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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is important a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what's the most important,

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Speaker 1: bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.

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Speaker 2: This is important. I don't want to take a sip

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Speaker 2: of ass juice, dude, I'm gonna go get a fucking

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Speaker 2: towel or something. Honey, Maybe just go take your morning poopoo.

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Speaker 2: You'll be fine. I have a kookie dick and Kyle's

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Speaker 2: just juicy. Buckle up.

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Speaker 3: I wanted to feel like a fucking Pantera concert in here.

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Speaker 2: What does that mean because I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Probably just like maybe some dudes will show us their tits.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so much.

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Speaker 4: It's finally Hey whoa, Oh.

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Speaker 2: My god, Isaac. We wishes for you. We wish you

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Speaker 2: Jnster nipples. The boats are huge. Look at the crossroads

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Speaker 2: and most sage guys, I thank you, multi get to

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Speaker 2: Coming were a little like coming out.

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Speaker 5: We were in an argument with management because we did

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Speaker 5: have a lot of buzzballs to throw out in the crowd.

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Speaker 2: We were told we couldn't. We were told we could

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Speaker 2: not throw them out.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, hey, and that's you guys.

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Speaker 2: That's you guys booing the management. That is not us.

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Speaker 2: That is not us.

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Speaker 1: Although it was knockdown drag out, it was not down

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Speaker 1: drag out.

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Speaker 5: But we respect the management and it's up to you

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Speaker 5: guys to boost head management.

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Speaker 2: Because we because we wouldn't do that.

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Speaker 5: We would I wouldn't do that, would you? Because I

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Speaker 5: am respectful of where we perform. And they also cut

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Speaker 5: the checks.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, but also if you got to cut the ship.

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Speaker 5: But also if you guys were to say, fuck you,

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Speaker 5: we want the buzz balls what.

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Speaker 2: Saying it? And I don't. I'm not saying I agree

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Speaker 2: with it.

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Speaker 6: Or not.

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Speaker 2: Balls balls bus And honestly, we can't do anything about

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Speaker 2: We don't mean to raw you guys, uh, but we

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Speaker 2: can't do.

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Speaker 1: What I do love though, is that Hopefully next time

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Speaker 1: Pantera performs, they're like, hey, man, we want to see

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Speaker 1: you guys react like it's I I.

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Speaker 2: Show and start saying, yeah, I don't think they're performing

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Speaker 2: a lot lately already. Hey maybe tonight.

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Speaker 1: Oh fud what that that's just your computer though, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's just your computer.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but yo, this is cowboy. Come on now, we'll

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Speaker 7: turn it up in the monitor so I can fu

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Speaker 7: the hair.

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Speaker 2: Turn it up the monitors, let swet the hair back

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Speaker 2: and forth. Oh dad, we got the bangers. We got

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Speaker 2: the bankers, we got the bangers. We got a banger.

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, you got.

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Speaker 7: The real banger.

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Speaker 8: Oh dude, yep, yeah, the dad at the concert who's like,

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Speaker 8: your neck's gonna hurt in the morning.

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Speaker 1: So you know, if we we can be traffic if

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Speaker 1: we go now, yeah, there's like I just broke just

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Speaker 1: from that, I broke a sweat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there was actually sweating a lot from that. Dude.

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Speaker 5: I'm pretty up close and I'm seeing some titty.

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Speaker 2: Sweats under tilly sweat. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Oh bs, No, dude, you're you're I can tell it's

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Speaker 5: not coming through the shirt, but I.

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Speaker 2: Know those titties are well yeah, well I just said

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Speaker 2: it was no, I will one have a bangover tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: What is a bangover? A bangover? Like that doesn't know

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Speaker 2: what a bangover is. I think a lot of.

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Speaker 5: People are saying it, but they're like yeah, and then

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Speaker 5: now they're they're deducing.

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Speaker 2: It's like you have your head banging and and it's

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Speaker 2: your hangover, but no, really, finger finger banging.

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Speaker 3: It is no, no, no, no, no, it is it's

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Speaker 3: from head banging. And then the next morning you're like

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Speaker 3: you cannot move your.

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Speaker 2: Neck, right, dude? Do you remember you've had a lot

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Speaker 2: of bangovers?

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Speaker 5: I remember finger banging bang Okay, now it's on the

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Speaker 5: podcast Forever a Wangover.

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Speaker 2: I remember the first bangover we had. It was after

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Speaker 2: Wait We Me and you remember you Want It? You tell?

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Speaker 2: It was when Andrew w K album came out.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So you're not saying your finger bang like in

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Speaker 5: the asshole.

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Speaker 2: I'm not saying that I didn't.

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Speaker 7: I'm just saying that Andrew dum the K was out

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Speaker 7: and it was on repeat.

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Speaker 2: I was still schwitzing broy. Hey, what a grab? So

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Speaker 2: who else is? Pantera? Obviously is from Dallas? Who else

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Speaker 2: is from Dallas? You heard it her first?

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Speaker 9: No, Macklemore is from Seattle.

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Speaker 2: We covered that, Yeah you got Hey. By the way,

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Speaker 2: post she's staying posty. Yeah. Oh post Malone?

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Speaker 5: All right, that's right yo, I will say that. By

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Speaker 5: the way, I love post Malone. I think he's cool.

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Speaker 2: People stop.

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Speaker 5: I've had people stop me at restaurants and be like, hey,

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Speaker 5: do you know post Malone? And I go, no, why

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Speaker 5: would I know post Malone? And they go just figuring

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Speaker 5: maybe you might run in the same circles.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you do run.

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Speaker 5: You run in a lot of circles, and I'm like, no,

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Speaker 5: I don't run in post malone circle.

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Speaker 2: I'm not that fucking cool. I don't have tattoos on

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Speaker 2: my eyeballs. No, it's always tired, Yeah, I always. I'm

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Speaker 2: actually not tired that often.

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Speaker 5: I'm on a lot of uppers most of the time,

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Speaker 5: right right, right, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Very caffeinated. Always. I'm zipping always.

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Speaker 3: Your tattoos are on your eyelids, and it says, just

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Speaker 3: tap me, awake, please tap me.

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Speaker 5: No, it's it's on my eyelands because you never see

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Speaker 5: them exactly.

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Speaker 3: I'm so hot, Kyle. Yeah, Kyle, take take your shirt off.

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Speaker 3: If you're really hot, what the hell are you doing?

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Speaker 10: You're fucking disaster, my guy.

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Speaker 7: I just feel like, I just feel like I need

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Speaker 7: to get cozy real quick because I'm hot as fuck.

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Speaker 7: Like a little bit of head banging fucked me up, dude,

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Speaker 7: what the fuck is happening to me?

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Speaker 2: And this is why I love Kyle. This is why,

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Speaker 2: this is why I love Kyle.

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Speaker 5: Uh more than you guys, because okay, because Kyle is

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Speaker 5: out of shape still, man, you're still shape, but you're

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Speaker 5: the most in shape i've seen you in years. Take

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Speaker 5: it comfort, bull, but you're not afraid to just like

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Speaker 5: let it all flop out, dude.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I love it.

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Speaker 1: By the way, this this person right here just they

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Speaker 1: heard you slap the belly and they crane their neck

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Speaker 1: over that speaker to be like, what's going on there?

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Speaker 5: I have to, hey, take a little walk about, show

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Speaker 5: the crowd get on.

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Speaker 2: You want me to do that?

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Speaker 8: People in the front, and please don't show them you're back.

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Speaker 2: Don't know how I feel about it. I'm sounding taken

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Speaker 2: over here. Made me show the tattoos. Oh yeah, check

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Speaker 2: it out up.

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Speaker 5: So Kyle talking about this on the podcast before. But

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Speaker 5: Kyle at one point goes, I'm gonna write all the

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Speaker 5: things that are important to me and put them, write

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Speaker 5: a bunch of sentences, put them, jumble them up, and

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Speaker 5: put them on my back.

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Speaker 9: We're all like, that's a dumb tattoo.

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Speaker 2: I heard I heard a great idea which he said dumb.

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Speaker 2: I heard Grant it seems dumb.

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Speaker 5: And then when that comes out of my mouth that

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Speaker 5: means great for Kyle.

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Speaker 2: Because it's confusing.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and then you got it all tattooed on you

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Speaker 5: and I'm like, well, what are the sentences, and then

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Speaker 5: you go, I don't remember.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that was the book.

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Speaker 7: That's the most bummer thing about this tattoo is I

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Speaker 7: didn't keep the piece of paper with the sentences.

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Speaker 2: And there's and there's it says hummus. Yeah, there's a word.

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Speaker 2: It says hummus on his back. Well, hummus.

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Speaker 7: I got hummus because it's got I got humans on

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Speaker 2: There's there was a sentence that I wrote. There was

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Speaker 2: about human Let me read some of these words. There's

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Speaker 2: a there's a Kyle, what's up, bro? Why you stick

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Speaker 2: your finger in my ear? Bro? Let me get in here?

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Speaker 2: What do you do? Let me get in here. I

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Speaker 2: gotta see it all. I gotta see it all. Do

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Speaker 2: you feel a hot? I am? You're fucking scorched. I

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Speaker 2: think I might be sick or something. I don't know

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Speaker 2: if I agree. Quick movie.

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Speaker 5: So it says friends, he said I always wizard.

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Speaker 2: Regret.

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Speaker 5: Regret is bolded and underlined.

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Speaker 2: Right, dude, he has cry written on him.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Kryle, he got family, Kyle.

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Speaker 2: It says Kyle. I think I just said that. That's bullshit.

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Speaker 5: Family it to me. The mom women beer past essential

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Speaker 5: die with an exclamation point.

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Speaker 2: Humans. See that's the humans. So the humans. You're at

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Speaker 2: the humans right now? What does it look like? Wait?

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Speaker 2: Wait no, I said humans, it's hummus, dude.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but there's another one that says humans that looks

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Speaker 7: like a hummus, and.

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Speaker 2: That's humans is over here. So that's why I got

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Speaker 2: the hummus.

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Speaker 7: Because everybody still it's like, you got hummus tattooed on

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Speaker 7: your back. I'm like, no, that says humans, you dumb ass.

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Speaker 7: Hummus is over here, and it.

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Speaker 5: Seems like you got a better tattoo artist to write hummus.

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Speaker 2: I did that was I didn't do it?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 2: You were with me because it's been two sittings. The

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Speaker 2: second one, why did your shoes come off? I'm hot, dude,

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Speaker 2: I gotta take off my socks. I haven't done that yet.

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Speaker 1: And by the way, there's also like you can't see

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Speaker 1: it in the back, a couple of flies.

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Speaker 7: Bro, something happened, something was triggered. I'm so I apologized.

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Speaker 7: It's early apology for.

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Speaker 2: This, he wrote.

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Speaker 5: He tattooed n w O on his body.

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Speaker 2: Give me some, give me some sweets out there.

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Speaker 5: Come on, he wrote, confuses a weird one insane.

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Speaker 2: That's a good one. Jillian. Well, that's I got Jillian.

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Speaker 2: I got Jillian in the same sitting as hummus a

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Speaker 2: right to be fair.

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Speaker 1: You thought you thought Jillian was an amount of money

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Speaker 1: that you were gonna I'm gonna chill.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, sir, Thank you, sir.

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Speaker 1: Hey, would you guys if we made a T shirt

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Speaker 1: that had just that screenprinted on the back, would you

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Speaker 1: buy that?

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Speaker 2: That's kind of tight? Okay, Well, I'm gonna tell our

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Speaker 2: manager to take care of it and.

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Speaker 5: You'll never see it, and then we'll never be able

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Speaker 5: to see that.

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Speaker 2: Yes, He'll just do that. Do you think you'll ever

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Speaker 2: add to it? Carl maybe? Are you okay? I'm tripping dude.

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Speaker 2: If you die tonight.

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Speaker 1: And we're just laughing as you are in cardiac arrests,

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Speaker 1: that's hilarious.

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Speaker 2: It is. This is the funniest way to go.

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Speaker 5: That will be the funniest way to go is you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just waiting for the other one.

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Speaker 7: I'm hoping I'm cooling down after I take down one

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Speaker 5: Pretend like I'm not here water trash for the amount

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Speaker 5: I know that you recently lost like fifty pounds.

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Speaker 2: Dude, there is a bigger gahage band. That's a lot.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so that that skin is drooping in weird and

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Speaker 2: And it's gonna settle. Yeah, it's gonna settle. And he

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Speaker 2: looks great. Dude. I'm gonna go get a fucking towel

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Speaker 2: or something?

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Speaker 1: Is it?

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Speaker 2: Can you bring me like a towel or a T

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Speaker 5: Please take your shirt off and give it to Kyle

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Speaker 5: and have him discrub his body.

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Speaker 2: Yeah something, man, This is the way, dude.

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Speaker 3: Are we allowed to talk about what happened to me

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Speaker 2: I don't think I know what happened that what happens.

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Speaker 3: So you know, we're we're on a tour, we're staying

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Speaker 5: What the full that is fucked up at the guys. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Your right I'm not going to ruin that. I'm not

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Speaker 2: going to ruin your present, dude. So before we're sitting

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Speaker 2: in front and center, they want your musk. Oh you

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Speaker 2: want me to do it and then you get it back. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's funny. Gross, They're gonna give it to you later.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Oh it's a shirt that says big check hand,

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Speaker 5: So if people don't know, this is where Kyle one

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Speaker 5: time when he tried to fight me and and lost,

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Speaker 5: he kept saying, Uh, you're lucky I didn't hit you

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Speaker 2: Big check hands. Dude. He was like blackout drunk. He's like, oh, I.

