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Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on demand. Hi everybody, I'm Bob Leatherkink.

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Speaker 1: What and it's time for Stupid Internet Questions, America's favorite

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Speaker 1: game show where we ask you the question that everybody's

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Speaker 1: talking about on the dot com today. I'm Bob Leatherkink

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Speaker 1: and yes, it's Stupid Internet Questions. And today's stupid Internet

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Speaker 1: question is this, are you a plate or able person?

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Speaker 1: I'm Bob Leatherkink and let's discuss. Okay, this also has

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Speaker 1: to go in with fork or spoon. Oh yeah, definitely.

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Speaker 1: I'm a plate and a fork kind of girl. I

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Speaker 1: think that's just a good combo. I don't really like

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Speaker 1: using bowls, and I don't like using spoons. I use

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Speaker 1: a fork for pretty much anything that you should use

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Speaker 1: a spoon for, unless oh about her. It's like a

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Speaker 1: soup letter in my mouth, like it, you know when

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Speaker 1: I just when I put this, when I stoop it

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Speaker 1: up from the plate. It's just easier to scoop from

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Speaker 1: a plate than inside of a bowl. And then it

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Speaker 1: just tastes better when the ford goes into my mouth

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Speaker 1: with the food on it rather than on a spoon.

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Speaker 1: It really does. My roommate literally asked me this the

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Speaker 1: other day. She's like, are you a bowl or a

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Speaker 1: plate person? And I looked at her and kind of

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Speaker 1: just like laughed. It's like, what kind of question is that? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we didn't have any bowls in the cabinet. What are

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Speaker 1: you guys like? You guys don't have any bowls? No,

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Speaker 1: they're all the dishwasher. Oh okay, But because we're both

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Speaker 1: bowl people, that's funny. It sounds like a stupid question.

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Speaker 1: What do you eat in a bowl? You could do

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Speaker 1: rice with sauce on top, but that can also go

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Speaker 1: with Victoria. Bowls are so much better because they collect

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Speaker 1: all the flavors, swap the end. You can enjoy them

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Speaker 1: and scoop them with your spoon. I don't know who

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Speaker 1: scoops with the Fords. Okay, so I'm kind of in

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Speaker 1: the middle here. I'm definitely a bowl person. I prefer

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Speaker 1: bowls way more than plates. But that's mostly because I

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Speaker 1: like all of my food mushed together. If I could

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Speaker 1: eat every meal and a smoothie or a puree, I

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Speaker 1: absolutely would love that. I to eat baby food. It's

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Speaker 1: the best because it's all just mashed up and super

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Speaker 1: easy to digest it. And I'm lazy, and I don't

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Speaker 1: like to chew that much. So if I use a plate,

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Speaker 1: the stuff is falling off my plate all the time,

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Speaker 1: It's spread all over the place, and I can't keep

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Speaker 1: it contained. A bowl helps keep no boundaries. That is

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Speaker 1: very true. Actually, it's got a big call them in

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Speaker 1: my life. And I've talked to my therapist a lot

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Speaker 1: about that. And maybe I should get some boundaries with

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Speaker 1: my food. Maybe that would help me with other threas.

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Speaker 1: But I am a fork person. I prefer a fork

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Speaker 1: over a spoon. So I like running food and mashed

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Speaker 1: up food in a bowl so I could contain it.

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Speaker 1: I also like to eat it with a fork, so

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Speaker 1: I also like to frustrate myself a lot. Okay, and

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Speaker 1: I I feel like forks are better than spoons. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You want to know A hot tip though, is you

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Speaker 1: can buy like paper products and then you don't have

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Speaker 1: to do any dishes. Yeah, oh yeah, that is amazing.

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Speaker 1: Paper dishes were you and then like plastic spoons and forks.

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Speaker 1: The best dishes they do have sporks, so you can't

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Speaker 1: go Actually, I'm gonna go ahead and give Ben at

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Speaker 1: the wind on that. Yeah. Definitely sport the only sport

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Speaker 1: that I have used is from KFC and it doesn't work. Well. Really,

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Speaker 1: I've loved sparks. That's what they put in the bag

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Speaker 1: to eat your mashed potatoes and greeny out of a

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Speaker 1: stupid bowl. Why did we stop using sparks? Why do

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Speaker 1: we stop using sports after elementary school? Because I would

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Speaker 1: love a sport. You know what my favorite kind of

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Speaker 1: spoon is. My favorite kind of spoon is a grapefruit

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Speaker 1: spoon because I love grapefruit, right, But a grapefruit spoon.

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Speaker 1: It's a spoon, but it has a little saw on

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Speaker 1: the side so you can saw through your grapefruit and out.

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Speaker 1: So it's kind of like if it had pointy things

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Speaker 1: on the end of it, it would be a spark

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Speaker 1: with a knife on the side. That's everything all in one.

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Speaker 1: Why are we wasting so much time with these different utensils.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's ridiculous. When you use a sport, you're

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Speaker 1: letting all those flavors just dripped through those Like can

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Speaker 1: you eat everything? It's like a garden. It's like a garden. Okay,

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Speaker 1: a fork. You have to aerate your food as well.

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Speaker 1: You got to get the air in there in between

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Speaker 1: all the stuff to add some flavor to it, just

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Speaker 1: like you would use a three prong cultivator in a garden.

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Speaker 1: Three prong cultivator. It's a little three prong little thing.

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Speaker 1: It looks kind of like a fork, and then you

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Speaker 1: put it on the dirt and mix it around so

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Speaker 1: I know we have one, but I think we should

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Speaker 1: just bring spork back. Really no, no mainstream, No, absolutely not.

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Speaker 1: That's one thing we could all agree on. I don't

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Speaker 1: agree with that at all. We need to bring with

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Speaker 1: spark back. The other day, Alex, me and Bennett. You

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Speaker 1: were with us when we were at this restaurant and

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Speaker 1: we had a really pretentious server and did you see

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Speaker 1: how that dude shamed me because of my utensil etiquette.

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Speaker 1: They gave us way too many spoons and forks they did.

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Speaker 1: You know, that's right, because it's one of those places

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Speaker 1: where they have, you know, the salad fork and then

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Speaker 1: me fork whatever the other For the dude, I was like,

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Speaker 1: he came and dropped off something at the table and

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Speaker 1: I was like, hey, can I get a fork? And

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Speaker 1: he just looked at me, goes, Obviously, I have no

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Speaker 1: idea where the fork would be on a table, and

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Speaker 1: it goes, It's on your left and walked. Awa. I'm

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Speaker 1: Bob Leatherkinkin. That was stupid Internet questions text in four

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Speaker 1: one oh six one. Are you a player or a

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Speaker 1: bowl person? And do you prefer a fork over a spoon?

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Speaker 1: Or are you a sport person? No? No, not sport person.

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Speaker 1: Not follow the show on social media at the Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: Follow all of this individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm

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Speaker 1: at that dreas I met Bennett Knows. I'm at via

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Speaker 1: Mere zero zero. It's the Jubil Shows, the Jewbil Show

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Speaker 1: on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties. Hello, Hi, I was looking for Claire Claire.

