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Speaker 3: I didn't see the Golden Globes And oh, yes you

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Speaker 3: You got to you gotta see.

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Speaker 4: This just a commercial or they're like, okay, Ricky, just

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Speaker 1: And he says okay, and he's being very well behaved,

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Speaker 1: Not have gotten a clean one where he just poured it, because.

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Speaker 1: What? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they scripted the camera, expensive equipment getting freaking champagned over.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah they scripted. I'm sure they scripted.

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Speaker 5: That had like a shower cap on the top of.

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Speaker 1: He also was very worried about the sacred cows during

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Speaker 5: I know about him is that occasionally someone will retweet

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Speaker 5: You know, he's really anti hunting, so it'll be like,

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Speaker 2: That's always nice with him, goes, this is so disturbing,

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Speaker 6: I'm booking it on you night.

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Speaker 1: Good thing.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing a fucking podcast later. I have time. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: He's having a laugh. He's taking the piss. I one

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Speaker 2: Yes, munch eat the light and bite the string and

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Speaker 1: Ricky has taken it all.

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Speaker 2: Oh we weasel America greatness?

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Speaker 2: No if you want no? No, there's no who am

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Speaker 3: It's been like we're a little out of shape. It's

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Speaker 2: And it is a show, and it's a show and

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Speaker 5: So awkward, it got awkward.

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Speaker 3: I didn't even get it.

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Speaker 5: I can probably be better. I can probably if I channeled.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So let's all take a second to remember how

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Speaker 1: Devin, please if you.

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Speaker 5: I didn't cut my hair.

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Speaker 1: from here on now.

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Speaker 3: I really remember. I remembered a lot of stuff.

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Speaker 1: I got a couple of pieces.

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Speaker 3: Back Hollywood Handbook and Insider's Guide to Kicking Button, dropping names.

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Speaker 1: In the Red Carpet Laine back. Always of this industry

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Speaker 1: is showbiz. Waguan Welcome.

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Speaker 3: Felicia, Yeah, Felicia Day. That's my name in relation.

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Speaker 1: To Charles, that's my dad, Charle. Charlie Day is yours.

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Speaker 5: No, not Charlie Day.

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Speaker 2: Imagine Charlie d imagine Charlie Day, the scientist who is

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Speaker 2: really having a tough time at Pacific Randits your dad.

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Speaker 5: No, but I do feel like the days. The days

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Speaker 5: Charlie and I are somehow distant related. We're both a

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Speaker 1: Any relation to Benda, who was on the golf team

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Speaker 1: in my high school. When you're above me.

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Speaker 5: I do qualify for the Daughters of American Revolution.

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Speaker 3: You're very interested in genealogy. I have just nic makeup. Well.

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Speaker 5: I have anstra ancestry dot com account that I just

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Speaker 3: Yeah, do you just keep forgetting and so instead of canceling,

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Speaker 5: And you're a member of a gym that tastes a crazy.

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Speaker 5: Spent four hundred dollars on Highlights magazines this year, and

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Speaker 3: Know you forgot to cancel Highlights minagin from when you

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Speaker 5: Yeah, wow, it's so long ago, parrots.

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Speaker 3: So this is how you teach your children financial like

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Speaker 3: I forgetting magazines are free.

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Speaker 5: I'm such a goufas.

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Speaker 1: But they're not going to run that one.

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Speaker 3: goofas of Gallant where.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, yeah, okay, Gallant has a four to

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Speaker 5: Gufus has a lot of student loan debt.

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Speaker 2: M yeah, goofa is getting his.

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Speaker 5: Masters in like medieval Renaissance.

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Speaker 3: Back on the merry go round yep, Felicia, did I

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Speaker 3: hear you whisper something about a book before I do?

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Speaker 1: I have a book?

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Speaker 5: Would you like to sell the book? I mean, I

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, I said dozens.

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Speaker 5: Oh I'm so sorry. I thought you said a dozen.

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Speaker 1: Twenty four.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's called Embrace your weird Face, your fears and

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Speaker 5: Unleash Creativity.

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Speaker 1: And what kind of book is this?

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Speaker 2: What is this on?

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Speaker 1: Inside the pages?

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Speaker 5: If you have a lack it's about two undre and

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Speaker 5: fifty pages.

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Speaker 5: Lack of creativity in your life, it's supposed to channel it.

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Speaker 5: You're supposed to use glitter, glitter in it and markers,

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Speaker 5: et cetera, markers in the book, inside the book.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, to read. There's a book glitter bomb glitter.

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Speaker 5: it's an inner soul anarchist cookbook, like you need to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, fertilizer bomb inside for the soul.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so that's the book.

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Speaker 1: It's a good stock. That's it. Okay, Yeah, I'm it's

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Speaker 3: No, I'm just realizing I'm weird by drawings.

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Speaker 6: I am Catherine Hepburn.

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Speaker 1: How about drawer?

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Speaker 6: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's your New Jersey heritage trains Atlantic mid Atlantic.

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Speaker 1: No, like a what you know? She got your ass? Sorry, no.

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Speaker 5: I'm just questioning you.

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Speaker 6: Of any of those things.

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Speaker 5: Is that how you draw attention in a podcast?

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Speaker 1: Look? Yes, why don't you like I try to here? Here? Here?

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Speaker 1: We're hosting the fun out of this dip.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 2: We're not anywhere near in the speed bag right now

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Speaker 1: That's Rocky picture Rocky.

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Speaker 2: I don't do those, the speedbags when we do it, yeah.

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Speaker 5: Or a speed bump.

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Speaker 2: A speed ball is when you freaking mix up the

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Speaker 5: You knew it. I knew it drug. It was a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're in the fast lane in the slow lane

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Speaker 1: Her eye right now, God's taking me back.

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Speaker 5: I literally see two thousand and nine in your right

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: I'm wearing the new Year's glasses from two.

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Speaker 1: Thousand and nins, the last good ones.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the last ones that you could actually use as

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Speaker 5: You can just put like a piece of tape over

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Speaker 6: To twenty nineteen, or you could just see.

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Speaker 3: This year out big piece of tape. Okay, I kind

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Speaker 6: Tape they have it. Go to just go to home depots.

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Speaker 1: Give me a hawk and ass big ass tape.

