Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer. N Glazer's Nicky here. I am hello everyone,
Speaker 1: Hey Besty's Welcome to the Nicky Glazer Podcast. It's Nicky Glazer.
Speaker 1: It's Tuesday here in St. Louis. I don't know what
Speaker 1: day it is. Whenever you're listening to this, I don't
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Speaker 1: great morning over here at say Glazer. Colin put my
Speaker 1: name first? Why not? Uh no, Are you gonna take
Speaker 1: your husband's last name? Yeah? I am. Yeah. I struggled
Speaker 1: with the last name thing because I was thinking about, like,
Speaker 1: you know, if I ever get married, doing the Courtney
Speaker 1: Cox Arquette kind of thing, Like if I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: Nicki Glazer Arquette, even if the guy's last name is more,
Speaker 1: I'm still gonna go with Arquette, just because I want
Speaker 1: to every did she heap the Arquette too, because there's
Speaker 1: a part of me that thinks that they're still friends
Speaker 1: and that because he's the father of her children. She's like,
Speaker 1: I'll keep this last name. A lot of women, I mean,
Speaker 1: I have a bit about it, but a lot of
Speaker 1: women get divorced, and they don't even go back to
Speaker 1: their old name. It's like forgotten. And I just feel
Speaker 1: like it's so weird that we give up our name.
Speaker 1: It's a nice thing to do for your man, to
Speaker 1: be like, I respect you so much and you have
Speaker 1: so much integrity that I will take I'm so grateful
Speaker 1: for you for not having sex with other women. This
Speaker 1: is all from Getting to I Do, the book we
Speaker 1: have to we have to respect in the book Getting
Speaker 1: Do I Do, which teaches you how to trick me
Speaker 1: out into loving you forever and trick him with things
Speaker 1: that serve you. Anyway, you kind of trick yourself honestly,
Speaker 1: but with that book you learn that you need to
Speaker 1: every like when you when you were in the feminine energy,
Speaker 1: you need to respect the male energy, which you have
Speaker 1: to acknowl Edge wants to have sex with everything and
Speaker 1: you can't deny that, and you go, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that is so nice of you to not have sex
Speaker 1: with everything for me, because I I don't want you
Speaker 1: to that. You are so much integrity not to do that.
Speaker 1: That takes a really strong man, and I am so
Speaker 1: impressed that you don't do that for me. And then
Speaker 1: they get off on like the feeling of being like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm like a superhero because they don't
Speaker 1: bang other women, and then they get horny for the
Speaker 1: idea that they are like superheroes. You know, I'm watching
Speaker 1: White Lotus. My friend recommended it to me because she
Speaker 1: was like, you know, it's about a strong woman's among
Speaker 1: other things. I've only watched the first episode and and
Speaker 1: like twenty minutes of the second. And that's about how
Speaker 1: much I read any of these books that I talk about. Too.
Speaker 1: Let's just know that I'm always watching the Eddie book
Speaker 1: I talk about. I've read four chapters and I just
Speaker 1: a third of them. But I do. I do finish fiction,
Speaker 1: but nonfiction. I'm just like, I get it. Stopped talking
Speaker 1: down to me. I'm not as dumb as your average reader.
Speaker 1: Do you feel that way? Noah, When you read these
Speaker 1: nonfiction books, I realize that there's a certain amount of
Speaker 1: repetition that you like, I'm grateful In the Alan carr
Speaker 1: uh Easy Way to Stop Drinking Without Willpower, that book,
Speaker 1: they repeat the same things over and over because you
Speaker 1: need they're unbrainwashing you, because you've been brainwashed to think
Speaker 1: that alcohol is like this thing you need, so they
Speaker 1: need to be repetitive. But when you're learning about like
Speaker 1: social science, it's just like you guys are I just
Speaker 1: can't hear any more examples. And I skip chapters because
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, that's not They're not talking about my
Speaker 1: mom here, so I want to skip this. I want
Speaker 1: to get to the chapter about my mom or about me. Um.
Speaker 1: Do you have problems? Do you do when when you're
Speaker 1: reading nonfiction? Noah, and a chapter doesn't apply to you? Uh?
Speaker 1: Do you skip it? Or you like a completionist kind
Speaker 1: of like, oh, I want to read everything? And do
Speaker 1: you find that nonfiction books are mostly a lot of filler.
Speaker 1: I'm not a completionist, but I do. Um, And I
Speaker 1: get what you're saying. But for me, the repetitiveness helps
Speaker 1: instill it. So it's good for me to keep seeing
Speaker 1: it because I'm trying to rewire a part of my brain,
Speaker 1: you know. No, I think you're right, um, and and
Speaker 1: that that is That is why the Blinkett app, which
Speaker 1: is this app that takes nonfiction books and kind of
Speaker 1: like parses them down to very abridged versions that are
Speaker 1: like spark notes. They do a great job. The writers
Speaker 1: for those things are really intelligent people that are good writers,
Speaker 1: and but it's because you just read it so quickly
Speaker 1: it doesn't really absorb. And that's why I always say
Speaker 1: people that when I recommend the books that have changed
Speaker 1: my life, Healing Back Pain, dr John Star Now, Easy
Speaker 1: Way to Stop Drinking, Alan Carr Easy Way to Stop Smoking. Uh,
Speaker 1: And those titles have kind of shifted since then. So
Speaker 1: just the Alan car method. It is very repetitive and
Speaker 1: and I always tell people take your time with it.
Speaker 1: Read very slow, make sure it really absorbs in. Speed
Speaker 1: reading apparently is not um the best way to get
Speaker 1: information like and and to remember information, because I've always
Speaker 1: been obsessed with I like things fast, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: always like, oh my god, it would be so nice
Speaker 1: to be what I heard. JFK was like I heard
Speaker 1: he could just read newspapers like he would just go
Speaker 1: down with his finger like zip zip zip, you know,
Speaker 1: back in the day newspapers like the columns like this.
Speaker 1: He could read so fast, and and there's all these
Speaker 1: techniques to do that. You know, most reading you're slow
Speaker 1: because you're moving your eye. So that's why I do
Speaker 1: really big font on my um phone. I'll show you
Speaker 1: an example of just how big my font is. Uh no, uh,
Speaker 1: but yeah, it's like I think it's like four words
Speaker 1: per page. Um, yeah, no, three words per line pretty much. Um,
Speaker 1: you can't really see it. But and so I'm able
Speaker 1: to just do chunks of it like three words, and
Speaker 1: so you don't have to move your eyes back and
Speaker 1: forth and scroll. So it's it cuts down on time
Speaker 1: and then you can change the app I like to
Speaker 1: reading my phone, as I've talked about a lot. Uh,
Speaker 1: so you don't have to flick your finger every time
Speaker 1: you turn a page because you know, there's so little
Speaker 1: words on the page. You can just scroll like you're
Speaker 1: reading an online article. But then there's not that satisfaction
Speaker 1: of like page, I'm done with this page. It's just
Speaker 1: like it's never ending kind of. And the scroll on
Speaker 1: the side is so small you can't see any progress
Speaker 1: because it's a whole book. That's like, you know, the
Speaker 1: little thing that shows you how much you've read, it's
Speaker 1: not there's something about reading that really, Um, there's something
Speaker 1: so satisfying about when you first get into a book
Speaker 1: enough where you're like, oh, there's a chunk that I've
Speaker 1: gone through, you know, that first time, because when you
Speaker 1: first start a book and you maybe get ten pages in,
Speaker 1: that's not a substantial amount to even hold its own weight.
Speaker 1: Like if you're let's say you're reading a real book,
Speaker 1: it won't like stay open on its own. If you
Speaker 1: would like crease it even, it'll be like the paper
Speaker 1: will like fly back over and you're like, god, I
Speaker 1: haven't even accomplished anything. But man, when you get that
Speaker 1: halfway point, there's a chunk you've already taken down that
Speaker 1: feels so good. Used to do a bit about how
Speaker 1: women would read on the train. I should bring it
Speaker 1: back because it only I only did it on Canadian television. Um,
Speaker 1: and I really didn't. There's so many bits I look
Speaker 1: back on from my early days of stand up that
Speaker 1: I didn't really get into. I would just kind of, oh,
Speaker 1: that's good enough, and then move on to the next
Speaker 1: thing because I was kind of scared to go too
Speaker 1: deep or I'm lazy, I guess is what the word is. Um.
Speaker 1: But I used to do a joke about girls reading
Speaker 1: on the train. I would see it in New York
Speaker 1: and like, I would get so jealous because I would
Speaker 1: see girls reading and then they would read something and
Speaker 1: they do the thing where they go they kind of
Speaker 1: laugh to themselves and like kind of like shake their
Speaker 1: head and you go, we got it. You read like, Oh,
Speaker 1: you're entertained by a book. Oh, and is it? Oh
Speaker 1: you have a New York or tote you're so smart.
Speaker 1: Oh you have a book from the Strand? Is that
Speaker 1: a bookstore? Like? Or you have a tote bag from
Speaker 1: the Strand? Like? Oh, and it's a little bit old.
Speaker 1: Oh were you reading books in the seventies even though
Speaker 1: your parents weren't even born yet. Like, there's people that
Speaker 1: love to brag that their intellectual in public. Listen, do
Speaker 1: I feel a little bit annoyed that when I read
Speaker 1: on my phone people can't tell that I'm reading a book.
Speaker 1: And do I want people to know I'm reading a
Speaker 1: book on my phone when I'm on my phone? Yes?
Speaker 1: I do. Is there anybody to let them know that? No,
Speaker 1: unless I lick my finger and do that every time
Speaker 1: I turned the page on my phone, which is unnecessary.
Speaker 1: But yeah, there's no way to let people know because
Speaker 1: when you're on your phone, you just look like you
Speaker 1: could be on TikTok. You know, people, I need to
Speaker 1: just be like I'm reading. I just need to announce
Speaker 1: it um. The other day, I was reading on the
Speaker 1: plane and it's reading David's Spades uh memoir forget what
Speaker 1: it's called. But he has an audible book that he
Speaker 1: just did for audible, an audio book sorry, that he
Speaker 1: just did for that's only audio. And then he did
Speaker 1: one that was his memoir, the first one, you guys.
Speaker 1: It is so goddamn funny and such an easy read,
Speaker 1: and it's just like how he talks. I couldn't recommend
Speaker 1: it enough. I was on the plane. I was laughing
Speaker 1: so hard that I had to put it away because
Speaker 1: it was becoming annoying to the dude next to me,
Speaker 1: because I was becoming that girl that was like, we
Speaker 1: get it. You're entertained by that. You have so much
Speaker 1: joy in your life. You can laugh alone. I mean,
Speaker 1: laughing alone is a if you're able to get someone
Speaker 1: to laugh when they're alone, and that's a really good
Speaker 1: feeling too. You're in a good place in life if
Speaker 1: you because so much about laughter is contagious. And that's
Speaker 1: why comedy clubs they pack you in the front really
Speaker 1: close together, because when other people's laugh makes you laugh,
Speaker 1: it just is that's you know, that's just widely known.
Speaker 1: Low ceilings get the laughter really um in a cavernous dome,
Speaker 1: so that it can just vibrate round and everyone you
Speaker 1: just catch it, like COVID. That's why COVID it was
Speaker 1: like the worst thing for comedy clubs because it's small rooms.
Speaker 1: The best thing for comedy clubs is small rooms, low ceilings,
Speaker 1: not a lot of ventilation, and people packed very close together.
Speaker 1: That's why when you're performing and the tables were distant,
Speaker 1: it was like, this sucks. This feels like the open
Speaker 1: mic I used to do in Kansas City in two
Speaker 1: thousand four, where people would just seat themselves. That's why
Speaker 1: when you go to comedy clubs, they they shove you
Speaker 1: to the front as close as possible because it makes
Speaker 1: other people laughter makes you laugh. That's why I like
Speaker 1: to watch comedy shows with other people. I hate laughing
Speaker 1: alone because you want to go wasn't that funny? Like
Speaker 1: you want to share it with someone laughing alone? Is?
