WEBVTT - Check Please! 0:00:00.480 --> 0:00:04.680 Hell I Suck at Dating with Deanunglert and Jared Haven 0:00:04.920 --> 0:00:11.360 and I heard radio podcast What's going on? Everyone? Welcome 0:00:11.520 --> 0:00:14.640 to an all new episode of Help I Suck at 0:00:14.760 --> 0:00:16.840 Dating and I might, I might kind of just whisper 0:00:17.000 --> 0:00:19.239 like this for the entire episode. Why are you whispering? Bro? 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:22.520 I'm recording alive from a restaurant and see in Felipe, Mexico, 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:26.239 are you surrounded by people? There's actually no one here, 0:00:26.239 --> 0:00:28.040 but I just still feel like the employees are still here, 0:00:28.040 --> 0:00:30.720 so I feel a little guilty. Should we interview all 0:00:30.760 --> 0:00:33.199 the employees about their dating life? See if they'll just 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:35.320 open onto us, sign a waiver, let them know, let 0:00:35.440 --> 0:00:38.120 us know their deepest darkness secrets. Sorry, I'm gonna crack 0:00:38.159 --> 0:00:41.640 a Pelle Greener right now. Nice Irish crickets love it 0:00:42.280 --> 0:00:44.919 not to be here. Unfortunately, we should drink on this podcast, man, 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:46.680 we should just get drunk and then just like tell 0:00:46.720 --> 0:00:48.560 our worst stories and then see if it gets picked 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:50.320 up by us Weekly and get some more listeners. You know, 0:00:50.479 --> 0:00:54.760 Mars Mark shaking his head because we ask you. Man, See, 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:58.720 this is a random done before. You Just not eat 0:00:58.800 --> 0:01:00.720 for one hour a week can make it for a 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:03.560 really good podcast. It's just really one hour a week. 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:06.440 And I know getting Dan anywhere near a phone or 0:01:06.480 --> 0:01:08.600 WiFi or a computer for one hour a week is 0:01:08.640 --> 0:01:11.520 asking enough that I shouldn't add to that by saying, 0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:15.280 please don't eat for the following sixty minutes. Yeah, what 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:18.720 are You're shoveling food in your mouth? Jared's cracking open 0:01:18.800 --> 0:01:22.920 beverages like, come on, guys, professional broadcasting here. Oh no, 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:25.640 I guess the reason for me eating was I wanted 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:27.640 to at least let people know that I'm patronizing the 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:29.480 restaurant here and I'm not just stealing some WiFi for 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:31.759 the next hour. Yeah, and mine was for creative content. 0:01:31.800 --> 0:01:33.880 I figured a nice little crack people there like, all right, 0:01:33.880 --> 0:01:35.640 maybe I should crack open a beer with this guy, 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:38.800 even though it's not appearance of sparkling water mark. You 0:01:38.880 --> 0:01:42.760 except our reasoning. We do, but we also have to 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:48.640 read Dan's email from last night. Oh sure, this is 0:01:48.680 --> 0:01:50.880 what we deal with trying to put this podcast together. 0:01:51.800 --> 0:01:55.320 This came at ten o'clock last night. Hey guys, So 0:01:55.360 --> 0:01:58.960 tomorrow I'm driving this big stretch in Mexico. I run online. 0:01:58.960 --> 0:02:01.560 It's pretty sketch when it comes to reception, and it 0:02:01.680 --> 0:02:04.040 is similar drive today and had a reception most of 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:07.120 the day. I might stop an hour beforehand. Hopefully it 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:09.160 uplicks with Wi Fi. Just want to let you know 0:02:09.160 --> 0:02:10.880 that the chance I gets stuck in a dead zone, 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:13.040 so I guess we should just be thankful you here 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:15.480 at all. Yeah, well you didn't even finish it. I said, 0:02:15.520 --> 0:02:20.240 it's it's unlikely but not impossible, right, that's just really 0:02:20.680 --> 0:02:23.639 you in a nutshell, and listen, like like you said, here, 0:02:23.680 --> 0:02:25.959 I am at a restaurant in sand Felipe, So I 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:29.519 