WEBVTT - Drew Has A Crush 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.160 Tap tap tap in this. 0:00:18.480 --> 0:00:26.040 Episode, right, so like immediately right off the right, right, 0:00:26.200 --> 0:00:29.840 just to start the episode. Something no one is talking 0:00:29.840 --> 0:00:34.879 about is the fact that I literally I was drumming 0:00:34.920 --> 0:00:36.200 for Lord in Ireland. 0:00:37.040 --> 0:00:40.720 Yeah, I mean, well, you should have probably told everybody 0:00:40.760 --> 0:00:42.920 that you would have boosted her sales like so much. 0:00:42.920 --> 0:00:45.120 I would have boosted her sales one and two, like, 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:48.320 but I didn't want to make it about me, like 0:00:48.360 --> 0:00:51.000 the show about me, so I like, I'm it's like 0:00:51.080 --> 0:00:53.360 about Lord. It's Lord's show. Like if people knew I 0:00:53.400 --> 0:00:55.240 was drumming for her, it would have been like an 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:57.000 actual it would have been a dangerous situation. 0:00:57.160 --> 0:00:59.080 It also would have been embarrassing because it's like, oh 0:00:59.120 --> 0:01:02.080 my god, like sorry, so many people are here from me. 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:05.080 They're like chanting my name in the middle of the songs. 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:06.160 Because the Druthers don't play. 0:01:06.319 --> 0:01:10.440 Yeah they don't. They they spread they spread themselves. 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:14.560 Yeah, they spread seed in STDs as well. 0:01:15.480 --> 0:01:15.560 No. 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:19.560 It was magnificent though, And someone did get a video, 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:21.679 like a TikTok of me drumming and we'll just play 0:01:21.720 --> 0:01:38.039 it and I'm stoked. I'm proud of myself. I can't 0:01:38.080 --> 0:01:42.040 believe I've been able to balance. 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:44.160 I can't believe you've been able to balance the podcast 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:45.360 and being on tour with her. 0:01:45.520 --> 0:01:46.119 Yeah. 0:01:46.200 --> 0:01:49.760 Yeah, that's like a really honestly congrats, like kudos for that. 0:01:49.840 --> 0:01:51.800 They did so much flying. It's like I'll be in 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:54.640 Ireland and then I have to film two podcasts in 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:57.800 two days because we're traveling more so, like we'll record 0:01:57.800 --> 0:02:02.320 two podcasts, you know, fly to like Austria or whatever, 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:04.000 and then I have to fly back the next day. 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:05.720 It's like the craziest schedule ever here. 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:14.480 Okay, I bet you didn't know he could do that. 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:19.200 I bet you didn't know. 0:02:19.160 --> 0:02:20.320 He could do that. 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:23.080 You can do a lot of things, especially behind. 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:25.520 I think he's lying again. 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:29.640 I don't know why everybody calls me a liar, Like, 0:02:29.760 --> 0:02:32.040 I'm not a liar. I'm like about to start crud. 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:34.000 It's probably because you do lie quite often. 0:02:34.160 --> 0:02:35.800 So it's because you're always lying. 0:02:36.840 --> 0:02:39.520 Yeah, so's it's just kind of like common knowledge. If 0:02:39.520 --> 0:02:42.160 someone's like always lying, they kind of get called a liar. 0:02:42.240 --> 0:02:44.840 It's like if you're always having sex, you get called 0:02:44.880 --> 0:02:45.400 like awesome. 0:02:45.840 --> 0:02:47.800 It's kind of that's why you're called awesome. 0:02:48.080 --> 0:02:50.280 You don't like that's the thing is, that's me. That's 0:02:50.320 --> 0:02:50.600 all me. 0:02:51.120 --> 0:02:53.919 You get called awesome because you are awesome. I get 0:02:53.919 --> 0:02:56.160 called awesome because I'm also awesome and I have sex 0:02:56.160 --> 0:02:56.640 all the time. 0:02:56.720 --> 0:02:58.320 I get called a danger to society. 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:03.120 I was gonna say something, and I fully forgot. That's me. 