WEBVTT - Kink shame episode 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:24.240 Here ew ew your long fucking nails. We're gonna scratch 0:00:24.320 --> 0:00:27.680 the inside, do you freak aus ho? 0:00:29.320 --> 0:00:29.520 Yeah? 0:00:31.840 --> 0:00:34.680 Hi guys, welcome back to emergency and. 0:00:34.960 --> 0:00:40.200 Come yeah, welcome back, welcome back. Hey, hey, guys, we're 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:42.720 trying to get into it. We're not really feeling it today. 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:49.720 Yeah, I feel very lethargic and crazy. I if anybody 0:00:49.720 --> 0:00:51.760 knows me, you know that waking up early as a 0:00:51.800 --> 0:00:54.560 miracle for me. It is a godsend and is very 0:00:54.920 --> 0:00:57.680 It's not my usual. And this morning I woke up 0:00:58.280 --> 0:01:01.600 eyes burst it open at eight fifty two a m. 0:01:01.760 --> 0:01:04.720 And I look down and no, don't clappy, you're good. 0:01:04.720 --> 0:01:07.840 It's good because it's not good. I woke up from 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:10.280 a dream where me and Drew were witnessing the category 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:19.280 here get here. I literally hate it, Like I feel 0:01:19.319 --> 0:01:21.399 like last night there was a moth attacking my phone 0:01:21.720 --> 0:01:23.319 in the middle of the night, and that is giving 0:01:23.319 --> 0:01:25.240 me the same feeling where I'm like I have to 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:31.399 like guide it away. And then just like I woke 0:01:31.480 --> 0:01:33.800 up from a dream where me and Drew were witnessing 0:01:33.800 --> 0:01:38.600 a category for tornado in the middle bomb fuck yeh 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:43.640 four oh sorry, I was thinking hurricane. Yeah, you're so annoying. 0:01:45.319 --> 0:01:47.600 You need to turn that off. You're freaking me out, 0:01:47.680 --> 0:01:49.600 Like why do you just have that on for fun? 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:52.840 And ironically feels good to me, like when I put 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:56.560 it on my like these two muscles, it like feels so. 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:58.800 Good, like it's almost like a massage. 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:01.520 Yeah, okay, And I also want to try putting it 0:02:01.560 --> 0:02:04.520 on my wrist, but I'm scared that it's gonna like, uh, okay, 0:02:04.640 --> 0:02:05.440 that's certain to hurt. 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:11.600 Actually, I woke up from that dream and I looked 0:02:11.600 --> 0:02:14.000 at the time, and I thought to myself, it is 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:16.560 early enough. I can risk going back to sleep because 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:18.120 I need to get back to that dream. And I 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:21.280 wanted to go back to seeing the tornado so bad 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:23.000 that I went back to the dream. And I actually 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:25.519 successfully got back into the dream. But the weird part 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:28.000 is it was like that dream kept going without me, 0:02:28.160 --> 0:02:30.680 so like when I left, I came back and things 0:02:30.680 --> 0:02:34.560 had kept happening while I was awaken an alarm, So 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:36.639 I woke up at eleven and cent and it was. 0:02:36.600 --> 0:02:38.480 Really sad dreams. 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:41.239 I also woke up and I wake up every day 0:02:41.280 --> 0:02:43.600 with the gnarliest neck pains because I don't know how 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:46.320 to sleep correctly and I buy miracle not only woke 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:50.280 up early, woke up with no neck pain, felt fully rested, 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:52.160 but wanted to get back to that dream. So I 0:02:52.160 --> 0:02:53.480 fucked it up. And then I woke up and my 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:56.280 neck was all twisted up and my fucking shoulder's hurting out. 0:02:56.560 --> 0:02:59.760 Dude, I've been waking up at like the ripe time 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:03.360 of six am, like writhing around in my bed, and 0:03:03.400 --> 0:03:06.359 I cannot get back to sleep until like I stand up, 0:03:06.520 --> 0:03:08.320 and then for some reason, after I stand up, I 0:03:08.320 --> 0:03:09.960 can lay back down and go back to sleep. But 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:12.600 like literally like writhing around in bed. 