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Speaker 5: Would have he like swang, but this, like the swings

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Speaker 2: Yeah, not a good fighter, Kyle.

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Speaker 1: I think putting it on your back between the like

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Speaker 2: There there, Yeah, you're good. There you go, anything right

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Speaker 3: Okay, So my story was that sweating before the show

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Speaker 2: I was freaking jay owen bro Okay. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Well the thing we've learned on on tour is you

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Speaker 2: Because we were in Salt Lake City and it just

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Speaker 5: The Mormons were like, not here through through us for

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Speaker 5: a loop. Okay, okay, so we're away from our loving

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Speaker 2: Hours a day.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, wait, time to see what the internet's up to.

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Speaker 2: And so you were okay, So you were okay.

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Speaker 1: Then he goes to the gym and just puts his

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Speaker 2: This was post gym. This is how I come down.

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Speaker 5: Brother, That's not how you come I notice you're in

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Speaker 5: the gym together, and you left like with like a

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Speaker 2: All right, Oh, I.

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Speaker 5: Figured we kind of be here the same amount of time,

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Speaker 2: And you're like, I gotta go. Good, see you I'm

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Speaker 1: So so go ahead and finish your story all these people.

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Speaker 3: It's around like five thirty, so it's like prime jo time, right.

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Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, hell moon has just risen and that's the

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Speaker 2: honest part of the day. You got to relax, and

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Speaker 2: you know, I'm just like kind of like standing. No.

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Speaker 2: I was like the kind of like this on the bed, right,

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Speaker 7: I gotta peak over the monitor series do it at

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Speaker 5: But here's the kicker and hey, ladies down front, it's

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Speaker 3: Here's here's where it's a word to the wise. I

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Speaker 3: was doing it with headphones off, all right, And these

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Speaker 5: These are ray J headphones, known for maybe one of

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Speaker 2: It takes two Kim fantastic, ray J, great tick. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I got one. You were with us? Hey, thank you, Isaac?

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Speaker 2: Why rub him down? What are you doing so blake?

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Speaker 2: Let meet this envision on your back? Headphones are on.

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Speaker 2: But I'm kind of here. I got the Raycon noise cancelers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I'm kind of like with my folks, well,

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Speaker 3: I'm obviously touching myself.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how close, Blake, And how do you do that? No? No, yeah,

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Speaker 2: at what point does this become unfunny? Let's figure that.

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Speaker 2: I so one of my hands is out here, I'm

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Speaker 2: squashing my ship dog as one does this. Dude is

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Speaker 2: just like I treat my dick like a stress ball. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: my dick is.

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Speaker 3: Like one of those you know those things you squeeze

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Speaker 3: him in the eyes go and the years ago.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, my dick does that. Sure, I believe that.

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Speaker 2: I believe that. Well, I noticed that is cooky.

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Speaker 3: I definitely have the Blake stick has personality. Say, I

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Speaker 3: definitely have the kookiest dick of our friends, wouldn't you agree?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: You tell me, yes, I believe it. I believe that.

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Speaker 11: So I noticed, like, Blake's dick looks like it's seen

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'll give you points for that.

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Speaker 3: Well, I noticed that I noticed that the light like

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and then fucking the maid like popped in

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Speaker 7: Like, today, really today, Well you didn't sayin next to

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Speaker 3: Well, my immediate thought was like, does this happen to

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Speaker 2: A lot? That was your immediate thought. Yeah, yeah, right,

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Speaker 2: like covering yourself. It wasn't.

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Speaker 12: Come back later. It was excuse this happened to my bros.

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Speaker 12: A lot he's squashing, remember he is if this just

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Speaker 12: happened to my bros. Yeah, first thought maybe would be

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Speaker 12: stop squashing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was actually like the interaction was super chill.

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Speaker 2: Actually, I imagine this is something they see.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that was my second thought. I'm like, how

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Speaker 3: often did the bros get caught? And then she must

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Speaker 3: this must happen.

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Speaker 2: So what was it? Did she?

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Speaker 5: Because I've had both, I've also had been in the situation.

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Speaker 2: I've also been in this came in.

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Speaker 9: Oh dude, maybe a half dozen play Yeah.

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Speaker 2: During you just being in a compromising position, like but.

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Speaker 5: Having sex and and but that was maybe one time

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Speaker 5: and six other times?

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Speaker 2: Is me j owen? So uh, but I don't relax

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Speaker 5: I'm like practicing calisthenics, so I'm trying to hang from things. Wow, No,

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Speaker 5: but no, I understand what you're saying, because sometimes they're.

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Speaker 2: Like, oh, sorry, I'll come back later.

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Speaker 9: And other times they're like okay, so when do you

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Speaker 5: Back chilling, they're like already scrubbing and they're like, wish

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Speaker 5: I didn't have to, but.

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Speaker 2: You noticed me start to do a Mexican accent and

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Speaker 5: I was like, I don't know, maybe and then I

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Speaker 2: Maybe just come back later. Her name is Jeff just

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Speaker 2: a white boy. You went to middle school with Hey toilets?

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Speaker 2: You good bro? You need more towels? Dude? You good bro?

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Speaker 2: You done? Jay owen? Or you're gonna need one more towel? Interest? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: how about I just hit the bathroom you can continue. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: what's what's up with the hub? You've been away from

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Speaker 2: the hub. It was casual, though, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I was kind of there and then I kind of

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Speaker 3: like I kind of side eyed, and she was like, okay,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna dip. Yeah right, and I just like and

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Speaker 2: Like she was like, oh, you had like a double dubie. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Hey about what happened in there? She like gave you

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Speaker 2: a water, like you need to hydrate?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 2: You good, bro? You want the rest of this? Dude's

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Speaker 5: Have you ever been walking through a hotel hallway and

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Speaker 5: you see some like French fries that look pretty untouched

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Speaker 5: and you're like, let me get one I have until

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Speaker 5: I've heard your answers. Hey, hey, shut up, it's not

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Speaker 2: Uh No, I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: Dude, dog, because I know that these are usually like

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Speaker 1: a midnight to later night order for me, and then

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Speaker 1: they sit in my room.

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Speaker 2: For eight hours before I put them out.

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Speaker 5: Oh see, I don't I get I'm like, let's get

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Speaker 5: the stink out of here.

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Speaker 2: I like to It gives you good dreams, though, do

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Speaker 2: you when you have food smells in your bed?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 7: I find that good dreams when food smells up?

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Speaker 2: You didn't know? Oh yeah, that's.

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Speaker 5: Disgusted discussing strangers?

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Speaker 2: Have you not? Have you never done that? Blake? What's

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Speaker 2: you calling? Right? That's your name? Is it Black? Jake

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Speaker 2: and no, I have never done that. Neither bullshit. I'm

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Speaker 2: just bullshit on you. This guy is sneaking fries.

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Speaker 5: I'm just saying you guys answered the way you answered,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm starving. No, but I have eaten a full

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Speaker 1: Sure if you see the little like toothpick still in it, good.

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Speaker 3: To go, I'm saying, okay, just to COVID started with me,

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Speaker 3: I'm the wuhan bat.

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Speaker 2: Your patient zero. Yeah, I love that. Okay, but you

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Speaker 2: are hello wet like a what like a market, like

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Speaker 2: like a wet wet Kyle's wet. I'm wet. I'll go over.

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Speaker 2: I'm almost I'm almost like regulated.

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Speaker 3: I have a kookie dick and Kyle's just juicy.

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Speaker 2: My dick is juicy. No, just your body is bro you.

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Speaker 7: I thought you said you have a kookie dick and okay.

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00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:23,280
Speaker 2: An impression of one of my first stand up bits.

444
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:27,439
Speaker 3: Yes, Adam, Adam, do you want to do your bid

445
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,639
Speaker 3: or I don't even remember the bit?

446
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:36,880
Speaker 2: Fully you do it? Can you do my all? Right?

447
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,720
Speaker 2: Yes you could do it? Can I have a.

448
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:46,000
Speaker 3: Microphone or you'd be like, okay, okay, everybody see like uh.

449
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:50,360
Speaker 5: But like Blake hey, but also hey, dude, you're you're

450
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,600
Speaker 5: me and also command the stage a little better.

451
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 3: Look I'm you Okay, this is cool.

452
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:02,320
Speaker 2: You look like a skater. Big touch my dick when

453
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 2: I did stand up about it? Actually, Adam, you do

454
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 2: you always have. I don't know, it's a nervous tick more.

455
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:16,399
Speaker 5: Adam's like, no, dude, if anything, I'm like, I'm like,

456
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:19,520
Speaker 5: this is something.

457
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 1: Impression of himself is so good.

458
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 2: Impression Yeah, okay, if anything. That's how many you know

459
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 2: how Adam walks to stage from over there?

460
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:34,640
Speaker 1: It's like this, He was like this, this is Adam.

461
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 2: Sage.

462
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:40,120
Speaker 7: Ready yeah, ready, here comes Adam Covid on stage.

463
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 2: That's true. That is true. Actual, that guys, true, that

464
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:50,240
Speaker 2: is true.

465
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 5: That guy seems pretty fun. I'd party with that Gunyah.

466
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:59,159
Speaker 5: Now I know why your body is falling apart. I

467
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 5: am hurting lot of things shifted and popped on doing

468
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:02,720
Speaker 5: those twinkle toes.

469
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 2: I just did.

470
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:07,280
Speaker 9: My hip just fell out of joint, right.

471
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 2: My hip flopped out? Okay, okay, so girls, all right.

472
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 3: So how many you have noticed these girls wearing these

473
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 3: pants with juicy written across there?

474
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:24,159
Speaker 2: But yeah, right here, bro, right, I've I have, I have.

475
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,159
Speaker 5: By the way, this is two thousand and four, so

476
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 5: this is this is a while ago.

477
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:34,439
Speaker 3: But yeah, their ass is juicy.

478
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,119
Speaker 2: Way you look at the corona, you go, damn, that

479
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,240
Speaker 2: ass has a lot of juice in it. Did you

480
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:41,959
Speaker 2: say that? Yeah? I think so. Do you say that? Yeah?

481
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:44,760
Speaker 3: You're like, I see that girl's ass, and I want

482
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Speaker 3: to take a sip of.

483
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 2: Some trump a cannot It was the opposite. You don't

484
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,160
Speaker 2: want your ass to be filled with juice. I don't

485
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:53,520
Speaker 2: look at.

486
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 1: You don't look at someone's ass and think I want

487
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Speaker 1: to take a sip of it.

488
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 2: That's a pretty good Which is weird because I feel

489
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 2: like when you look at us, you do want to

490
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 2: take a sip. I don't want to take a sip

491
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,840
Speaker 2: of the ass. That's the whole points.

492
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,000
Speaker 7: You don't want to take a sip of As he said,

493
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 7: I think that's the whole point.

494
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:14,440
Speaker 2: This is his premise. That was my premise.

495
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, my premise was you who has who drinks juice

496
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:21,520
Speaker 5: from an You don't look at a dick and go girthy, girthy.

497
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 2: That's that's the first part.

498
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but then memory you go back, who takes

499
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 3: a sip of ass juice and you go, ugh pulpy.

500
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:33,160
Speaker 2: Right, that always got me. It's a really good joke.

501
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,480
Speaker 5: Sorry, I didn't do it great, and I also wish

502
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 5: I kind of remembered it, but I've smoked those brain

503
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 5: cells away good.

504
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,679
Speaker 3: I did it really bad, and I apologie, and that

505
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 3: will be my take back later.

506
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,399
Speaker 5: I did that joke on Life at Gotham, which was

507
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:51,439
Speaker 5: a Comedy Central standard special for new new faces in

508
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:52,880
Speaker 5: the early aughts.

509
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 2: And for you guys in the audience, Comedy Central used

510
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 2: to be this channel. Hot hot. Hot channels were a

511
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:00,959
Speaker 2: thing on a thing called television. Have any of you

512
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 2: seen the show Workaholics before?

513
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:08,440
Speaker 5: So it was on one of these old timy channels, dude,

514
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 5: it was on one of these old timy channels.

515
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 2: Stude.

516
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:11,920
Speaker 9: I forget.

517
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:14,160
Speaker 2: I forget. Someone was talking about a show.

518
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 5: And it's when I was shooting Gemstones last season, before

519
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 5: the striking all the bullshit and.

520
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 2: Gemstones, and I was hanging out with all the like little.

521
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:27,359
Speaker 5: Young pas and these kids were like talking about some

522
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 5: show and I go, what channel is it on?

523
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 2: And they go, what channel? Your oldest fuck dude? And

524
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 2: I'm like what and they go channel.

525
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:43,879
Speaker 1: Dude, channels are for fucking freight boats and ship shut up.

526
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:49,880
Speaker 5: And I was like so offended that I but real talk,

527
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 5: I guess I'm just oldest ship. Now was my birthday

528
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 5: last week? It was oldest ship?

529
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:02,880
Speaker 2: Yes, this is hey, everybody be burnt.

530
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:17,960
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, and realistically, dude, this is a vodka red bull.