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:05.440 Every single episode I say that, like four times. I 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:07.560 was gonna start with something and then you started talking, 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:09.919 and now I fully forgot what I was gonna say. Also, 0:03:09.960 --> 0:03:12.720 me Andrew found the best lollipops ever. We are not 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:16.720 being told to say this, but the Young Earth organic 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:19.920 pops are so fucking good. You know how other lollipops 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:22.440 scrape your tongue and cut it. This one you can 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:24.639 really rub up against your tongue and it doesn't happen. 0:03:24.720 --> 0:03:27.720 It's got like a sand paper effect. Like other lollipops 0:03:27.720 --> 0:03:31.080 are like sharp and like they turn into blades when 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:33.400 you lick them. This has like a sand paper effect. 0:03:33.440 --> 0:03:35.040 It's almost like you're making out with a cat. 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:39.000 H M. 0:03:39.800 --> 0:03:43.400 You say that like that's a good thing. Also, I've 0:03:43.480 --> 0:03:51.720 realized that I think it's more embarrassing to overreact when 0:03:51.760 --> 0:03:53.520 you almost get hit by a car than to like 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:55.920 play it cool. Doesn't make sense, Like when you know 0:03:56.200 --> 0:03:57.880 you know when you almost hit someone and they like 0:03:57.920 --> 0:04:00.240 throw their hands up, like no one's doing that a 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:02.160 fit of anger as much as it is because they're 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:04.560 scared and they're like, oh fuck you, but like they 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:07.440 want to like act bravo, like in macho, like they 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:09.640 weren't just terrified for their life that you were gonna 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:10.480 take their life. 0:04:10.680 --> 0:04:13.600 No, that's the most humiliating thing ever. Like if I 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:15.160 if I almost hit you with my car and you 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:16.960 throw your hands up, it makes me actually want to 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:19.120 press on the gas more and to like squash you 0:04:19.520 --> 0:04:23.000 like that is more. That is so angering, Like girl, 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:24.240 like I didn't I. 0:04:24.200 --> 0:04:25.839 Did not want to hit you. You're fine. 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:27.640 I did not want to hit you. You did not 0:04:27.680 --> 0:04:30.159 get hit. Let's just all move past this and like 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:31.159 forget about it. 0:04:31.160 --> 0:04:32.200 It's a simple mistake. 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:33.800 Literally, literally it's. 0:04:33.640 --> 0:04:36.000 Such a simple mistake. I almost literally took your life 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:36.679 with my vehicle. 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:39.800 It reminded me of that, Like when I walked to 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:46.080 the gas station to get PEPSI those people that or 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:48.000 that that guy that I was walking with that he 0:04:48.040 --> 0:04:50.440 almost got hit by the car and like I didn't 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:52.880 react at all, and he like threw like a fit 0:04:52.920 --> 0:04:55.240 and like hit the window and was like what the fuck, 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:57.039 Like are you kidding me? And then like he like 0:04:57.120 --> 0:04:59.839 looked at me to like like have his back, and 0:04:59.880 --> 0:05:01.880 I just like literally walked around the front of the 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:04.120 car and kept walking, and I was like, it is 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:04.840 not that deep. 0:05:05.040 --> 0:05:08.200 I know. Also, that's just so embarrassing, Like, ill not 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:09.160 you being scared to. 0:05:09.120 --> 0:05:14.279 Die, Like that's so embarrassing, Like no, I'm just so cool. 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:16.600 Like if it's my time to go, like Rainer's trying 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:19.440 a baby, I'll go that's such a lie because I 0:05:19.480 --> 0:05:21.680 actually don't want to die. I like buy the hands 0:05:21.680 --> 0:05:23.679 of everybody knows that's by the hands of someone else, 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:27.359 because that's embarrassing, But it's way more embarrassing to like 0:05:27.440 --> 0:05:28.400 show that you cared. 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:33.560 Yeah, Like is it like them teaching the person a lesson? 