Speaker 1: Welcome to Movie Crush, a production of I Heart Radio. Hey, everybody,
Speaker 1: welcome to Mini Crush. It's a Wednesday for us, it's
Speaker 1: a Monday for you. Who's maybe we should just meet
Speaker 1: it Tuesday. Meet in the middle and that what they say,
Speaker 1: no totally isn't that? Wait? Wait? No, cott in the middle.
Speaker 1: That's the the ear song, the ear dance cut off gasoline, No,
Speaker 1: not quite caught in the middle with not quite null?
Speaker 1: What your clothes? What do you mean? Stuck in the middle?
Speaker 1: Crap here, I am caught on in the little stuck stuck,
Speaker 1: stuck in it's yet caught stuck. Clowns to lift me,
Speaker 1: guys doing his best. Bob Dylan, that man, Bob Dylan
Speaker 1: is the lazy vocal that launched a thousand lazy vocals.
Speaker 1: I love it. I'm not dissing it. I love his vocal,
Speaker 1: but like Tom Petty, is kind of a more accessible
Speaker 1: Bob Dylan voice. You know what I mean? Well, I
Speaker 1: mean uh, He's one of the only people who has
Speaker 1: a vocal style named after him which is Dylan esque. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's very dylonesk not very many people yet, but there's
Speaker 1: varying degrees of it. Like I said Tom Tom Petty
Speaker 1: to me is the much more buttoned up kind of
Speaker 1: like version of that. And then you've got who else
Speaker 1: is Dylan esque? I don't know Brian Ferry album too. Actually,
Speaker 1: oh is it really? It is? I did not know that.
Speaker 1: I didn't either. I like Brian Ferry. That's interesting. I
Speaker 1: wonder if they're all Dylan esque songs. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Pitch Or gave it a one point nine. Oh boy,
Speaker 1: you Pitchfork. They're the worst. They've become the worst worst.
Speaker 1: They used to be a cool resource for me, like
Speaker 1: I definitely discovered a lot of new music occasionally, but
Speaker 1: they just kind of drank their own kool aid a
Speaker 1: little too much, and that's, you know, they don't know,
Speaker 1: you know what, you know what rag I used to
Speaker 1: read NOL and get all my music from Magnet magazine
Speaker 1: Magnet Real Real Music Alternatives was the subtitle. Magnet was great, yeah,
Speaker 1: because they were a little indie, but not like you know,
Speaker 1: like high falutint indie, and they would still talk about
Speaker 1: like alternative and like more rock type ags. Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: the cover of Magnet would be like Dean Ween or
Speaker 1: Elliott Smith. You know, that's that's the sandbox they were
Speaker 1: playing in. But I learned about jeez, I learned about
Speaker 1: a lot of the bands that ended up being some
Speaker 1: of my favorite bands that I've never heard of until
Speaker 1: I read Magnet. Like I mean, the Black Keys. They
Speaker 1: every year they do a top ten albums that you
Speaker 1: should know that we're like so small that no one
Speaker 1: knew about them and the Black Keys. The big come
Speaker 1: up was on their list that their very first first
Speaker 1: I was their first album, huh, which is great. I
Speaker 1: mean it's their best if you ask me. But I've
Speaker 1: never really gotten into that super garage e type stuff.
Speaker 1: Like I like the songs that I like by the
Speaker 1: White Stripes, but I've never been like a full album guy.
Speaker 1: But I maybe need to because they're a little all
Speaker 1: over the place and you have those songs like the
Speaker 1: White Stripes are the Black Keys the White Stripes, and
Speaker 1: I just I consider them sort of parking in the
Speaker 1: same garage, right, Well, I mean, don't tell that to uh.