531
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 2: Oh what the fuck? What now? Go right? Go right

532
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 2: in the juicy bit? Yeah, come down? What you said? Wow,

533
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:40,959
Speaker 2: Adam's about to Are you cross eyed? Mate? A little bit?

534
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 2: I'm like, legit, worried your heart.

535
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 3: Adam has this look in his eyes I've never seen

536
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 3: before look at him, and.

537
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 2: That's when he starts to sweat. So I tell it's no,

538
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 2: I feel great.

539
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 5: And what's great about me is if you just drink

540
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 5: what's good about me you and my heart? If you

541
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 5: drink red bulls continuously and never stop, a lot of

542
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 5: people in their forties slowed down with those, right. I

543
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 5: never did, so, so I think my heart is built

544
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 5: for speed and I'm gonna live forever.

545
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 2: Like literally, He's That's how I feel.

546
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 3: By the way, how does how does everybody feel about

547
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 3: Adam's mustache?

548
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 5: Cuz well, see if you notice I get in a lot,

549
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 5: thank you, and also killer stash. I'm getting a lot

550
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 5: of applause from the first few rows, and then.

551
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 2: Up top people are like, what mustach? Right? Right? Right?

552
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 2: Because I had some friends last night.

553
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,719
Speaker 5: We were in San Jose and and my friends were

554
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 5: towards the back and they were like.

555
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 2: Dude, I did not know you actually had a mustache.

556
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 5: That's hard to see it and it was pretty I

557
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 5: was pretty offended by that.

558
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 2: But it is. It's coming in. It's not coming in white.

559
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 2: Like a lot of people are thinking.

560
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 1: I'm over white, I'm over all things whitey, okay.

561
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 5: Because you're your facial hair, your skin color, but everything, Yeah,

562
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 5: that makes.

563
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 1: Sense people paper lobster meat lies, Yeah, everything white lobster meat,

564
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 1: lobster meats.

565
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 2: People call it white lobster meat. It's the white meat.

566
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 2: Is lobster meat, right, well, I think isn't pork though, Yeah,

567
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 2: blake lobster meat as well, I do.

568
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 5: Well, did you come from a family of wealth that

569
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 5: you're eating lobster meat so often that you're you call

570
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 5: that the other white meat?

571
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 2: My poor ass family, My poor ass family is calling

572
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 2: pork the other white meat. See that's what I thought too. Yeah, okay, yeah. Yeah.

573
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 1: My nickname in high school was the other white Meat

574
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 1: because there was one dude.

575
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 2: Angry at some points for that. Okay, yes, well I

576
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,120
Speaker 2: always This is.

577
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 3: A legit question I've had for years is if you

578
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:55,960
Speaker 3: only ate lobster meat, would you shit white?

579
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 2: Wait? This is your question you've had for years when

580
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 2: we've never heard. He saved it for you.

581
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 5: Dallas, by the way, A quick question because I don't

582
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 5: believe Blake. Quick question. Is it Grand Prairie or Dallas?

583
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 2: What do you rep? Dallas? Up there? So is it?

584
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 9: Hey, let's cheer if it's Grand Prairie, Grand.

585
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 2: Prairie Okay, Dallas? Okay, Houston? Hey, is it not.

586
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 5: So now that Houston didn't win, but for me, Grand

587
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 5: Prairie might have walked.

588
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, this one's not for points. We're like peased stamp. Yes, sorry,

589
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 2: I said it's not for points. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

590
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 2: So answer my question, would your ship be white? I

591
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 2: think I think the answer I'm going I'm gonna say

592
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 2: the answer is yes, if you only ate lobster me

593
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 2: and water, you know, and milk. Okay, yeah, yeah, you

594
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 2: have milk that's coming out white. All I'll say is

595
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:16,479
Speaker 2: that if your ship is white. It's gonna be one

596
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 2: of your last ships. Yeah.

597
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 5: I feel like a white walker has just touched you, right,

598
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 5: and you've just been touched by a Game of Thrones

599
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:31,239
Speaker 5: white walker. And then the ship just comes down a

600
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 5: white icicle and you're dead.

601
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 2: Honey, I'm pooping white. I think we should say all

602
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 2: the things we never said, Sweetheart. I just took a

603
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 2: big old white ship and I love you. You looked

604
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 2: out of the toilet and you're like, wait, where is

605
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 2: where is it? The fuck?

606
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 3: It's like when the It's like when the predator has

607
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 3: the camouflage ship.

608
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 2: It's exactly that. You need heat vision to see your ship.

609
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 2: Bring my heat vision goggles in here. She's like, oh,

610
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 2: are you looking at how hot your ship is? Again?

611
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 2: How do you This is a matter of life and death.

612
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 2: I need the goggles, babe. That's what I'm afraid of.

613
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 2: It's not hot, it's frozen. It's ice cold.

614
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:25,120
Speaker 3: Winter is coming, and so am I.

615
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 5: I will say that, since we're on the topic of diarrhea,

616
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 5: which is weird for us, I will say that the

617
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 5: day that I had the uh rotisserie.

618
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 2: String come out of my asshole, diarrhea, and you know.

619
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Speaker 5: Some people listen to podcasts, and other people are fans

620
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 5: who workaholics, and so they don't really know. But one day,

621
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 5: maybe six months or so ago, I took a ship.

622
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Speaker 9: In a eight inch long.

623
00:33:54,000 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 5: Rotisserie chicken string came out of my asshole. Super scary

624
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 5: because well, and I'm like, how fast am I eating

625
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 5: rochestrey chickens that I don't notice that I'm meaning.

626
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:14,279
Speaker 2: Adult chicken string? And also what's happening? What's coming out

627
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 2: of my body? I was like, is this in? Is

628
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 2: you know? You hear that there's like like Amieba's inside

629
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 2: of people's bodies. Yeah.

630
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:25,279
Speaker 5: And you see like those videos of like wildlife like

631
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:28,280
Speaker 5: bears and they have the like what are the closes

632
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,360
Speaker 5: and it's like thirteen feet long and they're just like

633
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 5: rummaging through trash and you're.

634
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,720
Speaker 2: Like, am I a trash eating bear? I'm getting harder

635
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:42,239
Speaker 2: ahead and turns out, But there was a moment there

636
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 2: and that I was like, I'm I'm gonna die. I'm

637
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:46,280
Speaker 2: just hyped.

638
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 3: You didn't like ship out a whole ass rib cage

639
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 3: or some ship like.

640
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 2: The chicken. Oh sure, yeah, I guess that too. I

641
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,240
Speaker 2: guess I had that concern I just kept it to myself.

642
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,880
Speaker 2: You didn't eat you didn't eat any bones? Right, this

643
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 2: wasn't as far as I know, No, he ate the bone.

644
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 2: Wait what commercial was it where it was like I

645
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:10,840
Speaker 2: ate the bone?

646
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 5: Yeah?

647
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 2: Is that? What was I I think it was boneless Like.

648
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 5: It must have been a boneless chicken commercial.

649
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,320
Speaker 2: Well, let's take ten minutes to just talk about it.

650
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,359
Speaker 2: It has to be a boneless something because the bones.

651
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 2: Did you guys know anybody who had a black toilet

652
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 2: growing up? Oh, I've had a black toilet in it?

653
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 9: Okay, I get there's a lot of money here in Dallas.

654
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 2: I heard a lot of like, oh.

655
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure, either a lot of money or a

656
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 5: lot of your friend's parents were coke dealers.

657
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 2: Because what was with that? The people who had a

658
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,840
Speaker 2: bathroom with the black toilet? For sure?

659
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 1: The walls were all merrors, yes, or they're all black?

660
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: Whoa either that or the mears?

661
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 2: Yes? Also, I don't get. I don't why. Well, I

662
00:35:56,480 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 2: feel like because don't see the ship exact a lot

663
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 2: of sense. Yeah, you don't see like any streaks on

664
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 2: it or anything like that.

665
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 5: There's nothing to Chloe. We just redid our bathroom. Sounds

666
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 5: like maybe we go all brown for this one.

667
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 8: Nice, that's a good idea.

668
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:15,799
Speaker 2: We went with like a blue blue theme. You know.

669
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,879
Speaker 9: No, the toilet's white, but everything's blue in there.

670
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 2: I think I prefer a dark bathroom. I actually prefer

671
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:26,239
Speaker 2: to take the lights down when I ship. I don't

672
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 2: know that. You do, you dirt like to blindfold myself.

673
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like a real sensual process, sensory deprivation.

674
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 2: Honey, wear my nipple plants. I need to poop. Yeah,

675
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 2: you know that it's not gonna happen if I don't.

676
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:45,239
Speaker 2: It's white. Hit them with the points. Yeah, you got

677
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:48,840
Speaker 2: a point. That's just that's just having fun in talking.

678
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,879
Speaker 2: You blindfold yourself when you take a ship? No, No,

679
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:56,959
Speaker 2: I don't actually do that, but I have been. I'm

680
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,319
Speaker 2: just saying I never if you're joking or not.

681
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 7: I have been on a schedule or right when I

682
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 7: wake up and it's it's dope because it's still dark

683
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 7: out and like.

684
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,880
Speaker 2: I just turn the lights down. It's like it's just

685
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:13,239
Speaker 2: like cool. I don't know it cares. Yeah, I don't

686
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 2: even know how I started talking about this.

687
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:19,240
Speaker 5: But also, Kyle, why are you getting up so fucking

688
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 5: early that you're getting up at like four am.

689
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 2: Dude, I pop up at like fucking five thirty.

690
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,320
Speaker 5: I don't know what that's just yea life is This

691
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 5: is what I have to look forward to.

692
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 2: This is when the demons start coming out. Yeah, this

693
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 2: is this is demons.

694
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 5: This is when Kyle just screams into his pillow for

695
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 5: fifteen minutes and shadow boxes in the corner and his

696
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,760
Speaker 5: wife is like, you're.

697
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:42,800
Speaker 8: Good, yeah, honey, maybe just go take your morning poopo.

698
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 2: You'll be fine. I already did. Thank you. Get out,

699
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:51,479
Speaker 2: get out? Are you talking to me or the ship?

700
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 2: Get out? Okay? Self points, I'll take them.

701
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 3: Yes, Hey, I need another freaking beer out here, Bud?

702
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:07,439
Speaker 2: You got your guys?

703
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 6: Ever do is this?

704
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 2: Do people find this move gross?

705
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 5: I know a lot of girls find this move gross,

706
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 5: but you guys find it gross?

707
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 2: Like where you take a little grease and then.

708
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,920
Speaker 1: Go like grease from your face and you like kill

709
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 1: Is that cool or is that gross?

710
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 2: Cool?

711
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 1: You?

712
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 9: But hey, hey, hey, okay, is it cool.

713
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 2: Or is it gross? Pretty? Even I would I would argue,

714
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 2: thank you, sir, it's not it's not cool. It's definitely not.

715
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 1: It's just it's just fine, Like it's not cool to

716
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 1: bla I remember the first time I saw Mike McCoy

717
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: do it in high school.

718
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 2: I was like, this is the coolest thing that you

719
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 2: can do. Work. Yeah, I got it. Works.

720
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 3: I've never seen anyone outside of you do it. I

721
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 3: think it might be some like Midwest ship.

722
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did it. It was a high school thing. Like,

723
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,399
Speaker 1: you have so much grease in your face. I think

724
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 1: Texas is trying to wrap it. Yeah, but in high

725
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 1: school you have so much grease in your face that

726
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,319
Speaker 1: you can just just take the head off of any

727
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 1: But what is it doing?

728
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,319
Speaker 2: What does the bubbles start?

729
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 5: So the dispating makes the bubbles dissipate faster, so you

730
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 5: can then pour the rest of your beer in your cup.

731
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 7: Why is the grease making the bubbles go away Fastence?

732
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 10: Science?

733
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 2: Oh right, it is because of its sciences. Science. Yeah. Yeah,

734
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 2: so that I did, and a lot of people respect

735
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,319
Speaker 2: a fuck we did. We didn't get into the lone

736
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:39,240
Speaker 2: stars of them whatever.

737
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right, is that a Texas wide beverage.

738
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,399
Speaker 2: I'm hearing I'm hearing a mess.

739
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 3: I think I think they were claiming, like shiner back

740
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 3: a little harder.

741
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:57,880
Speaker 1: Okay, so then let me take back the last thirty seconds.

742
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 2: I'm creaky. We didn't even know. I do love Dallas.

743
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 2: I always have a good time here. I was always

744
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:09,479
Speaker 2: jealous of.

745
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:12,799
Speaker 5: Texas because Texas, because you just watched the movies and

746
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 5: you watch the TV shows and you're like, name to

747
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:19,319
Speaker 5: it seems he's like, well, like Friday Night, like a yo, dude,

748
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:20,840
Speaker 5: I'm I'm.

749
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,319
Speaker 2: After the show Dallas.

750
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a guy on there named like Blake

751
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 3: Carrington or something bullshit.

752
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 5: And was he like a sexy dude or I never

753
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 5: watched This was like getting all juicy just to masturbate.

754
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 2: She was masturbating in a hotel room and a maid

755
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 2: came in and she's like, she's I'm just naming my son.

756
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,839
Speaker 1: Sorry, it's cool if you think about what you were

757
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: just saying.