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:34.960 Like are they trying to teach me a lesson? Like 0:05:34.960 --> 0:05:35.520 I don't get it. 0:05:35.640 --> 0:05:37.760 No, it's literally not teaching me fucking anything. 0:05:37.880 --> 0:05:39.040 It's making me more angry. 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:42.279 It's making me want to murder you. Also, everybody Azul 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:44.520 had fleas and licked yourself to the bone. I'll insert 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:47.479 a picture. It's actually so nasty. She By the time 0:05:47.520 --> 0:05:49.800 this episode is out, she's fully fine because I literally 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:53.120 got her ointment yesterday and she was like her shit 0:05:53.240 --> 0:05:56.279 is already like back to being white and not fucking 0:05:56.440 --> 0:06:01.080 scary red. But because because of that, she had like 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:03.400 a plastic cone on her head, which will also insert 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:04.839 a picture of her plastic cone. 0:06:04.920 --> 0:06:10.080 Oh, I thought, that's what you're gonna put the scab up. Yeah, 0:06:10.120 --> 0:06:11.120 that's traumatizing. 0:06:11.200 --> 0:06:15.000 Yeah, it's discussing. It's so nasty. Also, before anybody calls 0:06:15.040 --> 0:06:17.159 me a bad owner, it's hidden under a tuft of 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:19.840 her hair, and me and Drew both looked at it 0:06:19.880 --> 0:06:22.279 like three days ago, and I thought she was just 0:06:22.440 --> 0:06:24.680 wet from linking herself and I was like ew. And 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:26.920 then literally two days later I looked and all the 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:30.560 hair was gone. She literally ate all the hair off 0:06:30.560 --> 0:06:34.400 of her body. So it's really fucking nasty. But she 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:36.680 had an alert reaction to fleas. Anyway, she had a 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:39.680 plastic cone on, and she was accidentally scooping litter out 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:41.680 of the litter box and dragging it all over my 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:46.080 room this morning, Because why do vets give cats such 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:49.680 big fucking cones, Like they're literally just scooping piss and 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:51.960 shit around. They can't lick their ass. 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:54.479 They get bumpy, but it's literally not that deep, and 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:56.760 like this cone is so big on a zola or 0:06:56.960 --> 0:06:58.719 was caau then you replaced it. It was so big 0:06:58.760 --> 0:07:01.279 on a zola that like he literally couldn't jump and 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:03.360 like he couldn't keep his head up. He was like 0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:04.640 dragging his head out. 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:07.279 I knew he was coming into the room because you 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:12.000 just heard like, oh, it's really sad for some reason, 0:07:12.040 --> 0:07:14.240 when his zouls like living like a little sad life, 0:07:14.280 --> 0:07:16.440 it actually like deteriorates my happiness. 0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:18.200 Me and Josh were talking about that this morning. 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:21.360 Exponentially, like it's just so sad. It's like, oh, like 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:23.000 I want to put her out of her misery. We 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:23.840 should just shoot her? 0:07:24.160 --> 0:07:27.640 Yeah, yeah, for sure. No, we shouldn't do that. 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:30.920 We shouldn't just killed my cat when she's a little sad. 0:07:31.120 --> 0:07:33.120 And it's crazy about the uniclor socks. I think they 0:07:33.200 --> 0:07:36.000 change your sizing a little bit because they're really baggy 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:40.520 on me right now, which is insane because normally they're 0:07:40.520 --> 0:07:41.360 like really taught. 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:44.160 I don't like high socks because they squeeze the fuck 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:46.000 out of my goddamn ankles and I feel like I'm 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:48.320 losing blood flow to my feet, and then my feet 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:50.720 are ten times more cold. 0:07:50.480 --> 0:07:53.240 Than they always are. If I wear low socks, like 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:55.400 like medium high socks, it looks like I have kinkles. 