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Speaker 1: How are you? This is Pete Eakins. I'm calling from

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Speaker 1: corporate HR here at Facebook. I'm fine. Sorry to bother

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Speaker 1: you on your off hours. I know you're not in

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Speaker 1: the building right now working, but I needed to call

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Speaker 1: you because I need to speak with you about a

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Speaker 1: serious issue that has come up. Okay, what's the problem. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't think I need to tell you what the

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Speaker 1: problem is. I think you probably should know what the

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Speaker 1: problem is. I'm confused. What can you? Can you explains

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Speaker 1: me what exactly this is for? M oh okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry you're waiting for me to explain. I just don't

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Speaker 1: think I need to explain. Seeing is what happened. I'm

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Speaker 1: going on. Well, you just started here not too long ago,

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Speaker 1: and you've made a big impression already. I don't understand

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Speaker 1: what the tonail says. A thousand words, doesn't it. I

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Speaker 1: guess you don't need to talk to too many people.

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Speaker 1: Toil tonail or fingernail or wherever you get in the

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Speaker 1: nails from definitely speaks louder than your voice. Scan Now,

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Speaker 1: am I making sense? I didn't do anything what tonails

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Speaker 1: discussing ass coworker that's doing it, not me. Maybe you

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Speaker 1: want to explain I'm discussing as coworker. It's over in

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Speaker 1: their cubicle every day and cut their fingernails, And when

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Speaker 1: he thinks no one is around, he starts cutting his tonails.

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Speaker 1: All right, I do want to go ahead and say

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Speaker 1: that I'm taking record of this phone call. And if

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Speaker 1: you're blaming another employee because you've been cutting your fingernails

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Speaker 1: and your tonails at your desk, that is an issue

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Speaker 1: as well. Why would I cut my own tonnails at work?

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Speaker 1: That is something that needs to be done in the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: That's the question that I had when I saw the envelope.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean an envelope with your tonenails and

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Speaker 1: your fingernails was sent to one Mark Zuckerberg, the head

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Speaker 1: of the company, and he doesn't open his own mail.

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Speaker 1: Somebody else open it and it got sent to me,

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Speaker 1: So I could have a discussion with you. Do you

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Speaker 1: want to tell me how those tonenails and those fingernails

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Speaker 1: got in an envelope in Mark Zuckerberg's mailbox. Somebody else

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Speaker 1: must have done that is just stufting. Okay, Well, you

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Speaker 1: have a cute little name that you call our boss,

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Speaker 1: don't you. What are you talking about? You call him Markberg,

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Speaker 1: don't you? No, I've heard other tonors do that, but

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Speaker 1: I don't do that. Oh okay, so what's everybody else's

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Speaker 1: cutting off their nails and putting a note in there

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Speaker 1: with a picture of you waving high saying Hello, Mark Berg.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad to be working for your company. They gave

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Speaker 1: me my picture. Your picture was in the envelope waving

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Speaker 1: and saying pleasure to be working at your company, Mark Uckerberg.

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Speaker 1: But the Z was replaced within app and your toenails

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Speaker 1: were in there. Why would I do that when I'm

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Speaker 1: a brand new employee, So you mean to tell me

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Speaker 1: that somebody else cut your fingernails and toenails, got a

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Speaker 1: picture of you giving the camera the bird, and sent

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Speaker 1: an envelope on over to Mark Zuckerberg's office saying Hello,

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Speaker 1: mark Berg, It's a pleasure to be working for you.

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Speaker 1: It's probably that Naki ask coworker that I keep complaining

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Speaker 1: about because he has terrible hygiene and he doesn't know

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Speaker 1: when did you stop at work? Well, how do you

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Speaker 1: explain the taste test? Then I have no idea what

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Speaker 1: mark Berg's office with your nails in it and the

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Speaker 1: note saying pleasure to be working for you, Mark Berg.

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Speaker 1: I went ahead and harvested all of the vacuum bags

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Speaker 1: from the cleaning crew around your cubicle, and I pulled

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Speaker 1: and I tasted them against the ones in the envelope

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Speaker 1: and they taste exactly like the ones that came from

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Speaker 1: right outside of your cubicle. Why the hell would you

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Speaker 1: do that? That is discuss because I take pride at

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Speaker 1: my job and I needed to get to the bottom

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Speaker 1: of it. And the taste matched exactly. Oh, what is

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Speaker 1: wrong with you? Has anybody told you have a toenail taste?

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Speaker 1: This is so ridiculous. I'm done. If somebody else calls

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Speaker 1: me back from HR, I'll be happy to cooperate with them,

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Speaker 1: but I'm done with this. This is disgusting. Is there

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Speaker 1: anything else that you need for me before I hang out? Well, yes,

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Speaker 1: there is one thing. Actually, what is that? Because I

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Speaker 1: can make this all go away if you'd be willing

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Speaker 1: to cooperate. What do you need? I would like a

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Speaker 1: weekly supply of those new gainty tonails because honestly, they

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Speaker 1: were dish delish. You are disgusting and I'm done with that.

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Speaker 1: I'm so done. Well, don't be done yet, because I

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Speaker 1: need to tell you this is actually Jewel from Jewils

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband.

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Speaker 1: Rob set you up. It's a joke. He said that

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Speaker 1: you just started working there and he wanted to mess

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Speaker 1: with you because you have an employee who cuts his

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Speaker 1: tonnails and you call Mark Zucker. Oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: love you, but I got you, babe. Oh my god, Rob,

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Speaker 1: I hate you for doing this is Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: this is oest is so good. I can't believe you.

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Speaker 1: What to the taste of her freaking toe nails. Got things.

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Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on Demand First Day follow up. Samuel

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure either, Samuel. But before we get into

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Speaker 1: it was. It was good, um, like, I mean, the

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Speaker 1: I am a horrible axe thrower. Went very far off,

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Speaker 1: how did she react to that? I don't I don't

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Speaker 1: All right, you ready, I'm ready? Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, Mat,

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Speaker 1: speek to Savannah please. Eh yeah, this is hurt. Can

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Speaker 1: I ask keeps calling? Yes you can. My name is

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Speaker 1: Jewel from a radio show called The Jewel Show. And

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. Oh okay, hi, um, Well, we're calling you

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Speaker 1: That dude? I don't remember, no, right, I don't know

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Speaker 1: I'm like really confused right now? What what what's happening?

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Speaker 1: Samuel's on the phone. I wanted to talk to you,

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Speaker 1: apparently he's I can't. I can't, but you guys should

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Speaker 1: Are you sure I can still keep asking Savannah it

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Speaker 1: That's fun, you know, just have fun walking barefoot and

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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jewels, Dirty Little Secret? Hell, Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? You have a dirty Little Secret? I sure do?

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Speaker 1: All right? Well then star whoa okay, yeah, give both

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Speaker 1: he is not listening. He's at work, so okay, what

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Speaker 1: is it? So I guess like when he goes to

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Speaker 1: like walk our dog, or he kind of like steps

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Speaker 1: away from his phone, like maybe he forgets it and

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Speaker 1: like he goes into the bathroom, doesn't take it with him.