758
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:56,560
Speaker 2: I'm just naming my son. She's just masturbating and not

759
00:40:56,560 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 2: pregnant or talking about my mother was named after So.

760
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:06,360
Speaker 5: I mean, no, I guess I want to name my

761
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:10,759
Speaker 5: son Danny Tanner right, Like I.

762
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 2: Really respect it. Your son of Dallas is what you're saying.

763
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:19,359
Speaker 2: I'm a son of Dallas. I am an honorary son

764
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:19,880
Speaker 2: of Dallas.

765
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 9: Would always seem so much fun. To like grow up here.

766
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 2: That's what I was gonna say.

767
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 5: It seems like because it's just wide open space, man.

768
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:30,800
Speaker 2: Big space. Probably a lot of dirt bikes out there,

769
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:34,360
Speaker 2: room right. It also not like a negative way. It

770
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 2: seems like suburbs.

771
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's definitely a pretty suburb.

772
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:38,840
Speaker 2: And I.

773
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 5: Grew up in an Omahona brasket felt very similar. We

774
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:49,359
Speaker 5: we we would do a lot of drinking in cornfields.

775
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,880
Speaker 2: Like a buddy of mine just post said, like we

776
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 2: used to go.

777
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 5: He was from Miami, and it's like, yeah, we used

778
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 5: to drink forty ounces of mad Dog on this mad

779
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 5: Dog forty forty on this beat in South Beach, And

780
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 5: I go, oh, I did the exact same thing, but

781
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:08,360
Speaker 5: in a shitty cornfield thirty minutes outside of Omaha.

782
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 2: Did you guys do barn parties? Dude? Fuck? Yeah? That interesting?

783
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 2: That's so sick. What's your guys record this season? Yeah?

784
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 2: I just don't pay attention to shut up, I just

785
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,799
Speaker 2: don't watch. But what's your guys record?

786
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 3: I actually remember we I've been to Dallas before. What's

787
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,320
Speaker 3: the really really really.

788
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 2: Rich neighborhood in Dallas Land Park? So you remember we

789
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 2: were out here with Teddy.

790
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 5: Anyone that has a black toilet lives.

791
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 7: These these properties were fucking massive, massive, And we were

792
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 7: just riding bikes through the neighborhood.

793
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:53,719
Speaker 3: And that long ago we were drinking pearl light. Do

794
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 3: you guys know about pearl lights?

795
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 2: And it wasn't we had the show we were doing workaholics.

796
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 1: When they guys are, why are you riding bikes through

797
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 1: Dallars we'll look at for kids. Well, no, we were

798
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 1: when I kidnapped for like a few weeks a few

799
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 1: years ago.

800
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 2: No, we were just like, let's go ride bikes through

801
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 2: the rich neighborhood. That'd be why were you in Dallas

802
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:14,719
Speaker 2: to visit?

803
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 1: Eddy did say that, like it's part of the tourism

804
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 1: board attractions.

805
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:23,359
Speaker 2: Okay, so through rich neighborhood.

806
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 7: Remember the cool statue of the horse and I climbed

807
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:27,760
Speaker 7: up on it and we pretending like we were riding

808
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:28,400
Speaker 7: the statue.

809
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:32,280
Speaker 2: That was fun, dude, It was cool because riding bikes.

810
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 2: I was so I was so.

811
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 3: Drunk that I was legit like throwing up as we

812
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 3: were riding.

813
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 2: I thought that was that.

814
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:41,880
Speaker 7: I remember we were riding bikes, puking, riding bikes, drinking,

815
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 7: riding bikes, puking, riding bikes, drinking.

816
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:47,399
Speaker 2: You you were part of this. So this is over

817
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 2: ten years ago. This is yes, sober, ten years ago,

818
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 2: you said a couple of years ago, just a couple

819
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 2: a couple's ten. I'm fucking ten years no drinking. So

820
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:59,080
Speaker 2: this is way before that, sober a couple of years.

821
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 2: I've been sober home ten years. Give it over, Kyle. Hey,

822
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:06,440
Speaker 2: when I'm getting it, you weren't.

823
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 5: Yes, Hey, let's all raise our beers up to Kyle.

824
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 7: How about a toast, an alcoholic toast for stopping drinking.

825
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:18,319
Speaker 5: Some of us got a note when to stop, and

826
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:19,720
Speaker 5: I haven't learned that lesson.

827
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,920
Speaker 2: Love you Love you too, man, Thank you. I'll be okay.

828
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 1: So I just I'm getting you weren't like thirty seven,

829
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,879
Speaker 1: You were like twenty nine or twenty eight.

830
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, around there are a couple of years old different.

831
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 3: I was a couple of years old.

832
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 2: Now I get it. A couple of years together. Yeah,

833
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 2: we were riding bikes, were throwing up. It was cool.

834
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:39,319
Speaker 3: And then I realized that was the next day we

835
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:41,400
Speaker 3: were in Texas and I probably could have got my

836
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 3: ass shot right.

837
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:46,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, just for riding a bike. No in Texas.

838
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 2: I like everybody here goes. Yeah, it's uh the worst thing.

839
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:55,720
Speaker 2: Most part. You can ride bikes, No, not any camp,

840
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 2: not with that hair, that hair.

841
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:06,719
Speaker 3: Whoa dude, that's what I'm saying. I've seen the end

842
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,359
Speaker 3: of easy Rider. Those guys get blown away for having

843
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:10,879
Speaker 3: long hair. I got scared as hell.

844
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, butfuses said in Texas and they all got long hair.

845
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:20,319
Speaker 2: In different times they got rid of them, did Yeah, dude,

846
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,879
Speaker 2: come on, lots of people in Texas have long hair. Yeah.

847
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,840
Speaker 2: I saw the guy hair. I saw the guy. I

848
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:26,839
Speaker 2: see long hair right there.

849
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 3: I don't think it was so much my hair as

850
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 3: it was. I was throwing up in people's front yards.

851
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:34,840
Speaker 7: Well that was I think we were also trying to

852
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 7: hop fences and get into.

853
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 5: Pol also trying to hop people's fences.

854
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,400
Speaker 2: Crazy legitch. We probably should.

855
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:43,319
Speaker 5: By the way, those are all things that you do

856
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,840
Speaker 5: as children, which are very fun.

857
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:47,879
Speaker 2: It's cool that you did them as twenty.

858
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 5: Nine year old men, right Hey, Like I said, man,

859
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 5: like anywhere outside of Los Angeles, twenty nine year old

860
00:45:54,200 --> 00:46:00,440
Speaker 5: men have real jobs, right, they have families, they have mortgage.

861
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:02,359
Speaker 7: I feel like I was wearing like an all over

862
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 7: print kermit the frog shirt.

863
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 10: He's fucking disaster, just.

864
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:08,760
Speaker 2: A moving target.

865
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 1: I do like the idea that you were in so

866
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 1: many people's sights.

867
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they were just like not working.

868
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 3: They're like, holy shit, it's the fucking one with the

869
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 3: long hair from the Workaholics show.

870
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 5: Did you guys see the news article about that, like

871
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 5: seventy five year old guy that just like it was

872
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:29,920
Speaker 5: a climate control.

873
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 2: Where they laid down in a freeway? What and then.

874
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:36,799
Speaker 5: Climate control you know, like climate control activists like lay

875
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 5: down in freeways super annoying. You're like, we get it,

876
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 5: none of us like the fact that our world is ending,

877
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 5: but also I gotta get it work right, you know,

878
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 5: and the v it sounds pretty good, and you're like

879
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 5: this sucks, but also maybe don't like smash a painting

880
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:53,239
Speaker 5: or lay down in.

881
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 2: A freeway, right and all?

882
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:58,359
Speaker 5: He loves paintings, and it sucks that this fucking psychopath

883
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 5: seventy five year old guy just came out with his gun,

884
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 5: just murdered a bunch of people.

885
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 2: What the hell just shot him?

886
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 1: Probably Wait, so they were doing the protest and he

887
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 1: shot the protest and he just.

888
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:08,839
Speaker 2: Like got out of his car and was like, look

889
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 2: at and then it was like.

890
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 5: When and where, Just like today, I think I think

891
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 5: I saw the news article hal It's like crystal clear.

892
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 2: Photos of him shooting his gun. Okay, this is sad. Well, yeah,

893
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 2: I mean it is. But it's also like what you

894
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:32,720
Speaker 2: say Panama. No, they say South Panama. Oh the place,

895
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,359
Speaker 2: the place, the Van Halen song.

896
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I mean it's just it's fucking wild that

897
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,879
Speaker 5: uh that this is what has come to.

898
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:45,320
Speaker 2: I'm just saying.

899
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 5: Maybe I'm just saying, gentleman, don't lay down in freeway.

900
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:56,880
Speaker 2: Wait right now, are you siding with the murdering. No,

901
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 2: I'm not.

902
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 5: I don't think anybody should get murdered, but some cycle

903
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 5: path might murder YouTube, right, you lay down in a freeway,

904
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:08,319
Speaker 5: a cycle path might do some cycle pass ship. Right,

905
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 5: this is in a like now I've learned when you're driving,

906
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 5: he's forty. Now every cycle those cycle paths due the

907
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 5: cycle passing all around you.

908
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 2: It happened like that.

909
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:23,840
Speaker 1: This dude used to walk around willy nilly, no concern,

910
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 1: and I turned forty.

911
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 2: Now won't the freeway?

912
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:31,400
Speaker 5: And now I'm like, maybe everyone deswitchs to die.

913
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 2: I want to make it okay, so I get it.

914
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 5: When when you're driving around and riding a bicycle in

915
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 5: Texas you might get shot.

916
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:43,320
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm just saying.

917
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:47,879
Speaker 3: Okay, I won't fucking ride a bike in Texas anymore, jesus.

918
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:51,319
Speaker 1: I'm just saying you, Lance Armstrong, you want that, well,

919
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 1: he doesn't ride a bike in Texas anymore. That's fu

920
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 1: By the way, let's talk about Lance for a second.

921
00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 2: Okay, you want to talk about what? Yeah? Hell yeah?

922
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 1: Remember when no one knew about bike riding and then

923
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 1: he was like, I'm the best, and we thought it

924
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 1: was cool.

925
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 5: And then he was all juiced up and you're like

926
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 5: and people hated it, and I was like, yeah, that's

927
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:13,359
Speaker 5: tight though, and you're like, oh, now you give a fuck?

928
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:15,440
Speaker 2: Who gives a fuck? He had you go into the

929
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:16,879
Speaker 2: post office thinking.

930
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 13: You were part of a team, did he Yeah, because

931
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:23,359
Speaker 13: he raped He wrapped the post office, the US post

932
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 13: Office with their jerseys, and you'd go to the post

933
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:27,360
Speaker 13: office and you'd feel.

934
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 2: Like a little cyclists. You are very much talking just

935
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 2: to yourself right now now. Yeah, And I feel this

936
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 2: is pretty mean. And I think this crowd's got some

937
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:40,839
Speaker 2: Lance in its fans. That's what I think. That was good.

938
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 3: Yes, I was unaware that he so wait he rode

939
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:50,240
Speaker 3: for the US Postal that's the postal service.

940
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 2: Yes, that's fucking cool. I want to be a mailman now. Damn.

941
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:04,240
Speaker 2: That's that's it's crazy. Do all post men do steroids? Dude?

942
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 2: If you look at the calves on them, dude, for sure.

943
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:10,359
Speaker 2: Oh massive, Next time you see your male person, look

944
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:14,760
Speaker 2: at their calves. Yeah, they're all pretty elite there. It's crazy.

945
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 1: Like you know, when you see some calves and you

946
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 1: you can tell that person lost one hundred pounds or more, yeah,

947
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: because you're like, no thin person has calves that big.

948
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:26,160
Speaker 2: And then you go, hey, congrats on the weight loss,

949
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 2: and they go, thank you, thank you so much.

950
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 1: How did you You just go the calves and they know, let's.

951
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 2: See your calves, dog my calves. You just drop fifty Maybe.

952
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 1: They're you gotta be at least three bills for a

953
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:41,840
Speaker 1: decade to get the calves.

954
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:46,960
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, there's really nothing, Grandma. Yeah that bad.

955
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 2: It's not bad. Not bad. Oh yeah, yeah, light look

956
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 2: the definition. All right, hell ya, this guy used to

957
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 2: be to fifty.

958
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:06,240
Speaker 8: I was too seventy boys, oh my god, sallying about dude.

959
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I was depressed in Toronto during COVID.

960
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:11,720
Speaker 7: I fucking made I ate like pretty much a steady

961
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 7: diet of macaroons.

962
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 2: Is that what they're called? Macarons?

963
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 7: Macarone the little fucking burgers that are.

964
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 11: He was like, what are those cookies that look like

965
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 11: little cookie cheeseburgers.

966
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 1: No one knows what he's talking about because you couldn't

967
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 1: describe it. But then when you think about it, you go, yeah,

968
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:29,719
Speaker 1: that's they are little cheeseburgers.

969
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:32,800
Speaker 2: That's what macarons, macarons.

970
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 5: Macaroni, macaroons, macaroni eating fried macarone, macaronis.

971
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:41,360
Speaker 2: You're what the fuck are they? You guys are saying

972
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:43,320
Speaker 2: different thing macarne.

973
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 3: Macaron Aren't there two things that are macarons aren't also macarons.

