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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Kevin probably guess that, Kevin, what's that? Yes? I didn't

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Speaker 1: think it was racist when Robert Duval's character in the

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Speaker 1: film Apocalypse Now looks out at these sizeable waves and says,

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Speaker 1: show it, oh surf. But it was the perfect way

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Speaker 1: to show that his character had been so heartened by

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Speaker 1: the war. That's during his hate for the enemy had

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Speaker 1: become casual of not pedestriant. But I digress. I'm so

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Speaker 1: very happy to welcome you to all to another episode

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Speaker 1: of Alchemy. There, let's meet today's alchemy, shall we know?

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Speaker 1: Particular order to say hello to Vanessa raglan Venete, the

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Speaker 1: chef recommends that the salmon be served medium rare. Will

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Speaker 1: that be to your liking? All right? Next up, Chris

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Speaker 1: me already? Will you is better to experience? Is it

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Speaker 1: better to experience true love and lose it or to

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Speaker 1: have never had it at all? I thought I was

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Speaker 1: asking the right person. Why it's James Heeney, Jello June.

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Speaker 1: Would you rather eat pickled clown balls or make sweet

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Speaker 1: love to a free range turkey? Jeez, that's a tough one.

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Speaker 1: I guess what was with the balls ill. WHOA, I'm

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Speaker 1: not weird. You are advancing to the next round. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Look out, it's Carla a Caskeid. Welcome by thank you.

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Speaker 1: If you were a Queen of America, what would be

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Speaker 1: your first actor's ruler? My first actor's ruler? Act as ruler. Um,

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Speaker 1: let's see. I would make sure that everybody understands I

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Speaker 1: don't give a shit if you like me or not,

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Speaker 1: just like our current leader and last but Mayo Horney

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Speaker 1: jud make yum yum on your chum jump. If you're thinking, say,

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Speaker 1: how do you do? Returning guest alchemist Mark da Marcus? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Really us? When you meet your doppelganger from Jordan's Peel's

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Speaker 1: film us, what will they most likely say to you? Probably?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to hit this sweet Jesus on a Pieton?

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Speaker 1: That is a correct answer. All right, let's get to

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Speaker 1: our first scene. All of today's scenes suggested we're gathered

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Speaker 1: this dot com. Our first scene comes from a gentleman

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Speaker 1: who wrote, Hi, my name is Mo. Exclamation point. I'm

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Speaker 1: at work and I'm so I'm writing this in a rush.

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Speaker 1: It's good to have a visual. I love your How

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Speaker 1: about a criminal just on on the room? I love

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Speaker 1: your podcast. In my favorite the British gang who start

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Speaker 1: the name else Salon and then three L O l's

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Speaker 1: my suggestion. A woman and her scumbag boyfriend are on

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Speaker 1: a long international fight. She's super pregnant huh, and suddenly

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Speaker 1: goes into labor and the only doctor on board has

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Speaker 1: the world's thickest indiscernible foreign accent. Thanks for all the laughs, Mo,

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Speaker 1: Well I'm having another. I wish you wouldn't. I wish

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't. I can't drink and I don't appreciate. Hey, hey, hi, Hi, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I saw you waving at me. Oh sure, no one more, Okay,

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Speaker 1: shot coming on, thank you. She's cute. She's just I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: she's like, you got a cute You know your son

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Speaker 1: can hear you right now? I hope. So ah, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: you're okay, I'm okay drunk to have a sip. It's

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Speaker 1: just the ice. It's just the ice coated in poison.

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Speaker 1: Alcohol is not poison. Alcohol is poison. A look as

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Speaker 1: the guy in this middle seat between you two, I

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Speaker 1: got to agree with your wife. Alcohol is poison. I mean,

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Speaker 1: for God's sake, you got a pregnant lady right here.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. What's your name? My name is Jeff. Either

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Speaker 1: of you want to switch seats? Okay? Jeff? Do you

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Speaker 1: have any children? Well? I do. I hesitate because they're

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Speaker 1: not children anymore. Both of them are in college. God

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Speaker 1: bless me. What did they turn into? If they turned

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Speaker 1: into animals? Yeah, you know what, it would be a

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Speaker 1: kid than a college kid. Hit this a lot of

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Speaker 1: joining on airplane. Keep it? I mean, no, Jeff, all right,

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Speaker 1: just one little just want excuse me over we're in.

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Speaker 1: It was Mike. Mike did it. Mike is the father

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Speaker 1: of my child. Excuse me? Oh congratulation. Is that's your

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Speaker 1: name Dandy? Exactly? That's what the name tex is, Dandy.

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Speaker 1: I've never met a dandy. Well my mother named me.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, yikes. So I have a stake here for you,

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Speaker 1: my medium, rare, free range turkey here for you. Jeff.

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Speaker 1: You don't know what I'm gonna do to this turkey.

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Speaker 1: And you're on a diet, right. Oh no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: that's incorrect information. Oh I'm sorry, very hungry. Okay, well

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Speaker 1: Is there an air marshal onboard? Actually there is? Oh,

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Speaker 1: which one is it? It's me, Dandy, I'm both. I'm

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Speaker 1: both flight attendant and air marshall. I'd like to say

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Speaker 1: this is not my joint. Oh, I don't see anything.

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Speaker 1: That's right, cool, Marsha, No, Mike is Mike is doing

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Speaker 1: of course, Dandy, are there any isisle or window seats

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Speaker 1: open anywhere? No? Not doing? How are you doing? I

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Speaker 1: like them out of space. I have from Mike Jeff,

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Speaker 1: and maybe things will rub off on him. Give him

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Speaker 1: some more advice, sure, just please. Well the advice right

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Speaker 1: now is just please stop passing things across my lap

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Speaker 1: to each other. Okay, I'm not passing anything. Okay, And

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Speaker 1: here's some lettuce for you. No good, because you're on

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Speaker 1: a diet, right, I'm not on a diet. I'm not

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Speaker 1: on a diet. And you will be. You will be soon.