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Speaker 1: I go on there and I kind kind of go

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Speaker 1: on to his Instagram and like TikTok and delete all

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Speaker 1: these half naked like oh my god. He follows, and

428
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Speaker 1: I've been doing this probably for like a month now.

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Speaker 1: He like almost caught me one time, but I was like, oh,

430
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Speaker 1: I was trying to find your hairdresser, like I'm trying

431
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Speaker 1: to get a haircut. Oh my god, that's funny. Are

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Speaker 1: you serious? Alex and I has this one friend. We

433
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Speaker 1: know him, we don't really know the wife. We've seen

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Speaker 1: her a lot. Yeah, and every once in a while

435
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Speaker 1: he'll unfollow us, and then a day later he'll follow

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Speaker 1: us back. We're both like, his wife has to be

437
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Speaker 1: grabbing his phone and then following people friends and follows

438
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Speaker 1: him back to because she's always been really rude to us.

439
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:46,920
Speaker 1: Really funny, obvious, Yeah, producer Bennett jumping in. Does he

440
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Speaker 1: not notice that you're like unfollowing these women just because

441
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Speaker 1: he continues to follow more women, you know, like it's

442
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Speaker 1: just like a revolving door follows and follows. How many

443
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Speaker 1: is he following? I don't know. He was following like

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Speaker 1: eight hundred people. I honestly haven't me and looked or

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Speaker 1: like paid attention because I'll do like you know, like

446
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Speaker 1: obviously time constrained, like I might be like at a time,

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Speaker 1: so and then like I close out of everything because

448
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Speaker 1: he closed out of everything, and I like I put

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Speaker 1: it back where he had it, you know, like yeah, yeah,

450
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Speaker 1: so I'm like pretty careful about it, but like but

451
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Speaker 1: you know, the screen time, it shows you when you

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Speaker 1: when they picked up the phone. No, like it close

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Speaker 1: out everything. But like he has no idea he could

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Speaker 1: go to screen time and look how many times it's

455
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Speaker 1: picked up to see if she's looking at his phone.

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Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying. Yeah, I'm just saying you

457
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Speaker 1: can't see how many times a phone has been picked

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Speaker 1: up in what time it was. I've never thought that's funny. Yeah,

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00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,680
Speaker 1: screen time has to be turned on. Yeah, I don't

460
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Speaker 1: think he would pay attention to anything like that. Yeah, No,

461
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Speaker 1: I would never even think too. I did it for

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Speaker 1: my daughter, not crazy, Yeah yeah, but like my second

463
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Speaker 1: secret kind of eyes in with that. Yes, I was saying,

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Speaker 1: I absolutely hate that he has like a female bus friend.

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Speaker 1: They have a history, so there's a little bit more

466
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Speaker 1: they're like comfortable with like seeing each other nude, and

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Speaker 1: like he's shown her like my pictures and I was like,

468
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Speaker 1: what the hell, Like that's not normal. So I kind

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Speaker 1: of purposely like estranged them, and I would like block

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Speaker 1: her on his social media so that he could communicate,

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Speaker 1: and then I would like on block it maybe like

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Speaker 1: a couple of days later or whatever. Yeah, they haven't

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Speaker 1: talked since, like February, but I like on followed her

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Speaker 1: on like all of his social media the other day. Dan,

475
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Speaker 1: I was just like, well you did, that's funny. Oh,

476
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Speaker 1: he's definitely gonna know that. Yeah, I would think you'll

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Speaker 1: know that. I kind of get that though. Okay, one thing,

478
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Speaker 1: if they dated before and they're still friends, that's one thing.

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Speaker 1: But if they're comfortable seeing the naked, so that would

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Speaker 1: be too far even for me. And I'm like, I

481
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Speaker 1: mean it's too far if you've dated before, yeah, they've

482
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Speaker 1: like slept together or um, like when it's convenient and

483
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Speaker 1: the finding is right absolutely like throughout the years. And

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Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, no, no, it's not a normal relationship.

485
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Speaker 1: I'm not comfortable with that. I think you're fine being

486
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,800
Speaker 1: not comfortable with that. That seems like a little too much. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Just like a hot tip though, what you can do

488
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Speaker 1: if you block somebody, it unfollows that person, right, So

489
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Speaker 1: if you blocked her, it would unfollow him. But then

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Speaker 1: you can unblock right away and it wouldn't follow back.

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Speaker 1: You know. It just looks like so if he was like,

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Speaker 1: well I didn't block her with the heck, you know,

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Speaker 1: it's before he would think that she blocked him. It

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter what think. Yeah, I didn't block her on anything.

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Speaker 1: I just like onun followed or like unfriended her from

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Speaker 1: what snap chat? I mean everything I did TikTok, I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I didn't. I got a moving truck. I went and

498
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Speaker 1: moved her stuff. She'd change addresses, even the Jebel Show

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Speaker 1: on Demand. Welcome to the i n N, the Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news, they

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Speaker 1: report the news. For Thursday, July fourteenth, twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh and some US cities erect statues of presidents,

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Speaker 1: others erect statues of meth dealers. I also wanted to

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Speaker 1: welcome play show self. More on that strange just the second.

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Speaker 1: But first, let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and

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Speaker 1: if you have ever considered wanting to be friends with

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Speaker 1: Alex Rodriguez, almost like I don't know the most famous

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Speaker 1: baseball player of all time. Yeah, then I have one

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Speaker 1: entire reason why you should reconsider that. Okay, I have

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Speaker 1: all why coming up in my story. I'm producer Bennett

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Speaker 1: covering for Christian Gray Snow another day another elon musk Baby.

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Speaker 1: Wait Wait, wait, wrong story, another day, another Elon Musk lawsuit.

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Speaker 1: I'll spill all the nets, all right, you jube more

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Speaker 1: on those in just a second before you first sturt

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Speaker 1: the day in the I in the Adia news, they

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Speaker 1: report the news. Like I said, some US cities get

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Speaker 1: statues of world leaders and very influential people that have

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Speaker 1: helped society. Other US cities get statues of their most

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Speaker 1: famous meth dealers. What and Albuquerque is no different? Because

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Speaker 1: Albuquerque is getting statues of its most famous meth dealers.

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Speaker 1: They're getting statues of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from

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Speaker 1: Breaking Bad. They'll go on to play in Mexico. Brian

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Speaker 1: Cranston and Aaron Paul of course were the actors in

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Speaker 1: that show. But they're actually putting up statues of them.

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00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,360
Speaker 1: You don't know who You never watched Breaking Bad? Now,

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Speaker 1: Breaking Bad was a great show. That's who they're putting up. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know who they are too, But just say

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Speaker 1: Breaking Bad and I'm like, let's do it. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: mean that is Albuquerque's biggest claim to fame is Breaking Bad.

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Speaker 1: The fact that it was set in Albuquerque. Well, I

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Speaker 1: wish I knew what you're talking about. It's one of

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Speaker 1: the most famous TV shows ever and it involved Brian Cranston,

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Speaker 1: who you don't know, and Jesse Pinkman, who you don't know.