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:14.959 Well, it's because you like stand up and you almost 0:03:15.000 --> 0:03:17.280 faint every time. Oh my god. That was another thing. Sorry, 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:19.560 I keep talking about my fucking dreams. But the night 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:21.239 I was sitting in your bed and we were talking 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:24.320 about like the medication thing, I had also seen that 0:03:24.480 --> 0:03:27.240 like a side effect, was getting really dizzy and nauseous, 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:29.560 and then so as I was going to bed, I 0:03:29.600 --> 0:03:32.120 was knocking on every time I knocked out. My body 0:03:32.240 --> 0:03:36.080 was like putting myself in this dream scenario where like 0:03:36.160 --> 0:03:38.360 I was standing around in random places in the house 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:40.800 around you and like other friends, and I kept like 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:42.920 I was standing and then I would get really dizzy 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:45.240 and like, no, I was gonna faint, and then like 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:48.720 my body it felt so real and scary because what 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:50.760 was happening is I was just falling asleep and my 0:03:50.800 --> 0:03:53.440 body was fully going like knocking out. But in the 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:55.600 dream it felt real like I was just standing around 0:03:55.640 --> 0:03:58.360 and like fainting, and then I kept waking up and 0:03:58.400 --> 0:04:01.120 I woke up like four diffime. I was always falling asleep, 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:03.080 and I kept begging you guys at being like please wease, 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:05.240 please please help me, Like I keep fainting. I keep 0:04:05.240 --> 0:04:08.320 fainting like like I've never fainted before, like I always 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:09.840 said I wanted this, but I'm like scared now I 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:11.520 don't want to faint. And you guys were laughing at 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:13.280 me because you were like, girl, you're so annoying, like 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:15.480 go lay down, and I was just like no, seriously. 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:17.840 And it was because like as I was fainting in 0:04:17.880 --> 0:04:19.920 the dream, I kept knowing I was gonna like knock 0:04:19.960 --> 0:04:21.719 out and faint, so I would lay on the floor 0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:24.000 and then pass out. But then when I passed out, 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:26.520 I would wake back up in real life and then 0:04:26.560 --> 0:04:28.240 get back in the dream, and then I was stuck 0:04:28.240 --> 0:04:31.920 in this cycle for like twenty minutes before falling asleep, 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:34.159 and then I was really scared because I thought I 0:04:34.279 --> 0:04:36.360 was dying and I was like I when I woke 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:38.640 up the last time, I was like, my heart might 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:41.080 be failing right now and nobody will know. And my 0:04:41.200 --> 0:04:43.000 dream is trying to tell me to go to the hospital, 0:04:43.040 --> 0:04:44.200 but I'm just gonna go to sleep. And then I 0:04:44.279 --> 0:04:45.440 knocked that up and I was. 0:04:45.440 --> 0:04:47.039 Fine, Actually, do you mind if I get a little 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:49.000 bit more relaxed for this episode and put out yes, 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:50.239 of course. 0:04:50.000 --> 0:04:51.160 Like just lock it. 0:04:51.320 --> 0:04:53.640 I mean you yawn, you get on your phone, you 0:04:53.760 --> 0:04:54.400 lay around. 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:56.520 Now every time I get on my phone, I'm doing 0:04:56.760 --> 0:04:58.840 We established this in the last episode. I'm actually writing 0:04:58.880 --> 0:04:59.640 notes and. 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:02.479 At pornograph you need pen and paper. From now, no 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:07.000 more technology, A quill, dude. 0:05:07.040 --> 0:05:09.800 I got an app like yours drew where it shuts 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:12.440 down all the social media, the good apps. But there's 0:05:12.480 --> 0:05:14.240 this thing I have to scan on my refrigerator to 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:18.200 unlock them. That really it's called a brick and it 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:20.880 says you're bricked up. I'm not even joking. Yeah, so 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:22.040 I'm currently bricked up. 0:05:22.200 --> 0:05:24.839 Wait, did you have to print out the QR code? 0:05:25.000 --> 0:05:27.000 No? They send you this little gray box and you 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:28.080 put it on your fridge. 