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Speaker 2: Jesus, I don't know if I have that much tape

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Speaker 2: Felicia and might be better off buying a new pair

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Speaker 1: Let me say what I was going to say.

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Speaker 2: You had something, Yeah, something big.

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Speaker 1: We send this show. Nerds is cool now.

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Speaker 6: Nerds is cool now?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: And bullies is pumping our gas? Pumping our gas is

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Speaker 2: Nerds rule and the Nerds are in charge and the bullies,

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Speaker 2: well they have to pump our gas.

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Speaker 2: You've been in New Jersey more often you would know, Well,

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Speaker 6: You don't pup your gas there.

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Speaker 3: Yes, bullies do it for you.

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Speaker 5: So I thought it was a sexual thing. Your gat,

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Speaker 2: They're getting to see why you and Devin get along.

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Speaker 2: I just wondering everything goes there somehow.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm generally confused.

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Speaker 5: Maybe it's just the way, the lascivious way you touch

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Speaker 5: It's like your all four fingers are stroking your face

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Speaker 5: like like inspector gat like uh, dark.

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Speaker 3: Claw, dark claw stroke your face is a cat?

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Speaker 1: Do you remember a.

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Speaker 2: And yeah, you didn't have to have it, you could

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Speaker 1: Just so just essentially say yes.

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Speaker 2: I'm a human version of this where I have to

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Speaker 3: They come out of connect electricity.

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Speaker 6: You're a human.

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Speaker 3: It's like a potato battery. I complete the circumlaying.

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Speaker 5: Yourself with your own fingers, like.

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Speaker 1: Den is having a problem.

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Speaker 2: Well, and to Devin that obviously sounds extremely sexual as

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Speaker 5: Somehow, do are you drinking squirt?

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Speaker 1: No, bubbly Devian?

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Speaker 2: You want to talk about horniness for a moment while

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Speaker 2: we sort of get the show back on track.

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Speaker 1: Particularly, is there a track to this show?

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Speaker 3: For sure?

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Speaker 5: Like is there a track?

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Speaker 1: Well, you don't want there to be, but there is.

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Speaker 6: I'm a good guest. I will let you track it up.

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Speaker 1: Now the track?

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Speaker 3: Is this the nerds stuff?

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Speaker 1: Fucking kick ass? Yeah, nerds are in charge now.

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Speaker 2: And finally, and I am one of these people who

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Speaker 1: Like what Family Circle please for babies. It was shaped

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Speaker 5: Okay, I always got that mixed up.

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Speaker 6: I really got that.

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Speaker 1: But you know what, I was super nerdy the way

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Speaker 3: The Family Circle is the magazine that you forgot to cancel.

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Speaker 1: Is your hair real? Is my hair real? I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 5: It just occurred to me that that could be just

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Speaker 3: Okay, just the thing that Okay, it's just so mopish.

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Speaker 1: I'm so why would it?

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Speaker 3: Why would I make it be like this? If I

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Speaker 3: Why would I have it be mopish?

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Speaker 5: Because you want to channel Dennis the Menace from the

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Speaker 5: nineteen sixties.

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Speaker 3: You're just I can tell your hair is real? Now,

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Speaker 3: how's that feel?

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Speaker 1: Well, that's because i'm im pubes out.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Hey, you say you forgot to covie it before?

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Speaker 5: Oh that too?

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Speaker 1: What were you asking? I don't know that I was

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Speaker 6: You were saying about the comics. Do you read the

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Speaker 3: Comic books?

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Speaker 5: Oh, the comic books. I read the comics every day.

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Speaker 5: I try to explain the comics to my daughter. We must,

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Speaker 5: and there are some that are in there like chickwid Lane, chickweed.

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Speaker 1: Lane nine, chickweed Lane.

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Speaker 5: That is one of the worst things ever created. No

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Speaker 3: Who because it has a take, there's nose, it has

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Speaker 3: like an opinion was.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, sorry, it's not just spoon feeding you

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Speaker 2: what you've already agreed?

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Speaker 5: Shit?

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Speaker 1: Are you chick widly? Are you chickweed lane? Like fans nine? Okay?

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Speaker 3: Is it actually tries to tell a story instead of

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Speaker 5: This story is a naked woman with flowing hair over

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Speaker 5: how is that funny?

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Speaker 3: Okay, So portraying women's sexuality in the newspaper comic is

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Speaker 5: In twenty ninety, there is a man who's always stroking

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Speaker 6: This this comic, the whole arc of it.

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Speaker 2: This year, I oh, God forbid a father be involved

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Speaker 3: Listen, if you, if you spend should be holding looking

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Speaker 3: that's what you want, stinky, This whole.

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Speaker 5: Week playing a piano with her hair flowing around.

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Speaker 1: It tells a story, no fucking story.

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Speaker 3: Groud Baby's attention spans with these phones.

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Speaker 1: Believe if we.

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Speaker 5: Don't get off the Chickweed Lane, I'm I'm raising chicken

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Speaker 5: Late is.

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Speaker 1: Just a comic universe. Okay, I'd rather be travel.

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Speaker 2: You want my life, I'll be on nine Chickweed Lane,

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Speaker 2: laughing my fucking ass off.

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Speaker 3: God, I hate it so hard I'll be losing it.

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Speaker 1: She's playing the piano, her hair is flowing around.

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Speaker 6: God damn it.

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Speaker 2: This is this is a throwback to the old comics.

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Speaker 2: You and hair, mister natural.

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Speaker 5: This comic Okay, it's just like your hair enrages me

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Speaker 5: now because I get picture it in nine Chickway Lane.

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Speaker 1: Okay, came out. Oh now we're getting to the heart

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Speaker 1: of this.

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Speaker 5: And you, mister nat Right, let's talk about nerds.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's talk cool now they rock. It's too bright

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Speaker 2: in here. Yeah, I didn't get brighter all of a sudden.

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Speaker 1: I think it did.

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Speaker 6: You woke up?

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Speaker 1: Maybe I good guess after all? Yeah, yeah, maybe I

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Speaker 1: finally did woke up. This nerds, the nerd ship.

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Speaker 3: It's everywhere we used to talk about it. A lot,

456
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,199
Speaker 3: and then we kind of forgot to. But it was

457
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Speaker 3: very popular.

458
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Speaker 1: At the time at the time.

459
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Speaker 3: Yeah, at the time we were talking about it.

460
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were years ago.