guess to add some uh context to that message. I'm 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:33.880 driving from essentially from Salita up into Los Angeles, and 0:02:34.040 --> 0:02:36.600 it's a thirty hour drive. Obviously you can't drive all 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:39.120 thirty hours in one stretch because that's insanity. And so 0:02:39.320 --> 0:02:41.600 I drove ten hours, drove ten hours yesterday, and I'm 0:02:41.680 --> 0:02:45.400 driving ten hours today and today the first six hours 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:48.440 of the drive is through like desolate Mexican Highway and 0:02:48.480 --> 0:02:51.000 I haven't had service all day until literally twenty minutes ago, 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:52.880 where I was like, I don't know how I did this. 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:55.440 I woke up without an alarm and I timed it perfectly. 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:58.640 And here I am so you know, just went in 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:01.800 by the seat of his pants. It's pisting angler. It 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:04.560 help eyes. I got get dating. I gotta say too. 0:03:04.639 --> 0:03:07.760 I crossed the border into Baja California at the beginning 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:10.080 of the drive, neely lost service, and so I thought 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:12.680 that I had an extra hour because that it pushed 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:14.560 up me back an hour and I was like, oh, 0:03:14.600 --> 0:03:17.040 I've got until one pm. Turns out no, I only 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:21.240 had until noon. So it's just a whole cavalcade of chaos. 0:03:21.560 --> 0:03:25.359 Where do you park the van to sleep? Um, there's 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:27.440 a lot of like beach access roads you can drive 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:29.920 down that are pretty safe. Last night, I parked in 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:34.040 a motel parking lot that has like big van parking. Um, 0:03:34.080 --> 0:03:35.600 you know, you kind of just figured out. I parked 0:03:35.600 --> 0:03:37.600 in RV park like two nights ago, paid twenty bucks. 0:03:38.280 --> 0:03:40.760 Is Kylen with you or you alone? No, I'm solo. 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:41.960 I don't think she would like it. If she was 0:03:42.000 --> 0:03:44.320 with me, she would definitely not be happy. It's more 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:46.080 of a solo thing, you know. Also, on the way 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:47.680 down from Vegas, it's how you elits. It's not a 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:50.160 thirty hours And I had my my guy friend drive 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:51.720 with me because it's a little more of a guy 0:03:51.760 --> 0:03:55.040 trip than a girl tripp. So this is a cool 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:57.040 thing I have. My email was set up to receive 0:03:57.240 --> 0:03:59.160 emails from the future and I just got one from 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:03.520 Dean and twenties only four. Oh yeah, yeah, I read 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:06.480 to you right now is Hey, guys, I was backpacking 0:04:06.480 --> 0:04:08.520 from encoward Ista. We want to end up in a 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:13.320 Turkish prison. Sucks. Sorry. The good news is local laws 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:15.480 allow us to do one podcast a week, so I'll 0:04:15.480 --> 0:04:18.480 try to be on. Unfortunately, the WiFi here is not 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:20.960 great in self block upside down h with a line 0:04:20.960 --> 0:04:23.720 through it, so we'll see how it goes. The good 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:26.360 news is the delousing means that went up to shower 0:04:26.400 --> 0:04:29.719 for another month. Turkish prisons for the wind see tomorrow. 