0:07:55.480 --> 0:07:56.600 So I literally can't do it. 0:07:57.160 --> 0:07:59.239 I just yeah, I used to wear no show socks. 0:07:59.320 --> 0:08:02.520 If you wear no show socks, you're a fucking menace 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:08.760 to society. You are so fucking scary. I I got 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:09.720 so scared that he. 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:11.760 Was these are show socks. 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:13.120 Show socks. 0:08:14.000 --> 0:08:17.200 This is for when it's showtime, showtime, baby. 0:08:18.040 --> 0:08:19.960 I still can't leave the sad. 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:22.040 Coming out, and I was like, fuck, it didn't get 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:22.480 on camera. 0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:26.320 No episode was my most embarrassing episode one because my 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:29.520 shoe was like turning into dust. And then the other 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:32.800 reason is that people were tagging one time stamp in 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:34.199 the video where I like let out this. 0:08:34.200 --> 0:08:37.600 Weird moan, No, don't do it again. 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:44.240 But the reason why is because you were talking about 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:45.320 throwing up, and I was. 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:47.040 Like, it was supposed to be like you were getting horny. 0:08:47.120 --> 0:08:49.760 I was getting horny. I was supposed to be like, oh, 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:51.680 like it was supposed to be like, oh like that, 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:54.680 but it came out sounding very weird because the mic 0:08:54.760 --> 0:08:58.760 is so close to my mouth, like yeah, yeah, it 0:08:58.800 --> 0:08:59.760 was like I. 0:08:59.720 --> 0:09:01.960 Got a massage and the lay didn't realize she graced 0:09:01.960 --> 0:09:04.439 my KOUCHI like eight times, damn. And I was too 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:08.320 embarrassed to say like anything. So I just laid there 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:10.520 and I tensed up my body until she got the 0:09:10.679 --> 0:09:12.760 idea where she was like, oh, my hand is going 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:16.520 too far up because I got a big I got 0:09:16.520 --> 0:09:18.079 a big beefy stew down there. 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:20.760 It's it's big. 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:24.240 Sometimes when I lay under a cover, I'm like, that 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:26.440 makes no sense. Like when I'm naked under a cover 0:09:26.480 --> 0:09:28.040 and there's just a blanket on my body. I looked 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:28.800 down it and I'm like. 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:31.600 That's he's back. She's hung. 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:36.080 Literally, if I want, I was gonna. 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:38.920 Say, I want was really gross. By the way, No, uh, 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:40.319 it tastes like cybernetics. 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:42.360 What the fuck you just made that up. That's not 0:09:42.400 --> 0:09:46.520 a word cybernetics. What is that? 0:09:47.120 --> 0:09:49.040 It tastes like the blue flum. 0:09:49.320 --> 0:09:52.600 Yeah, it tastes like kim Yeah, like straight cants. 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:56.360 I think I might pick up smoking cigarettes and not 0:09:56.400 --> 0:09:59.440 wearing sunscreen anymore. Oh, and also not washing my face. 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:02.160 I'm not puffed anymore. By the way, shut up, I 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:06.280 swear you actually isn't. I was gonna I was gonna 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:07.160 buy one yesterday. 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:10.680 Yeah, and then jose I handed you his and you 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:11.719 were like, oh, I. 0:10:11.679 --> 0:10:13.600 Actually did get onto him, and I was like, Josiah, like, 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:15.640 you actually have to bring those around because I was 0:10:15.720 --> 0:10:17.960 like off of it for like five days. And then 0:10:17.960 --> 0:10:19.920 he came around with his puff bar and I was like, God, 0:10:20.000 --> 0:10:21.480 damn it, like of course I have to fucking hit 0:10:21.520 --> 0:10:25.880 this thing, so I hit it. But since he's left, 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:27.520 I haven't hit a puff bar. I did want to 0:10:27.520 --> 0:10:27.960 go buy. 