Speaker 1: They're they're they've been in a long I know that
Speaker 1: battle fight at their kids kindergarten or some ship, right,
Speaker 1: wasn't it, Like yeah, I think there was even a
Speaker 1: Rivals episode about that one. I think You're absolutely right,
Speaker 1: r I p rivals, So Nol, we are going to
Speaker 1: get going here because I have a surprise for you
Speaker 1: and for the Crushers surprises. I need you to navigate
Speaker 1: your way to the move be Crushed with Chuck Bryant
Speaker 1: facebook page, not the movie Crushers. I can do that, Chuck,
Speaker 1: I can do that. And so I borrowed this idea
Speaker 1: from Crusher Dave Duff. Dave posted over on the Crushers
Speaker 1: page like somebody should get Verner herd Zog two do
Speaker 1: it live twenty four hour narration of the ships stuck
Speaker 1: in the US canal. That ship has now been freed.
Speaker 1: By the time this comes out, it will be freed
Speaker 1: by about two weeks, two and a half weeks. But
Speaker 1: I thought, I asked Dave if I could borrow this,
Speaker 1: and I thought, here's what we'll do. We'll get the
Speaker 1: Crushers to add lines of narration and get you to
Speaker 1: read them as Werner Hertzog. Oh my god. So do
Speaker 1: you see the post there many Crush borrowed from Crusher
Speaker 1: Dave Duff. I'm navigating to uh and this is what
Speaker 1: I said. Let's say Verner Hertzog narrated that stuck ship
Speaker 1: that was finally freed in this US. Canal right, one
Speaker 1: or two sentences of this narration and we'll get an
Speaker 1: old to read them on the next many Crush And
Speaker 1: this is a movie Crush with Chuck Bryant. I just
Speaker 1: can't wait to hear these because I'm reading now. You
Speaker 1: are to me second only to Paula Thompkins. And oh
Speaker 1: my god, thank you Chuck. Borrowed from Crusher Dave Duffe.
Speaker 1: Do you see that post? I do? All right, So
Speaker 1: let's go. No, you can pick and choose what you want. Oh.
Speaker 1: I love this first one from Charles Martin. Ackers. Is
Speaker 1: he the guy who's supposed to eat our shorts? Though?
Speaker 1: Isn't that him? No, Charles Martin, I always say acres?
Speaker 1: Maybe those acres? Uh, He's he's a good guy. He's
Speaker 1: not a bad guy. He's not even even even the
Speaker 1: shorts eaters are fine, fine, No, they're great. Let me
Speaker 1: see how I can do it. The Overwroughtmanolith trudged into
Speaker 1: the narrow gap. Burdened by cargo. The ship found its
Speaker 1: way aground. The vessel and its crew cemented in time
Speaker 1: and space. It tonally good stuff. Mm hmm, there's more.
Speaker 1: But I like, I like, I like ending in on that,
Speaker 1: and the next line is almost anticlimactic. Okay, let's see.
Speaker 1: I like this one. These are all great at least
Speaker 1: are Oh my goodness, oh this is this is a
Speaker 1: reference to Uh. This is a reference to FITZGERALDO the
Speaker 1: great Werner Hertzog film with Klaus Kinski, where he uh
Speaker 1: pulls a steamship over a mountain. Uh in the effort too.
Speaker 1: I think he's like, is that the one about the
Speaker 1: opera house? I think it is. Anyway, Let's see from
Speaker 1: Steve Scott, here we go. Every man should pull a
Speaker 1: boat over a mountain, then into the Suez Canal, have
Speaker 1: it get stuck, stuck, gets stuck, and then pull it
Speaker 1: triumphantly out again once in his life. The universe is
Speaker 1: monstrously indifferent to the presence of tug boats. Here read
Speaker 1: uh read Debbie Franka Dakas, all right, Franky, doc here
Speaker 1: we go where you have Franka docas. It's alright. It
Speaker 1: has embedded itself into the artery of the economy. The
Speaker 1: boat is the result of agreed and fat hamburgers. I
Speaker 1: wonder if the boat knows what it has done? Does
Speaker 1: the boat dream does the boat dream. That's perfect. Boy.