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Speaker 1: Don't know, and they were meth dealers in Albertus, don't know?

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, some people are excited about it. Some

536
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,360
Speaker 1: people are walking through Albuquerque going, who are those guys

537
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Speaker 1: and what do they do? Were they president? They gonna

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Speaker 1: find out, They're gonna find out what about the meth

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Speaker 1: dealers from their all right, in his network where idiots

540
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 1: aren't just in the news, then you report the news

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Speaker 1: for our next story, Let's send it on over to

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Speaker 1: Alex Fresh, who's on location. I'm in New York. I'm

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Speaker 1: at the Yankee Stadium. Okay, famous Yankee Derek Jeter is

544
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Speaker 1: coming out to say what Alex Rodriguez is not a

545
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Speaker 1: good friend. They actually grew up together. They used to

546
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 1: have sleepovers together, they used to, you know, you have

547
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Speaker 1: a lot of fun together. They played baseball together, kind

548
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Speaker 1: of a rod was doing like a documentary and he

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Speaker 1: was talking about Derek Jeter and says that Derek Jeter

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Speaker 1: was blessed to play for an absolutely stacked New York team.

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00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 1: He's never had to lead. He doesn't have to. He

552
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 1: can just go and play and have fun and hit second.

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Speaker 1: You never say, don't let Derek beat you. That's never

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Speaker 1: your concern. Okay, that's what he said about one of

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Speaker 1: his good friends that he grew up with, Derek Jeter.

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Speaker 1: Jeter said that he was down to accept an apology,

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Speaker 1: but revealed a Rod. They went on to say that

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Speaker 1: there's not one thing that he does better than me.

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Speaker 1: A Rod said that about Derek Jeter. Wow, Derek Jeter

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Speaker 1: said he's not a true friend. Is how I felt,

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Speaker 1: did Jcause I wouldn't do that to a friend. I

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Speaker 1: want to say that Derek Jeter dated j Loo for

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Speaker 1: a while? Did he? I think so? Maybe that's what

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say. I was gonna say that Alex

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Speaker 1: Rodriguez is probably just mad at the world because he

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Speaker 1: lost j Lo, so he's just gonna take it out

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Speaker 1: on anywhere. That's friend. Next thing, Alex Rodriguez is going

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Speaker 1: to come out with a book saying is a better

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Speaker 1: actor than Ben Afflex Soon this is the I and

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Speaker 1: then the Idiot News Network where her idiots aren't just

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Speaker 1: in the news, they report that next story, Let's send

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Speaker 1: it on over to our producer Minnute, who's filing in

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Speaker 1: for Christian who's still stuck in Mexico on his birthday?

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Speaker 1: Where is he? What the hell? All right, Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: in Delaware where Twitter is suing Elon Musk. Now you

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Speaker 1: remember Elon Musk. He was going to buy Twitter for

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Speaker 1: forty four billion dollars, but then there was like about

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Speaker 1: a lot of drama about free speech and all of

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Speaker 1: the spam accounts, so he decided not to buy it.

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Speaker 1: So Twitter is mad and they're like, you can't just

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Speaker 1: trash the company, just dry a stockholder value and walk away.

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Speaker 1: So they're very confident they're about to win this lawsuit

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Speaker 1: against Elon Musk. And How'm like, for how much? I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure? But also this is the richest man on earth. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, think about how much money could you see

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Speaker 1: him for? Think about it, though, it doesn't matter how

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Speaker 1: much he's seeing for, because that's gonna do. It's just

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Speaker 1: his money for you, and you know you're gonna get

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Speaker 1: it because there was definitely probably like something in the

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Speaker 1: contract and obviously he can back out of it, but

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Speaker 1: he can still be sued because of it. So of

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Speaker 1: course they're going to sue him, even if they were

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Speaker 1: like on good terms and everything. Twitter is still going

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Speaker 1: to sue him because it's money, right And also right

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Speaker 1: tomorrow there will be a headline that says, strange disappearance

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Speaker 1: of everybody from Twitter. I think we should be able

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Speaker 1: to sue Elon must because he got our hopes up.

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Speaker 1: He was going to ever come out with that cybertruck

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Speaker 1: and it's still not out. That was like twenty years ago.

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Speaker 1: What a complete fail. I know, Elon Musk is such

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Speaker 1: a failure. He just gave up live local late breaking

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Speaker 1: news right here on the i n N, the idiot

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Speaker 1: news network where idiots aren't just in the news, report

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Speaker 1: the news. Elon Musk is a failure. Hasn't done anything

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Speaker 1: all right. That was the i n N, the Indian

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Speaker 1: News Network where idians aren't just in the news. They

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Speaker 1: report the news. Tomorrow, same time for another hard hitting

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Speaker 1: report from the I n N. Remember, you can follow

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Speaker 1: the show on social media at the Jewel Show, follow

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Speaker 1: us all individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that

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Speaker 1: Dream Bennett knows the Jewbil Show on demand, it's another

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Speaker 1: Jebil phone. Frank mornings On that's Onwenties brand new phone

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Speaker 1: prank and every retirement party needs a stripper, right, I

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Speaker 1: think so? I think so. And Stephen is on the

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Speaker 1: phone right now because he wants to prank his girlfriend Daniella.

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Speaker 1: Apparently she has a side job where she bakes cakes

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Speaker 1: for parties. Stephen, you deliver the cakes that she bakes

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Speaker 1: if they're local, Hey, guys, Yeah, yeah, I do. Okay,

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Speaker 1: And you said you want to call her because you

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Speaker 1: are delivering a cake for a retirement party right now,

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Speaker 1: and you want me to make her think that they've

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Speaker 1: asked you to strip as well. Yeah. Oh like, so

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Speaker 1: go crazy? I love that. Okay, all right, Well i'll

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Speaker 1: call her right now. I might need your help in

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Speaker 1: the phone calls. Just stay close, and I might need

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Speaker 1: your help. Okay, here we go. I'll call her right now. Hi,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking for Danielle. My name is Rod Pompeo, and

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Speaker 1: I'm one of the attendants at the retirement party. And

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Speaker 1: we are not happy. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Um,

630
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Speaker 1: does everything okay? Like, did the cake make it there? Yes,

631
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 1: the cake made it here. And the strapping young man

632
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 1: that brought the cake is refusing to take his shirt off.

633
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 1: Oh wait, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is

634
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 1: a retirement party for one of my best friends and

635
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 1: they couldn't even get on the phone right now because

636
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 1: they are very upset. They ordered a cake from you

637
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 1: because they thought your cakes were also cute, and we

638
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 1: were assured that also the person delivering the cake would

639
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 1: provide the entertain and none of that has happened. The

640
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,080
Speaker 1: cake is here. We don't even know if it's ilicious

641
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 1: yet because we planned on eating it off of his chest.

642
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:11,360
Speaker 1: So no, no, no, no, no, sorry if I don't

643
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 1: know who you hired to strip for this retirement party,

644
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 1: but they are not doing their job. I need something

645
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: done now. Um, I'm gonna just put him on the phone.

