Speaker 1: Tap tap tap in this.
Speaker 2: Episode, right, so like immediately right off the right, right,
Speaker 2: just to start the episode. Something no one is talking
Speaker 2: about is the fact that I literally I was drumming
Speaker 2: for Lord in Ireland.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, well, you should have probably told everybody
Speaker 1: that you would have boosted her sales like so much.
Speaker 2: I would have boosted her sales one and two, like,
Speaker 2: but I didn't want to make it about me, like
Speaker 2: the show about me, so I like, I'm it's like
Speaker 2: about Lord. It's Lord's show. Like if people knew I
Speaker 2: was drumming for her, it would have been like an
Speaker 2: actual it would have been a dangerous situation.
Speaker 1: It also would have been embarrassing because it's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, like sorry, so many people are here from me.
Speaker 1: They're like chanting my name in the middle of the songs.
Speaker 2: Because the Druthers don't play.
Speaker 1: Yeah they don't. They they spread they spread themselves.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they spread seed in STDs as well.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: It was magnificent though, And someone did get a video,
Speaker 2: like a TikTok of me drumming and we'll just play
Speaker 2: it and I'm stoked. I'm proud of myself. I can't
Speaker 2: believe I've been able to balance.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you've been able to balance the podcast
Speaker 1: and being on tour with her.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like a really honestly congrats, like kudos for that.
Speaker 2: They did so much flying. It's like I'll be in
Speaker 2: Ireland and then I have to film two podcasts in
Speaker 2: two days because we're traveling more so, like we'll record
Speaker 2: two podcasts, you know, fly to like Austria or whatever,
Speaker 2: and then I have to fly back the next day.
Speaker 2: It's like the craziest schedule ever here.
Speaker 1: Okay, I bet you didn't know he could do that.
Speaker 1: I bet you didn't know.
Speaker 3: He could do that.
Speaker 1: You can do a lot of things, especially behind.
Speaker 3: I think he's lying again.
Speaker 2: I don't know why everybody calls me a liar, Like,
Speaker 2: I'm not a liar. I'm like about to start crud.
Speaker 1: It's probably because you do lie quite often.
Speaker 3: So it's because you're always lying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so's it's just kind of like common knowledge. If
Speaker 1: someone's like always lying, they kind of get called a liar.
Speaker 1: It's like if you're always having sex, you get called
Speaker 1: like awesome.
Speaker 3: It's kind of that's why you're called awesome.
Speaker 1: You don't like that's the thing is, that's me. That's
Speaker 1: all me.
Speaker 3: You get called awesome because you are awesome. I get
Speaker 3: called awesome because I'm also awesome and I have sex
Speaker 3: all the time.
Speaker 2: I get called a danger to society.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say something, and I fully forgot. That's me.
Speaker 1: Every single episode I say that, like four times. I
Speaker 1: was gonna start with something and then you started talking,
Speaker 1: and now I fully forgot what I was gonna say. Also,
Speaker 1: me Andrew found the best lollipops ever. We are not
Speaker 1: being told to say this, but the Young Earth organic
Speaker 1: pops are so fucking good. You know how other lollipops
Speaker 1: scrape your tongue and cut it. This one you can
Speaker 1: really rub up against your tongue and it doesn't happen.
Speaker 2: It's got like a sand paper effect. Like other lollipops
Speaker 2: are like sharp and like they turn into blades when
Speaker 2: you lick them. This has like a sand paper effect.
Speaker 2: It's almost like you're making out with a cat.
Speaker 3: H M.
Speaker 1: You say that like that's a good thing. Also, I've
Speaker 1: realized that I think it's more embarrassing to overreact when
Speaker 1: you almost get hit by a car than to like
Speaker 1: play it cool. Doesn't make sense, Like when you know
Speaker 1: you know when you almost hit someone and they like
Speaker 1: throw their hands up, like no one's doing that a
Speaker 1: fit of anger as much as it is because they're
Speaker 1: scared and they're like, oh fuck you, but like they
Speaker 1: want to like act bravo, like in macho, like they
Speaker 1: weren't just terrified for their life that you were gonna
Speaker 1: take their life.
Speaker 2: No, that's the most humiliating thing ever. Like if I
Speaker 2: if I almost hit you with my car and you
Speaker 2: throw your hands up, it makes me actually want to
Speaker 2: press on the gas more and to like squash you
Speaker 2: like that is more. That is so angering, Like girl,
Speaker 2: like I didn't I.
Speaker 1: Did not want to hit you. You're fine.
Speaker 2: I did not want to hit you. You did not
Speaker 2: get hit. Let's just all move past this and like
Speaker 2: forget about it.
Speaker 1: It's a simple mistake.
Speaker 2: Literally, literally it's.
Speaker 1: Such a simple mistake. I almost literally took your life
Speaker 1: with my vehicle.
Speaker 2: It reminded me of that, Like when I walked to
Speaker 2: the gas station to get PEPSI those people that or
Speaker 2: that that guy that I was walking with that he
Speaker 2: almost got hit by the car and like I didn't
Speaker 2: react at all, and he like threw like a fit
Speaker 2: and like hit the window and was like what the fuck,
Speaker 2: Like are you kidding me? And then like he like
Speaker 2: looked at me to like like have his back, and
Speaker 2: I just like literally walked around the front of the
Speaker 2: car and kept walking, and I was like, it is
Speaker 2: not that deep.
Speaker 1: I know. Also, that's just so embarrassing, Like, ill not
Speaker 1: you being scared to.
Speaker 4: Die, Like that's so embarrassing, Like no, I'm just so cool.
Speaker 4: Like if it's my time to go, like Rainer's trying
Speaker 4: a baby, I'll go that's such a lie because I
Speaker 4: actually don't want to die. I like buy the hands
Speaker 4: of everybody knows that's by the hands of someone else,
Speaker 4: because that's embarrassing, But it's way more embarrassing to like
Speaker 4: show that you cared.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like is it like them teaching the person a lesson?
Speaker 2: Like are they trying to teach me a lesson? Like
Speaker 2: I don't get it.
Speaker 1: No, it's literally not teaching me fucking anything.
Speaker 2: It's making me more angry.
Speaker 1: It's making me want to murder you. Also, everybody Azul
Speaker 1: had fleas and licked yourself to the bone. I'll insert
Speaker 1: a picture. It's actually so nasty. She By the time
Speaker 1: this episode is out, she's fully fine because I literally
Speaker 1: got her ointment yesterday and she was like her shit
Speaker 1: is already like back to being white and not fucking
Speaker 1: scary red. But because because of that, she had like
Speaker 1: a plastic cone on her head, which will also insert
Speaker 1: a picture of her plastic cone.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought, that's what you're gonna put the scab up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's traumatizing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's discussing. It's so nasty. Also, before anybody calls
Speaker 1: me a bad owner, it's hidden under a tuft of
Speaker 1: her hair, and me and Drew both looked at it
Speaker 1: like three days ago, and I thought she was just
Speaker 1: wet from linking herself and I was like ew. And
Speaker 1: then literally two days later I looked and all the
Speaker 1: hair was gone. She literally ate all the hair off
Speaker 1: of her body. So it's really fucking nasty. But she
Speaker 1: had an alert reaction to fleas. Anyway, she had a
Speaker 1: plastic cone on, and she was accidentally scooping litter out
Speaker 1: of the litter box and dragging it all over my
Speaker 1: room this morning, Because why do vets give cats such
Speaker 1: big fucking cones, Like they're literally just scooping piss and
Speaker 1: shit around. They can't lick their ass.
Speaker 2: They get bumpy, but it's literally not that deep, and
Speaker 2: like this cone is so big on a zola or
Speaker 2: was caau then you replaced it. It was so big
Speaker 2: on a zola that like he literally couldn't jump and
Speaker 2: like he couldn't keep his head up. He was like
Speaker 2: dragging his head out.
Speaker 1: I knew he was coming into the room because you
Speaker 1: just heard like, oh, it's really sad for some reason,
Speaker 1: when his zouls like living like a little sad life,
Speaker 1: it actually like deteriorates my happiness.
Speaker 2: Me and Josh were talking about that this morning.
Speaker 1: Exponentially, like it's just so sad. It's like, oh, like
Speaker 1: I want to put her out of her misery. We
Speaker 1: should just shoot her?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, for sure. No, we shouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: We shouldn't just killed my cat when she's a little sad.