0:04:30.320 --> 0:04:34.400 Unlikely but not impossible xl x D. You know my 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:36.520 favorite part of the whole email is Mark, you're just 0:04:36.560 --> 0:04:38.479 assuming that this podcast is still going to be around 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:44.120 by multiple People's Choice awards a better obvious. I mean, 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:46.560 let's you're right. If we're in three years from now, 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:49.040 we're still recording, and it's I'll gladly go to Turkish 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:54.320 prison for a week for that to happen. So you're 0:04:54.360 --> 0:04:58.600 down in Siulita, right now, Dean, No, I'm in San Felipe. 0:04:58.880 --> 0:05:03.320 Well you were down in a Ulita driving back right. Yeah. 0:05:03.360 --> 0:05:05.080 You remember the podcast from two weeks ago when I 0:05:05.080 --> 0:05:06.880 was like, hey, remember I was getting married in thirty minutes. 0:05:07.279 --> 0:05:09.800 Let's make this snappy. No, I know, but so you've 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:12.840 been down there the whole time? No, And I flew 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:15.680 up to Babysit Happy for a week, and then I 0:05:15.720 --> 0:05:21.279 flew back like six days ago two parts of Arta, 0:05:21.320 --> 0:05:23.159 which is essentially yeah, it's an hour south, and then 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:25.480 drove up to Salili Differ a couple of days, drove 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:28.760 up to Maslan for a day, buried my car across 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:31.960 to Cabo, and then have been driving up from Cabo 0:05:32.040 --> 0:05:33.920 for the past two days. Well, dammit, Dina, I was 0:05:33.960 --> 0:05:38.120 gonna try to start some rumors because Nick and Natalie, 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:41.320 uh Nick val and just going for Natalie apparently are 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:43.839 and saw Ulita. So I was gonna start some rumors 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:46.200 that maybe you were down in Paradise because that's where 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:49.880 they filmed the show. With Nick making a cameo, could 0:05:49.880 --> 0:05:53.359 have had this whole thing going like, so were you 0:05:53.360 --> 0:05:55.880 in Paradise? That's the question that I should we start 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:58.280 the Nick rumor? I'm gonna start the Nick rumor, the 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:01.080 Dean and the fun because you were down and sell 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:05.440 you Leita, Nick was down there. Uh, maybe you guys 0:06:05.480 --> 0:06:08.920 are the new host after David's fade. Um. Yeah, David 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:11.200 speaks down there hosting Klin telling about that. No, it'sunny 0:06:11.200 --> 0:06:13.320 because Nick texted me like an hour ago and he's like, hey, 0:06:13.320 --> 0:06:15.039 imn'n tell you, lad, are you still here? And I 0:06:15.080 --> 0:06:16.839 was like no, I literally just left, like you know, 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:19.480 four or five days ago. Uh. I was like, Oh, 0:06:19.480 --> 0:06:21.000 he's gotta be down there to host, So that's what 0:06:21.040 --> 0:06:23.160 he's down there for. Then it's to host. I truly 0:06:23.160 --> 0:06:24.719 have no idea, but I was going to start some 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:27.800 rumors on this podcast with like you going down there 0:06:27.839 --> 0:06:29.920 and hosting one week, and then Nick and Natali are 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:31.159 going to be down there next week. And then I 0:06:31.160 --> 0:06:32.839 was gonna be like, oh, yeah, Ashley and I have 0:06:32.880 --> 0:06:34.760 a trip next week, and then we're going to start 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:39.320 all this news worthy type rumor speculation. And now it's 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:42.320 all because you were just driving a van. I guess 0:06:42.320 --> 0:06:44.000 to set the record straight, I did ask him he's 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:45.560 not down there for hosting. He's down there for his 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:49.560 cousin's wedding. Allegedly, but also that seems like a perfect 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:52.240 excuse to use when you're down there to host something 0:06:52.279 --> 0:06:53.600 and you don't want people to know you're down there 0:06:53.640 --> 0:06:56.520 to host something, so you said you're at your cousin's wedding. Totally, 0:06:56.520 --> 0:06:58.200 It's kind of like when you ask a cop like 0:06:58.320 --> 0:07:00.080 are you a cop? And if they say I'm not 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:02.120 a cop, that's exactly what a cop would say, you 0:07:02.120 --> 0:07:05.279 know what I mean? Yeah, I wouldn't really equate to 0:07:05.320 --> 0:07:08.480 that at all. But let's agree to disagree on this thing, 0:07:09.680 --> 0:07:11.440 all right. Well, we do have a great podcast coming 0:07:11.480 --> 0:07:14.080 up that we're gonna talk about dating at some point. 