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:29.360 He left two days ago, and. 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:33.760 Damn, like, can I not have one fucking thing? It's 0:10:33.800 --> 0:10:37.360 always this or that or something else. Like I've heard 0:10:37.800 --> 0:10:38.880 you know what it is. 0:10:39.240 --> 0:10:42.280 I've heard that like I'm done with flump float like 0:10:42.600 --> 0:10:45.760 probably since I met you when Jewel was around, I've 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:48.360 heard like the like everybody in the group like who 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:51.240 uses like flump floats and puff bars and Jewels goes 0:10:51.240 --> 0:10:54.040 through phase with like no, I'm actually like so done people, 0:10:54.080 --> 0:10:56.840 And then the second ones around, everybody like hawks over 0:10:56.920 --> 0:10:59.720 the person. It's literally like a dead corpse and everybody 0:10:59.760 --> 0:11:02.640 in our crew becomes vultures and they're like give it, please, 0:11:02.760 --> 0:11:09.160 please give it to me. Dide I watch Duri Josiah 0:11:09.240 --> 0:11:11.400 fight at dinner for like thirty minutes. 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:13.320 I was just leaning into it because I was like, 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:15.680 this is funny. I wasn't actually like give it to me, 0:11:15.720 --> 0:11:18.720 but I was also like, bitch, you better give it 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:22.480 to me, Like there's you better hand that shit to me. 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:24.480 I was a little bit offended, but not because I 0:11:24.600 --> 0:11:26.600 needed it, but like I need. 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:33.040 It, did I saw it exactly? 0:11:33.040 --> 0:11:36.240 That was like, oh wait, me buying one. 0:11:37.080 --> 0:11:39.480 Oh no, it's about a flump flow. It was like 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:42.040 me buying a flum float or like a puff bar 0:11:42.760 --> 0:11:46.880 three days after dramatically throwing it in water and like swearing, 0:11:46.920 --> 0:11:47.520 I'm quitting. 0:11:47.679 --> 0:11:47.760 No. 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:51.560 Literally, It's like people don't understand how hard it is 0:11:51.640 --> 0:11:54.400 to quit those little motherfuckers because they're so ready available, 0:11:54.400 --> 0:11:58.079 readily available. They taste so good, like at this point, 0:11:58.200 --> 0:12:00.480 like they do nothing for me other than me like 0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:04.880 heart palpitations and like like headaches, like it's there, they 0:12:04.920 --> 0:12:09.320 do nothing and like it's strictly uh mental withdrawal, Like 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:12.720 it's like I crave this thing more than anything I've 0:12:12.720 --> 0:12:16.800 craved in my entire life. But like I'm strong, I'm strong, 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:19.240 and I do I do quit for like months at 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:21.120 a time, and then I just fall back into it. 0:12:21.960 --> 0:12:25.640 But I can't. I cannot do it it. Like I 0:12:25.720 --> 0:12:29.680 watched the TikTok and I was like, oh, is that 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:31.920 what I look like? Yeah, I'm talking to all of 0:12:31.920 --> 0:12:34.440 you who smoke those puff bars. We look fucking weird. 0:12:34.640 --> 0:12:36.080 Remember when people would smoke. 0:12:35.920 --> 0:12:37.720 There's literally tiny baby bottles. 0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:40.080 Yeah, remember when people would smoke box mods and you'd 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:41.840 be like, girl, get a jewel, Like what are you doing? 0:12:41.920 --> 0:12:45.920 We are those people? Now, I'm like, guess some oxygen, 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:47.280 Like what are you doing? 0:12:47.720 --> 0:12:50.679 They're fucking big as fucking They're literally they're literally shaped 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:53.320 like little baby bottles, so everybody holds them with a 0:12:53.360 --> 0:12:54.720 full baby grip and it's. 0:12:54.640 --> 0:12:56.839 Like baby bottle pop. 0:12:56.920 --> 0:13:00.040 I'm allergic to baby bottle fun fact, it sparks my 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:02.439 eggma up and then when I eat it all around 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:03.360 my mouth flares up. 