974
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 2: They're the coconut joints. Yeah, the coconut those are macaroons.

975
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 3: So there's macaroons, macarons, and macaroni.

976
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 2: That's crazy and mac attack. When I go to the drive, which.

977
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:03,800
Speaker 1: Is bizarre, it is Macallan's I believe is some hot topics.

978
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah for sure, Yeah, we're gonna cover some news.

979
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:08,720
Speaker 2: He's getting some news.

980
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:11,400
Speaker 5: So this this is the news, and I'm sorry, I

981
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:12,280
Speaker 5: brought up that guy.

982
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 2: Shooting people earlier. Yeah, I thought it was topical. That

983
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:21,920
Speaker 2: was a little speed bump. Well you know literally, that

984
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 2: actually pretty good. Like if you want to be a protester,

985
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 2: so you might shoot your right risk. I think that's

986
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:38,400
Speaker 2: the point. What just do the news like the protest.

987
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:42,359
Speaker 2: The protest is the risk. God, yeah, and then this

988
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:48,359
Speaker 2: fucking psychopath might shoot you. But Dallas topics. I met

989
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 2: even a good hand. He's probably very funny. I don't know,

990
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 2: you think he's funny.

991
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 1: I may tell some jokes that really go there, go ahead,

992
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 1: Jared Leto nice?

993
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, why to cut out? I don't know? There he goes.

994
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 5: Jared Leto climbs the Empire State Building. I saw that, dude,

995
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 5: Jared Leto sucks, right.

996
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:17,920
Speaker 2: No, nope, nope, nope, nope. Hey what no spiers club?

997
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:21,799
Speaker 2: This guy spires club? Sorry, fuck you, Adam, straight up

998
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:26,000
Speaker 2: fuck you. No, no, no, no no. But don't say

999
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 2: that about Jared Letto. Why do you like Jared Letto? Dude?

1000
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 2: That guy sucks. He climbed the Empire State Building. That's

1001
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:37,360
Speaker 2: fucking dope. Dude. There's the biggest building here tonight and die, Okay,

1002
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:40,840
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just I just wait about you. Actually,

1003
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, I don't think, I don't Why

1004
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:45,160
Speaker 2: do you think Jared Leto doesn't suck?

1005
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 5: Name three things you like about Jared let all of

1006
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:51,440
Speaker 5: his fucking dude Okay, okay, you're gonna regret this.

1007
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:54,800
Speaker 8: No, no, what do you like about Jared? I like

1008
00:53:54,920 --> 00:54:00,440
Speaker 8: his hair when he accepted this the Oscar No, yeah, no,

1009
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 8: his hair was only good in panic room.

1010
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:04,240
Speaker 2: Go ahead.

1011
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 7: And I just honestly I follow him on Instagram and

1012
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:10,799
Speaker 7: I just think like all of his drip videos are

1013
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:13,400
Speaker 7: really fucking cool where he just wears the dumbest clothes.

1014
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 2: No, oh fuck you know what? Yeah? Fuck Jared Leto?

1015
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:20,120
Speaker 2: Yeah wait yeah wait yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

1016
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:22,400
Speaker 2: This whole fucking room just swayed me.

1017
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:22,759
Speaker 1: Dude.

1018
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 2: To Kyle's point, fuck Jared Leto.

1019
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 1: I believe in our earliest episodes, that's what we said

1020
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,239
Speaker 1: is we would, or I said I would.

1021
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 2: Fuck well, you were big into fucking Jared Letto. Early on.

1022
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:37,279
Speaker 1: It was like, if I'm going to he's probably the guy,

1023
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 1: and Kyle well because he looks like a woman, right, yeah,

1024
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 1: thats right, Andy climbs buildings, what do you mean he

1025
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 1: looks like Kyle, Hey, that's what I like it.

1026
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:52,120
Speaker 2: No, he does it? Yeah, different, And Kyle, you're on

1027
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:55,239
Speaker 2: record as Jared Letto is the best joker as well.

1028
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 2: You have no no no, no no no no no

1029
00:54:57,280 --> 00:55:01,719
Speaker 2: no no no no, no no no. He said, say

1030
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:02,279
Speaker 2: that ship.

1031
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:04,680
Speaker 3: Right before the show, He's like, hey, guys, before we

1032
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 3: go on stage, I just want you to know Jared

1033
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:07,720
Speaker 3: Leto's the best shower.

1034
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:10,880
Speaker 2: Wait, fuck, I'm fucked.

1035
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:13,920
Speaker 5: So evidently he's the first person to legally scale the

1036
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 5: one hundred and two story Empire State Hill.

1037
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:20,759
Speaker 2: Jared Letto, Man, he sucks, dude. So also, yeah, fuck

1038
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 2: this guy. Yeah so also legally what a door. Honestly,

1039
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:27,239
Speaker 2: he got like permission to do it.

1040
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:29,320
Speaker 5: I bet there's a bunch of cool ass homies and

1041
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 5: he fucking scaled that ship, right like King Kong and ship.

1042
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 2: Yep, exactly, I don't.

1043
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 9: King Kong was like, and it was his world tour

1044
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:40,959
Speaker 9: for his banned thirty seconds.

1045
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:46,799
Speaker 2: To I don't give but you know what we're talking about.

1046
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:49,240
Speaker 5: It yeah yeah, and then he goes. He told NBC

1047
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:53,400
Speaker 5: Today show My Girl Hoda. He was like, I was

1048
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:56,360
Speaker 5: more excited than nervous to tell you the truth, but

1049
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 5: I have to be honest, it was very, very hard.

1050
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:03,400
Speaker 5: It was a lot harder than I thought it would be.

1051
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 5: And then he goes, I don't know, that's what he said.

1052
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 2: So he makes noises like that too. So at the

1053
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 2: end of saying that said this, he goes, yeah, so

1054
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:20,439
Speaker 2: I guess. I guess he's a bitch. Dude, Dude, I'm

1055
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:22,319
Speaker 2: liking him more and more the more we talk about

1056
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 2: I'm seeing Letto. He's dope, dude, He's dope. Yeah.

1057
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:28,839
Speaker 9: And then he goes, admitted to the top.

1058
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:38,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, he's a bitch. Due all right.

1059
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:41,800
Speaker 5: Hey, by the way, I want to say, and I

1060
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:44,960
Speaker 5: want to stand on record by saying, tared Letto to it.

1061
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:51,040
Speaker 5: And I hope I run into him someday and he

1062
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:56,400
Speaker 5: doesn't know who I am, because that's what That's what happened.

1063
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:58,719
Speaker 2: When I ran into Adam Levine. He was like who

1064
00:56:58,800 --> 00:56:58,960
Speaker 2: are you?

1065
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:01,480
Speaker 9: And I'm like, I have beef with you, and he's like, cool,

1066
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:02,920
Speaker 9: why did you get here?

1067
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:04,920
Speaker 2: Yea, how do you get so close to me?

1068
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:10,400
Speaker 1: But wait to finish the relevance to that, so he

1069
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:12,320
Speaker 1: just he made it to the top of the empire.

1070
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 1: You and your Adam Levine thing. You were like, hey, oh,

1071
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:19,840
Speaker 1: we both get messages from each other. You must get

1072
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:20,920
Speaker 1: a bunch, that's say Adam.

1073
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 5: Before I go, I was at a Halloween party, and

1074
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,120
Speaker 5: so I'm dressed as a fucking wizard, you know. And

1075
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:32,240
Speaker 5: uh yeah, so I know wizards, and they're able to

1076
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 5: give me cool outfits, you know. And uh so I

1077
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:38,680
Speaker 5: have a sick wizard outfit because a real wizard gave

1078
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 5: it to me. And I'm at the bar and I

1079
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 5: look over and Adam Levine is there, and I go, hey, man, uh,

1080
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:47,760
Speaker 5: your name's Adam Levine.

1081
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 2: I'm Adam Devine.

1082
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 5: It's one letter of part I get mistaken for you

1083
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 5: all the time where they're like, oh my god, Adam Levine.

1084
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 5: Adam Devine is such an amazing singer. I'm here at

1085
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 5: his concert tonight, and it would be a video of

1086
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:04,200
Speaker 5: your concert. And then I go, I'm sure you get

1087
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:06,960
Speaker 5: it sometime for me too, where you're like, he's so funny.

1088
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,600
Speaker 5: He's at a comedy show. Look at him, go and

1089
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 5: then he looks at me and he goes, I've literally

1090
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:12,880
Speaker 5: never gotten that.

1091
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 2: He's got the mosaic Jagger. Is that a song of his? Yeah,

1092
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:26,320
Speaker 2: that's the one that was good. I didn't know. I

1093
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:35,880
Speaker 2: didn't know what what that was. That's Maroon five. Would

1094
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:40,479
Speaker 2: you rather fuck Adam Levine or Jared Letto? I guess,

1095
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:44,480
Speaker 2: I guess Adam Levine is a little more substantial of

1096
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 2: a man.

1097
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:56,440
Speaker 5: I feel like him, all right, look Jared Letto, No,

1098
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:58,440
Speaker 5: I don't want to fuck him, but him?

1099
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:02,640
Speaker 2: Okay, well it okay, So Harry.

1100
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 5: Harry's Styles defides fans by debuting a new shaved head.

1101
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 2: Would you would you fuck Harry Styles or? Oh? Hello

1102
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:18,360
Speaker 2: sixty nine dudes? I don't know.

1103
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:20,800
Speaker 9: I wish Blake would debut a new hairstyle.

1104
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:22,880
Speaker 2: We're all getting sick of this one, dude, That's what

1105
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:25,720
Speaker 2: I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, and I know, I don't know,

1106
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:28,520
Speaker 2: and I know we all love what we know.

1107
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:31,040
Speaker 9: But then he mixes it up and you all jizz

1108
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:32,200
Speaker 9: your fucking pants.

1109
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:35,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, give him see his weird ass head.

1110
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:38,680
Speaker 3: I live by one rule, and it's friends don't let

1111
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:40,000
Speaker 3: friends get haircuts?

1112
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:44,320
Speaker 1: Okay, well, Blake, Yeah, how come every like three weeks

1113
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:45,960
Speaker 1: to a month you allow me to do it?

1114
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:48,680
Speaker 2: Maybe we're not friends anymore?

1115
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:55,240
Speaker 1: Oh just kidding, yo, My best friend west frown dude,

1116
00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:56,680
Speaker 1: we got to bring the guitar out one day, I

1117
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:57,840
Speaker 1: would have say the whole damn thing.

1118
00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:00,760
Speaker 9: So evidently cut his hair.

1119
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 2: Who gives a ship dumb as news? Yeah? I do.

1120
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:09,840
Speaker 2: Like how we're just talking about hot guys tonight.

1121
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:12,640
Speaker 5: It's pretty how it takes one to know some right,

1122
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:16,000
Speaker 5: But evidently, so here's the last news article.

1123
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:19,040
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, let's let's get it off. Let's hit it off.

1124
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:26,400
Speaker 5: The one so Chicago hot dog king Portillo's inches closer

1125
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 5: to Dallas open. We're going to get Dallas Fortillos, which

1126
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:37,880
Speaker 5: is very exciting. Always getting on at the at the

1127
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:40,960
Speaker 5: uh workaholics like rap parties and stuff.

1128
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 2: Theres would always get his Portillo's. Yeah, it's already open.

1129
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:49,600
Speaker 2: It's here, it's already open. Well, let's go. It's sucking legit.

1130
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:52,600
Speaker 2: I grew up in Chicago. Portillo's was a thing, and

1131
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:53,920
Speaker 2: you gotta get that cake shake.

1132
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:58,320
Speaker 5: Well, it says the Arlington restaurant will will do an

1133
01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 5: official ribbon cutting on Tuesday, November fourteenth at ten am.

1134
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so you're two thousand and earlier. Yeah, the

1135
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 2: cause of diary and now for a little Q and ay,

1136
01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:26,439
Speaker 2: say your talk your tits. I don't like you guys,

1137
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:28,960
Speaker 2: tell me to show my tits. Yeah, I pick it off.

1138
01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:31,320
Speaker 10: I did mine punk Rock getting Radical.

1139
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:35,680
Speaker 2: So that's that's Isaac. We got him on the soundboard.

1140
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:37,560
Speaker 10: Now, I don't like you guys, tell me to show

1141
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:37,919
Speaker 10: my tits.

1142
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:42,320
Speaker 2: Will you play them all for me? Please? Just play?

1143
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:43,200
Speaker 2: Just play them all?

1144
01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:44,680
Speaker 10: Punk rock getting Radical?

1145
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:48,080
Speaker 2: Oh, here we go. Drinking with Adam is always fun.

1146
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:51,640
Speaker 10: I like getting weird with Kyle.

1147
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:57,640
Speaker 2: What does he fuck you? Yeah? Man, come on, we

1148
01:01:57,760 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 2: just talked about like ghosts and shut all right.

1149
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:01,600
Speaker 5: So you guys have some hot cues and we got

1150
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:05,560
Speaker 5: some sweet sweet ays. So Charles aff goes, who would

1151
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 5: you portray in a movie about your life?

1152
01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:10,120
Speaker 2: Or portray?

1153
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:10,880
Speaker 3: No?

1154
01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:14,920
Speaker 2: I read that wrong. Who would portray you in a

1155
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:18,919
Speaker 2: movie about your life? Dude?