Speaker 1: I mean, it's nice when I'm reading a book of
Speaker 1: my friends and I literally am sending in voice moments
Speaker 1: like oh my god, this thing you just wrote was
Speaker 1: so funny, And yes, I'm bragging about being friends with
Speaker 1: David's paide. I do it every podcast. It's the best
Speaker 1: thing that's ever happened in my life. Um. But it's
Speaker 1: funny because he likes to hear. I'm not someone who
Speaker 1: likes to hear my stuff's told back to me, because
Speaker 1: oftentimes people are like, oh my god, that joke you
Speaker 1: did on that thing, and I'm like, I didn't even
Speaker 1: write that. That was written for like by my friend,
Speaker 1: and I tell them that, or it's like a joke
Speaker 1: that I wrote so long ago that I don't even
Speaker 1: feel like good about anymore. I can never it's it's
Speaker 1: the only times I like getting compliments about jokes. And
Speaker 1: by the way, people coming to my shows, please giving compliments.
Speaker 1: This is not apply. I would rather have a compliment
Speaker 1: than no compliment. And there's just no way to give
Speaker 1: me the perfect one. But my favorite ones are like
Speaker 1: about a joke I just wrote, I mean, and that's
Speaker 1: the only time a comedian has any pride generally. But Spade,
Speaker 1: he likes hearing stuff that made uh me laugh and
Speaker 1: uh he he doesn't have any problem hearing that stuff,
Speaker 1: which which makes me feel good. There's this thing that
Speaker 1: he wrote in his book and maybe this will translate,
Speaker 1: But can I just read a little excerpt? And I know, no,
Speaker 1: you're not a fan of me reading things on the pod,
Speaker 1: but this is so funny. And I told him, I
Speaker 1: was like, I bet you don't even remember writing this,
Speaker 1: but you need to do this on stage and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna make you. I'm gonna like work over the beats
Speaker 1: for you so you remember. So this is an introduction
Speaker 1: he's talking about, like, you know, everyone has to write
Speaker 1: an introduction in their book. That's like, hey, I know
Speaker 1: you just picked up this book. This is what you're
Speaker 1: about to see. I've never written a book. It's always
Speaker 1: like whatever comedians. Books are always like listen, welcome to
Speaker 1: the book. I don't know what I'm doing, and it's
Speaker 1: just like, why are we even doing this? So this
Speaker 1: was he goes f y, I this book is not
Speaker 1: that serious. This is meant to be read when super bored,
Speaker 1: than forgotten. Fifteen minutes later. By the way, I have
Speaker 1: read this book before and I forgot everything in it.
Speaker 1: So it's fun to be able to read it again
Speaker 1: and laugh. He said it could be read cover to
Speaker 1: cover during one medium to severe case of diarrhea. Nothing
Speaker 1: in it will change your life. There are no easy
Speaker 1: tips to lose belly fat like I see on my
Speaker 1: computer every day. It's just me blabbling, blabbing away about
Speaker 1: my life and s and l and getting beat up
Speaker 1: by my assistant and any other stupid shit I could
Speaker 1: think of. It's easy to read, no big words because
Speaker 1: I don't know any. He says. This is the part
Speaker 1: that I was like dying. He goes, it's like watching
Speaker 1: Dolphintail on HBO and then forgetting you ever saw it.
Speaker 1: By the way, I did see Dolphintail, and I didn't
Speaker 1: forget it. In fact, I had a few problems with it.
Speaker 1: This not might be for this forum, but real quick,
Speaker 1: it's about a dolphin with a bad attitude. He gets
Speaker 1: caught in some lobster traps and his tail gets chopped off,
Speaker 1: and so he's fucked. He's basically an anchor because he
Speaker 1: doesn't have a rudder. He starts freaking out, so people
Speaker 1: start to help him, and for some reason he's a
Speaker 1: dick about I don't know why. It makes me laugh
Speaker 1: so hard that this dolphin is that he's calling this
Speaker 1: dolphin a dick. They make him a little crumby tail
Speaker 1: out of popsicle sticks or whatever, and he doesn't like it.
Speaker 1: This is where I'd say it's for your own good dipshit,
Speaker 1: but he's not having it. Then they get a doctor
Speaker 1: to make a better one, and he's still being a pussy.
Speaker 1: He smashes against the wall and breaks it, like, I
Speaker 1: hate it, it's not my real tail. I hate the ocean,
Speaker 1: I hate everyone, full Jan Brady tantrum. Then he realized
Speaker 1: it helped and starts nudging the fake tail, like put
Speaker 1: it back on, get it on now, and they're like,
Speaker 1: funk off, you don't want it. Remember you're so fucking tough.
Speaker 1: Have fun drowning more on because this is going on
Speaker 1: a shark. Now you're an asshole. I've never seen dolphin tail,
Speaker 1: but now I want to. I want uh it? Just
Speaker 1: you know what, Reading this book made me realize that
Speaker 1: when I am approaching writing my own it's okay if
Speaker 1: my book sounds exactly like how I talk, and if anything,
Speaker 1: people who are drawn to my book are going to
Speaker 1: be people who have listened to me talk incessantly and
Speaker 1: are going to want to be able to write like
Speaker 1: read in my voice. Whenever I read a book, though,
Speaker 1: like and really get into it. I really loved Lena
Speaker 1: Dunham's book I Forget what it was called, really really good.
Speaker 1: She's an amazing writer, however you feel about her work
Speaker 1: on yourself? By the what the fund just happened out there?
Speaker 1: Did you hear that? I think Andrew killed himself? Andrew, Andrew,
Speaker 1: are you okay? Okay? Jesus Christ has scared me? Um.
Speaker 1: We'll get to him in a second anyway, Lena Dunham,
Speaker 1: his book was really good. And Uh I started writing
Speaker 1: when I was I was trying to write after I
Speaker 1: read her because it inspired me, and I started writing
Speaker 1: in her voice. I just become a sponge. I just
Speaker 1: can't help but talk like the people I surround myself with.
Speaker 1: And um. So that's why today we might talk about
Speaker 1: Ony fans, because I've been around Andrew a lot. And
Speaker 1: uh it's uh darn daring um our discussion about only fans.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of other words team has pronounces?
Speaker 1: Did you have anxiety? And anxiety? Ony? Uh? What was
Speaker 1: the other one? Daring? Daring? And uh? Oh vocab vocabulary vulnerable,
Speaker 1: vulnerable regular um. And I think that's that's it for now.
Speaker 1: We'll get some more. Well, we'll definitely get some more.
Speaker 1: When I bring him in just a second and make
Speaker 1: we'll find out what that humongous crash was. I hope
Speaker 1: my room was okay, okay, yeah, what happened out there?
Speaker 1: That was a huge crash. I really want to know.
Speaker 1: Nothing broke? What I what felt a guitar? No? No, no, no, no? Um?
Speaker 1: What do I do out there? Oh? Golf? You hit something?
Speaker 1: Did you wack something? Yeah? Would you wack? It's probably
Speaker 1: the worst thing you could whack. But everything's fine. Guitar. No,
Speaker 1: A mirror? Oh you at the mirror. It's a very
Speaker 1: heavy mirror. No. No, I hit the wood on the
Speaker 1: side and I was very startled. How did you hit it?
Speaker 1: I got a little too excited. I'm actually sweating right
Speaker 1: now because of that. I did a little workout out there.
Speaker 1: I swing this like rubber ball thing that's a little
Speaker 1: that's heavier than a club, that gets your swing feeling smooth,
Speaker 1: and it's like a way to jacket for swinging. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just like it's a it's a swing practice er. Yes,
Speaker 1: the club feels very light comparative to us memory. I
Speaker 1: think it can. I think it can stretch you out
Speaker 1: and strengthen your rhythm, rhythm, and so I rhythmly hit
Speaker 1: the mirror, and it's just you never know when you're
Speaker 1: going to counter a mirror on the eighth hole. Look,
Speaker 1: I look in the mirror on every hole. Yeah, in
Speaker 1: my head, and I see a loser who can't fucking
Speaker 1: master this game. And I don't understand, man, Andrew, what
Speaker 1: is going on with this game? Yesterday you came up
Speaker 1: and then you were muttering to yourself while you were
Speaker 1: practicing your swing. I don't I don't know if you
Speaker 1: knew you were doing it, but you were like, write
Speaker 1: two more on. You can't even get anything right. You
Speaker 1: look more on you And I was just like strumming
Speaker 1: my guitar, just quietly, like wow streams. I was like
Speaker 1: trying to sing, and like he was just like you,
Speaker 1: because some days you're very proud of what you've done
Speaker 1: on the course thing in one of Noah's favorite bands,
Speaker 1: Cannibal Course Swing Harder Swing, Swing Swing Harder Death Suck
Speaker 1: My Balls. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I get very
Speaker 1: hard on myself because I swear to God, I've never
Speaker 1: put this much time into something. I know I could
Speaker 1: be very good at it, and I know there's a
Speaker 1: lot of golfers out there that are way more less
Speaker 1: coordinated out there that are better. And it's just about
Speaker 1: doing the same thing. I'm very we do it in
Speaker 1: stand up, but repeat the same thing over and over again.
Speaker 1: My brain doesn't work that way, like like muscle memory,
Speaker 1: Like I constantly I get bored with doing the same thing,
Speaker 1: really because I feel like you like to go to
Speaker 1: the same workout classes. You like to go to the like,
Speaker 1: but each workout classes different. So like with a golf swing,
Speaker 1: you just have to repeat the same. Yeah, you get
Speaker 1: excited when you learn a new thing and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm changing everything. You get really excited, like I thought
Speaker 1: I was holding it right this time I'm changing it,
Speaker 1: and you want to keep. You want to keep. You
Speaker 1: ever feel out with a guitar when you're like strumming,
Speaker 1: You're like, I kind of want to strum did or
Speaker 1: I want to try this rhythm? No, because I want
Speaker 1: to just I want to believe that what I'm doing
Speaker 1: is the right way. And if I have to change everything,
Speaker 1: then I go, oh no, like all the things I've
Speaker 1: been doing thus far, I have to read like the
Speaker 1: way I hold my pick is completely wrong. I mean
Speaker 1: any I dying to find any example where the pencil
Speaker 1: weird too. Yeah, that's that's my argument, is that I
Speaker 1: that's my justification for is that you know, and how
Speaker 1: do you hold a pencil? Can you show people do
Speaker 1: you have? Well, this is just gonna be audio, but like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I hold it like I look like I have cerebral
Speaker 1: palsy when I hold and then that is not a
Speaker 1: slight on people's cerebral policy. It looks like I have
Speaker 1: a bone disease. That who taught you that? And who
Speaker 1: tried to get it out of your system? It didn't
Speaker 1: I taught myself. This just feels comfortable to me, and
Speaker 1: this never felt comfortable to me, Like holding it like
Speaker 1: I was like writing my dearest Tabatha, I am that
Speaker 1: on the sea ease, and I loaned for you whenever
Speaker 1: I right, like you're supposed to. Yeah, it feels like
Speaker 1: I'm writing with a feather quill. And like signing the
Speaker 1: Declaration of Independence had nothing to do with wanting to
Speaker 1: be different, What are you kidding? All I wanted to
Speaker 1: be was the same. I hated being like Nikki, we
Speaker 1: need to get you special writing lessons like Nikki Holzer
Speaker 1: and and you know, everyone was just always like, what
Speaker 1: are you doing? Now? You don't write anymore, so no
Speaker 1: one ever sees me do it. Once in a while
Speaker 1: i'll do something people be like, what the fund is that?
Speaker 1: Why do you remember? Yeah, I thought your hand was broken.
Speaker 1: I thought it was an advice. Well, the thing is,
Speaker 1: I think that my my pointer finger is twisted like
Speaker 1: it doesn't go straight, it goes to the right. Is
Speaker 1: that's why you don't need sushi chopsticks? You know, I
Speaker 1: love chopsticks. I would I would forego a fork chopsticks.
Speaker 1: I love chopsticks, I really do. I would rather use
Speaker 1: chopsticks in my hands. You remember the first time you
Speaker 1: ever used up sticks? I think every like small town
Speaker 1: or like I know a friend time I had sushi.
Speaker 1: You eat like a you get a tuna roll just
Speaker 1: playing tuna macky roll, or you get a California roll. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the classic one. I mean now the chicken karoaki guy.
Speaker 1: Until I was about fourteen, I was so afraid of sushi.
