Speaker 1: Here ew ew your long fucking nails. We're gonna scratch
Speaker 1: the inside, do you freak aus ho?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hi guys, welcome back to emergency and.
Speaker 2: Come yeah, welcome back, welcome back. Hey, hey, guys, we're
Speaker 2: trying to get into it. We're not really feeling it today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel very lethargic and crazy. I if anybody
Speaker 1: knows me, you know that waking up early as a
Speaker 1: miracle for me. It is a godsend and is very
Speaker 1: It's not my usual. And this morning I woke up
Speaker 1: eyes burst it open at eight fifty two a m.
Speaker 1: And I look down and no, don't clappy, you're good.
Speaker 1: It's good because it's not good. I woke up from
Speaker 1: a dream where me and Drew were witnessing the category
Speaker 1: here get here. I literally hate it, Like I feel
Speaker 1: like last night there was a moth attacking my phone
Speaker 1: in the middle of the night, and that is giving
Speaker 1: me the same feeling where I'm like I have to
Speaker 1: like guide it away. And then just like I woke
Speaker 1: up from a dream where me and Drew were witnessing
Speaker 1: a category for tornado in the middle bomb fuck yeh
Speaker 1: four oh sorry, I was thinking hurricane. Yeah, you're so annoying.
Speaker 1: You need to turn that off. You're freaking me out,
Speaker 1: Like why do you just have that on for fun?
Speaker 2: And ironically feels good to me, like when I put
Speaker 2: it on my like these two muscles, it like feels so.
Speaker 1: Good, like it's almost like a massage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, And I also want to try putting it
Speaker 2: on my wrist, but I'm scared that it's gonna like, uh, okay,
Speaker 2: that's certain to hurt.
Speaker 1: Actually, I woke up from that dream and I looked
Speaker 1: at the time, and I thought to myself, it is
Speaker 1: early enough. I can risk going back to sleep because
Speaker 1: I need to get back to that dream. And I
Speaker 1: wanted to go back to seeing the tornado so bad
Speaker 1: that I went back to the dream. And I actually
Speaker 1: successfully got back into the dream. But the weird part
Speaker 1: is it was like that dream kept going without me,
Speaker 1: so like when I left, I came back and things
Speaker 1: had kept happening while I was awaken an alarm, So
Speaker 1: I woke up at eleven and cent and it was.
Speaker 2: Really sad dreams.
Speaker 1: I also woke up and I wake up every day
Speaker 1: with the gnarliest neck pains because I don't know how
Speaker 1: to sleep correctly and I buy miracle not only woke
Speaker 1: up early, woke up with no neck pain, felt fully rested,
Speaker 1: but wanted to get back to that dream. So I
Speaker 1: fucked it up. And then I woke up and my
Speaker 1: neck was all twisted up and my fucking shoulder's hurting out.
Speaker 2: Dude, I've been waking up at like the ripe time
Speaker 2: of six am, like writhing around in my bed, and
Speaker 2: I cannot get back to sleep until like I stand up,
Speaker 2: and then for some reason, after I stand up, I
Speaker 2: can lay back down and go back to sleep. But
Speaker 2: like literally like writhing around in bed.
Speaker 1: Well, it's because you like stand up and you almost
Speaker 1: faint every time. Oh my god. That was another thing. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I keep talking about my fucking dreams. But the night
Speaker 1: I was sitting in your bed and we were talking
Speaker 1: about like the medication thing, I had also seen that
Speaker 1: like a side effect, was getting really dizzy and nauseous,
Speaker 1: and then so as I was going to bed, I
Speaker 1: was knocking on every time I knocked out. My body
Speaker 1: was like putting myself in this dream scenario where like
Speaker 1: I was standing around in random places in the house
Speaker 1: around you and like other friends, and I kept like
Speaker 1: I was standing and then I would get really dizzy
Speaker 1: and like, no, I was gonna faint, and then like
Speaker 1: my body it felt so real and scary because what
Speaker 1: was happening is I was just falling asleep and my
Speaker 1: body was fully going like knocking out. But in the
Speaker 1: dream it felt real like I was just standing around
Speaker 1: and like fainting, and then I kept waking up and
Speaker 1: I woke up like four diffime. I was always falling asleep,
Speaker 1: and I kept begging you guys at being like please wease,
Speaker 1: please please help me, Like I keep fainting. I keep
Speaker 1: fainting like like I've never fainted before, like I always
Speaker 1: said I wanted this, but I'm like scared now I
Speaker 1: don't want to faint. And you guys were laughing at
Speaker 1: me because you were like, girl, you're so annoying, like
Speaker 1: go lay down, and I was just like no, seriously.
Speaker 1: And it was because like as I was fainting in
Speaker 1: the dream, I kept knowing I was gonna like knock
Speaker 1: out and faint, so I would lay on the floor
Speaker 1: and then pass out. But then when I passed out,
Speaker 1: I would wake back up in real life and then
Speaker 1: get back in the dream, and then I was stuck
Speaker 1: in this cycle for like twenty minutes before falling asleep,
Speaker 1: and then I was really scared because I thought I
Speaker 1: was dying and I was like I when I woke
Speaker 1: up the last time, I was like, my heart might
Speaker 1: be failing right now and nobody will know. And my
Speaker 1: dream is trying to tell me to go to the hospital,
Speaker 1: but I'm just gonna go to sleep. And then I
Speaker 1: knocked that up and I was.
Speaker 3: Fine, Actually, do you mind if I get a little
Speaker 3: bit more relaxed for this episode and put out yes,
Speaker 3: of course.
Speaker 2: Like just lock it.
Speaker 1: I mean you yawn, you get on your phone, you
Speaker 1: lay around.
Speaker 3: Now every time I get on my phone, I'm doing
Speaker 3: We established this in the last episode. I'm actually writing
Speaker 3: notes and.
Speaker 2: At pornograph you need pen and paper. From now, no
Speaker 2: more technology, A quill, dude.
Speaker 3: I got an app like yours drew where it shuts
Speaker 3: down all the social media, the good apps. But there's
Speaker 3: this thing I have to scan on my refrigerator to
Speaker 3: unlock them. That really it's called a brick and it
Speaker 3: says you're bricked up. I'm not even joking. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: I'm currently bricked up.
Speaker 1: Wait, did you have to print out the QR code?
Speaker 3: No? They send you this little gray box and you
Speaker 3: put it on your fridge.
Speaker 2: How n it?
Speaker 3: It's forty bucks, but it's worth it because I'm.
Speaker 2: So I could code that ship for you.
Speaker 3: It is really dystopian, though, because every time I want
Speaker 3: to check Instagram, I have to stand in front of
Speaker 3: my fridge. And it's really.
Speaker 2: Award system for your like eight brain, like the Bananas
Speaker 2: movie and those like trials where you're like yeah.
Speaker 3: And the worst part is all of the all the
Speaker 3: cookies and candy are in there. So I'm also la
Speaker 3: with that.
Speaker 1: You keep your cookies and candy in the fridge, you
Speaker 1: fucking monster.
Speaker 3: Have you ever had a frozen syer patch kid?
Speaker 1: I don't like sour patch kids. Those are disgusting.
Speaker 2: I have these uh true free things that are like
Speaker 2: frozen grapes covered in sour powder, and it's the greatest
Speaker 2: thing I've ever had in my life.
Speaker 1: I still have, like, never fully digested one, like for
Speaker 1: something about them feels like unnatural.
Speaker 2: They are extremely unnamed.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like how post COVID we don't talk
Speaker 1: about one of the biggest consequences we face, which is
Speaker 1: like Cheetos being crushed up and put onto everything like
Speaker 1: that is a consequence of COVID. That would have never
Speaker 1: happened if we weren't.
Speaker 2: That's a consequence of social media. Like that's a consequence
Speaker 2: of food trucks. Like like ane, No, that shit is
Speaker 2: exciting and good.
Speaker 3: That's what's really good. I blacked out when I came here.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Kai literally was like dieting like crazy. I
Speaker 2: was in kosis And he came over and gorged like
Speaker 2: a whole bag to himself and like left like dizzy
Speaker 2: and filled like stuffed.