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Speaker 1: You will be, you will be a very very soon.

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Speaker 1: This is the king's face. I don't care a smoke

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Speaker 1: like a king. And you know what did one time?

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Speaker 1: Jack Ny? You know I did one time? Do I

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Speaker 1: fucked like a king? I wasn't there, I wasn't there. No, No,

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Speaker 1: this was a gesture, a gesture of a love making

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Speaker 1: and jokes on me. Uh, folks, is your Pallette speaking.

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Speaker 1: We're currently cruising at the thirty four thousand of God's

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Speaker 1: Green Earth and uh, it's gonna be a pleasant slide

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Speaker 1: into Phoenix today, a bit warmer than South Dakota and

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Speaker 1: where we came from. And uh, I just want to

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Speaker 1: thank you all for choosing a guy in the sky,

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Speaker 1: and uh, we're happy to have you on board a flight.

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Speaker 1: Attendants are doing their best take care of your needs.

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Speaker 1: And whoever is Bogart and that joint in the bac

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Speaker 1: pash up forward? Sorry, Terry, I think that you're you're

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Speaker 1: is not There's a lot of in the line here, Terry,

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Speaker 1: which is why we turn over the autopilot and I

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Speaker 1: get some disease. Well, I don't think that's safe if

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Speaker 1: you catch seas? What if I was to not off?

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Speaker 1: You're not gonna look how uptight you are. I'm not uptight.

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Speaker 1: I'm not up tight. I'm a professional. Yes, listen, let

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Speaker 1: me take a little stress test. You wanted to take

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Speaker 1: a stress test? Was prefer not taking a stress test

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Speaker 1: while I'm flying two lives across the country. What are

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Speaker 1: a stress test? Brother? Okay, okay, okay, Just a eight pen?

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Speaker 1: Do I push the button? Like? You've never used a

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Speaker 1: vey pen before? I've never I've never smoked the pot,

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Speaker 1: oh man, I've never. I never did it. What do

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Speaker 1: you mom? No, I'm not a woman. I just I just,

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Speaker 1: I just when I got the job, they said that

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Speaker 1: they test every two weeks. They do, they do, and

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Speaker 1: you will you just does it? Yeah? But how long

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Speaker 1: does pot stay in your system? Man? Oh man? What

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Speaker 1: am I dealing? Okay? Okay, okay, Okay, I'll do it.

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Speaker 1: Give it to me, give it to me. Here you go, well,

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Speaker 1: don't make sweet left to it. Man, go easy, go easy.

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Speaker 1: It's all wet. Yep, it is now. And why is

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Speaker 1: baby chicken? Right, it just hurts. It doesn't feel Look

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Speaker 1: at those blue skies now, just look at I don't

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Speaker 1: feel anything. It doesn't make any It doesn't make anything

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Speaker 1: go take no, please, don't please, don't leave, Terry, Terry,

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Speaker 1: where are you going? So? What do you do? Uncle Jeff? Well,

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Speaker 1: he's well, he's the uncle of my of my boy. Wait, Jeff,

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Speaker 1: this is the honor of my life. You're like an uncle.

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Speaker 1: We have to decide these things together. Going to have

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Speaker 1: four brothers? Uncle is Phil? Okay, I just lost my job.

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Speaker 1: I'll be an aunt. I'll be anything to any family.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm just I'm real desperate for some right, Okay.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, and Jeff, this is a real honor you guys.

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Speaker 1: I really appreciate. Are you sure? Neither of you want

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Speaker 1: to switch seats? No, I'm good, I'm good. Okay, I'm good.

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Speaker 1: But excited for Phoenix. Nobody usually right, you're funny, Well,

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Speaker 1: you're you're you're you're drenched. What is happening right now?

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure. It's not sweat. It's one of those things.

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Speaker 1: It's liquid associated. I think with the baby, peas and

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Speaker 1: sweats a lot. I'm not peeing on myself. Mike. Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm not a doctor or anything, but what are you? Jeff? Look,

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Speaker 1: I told you this tone from Mike doctor. But I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm not a doctor. But I have had two kids.

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Speaker 1: Who are you know, growning out of the house now?

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Speaker 1: And I remember a long time ago that you are

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Speaker 1: giving every sign of going into labor. No excuse me.

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Speaker 1: Some liquid is spilled all over my laptop. It was

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Speaker 1: that is. Fluid. I'll tell you fluid, sir. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: but you have to take your seat. Otherwise, Jeff will

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Speaker 1: take your window seat. If you can't take, no, Jeff,

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Speaker 1: you sit down, yes, and you pervert, you go back

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Speaker 1: to where you came from. Okay, joked up in the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: If you're so perverted, please don't do don't do that either.

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Speaker 1: But you can put a blanket over. You're okay with

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Speaker 1: blanket please. Okay, she just said we can do it.

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Speaker 1: Everyone with a blanket. Hey, Dandy, Jeff, Hi, Oh gosh,

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Speaker 1: it's aunt Jeff. Now can you ask can you ask

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Speaker 1: pilot Terry to give us their joint back? Oh? Sure, dandy, Dandy,

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Speaker 1: do you have anything with any protein in it? This

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Speaker 1: think she's singing. It sounds like a lovely soul. And Babe,

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Speaker 1: I'm just about that with the steak. You want to

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Speaker 1: suck on this bone, suck on this bone. Not I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about this. You put the blanket over yourself. Okay, something?