Speaker 1: I mean I think we all were so um oh,
Speaker 1: so exotic. It was like eating it was like a
Speaker 1: fear factor. It was speaking of the one time I
Speaker 1: was not a cook such big bites that um and
Speaker 1: I think I've said this before, and I'm sorry to
Speaker 1: mention David Spade again, but I was at dinner with
Speaker 1: him and I ate such a big bite. I was
Speaker 1: eating this like salad, and I took such a big
Speaker 1: bite with my chopsticks that it was honestly, like a
Speaker 1: perfect right angle with my chopsticks, like they were so
Speaker 1: there's so much between them, and I stuffed in my
Speaker 1: face and he goes easy fear factor and he goes, gut,
Speaker 1: is Joe Rogan sitting next to you with a stop Watch?
Speaker 1: What's going on? I spit it out. I was loving
Speaker 1: sword and he goes, honestly, he goes, it looks like
Speaker 1: I think I said that. I was like, it looks
Speaker 1: like in a too angle, like my top six were
Speaker 1: this thing like this much a party was like it
Speaker 1: was so embarrassing and getting caught doing a big bite.
Speaker 1: But that's I take huge bites. I would never have
Speaker 1: called you out on a big bite. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: something I wouldn't do. I mean, I think, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind if you called me out a big
Speaker 1: but I'm a big bitter. I'm like huge liked sometimes
Speaker 1: I'll take too big of a bite I need to
Speaker 1: spit it out, and then I try to or because
Speaker 1: of my choking fear still hits me up. When I'll
Speaker 1: eat a fat hits you up. It's like, hey, what's up?
Speaker 1: What's up? Bad? I remember me? Do you remember how
Speaker 1: you're a little bit Yeah? Remember when I made you
Speaker 1: go to the hospital when you weren't choking on anything
Speaker 1: and you were laying on your grandma's carpet and you
Speaker 1: thought you would'thale a fiber and you drove yourself to
Speaker 1: the hospital because you thought you were choking it up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember you. You want to hang out later? Thanks
Speaker 1: for coming up. One told before I made this chip,
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. I'm gonna make you smash a mirror tomorrow. Dude,
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck I do. I'm scared of you.
Speaker 1: So I every anytime I eat like a fatty piece
Speaker 1: of meat, I'll think I'm gonna choke on it. That
Speaker 1: I better like. If Brenda weren't the most perfect bodied
Speaker 1: person in the world, I would never make that joke,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And if she wasn't cool,
Speaker 1: but um uh no, I but then I'll have to
Speaker 1: spit it out, but I spit it out smoothly. But
Speaker 1: there I'm not being smooth. I'm sure you've probably spin
Speaker 1: into a napkin, like when you think you're being smooth.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're talking about this the other night, like
Speaker 1: I can't. Andrew will always like if we're in, if
Speaker 1: we're together and there's like someone being weird. Let's say
Speaker 1: there's like there's three of us at a table and
Speaker 1: it's some it's like a new comic that's like backstage
Speaker 1: with us or something, and he says something like dude,
Speaker 1: like I just he says something you know, ridiculous to me,
Speaker 1: Like he goes, he goes, you know what, like I
Speaker 1: I didn't used to think you were funny, but you
Speaker 1: were like so something that I honestly don't even care anymore.
Speaker 1: You know, Andrew will like, I'll just keep looking at
Speaker 1: the guy like totally normal, like nothing my face. You
Speaker 1: will not read on my face if even if I
Speaker 1: am a fact in a perfect pokeram I'm really good
Speaker 1: at having a bog and someone says something really absurd
Speaker 1: or drops like, you know, said I was going to
Speaker 1: say the N word, but someone said the N word
Speaker 1: in front of me. I would call them out on it.
Speaker 1: But no, not that word. But if I um, if
Speaker 1: I if but you, but you, this is what I feel.
Speaker 1: I could feel Andrew next to me and he'll do this.
Speaker 1: His his head will jerk so wildly that he'll knock
Speaker 1: over a mirror like it is. He'll he'll look at
Speaker 1: me like did you hear that? Like right in front
Speaker 1: of the person, And I'm like, and maybe the person
Speaker 1: isn't looking at Andrew. But I don't think Andrew understands
Speaker 1: peripheral like vision. I don't. I think that there's a
Speaker 1: lack of um just understanding that that person might be
Speaker 1: able to see you. And so you'll and then yes, yes,
Speaker 1: you'll do that. And because there's it started so early
Speaker 1: with you, I started recognizing it because I've always been
Speaker 1: someone who's really good about not if there's like a
Speaker 1: little person who walks by, or someone that looks really
Speaker 1: like weird and there's like limping and like homeless, or
Speaker 1: is signing a check and as holding the pen the
Speaker 1: same way I do, like I've never I've always been
Speaker 1: someone who doesn't want to anyone to feel like I'm
Speaker 1: making fun of them, even though I'm not a good person,
Speaker 1: like never make fun of them, like now, I don't
Speaker 1: ever people, no, no, no, And I'm just giving examples
Speaker 1: of like little guy. Adults all the time point out
Speaker 1: little people. A little person walks by and they go,
Speaker 1: oh my look, hands are already pointed that way. Are
Speaker 1: you kind of what do you mean my hands are
Speaker 1: naturally faced down? Oh yeah, well yeah, well that was
Speaker 1: that was good. That was decent joke. It's time to joke.
Speaker 1: I'm just it's a biology. No, I mean, like across
Speaker 1: the street of someone. I just never someone I hate
Speaker 1: when there's a person with a facial disfigurement or something
Speaker 1: really weird and they just have they go through their
Speaker 1: whole life and all they do is people look at them.
Speaker 1: That's all their whole life is. Or if they're like
Speaker 1: a trans um, like a trans woman who is a
Speaker 1: six foot what had been a six ft six man
Speaker 1: and now and it's just like it's very obvious that
Speaker 1: they're a man who is transitioning. I'm never I never
Speaker 1: will snicker about that. I will not talk about that.
Speaker 1: I will not acknowledge that they're different until like and
Speaker 1: if pretty much ever now because I'm just like it's
Speaker 1: not of note. But then I if I'm with someone
Speaker 1: who does something like hits me, I won't even acknowledge it,
Speaker 1: like because I know that when I was anorexic. I
Speaker 1: think it's after I was intorexic, I realized that all
Speaker 1: the things that people do that they think you don't see,
Speaker 1: you see when you're a person that is being talked
Speaker 1: about everywhere you go. You see the nudges, you see
Speaker 1: the look over there, you see them whisper, and then
Speaker 1: the person doesn't see it, and then you see that
Speaker 1: person's head move towards you. You see it all. And
Speaker 1: so if I could just reach out to anyone who's
Speaker 1: listening right now, that might be someone who you know,
Speaker 1: sometimes you're not a bad person for wanting to point
Speaker 1: out a little person because sometimes you don't see them
Speaker 1: a lot and it is interesting, like maybe you're not
Speaker 1: making fun of them, but it's just like an interesting
Speaker 1: person that maybe has like a a um you know,
Speaker 1: like maybe uh like it out behind no person someone
Speaker 1: that just like looks different. Don't be a child and
Speaker 1: go and they know they know that you're talking about them.
Speaker 1: They even the most subtle thing, like even a kick
Speaker 1: under the table, They see that stuff, and I know
Speaker 1: you're like, they don't see me kicking at the table.
Speaker 1: I used to see girls kick each other under the
Speaker 1: table about me across the cafeteria when they thought they
Speaker 1: were being so subtle. And then there were other girls
Speaker 1: that would just go like, oh my god, like and
Speaker 1: do it very obviously. So I think I'm just very
Speaker 1: sensitive to that stuff. But like you know, when I
Speaker 1: went looking an ass, oh my god, watching you see
Speaker 1: other women or hot guys, guys, did you see that guy?
Speaker 1: And I go, yeah, I saw that guy. I didn't
Speaker 1: this girl was wearing I mean, this was I'm not
Speaker 1: saying it's just it was a couple of years ago
Speaker 1: in New York and she had on you know, um
Speaker 1: yoga pants, and her butt was just it was the biggest,
Speaker 1: most insane but I've ever seen. And I'm just I'm
Speaker 1: mesmerized by it. But I don't try to be creepy
Speaker 1: with I'm literally just like in awe of It's like
Speaker 1: seeing in beautiful painting. But I'm not like you. But
Speaker 1: you weren't present enough to know that someone could see. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And so another comic, this guy readye Conquest, so he's like,
Speaker 1: bro really and like I didn't know he was there,
Speaker 1: Like he was just randomly and old, and I was
Speaker 1: just like I did. I got caught staring at a
Speaker 1: girl's boobs in high school. I think that was very
Speaker 1: formative for me too, when because this girl just had
Speaker 1: big boobs and I was just like, I think that
Speaker 1: was just I don't I could have been looking at
Speaker 1: her shirt. I don't know what it was. But he goes,
Speaker 1: WHOA Nikki's checking out your tips and I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't even know that I was, but it was
Speaker 1: so embarrassing that I just got caught staring at this
Speaker 1: girl ruin my relationship with the nipples. My ex girlfriend
Speaker 1: said that I was staring at someone's nipples through their
Speaker 1: shirt because she wasn't wearing a brawl. That's why I
Speaker 1: don't wear things that show my nipples, uh and like
Speaker 1: my cleavage, because I just don't want because I know
Speaker 1: men can't control it, and I don't want to make
Speaker 1: men like I don't like when men are like, especially
Speaker 1: friends like you, I don't care, like if you look
Speaker 1: at my nipples, I'm just like, oh, he's just a
Speaker 1: But I wasn't even gawking over nipples. I was just like,
Speaker 1: those are nipples. I'm not used to seeing female nipples.
Speaker 1: They're here in a bar. I'm gonna maybe they're gonna
Speaker 1: probably get my attention for a little bit longer. It's
Speaker 1: not like, well the thing was you probably do or
Speaker 1: did there's like something not her, but like the fact
Speaker 1: that you were trying to the nipples didn't mean that
Speaker 1: you wanted to suck that girl in particular to her,
Speaker 1: but made your girlfriend at the time think, oh my god,
Speaker 1: he like he's attracted to other things that catch his eye,
Speaker 1: necessarily his friend's nipples, but like that made her feel
Speaker 1: insecure that and that girl is living in a delusional
Speaker 1: world where the guy she's dating is not going to
Speaker 1: be attracted to other women. I mean, please get over yourself.
Speaker 1: I mean I honestly feel like even with Brenda, if
Speaker 1: we were people watching, we could go look at that
Speaker 1: that girl's nipples are and like you can almost talk.
Speaker 1: My god. I love pointing out hot girls when I'm
Speaker 1: with a guy that i'm into and being like, look
Speaker 1: how she is, like would you and like he's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I love It's so fun. I don't
Speaker 1: do the same for guys at all, because it's just
Speaker 1: not a two way street. Like people always go, oh,
Speaker 1: you don't mind if you're boyfriend like hooks up with
Speaker 1: girls on the road, so you got to hook up
Speaker 1: with guys. And it's like, no, not everything has to
Speaker 1: be equal. I'm just saying I don't mind it. I
Speaker 1: respect that he does mind it. No, I have a
Speaker 1: question for you. How do you feel about um, your
Speaker 1: fiance if you catch him looking at other girls? Or like,
Speaker 1: do you do you struggle with the idea that he
Speaker 1: might be attracted other women? Not anymore? Really? Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: in a deserts but when that cactus has that little
Speaker 1: bloom once a year that looks like a nipple. Oh shit,
Speaker 1: no no, uh yeah, tell me tell me, no, what
Speaker 1: what have you Have you seen him be attracted to
Speaker 1: other women or had any kind of like angling in
Speaker 1: your healthy stage of your relationship? And how was that
Speaker 1: different than when you would have perceived it before. Can
Speaker 1: you give us an example or Uh? I think it
Speaker 1: really has a lot to do with uh, our our
Speaker 1: relationship and how we've built it and conversations that we've
Speaker 1: had about my jealousy UM and I don't know, like
Speaker 1: something just happened and it was a conversation that I've
Speaker 1: told you about where he pointed out He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: if I see long legs, I'm going to be attracted
Speaker 1: to that. But it doesn't mean that I'm going to
Speaker 1: go and like pursue that girl to funk her, because
Speaker 1: I have integrity and I love our relationship. Once I
Speaker 1: heard that, it was just the right wording, the right time,
Speaker 1: and now I actually think it's hot when he looks
Speaker 1: at another way. Have you tried making your legs longer? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I have us like a stretcher in the back. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: she's tired of being pointed out across the street by people.