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:29.520 How n it? 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:33.040 It's forty bucks, but it's worth it because I'm. 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:36.840 So I could code that ship for you. 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:38.960 It is really dystopian, though, because every time I want 0:05:38.960 --> 0:05:40.880 to check Instagram, I have to stand in front of 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:43.040 my fridge. And it's really. 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:45.640 Award system for your like eight brain, like the Bananas 0:05:45.680 --> 0:05:49.920 movie and those like trials where you're like yeah. 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:51.279 And the worst part is all of the all the 0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:53.440 cookies and candy are in there. So I'm also la 0:05:54.000 --> 0:05:54.320 with that. 0:05:54.480 --> 0:05:56.520 You keep your cookies and candy in the fridge, you 0:05:56.560 --> 0:05:57.360 fucking monster. 0:05:57.480 --> 0:05:59.200 Have you ever had a frozen syer patch kid? 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:01.600 I don't like sour patch kids. Those are disgusting. 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:04.640 I have these uh true free things that are like 0:06:04.720 --> 0:06:07.520 frozen grapes covered in sour powder, and it's the greatest 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:08.719 thing I've ever had in my life. 0:06:09.360 --> 0:06:12.560 I still have, like, never fully digested one, like for 0:06:12.640 --> 0:06:14.600 something about them feels like unnatural. 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:17.040 They are extremely unnamed. 0:06:17.080 --> 0:06:19.560 It's like it's like how post COVID we don't talk 0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:22.440 about one of the biggest consequences we face, which is 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:25.600 like Cheetos being crushed up and put onto everything like 0:06:25.640 --> 0:06:28.240 that is a consequence of COVID. That would have never 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:29.080 happened if we weren't. 0:06:29.080 --> 0:06:32.280 That's a consequence of social media. Like that's a consequence 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:38.520 of food trucks. Like like ane, No, that shit is 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:39.440 exciting and good. 0:06:40.240 --> 0:06:43.800 That's what's really good. I blacked out when I came here. 0:06:43.839 --> 0:06:47.600 Oh yeah, Kai literally was like dieting like crazy. I 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:50.880 was in kosis And he came over and gorged like 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:54.239 a whole bag to himself and like left like dizzy 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:56.320 and filled like stuffed. 0:06:57.080 --> 0:06:59.160 Oh are we going to talk about what we were on? 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:03.400 Yeah, it's about bring that up. So the other night, 0:07:03.760 --> 0:07:05.640 And and I were just like chilling on the couch 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:08.640 and we all know, like what a feeder kink is, 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:11.600 Like we've we've been privy to it for a while. 0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:14.720 It's been thrust it into the mainstream with certain TikTokers 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:18.760 and d but some backstory, like feeder kinks are like 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:23.360 people that like making other people eat a bunch of 0:07:23.400 --> 0:07:27.040 food and get big bellies. There's the feeder and there's 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:30.040 the feedie. The feeder likes to feed them the feed 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:33.480 he likes to get big for the person and like 0:07:33.600 --> 0:07:36.480 a lot of it is like stuffing food down people's 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:38.280 throats like crazy fucking vibes, y'all. 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:41.000 One of the videos we found was literally these two 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:41.640 girls of. 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:48.680 Your funnel a funnel down in this girl's mouth and 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:51.880 poured like a chocolate smoothie in her mouth. It was crazy. 