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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer. N Glazer's Nicky here. I am hello everyone,

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Speaker 1: Hey Besty's Welcome to the Nicky Glazer Podcast. It's Nicky Glazer.

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Speaker 1: It's Tuesday here in St. Louis. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: day it is. Whenever you're listening to this, I don't

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Speaker 1: know when you listen to it. Some people backlog it,

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Speaker 1: catch up later. Welcome to the show. It's been a

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Speaker 1: great morning over here at say Glazer. Colin put my

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Speaker 1: name first? Why not? Uh no, Are you gonna take

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Speaker 1: your husband's last name? Yeah? I am. Yeah. I struggled

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Speaker 1: with the last name thing because I was thinking about, like,

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Speaker 1: you know, if I ever get married, doing the Courtney

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Speaker 1: Cox Arquette kind of thing, Like if I'm gonna do

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Speaker 1: Nicki Glazer Arquette, even if the guy's last name is more,

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Speaker 1: I'm still gonna go with Arquette, just because I want

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Speaker 1: to every did she heap the Arquette too, because there's

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Speaker 1: a part of me that thinks that they're still friends

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Speaker 1: and that because he's the father of her children. She's like,

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Speaker 1: I'll keep this last name. A lot of women, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I have a bit about it, but a lot of

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Speaker 1: women get divorced, and they don't even go back to

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Speaker 1: their old name. It's like forgotten. And I just feel

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Speaker 1: like it's so weird that we give up our name.

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Speaker 1: It's a nice thing to do for your man, to

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Speaker 1: be like, I respect you so much and you have

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Speaker 1: so much integrity that I will take I'm so grateful

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Speaker 1: for you for not having sex with other women. This

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Speaker 1: is all from Getting to I Do, the book we

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Speaker 1: have to we have to respect in the book Getting

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Speaker 1: Do I Do, which teaches you how to trick me

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Speaker 1: out into loving you forever and trick him with things

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Speaker 1: that serve you. Anyway, you kind of trick yourself honestly,

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Speaker 1: but with that book you learn that you need to

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Speaker 1: every like when you when you were in the feminine energy,

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Speaker 1: you need to respect the male energy, which you have

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Speaker 1: to acknowl Edge wants to have sex with everything and

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Speaker 1: you can't deny that, and you go, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: that is so nice of you to not have sex

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Speaker 1: with everything for me, because I I don't want you

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Speaker 1: to that. You are so much integrity not to do that.

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Speaker 1: That takes a really strong man, and I am so

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Speaker 1: impressed that you don't do that for me. And then

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Speaker 1: they get off on like the feeling of being like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm like a superhero because they don't

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Speaker 1: bang other women, and then they get horny for the

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Speaker 1: idea that they are like superheroes. You know, I'm watching

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Speaker 1: White Lotus. My friend recommended it to me because she

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Speaker 1: was like, you know, it's about a strong woman's among

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Speaker 1: other things. I've only watched the first episode and and

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Speaker 1: like twenty minutes of the second. And that's about how

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Speaker 1: much I read any of these books that I talk about. Too.

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Speaker 1: Let's just know that I'm always watching the Eddie book

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Speaker 1: I talk about. I've read four chapters and I just

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Speaker 1: a third of them. But I do. I do finish fiction,

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Speaker 1: but nonfiction. I'm just like, I get it. Stopped talking

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Speaker 1: down to me. I'm not as dumb as your average reader.

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Speaker 1: Do you feel that way? Noah, When you read these

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Speaker 1: nonfiction books, I realize that there's a certain amount of

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Speaker 1: repetition that you like, I'm grateful In the Alan carr

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Speaker 1: uh Easy Way to Stop Drinking Without Willpower, that book,

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Speaker 1: need they're unbrainwashing you, because you've been brainwashed to think

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Speaker 1: that alcohol is like this thing you need, so they

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Speaker 1: need to be repetitive. But when you're learning about like

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Speaker 1: social science, it's just like you guys are I just

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Speaker 1: can't hear any more examples. And I skip chapters because

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Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, that's not They're not talking about my

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Speaker 1: Do you have problems? Do you do when when you're

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Speaker 1: reading nonfiction? Noah, and a chapter doesn't apply to you? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Do you skip it? Or you like a completionist kind

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Speaker 1: you find that nonfiction books are mostly a lot of filler.

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Speaker 1: And do I want people to know I'm reading a

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Speaker 1: and it's just like how he talks. I couldn't recommend

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Speaker 1: like the worst thing for comedy clubs because it's small rooms.

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Speaker 1: perfect right angle with my chopsticks, like they were so

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00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:47,199
Speaker 1: there's so much between them, and I stuffed in my

424
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:51,760
Speaker 1: face and he goes easy fear factor and he goes, gut,

425
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:54,560
Speaker 1: is Joe Rogan sitting next to you with a stop Watch?

426
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,360
Speaker 1: What's going on? I spit it out. I was loving

427
00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:00,399
Speaker 1: sword and he goes, honestly, he goes, it looks like

428
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:02,320
Speaker 1: I think I said that. I was like, it looks

429
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,320
Speaker 1: like in a too angle, like my top six were

430
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,520
Speaker 1: this thing like this much a party was like it

431
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,200
Speaker 1: was so embarrassing and getting caught doing a big bite.

432
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:12,040
Speaker 1: But that's I take huge bites. I would never have

433
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:14,679
Speaker 1: called you out on a big bite. Yeah, it's just

434
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:17,679
Speaker 1: something I wouldn't do. I mean, I think, I don't know,

435
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,080
Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind if you called me out a big

436
00:22:19,119 --> 00:22:22,679
Speaker 1: but I'm a big bitter. I'm like huge liked sometimes

437
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:23,960
Speaker 1: I'll take too big of a bite I need to

438
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,760
Speaker 1: spit it out, and then I try to or because

439
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:29,560
Speaker 1: of my choking fear still hits me up. When I'll

440
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,719
Speaker 1: eat a fat hits you up. It's like, hey, what's up?

441
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,520
Speaker 1: What's up? Bad? I remember me? Do you remember how

442
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,919
Speaker 1: you're a little bit Yeah? Remember when I made you

443
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:38,920
Speaker 1: go to the hospital when you weren't choking on anything

444
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,800
Speaker 1: and you were laying on your grandma's carpet and you

445
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,760
Speaker 1: thought you would'thale a fiber and you drove yourself to

446
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,520
Speaker 1: the hospital because you thought you were choking it up. Yeah,

447
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:48,400
Speaker 1: I remember you. You want to hang out later? Thanks

448
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,680
Speaker 1: for coming up. One told before I made this chip,

449
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:54,320
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. I'm gonna make you smash a mirror tomorrow. Dude,

450
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:58,000
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck I do. I'm scared of you.

451
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:01,920
Speaker 1: So I every anytime I eat like a fatty piece

452
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:05,199
Speaker 1: of meat, I'll think I'm gonna choke on it. That

453
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 1: I better like. If Brenda weren't the most perfect bodied

454
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,920
Speaker 1: person in the world, I would never make that joke,

455
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And if she wasn't cool,

456
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:25,480
Speaker 1: but um uh no, I but then I'll have to

457
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:29,320
Speaker 1: spit it out, but I spit it out smoothly. But

458
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:34,000
Speaker 1: there I'm not being smooth. I'm sure you've probably spin

459
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,800
Speaker 1: into a napkin, like when you think you're being smooth.

460
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,680
Speaker 1: I mean, we're talking about this the other night, like

461
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:42,840
Speaker 1: I can't. Andrew will always like if we're in, if

462
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 1: we're together and there's like someone being weird. Let's say

463
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 1: there's like there's three of us at a table and

464
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,320
Speaker 1: it's some it's like a new comic that's like backstage

465
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:53,680
Speaker 1: with us or something, and he says something like dude,

466
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:56,879
Speaker 1: like I just he says something you know, ridiculous to me,

467
00:23:56,920 --> 00:24:00,080
Speaker 1: Like he goes, he goes, you know what, like I

468
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:01,800
Speaker 1: I didn't used to think you were funny, but you

469
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,440
Speaker 1: were like so something that I honestly don't even care anymore.

470
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 1: You know, Andrew will like, I'll just keep looking at

471
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,119
Speaker 1: the guy like totally normal, like nothing my face. You

472
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 1: will not read on my face if even if I

473
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:19,560
Speaker 1: am a fact in a perfect pokeram I'm really good

474
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:22,040
Speaker 1: at having a bog and someone says something really absurd

475
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,920
Speaker 1: or drops like, you know, said I was going to

476
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,400
Speaker 1: say the N word, but someone said the N word

477
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 1: in front of me. I would call them out on it.

478
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:35,320
Speaker 1: But no, not that word. But if I um, if

479
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:39,200
Speaker 1: I if but you, but you, this is what I feel.

480
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 1: I could feel Andrew next to me and he'll do this.

481
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:46,440
Speaker 1: His his head will jerk so wildly that he'll knock

482
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,639
Speaker 1: over a mirror like it is. He'll he'll look at

483
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 1: me like did you hear that? Like right in front

484
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 1: of the person, And I'm like, and maybe the person

485
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,600
Speaker 1: isn't looking at Andrew. But I don't think Andrew understands

486
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 1: peripheral like vision. I don't. I think that there's a

487
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:01,960
Speaker 1: lack of um just understanding that that person might be

488
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 1: able to see you. And so you'll and then yes, yes,

489
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,399
Speaker 1: you'll do that. And because there's it started so early

490
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:12,920
Speaker 1: with you, I started recognizing it because I've always been

491
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,879
Speaker 1: someone who's really good about not if there's like a

492
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:19,400
Speaker 1: little person who walks by, or someone that looks really

493
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 1: like weird and there's like limping and like homeless, or

494
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:27,439
Speaker 1: is signing a check and as holding the pen the

495
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 1: same way I do, like I've never I've always been

496
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,840
Speaker 1: someone who doesn't want to anyone to feel like I'm

497
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:36,120
Speaker 1: making fun of them, even though I'm not a good person,

498
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,680
Speaker 1: like never make fun of them, like now, I don't

499
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 1: ever people, no, no, no, And I'm just giving examples

500
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:48,360
Speaker 1: of like little guy. Adults all the time point out

501
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 1: little people. A little person walks by and they go,

502
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,439
Speaker 1: oh my look, hands are already pointed that way. Are

503
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,639
Speaker 1: you kind of what do you mean my hands are

504
00:25:55,720 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 1: naturally faced down? Oh yeah, well yeah, well that was

505
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 1: that was good. That was decent joke. It's time to joke.

506
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,400
Speaker 1: I'm just it's a biology. No, I mean, like across

507
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 1: the street of someone. I just never someone I hate

508
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 1: when there's a person with a facial disfigurement or something

509
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,879
Speaker 1: really weird and they just have they go through their

510
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:17,160
Speaker 1: whole life and all they do is people look at them.

511
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 1: That's all their whole life is. Or if they're like

512
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:23,679
Speaker 1: a trans um, like a trans woman who is a

513
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 1: six foot what had been a six ft six man

514
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,639
Speaker 1: and now and it's just like it's very obvious that

515
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 1: they're a man who is transitioning. I'm never I never

516
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 1: will snicker about that. I will not talk about that.

517
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:40,679
Speaker 1: I will not acknowledge that they're different until like and

518
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,280
Speaker 1: if pretty much ever now because I'm just like it's

519
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,480
Speaker 1: not of note. But then I if I'm with someone

520
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,399
Speaker 1: who does something like hits me, I won't even acknowledge it,

521
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,639
Speaker 1: like because I know that when I was anorexic. I

522
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,120
Speaker 1: think it's after I was intorexic, I realized that all

523
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:56,399
Speaker 1: the things that people do that they think you don't see,

524
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,160
Speaker 1: you see when you're a person that is being talked

525
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 1: about everywhere you go. You see the nudges, you see

526
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 1: the look over there, you see them whisper, and then

527
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,639
Speaker 1: the person doesn't see it, and then you see that

528
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:10,479
Speaker 1: person's head move towards you. You see it all. And

529
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 1: so if I could just reach out to anyone who's

530
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 1: listening right now, that might be someone who you know,

531
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,440
Speaker 1: sometimes you're not a bad person for wanting to point

532
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,159
Speaker 1: out a little person because sometimes you don't see them

533
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,720
Speaker 1: a lot and it is interesting, like maybe you're not

534
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 1: making fun of them, but it's just like an interesting

535
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:30,119
Speaker 1: person that maybe has like a a um you know,

536
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 1: like maybe uh like it out behind no person someone

537
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:36,440
Speaker 1: that just like looks different. Don't be a child and

538
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:41,160
Speaker 1: go and they know they know that you're talking about them.