646
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna put him on the phone. Hold on

647
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 1: one second. Okay, oh okay, babe, babe, are you there?

648
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 1: Like what's going on? Like they think I'm the stripper?

649
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 1: Like what did you tell him? What did I tell them?

650
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything, like they obviously you told him

651
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 1: something that they're not letting me leave anything. I'm a

652
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 1: stripper something now off. No, no, give me the phone,

653
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 1: give me the phone. You can't shirt off. No, you're

654
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 1: not taking your give off. Give me the phone right now,

655
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 1: give me that phone, Stephen, give me the phone. I

656
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 1: want to talk to you. Stop talking to give me

657
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 1: the phone. Oh my god, this is Rod again. Have

658
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 1: you talked to your employee yet, because I I don't

659
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 1: know if you heard me. Was just asking him to

660
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 1: take off his shirt, which is what happens when you

661
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 1: hire a stripper for a retirement party and he's still

662
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:15,720
Speaker 1: not doing it. He's not. He's so sorry you got confused.

663
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 1: He's not a stripper, though, yes he is locally. Got

664
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:23,400
Speaker 1: the cake? Got the cake? Got the cake? Need the cheeks?

665
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I'm sorry. You won't be getting

666
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: any season. I'm really sorry. I apologize. I don't know

667
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 1: where the came. Excuse me, but okay, how long have

668
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:34,760
Speaker 1: you been baking? Dear? How long you had your little business?

669
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 1: Um for a while now? Like, I'm sorry, but like,

670
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,359
Speaker 1: please don't be rude with me, Like I don't want

671
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 1: to have to you know, like be rude back? Why

672
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 1: do you what do you ask? Okay, well, the standard

673
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 1: needs at a retirement party is a cake and a stripper.

674
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 1: You should know that. So I don't even know why

675
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 1: you would bother sending a cake without the dancer. This

676
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 1: guy says he can't even dance. Steven is his name? Um, yeah, yeah,

677
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 1: that's my boyfriend, and that's I'm sorry, that's a little spirit.

678
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 1: There's no retirement parties with the strippers. Are you telling

679
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 1: me that you sent your boyfriend to strip at this

680
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 1: retirement party. That's weird. I asked for a single stripper.

681
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 1: That is weird that you would send your boyfriend to

682
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: do that. I don't support that. He is not stripping here, No, Surrey,

683
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:19,319
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, we're just taking the cake. Oh my god,

684
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 1: I don't even know what's going on anymore. I'll tell

685
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 1: you what's going on. Your boyfriend, Stephen is still on

686
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 1: the phone, and this is The Jewel Show and he

687
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 1: wanted to do a phone prank on you. My name

688
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 1: is Jewils minds Englishevan, I'm Christian Gray Snow and Stephen

689
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:39,320
Speaker 1: Stephen he's still there. Yeah, Oh my god, I'm like

690
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 1: sweating bullets over here. You think you're sweating bullets, I

691
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 1: am too. I've been waiting forever for Stephen to take

692
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 1: off a shirt. I almost thought I would have to

693
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:53,760
Speaker 1: give him up for the day. The Jewil Show on demand,

694
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:58,479
Speaker 1: It's time four of the Roses only On The Jewil Show,

695
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 1: Shannon is on the phone to forward the roses to

696
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 1: catch a cheater, and she thinks that her boyfriend Scott

697
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,440
Speaker 1: might be cheating on her. They've been together for two years. Shannon,

698
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,880
Speaker 1: thank you for your email. Always don't want people to

699
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: have to come on the show this way, But why

700
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 1: don't you tell us why all of a sudden you

701
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:16,800
Speaker 1: think your boyfriend of two years is cheating on you? Okay,

702
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,879
Speaker 1: so about six months ago, I had to relive people work.

703
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 1: I got this amazing job, and we kind of agreed

704
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 1: that I would go cheat this job and Scott was

705
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 1: going to move in with me. But now he's been

706
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 1: a long distance So you haven't been long distance your

707
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,959
Speaker 1: whole relationship just recently, No, just just starting like about

708
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 1: six months ago. Okay, he was planning on it and

709
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 1: then did he change his mind? No? I mean he's

710
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:45,399
Speaker 1: still like we're so long distance, but I'm still waiting

711
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 1: for him to move here. It's just kind of like

712
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,320
Speaker 1: a processing his job, so he has to quit his

713
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,279
Speaker 1: job and find another job and stuff like that. So

714
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: it's just been a profit and that would suck to

715
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:55,320
Speaker 1: be together for a while and then somebody has to

716
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 1: move away for a little bit and then now all

717
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,840
Speaker 1: of a sudden, you're a long distance that would be

718
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 1: super weird and hard. Yeah, and I just feel like

719
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 1: this is or we've planned this for a while now,

720
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: and I just have a suspicion that he's cheating. Wait,

721
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:11,719
Speaker 1: so okay, so how long have you guys been together again?

722
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 1: Two ys? Two years? Okay, so what has he been

723
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:18,799
Speaker 1: doing that seems suspicious? So at night, I just feel

724
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 1: like he's just stopped texting me randomly, like no, properly

725
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 1: new normally on like weekends or times that he would

726
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,719
Speaker 1: normally be awake for feeling he's doing something with someone else?

727
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:31,279
Speaker 1: Has he has? He been good at texting you, and

728
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:32,800
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden it's changed, Is that what

729
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 1: you're saying? Yeah, in the beginning, it was like we

730
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 1: would text all day every day, non stall FaceTime, and

731
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 1: now he just like will stop chexting me wanting to

732
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 1: take advice sometimes and it gets me really upset. Have

733
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,800
Speaker 1: you talked him about it? Yeah, he just says like

734
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 1: he's fizzy or that he passed out early, just like

735
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:51,839
Speaker 1: name excuse, like like he'll always be like, oh wait,

736
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,399
Speaker 1: toll asleep. So is there anything else, So that makes

737
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 1: you think that he's cheating. Not really, because the fact

738
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,840
Speaker 1: that its long distance. Now, he just seems less enthusiastic

739
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 1: about moving in, Like I feel like it's drawn out,

740
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 1: like it's delayed. Yeah, he hasn't made a move yet

741
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:11,400
Speaker 1: to quit. And have you asked him about that? Like,

742
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: have you asked him directly of something going on? Yeah?

743
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 1: I did. I asked him about it. He kind of

744
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:18,919
Speaker 1: just rushed it off. He does think he's been hanging

745
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,839
Speaker 1: out with the guys a lot. Or he also comes

746
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 1: up with this excuse is like, Oh, I've just been

747
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 1: really tired at the word. Right, do you guys share location? Um,

748
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 1: we've kind of had it off like the past year.

749
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,319
Speaker 1: I don't know. We just always had to seeing where

750
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 1: I just kind of trusted him or seeking where he's at.