Speaker 1: Oh are we going to talk about what we were on?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's about bring that up. So the other night,
Speaker 2: And and I were just like chilling on the couch
Speaker 2: and we all know, like what a feeder kink is,
Speaker 2: Like we've we've been privy to it for a while.
Speaker 2: It's been thrust it into the mainstream with certain TikTokers
Speaker 2: and d but some backstory, like feeder kinks are like
Speaker 2: people that like making other people eat a bunch of
Speaker 2: food and get big bellies. There's the feeder and there's
Speaker 2: the feedie. The feeder likes to feed them the feed
Speaker 2: he likes to get big for the person and like
Speaker 2: a lot of it is like stuffing food down people's
Speaker 2: throats like crazy fucking vibes, y'all.
Speaker 1: One of the videos we found was literally these two
Speaker 1: girls of.
Speaker 2: Your funnel a funnel down in this girl's mouth and
Speaker 2: poured like a chocolate smoothie in her mouth. It was crazy.
Speaker 1: It was like the crazy thing we also while we
Speaker 1: were doing this, we like this often, like where we
Speaker 1: go down these rabbit holes of kink is that are like.
Speaker 2: Like like naked leather farcing. There's a bunch of like
Speaker 2: leather pants women farting playlists on YouTube if you ever
Speaker 2: just want to tap the fucking like I'm sure we've
Speaker 2: showed kai before, Like it's a it's a great pastime.
Speaker 3: It's either me you forced me to watch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's either beyond say music videos or leather pants
Speaker 2: fart like it's.
Speaker 1: Some odd like abstract kink that gets past on YouTube regulations,
Speaker 1: which is actually fucking ridiculous because the fact that we
Speaker 1: get like partially demonetized for some of the ship We say,
Speaker 1: when I can get on my fucking Apple TV and
Speaker 1: watch a girl like roll around and fart and like
Speaker 1: shape man, like.
Speaker 2: That's so good, she like starts working out like we
Speaker 2: have like a solid five that we always revisit, and
Speaker 2: my favorite one is when she's like on all fours
Speaker 2: on the bed like towerking the fart out.
Speaker 1: It's but you know what I was thinking when I
Speaker 1: was watching, We were watching guys because like we watch
Speaker 1: it one because we are making fun of it. Sorry
Speaker 1: to eat their own, but it's public shaming.
Speaker 2: It's shaming.
Speaker 1: Part of it is like us watching and really trying
Speaker 1: hard to like understand we're likes about this, like what
Speaker 1: about this? Like could I ever be in a place
Speaker 1: where I'm like, oh, that's like hot, Like we're like
Speaker 1: really watching it, and we went so far down this
Speaker 1: rabbit hole that I was like, this is pushing it,
Speaker 1: like we are watching it.
Speaker 2: We were watching feeder porn together and enjoying it. No,
Speaker 2: the craziest part is we were doing all of this
Speaker 2: on the Apple TV. Not only that, but on Josh's
Speaker 2: YouTube account. So if you go to Josh's watch history
Speaker 2: on his YouTube account, it's like feeder Kink, like seventy
Speaker 2: videos of it. Because we went just went down the
Speaker 2: playlist and we're like, oh my god, we have Yeah,
Speaker 2: it started with Nikocada. We'll get into that in a
Speaker 2: second because we have theories.
Speaker 1: Us we're talking about like pop culture things, but we're
Speaker 1: like Niko Kado avocado.
Speaker 2: Though theories theories. So thenky you will enjoy this one.
Speaker 2: The obvious graduation from theater Kinks is vor so I
Speaker 2: put in you ont Vore and there are crazy and
Speaker 2: Kyle loves for like that's.
Speaker 3: That's my thing. Everyone knows that's my.
Speaker 2: Kay's thing is for. So I put you onto Vre
Speaker 2: and like we went down like the darkest rabbit hole
Speaker 2: ever in the videos on there on YouTube, like some
Speaker 2: child was probably just looking up like Elsa and Anna
Speaker 2: like compilation videos and like ended up on that and
Speaker 2: ended up on like Elsa being eaten by Anna and
Speaker 2: like literally just like her feet sticking out of their
Speaker 2: mouth because they love their with the feet hanging out.
Speaker 1: Literally there has to be a huge connection to war
Speaker 1: and like the foot community, like.
Speaker 2: There bubbly guts, like the sounds and like the.
Speaker 1: Squirting, and did get really dark because then we started
Speaker 1: finding videos of just like random women who these freaka
Speaker 1: leaks were taking and then adding gurgling sounds over and
Speaker 1: it'd be a girl just like dancing and having fun
Speaker 1: on TikTok. But they're adding.
Speaker 2: Like like like the guts like cot out like that
Speaker 2: is yes, noises, Well, then we're doing this, we're watching
Speaker 2: those videos. And that was like actually so loud random, No, No,
Speaker 2: I literally don't care. I forget what I was gonna say.
Speaker 2: It like fucking hypnotized me out of it. I was
Speaker 2: entranced by the vore conversations.
Speaker 1: But no, we like post those videos. Oh wait, were
Speaker 1: you gonna talk about the the like big accounts we found?
Speaker 2: Oh no, but we should talk about that. So like
Speaker 2: we started like we I mean, yeah, we did this
Speaker 2: for like an hour. No, it was at least an
Speaker 2: hour straight. And I started like deep diving because like
Speaker 2: on a lot of these videos, like it would be
Speaker 2: like insert name as like a water stamp. I'm not
Speaker 2: giving free yeah, like a watermark for like the person
Speaker 2: who created it. And there was this one that literally
Speaker 2: like this person created like seventy of the most popular
Speaker 2: vore kink videos on YouTube in this playlist. So I
Speaker 2: look him up and I realized he has a patre
Speaker 2: Patreon girl like over almost eighteen hundred or fifth was
Speaker 2: it fifteen hundred, almost fifteen hundred patrons subscribed for vore,
Speaker 2: And I was like oh my god, they walk among
Speaker 2: us like we've literally like actually probably met people that
Speaker 2: are into this, and like I really need to know,
Speaker 2: Like I'm I'm king shaming a little bit, but like
Speaker 2: I need to know, Like if there's anybody that walks this,
Speaker 2: y'all would lie.
Speaker 1: Y'all would literally just lie like yeah, I'm into that,
Speaker 1: just to say you're into it, but like I really
Speaker 1: want to know, like what you look like it just
Speaker 1: comes from like okay, like to King Shame is one thing,
Speaker 1: Like there it's easy to King shame, but this one
Speaker 1: it feels so fucking like.
Speaker 2: It's like cannibalis though what I was gonna say. They
Speaker 2: get like the girls, Like they eat the girls, and
Speaker 2: their bellies get like nice and big and stuffed, and
Speaker 2: then like the person that they ate is like trying
Speaker 2: to punch out, and that's a big thing for them,
Speaker 2: is like trying to break out of the belly. And
Speaker 2: then like in a split second, they like digest the
Speaker 2: person person and their boobs and butts get bigger. Like
Speaker 2: it's like the person goes to their boobs and butts like.
Speaker 1: All of the like nutrients just fills their boobs and
Speaker 1: butts and then it's like always like the jiggliest, hugest
Speaker 1: boobs you've ever seen, Like it is so insane, and
Speaker 1: then were trying to find it for men.
Speaker 2: We were like, oh yeah, we were.
Speaker 1: Finding it also, mind you, all of these are fucking animated, duh, y,
Speaker 1: but all of them are like all of them are
Speaker 1: like animated duh. And then we were like, Okay, we
Speaker 1: need to see if you can find this for men,
Speaker 1: and we couldn't, but we did find like these accounts
Speaker 1: of like these dudes literally just like chugging beer together
Speaker 1: and like rubbing each other's stomachs, and we were cracking
Speaker 1: up because we were like, dude, first of all, all
Speaker 1: of the videos are like twenty to thirty seconds, and
Speaker 1: then it's like watch the extended version on of and
Speaker 1: me and George just literally dying lab because like one
Speaker 1: of them like went to go like eat a burger together,
Speaker 1: like make out with between them.
Speaker 2: Like food, like making out like that ship Like great.
Speaker 1: It's so gross, but yeah we did that for like
Speaker 1: an hour.
Speaker 2: Should I show them this?