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Speaker 1: What am I doing? I don't know what am I doing.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to Phoenix with Mike Jeff. We're going to

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Speaker 1: Phoenix because I have a great opportunity to be a

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Speaker 1: business owner. That's all he'll tell me. That's all he'll

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Speaker 1: tell me. And let me tell you. His track record

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Speaker 1: is bad. Ye, But it's about the It's all about

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Speaker 1: the ebbs and flows of life. Like a pyramid scheme. Terry,

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Speaker 1: the pilot is in the back. If he could return

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Speaker 1: to the front. The front of the plane, batman sounds Scina,

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Speaker 1: the pilots in the back. I want to meet this guy.

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Speaker 1: Hey are you pilot? Oh man, Jordan's the name is Jordan.

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Speaker 1: Y'all having a good flight so far? Yeah, I'd like

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Speaker 1: to come back and meet the past. I thought you

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Speaker 1: were terry. Well, it's a funny story. I don't want

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Speaker 1: and I told my name was Darry. Yeah, it's a

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Speaker 1: what we're talking Okay, Soward, what do you mean? I

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Speaker 1: don't agree with this, Captain. I'm reasonable, she's she is reasonable,

414
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 1: and she's she's honestly. I'm gonna say the truth. She's

415
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Speaker 1: the best at her job. I understand that. But like

416
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 1: my oldest, she's a woman, so reasonable is kind of

417
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 1: not on the table, Amber, Amber, Am I going to

418
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 1: get hit with an? Ambers? Not wrong entirely. I mean,

419
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 1: let's just look at it from his point of view. Change,

420
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 1: thank you. I don't understand. Oh, this is fun to

421
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 1: watch Amber be positive about this. I disagree. Amber. You're

422
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 1: a woman. Yes, of course, I'm a war and I'm

423
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 1: with her shirt yesterday and i am I'm fully with her.

424
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,160
Speaker 1: Do you know what that means? Do you know who

425
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 1: that was? Right? Of course it was Oprah. And it's

426
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 1: hard to club to make shirts and say I'm with her. Amber,

427
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:07,480
Speaker 1: you are part of the problem. Now that's a very

428
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:11,879
Speaker 1: negative attitude, isn't it? It is? It is? Okay, okay, okay,

429
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:13,479
Speaker 1: I don't think we need to fight. Let's look at

430
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 1: the two of us, the two of us side by side,

431
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:21,359
Speaker 1: which one rather go get? Which one would you rather

432
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 1: be around? One that is smiling and giving off a

433
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:28,160
Speaker 1: good vibe all the time, or one that is like, hey,

434
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,959
Speaker 1: I'm out of here. I'm leaving. I think that one

435
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 1: well the way she pitched it, Yes, okay, here we

436
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 1: are two women. Which one would you rather be on

437
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 1: your team? Someone with morals so you don't get to

438
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 1: vote for Amber, someone with a bast phone, someone with training,

439
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 1: or a fluffy little cloud that is an idiot human everyone.

440
00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 1: She makes an excellent point. Cloud. Yes, I'm a fluffy,

441
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 1: fluffy cloud. Touch me, you can't. Your your hand will

442
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 1: go right through METE Human Resources says, we're not supposed

443
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 1: to touch anybody, especially in the back. All right, if

444
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 1: I gave consent to touch my to touch myself, your

445
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 1: bottom feels like a cloud. You're not wrong, this is

446
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 1: this is quite jarny. Are you actually made of cloud?

447
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 1: I'm not coming over to touch yet, so I'm I'm

448
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 1: not certain. I'm a bit afraid of this. I was

449
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 1: just I was just doubling down on what she said

450
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 1: and supporting her because she's not wrong. No human or

451
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 1: water and that's like a cloud anyway. Okay, guys, we're

452
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:43,000
Speaker 1: getting way far away from what we Thank you three minutes.

453
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: Don't forget to hydrate. Thank you about time, spencer. But

454
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 1: all I have to show their media is a VHS,

455
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 1: so maybe we'll have to act it out some other ways. Great,

456
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 1: what cap Franklin Jella over there is from the theater, right,

457
00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 1: he could probably act it out. I mean, would you

458
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 1: be up for acting out futuristic weapons? Would I be

459
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 1: up for? Was alec Kinness up for acting up futuristic weapons?

460
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 1: Do you have laser guns in your presentation of new weapons?

461
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 1: Don't be ridiculous? No, no laser guns. As are ready

462
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 1: to go. Thank you part of this Amber. I think

463
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 1: I think your attitude is slightly better. Now, why do

464
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 1: you have a picture of water Amber? Because I'm so

465
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 1: thirsty you can't have that around the equipment and very

466
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 1: thirsty all the time. Alright, guys cloud, Okay, forty seconds

467
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 1: from performance times. So let's start through this. So the

468
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 1: MIC's all set up, everything set okay, do we have

469
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 1: a completely frailed spencer? I can help with anything else? Okay,

470
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 1: just out Okay? Then I need do you need light? Yes? One? Okay, yeah,

471
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 1: I can do that. Use your cell phone if you

472
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 1: want whatever, got it? Phones got a flash on the side.

473
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 1: That just let's go through you what it is you're presenting.

474
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 1: So you're presenting um taser guns. First, that leads into

475
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 1: the iago of guns. Okay, relax, okay, bean bag shooters,

476
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 1: the bottom of guns. And then we're gonna end with

477
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 1: nine millimeters nine millimeters, the crippled Laura from the glass

478
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: Managery of guns. Okay, we're on. I will do the introduction. Hey,

479
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 1: break legs, break legs back. Hello, ladies and gentlemen of

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00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 1: the Sheriff's Company. I am the president and owner of

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00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 1: tech Tech Tech and we're happy to be here today

482
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 1: to collaborate with the Sheriff's Company. Now, as you know,

483
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 1: a lot of changes are are coming to this industry.