Speaker 1: People can really write, and the voice of I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie Chuck, I I I they don't have indispensable
Speaker 1: Herzog impressions in me. I will eventually start to sound
Speaker 1: like somebody else. I'm gonna do three or four more
Speaker 1: of these. Let's see you got any tops here. I'll
Speaker 1: try one. Okay, we'll trade off. I don't do a
Speaker 1: great friend of her dog, but here goes as zach loose.
Speaker 1: You may have freed it from the clutches of the can,
Speaker 1: but your minds that was christof Waltz. All of a sudden,
Speaker 1: they'll never be free. I can't. I'm doing christof Waults now.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can't do it's it's all no. No,
Speaker 1: let me let you go to go the way. Where
Speaker 1: are you at? Zak Low? No read any of them.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start reading him as Christoff Walts. You you Tanish,
Speaker 1: you finished it? I love it. Okay, here we're gonna
Speaker 1: do here. We all like this one. Carrie v. McQuaid,
Speaker 1: I love him, acquaid. Uh As the shifting tides of
Speaker 1: capitalism become distorted through a lens of want and depleted resources,
Speaker 1: the viewer of this bereft colossus is left with an
Speaker 1: insight into the fragility of our existence. All right, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna read one is chrystof faults. Let me see here
Speaker 1: now I'm getting a stage right, all right? This is
Speaker 1: from Bear Baard, William Swedman Christoph Waltz. Steering massive carcass
Speaker 1: ships is a complicated profession. You're very good at that, Chuck.
Speaker 1: I would argue you're Christoph might even be better than
Speaker 1: my verner. But boy, that yeah, that's He's got this
Speaker 1: puckish kind of do to do thing, and you nail it.
Speaker 1: All right, I can do a couple more. Let's do
Speaker 1: this one from Weezer Long from culver Matthew um. The
Speaker 1: perseverance of the ancient culture that's built the Great Pyramids
Speaker 1: of Giza has come to life again, as these grandchildren
Speaker 1: of the fay Ros heaved the monolith three of its
Speaker 1: resting place, like so many tons of sandstone. The gateway
Speaker 1: between the Red and Mediterranean Sea, and between the people
Speaker 1: of the Near East and the West was once thrust open.
Speaker 1: Who's Who's What's that? That was culver Matthew oh Man
Speaker 1: for the win. I think we can stop there. This
Speaker 1: is the last one. These are so goods from Josh Brandon.
Speaker 1: Immovable uncertainty, a fixture of the muddy, narrow abyss of Suez,
Speaker 1: feelings of embarrassment and anguish as I look upon my
Speaker 1: waiting brethren anchored in place due to my despair. I'll
Speaker 1: read one more as Sammy Davis Jr. This is for
Speaker 1: the stuff you should know, listeners. Zack Pointers is pretty
Speaker 1: short and sweet. Hey man, that ship is stuck worse
Speaker 1: than a log and a constipated sumo wrestler. Yeah. See,
Speaker 1: oh did someone write that for Were you to do? In?
Speaker 1: Sammy Davis? And I just seemed like something Sam David
Speaker 1: might say, Yeah, it does. It doesn't seem like something
Speaker 1: that Werner would say at all. That's why I was
Speaker 1: confused about I saw that one and I gave it
Speaker 1: a pass. But I'm glad I liked it. I just
Speaker 1: didn't think it was on brand. Well done. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do one more. As Christolf Fultz getting into it now,
Speaker 1: Brendan Reese says, this digging and dredging, it's a complicated profession.
Speaker 1: Don't you agree? I do agree. I do agree, all right.
Speaker 1: I think we've beaten that horse. Don't you think we have?
Speaker 1: I think we've beaten it to life, in fact, not
Speaker 1: to death at all. All right, nol, we have one
Speaker 1: more thing here. I asked the Crusher community, very simple
Speaker 1: question that I've never asked before Indiana Jones or Hand
Speaker 1: or Han Solo. And let's see you are reasons why, Like,
Speaker 1: that's the important part here. You got one. You got
Speaker 1: a hot tick on that. God, that's hard. That's hard.
Speaker 1: They're both charming fellas. Um. I think I'm more of
Speaker 1: an Indie guy than a than A than a Han guy.