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:19.080 We have Adam Cohen alsat Uh. He is the founder 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:22.600 of the smore dating app up just like s'mores, which 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:24.960 I had smores over this past weekend of Memorial daying. God, 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:27.880 they're so freaking good. But anyway, he is the founder 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:30.480 of a small dating app which is apparently the first 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:34.520 anti superficial relationship app. They're kind of calling it that 0:07:34.720 --> 0:07:37.120 love is blind for dating apps. So we're gonna talk 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:40.280 to him later about his dating app, but for right now, 0:07:40.520 --> 0:07:42.320 we had something last week that we wanted to talk 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:44.040 about but we didn't have time because we were just 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:47.400 jam packed with good stuff. And there was an article 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:52.160 on Cosmopolitan about dating hacks bringing a crystal with you 0:07:52.440 --> 0:07:55.560 on a first date. Obviously, my dog Lois is very 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:59.080 excited about this topic. So on the Cosmopolitan article, it says, 0:07:59.080 --> 0:08:01.400 there are a few things you probably take with you 0:08:01.520 --> 0:08:03.920 on every date. Your phone, your wallet, your keys, your 0:08:03.960 --> 0:08:08.119 face mask. Oh, your face mask, that's right. I was thinking, 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:10.080 like some sort of beauty mask for girls. I was like, 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:13.400 who the hell would do that? Anyway? Uh, this article says, 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:18.679 let me suggest one more, bring a crystal. Crystals act 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:24.560 as conductors and amplifiers that transmit and transform your energy 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:27.160 and potentially the energy of people around you. They are 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:32.240 mood changers, energy lifters, and power boosters. Now who wouldn't 0:08:32.240 --> 0:08:35.840 want that type of cosmic help? Dean, have you ever 0:08:35.880 --> 0:08:38.040 heard of this bringing crystals on a first date to 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:41.240 like get good energy out of it? I mean, I'm 0:08:41.240 --> 0:08:45.520 familiar with the crystals and their ability to sense auras, 0:08:45.559 --> 0:08:48.079 et cetera. You seem like a crystal type guy. I 0:08:48.120 --> 0:08:49.559 could I could tell you. So you walking around with 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:51.640 some crystals for some good energy in the van? No? 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:54.120 I actually, I actually kind of really take offense to that, 0:08:54.320 --> 0:08:58.520 so please don't ever say that again. Uh yeah, you know, 0:08:59.160 --> 0:09:02.000 I have experience means crystals to a degree. I would 0:09:02.040 --> 0:09:05.320 never be an advocate for them personally, but if someone 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:06.960 brought one on a first date, I'd say, you know, 0:09:07.040 --> 0:09:10.120 why not, let's let's explore this. If you explore this crystal. 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:12.400 If you were on a date they brought crystal and 0:09:12.400 --> 0:09:14.840 they were like, yeah, I bring this every first day 0:09:14.880 --> 0:09:18.080 I go on, what would your first thought be. I 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:21.520 would think that she probably is going on many first 0:09:21.559 --> 0:09:24.880 dates for that one reason, and maybe not bringing that 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:27.280 for the next one would save her a little bit 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:30.960 of heartache. But yeah, I would say it's probably likely 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:34.920 to get a second date after that kind of uh stick. 