484
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 1: See this is why I have water. Just what they

485
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 1: mean by voice of God? Is that what's happening in

486
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 1: the backstage? Voice again? I really think Trevor should have

487
00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:00,479
Speaker 1: been doing this. Spencer's falling apart out there. Later and gentlemen,

488
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:04,479
Speaker 1: we present to you the future of weaponry. I was

489
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 1: told we were starting, but I never got places. Places, places, places, place,

490
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 1: Thank you places um, the future of weaponry. Oh for

491
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 1: a muse of fire that would ascend the brightest heaven

492
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 1: of invention. And if not a muse, at least provide

493
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 1: me with a taser gun if you were an higliner thinks. So, okay,

494
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 1: are you talking during my opening bottle? I'm sorry, Mr captain?

495
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: Is it? Are you and also a captain? I'm a captain. No?

496
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 1: Will you think you do think you think it's easy

497
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 1: to be on the stage. No, no, you captain, You

498
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:58,959
Speaker 1: get up on the stage, want to go? You were

499
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: in las I did a run? What my god? Who

500
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 1: did you play? My god? This stage? Right? No? No, no,

501
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 1: no no. I just thought we're here about gun. It

502
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 1: would be on off all here, get more lights, get

503
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 1: more lights. I can't like two people. I don't know

504
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 1: how to like two people. Give give that master my spotlight. Okay,

505
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 1: here it is id to quit the run because of

506
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 1: vocal cord accident. That is clear. I don't know what

507
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 1: to do. Oh yeah, I was just sort of verbally

508
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 1: shot a script. Anyway. Just talk about tasers, okay, tasers, tasers, tasers.

509
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 1: You're gonna want to taser when you want to shoot

510
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 1: to harm but not to kill. They're gonna zap, They're

511
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:55,959
Speaker 1: gonna fry like a little firefly. God, this is a

512
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 1: beautiful kind of weapon. I think we can all agree.

513
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 1: Regr hands if you like tasers rare like having sex. Now,

514
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:12,880
Speaker 1: it's just a sheriff convention. The thing about the lasers,

515
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,799
Speaker 1: you can get them. A lot of different sizes of

516
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 1: visual legs. Would be great tech guys, and they trust me.

517
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 1: I guess I forgot I had a VH. Just maybe

518
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 1: you could just practice on me. Um. Okay, so that's

519
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 1: how you taste. Somebody took that real gay pretty straightforward,

520
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:39,359
Speaker 1: I guess. Tell us about the beanbag shooters. A bean

521
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 1: bag shooter who knows who the bean bag is? Who

522
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:51,919
Speaker 1: here likes that eat beans? Musical Trevor more YouTube. Well,

523
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: these a little guns are farting bead bags and we

524
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 1: can farm writ into anybody's face. This bad guy gonna

525
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:02,879
Speaker 1: get a black eye. Trevor getting. I'm recovering from four.

526
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,239
Speaker 1: You have to do it before you get to one

527
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:12,800
Speaker 1: up at one millimeter talking about the nine MILLI alright, now, listen,

528
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 1: a little baby something I keep on my hip all

529
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:20,799
Speaker 1: the time, who likes Shakira pos don't lie and neither

530
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 1: to mind. Take your appropriately dressed for this demonstrator. Got

531
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 1: him again? Ay, we're selling all these out in the

532
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 1: convention hall. Come on now, I'll get some doughnuts. We've

533
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:43,359
Speaker 1: got a few bikini girls shaking their tits. Yeah. Wow,

534
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:51,880
Speaker 1: all right, I'll thank god the captain they're for getting

535
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: up spurt a moment. Nicely done. Uh This next portion

536
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 1: of the meeting here, gals and guys, is about a

537
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 1: sexual harassment on the jab. Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

538
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 1: So uh for for for this section, I want to

539
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:14,759
Speaker 1: bring up a spokesperson who was invited by uh management,

540
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 1: I guess higher ups, Mitch and Murray downtown what have you?

541
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 1: Uh So here is Gladys Mkitchen. Um. Hello, everyone, I

542
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 1: am here today to talk to you all about harassment

543
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 1: of uh sex, sexually harassing. Yeah, let's do it. Okay,

544
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,720
Speaker 1: So that would be a good example of how someone

545
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 1: might be inappropriately responding. Okay. So, uh so that's exactly right.

546
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 1: And you, uh, sir, how when you say that, how

547
00:36:57,080 --> 00:37:00,480
Speaker 1: are you feeling? Oh? I did not want to be

548
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:04,800
Speaker 1: singled out. No, I mean you yelled at me really

549
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 1: so from the back right, And I did it. I

550
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:14,280
Speaker 1: did it anonymously. So that's frank I know. Frank here

551
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:17,359
Speaker 1: Frankie showing your ankles. Not no one gets to see

552
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 1: my ankles. Those tattoos were a mistake. So this is

553
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 1: a good example of how an inappropriate response sexually can

554
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 1: lead to being called out right. And so that's what

555
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 1: we all need to do, is you're on board with me, sheriffs,

556
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:38,239
Speaker 1: I have a question. Yes, So what um? What kind

557
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 1: of sex is good in the workplace? Okay? So none?

558
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 1: What do you mean so you don't want to ever

559
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:48,839
Speaker 1: have sex in the workplace? It's an inappropriate that don't

560
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:52,720
Speaker 1: make sense? Zip like shine ever seen no jail points before?

