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Speaker 2: Episode, right, so like immediately right off the right, right,

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Speaker 2: just to start the episode. Something no one is talking

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Speaker 2: about is the fact that I literally I was drumming

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Speaker 2: for Lord in Ireland.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, well, you should have probably told everybody

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Speaker 1: that you would have boosted her sales like so much.

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Speaker 2: I would have boosted her sales one and two, like,

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Speaker 2: but I didn't want to make it about me, like

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Speaker 2: the show about me, so I like, I'm it's like

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Speaker 2: about Lord. It's Lord's show. Like if people knew I

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Speaker 2: was drumming for her, it would have been like an

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Speaker 2: actual it would have been a dangerous situation.

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Speaker 1: It also would have been embarrassing because it's like, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, like sorry, so many people are here from me.

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Speaker 1: They're like chanting my name in the middle of the songs.

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Speaker 2: Because the Druthers don't play.

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Speaker 1: Yeah they don't. They they spread they spread themselves.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they spread seed in STDs as well.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 2: It was magnificent though, And someone did get a video,

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Speaker 2: like a TikTok of me drumming and we'll just play

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Speaker 2: it and I'm stoked. I'm proud of myself. I can't

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Speaker 2: believe I've been able to balance.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you've been able to balance the podcast

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Speaker 1: and being on tour with her.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like a really honestly congrats, like kudos for that.

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Speaker 2: They did so much flying. It's like I'll be in

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Speaker 2: Ireland and then I have to film two podcasts in

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Speaker 2: two days because we're traveling more so, like we'll record

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Speaker 2: two podcasts, you know, fly to like Austria or whatever,

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Speaker 2: and then I have to fly back the next day.

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Speaker 2: It's like the craziest schedule ever here.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I bet you didn't know he could do that.

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Speaker 1: I bet you didn't know.

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Speaker 3: He could do that.

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Speaker 1: You can do a lot of things, especially behind.

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Speaker 3: I think he's lying again.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why everybody calls me a liar, Like,

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Speaker 2: I'm not a liar. I'm like about to start crud.

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Speaker 1: It's probably because you do lie quite often.

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Speaker 3: So it's because you're always lying.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so's it's just kind of like common knowledge. If

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Speaker 1: someone's like always lying, they kind of get called a liar.

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Speaker 1: It's like if you're always having sex, you get called

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Speaker 1: like awesome.

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Speaker 3: It's kind of that's why you're called awesome.

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Speaker 1: You don't like that's the thing is, that's me. That's

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Speaker 3: You get called awesome because you are awesome. I get

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Speaker 3: called awesome because I'm also awesome and I have sex

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Speaker 3: all the time.

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Speaker 2: I get called a danger to society.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say something, and I fully forgot. That's me.

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Speaker 1: Every single episode I say that, like four times. I

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Speaker 1: and now I fully forgot what I was gonna say. Also,

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Speaker 1: me Andrew found the best lollipops ever. We are not

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Speaker 1: being told to say this, but the Young Earth organic

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Speaker 1: pops are so fucking good. You know how other lollipops

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Speaker 2: It's got like a sand paper effect. Like other lollipops

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Speaker 2: are like sharp and like they turn into blades when

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Speaker 2: you lick them. This has like a sand paper effect.

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Speaker 2: It's almost like you're making out with a cat.

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Speaker 1: You say that like that's a good thing. Also, I've

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Speaker 2: No, that's the most humiliating thing ever. Like if I

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Speaker 2: I did not want to hit you. You did not

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Speaker 2: get hit. Let's just all move past this and like

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Speaker 1: It's a simple mistake.

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Speaker 2: Literally, literally it's.

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Speaker 1: Such a simple mistake. I almost literally took your life

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Speaker 2: It reminded me of that, Like when I walked to

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Speaker 4: Like if it's my time to go, like Rainer's trying

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Like is it like them teaching the person a lesson?

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Speaker 2: Like are they trying to teach me a lesson? Like

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Speaker 1: No, it's literally not teaching me fucking anything.

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Speaker 2: It's making me more angry.