539
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 1: They even the most subtle thing, like even a kick

540
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 1: under the table, They see that stuff, and I know

541
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 1: you're like, they don't see me kicking at the table.

542
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 1: I used to see girls kick each other under the

543
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 1: table about me across the cafeteria when they thought they

544
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 1: were being so subtle. And then there were other girls

545
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 1: that would just go like, oh my god, like and

546
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 1: do it very obviously. So I think I'm just very

547
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 1: sensitive to that stuff. But like you know, when I

548
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,640
Speaker 1: went looking an ass, oh my god, watching you see

549
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:11,680
Speaker 1: other women or hot guys, guys, did you see that guy?

550
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 1: And I go, yeah, I saw that guy. I didn't

551
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 1: this girl was wearing I mean, this was I'm not

552
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 1: saying it's just it was a couple of years ago

553
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:22,679
Speaker 1: in New York and she had on you know, um

554
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,360
Speaker 1: yoga pants, and her butt was just it was the biggest,

555
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 1: most insane but I've ever seen. And I'm just I'm

556
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,919
Speaker 1: mesmerized by it. But I don't try to be creepy

557
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,919
Speaker 1: with I'm literally just like in awe of It's like

558
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 1: seeing in beautiful painting. But I'm not like you. But

559
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 1: you weren't present enough to know that someone could see. Yeah.

560
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 1: And so another comic, this guy readye Conquest, so he's like,

561
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 1: bro really and like I didn't know he was there,

562
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: Like he was just randomly and old, and I was

563
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 1: just like I did. I got caught staring at a

564
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 1: girl's boobs in high school. I think that was very

565
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 1: formative for me too, when because this girl just had

566
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 1: big boobs and I was just like, I think that

567
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 1: was just I don't I could have been looking at

568
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 1: her shirt. I don't know what it was. But he goes,

569
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: WHOA Nikki's checking out your tips and I was like,

570
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 1: I don't even know that I was, but it was

571
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 1: so embarrassing that I just got caught staring at this

572
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 1: girl ruin my relationship with the nipples. My ex girlfriend

573
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 1: said that I was staring at someone's nipples through their

574
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 1: shirt because she wasn't wearing a brawl. That's why I

575
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 1: don't wear things that show my nipples, uh and like

576
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 1: my cleavage, because I just don't want because I know

577
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 1: men can't control it, and I don't want to make

578
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 1: men like I don't like when men are like, especially

579
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 1: friends like you, I don't care, like if you look

580
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 1: at my nipples, I'm just like, oh, he's just a

581
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 1: But I wasn't even gawking over nipples. I was just like,

582
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 1: those are nipples. I'm not used to seeing female nipples.

583
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 1: They're here in a bar. I'm gonna maybe they're gonna

584
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 1: probably get my attention for a little bit longer. It's

585
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 1: not like, well the thing was you probably do or

586
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 1: did there's like something not her, but like the fact

587
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 1: that you were trying to the nipples didn't mean that

588
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 1: you wanted to suck that girl in particular to her,

589
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 1: but made your girlfriend at the time think, oh my god,

590
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 1: he like he's attracted to other things that catch his eye,

591
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 1: necessarily his friend's nipples, but like that made her feel

592
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:14,160
Speaker 1: insecure that and that girl is living in a delusional

593
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 1: world where the guy she's dating is not going to

594
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 1: be attracted to other women. I mean, please get over yourself.

595
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,479
Speaker 1: I mean I honestly feel like even with Brenda, if

596
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 1: we were people watching, we could go look at that

597
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 1: that girl's nipples are and like you can almost talk.

598
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 1: My god. I love pointing out hot girls when I'm

599
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 1: with a guy that i'm into and being like, look

600
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 1: how she is, like would you and like he's like,

601
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 1: oh my god, I love It's so fun. I don't

602
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,239
Speaker 1: do the same for guys at all, because it's just

603
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 1: not a two way street. Like people always go, oh,

604
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 1: you don't mind if you're boyfriend like hooks up with

605
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 1: girls on the road, so you got to hook up

606
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 1: with guys. And it's like, no, not everything has to

607
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: be equal. I'm just saying I don't mind it. I

608
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 1: respect that he does mind it. No, I have a

609
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 1: question for you. How do you feel about um, your

610
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: fiance if you catch him looking at other girls? Or like,

611
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 1: do you do you struggle with the idea that he

612
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 1: might be attracted other women? Not anymore? Really? Yeah, he's

613
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 1: in a deserts but when that cactus has that little

614
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 1: bloom once a year that looks like a nipple. Oh shit,

615
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 1: no no, uh yeah, tell me tell me, no, what

616
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 1: what have you Have you seen him be attracted to

617
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 1: other women or had any kind of like angling in

618
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 1: your healthy stage of your relationship? And how was that

619
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 1: different than when you would have perceived it before. Can

620
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 1: you give us an example or Uh? I think it

621
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:50,480
Speaker 1: really has a lot to do with uh, our our

622
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 1: relationship and how we've built it and conversations that we've

623
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 1: had about my jealousy UM and I don't know, like

624
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 1: something just happened and it was a conversation that I've

625
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 1: told you about where he pointed out He's like, yeah,

626
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 1: if I see long legs, I'm going to be attracted

627
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 1: to that. But it doesn't mean that I'm going to

628
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 1: go and like pursue that girl to funk her, because

629
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 1: I have integrity and I love our relationship. Once I

630
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 1: heard that, it was just the right wording, the right time,

631
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 1: and now I actually think it's hot when he looks

632
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 1: at another way. Have you tried making your legs longer? Yeah?

633
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 1: I have us like a stretcher in the back. Yeah. Well,

634
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 1: she's tired of being pointed out across the street by people.

635
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 1: She's a tiny, tiny little person. Um, Noah, that is

636
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 1: so interesting. And if if you are someone listening to

637
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 1: the podcast right now and you just zoned out and

638
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 1: didn't hear what Noah just said, very important to rewind

639
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 1: and hear the way that man handled jealousy and women too.

640
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 1: If if your woman gets jealous of you looking at

641
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 1: another woman or being attracted to another woman, saying that

642
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 1: you're not denying it is not going to get you anywhere,

643
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 1: because first of all, that's a lie. You're a man,

644
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:08,959
Speaker 1: You're allowed to be attracted other women. It's biologically impossible

645
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 1: for you to not be I think, unless you were

646
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 1: completely neutered by this woman. So the way he responded

647
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 1: again tell us what he said. He's like, I have integrity.

648
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 1: It's not like the long legs thing interested me because

649
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 1: you do not have long legs. So that is a

650
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 1: woman's worst fear, that a man might be attracted to

651
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 1: something that you don't have. So say, you have small boobs,

652
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 1: and you and and you are jealous of a guy.

653
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 1: That's kind of like getting a little bit aroused by

654
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 1: a woman on TV with big boobs, or you know,

655
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 1: his friend is telling about a girl that he's dating

656
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 1: as big boobs and he high fives him or something,

657
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 1: and you go, oh my god, he likes girls with

658
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 1: big boobs. Instead of you going do you like girls

659
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 1: with big boobs? Like tell me you don't, or like

660
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 1: that's what you want, don't look for that. This guy

661
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 1: that Noah is in love with was able to tell

662
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 1: her that he is into the opposite thing that she has.

663
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: I mean, she does have legs, but they're real nubby,

664
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 1: And know you have amazing legs there, Your legs are

665
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: incredible and they are looking for your your body. But

666
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,400
Speaker 1: but for him to say about long legs, that's not

667
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 1: something you pride yourself on necessarily as having long legs.

668
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,359
Speaker 1: So for him to acknowledge that and say, yeah, I'm

669
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 1: going to be attracted to women with long legs. Yeah,

670
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 1: it's gonna be sexually rousing for me. But I'm not

671
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 1: going to go off and try to have sex with

672
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:29,839
Speaker 1: them and replace your short nubs. Sorry. No, I'm just

673
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 1: trying to be funny with those long legs because I

674
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 1: have integrity. Men say that, say I have integrity, and

675
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna if I'm in a bar and a

676
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 1: girl says, you're looking at her nipples, and I go,

677
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 1: you're right, I am looking at her nipples. She has

678
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 1: great nipples. But I'm with you. I feel like a

679
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 1: lot of women hearing that out there right now, I

680
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 1: would have trouble, especially at a bar, because this is

681
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: a two way street. To Noah, because I don't think

682
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: you would have been able to handle that at statement

683
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 1: had you not done the work on yourself as well,

684
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 1: where it doesn't mean you're gonna be perfect and not

685
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 1: get jealous. Like you, there are times where bubbles up.

686
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 1: Obviously that was a time for you where you were

687
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 1: doing better than you would have before that you could

688
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 1: even have that conversation without smashing playiss. But it still

689
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 1: was uncomfortable for you, and you didn't like the conversation.

690
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 1: But then there was something about it that not only

691
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 1: a put you at ease, but b turns you on

692
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 1: the thing that irritates you more than anything in the world.

693
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 1: It makes you feel more insecure than anything the world

694
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 1: in past relationships is now something that turns you on

695
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 1: because you know, and this might not be one size

696
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,800
Speaker 1: fits all where every woman is going to be super

697
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 1: horny for integrity, but there's something about the way he

698
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 1: phrased that where it was like, I value our relationship

699
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 1: enough that no matter what happens out there or what

700
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 1: I'm tempted by, I'm those sirens can do whatever they want.

701
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 1: I'm going to I've, I've, I've I've Like you know,

702
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 1: like what Odysseus or whatever, he ties himself to the

703
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,479
Speaker 1: thing so that he can't make the ship crash into

704
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: the ocean. So you're the tye, You're you've you've bonded

705
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:11,840
Speaker 1: him to the ship. Yeah, no, I think her reaction

706
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 1: and exactly what you said. If they've worked on themselves,

707
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 1: and a woman who can't handle that is just yeah, yeah,

708
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 1: I mean, then he's gonna run to old Daddy long

709
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 1: legs because you just screamed at him for being honest

710
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 1: and for just being a human being, and like the

711
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,279
Speaker 1: rushes him to lie to a lot of men are

712
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 1: just going to go. I wasn't looking at her because like, yeah,

713
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,319
Speaker 1: I mean, you did not want to bang your friend

714
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 1: whose nipples were I really didn't. She's not the one

715
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:40,799
Speaker 1: that you have a like. And I know that too.

716
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 1: I know I know who we're talking about, and that's

717
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: not you're dynamic with this person. But the fact that

718
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,760
Speaker 1: you're looking at nipples does mean that you are tracted

719
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:52,879
Speaker 1: to other women. That's like yeah, sure, yes, I would

720
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,839
Speaker 1: agree with that, but you you probably just double down

721
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 1: on like I don't want to funk her, And that

722
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 1: was probably the issue. Where the real issue is you

723
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 1: have a probably with me being attracted to anyone else,

724
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,840
Speaker 1: not just her, which isn't the problem. And that was

725
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 1: the problem with that that particular woman, which I mean,

726
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 1: who what girl hasn't felt that way? I'm sure of

727
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 1: wanting a guy to only have eyes for you. I

728
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 1: remember asking my friend who was dating a guy ago,

729
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:19,959
Speaker 1: if you could make him never attracted to another woman

730
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 1: the rest of his life and completely turn off his

731
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 1: sexual uh attraction to anyone else but you? Would you?

732
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 1: And she was like, and I was like, I would

733
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,880
Speaker 1: never want that. Would they know it? Or would their

734
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: mind brain be erased? Would be erased? Would you do that?

735
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 1: I think most men would. I don't think I would.

736
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 1: I like giving her or the idea of choice. Well,

737
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 1: I like the idea of like I earned you, like

738
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,759
Speaker 1: I'm earning you every day and like that, and not

739
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 1: even earning, like I'm important enough to you that I

740
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 1: I make you want to have integrity enough to uh

741
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:59,400
Speaker 1: be be honest with me and respect me. If I

742
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 1: said yes it away, I would feel like I don't

743
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 1: trust that person, Like deep down, I don't trust that person.