561
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,720
Speaker 1: Let me ask you who are you currently having sex

562
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 1: with in the workplace? Well, raise your hand, I've had

563
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,799
Speaker 1: sex with you. That's a lot of okay, that is

564
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 1: of the room and you certain need to relax. Well,

565
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:07,799
Speaker 1: I'm in I'm their boss. Okay. So uh, this is

566
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:11,360
Speaker 1: the second best example beyond the first one with Frank

567
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,719
Speaker 1: I can give you to show you how this is

568
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:18,399
Speaker 1: an inappropriate response. Well maybe I could show you maybe

569
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 1: maybe maybe I'm not making myself clear here. Let me

570
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 1: hop up on stage real quick. So your name is

571
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,279
Speaker 1: your name is Gladys right, I'm glad Please put your

572
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 1: pants back on this. This is my dick. Okay, wow,

573
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 1: So I'll work I'm the boss, and uh, usually I

574
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 1: go like this I go like, hey, gladys touch this,

575
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 1: and I would then I would do this slap and

576
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: then I go, oh it feels good. No, I would

577
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 1: say that I was supposed to feel back, I'll be

578
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 1: doing invited me. I don't know what that means. But

579
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,799
Speaker 1: you want to touch this dick, you can allow me

580
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 1: to dis robe first. Alright, alright, okay, so this is

581
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:57,760
Speaker 1: like the this is the post. This is the post

582
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 1: where you take your clothes off. The MIC's fall off forever.

583
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 1: You just lost your mic. Now we can't hear you.

584
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 1: I don't need a mic. I can play to the

585
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:08,759
Speaker 1: back of the room. It's true. He's very loud. He's

586
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:12,799
Speaker 1: very loud. Pull my pants up. Where do you Okay,

587
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:16,720
Speaker 1: where do you sexually harass people? Where is it all?

588
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:21,319
Speaker 1: I only at home? Right, So it's not appropriate in

589
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 1: the workplace, But when you're in the comfort of your

590
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:27,280
Speaker 1: own home, like, there's no laws. What about in the theater?

591
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 1: That's all sexual harassment in the theater. I like to

592
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 1: think of the theater as home though. Okay, so that's confusing.

593
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:36,879
Speaker 1: There's a little bit of a blurred line there right

594
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 1: about like this dead guy like so he's dead, so

595
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:44,359
Speaker 1: like can I touch his dick or like put if

596
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 1: you were dying, would you want someone to touch you? Okay,

597
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: then I guess you can a can we take his

598
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 1: VHS tape and see what's on it? Of course that

599
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,400
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with sexual harassment. I mean that's theft,

600
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 1: which is a totally different issue. You don't like that? No,

601
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:04,759
Speaker 1: we're sh right, okay, So where were we? I think

602
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 1: like touching day, guys are okay? Only if you were

603
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 1: in his place, and you'd be okay with it, all right,

604
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: So it's all about consent exactly right. Raise your hand

605
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 1: if you can send to me touching you later on

606
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:18,879
Speaker 1: everybody in the room, the room again. Okay, so we're good.

607
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:24,440
Speaker 1: May I pull my pants up? Please do, sir? Thank you? Trevor. Hey, dude,

608
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 1: look you've been great at Tech tech tech mom. God,

609
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 1: it's been a joy here. Who you might be so

610
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:35,240
Speaker 1: close to a stage all the time. Unfortunately, we're gonna

611
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: have to let you go. We're hiring this gentleman. No,

612
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 1: my arch nemesis, you know him down to the door.

613
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 1: Hit you in the ass on the way out, Trevor.

614
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:51,319
Speaker 1: These boots they shall walk today, but one day they

615
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:55,400
Speaker 1: shall return and kick you square in the trousers pants,

616
00:40:56,280 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 1: dream your little dreamy forever. See dude, what would you

617
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 1: like for lunch? Um? You got it right? Yeah, yeah,

618
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 1: I don't care about the bread. We need to be

619
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 1: one favor. Will you drag the dead body off that

620
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 1: stage and do something with it? When you say do something,

621
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 1: but do you mean have sex with it? Yeah? Okay, good, yeah,

622
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 1: yeah my leash. Oh boys, tech tech tech, that's your

623
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:32,880
Speaker 1: scene too. Let's starting. Yeah, that that went to a

624
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:36,359
Speaker 1: very positive space. Let's try to keep that going. Seeing

625
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 1: three comes from a doctor. Okay, see you, we're already

626
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:44,280
Speaker 1: on the right track. Dr Stewart Gunnsberg, who wrote High Guys,

627
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,360
Speaker 1: enjoyed the show thoroughly. I have a suggestion an uptight

628
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:52,719
Speaker 1: human resource person briefing mafia personnel on the first day

629
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 1: of the job. Issues include medical and dental coverage, reimbursement

630
00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 1: for travel, as well as tools for the trade. There's union, dudes,

631
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:06,879
Speaker 1: and uh boling in the workplace, equal opportunity and so on. Yours, sincerely,

632
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:11,919
Speaker 1: Dr Stewart Gunsberg. I really hope people call him doctor

633
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:20,720
Speaker 1: guns Oh yeah, hey, so when is just rehuman resources

634
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,320
Speaker 1: is one of these things that got us doing that.

635
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 1: We gotta do this. I don't understand says we gotta

636
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 1: do it. We've been doing this for so many years

637
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 1: already on our own life. We don't know how to

638
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: do business now. Yeah, I've been I've been doing the

639
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:37,320
Speaker 1: best work of my life. We din't want any snacks.

640
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:43,320
Speaker 1: You take some h Okay, I'll take some tuna bridget

641
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 1: an espresso. Please bl the whole pan, not just the

642
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 1: two slices. Okay, I understood. Yeah, we got lasagnyas, we

643
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 1: got tostitoes, we got tona and espresso. Too much trouble

644
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:02,479
Speaker 1: to get me la If you get name lasagna three,

645
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 1: you still want the toast needed? Lasagna is really much better?

646
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 1: Is it possible for me to also get lasagna? But

647
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 1: with tuna? Tuna? LAG's gonna take me a minute. I mean,

648
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 1: I'm working in a little kitchen. Oh a tuna casse.

649
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 1: We're all as a tuna lasagna. I'd be willing to

650
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:24,799
Speaker 1: skip a bridget When when's you hrs? I'll get here.