Speaker 1: I don't know, because he's just grounded in reality. He's
Speaker 1: got the smarts, you know, he's got his flaws, he's
Speaker 1: got his weak This is he's scared of snakes. I
Speaker 1: like that. My mom was always scared of snakes. Han.
Speaker 1: This is a little too cock sure. It doesn't seem
Speaker 1: like he's scared a much of anything. He brings up bed.
Speaker 1: He totally does that. Hse uh. Kristen bits a guy
Speaker 1: says they're both such iconic characters, and the fact that
Speaker 1: Han Solo shines as brightly as Indiana Jones without actually
Speaker 1: being the main character, says, how freaking awesome. Han is
Speaker 1: fair point. I agree. I mean, I like I said,
Speaker 1: it's hard for me. I like both characters quite a lot.
Speaker 1: Angelica Singer says Indiana Jones, he was on my wall
Speaker 1: as a young girl, made me want to be an archaeologist,
Speaker 1: based solely on his adventures and the courageous expeditions. I'm
Speaker 1: no archaeologist by means, but adventurer. Yes. Han is seriously
Speaker 1: rad And this is a tough question. But Indiana inspired
Speaker 1: me as a timid middle school girl, and that made
Speaker 1: him a big deal to me. Great answer. I'm with that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I e Ti once too, was a timid middle school girl. Uh.
Speaker 1: Andrew and Andrew Anderson says, my god, Chuck, you're ruining
Speaker 1: my evening with his dilemma. I would take Han solo
Speaker 1: six days a week, but that seventh day of junior
Speaker 1: would be magical. This is making my head hurt. Fascinating.
Speaker 1: It is a tough question. Justin Renter says, Han is
Speaker 1: kind of an ass Indie all the way. He's a professor, smart, athletic,
Speaker 1: good looking. Boom boom. We're on the same page. And again,
Speaker 1: I think the flaws are important. The fear of snakes
Speaker 1: that not wanting to use a gun, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Han just shot that greedo fellow dead. You know,
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, well a psychopath Indie shot that
Speaker 1: swordsman dead. Yeah, but that guy was like a weird
Speaker 1: you know the word ninja. He had a coming. Brian
Speaker 1: Ridge says, I'm going I'm gonna go with Han solo.
Speaker 1: Both are awesome, iconic characters. Han was first, so that helps.
Speaker 1: After doing the math. Indians Love Life is a bit
Speaker 1: problematic as well. Sure I'm confusing Indiana Jones with mcguiver
Speaker 1: and he was fine with using a gun. He does.
Speaker 1: He preferred the whip, but he would use the gun
Speaker 1: if he needed to. As case in point with that
Speaker 1: scene you mentioned, does mcgiver not using a gun? Mcgiver
Speaker 1: hates guns. He only likes to, you know, make gadgets.
Speaker 1: You know something. I never saw mcgivers that. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was fine. It was one of those It came out
Speaker 1: right around the same time as Quantum Leap, and I
Speaker 1: watched both of those shows when I was a kid.
Speaker 1: I liked them quite a lot. My brother worked on
Speaker 1: Quantum Leap for a season, is that right. I thought
Speaker 1: that was a really clever show. Yeah, big big fan,
Speaker 1: I never saw it. He's always waiting for the leap home.
Speaker 1: He hopes the next leap will be the leap home. Chuck,
Speaker 1: is that the deal? That's the deal? And then well
Speaker 1: it's like it's like a it's it's really shoddy technology
Speaker 1: because it shoots him around all these places where he's
Speaker 1: inhabiting these people and like making like setting wrong right
Speaker 1: ready wrongs, but he doesn't know where he's gonna go. Uh,
Speaker 1: what's his name? Um? That actor Scott h Ship No
Speaker 1: no when Scot Scott bacular, but also Dean Stockwell Stockwell
Speaker 1: who plays Al who's his like little liaison from the
Speaker 1: future who's using this graphing calculator thing named Ziggy that's
Speaker 1: always sucking up and he has to hit it and
Speaker 1: makes little bleeps and bloops like he's a very imprecise guy.