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:03.720 Whoa. 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:05.920 I don't know what in it I'm allergic too. But 0:13:06.360 --> 0:13:09.120 when I had it last time as a kid, I 0:13:09.200 --> 0:13:11.320 had it and literally my eggma on my mouth like 0:13:11.480 --> 0:13:14.199 I looked like I got like my mouth on a 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:16.439 treese graater and like fucking scrape my mouth on the 0:13:16.480 --> 0:13:18.679 trees greater, and then my arms were like really puffy 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:22.120 from my eggzma nastaring up. Yeah, it was really nasty. 0:13:22.200 --> 0:13:23.760 I think I've said this before, but I literally used 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:25.959 to wear jackets every single day in the summer heat 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:30.080 or like Miami heat, because I didn't want anybody to 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:31.360 see the eggma on my arms. 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:32.240 Did they go away? 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:36.160 Yeah? I fully went away because I used to have 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:38.440 it really bad here. Now I have like little divt 0:13:38.480 --> 0:13:40.840 scars because one time in Honduras, I got so fucking 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:44.200 sick and for some reason, that spiked up my exzma, 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:45.720 which makes sense because I'm sure it was just my 0:13:45.720 --> 0:13:48.040 immune system being down and it like spiked me up, 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:51.079 and I scratched myself so hard that I like left 0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:53.520 like divits in my skin. Now I get eggzma like 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:56.160 around my mouth and nose, but I put so much 0:13:56.240 --> 0:14:00.559 fucking moisturiers are on me that it doesn't. Oh yeah, 0:14:00.600 --> 0:14:01.959 I also get it on the side of my arms. 0:14:01.960 --> 0:14:05.440 I wonder if it's from like rubbing on my like skin, 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:08.280 but I get it like when it's really dry. 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:11.480 Is it just dry skin or is it like bacteria? 0:14:12.559 --> 0:14:15.160 I actually don't know. I think it's like it's way 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:17.439 less severe than psoraosis, but it's kind of in that 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:22.120 family of like just like gnarly uh jar skin. But 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:23.960 that was my big sinsecurity as a kid, because I 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:25.400 didn't want people to be like, eh, why are you 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:28.720 scratching yourself? You look scary. So I wore a jacket 0:14:28.960 --> 0:14:32.520 and I went under forever, and nobody ever knew that 0:14:33.000 --> 0:14:34.560 under my jacket, I was dying. 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:38.920 What the hell is that I'm passing away years ago? 0:14:39.080 --> 0:14:40.920 Did I tell you guys that I'm probably gonna die? 0:14:41.160 --> 0:14:44.080 It's this ambulant on her chest that keeps her young. 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:45.440 Mess. 0:14:45.600 --> 0:14:46.840 You went to the Old Beach. 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:50.040 I've never seen fucking old. I need to see a 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:52.560 really shitty movie. I've seen too many good movies. 0:14:52.800 --> 0:14:52.960 Oh. 0:14:53.000 --> 0:14:56.440 Also, the voice actor of Roger Rabbit literally wanted to 0:14:56.480 --> 0:14:57.280 have sex with me. 0:14:57.640 --> 0:14:58.360 No, it's awesome. 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:03.760 We went to Monster Polouze. I'll never get the kid 0:15:03.840 --> 0:15:09.600 getting that she was Actually we have to enter that video. 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:20.000 Dude, dude me and you. 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:24.560 Went up to him to just stir him and laugh 0:15:24.960 --> 0:15:27.720 like eight times, and then at the end we were like, oh, that's. 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:30.480 Like person, that's a child, a person, and we're bullying 0:15:30.520 --> 0:15:31.880 this child like we. 0:15:31.760 --> 0:15:35.280 Weren't doing that purpose, but like literally just like oh 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:38.240 my god, humans are so fucking funny. We are literally 0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:42.000 so bored, Like cars shouldn't be as extravagant as they are. 0:15:42.960 --> 0:15:44.760 That's just to get you from one point to another. 