Speaker 1: Yes, I've been using them.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: Literally that's all you get. That's all you get, That's
Speaker 2: literally all you get.
Speaker 1: I love the drumojis.
Speaker 2: Drumoji coming soon, y'all.
Speaker 1: I literally have it on my phone and I keep
Speaker 1: texting it at the end of a Ryan's birthday.
Speaker 2: The one guys and beta testing right now. It may
Speaker 2: never see the light of day. I don't know. If
Speaker 2: y'all want it bad enough, I may, I may release it,
Speaker 2: But I don't think.
Speaker 1: You just want people to beg for it.
Speaker 2: I don't think anybody cares.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I have a bone to pick with people who
Speaker 1: sit on their phoner pick.
Speaker 2: Okay, you have a boner. You have a boner, like
Speaker 2: to pick out of your weggie. Kai threatened to give
Speaker 2: me a weggie today, and you come back, please.
Speaker 3: Come pa, just come back. And yet it's not the
Speaker 3: same without you. It's actually not even close to the same.
Speaker 3: M h, it's completely different.
Speaker 2: Did the whole dynamic changes.
Speaker 1: I don't fuck with people who do parallel play on
Speaker 1: your fucking iPhones with me and you laugh and you
Speaker 1: don't go to show me what the fuck you laughed at,
Speaker 1: and you like what what? What? I hate I hate
Speaker 1: asking what. It dehumanizes me, like it literally make me ask.
Speaker 2: Done that before. I've done that before, not like intentionally,
Speaker 2: but after the fact I'm like, why didn't I just show?
Speaker 2: Like I could have just shown. But I feel like
Speaker 2: that's a universal like experience. I'm the person that'd be
Speaker 2: like what.
Speaker 1: I'm a sharer of my laughter. If I laugh at
Speaker 1: something out loud on my phone, I immediately run to
Speaker 1: go show somebody because I'm like, this laughter must be shared.
Speaker 1: But that's just me. I'm just empathetic and I'm like
Speaker 1: I have that in my DNA. Also, this like is
Speaker 1: really freaking me out, Like I just realized it and
Speaker 1: it's freaking me out.
Speaker 2: Give me to turn it on.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I like the control of it all. Like I like,
Speaker 2: I like now it's weird. I like people begging me
Speaker 2: for more, like they want they want you.
Speaker 1: Who days in a row and it's been a hundred
Speaker 1: It's been one hundred degrees every day, So I know
Speaker 1: his ass things Barah. I can't even get on you though.
Speaker 1: I wore the same outfit for like four days, but
Speaker 1: I watched it because I have some self respect.
Speaker 3: But I've been wearing these shorts for two weeks.
Speaker 1: Oh I know they have like a layer of mildew
Speaker 1: like just on them.
Speaker 3: They I'm not gonna lie I wear them, and I
Speaker 3: get itchy. I feel like I have to watch them
Speaker 3: because I'm just kidding about that last.
Speaker 1: Weight that that sounded too real.
Speaker 3: Sounds like too real, So that's kind of masculine to
Speaker 3: wear the same thing over and over again.
Speaker 1: No, that's like the worst part about me.
Speaker 3: I really care, But isn't it cool when guys don't care?
Speaker 1: And hygiene is actually so fucking repulsive, Like having to
Speaker 1: tell a man to shower before touching you is like
Speaker 1: the craziest experience a woman ever has cinder and that's
Speaker 1: like a common experience, like most women have experience at
Speaker 1: least once. And then having to get in the back
Speaker 1: and forth of like yeah, you know, like I don't
Speaker 1: want you to fuck up my pH so can you
Speaker 1: please just do it? It's like, oh my.
Speaker 3: God, Well, no woman has ever had to have that
Speaker 3: conversation with me.
Speaker 1: Well, you've had sex maybe three times in your life,
Speaker 1: so I'm sure you were really prepared for it.
Speaker 3: Yes, I was prepared for all four times, and I
Speaker 3: had my male douche on the ready.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Drew, I'm scared. I'm with Kai too long.
Speaker 2: Oh now this outfit isn't enough, this is too much.
Speaker 3: Now where the fuck you just got back from burning man?
Speaker 1: Where did you get these tights?
Speaker 2: I've had them forever. I love them. Okay, so every
Speaker 2: fucking outfit I put on is a fucking problem with
Speaker 2: y'all is good. This one is eating like and y'all
Speaker 2: know it. Well, I'm trend forecasting. I think I'm gonna
Speaker 2: like be ahead of those. Yeah, like the girls that
Speaker 2: listen to like crystal castles, like snow strippers are going
Speaker 2: to be wearing these.
Speaker 3: Yeah. That, Oh there's a huge galaxy on your left
Speaker 3: butt cheek?
Speaker 2: Why are you looking at my ass?
Speaker 3: I don't know I should reevaluate.
Speaker 2: I'm calling hr which again to remind you is me?
Speaker 1: Where did you get these? That's all I can think
Speaker 1: about early off Amazon, when like.
Speaker 2: Three weeks ago, I've been meaning to wear them as
Speaker 2: a bit, but like I always forget, and then we
Speaker 2: did like the hotel room episode, and then we had
Speaker 2: other bits planned.
Speaker 1: So wow, they're like actually kind of amazing me. I
Speaker 1: just don't feel like they should be on like this
Speaker 1: image should be.
Speaker 2: I feel like these are illegal for some reason. I
Speaker 2: don't know why.
Speaker 1: It feels like for some reason they have lead in them,
Speaker 1: like they just they do how you see old like
Speaker 1: plates and you're like, I just know that hasn't lead
Speaker 1: in it. That's how I feel about stuff like that.
Speaker 2: They literally because this.
Speaker 1: Kind of vibrant pattern shouldn't be able to be overlaid
Speaker 1: onto clothing. Oh well, I almost got fucking murdered last night.
Speaker 1: If anybody cares, no, one like, literally, I was merging
Speaker 1: onto the fucking highway. I'm just gonna still say it
Speaker 1: because you already cooking me, and I don't care like
Speaker 1: I'm used to it.
Speaker 3: I used to be like men, I care, Actually I care.
Speaker 3: True does not speak for both.
Speaker 1: But there's no winning with me because if both of
Speaker 1: y'all did the bit you did, would you're like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I want to protect women. That wouldn't piss
Speaker 1: me off too, Like, there's no winning. I just want
Speaker 1: you all to like be normal. But I was merging
Speaker 1: onto the fucking highway last night, and I didn't put
Speaker 1: my blinker on girls driving.
Speaker 3: Am I right, that's gonna get clipped and we're cooked.
Speaker 3: It's actually cooked for us and over, and.
Speaker 1: So doing that in those funky ass tights is also crazy.
Speaker 2: No, I'm dead, I'm dead serious. I'm wearing these like
Speaker 2: not as a fucking I'm wearing these.
Speaker 1: Like, also, your socks being under them is what's making
Speaker 1: it worse.
Speaker 2: Is it supposed to be over.
Speaker 1: Like when you wear tights, you're supposed to put your
Speaker 1: socks over your fucking tights. Like it's so weird that
Speaker 1: they're just like thunder there. Oh your capris. Oh I
Speaker 1: guess that's a caprice. You know what's crazy? As a capri,
Speaker 1: it's not too bad. Like as a capri, I can almost.
Speaker 2: Get have to sit a certain way by the way, guys.
Speaker 1: So that you're fucking anyways. I wanted to tell you
Speaker 1: about this last night, but I was like, let me,
Speaker 1: I like was quickly turning because it was a stupid
Speaker 1: fucking section in La that like all the highways here
Speaker 1: suck balls because they're like the first like experiments in
Speaker 1: America of highways, so all of the entryways suck balls.
Speaker 2: I hit my to what's that fucking dumpling spot? Week?
Speaker 1: No, No, it's not like in Highland Park. This one is like, uh,
Speaker 1: you turn off of like Vermont or something.
Speaker 2: It's like, how are you in Vermont? But in La
Speaker 2: Kay did they eat?
Speaker 3: Yeah? You ate that?