Speaker 1: Ziggy gives very shoddy information. The technology of the future
Speaker 1: of this world is very flawed, I would argue, but
Speaker 1: it makes for a fun show. Emily Newton says, Han
Speaker 1: Solo not a womanizer, not intimidated by being with a
Speaker 1: woman of Leah's prowess, does his thing unapologetically loyal to
Speaker 1: those he loves indie as much as I love him.
Speaker 1: Is pretty much in it for indie boy. I don't
Speaker 1: that's a hot take, so I might say that's reversed
Speaker 1: and that Han is in it for Han. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: he says he sort of softens though. That's true. That's
Speaker 1: sort of the point that that maybe if there is
Speaker 1: anything that like makes his character attractive is that he
Speaker 1: redeems himself and becomes less of a self serving ass
Speaker 1: and starts to kind of be a team player and
Speaker 1: see the big picture. And he's in it for treasure,
Speaker 1: m true and fame. Yeah, notoriety. Greta Mansfield, says Mansfeld.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, Greta. One of our old friends, says Indiana Jones.
Speaker 1: Any day, Han Solo seems curmudgeing ly as both a
Speaker 1: young and old person. Fair enough, David Pott says, Han
Speaker 1: Solo because of Empire strikes back. The movie's a deeper
Speaker 1: part of me than any of those Indiana Jones movies.
Speaker 1: All right, Jimmy Quickendall, one of our old friends, says
Speaker 1: Indiana Jones all day, smart as hell, resourceful and good
Speaker 1: with the ladies. Exactly. He's a bit of a lothario type,
Speaker 1: does he say, well, I mean it was just uh
Speaker 1: Karen Allen, and she was an underage girl that he
Speaker 1: may have, you know, had improper groomed. There was some grooming.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, it's it's all. Someone did the
Speaker 1: math at some point on the internet. And there are
Speaker 1: the scenes where she says, you know, I was a child,
Speaker 1: and he goes, you knew what you were doing, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, you don't need to say that is
Speaker 1: Indiana Jones canceled, Chuck, He's not canceled, but there was.
Speaker 1: I think they produced some original meeting notes from Lucas
Speaker 1: in Spielberg and uh and uh, what's his face? The writer?
Speaker 1: It's totally escaping me. Think about the writer for Indiana,
Speaker 1: John legendary writer of Empire strikes back. Kasal just brain
Speaker 1: dead Nal? That's okay, what's his name? And people are yelling,
Speaker 1: but they produce these notes in Lucas was We talked
Speaker 1: a bit about this on the Raiders episode with how
Speaker 1: Love one. But Lucas said was like, you know what
Speaker 1: if she was like fifteen or thirteen, He's like, that
Speaker 1: would be a wild idea. And Spielberg was like, maybe
Speaker 1: she should have been older than that um And granted
Speaker 1: it was a long time ago. The setting wise, it
Speaker 1: was in the nineteen I guess thirties, but still, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: so crazy. On the IMDb page for Empire doesn't even
Speaker 1: have a writer list, it just has story by George Lucas,
Speaker 1: Lawrence cast, Lawrence cat I said kaza as a cause
Speaker 1: of CAD's a car sound. I had the right idea, Oh, Chuck,
Speaker 1: I got a dish on something really quick. And now
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can give too many details about specifics,
Speaker 1: but I had a call with a legendary music supervisor,
Speaker 1: like probably the only one who people even know his name? Well,
Speaker 1: can I guess or can you not say it on
Speaker 1: the air? You can guess it was probably Randall Poster.
Speaker 1: Sure was. Well, I just had his sister on movie Crush.