651
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, I don't write anything down anymore.

652
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:30,839
Speaker 1: It's a new thing I'm doing. I'm not writing things down.

653
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: Oh that's good. Yeah, free are we're supposed to fill

654
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:37,240
Speaker 1: out this medical and dental coverage request. Yeah, I would

655
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: imagine you're supposed to fill out all the paperwork I

656
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 1: put in your briefcases. Lest I hur my hand. I

657
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 1: write with my right hand, and I that one's all bloody.

658
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 1: And I can't open my briefcase because I lost the

659
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 1: key that locks it to my wrist. Can you open

660
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 1: this form? You got a key to this right? Oh? Thanks?

661
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 1: It was my bro So it's hot. Even though you

662
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:06,840
Speaker 1: don't write stuff down, you always a member stuff. Good afternoon,

663
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, Good afternoon. Okay, thank you very much,

664
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 1: thank you. That disgusting. Okay, t Lasagna, what's disgusting. Let's

665
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 1: get right to this. Hey, Sunshine, you want to introduce yourself. Sure,

666
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 1: My name is Charlie Parker. Not not the music, not

667
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 1: the musician, not the birdman, just Charlie Parker. Okay, Charlie.

668
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,439
Speaker 1: I have some business to go over with you all.

669
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,399
Speaker 1: There are going to be some changes. Wait, like we're

670
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 1: gonna who are we killing that that remains the same?

671
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 1: Oh all right, good because I was already this morning

672
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:48,279
Speaker 1: working on one. No problem. Internal changes okay, and some

673
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:50,840
Speaker 1: of this will be comfortable. Part of me uncomfortable, and

674
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 1: some of this will be comfortable frankly for your own

675
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:54,920
Speaker 1: and it just kept it the way you said at

676
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 1: the first time. Internal changes. It's kind of like when

677
00:44:57,640 --> 00:44:59,919
Speaker 1: you got a stomach ache, or when you like put

678
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 1: lie down someone to eat them from the inside out

679
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 1: to get answers, or more importantly, here's another example, a

680
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 1: little more apt would be your co pay is going up?

681
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 1: Your so, so what so for every two bodies killed,

682
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:15,720
Speaker 1: it's a twenty five dollar copay to see it therapist

683
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:17,360
Speaker 1: to talk about that from now one it used to

684
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:20,840
Speaker 1: be five. It's not we have to cover that extra

685
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 1: twenty ourselves. You do have to cover that, but you're

686
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:26,800
Speaker 1: getting better coverage. What does that include? Um? We're talking

687
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:32,879
Speaker 1: um uh phone calls now from therapists FaceTime. They call

688
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 1: us to check in with us, so we got to

689
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:38,240
Speaker 1: call them. You still have to costs. It costs twenty

690
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:41,879
Speaker 1: five that's the co pay, but you're getting more. I

691
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 1: got to go make the tunic cast role. Okay, you're

692
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:47,920
Speaker 1: you're you're affected by this, well, then who's going to

693
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 1: make Yeah, while you're messing with bridget what do you

694
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 1: thank you? I'm really hungry. I've been craving to Okay,

695
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:55,360
Speaker 1: you can make the tunic cast. Well, what if I

696
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 1: don't want something? I need to know? And then you know?

697
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:04,360
Speaker 1: Back Stee, there's no reason we can't just go in

698
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 1: the kitchen have this meeting in the kitchen. That's where

699
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:13,479
Speaker 1: you're wrong, Okay, Stevie. Stevie is always wrong. Okay, moving on,

700
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:19,799
Speaker 1: moving on, Okay, here we go, dental, dental, great teeth. Well,

701
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:24,799
Speaker 1: I got a question, sorry, Charlie. Uh do we fill

702
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:27,400
Speaker 1: out this form to get bullets? I don't know. I

703
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 1: never filled out a phone for bullets before. Okay, yes,

704
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:33,399
Speaker 1: I wasn't there yet, but that is important for now on.

705
00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 1: All forms must be filled out. If you want bullets,

706
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,800
Speaker 1: if you want knives, if you want drugs, you must

707
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 1: write that down. I just like go on the Bridget

708
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 1: and being like, I need bullets, Bridget, No more of that, Bridget,

709
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 1: no more of that. You can't just give stuff? Why? Look,

710
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 1: and people who work in a lighte of work, why

711
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 1: do we want to pay per trail? Bridget has been

712
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 1: a brain with no she don't even write nothing to jail. Well, okay,

713
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:01,640
Speaker 1: you want to leave a paper trail if you want

714
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 1: to be reimbursed for expenses. That's a good point. So

715
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 1: that's that's what I'm saying here, is that at the

716
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:11,279
Speaker 1: end of the year you can get more back. I

717
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 1: watch this crap about union. Dudes, what union? Where are union? Now?

718
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 1: We are guild. Well, we are applying. We're applying to

719
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:23,839
Speaker 1: be a union. What's the name going to be? Well,

720
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 1: we all we there's no official name yet right now

721
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 1: it's it's Murderers, Inc. But I know you're bigger than that,

722
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 1: You're better than that, You're more nuance than that. So

723
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 1: I'll leave that name up to you. I want to

724
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 1: be called the phoenix is because yeah, well actually this

725
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 1: breaks me to another point. You can all become your

726
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:46,759
Speaker 1: own independent contract. Hold on a second. Look, I've been

727
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 1: with a lot of escorts, and I don't want anybody

728
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 1: doing me corpse corporation would never be a corpse. I'm

729
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:56,320
Speaker 1: going to live forever, that's right, Yeah, okay, alright, alright, alright,

730
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:58,879
Speaker 1: back to dental. I was wondering if I could get

731
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 1: my teeth sharpened, because everybody says it's for visual glamor,

732
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 1: but I want my teeth shopping for work. Sure, if

733
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 1: you can prove that it is more than just cosmetics,

734
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:12,800
Speaker 1: more than physical glamor physical if you can prove that

735
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: it's more than that. Yes, I have perfect teeth, and

736
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 1: I would like a couple knocked out just to make

737
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:20,719
Speaker 1: myself look a little more tough. Mm, that's covered. It's

738
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 1: part of the job. I guess that's part of the job.