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:38.280 But you know who doesn't love who doesn't love an underdog? Well, 0:09:38.480 --> 0:09:41.040 I would he doesn't love an under talking d That's 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:44.120 why we love Rocky. I don't think it's that weird, Like, 0:09:44.679 --> 0:09:47.679 I mean, didn't people used to carry around rabbit's foot. 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:50.080 That's kind of like, that's no more right. Peter got 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:51.600 in the middle of that one. You can't carry around 0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:56.040 a lucky rabbit's foot. I remember the rabbit's foot thing. 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:59.439 I don't think they are again the same thing at all. 0:09:59.559 --> 0:10:02.520 I feel like we're talking about parallels. The parallels you're 0:10:02.520 --> 0:10:06.680 trying to draw today, are hold on? Are they're asking 0:10:06.679 --> 0:10:08.840 for a lot more. If somebody brings a crystal to 0:10:08.920 --> 0:10:12.319 a first date for good luck, a rabbits foot was 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:15.280 the same thing, because what you're failing to understand is 0:10:15.320 --> 0:10:18.000 the crystal. It's not a good luck charm. The crystal, Oh, 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:23.160 it's a conductor of good energy. The crystal is essentially 0:10:23.200 --> 0:10:27.280 a resource for that person to channel energy through and 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:30.920 from and out of an into and help better understand 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:33.920 the chemistry between her and the person that she's on 0:10:33.920 --> 0:10:36.199 a date with. The rabbits foot is just a lucky's 0:10:36.240 --> 0:10:38.280 rabbit's foot. That's like me walking around with my my 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:40.560 freaking lucky rock that I have. I'm not a big, 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:44.960 a big like believer in that type of stuff. So 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:47.240 you have a lucky rock, do you think it brings 0:10:47.240 --> 0:10:49.240 you luck? Or is it like just in your head 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:51.240 that you think you'll have bad luck if you don't 0:10:51.280 --> 0:10:55.640 have it. No. I actually used to be super super superstitious. 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:57.600 Now I'm only a little stitious, But I do bring 0:10:57.600 --> 0:11:01.199 the rock with me in my van everywhere I go. Um, 0:11:01.280 --> 0:11:03.040 it's just a rock that I collected from a mountain 0:11:03.040 --> 0:11:05.400 peak that I climbed, which I probably shouldn't say because 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:07.560 technically that's illegal, and I don't want anyone to think 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:09.480 that I take rocks from everywhere that I go. It 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:11.560 was just the very first big mountain that I climbed. 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:13.960 It the time little pebble, And I hope we can 0:11:14.000 --> 0:11:15.960 maybe cut this out because I feel like I don't 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:17.600 want people to know me as the guy that collects 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:20.320 rocks from mountaintops again, because it's illegal and I'm not 0:11:20.320 --> 0:11:23.040 condoning that activity. Uh, it was just a special moment 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:25.760 to me, and I took it. Okay, I took it, 0:11:25.760 --> 0:11:28.040 and I have and I've had it for I've had 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:31.480 it for like ten years, maybe like twelve years. Um, 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:33.520 it's just a part of the leave no trace mentality. 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:36.120 You know, you go and you peck out all your trash. 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:39.720 You you don't let anyone know where you slept. You 0:11:39.760 --> 0:11:41.000 kind of like leave that as it is, and you 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:43.160 don't take anything from the places that you visit as well. 