744
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:07,280
Speaker 1: And I think that's what makes me horny for guys

745
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 1: that hook up with other girls. Or if I talk

746
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 1: about how hot a girl is and he's like, oh

747
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:16,439
Speaker 1: my god, she's because yeah, because I like because he's

748
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 1: with me, and he could have that because he's a

749
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 1: great guy. And if I like him, he could have anyone.

750
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 1: You know, I'm picking as ship or in my mind

751
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 1: that's what I think, like if if he's if I've

752
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,919
Speaker 1: I've given him the green light, this guy could get

753
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 1: anyone because I'm such a prized which is how you

754
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:34,760
Speaker 1: should feel about yourself anyway. And so to me, it's like, Wow,

755
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 1: he's choosing to stay with me because I have all

756
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 1: these other things that aren't those those tits or those

757
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 1: legs or those you know, labia or lack of whatever

758
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, No, I I hear you. I just

759
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 1: think it could be exhausting too, like feel like you're

760
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 1: competing for the person's attention, Like like every day I

761
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 1: gotta feel like, oh, they could they could leave, they

762
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:02,560
Speaker 1: could find someone better. And I'm not saying that that's

763
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,360
Speaker 1: what you're saying. I'm saying like for me, like I

764
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,839
Speaker 1: would just it would be exhausting for me to like

765
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 1: feel like I have to that that I continuously have

766
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 1: to beat out these other people. No, I feel like

767
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 1: this isn't a continual thing that you have to be like, oh,

768
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 1: if you running find myself, she likes me. It's just

769
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 1: like she makes you feel that way. So it just

770
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 1: doesn't even it's not even an issue. Yeah, you know,

771
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 1: apparently here it comes down first. Oh boy, sorry about

772
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 1: not saying swells right away. I hope you have all

773
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 1: the swell swell swells, swells and having a great time

774
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 1: out there and swells. Okay. New research suggests that in

775
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 1: a romantic relationship, current feelings of intimacy, connectedness, closeness, and

776
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:50,400
Speaker 1: warmth can predict sexual desire ninety minutes later. So essentially,

777
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 1: more intimacy means more connection sexually, and in relationships people start,

778
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 1: you know, people get ignoring, get sex confused, like they're

779
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:08,319
Speaker 1: the same thing. Got Emotional intimacy is a pred is predicated, Yes,

780
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:12,799
Speaker 1: before you're gonna be banging. Like a romantic relationship as

781
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:15,239
Speaker 1: a living system, If the partners ignore the relationship and

782
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 1: become distant and mutually alienated, the relationship can slowly shrivel

783
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 1: and die. So, essentially, keeping for intimacy to motivate sexual desire,

784
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:28,319
Speaker 1: intimacy needs to be renewed regularly. The best way to

785
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:32,720
Speaker 1: build intimacy is through quality time. Yeah, okay, that makes sense.

786
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 1: I the book I'm reading that Cupid's Poisoned Arrow. It's

787
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:39,800
Speaker 1: like about they they schedule like a cuddle session every

788
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,800
Speaker 1: day where where they hold each other and like touch

789
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,799
Speaker 1: for like a couple of minutes. Like that's a long

790
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,319
Speaker 1: time to hold someone and like breathe them in like

791
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 1: I do it with my dogs sometimes, like when I'm

792
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 1: feeling distant from them, I'll just hold them and like

793
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 1: and you know, they're rescue pups, so they feel very insecure,

794
00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:00,080
Speaker 1: even though they push me away a lot and like

795
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 1: like act like they don't want it all Luigi. Once

796
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:04,319
Speaker 1: when I finally like grab it, I'm like get over

797
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,759
Speaker 1: heat just like falls into me. And sometimes I just

798
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: like put my face in their coat and I just

799
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 1: take three deep breaths because I just want to, like

800
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 1: I want them to breathe me and and like just

801
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,359
Speaker 1: feel like you're safe, like we're safe, and then we

802
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 1: bang so fucking hard water. It's like art that what

803
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 1: did I Marian see? You look at she's she's just

804
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,880
Speaker 1: laying here and not even given a ship because we

805
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 1: we had morning sex, so she's tapped out. She always

806
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 1: looks told you know what, I told her not to come.

807
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,799
Speaker 1: This is so gross. Uh you know this checks out.

808
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 1: I think that my next relationship, I'm really going to

809
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 1: want a lot of um forced I hate to say it,

810
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 1: but like scheduled um yeah, like of just like those

811
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:57,920
Speaker 1: questions that esther perel game. Where should we begin just

812
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: pulling one of those out every single morning while we're

813
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 1: getting ready for work and going like even if we're

814
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 1: in a rush and just trying to like connect and

815
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:10,840
Speaker 1: share something together that isn't sexual and it's just meant

816
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 1: to and and the cuddling doesn't have to be sexual either,

817
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:16,279
Speaker 1: and I don't think should be. Yeah, here's like a

818
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 1: list of like some things I could build intimacy, having

819
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:22,840
Speaker 1: high regard for the person happy when together, the desire

820
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 1: to promote his or her welfare, able to count on

821
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:29,360
Speaker 1: him or her in times of need, mutual understanding, sharing

822
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 1: one's possessions and innermost self with him or her giving them,

823
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 1: receiving emotional support, intimate communication. Yeah, I mean these are

824
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 1: all they're all very like on the service, but I

825
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 1: do think people don't do them. I I do feel

826
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 1: like we're all in our own, um, you know, our

827
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 1: own minds and thinking about ourselves, where sometimes we don't

828
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 1: stop and think about our partner and what they're going

829
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 1: through and being I hate the word empathetic towards their feelings,

830
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,080
Speaker 1: but that word is I think it's over you is

831
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 1: now because people don't even know what it means. They

832
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 1: don't know the difference betweens sympathy and empathy, and they

833
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 1: just are sympathetic but they're not empathetic. And um, if

834
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,799
Speaker 1: you don't know the difference, you should look it up.

835
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 1: I don't want to go into it. And uh I

836
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 1: had to learn it like it. I was not taught

837
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:18,840
Speaker 1: it my um. My family did not have any empathy.

838
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 1: And it's not because they're bad people. They didn't learn

839
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 1: it from them their parents. But being able to like

840
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 1: under like I was just the most Russell brand No.

841
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 1: I saw you liked this too? Did you see the

842
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 1: Jocko Willing UM video on Russell Branding or did you

843
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 1: like it without watching the whole thing? Because sometimes I

844
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 1: do that too. I I started watching it, but I

845
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 1: saved it for later to watch the Hodding. UM. I'm

846
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:45,240
Speaker 1: just gonna read the quote that Jacko Willing said, Uh,

847
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:49,439
Speaker 1: Russell Brand's talking about um, how to uh losing your ship.

848
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 1: Here's how to deal with conflict with help from Jacko Willing.

849
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 1: And it says, so Jocko Willings is gigantic man. Okay, yeah,

850
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 1: extra Navy seal. He never gets into any conflict ever,

851
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 1: any much. He's very mindful, and he goes, what I

852
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 1: do in a situation like that? So Russell brands like, so,

853
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 1: what would you do? You know, if you go on

854
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 1: the streets and someone you know, bumps into you road right,

855
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:14,879
Speaker 1: how would you handle that? Don't go? And he even

856
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 1: acknowledges like, this is a big guy. So this guy

857
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,040
Speaker 1: is not having a lot of confrontation on the street

858
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 1: like a normal person would. But Jocko Willing even acknowledges

859
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 1: that the most of the time that he's provoked is

860
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:28,920
Speaker 1: in traffic because people cannot see what he looks like.

861
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 1: So he says, what I do in a situation like that,

862
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:35,319
Speaker 1: if someone was yelling at me is I'd probably say, hey, sorry, man,

863
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 1: didn't mean to If I accidentally bump into someone in

864
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 1: a bar and they get hostile with me, I'll probably say, hey, man, sorry,

865
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 1: didn't mean to do that. Can I buy you a beer? Yeah?

866
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:45,959
Speaker 1: And you know, anyone that's going to try they're usually

867
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,239
Speaker 1: provoking your ego, you know, So I'm not really gonna

868
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 1: let some person get me emotional about whatever is going on.

869
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 1: And you've got a figure they've had a rough day,

870
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 1: Like if someone's that mad because you cut them off

871
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:57,879
Speaker 1: in the car, man, what are they going on? What's

872
00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 1: going on in their world? I don't know what's happened

873
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:01,839
Speaker 1: to um. I don't know whether they've got a sick kid.

874
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 1: I don't know if they've got fired from their job.

875
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 1: There's all kinds of situations that could be happening. You know,

876
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 1: my life is pretty good. There's a nine chance that

877
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 1: that person is having a much worse day than I'm having,

878
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 1: So I don't want to make their day any worse.

879
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 1: I normally don't get, you know, accosted on the street.

880
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 1: It's more likely in the car that someone can't really tell,

881
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 1: you know, what I look like, and maybe they might

882
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:24,280
Speaker 1: flip me off or something like that, and maybe UM

883
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 1: and I'll say sorry and waive whatever. But we're looking

884
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 1: to de escalate those situations. Nothing good is going to

885
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 1: come from them. And I just thought that was I've

886
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 1: been in so many situations, especially with men in cars,

887
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 1: where someone will do something stupid in front of you,

888
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:40,839
Speaker 1: and by the way, stuff we've all done, we've all

889
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 1: cut someone off unintentionally and I know you're like, no,

890
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 1: when I go back to this person, it's because they

891
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:47,759
Speaker 1: knew what they were doing and they because sometimes there

892
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 1: are guys with like the truck nuts and the Trump flag,

893
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 1: they're like and like being and you know they're doing

894
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 1: it intentionally. But there's also people that you get mad

895
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,920
Speaker 1: at that just didn't know what they're not being attention.

896
00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:01,760
Speaker 1: Maybe they're texting like you've never texted and driven before.

897
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:04,279
Speaker 1: I mean, this is what empathy is, is being like

898
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 1: as understanding that that person has had a bad day

899
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 1: and also understanding this isn't really empathy, but when you

900
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 1: have been in there that situation too. I've said this

901
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 1: a million times, but people who don't let people who

902
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:18,839
Speaker 1: are running late for their plane cut in front of them.

903
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 1: When you're not running late, you're a piece of ship

904
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:25,279
Speaker 1: because and I know you go, well, I got here

905
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:28,839
Speaker 1: in time. They just and you don't know why they're late.

906
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 1: First of all, they could have had a sick kid,

907
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:32,399
Speaker 1: They could have whatever their alarm clock, their power went

908
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 1: out and their phone died or something. Oh but you

909
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 1: know what, they were just hungover. They drank too much

910
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 1: last night. Well you also don't know what led them

911
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:40,800
Speaker 1: to drink a lot. Like you can make a million

912
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,840
Speaker 1: excuses for why that person was a ship head and

913
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:46,040
Speaker 1: like just oh, well, they were just lazy. Well, you

914
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:47,799
Speaker 1: don't know why they're lazy. Maybe they had a rough

915
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:51,799
Speaker 1: childhood and didn't learn how to not pack early and

916
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 1: get to the airport early. Whatever it is, just know

917
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 1: that there's gonna be a time in your life when

918
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,320
Speaker 1: you're late for the airport and god, are you gonna

919
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:02,760
Speaker 1: want someone to have the courtesy to go go ahead.

920
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 1: I'm not going to make you feel bad about running late,

921
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 1: because it's so embarrassing to run late. So when there's

922
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:11,440
Speaker 1: road rage and so and you you get mad at

923
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 1: someone in front of you, it is all about you.

924
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:16,280
Speaker 1: It's all about whatever you're going through that day. Honestly,

925
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 1: you should be empathetic for yourself because you would not

926
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 1: get mad at this person if you had your ship together,

927
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 1: because you would understand that this person is going through

928
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:24,879
Speaker 1: their own ship and has nothing to do with you.