Speaker 1: Oh whatever? I had to do a quick double turn
Speaker 1: to get onto the fucking highway, and there was this
Speaker 1: like funky ass fucking car that was gonna turn too,
Speaker 1: and we were both turning at the same time. There
Speaker 1: was a car that was on my ass and I
Speaker 1: was like, fuck, dude, I can't hit my brakes and
Speaker 1: let this guy go. Also, this guy was moving hella
Speaker 1: slow because I think he's saw my car start to turn,
Speaker 1: so I was like, Oh, he's gonna give me the
Speaker 1: right away. So then I start to turn and then
Speaker 1: he speeds up, and I was like, oh, now we're
Speaker 1: fucking fighting, so bitch, I sped up and I just
Speaker 1: like cut in front. And mind you, this was not
Speaker 1: on purpose. It was a common miscommunication and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's so embarrassing. But I just had this sinking feeling.
Speaker 1: I was like, the motherfucker who I just cut off?
Speaker 1: I can tell is crazy. Oh it was a car
Speaker 1: make and model and the foggy ass headlights growing up
Speaker 1: in Miami, I see that car yellow, they're yellowing. I
Speaker 1: was like, I see that car, I run.
Speaker 2: So I already had Wait, you have to say which
Speaker 2: car because it's everybody like it's a Nissan Ultima.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, it's not Nissan Ultima. This one feels
Speaker 1: very Miami. Mind you. My family drives this car, so
Speaker 1: maybe like I have like a bias against this because
Speaker 1: like someone in my family has this car and they
Speaker 1: are awful driver. Sorry, it's like an old Chevy like Escalade,
Speaker 1: but it was like from two thousand and eight. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's like it reminded me of like this one
Speaker 1: family member I have where they keep this car very clean,
Speaker 1: but they can't. They never change the headlights. And I
Speaker 1: was like, I already know your vibe, Like I just
Speaker 1: have a feeling. I was like, I have a feeling
Speaker 1: the motherfucker behind me is crazy. So literally before he
Speaker 1: even got a chance to do what he did, and
Speaker 1: I knew he was going to do this because he
Speaker 1: just gave me ooky, spooky vibes. I was driving on
Speaker 1: the highway and literally he I see him speeding around
Speaker 1: to get next to me, and I started, like before
Speaker 1: I even saw that, I was already putting my seat back.
Speaker 1: So I literally was like I don't want him to
Speaker 1: see me. I was genuinely convinced he was gonna shoot
Speaker 1: me through that's my biggest so I literally like put
Speaker 1: my seat down in ours on the highway like this,
Speaker 1: so if you looked in the mirror, you.
Speaker 2: Couldn't see anybody who was okay.
Speaker 1: And he literally but he's fucking crazy. He stood. He like,
Speaker 1: mind you were on the fucking highway. He has slowed down.
Speaker 1: I'm going like the normal like uh speed, which nobody
Speaker 1: does in La. So I think the speed limit on
Speaker 1: that highway is like fifty five miles per hour. I'm
Speaker 1: doing fifty five. Everybody else does fucking seventy. So I
Speaker 1: am technically going way too slow to be on the highway.
Speaker 1: And he is speeding around the other cars, drives up
Speaker 1: next to me and stays next to me for a
Speaker 1: solid minute, and I was literally just like I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna look. I was like, I'm literally just not gonna look.
Speaker 1: And he stayed next to me for so long, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I feel like if I lifted up
Speaker 1: my head right now, he would shoot me. Like I
Speaker 1: literally I just like had this gut feeling. And then
Speaker 1: he just like honked and sped off and then slowed
Speaker 1: down again, and I was like, bitch, fuck you, and
Speaker 1: I just got off the highway because I was like,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna kill me right now, Like I'm not
Speaker 1: getting killed by your fucking funky as.
Speaker 2: What lesson? Did we learn nothing?
Speaker 1: I didn't learn anything. I learned people are fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Mean a fuck therapist is something's fucking wrong with you. Actually,
Speaker 1: you don't need a therapist.
Speaker 2: Road raide, he's broken. No, literally. Road rage is like
Speaker 2: the most terrifying thing ever. And anytime Enya is a
Speaker 2: is a very aggressive driver. She is not passive at all.
Speaker 2: She does she owns the fucking road. It's her road,
Speaker 2: and I respect it. Whatever. But every time we're in
Speaker 2: that goddamn car, I literally have like vivid like like
Speaker 2: almost like that so raven esque like visions of like
Speaker 2: the people you cut off or like get in front
Speaker 2: of or whip around or like honk out or whatever
Speaker 2: like them like pulling up and shooting me in the fuck.
Speaker 1: Okay, to be fair, that makes it seem like I'm
Speaker 1: a bad driver. I'm a very good driver. Guys, never
Speaker 1: gotten into any car crashes?
Speaker 2: Why does your car have a DN?
Speaker 1: Okay, a bad day driver fucked my fucking car up.
Speaker 1: I have a bone to pick with Valet, and we're
Speaker 1: gonna have to bleep that because I go there often
Speaker 1: enough that I don't want to get in trouble. But
Speaker 1: I think they fucked my fucking car up.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: I was dropping off a friend at the airport and
Speaker 1: I got out the bags. Somebody fucked my car up
Speaker 1: and I look outside and there's a dB on my
Speaker 1: passenger door, and I'm like, that's fucking funny because if
Speaker 1: it was I who did it, I would have documented
Speaker 1: it and laughed about it even but I didn't do that,
Speaker 1: So who the fuck did that? And it really made
Speaker 1: me actually sad. I was like sick to my stomach
Speaker 1: when I saw that, because there's one thing for me
Speaker 1: to fuck my car up, but to get it like
Speaker 1: I felt so violated, and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: they need to like do something with cars, Like I
Speaker 1: hate that my car can't tell me what happened to her?
Speaker 1: Like who did this to you? Like she can't just
Speaker 1: be like I was I was hit today, Like she
Speaker 1: can't be like I was hurt. Someone hurt me my car.
Speaker 1: Can your car could blow up?
Speaker 2: I like it? Can we manifest this, guys? I think
Speaker 2: if we literally all get together and manifest my car
Speaker 2: exploding with me inside. But I don't die. I just
Speaker 2: like lose like my arm or something. Would you rather
Speaker 2: lose armor a leg leg leg.
Speaker 3: Leg as well?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I've got three of them, I can spare.
Speaker 3: One because you're a huge fucking dick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I hate the D word, the D
Speaker 2: word in the vieword. We also went to the Clara concert,
Speaker 2: which was iconic. There was an interaction we had before
Speaker 2: the concert that literally like like sent me into like
Speaker 2: a psychosis for like until I fell asleep and woke
Speaker 2: up the next day, like and you needed a puff
Speaker 2: bar before the concerts?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I needed a puff bar. It was all
Speaker 1: on me. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It literally was yeah, okay. It literally was I don't
Speaker 2: know why we're looking at each other. It literally was
Speaker 2: you okay, right, Well, we pulled up to this vape
Speaker 2: shop and we uh are going inside and Enya gets
Speaker 2: cat called by a young teenager and and youa's like
Speaker 2: thank you, like oh my god, like thank you so much.
Speaker 1: That was not my reaction.
Speaker 2: It literally was. And I was genuinely so shocked. You
Speaker 2: were like thank you.
Speaker 1: Okay. I will say I was really nice and when
Speaker 1: young guys who are around like nineteen twenty, because I
Speaker 1: felt like he was being like it felt like he
Speaker 1: was genuinely shocked by my beauty. And when I feel that,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, you're actually being nice.
Speaker 2: When Ilia always said is when like.
Speaker 1: Like some people do in a really creepy way with
Speaker 1: They're like like it always starts like oh my god,
Speaker 1: like it's it's always like this weird like back of
Speaker 1: the throat cat call where I'm like you're the killer,
Speaker 1: You're gonna kill me.
Speaker 2: But so I'm like, yo, chill, chill, chill, choll, like
Speaker 2: like very non chillantly, I'm like chill, like you got
Speaker 2: a chill bro. And I took up from my queen
Speaker 2: like I literally like protected her and like it was
Speaker 2: a vibe right like yeah, I like had your bag.