751
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 1: So I've never really had to question it before. Well,

752
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,320
Speaker 1: I mean that's how it should be, right, You should

753
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 1: just be able to trust the person. But obviously there's

754
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:45,839
Speaker 1: a reason that you don't know. Yeah, and I guess

755
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 1: because its behaviors changed. Maybe it could be you're in

756
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 1: your head about it because you're a long distance Yeah,

757
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 1: but no, a women's intuition, especially if things have changed

758
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 1: like that. That is like a difference, Like especially if

759
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,399
Speaker 1: you're a long distance I feel like, if you want

760
00:38:58,440 --> 00:38:59,880
Speaker 1: it to work, then you're gonna have to put an

761
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 1: extra work. He's doing the office definitely. I mean I

762
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 1: would feel the same way if all of a sudden

763
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 1: the texting changed, I would be like, dude, something's going

764
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 1: on for yeah, yeah Cloud. All right, Well, we'll see

765
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 1: if he is cheating and see if we can catch him.

766
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:16,920
Speaker 1: What grocery store or do you know where he's a

767
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 1: rewards card member at? What should I seem like? Okay, cool, Well,

768
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 1: we'll do the usual. Then we'll call him up and

769
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:27,320
Speaker 1: say that every single month we choose one random rewards

770
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 1: card member who wins free flowers to be delivered anywhere

771
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:32,880
Speaker 1: in the country, and see he sends them to you,

772
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 1: which he should if you guys are long distance or

773
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 1: to somebody else. Okay, okay, all right, well plays, I'll

774
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 1: come back and get your war The Roses to catcheeter

775
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 1: next home by the middle of war the Roses to

776
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,840
Speaker 1: catch a cheater if you're just joining us. Shannon is

777
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,240
Speaker 1: on the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend Scott

778
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 1: is cheating on her they've been together for two years,

779
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,800
Speaker 1: but they've been a long distance for six months because

780
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,720
Speaker 1: she had to move away for a job. He's planning

781
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,400
Speaker 1: on moving out there, or at least was planning on

782
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:59,000
Speaker 1: moving out there, but that seems to be going slow. Also,

783
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 1: he's stopped texting her as much, and he'll say that

784
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: he fell asleep and forgot to text her good night,

785
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 1: things like that that are usually obvious excuses anytime anybody's

786
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 1: ever texted me, Oh, sorry, I fell asleep. Yeah right, no,

787
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 1: you didn't. Um. So she's pretty sure that something's going

788
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 1: on and maybe he's cheating on her since they are

789
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 1: a long distance and taking advantage of the situation. We're

790
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 1: about to call him up from the grocery store where

791
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 1: he's a rewards card member and tell him that every

792
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 1: single month we choose one random lucky shopper to win

793
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,760
Speaker 1: a free bokay of flowers to be delivered to anybody

794
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,239
Speaker 1: in the country and see if he sends them to

795
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:37,839
Speaker 1: Shannon or to somebody else. All right, Shannon, are you ready? Okay,

796
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 1: here we go. I'm in a Dallas on him her

797
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:53,839
Speaker 1: right now. Hi. My name is Jorvian and I'm calling

798
00:40:53,960 --> 00:41:00,400
Speaker 1: from and I was looking for Scott. This is congrat aratulations.

799
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 1: You're this month's winter. Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't know

800
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. The reason I'm calling you is

801
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 1: because we do a thing at this We do a

802
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 1: promotion where every single month we call one Lucky Rewards

803
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 1: card member at random and inform them that they've won

804
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,759
Speaker 1: thirty six long stem red roses to be delivered from

805
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: our floor flooral department to anybody in the entire country.

806
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 1: Oh okay, like there's no there's no purchase or streams

807
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 1: or anything like that. Nope, great, what do I have

808
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 1: to do? What I can do is if you have

809
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 1: the information of the if you know who you want

810
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 1: to send them to right away, I can get that

811
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:35,800
Speaker 1: information right now in just a couple of minutes, or

812
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 1: I can I can call you back. I okay, great,

813
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 1: now cool. This is what I would need from you.

814
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:43,800
Speaker 1: It would be the name of the person that you

815
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:46,360
Speaker 1: would like to send them to, um, anything that you

816
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:47,959
Speaker 1: want to put on a card. If you want a card,

817
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 1: we can do any occasion. We have all sorts of cards,

818
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 1: and then m after that, just the address. It's pretty simple. Okay. Uh, yes,

819
00:41:56,719 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 1: I got a name to Carle with the c c R.

820
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 1: Y okay, and um, anything that you want to put

821
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:09,239
Speaker 1: on a card to old Carly. Um, yeah, I guess

822
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 1: so you could just put I love you and I

823
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 1: can't wait to spend every manic with you. Oh, Harley,

824
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? Who is that? Hello? Hell? Carly?

825
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 1: Hey Scott her literally within five months of knowing her?

826
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 1: What is it? What's going on? Who? Oh surprise, there's

827
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 1: a setup. It's a segment where we kept people cheating

828
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 1: on the show, and your girlfriend that you were cheating,

829
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 1: so she emailed us to see where you catch you?

830
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 1: Who is now? You're just like, I want to know

831
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 1: what's happening. I want to know what I'm talking to

832
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 1: before I say anything. I don't hear changing the subject.

833
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:57,320
Speaker 1: So you stopping texting me, You stopped with crying to me,

834
00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:00,840
Speaker 1: and I reached out to the People show so that

835
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,960
Speaker 1: they could fist you on blast on the radio to

836
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 1: get teeters like you. So, who the Carley? Can we

837
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:10,800
Speaker 1: handle this not on the radio? Can we handle this

838
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,840
Speaker 1: just between the two of us? Nope, this is this

839
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 1: is completely unfair. Word Yeah, I listen, I what do

840
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:26,759
Speaker 1: you expect to remember? You? You failed on me. You

841
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 1: just up and left without consulting or talking about it.

842
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:32,800
Speaker 1: You made your decision. What am I supposed to do?

843
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? We talked this over for months.

844
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 1: We made it like an agreement on this. You said

845
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 1: that you were going to come out, literally within a

846
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,359
Speaker 1: few minutes of putting your job, because you were going

847
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 1: to find job. I feel like it's so simple. Should

848
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: I send you a screenshot of the pack lashes that

849
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 1: you sent me yesterday? You asked, he said you were

850
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 1: so excited to move out here with me and live together.

851
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,840
Speaker 1: They live the Hesley If you're after YadA, YadA. I

852
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 1: don't even know like this guy is Jler, so is Carley.

853
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 1: I don't think that that's helpful for us to talk

854
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 1: about honestly at this point. Clear Yeah, I mean I

855
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:14,839
Speaker 1: don't know what else saying. It doesn't matter who she is. Well,

856
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 1: obviously you left her. Well Carly didn't just be belong

857
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 1: me out of the and decide that she was going

858
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 1: to take her life somewhere else and just hope that

859
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 1: I tagged along. She talked about this really six months

860
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 1: you talked about it. Sorry, I have a better job

861
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:37,800
Speaker 1: than you, and um, I'm sorry. That you literally have

862
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 1: to be a waiter at a restaurant and then I

863
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:44,880
Speaker 1: have to support your act out Oh all right, am

864
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 1: I done? It's clear that this isn't going anywhere. I'm

865
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:50,280
Speaker 1: not moving out there. I'm done. I'm not. I'm Shannon.