Speaker 1: She's a tiny, tiny little person. Um, Noah, that is
Speaker 1: so interesting. And if if you are someone listening to
Speaker 1: the podcast right now and you just zoned out and
Speaker 1: didn't hear what Noah just said, very important to rewind
Speaker 1: and hear the way that man handled jealousy and women too.
Speaker 1: If if your woman gets jealous of you looking at
Speaker 1: another woman or being attracted to another woman, saying that
Speaker 1: you're not denying it is not going to get you anywhere,
Speaker 1: because first of all, that's a lie. You're a man,
Speaker 1: You're allowed to be attracted other women. It's biologically impossible
Speaker 1: for you to not be I think, unless you were
Speaker 1: completely neutered by this woman. So the way he responded
Speaker 1: again tell us what he said. He's like, I have integrity.
Speaker 1: It's not like the long legs thing interested me because
Speaker 1: you do not have long legs. So that is a
Speaker 1: woman's worst fear, that a man might be attracted to
Speaker 1: something that you don't have. So say, you have small boobs,
Speaker 1: and you and and you are jealous of a guy.
Speaker 1: That's kind of like getting a little bit aroused by
Speaker 1: a woman on TV with big boobs, or you know,
Speaker 1: his friend is telling about a girl that he's dating
Speaker 1: as big boobs and he high fives him or something,
Speaker 1: and you go, oh my god, he likes girls with
Speaker 1: big boobs. Instead of you going do you like girls
Speaker 1: with big boobs? Like tell me you don't, or like
Speaker 1: that's what you want, don't look for that. This guy
Speaker 1: that Noah is in love with was able to tell
Speaker 1: her that he is into the opposite thing that she has.
Speaker 1: I mean, she does have legs, but they're real nubby,
Speaker 1: And know you have amazing legs there, Your legs are
Speaker 1: incredible and they are looking for your your body. But
Speaker 1: but for him to say about long legs, that's not
Speaker 1: something you pride yourself on necessarily as having long legs.
Speaker 1: So for him to acknowledge that and say, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: going to be attracted to women with long legs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be sexually rousing for me. But I'm not
Speaker 1: going to go off and try to have sex with
Speaker 1: them and replace your short nubs. Sorry. No, I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to be funny with those long legs because I
Speaker 1: have integrity. Men say that, say I have integrity, and
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna if I'm in a bar and a
Speaker 1: girl says, you're looking at her nipples, and I go,
Speaker 1: you're right, I am looking at her nipples. She has
Speaker 1: great nipples. But I'm with you. I feel like a
Speaker 1: lot of women hearing that out there right now, I
Speaker 1: would have trouble, especially at a bar, because this is
Speaker 1: a two way street. To Noah, because I don't think
Speaker 1: you would have been able to handle that at statement
Speaker 1: had you not done the work on yourself as well,
Speaker 1: where it doesn't mean you're gonna be perfect and not
Speaker 1: get jealous. Like you, there are times where bubbles up.
Speaker 1: Obviously that was a time for you where you were
Speaker 1: doing better than you would have before that you could
Speaker 1: even have that conversation without smashing playiss. But it still
Speaker 1: was uncomfortable for you, and you didn't like the conversation.
Speaker 1: But then there was something about it that not only
Speaker 1: a put you at ease, but b turns you on
Speaker 1: the thing that irritates you more than anything in the world.
Speaker 1: It makes you feel more insecure than anything the world
Speaker 1: in past relationships is now something that turns you on
Speaker 1: because you know, and this might not be one size
Speaker 1: fits all where every woman is going to be super
Speaker 1: horny for integrity, but there's something about the way he
Speaker 1: phrased that where it was like, I value our relationship
Speaker 1: enough that no matter what happens out there or what
Speaker 1: I'm tempted by, I'm those sirens can do whatever they want.
Speaker 1: I'm going to I've, I've, I've I've Like you know,
Speaker 1: like what Odysseus or whatever, he ties himself to the
Speaker 1: thing so that he can't make the ship crash into
Speaker 1: the ocean. So you're the tye, You're you've you've bonded
Speaker 1: him to the ship. Yeah, no, I think her reaction
Speaker 1: and exactly what you said. If they've worked on themselves,
Speaker 1: and a woman who can't handle that is just yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, then he's gonna run to old Daddy long
Speaker 1: legs because you just screamed at him for being honest
Speaker 1: and for just being a human being, and like the
Speaker 1: rushes him to lie to a lot of men are
Speaker 1: just going to go. I wasn't looking at her because like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, you did not want to bang your friend
Speaker 1: whose nipples were I really didn't. She's not the one
Speaker 1: that you have a like. And I know that too.
Speaker 1: I know I know who we're talking about, and that's
Speaker 1: not you're dynamic with this person. But the fact that
Speaker 1: you're looking at nipples does mean that you are tracted
Speaker 1: to other women. That's like yeah, sure, yes, I would
Speaker 1: agree with that, but you you probably just double down
Speaker 1: on like I don't want to funk her, And that
Speaker 1: was probably the issue. Where the real issue is you
Speaker 1: have a probably with me being attracted to anyone else,
Speaker 1: not just her, which isn't the problem. And that was
Speaker 1: the problem with that that particular woman, which I mean,
Speaker 1: who what girl hasn't felt that way? I'm sure of
Speaker 1: wanting a guy to only have eyes for you. I
Speaker 1: remember asking my friend who was dating a guy ago,
Speaker 1: if you could make him never attracted to another woman
Speaker 1: the rest of his life and completely turn off his
Speaker 1: sexual uh attraction to anyone else but you? Would you?
Speaker 1: And she was like, and I was like, I would
Speaker 1: never want that. Would they know it? Or would their
Speaker 1: mind brain be erased? Would be erased? Would you do that?
Speaker 1: I think most men would. I don't think I would.
Speaker 1: I like giving her or the idea of choice. Well,
Speaker 1: I like the idea of like I earned you, like
Speaker 1: I'm earning you every day and like that, and not
Speaker 1: even earning, like I'm important enough to you that I
Speaker 1: I make you want to have integrity enough to uh
Speaker 1: be be honest with me and respect me. If I
Speaker 1: said yes it away, I would feel like I don't
Speaker 1: trust that person, Like deep down, I don't trust that person.
Speaker 1: And I think that's what makes me horny for guys
Speaker 1: that hook up with other girls. Or if I talk
Speaker 1: about how hot a girl is and he's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, she's because yeah, because I like because he's
Speaker 1: with me, and he could have that because he's a
Speaker 1: great guy. And if I like him, he could have anyone.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm picking as ship or in my mind
Speaker 1: that's what I think, like if if he's if I've
Speaker 1: I've given him the green light, this guy could get
Speaker 1: anyone because I'm such a prized which is how you
Speaker 1: should feel about yourself anyway. And so to me, it's like, Wow,
Speaker 1: he's choosing to stay with me because I have all
Speaker 1: these other things that aren't those those tits or those
Speaker 1: legs or those you know, labia or lack of whatever
Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, No, I I hear you. I just
Speaker 1: think it could be exhausting too, like feel like you're
Speaker 1: competing for the person's attention, Like like every day I
Speaker 1: gotta feel like, oh, they could they could leave, they
Speaker 1: could find someone better. And I'm not saying that that's
Speaker 1: what you're saying. I'm saying like for me, like I
Speaker 1: would just it would be exhausting for me to like
Speaker 1: feel like I have to that that I continuously have
Speaker 1: to beat out these other people. No, I feel like
Speaker 1: this isn't a continual thing that you have to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: if you running find myself, she likes me. It's just
Speaker 1: like she makes you feel that way. So it just
Speaker 1: doesn't even it's not even an issue. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: apparently here it comes down first. Oh boy, sorry about
Speaker 1: not saying swells right away. I hope you have all
Speaker 1: the swell swell swells, swells and having a great time
Speaker 1: out there and swells. Okay. New research suggests that in
Speaker 1: a romantic relationship, current feelings of intimacy, connectedness, closeness, and
Speaker 1: warmth can predict sexual desire ninety minutes later. So essentially,
Speaker 1: more intimacy means more connection sexually, and in relationships people start,
Speaker 1: you know, people get ignoring, get sex confused, like they're
Speaker 1: the same thing. Got Emotional intimacy is a pred is predicated, Yes,
Speaker 1: before you're gonna be banging. Like a romantic relationship as
Speaker 1: a living system, If the partners ignore the relationship and
Speaker 1: become distant and mutually alienated, the relationship can slowly shrivel
Speaker 1: and die. So, essentially, keeping for intimacy to motivate sexual desire,
Speaker 1: intimacy needs to be renewed regularly. The best way to
Speaker 1: build intimacy is through quality time. Yeah, okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: I the book I'm reading that Cupid's Poisoned Arrow. It's
Speaker 1: like about they they schedule like a cuddle session every
Speaker 1: day where where they hold each other and like touch
Speaker 1: for like a couple of minutes. Like that's a long
Speaker 1: time to hold someone and like breathe them in like
Speaker 1: I do it with my dogs sometimes, like when I'm
Speaker 1: feeling distant from them, I'll just hold them and like
Speaker 1: and you know, they're rescue pups, so they feel very insecure,
Speaker 1: even though they push me away a lot and like
Speaker 1: like act like they don't want it all Luigi. Once
Speaker 1: when I finally like grab it, I'm like get over
Speaker 1: heat just like falls into me. And sometimes I just
Speaker 1: like put my face in their coat and I just
Speaker 1: take three deep breaths because I just want to, like
Speaker 1: I want them to breathe me and and like just
Speaker 1: feel like you're safe, like we're safe, and then we
Speaker 1: bang so fucking hard water. It's like art that what
Speaker 1: did I Marian see? You look at she's she's just
Speaker 1: laying here and not even given a ship because we
Speaker 1: we had morning sex, so she's tapped out. She always
Speaker 1: looks told you know what, I told her not to come.
Speaker 1: This is so gross. Uh you know this checks out.
Speaker 1: I think that my next relationship, I'm really going to
Speaker 1: want a lot of um forced I hate to say it,
Speaker 1: but like scheduled um yeah, like of just like those
Speaker 1: questions that esther perel game. Where should we begin just
Speaker 1: pulling one of those out every single morning while we're
Speaker 1: getting ready for work and going like even if we're
Speaker 1: in a rush and just trying to like connect and
Speaker 1: share something together that isn't sexual and it's just meant
Speaker 1: to and and the cuddling doesn't have to be sexual either,
Speaker 1: and I don't think should be. Yeah, here's like a
Speaker 1: list of like some things I could build intimacy, having
Speaker 1: high regard for the person happy when together, the desire
Speaker 1: to promote his or her welfare, able to count on
Speaker 1: him or her in times of need, mutual understanding, sharing
Speaker 1: one's possessions and innermost self with him or her giving them,
Speaker 1: receiving emotional support, intimate communication. Yeah, I mean these are
Speaker 1: all they're all very like on the service, but I
Speaker 1: do think people don't do them. I I do feel
Speaker 1: like we're all in our own, um, you know, our
Speaker 1: own minds and thinking about ourselves, where sometimes we don't
Speaker 1: stop and think about our partner and what they're going
Speaker 1: through and being I hate the word empathetic towards their feelings,
Speaker 1: but that word is I think it's over you is
Speaker 1: now because people don't even know what it means. They
Speaker 1: don't know the difference betweens sympathy and empathy, and they
Speaker 1: just are sympathetic but they're not empathetic. And um, if
Speaker 1: you don't know the difference, you should look it up.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go into it. And uh I
Speaker 1: had to learn it like it. I was not taught
Speaker 1: it my um. My family did not have any empathy.
Speaker 1: And it's not because they're bad people. They didn't learn
Speaker 1: it from them their parents. But being able to like
Speaker 1: under like I was just the most Russell brand No.
Speaker 1: I saw you liked this too? Did you see the
Speaker 1: Jocko Willing UM video on Russell Branding or did you
Speaker 1: like it without watching the whole thing? Because sometimes I
Speaker 1: do that too. I I started watching it, but I
Speaker 1: saved it for later to watch the Hodding. UM. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna read the quote that Jacko Willing said, Uh,
Speaker 1: Russell Brand's talking about um, how to uh losing your ship.
Speaker 1: Here's how to deal with conflict with help from Jacko Willing.