0:07:52.160 --> 0:07:54.560 It was like the crazy thing we also while we 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:58.000 were doing this, we like this often, like where we 0:07:58.080 --> 0:08:02.080 go down these rabbit holes of kink is that are like. 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:05.920 Like like naked leather farcing. There's a bunch of like 0:08:06.360 --> 0:08:11.480 leather pants women farting playlists on YouTube if you ever 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:13.680 just want to tap the fucking like I'm sure we've 0:08:13.680 --> 0:08:17.200 showed kai before, Like it's a it's a great pastime. 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:19.520 It's either me you forced me to watch. 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:24.080 Yeah, it's either beyond say music videos or leather pants 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:25.239 fart like it's. 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:29.440 Some odd like abstract kink that gets past on YouTube regulations, 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:32.360 which is actually fucking ridiculous because the fact that we 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:35.400 get like partially demonetized for some of the ship We say, 0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:38.440 when I can get on my fucking Apple TV and 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:41.200 watch a girl like roll around and fart and like 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:42.760 shape man, like. 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:46.720 That's so good, she like starts working out like we 0:08:46.840 --> 0:08:49.920 have like a solid five that we always revisit, and 0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:52.520 my favorite one is when she's like on all fours 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:54.560 on the bed like towerking the fart out. 0:08:55.080 --> 0:08:56.720 It's but you know what I was thinking when I 0:08:56.800 --> 0:08:59.200 was watching, We were watching guys because like we watch 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:02.160 it one because we are making fun of it. Sorry 0:09:02.360 --> 0:09:05.520 to eat their own, but it's public shaming. 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:06.640 It's shaming. 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:09.360 Part of it is like us watching and really trying 0:09:09.400 --> 0:09:12.560 hard to like understand we're likes about this, like what 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:14.600 about this? Like could I ever be in a place 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:16.680 where I'm like, oh, that's like hot, Like we're like 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:19.240 really watching it, and we went so far down this 0:09:19.360 --> 0:09:21.679 rabbit hole that I was like, this is pushing it, 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:23.280 like we are watching it. 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:27.600 We were watching feeder porn together and enjoying it. No, 0:09:27.800 --> 0:09:30.920 the craziest part is we were doing all of this 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:35.360 on the Apple TV. Not only that, but on Josh's 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:38.640 YouTube account. So if you go to Josh's watch history 0:09:38.640 --> 0:09:42.120 on his YouTube account, it's like feeder Kink, like seventy 0:09:42.240 --> 0:09:44.000 videos of it. Because we went just went down the 0:09:44.000 --> 0:09:46.520 playlist and we're like, oh my god, we have Yeah, 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:48.800 it started with Nikocada. We'll get into that in a 0:09:48.840 --> 0:09:50.839 second because we have theories. 0:09:51.080 --> 0:09:53.920 Us we're talking about like pop culture things, but we're 0:09:53.920 --> 0:09:55.560 like Niko Kado avocado. 0:09:55.120 --> 0:10:00.959 Though theories theories. So thenky you will enjoy this one. 0:10:01.120 --> 0:10:07.280 The obvious graduation from theater Kinks is vor so I 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:10.960 put in you ont Vore and there are crazy and 0:10:11.040 --> 0:10:13.240 Kyle loves for like that's. 