Speaker 2: And it's crazy about the uniclor socks. I think they
Speaker 2: change your sizing a little bit because they're really baggy
Speaker 2: on me right now, which is insane because normally they're
Speaker 2: like really taught.
Speaker 1: I don't like high socks because they squeeze the fuck
Speaker 1: out of my goddamn ankles and I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: losing blood flow to my feet, and then my feet
Speaker 1: are ten times more cold.
Speaker 2: Than they always are. If I wear low socks, like
Speaker 2: like medium high socks, it looks like I have kinkles.
Speaker 2: So I literally can't do it.
Speaker 1: I just yeah, I used to wear no show socks.
Speaker 1: If you wear no show socks, you're a fucking menace
Speaker 1: to society. You are so fucking scary. I I got
Speaker 1: so scared that he.
Speaker 3: Was these are show socks.
Speaker 1: Show socks.
Speaker 3: This is for when it's showtime, showtime, baby.
Speaker 1: I still can't leave the sad.
Speaker 2: Coming out, and I was like, fuck, it didn't get
Speaker 2: on camera.
Speaker 3: No episode was my most embarrassing episode one because my
Speaker 3: shoe was like turning into dust. And then the other
Speaker 3: reason is that people were tagging one time stamp in
Speaker 3: the video where I like let out this.
Speaker 1: Weird moan, No, don't do it again.
Speaker 3: But the reason why is because you were talking about
Speaker 3: throwing up, and I was.
Speaker 1: Like, it was supposed to be like you were getting horny.
Speaker 3: I was getting horny. I was supposed to be like, oh,
Speaker 3: like it was supposed to be like, oh like that,
Speaker 3: but it came out sounding very weird because the mic
Speaker 3: is so close to my mouth, like yeah, yeah, it
Speaker 3: was like I.
Speaker 1: Got a massage and the lay didn't realize she graced
Speaker 1: my KOUCHI like eight times, damn. And I was too
Speaker 1: embarrassed to say like anything. So I just laid there
Speaker 1: and I tensed up my body until she got the
Speaker 1: idea where she was like, oh, my hand is going
Speaker 1: too far up because I got a big I got
Speaker 1: a big beefy stew down there.
Speaker 2: It's it's big.
Speaker 1: Sometimes when I lay under a cover, I'm like, that
Speaker 1: makes no sense. Like when I'm naked under a cover
Speaker 1: and there's just a blanket on my body. I looked
Speaker 1: down it and I'm like.
Speaker 2: That's he's back. She's hung.
Speaker 1: Literally, if I want, I was gonna.
Speaker 2: Say, I want was really gross. By the way, No, uh,
Speaker 2: it tastes like cybernetics.
Speaker 1: What the fuck you just made that up. That's not
Speaker 1: a word cybernetics. What is that?
Speaker 3: It tastes like the blue flum.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it tastes like kim Yeah, like straight cants.
Speaker 1: I think I might pick up smoking cigarettes and not
Speaker 1: wearing sunscreen anymore. Oh, and also not washing my face.
Speaker 2: I'm not puffed anymore. By the way, shut up, I
Speaker 2: swear you actually isn't. I was gonna I was gonna
Speaker 2: buy one yesterday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then jose I handed you his and you
Speaker 3: were like, oh, I.
Speaker 2: Actually did get onto him, and I was like, Josiah, like,
Speaker 2: you actually have to bring those around because I was
Speaker 2: like off of it for like five days. And then
Speaker 2: he came around with his puff bar and I was like, God,
Speaker 2: damn it, like of course I have to fucking hit
Speaker 2: this thing, so I hit it. But since he's left,
Speaker 2: I haven't hit a puff bar. I did want to
Speaker 2: go buy.
Speaker 1: He left two days ago, and.
Speaker 2: Damn, like, can I not have one fucking thing? It's
Speaker 2: always this or that or something else. Like I've heard
Speaker 2: you know what it is.
Speaker 1: I've heard that like I'm done with flump float like
Speaker 1: probably since I met you when Jewel was around, I've
Speaker 1: heard like the like everybody in the group like who
Speaker 1: uses like flump floats and puff bars and Jewels goes
Speaker 1: through phase with like no, I'm actually like so done people,
Speaker 1: And then the second ones around, everybody like hawks over
Speaker 1: the person. It's literally like a dead corpse and everybody
Speaker 1: in our crew becomes vultures and they're like give it, please,
Speaker 1: please give it to me. Dide I watch Duri Josiah
Speaker 1: fight at dinner for like thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: I was just leaning into it because I was like,
Speaker 2: this is funny. I wasn't actually like give it to me,
Speaker 2: but I was also like, bitch, you better give it
Speaker 2: to me, Like there's you better hand that shit to me.
Speaker 2: I was a little bit offended, but not because I
Speaker 2: needed it, but like I need.
Speaker 1: It, did I saw it exactly?
Speaker 2: That was like, oh wait, me buying one.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's about a flump flow. It was like
Speaker 1: me buying a flum float or like a puff bar
Speaker 1: three days after dramatically throwing it in water and like swearing,
Speaker 1: I'm quitting.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: Literally, It's like people don't understand how hard it is
Speaker 2: to quit those little motherfuckers because they're so ready available,
Speaker 2: readily available. They taste so good, like at this point,
Speaker 2: like they do nothing for me other than me like
Speaker 2: heart palpitations and like like headaches, like it's there, they
Speaker 2: do nothing and like it's strictly uh mental withdrawal, Like
Speaker 2: it's like I crave this thing more than anything I've
Speaker 2: craved in my entire life. But like I'm strong, I'm strong,
Speaker 2: and I do I do quit for like months at
Speaker 2: a time, and then I just fall back into it.
Speaker 2: But I can't. I cannot do it it. Like I
Speaker 2: watched the TikTok and I was like, oh, is that
Speaker 2: what I look like? Yeah, I'm talking to all of
Speaker 2: you who smoke those puff bars. We look fucking weird.
Speaker 2: Remember when people would smoke.
Speaker 1: There's literally tiny baby bottles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, remember when people would smoke box mods and you'd
Speaker 2: be like, girl, get a jewel, Like what are you doing?
Speaker 2: We are those people? Now, I'm like, guess some oxygen,
Speaker 2: Like what are you doing?
Speaker 1: They're fucking big as fucking They're literally they're literally shaped
Speaker 1: like little baby bottles, so everybody holds them with a
Speaker 1: full baby grip and it's.
Speaker 2: Like baby bottle pop.
Speaker 1: I'm allergic to baby bottle fun fact, it sparks my
Speaker 1: eggma up and then when I eat it all around
Speaker 1: my mouth flares up.
Speaker 3: Whoa.
Speaker 1: I don't know what in it I'm allergic too. But
Speaker 1: when I had it last time as a kid, I
Speaker 1: had it and literally my eggma on my mouth like
Speaker 1: I looked like I got like my mouth on a
Speaker 1: treese graater and like fucking scrape my mouth on the
Speaker 1: trees greater, and then my arms were like really puffy
Speaker 1: from my eggzma nastaring up. Yeah, it was really nasty.
Speaker 1: I think I've said this before, but I literally used
Speaker 1: to wear jackets every single day in the summer heat
Speaker 1: or like Miami heat, because I didn't want anybody to
Speaker 1: see the eggma on my arms.
Speaker 3: Did they go away?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I fully went away because I used to have
Speaker 1: it really bad here. Now I have like little divt
Speaker 1: scars because one time in Honduras, I got so fucking
Speaker 1: sick and for some reason, that spiked up my exzma,
Speaker 1: which makes sense because I'm sure it was just my
Speaker 1: immune system being down and it like spiked me up,
Speaker 1: and I scratched myself so hard that I like left
Speaker 1: like divits in my skin. Now I get eggzma like
Speaker 1: around my mouth and nose, but I put so much
Speaker 1: fucking moisturiers are on me that it doesn't. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I also get it on the side of my arms.
Speaker 1: I wonder if it's from like rubbing on my like skin,
Speaker 1: but I get it like when it's really dry.
Speaker 2: Is it just dry skin or is it like bacteria?
Speaker 1: I actually don't know. I think it's like it's way
Speaker 1: less severe than psoraosis, but it's kind of in that
Speaker 1: family of like just like gnarly uh jar skin. But
Speaker 1: that was my big sinsecurity as a kid, because I
Speaker 1: didn't want people to be like, eh, why are you
Speaker 1: scratching yourself? You look scary. So I wore a jacket
Speaker 1: and I went under forever, and nobody ever knew that
Speaker 1: under my jacket, I was dying.