Speaker 1: Is that right? Yeah? Errol was on two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Because she does Call Your Grandmother with us. I wish
Speaker 1: I would have known that. I would have brought that
Speaker 1: up on the call. I don't think he was aware. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she does a podcast with us called Call Your Grandmother,
Speaker 1: which is great. She came on and offline she was like,
Speaker 1: you know, I should get hook you up with my
Speaker 1: brother randall he'd be a great guest and I went, yeah,
Speaker 1: can you well he would be and you should and
Speaker 1: uh that's all I can say. Um. Really cool again,
Speaker 1: legendary dude, And like those soundtracks and the way he
Speaker 1: curates music is so meaningful to me in my life,
Speaker 1: like the Royal Tennant boumb soundtrack and Rushmore turned me
Speaker 1: on too. Like old Kinks and not old Kinks, like
Speaker 1: you know these old Kinks now the old music of
Speaker 1: the early Kinks and uh you mean old Kinks like
Speaker 1: showing your ankle exactly, yes, they're a little thigh uh
Speaker 1: and uh you know, like she's like a rainbow rolling
Speaker 1: stone like I didn't know that era of role stones.
Speaker 1: Um the live version of a quick one while he's
Speaker 1: away by who absolute barn Burner. Um. But anyway, that
Speaker 1: was kind of neat. I got the fanboy out for
Speaker 1: a second. That's super cool Noll, and I definitely want
Speaker 1: to get him on because I love the idea. Meryl
Speaker 1: was able to speak to producing um as a job,
Speaker 1: which was really insightful, and I want to get more
Speaker 1: people like that. A friend of mine here is uh
Speaker 1: knows an a d working I'm not sure what he's
Speaker 1: working on right now here in Atlanta, but he was
Speaker 1: Paul Thomas Anderson's a d on Magnolia and Boogie Knights
Speaker 1: and Punch Drunk Love, And I'm gonna try and get
Speaker 1: him on because that's insight from another crew member. I
Speaker 1: think i'd I'd love to have Randall poster on. I
Speaker 1: think it's cool to get these people come on and
Speaker 1: speak to their jobs in the industry, uh, because that's
Speaker 1: kind of like a double a double whaymy Not only
Speaker 1: get do we get to talked about a movie, but
Speaker 1: the crushers and and myself get to learn about these
Speaker 1: school jobs. It's absolutely true. And you always such a
Speaker 1: good job of doing those little well, I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's like, I guess this only as a finite number
Speaker 1: of those segments, but we used to do those. Uh
Speaker 1: uh that's the one. Yeah, I'll get back to doing
Speaker 1: that one day. I've been lazy lately, very lazy. I
Speaker 1: don't think that's true. Chuck. Maybe in one department, but
Speaker 1: that just means that you're doing fifty other things and
Speaker 1: fifty other departments. All right, let's get back to Indiana Jones,
Speaker 1: the Han Solo Austin Handler one of our old pal says, uh,
Speaker 1: that's like asking me who my favorite son is. Having
Speaker 1: said that, it's gotta be Han Solo, Indie is a
Speaker 1: grave robber and culture plunderer who keeps robbing and plundering.
Speaker 1: Han may have been a spice runner, but at least
Speaker 1: he gave all that up and joined the rebellion to
Speaker 1: fight for something bigger than himself. I have to say
Speaker 1: when he said it's like picking my favorite son, but
Speaker 1: having said that, it's definitely Steve. He's the He's the
Speaker 1: far superior son. Um, I'm getting out of know what
Speaker 1: your son's names are. No, we'll I'm but I think
Speaker 1: we're on the same page. Like Indie was a plunderer,
Speaker 1: he was in it for these real x not and
Speaker 1: it just happened to cross paths with these life changing
Speaker 1: or world changing events. But it was all in the
Speaker 1: service of of his plunder. Yeah, I mean he wanted
Speaker 1: things to end up in museums. But I think he
Speaker 1: was selling the ship, wouldn't he kind of? Yeah? Did
Speaker 1: you know that he lived in New Jersey? Not funny
Speaker 1: to think about, I mean the character or character he
Speaker 1: lived in New Jersey? Yeah, because rewatching raiders for the
Speaker 1: show and how and I talked about this on the
Speaker 1: up it showed. You know, there's that one scene where
Speaker 1: he's packing in his house to go on his on
Speaker 1: his first big adventure to get the ARC. And I
Speaker 1: was like, it's just so funny to think about Indiana
Speaker 1: jones house. Like he seems like that's the only time
Speaker 1: you ever see his home, I believe. And it's in
Speaker 1: New Jersey. He lives in New Jersey. It's so funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would, I would. I don't think of New Jersey
Speaker 1: as being a particularly collegiate city. Uh. Well, Princeton is there,
Speaker 1: Princeton is there? Is that? Where is he? Where is
Speaker 1: he meant to teach? I think at gets a made
Speaker 1: up college if I remember correctly, because I looked into it. Uh,
Speaker 1: Indiana Jones's college is not real, I don't believe, but
Speaker 1: I think it was sort of modeled on Princeton. Uh.