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:15.520 That's my thing. Everyone knows that's my. 0:10:15.840 --> 0:10:19.400 Kay's thing is for. So I put you onto Vre 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:24.400 and like we went down like the darkest rabbit hole 0:10:24.880 --> 0:10:28.760 ever in the videos on there on YouTube, like some 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:31.960 child was probably just looking up like Elsa and Anna 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:35.400 like compilation videos and like ended up on that and 0:10:35.600 --> 0:10:38.440 ended up on like Elsa being eaten by Anna and 0:10:38.520 --> 0:10:40.600 like literally just like her feet sticking out of their 0:10:40.600 --> 0:10:44.679 mouth because they love their with the feet hanging out. 0:10:45.520 --> 0:10:48.280 Literally there has to be a huge connection to war 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:50.839 and like the foot community, like. 0:10:50.800 --> 0:10:55.040 There bubbly guts, like the sounds and like the. 0:10:55.080 --> 0:10:57.760 Squirting, and did get really dark because then we started 0:10:57.800 --> 0:11:01.080 finding videos of just like random women who these freaka 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:04.160 leaks were taking and then adding gurgling sounds over and 0:11:04.200 --> 0:11:06.560 it'd be a girl just like dancing and having fun 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:08.319 on TikTok. But they're adding. 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:12.079 Like like like the guts like cot out like that 0:11:12.320 --> 0:11:17.000 is yes, noises, Well, then we're doing this, we're watching 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:23.439 those videos. And that was like actually so loud random, No, No, 0:11:23.520 --> 0:11:25.560 I literally don't care. I forget what I was gonna say. 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:28.200 It like fucking hypnotized me out of it. I was 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:30.440 entranced by the vore conversations. 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:34.880 But no, we like post those videos. Oh wait, were 0:11:34.920 --> 0:11:37.840 you gonna talk about the the like big accounts we found? 0:11:38.400 --> 0:11:41.320 Oh no, but we should talk about that. So like 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:44.080 we started like we I mean, yeah, we did this 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:46.520 for like an hour. No, it was at least an 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:49.040 hour straight. And I started like deep diving because like 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:51.200 on a lot of these videos, like it would be 0:11:51.320 --> 0:11:54.760 like insert name as like a water stamp. I'm not 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:58.079 giving free yeah, like a watermark for like the person 0:11:58.120 --> 0:12:00.800 who created it. And there was this one that literally 0:12:01.280 --> 0:12:04.640 like this person created like seventy of the most popular 0:12:04.800 --> 0:12:07.800 vore kink videos on YouTube in this playlist. So I 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:09.959 look him up and I realized he has a patre 0:12:10.280 --> 0:12:15.760 Patreon girl like over almost eighteen hundred or fifth was 0:12:15.800 --> 0:12:21.360 it fifteen hundred, almost fifteen hundred patrons subscribed for vore, 0:12:21.400 --> 0:12:23.400 And I was like oh my god, they walk among 0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:26.440 us like we've literally like actually probably met people that 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:28.679 are into this, and like I really need to know, 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:31.440 Like I'm I'm king shaming a little bit, but like 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:34.160 I need to know, Like if there's anybody that walks this, 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:35.120 y'all would lie. 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:38.320 Y'all would literally just lie like yeah, I'm into that, 0:12:38.600 --> 0:12:40.559 just to say you're into it, but like I really 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:43.360 want to know, like what you look like it just 0:12:43.400 --> 0:12:46.319 comes from like okay, like to King Shame is one thing, 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:48.600 Like there it's easy to King shame, but this one 0:12:48.720 --> 0:12:50.800 it feels so fucking like. 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:55.640 It's like cannibalis though what I was gonna say. They 0:12:55.679 --> 0:12:58.240 get like the girls, Like they eat the girls, and 0:12:58.280 --> 0:13:01.120 their bellies get like nice and big and stuffed, and 0:13:01.160 --> 0:13:03.160 then like the person that they ate is like trying 0:13:03.200 --> 0:13:05.000 to punch out, and that's a big thing for them, 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:07.080 is like trying to break out of the belly. And 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:09.680 then like in a split second, they like digest the 0:13:09.720 --> 0:13:13.040 person person and their boobs and butts get bigger. Like 0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:16.679 it's like the person goes to their boobs and butts like. 0:13:16.760 --> 0:13:19.400 All of the like nutrients just fills their boobs and 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:23.040 butts and then it's like always like the jiggliest, hugest 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:26.080 boobs you've ever seen, Like it is so insane, and 0:13:26.120 --> 0:13:28.240 then were trying to find it for men. 