Speaker 2: What the hell is that I'm passing away years ago?
Speaker 1: Did I tell you guys that I'm probably gonna die?
Speaker 2: It's this ambulant on her chest that keeps her young.
Speaker 1: Mess.
Speaker 3: You went to the Old Beach.
Speaker 1: I've never seen fucking old. I need to see a
Speaker 1: really shitty movie. I've seen too many good movies.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 1: Also, the voice actor of Roger Rabbit literally wanted to
Speaker 1: have sex with me.
Speaker 2: No, it's awesome.
Speaker 1: We went to Monster Polouze. I'll never get the kid
Speaker 1: getting that she was Actually we have to enter that video.
Speaker 5: Dude, dude me and you.
Speaker 1: Went up to him to just stir him and laugh
Speaker 1: like eight times, and then at the end we were like, oh, that's.
Speaker 2: Like person, that's a child, a person, and we're bullying
Speaker 2: this child like we.
Speaker 1: Weren't doing that purpose, but like literally just like oh
Speaker 1: my god, humans are so fucking funny. We are literally
Speaker 1: so bored, Like cars shouldn't be as extravagant as they are.
Speaker 1: That's just to get you from one point to another.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't have cars, period. I want a car, but
Speaker 2: we shouldn't have cars. Then how would no make the
Speaker 2: cities walkable? We should have started with that walkable cities.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess bad we went the wrong direction.
Speaker 1: But then, how would you have sex on a train?
Speaker 1: You can have sex in your car? What you can
Speaker 1: have sex in your car?
Speaker 3: Girl?
Speaker 2: What the fuck are you saying?
Speaker 1: I'm saying we need cars because it's like just one
Speaker 1: other place to have sex.
Speaker 3: That makes sense.
Speaker 1: Actually, that's why they did it. That's why they made cars.
Speaker 3: I feel like that is kind of why they made cars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, cars used to be open top, and then they
Speaker 1: were like, we got to put a roof on this
Speaker 1: so we can bone in here, No, so that the
Speaker 1: rain doesn't hit you while.
Speaker 3: You're having I think the first person to have sex
Speaker 3: in a car was like, I'm probably the first person
Speaker 3: to do this, yes, because like so few people had cars.
Speaker 1: People are so fucking horny. I bet hella. People fucked
Speaker 1: in a car at the same time for the rest time,
Speaker 1: because bitches are just horny.
Speaker 2: Literally but who knows.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Sorry, Drews literally chomping on us on
Speaker 1: his lollipop. That's me and Drews. I'm a sucker, He's
Speaker 1: a chomper. Yep, I'll be sucking.
Speaker 2: That's what it sounds like. When he eats his little kibble.
Speaker 1: Dide with his bowl. He like couldn't get to his
Speaker 1: fucking cat food and I just heard him scraping up again.
Speaker 2: Is such a cute word. Kibble.
Speaker 1: You're my kipple because I eat you up and then
Speaker 1: I throw you up because I ate you too fast.
Speaker 2: I've been drinking a bunch of your relax I'm really
Speaker 2: constipated again. What it's new.
Speaker 3: Did it blow your back out?
Speaker 2: Nope? So I'm like, I need to drink the magnesium
Speaker 2: sit right, which if I'm going to do it, I
Speaker 2: have to do it tonight because I fly on one.
Speaker 1: Wednesdayale, dude, Oh my god, no, dude. I literally like,
Speaker 1: now that like bottle of laxative actually gives me like
Speaker 1: PTSD because I just look at it and I think
Speaker 1: about how it actually gave me COVID. Like for me,
Speaker 1: laxatives are what gave me COVID, and I will never
Speaker 1: have one again. I'd rather be constipated and walking around
Speaker 1: with a big belly full of shit then be spray
Speaker 1: shit out of my ass.
Speaker 2: That is a luxury and a privilege to be able.
Speaker 1: To say, have you seen the new Fortnite video? It's awesome?
Speaker 2: What is the Fortnite?
Speaker 1: I've given so much money to Fortnite. It's I've given
Speaker 1: like at this point, this is embarrassing, easily over one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars Fortnite.
Speaker 2: That's insane. I'm like, that's insane. Like I didn't do
Speaker 2: that same thing for uh what is it? Castle Clan Battles,
Speaker 2: like the you were playing that like that in in
Speaker 2: high school. Yeah, Like I spent probably like five hundred
Speaker 2: bucks on that on that game, probably spent like five
Speaker 2: hundred bucks. And then on Balloon's Tier Defense, I spent
Speaker 2: hella bread. But like, I've been kind of good about
Speaker 2: not spending money on Fortnite.
Speaker 1: They actually make it too fucking easy because I literally
Speaker 1: just have to well you just.
Speaker 2: Have a spending problem.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, it's not my fault. It's literally
Speaker 1: it's so easy. Also, they have to stop making good
Speaker 1: skins at this point, Like my idea of a good
Speaker 1: skin on Fortnite is literally anything that's just a girl
Speaker 1: you just.
Speaker 2: Like all the Bay said girl skins.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm like, that's me.
Speaker 2: It's giving me anymore?
Speaker 1: What do we say?
Speaker 2: Me and I, Oh, dude, no, I brought that up
Speaker 2: the other day, like me and YA do this thing
Speaker 2: where it's like actually like the least like thought out
Speaker 2: planned joke ever, And I just realized we do it
Speaker 2: literally three hundred times a day. But like literally I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna use this as an example, but like this
Speaker 2: is I made this joke earlier today, Like so I'm
Speaker 2: not just like making this up on the spot. This
Speaker 2: is something that I said, this is a book without
Speaker 2: a cover, and I literally picked it up and I said, me,
Speaker 2: when I a book without a cover, And that's the joke,
Speaker 2: Like like there's nothing to it.
Speaker 1: Me when I'm a lukewarm glass of tap water and
Speaker 1: a mason jar from Arawan, Me when I'm.
Speaker 3: A sucked sucker, Me when I got so mad at
Speaker 3: my parents on the phone that I punched a hole
Speaker 3: in my wall.
Speaker 1: You're done talking for this episode. You're done. You're on,
Speaker 1: Like at least a ten to fifteen minute timeout and
Speaker 1: if you don't, if you don't abide by that, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna rip your leg hairs out one by one.
Speaker 2: That was so funny.
Speaker 1: Did I literally I've never fucking argued with my parents.
Speaker 1: I have never That's a lie. I'd be arguing me,
Speaker 1: like me when I actually just lied for time.
Speaker 2: Like literally you lying. I was talking to my mom
Speaker 2: yesterday and I was just like talking about like shit
Speaker 2: that I did when I grew up, and I was like,
Speaker 2: y'all like had to have hated me. I was like terrible,
Speaker 2: Like I sucked ass as a kid and like or
Speaker 2: as like a teenager. I was like, was it harder
Speaker 2: for you to raise me as like a one, two,
Speaker 2: three four year old or as like a sixteen seventeen
Speaker 2: year old? And they immediately, without like skipping or hesitating,
Speaker 2: They're like, when you were sixteen and seventeen, you were
Speaker 2: like awful, like you were terrible. And I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't think I was that bad, but like just
Speaker 2: looking back, I was just like literally suicidal. I wanted
Speaker 2: to die and I wanted to spend all of the
Speaker 2: money that I made on coral and fish and That's
Speaker 2: what I did. And also I did a bunch of
Speaker 2: drugs like.
Speaker 1: A lot, that being the last thing you mentioned being
Speaker 1: like no, I was the worst person ever because like
Speaker 1: I had like mental issues and like I loved fish.
Speaker 1: Oh also I like abuse substances like crazy it was.
Speaker 2: And I also was like, damn, like they really couldn't
Speaker 2: punish me because like while I was doing all these drugs,
Speaker 2: I don't think they were aware of it, but like
Speaker 2: I was maintaining my grades in school, and I was
Speaker 2: like had a part time job that I would do
Speaker 2: after school. So like I was doing all this shit
Speaker 2: I was supposed to do. I was just having fun
Speaker 2: with some drugs which like ultimately ruined my brain chemistry forever,
Speaker 2: and don't do that. But yeah, they like really couldn't like.