Speaker 1: And it says, so Jocko Willings is gigantic man. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: extra Navy seal. He never gets into any conflict ever,
Speaker 1: any much. He's very mindful, and he goes, what I
Speaker 1: do in a situation like that? So Russell brands like, so,
Speaker 1: what would you do? You know, if you go on
Speaker 1: the streets and someone you know, bumps into you road right,
Speaker 1: how would you handle that? Don't go? And he even
Speaker 1: acknowledges like, this is a big guy. So this guy
Speaker 1: is not having a lot of confrontation on the street
Speaker 1: like a normal person would. But Jocko Willing even acknowledges
Speaker 1: that the most of the time that he's provoked is
Speaker 1: in traffic because people cannot see what he looks like.
Speaker 1: So he says, what I do in a situation like that,
Speaker 1: if someone was yelling at me is I'd probably say, hey, sorry, man,
Speaker 1: didn't mean to If I accidentally bump into someone in
Speaker 1: a bar and they get hostile with me, I'll probably say, hey, man, sorry,
Speaker 1: didn't mean to do that. Can I buy you a beer? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And you know, anyone that's going to try they're usually
Speaker 1: provoking your ego, you know, So I'm not really gonna
Speaker 1: let some person get me emotional about whatever is going on.
Speaker 1: And you've got a figure they've had a rough day,
Speaker 1: Like if someone's that mad because you cut them off
Speaker 1: in the car, man, what are they going on? What's
Speaker 1: going on in their world? I don't know what's happened
Speaker 1: to um. I don't know whether they've got a sick kid.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they've got fired from their job.
Speaker 1: There's all kinds of situations that could be happening. You know,
Speaker 1: my life is pretty good. There's a nine chance that
Speaker 1: that person is having a much worse day than I'm having,
Speaker 1: So I don't want to make their day any worse.
Speaker 1: I normally don't get, you know, accosted on the street.
Speaker 1: It's more likely in the car that someone can't really tell,
Speaker 1: you know, what I look like, and maybe they might
Speaker 1: flip me off or something like that, and maybe UM
Speaker 1: and I'll say sorry and waive whatever. But we're looking
Speaker 1: to de escalate those situations. Nothing good is going to
Speaker 1: come from them. And I just thought that was I've
Speaker 1: been in so many situations, especially with men in cars,
Speaker 1: where someone will do something stupid in front of you,
Speaker 1: and by the way, stuff we've all done, we've all
Speaker 1: cut someone off unintentionally and I know you're like, no,
Speaker 1: when I go back to this person, it's because they
Speaker 1: knew what they were doing and they because sometimes there
Speaker 1: are guys with like the truck nuts and the Trump flag,
Speaker 1: they're like and like being and you know they're doing
Speaker 1: it intentionally. But there's also people that you get mad
Speaker 1: at that just didn't know what they're not being attention.
Speaker 1: Maybe they're texting like you've never texted and driven before.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is what empathy is, is being like
Speaker 1: as understanding that that person has had a bad day
Speaker 1: and also understanding this isn't really empathy, but when you
Speaker 1: have been in there that situation too. I've said this
Speaker 1: a million times, but people who don't let people who
Speaker 1: are running late for their plane cut in front of them.
Speaker 1: When you're not running late, you're a piece of ship
Speaker 1: because and I know you go, well, I got here
Speaker 1: in time. They just and you don't know why they're late.
Speaker 1: First of all, they could have had a sick kid,
Speaker 1: They could have whatever their alarm clock, their power went
Speaker 1: out and their phone died or something. Oh but you
Speaker 1: know what, they were just hungover. They drank too much
Speaker 1: last night. Well you also don't know what led them
Speaker 1: to drink a lot. Like you can make a million
Speaker 1: excuses for why that person was a ship head and
Speaker 1: like just oh, well, they were just lazy. Well, you
Speaker 1: don't know why they're lazy. Maybe they had a rough
Speaker 1: childhood and didn't learn how to not pack early and
Speaker 1: get to the airport early. Whatever it is, just know
Speaker 1: that there's gonna be a time in your life when
Speaker 1: you're late for the airport and god, are you gonna
Speaker 1: want someone to have the courtesy to go go ahead.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to make you feel bad about running late,
Speaker 1: because it's so embarrassing to run late. So when there's
Speaker 1: road rage and so and you you get mad at
Speaker 1: someone in front of you, it is all about you.
Speaker 1: It's all about whatever you're going through that day. Honestly,
Speaker 1: you should be empathetic for yourself because you would not
Speaker 1: get mad at this person if you had your ship together,
Speaker 1: because you would understand that this person is going through
Speaker 1: their own ship and has nothing to do with you.
Speaker 1: And maybe you're like, well, they're not being safe and
Speaker 1: they could hurt someone. And if I don't hank at
Speaker 1: them and flip them off, they won't know that they're
Speaker 1: being an asshole. They know, especially if they're doing it
Speaker 1: with intent and being a little like you know, anca
Speaker 1: they know, so you're flipping them off is not going
Speaker 1: to make anything better. And I just think it's hard
Speaker 1: because sometimes it's like you want to be empathetic or sympathetic,
Speaker 1: whatever the word you want to use, but it's like,
Speaker 1: at what point? And I guess Jocko would say, no
Speaker 1: matter what, the point, unless the guys are actually stabbing him,
Speaker 1: is he gonna try to fight back or or get angry?
Speaker 1: Like That's the hard thing is like at what point
Speaker 1: are you like, Okay, I can't give you all these
Speaker 1: excuses because you came from a childhood that was bad,
Speaker 1: or or you got hung over because your wife, you know,
Speaker 1: spitting your food or it's putting arsenic in your food. Whatever.
Speaker 1: But but my point is is like, at what point
Speaker 1: do you stop being empathetic and start going, look, motherfucker,
Speaker 1: you need you have issues you need to change, or
Speaker 1: I can't keep giving you. I think it's when it
Speaker 1: would like injure other people and and I don't. I
Speaker 1: gave that example of like you know someone who's rubbing
Speaker 1: their like driving, call the cops and say, hey, there's
Speaker 1: this truck going. That's how you handle it because you
Speaker 1: flipping them off and honking and getting out and yelling
Speaker 1: at them. That person is not gonna handle that well,
Speaker 1: it's only going to lead them to like beat their
Speaker 1: children when they get home and and add to it,
Speaker 1: and it's hard. I mean, this is this is stuff
Speaker 1: that I trying to practise myself. What was that? Can
Speaker 1: I chanme in on this? Please? Just real quick? Um?
Speaker 1: I think with JOCKO is trying to say, is that
Speaker 1: don't give someone the power to influence how you feel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's what I take from that. And like in
Speaker 1: anger management, that's just like a thing that I've held
Speaker 1: onto and it's like, yeah, I don't want to give
Speaker 1: someone the satisfaction of making me feel worse than I
Speaker 1: felt two seconds ago before they cut me off. So
Speaker 1: that's how I interpreted that. Yeah, I mean I I
Speaker 1: I hear that, but I would even challenge the way
Speaker 1: you're presenting that because I like what you're saying, but
Speaker 1: even the way you're presenting it is doing something like
Speaker 1: I wanna I don't want to give them satisfaction. I
Speaker 1: want to take away their pleasure. So I wouldn't even
Speaker 1: phrase it that way. I would phrase it like I
Speaker 1: don't want my uh, the way that I'm feeling after
Speaker 1: having that inter interaction that didn't need to necessarily happen
Speaker 1: if I was able to just apply empathy and de escalate.
Speaker 1: The tension I'm now feeling is going to have a
Speaker 1: ripple effect for people in my life, and it's going
Speaker 1: to cause people in my life pain. And I want
Speaker 1: to not do that, and it's gonna cause me pain
Speaker 1: obviously the rest of the day's stress. You're you're like,
Speaker 1: all your stress hormones go up. It's gonna like aide
Speaker 1: you and cause you pain. So as much as it's
Speaker 1: like don't give them the satisfaction, I don't like that
Speaker 1: phrasing because it means like I don't want you to
Speaker 1: be happy, and and I'm not saying like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: then give them the satisfaction, because then that I'll make
Speaker 1: them feel good. Um Because honestly, the satisfaction they feel,
Speaker 1: even if you do give them what they want in
Speaker 1: terms of like escalating, is not going to actually make
Speaker 1: them happier, even if they think it will. Um. So,
Speaker 1: but I understand what you're saying. That's a good way
Speaker 1: to phrase it for people who are still making that
Speaker 1: person the enemy, because you're like, I don't want to
Speaker 1: make that fucking motherfucker happy. So I'm not. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be stoics so that they they don't get to smile
Speaker 1: and know that they affected me, but they did affect you,
Speaker 1: But no they don't. No, no, But I'm saying that.
Speaker 1: How you're phrasing it and how I think what you're
Speaker 1: saying though, is like make it more about I'm reacting.
Speaker 1: This is how I'm going to react, no matter. It's
Speaker 1: not because of you. It's not because I'm doing it
Speaker 1: to defy you or to piss you off. It's not
Speaker 1: even having to do with you anymore. Well, you're doing
Speaker 1: it for yourself and for the your loved ones who
Speaker 1: are going to be affected by the mood change that is,
Speaker 1: uh like comes from this interaction. But I mean it's
Speaker 1: so important. Like anger is such a um an insane
Speaker 1: It just really hijacks your brain and can make you
Speaker 1: say and do the wildest things. Like I was talking
Speaker 1: to someone about it yesterday about like things you've said
Speaker 1: to people to just like just really just I mean,
Speaker 1: my dad always just to say, Nicky, you go for
Speaker 1: the juggular, and I always just felt like the worst
Speaker 1: person because he was like, God, you take it from
Speaker 1: zero to sixties so fast. Nikki always goes for the juggular,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I always like, why do I
Speaker 1: have to have a biology lesson with your insult that
Speaker 1: I have to go look up without me? But yeah,
Speaker 1: like I would just I would go after the meanings thing.
Speaker 1: But really what I was going after was let's acknowledge
Speaker 1: what's going on in this house that no one will
Speaker 1: And in the moments of anger, I was able to
Speaker 1: be like, actually, it's all because of mom doing this
Speaker 1: all the time, and I would say the thing that
Speaker 1: no one was talking about, which what he would say
Speaker 1: was the jugular, which was really the thing that was
Speaker 1: really on my life, as opposed to being like, well
Speaker 1: it's because mom's ugly, I wouldn't say that. I would
Speaker 1: say something that no one wanted to talk about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that was apparently going for the juggular. But again,
Speaker 1: I have empathy for my dad, who, um like, didn't
Speaker 1: grow up in a house where people talked about feelings.
Speaker 1: So you know, I'm reading this book right now called
Speaker 1: Running on Empty, and I really recommend people check it out.
Speaker 1: It's about emotional neglect in families, and it's not you know,
Speaker 1: if you grew up in a house where there's addiction
Speaker 1: issues and physical abuse like and you know, incess molestation.
Speaker 1: Those are really like very concrete things you can point
Speaker 1: out and go, Okay, that's why I'm fucked up, and
Speaker 1: it's it's not better than than um, you know, emotional neglect,
Speaker 1: which is a little bit more insidious, and you A
Speaker 1: lot of people struggle because they go, I had such
Speaker 1: loving parents that gave me everything. I didn't go to
Speaker 1: school hungry, I was well fed. My parents said I
Speaker 1: love you. You know, you might have the story of
Speaker 1: your parents being perfect, and you go, why am I
Speaker 1: still fucked up? Why do I don't like myself and
Speaker 1: I'm in bad relationships? And it's because you probably suffered
Speaker 1: emotional neglect from your perfect parents, because no parents are perfect.
Speaker 1: Even the best parents of the world have some cases
Speaker 1: emotional neglect. There's ten types of emotional neglect that are
Speaker 1: written about in this book called Running on Empty that
Speaker 1: I found about on Reddit. We're gonna get to read
Speaker 1: it dump later, but I've I've turned all my friends
Speaker 1: onto it because I feel like so many of my
Speaker 1: friends did not suffer really obvious trauma. They suffered just
Speaker 1: they they had everything provided for them. They came from
Speaker 1: either rich families or like their welting care of their parents.
Speaker 1: Weren't like guttural alcoholics. That's Rachel fine science word. Um,
Speaker 1: but they were just like you know, maybe had a
Speaker 1: you know, computer addiction, TV addiction, depression, and these are
Speaker 1: all things that you go, My mom loved us, but
Speaker 1: she was you know, really depressed. And it's like that
Speaker 1: really fucked you up in ways that you don't even know.
