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Speaker 1: Together another. Yeah, can I speak the joke? Please? Thank you? Sam. Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Christian from Travel. I'm calling regarding your upcoming trip.

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Speaker 1: It looks like you're scheduled for a twelve day European cruise. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my wife and I have been planning for some time.

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Speaker 1: We were really excited about it. Okay, Well, unfortunately, mister Baker,

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Speaker 1: we regret to inform you that your cruise schedule has

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Speaker 1: been altered for reasons beyond our control. Altered what do

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Speaker 1: you mean? Altered? Your twelve day cruise has now been

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Speaker 1: changed to three days. So it's not a huge deal

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Speaker 1: that has just been changed to three days. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: not a huge deal. That's very much a huge deal.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, what's with your attitude? Where did that come from? Me?

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Speaker 1: Excuse me? That just was out of the blue, sir.

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Speaker 1: I was trying to call you and tell you about

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Speaker 1: there's been a change to your travel situation, and then

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Speaker 1: you're just gonna come at me like that, just guns blazing.

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Speaker 1: I don't change. That's not a change. You're reducing it

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Speaker 1: nine days. Is that a joke? It's not my problem

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Speaker 1: what it's whittled down to you? But you have no

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Speaker 1: right to yell at me like that, No, right at all.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. We have this plan for two years. Now

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Speaker 1: you're chewing me that it's getting reduced to three days.

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Speaker 1: We cannot refund your deposit. And we're very sorry for

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Speaker 1: this inconvenience. That's all. That's all I had to say, sir,

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Speaker 1: So thank you very much. You have a good day.

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Speaker 1: And no, no, no, no, I'm not done. No no, no no,

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Speaker 1: you now you're just feeling my money. This is now

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Speaker 1: criminal what you're doing. Do you understand this? Right being

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Speaker 1: on the phone with you, God, you're fired. Told me

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Speaker 1: that you're taking my money. I'm not taking anything. And

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Speaker 1: I don't know how I can go to jail for

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Speaker 1: talking to an a hole? Is that? Is that like

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Speaker 1: a federal charge or something? And they're like, i'll perform

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Speaker 1: with you. I'm calling a fleet. What do you think

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Speaker 1: about that? And what are you gonna what are you

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Speaker 1: gonna tell him? I'm gonna tell him that there's a

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Speaker 1: company that's stealing people's money. You're gonna tell him that

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Speaker 1: you're an apple. I'm done, I'm done talking to you.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling the cups and you are going to jail, sir,

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Speaker 1: because you cannot take so much money like this. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to say that I'm sorry from the

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Speaker 1: bottom of my heart. I'm really sorry. Yeah, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: should be sorry because you should never talk to a

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Speaker 1: client that way. Do you understand me? Right? Absolutely? Well.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to say sorry for wasting so much of

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Speaker 1: my time on the phone with an apple. Gives five

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Speaker 1: minutes in a close room with you? Absolutely, you want

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Speaker 1: five minutes in a close room with me. That sounds awesome,

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Speaker 1: That sounds great. I will smack your little I will

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Speaker 1: smack your little white hot mouth. Oh god, oh my twice. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I will smack it twice. Give you an open mouth kiss.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. All the cops on you. I'm calling the

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Speaker 1: cops on you. Do you understand this. Don't even have

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Speaker 1: your wife, Rebecca come and watch us. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: slapping game. Don't talk about my wife, do you understand me?

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Speaker 1: Do not talk about my wife. I kind of have

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Speaker 1: to talk about her because she's the one that wanted

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Speaker 1: me to call you, so I have no choice but

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Speaker 1: to talk about her. What do you mean she wanted me?

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Speaker 1: What does that mean? It means that this is actually

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Speaker 1: jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning, I'm moving

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you guys, I was five seconds away

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Speaker 1: from coming down to the travel company and kicking someone's ass.

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Speaker 1: You gotta be kidding me. I would have slapped your

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Speaker 1: little white hot mouth. Yeah. No, I would have come

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Speaker 1: down there and I would have slapped your white hot milk.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jel phone tap