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:44.960 Can you imagine if you know thousands of people that 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:46.560 go to the Grand Canyon every single day, we're taking 0:11:46.640 --> 0:11:48.400 rocks all the time. Eventually there'd be no more rocks 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:50.640 in the Grand Canyon. Yeah, that's a fair point. Take 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:54.880 only memories, leave only flip prints exactly, Take only pictures, 0:11:54.920 --> 0:11:57.000 leave only for prints. That's the one I'm more familiar with. 0:11:57.040 --> 0:11:58.680 But yeah, it's more or less the same, the same. 0:11:58.760 --> 0:12:01.200 My sister's law isn't is in town right now, and 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:04.080 yesterday so she flew in and yesterday she broke a 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:07.200 mirror apparently, like a big gas mirror that goes into 0:12:07.240 --> 0:12:08.839 a closet, and she opened a door and he was 0:12:08.920 --> 0:12:11.839 leaning against it and the thing shattered. And she was 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:13.760 getting on a plane the next day, and she was 0:12:13.920 --> 0:12:16.240 terrified because obviously if you break a mirror, you're supposed 0:12:16.280 --> 0:12:18.000 to have seven years of bad luck. She made it 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:20.800 here safe and sound knockout would and it got me thinking, 0:12:21.160 --> 0:12:23.000 I don't really believe in that stuff. Not to bring 0:12:23.080 --> 0:12:24.559 it back to Tom Brady, but I'm gonna bring it 0:12:24.559 --> 0:12:26.800 back to him. He made a video like seven years 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:29.720 ago of like walking under it because he's not superstitious 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:32.439 at all, and he walked under a ladder, he broke 0:12:32.480 --> 0:12:34.920 a mirror, he did something else. It's supposed to bring 0:12:34.960 --> 0:12:37.480 you like fifty years of bad luck, and the dude 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:39.120 went on to win through serve Bowls. So for me, 0:12:39.600 --> 0:12:42.760 let's say this. Let's say this, Let's say maybe had 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:44.520 he not done those things, he would have won six 0:12:44.600 --> 0:12:47.199 super Bowls because he did that, the bad luck he 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:50.319 only made it went three. I don't believe that. I 0:12:50.320 --> 0:12:52.920 I'm not a big like Crystal guy. I was never 0:12:52.960 --> 0:12:56.880 the guy that like didn't change his socks. Not. I 0:12:56.920 --> 0:12:58.559 was never that good of an athlete in high school. 0:12:58.559 --> 0:12:59.880 So it's not like I ever was like on a 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:02.320 hitting streak, but I never changed my socks regardless if 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:06.320 we were on some sort of winning streak. Um. But Riley, 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:10.480 I know you had some a list of certain things 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:15.280 that you could be creepy, could be cool. Um on 0:13:15.800 --> 0:13:17.360 if you brought it on a first date or not? 0:13:17.679 --> 0:13:21.520 I do I'm very curious for these ten items. Um, 0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:24.720 we talked about the rabbit's foot, but a few more items. 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:28.160 If somebody brought lucky socks, underwear or a condom on 0:13:28.200 --> 0:13:30.520 a date, would this be weird? On? Hold on, how 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:35.040 are we like just lumping in a condom with socks 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:39.240 and underwear? How did that? How did that get on 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:43.760 the lumped on top of each other these were submitted, 0:13:43.880 --> 0:13:46.200 so I think somebody does have this on their mind. Yeah, 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:48.600 I got news for you. Somebody brought first of all, 0:13:48.720 --> 0:13:56.440 is the condom used? No? Right, Okay, I just I'm preferacing. 