1156
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd watch the fun out of every fucking dumbass

1157
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:29,840
Speaker 5: thing you do is super like sexualized.

1158
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:33,080
Speaker 2: And he's like, you're slinking everywhere. Tell us about your

1159
01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:36,440
Speaker 2: body transformation, Jared, Yeah, he's a pickleball movie. He just

1160
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:45,360
Speaker 2: starts at two seven. Jared Lettle is water trash blake.

1161
01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:50,240
Speaker 2: What about you? Dog? Yes? I think hu? Who would

1162
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:52,760
Speaker 2: who would be me? Shut up? Bitch?

1163
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:56,960
Speaker 5: So he said Carrot Top, and Blake said, shut up, bitch,

1164
01:02:57,760 --> 01:02:59,040
Speaker 5: but also good.

1165
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:05,160
Speaker 2: Casting, pretty good. Yeah, and obviously Carra Delvine Yeah.

1166
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:07,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, what.

1167
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:14,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, Like I guess I could just

1168
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:16,880
Speaker 1: I could go the same route as as Blake and

1169
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:21,400
Speaker 1: name the person from Game Overman, Mark Paul Gosler, who

1170
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:22,520
Speaker 1: then this is kind of funny.

1171
01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:24,160
Speaker 2: We talked about this on the pod. I don't think so.

1172
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:26,480
Speaker 1: So in Game Overman, at the end of the movie

1173
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:28,720
Speaker 1: where we wanted to make our own game, he was like,

1174
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:30,680
Speaker 1: you guys should be in the game, and we're like great.

1175
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:32,400
Speaker 1: He's like, but I'm gonna replace you with famous people

1176
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:35,680
Speaker 1: and we go got it. So we each picked somebody

1177
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:38,240
Speaker 1: to like represent us. I believe Adam of Sean Aston

1178
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:41,800
Speaker 1: he was Caro Delavian. I was Mark Paul Gosler. Cut

1179
01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:44,760
Speaker 1: to a couple of years later, I'm on this pilot

1180
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:47,360
Speaker 1: for Mixed Dish, which is a spinoff of Blackish.

1181
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:50,600
Speaker 2: Uh huh right yeah right, so we got one huge fan.

1182
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:56,400
Speaker 1: Then they fired me for being two jacked basically and

1183
01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:58,280
Speaker 1: replace me with Mark Paul Gosler.

1184
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:07,160
Speaker 2: Did wraw, Yeah he did wrong? Yeah, Okay, Adam, Yeah,

1185
01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:11,840
Speaker 2: so that's w Adam. So you would be. I'm glad

1186
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:16,720
Speaker 2: you asked. Very cool. Adam is losing it. It's Morris,

1187
01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:23,560
Speaker 2: I think ansel Elcourt. H yeah, but like you would die. Wait, wait,

1188
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:26,960
Speaker 2: who's the guy who likes was eating people and ship army?

1189
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:32,640
Speaker 2: He would be army. He wasn't. He wasn't eating people.

1190
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:34,640
Speaker 10: He would want to do people.

1191
01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:37,400
Speaker 2: He was talking about it. Yeah, by the way, the way,

1192
01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:42,120
Speaker 2: very funny. That's a funny thing. I want to eat people.

1193
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:45,160
Speaker 2: So both of you guys did your game over man? Yeah,

1194
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:49,800
Speaker 2: I feel like mine would be leaning on him not bad.

1195
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:55,680
Speaker 2: Yeah that is actually perfect cast. Yeah, like leaning on

1196
01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:58,560
Speaker 2: him and how I am right now? You know you

1197
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:04,920
Speaker 2: can do it? Yeah, little little dumpy, Yes, I like that.

1198
01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:07,480
Speaker 2: I would watch that movie. I would watch the fun

1199
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:10,560
Speaker 2: out of that movie. So what's your go to hangover? Remedy?

1200
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:16,040
Speaker 5: Hurt you Christina? And how would you describe your butthole

1201
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:20,800
Speaker 5: with a novel title? And Kyle asked that one.

1202
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:24,640
Speaker 1: But a novel like a book. You don't help books

1203
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:26,080
Speaker 1: like the Andromeda Strain.

1204
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:31,800
Speaker 2: You want points? Yes, because when you poop your strain? Yeah?

1205
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:36,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. My butthole would be the busy world of Richard,

1206
01:05:36,240 --> 01:05:41,760
Speaker 2: scary guy. My man's got a two year old dark

1207
01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:49,800
Speaker 2: crystal Damn. Mine would be Hatchet by Gary Poulsen. Yeah,

1208
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:54,080
Speaker 2: my butthole would be the Green Mile. My god, that's

1209
01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:56,840
Speaker 2: a I guess that's a that's a novella.

1210
01:05:57,320 --> 01:06:02,320
Speaker 5: Yes, So do any us have a hangover remedy besides

1211
01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:04,160
Speaker 5: or alcohol?

1212
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:06,880
Speaker 2: I remember what it was when I used to drink

1213
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:10,280
Speaker 2: just fucking smoke weed. Yeah. Just you wake up and

1214
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:13,040
Speaker 2: you started and you're good to go for the rest

1215
01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:16,760
Speaker 2: of that. Mine is going to ride a bicycle through

1216
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:23,040
Speaker 2: rich neighbor hunts. Mine is Panda Express right now.

1217
01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:26,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, you need a quick eight thousand calories in the

1218
01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:27,760
Speaker 5: morning when you wake up.

1219
01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:30,280
Speaker 2: I need to just stop it up, boost of sodium.

1220
01:06:30,560 --> 01:06:33,280
Speaker 11: Just wait sorry, pan expresses what you need your butthole

1221
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:38,640
Speaker 11: or the it's my butthole, okay, okay, and my hangover here?

1222
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:40,040
Speaker 2: Got it?

1223
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:47,040
Speaker 5: So Brie wolf Bane wants to know, Hey, this is

1224
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:49,920
Speaker 5: his would write a fake name on here. So his

1225
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:53,600
Speaker 5: name is Brie wolf Bane And he goes, were you

1226
01:06:53,720 --> 01:06:56,480
Speaker 5: guys able to do every bit and joke or was

1227
01:06:56,560 --> 01:07:00,920
Speaker 5: there something this studio said, by the way, is spilled said.

1228
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:08,720
Speaker 2: Like S E D S A I N saying well,

1229
01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:14,720
Speaker 2: that's got to be a capital D. That's saying. That's

1230
01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:16,400
Speaker 2: saying I'm saying.

1231
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:19,640
Speaker 9: I'm saying, you're gonna say something.

1232
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:24,640
Speaker 2: Did they say in something like, uh no, this is

1233
01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:28,800
Speaker 2: how would you describe your bottle with a novel title?

1234
01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:33,160
Speaker 2: I swear to got it. It says it, It.

1235
01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:36,280
Speaker 9: Says the same ship, and then it says viacom. So

1236
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:43,360
Speaker 9: if you guys want to say viacom, that's totally.

1237
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:45,480
Speaker 10: Paramount plus.

1238
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:51,800
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, tonight very angsty. What was there skipping that one? Yeah?

1239
01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:55,320
Speaker 2: Were you guys able to do every bit or joke eventually? Yeah?

1240
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:57,480
Speaker 2: I would say for the most part, we wore them

1241
01:07:57,560 --> 01:07:59,320
Speaker 2: down the material.

1242
01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:02,320
Speaker 1: And then we Adam had that one bit about I'm

1243
01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:03,439
Speaker 1: just kidding, I was gonna say something.

1244
01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:06,000
Speaker 3: But it was the one we really fought for was

1245
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:08,840
Speaker 3: when we did the unburnable American flags And at first

1246
01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:11,000
Speaker 3: they were like, that's where we can't do that, And

1247
01:08:11,080 --> 01:08:13,000
Speaker 3: then we're like, what if our characters were on a

1248
01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:14,160
Speaker 3: bunch of coke when.

1249
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,600
Speaker 2: They did it? And they're like, okay, that's all right,

1250
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:17,080
Speaker 2: good you go. Well.

1251
01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:20,000
Speaker 5: I feel like they they didn't want us to do

1252
01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:22,920
Speaker 5: the bit where Kyle wanted to cut his dick off right.

1253
01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:27,519
Speaker 2: Because transitions and stuff. And they were like, well, we

1254
01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:30,040
Speaker 2: can't do this because of transition. We don't want to

1255
01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:31,000
Speaker 2: offend anyone.

1256
01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:35,160
Speaker 5: And we're like, but Kyle the character Carl, Carl the

1257
01:08:35,280 --> 01:08:39,920
Speaker 5: character h hates his dick because it's caused all the

1258
01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:41,360
Speaker 5: problems in his life.

1259
01:08:41,479 --> 01:08:44,200
Speaker 1: Yes, and they were like all right, and we said

1260
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:47,840
Speaker 1: it's kind of offensive that you're equating this to transitioning,

1261
01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:50,400
Speaker 1: to be honest, and then the call was very quiet.

1262
01:08:50,479 --> 01:08:54,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were like, yeah, okay, you do it. You

1263
01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:57,840
Speaker 2: see us, and yeah, we got all jokes through.

1264
01:08:59,120 --> 01:09:01,240
Speaker 5: So Sandra Balda wants to know what was your favorite

1265
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:04,120
Speaker 5: episode of the show to make and does DR's dad

1266
01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:08,920
Speaker 5: really have a legit? Bat He like, does Jersey's father

1267
01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:09,880
Speaker 5: have a huge cock?

1268
01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:14,760
Speaker 2: I can't answer that one. I can, yeah, I can.

1269
01:09:14,960 --> 01:09:21,559
Speaker 2: I can say I have never seen Dursey's cock. Hey, hey, cool,

1270
01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:23,559
Speaker 2: wait to clear the air on that one.

1271
01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:27,560
Speaker 1: I always wake up in the morning and I'm like,

1272
01:09:28,479 --> 01:09:30,760
Speaker 1: has Blake seen Daddy's dick?

1273
01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:33,400
Speaker 2: I liked? I like that.

1274
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:36,439
Speaker 3: I got so defensive, like, I've never seen Dursy's cock,

1275
01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:40,800
Speaker 3: Say Dad, I've never I've never seen cock.

1276
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:45,000
Speaker 2: I've seen Jesus coss have you. Yeah, Win, don't worry

1277
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:48,000
Speaker 2: about it. I'm not telling no.

1278
01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:51,439
Speaker 5: I actually walked in on him as he was standing

1279
01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:54,720
Speaker 5: up from the toilet and he goes like, and the

1280
01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:55,400
Speaker 5: dick goes like.

1281
01:09:57,720 --> 01:10:00,760
Speaker 2: And I was like, nice, dick, sick.

1282
01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:05,760
Speaker 5: Where we're in somehow hotel room somewhere, And I like

1283
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:07,800
Speaker 5: came in the bathroom and you stood up from the

1284
01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:09,280
Speaker 5: toilet and I saw your.

1285
01:10:09,160 --> 01:10:14,400
Speaker 2: Dickum all right, And I was like, sick, dick. Du

1286
01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:17,080
Speaker 2: I came.

1287
01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:21,880
Speaker 5: I guess the door was open and I was sitting. No,

1288
01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:24,719
Speaker 5: you were sitting on the toilet. You must have been shitting,

1289
01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:28,719
Speaker 5: and they did not lock the door. And I walked

1290
01:10:28,760 --> 01:10:32,120
Speaker 5: in the bathroom white as you were standing up, and

1291
01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:36,280
Speaker 5: it was for me perfect timing. And it was the

1292
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:39,720
Speaker 5: perfect timing you me coming through and you at the

1293
01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:40,559
Speaker 5: exact same time.

1294
01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:44,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want you want to hear something crazy. I

1295
01:10:44,479 --> 01:10:47,800
Speaker 2: was sitting there mashing it like the fucking stress ball,

1296
01:10:48,320 --> 01:10:52,120
Speaker 2: and I was like that so that knobbed jiggle.

1297
01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:56,120
Speaker 3: I like that you said the thing that you're like,

1298
01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:59,240
Speaker 3: you said sick cock like it was like a nineties

1299
01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:00,760
Speaker 3: movie and it's like the guitar was.

1300
01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:08,960
Speaker 2: Like cop your favorite decade sick cock bro. Yeah, it's

1301
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:11,599
Speaker 2: not like legendary, but yeah, it's a just stick car.

1302
01:11:11,880 --> 01:11:15,720
Speaker 2: Wait your cocker your dad's yeah, your dad's cocker rock.

1303
01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:18,920
Speaker 2: So what was your favorite episode of the show to make?

1304
01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:22,880
Speaker 2: To make? To make? What was the one where we

1305
01:11:22,960 --> 01:11:25,360
Speaker 2: were in when we were in the when the the

1306
01:11:25,439 --> 01:11:28,960
Speaker 2: go karts all day? Oh, that was the time chair

1307
01:11:29,120 --> 01:11:32,519
Speaker 2: Time Chair. When you guys around carts all day was

1308
01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:34,960
Speaker 2: fucking cool. That was the best day of work. Well,

1309
01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:38,280
Speaker 2: I don't know, that was pretty great. Yeah, we were

1310
01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:39,080
Speaker 2: crushing that day.

1311
01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:46,040
Speaker 9: It's all the first maybe season or two of the show.