866
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 1: I don't call me. It's not it's not even worth

867
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 1: talking about anymore. And you know what sort of record.

868
00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 1: Carley is very smart and very intuitive, and you know

869
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 1: what she learned that julis thank you the other servers,

870
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 1: LEOS system faster than the servers. Yeah, you know what

871
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:16,239
Speaker 1: it is not She is incredibly intelligent. Okay, hang up

872
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:22,360
Speaker 1: on him, Hang on, Yeah, I just hung up on him. Shannon,

873
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,239
Speaker 1: Oh my good name. Look, maybe get better with the

874
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 1: POS system. The Jewels show on demand, Jebils dirty little Secret.

875
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,319
Speaker 1: It's signed for your dirty little secret text in four

876
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,280
Speaker 1: one oh six one. If you have a dirty little secret,

877
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:40,919
Speaker 1: you can tell us anything. So you have a dirty

878
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:44,919
Speaker 1: little secret. I do. I. Um, I've been keeping something

879
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:49,440
Speaker 1: from my husband for quite some time. That's not good. Um.

880
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 1: It's kind of more around how we actually met. Um.

881
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:57,760
Speaker 1: She thinks it was just you know, fate, kismet, whatever,

882
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 1: and it actually was a bet from my friends for

883
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 1: me to go up to him, but I haven't never

884
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:07,840
Speaker 1: had the heart to tell him because we met in

885
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 1: college and he was like the total nerdy bookworm across

886
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 1: the way, and my friends and I were not super

887
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 1: into school, so we were there more hanging out than

888
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 1: we were actually studying, and so we saw this guy.

889
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 1: I mean he was like glasses, like middle part, like

890
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 1: a total like nerd, chewing on his pen, and I well,

891
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,839
Speaker 1: I went just to you know, make my friends laugh,

892
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 1: but then I actually started talking to him, and you know,

893
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 1: his charm makes up for everything else. Really sweet. I mean,

894
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:46,040
Speaker 1: he's got to know that he's a nerd. Yeah he does.

895
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 1: He know he's a nerd, he does, But I will

896
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 1: say I've done some work on him in the in

897
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:55,279
Speaker 1: the years that we've been married to try to know

898
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 1: now if you will. There's a couple of ways of

899
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 1: looking at it, right, because if someone were to tell

900
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,719
Speaker 1: you that they had a bet to go up and

901
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 1: ask you out because you were like a nerdy, funky

902
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 1: looking dude. I don't know it's looking or not, but

903
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 1: nerdy whatever. You could go, oh, that sucks that you

904
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:13,239
Speaker 1: did that, or you could look at it how I

905
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,680
Speaker 1: look at it right, because Alex and I are Marid

906
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 1: if you didn't know that by the way, Um, and

907
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,759
Speaker 1: you know, people make a comment about my wife being

908
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 1: attractive and in dudes a lot of times online, especially

909
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 1: on social media will rip on me right on my

910
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:29,840
Speaker 1: social media and on Alex's social media. But I just

911
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,359
Speaker 1: look at it like, yeah, that's how dope I am?

912
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:34,839
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Like I'm not about looks. You're

913
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 1: my twin flame and there's no better person for me

914
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 1: in this world, and like that's it. And that's what

915
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 1: I mean though, is like you can look at it

916
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 1: one or two ways, like your husband could look at it, like, yeah,

917
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,320
Speaker 1: that's how cool I am. I was so tragic and

918
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 1: nerdy that you got dared to ask me out. But

919
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 1: then I talked to you and you were like, damn

920
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 1: this nerd is hot, right, Yeah what happened? So does

921
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 1: that help you in your decision? And if you tell

922
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 1: your husband or not? Yeah, I feel better about it.

923
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 1: I at first was thinking that he was just going

924
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 1: to be upset, but you made a really valid point.

925
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 1: He might think that it's actually kind of funny and

926
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:16,759
Speaker 1: feel better about him. Yeah, after this long six years

927
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 1: all right, thank you for telling us you do a

928
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 1: little secret. Thank you guys. Hello, Hey, what's up? You

929
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:26,319
Speaker 1: texted The Jewel Show at four one or six one

930
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 1: and said you had a dirty little secret. So we're

931
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:32,400
Speaker 1: calling you. Hi. What's your dirty little secret? Oh? What?

932
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 1: This is a crazy I didn't even know you guys?

933
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:38,399
Speaker 1: Really coffee this man? That's I wasn't expecting auto comra.

934
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 1: Are you in a parent teacher conference or are you

935
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:42,359
Speaker 1: in a place where you can tell us your dirty

936
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:45,799
Speaker 1: little secret? Yeah, I'm in a place I can tell

937
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 1: you guys. All right, what is your dirty little secret? Okay,

938
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 1: so my dirty little secret, it's actually kind of like

939
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 1: a cute secret. Anyway. When I was in college, I

940
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 1: lived next to this older lady and she had a cat,

941
00:48:56,719 --> 00:49:02,239
Speaker 1: and every day pretty much like her cat would come

942
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 1: into my house. Like so I would basically like keep

943
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:11,359
Speaker 1: her cat for for some days kind of on end,

944
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: and I don't know where she thought her cat was,

945
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 1: but um, the cat basically kind of became my cat.

946
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 1: Oh wow. So it was like an outside cat that

947
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 1: just liked to come over and intrude in your house. Basically. Yeah,

948
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: so she she kind of let the cat go like

949
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 1: outside for I guess she thought it was just romming

950
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 1: with me. But now he'd be at my house and

951
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:32,359
Speaker 1: i'dn't even some feed, and then my friends come over

952
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 1: and it was like, oh, yeah, so you cat napped

953
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 1: the cat cat nap. Yeah, his name was Jink the cat. Okay,

954
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 1: So I mean, I guess it's kind of like split

955
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 1: custody then, but they didn't know it. Yeah, yeah, she

956
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 1: didn't know. She would ask me sometimes, oh, have you

957
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,239
Speaker 1: seen my cat or you know where a cat my son.

958
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:54,800
Speaker 1: I would be like, no, no, I don't know. I

959
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 1: just wanted to pretend to be a cat owner for

960
00:49:56,600 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 1: a little bit. Cat I did. That's awesome. Well, thank

961
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 1: you for telling us you're dirt a little secret, and

962
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 1: hopefully you don't sell any more cats, or maybe go still,

963
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:08,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look at for a week. I don't know,

964
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 1: whatever you want to do. The Jewel Show on demand.

965
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 1: The mental Age test is circulating around TikTok, with users

966
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:21,399
Speaker 1: posting their actual ages followed by their mental ages as

967
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,279
Speaker 1: determined by the quiz. And I think that guy was

968
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 1: thirteen but trying to sound like a forty five year old.

969
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 1: The Jewels Show. There is a huge trend on TikTok

970
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 1: right now called the mental age test, and it doesn't

971
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 1: have to do with IQ. It's all about how mature

972
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 1: or immature you are compared to the other people. Your

973
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:41,280
Speaker 1: age tells you your mental maturity versus your actual age.