929
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 1: And maybe you're like, well, they're not being safe and

930
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:30,440
Speaker 1: they could hurt someone. And if I don't hank at

931
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:33,319
Speaker 1: them and flip them off, they won't know that they're

932
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 1: being an asshole. They know, especially if they're doing it

933
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 1: with intent and being a little like you know, anca

934
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 1: they know, so you're flipping them off is not going

935
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:45,399
Speaker 1: to make anything better. And I just think it's hard

936
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 1: because sometimes it's like you want to be empathetic or sympathetic,

937
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 1: whatever the word you want to use, but it's like,

938
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:56,399
Speaker 1: at what point? And I guess Jocko would say, no

939
00:47:56,440 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 1: matter what, the point, unless the guys are actually stabbing him,

940
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:04,280
Speaker 1: is he gonna try to fight back or or get angry?

941
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 1: Like That's the hard thing is like at what point

942
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 1: are you like, Okay, I can't give you all these

943
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:13,720
Speaker 1: excuses because you came from a childhood that was bad,

944
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 1: or or you got hung over because your wife, you know,

945
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 1: spitting your food or it's putting arsenic in your food. Whatever.

946
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 1: But but my point is is like, at what point

947
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:26,840
Speaker 1: do you stop being empathetic and start going, look, motherfucker,

948
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 1: you need you have issues you need to change, or

949
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 1: I can't keep giving you. I think it's when it

950
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 1: would like injure other people and and I don't. I

951
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 1: gave that example of like you know someone who's rubbing

952
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:44,920
Speaker 1: their like driving, call the cops and say, hey, there's

953
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 1: this truck going. That's how you handle it because you

954
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,880
Speaker 1: flipping them off and honking and getting out and yelling

955
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 1: at them. That person is not gonna handle that well,

956
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:53,359
Speaker 1: it's only going to lead them to like beat their

957
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:55,799
Speaker 1: children when they get home and and add to it,

958
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,880
Speaker 1: and it's hard. I mean, this is this is stuff

959
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:02,560
Speaker 1: that I trying to practise myself. What was that? Can

960
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 1: I chanme in on this? Please? Just real quick? Um?

961
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:09,319
Speaker 1: I think with JOCKO is trying to say, is that

962
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 1: don't give someone the power to influence how you feel. Yeah,

963
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 1: that's that's what I take from that. And like in

964
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 1: anger management, that's just like a thing that I've held

965
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 1: onto and it's like, yeah, I don't want to give

966
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:26,920
Speaker 1: someone the satisfaction of making me feel worse than I

967
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 1: felt two seconds ago before they cut me off. So

968
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 1: that's how I interpreted that. Yeah, I mean I I

969
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 1: I hear that, but I would even challenge the way

970
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 1: you're presenting that because I like what you're saying, but

971
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,799
Speaker 1: even the way you're presenting it is doing something like

972
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,360
Speaker 1: I wanna I don't want to give them satisfaction. I

973
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 1: want to take away their pleasure. So I wouldn't even

974
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 1: phrase it that way. I would phrase it like I

975
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 1: don't want my uh, the way that I'm feeling after

976
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 1: having that inter interaction that didn't need to necessarily happen

977
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,800
Speaker 1: if I was able to just apply empathy and de escalate.

978
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:03,239
Speaker 1: The tension I'm now feeling is going to have a

979
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:05,319
Speaker 1: ripple effect for people in my life, and it's going

980
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 1: to cause people in my life pain. And I want

981
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 1: to not do that, and it's gonna cause me pain

982
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 1: obviously the rest of the day's stress. You're you're like,

983
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 1: all your stress hormones go up. It's gonna like aide

984
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 1: you and cause you pain. So as much as it's

985
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:20,359
Speaker 1: like don't give them the satisfaction, I don't like that

986
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 1: phrasing because it means like I don't want you to

987
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 1: be happy, and and I'm not saying like, oh, well,

988
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 1: then give them the satisfaction, because then that I'll make

989
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:31,759
Speaker 1: them feel good. Um Because honestly, the satisfaction they feel,

990
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,719
Speaker 1: even if you do give them what they want in

991
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 1: terms of like escalating, is not going to actually make

992
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: them happier, even if they think it will. Um. So,

993
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 1: but I understand what you're saying. That's a good way

994
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:45,319
Speaker 1: to phrase it for people who are still making that

995
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 1: person the enemy, because you're like, I don't want to

996
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 1: make that fucking motherfucker happy. So I'm not. I'm gonna

997
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 1: be stoics so that they they don't get to smile

998
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 1: and know that they affected me, but they did affect you,

999
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:58,239
Speaker 1: But no they don't. No, no, But I'm saying that.

1000
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 1: How you're phrasing it and how I think what you're

1001
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:04,360
Speaker 1: saying though, is like make it more about I'm reacting.

1002
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:06,799
Speaker 1: This is how I'm going to react, no matter. It's

1003
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 1: not because of you. It's not because I'm doing it

1004
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 1: to defy you or to piss you off. It's not

1005
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 1: even having to do with you anymore. Well, you're doing

1006
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 1: it for yourself and for the your loved ones who

1007
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:18,400
Speaker 1: are going to be affected by the mood change that is,

1008
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:22,239
Speaker 1: uh like comes from this interaction. But I mean it's

1009
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 1: so important. Like anger is such a um an insane

1010
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 1: It just really hijacks your brain and can make you

1011
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 1: say and do the wildest things. Like I was talking

1012
00:51:35,239 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 1: to someone about it yesterday about like things you've said

1013
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 1: to people to just like just really just I mean,

1014
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:42,799
Speaker 1: my dad always just to say, Nicky, you go for

1015
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:45,720
Speaker 1: the juggular, and I always just felt like the worst

1016
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 1: person because he was like, God, you take it from

1017
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:52,400
Speaker 1: zero to sixties so fast. Nikki always goes for the juggular,

1018
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:54,759
Speaker 1: and I was like, I always like, why do I

1019
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 1: have to have a biology lesson with your insult that

1020
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 1: I have to go look up without me? But yeah,

1021
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:03,319
Speaker 1: like I would just I would go after the meanings thing.

1022
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 1: But really what I was going after was let's acknowledge

1023
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 1: what's going on in this house that no one will

1024
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 1: And in the moments of anger, I was able to

1025
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 1: be like, actually, it's all because of mom doing this

1026
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 1: all the time, and I would say the thing that

1027
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 1: no one was talking about, which what he would say

1028
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:22,279
Speaker 1: was the jugular, which was really the thing that was

1029
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:25,440
Speaker 1: really on my life, as opposed to being like, well

1030
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 1: it's because mom's ugly, I wouldn't say that. I would

1031
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:30,600
Speaker 1: say something that no one wanted to talk about. Yeah,

1032
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:33,440
Speaker 1: and that was apparently going for the juggular. But again,

1033
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:37,560
Speaker 1: I have empathy for my dad, who, um like, didn't

1034
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:39,440
Speaker 1: grow up in a house where people talked about feelings.

1035
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:41,839
Speaker 1: So you know, I'm reading this book right now called

1036
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 1: Running on Empty, and I really recommend people check it out.

1037
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 1: It's about emotional neglect in families, and it's not you know,

1038
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:51,400
Speaker 1: if you grew up in a house where there's addiction

1039
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 1: issues and physical abuse like and you know, incess molestation.

1040
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 1: Those are really like very concrete things you can point

1041
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:02,520
Speaker 1: out and go, Okay, that's why I'm fucked up, and

1042
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:07,760
Speaker 1: it's it's not better than than um, you know, emotional neglect,

1043
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 1: which is a little bit more insidious, and you A

1044
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 1: lot of people struggle because they go, I had such

1045
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,799
Speaker 1: loving parents that gave me everything. I didn't go to

1046
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:17,719
Speaker 1: school hungry, I was well fed. My parents said I

1047
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 1: love you. You know, you might have the story of

1048
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:21,440
Speaker 1: your parents being perfect, and you go, why am I

1049
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:24,440
Speaker 1: still fucked up? Why do I don't like myself and

1050
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:27,480
Speaker 1: I'm in bad relationships? And it's because you probably suffered

1051
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 1: emotional neglect from your perfect parents, because no parents are perfect.

1052
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:33,760
Speaker 1: Even the best parents of the world have some cases

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Speaker 1: emotional neglect. There's ten types of emotional neglect that are

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Speaker 1: written about in this book called Running on Empty that

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Speaker 1: I found about on Reddit. We're gonna get to read

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Speaker 1: it dump later, but I've I've turned all my friends

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Speaker 1: onto it because I feel like so many of my

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Speaker 1: friends did not suffer really obvious trauma. They suffered just

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Speaker 1: they they had everything provided for them. They came from

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Speaker 1: either rich families or like their welting care of their parents.

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Speaker 1: Weren't like guttural alcoholics. That's Rachel fine science word. Um,

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Speaker 1: but they were just like you know, maybe had a

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Speaker 1: you know, computer addiction, TV addiction, depression, and these are

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Speaker 1: all things that you go, My mom loved us, but

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Speaker 1: she was you know, really depressed. And it's like that

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Speaker 1: really fucked you up in ways that you don't even know.

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Speaker 1: And you're not allowed to let yourself ever feel bad

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Speaker 1: for yourself for that because because but I never was

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Speaker 1: hungry and my parents said I love you, and I

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Speaker 1: was never I was always got whatever I wanted. So

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Speaker 1: this book kind of helps you pinpointed and if anything,

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Speaker 1: it really helps you have empathy for your parents and

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Speaker 1: not blame them in and um, I'm reading it now.

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Speaker 1: My I talked about my parents emotional neglect on stage

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Speaker 1: this weekend and my my aunt was in the audience,

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Speaker 1: and my aunt wrote to me later and was like, UM,

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm I'm actually it was really nice to

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Speaker 1: hear you talk about that. I because I told her,

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Speaker 1: you know, you really inspired me because she made a

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Speaker 1: joke of like, oh she was my she's my godmother,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, she was like, I barely even

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Speaker 1: like talk to you. I'm sure I was such an

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Speaker 1: influence and I go, you were. You were like a

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Speaker 1: very career driven woman, very successful and just kill like

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Speaker 1: start your own business, multimillionaire like boss bitch. And I

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Speaker 1: was like, it's hugely influential. And she wrote to me

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Speaker 1: and she was like, I sacrificed a lot for that,

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Speaker 1: Like my my kids need a lot of therapy because

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Speaker 1: I wasn't there for them because of that night. Was

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Speaker 1: like read Running on Empty, not only so you can

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Speaker 1: realize where you got that from from your own parents,

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Speaker 1: but also empathize with yourself that you aren't perfect. And

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Speaker 1: this book makes you feel if you're a parent right

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Speaker 1: now hearing this, it'll hold your hand and make you

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Speaker 1: feel less bad about because you're always you're gonna do something.

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Speaker 1: And so I even told I go, I'm reading this book.

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Speaker 1: It's helping me have empathy for my parents and not

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Speaker 1: being mad at them about it and acknowledge it and

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Speaker 1: also prepare me for when I have kids to know

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Speaker 1: that I'm gonna funk up too, and it's it's okay,

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Speaker 1: and that there are ways to to work on it.

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Speaker 1: Next story. Sorry, I spent a lot of time on that.

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Speaker 1: Jonah Hill says Instagram is the cigarettes of this time.

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Speaker 1: I know, he got. He's quoted as saying it is

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Speaker 1: the biggest killer. It is death, and I fully participate

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Speaker 1: in it like I smoked cigarettes. Again. It's a spectrum

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Speaker 1: of what you find healthy. I have to have really

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Speaker 1: limited interaction with it, he added. And so for me,

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Speaker 1: I'm not dissing anybody. I'll post a selfie on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. I'm just as hypocritical as

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Speaker 1: everybody else. So the point being is it's all maybe

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Speaker 1: a work in progress to get towards happening. Acknowledge it.

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Speaker 1: But the real truth is we're all out here selling

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Speaker 1: a movie. My ego is stroked in some way. So

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Speaker 1: I said yes and cool. Today I'm playing a different game.

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Speaker 1: Maybe tomorrow I'll be less self involved. Love it. You know.

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Speaker 1: The first step in uh, taking care of an addiction

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Speaker 1: is not quitting it. It's acknowledging that you have a problem.

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Speaker 1: That's the first step of anything. So just I love

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Speaker 1: that because he's not acknowledged, he's not doing anything different.

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Speaker 1: He's just saying, listen, this thing we're all doing is

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Speaker 1: really really bad. The thing that I'm currently doing, uh

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Speaker 1: is bad? And it is I mean how many I

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Speaker 1: have a timer on mine that goes Yeah, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to be better, you know. It is so interesting. He

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Speaker 1: does say, like some days you're really into it. Another

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Speaker 1: day is I really don't check Instagram. And a lot

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Speaker 1: of it has to do with if you post or not.