461
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,120
Speaker 5: We're talking like currently in this podcast, about ten minutes

462
00:20:41,119 --> 00:20:42,280
Speaker 5: ago we were talking.

463
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,479
Speaker 2: This cyclical and we're on the other end of it.

464
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Speaker 2: That's now people are pissed.

465
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Speaker 5: It's not as popular right now. I mean I feel

466
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Speaker 5: like now it's just like, Okay, we got popular. Now

467
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:53,399
Speaker 5: we're just it's it's like merging onto the freeway, like

468
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,959
Speaker 5: before the freeway was down to one lane, but then

469
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,080
Speaker 5: it's like the cars are all on the freeway and

470
00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,040
Speaker 5: everyone's just driving.

471
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Speaker 1: Now.

472
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Speaker 2: Yeah, what I'm saying, I completely understand what you're saying.

473
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,320
Speaker 1: And I actually knew way before you.

474
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:05,920
Speaker 3: Were even done.

475
00:21:06,359 --> 00:21:09,280
Speaker 5: Got you so I don't even need to finish.

476
00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:14,000
Speaker 2: Sometimes sometimes write that yeah, right, because.

477
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:17,680
Speaker 5: I could you know exactly what to do it. Yeah.

478
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:21,080
Speaker 2: So some of the Nerd stuff, even though it's not

479
00:21:21,119 --> 00:21:22,680
Speaker 2: as big, and they tried to do a show here,

480
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:25,359
Speaker 2: they did nerd Poker and nerd Poker.

481
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,960
Speaker 5: I just guessed it on nerd Poker. Did they get

482
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:27,560
Speaker 5: fired from here?

483
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:27,960
Speaker 3: Wait?

484
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,800
Speaker 1: They they jumped ship. They I don't know. I just

485
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,080
Speaker 1: you should ask engineer Sam about it. Sometimes I just

486
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:33,960
Speaker 1: did two episodes.

487
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Speaker 3: Well you tell me you're here, talk to engineer Sam.

488
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Speaker 1: Hey, Devin, what's the stitch? He's always passing me off

489
00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:43,520
Speaker 1: to engineer Sam. Yeah, you do it.

490
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Speaker 3: You do something for one.

491
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,920
Speaker 1: It's Sam's like freelance gig now is doing that. He's

492
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,080
Speaker 1: running nerd poker. He's moonlighting in nerd poker.

493
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Speaker 6: He was funny, He's not cool. Maybe I don't know.

494
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,760
Speaker 5: I've felt kinship to Sam. He was great at wrangling

495
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,960
Speaker 5: a mike. No insult Devon, you're good too.

496
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Speaker 1: Oh, thank you very much. You're he does have a

497
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:01,679
Speaker 1: good on on my voice.

498
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:05,000
Speaker 2: No shade, Yeah you can wrangle.

499
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,160
Speaker 5: All you do is are you casting shade against another

500
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,920
Speaker 5: podcast that you thought was okay to cast shade against?

501
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,280
Speaker 5: And now they're gone. Now you feel low?

502
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:16,360
Speaker 1: Dude, you leave your wolf. Sometimes you fall clean off

503
00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:16,760
Speaker 1: the map.

504
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:25,320
Speaker 3: Yeah they didn't dragons, that's nerd ship.

505
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 5: Yeah you really dug deep for that one.

506
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:30,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's from I'm freaking hob it or something.

507
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:35,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, smoke says that smug.

508
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,680
Speaker 5: So what do you want to know here?

509
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,920
Speaker 2: We don't want to know anything. We want to have fun.

510
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:46,479
Speaker 2: With our nerdy friend. So I thought they didn't exist anymore.

511
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,439
Speaker 2: So I thought it was okay for us to do this,

512
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Speaker 2: But we shows that still exist.

513
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Speaker 5: Well, they disappeared from your view and they therefore they

514
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:53,440
Speaker 5: probably know.

515
00:22:53,480 --> 00:23:00,320
Speaker 1: Your wolf needs a nerd podcast. We the Stars, Yeah,

516
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:03,920
Speaker 1: we already already in it. We're done. Why am I here?

517
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,920
Speaker 1: Then the janitor? Why the fuck am I on a podcast?

518
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 5: You tell me?

519
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:10,200
Speaker 1: Man? She cleaned up all right.

520
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,800
Speaker 2: It says, hey, you got Felicia day like it was

521
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:13,359
Speaker 2: like a victim.

522
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,760
Speaker 1: Oh for real? Yeah, well at this game schedule a

523
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,200
Speaker 1: couple of times? What kind of shitty passive?

524
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,879
Speaker 5: Aggressive like let me see that text message, let me

525
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:23,320
Speaker 5: see the list, Let me see it?

526
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:24,399
Speaker 1: What list?

527
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:28,639
Speaker 5: You call me a redhead fireball? Oh? Wow?

528
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 2: When I came in is I'm talking to Felicia? And

529
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 2: she goes, you don't know I am?

530
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Speaker 4: Do you?

531
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Speaker 6: I didn't.

532
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:35,560
Speaker 1: I did say that.

533
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Speaker 6: It was the first han out of my mouth.

534
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,399
Speaker 1: Wow, What did I say? It was like, hey, I

535
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 1: get to do a little bit of chit chat. And

536
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:41,680
Speaker 1: then you stared at.

537
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 5: Me like you were either like god, you literally had

538
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,600
Speaker 5: a look in your eye like fuck, I can't. How

539
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:47,760
Speaker 5: am I going to fill the next seven and a

540
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,399
Speaker 5: half minutes of my life with this woman.

541
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,960
Speaker 1: That's literally what you had in your eyes.

542
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 2: You want all the time with everyone, including my loved ones.

543
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:56,399
Speaker 1: And I ate.

544
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,240
Speaker 5: I sat there and I ate those free raisins out there,

545
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,320
Speaker 5: and I've just got to stare at you, like, how

546
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:02,320
Speaker 5: long is this going to go on?

547
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 3: Well?

548
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:06,480
Speaker 2: What I found was a reminder that Felicia Day is

549
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:07,399
Speaker 2: Thursday at seven.

550
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,600
Speaker 6: Tibody reminded you was that Devon?

551
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 1: That was Kevin. I'll be just flying back the next day.

552
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 2: So I asked Devon to engineer okay because he knows her.