974
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 1: We're all going to take the mental age test right now.

975
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,640
Speaker 1: I'm about to find out that I have mental age

976
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 1: of a toddlayer. Let's not waste any more time and

977
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 1: find out how immature we are. First question, I have

978
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:58,799
Speaker 1: my principles true false? Are neither Alex true true? Trying

979
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 1: to stampa something true to go with true? I think.

980
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:03,879
Speaker 1: Second question on the mental age tests, I don't want

981
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 1: to think about complicated things true false or neither neither false?

982
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 1: What else you can think about? Okay, I'm false. I

983
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:14,320
Speaker 1: spend most of my time on blank, Instagram, Twitter, YouTube,

984
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:18,880
Speaker 1: what's at Facebook, Snapchat, Reddit, Messenger, TikTok, roadblocks, Instagram, Instagram, TikTok.

985
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 1: I've also seen this challenge on TikTok. Time mine's going

986
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 1: to be other. Tears come to my eyes often, yes, no,

987
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 1: neither no, yes, no, yes for me, yes for me,

988
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 1: both me and a lot. Apparently Alex and Victoria don't cry, ever,

989
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: some people tell me you're like a middle aged person. Yes, no,

990
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 1: neither no, no, no, no, yes, I think that. Here's

991
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 1: the next question, the mental age tests. I get angry

992
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 1: quite often. Yes, no, neither neither no no no. On

993
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 1: that as well, so neither no, no no. I like

994
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:52,719
Speaker 1: to be friends with those older than me. Yes, no

995
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 1: or neither neither neither. Yeah, I can go neither. Also,

996
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go neither as well. On that. I don't

997
00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 1: like to get up early in the morning. True, I

998
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 1: don't like to get up early. False. I like to

999
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:04,120
Speaker 1: get up early or neither neither false false, Alex, you're

1000
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:06,480
Speaker 1: going with neither, Yeah, because I mean sometimes I do

1001
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:07,919
Speaker 1: like to get up early, because I like to start

1002
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:09,359
Speaker 1: my day. I don't like to get up late because

1003
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 1: then I feel like I wasted a lot of the

1004
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 1: most important time of the day for me. Right, and

1005
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:14,439
Speaker 1: mine is gonna be false. I like to get up early.

1006
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 1: Next question, I care about my clothes, hair, and style.

1007
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 1: True I care. False I don't care. Neither true. Obviously,

1008
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:23,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with true. I do care. Here's the

1009
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 1: next question. I'll say, come on, or it must be

1010
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:28,359
Speaker 1: a great day to myself every morning when I get

1011
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 1: up true, I say this false. I don't say this

1012
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 1: neither false false true for me. It's true for me

1013
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:39,800
Speaker 1: because I'm not annoying person. The next question is I

1014
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:42,920
Speaker 1: know that all reality is a phantom and all phantoms

1015
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:45,400
Speaker 1: are real. Yes I've heard this. No, I have totally

1016
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:49,440
Speaker 1: no idea what this means or neither No, Yes, of course,

1017
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 1: I mean I can gather I'm not an idiot. Should

1018
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,920
Speaker 1: we go back to that? Should we go back to

1019
00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 1: that angry question to change? I answer no, I said neither.

1020
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 1: I said sometimes I'm not aggressively. Here's the next question.

1021
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:09,959
Speaker 1: I always act before thinking true false or neither true

1022
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:15,960
Speaker 1: very false false. Yes. That's the next one is I

1023
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 1: have had some hard times in my life true false,

1024
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 1: neither true true neither neither must be nice for you,

1025
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 1: like like what is your heart? What are your hard ships?

1026
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:28,279
Speaker 1: Someone stole my couch with the money back. I'm going

1027
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:30,759
Speaker 1: true on that. And when I clicked true on it,

1028
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:33,279
Speaker 1: it also said that only five person of feels that

1029
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:35,840
Speaker 1: they've never had problems. So wow, that was the Kardashians

1030
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 1: they took the test. Here's the next question on the

1031
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 1: mental age test. I can hit a cockroach with a book. Yes, no,

1032
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 1: nor neither. What the actual what? I can hit a

1033
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:47,919
Speaker 1: cockroach with a book? Yes I had to, Yeah I could.

1034
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:50,440
Speaker 1: I could definitely had a cockroach with the book. Yes,

1035
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:52,279
Speaker 1: I can attempt that, and I'll say yes, I'll punch

1036
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 1: a cockroach in the face. I don't care. I'll hit

1037
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 1: it with a book and leave it there. So the

1038
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:56,360
Speaker 1: rest of the cockroach is no, not to come to

1039
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:59,200
Speaker 1: my house. I have a plan for the future. Yes, no, neither. Yes,

1040
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 1: I have a plan. No, do I need one. I

1041
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:05,919
Speaker 1: will never miss a deadline yes, no or neither neither

1042
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 1: if has to do with my husband. We're definitely not

1043
00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:10,520
Speaker 1: making the deadlines for you personally, though, I feel like

1044
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 1: you would definitely want to make a deadline like you don't.

1045
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 1: You wouldn't miss a deadline right, No, it'd be neither

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Speaker 1: because sometimes I like effort. But if it's super important,

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Speaker 1: then I'm not missing that deadline. Okay, that we'll go

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Speaker 1: neither neither. Yes, I will miss the deadline. You got

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Speaker 1: to be realistic deadlines there, But there's a deadline for

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Speaker 1: a reason, you freak. Yeah, it's like making excuse to

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Speaker 1: not meet it and see even get some extra times. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: for dialogue and eating and then you get fired. A

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Speaker 1: deadline to me means let's have a dialogue about when

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Speaker 1: I can actually get it in Boston. Let's have a

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Speaker 1: meeting to have a meeting of a meeting. I can't.

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Speaker 1: My answer, definitely meeting every deadline. This is the mental

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Speaker 1: age test. It's to turn on Twitter right now. You

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Speaker 1: answer a bunch of questions and it tells you your

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Speaker 1: maturity level based on the other people with your age.

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Speaker 1: I have all of the answers for your mental maturity

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Speaker 1: levels right here in front of me now. Victoria just

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Speaker 1: got out of Call. It just started on the show

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Speaker 1: a little while ago. You are eighteen eighteen. I'm just

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00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 1: ketting out of high school, said it. And it also

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Speaker 1: says you're care free born in two thousand and four.

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Speaker 1: You're eighteen, care free born in two thousand and four.

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Speaker 1: It must be nice spin it. Your mental age is

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Speaker 1: twenty nine. Oh, and it says they're average born in

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Speaker 1: nineteen ninety three. Average. It sounds like a mentally stable

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Speaker 1: I mean, I am twenty nine, I'm I'm happy, I'm

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Speaker 1: taking and Alex's mental age thirty but over over worried

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Speaker 1: well be born in whoa, I'm the quaint a worry.

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Speaker 1: That's my taro cards. Alex does worry a lot, so

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Speaker 1: Warri Car. It was right on. I'm a warrior and

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Speaker 1: a warrior and mine was forty three sophisticated. Nineteen seventy nine.

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