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Speaker 1: If I don't post my the probability of me checking

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Speaker 1: probably goes down, My percentages probably go down. Yeah, my

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Speaker 1: daily average for my phone like on like for everything

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Speaker 1: I'm on ten hours and ten minutes. That is I

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Speaker 1: mean that's a day. That's a day, dude. And and

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Speaker 1: let me just say that I do have my white

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Speaker 1: noise machine on all nights, so maybe it's a lot

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Speaker 1: of that. Let me just see watch it. I don't

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Speaker 1: think it's it isn't that Instagram one hour, twenty four minutes,

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Speaker 1: not bad, Messages one hour, six minutes, Reddit fifty minutes

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Speaker 1: every single night. Google, you know, Google twenty three minutes,

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Speaker 1: Mail ten minutes, and then the rest are like, you know,

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Speaker 1: but that doesn't count, that doesn't that doesn't work. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, oh, this was today I think

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Speaker 1: is four minutes. No is that today? Yeah? Let me

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Speaker 1: go to yesterday? Where where is it in your phone? Again? Um? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So usually let me see today wasn't turned on? Yeah

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Speaker 1: you didn't want to know? Okay, So yesterday, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: this is gonna be really sad. Zero minutes for me.

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Speaker 1: So yesterday, oh my god, you guys, Yesterday twelve hours

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Speaker 1: fifty minutes. Instagram was one hour and fifty seven minutes.

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Speaker 1: My camera was an hour and forty seven minutes. That

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Speaker 1: was all me, just playing guitar. Yeah. Uh, Messages was

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Speaker 1: one hour and forty minutes. That's crazy. I know. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what that means. I guess I listened to

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Speaker 1: voice memos and I'm on Voice. I don't know. Reddit

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Speaker 1: was an hour and twelve. Safari was forty nine, YouTube

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Speaker 1: thirty eight. Uh Finder? Why would I be on Finder

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Speaker 1: to find a perfect section? Honestly, I was not on Finder,

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Speaker 1: so that it makes sense. Tabs twenty minutes. I mean

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Speaker 1: a lot of this was just me playing guitar. But

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Speaker 1: you know, um my limits for Instagram and Twitter though

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Speaker 1: together two hours, like I can, and then a little

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Speaker 1: thing pops up that goes you've reached your limit for today?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to? And I always ignore it, but

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Speaker 1: sometimes I see that in the morning. Sometimes I see

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Speaker 1: that never but two hours is my limit? But will

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Speaker 1: you put yours on so we can? Yeah? I did.

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Speaker 1: I put it on, and you know I do. I'm look,

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Speaker 1: I don't post on TikTok, but I'm probably on TikTok

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Speaker 1: at this point more than Instagram. Uh. The nice thing

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Speaker 1: about TikTok you don't see your friends on there. It's

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Speaker 1: just random strangers. So there's no like connectiveness to or

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Speaker 1: competitiveness or like what are they doing? What am I

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Speaker 1: not doing? Some reason, strangers trigger me so much more

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Speaker 1: because I can, really I can project more perfection. If

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Speaker 1: it's my friends, I'm like, I know that person's an alcoholic,

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Speaker 1: I know that person has abusive relationships. I know that

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Speaker 1: person is so insecure. I've seen them certain comedians like

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Speaker 1: selling out Arenas or whatever. That doesn't affect you at all.

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Speaker 1: They're close to you know, I'm not anymore. Like there's

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Speaker 1: there's a couple of comics that there. Their popularity triggers me,

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Speaker 1: and I mute them and I don't go to their stuff,

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Speaker 1: and if I see it, it will trip me up

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Speaker 1: for like, I think I went to one person's a

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Speaker 1: couple like a week ago, and it tripped me up

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Speaker 1: for like two hours, and I was kind of going

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Speaker 1: down a rabbit hole. I was watching all of their

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Speaker 1: content being like, is this person as funny as they

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Speaker 1: are popular? And the truth was yes, and it instead

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Speaker 1: of me going I would prefer them to be not funny,

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Speaker 1: so I could go, God, people are so dumb fucking Trump,

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Speaker 1: Like this is all just Trump, like drum Trump. But

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Speaker 1: but the person he was as funny as I didn't

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Speaker 1: want him to be. And when I saw that, I

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Speaker 1: was like, Nikki, first of all, you're funny, You're hilarious.

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Speaker 1: If you're able to acknowledge how good this person is,

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Speaker 1: like and you know I'm that means I'm like, as

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Speaker 1: funny as this person. I need to work a little

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Speaker 1: bit harder if I want to be this good or

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Speaker 1: I need to acknowledge that this person. I don't know

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Speaker 1: them personally, but he probably doesn't have the fulfilling relationships

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Speaker 1: you have. He probably doesn't do a podcast every day.

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Speaker 1: He probably does and play guitar for two hours a day.

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Speaker 1: He probably doesn't enjoy Taylor Swift music and like feel emotional,

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Speaker 1: going runs, and like there's a lot of stuff that

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Speaker 1: I'm doing that isn't crafting perfect jokes that is contributing

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Speaker 1: to my well being and uh and my art. Essentially.

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Speaker 1: I might not have perfect I might have a lot

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Speaker 1: of likes and ahems, and I might not remember things

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Speaker 1: that I say all the time. But you know, when

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Speaker 1: I'm on stage, I think my happiness is going to

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Speaker 1: come through a lot more than this guy's. And I

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Speaker 1: would argue that you'll be by time you're time to

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Speaker 1: film the special. You have a way of word economizing

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Speaker 1: and getting a rid of and just becoming pinpointed just

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Speaker 1: as much as anyone else. Thanks man, I appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for the support. Let's go, let's go to a

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Speaker 1: quick break and we'll be right back with why do

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Speaker 1: we care? All right? Why do I care? Why do

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Speaker 1: I care? Mama June forty two. Oh, Mama June responded

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Speaker 1: online trolls who slam her for twenty four year old

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Speaker 1: TikTok influencer Jordan McCollum firing back. So they're dating L

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Speaker 1: O L. I do very good with myself. Thanks for

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Speaker 1: the concern, though, so old, so a lot of people

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Speaker 1: are giving her ship. One Sword has claimed the reality

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Speaker 1: star is so into her younger man, who was a

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Speaker 1: single dad to a young daughter and a fellow recovering addict.

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Speaker 1: Yeah she I but she might him in recovery. I

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Speaker 1: wonder if she's clean now. I don't know if she

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Speaker 1: has or not. I know she struggled a lot with drugs.

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Speaker 1: I I really love Mama June. I met her when

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Speaker 1: I was on Dancing with the Stars because uh, what's

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Speaker 1: her name? Uh honey bub Allana Honey Boo boo um

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Speaker 1: was on Dancing with the Stars Juniors and they show

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Speaker 1: and then then yeah she also I was on Honey

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Speaker 1: Boo Boo, like her reality show. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: if it ever aired, but her Honey Boo bo and

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Speaker 1: her sister, her older sister was lovely, came backstage and

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Speaker 1: us in Atlanta and we did we shot a little

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Speaker 1: scene with them. Wheber that camera up. He was so hot. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he was a Boston hat dude. I like DM. He

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Speaker 1: never followed up anyway. Um that was years ago. Uh

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Speaker 1: so um yeah, I mean I I I reached out

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Speaker 1: to Allana and and at the time and said, like,

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Speaker 1: if you ever need to talk or anything. I really

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Speaker 1: feel for that girl who was like thrust into the

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Speaker 1: spotlight very young, and her family has just been on

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Speaker 1: display and ridiculed and made fun of her so long,

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Speaker 1: and and they're all just so sweet. Mama June was

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Speaker 1: so sweet backstage, and like, you know, they've had they've

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Speaker 1: had a hard life all, especially Mama June. You can

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Speaker 1: only imagine what she's come from. And then they gave

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Speaker 1: her that makeover where they gave her new teeth and

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Speaker 1: put her through all this surgery, like they kind of

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Speaker 1: like remember that movie that showed The Swan where they

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Speaker 1: just make women who are ugly and yeah, and the

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Speaker 1: Swans and they do all this surgery. It's like very

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Speaker 1: intense and they have to. It's just they did that

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Speaker 1: to her. And then every second they're like is she

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Speaker 1: keeping all the way? Is she losing the ways? I mean,

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01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:07,560
Speaker 1: she's just someone that will never win. You know. People

1261
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:09,800
Speaker 1: are like, well, you're dating in twenty four year old,

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01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:12,440
Speaker 1: you're forty two, how do you think your daughter feels? Like?

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01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:15,280
Speaker 1: They always like throw it on the kid, like, how

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01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:17,520
Speaker 1: are you doing that to your kids? It's like, how

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01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:20,240
Speaker 1: are you being happy? Obviously I don't know from the

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01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:22,480
Speaker 1: little time I did spend with honey boo boo. She

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01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:25,840
Speaker 1: seemed very funny and very like like with it and

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01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:28,160
Speaker 1: easy going, where she would be like, good job mom,

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01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:30,640
Speaker 1: Like I kinda want to sun the guy, like I

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01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:33,800
Speaker 1: think she'd be funny about it, like from what I gathered,

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01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:38,160
Speaker 1: this guy's give me a break. And would we be

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01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:40,240
Speaker 1: talking about this if the other way around. No, I'm

1273
01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:43,280
Speaker 1: literally dating a year old on forty one. There we go,

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01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:46,320
Speaker 1: the same difference. Yeah, if I had a kid, people

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01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:49,120
Speaker 1: would probably and she was like twenty, people go, oh

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01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:51,919
Speaker 1: my god, she's the same age as your daughter. Yeah.

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01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:55,240
Speaker 1: Well they share coloring books and they actually have fun together. Yeah,

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01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:58,200
Speaker 1: they color in between the lines sometimes. Yeah. I just like,

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01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:03,080
Speaker 1: it's just ease off, Mama June listening to the stop

1280
01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:07,560
Speaker 1: commenting celebrities anything negative, anything, I just quit it. I

1281
01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:09,320
Speaker 1: want to do it all the time. I want to

1282
01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:10,840
Speaker 1: comment on celebrity, and I do it on the show.

1283
01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:12,760
Speaker 1: I'm a hypocrite. I'm going to continue to do it.

1284
01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:15,960
Speaker 1: But when I find myself wanting to comment or write

1285
01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:20,080
Speaker 1: a YouTube comment or a Reddit comment that's negative, stop it.

1286
01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:22,880
Speaker 1: Just you don't know these people. Stop. Also, if she

1287
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:25,120
Speaker 1: was hot about your friends, but you don't shoot on

1288
01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:27,280
Speaker 1: them with your friends, but don't actually write about it

1289
01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:29,320
Speaker 1: and tweet about it, you lose her. And if she

1290
01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:32,080
Speaker 1: was hot, like Demi Moore got Ashton Kutcher. But Demi

1291
01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:34,840
Speaker 1: Moore was a hot older woman, she was a cougar

1292
01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:38,040
Speaker 1: that took down a little baby lamb. But because she's

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01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:41,480
Speaker 1: not pretty and this guy's like a little bit muscular,

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01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:45,960
Speaker 1: I mean he's not like insanely handsome whatever, But it's like,

1295
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:50,800
Speaker 1: what God, like, that's it's because she's not attractive whatever. Also,

1296
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:54,080
Speaker 1: what I did find funny about the story though, because

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01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:57,920
Speaker 1: Mama June buys them two cars, and you would think, like, oh,

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01:05:58,040 --> 01:06:00,280
Speaker 1: she brought them like two teslas. She bought him an

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01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:05,400
Speaker 1: uh two thousand thirteen Maxima that broke down, and then

1300
01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:07,200
Speaker 1: because it broke down, she got him a two thousand

1301
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:12,280
Speaker 1: nineteen Maxima. Like that, that's a responsible purchase for your

1302
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:16,200
Speaker 1: new boyfriend. Maybe he's becoming an uber driver and needs

1303
01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:18,840
Speaker 1: a make that's an income for him. I don't know, Like,

1304
01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:21,840
Speaker 1: just I really mean this. If you're someone and I

1305
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:24,120
Speaker 1: and I used to be you two who has an

1306
01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:26,920
Speaker 1: opinion about celebrities and wants to tweet about it, and

1307
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:30,840
Speaker 1: you don't have a right to do it, and I would,

1308
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:33,760
Speaker 1: I would actually examine what you're going to comment, and

1309
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:37,000
Speaker 1: I bet it has something to do with your own life,

1310
01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:39,840
Speaker 1: and it just but you're you don't know these people,

1311
01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:41,840
Speaker 1: and you don't have a right to comment on them.