553
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 5: And there's a party right now. You guys, did you

554
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 5: get invited the party?

555
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 1: The party is the issue.

556
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,639
Speaker 2: He wants us to keep this episode brief so that

557
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:23,879
Speaker 2: Devin can go to the party.

558
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:28,920
Speaker 1: Devin, it's very kind of around the corner, are you guys?

559
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 1: You guys can carry.

560
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 3: Off your button around the corner?

561
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:35,119
Speaker 1: Okay? Oh no? And I walked right into it. I

562
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:38,240
Speaker 1: thanked him for it. Can you just clear?

563
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:39,879
Speaker 5: But I mean, you guys were not invited to the

564
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 5: ear Wolf holiday party.

565
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 1: I can't keep track of all these earl Why is.

566
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Speaker 6: There a tear coming out of your left eye. I'm

567
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:49,400
Speaker 6: so sorry.

568
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 1: It's just really dry in here. Oh boy.

569
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Speaker 3: Okay, but yes, of course we know who you are.

570
00:24:56,040 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 3: You are the one female MythBuster. We can't do that

571
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:03,679
Speaker 3: on this.

572
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:08,920
Speaker 1: We're going to do that. Yes, we have to do dungeons.

573
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,960
Speaker 5: Okay, just get get it going. We gotta keep this brief.

574
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 5: Deva has a party to go to.

575
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 3: Okay, what's the first thing we do?

576
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Speaker 2: What? I help us create characters that are as iconic

577
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 2: as the characters we've created on this show already.

578
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:29,120
Speaker 1: Santa Man? Oh oh, Santa Moriarty. You created Moriarty.

579
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 3: Yes, Santman's nimy funny. Right, No, you don't get it.

580
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 1: I'm just being honest. What they say two dozen people

581
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:40,960
Speaker 1: can't be wrong.

582
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:46,240
Speaker 5: Okay, So what I would recommend is what Okay, so

583
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 5: I need to know your.

584
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Speaker 1: Personality can party crusher.

585
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 5: Party crusher? Okay, Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda is totally

586
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:56,919
Speaker 5: a cleric, right.

587
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 1: What do you think for sure?

588
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,359
Speaker 2: Puberty Yoda. I guess it's not really a baby. I

589
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,479
Speaker 2: started to actually become a man, Puberty Yoda.

590
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,359
Speaker 5: I hope his voice doesn't crack.

591
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:10,960
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know, sounds like something that.

592
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 3: I wish I knew how to talk like Yoda, then

593
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:14,879
Speaker 3: I could do a really funny version of it.

594
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,639
Speaker 1: But I don't have that in our house now. But

595
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:18,200
Speaker 1: here's the thing.

596
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,119
Speaker 3: But like, imagine a voice cracking version of like however

597
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,440
Speaker 3: he talked how he talks.

598
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Speaker 1: I don't know what he would say, but he'd go

599
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:26,439
Speaker 1: like could be so yeah.

600
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 5: What if he has what here's the thing. No, here's

601
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 5: the thing of yes, like sleeper please wow, like passive

602
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:47,120
Speaker 5: If that's not how Yoda even talks. Man, come on, dad,

603
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:49,680
Speaker 5: everyone else has a light seaber.

604
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 3: His dad is thirty nine year old Yoda.

605
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,720
Speaker 5: Here's the thing about baby Yoda, though, for real, if

606
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 5: you go through puberty, that means you have like a

607
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,120
Speaker 5: hormonal surch That means you're going to get a bunch

608
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:01,680
Speaker 5: of woodies.

609
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 6: So it's woo do you know?

610
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:04,920
Speaker 1: Okay, it makes that.

611
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 3: Sound like right, and that is nerd comedy.

612
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 1: You're in the middle of math class, Yoda, Yoda, could

613
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 1: you come do this problem on the board? Could you

614
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 1: ask someone else?

615
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:24,199
Speaker 5: Yes, that's the first time I've genuinely been amused this

616
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:24,680
Speaker 5: whole time.

617
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:27,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you are nerds.

618
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:28,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's true.

619
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,920
Speaker 5: Okay, listen, I would propose a scenario to you guys.

620
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,439
Speaker 3: Okay, we already proposed one, but go ahead.

621
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll just reckon that.

622
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 5: Here we go, you guys, and I want to take

623
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 5: it an analogous to something that you guys might have

624
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:48,440
Speaker 5: in your realist So let's okay.

625
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:51,400
Speaker 3: There's a club big might there, might's doing a lot

626
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 3: of work, might have what.

627
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 1: You guys are.

628
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you didn't right, I didn't say whatever, But

629
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 5: I let you think it.

630
00:27:58,840 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 3: Right.

631
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:05,720
Speaker 1: What you're talking about Wheal House a club. You're in

632
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 1: a club and you guys want to get in and

633
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 1: you can't get club. Club Deviate is a club Deviate

634
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 1: on the third floor of Hollywood at Island.

635
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 6: I don't go out. It is that one.

636
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 3: Yes, that's where they do the freaking kids mix from

637
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,160
Speaker 3: every Friday.

638
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 6: Words that you're saying.

639
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,159
Speaker 1: Is broadcast from Club Deviate. You ever heard of the

640
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: jingle Ball? What do you say?

641
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:28,920
Speaker 3: What are your words? I mean you don't go out?

642
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,160
Speaker 3: You need to go out to the jingle Ball. Even

643
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:35,160
Speaker 3: nerds go So the nerds being cool? Now, now the

644
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 3: entire jingle Ball is nerds. Oh it's loaded with nerds. Well,

645
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 3: Deviate full of nerds. Two hunderd nerds and the illuminears,

646
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 3: hot cut.

647
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 1: Wet nerds. I don't want to say any of that

648
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 1: nerd jocks.

649
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 6: We're never going to get to my point.

650
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 1: Are we the club?

651
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 6: The club?

652
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 5: Okay, we're in the club and you need to get in?

653
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 5: How would you do it?

654
00:28:58,760 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 1: Is it one?

655
00:28:59,240 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 2: Oh?

656
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 6: It's one oak?

657
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 1: Can I get a table?

658
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 3: No?

659
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 1: You can't even get it?

