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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d

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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred UI away. You know.

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Speaker 1: This morning, I want to give it up to our

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Speaker 1: own Brook Fox because out of all the hosts who

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Speaker 1: do our prank phone calls, she receives the award for

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Speaker 1: most condescending tap character. Well done, you very very impressive.

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Speaker 1: And it's even better when she combines that special skill

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Speaker 1: with a made up customer service job, like in today's call,

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Speaker 1: where she speaks with a woman who bought a candle

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Speaker 1: off the internet and it's been two weeks that candle

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Speaker 1: is nowhere to be seen now this woman, yes, inferior,

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Speaker 1: you're writing, I'm infurious she needs to get that candle

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Speaker 1: before the weekend for her friend's upcoming birthday. But leave.

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Speaker 1: It's a condescending rock to step in and save the day.

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Speaker 1: That's right, sorry, I mean ruin the day. It's your

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Speaker 1: brand new phone tap right now. Hello, Hi, my name

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Speaker 1: is Angela from wonderful wishes and gifts? Is this Hannah? Yes,

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Speaker 1: it is Hi Hannah. So we received your email about

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Speaker 1: an order you placed with us that hasn't arrived. Is

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Speaker 1: that what I understand? Correct? Yeah? Okay, so I'm going

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Speaker 1: to work through that with you. I just need to

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Speaker 1: confirm this is a custom candle in brown sugar and

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Speaker 1: fig scent. It says yes, And when I bought it

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Speaker 1: online it said three to five days shipping. And so

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Speaker 1: I just I have not gotten any other update because

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Speaker 1: it's been like, I think a little over two weeks now.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if it's gotten lost because

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Speaker 1: it's for a birthday present for this weekend. Okay, that's

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Speaker 1: a lot. That's a lot of story there, and I

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Speaker 1: just want to say, let me just apology. Okay, we're

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Speaker 1: very sorry that this happened. Okay, well, can you just

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Speaker 1: tell me where it is. I didn't like receive a

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Speaker 1: tracking number or anything. You are a talker, Okay. So

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at your order right now. Okay, I see

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Speaker 1: I'm not seeing any coordinates for the landing area. Did

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Speaker 1: you put those in? What as for the landing area?

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Speaker 1: What is that? Oh? For the landing area, we need

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Speaker 1: your longitude and latitude. I put my nailing address in

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Speaker 1: the system. That's what did this happen. Sometimes, if you're

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Speaker 1: not familiar with our new green shipping delivery system, I

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Speaker 1: don't understand what that means at all. We've gone one

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Speaker 1: hundred percent pigeon from Mother Earth. What a hundred percent pigeen.

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Speaker 1: It's very exciting to cut down on emissions. All our

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Speaker 1: products are delivered via carrier pigeon. You're saying, my candles

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Speaker 1: things flown to me by a pigeon. Yeah, or maybe pigeons.

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Speaker 1: It could be one or two. We're not sure. I mean,

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Speaker 1: if they got one of them, eat your birds. And

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Speaker 1: maybe it's a solo job. But again, I just need

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Speaker 1: to know your specific coordinates. I don't do I address.

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Speaker 1: I don't coordinate to my health. Yeah, you have a

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Speaker 1: manager or a supervisor that can help me with this,

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Speaker 1: like out of control. Well, I'm sorry to tell you,

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Speaker 1: but they're just going to ask for the same thing.

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Speaker 1: And you know those normal companies, glad they hate the Earth.

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Speaker 1: I don't care if they hate the Earth. At least

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Speaker 1: they give you your stuff on time and they give

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Speaker 1: you a tracking number four Earth. Yes, Okay, Well, that's

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Speaker 1: a little selfish. But let me help you because you

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Speaker 1: sound upset. Yeah, please, I would like something that makes sense.

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Speaker 1: I just I'm calling to find out where the candle

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Speaker 1: is established. That you've established that. So I'm looking right

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Speaker 1: now in our GPS locator. I just I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: find out. Let me switch screens here. Oh, do you

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Speaker 1: live near a Mexican park like in Mexico. No, I

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Speaker 1: don't live near a park in Mexico. You have my address,

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Speaker 1: can remember. We don't do addresses, We just do coordinates.

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Speaker 1: And I think it's fine. It's just your currier may

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Speaker 1: have stopped off for a snack. That thing. I mean,

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Speaker 1: we are close, right, you're not wearing my house hold on.

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Speaker 1: I got another idea. We could send out a replacement

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Speaker 1: pigeon to go out my candle delivered by a human

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Speaker 1: being in a ups truck. I tell you I want

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Speaker 1: and I want to know where it is and when

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Speaker 1: I'm going to receive it. Yeah. I understand the convenience

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Speaker 1: in traditional delivery, but we're here to save the environment.

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Speaker 1: Oh God, save it already, lady. I don't care. Okay,

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Speaker 1: just cancel my order. I'm gonna get my car and

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Speaker 1: drive to Target, and I'll have to get a freaking

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Speaker 1: candle from Target. Oh wow, thanks for nothing in your

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Speaker 1: gas powered vehicle. Is that what you're gonna do? You're

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Speaker 1: gonna do? I have a hybrid, so it's fine. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: hybrid lady. Okay, Well, when you're in the car, just

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Speaker 1: make sure that you turn on Brooke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning, okay, so that you can maybe hear yourself

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Speaker 1: get pranked on radio. What. Yeah, this is actually Broke

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Speaker 1: from Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. What your husband race set you up?

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Speaker 1: He said? If it's stress it out over some candle

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Speaker 1: you ordered for a birthday president. It hasn't arrived yet.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where the candle it. You know, when

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Speaker 1: I candle it? Yeah, like I said, it's in a

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Speaker 1: Mexican park. I believe. I really am just gonna have

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Speaker 1: to go to Target, wake up every morning with phone

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Speaker 1: taps weekday mornings on the twenties Broke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the Morning