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 1: I was a bit shocked and I heard you go
Speaker 1: like I will say, like I accepted the interaction, but
Speaker 1: he was a very heightened person. So that adds onto it,
Speaker 1: Like I feel like girls know how to navigate those
Speaker 1: things of like I was just like, oh, thank you
Speaker 1: so much, like because he was being nice because he did.
Speaker 1: He wasn't like you're suxy. He was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're gorgeous or he said he said like you're beautiful.
Speaker 1: So I was like, Okay, I can take that compliment.
Speaker 1: That's a nicer compliment and being like you're hot fuck
Speaker 1: like when it's not, I'm like, oh my god, like
Speaker 1: please leave me alone. But he as they were driving away,
Speaker 1: he put down his window and kept talking. And then
Speaker 1: that's when Drew was like chill, chill, chill, and.
Speaker 2: Then so we like go inside. And that interaction was
Speaker 2: like enough to like put me on edge because I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, like what if like he
Speaker 2: like comes inside and beats the shit out of me
Speaker 2: and like I have to like live with that and
Speaker 2: I actually have to fight for my girls on or
Speaker 2: like period and my like queen.
Speaker 3: In those band.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so uh, they're still backing out and like they
Speaker 2: just stop after that, and they're just like waiting there,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh my god, like this is it. Yes,
Speaker 2: they stopped fully and I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Andrew was like still like kind of jarred, and I
Speaker 1: was like oh.
Speaker 2: Because I wasn't like I wasn't able to like hear
Speaker 2: any conversations you were like saying me Like I felt
Speaker 2: bad because I like literally couldn't respond because I was
Speaker 2: literally like okay, like what am I gonna have to
Speaker 2: do like it like da da da da da, Like
Speaker 2: if this actually goes down and I start like spiraling
Speaker 2: like this like fight is gonna happen, and like I'm
Speaker 2: such a fucking pussy, like I'm a little bitch, like
Speaker 2: I can't fight. Like look at my fucking tiny little,
Speaker 2: my baby, little tiny little tiny little wrist, Like they're
Speaker 2: so small and petite, like do you think these could
Speaker 2: throw punches? Like no, like I'm so small they can throw,
Speaker 2: but what.
Speaker 1: Oh they can't up? Yeah, you're good.
Speaker 2: Oh my fucking guy.
Speaker 1: We were sitting at bed and we were like I
Speaker 1: was like the most fucked up thing ed Twitter and
Speaker 1: all these things like guys, literally that shit makes no sense.
Speaker 1: Stop fucking watching with these like the weird like I
Speaker 1: don't know if you ever saw it for girls, like
Speaker 1: the headphone trying of like putting your headphone over your
Speaker 1: waist and I still I don't understand what the point
Speaker 1: of it was, Like I don't understand. At one point
Speaker 1: is it like oh my god, you're so skinny, like
Speaker 1: cause it's just you're putting fucking headphones on your stomach,
Speaker 1: Like I don't understand, And it's like that trying to
Speaker 1: then the wrist touching trend of girls being like May
Speaker 1: is like, girl, no, you were very frail and if
Speaker 1: you pulled open a steel door, your fucking hand would
Speaker 1: be a catch of the door break off. But whatever.
Speaker 1: But we were sitting in bed and I was like,
Speaker 1: imagine how fucked up it would be if like some
Speaker 1: evil motherfucker went up to girl else who she was me,
Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, and like went to grab
Speaker 1: their hand and would like go like this like oh.
Speaker 2: Never mind, never mind, oh my god. Well fuck, you're huge,
Speaker 2: You're ginormous.
Speaker 1: That's literally what watching my TikTok timeline feels like, of
Speaker 1: like people always having a comment to stay where I'm like,
Speaker 1: I've never looked at myself like that, wow.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, so like I see them stopped and like
Speaker 2: Enya and I are like trying to have a conversation,
Speaker 2: but I literally cannot engage because I'm literally like, okay,
Speaker 2: like what I'm gonna do, like if something goes down,
Speaker 2: like I'm gonna jump over the counter and grab a
Speaker 2: fucking Galaxy gas container and beat the shit out of
Speaker 2: this guy with a Galaxy gas container because container, because
Speaker 2: my fucking baby little hands, like they're not throwing punches,
Speaker 2: Like this is me fighting in.
Speaker 1: These I'm imagining this interaction happening in this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be so fried for me. But anyways,
Speaker 2: he stopped there and I'm still thinking, and You're just
Speaker 2: like telling a story and I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm
Speaker 2: literally not listening. I'm like actually terrified right now. And
Speaker 2: then this the fucking kid. I keep calling him a kid.
Speaker 2: He was like a grown ass man. Yeah. Yeah. He
Speaker 2: like runs out of the car and is like really
Speaker 2: sketchy in the store and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: like I'm.
Speaker 1: Actually something else because he comes He's like, yo, do
Speaker 1: you don't have my tap open? Oh, I need a lighter.
Speaker 1: I forgot a lighter and it's like kind of like
Speaker 1: bouncing me and drew her.
Speaker 2: Now like, oh my god, this is actually happening, Like
Speaker 2: I'm actually gonna have to beat this guy up to
Speaker 2: defend me.
Speaker 1: He really, he he really showed you because he skipped
Speaker 1: you in line.
Speaker 2: I know, he fucking bodied me. He literally mogged all
Speaker 2: over me because Enya like bought her vape and I
Speaker 2: was like about to buy a package chips hello, and yeah,
Speaker 2: a package.
Speaker 1: Chick candy that would knock you out later that night.
Speaker 2: Exactly exactly, and the guy like cuts in front of
Speaker 2: me and like does this whole interaction, and I'm like, honestly,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna let him do this shit because like I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna check him to because two strike him out,
Speaker 2: like he's gonna fucking kill me. And then he just
Speaker 2: was super sketchy and weird and ran out of the store.
Speaker 2: But that interaction like actually put me into fight or
Speaker 2: flight for the rest of the night, Like I like
Speaker 2: was really trying fucking very hard.
Speaker 1: It made us both feel really weird because I already
Speaker 1: had like a really anxious driven day and on the
Speaker 1: way to the vape shop, I was already tweaking and
Speaker 1: like feeling very overwhelmed. Then we had that happen, and
Speaker 1: like me and Drew have this bad habit of like
Speaker 1: if one of us is feeling one way, we absorb
Speaker 1: the other person's like energy, and then we both become
Speaker 1: like this synthesis of like awful energy. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that I did something so embarrassed that I like embarrassing
Speaker 1: that I can't say, like in front of the venue,
Speaker 1: I can't what, No, nothing, I like did something that
Speaker 1: was so embarrassing.
Speaker 2: And Rain was there witness it the gum.
Speaker 1: No, not the gum thing. No, it's nothing, it's nothing,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. It just embarrassed me.
Speaker 2: You know, I know what you're talking about. I know
Speaker 2: what you're talking about. Girl was like, is she fucking okay?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a really odd scenario. But then we
Speaker 1: saw the concert and the concert was fucking awesome in
Speaker 1: the movie. Yeah, that was a good button to try
Speaker 1: to resolve that feeling. But I still felt crazy all
Speaker 1: fucking night, and I felt so scary. I literally felt scared.
Speaker 1: And then I saw a video of me running and
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: Like it, it is such a good video. She like
Speaker 2: rolls her eyes at either me or Rain and then
Speaker 2: darts off up the stairs, and uh, it's like literally
Speaker 2: the funniest video I've ever seen. You gotta like watch
Speaker 2: it frame by frame though, to get that full, to
Speaker 2: get the full of to get.
Speaker 1: The full But yeah, that was our night and it
Speaker 1: was really scary and I'm scared.
Speaker 2: But the concert was fucking lit, Like Clara.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, by the time this is out, we'll
Speaker 1: know if I want to go, dude, strikes, you're out.
Speaker 3: Well, shit, I want to talk about something. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: I've just been like thinking about for a couple of weeks,
Speaker 3: and I've trying to been working through mentally. And it
Speaker 3: is Drew's obsession that he alluded to earlier, of control
Speaker 3: and how he is constantly manipulating me and fucking up
Speaker 3: my life. Yes, and has such an omnipresent level of
Speaker 3: this control that I actually can't escape from. Yes, because
Speaker 3: when I was flying home from visiting my parents, I
Speaker 3: was flying out of a very small rural airport.