Speaker 1: And you're not allowed to let yourself ever feel bad
Speaker 1: for yourself for that because because but I never was
Speaker 1: hungry and my parents said I love you, and I
Speaker 1: was never I was always got whatever I wanted. So
Speaker 1: this book kind of helps you pinpointed and if anything,
Speaker 1: it really helps you have empathy for your parents and
Speaker 1: not blame them in and um, I'm reading it now.
Speaker 1: My I talked about my parents emotional neglect on stage
Speaker 1: this weekend and my my aunt was in the audience,
Speaker 1: and my aunt wrote to me later and was like, UM,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm I'm actually it was really nice to
Speaker 1: hear you talk about that. I because I told her,
Speaker 1: you know, you really inspired me because she made a
Speaker 1: joke of like, oh she was my she's my godmother,
Speaker 1: and I was like, she was like, I barely even
Speaker 1: like talk to you. I'm sure I was such an
Speaker 1: influence and I go, you were. You were like a
Speaker 1: very career driven woman, very successful and just kill like
Speaker 1: start your own business, multimillionaire like boss bitch. And I
Speaker 1: was like, it's hugely influential. And she wrote to me
Speaker 1: and she was like, I sacrificed a lot for that,
Speaker 1: Like my my kids need a lot of therapy because
Speaker 1: I wasn't there for them because of that night. Was
Speaker 1: like read Running on Empty, not only so you can
Speaker 1: realize where you got that from from your own parents,
Speaker 1: but also empathize with yourself that you aren't perfect. And
Speaker 1: this book makes you feel if you're a parent right
Speaker 1: now hearing this, it'll hold your hand and make you
Speaker 1: feel less bad about because you're always you're gonna do something.
Speaker 1: And so I even told I go, I'm reading this book.
Speaker 1: It's helping me have empathy for my parents and not
Speaker 1: being mad at them about it and acknowledge it and
Speaker 1: also prepare me for when I have kids to know
Speaker 1: that I'm gonna funk up too, and it's it's okay,
Speaker 1: and that there are ways to to work on it.
Speaker 1: Next story. Sorry, I spent a lot of time on that.
Speaker 1: Jonah Hill says Instagram is the cigarettes of this time.
Speaker 1: I know, he got. He's quoted as saying it is
Speaker 1: the biggest killer. It is death, and I fully participate
Speaker 1: in it like I smoked cigarettes. Again. It's a spectrum
Speaker 1: of what you find healthy. I have to have really
Speaker 1: limited interaction with it, he added. And so for me,
Speaker 1: I'm not dissing anybody. I'll post a selfie on Instagram.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. I'm just as hypocritical as
Speaker 1: everybody else. So the point being is it's all maybe
Speaker 1: a work in progress to get towards happening. Acknowledge it.
Speaker 1: But the real truth is we're all out here selling
Speaker 1: a movie. My ego is stroked in some way. So
Speaker 1: I said yes and cool. Today I'm playing a different game.
Speaker 1: Maybe tomorrow I'll be less self involved. Love it. You know.
Speaker 1: The first step in uh, taking care of an addiction
Speaker 1: is not quitting it. It's acknowledging that you have a problem.
Speaker 1: That's the first step of anything. So just I love
Speaker 1: that because he's not acknowledged, he's not doing anything different.
Speaker 1: He's just saying, listen, this thing we're all doing is
Speaker 1: really really bad. The thing that I'm currently doing, uh
Speaker 1: is bad? And it is I mean how many I
Speaker 1: have a timer on mine that goes Yeah, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to be better, you know. It is so interesting. He
Speaker 1: does say, like some days you're really into it. Another
Speaker 1: day is I really don't check Instagram. And a lot
Speaker 1: of it has to do with if you post or not.
Speaker 1: If I don't post my the probability of me checking
Speaker 1: probably goes down, My percentages probably go down. Yeah, my
Speaker 1: daily average for my phone like on like for everything
Speaker 1: I'm on ten hours and ten minutes. That is I
Speaker 1: mean that's a day. That's a day, dude. And and
Speaker 1: let me just say that I do have my white
Speaker 1: noise machine on all nights, so maybe it's a lot
Speaker 1: of that. Let me just see watch it. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's it isn't that Instagram one hour, twenty four minutes,
Speaker 1: not bad, Messages one hour, six minutes, Reddit fifty minutes
Speaker 1: every single night. Google, you know, Google twenty three minutes,
Speaker 1: Mail ten minutes, and then the rest are like, you know,
Speaker 1: but that doesn't count, that doesn't that doesn't work. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, oh, this was today I think
Speaker 1: is four minutes. No is that today? Yeah? Let me
Speaker 1: go to yesterday? Where where is it in your phone? Again? Um? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So usually let me see today wasn't turned on? Yeah
Speaker 1: you didn't want to know? Okay, So yesterday, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be really sad. Zero minutes for me.
Speaker 1: So yesterday, oh my god, you guys, Yesterday twelve hours
Speaker 1: fifty minutes. Instagram was one hour and fifty seven minutes.
Speaker 1: My camera was an hour and forty seven minutes. That
Speaker 1: was all me, just playing guitar. Yeah. Uh, Messages was
Speaker 1: one hour and forty minutes. That's crazy. I know. I
Speaker 1: don't know what that means. I guess I listened to
Speaker 1: voice memos and I'm on Voice. I don't know. Reddit
Speaker 1: was an hour and twelve. Safari was forty nine, YouTube
Speaker 1: thirty eight. Uh Finder? Why would I be on Finder
Speaker 1: to find a perfect section? Honestly, I was not on Finder,
Speaker 1: so that it makes sense. Tabs twenty minutes. I mean
Speaker 1: a lot of this was just me playing guitar. But
Speaker 1: you know, um my limits for Instagram and Twitter though
Speaker 1: together two hours, like I can, and then a little
Speaker 1: thing pops up that goes you've reached your limit for today?
Speaker 1: Do you want to? And I always ignore it, but
Speaker 1: sometimes I see that in the morning. Sometimes I see
Speaker 1: that never but two hours is my limit? But will
Speaker 1: you put yours on so we can? Yeah? I did.
Speaker 1: I put it on, and you know I do. I'm look,
Speaker 1: I don't post on TikTok, but I'm probably on TikTok
Speaker 1: at this point more than Instagram. Uh. The nice thing
Speaker 1: about TikTok you don't see your friends on there. It's
Speaker 1: just random strangers. So there's no like connectiveness to or
Speaker 1: competitiveness or like what are they doing? What am I
Speaker 1: not doing? Some reason, strangers trigger me so much more
Speaker 1: because I can, really I can project more perfection. If
Speaker 1: it's my friends, I'm like, I know that person's an alcoholic,
Speaker 1: I know that person has abusive relationships. I know that
Speaker 1: person is so insecure. I've seen them certain comedians like
Speaker 1: selling out Arenas or whatever. That doesn't affect you at all.
Speaker 1: They're close to you know, I'm not anymore. Like there's
Speaker 1: there's a couple of comics that there. Their popularity triggers me,
Speaker 1: and I mute them and I don't go to their stuff,
Speaker 1: and if I see it, it will trip me up
Speaker 1: for like, I think I went to one person's a
Speaker 1: couple like a week ago, and it tripped me up
Speaker 1: for like two hours, and I was kind of going
Speaker 1: down a rabbit hole. I was watching all of their
Speaker 1: content being like, is this person as funny as they
Speaker 1: are popular? And the truth was yes, and it instead
Speaker 1: of me going I would prefer them to be not funny,
Speaker 1: so I could go, God, people are so dumb fucking Trump,
Speaker 1: Like this is all just Trump, like drum Trump. But
Speaker 1: but the person he was as funny as I didn't
Speaker 1: want him to be. And when I saw that, I
Speaker 1: was like, Nikki, first of all, you're funny, You're hilarious.
Speaker 1: If you're able to acknowledge how good this person is,
Speaker 1: like and you know I'm that means I'm like, as
Speaker 1: funny as this person. I need to work a little
Speaker 1: bit harder if I want to be this good or
Speaker 1: I need to acknowledge that this person. I don't know
Speaker 1: them personally, but he probably doesn't have the fulfilling relationships
Speaker 1: you have. He probably doesn't do a podcast every day.
Speaker 1: He probably does and play guitar for two hours a day.
Speaker 1: He probably doesn't enjoy Taylor Swift music and like feel emotional,
Speaker 1: going runs, and like there's a lot of stuff that
Speaker 1: I'm doing that isn't crafting perfect jokes that is contributing
Speaker 1: to my well being and uh and my art. Essentially.
Speaker 1: I might not have perfect I might have a lot
Speaker 1: of likes and ahems, and I might not remember things
Speaker 1: that I say all the time. But you know, when
Speaker 1: I'm on stage, I think my happiness is going to
Speaker 1: come through a lot more than this guy's. And I
Speaker 1: would argue that you'll be by time you're time to
Speaker 1: film the special. You have a way of word economizing
Speaker 1: and getting a rid of and just becoming pinpointed just
Speaker 1: as much as anyone else. Thanks man, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Thanks for the support. Let's go, let's go to a
Speaker 1: quick break and we'll be right back with why do
Speaker 1: we care? All right? Why do I care? Why do
Speaker 1: I care? Mama June forty two. Oh, Mama June responded
Speaker 1: online trolls who slam her for twenty four year old
Speaker 1: TikTok influencer Jordan McCollum firing back. So they're dating L
Speaker 1: O L. I do very good with myself. Thanks for
Speaker 1: the concern, though, so old, so a lot of people
Speaker 1: are giving her ship. One Sword has claimed the reality
Speaker 1: star is so into her younger man, who was a
Speaker 1: single dad to a young daughter and a fellow recovering addict.
Speaker 1: Yeah she I but she might him in recovery. I
Speaker 1: wonder if she's clean now. I don't know if she
Speaker 1: has or not. I know she struggled a lot with drugs.
Speaker 1: I I really love Mama June. I met her when
Speaker 1: I was on Dancing with the Stars because uh, what's
Speaker 1: her name? Uh honey bub Allana Honey Boo boo um
Speaker 1: was on Dancing with the Stars Juniors and they show
Speaker 1: and then then yeah she also I was on Honey
Speaker 1: Boo Boo, like her reality show. I don't even know
Speaker 1: if it ever aired, but her Honey Boo bo and
Speaker 1: her sister, her older sister was lovely, came backstage and
Speaker 1: us in Atlanta and we did we shot a little
Speaker 1: scene with them. Wheber that camera up. He was so hot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was a Boston hat dude. I like DM. He
Speaker 1: never followed up anyway. Um that was years ago. Uh
Speaker 1: so um yeah, I mean I I I reached out
Speaker 1: to Allana and and at the time and said, like,
Speaker 1: if you ever need to talk or anything. I really
Speaker 1: feel for that girl who was like thrust into the
Speaker 1: spotlight very young, and her family has just been on
Speaker 1: display and ridiculed and made fun of her so long,
Speaker 1: and and they're all just so sweet. Mama June was
Speaker 1: so sweet backstage, and like, you know, they've had they've
Speaker 1: had a hard life all, especially Mama June. You can
Speaker 1: only imagine what she's come from. And then they gave
Speaker 1: her that makeover where they gave her new teeth and
Speaker 1: put her through all this surgery, like they kind of
Speaker 1: like remember that movie that showed The Swan where they
Speaker 1: just make women who are ugly and yeah, and the
Speaker 1: Swans and they do all this surgery. It's like very
Speaker 1: intense and they have to. It's just they did that
Speaker 1: to her. And then every second they're like is she
Speaker 1: keeping all the way? Is she losing the ways? I mean,
Speaker 1: she's just someone that will never win. You know. People
Speaker 1: are like, well, you're dating in twenty four year old,
Speaker 1: you're forty two, how do you think your daughter feels? Like?
Speaker 1: They always like throw it on the kid, like, how
Speaker 1: are you doing that to your kids? It's like, how
Speaker 1: are you being happy? Obviously I don't know from the
Speaker 1: little time I did spend with honey boo boo. She
Speaker 1: seemed very funny and very like like with it and
Speaker 1: easy going, where she would be like, good job mom,
Speaker 1: Like I kinda want to sun the guy, like I
Speaker 1: think she'd be funny about it, like from what I gathered,
Speaker 1: this guy's give me a break. And would we be
Speaker 1: talking about this if the other way around. No, I'm
Speaker 1: literally dating a year old on forty one. There we go,
Speaker 1: the same difference. Yeah, if I had a kid, people
Speaker 1: would probably and she was like twenty, people go, oh
Speaker 1: my god, she's the same age as your daughter. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well they share coloring books and they actually have fun together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they color in between the lines sometimes. Yeah. I just like,
Speaker 1: it's just ease off, Mama June listening to the stop
Speaker 1: commenting celebrities anything negative, anything, I just quit it. I
Speaker 1: want to do it all the time. I want to
Speaker 1: comment on celebrity, and I do it on the show.