1312
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:43,440
Speaker 1: You can talk about them in your personal life with

1313
01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:45,680
Speaker 1: your husband and your friends and gospel you want, do

1314
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:48,040
Speaker 1: not tweet about it because these people have families and

1315
01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:50,960
Speaker 1: people have daughters and and it's just none of your business.

1316
01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:53,040
Speaker 1: Stop it. I read on dem mois on the Reddit.

1317
01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:55,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get to the Reddit dump here in a second.

1318
01:06:55,600 --> 01:07:00,480
Speaker 1: But I see these celebrity savvy like little catty bitches

1319
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:05,280
Speaker 1: on you know, the gossip blog that on their Instagram

1320
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:07,800
Speaker 1: story they write all these like you know, posts about

1321
01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:10,280
Speaker 1: celebrities doing different stuff, and it's all blind items. It's

1322
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:14,760
Speaker 1: all people just ratting celebrities out, overhearing their conversations, spying

1323
01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:17,800
Speaker 1: on them in public. Oh, he was cuddled up with

1324
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:20,000
Speaker 1: this girl and the girl got up when he got

1325
01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:22,360
Speaker 1: from the table. The girl seemed to be texting and

1326
01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:24,320
Speaker 1: like making fun of him, and it's like none of this,

1327
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:25,880
Speaker 1: he didn't need to know any of this and he's

1328
01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:27,880
Speaker 1: definitely gonna see it. Because whenever I see my friends

1329
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:31,400
Speaker 1: on there, I always go nick vile. Someone said you

1330
01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:33,960
Speaker 1: look yummy on DOM He's like eight people have sent

1331
01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:36,960
Speaker 1: me this thank you, and I'm like, you do look yummy. Um.

1332
01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:40,080
Speaker 1: But if it's positive, these people always right, yeah, if

1333
01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:43,280
Speaker 1: you're it's positive. That's why I love the Nicky Gleezer subreddit.

1334
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:46,320
Speaker 1: I think what happens though, is I think with reality

1335
01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:50,200
Speaker 1: television people think they could comment because they're it's it's

1336
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:52,600
Speaker 1: more personal because you're commenting on their actual life as

1337
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:56,640
Speaker 1: opposed to critiquing a TV show or something that's you know, fiction.

1338
01:07:56,920 --> 01:07:59,040
Speaker 1: Even though we all know Reality Team. I would even

1339
01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:01,200
Speaker 1: say that, like, just you and comment, you get you

1340
01:08:01,240 --> 01:08:03,360
Speaker 1: get to even look at these people's lives. And I

1341
01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:05,360
Speaker 1: know you're like, well they get paid a lot. Now,

1342
01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:07,480
Speaker 1: they really don't. He doesn't pay that much. To be

1343
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:09,840
Speaker 1: honest with you, it's not people are going. Brett Butler

1344
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:13,920
Speaker 1: apparently made like twenty six million dollars when she did

1345
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:18,280
Speaker 1: Grace under Fire from two from six to two thousand,

1346
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:22,680
Speaker 1: and she squandered it all with bad husbands, gambling. I

1347
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:24,880
Speaker 1: saw her one night at Ralph's at grocery store and

1348
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:28,200
Speaker 1: she was buying gigantic stuffed animal Siberian tigers at a

1349
01:08:28,240 --> 01:08:30,080
Speaker 1: grocery store in the middle of the night in l A.

1350
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:32,200
Speaker 1: And I was just like, oh, that woman is has

1351
01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:34,720
Speaker 1: a spending problem, no judgment. She seemed like lovely and

1352
01:08:34,760 --> 01:08:37,439
Speaker 1: I've done that before. I've been erratically spending before too.

1353
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:39,759
Speaker 1: And now she's doing a go fund because she's fucking broke.

1354
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:43,040
Speaker 1: And people are like, well, what, but you just you

1355
01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:45,720
Speaker 1: appeared on American Horror Story last year and you were

1356
01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:48,200
Speaker 1: also in that um on hacks in that one episode,

1357
01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:50,040
Speaker 1: like she was did bit parts and she goes, yeah,

1358
01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:53,679
Speaker 1: I made twelve dollars and after taxes, six hundred dollars

1359
01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:56,599
Speaker 1: from that one show. Celebrities actors don't make a lot

1360
01:08:56,640 --> 01:09:00,400
Speaker 1: of money, you guys. I just get the Reddit someone

1361
01:09:00,439 --> 01:09:02,599
Speaker 1: that spends a ship ton of money and ends up broke.

1362
01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:09,680
Speaker 1: Reddit dump, Reddit dump, reddit dump. Okay, so, oh my god,

1363
01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:11,439
Speaker 1: that would actually be a good song. You know what

1364
01:09:11,520 --> 01:09:17,560
Speaker 1: people are singing a lot of This is karaoke mode,

1365
01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:21,719
Speaker 1: this is professional mode, and they're singing the f Boy

1366
01:09:21,880 --> 01:09:25,400
Speaker 1: song a lot too. I like the bus, but it

1367
01:09:25,479 --> 01:09:32,679
Speaker 1: was like the buzz. Okay, so this Reddit. This is due. Okay,

1368
01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:34,759
Speaker 1: this will be the new Reddit song. Okay, now ready

1369
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:36,479
Speaker 1: and in one of our best seas. Can you guys

1370
01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:38,320
Speaker 1: take this and just put music to the background and

1371
01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:41,559
Speaker 1: make one for us. This is your wait hold on,

1372
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:42,800
Speaker 1: I want to I want to really do a good

1373
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:44,680
Speaker 1: because you don't get that. No, we should go get

1374
01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:46,720
Speaker 1: the microphone and do it. It's on It's on the

1375
01:09:46,760 --> 01:09:56,600
Speaker 1: couch on the side karaoke mode. This is your Reddit

1376
01:09:56,760 --> 01:10:01,920
Speaker 1: dom alright. It sign for Reddit dump. This is where

1377
01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:04,439
Speaker 1: I go through my saved items and Reddit stuff that

1378
01:10:04,439 --> 01:10:08,160
Speaker 1: I wanted to show you guys. Here we go, Here

1379
01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:11,799
Speaker 1: we go. This is from the subredd Starbucks, where people

1380
01:10:11,920 --> 01:10:16,280
Speaker 1: employees of Starbucks and patrons just vent about their frustrations

1381
01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:21,719
Speaker 1: mainly and about it. Yeah they VENTI uh a latte? Okay,

1382
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:27,479
Speaker 1: so yeah we did we did it. The podcast is

1383
01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:30,599
Speaker 1: over you guys, thank you so much for listening. Now okay,

1384
01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:34,000
Speaker 1: this is from This is a tweet from Jake Jake Woody.

1385
01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:36,599
Speaker 1: Yea as name is Jake wood but it's Jake Woody

1386
01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:39,240
Speaker 1: on on Twitter. I loved this. This is from yesterday.

1387
01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:41,439
Speaker 1: He tweeted this or two days ago. This girl at

1388
01:10:41,479 --> 01:10:45,439
Speaker 1: Starbucks yelled across the place. Uh, that's enough ice to

1389
01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:47,880
Speaker 1: one of the breezes, and the breeze yelled back, this

1390
01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:53,920
Speaker 1: isn't your order. Oh yeah. I mean I creoned so

1391
01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:55,559
Speaker 1: hard when I read that, because I've done that before

1392
01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:57,760
Speaker 1: where I've commented like, oh, actually I wanted almond milk

1393
01:10:57,760 --> 01:11:00,760
Speaker 1: and they're like, this isn't yours. I'm like, I am

1394
01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:04,040
Speaker 1: so sorry. I'm gonna step back, and I'm so annoying

1395
01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:06,839
Speaker 1: and I hate myself, So don't be that person. Okay,

1396
01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:09,280
Speaker 1: this is uh from ask reddit. I loved this one.

1397
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:11,479
Speaker 1: I was dying to hear both you and Noah's response

1398
01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:14,320
Speaker 1: to this uh. The question was what was the greatest

1399
01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:17,599
Speaker 1: pleasure you ever felt? The greatest pleasure you ever felt? Now,

1400
01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:19,479
Speaker 1: let me share a couple of the top ones from

1401
01:11:19,479 --> 01:11:22,759
Speaker 1: this reddit. UM. This guy said getting a job offer

1402
01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:27,000
Speaker 1: days after rounds of interviews and assessments. UM. One guy

1403
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:30,479
Speaker 1: said wake and wake induced lucid, dreaming and flying and

1404
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:34,599
Speaker 1: said dream never felt anything more pleasurable before. Someone said

1405
01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:37,200
Speaker 1: watching people enjoy food I cooked, it never gets old.

1406
01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:41,720
Speaker 1: Person said finishing a marathon and this one said, Uh,

1407
01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:43,760
Speaker 1: this one's kind of gross. I got surgery to fix

1408
01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:46,080
Speaker 1: a broken nose so I I couldn't breathe better, so

1409
01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:48,519
Speaker 1: I could breathe better. This involved having my nose packed

1410
01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:51,280
Speaker 1: with packing essentially tampons for weeks. It wasn't the removal

1411
01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:52,720
Speaker 1: of the packing that was amazing. It was the first

1412
01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:54,439
Speaker 1: time I blew my nose. Shortly after, it felt like

1413
01:11:54,479 --> 01:11:56,720
Speaker 1: a half cup of mucus was pulled directly from my

1414
01:11:56,760 --> 01:12:00,280
Speaker 1: brain and there was a golf ball andrew sized in

1415
01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:04,120
Speaker 1: the tissue. The best feeling I titlist, the best feeling

1416
01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:07,479
Speaker 1: I ever experienced was directly after that. We're breathing through

1417
01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:09,280
Speaker 1: my nose was so incredibly easy. I felt like a

1418
01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:11,920
Speaker 1: superhuman who conditioned in the andies for months of something.

1419
01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:16,000
Speaker 1: I laughed with excitement. Can you guys think of anything? Um?

1420
01:12:16,160 --> 01:12:20,040
Speaker 1: I got to probably one hosting for you, a Carolines.

1421
01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:23,800
Speaker 1: Really very first show was really amazing because it just

1422
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:26,760
Speaker 1: felt like I finally was like starting like there was

1423
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:32,720
Speaker 1: something there and then secondly fixing my anal fisher Like

1424
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:35,200
Speaker 1: the feeling after it, Yeah, I mean it's the same

1425
01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:37,599
Speaker 1: thing as a guy blowing his nose is like pooping

1426
01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:41,160
Speaker 1: without pain. Because I knew that it would, you know,

1427
01:12:41,320 --> 01:12:43,400
Speaker 1: and every day, every time you poop. It just is

1428
01:12:43,479 --> 01:12:46,800
Speaker 1: like rewarding every time. Wow, Noah, can you think of

1429
01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:49,680
Speaker 1: anything that was the best feeling you've ever felt. I

1430
01:12:49,720 --> 01:12:54,479
Speaker 1: also have two real quick ones. So any time I

1431
01:12:54,520 --> 01:12:58,320
Speaker 1: act against the negative wiring in my brain and get

1432
01:12:58,320 --> 01:13:00,960
Speaker 1: a positive result, which I guess, like an example of

1433
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:05,760
Speaker 1: what we talked about earlier, it always feels really good. Um.

1434
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:09,760
Speaker 1: And then I guess Another one is Um, I did

1435
01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:12,040
Speaker 1: ear candling. I don't know if you guys know what

1436
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:15,000
Speaker 1: that is. It take out the wax. Yeah, and it

1437
01:13:15,080 --> 01:13:17,160
Speaker 1: like sucked all this wax out, and I felt so

1438
01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:20,400
Speaker 1: clear headed. And then I got that cleaning my ear

1439
01:13:20,439 --> 01:13:24,760
Speaker 1: with a cute tip. It was like orgasmic. Oh I

1440
01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:26,519
Speaker 1: love a cute tip in the ear. Oh my god,

1441
01:13:27,200 --> 01:13:29,080
Speaker 1: I love it so much. I mean, I have my

1442
01:13:29,120 --> 01:13:31,000
Speaker 1: greatest pleasure as yet to be had. And it's when

1443
01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:33,840
Speaker 1: someone lets me dissect their AWAR award that I really

1444
01:13:33,840 --> 01:13:36,040
Speaker 1: want to get into. That will be my greatest pleasure.