1312
01:11:46,240 --> 01:11:49,360
Speaker 5: We're like my favorite and even my most favorite to

1313
01:11:49,439 --> 01:11:51,599
Speaker 5: make because everything was so new.

1314
01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:54,320
Speaker 2: It was all so exciting. Still, yeah, it was very new,

1315
01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:56,960
Speaker 2: you know, like when we did the.

1316
01:11:57,080 --> 01:12:00,360
Speaker 5: Office campf out, when we did the Mushrooms that episodisode.

1317
01:12:00,479 --> 01:12:02,680
Speaker 5: For me, it was like so fun because it was

1318
01:12:02,760 --> 01:12:05,160
Speaker 5: like the second or third episode in of us shooting

1319
01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:08,519
Speaker 5: and it was so fun for us to do. Still,

1320
01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:10,599
Speaker 5: and I mean it's still is very fun, but it's

1321
01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:14,040
Speaker 5: like when it's new, it's exciting in school and we're

1322
01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:15,600
Speaker 5: still fighting for every joke and.

1323
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:18,679
Speaker 2: Being like office Campo. Maybe we should sleep on set

1324
01:12:18,760 --> 01:12:22,679
Speaker 2: and actually do a camp out here. That would be fun. Yeah,

1325
01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:26,920
Speaker 2: being shirtless on a roof at night with my friends. Yeah, focused,

1326
01:12:27,280 --> 01:12:29,320
Speaker 2: dream come true, Dream come true.

1327
01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:32,200
Speaker 5: Thank you guys for allowing us to have that show,

1328
01:12:32,320 --> 01:12:35,560
Speaker 5: because without people watching it, they would not have allowed it.

1329
01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:36,800
Speaker 2: So we really thank you.

1330
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:42,240
Speaker 5: So Sylvia Oh wants to know what's your favorite go

1331
01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:43,880
Speaker 5: to karaoke song?

1332
01:12:44,160 --> 01:12:47,280
Speaker 2: And can you sing a little Smiley? The one that

1333
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:50,080
Speaker 2: I sing, the one I sing when I go to

1334
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:56,280
Speaker 2: sing and stand up and sing it every morning. There's

1335
01:12:56,360 --> 01:13:00,160
Speaker 2: a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriends, a.

1336
01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:03,519
Speaker 10: Post water trash ringing, ing inging.

1337
01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:06,759
Speaker 2: I don't have the words on the screen, and it's karaoke.

1338
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:14,920
Speaker 2: It's fucked up. I don't remember. That's very good, Blake,

1339
01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:21,519
Speaker 2: I said. I. But get up, get on up, you

1340
01:13:21,680 --> 01:13:24,800
Speaker 2: hold up, stay on the scene, get old up like

1341
01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:25,719
Speaker 2: a sex machine.

1342
01:13:26,120 --> 01:13:33,880
Speaker 5: Get on up, get up, stay on the scene, get up.

1343
01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:44,599
Speaker 1: By the way like James Brown stud But the guys

1344
01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:48,000
Speaker 1: sing get every time for the whole song.

1345
01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:50,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta give credit for credit due. I should

1346
01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:51,479
Speaker 2: have got paid.

1347
01:13:51,320 --> 01:13:54,320
Speaker 9: A little more because they're carrying that song.

1348
01:13:54,520 --> 01:13:59,720
Speaker 2: Yeah for me, any Atlantis, go ahead, give come on,

1349
01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:03,560
Speaker 2: give us some nurse. No, I'm kidding. I guess you

1350
01:14:03,640 --> 01:14:05,360
Speaker 2: know what. The one I do like to throw on

1351
01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:13,680
Speaker 2: is uh stand up doing. We don't need another hero.

1352
01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:16,240
Speaker 2: Yeah that's all I know.

1353
01:14:16,439 --> 01:14:23,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, it words pitch perfect, yes, and it is uh

1354
01:14:24,760 --> 01:14:27,479
Speaker 5: before But I love dude because i'd karaoke.

1355
01:14:28,120 --> 01:14:31,440
Speaker 2: The fucking place goes off. Dude, it's please.

1356
01:14:31,120 --> 01:14:36,360
Speaker 5: Don't set the music, but upp cut.

1357
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:44,040
Speaker 2: It's I make my way over to my favorite place.

1358
01:14:44,479 --> 01:14:54,320
Speaker 2: I gotta get my bottom move it so something like that.

1359
01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:05,519
Speaker 2: God damn that gets my or any hard work for

1360
01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:15,759
Speaker 2: me to dude? Yes? Right, yeah is that anything? Did?

1361
01:15:16,040 --> 01:15:16,080
Speaker 1: Like?

1362
01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:19,959
Speaker 5: Liz Liz Adderbury wants to know what is your favorite

1363
01:15:20,280 --> 01:15:24,880
Speaker 5: mail order comedy sketch also mis spelt sketch?

1364
01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:30,240
Speaker 9: If I have more to ask, I have more to ask? Also, Kyle,

1365
01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:31,799
Speaker 9: were we brothers?

1366
01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:32,880
Speaker 1: Oh?

1367
01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:38,400
Speaker 5: I don't know, Liz, You're not his brother? What is

1368
01:15:38,439 --> 01:15:39,960
Speaker 5: your favorite male order comedy sketch?

1369
01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:44,880
Speaker 2: These two hard? Kyle? This guy's wondering if you're his brother?

1370
01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:47,400
Speaker 2: What's up? Oh? Yeah, your name is it?

1371
01:15:47,560 --> 01:15:48,120
Speaker 1: Liz? Is it?

1372
01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:53,600
Speaker 2: Why is your your name is Liz? Okay? But you

1373
01:15:54,439 --> 01:15:58,760
Speaker 2: but Liz, I feel like saying that's her name? And

1374
01:15:58,880 --> 01:16:02,280
Speaker 2: then you wrote the rest of Okay, Bro, you know what,

1375
01:16:02,439 --> 01:16:04,200
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe we are dude, I don't know.

1376
01:16:04,280 --> 01:16:07,840
Speaker 2: I see it. I see it, Kansas. I don't know.

1377
01:16:08,040 --> 01:16:12,880
Speaker 2: What is your favorite mail order comedy sketch? Probably I

1378
01:16:13,040 --> 01:16:16,000
Speaker 2: really like Fortune Cookie. Do you guys remember that one?

1379
01:16:16,720 --> 01:16:20,519
Speaker 2: Did anybody know that one? It's a very cheap Oh.

1380
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:23,240
Speaker 2: We were just talking about crossbows and mustaches on the way,

1381
01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:26,080
Speaker 2: my wife says my wife.

1382
01:16:26,200 --> 01:16:28,720
Speaker 5: When we first started today, she was like, I guess

1383
01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:31,320
Speaker 5: I got to beef up on your fucking comedy because

1384
01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:35,120
Speaker 5: everyone screams ship at you when we're out at restaurants

1385
01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:37,800
Speaker 5: and bars, and I have no idea what anyone's talking about.

1386
01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:42,600
Speaker 2: So she was like, I gotta beef up. I got

1387
01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:45,160
Speaker 2: a beef up on some of this ship. And then she.

1388
01:16:45,320 --> 01:16:47,960
Speaker 5: Watched all of our maleoader comedy videos and then she

1389
01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:52,519
Speaker 5: watched crossos and Mustaches and was like, that is the

1390
01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:55,040
Speaker 5: funniest thing you've ever done, and maybe the funniest thing

1391
01:16:55,120 --> 01:16:56,160
Speaker 5: you've ever will do.

1392
01:16:56,479 --> 01:16:59,200
Speaker 2: So I think my favorite skit we did one.

1393
01:17:00,840 --> 01:17:04,080
Speaker 3: We did one called Sierra Nevada Sausage Fest and it

1394
01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:06,680
Speaker 3: was all about like bringing an I p A to

1395
01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:08,080
Speaker 3: a party where it's just all.

1396
01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:11,599
Speaker 2: Dudes and it's just like a sausage fest.

1397
01:17:11,680 --> 01:17:15,439
Speaker 5: So that we also have a thematic video that was

1398
01:17:15,479 --> 01:17:20,080
Speaker 5: one of my favorites. That was the guy that sang

1399
01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:22,720
Speaker 5: all the theme songs from the nineties from t.

1400
01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:28,880
Speaker 2: G, from t G, I F Whatever Happet to Predictability,

1401
01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:34,960
Speaker 2: the Billman, the PAPERBA Evening TV, and the Stamp Past

1402
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:40,479
Speaker 2: Step Day. So it was the.

1403
01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:45,680
Speaker 1: Guy sang all those songs, including Denverde Last Dinosaur, and

1404
01:17:45,760 --> 01:17:48,760
Speaker 1: then he started doing a lot of cocaine and then he.

1405
01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:50,479
Speaker 2: Got in a hair one and then he died in

1406
01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:54,519
Speaker 2: the booth. Yes, was like, it's worth checking out. That's

1407
01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:55,320
Speaker 2: worth checking out.

1408
01:17:55,760 --> 01:17:58,840
Speaker 5: Michael and Maddie go honders, Do you also have a

1409
01:17:59,040 --> 01:18:01,439
Speaker 5: sexy musk dash by your penis?

1410
01:18:08,920 --> 01:18:12,360
Speaker 2: I like how that was the moment for the punchline

1411
01:18:13,120 --> 01:18:13,720
Speaker 2: and you took it?

1412
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:17,280
Speaker 10: Yeah, sixty nine.

1413
01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:21,960
Speaker 2: Again the moment for the punch line. But no, to

1414
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:29,840
Speaker 2: answer your question, it again, Yeah I don't, I don't. Sorry, Yeah, no,

1415
01:18:29,960 --> 01:18:35,200
Speaker 2: pretty regular. Uh and I've seen his cock regular regular,

1416
01:18:35,479 --> 01:18:37,120
Speaker 2: and I've never seen a write home book ever.

1417
01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:48,920
Speaker 5: So uh over here, Mike count ak, Michael Orlando, he goes,

1418
01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:53,040
Speaker 5: it's a ak. We're good on your real name, Bud, Yeah,

1419
01:18:53,560 --> 01:18:56,160
Speaker 5: your old name is Mike cont We know that. So

1420
01:18:56,360 --> 01:18:59,120
Speaker 5: if fame didn't work out, dude, I like that. He

1421
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:03,800
Speaker 5: thought we were after like fame, Like we're like, we're

1422
01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:09,080
Speaker 5: gonna become sketch comedy creators for fame.

1423
01:19:09,439 --> 01:19:11,360
Speaker 2: If fame didn't work out, it's not fame.

1424
01:19:11,439 --> 01:19:14,200
Speaker 9: Where did you think your life would be right now?

1425
01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:17,360
Speaker 2: Homeless? Yeah?

1426
01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:20,920
Speaker 5: Yeah I think we No, dude, for sure, I would

1427
01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:24,000
Speaker 5: be like on a bus stop, like my face on

1428
01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:26,120
Speaker 5: a bus stop, trying to sell some like bad real

1429
01:19:26,280 --> 01:19:26,960
Speaker 5: estate being.

1430
01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:33,840
Speaker 7: Like right, yeah, yeah, and an accident lawyer.

1431
01:19:34,439 --> 01:19:37,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's still kind of fame. Again.

1432
01:19:37,320 --> 01:19:39,000
Speaker 1: We touched on this the other week where we were

1433
01:19:39,080 --> 01:19:42,120
Speaker 1: they were like, hey, if you guys weren't famous actors,

1434
01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:43,960
Speaker 1: what would you be? And Adam was like, probably like

1435
01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:47,280
Speaker 1: the star of a reality show, and so he went

1436
01:19:47,320 --> 01:19:49,000
Speaker 1: from if you weren't famous, what would you be?

1437
01:19:49,160 --> 01:19:51,120
Speaker 2: I'd be on every bus stop you see. Anyway, I

1438
01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:54,800
Speaker 2: think I would be a manager at a water burger,

1439
01:19:55,160 --> 01:20:00,639
Speaker 2: a hand ring, hand ring did they have and conquered?

1440
01:20:01,479 --> 01:20:01,519
Speaker 1: No.

1441
01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:03,599
Speaker 2: I would move to Dallas and I'd be a manager

1442
01:20:03,640 --> 01:20:08,240
Speaker 2: and whatever. There we go, You're lying Dallas.

1443
01:20:10,600 --> 01:20:13,479
Speaker 1: My franchise went up to conquered. I would be coaching

1444
01:20:13,520 --> 01:20:14,599
Speaker 1: all your children in swimming.

1445
01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:19,120
Speaker 2: There you go, there you go. Yes, I'd be hyped that.

1446
01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:20,200
Speaker 2: I wish you would still do that.

1447
01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:22,160
Speaker 1: What's the fast hang, I don't say it is like

1448
01:20:22,479 --> 01:20:25,360
Speaker 1: is Kingwood around here or is that near Austin.

1449
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:29,040
Speaker 2: That's that's them. I'm just shouting out fast swim schools

1450
01:20:29,040 --> 01:20:31,040
Speaker 2: that I know, right, Okay, they got they got a

1451
01:20:31,080 --> 01:20:33,479
Speaker 2: pretty good squad. Texas can swim. Who else is fast?

1452
01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:38,280
Speaker 2: No one knows fast? Actually, just give me ten minutes.

1453
01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:44,799
Speaker 2: No one knows who the fuckings fastt swimming? Who cares?