Speaker 1: And then of course the Big State School as Red Guys,
Speaker 1: Red Guys. Tony Saprana did one semester Red Gus and
Speaker 1: then he dropped out. I hung out, and when I
Speaker 1: lived in New Jersey, I went to Rutgers and hung
Speaker 1: out at the bars. There a couple of times, did
Speaker 1: you hang on the quad? No, I hung out in
Speaker 1: the bars. Okay, that's all right. I went to Princeton.
Speaker 1: To Princeton is a lovely town. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: Harvard is really nice and they've got all those yards
Speaker 1: where you can pocky ka. Harvard was weird to me
Speaker 1: because it's it's not what I expected. I know, like
Speaker 1: once you probably get onto the campus, but it seemed
Speaker 1: like it was like kind of just surrounded. And I
Speaker 1: guess I was used to college towns where sort of
Speaker 1: the university is the main thing, and Harvard's right there
Speaker 1: in Boston and it's sort of sur rounded by Boston totally.
Speaker 1: You cut through it as a shortcut, like to get
Speaker 1: where you're going. Havid Squire, Havid Square. It's really nice.
Speaker 1: I love Boston. I can't wait to get back there. Oh,
Speaker 1: really quick pandemic update. I know you said you're fully vaxed.
Speaker 1: I got my first shot. Um, I have a trip
Speaker 1: booked with my daughter. It kind of came up really quickly.
Speaker 1: There's this some Minecraft exhibit at the Museum of Pop
Speaker 1: Culture in Seattle, and ironically you've been okay great, ironically
Speaker 1: the maybe not ironically I always misused that word as
Speaker 1: there's a lot of smore set. But the last trip
Speaker 1: that I had on the books before the pandemic was
Speaker 1: to Seattle, and I've never been, and I was excited
Speaker 1: to go, and it got canceled. And now I'm taking
Speaker 1: Eden to Seattle to go to this thing, and we're
Speaker 1: gonna stay for three or four days and go to
Speaker 1: um the twin Peaks out her fall and stuck out
Speaker 1: doorsy stuff and you know, do the touristy stuff. But
Speaker 1: I'm really excited to have a actual facts trip on
Speaker 1: the books. That's great, man. Uh, Seattle is one of
Speaker 1: my favorite places. I'll talk to you offline about it.
Speaker 1: There's some wonderful things to do and be. That museum
Speaker 1: is certainly one of them. Have been I think two
Speaker 1: or three times. You'll you'll love it. It's got a
Speaker 1: great uh well, I mean, it's got great temporary exhibits
Speaker 1: obviously like that one, but the permanent collection there is
Speaker 1: awesome because it's you know, Seattle, It's Hendricks and grunge,
Speaker 1: and you know they have fucking Kurt Cobain's guitar right
Speaker 1: there and uh, original lyrics to Nirvana songs on scratched
Speaker 1: down paper, and well, trust me, I am very excited
Speaker 1: it was. She was originally trying to get her friends
Speaker 1: to be able to come to I didn't work out.