0:13:56.440 --> 0:14:01.160 I'm just giving context the story. Okay, Mark, Okay, sure, 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:06.319 I'll allow it. It's weird regardless. Yeah, I think like 0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:09.280 in movies at least they have like the lucky condom 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:11.439 in their wallet. Is that a thing that's not a 0:14:11.520 --> 0:14:13.719 lucky condom? That's like in case they need to use 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:16.400 that condom that night, which is always a good thing 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:18.559 to act. I guess it is lucky if it ends 0:14:18.640 --> 0:14:20.360 up being thrown away at the end of the night. 0:14:21.120 --> 0:14:23.280 I think she's saying, like, are you is it possible 0:14:23.320 --> 0:14:25.600 you could jinx it by bringing it with you? Is it? 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:28.280 Is it weird? Like obviously I would hope that she 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:30.520 doesn't know that you brought one to dinner because that's 0:14:30.520 --> 0:14:32.320 going to kind of send things in the wrong direction. 0:14:32.560 --> 0:14:34.840 But it's good to have just in case, or are 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:38.120 you jinxing it by bringing it? I have a story 0:14:38.160 --> 0:14:42.040 actually about a scenario very similar to this, but unfortunately 0:14:42.080 --> 0:14:43.960 my wife is in the other room, so I am 0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:48.480 not saying it, but it involved maybe something in my 0:14:48.600 --> 0:14:51.920 wallet or something not in my wallet, because maybe I 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:54.360 was thinking like Mark, and I didn't want to, you know, 0:14:55.080 --> 0:14:58.280 get ahead of myself, count my chickens before they hatch, 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:00.720 if you will, And and then of course I was 0:15:00.720 --> 0:15:03.400 in some sort of predicament where you know, it was you. 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:07.520 I'll leave it at that. Okay, fair, But I think 0:15:07.560 --> 0:15:10.400 lucky underwear is legit because lucky underwear might be underwear 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:13.320 you particularly feel good and confident in, and that's going 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:16.120 to increase your odds of having a good date. Yeah, 0:15:16.240 --> 0:15:17.880 is that like just underwear that doesn't have holes in 0:15:17.920 --> 0:15:21.200 it in your case? Yes? Yeah, Like I make sure 0:15:21.200 --> 0:15:23.600 I wear like my nice pair of boxers. I wouldn't 0:15:23.640 --> 0:15:25.960 call them lucky, I'd call them the newest ones I have. 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:31.920 Um yeah, sorry, my headphones. I had like halfen through that, 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:37.760 and so I can, like, you know what, I'm gonna 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:39.800 just go ahead and take a quick five minute intermission, 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:41.600 real quick, and get my charget for the headphones. So 0:15:41.640 --> 0:15:43.480 that way we're not doing this whole podcast about my headphones. 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:47.200 Is that okay? Yeah? Whatever helps man? All right, Jared, 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:49.440 Mark Riley, you guys got this up here? Back all right, Well, 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:51.080 let's hell, he's back for the guests, Riley, do you 0:15:51.120 --> 0:15:54.280 want to continue with the list? Yeah, let's move on. 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:56.360 So our our next one goes with the crystal. What 0:15:56.400 --> 0:16:00.760 if somebody brought sage? Alright, Sage is the smelling one, right, Yeah, 0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:04.920 it's like light on fire too. That's a that's a 0:16:05.000 --> 0:16:08.400 big check. Please, that's a little intense if she's trying 0:16:08.400 --> 0:16:11.920 to clear because sage is meant to like give positivity, 0:16:12.040 --> 0:16:16.800 right and clear the air of all animosity and negativity. Yeah, 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:20.480 so it's like clearing the spirits or the negativity around 0:16:20.480 --> 0:16:22.640 any list. And if we've got a clear spirits when 0:16:22.640 --> 0:16:25.160 we first sit down on our first date, like, this 0:16:25.200 --> 0:16:27.800 isn't gonna work out. By the way, Jared, I need 0:16:27.800 --> 0:16:30.640 to call you out because I also I think crystals 0:16:30.640 --> 0:16:32.840 are silly. I don't believe in sage and stuff. But 0:16:33.440 --> 0:16:36.280 I'm a hypocrite because when Green Bay is playing, I 0:16:36.320 --> 0:16:38.880 am dressed head to toe in Green Bay garb because 0:16:38.960 --> 0:16:41.320 it's good luck. I assume the same as for you. 