Speaker 1: Punish My grades were fucking awful. I was so bad
Speaker 1: with school, Like I genuinely I couldn't tell you what
Speaker 1: I did when I went to school, but I know
Speaker 1: it wasn't school work, Like I wasn't I was not
Speaker 1: in class. I would skip, I would sit at my
Speaker 1: favorite teacher's class and I would just sit all fucking day.
Speaker 1: And I think about it, and I'm like, what was
Speaker 1: I really doing, because like I think I was watching
Speaker 1: a lot of movies in school at that point. Like
Speaker 1: I would like go to school with my like fucking
Speaker 1: iPhone already having like a movie that I'm gonna watch
Speaker 1: loaded up, and I would just sit in classes watching
Speaker 1: different movies because I literally remembered like through movies. I
Speaker 1: distinctly remember watching in high school, like in class one
Speaker 1: of them, what's the movie with Johnny Depp in the
Speaker 1: middle of the desert.
Speaker 2: With all the drugs rango?
Speaker 1: No fuck, it's like the cover of him with the
Speaker 1: big eyes.
Speaker 2: Oh uh fuck he does LSD. Yeah, like chasing Bad
Speaker 2: Times or.
Speaker 1: Like chasing your mom wanting to have sex.
Speaker 2: With Drew's mom Las Vegas. They drive the car load.
Speaker 1: Yes, literally me when I'm a cock two Twins album
Speaker 1: Fair and Loathing, That's not album, but yeah. I remember
Speaker 1: watching that in high school and watching him between classes
Speaker 1: and texting the man Who's growing me because I was
Speaker 1: this fair movie and I was like, I love this movie. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: I was like this movie, I.
Speaker 2: Have no idea I want to be watching the one.
Speaker 3: I was wondering where you were watching that movie. I
Speaker 3: was like, I feel like an older man is responsible.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was also like I was way more cutty
Speaker 1: with like what I decided to watch as a teenager
Speaker 1: versus an adult. Like, as a teenager, I actually had
Speaker 1: the capacity somehow to watch multiple movies like every like
Speaker 1: cooler movie I've seen. It's because I saw it when
Speaker 1: I was in high school. Yeah, but that was because
Speaker 1: I was like an obnoxious fuck who was like on
Speaker 1: Tumblr and like reblogging like gifts. So I was like,
Speaker 1: I need to watch this. Yeah, Jeff gif, that's just
Speaker 1: a jiff. That's like jiffy butter.
Speaker 2: You're a psycha.
Speaker 3: What do you say, giff?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Gif, it's a gif, I say jiff.
Speaker 3: The creator of Gifts said that it's pronounced jeff, but
Speaker 3: I think he's wrong.
Speaker 1: All right, So me and the creator got one thing
Speaker 1: in common, some common sense.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, ye are gay?
Speaker 3: Oh shit?
Speaker 1: Why it's Pride month? Like, why do you have to
Speaker 1: talk to me like that?
Speaker 3: Straight?
Speaker 1: You can talk like that because you're You should think
Speaker 1: about the way you use your words as a straight man,
Speaker 1: As a very straight man who has no homootic tendencies,
Speaker 1: you should be careful. Are okay?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Are you fixing the knots in your hair.
Speaker 2: I'm taking out the madded dread that formed the block
Speaker 2: of hair that you're moving.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want me to give you a haircut before
Speaker 1: you leave?
Speaker 2: No, I was actually thinking about getting a haircut in Texas,
Speaker 2: just letting them fuck me up. But I was like,
Speaker 2: I should just go to like a nice haircut person
Speaker 2: and like have them like do something good.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you want to hold out to August,
Speaker 1: that's I'm just holding out to August to get my
Speaker 1: haircut honestly because I know a spot in Brooklyn that
Speaker 1: I want to go to.
Speaker 2: I literally don't know if I could.
Speaker 1: That's how I felt, but I was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do it. But I was just saying, oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: distinctly remember watching that and like falling asleep watching it
Speaker 1: in school, and then also Paprika. It took me like
Speaker 1: three times to finish Paprika.
Speaker 2: And it's also because I have.
Speaker 1: I would watch it in school and then fall asleep
Speaker 1: in class. So that's what I did with my education.
Speaker 1: And I'm not kidding. I graduated with such a low GPA.
Speaker 1: I'm not joking, Like, what's the what's the bare minimum
Speaker 1: like to like two point five? I think, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think I graduated with like zero point one per like
Speaker 1: point above what you're supposed.
Speaker 3: To do, and they had one GPA.
Speaker 1: No. I literally my GPA was like nasty, like it
Speaker 1: was fucked up. But to be fair, like everybody knew
Speaker 1: that I was like not committed to being in school
Speaker 1: and wanting to be in school at that point, I
Speaker 1: was like far beyond like I was like you just.
Speaker 2: Like give up, where they just like no, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. You can roam the halls
Speaker 2: like cause if I were to try to do that
Speaker 2: in my school, like I would literally be like reprimanded
Speaker 2: so bad like it would it would not have been
Speaker 2: like you know what it was.
Speaker 1: It is because the way I would skip was my
Speaker 1: teacher would call me out of class. So because another
Speaker 1: teacher was calling me out all the time, I wasn't
Speaker 1: technically skipping because it was like, oh, like I was
Speaker 1: a part of the journaling club under this teacher, so
Speaker 1: he would like call me out and be like oh
Speaker 1: and yeah, and I was like the head of like journalism,
Speaker 1: so he would call me and be like, oh, and
Speaker 1: he has to come work on this thing. So I
Speaker 1: would just leave, but I would go and be on
Speaker 1: iPhone and computer all day and just chill. And then
Speaker 1: sometimes he would leaven get us lunch and we would
Speaker 1: like sit and eat and like literally just like chill.
Speaker 1: And then I would just like mess around with the
Speaker 1: kids in his class and like troll them and like
Speaker 1: talk to them. You know the video of the like
Speaker 1: what's her name? Fuck, I can't think of her name,
Speaker 1: Emony Jinkins singing. I have a video. It's also deep
Speaker 1: on my fenstuff like.
Speaker 3: Video.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Sophia of first singing. I played it for
Speaker 1: the class and it was dead silent, like all of
Speaker 1: them couldn't tell if I was playing it.
Speaker 2: Seriously, dude, that's so funny. I remember in sixth grade
Speaker 2: we uh did this? Uh? I had this like engineering class.
Speaker 2: It might have been seventh grade. But do you remember
Speaker 2: that YouTube video of the girl who was like the
Speaker 2: emo girl that like was like fuck, like she would
Speaker 2: cuss or whatever. No, she was boxy, that's what. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it wasn't boxy, but it was like a girl who
Speaker 2: was like trying to be boxy. She was like younger.
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's hard to explain her name. She
Speaker 2: was like the emo girl that like would get really
Speaker 2: fucking mad at the camera. That's whatever, I'll find it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so that's how I just like didn't go
Speaker 1: to class. Now I thought you should do that. I
Speaker 1: was just Gonno. I did have teachers who would fight
Speaker 1: me on it. I've like talked about that before. It
Speaker 1: was like I had a teacher who would literally was
Speaker 1: like so mean to me and like oh, of course, and.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm sorry, I let me do it again,
Speaker 2: and and yeah that, oh my god in my engineering
Speaker 2: class over like the speakers because he had like surround
Speaker 2: sound speakers in there, and like I forgot that, Like
Speaker 2: she like gets really violent and cusses at the end,
Speaker 2: and he like was super passed at me. But that
Speaker 2: just reminded me of your story.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's really all I would do. And I
Speaker 1: don't know. My school was like I you know what
Speaker 1: I think it was. I think it was because I
Speaker 1: was like obnoxiously with my teachers. I didn't get in
Speaker 1: trouble a lot often. Like my school was in uniform
Speaker 1: school and I never wore uniform. And the principal was
Speaker 1: one of those principal who's who like tried to be
Speaker 1: friends with all the kids, so he would always come
Speaker 1: up to me and be like Enya, like where's your uniform?
Speaker 1: And I would just like say some like snarky reply
Speaker 1: to him and just be kind of like funny with it, like, oh,
Speaker 1: like I don't believe in that, Like you're like I
Speaker 1: would like say annoying things and be like I don't
Speaker 1: believe in uniform, Like you're constricting my like creative like
Speaker 1: juices by doing that to me, Like I don't do that,
Speaker 1: and like just be annoying, and then I wouldn't get
Speaker 1: in trouble and he would like let me go. But
Speaker 1: that's also because he was like a fucking loser and
Speaker 1: try to be friends with a bunch of kids. Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: And hopefully all the bad stuff that happened to me
Speaker 1: that I don't remember will never resurface. M what, it's
Speaker 1: just a thought. Nor McDonald has a really funny bit
Speaker 1: in his new special where he's like when people have
Speaker 1: like really gnarly member like when people were like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I just remember this thing happened to me.