1445
01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:41,000
Speaker 1: I'm serious, Um mine is And these are weird ones.

1446
01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:46,360
Speaker 1: I'm a freak. Go fine is when I have shin

1447
01:13:46,479 --> 01:13:48,720
Speaker 1: splints because I get them really really, really bad. I

1448
01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:50,439
Speaker 1: used to in high school. I couldn't walk. I had

1449
01:13:50,479 --> 01:13:52,240
Speaker 1: a quit field hockey because of it, and I sucked,

1450
01:13:52,520 --> 01:13:57,839
Speaker 1: but I truly no. I I was nicknamed Grandma Jennifer

1451
01:13:57,840 --> 01:13:59,960
Speaker 1: because I used to iron my hair like Jennifer an

1452
01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:02,599
Speaker 1: since and I limped, and so they called me Grandma

1453
01:14:02,720 --> 01:14:05,160
Speaker 1: Jennifer because I lived when I ran possessions with so bad.

1454
01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:08,840
Speaker 1: But right here along my I have exterior like uh

1455
01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:12,280
Speaker 1: in flints and when they get inflamed, they hurt so bad.

1456
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:15,680
Speaker 1: And when someone just goes massages down them and the

1457
01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:19,519
Speaker 1: pain of it, being like tortured is pleasure for me.

1458
01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:24,080
Speaker 1: I love I love sore muscle pain so much. And

1459
01:14:24,080 --> 01:14:28,240
Speaker 1: I remember going to get one I am when I

1460
01:14:28,280 --> 01:14:31,599
Speaker 1: got um a massage with my pedicure and this woman,

1461
01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:33,920
Speaker 1: I go, can I just get twenty minutes of whatever

1462
01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:37,760
Speaker 1: that is? And just and sometimes I'm like I get

1463
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:39,519
Speaker 1: ballsy enough to ask for what I want in a

1464
01:14:39,560 --> 01:14:41,760
Speaker 1: massage and just like this woman just made me feel

1465
01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:44,360
Speaker 1: comfortable and I was like, just right here and just

1466
01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:47,000
Speaker 1: hard as you can. And I was just like, ah,

1467
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:49,000
Speaker 1: like the you know, I've been next to you when

1468
01:14:49,040 --> 01:14:52,360
Speaker 1: you get foot massages, and I never see a more

1469
01:14:52,479 --> 01:14:55,599
Speaker 1: happy present. It's the best feeling in the world. Yeah,

1470
01:14:56,680 --> 01:14:59,120
Speaker 1: And then the other one is when a guy that

1471
01:14:59,320 --> 01:15:02,920
Speaker 1: I like text me back, Like when I get the

1472
01:15:02,960 --> 01:15:05,439
Speaker 1: confirmation that a guy that I think doesn't like me

1473
01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:08,640
Speaker 1: does like me, that feeling like, oh my god, he

1474
01:15:08,760 --> 01:15:12,960
Speaker 1: likes me. Like, oh, it's just the best feeling. Okay,

1475
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:18,320
Speaker 1: So here's another one. Um uh oh, this was interesting.

1476
01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:21,040
Speaker 1: This was on ask Men, which is just a thing

1477
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:23,040
Speaker 1: it took me. This guy says, it took me until

1478
01:15:23,080 --> 01:15:26,360
Speaker 1: I was seventeen to realize that percent. The percent sign

1479
01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:31,839
Speaker 1: quite literally means per one hundred scent is a hundred

1480
01:15:31,880 --> 01:15:34,559
Speaker 1: in French. What is something that took you way too

1481
01:15:34,600 --> 01:15:37,400
Speaker 1: long to realize? Now? I love the answers of this

1482
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:40,960
Speaker 1: because I learned some things. Um. Someone said, wasn't until

1483
01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:44,880
Speaker 1: my thirties that I learned sitcom stands for situational comedy. Um.

1484
01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:48,160
Speaker 1: And then someone said, I always thought peanuts grew on

1485
01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:50,879
Speaker 1: trees or bushes. Turns out they grow underground, which explains

1486
01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:54,639
Speaker 1: why they're sometimes dirt on the shell. Always goober. Also

1487
01:15:54,720 --> 01:15:59,559
Speaker 1: goober just means peanut. Um. Elevators in the U S

1488
01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:02,559
Speaker 1: ding once for going up and twice for going down.

1489
01:16:02,920 --> 01:16:06,320
Speaker 1: Part of the Americans with Disabilities Act for non seeing individuals.

1490
01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:10,320
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe I hadn't noticed it anyone. You guys

1491
01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:13,040
Speaker 1: have any I mean literally all of these I just learned,

1492
01:16:13,160 --> 01:16:18,280
Speaker 1: but off off, off putting, off putteen I thought was

1493
01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:21,920
Speaker 1: off putting until about five years ago, and not even

1494
01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:23,880
Speaker 1: like a joke, like I really thought it was just

1495
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:29,120
Speaker 1: off putting. And I was off putting by thinking it

1496
01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:31,760
Speaker 1: was off putting. No, I was off it was all

1497
01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:36,200
Speaker 1: putting and Hyena, Hyena's I remember the story how you

1498
01:16:36,200 --> 01:16:38,720
Speaker 1: found that out? It was like in front of your coach. Yeah,

1499
01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:42,760
Speaker 1: I told him, Yeah, like an old teacher on a reunion. Yeah,

1500
01:16:42,760 --> 01:16:45,519
Speaker 1: I said, I wasn't even in high schools. After at school,

1501
01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:47,599
Speaker 1: I said I was on a hyanus from working out,

1502
01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:50,559
Speaker 1: and he goes, okay, And then I walked away and

1503
01:16:50,600 --> 01:16:52,560
Speaker 1: my brother goes, you mean, hiatus, you told him you

1504
01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:54,479
Speaker 1: have a tall ask And I go in that was

1505
01:16:54,520 --> 01:17:02,599
Speaker 1: off putting, and he goes putting. Yeah, I thought the

1506
01:17:02,640 --> 01:17:06,160
Speaker 1: one that really got me and and made me feel

1507
01:17:06,200 --> 01:17:07,840
Speaker 1: like I just go how did you not know that

1508
01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:12,160
Speaker 1: when I was a kid and until my adulthood and

1509
01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:13,880
Speaker 1: this I've known this probably for ten years now, and

1510
01:17:13,920 --> 01:17:15,880
Speaker 1: thought it was so hilarious that I didn't put together.

1511
01:17:16,280 --> 01:17:19,599
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe that everyone who died on the highway

1512
01:17:19,680 --> 01:17:22,559
Speaker 1: or on the road always died on the side of

1513
01:17:22,600 --> 01:17:25,800
Speaker 1: the road where the like no crashes, No, there were

1514
01:17:25,840 --> 01:17:29,479
Speaker 1: no casualties ever in the middle of the road, that

1515
01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:31,920
Speaker 1: the car would crash and then the person would eventually

1516
01:17:31,960 --> 01:17:35,679
Speaker 1: die where the cross was right. The cross would always

1517
01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:39,080
Speaker 1: be where the person pished. And then one day I

1518
01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:41,879
Speaker 1: was like, wait, are you envisioning them getting in the accident,

1519
01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:45,360
Speaker 1: walking out of the car, and then in the road

1520
01:17:45,640 --> 01:17:47,640
Speaker 1: the cars tumbling into the side of the road, and

1521
01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:51,880
Speaker 1: that's where they die. Does happen very often? Sure? But

1522
01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:54,479
Speaker 1: I never I go, that's so funny that most of

1523
01:17:54,479 --> 01:17:56,479
Speaker 1: the time it happens on the side of the road.

1524
01:17:56,640 --> 01:17:58,599
Speaker 1: I just And then one day I was like, oh

1525
01:17:58,640 --> 01:18:00,680
Speaker 1: my god, they can't put a fucking cross in the

1526
01:18:00,720 --> 01:18:04,400
Speaker 1: middle of the road, you idiot. They just move in parallel.

1527
01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:06,680
Speaker 1: And then I go, I don't trust anything because I

1528
01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:08,680
Speaker 1: want to know where someone exactly died, Like I'm kind

1529
01:18:08,680 --> 01:18:10,360
Speaker 1: of like morbid like that where I'd like to know

1530
01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:14,479
Speaker 1: exactly where. Um. This one made me laugh. Someone said,

1531
01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:18,000
Speaker 1: I've never been a big gamer the through most of

1532
01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:20,720
Speaker 1: secondary school, high school, in us peak. They said, I

1533
01:18:20,760 --> 01:18:24,200
Speaker 1: had no idea Call of Duty was C was c

1534
01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:27,240
Speaker 1: O D and c O Sorry, I had no idea

1535
01:18:27,479 --> 01:18:30,360
Speaker 1: Call of Duty and c O D were the same game.

1536
01:18:30,720 --> 01:18:32,720
Speaker 1: So when this person would read c O D, they

1537
01:18:32,720 --> 01:18:35,599
Speaker 1: thought it was a different game. And actually I thought

1538
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:39,280
Speaker 1: c O D was a fishing game. There was a

1539
01:18:39,320 --> 01:18:44,639
Speaker 1: game from COD that guys were playing with their final

1540
01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:47,640
Speaker 1: thought Andrew, why do they why did they still do

1541
01:18:47,760 --> 01:18:50,840
Speaker 1: they outlined these dead bodies? It makes me think of that,

1542
01:18:50,920 --> 01:18:53,120
Speaker 1: like because I was like in movies like a trope

1543
01:18:53,120 --> 01:18:56,479
Speaker 1: in movies like under like oh, like like White Chalk,

1544
01:18:57,200 --> 01:18:59,320
Speaker 1: because they need for forensics, they need to get the

1545
01:18:59,320 --> 01:19:01,439
Speaker 1: body out of the way because it's like a body

1546
01:19:01,520 --> 01:19:03,840
Speaker 1: and they need to h when they do the crime

1547
01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:06,760
Speaker 1: scene investigation, they need to understand where the body was

1548
01:19:07,520 --> 01:19:09,639
Speaker 1: so that it maybe fell in a way because it

1549
01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:11,720
Speaker 1: was How long would it stay there? Though, because in

1550
01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:14,160
Speaker 1: movies like I'm thinking of Coming to America, they go

1551
01:19:14,200 --> 01:19:17,080
Speaker 1: into the apartment, like the shitty apartment and there's like

1552
01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:20,679
Speaker 1: a body outline. I wonder how long you guess until

1553
01:19:20,680 --> 01:19:24,160
Speaker 1: the forensics person comes in and wants to play Hot Scotch,

1554
01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:27,120
Speaker 1: So they have to you know, wash it off and

1555
01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:30,080
Speaker 1: draw a new little thing. I mean, I don't know.

1556
01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:32,400
Speaker 1: That's a good question. I guess maybe till the rain comes,

1557
01:19:32,479 --> 01:19:34,800
Speaker 1: or I'm guessing when the forensics team cleans up and

1558
01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:37,880
Speaker 1: they pick up all the caution tape, they also go, hey,

1559
01:19:37,880 --> 01:19:39,920
Speaker 1: can I get a bucket of water? If I ever

1560
01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:41,880
Speaker 1: die on the road, will you put the cross in

1561
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:44,680
Speaker 1: the middle of the street. No, because you can't. No. No,

1562
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:47,840
Speaker 1: just like spray painted on the ground, so then it's flat. Yeah.

1563
01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:50,879
Speaker 1: If I ever die, but from a traffic collision, I definitely,

1564
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:55,439
Speaker 1: I don't want to cross. I wanna. Um, what is

1565
01:19:55,479 --> 01:19:57,640
Speaker 1: something I like? You know how someone gets with on

1566
01:19:57,680 --> 01:20:00,320
Speaker 1: a bicycle? They do like a white bicycle. I do,

1567
01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:04,880
Speaker 1: and you've seen white bicycles? No, h do you know about? Yes?