660
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 5: How are you going to approach the bouncer? Are you

661
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 5: going to are you gonna be aggressive? Are you going

662
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 5: to use your wiles? Going to have somebody else do

663
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 5: it for you? How are you going to approach this

664
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 5: problem that's going to give me a little insight into

665
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 5: your personality?

666
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 1: One second started getting yes, boogie boogie, boogie boogie do

667
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 1: bad boy Bill?

668
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 2: So I I probably would ask my wife if she

669
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 2: knows anyone who works in the kitchen.

670
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 5: M hmm wow, yeah, I think.

671
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 1: Wait, let me see your hands. Let me see your hands,

672
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 1: my hand, your hands?

673
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 3: You're going to ask if they're real?

674
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 6: I just want to see them.

675
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys got did you what happened there?

676
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 3: My wife? So like, try this adversised nerd. My wife

677
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 3: is Carrie Anne Moss or.

678
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 1: Technically that's right, all right?

679
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 3: So she is not my wife, but I am her husband.

680
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 5: Oh it was like a proxy thing fourteenth century.

681
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 1: She like, all all squares are not rectangles or whatever. Yeah,

682
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 1: you know, but right, like, she is not married to me,

683
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 1: but I am married. He is married to her.

684
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 5: Yet, Yes, okay, what about you?

685
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 2: Uh so I am married to tennis superstar Stuffie Grave.

686
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 5: Oh she is incredible. Yes you can do You get

687
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 5: intimidated because her forearms are so much earlier than yours,

688
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 5: because you are like you're like a twig from the

689
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 5: wrist to the elbow.

690
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,240
Speaker 6: I'm so sorry. It's just an observation I just made.

691
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 1: No. No, that's fine.

692
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 2: I think it's good to insult people's bodies. What I'll

693
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 2: say is I have a lot of love for Steffie.

694
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 2: She's the best wife in the world. I have not

695
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 2: seen her for several years. Wow, And I am not

696
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 2: allowed in her house.

697
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 5: Oh but okay.

698
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 2: If I was trying to get in a one oak,

699
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 2: I think I would use my yearly text and say, do.

700
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 1: You know anyone works in the kitchen or anything? Wow?

701
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, that would be a wizard move, don't you think, Devin, It.

702
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 1: Sounds you're a wizard. Yeah, Okay, so you.

703
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 5: Have a Sefie graft cantrip that you just pull out

704
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 5: of your you know, your book of spells. You have

705
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 5: it prepared for an emergency situation.

706
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 3: What's an It's like it's a trip for a freaking can.

707
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 5: It's no, it's it's just a simple spell joke. God,

708
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 5: damn Jesus, don't you my people off, Jesus Christ.

709
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: I don't really think that can is taking a trip.

710
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 1: Just don't even say it.

711
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,280
Speaker 5: Don't have it come out of your mouth again.

712
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 1: Okay the word again, don't say it?

713
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 3: How do you spell it?

714
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 6: I'm I'm out, Devin, just spell it.

715
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a napkin. This is a napkin. Don't

716
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 1: do that. Wow, right in front of the mic. Wow, okay,

717
00:31:58,760 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 1: stop it.

718
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 3: Wow. That was like a minor spell.

719
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, not a cants, a little one.

720
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 2: She's having another one of her spells.

721
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 1: How do you spell that? Hum?

722
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 5: I'm not going backwards.

723
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 1: I'm asking Devon. I assume C N T R I P.

724
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 3: He didn't know.

725
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 1: I'm not a D and D person. Bully.

726
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 5: Have you harassed? Are you a guy who does lacrosse?

727
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 4: No?

728
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 3: He's always yes, yes, he's always trailing.

729
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 1: He's cradling He's walking.

730
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 3: Down the halls of the Earwolf, just cradling his big

731
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 3: blue defenseman stick.

732
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 2: I spend like particularly offensive to me as someone who's

733
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 2: won eighth Native American?

734
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 1: Did he invented it? Yes? And now Devin and all

735
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 1: his prep skin, he's not going there. He was already here.

736
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 1: You came there. I've been here. You're the one who

737
00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 1: was there.

738
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 3: The New Jersey days.

739
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 1: There's so much water left in it.

740
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 2: There's something a lot of water in there.

741
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 3: I want to Can I get to be someone as well?

742
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, well you have listen, you've already Okay, so.

743
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 1: Do a scenario. This is the same scenario. I don't

744
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: get a new scenario.

745
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 5: When you play everyone, you're gonna ask.

746
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 1: How they get into one oak.

747
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 6: Okay, listen, okay.

748
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 3: Uh you limbo under the friggin Cordon you James Cordon.

749
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 5: The next Medea movie coming. Okay, Okay, we have red carpet.

750
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 5: You want to go? Yes, how are you gonna get

751
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 5: How are you gonna get that pr person to get

752
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 5: let you in?

753
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 3: Okay? I call my publicist. It goes to voicemail after

754
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 3: one ring. Okay, I leave a very long voicemail, A

755
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 3: lot of like catching. We have a lot of catching

756
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 3: up to do. So I talk about all this stuff

757
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 3: that I've been accomplishing lately that I would like to

758
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:09,279
Speaker 3: get pressed for.

759
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:12,280
Speaker 1: Oh wow, where is it? What theater?

760
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:14,720
Speaker 6: It's a It's at the Hollywood.

761
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 5: It's the Pantagious.

762
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:17,800
Speaker 1: Is it the Pantagious theater?

763
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 5: They kicked out?

764
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:21,439
Speaker 1: Is kicked out?

765
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 3: Kicked to show to screen the new media movie?

766
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 1: Yep?

767
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 2: And I would be a halton that if they did that,

768
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 2: because I am a wizard.

769
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 1: You kill me? Which is wizard? Okay?

770
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 2: I thought you were saying wizard the characteriz William Finn

771
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:40,840
Speaker 2: play Falsettos.

772
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,360
Speaker 1: Wow, the musical.

773
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:43,840
Speaker 6: That is some deep reference.

774
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:47,840
Speaker 2: I don't care about wizards Marvin's new boyfriend.

775
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:52,399
Speaker 1: So I thought that was what you meant.

776
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 2: And I was very upset to hear the Pantagious is

777
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 2: no longer doing theater, because of course it's one of

778
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 2: the only places I can.

779
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:02,279
Speaker 5: Exist about you for a second, we're really we're on

780
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:02,919
Speaker 5: haze right now.