Speaker 1: It's never like a fun thing. It's always like some
Speaker 1: thing awful that like comes back.
Speaker 2: To you and it's like that you remember as it
Speaker 2: being funny, but then you tell people and they're like,
Speaker 2: that's not funny. That's like really sad and scary, you
Speaker 2: know what, aline abusive.
Speaker 1: I've had that happen to me before. And I cried
Speaker 1: at a pokey place because I was like laughing about
Speaker 1: it with something with my friend and I was like
Speaker 1: telling her and she was like and yeah, that's like
Speaker 1: not funny, that's like really fucked up. And then I
Speaker 1: started crying because I got embarrassed because I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you turn my joke of a life
Speaker 1: into something silly, Like it's silly. It's just a silly
Speaker 1: thing that happened.
Speaker 2: Like let's just laugh together about it. We can just
Speaker 2: laugh now.
Speaker 3: What were you guys popular in high school?
Speaker 1: Or I was so fucking popular. I was prom queen,
Speaker 1: I was serving, I was boots, I was no barely
Speaker 1: know that. No, I like went to prom and it
Speaker 1: was like the thing is okay. I don't know if
Speaker 1: we've said this on the podcast, we've like lightly touched
Speaker 1: on it, but it fully is happening. Like everybody on
Speaker 1: my timeline on TikTok who was like someone in high
Speaker 1: school who I was like, I just had a bunch
Speaker 1: of prom things on my timeline and that made me
Speaker 1: so happy because we have finally exited the anti prompt culture.
Speaker 1: Like it was all like there was this one TikTok
Speaker 1: in particular, hopefully I can find it, but it genuinely
Speaker 1: made me so happy because I was like, dude, these
Speaker 1: are just like such a cute little crew like of
Speaker 1: just like a centric like more eccentric leaning, like young
Speaker 1: kids who like instead of doing the thing where everybody
Speaker 1: was like fulk problem, like I'm not fucking going, like
Speaker 1: they all like dressed up and went. And then I
Speaker 1: saw another girl who she was literally talking about. She
Speaker 1: was like I wanted to go to Problem with my
Speaker 1: boyfriend and he was like, oh, we're not prom people,
Speaker 1: And I was like I literally don't fucking care, like
Speaker 1: I want to go to prom, Like I don't care,
Speaker 1: Like what does that mean? What is like being a.
Speaker 3: Part or not?
Speaker 1: And I think it's because like there was that whole
Speaker 1: era of like even ours being like fuck prom and
Speaker 1: that always used to piss me off because I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: like promise fun, It's like not the most fun ever,
Speaker 1: because when I think about it, I'm like I literally
Speaker 1: sat at the table danced for twenty minutes and then
Speaker 1: left like.
Speaker 2: I got really drunk, gave out a bunch of my
Speaker 2: prescribed Kalanapin to everybody on my party bus and almost
Speaker 2: got kicked out several times of my prom junior year,
Speaker 2: and I gave out all of my adderall. I give
Speaker 2: it to everybody, like candy. You can have it. Take
Speaker 2: the addall and the kalanapin. It's called a speedball. It's
Speaker 2: like a suburban speedball. It'll fuck you up. Almost killed
Speaker 2: a bunch of kids, So not cool at all.
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't go to junior prom. I went to
Speaker 1: senior prom and I got a hair brush flask.
Speaker 2: So I can't remember that because we were on tour
Speaker 2: together when you were doing prom, and you brought that
Speaker 2: to tour.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I just like started using it because I
Speaker 1: was like, I gotta make good use out of it.
Speaker 1: And it did work as a hair brush.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: We have talked about this because people there was always
Speaker 1: the rumors that like you were going to get checked. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And honestly, I'm gonna tap back into that. So I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna enter like a minor alcoholism phase, Like is
Speaker 1: that cool? Like I'm just gonna wake up and with
Speaker 1: my cup of Joe, like have a little.
Speaker 2: Tequila the four shots and like blacked out and almost died.
Speaker 2: Like I had to like shake you awake a few
Speaker 2: times because you were choking on your vomit.
Speaker 1: I know to My tolerance is so fucking low. It's
Speaker 1: like comical, Like now it's with alcohol the way it
Speaker 1: is with weed, like off my like little can. I'm
Speaker 1: like fuck mine as fuck. I'm moving slow.
Speaker 2: I'm so lit right now.
Speaker 1: I need to play Fortnite. Like actually, okay, when this
Speaker 1: episode is out, I'll have just come back from like
Speaker 1: a Europe trip, and you know what's fucked up. A
Speaker 1: genuine concern of mine is the fact that I won't
Speaker 1: be able to play Fortnite for like ten days.
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm over it. I'm over Fortnite and Call of Duty. Really,
Speaker 2: I'm done playing video games right now. I don't know
Speaker 2: what it is, but I have like the last few
Speaker 2: times I've played at it, like two episodes ago. It's
Speaker 2: just not fucking fun anymore. I don't know what happened.
Speaker 2: It's just not fun. She's not hitting the way it
Speaker 2: used to be. I think I'm literally just depressed, Like
Speaker 2: that's what it is, and I'm like battling depression. Who knows,
Speaker 2: who knows?
Speaker 1: Maybe that is, but I would think that, no, that
Speaker 1: probably is it. Because I was gonna say.
Speaker 2: I see, I literally hate these shoes so fucking much.
Speaker 2: I hope they burn in hell. Like I bought a
Speaker 2: shoe that's too big for me, and then I got
Speaker 2: clocked because they were like, those are two sizes too
Speaker 2: small for you, And I was like, no, they're supposed
Speaker 2: to feel like this. They're too big and they don't
Speaker 2: even fucking fit my foot. And then I when I walked,
Speaker 2: they like kick off my foot, and I'm like, this
Speaker 2: is the biggest waste of money I've ever spent money
Speaker 2: on in my entire life. And I literally hate product.
Speaker 2: But like put me on a runway.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I don't hate like I love you.
Speaker 1: I love you. I love you.
Speaker 2: Fix your shoe sizes.
Speaker 1: Maybe fix your feet. Maybe you're the freak. You have long,
Speaker 1: skinny feet and they're scary.
Speaker 2: No, I literally have, like my feet are like two
Speaker 2: different sizes.
Speaker 1: It was really funny. You could see like one of
Speaker 1: his feet were sticking out of the clog and then
Speaker 1: the other one was like snug in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have like two different sized feet. I'll post
Speaker 2: pictures of them on.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't post pictures of your feeture, Yeah, no, I'll
Speaker 1: I'll give the girls what they want. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's the girls watching who want pictures of your feet.
Speaker 2: I'll give the guys what they want.
Speaker 1: I thought you were straight.
Speaker 2: I am straight, but I don't discriminate.
Speaker 1: That sounds like something someone who's like a little game
Speaker 1: might say.
Speaker 2: No, I was gonna say something really bad, but I
Speaker 2: was like, it's just not worth it. It's not worth
Speaker 2: it to bleep it.
Speaker 1: We're entering good territory. Oh, move your head so everybody
Speaker 1: can see the temperature.
Speaker 2: That's awesome, as winning fucking sweaty.
Speaker 1: I feel good.
Speaker 2: I even have the thermist that on and it's just
Speaker 2: still at ninety nine.
Speaker 1: No, we have to get something bigger it out because
Speaker 1: these summer episodes are gonna be really nasty.
Speaker 2: Really asking to get a studio.
Speaker 1: The first like three episodes, I was probably the sweatiest
Speaker 1: I've ever been, like genuinely, like I would sit up.
Speaker 1: Actually the first like ten episodes.
Speaker 2: We just need a studio, that's it.
Speaker 1: Can you build one? You're man?
Speaker 2: We built this city on rock and roll.
Speaker 1: No, we built the city on boots and house and
Speaker 1: me and Jester build the city. We'll get into that
Speaker 1: one day. Do you know about that? Should I retell
Speaker 1: it now? I have to have to wait for Deester.
