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Speaker 1: He's another jub the twenties. Hello, Hey, is this Keith? Uh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: who's this? Um? I don't want to say too much.

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Speaker 1: You can call me mister Freeze. Um. So I'm interested

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Speaker 1: in that tea kettle, mister Freeze. I'm interested in that

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Speaker 1: tea kettle, really interested in it. Oh okay, the tea

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Speaker 1: kettle from Craigslist. Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm really thirsty cash

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Speaker 1: my drift. You know. Uh, I can definitely use some

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Speaker 1: of that Colombian camemeal in my system, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean? I mean, yeah, you can. You can put

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Speaker 1: whatever you want and it's ten bucks and it's all yours,

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Speaker 1: all right. Uh? And that ten bucks, that's not that's

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Speaker 1: a little bit more than ten bucks. No, it's just

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Speaker 1: ten bucks. Just one of the Alexander Hamilton ten dollar

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Speaker 1: bills or two fives whatever. Okay, I got you, I

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Speaker 1: got you, all right, nice little god noted? So just

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Speaker 1: ten dollars, got it? Uh? Yeah, we can make that happen.

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Speaker 1: How do you want to use the work? Huh? Everything? Okay?

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Speaker 1: You you feel okay? Man? Oh I'm feeling great, but

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be feeling a lot better once I get

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Speaker 1: my hands on that tea kettle for ten bucks. Right?

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm starting to like you man, starting to

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Speaker 1: like doing business with you. Thanks. Man. I don't do

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Speaker 1: this very often. I just you know, just hard to

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Speaker 1: get rid of the Oh yeah, you gotta get rid

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Speaker 1: of that product quick. I know. Um, where do you

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Speaker 1: want to meet? Well? I mean I think it'd be

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Speaker 1: best that we just, um, like, I'll just text you

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Speaker 1: an address and then we just like meet there and

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Speaker 1: do the exchange that way. Does that work? Um? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: But I have to get another phone then I don't

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Speaker 1: want you know, obviously, you don't want to put that

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Speaker 1: out there on this phone. Okay, Well, do you like

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Speaker 1: do email or something, or you get another phone? You

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Speaker 1: know what do they call it a burner? Burner phone?

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Speaker 1: I don't really know what's going on here. I mean

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Speaker 1: you're like you're talking about getting like burner phones and stuff.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's just it's a tea kettle. I mean,

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Speaker 1: do you want the teakettle? I gotta, I gotta, I gotta,

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Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta. Um. Hey, look, uh, if you're wondering,

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Speaker 1: I'm not a cop. Why would I be worried if

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Speaker 1: you're a copper or not it's a tea kettle. Oh yeah, okay, good?

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Speaker 1: Exactly why would you be worried? No reason to be worried, right,

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Speaker 1: why would you care if a cop was on the

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Speaker 1: phone asking about the tea kettle that you have for sale? Okay, man,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna have to tell me what you're thinking right now?

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Speaker 1: What's in your head? Because like you're talking weird, you're

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Speaker 1: acting strange. It's just like you want this thing or not. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: of course I'm want to You're the guy, right, yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm the guy selling the tea kettle. So where do

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Speaker 1: you want to meet I'll just I'll text you my

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Speaker 1: address and then you can just come over and get it.

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Speaker 1: Whoa Okay, you want to do this at your house?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to go somewhere more private, like under

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Speaker 1: a bridge or something under a bridge? No? No, I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna meet you under a bridge. Okay, it's a teapot. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's a nice teapot. Do you want this or don't you? Well?

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Speaker 1: I gotta well, I gotta check on one more thing,

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Speaker 1: and please, I know, okay, I don't want to upset you.

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Speaker 1: But is it Mexican, Chinese, Russian? Like? What kind of stuff.

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Speaker 1: Are we talking? I don't know. I think it says

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Speaker 1: made in China. But you can look for yourself. I

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Speaker 1: mean there's pictures on the edge. Look all right, Yeah

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Speaker 1: you want me? Okay, I got it, I got it.

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Speaker 1: You're tired all the back and forth. We should just meet.

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Speaker 1: I can inspect the product, see that it's white and

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Speaker 1: it came from China. Right for crying a man? I

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Speaker 1: mean you just sound like it's a drug deal. What

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Speaker 1: your problem? Okay? Hello, I wouldn't say that too loud?

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Speaker 1: Say what too loud? By my dag D word starts

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Speaker 1: with the d nns with a rug. Do you think

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Speaker 1: this is a drug deal? That? Would you think this is? Um? Okay,

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Speaker 1: So you're you're kind of throwing that word around and

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Speaker 1: like for a drug Dealer's not there very subtle, are you.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a drug dealer. It's not a drug deal.

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Speaker 1: It's a god teapot. Oh why didn't you just say so?

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Speaker 1: I did. I was talking about drugs the whole time.

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Speaker 1: I wanted drugs, not a teapot. What is wrong with you? Man? Well,

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Speaker 1: what's wrong with me is I thought teapot was code

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Speaker 1: for drugs. So I called you to buy your teapot.

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Speaker 1: But you're really selling a teapot and I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: buy drugs, So now I don't know if we have

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Speaker 1: a deal at all. Sorry to disappoint. Why in the

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Speaker 1: would you think the teapot is code for drugs? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Because this is a prank phone call, so it really

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Speaker 1: things don't need to make too much sense. What this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you and your friend Greg

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Speaker 1: set you up. Wait wait wait, oh yeah, wait, this

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Speaker 1: is this a joke? Yes, he said, you've been getting

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Speaker 1: a lot of weird phone calls from Craigslist, so he

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Speaker 1: wanted me to prank you. Oh my god, I don't

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Speaker 1: want drugs or a tea kettle. Well, you know, come

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Speaker 1: to think of it, I don't need a tea kettle,

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Speaker 1: but if you have any other other stuff maybe No, No,

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Speaker 1: I don't have any drugs. I'm probably gonna need some

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Speaker 1: after this week. Up every morning with Jubil Funk a

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties Folly Unmoving ninety two point

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