Speaker 1: I'm a hypocrite. I'm going to continue to do it.
Speaker 1: But when I find myself wanting to comment or write
Speaker 1: a YouTube comment or a Reddit comment that's negative, stop it.
Speaker 1: Just you don't know these people. Stop. Also, if she
Speaker 1: was hot about your friends, but you don't shoot on
Speaker 1: them with your friends, but don't actually write about it
Speaker 1: and tweet about it, you lose her. And if she
Speaker 1: was hot, like Demi Moore got Ashton Kutcher. But Demi
Speaker 1: Moore was a hot older woman, she was a cougar
Speaker 1: that took down a little baby lamb. But because she's
Speaker 1: not pretty and this guy's like a little bit muscular,
Speaker 1: I mean he's not like insanely handsome whatever, But it's like,
Speaker 1: what God, like, that's it's because she's not attractive whatever. Also,
Speaker 1: what I did find funny about the story though, because
Speaker 1: Mama June buys them two cars, and you would think, like, oh,
Speaker 1: she brought them like two teslas. She bought him an
Speaker 1: uh two thousand thirteen Maxima that broke down, and then
Speaker 1: because it broke down, she got him a two thousand
Speaker 1: nineteen Maxima. Like that, that's a responsible purchase for your
Speaker 1: new boyfriend. Maybe he's becoming an uber driver and needs
Speaker 1: a make that's an income for him. I don't know, Like,
Speaker 1: just I really mean this. If you're someone and I
Speaker 1: and I used to be you two who has an
Speaker 1: opinion about celebrities and wants to tweet about it, and
Speaker 1: you don't have a right to do it, and I would,
Speaker 1: I would actually examine what you're going to comment, and
Speaker 1: I bet it has something to do with your own life,
Speaker 1: and it just but you're you don't know these people,
Speaker 1: and you don't have a right to comment on them.
Speaker 1: You can talk about them in your personal life with
Speaker 1: your husband and your friends and gospel you want, do
Speaker 1: not tweet about it because these people have families and
Speaker 1: people have daughters and and it's just none of your business.
Speaker 1: Stop it. I read on dem mois on the Reddit.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get to the Reddit dump here in a second.
Speaker 1: But I see these celebrity savvy like little catty bitches
Speaker 1: on you know, the gossip blog that on their Instagram
Speaker 1: story they write all these like you know, posts about
Speaker 1: celebrities doing different stuff, and it's all blind items. It's
Speaker 1: all people just ratting celebrities out, overhearing their conversations, spying
Speaker 1: on them in public. Oh, he was cuddled up with
Speaker 1: this girl and the girl got up when he got
Speaker 1: from the table. The girl seemed to be texting and
Speaker 1: like making fun of him, and it's like none of this,
Speaker 1: he didn't need to know any of this and he's
Speaker 1: definitely gonna see it. Because whenever I see my friends
Speaker 1: on there, I always go nick vile. Someone said you
Speaker 1: look yummy on DOM He's like eight people have sent
Speaker 1: me this thank you, and I'm like, you do look yummy. Um.
Speaker 1: But if it's positive, these people always right, yeah, if
Speaker 1: you're it's positive. That's why I love the Nicky Gleezer subreddit.
Speaker 1: I think what happens though, is I think with reality
Speaker 1: television people think they could comment because they're it's it's
Speaker 1: more personal because you're commenting on their actual life as
Speaker 1: opposed to critiquing a TV show or something that's you know, fiction.
Speaker 1: Even though we all know Reality Team. I would even
Speaker 1: say that, like, just you and comment, you get you
Speaker 1: get to even look at these people's lives. And I
Speaker 1: know you're like, well they get paid a lot. Now,
Speaker 1: they really don't. He doesn't pay that much. To be
Speaker 1: honest with you, it's not people are going. Brett Butler
Speaker 1: apparently made like twenty six million dollars when she did
Speaker 1: Grace under Fire from two from six to two thousand,
Speaker 1: and she squandered it all with bad husbands, gambling. I
Speaker 1: saw her one night at Ralph's at grocery store and
Speaker 1: she was buying gigantic stuffed animal Siberian tigers at a
Speaker 1: grocery store in the middle of the night in l A.
Speaker 1: And I was just like, oh, that woman is has
Speaker 1: a spending problem, no judgment. She seemed like lovely and
Speaker 1: I've done that before. I've been erratically spending before too.
Speaker 1: And now she's doing a go fund because she's fucking broke.
Speaker 1: And people are like, well, what, but you just you
Speaker 1: appeared on American Horror Story last year and you were
Speaker 1: also in that um on hacks in that one episode,
Speaker 1: like she was did bit parts and she goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I made twelve dollars and after taxes, six hundred dollars
Speaker 1: from that one show. Celebrities actors don't make a lot
Speaker 1: of money, you guys. I just get the Reddit someone
Speaker 1: that spends a ship ton of money and ends up broke.
Speaker 1: Reddit dump, Reddit dump, reddit dump. Okay, so, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that would actually be a good song. You know what
Speaker 1: people are singing a lot of This is karaoke mode,
Speaker 1: this is professional mode, and they're singing the f Boy
Speaker 1: song a lot too. I like the bus, but it
Speaker 1: was like the buzz. Okay, so this Reddit. This is due. Okay,
Speaker 1: this will be the new Reddit song. Okay, now ready
Speaker 1: and in one of our best seas. Can you guys
Speaker 1: take this and just put music to the background and
Speaker 1: make one for us. This is your wait hold on,
Speaker 1: I want to I want to really do a good
Speaker 1: because you don't get that. No, we should go get
Speaker 1: the microphone and do it. It's on It's on the
Speaker 1: couch on the side karaoke mode. This is your Reddit
Speaker 1: dom alright. It sign for Reddit dump. This is where
Speaker 1: I go through my saved items and Reddit stuff that
Speaker 1: I wanted to show you guys. Here we go, Here
Speaker 1: we go. This is from the subredd Starbucks, where people
Speaker 1: employees of Starbucks and patrons just vent about their frustrations
Speaker 1: mainly and about it. Yeah they VENTI uh a latte? Okay,
Speaker 1: so yeah we did we did it. The podcast is
Speaker 1: over you guys, thank you so much for listening. Now okay,
Speaker 1: this is from This is a tweet from Jake Jake Woody.
Speaker 1: Yea as name is Jake wood but it's Jake Woody
Speaker 1: on on Twitter. I loved this. This is from yesterday.
Speaker 1: He tweeted this or two days ago. This girl at
Speaker 1: Starbucks yelled across the place. Uh, that's enough ice to
Speaker 1: one of the breezes, and the breeze yelled back, this
Speaker 1: isn't your order. Oh yeah. I mean I creoned so
Speaker 1: hard when I read that, because I've done that before
Speaker 1: where I've commented like, oh, actually I wanted almond milk
Speaker 1: and they're like, this isn't yours. I'm like, I am
Speaker 1: so sorry. I'm gonna step back, and I'm so annoying
Speaker 1: and I hate myself, So don't be that person. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is uh from ask reddit. I loved this one.
Speaker 1: I was dying to hear both you and Noah's response
Speaker 1: to this uh. The question was what was the greatest
Speaker 1: pleasure you ever felt? The greatest pleasure you ever felt? Now,
Speaker 1: let me share a couple of the top ones from
Speaker 1: this reddit. UM. This guy said getting a job offer
Speaker 1: days after rounds of interviews and assessments. UM. One guy
Speaker 1: said wake and wake induced lucid, dreaming and flying and
Speaker 1: said dream never felt anything more pleasurable before. Someone said
Speaker 1: watching people enjoy food I cooked, it never gets old.
Speaker 1: Person said finishing a marathon and this one said, Uh,
Speaker 1: this one's kind of gross. I got surgery to fix
Speaker 1: a broken nose so I I couldn't breathe better, so
Speaker 1: I could breathe better. This involved having my nose packed
Speaker 1: with packing essentially tampons for weeks. It wasn't the removal
Speaker 1: of the packing that was amazing. It was the first
Speaker 1: time I blew my nose. Shortly after, it felt like
Speaker 1: a half cup of mucus was pulled directly from my
Speaker 1: brain and there was a golf ball andrew sized in
Speaker 1: the tissue. The best feeling I titlist, the best feeling
Speaker 1: I ever experienced was directly after that. We're breathing through
Speaker 1: my nose was so incredibly easy. I felt like a
Speaker 1: superhuman who conditioned in the andies for months of something.
Speaker 1: I laughed with excitement. Can you guys think of anything? Um?
Speaker 1: I got to probably one hosting for you, a Carolines.
Speaker 1: Really very first show was really amazing because it just
Speaker 1: felt like I finally was like starting like there was
Speaker 1: something there and then secondly fixing my anal fisher Like
Speaker 1: the feeling after it, Yeah, I mean it's the same
Speaker 1: thing as a guy blowing his nose is like pooping
Speaker 1: without pain. Because I knew that it would, you know,
Speaker 1: and every day, every time you poop. It just is
Speaker 1: like rewarding every time. Wow, Noah, can you think of
Speaker 1: anything that was the best feeling you've ever felt. I
Speaker 1: also have two real quick ones. So any time I
Speaker 1: act against the negative wiring in my brain and get
Speaker 1: a positive result, which I guess, like an example of
Speaker 1: what we talked about earlier, it always feels really good. Um.
Speaker 1: And then I guess Another one is Um, I did
Speaker 1: ear candling. I don't know if you guys know what
Speaker 1: that is. It take out the wax. Yeah, and it
Speaker 1: like sucked all this wax out, and I felt so
Speaker 1: clear headed. And then I got that cleaning my ear
Speaker 1: with a cute tip. It was like orgasmic. Oh I
Speaker 1: love a cute tip in the ear. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I love it so much. I mean, I have my
Speaker 1: greatest pleasure as yet to be had. And it's when
Speaker 1: someone lets me dissect their AWAR award that I really
Speaker 1: want to get into. That will be my greatest pleasure.
Speaker 1: I'm serious, Um mine is And these are weird ones.
Speaker 1: I'm a freak. Go fine is when I have shin
Speaker 1: splints because I get them really really, really bad. I
Speaker 1: used to in high school. I couldn't walk. I had
Speaker 1: a quit field hockey because of it, and I sucked,
Speaker 1: but I truly no. I I was nicknamed Grandma Jennifer
Speaker 1: because I used to iron my hair like Jennifer an
Speaker 1: since and I limped, and so they called me Grandma
Speaker 1: Jennifer because I lived when I ran possessions with so bad.
Speaker 1: But right here along my I have exterior like uh
Speaker 1: in flints and when they get inflamed, they hurt so bad.
Speaker 1: And when someone just goes massages down them and the
Speaker 1: pain of it, being like tortured is pleasure for me.
Speaker 1: I love I love sore muscle pain so much. And
Speaker 1: I remember going to get one I am when I
Speaker 1: got um a massage with my pedicure and this woman,
Speaker 1: I go, can I just get twenty minutes of whatever
Speaker 1: that is? And just and sometimes I'm like I get
Speaker 1: ballsy enough to ask for what I want in a
Speaker 1: massage and just like this woman just made me feel
Speaker 1: comfortable and I was like, just right here and just
Speaker 1: hard as you can. And I was just like, ah,
Speaker 1: like the you know, I've been next to you when
Speaker 1: you get foot massages, and I never see a more
Speaker 1: happy present. It's the best feeling in the world. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And then the other one is when a guy that
Speaker 1: I like text me back, Like when I get the
Speaker 1: confirmation that a guy that I think doesn't like me
Speaker 1: does like me, that feeling like, oh my god, he
Speaker 1: likes me. Like, oh, it's just the best feeling. Okay,
Speaker 1: So here's another one. Um uh oh, this was interesting.