Speaker 1: I've retold the story many times, like.
Speaker 2: Over three hundred times. I can't hear it.
Speaker 1: It genuinely makes me so happy, like it's.
Speaker 2: So funny to me, and then I try to add
Speaker 2: it on a joke and I just get shut down.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, because I mean me and just to build
Speaker 1: the city, like it's like no one.
Speaker 2: Else built the city, and I'm going to kill everybody
Speaker 2: in the city.
Speaker 1: You can't kiss me. I have a force field.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna sneak a bomb in there and kill everybody.
Speaker 1: Well, we have really good protection. And also you just
Speaker 1: won't because we have a force field. Every human in
Speaker 1: our city has a force field bill around them, So
Speaker 1: you're just the outsider if you put it on the.
Speaker 2: Dune force fields.
Speaker 1: I've never seen, dude, that is a movie I will
Speaker 1: never watch. I'm sorry, unless I'm like sedated and be
Speaker 1: like tied down.
Speaker 2: You're so weird and different and like cool than everybody else.
Speaker 2: Because like you don't watch stuff that's popular.
Speaker 1: No, I just don't watch it that's long and boring.
Speaker 2: It's neither long nor I don't like action and sci
Speaker 2: fi like that. Like it's more it's more like space politics.
Speaker 2: It's like more like future. Like there's not like a
Speaker 2: lot of action that action sequence are like whatever?
Speaker 1: What because I'm like like shocked that like space politics.
Speaker 1: That's like the last word that would like intrigue me
Speaker 1: to watch movie.
Speaker 2: Oh it's like Spaceball, No, give it, give it a chance.
Speaker 2: It's like, I don't know, I think you would like it.
Speaker 1: Maybe when I'm high as bingus on my flight, I'll
Speaker 1: watch it.
Speaker 2: If it's on there, it's giving bingus, it's given do girt,
Speaker 2: it's giving Meatchzaches.
Speaker 1: Is good, Miches is good.
Speaker 2: Little meats, little bingeese.
Speaker 1: Why don't you just stay in l a while I'm
Speaker 1: gone and put the ointment on as all No, nobody
Speaker 1: wants to stay and cream was all up while I'm gone.
Speaker 2: No one wants to lather the cream on because I won.
Speaker 2: If I was staying, I wouldn't have been asked to
Speaker 2: do it. I would have just been assumed to do it.
Speaker 2: And I wouldn't have been paid.
Speaker 1: No, that's different. I I don't like I'm only paying
Speaker 1: because it is so annoying to like squeeze.
Speaker 2: Her down on the couch and touch his bloody, bloody scabs.
Speaker 1: Ky, do you want to just do it for free?
Speaker 1: You want to touch her bloody scab?
Speaker 3: I would do it. I was gonna say I would
Speaker 3: do it, but I'm I'm so busy creaming drew Up
Speaker 3: all the time going.
Speaker 1: To be here.
Speaker 2: He's he's coming with me my cream here, do my
Speaker 2: bubble best?
Speaker 3: Yeay?
Speaker 1: Are you getting flown up to cream drew Up?
Speaker 3: I'm getting flown out to cream drew Up.
Speaker 2: Like that's the only reason why he's still around.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm just I'm sorry. I'm sorry to like bring
Speaker 1: up your sexuality so much, but this is oh my god,
Speaker 1: is it straight stuff? Like? Is that like straight?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I mean I'm just making sure, like damn true.
Speaker 3: No, it's not me getting flown out to creamy Up
Speaker 3: is definitely not straight stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh I got invited to one of those like scary
Speaker 1: yacht parties that people talk about.
Speaker 3: Wait, what do you mean, Drew.
Speaker 1: Sorry, guys, you just showed me that grinder othing on
Speaker 1: his phone. Wait, I'm really confused. You're sending mix.
Speaker 2: I have it on there to just keep tabs of
Speaker 2: the community around me hate bothering me the entire episode.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, no, don't do that when the camera's off.
Speaker 3: The camera's still on and I'm recording the audio. Please
Speaker 3: don't do that.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, have you seen the new iOS?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: This is exciting. This is exciting too.
Speaker 2: We took a five minute intermission because I was literally
Speaker 2: losing my fucking mind. I don't feel real. I'm not real.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm not angry, but like I'm very close
Speaker 2: to like having an outburst of anger, but like one
Speaker 2: thing will set me off.
Speaker 1: Okay, but so your warning call in?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Literally, in my moments away in our in our break,
Speaker 2: I saw of the pond something that reminded me of
Speaker 2: the new iOS update that's coming out soon. And it's
Speaker 2: pretty cool like that. The texting I messaged it is
Speaker 2: really cool. I think I sent it to you, but
Speaker 2: it's like, and I message you're gonna be able to
Speaker 2: like if you read a text message, unread it and
Speaker 2: mark it as unread, which is like really advanced that
Speaker 2: evil because I do that shit all the fucking time.
Speaker 2: Like I read a message and I just never respond
Speaker 2: to it buried.
Speaker 1: No, oh, oh, I know what you're saying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like the Instagram feature, I don't know if it
Speaker 2: actually marks it as onread, which if it does, that's
Speaker 2: psycho and scary.
Speaker 1: And like, oh, yeah, that's what I thought you were saying.
Speaker 1: But that's so good because I need.
Speaker 2: That, Yeah, because I just forget about my text. And
Speaker 2: then also in the new iOS, you're gonna be able
Speaker 2: to delete messages that you send. So if you send
Speaker 2: a message, you can delete it from both people's phones immediately,
Speaker 2: so like you can like sneak to someone and delete
Speaker 2: it really quick. And like, yeah, oh that's good. I
Speaker 2: don't know, like there's a lot of utility like for
Speaker 2: jokes there, like I've already thought of so many things
Speaker 2: that I can do with that, but like relationship wise,
Speaker 2: that could be very good for people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'd be saying out of pocket shit just
Speaker 1: out of a fit of manger, and I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, I've said that.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't have said that.
Speaker 1: No, the way, I need new iPhone. I need new
Speaker 1: iPhone right now.
Speaker 2: I literally I know, I actually and ironically need a
Speaker 2: new iPhone, but like I'm done. I'm done, Like I'm
Speaker 2: done buying new things, like I can't. I hate being
Speaker 2: a consumer. What I'm gonna do is I'm going to
Speaker 2: consume things that were already consumed, so like basically thrifting.
Speaker 2: But I think I have to get the new iPhone,
Speaker 2: Like that's the one thing I have to I thought,
Speaker 2: I have to get the new Macmini. I need a
Speaker 2: new monitor for my computer.
Speaker 1: I need a new computer.
Speaker 2: I need to add fans to my computer. But other
Speaker 2: than that, I'm not consuming anything else like I promised.
Speaker 1: Other than this insane tech upgrade I'm blaming on exactly. Also,
Speaker 1: I realized I fully missed out on telling y'all my
Speaker 1: awesome experience of anger. Yesterday I had to take a
Speaker 1: so when I had to take her to the vet.
Speaker 1: Her vet was on Santa Monica and they were doing
Speaker 1: the Pride Parade, which I did not know. When I called,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, can I get there? And they
Speaker 1: were like, oh, you can get there. You're just gonna
Speaker 1: have to figure out like where to park, Like I
Speaker 1: don't know where you at park? And I actually pulled
Speaker 1: the dru and I was standing across the street at
Speaker 1: the loudest like paradea I've ever been to, and like
Speaker 1: literally just like music was blasting and I felt no,
Speaker 1: but I did hear la. Of course I don't hear
Speaker 1: any dua. It was a lot of like I was like,
Speaker 1: where did y'all get instruments for today?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Did y'all just have instruments?
Speaker 2: There was a lot of banging instruments. They have instruments?
Speaker 3: WHOA, what was that you said?
Speaker 2: You said we nope?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I mean I'll leave it if you said now,
Speaker 1: I'll believe you.
Speaker 3: What do you mean? Believe this is recorded and I
Speaker 3: can play it back?
Speaker 1: Not you calling him a liar.
Speaker 2: He's just constantly something's wrong with you.
Speaker 3: There was record, we have proof?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we who's we?
Speaker 2: Shut up?
Speaker 1: Anyway?
Speaker 2: I watched somehow he's going to edit it to make
Speaker 2: it say I said me, we somehow he's going to
Speaker 2: make it.
Speaker 1: So did you say me or we?