739
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 1: Would you do that in your personal life? Yeah, that's

740
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:26,399
Speaker 1: a good point. Okay, I think you're good. You're good.

741
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this. Since since I got that

742
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 1: nickname the shock when I was a kid, can this

743
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 1: uplane get me an extra row of teeth that feels cosmetic.

744
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:37,799
Speaker 1: I'm not a dentist. I'm not a dentist. I'm just

745
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 1: laying out not cosmetic physical that smells good. Actually, you

746
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 1: all want to try it. This is what I came

747
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:53,319
Speaker 1: up with. This is what I'm trying to do. I

748
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:54,719
Speaker 1: just tried. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

749
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 1: wait wait wait. Before you take a bite of that,

750
00:48:57,239 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 1: you shouldn't know that you're yearly physicals and will affect

751
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:04,799
Speaker 1: the rest of the year, meaning if your cholesterol is

752
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 1: higher than normal, you will have to be a medication

753
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 1: for the rest of the year. So you might I'm

754
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 1: trying to read between the lines. Are you telling me

755
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 1: you think I used too much Manna? Who's paying for?

756
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 1: Who is this guy? His name Charlie? Yes, like that

757
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 1: human resources. We've been through this well. I was thinking

758
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 1: about how am I going to make tuna lasagna at

759
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,239
Speaker 1: what we got in the covers, and I thought I

760
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 1: came up with a really fun, inventive way to do it.

761
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 1: It's not going to kill us. Okay, I'm gonna I

762
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 1: already took my bite. It was delicious, Bridget. You are amazing.

763
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:47,880
Speaker 1: Oh I love you guy. You want to try something? No,

764
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 1: thank you, Bridget. I have a couple of things specifically

765
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 1: for you here. Um, okay, you're now going to have

766
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 1: to keep track of everything you have in this kitchen. Okay,

767
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 1: what do you mean? I know everything in the kitchen,

768
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:02,279
Speaker 1: but it needs to be on paper. We need to know.

769
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 1: We need to know specifically, no more, no more uh

770
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 1: Anti recipes or your grandma's recipe and like that. I'm

771
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 1: not going to do that now. I think I want

772
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 1: to kill you. I think I want you know what

773
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:22,399
Speaker 1: you're usually wrong about things? The right track about that? Yeah,

774
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 1: I'm going to fill out a form to put one

775
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 1: on the two in the back of you a coconut.

776
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:31,799
Speaker 1: I see you're all upset. Yeah, i'd say so. Here's

777
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to I want you to be better

778
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 1: at your jobs. Am not against you. I am for you. Yeah,

779
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 1: saying jobs, I'm saying you could be better. We can

780
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:48,799
Speaker 1: all be recipes anymore. Okay, I think I'm gonna write

781
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 1: off my bullets that I kill him with. You know,

782
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,360
Speaker 1: hold on a second, Let's try to make a positive

783
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 1: out of this horse ship. How could we make Stevie better?

784
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 1: Because I think you're onto something here, right, Let's go individually, Stevie.

785
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:01,920
Speaker 1: Let's make fucking list of all the ways you can

786
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 1: be better. Oh this is good. I like this. First

787
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 1: of all, start himing your pants man, for honestly, you

788
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 1: can just why if talking into my shoes? Do nothing

789
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 1: gets into my sock because you look like a two

790
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:21,320
Speaker 1: What's with the mustache? Well, you like a cop. Well, eventually,

791
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 1: when I want to get rid of it, I can

792
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 1: lose my identity and just us somewhere in the middle

793
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:29,880
Speaker 1: of the country. That's what you're planning, toy, by shaving

794
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 1: your mustache, just disappearing into the disappearing well, I don't

795
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 1: want to end up in escorpse. You know, I want

796
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,360
Speaker 1: to have a parachute plan. It's a mustache. You shave it,

797
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 1: you disappear, all right, So can we maybe pull some

798
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,800
Speaker 1: of the money's and send Stevie some kind of training

799
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:55,799
Speaker 1: or school or something. It's a great idea. Actually, I'm

800
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:59,440
Speaker 1: glad you mentioned that, because you will all need to

801
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:03,879
Speaker 1: log forty hours of weekend classes in order to get

802
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 1: your permits to continue killing and or selling illegal goods.

803
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:09,400
Speaker 1: What kind of classes? Yeah, we gotta put some bullets

804
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: in this guy's coconut. Well you can, you can if

805
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 1: you want. That's not going to solve the problem. Forty

806
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 1: hours in order to get forty hours every weekend. No, no, no,

807
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 1: that's not even total. I'm on this indoor volleyball team now,

808
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,799
Speaker 1: and it's it's taken up a lot of my extra time,

809
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 1: I don't know, extra times indoor volleyball. Yeah, and need

810
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:33,879
Speaker 1: some extra exercise and I don't want to be outdoors, right,

811
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 1: you're not look into a volleyball sounds great to me.

812
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 1: What's the team called the phoenix the Phoenixes? It's always

813
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:45,439
Speaker 1: about the Phoenixes. Well, they said name it and that's

814
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 1: my favorite name. Right, Okay, moving on, and this is

815
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 1: this is kind of important. Um, you officially can only

816
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:57,719
Speaker 1: be married to one person. But hold on, bullets in

817
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 1: the coconut. You can't keep extra lovers. But they must

818
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 1: be named if they want to have any if they

819
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:07,879
Speaker 1: want to share any of your your benefits. You need

820
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 1: to name your lovers. Write them down, Write them down.