781
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 3: Okay, So I guess the way, given that it's at

782
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 3: the Pantagious, my way in would be understudy for one

783
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 3: of the munchkins.

784
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:16,359
Speaker 1: Wow, there's a Munchkin in the new media movie.

785
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 6: That's that's a turn.

786
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 1: No, not in the media movie.

787
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 5: In Wicked, Oh, in Wicked, and then you just kind

788
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 5: of we do the show.

789
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:25,359
Speaker 1: I you know, maybe I meant it.

790
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:26,240
Speaker 3: Maybe it's a thief.

791
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 1: You're a thief.

792
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 5: No, rogue, you're a rogue. You're a backstabber, You're a

793
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,240
Speaker 5: nefarious sort of a rogue.

794
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:34,240
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're a rogue.

795
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 1: Man, No, it's not it's not thief. I mean, it's

796
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 1: not thief.

797
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:42,279
Speaker 3: I was already allowed to be there. And if I

798
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 3: it's squatter's rights. If you're in a play at the

799
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:50,839
Speaker 3: you get to stay there as long as you don't leave.

800
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 3: You are a sovereign citizen of the theater.

801
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,720
Speaker 1: Wow, I mean, if that's what I am.

802
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 5: Is and what all performers are, you have a lot

803
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 5: of points in persuadeon, That's what I would say. You'd

804
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 5: be at a rogue and you'd have a lot of

805
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 5: points in persuasion.

806
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 1: That's all you say. Okay, so he's a rogue and

807
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 1: I'm a wizard.

808
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 5: You're a wizard. Wizard, Devin, what would you.

809
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 3: Be a good question in a scenario? Okay, your scenario?

810
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:21,720
Speaker 5: Okay, listen, you are a parent of a small child

811
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 5: and the latest craze comes out, the latest.

812
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:31,400
Speaker 2: Okay again turbo.

813
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not a hatch mole whatever whatever this is.

814
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 1: It's turbo man.

815
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 5: You really want a turble man for your child? How

816
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,800
Speaker 5: are you going to get? Now the doors are about

817
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 5: to open, there's a crowd milling about.

818
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 6: How are you going to get that? Turboman?

819
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 5: Number one could be.

820
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 1: Morono, I mean, not a herbo man. It's all the way.

821
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 1: That's turbo mop. Yeah, that's turbo.

822
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 7: I think rather than engage in the violence of attempting

823
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 7: to beat the other people to the.

824
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 1: Turboman at a barbarian okay, right, I.

825
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 7: Think that I would wait for people to come out

826
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,239
Speaker 7: with a turboman and attempt to purchase it from them

827
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:13,760
Speaker 7: a markup.

828
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 5: When you were saying that, I was like, you would

829
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 5: beat them up and steal it from them.

830
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 1: No, I would not. He's a merchant. Well that is

831
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 1: really interesting. He's mercantile. You'd be you would be like

832
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 1: an NPC. Yeah right, you'd be nothing. Well, that's the

833
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 1: engineers for you. Devin's a freaking NPC. NBC. I'm so sorry.

834
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 6: I'm not a person.

835
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,319
Speaker 1: You might have a good cut scene, though, you.

836
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:37,919
Speaker 5: Would have a good cut scene, and if you've died,

837
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 5: you'd motivate somebody in something exactly all right.

838
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:41,280
Speaker 1: So with these two.

839
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:45,320
Speaker 5: Guys, this you can put them in you know whatever

840
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 5: you're allowed to do that do a cut scene and

841
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:48,399
Speaker 5: a d D thing.

842
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, you could certainly have just like sitting around you.

843
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 3: So now you know what this stuff is.

844
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 5: I was accidentally pregnant in one of my campaigns.

845
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah a pirate. Yeah it's slipped in.

846
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 8: Oh no, well no yeah, oh no my show. So

847
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,879
Speaker 8: what powers do I have?

848
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 1: What kind of powers do you?

849
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,880
Speaker 5: Well? I mean you have a spell book, and I

850
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 5: would say, lady in books, I would say that you

851
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 5: could probably I don't know what kind of element attracts

852
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 5: you the most, like fire, wind, water, earth too windy? Okay,

853
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 5: water soaked air was the same thing as wind. I

854
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 5: don't know earth, metal, huh, any kind of metal?

855
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 1: What about any kind of tracks the most.

856
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 5: I'm just trying to figure out what how the spells

857
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:49,399
Speaker 5: he might be attracted to, you know.

858
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 1: The elements, magnet spells. Yeah, okay, I don't think that's

859
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 1: going to work at all.

860
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 6: Why you have an inside joke? Win magnet spells.

861
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:05,960
Speaker 5: What is that? Oh God, I'm uncomfortable. Can Devon has

862
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 5: to go to a party?

863
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 1: Y'all don't mind me. I'm literally having he really likes you.

864
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 5: I look at him and he's so like chuckling, like

865
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 5: he really enjoys you. Guys.

866
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 1: We're friends with the engineers. When this episode started, she

867
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: was like, why is he allowed in the room?

868
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:25,279
Speaker 2: No?

869
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:29,360
Speaker 5: For the record, Devon sits in behind the glass per

870
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:33,399
Speaker 5: the restraining order when I record boys so stars, all right,

871
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 5: So having him this closed and being able to breathe

872
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 5: the co two that comes out of him is actually

873
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,240
Speaker 5: lethal to my ego.

874
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:43,839
Speaker 2: Okay, I when I met Felicia, I shook her hand

875
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,239
Speaker 2: and I had barely released her hand into it.

876
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 1: Are you sick?

877
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 5: I did?

878
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 4: I did?

879
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: I'm not. This was before she said you don't even

880
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 1: know who I am.

881
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 6: That was before we really hit it off.

882
00:39:58,040 --> 00:39:58,320
Speaker 1: Early.

883
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 5: You just a little like you didn't want to be

884
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,799
Speaker 5: here and be a little bit of emic. Just both

885
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:08,280
Speaker 5: of those two things, I guess.

886
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 1: I mean, is it just like a lack of meat?

887
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 6: Do you need to eat some meat right now?

888
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 2: I had a sort of like a little turkey.

889
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 6: Stick earlier, turkey a stick of turkey.

890
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 1: It's like a bully that he can like chew on it,

891
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 1: what like a dog?

892
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 5: Like?