Speaker 2: No, Kai is going to make it? Say we? I
Speaker 2: always had an entry.
Speaker 3: What am I going to make it?
Speaker 4: Sir?
Speaker 2: And but I said they, You're just giving him more fuel.
Speaker 1: He probably already did it. It sounds like you called
Speaker 1: yourself like a part of the lgbt Have you heard
Speaker 1: the g bt Q. Well, I have been.
Speaker 2: I'm not a part of the LGBTQ community.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I felt like.
Speaker 2: Oh, away, did you hear that? That was actually good?
Speaker 2: That was actually good?
Speaker 1: No, when I.
Speaker 2: Said, but but we, but we.
Speaker 5: LGBT Anyway, I.
Speaker 1: Had a Zool in the car across the street from
Speaker 1: the fucking parade, and I was like, dude, this is
Speaker 1: actually gonna set a Zull back. I think it was
Speaker 1: going to be so mad because I was like, this
Speaker 1: is gonna set a zul back like three years in
Speaker 1: like brain development, Like she's like a freak. Now she's
Speaker 1: back to being of like anti social like freak. But
Speaker 1: I felt like a goddamn fucking loser. And I was
Speaker 1: so pissed that I had to walk across the parade
Speaker 1: with a zool in this fucking CA carrier. And I
Speaker 1: actually felt like such a fucking idiot, douchebag. I was like,
Speaker 1: everybody's here celebrating, having fun, and I'm the fucking idiot
Speaker 1: who's like, sorry.
Speaker 2: With all your crosses on, I know, just like.
Speaker 1: Stopping across with a huge cat carrier. When I left,
Speaker 1: I was in a way better mood because actually it
Speaker 1: was just my luck. It was like no wait, time
Speaker 1: to get her looked at like it was in and out.
Speaker 1: And then when I was leaving, since it had died down,
Speaker 1: a bunch of people were like, oh my god, is
Speaker 1: that a cat? And it was really cute cause everybody's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, look at that cute cat. So I
Speaker 1: was like, yes, yes, yes, I know my kid is
Speaker 1: cute likes but yeah, it was like I was pulling
Speaker 1: a U where I was like, actually, this is the
Speaker 1: worst fucking damn my life. Like no, I don't think
Speaker 1: you fucking understood.
Speaker 2: It feels so good to just freak out for like
Speaker 2: two minutes and just have like a full blown conniption
Speaker 2: fit and let it all out and then you can
Speaker 2: just chill. But like, in that moment, that was the
Speaker 2: worst day of your life, you felt that truly, no.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get actually did. I was like, I
Speaker 1: would rather go through every single traumatic experience that's happened
Speaker 1: to me ever again, then take a zool out of
Speaker 1: this dude. She was shaking so bad it was actually
Speaker 1: really in the car. Once we pulled up to across
Speaker 1: the street, I was like, also when I got out.
Speaker 1: It was a fucking jeep with big speakers on it,
Speaker 1: so I just got exponentially louder, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Also, for some reason, I thought it
Speaker 1: was always going to use superhuman strength and break out
Speaker 1: of the carrier open and jumps on top of one
Speaker 1: of the parade and.
Speaker 2: It's like, hey, God, it's like Ratitude, but for the
Speaker 2: LGBTQ Pride.
Speaker 5: Parade visual it's the Pride Parade.
Speaker 2: I've never been to Pride me either. That was some
Speaker 2: I'm just not like that was your first time.
Speaker 1: My first time joining. I'm just not a parade person,
Speaker 1: Like I don't want to walk around in a loud space. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like a it's like a festival, which is like hot.
Speaker 2: I have a crush, let's hear about it. No, that's
Speaker 2: all you get. I'm not taking any questions.
Speaker 1: Could I ask questions after?
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course they don't get to know. Just know
Speaker 2: I have a little bit of a crush.
Speaker 1: Guys. I got secret infone. I'll tell all of y'all
Speaker 1: later that it's between us. No for you can come.
Speaker 2: I trust you.
Speaker 1: You can trust man. I'll only just write. I'll write
Speaker 1: about it on Patreon. Get you go on the Patreon
Speaker 1: and there's like a big like you know that one, Yeah,
Speaker 1: where she throws it in her friend unlocks it and
Speaker 1: here's it.
Speaker 2: That's a song.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmmmmmmmmm.
Speaker 1: Sing it.
Speaker 2: There's no words. It's literally just a beat and breathing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: It's like a bit of a soldier.
Speaker 3: Boy.
Speaker 2: Is it as my song of the week, like not
Speaker 2: too long ago. I'll find it again, keep talking me,
Speaker 2: keep going.
Speaker 1: I bought new bras.
Speaker 2: Grimes stand Grimes, chuck my balls everybody. Grimes is a
Speaker 2: fucking legend and she rules.
Speaker 1: Roses is popping on TikTok the song by grymes O.
Speaker 2: Word that's crazy. Actually, that's literally not crazy at all.
Speaker 2: She's literally like the most famous musician in the world.
Speaker 2: I love Grimes. I don't care. I don't care. I'm
Speaker 2: proud to say it. I love Crimes, I love Lana
Speaker 2: del Rey, I love my Lesyris Like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, on your striight ship for y exact exactly st curriculum.
Speaker 1: I said, the straight curriculum.
Speaker 2: Because they're HoTT as fuck. Yeah, they bught women. Literally,
Speaker 2: that's what I used to say. They're hot, Like, how
Speaker 2: could you not stand my least, she's like.
Speaker 1: Hot, she's always gone. It broops out almost. I invested
Speaker 1: in new bras and underwear. Guys. I don't think anybody
Speaker 1: understands what a big deal of that for me.
Speaker 2: That is, she's been wearing the same bra and panties
Speaker 2: for fourteen years.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck, and I really don't. I
Speaker 1: really don't. That's sustainable.
Speaker 2: I found a pair of boxers. I was like cleaning
Speaker 2: out my boxers and socks drawer and I found a
Speaker 2: pair of boxers in there, a gap pair of boxers
Speaker 2: that I got literally when I was seven, and I
Speaker 2: still wear them. I'm not joking. I still wear them,
Speaker 2: and I just red. I threw out every other pair,
Speaker 2: but I kept that when I was like, this is cute.
Speaker 1: I can't say that I have anything that old, but
Speaker 1: I do have literally, like I saw the underwhere I
Speaker 1: wore I remember when I lost my virginity, I still
Speaker 1: have them. I'd be wearing them.
Speaker 2: That's actually cute.
Speaker 1: It's not cute because I wear them and literally the
Speaker 1: band has like ripped.
Speaker 2: Off and peeled off when the elastic like dies and crumbles,
Speaker 2: and they're not elastic anymore, and they're just shorts. What
Speaker 2: didn't I wear when I lost my virginity?
Speaker 3: A suit?
Speaker 2: Huh?
Speaker 3: I'm looking at them.
Speaker 2: And the purple converse. I actually am like trying to think,
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I actually no, I remember, don't even say
Speaker 2: ship was going to say anything? You were going to
Speaker 2: say some ship, you look beautiful? No, say what you're
Speaker 2: going to say?
Speaker 1: Say what?
Speaker 2: I'm a virgin.
Speaker 1: You're literally you've been passed around more time than you know.
Speaker 2: I love being a virgin, born again virgin.
Speaker 1: I think you're a fucking slut. That's why I think
Speaker 1: you are.
Speaker 6: That's okay, Yeah, ah, that's true.
Speaker 1: If someone paid you a million dollars to live in
Speaker 1: the White House for free for three years, would.
Speaker 2: You absolutely fucking not? Are you kidding me? How would
Speaker 2: I even be able to do that? Would you live
Speaker 2: rint free in the White House for three years? Would
Speaker 2: you eat this full platter of fruits and vegetables for
Speaker 2: ten thousand dollars it's twenty thousand for twenty thousand dollars?
Speaker 1: No, probably not, because it would give me a cavity
Speaker 1: from all.
Speaker 2: Their Let's give Drew's meme reviews. Let's go through my
Speaker 2: meme account and see what's popping. Let's see what we've
Speaker 2: got post.
Speaker 1: I feel like Jack Carlo right now, damn, because I'm
Speaker 1: kind of mid when.
Speaker 2: Everybody likes me. Oh, oh my god, believe that.
Speaker 1: Just beleeve that.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we got this meme. I will never fully
Speaker 2: recover from my daughter pulling down my shorts and exposing
Speaker 2: my bare ass and pussy in the middle of panera bread.