0:15:44.840 --> 0:15:48.120 I shouldn't have cars, period. I want a car, but 0:15:48.200 --> 0:15:52.320 we shouldn't have cars. Then how would no make the 0:15:52.360 --> 0:15:55.960 cities walkable? We should have started with that walkable cities. 0:15:56.880 --> 0:15:59.200 I mean, I guess bad we went the wrong direction. 0:15:59.320 --> 0:16:01.360 But then, how would you have sex on a train? 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:04.480 You can have sex in your car? What you can 0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:05.560 have sex in your car? 0:16:05.880 --> 0:16:06.120 Girl? 0:16:06.160 --> 0:16:07.160 What the fuck are you saying? 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:09.600 I'm saying we need cars because it's like just one 0:16:09.640 --> 0:16:10.960 other place to have sex. 0:16:11.560 --> 0:16:12.200 That makes sense. 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:15.520 Actually, that's why they did it. That's why they made cars. 0:16:15.760 --> 0:16:17.800 I feel like that is kind of why they made cars. 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:19.960 Yeah, cars used to be open top, and then they 0:16:19.960 --> 0:16:21.120 were like, we got to put a roof on this 0:16:21.240 --> 0:16:24.480 so we can bone in here, No, so that the 0:16:24.560 --> 0:16:26.080 rain doesn't hit you while. 0:16:25.960 --> 0:16:28.000 You're having I think the first person to have sex 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:30.720 in a car was like, I'm probably the first person 0:16:30.760 --> 0:16:34.480 to do this, yes, because like so few people had cars. 0:16:35.120 --> 0:16:37.840 People are so fucking horny. I bet hella. People fucked 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:39.600 in a car at the same time for the rest time, 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:42.080 because bitches are just horny. 0:16:44.000 --> 0:16:45.400 Literally but who knows. 0:16:45.480 --> 0:16:50.400 I don't know. Sorry, Drews literally chomping on us on 0:16:50.520 --> 0:16:53.600 his lollipop. That's me and Drews. I'm a sucker, He's 0:16:53.640 --> 0:16:55.440 a chomper. Yep, I'll be sucking. 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:01.880 That's what it sounds like. When he eats his little kibble. 0:17:02.600 --> 0:17:04.560 Dide with his bowl. He like couldn't get to his 0:17:04.600 --> 0:17:07.280 fucking cat food and I just heard him scraping up again. 0:17:07.520 --> 0:17:09.600 Is such a cute word. Kibble. 0:17:09.720 --> 0:17:11.840 You're my kipple because I eat you up and then 0:17:11.880 --> 0:17:13.560 I throw you up because I ate you too fast. 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:17.840 I've been drinking a bunch of your relax I'm really 0:17:17.840 --> 0:17:20.360 constipated again. What it's new. 0:17:20.640 --> 0:17:21.720 Did it blow your back out? 0:17:21.840 --> 0:17:25.119 Nope? So I'm like, I need to drink the magnesium 0:17:25.200 --> 0:17:27.080 sit right, which if I'm going to do it, I 0:17:27.080 --> 0:17:30.040 have to do it tonight because I fly on one. 0:17:29.880 --> 0:17:33.800 Wednesdayale, dude, Oh my god, no, dude. I literally like, 0:17:33.960 --> 0:17:37.720 now that like bottle of laxative actually gives me like 0:17:37.800 --> 0:17:39.639 PTSD because I just look at it and I think 0:17:39.680 --> 0:17:42.720 about how it actually gave me COVID. Like for me, 0:17:43.040 --> 0:17:45.760 laxatives are what gave me COVID, and I will never 0:17:45.800 --> 0:17:48.480 have one again. I'd rather be constipated and walking around 0:17:48.480 --> 0:17:53.240 with a big belly full of shit then be spray 0:17:53.480 --> 0:17:55.480 shit out of my ass. 0:17:56.560 --> 0:17:58.879 That is a luxury and a privilege to be able. 0:17:58.800 --> 0:18:05.200 To say, have you seen the new Fortnite video? It's awesome? 0:18:05.480 --> 0:18:06.439 What is the Fortnite? 0:18:06.560 --> 0:18:09.919 I've given so much money to Fortnite. It's I've given 0:18:10.040 --> 0:18:13.280 like at this point, this is embarrassing, easily over one 0:18:13.320 --> 0:18:14.440 hundred dollars Fortnite. 0:18:14.440 --> 0:18:17.159 That's insane. I'm like, that's insane. Like I didn't do 0:18:17.240 --> 0:18:24.680 that same thing for uh what is it? Castle Clan Battles, 0:18:24.800 --> 0:18:28.520 like the you were playing that like that in in 0:18:29.160 --> 0:18:31.640 high school. Yeah, Like I spent probably like five hundred 0:18:31.640 --> 0:18:33.719 bucks on that on that game, probably spent like five 0:18:33.800 --> 0:18:36.920 hundred bucks. And then on Balloon's Tier Defense, I spent 0:18:36.960 --> 0:18:39.680 hella bread. But like, I've been kind of good about 0:18:39.720 --> 0:18:41.360