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:30.600 We were like, oh yeah, we were. 0:13:30.480 --> 0:13:34.439 Finding it also, mind you, all of these are fucking animated, duh, y, 0:13:35.240 --> 0:13:38.040 but all of them are like all of them are 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:39.920 like animated duh. And then we were like, Okay, we 0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:41.319 need to see if you can find this for men, 0:13:41.400 --> 0:13:44.280 and we couldn't, but we did find like these accounts 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:47.760 of like these dudes literally just like chugging beer together 0:13:47.800 --> 0:13:50.840 and like rubbing each other's stomachs, and we were cracking 0:13:50.960 --> 0:13:52.760 up because we were like, dude, first of all, all 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:55.720 of the videos are like twenty to thirty seconds, and 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:58.360 then it's like watch the extended version on of and 0:13:58.440 --> 0:14:01.800 me and George just literally dying lab because like one 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:04.200 of them like went to go like eat a burger together, 0:14:04.400 --> 0:14:06.480 like make out with between them. 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:11.360 Like food, like making out like that ship Like great. 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:13.680 It's so gross, but yeah we did that for like 0:14:13.720 --> 0:14:14.320 an hour. 0:14:14.880 --> 0:14:15.840 Should I show them this? 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:18.920 Yes, I've been using them. 0:14:19.360 --> 0:14:19.680 I know. 0:14:19.920 --> 0:14:30.760 Literally that's all you get. That's all you get, That's 0:14:30.960 --> 0:14:32.080 literally all you get. 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:34.520 I love the drumojis. 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:37.200 Drumoji coming soon, y'all. 0:14:37.840 --> 0:14:39.800 I literally have it on my phone and I keep 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:42.240 texting it at the end of a Ryan's birthday. 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:51.760 The one guys and beta testing right now. It may 0:14:51.800 --> 0:14:53.280 never see the light of day. I don't know. If 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:55.920 y'all want it bad enough, I may, I may release it, 0:14:56.000 --> 0:14:57.280 But I don't think. 0:14:57.160 --> 0:14:58.800 You just want people to beg for it. 0:14:59.000 --> 0:15:00.480 I don't think anybody cares. 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:03.600 Honestly, I have a bone to pick with people who 0:15:03.640 --> 0:15:04.920 sit on their phoner pick. 0:15:04.920 --> 0:15:08.040 Okay, you have a boner. You have a boner, like 0:15:08.200 --> 0:15:11.360 to pick out of your weggie. Kai threatened to give 0:15:11.400 --> 0:15:17.480 me a weggie today, and you come back, please. 0:15:17.240 --> 0:15:19.120 Come pa, just come back. And yet it's not the 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:22.480 same without you. It's actually not even close to the same. 0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:24.720 M h, it's completely different. 0:15:25.000 --> 0:15:26.600 Did the whole dynamic changes. 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:31.960 I don't fuck with people who do parallel play on 0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:34.040 your fucking iPhones with me and you laugh and you 0:15:34.080 --> 0:15:35.960 don't go to show me what the fuck you laughed at, 0:15:35.960 --> 0:15:40.360 and you like what what? What? I hate I hate 0:15:40.440 --> 0:15:44.560 asking what. It dehumanizes me, like it literally make me ask. 0:15:44.680 --> 0:15:48.760 Done that before. I've done that before, not like intentionally, 0:15:48.840 --> 0:15:50.920 but after the fact I'm like, why didn't I just show? 0:15:51.080 --> 0:15:53.440 Like I could have just shown. But I feel like 0:15:53.440 --> 0:15:57.040 that's a universal like experience. I'm the person that'd be 0:15:57.080 --> 0:15:57.720 like what. 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:00.320 I'm a sharer of my laughter. If I laugh at 0:16:00.360 --> 0:16:02.360 something out loud on my phone, I immediately run to 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:05.400 go show somebody because I'm like, this laughter must be shared. 