893
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 1: Oh wow, those aren't for humans? That okay for babies,

894
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 1: human babies. No, babies don't get turkey sticks. I don't think, well,

895
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 1: not when I'm around. No, okay, snatch them all up.

896
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 3: Wow, what's the what's element?

897
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 1: Oh?

898
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 3: Elements skateboard?

899
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,440
Speaker 5: Yeah? I mean maybe do you want to like, do

900
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 5: you want to be a necromancer and like like dead things?

901
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 5: That's kind of fun.

902
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 3: He is something of when you see him with his

903
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 3: wife years ago, he was something of a neck romancer.

904
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:03,760
Speaker 6: His wife is dead.

905
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 5: No, I'm so sorry.

906
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 1: Romancing her neck? Yeah, yeah, romancing the neck.

907
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:12,280
Speaker 5: Yes, you mean like with a hickey.

908
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 3: He's a hackey monster.

909
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:17,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, gross, so tacky. I was leaving mad Hickey Stuffie

910
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 1: graff Oh Steffy, poor Steffie. No wonder she.

911
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:22,360
Speaker 5: Anymore?

912
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I might want to throw on a turtle neck.

913
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 1: Can't wear a mock turtleneck and it doesn't open. I'm

914
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: going to town.

915
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 6: I'm disgusting.

916
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 1: I lock it on the karate it just.

917
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 5: You might be a vampire, then I think you should

918
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 5: be a you're definitely a necromancer.

919
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 1: Vampire with a Y with a W and a.

920
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:48,239
Speaker 6: Y And do you guys do go?

921
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:51,800
Speaker 5: Have you heard of that secret golf club on a koanga?

922
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah we know the club?

923
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:04,359
Speaker 1: Yeah oh okay secret. It's because because I knew so

924
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: yeah I was, and I thought everyone else was to

925
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:12,239
Speaker 1: the Christmas party?

926
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:14,239
Speaker 2: Yeah right yeah?

927
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 3: And uh and so what the like kind of stuff

928
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 3: do you do there?

929
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 1: Oh?

930
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:21,720
Speaker 6: I would never go. I wasn't invited.

931
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, it sucks. I couldn't have gone.

932
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,040
Speaker 5: I know people who go, and then when they described

933
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,880
Speaker 5: their evening there, I'm like, I don't even want to

934
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 5: be invited.

935
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that's weird. Yeah.

936
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 5: I did it as a joke, sus, And I was

937
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 5: kidding maybe dark there, and there's goths there, and then

938
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 5: it'd be just a dark goss club.

939
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 1: Yep, so many piercings. Forget it.

940
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 5: If I went in there with some magnets, come on,

941
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 5: that was real pandry. Jesus. I was trying to do

942
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 5: a callback done here.

943
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 2: We laughed, I laugh was the callback as well?

944
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 5: Uh huh okay, okay, So.

945
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:04,760
Speaker 2: What character is Felicia going to be? And we should

946
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 2: give you a scenario.

947
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:07,760
Speaker 1: I mean here's the thing.

948
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 5: If you're I mean, are we a party or are

949
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 5: we just playing separately? Like if my personality would be

950
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 5: more like a sorcerer, really high charisma, low intelligence kind

951
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 5: of thing, that's really fun. Although I would have suspected

952
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 5: that for you.

953
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:24,320
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, charisma.

954
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:29,360
Speaker 2: That's the nicest thing certainly that you've said, and probably

955
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 2: that anyone has.

956
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 5: So like, if we were a party, we would need

957
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 5: some muscle, and that's not necessarily the role that I

958
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,839
Speaker 5: usually play, but I would be happy to be like

959
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 5: a spell sword or you know, like that would be

960
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:44,800
Speaker 5: a warrior, but also who could do some spells.

961
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 6: They can like enchant their weapon.

962
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 1: Unfair.

963
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:49,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a little dull, classy.

964
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 3: It's a little a warrior and is doing spells as well.

965
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:53,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I'm a multitasker.

966
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 5: I wear a lot of hats.

967
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 1: Okay.

968
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 3: Then I'm like, also, I'm like a giant that it

969
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 3: can could do lightning bolts your and is smart, like

970
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 3: I get to do whatever it is. I'm like this

971
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 3: like a smart, incredibly strong giant.

972
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 5: You're an incredibly strong giant, road you can do lightning

973
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 5: bolts and has like.

974
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 1: I'm the planet, I'm the whole planet.

975
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 2: Which one for the entire games.

976
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:24,920
Speaker 5: I don't know how that works.

977
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 1: I'm and I'm Jesus, and I'm friends with you Jesus.

978
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:31,240
Speaker 1: Jesus was more of a cleric.

979
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 6: I would think, right, okay, yeah, I.

980
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 1: Can see that.

981
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 3: Okay, we cannot get into the I was one that

982
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 3: you were going to do this every time.

983
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 1: We cannot get into this. Jesus was a cleric. He

984
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 1: has such high stats.

985
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 5: I love him so much, he loves he mixed up

986
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 5: with bats.

987
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 1: It's like a rap. That was amazing.

988
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 8: Yeah, Jesus, Minnesota rap.

989
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 7: This is like Minnesota rap right there. Minnesota rap is

990
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:05,359
Speaker 7: slug doom tree, come on, okay, a spell sword. Yeah,

991
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:06,439
Speaker 7: it was pregnant as well.

992
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 5: You said, I mean when I when my character I

993
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 5: was a wizard. I was a wizard and I was

994
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:16,319
Speaker 5: accidentally impregnated by Yeah, well not kept the equivalent in

995
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,839
Speaker 5: that world. Yeah, so that was my character in that

996
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 5: particular campaign.

997
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 1: But you can play a different character.

998
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:28,320
Speaker 3: From the movie. Nope, you don't listen to the score. Absolutely,

999
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:29,840
Speaker 3: you don't appreciate a good score.

1000
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:31,440
Speaker 5: No, I don't listen to any and I don't listen

1001
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 5: to one lyric. Ever, I don't even want. It's it's

1002
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 5: as if.

1003
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 1: No lyrics, no lyrics? Is that true lyric?

1004
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 6: I'm apathetic about it.

1005
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 7: Thank you, Dove, I have It's funny because I really

1006
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 7: like lyrics and records, but I'll have favorites.

1007
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 1: We're not your show.