Speaker 1: This was on ask Men, which is just a thing
Speaker 1: it took me. This guy says, it took me until
Speaker 1: I was seventeen to realize that percent. The percent sign
Speaker 1: quite literally means per one hundred scent is a hundred
Speaker 1: in French. What is something that took you way too
Speaker 1: long to realize? Now? I love the answers of this
Speaker 1: because I learned some things. Um. Someone said, wasn't until
Speaker 1: my thirties that I learned sitcom stands for situational comedy. Um.
Speaker 1: And then someone said, I always thought peanuts grew on
Speaker 1: trees or bushes. Turns out they grow underground, which explains
Speaker 1: why they're sometimes dirt on the shell. Always goober. Also
Speaker 1: goober just means peanut. Um. Elevators in the U S
Speaker 1: ding once for going up and twice for going down.
Speaker 1: Part of the Americans with Disabilities Act for non seeing individuals.
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe I hadn't noticed it anyone. You guys
Speaker 1: have any I mean literally all of these I just learned,
Speaker 1: but off off, off putting, off putteen I thought was
Speaker 1: off putting until about five years ago, and not even
Speaker 1: like a joke, like I really thought it was just
Speaker 1: off putting. And I was off putting by thinking it
Speaker 1: was off putting. No, I was off it was all
Speaker 1: putting and Hyena, Hyena's I remember the story how you
Speaker 1: found that out? It was like in front of your coach. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I told him, Yeah, like an old teacher on a reunion. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I said, I wasn't even in high schools. After at school,
Speaker 1: I said I was on a hyanus from working out,
Speaker 1: and he goes, okay, And then I walked away and
Speaker 1: my brother goes, you mean, hiatus, you told him you
Speaker 1: have a tall ask And I go in that was
Speaker 1: off putting, and he goes putting. Yeah, I thought the
Speaker 1: one that really got me and and made me feel
Speaker 1: like I just go how did you not know that
Speaker 1: when I was a kid and until my adulthood and
Speaker 1: this I've known this probably for ten years now, and
Speaker 1: thought it was so hilarious that I didn't put together.
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe that everyone who died on the highway
Speaker 1: or on the road always died on the side of
Speaker 1: the road where the like no crashes, No, there were
Speaker 1: no casualties ever in the middle of the road, that
Speaker 1: the car would crash and then the person would eventually
Speaker 1: die where the cross was right. The cross would always
Speaker 1: be where the person pished. And then one day I
Speaker 1: was like, wait, are you envisioning them getting in the accident,
Speaker 1: walking out of the car, and then in the road
Speaker 1: the cars tumbling into the side of the road, and
Speaker 1: that's where they die. Does happen very often? Sure? But
Speaker 1: I never I go, that's so funny that most of
Speaker 1: the time it happens on the side of the road.
Speaker 1: I just And then one day I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, they can't put a fucking cross in the
Speaker 1: middle of the road, you idiot. They just move in parallel.
Speaker 1: And then I go, I don't trust anything because I
Speaker 1: want to know where someone exactly died, Like I'm kind
Speaker 1: of like morbid like that where I'd like to know
Speaker 1: exactly where. Um. This one made me laugh. Someone said,
Speaker 1: I've never been a big gamer the through most of
Speaker 1: secondary school, high school, in us peak. They said, I
Speaker 1: had no idea Call of Duty was C was c
Speaker 1: O D and c O Sorry, I had no idea
Speaker 1: Call of Duty and c O D were the same game.
Speaker 1: So when this person would read c O D, they
Speaker 1: thought it was a different game. And actually I thought
Speaker 1: c O D was a fishing game. There was a
Speaker 1: game from COD that guys were playing with their final
Speaker 1: thought Andrew, why do they why did they still do
Speaker 1: they outlined these dead bodies? It makes me think of that,
Speaker 1: like because I was like in movies like a trope
Speaker 1: in movies like under like oh, like like White Chalk,
Speaker 1: because they need for forensics, they need to get the
Speaker 1: body out of the way because it's like a body
Speaker 1: and they need to h when they do the crime
Speaker 1: scene investigation, they need to understand where the body was
Speaker 1: so that it maybe fell in a way because it
Speaker 1: was How long would it stay there? Though, because in
Speaker 1: movies like I'm thinking of Coming to America, they go
Speaker 1: into the apartment, like the shitty apartment and there's like
Speaker 1: a body outline. I wonder how long you guess until
Speaker 1: the forensics person comes in and wants to play Hot Scotch,
Speaker 1: So they have to you know, wash it off and
Speaker 1: draw a new little thing. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's a good question. I guess maybe till the rain comes,
Speaker 1: or I'm guessing when the forensics team cleans up and
Speaker 1: they pick up all the caution tape, they also go, hey,
Speaker 1: can I get a bucket of water? If I ever
Speaker 1: die on the road, will you put the cross in
Speaker 1: the middle of the street. No, because you can't. No. No,
Speaker 1: just like spray painted on the ground, so then it's flat. Yeah.
Speaker 1: If I ever die, but from a traffic collision, I definitely,
Speaker 1: I don't want to cross. I wanna. Um, what is
Speaker 1: something I like? You know how someone gets with on
Speaker 1: a bicycle? They do like a white bicycle. I do,
Speaker 1: and you've seen white bicycles? No, h do you know about? Yes?
Speaker 1: I know. So if someone dies, a lot of people
Speaker 1: like families. If someone's it's just to raise awareness for
Speaker 1: like most likely it's a white guy on a No,
Speaker 1: they do like an albino bicycle and you shouldn't look
Speaker 1: at it. It's bad luck. No. I'm just making a
Speaker 1: reference to do you put your thumbs up when you
Speaker 1: go past a graveyard? Did you ever hear that? Or
Speaker 1: hold your breath? Hold your breath, I've heard, but I
Speaker 1: don't do that thumbs up. Arlington Stary almost died that
Speaker 1: day that we toured that way in school. But they
Speaker 1: just fall into a grave. They're they're like superstitious bitch
Speaker 1: over here, she took one for the team. Will let her,
Speaker 1: will let her lay here. But the thumbs up is
Speaker 1: to go to heaven. Oh, I guess like I do
Speaker 1: want to, like, it doesn't matter what happens when I die,
Speaker 1: Like you know the playlist that I want. I do
Speaker 1: have a funeral playlist on my Spotify that I want
Speaker 1: you to be able to access. That's why I've given
Speaker 1: you and my parents my password on my phone so
Speaker 1: you can get in, even though none of you are
Speaker 1: to remember that I gave it to you. Is it
Speaker 1: the same as the computer? No? No, and you can't
Speaker 1: even remember that one? All right? But okay, so, but
Speaker 1: it doesn't really matter what happens. I don't believe that
Speaker 1: they're's like I'm gonna be like watching what happens and
Speaker 1: being like gutty funked up the playlist And I know,
Speaker 1: I mean, like, yeah, I will live my um dying
Speaker 1: before you. If I if we had to put money
Speaker 1: on it. I don't know, man, I see myself kind
Speaker 1: of tragically dying. And I don't mean to be morbid,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to say I'm not going to
Speaker 1: take my own life. I'm not going to cause it.
Speaker 1: But I just know that accidents happened, and like a
Speaker 1: fucking air condistrict could fall in my head. I could
Speaker 1: be crossing the street like ship happens. And I'm not
Speaker 1: saying that it would happen to me more likely than you.
Speaker 1: But you're on the golf course most days. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: running around the top. Probably die from lightning strike. Well
Speaker 1: after I hit my first hole in one yeah, oh
Speaker 1: my god, yeah, and then a pig flies by. Um Um.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I would want, but white bicycles.
Speaker 1: If you see a white bicycle, man, that means that
Speaker 1: a person on bike was killed. Why don't pedestrians have
Speaker 1: any kind of like there's never like a walking stick
Speaker 1: or something, or a pair of shoes. Maybe I'll put
Speaker 1: a scarecrow if you die, and then like with like
Speaker 1: a quote of like bec I look like, oh that's
Speaker 1: what you meant? Um, what you know what? I wanted
Speaker 1: to share this one from this the reddit cool guides.
Speaker 1: That's like for this for people that are like that's
Speaker 1: just cool thing. Like there's always signs that are like
Speaker 1: cool guides. This is a guide for feeding ducks. And
Speaker 1: I just think this is good information to have and
Speaker 1: to put out there if if you want to share
Speaker 1: this with people, it says think it's a sign at
Speaker 1: a park. It says thank you for not feeding us bread.
Speaker 1: And there's ducks. It looks like the ducks wrote this sign.
Speaker 1: They printed they went to Kinko's and got it printed up.
Speaker 1: I hate when things are written by the people. It's
Speaker 1: so weird. I used to have a joke remember those
Speaker 1: little posters that used to get in the mail that
Speaker 1: were like dry cleaning coubans and they were like blue
Speaker 1: font and it would be a picture of a missing child.
Speaker 1: What do you remember these? No? H So you would
Speaker 1: get like sometimes they were inserts in like the coupon,
Speaker 1: uh you know, newspaper selection thing you get and it
Speaker 1: would be like a white card and it would say
Speaker 1: have you seen me on it and then on the
Speaker 1: back it would be like coupons, but it would be
Speaker 1: like awareness for missing children and would say have you
Speaker 1: seen me? And it would have a picture of a child,
Speaker 1: and it was like, I don't, like, have you seen me?
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I haven't seen you. I haven't
Speaker 1: been like, you know, draining lakes any time, so I
Speaker 1: haven't been going through your uncle's crawl space. I haven't
Speaker 1: seen you, like, you know, just making a joke of like,
Speaker 1: this child is dead. Why do you if you're alive,
Speaker 1: you have a printing press of some sorts. I feel
Speaker 1: like it's a marketing employ to be like you're gonna
Speaker 1: die soon. You might not have clean clothes, like do
Speaker 1: your laundry. No, I think it's actually trying to do
Speaker 1: good and trying to find missing children. But you know,
Speaker 1: people companies us like the fear. Fear makes you buy more. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I don't think fear of your child becoming missing
Speaker 1: would can make you go get you know, dry cleaning
Speaker 1: anytime soon. You haven't read the dry cleaning. So here's
Speaker 1: the thing. Thank you for not feeding us bread, says
Speaker 1: the ducks. Bread makes our tummies hurt and makes us ill.
Speaker 1: Bread does not contain the right nutrition or calories that
Speaker 1: we need to survive. It makes us think we are full,
Speaker 1: and then we don't eat the food we need. It
Speaker 1: also pollutes our water and causes nasty surface algae which
Speaker 1: kills our fish friends and gives us diseases. What should
Speaker 1: we eat half cut, seedless grapes, chopped lettuce, bird seed, peas, corn,
Speaker 1: and oats. I'm a duck now, I just added that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I felt like, I feel like you could have wrote
Speaker 1: that like it's for a human. It's like, so, that's
Speaker 1: just good to know. I used to always feed uh
Speaker 1: duck's bread when I'm in the park. It's just like
Speaker 1: a commonly known thing. A little did I know it
Speaker 1: was not a good thing to do. But I will
Speaker 1: say one of the most satisfying sounds in the world
Speaker 1: that I should have maybe answered for that that reddit
Speaker 1: is the sound of a piece of bread hitting a
Speaker 1: duck's back and going like on its feathery like layered
Speaker 1: feather back. Me and Kirsten used to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's so satisfying there, like a piece of bread, like
Speaker 1: a heavy piece of bread not only hurt the duck,
Speaker 1: but like you know, we wouldn't try to. I mean,
Speaker 1: eventually we tried to just throw it on its back
Speaker 1: because it would be funny to see all the ducks
Speaker 1: like try to go for the duck. But like, if
Speaker 1: you do ever, just throw one piece of bread, well
Speaker 1: I have, I have a grape would sound good on
Speaker 1: a duck's back. Throw seedless grapes, chop lettuce, bird seed, peas,
Speaker 1: corn and oats, expensive bread or insurance policies black. Alright, guys,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for listening to the podcast today.
Speaker 1: We will be here tomorrow, uh, Andrew, uh, and I
Speaker 1: will not be cooked. We hope you're not going to
Speaker 1: be kicked. And uh, we hope we'll be here tomorrow.
Speaker 1: And then we don't have to put up any roadside
Speaker 1: uh you know, bicycles or I'm gonna put up a
Speaker 1: white mirror in my living room to pay homage to
Speaker 1: the one that used to be there. I know I'm scared,
Speaker 1: as long as you didn't hurt our room. But um,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for listening. See tomorrow, don't be
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