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:07.880 But that's just me. I'm just empathetic and I'm like 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:11.120 I have that in my DNA. Also, this like is 0:16:11.200 --> 0:16:13.640 really freaking me out, Like I just realized it and 0:16:13.640 --> 0:16:14.480 it's freaking me out. 0:16:14.520 --> 0:16:15.200 Give me to turn it on. 0:16:15.400 --> 0:16:15.720 Yeah. 0:16:15.760 --> 0:16:17.800 I like the control of it all. Like I like, 0:16:18.160 --> 0:16:21.200 I like now it's weird. I like people begging me 0:16:21.440 --> 0:16:24.080 for more, like they want they want you. 0:16:24.200 --> 0:16:30.520 Who days in a row and it's been a hundred 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:33.160 It's been one hundred degrees every day, So I know 0:16:33.280 --> 0:16:36.040 his ass things Barah. I can't even get on you though. 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:38.800 I wore the same outfit for like four days, but 0:16:38.880 --> 0:16:41.000 I watched it because I have some self respect. 0:16:41.080 --> 0:16:44.480 But I've been wearing these shorts for two weeks. 0:16:44.680 --> 0:16:46.880 Oh I know they have like a layer of mildew 0:16:46.960 --> 0:16:47.960 like just on them. 0:16:48.600 --> 0:16:51.200 They I'm not gonna lie I wear them, and I 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:53.280 get itchy. I feel like I have to watch them 0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:56.440 because I'm just kidding about that last. 0:16:56.240 --> 0:16:58.480 Weight that that sounded too real. 0:16:58.720 --> 0:17:00.680 Sounds like too real, So that's kind of masculine to 0:17:00.680 --> 0:17:02.200 wear the same thing over and over again. 0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:03.720 No, that's like the worst part about me. 0:17:03.800 --> 0:17:06.719 I really care, But isn't it cool when guys don't care? 0:17:06.720 --> 0:17:11.600 And hygiene is actually so fucking repulsive, Like having to 0:17:12.600 --> 0:17:15.000 tell a man to shower before touching you is like 0:17:15.040 --> 0:17:17.960 the craziest experience a woman ever has cinder and that's 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:20.560 like a common experience, like most women have experience at 0:17:20.640 --> 0:17:22.680 least once. And then having to get in the back 0:17:22.720 --> 0:17:24.840 and forth of like yeah, you know, like I don't 0:17:24.840 --> 0:17:26.680 want you to fuck up my pH so can you 0:17:26.720 --> 0:17:28.400 please just do it? It's like, oh my. 0:17:28.280 --> 0:17:30.800 God, Well, no woman has ever had to have that 0:17:30.840 --> 0:17:31.520 conversation with me. 0:17:31.520 --> 0:17:33.520 Well, you've had sex maybe three times in your life, 0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:35.760 so I'm sure you were really prepared for it. 0:17:36.200 --> 0:17:38.879 Yes, I was prepared for all four times, and I 0:17:38.920 --> 0:17:40.879 had my male douche on the ready. 0:17:41.600 --> 0:17:46.200 Sorry, Drew, I'm scared. I'm with Kai too long. 0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:55.040 Oh now this outfit isn't enough, this is too much. 0:17:55.160 --> 0:17:58.800 Now where the fuck you just got back from burning man? 0:18:01.119 --> 0:18:03.120 Where did you get these tights? 0:18:04.000 --> 0:18:09.920 I've had them forever. I love them. Okay, so every 0:18:09.920 --> 0:18:11.879 fucking outfit I put on is a fucking problem with 0:18:11.960 --> 0:18:17.520 y'all is good. This one is eating like and y'all 0:18:17.560 --> 0:18:20.960 know it. Well, I'm trend forecasting. I think I'm gonna 0:18:21.000 --> 0:18:23.639 like be ahead of those. Yeah, like the girls that 0:18:23.680 --> 0:18:26.280 listen to like crystal castles, like snow strippers are going 0:18:26.320 --> 0:18:26.960 to be wearing these. 0:18:27.040 --> 0:18:30.320 Yeah. That, Oh there's a huge galaxy on your left 0:18:30.320 --> 0:18:30.840 butt cheek? 0:18:30.960 --> 0:18:32.400 Why are you looking at my ass? 0:18:34.359 --> 0:18:36.400 I don't know I should reevaluate. 0:18:36.840 --> 0:18:40.000 I'm calling hr which again to remind you is me? 0:18:40.640 --> 0:18:42.639 Where did you get these? That's all I can think 0:18:42.640 --> 0:18:47.600 about early off Amazon, when like. 0:18:47.520 --> 0:18:49.439 Three weeks ago, I've been meaning to wear them as 0:18:49.480 --> 0:18:51.720 a bit, but like I always forget, and then we 0:18:51.760 --> 0:18:54.639 did like the hotel room episode, and then we had 0:18:54.680 --> 0:18:55.600 other bits planned. 0:18:55.640 --> 0:19:00.320 So wow, they're like actually kind of amazing me. I 0:19:00.400 --> 0:19:02.880 just don't feel like they should be on like this 0:19:03.000 --> 0:19:04.000 image should be. 0:19:04.760 --> 0:19:07.000 I feel like these are illegal for some reason. I 0:19:07.000 --> 0:19:07.720 don't know why. 0:19:07.920 --> 0:19:10.840 It feels like for some reason they have lead in them, 0:19:10.920 --> 0:19:14.199 like they just they do how you see old like 0:19:14.320 --> 0:19:16.160 plates and you're like, I just know that hasn't lead 0:19:16.200 --> 0:19:17.600 in it. That's how I feel about stuff like that. 0:19:17.760 --> 0:19:18.720