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:44.480 I don't think it's good luck. I'm just I'm a homer, 0:16:44.760 --> 0:16:48.040 Like I love wearing jerseys. But would you would you 0:16:48.360 --> 0:16:50.560 wouldn't you? Feel like if you didn't wear a jersey, 0:16:50.600 --> 0:16:54.360 it's like bad energy, bad mojo something. No, I'm just 0:16:54.400 --> 0:16:56.600 not the type of guy I like when watching a game, 0:16:56.720 --> 0:16:58.520 Like a lot of people are, like I like to 0:16:58.600 --> 0:17:01.600 joke around with my friends, like if somebody's been standing 0:17:01.640 --> 0:17:03.280 up the entire game and we're losing and then they 0:17:03.320 --> 0:17:05.520 sit down and we start winning, them like, you better 0:17:05.600 --> 0:17:07.880 not get the hell up. But I know it has 0:17:07.960 --> 0:17:10.160 nothing to do with the game. I have fun with 0:17:10.240 --> 0:17:13.240 it now, Like anytime I wear a jersey or anything 0:17:13.280 --> 0:17:16.000 like that, it's just because I like being like that, 0:17:16.000 --> 0:17:21.840 that hometown fan that's like a douche bag. Alright, fair enough, 0:17:23.200 --> 0:17:26.480 all right, what's next? Probably what about if somebody brought 0:17:26.520 --> 0:17:28.960 like cliff notes or stats about you, like they had 0:17:29.000 --> 0:17:30.520 things written down. What do you mean they have my 0:17:30.640 --> 0:17:35.320 rookie card, just like information about you, like little notes 0:17:35.400 --> 0:17:42.040 so that they remember, I mean, or where you went 0:17:42.080 --> 0:17:45.040 to high school, talked about I guess, yeah, if we've 0:17:45.080 --> 0:17:48.000 talked about them, that'd be pretty cute. If they're like, oh, 0:17:48.080 --> 0:17:49.760 I know, we've talked about your dog before and I 0:17:49.800 --> 0:17:52.320 wanted to make sure I remember their name. Yeah, that's 0:17:52.359 --> 0:17:54.720 that's that's kind of adorable. Now, listen, if we've never 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:57.160 met before, like if we never really talked on that much, 0:17:57.560 --> 0:17:59.600 and they brought like like, for example, if I was 0:17:59.640 --> 0:18:01.360 on the show and then like they had all these 0:18:01.400 --> 0:18:03.880 stats about me, like oh yeah, you were fourth and 0:18:03.880 --> 0:18:06.479 and you got elimited week five and Bachelor in Paradise, 0:18:06.480 --> 0:18:08.359 I'm like, Okay, this is a little weird. I agree, 0:18:08.400 --> 0:18:10.200 that would be a little weird. That would be weird. 0:18:10.240 --> 0:18:12.119 I do think I think it's okay to do that. 0:18:12.160 --> 0:18:14.159 It's okay to take notes on these people, but I 0:18:14.160 --> 0:18:15.800 don't think it's great if you let them know that 0:18:15.840 --> 0:18:17.520 you've taken notes on them. I think it's better to 0:18:17.520 --> 0:18:19.560 just kind of use it for a little reminders for yourself. 0:18:19.600 --> 0:18:21.120 When they go to the bathroom, you can quick look 0:18:21.160 --> 0:18:22.760 and see what their mom's name is, and he'll be 0:18:22.760 --> 0:18:24.480 impressed when you get back. Kind of like cheating on 0:18:24.520 --> 0:18:26.480 a high school test. Do you ever have like the 0:18:26.480 --> 0:18:29.359 gator the gatorade bottle and like one side had the 0:18:29.440 --> 0:18:32.240 label ripped off and you put like the cheat sheet 0:18:32.320 --> 0:18:34.199 in the gatorade balls, So you're just staring at it, 0:18:34.240 --> 0:18:36.159 but the teacher couldn't see because the label was on 0:18:36.160 --> 0:18:38.119 the outside. That was always good. When you can do 0:18:38.119 --> 0:18:40.960 that in the first date, you could or wear a 0:18:40.960 --> 0:18:42.639 hat and wear it at the top. Yeah, there we go. 0:18:42.760 --> 0:18:47.480 You're like, yeah, your mom, um, Nancy, that's right, Nancy, Yeah, 0:18:47.480 --> 0:18:51.919 your mom. I remember that. Um. So the next one 0:18:52.040 --> 0:18:54.880 we have is what if somebody brings no purse, no bag, 0:18:54.960 --> 0:18:59.320 no wallet, they're just bear, well, how are they going 0:18:59.400 --> 0:19:02.960 to pay? What these like Apple pay or like some 0:19:03.359 --> 0:19:07.800 like I like it. I like I like just being 0:19:07.840 --> 0:19:09.600 clean when I'm out and about. I love it. I 0:19:09.600 --> 0:19:11.920 don't I have a wallet anymore. When it's fantastic, you 0:19:11.960 --> 0:19:14.440