss, it it happens forgiving it
Speaker 1: moving on to the next, play like having that goldfish
Speaker 1: memory is TED lassa.
Speaker 2: Would, say we'll, see we'll.
Speaker 3: See when you're coaching your six year old soccer, TEAM
Speaker 3: i come, on, ladies get your come, on lady buns my.
Speaker 3: Ass let's go.
Speaker 2: Take it away.
Speaker 3: Too.
Speaker 2: Seriously, yeah for.
Speaker 3: SURE i had a bunch of those. FATHERS i coached
Speaker 3: my kids baseball.
Speaker 2: Teams all the dads.
Speaker 5: Do.
Speaker 3: Man we had one, kid one guy show up in
Speaker 3: those short gym coach shorts all the, time all the.
Speaker 3: Time there was one time he said all the, time
Speaker 3: all the, time. Dude there was one time he was
Speaker 3: Squat he would watch the game from the from the
Speaker 3: like the third base, side squatting like in a catcher's,
Speaker 3: position or one leg up and one day his, kid
Speaker 3: his kid got hurt on the. Field they ran out
Speaker 3: to tell him to get, up And i'm out there
Speaker 3: and we won't say, This we'll just call him Mister.
Speaker 3: Jenkins he was out there and he was squatting down
Speaker 3: and he's, like come, on you got to get. Up
Speaker 3: your you got to get. Up and you know the,
Speaker 3: kid they're, kids they're nine years. Old they're gathered around
Speaker 3: AND i just hear a kid from over my shoulder,
Speaker 3: go Mister, jenkins your penis is.
Speaker 2: Out was just another penis was like the penis joked
Speaker 2: in the.
Speaker 3: Pod. YEAH i was, like oh, no this isn't a.
Speaker 3: Joke this is real. Life that kid is gonna have.
Speaker 3: ME i was, like, hey, dude he's, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah you're.
Speaker 2: Penis your dick's.
Speaker 3: Out. Man the baby birds out of The. Newes that's
Speaker 3: h that's a good.
Speaker 1: Just bringing it all the way back around. There let's
Speaker 1: go Nice, well, buddy, BRO i appreciate you coming on.
Speaker 1: Man december, fifteenth go look the boy up.
Speaker 3: At at Zay. Andy's you, know there was rumors that
Speaker 3: you were going to do some stand. Up did you
Speaker 3: guys hear? That did you hear THE i brought it.
Speaker 3: UP i told him there was rumors that he was
Speaker 3: gotta do SOME i got nervous immediately when we had.
Speaker 3: That you, Know Steve burns also been trying to get
Speaker 3: me to come over and do stuff as.
Speaker 9: Well, yeah it makes no sense why you WOULDN'T i
Speaker 9: agree with. YOU i think it's it's the fear element
Speaker 9: THAT i ultimately need to get. Over, yeah like, what
Speaker 9: BUT i do agree with. You, Yeah And i've been.
Speaker 9: Writing i've been writing some subjects out of my notes
Speaker 9: now to. See oh, Yeah i've, been you, know, dabbling
Speaker 9: dudeling a little.
Speaker 3: Bit ye wait to. SEE i, mean it's gotta be
Speaker 3: a ton of fun because you know what happens on my.
Speaker 3: Show you do stand up for the first Time i've
Speaker 3: been to your. Show, yeah and then me And steve
Speaker 3: take you in the back room and re rewrite your
Speaker 3: set and send you back on stage with new. Jokes
Speaker 3: you guys are out there with me, too out there with.
Speaker 3: You it's like training. Wheels.
Speaker 2: MAN i KNOW i know what you. MEAN i do
Speaker 2: agree with.
Speaker 3: You. Guys like it's like you, said being a pusky that's.
Speaker 3: IT i, MEAN i wouldn't say that to your, face
Speaker 3: But steve said. It he called, You, no we got
Speaker 3: to figure something. Out, yeah it seems like could be.
Speaker 1: Fun i'm already nervous thinking about it because people want
Speaker 1: us to do like a live positive And i'm, like,
Speaker 1: man it's. Different like we're we're on the bus right,
Speaker 1: now we got the. Boys like it's just it's a different.
Speaker 1: Element but it's so much, fun.
Speaker 3: Man and then it will open up a part of
Speaker 3: your brain that you didn't know was.
Speaker 2: There it just.
Speaker 3: Will it's fight or flight in front of a lot of, people,
Speaker 3: Right it's fight or, flight.
Speaker 1: Man and so you don't got some go tos and
Speaker 1: you're just standing up there. Sweating Well i'm gonna.
Speaker 3: Pay i'm. Out i'm literally just walking. Out you, Know,
Speaker 3: hey thank. Everybody what you? Know Kevin, Plans oh, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah they're Doing they're doing a live show In. April,
Speaker 3: right he's done stand up on my show In New york.
Speaker 3: BEFORE i was, like just come do some standard and
Speaker 3: he was like He's he was like, What, like you're
Speaker 3: so comfortable talking in front of? People he did, Great
Speaker 3: like this is all it. Is just just think that
Speaker 3: you're talking to these dudes sixth grade. TIMES i freeze
Speaker 3: up with them, boys, Dude, yeah that's, right and bring
Speaker 3: one of the next time one of these guys will
Speaker 3: get on. Us which one of these guys would be
Speaker 3: the best? Comedian mm hmmmm. HM i don't, know, Man
Speaker 3: i'd be better than. You oh that's how that is.
Speaker 1: Right he's. Smart he knows what he's. Doing i've seen
Speaker 1: him when cameras come. On he freezes a little.
Speaker 3: Bit lives better than. Cameras so you you you think
Speaker 3: you can stand up? Already? Yeah also you can do.
Speaker 3: It yeah he.
Speaker 1: Did he bab he called he just called you a
Speaker 1: pussy and he SAID i could do it better than. You,
Speaker 1: yeah but he just said he wouldn't do end. Up
Speaker 1: you guys are boltring a gas like.
Speaker 3: That's more situational. Funny, YEAH i appreciate you coming, on.
Speaker 3: Dude this is. Awesome this has been.
Speaker 2: Awesome