Speaker 2: You don't have to bring this out.
Speaker 3: I do have to bring this up because people need
Speaker 3: to know.
Speaker 2: No, people don't need to know this aspect of our life,
Speaker 2: Like people don't really like people don't need to know this.
Speaker 3: I'm going to bring it up because people do need
Speaker 3: to know.
Speaker 1: And what the fuck are you all talking about?
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I'm just literally gonna edit it out.
Speaker 3: No, you're not, because I control the file.
Speaker 2: Whatever, fucking say it. Whatever.
Speaker 3: I was getting on a plane, a very small plane
Speaker 3: that like there were maybe like thirty people on and
Speaker 3: I get a ten forty. I get a text as
Speaker 3: I am walking down the hallway, like you know, you're
Speaker 3: like walking down between the seats to get.
Speaker 1: To your seas. Actually the isle, not the hallway.
Speaker 3: The aisle. I am so sorry, I get it.
Speaker 1: It's embarrassing. There's not a hallway in the plane.
Speaker 3: Like, I get a text of me from an unknown number,
Speaker 3: and it's a photo of me from ten seconds prior.
Speaker 1: Wait, an unknown number.
Speaker 3: Yes, and actually we're gonna cut for one second because
Speaker 3: I'm gonna pull it up.
Speaker 2: To cut this shit fucking out, like, I'm dead serious,
Speaker 2: because if this ship gets out, like, it'll actually be
Speaker 2: like a fucking thing.
Speaker 1: Are you so afraid my line would the fucking butt
Speaker 1: right now?
Speaker 3: Afraid it's gonna come out at some point.
Speaker 2: You say this, I'll stop shit out of you again.
Speaker 1: True, you look really fucked up. Well, let's keep in
Speaker 1: mind Kai has suffered from depression for a long time,
Speaker 1: so if he suddenly dies, nothing to do with us, exactly.
Speaker 1: We tried to help him.
Speaker 3: You guys are very lucky that that's the case. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm walking down the fucking aisle of the plane and
Speaker 3: I get a text and I'm gonna insert it here
Speaker 3: because it's very fucking scary and chilling, and it says
Speaker 3: I'm just proud of you. I want you to know that.
Speaker 3: And it's from a number that is actually an unknown number,
Speaker 3: but it's from the area code where I was born
Speaker 3: and my hometown.
Speaker 2: Okay, and like that, I think that that's that's like
Speaker 2: a local friend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like a high school friend.
Speaker 3: I don't know the number. Okay. So I asked questions.
Speaker 3: I say, who are you? Tell me now, he says,
Speaker 3: can you feel me? I can fe Sorry, I'm like
Speaker 3: thinking back on this, and I'm so scared, scared. I
Speaker 3: was a little bit freaked out, so I only got
Speaker 3: like three hours of sleep before. But he said, I
Speaker 3: can feel you, and then I said, reveal yourself. And
Speaker 3: then he sent me this photo which was really fucking scary, undistabled.
Speaker 1: Okay, did you see that? And could you recognize who
Speaker 1: it was?
Speaker 3: Or no? I didn't.
Speaker 2: I don't know why this is funny because this has
Speaker 2: I don't know why this involves me.
Speaker 1: Nothing to do with Drew. That's not Drew.
Speaker 3: Well, that will be revealed in a moment. And then
Speaker 3: I started asking more questions, and they said, just wish
Speaker 3: we could have met under different circumstances. I think you
Speaker 3: would have liked me, and then started sending me weird
Speaker 3: photos of like prosthetics, facial reconstruction surgery, and then he
Speaker 3: said goodbye Kai guy with like a sad emoji. And
Speaker 3: then for the rest of the flight, I was in
Speaker 3: hell emotionally.
Speaker 1: Wait, did you actually never realize through the flight who
Speaker 1: it was?
Speaker 3: No, because I was afraid to turn around.
Speaker 1: What's fucked up? As I fully know about this, And
Speaker 1: at the second it started, Drew showed me and I
Speaker 1: was like, dude, that is so fucking funny.
Speaker 3: I was genuinely like, if I turn around, I'm going
Speaker 3: to make eye contact.
Speaker 2: With stop girl, that's me as Walter White bruh. Like okay,
Speaker 2: like you have to you have to understand that I
Speaker 2: give in that photo like I'm giving body body is Tino.
Speaker 1: His picture? Oh my god? What does it look like?
Speaker 2: It's like, why are we laughing? It looks good?
Speaker 1: It looks like eerie. Also, why does your nipple hair
Speaker 1: do that all? Like a darket? I don't Okay, So
Speaker 1: did you ever find out who was?
Speaker 3: Yes? I found out who it was. Long story short.
Speaker 3: I got out of the airport and it was Casey
Speaker 3: and I walked up to him and he like he
Speaker 3: was just staring straight ahead and I was like, it
Speaker 3: was you. It was you all along and then we
Speaker 3: like talked about and he was like, yeah, Drew put
Speaker 3: me up to this. Drew is constantly trying to like
Speaker 3: fuck with you.
Speaker 2: Well, you have to read our text messages.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, text I was texting you and you said
Speaker 3: I can't find it. But something along the lines of
Speaker 3: I have eyes everywhere.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm omnipresent, Like just know everywhere you go.
Speaker 2: I go like I follow, and just you can't get
Speaker 2: anything by on me, Like I I know everything that
Speaker 2: every movement you made.
Speaker 3: I'm always being watched by Daddy and that's crazy or
Speaker 3: by Drew.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I love control, even said consciously. I love control,
Speaker 2: consciously said consciously. It's all about perspective.
Speaker 1: Y'all are tweeks. I can't think of any time I've
Speaker 1: been on a flight with somebody who I like vaguely
Speaker 1: knew or like was like a mutual friend or anything.
Speaker 2: Me and Flavor like we go way back.
Speaker 1: We were, oh yeah, we were on the same flight together.
Speaker 1: I haven't like, well brought a like.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I brought this up up, but
Speaker 2: there's like a new take that just dropped that causes
Speaker 2: meat allergies, so like, if you eat meat you get
Speaker 2: allergic to it.
Speaker 1: You're still all that shit, bro, Like, shut up bringing
Speaker 1: up the meat tick, Like you're not gay.
Speaker 2: Look at your fit exactly. I'm not gay, So you don't.
Speaker 1: Need the meat tick. So why did you bring up
Speaker 1: the meat tick?
Speaker 2: I just didn't know I brought it up before Dawn.
Speaker 1: You did because you humiliated me publicly because you brought
Speaker 1: it up, and I was like, like I didn't. I
Speaker 1: didn't do the bit with you, and I will never
Speaker 1: do the bit with you. I just want that picture
Speaker 1: of you on a fucking billboard.
Speaker 2: I literally, if I could get it up there, I would,
Speaker 2: it's mad. Yeah, if I could get it up there,
Speaker 2: I would. Hold on, let me go grab my phone.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Yeah, let's just take a little break.
Speaker 3: Let's center ourselves. I'm trying so hard to just, you know,
Speaker 3: help the vibes of the show and staring me.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm back.
Speaker 1: Well. I think Google needs to stop doing those fucking
Speaker 1: drawn banners. They are so fucking tired. Like when I
Speaker 1: go to Google something and it's like it's a s'mores,
Speaker 1: Like it's Google the word, but it's a s'mores cake, Like, literally,
Speaker 1: you're so tired. Do you know what I mean? When
Speaker 1: Google like will be celebrating something.
Speaker 2: Oh at the very top, yes, and it does like.
Speaker 1: A funky like okay, like what the fuck does this
Speaker 1: have to do with anything?
Speaker 2: It's the Daymores Day.
Speaker 1: Google, like, fuck you bitch. It reminds me of like
Speaker 1: when apps will be like like dual Lingo. I had
Speaker 1: to delete it off my fucking phone because it like actually,
Speaker 1: I don't even think I deleted it. Yeah, I said
Speaker 1: it for this. It made the bird sick, and I
Speaker 1: was the idiot. It was like, why is the duel
Speaker 1: lingo bird sick on my phone? Like, fuck you, it's
Speaker 1: so tired. Stop fucking changing things. You're so tired, Like
Speaker 1: I hate you, I hate you. I don't want to
Speaker 1: see it anymore. That's it.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck I didn't. Yeah, do you listen to Fiona Apple? No? No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: Beat the shit out of him? Oh my god, ya,
Speaker 3: that's too much.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the banners goes enough with the banners, enough.