1454
01:20:46,360 --> 01:20:49,640
Speaker 5: Zach Thomas wants to know what is the origin of

1455
01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:52,920
Speaker 5: the poop dollar? Go ahead, I think uh, I think

1456
01:20:52,960 --> 01:20:55,960
Speaker 5: that is my buddy goons. Kyle Walsh, he used to

1457
01:20:56,080 --> 01:21:00,640
Speaker 5: do that at his college in Lincoln, Nebraska. Oh my

1458
01:21:00,880 --> 01:21:07,519
Speaker 5: and uh and the University of Nebraska, totally University of Nebraska,

1459
01:21:07,560 --> 01:21:09,680
Speaker 5: and they did it outside of their fraternity. And I

1460
01:21:09,720 --> 01:21:12,120
Speaker 5: always thought it was a funny thing. And then in

1461
01:21:12,240 --> 01:21:13,840
Speaker 5: the first episode.

1462
01:21:13,439 --> 01:21:18,640
Speaker 7: Of works we worked today there, that's just wild to

1463
01:21:18,680 --> 01:21:19,840
Speaker 7: me that it was something that was real.

1464
01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:26,160
Speaker 2: I could not believe that mischievous you go so Emily

1465
01:21:28,040 --> 01:21:32,479
Speaker 2: just remembered. He slammed that, no, I had to skip

1466
01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:34,479
Speaker 2: a few because it was just like, drs show me

1467
01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:37,040
Speaker 2: your asshole. So Emily.

1468
01:21:39,560 --> 01:21:43,840
Speaker 5: B be so for real, Emily says, was that your

1469
01:21:44,080 --> 01:21:49,040
Speaker 5: dick and balls and game over man, Yeah, I would have.

1470
01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:52,640
Speaker 5: I would have put such a cooler, bigger dick and

1471
01:21:52,760 --> 01:21:55,479
Speaker 5: balls if it wasn't my dick and balls.

1472
01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:57,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were. We were about to prep a prosthetic

1473
01:21:57,800 --> 01:21:59,320
Speaker 2: if in case you didn't want to do it. But

1474
01:21:59,439 --> 01:22:02,000
Speaker 2: in order to I was obsessed with prepping a prosthetic.

1475
01:22:02,080 --> 01:22:04,960
Speaker 2: I had to prep a prosthetic in order to do that.

1476
01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:08,400
Speaker 5: So in Game Over Man, I showed my dick and

1477
01:22:08,479 --> 01:22:13,759
Speaker 5: balls and also my wife has paused it my asshole ANDUCI,

1478
01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:18,000
Speaker 5: yeah right there, and you were like ready at the

1479
01:22:18,120 --> 01:22:20,439
Speaker 5: day of your like we have a prosthetic, we can't

1480
01:22:20,520 --> 01:22:23,640
Speaker 5: do it. But I was like, my dick would be

1481
01:22:23,840 --> 01:22:26,559
Speaker 5: bigger then because it would have to go over my dick.

1482
01:22:26,920 --> 01:22:28,719
Speaker 5: And then I'm like, well then I don't want people

1483
01:22:28,760 --> 01:22:29,559
Speaker 5: to be like, oh.

1484
01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:31,360
Speaker 9: He's strapped on this huge fucking cock.

1485
01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:34,680
Speaker 2: Yeah it was. It was you got about it.

1486
01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:37,599
Speaker 1: You'd have to go from ten inches to twelve inches

1487
01:22:37,640 --> 01:22:39,240
Speaker 1: and that's just that's where it gets into a weird,

1488
01:22:39,600 --> 01:22:40,240
Speaker 1: wishy washing.

1489
01:22:41,439 --> 01:22:43,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you you made the right choice there.

1490
01:22:45,040 --> 01:22:47,719
Speaker 5: So Nathaniel Johnson wants to know what is more important

1491
01:22:47,760 --> 01:22:51,440
Speaker 5: in life, relationship or principle.

1492
01:22:51,680 --> 01:22:55,320
Speaker 2: That's it's important, relationship or principal. Yeah, I don't know

1493
01:22:55,439 --> 01:22:58,639
Speaker 2: the fuck this guy's talking about. What about this guy?

1494
01:22:58,640 --> 01:23:01,120
Speaker 2: Because this guy is obviously on the edge of divorcing

1495
01:23:01,200 --> 01:23:06,080
Speaker 2: his wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what's happening. Hey, my boy,

1496
01:23:06,560 --> 01:23:12,040
Speaker 2: it's cheaper to keep her all right? Brow about that? Yeah,

1497
01:23:12,240 --> 01:23:14,320
Speaker 2: I like that. We get we didn't even throw any

1498
01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:19,120
Speaker 2: buzzballs out. We're getting questions like that, Jesus, and we

1499
01:23:19,240 --> 01:23:22,280
Speaker 2: wish we could. We wish, we wish we could.

1500
01:23:25,760 --> 01:23:29,880
Speaker 5: So Lucas Fabre Fabra wants to know which one of

1501
01:23:29,960 --> 01:23:31,920
Speaker 5: you could fit a whole fist in your ass.

1502
01:23:32,720 --> 01:23:36,080
Speaker 2: I could. Oh, there's absolutely no way that's happening. Over

1503
01:23:36,120 --> 01:23:39,080
Speaker 2: the fist in your ass, dude. The question is which

1504
01:23:39,120 --> 01:23:40,839
Speaker 2: one of you could fit a fist in your asshole?

1505
01:23:41,080 --> 01:23:45,160
Speaker 2: Who the fuck wrote that? Dude? Lucas Fabra right there,

1506
01:23:45,280 --> 01:23:49,080
Speaker 2: right up right. I feel like this normal hooking dude was.

1507
01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:50,000
Speaker 1: Like, Hey, what up?

1508
01:23:50,479 --> 01:23:55,559
Speaker 2: Why this boy is a free Why I could? Yeah,

1509
01:23:56,160 --> 01:23:59,519
Speaker 2: here's my question and you know this is this is

1510
01:23:59,760 --> 01:24:01,160
Speaker 2: this I love about this tour.

1511
01:24:01,280 --> 01:24:03,880
Speaker 1: Did we really get to challenge our minds, our imaginations

1512
01:24:04,200 --> 01:24:06,800
Speaker 1: when you hear like fist, do you think like this

1513
01:24:07,640 --> 01:24:10,720
Speaker 1: but really that you can do the whole little like

1514
01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:18,320
Speaker 1: Chris Rockhandy, you know, yours together consertion and uh so

1515
01:24:18,439 --> 01:24:19,439
Speaker 1: I probably still couldn't do it.

1516
01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:23,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no I see you know because you see

1517
01:24:23,479 --> 01:24:25,120
Speaker 2: it like start with this bottle, you see.

1518
01:24:25,680 --> 01:24:27,560
Speaker 5: I mean I could totally and I'm not going to

1519
01:24:27,680 --> 01:24:33,639
Speaker 5: in front of you guys, Jared Letto. I truly think

1520
01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:36,360
Speaker 5: my asshole could just swallow this whole table.

1521
01:24:36,439 --> 01:24:40,599
Speaker 2: Dude, if you know how to die, I really think

1522
01:24:40,640 --> 01:24:41,160
Speaker 2: it could do.

1523
01:24:41,400 --> 01:24:43,479
Speaker 1: And is that because it's already that big or you

1524
01:24:43,600 --> 01:24:46,720
Speaker 1: know how to like relax it, I can relax so

1525
01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:49,320
Speaker 1: much and swallow thingsful.

1526
01:24:49,400 --> 01:24:50,560
Speaker 2: I know that I could do that.

1527
01:24:51,720 --> 01:24:53,479
Speaker 9: I've never by the way, I've never done that.

1528
01:24:53,640 --> 01:24:56,280
Speaker 2: When Adam's hands are full, he picks up things around

1529
01:24:56,320 --> 01:25:01,920
Speaker 2: the house like this. Yeah he was wigging it was empty.

1530
01:25:02,720 --> 01:25:03,280
Speaker 2: That's exactly.

1531
01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:07,519
Speaker 5: Any take backs, any apologies and the epic slams.

1532
01:25:07,640 --> 01:25:10,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry we talked about like my dad's dick.

1533
01:25:12,280 --> 01:25:15,240
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I sweated so much here we go.

1534
01:25:15,920 --> 01:25:18,320
Speaker 3: I definitely want to take back that thing where I

1535
01:25:18,439 --> 01:25:21,160
Speaker 3: imitated my mom masturbating and naming me.

1536
01:25:21,320 --> 01:25:25,760
Speaker 2: That was fucked up, and I'm sorry, Mama. Yeah I

1537
01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:29,080
Speaker 2: liked it. Yeah, I bet you did. I mean, I

1538
01:25:29,280 --> 01:25:31,800
Speaker 2: just I'd like to know I got I got no

1539
01:25:31,960 --> 01:25:34,320
Speaker 2: take backs, I got nothing. What about the whole beginning

1540
01:25:34,400 --> 01:25:36,160
Speaker 2: of the show where you were having a heart attack.

1541
01:25:36,280 --> 01:25:38,360
Speaker 7: I was gonna take that back, but I feel like

1542
01:25:38,479 --> 01:25:41,040
Speaker 7: that only made me stronger because I now know that.

1543
01:25:41,240 --> 01:25:43,639
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, made you strong. Let's see those muscles.

1544
01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:46,679
Speaker 7: No, I mean like emotionally, because there was a moment

1545
01:25:46,720 --> 01:25:48,759
Speaker 7: where I almost had a panic attack where I wasn't

1546
01:25:49,560 --> 01:25:51,760
Speaker 7: I wasn't stopping sweating, But now I made it through

1547
01:25:51,800 --> 01:25:52,760
Speaker 7: it and I'm stronger now.

1548
01:25:52,880 --> 01:25:54,880
Speaker 2: So what's up. I think you did a great time.

1549
01:25:55,120 --> 01:25:57,639
Speaker 9: And then they also rad your back, which is pretty fun.

1550
01:25:58,080 --> 01:26:00,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, I think the audience wants me to

1551
01:26:00,680 --> 01:26:04,240
Speaker 5: take back me talking about that guy shooting innocent protesters.

1552
01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:05,560
Speaker 2: I guess what.

1553
01:26:06,840 --> 01:26:12,320
Speaker 5: I won't Panama standing standing by that, and I won't

1554
01:26:12,360 --> 01:26:14,760
Speaker 5: take back chugging my red bull pod.

1555
01:26:16,240 --> 01:26:19,360
Speaker 2: It slowed down my speech a little bit, A.

1556
01:26:19,360 --> 01:26:21,760
Speaker 10: Little bit fucking disaster, my guy.

1557
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:26,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I'll apologize on behalf of us that we

1558
01:26:27,040 --> 01:26:28,640
Speaker 1: cannot give you guys buzzballs.

1559
01:26:28,760 --> 01:26:34,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's a big apology. Are from Dallas. It's

1560
01:26:34,880 --> 01:26:39,839
Speaker 2: literally the house. Ye have you guys been in the factory?

1561
01:26:39,960 --> 01:26:42,040
Speaker 2: Do they give tours? Do they have buzzball tours?

1562
01:26:42,200 --> 01:26:42,839
Speaker 10: No tours?

1563
01:26:43,680 --> 01:26:46,799
Speaker 2: And by the way, it's women owned. It's the best company.

1564
01:26:48,680 --> 01:26:52,640
Speaker 2: So women make that poison. Very cool. I do that

1565
01:26:52,960 --> 01:26:54,320
Speaker 2: these women have balls.

1566
01:26:56,080 --> 01:26:56,519
Speaker 1: I like it.

1567
01:26:56,920 --> 01:27:01,840
Speaker 2: I like it. Do we have any ridiculous see outlandish giveaways? Yeah,

1568
01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:06,640
Speaker 2: like we got more taste. We bought T shirts.

1569
01:27:10,080 --> 01:27:15,160
Speaker 10: Four T shirts, pull pull.

1570
01:27:16,680 --> 01:27:18,880
Speaker 2: Yo right here, Yeah, you got it, you got it.

1571
01:27:19,160 --> 01:27:23,439
Speaker 2: That's for you. That's how I said. Who's hunting in it?

1572
01:27:24,120 --> 01:27:24,280
Speaker 5: Oh?

1573
01:27:24,400 --> 01:27:29,040
Speaker 2: There's one guy here, baby wow? Oh yeah, dude, there

1574
01:27:29,080 --> 01:27:29,240
Speaker 2: we go.

1575
01:27:29,479 --> 01:27:30,639
Speaker 10: There's so every down here.

1576
01:27:30,560 --> 01:27:35,439
Speaker 2: You go, picking asshole. That almost made me fun.

1577
01:27:35,720 --> 01:27:47,400
Speaker 4: Just got over here, right down the pipe, sack.

1578
01:27:47,920 --> 01:27:51,479
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Alice, such a great time. We

1579
01:27:51,640 --> 01:27:53,759
Speaker 2: really appreciate you guys coming the cross.

1580
01:27:54,520 --> 01:27:58,640
Speaker 9: We love our pants and this is another.

1581
01:27:58,520 --> 01:28:07,080
Speaker 2: Episode of us is impositive? All y'all over here, Rocky

1582
01:28:10,640 --> 01:28:10,680
Speaker 2: h