1568
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:07,599
Speaker 1: I know. So if someone dies, a lot of people

1569
01:20:07,640 --> 01:20:10,479
Speaker 1: like families. If someone's it's just to raise awareness for

1570
01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:13,800
Speaker 1: like most likely it's a white guy on a No,

1571
01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:15,880
Speaker 1: they do like an albino bicycle and you shouldn't look

1572
01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:18,840
Speaker 1: at it. It's bad luck. No. I'm just making a

1573
01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:21,720
Speaker 1: reference to do you put your thumbs up when you

1574
01:20:21,720 --> 01:20:23,960
Speaker 1: go past a graveyard? Did you ever hear that? Or

1575
01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:26,240
Speaker 1: hold your breath? Hold your breath, I've heard, but I

1576
01:20:26,240 --> 01:20:29,240
Speaker 1: don't do that thumbs up. Arlington Stary almost died that

1577
01:20:29,320 --> 01:20:33,240
Speaker 1: day that we toured that way in school. But they

1578
01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:36,320
Speaker 1: just fall into a grave. They're they're like superstitious bitch

1579
01:20:36,360 --> 01:20:39,280
Speaker 1: over here, she took one for the team. Will let her,

1580
01:20:39,320 --> 01:20:41,920
Speaker 1: will let her lay here. But the thumbs up is

1581
01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:46,680
Speaker 1: to go to heaven. Oh, I guess like I do

1582
01:20:46,920 --> 01:20:49,920
Speaker 1: want to, like, it doesn't matter what happens when I die,

1583
01:20:50,040 --> 01:20:52,040
Speaker 1: Like you know the playlist that I want. I do

1584
01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:54,360
Speaker 1: have a funeral playlist on my Spotify that I want

1585
01:20:54,439 --> 01:20:56,280
Speaker 1: you to be able to access. That's why I've given

1586
01:20:56,320 --> 01:20:58,280
Speaker 1: you and my parents my password on my phone so

1587
01:20:58,280 --> 01:20:59,920
Speaker 1: you can get in, even though none of you are

1588
01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:01,400
Speaker 1: to remember that I gave it to you. Is it

1589
01:21:01,479 --> 01:21:03,599
Speaker 1: the same as the computer? No? No, and you can't

1590
01:21:03,640 --> 01:21:08,320
Speaker 1: even remember that one? All right? But okay, so, but

1591
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:10,840
Speaker 1: it doesn't really matter what happens. I don't believe that

1592
01:21:10,880 --> 01:21:12,880
Speaker 1: they're's like I'm gonna be like watching what happens and

1593
01:21:12,920 --> 01:21:17,760
Speaker 1: being like gutty funked up the playlist And I know,

1594
01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:22,240
Speaker 1: I mean, like, yeah, I will live my um dying

1595
01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:24,519
Speaker 1: before you. If I if we had to put money

1596
01:21:24,520 --> 01:21:27,320
Speaker 1: on it. I don't know, man, I see myself kind

1597
01:21:27,320 --> 01:21:30,280
Speaker 1: of tragically dying. And I don't mean to be morbid,

1598
01:21:30,320 --> 01:21:31,960
Speaker 1: and I don't want to say I'm not going to

1599
01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:33,720
Speaker 1: take my own life. I'm not going to cause it.

1600
01:21:33,760 --> 01:21:36,720
Speaker 1: But I just know that accidents happened, and like a

1601
01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:38,400
Speaker 1: fucking air condistrict could fall in my head. I could

1602
01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:40,400
Speaker 1: be crossing the street like ship happens. And I'm not

1603
01:21:40,439 --> 01:21:42,200
Speaker 1: saying that it would happen to me more likely than you.

1604
01:21:42,280 --> 01:21:44,559
Speaker 1: But you're on the golf course most days. I'm I'm

1605
01:21:44,640 --> 01:21:47,360
Speaker 1: running around the top. Probably die from lightning strike. Well

1606
01:21:47,439 --> 01:21:49,840
Speaker 1: after I hit my first hole in one yeah, oh

1607
01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:55,680
Speaker 1: my god, yeah, and then a pig flies by. Um Um.

1608
01:21:55,720 --> 01:21:57,839
Speaker 1: I don't know what I would want, but white bicycles.

1609
01:21:57,880 --> 01:21:59,559
Speaker 1: If you see a white bicycle, man, that means that

1610
01:21:59,640 --> 01:22:02,519
Speaker 1: a person on bike was killed. Why don't pedestrians have

1611
01:22:02,600 --> 01:22:06,439
Speaker 1: any kind of like there's never like a walking stick

1612
01:22:06,520 --> 01:22:09,360
Speaker 1: or something, or a pair of shoes. Maybe I'll put

1613
01:22:09,360 --> 01:22:12,000
Speaker 1: a scarecrow if you die, and then like with like

1614
01:22:12,040 --> 01:22:17,960
Speaker 1: a quote of like bec I look like, oh that's

1615
01:22:17,960 --> 01:22:22,599
Speaker 1: what you meant? Um, what you know what? I wanted

1616
01:22:22,600 --> 01:22:25,599
Speaker 1: to share this one from this the reddit cool guides.

1617
01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:29,679
Speaker 1: That's like for this for people that are like that's

1618
01:22:29,680 --> 01:22:31,840
Speaker 1: just cool thing. Like there's always signs that are like

1619
01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:35,320
Speaker 1: cool guides. This is a guide for feeding ducks. And

1620
01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:37,920
Speaker 1: I just think this is good information to have and

1621
01:22:37,960 --> 01:22:39,719
Speaker 1: to put out there if if you want to share

1622
01:22:39,760 --> 01:22:42,519
Speaker 1: this with people, it says think it's a sign at

1623
01:22:42,520 --> 01:22:44,679
Speaker 1: a park. It says thank you for not feeding us bread.

1624
01:22:44,680 --> 01:22:47,120
Speaker 1: And there's ducks. It looks like the ducks wrote this sign.

1625
01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:50,000
Speaker 1: They printed they went to Kinko's and got it printed up.

1626
01:22:50,040 --> 01:22:52,639
Speaker 1: I hate when things are written by the people. It's

1627
01:22:52,680 --> 01:22:54,240
Speaker 1: so weird. I used to have a joke remember those

1628
01:22:54,280 --> 01:22:56,160
Speaker 1: little posters that used to get in the mail that

1629
01:22:56,200 --> 01:22:58,559
Speaker 1: were like dry cleaning coubans and they were like blue

1630
01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:01,160
Speaker 1: font and it would be a picture of a missing child.

1631
01:23:01,960 --> 01:23:04,360
Speaker 1: What do you remember these? No? H So you would

1632
01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:07,280
Speaker 1: get like sometimes they were inserts in like the coupon,

1633
01:23:07,680 --> 01:23:10,680
Speaker 1: uh you know, newspaper selection thing you get and it

1634
01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:12,400
Speaker 1: would be like a white card and it would say

1635
01:23:12,400 --> 01:23:14,080
Speaker 1: have you seen me on it and then on the

1636
01:23:14,120 --> 01:23:16,120
Speaker 1: back it would be like coupons, but it would be

1637
01:23:16,160 --> 01:23:18,880
Speaker 1: like awareness for missing children and would say have you

1638
01:23:18,920 --> 01:23:20,840
Speaker 1: seen me? And it would have a picture of a child,

1639
01:23:21,439 --> 01:23:23,680
Speaker 1: and it was like, I don't, like, have you seen me?

1640
01:23:23,800 --> 01:23:25,320
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I haven't seen you. I haven't

1641
01:23:25,320 --> 01:23:28,600
Speaker 1: been like, you know, draining lakes any time, so I

1642
01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:31,320
Speaker 1: haven't been going through your uncle's crawl space. I haven't

1643
01:23:31,360 --> 01:23:33,240
Speaker 1: seen you, like, you know, just making a joke of like,

1644
01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:36,200
Speaker 1: this child is dead. Why do you if you're alive,

1645
01:23:36,240 --> 01:23:38,040
Speaker 1: you have a printing press of some sorts. I feel

1646
01:23:38,040 --> 01:23:39,920
Speaker 1: like it's a marketing employ to be like you're gonna

1647
01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:43,160
Speaker 1: die soon. You might not have clean clothes, like do

1648
01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:45,320
Speaker 1: your laundry. No, I think it's actually trying to do

1649
01:23:45,439 --> 01:23:47,800
Speaker 1: good and trying to find missing children. But you know,

1650
01:23:47,840 --> 01:23:52,360
Speaker 1: people companies us like the fear. Fear makes you buy more. Yeah,

1651
01:23:52,439 --> 01:23:54,599
Speaker 1: but I don't think fear of your child becoming missing

1652
01:23:54,600 --> 01:23:57,559
Speaker 1: would can make you go get you know, dry cleaning

1653
01:23:57,720 --> 01:24:00,920
Speaker 1: anytime soon. You haven't read the dry cleaning. So here's

1654
01:24:00,920 --> 01:24:02,760
Speaker 1: the thing. Thank you for not feeding us bread, says

1655
01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:05,960
Speaker 1: the ducks. Bread makes our tummies hurt and makes us ill.

1656
01:24:06,280 --> 01:24:08,880
Speaker 1: Bread does not contain the right nutrition or calories that

1657
01:24:08,880 --> 01:24:11,000
Speaker 1: we need to survive. It makes us think we are full,

1658
01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:13,040
Speaker 1: and then we don't eat the food we need. It

1659
01:24:13,080 --> 01:24:16,519
Speaker 1: also pollutes our water and causes nasty surface algae which

1660
01:24:16,600 --> 01:24:19,679
Speaker 1: kills our fish friends and gives us diseases. What should

1661
01:24:19,760 --> 01:24:25,639
Speaker 1: we eat half cut, seedless grapes, chopped lettuce, bird seed, peas, corn,

1662
01:24:25,800 --> 01:24:29,040
Speaker 1: and oats. I'm a duck now, I just added that. Yeah,

1663
01:24:29,080 --> 01:24:32,000
Speaker 1: I felt like, I feel like you could have wrote

1664
01:24:32,040 --> 01:24:35,240
Speaker 1: that like it's for a human. It's like, so, that's

1665
01:24:35,280 --> 01:24:37,919
Speaker 1: just good to know. I used to always feed uh

1666
01:24:38,200 --> 01:24:40,880
Speaker 1: duck's bread when I'm in the park. It's just like

1667
01:24:40,880 --> 01:24:43,360
Speaker 1: a commonly known thing. A little did I know it

1668
01:24:43,439 --> 01:24:44,679
Speaker 1: was not a good thing to do. But I will

1669
01:24:44,720 --> 01:24:47,880
Speaker 1: say one of the most satisfying sounds in the world

1670
01:24:48,040 --> 01:24:50,040
Speaker 1: that I should have maybe answered for that that reddit

1671
01:24:50,720 --> 01:24:52,680
Speaker 1: is the sound of a piece of bread hitting a

1672
01:24:52,760 --> 01:24:57,320
Speaker 1: duck's back and going like on its feathery like layered

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Speaker 1: feather back. Me and Kirsten used to be like, oh,

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01:24:59,640 --> 01:25:03,560
Speaker 1: it's so satisfying there, like a piece of bread, like

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01:25:03,600 --> 01:25:05,400
Speaker 1: a heavy piece of bread not only hurt the duck,

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Speaker 1: but like you know, we wouldn't try to. I mean,

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Speaker 1: eventually we tried to just throw it on its back

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Speaker 1: because it would be funny to see all the ducks

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Speaker 1: like try to go for the duck. But like, if

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Speaker 1: you do ever, just throw one piece of bread, well

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Speaker 1: I have, I have a grape would sound good on

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Speaker 1: a duck's back. Throw seedless grapes, chop lettuce, bird seed, peas,

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Speaker 1: corn and oats, expensive bread or insurance policies black. Alright, guys,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much for listening to the podcast today.

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Speaker 1: We will be here tomorrow, uh, Andrew, uh, and I

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Speaker 1: will not be cooked. We hope you're not going to

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Speaker 1: be kicked. And uh, we hope we'll be here tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: And then we don't have to put up any roadside

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Speaker 1: uh you know, bicycles or I'm gonna put up a

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Speaker 1: white mirror in my living room to pay homage to

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Speaker 1: the one that used to be there. I know I'm scared,

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Speaker 1: as long as you didn't hurt our room. But um,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much for listening. See tomorrow, don't be

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Speaker 1: kat ad Er