Speaker 2: Enough enough, Well, getting off your phone. I realize how
Speaker 2: we all are always like, oh, like I wish I
Speaker 2: could go back. I wish i'd go back in time.
Speaker 2: Just get off your phone, TikTok that it was life
Speaker 2: feels like two thousand and five when you get off
Speaker 2: your phone.
Speaker 1: I don't think it does, because I'd be seeing those
Speaker 1: way moo cars and I'm like, this is not two
Speaker 1: thousand and five.
Speaker 3: I feel the same way. As soon as I see
Speaker 3: like a pile of limescooters that are like on fire,
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, it's twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, we talked about it in the beginning of
Speaker 2: the podcast, but we didn't really talk about it. Nikocado Avocado, guys,
Speaker 2: you're still session alpha. I'm scared. I'm really scared. Okay. So,
Speaker 2: like I thought we were all under the impression that
Speaker 2: it was a bit right, Like I thought that was
Speaker 2: like the general consensus obviously, like the links in extent
Speaker 2: he went to to like convince us or like live
Speaker 2: inside of the bit was really jarring, and like, honestly,
Speaker 2: fucking I respect the shit out of his commitment to
Speaker 2: it all because like that's like even better, Like that's
Speaker 2: taking it even further than someone like even Andy Kaufman
Speaker 2: or something like that. Like that whole shit was crazy.
Speaker 2: But like I've been seeing like what if like he recorded,
Speaker 2: pre recorded all of these videos for the last two
Speaker 2: years and released them slowly over two years, and then
Speaker 2: he did a slow weight loss, because like, there's no
Speaker 2: way someone could lose that much weight in seven months
Speaker 2: and not have like loose skin. That's just like physically
Speaker 2: not possible. So like there that's a theory. But also
Speaker 2: people are now saying like what if, like he what
Speaker 2: if he pre recorded this video these videos of him
Speaker 2: tiny before all of the weight game, and then he's
Speaker 2: releasing them now. I don't know, there's lots to think
Speaker 2: about here, y'all. Let's dive in, should we.
Speaker 1: I Like the thing is, when he was doing the
Speaker 1: things with his boyfriend and fighting with his boyfriend, we
Speaker 1: always were like, this is like a crazy bit, but
Speaker 1: it's like kind of funny, like it's an interesting idea
Speaker 1: because obviously nobody who's actually fighting with a partner would
Speaker 1: publicize that, so we always thought it was fake. But
Speaker 1: I will say, when he gained all that weight, I'm like, damn,
Speaker 1: maybe he kind of is descending into madness. But there
Speaker 1: is like there was always a level where I'm like,
Speaker 1: he's playing up this character, like everybody already thinks he's
Speaker 1: crazy because like he went from being vegans doing this
Speaker 1: and like whatever, so it's like an easy bit to
Speaker 1: play a party. So I always thought it was a bit,
Speaker 1: but there was part of me that was like, damn,
Speaker 1: there might be something actually a little off about him.
Speaker 1: But we always assumed it was a bit. And then
Speaker 1: when he stopped doing the videos, I always just thought
Speaker 1: he stopped doing it because like he was bored, Like
Speaker 1: he just made.
Speaker 2: Money he wanted to make and he dipped and then
Speaker 2: he like also what convinced me for a little bit
Speaker 2: that it wasn't a bit, And like even if it
Speaker 2: was a bit the whole time, this is like not
Speaker 2: a bit, Like yeah, you started doing of content and
Speaker 2: like posting like nudes and sexposing himself.
Speaker 1: I just can't stop pissing.
Speaker 2: I just can't stop coming. I really just I just
Speaker 2: cannot stop coming.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, that was the point where we were like, Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe it's not a bit because commit that far, like
Speaker 1: it's gone past a bit, like you were literally diving into.
Speaker 2: Something, fucking respect. And also like even if it wasn't
Speaker 2: a bit the whole time, to come back seven months
Speaker 2: and be like it was all a bit, guys, gotcha
Speaker 2: even if it wasn't. It's also hyper like intelligent, I
Speaker 2: don't know. The whole thing is exciting and like I
Speaker 2: really hope his next steps forward are like either him
Speaker 2: slowly overtime gaining weight again, or like him being like captive,
Speaker 2: like held captive and it's like he's been tory. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Marina joy real, No, No, that was like mass internet hysteria.
Speaker 2: Like this girl just like rotted her brain with Molly
Speaker 2: and was just like a little weird and like everybody
Speaker 2: thought she was held captive. Bro the Marina Joyce era
Speaker 2: of the internet, Like what a time to be alive?
Speaker 2: What a time?
Speaker 1: And it was literally so insane. I also just love.
Speaker 2: Saying Marina joints, Marina Jointsy, we.
Speaker 1: Should definitely look in to make sure that I feel
Speaker 1: like you would know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I looked. I looked into it, and she posts
Speaker 2: TikTok still to this day, Like I found her TikTok
Speaker 2: account like a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: There's nothing better than finding like a fallen soldier of
Speaker 1: the Internet, like of just like five them again and
Speaker 1: being like whoa, Like what are you up to? And
Speaker 1: like it's so interesting all the different paths like for
Speaker 1: some reason, the religious path is a big path for like.
Speaker 2: Former like internet, scientology is mine. Scientology is mine.
Speaker 1: Do you need to stop saying that because I want
Speaker 1: no part of that, Like I don't want.
Speaker 2: To be a part of that period. All right, I'll
Speaker 2: keep it to myself. Religious prosecution.
Speaker 1: Oh, I realized I have a shirt that has you
Speaker 1: on it. Wait, let me.
Speaker 2: Oh, let me see if I got a hair you
Speaker 2: in the big ass hat.
Speaker 1: I was like making tiktoks last night and then I
Speaker 1: literally took it off because I was like, I know the.
Speaker 2: Comments are going to be, like, I mean, you are
Speaker 2: my biggest fan actually, like an.
Speaker 1: Eighteenth century writer, So get fucking edge.
Speaker 2: That is fucking dust.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, nothing left of this really did? Do
Speaker 1: bodies like fall apart into coffin?
Speaker 2: Yeah? They turn to literal like fucking soil, except the teeth.
Speaker 3: The teeth stay, I think.
Speaker 2: Mmmm, teeth and bones do bones stay? No? Bones don't stay?
Speaker 1: Bones like whither right?
Speaker 2: Also, your hair continues to grow after you die her
Speaker 2: and your nails so like dead bodies like that are
Speaker 2: exhumed like seven months later, their hair is longer, their
Speaker 2: nails are like super long and scary. Yeah, and they're
Speaker 2: really scary.
Speaker 1: They cunt alive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're super skinny and tiny.
Speaker 1: I may pass, but my cunt never will.
Speaker 3: Mmmmm.
Speaker 1: I think when I die, I want to donate my
Speaker 1: box to me science. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when I die, I want to donate my penis
Speaker 2: to science.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not an organ donor. Is that like
Speaker 1: a problematic thing? Like I don't believe in being an
Speaker 1: organ donor.
Speaker 2: I'm an organ donor, and I regret it. Low key.
Speaker 2: If I'm on my deathbed, they're gonna like fucking just
Speaker 2: let me die. They're not gonna try, They're not gonna
Speaker 2: try to resuscitate me. They're like, oh, well.
Speaker 1: We need that kidney.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we need that kidney. Give me that kidney. Give
Speaker 2: me that damn kidney, give me that descending, I.
Speaker 1: Feel like that could be like seen as like very selfish,
Speaker 1: but I just don't want bitches digging around my body
Speaker 1: also to be I'm not treating this body very well,
Speaker 1: so like I don't.
Speaker 2: Think that's what I was thinking. I was like, bitch,
Speaker 2: you're not getting my lungs. You're definitely not getting my
Speaker 2: like intestines, Like obviously you're not getting my stomach, like
Speaker 2: my kidneys have been like fucking ran cooking around to
Speaker 2: be like I know, like they're probably full of stones?