821
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 1: I need names. I need so sec names. I like

822
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 1: that idea. I need security. I could name all my

823
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 1: lovers like I'll just walk and be like you your

824
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 1: your unicorn. Now that's so sweet, right, I'd like to

825
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:24,719
Speaker 1: name them by the color of the hair. You're just

826
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Speaker 1: going to name them all phoenix, aren't you. Yeah, you're

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Speaker 1: not understand. I get a question, and forgive me if

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Speaker 1: I'm the stupidest one in the room. Not possible. Thank

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Speaker 1: you Stevie for giving that. Bottom line. If the school,

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Speaker 1: it won't be the same anymore. Stevie is the encords

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Speaker 1: of this organization. I like that anyway, When why are

832
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Speaker 1: you doing this? Who sent you here? Who's trying to organize?

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Speaker 1: I feel the whole thing is fishier than like cast here,

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Speaker 1: that's who? And to me, the don say but he's

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Speaker 1: not going to be at his own meeting. That's exactly right,

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Speaker 1: because happened like this. He is currently in a CPR class.

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Speaker 1: What have you done? I gotta we want. We want

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00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:17,919
Speaker 1: getting certified in CPR in order to be the head

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Speaker 1: of this company. He needs more certification. We don't want

840
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 1: to give people CPS. You don't have to. The don

841
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:26,480
Speaker 1: is learning how to save all of your lives in

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00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 1: case you choke. Hey, how much you guys love It's

843
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:34,560
Speaker 1: the HI might be dumb, but that's the Heimlich maneuver.

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Speaker 1: Stevie put a sock in it. So wait a second.

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Speaker 1: Vigen Z is getting He's gonna know how to start

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Speaker 1: my heart again with the CPN Just kidding you fucking idiots.

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00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:53,520
Speaker 1: Hated to be the thing the whole fucking time. Don't

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Speaker 1: be happy if I got guns pointed to O that

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Speaker 1: Charlie Parker was a bullshit that but I was nervous.

850
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Speaker 1: I was making it up on the spot. Who what

851
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Speaker 1: about rival guys, Yeah, give it up the top. We were, well,

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00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:20,920
Speaker 1: this is gonna be gonna in a gunfight for Shure. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got my boys out and I say this though

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Speaker 1: without that mustache, you are unrecognized. Is that Tevie, You're

855
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Speaker 1: You're onto something. Honestly, I feel like I'm the only

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00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:34,600
Speaker 1: one that got ripped a part in this circle of friends,

857
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Speaker 1: and now we're gonna get shot killed. What a second,

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Speaker 1: I ask, let me ask an obvious question. Perhaps so

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Speaker 1: the Chenz Donvinz obviously he's out. Well we've got him

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00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:47,760
Speaker 1: tied up. Yeah, sure, so maybe we reorganize with your side.

861
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:50,279
Speaker 1: I mean, we'll be okay with that. You don't mind

862
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:52,920
Speaker 1: expanding your operation. Hey, I have a good idea of

863
00:55:53,000 --> 00:56:03,719
Speaker 1: a name. Listen, you call yourselves whatever you want. Phoenixes

864
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:07,120
Speaker 1: were all behind. Uh if you want, what's the current

865
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Speaker 1: name of your gang? Of our gang? Yeah, the little

866
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 1: the Little Boy Boys, the Little Boy Boy maybe, well

867
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Speaker 1: you don't see him coming. I mean, I mean it's

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Speaker 1: pretty damn that's the namblest name I've ever heard. I

869
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Speaker 1: don't know what that means. Okay, Well, you gotta confuse

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Speaker 1: things with your theater training. Uh, I think when you

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00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:30,799
Speaker 1: consider the Phoenixes, I mean, look, we're gonna bring in

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00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:34,920
Speaker 1: five of us. I mean, you know, it's it's just

873
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:37,480
Speaker 1: wondering is someone getting killed or I might not invite it.

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Speaker 1: We'll go. We're gonna get your bigger kitchen. I understand,

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00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:41,719
Speaker 1: tom Tommy two guns? Am I wrong? You guys got

876
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 1: like a like we got the whole thing. We have

877
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:49,279
Speaker 1: Viking ranges, the whole thing. Man. Is there any of

878
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,920
Speaker 1: the HS stuff that was real? Yes, a couple of

879
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:54,640
Speaker 1: that was real, A couple of that families, it's for

880
00:56:54,719 --> 00:56:58,799
Speaker 1: all the families. Yeah. With the dental stuff that's real.

881
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 1: That's real, that's real. I want to call my therapist.

882
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:09,600
Speaker 1: That's good stuff. Thank you, thank you. So either we're

883
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 1: gonna kill each other now or we're gonna join. I

884
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:17,800
Speaker 1: feel like forces. Can we take Stevie for no other

885
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:20,960
Speaker 1: reason than to have like a human shield in a situation? Yeah,

886
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 1: and I bring a lot more to the table. I'd

887
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:28,200
Speaker 1: like to come along, all right, I think, uh, I

888
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 1: think we can make this work if if, if, maybe

889
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Speaker 1: we all go to those classes, which ones, those weekend

890
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Speaker 1: classes I was talking about. But it's about it's about,

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00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 1: you know, unity and bonding. A lot of a lot

892
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:45,520
Speaker 1: of improv exercises and whatnot. Do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Give us an example of an improv ex sure, Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you guys see this right here, I'm holding a

895
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Speaker 1: red ball, right, you gotend? Okay, so I'm gonna throw this.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna toss this bridgie. I'm gonnass this red ball

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Speaker 1: to you. You just say thank you read but all right?

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Speaker 1: Okay and Tommy two guns walked out alone. Thank you

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