Speaker 2: This morning, I.
Speaker 1: Saw that I heard upted to Mason when we were
Speaker 1: all at dinner.
Speaker 2: White girls when they had to go on some tropical
Speaker 2: go to some tropical resort with their family for summer
Speaker 2: instead of doing hard drugs with our friends, it's a
Speaker 2: way go screaming the lettuce on the chicken. It's dying celebi.
Speaker 2: Oh this is a classic when you're ab brunch and
Speaker 2: a squirt off starts out of nowhere. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So I have a m chicken and four nuggets for dinner.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding, Drew. I literally was like comatose. I literally.
Speaker 2: That my chickens are dangerous, like they're actually like like
Speaker 2: like I don't think they're actually edible. I think it's faking.
Speaker 2: They're faking it.
Speaker 1: But they taste so fast, litter it put there was
Speaker 1: a mass of something in my stomach. It was like insane.
Speaker 2: This is the last one, man, and you have been
Speaker 2: quoting the last line he says of this video for
Speaker 2: the last week. It's so good.
Speaker 5: More than a million kids come up missing per year.
Speaker 5: What do y'all think happened to these kids?
Speaker 2: And every time people come up missing, the more and
Speaker 2: more people come up missing, the more they release more
Speaker 2: chicken sandwiches and shit. I'm noticing that, I'm noticing that
Speaker 2: I'm not that, I'm literally not like the one thing
Speaker 2: about me is I am noticing that, damn, this has
Speaker 2: become a meme review. You're such a dumb animal. You
Speaker 2: pay thirty percent of your income to stay out of prison.
Speaker 2: For the audio listeners, it's a Chad and Orange Tang
Speaker 2: talking to each other in the grid format, so that
Speaker 2: one killed the vibe girl. Every time I see this,
Speaker 2: I'm so fascinated by the fact that it's all just corn.
Speaker 2: Literally everything in the pantry is literally all just corn.
Speaker 2: All we eat is corn and wheat, and they make
Speaker 2: it seem like it's not, but that's little. All we
Speaker 2: eat is corn wheat fillers. And oils, and that's our diet,
Speaker 2: that's the American diet.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I actually just thought about eggs and it
Speaker 1: made me gag a little.
Speaker 2: Say you got it all this rotten.
Speaker 1: Food from the bridges, and we kept smelling. We kept
Speaker 1: smelling it on purpose to gag.
Speaker 2: It was literally, I'm noticing that so good.
Speaker 1: I like, it's so petsive.
Speaker 2: I'm noticing that it's so good. Uh, what do I
Speaker 2: do from a YouTube channel?
Speaker 1: You just let it die?
Speaker 2: I need to record a YouTube video because I have
Speaker 2: brand deals do, but I don't know what to record.
Speaker 1: You should make a video of you being yourself, and
Speaker 1: let's do a Q and A. Q and a's are
Speaker 1: so funny.
Speaker 2: I love a good Q and A. I love a
Speaker 2: good QNA.
Speaker 1: I watch them, but like the idea of me doing
Speaker 1: a Q and A is funny. I don't think. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I've done a Q and A probably
Speaker 1: since I.
Speaker 2: Was in high school. The Patreon literally says hello, oh true.
Speaker 1: I'm at publicly. It's different. There's an intimacy with the patreon,
Speaker 1: but like I mean, like publicly, you know what it
Speaker 1: is doing an id like, ask me anything. It's really funny.
Speaker 1: Because it really is just ask FM all over again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's just like, ask me anything I want to
Speaker 1: talk about myself right now.
Speaker 2: I literally love it so much and I love when
Speaker 2: people do it. I observe so deeply. I'm like, damn,
Speaker 2: you really do do that, like you're really into that, right?
Speaker 1: I just skip through, if I'm being honest. Anytime anybody
Speaker 1: does like, like, ask me anythings on their story, I
Speaker 1: skipped through because I'm like, honestly, I don't feel like
Speaker 1: this is for me because I did not ask you,
Speaker 1: and I don't care.
Speaker 5: I really don't.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do one today. I'm gonna go live on
Speaker 2: fucking Instagram that ship.
Speaker 1: By the time this is up. This is what happened
Speaker 1: two weeks.
Speaker 2: That boosted my confidence in a way I was not
Speaker 2: prepared for. Did we finish the merch? Oh yeah, kind
Speaker 2: of sorry. I forgot that we were.
Speaker 1: That we're doing merch and it's gonna be fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: You forgot? How could you forget?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I actually don't know how I forgot that an appearance.
Speaker 2: Come say what's up? Literally, come say hi. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Every time anybody's at our house and they want to
Speaker 1: use the bathroom. We hear them, we hear their pee,
Speaker 1: but you guys.
Speaker 2: Can't hear them literally. It's also crazy how Josh refuses
Speaker 2: to be on the podcast. He wants to be, but
Speaker 2: there just hasn't been the proper time has it.
Speaker 1: There hasn't been a moment where it feels right. Maybe
Speaker 1: we'll do it before your anniversary. Josh will be what
Speaker 1: our third guest?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kai Josiah.
Speaker 1: Den even had a small cameo though, so it's not
Speaker 1: even like guests top guest type be. We need her
Speaker 1: on as a full guess. Yeah, we'll start getting guests
Speaker 1: in here. We'll start popping them in. We'll start popping
Speaker 1: them in, making them pop a squad on camera for
Speaker 1: you guys.
Speaker 2: We'll get that. That's going to be the gag is
Speaker 2: they all have to piss on on camera podcast.
Speaker 1: And we'll give you the audio.
Speaker 2: You can you can do whatever you want with it,
Speaker 2: a proof the mic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it'll just be like a.
Speaker 2: All right, that's it, man, Drew died, let's do media.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna shave my fucking head. That's a lie. I
Speaker 1: would I would look so bad. I looked so bad
Speaker 1: with the pix cut I look like at pictures and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I look sligh, but in the moment
Speaker 1: you literally cry.
Speaker 2: You cried eyes out.
Speaker 1: My media of the week is a Seat of Love
Speaker 1: by Huerco s no bis mid Lahat Ramani Rahiem by
Speaker 1: Harold budd I said that so wrong. I ship the
Speaker 1: fuck out of that and it talks on firefly.
Speaker 2: Mich crazy I tried in his four a m by
Speaker 2: Grimes classic Wildlife analysis by Boards of Canada, I have
Speaker 2: been on a crazy Boards of Canada kick chrom a
Speaker 2: Keyed dream Coat. I think the album is geogaddie h.
Speaker 2: That's my favorite Boards of Canada album. For the people
Speaker 2: that wanted to know. Touism is also cool. Literally the
Speaker 2: song Tooism is so good. Literally just listen to Boards
Speaker 2: of Canada get lost in their music. Uh some of
Speaker 2: it's really really sad and dark, but like you need
Speaker 2: that sometimes. And visually, bitch, I literally visually have watched
Speaker 2: eight million tiktoks, eight million tiktoks and YouTube videos on uh,
Speaker 2: what's that fucking Call of Duty?
Speaker 1: So you're not into playing Call of Day, you're.
Speaker 2: Into watching no that. I've always said that, like I've
Speaker 2: actively since I've moved from Texas like some like. One
Speaker 2: consistent thing about me has been me watching Call of
Speaker 2: Duty videos on YouTube, even though I never played it.
Speaker 2: And I just love being cucked by video games. I
Speaker 2: love watching people play video games, Like I don't know
Speaker 2: why people don't like I just don't like actually playing
Speaker 2: the video game sometimes and like watching is enough for me.
Speaker 1: So you want to watch me play around a Fortnite
Speaker 1: right now?
Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna watch my phone on TikTok.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stare at my cell phone screen for seven
Speaker 1: hours to decompressed.
Speaker 2: The black Did you know? Oh this is you know
Speaker 2: why black mirror is called black mirror? Why you see
Speaker 2: the phone's unlocked, lock it look at the screen. It's
Speaker 2: a black mirror. It shows you who you really are.
Speaker 1: J I think you might be experiencing short term memory
Speaker 1: loss because you've said that like three times this week.
Speaker 2: I'm realizing that I'm noticing that. I'm noticing that.
Speaker 1: Literally the kid getting his make up done.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, oh this in the middle it sells demon.
Speaker 2: I'll leave you with that.
Speaker 3: B