Speaker 1: I'm not mad about it. I'm kind of looking forward
Speaker 1: to just having to me and like daddy daughter cool
Speaker 1: getaway weekend. I'm gonna get us like an airbnb, like
Speaker 1: somewhere in the city and then also when we were
Speaker 1: in a car and go out into more of the
Speaker 1: outdoorsy stuff. So yeah, I'd love to talk to you
Speaker 1: about some suggestion. I went to the museum to see
Speaker 1: the Marvel exhibit when they did that, and I went
Speaker 1: when they did the Star Wars costume exhibit, and they
Speaker 1: were both fantastic. Nice. How do you recommend lots of
Speaker 1: lots of cool stuff? Uh, let me see here. J
Speaker 1: Fraser says, Han Solo because you can be the good
Speaker 1: guy and shoot first. Uh. And let's finish this off
Speaker 1: with Mike Snelling JR. Indiana Jones because gasp I kind
Speaker 1: of strongly dislike Star Wars. Indiana Jones is just a
Speaker 1: much more entertaining camping romp through cinematic history. Also, it's
Speaker 1: nice to see an academic as a lead who still
Speaker 1: had swagger and could throw down when needed. He wasn't
Speaker 1: an action hero. He was more of an everyman kind
Speaker 1: of character. All right, I agree? I agree? So I know,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry really quick. I have to posit this. What
Speaker 1: about Han Solo versus Indiana Jones, like an alien versus
Speaker 1: predator the movie? You know what I mean? How do
Speaker 1: we play that? Who wins in that fight? It's interesting.
Speaker 1: I feel like we didn't see Han solo fist fight. Ever,
Speaker 1: there are no fist fights in any so. I don't
Speaker 1: think we should allow him to use his blaster. That
Speaker 1: seems unfair. Nor should we allows Han nor nor should
Speaker 1: we allow Indie to use his luger or whatever the fuck?
Speaker 1: Um it should be whipped versus hand to hand combat
Speaker 1: to the death. Indiana Jones had a revolver, my friend whatever,
Speaker 1: not a German luger. Sorry, he defeated the Nazis. He did,
Speaker 1: he did, but I thought maybe maybe he picked it
Speaker 1: up from one of them they dropped it and he
Speaker 1: used it. I think if we're talking hand to hand combat,
Speaker 1: then Indiana Jones kicks Han Solo's ass because I think
Speaker 1: Han Solo avoids fist fights. He's also leaning on the
Speaker 1: future tech that India has not had access to and
Speaker 1: has therefore probably gotten a little soft. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: think he's more of the talking way out of a
Speaker 1: fight kind of character, whereas Indiana Jones is punch first,
Speaker 1: asked questions later. Totally. That's fight scene in Raiders with
Speaker 1: the the bald Nazi with the plane right right right,
Speaker 1: that's so good. He he punches him into the rotors
Speaker 1: right or into the propeller. Well, then punch him into him.
Speaker 1: He uh, he sees them coming behind him and and
Speaker 1: uh sort of feign's like he's giving up to allow
Speaker 1: the propeller to chop him up. Very gruesome. Yeah, alright, No,
Speaker 1: there's a little bit of shorter wind, but um, that's
Speaker 1: all we got. I thought that Verner hurts all. The
Speaker 1: thing might play out a little bit longer, but there
Speaker 1: is a limit in terms of them. Like I said,
Speaker 1: I mean, I it's hard to keep that accent going.
Speaker 1: I've tried to do it for more extended periods of time,
Speaker 1: and I start to lose it weirdly, I start it
Speaker 1: starts to morph into Woody Allen on the tail end.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's a very weird thing. To happen.
Speaker 1: I know why, and you don't want to do that
Speaker 1: these days? Definitely, I don't do that. Have you seen that?
Speaker 1: That fair me a Pharaoh documentary? I have it. I
Speaker 1: don't need to. I gotta get it. Yeah, it's you know,
Speaker 1: it's all uh yeah, I don't need to. Just that
Speaker 1: would be like a rage Watch type of situation, and
Speaker 1: I need to lost anger in my life. No needs.
Speaker 1: All right, man, Well, always a pleasure of my friend.
Speaker 1: All right. Well, thanks everyone, and we'll see you next Monday.
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