Speaker 2: Right now? Should I call Timothy? H ma, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: call Timothy.
Speaker 1: I've been thinking, you know what, I think, You're gonna
Speaker 1: call Timothy challame.
Speaker 2: If he doesn't answer, this is gonna be since Timothy. Hey,
Speaker 2: hey Timothy, we're recording on the podcast right now. I'm
Speaker 2: just like proving that I am on like a phone
Speaker 2: call basis with Timothy Shallon. Man, I know it's weird.
Speaker 2: Oh hey, heh Yeah, what's up? Bro? What are you doing?
Speaker 2: I'm the movie right now, just got just just got
Speaker 2: off the Sad at the Bob Dylan one. Yeah, we're
Speaker 2: froming a few pickups for it, just kind of wrapping
Speaker 2: things up. You want to come over?
Speaker 1: Oh baby, I wish I could.
Speaker 2: But don't call me that on here.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I wish I could, but.
Speaker 2: I gotta go to Paris tomorrow. Can I come? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 2: I mean, oh you got other bitches? Yeah sure, it's
Speaker 2: not like home. You got other bitches and hoes. Oh
Speaker 2: come over.
Speaker 3: To New Jersey.
Speaker 2: You hop on the PJ, all right, babe? Well, oh
Speaker 2: well I'll see you later. Okay, Okay, call me tonight.
Speaker 2: You call me? How about that?
Speaker 4: It's always me calling okay, okay, alright bye, all right bye.
Speaker 2: But I see I'm telling y'all dide.
Speaker 1: What's fucked up is I've seen people like in our
Speaker 1: comments be like, I'm actually so confused with the famous
Speaker 1: people they do know and they don't know because every
Speaker 1: now and then I see like pictures of them with somebody,
Speaker 1: So then I'm like, oh wait, maybe they are friends
Speaker 1: with these people. Like it is also, why are you
Speaker 1: moving into the territory of saying that you and Timothy
Speaker 1: are a thing? Like that's kind of weird.
Speaker 2: I'm not that he is. He is. I'm not like
Speaker 2: I didn't say shit. He was the one that called
Speaker 2: me babe, and I like, I'll.
Speaker 1: Say it like sounded so much like dosy and that
Speaker 1: when he understood was I was like, like, oh, oh, well,
Speaker 1: I think what I need to do to clear my mind.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about it. I was like, maybe I
Speaker 1: need to go on a camping trip and go fishing,
Speaker 1: like fishing has to be a part of it. But
Speaker 1: then I start thinking about it. Yeah, but then I
Speaker 1: started thinking about it. I was like fishing is actually
Speaker 1: so fucked up, Like I don't think fish have the
Speaker 1: capacity to keep memory space like this. But fishing to
Speaker 1: me feels equivalent of like if I'm driving down the
Speaker 1: road and I see somebody running and I sped up
Speaker 1: and then slammed my brakes right in front of them,
Speaker 1: so I just let them think for like three seconds
Speaker 1: of their life they were gonna fully die, and then
Speaker 1: was like, I'm kidding, like keep running, like you keep running.
Speaker 1: That's what fishing feels like to me, Like fish like
Speaker 1: like moving around for their life in a net and
Speaker 1: then like picking them up and be.
Speaker 2: Like so gorgeous, go back, Like no, it's like you
Speaker 2: gotta like he who has the pearls controls the masses.
Speaker 1: Me when I'm in the pearl shop on that one
Speaker 1: app filter on TikTok oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me when I'm Sophie and it's covered in oil,
Speaker 2: is it cool? No? I love fishing. Last time I
Speaker 2: went fly fishing, though in an alpine lake, I got
Speaker 2: out of the water and my ankles and feet were
Speaker 2: covered in leeches. Literal leeches.
Speaker 1: Sleech is deadly. That's like a quick, sad thing to
Speaker 1: me as a kid, where I always thought leeches were deadly,
Speaker 1: but they're not deadly.
Speaker 2: They're not deadly deadly. I feel like eels might be
Speaker 2: like if there's like five thousand eels like all shocking
Speaker 2: you at the same time. Isn't that fucking crazy that
Speaker 2: there's a fish that can just like make electricity with
Speaker 2: our body. I mean everything is electricity, everything is wave links,
Speaker 2: everything is pulses. Like everything is light.
Speaker 1: I think was pulses, i'd be a lot happier.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it was covered in leeches and I peeled
Speaker 2: them off one by one and I thought it was
Speaker 2: gonna hurt so bad, but really, all I did was
Speaker 2: give me like the hebgb's, Like it didn't hurt at all,
Speaker 2: and my blood was like leaking out, like it made
Speaker 2: like little small perforation. They're like fucking like like evolution.
Speaker 2: You're sitting, I can't do sh around you'll They're like,
Speaker 2: uh evolutionary. Uh fuck stop.
Speaker 1: I'm not making fun of.
Speaker 2: You, bro. I think I look good right now, Like
Speaker 2: in my outfit, I've been drinking a lot of potassium.
Speaker 2: I love potassium, y'all. If you want to d bloat,
Speaker 2: drink potassium a guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think it's doing anything for me.
Speaker 2: No, it works.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I swear I haven't noticed any effects. Honestly, No,
Speaker 3: no on me.
Speaker 2: Sorry, no, you look.
Speaker 3: On me. I really meant for me because we're both
Speaker 3: doing it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Well I think I'm just gonna get
Speaker 1: into media.
Speaker 3: Yeah you should, just because he's gonna have like a fit.
Speaker 3: You know that. I was talking about me, right, But I.
Speaker 1: Don't want to talk to you. We've been left alone
Speaker 1: too often in this episode. It's really freaking true. Oh
Speaker 1: he's hitting himself juice.
Speaker 4: I op.
Speaker 2: If your butt stinks through your jeans, you need to
Speaker 2: go to the hospital. That's all I got today.
Speaker 1: Ya, that's honestly a banger. Well, my media of the
Speaker 1: week is honestly just Dance by Justice. That's a d
Speaker 1: N dancing the day one too, Thief five that music video.
Speaker 1: When I was a child, I was like whoa, And
Speaker 1: now watching him like, bro, that's it. That's like the
Speaker 1: pains of growing up. I guess you just like aren't
Speaker 1: as mates with anything.
Speaker 2: Okay, poop, big poop. Uh, it's just like poop and stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna like, I wish I could grab your hat
Speaker 1: and pull it so far down you disappear into it
Speaker 1: and then I would flush the hat down the toilet.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I like Amba by Clara. I've been
Speaker 2: listening to that.
Speaker 1: The live rendition of that was so good. I mean,
Speaker 1: by the time this comes out, she won't be in
Speaker 1: La anymore. But if she's going to your.
Speaker 2: City, you should really figure out away.
Speaker 1: Figure it out. But I think it's a sold out tours.
Speaker 2: Actually, now I feel mean for me, make it work
Speaker 2: and make it work. Ego Baby by Blade, Belfast, Orbital, Yeah,
Speaker 2: give me head. DJ Clint.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh, actually the rest of my meetup is still abandoned.
Speaker 1: Luncheonette by Hall and Oates such a good album. And
Speaker 1: I used to be like the last three songs on
Speaker 1: this album suck ass. But I have listened to that
Speaker 1: album so much in the past year that it has
Speaker 1: just become their good songs to me, even though I
Speaker 1: know when I first heard them, I was like, these
Speaker 1: songs are ridonculous. Now they're so good. Yeah, Now, I like,
Speaker 1: I have like such a deep connection to them.
Speaker 2: And you've been listening to the Beatles a lot all
Speaker 2: day every day? You love the Beatles?
Speaker 1: Now, No, the fuck I haven't. I still haven't listened
Speaker 1: to other than Abbey Road. I haven't listened to a
Speaker 1: full Beatles album, like all the way through. I need
Speaker 1: to get a CD and just like start, let's try, try, try, try,
Speaker 1: though I do I guys, we know this. I came
Speaker 1: around the corner and I'm like, the Beatles are chill,
Speaker 1: like we're cool, like.
Speaker 2: We slide and you will let the Beatles side. Fuck me? Man,
Speaker 2: oh bye, you just crying? Holy ship h mm hmm.