1008
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:54,280
Speaker 5: We're having Okay, it's me and Devon having a spec sidebar.

1009
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 1: Didn't even ask you a question. I can have the interview.

1010
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: You don't listen to or the lyrics? I mean, no,

1011
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 1: why why I listened to? I listened to the I

1012
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:08,759
Speaker 1: just watched the lips move.

1013
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:14,399
Speaker 2: It's just it's just a music video on mute. Well

1014
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 2: that's very interesting.

1015
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 3: Wow, so finely now you know, like talk about that

1016
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:21,240
Speaker 3: like that's interesting.

1017
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 1: Finally interesting. Two and a half hours of talking, it

1018
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 1: seems this is now. It has not been that long.

1019
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 5: I don't know how long it's been, but it feels now.

1020
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:33,479
Speaker 5: Should we talk about like my eyebrows crew.

1021
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 3: He used to play do we have the song? Which one?

1022
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 3: The song?

1023
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 1: How long is it the song?

1024
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:38,719
Speaker 2: For?

1025
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 7: How long has it been? I'm unfamiliar with this trope.

1026
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:44,920
Speaker 7: We used to play a song, we would play it

1027
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,400
Speaker 7: on the show. I apologize, band made it and I

1028
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 7: apologize this before my time, and it's not in the

1029
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 7: playlist at the time.

1030
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:51,400
Speaker 1: Sucks.

1031
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, Wow, say what you're gonna say? I don't see

1032
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 3: if I can find.

1033
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:57,759
Speaker 5: He'sing it in because he wants He's already at the party, Devin.

1034
00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,279
Speaker 1: It's just before my time. I apologize.

1035
00:46:59,320 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 3: How you can?

1036
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 1: He said that a little chimmy in his show. From

1037
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 1: the waist up, he's the air from the waist down.

1038
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 1: He's already at the party.

1039
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:08,320
Speaker 2: He's got a little extra giddy up below the bunt line.

1040
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 5: He's doing some sweet sweet groove into Jillie Eilish.

1041
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1042
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:18,800
Speaker 2: So I was gonna ask Hayes a question, but Hayeses

1043
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 2: told me to say what I was going to say.

1044
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 5: Are you texting him?

1045
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:28,919
Speaker 1: Are you guys texting each other? Well, ideas, are you kidding? Well,

1046
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,879
Speaker 1: this is in the vein of a funny idea.

1047
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 3: Try being a supportive co host.

1048
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 2: So the way that we normally end the show is, ah.

1049
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 3: That's for our other show and like one podcast we have, Like.

1050
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 5: Why no one needs that much from you.

1051
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:59,400
Speaker 2: It's not a matter of what you need, it's a

1052
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 2: matter of what I I want.

1053
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:04,239
Speaker 5: Wow, So you basically just attach a mic to your

1054
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 5: mouth and walk around twenty four to seven.

1055
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:11,360
Speaker 3: Right, Oh, yes, crazy idea that people would pay for

1056
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 3: that Mike's Mouth. Our business model has been basically, a few,

1057
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:22,439
Speaker 3: like a dozen people listen to this show for free.

1058
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 3: Then we do a subscription version of this show. Then

1059
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:30,759
Speaker 3: it gets cut down to like sixteen people, but it's

1060
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:33,879
Speaker 3: five dollars a month for like a bunch of other

1061
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 3: stuff as well. We also have a show that's five

1062
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 3: dollars a month just.

1063
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 1: For that show. There's five people that listen to that.

1064
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:43,760
Speaker 3: So this is we have to fight the one person

1065
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:48,760
Speaker 3: who will pay like fifty dollars a month for twenty

1066
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:50,120
Speaker 3: for Mike Mouth.

1067
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the next logical step.

1068
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 3: I'm realizing you.

1069
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 1: Can do this.

1070
00:48:58,080 --> 00:48:59,799
Speaker 5: It could be just stuffy graff.

1071
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 1: They're out, could just be steffy. It won't be, but

1072
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 1: I appreciate you saying that.

1073
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 5: All right, I'm just trying to heal a wound that

1074
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:09,000
Speaker 5: that relationship has obviously caused a great chasm in your soul.

1075
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 1: She had a forehand at me. Oh oh my last

1076
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 1: time I came.

1077
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 2: Last time, I last time I pulled my pickup truck

1078
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 2: on her front lawn.

1079
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,279
Speaker 1: You have a pickup truck in la I got a

1080
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 1: big ass pickup truck. I pulled onto her front. Do

1081
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 1: you have a gardeners?

1082
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:25,839
Speaker 2: I turned on the high beams to try to see

1083
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 2: through the window to see.

1084
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 1: If she was with her man.

1085
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 2: Well, she came out, hit a big forehand at the truck,

1086
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:34,440
Speaker 2: shattered the windshield.

1087
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:40,239
Speaker 1: He woke me up. She was, wow, this is so it.

1088
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 5: There's a lot going on in this story.

1089
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:44,360
Speaker 1: Well, i'd had about fifty beers.

1090
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:48,239
Speaker 5: Oh boy, fifty beers. It's a lot of beers. It's

1091
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:49,919
Speaker 5: a lot of peace over the course of a month,

1092
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 5: over the course of a month. But you were in

1093
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 5: the car, in her in her lawn, on her in

1094
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,759
Speaker 5: her car, fifty beers over a month. And then she

1095
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 5: finally came out after a month and said, get off

1096
00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:01,319
Speaker 5: my four our.

1097
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 3: Like Clod and grand Tino, And that's kind of a

1098
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 3: similar voice.

1099
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm so sorry.

1100
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:08,160
Speaker 1: It's okay.

1101
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,760
Speaker 3: Here's a truck. Because he's a landscape architect.

1102
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:12,439
Speaker 5: Let's see where I was going to ask.

1103
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:13,800
Speaker 6: I wanted to ask why I had a truck.

1104
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 3: He does topiary for like bachelor and bachelorette parties. You know,

1105
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 3: some people do like like cakes, like funny cakes.

1106
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:25,479
Speaker 1: Parent stuff. He does like the topiary version of.

1107
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 5: That customize like per like, I grabbed the.

1108
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 2: Shrubs and I'll do I. Honestly, you usually can't see

1109
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 2: him because Snoopy is going down on the chick.

1110
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:44,600
Speaker 1: Bye ha