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Speaker 1: It's making me want to murder you. Also, everybody Azul

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's discussing. It's so nasty. Also, before anybody calls

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Speaker 2: They get bumpy, but it's literally not that deep, and

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Speaker 2: like this cone is so big on a zola or

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Speaker 2: Me and Josh were talking about that this morning.

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Speaker 1: Exponentially, like it's just so sad. It's like, oh, like

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, for sure. No, we shouldn't do that.

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Speaker 1: We shouldn't just killed my cat when she's a little sad.

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Speaker 2: And it's crazy about the uniclor socks. I think they

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Speaker 1: I don't like high socks because they squeeze the fuck

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Speaker 2: Than they always are. If I wear low socks, like

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Speaker 2: So I literally can't do it.

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Speaker 1: I just yeah, I used to wear no show socks.

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Speaker 1: If you wear no show socks, you're a fucking menace

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Speaker 3: Was these are show socks.

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Speaker 1: I still can't leave the sad.

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Speaker 2: Coming out, and I was like, fuck, it didn't get

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Speaker 3: No episode was my most embarrassing episode one because my

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Speaker 1: Weird moan, No, don't do it again.

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Speaker 3: But the reason why is because you were talking about

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Speaker 1: Like, it was supposed to be like you were getting horny.

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Speaker 3: I was getting horny. I was supposed to be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: Got a massage and the lay didn't realize she graced

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Speaker 2: It's it's big.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes when I lay under a cover, I'm like, that

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Speaker 2: That's he's back. She's hung.

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Speaker 1: Literally, if I want, I was gonna.

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Speaker 2: Say, I want was really gross. By the way, No, uh,

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Speaker 2: it tastes like cybernetics.

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Speaker 1: What the fuck you just made that up. That's not

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Speaker 1: a word cybernetics. What is that?

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Speaker 3: It tastes like the blue flum.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it tastes like kim Yeah, like straight cants.

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Speaker 1: I think I might pick up smoking cigarettes and not

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Speaker 1: wearing sunscreen anymore. Oh, and also not washing my face.

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Speaker 2: I'm not puffed anymore. By the way, shut up, I

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Speaker 2: swear you actually isn't. I was gonna I was gonna

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Speaker 2: buy one yesterday.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and then jose I handed you his and you

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Speaker 2: Actually did get onto him, and I was like, Josiah, like,

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Speaker 1: Oh no, it's about a flump flow. It was like

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Speaker 2: Literally, It's like people don't understand how hard it is

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Speaker 1: There's literally tiny baby bottles.

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Speaker 1: They're fucking big as fucking They're literally they're literally shaped

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I fully went away because I used to have

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Speaker 2: What the hell is that I'm passing away years ago?

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Speaker 1: Did I tell you guys that I'm probably gonna die?

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Speaker 2: It's this ambulant on her chest that keeps her young.

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Speaker 1: Mess.

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Speaker 3: You went to the Old Beach.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen fucking old. I need to see a

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Speaker 5: Oh.

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Speaker 1: Also, the voice actor of Roger Rabbit literally wanted to

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Speaker 2: No, it's awesome.

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Speaker 1: We went to Monster Polouze. I'll never get the kid

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Speaker 5: Dude, dude me and you.

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Speaker 1: Went up to him to just stir him and laugh

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Speaker 2: Like person, that's a child, a person, and we're bullying

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Speaker 1: Weren't doing that purpose, but like literally just like oh

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Speaker 1: so bored, Like cars shouldn't be as extravagant as they are.

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Speaker 1: That's just to get you from one point to another.

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Speaker 2: I shouldn't have cars, period. I want a car, but

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Speaker 2: cities walkable? We should have started with that walkable cities.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I guess bad we went the wrong direction.

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Speaker 1: But then, how would you have sex on a train?

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Speaker 1: You can have sex in your car? What you can

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Speaker 1: have sex in your car?

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Speaker 3: Girl?

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Speaker 2: What the fuck are you saying?

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Speaker 1: I'm saying we need cars because it's like just one

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Speaker 3: That makes sense.

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Speaker 1: Actually, that's why they did it. That's why they made cars.

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Speaker 3: I feel like that is kind of why they made cars.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, cars used to be open top, and then they

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Speaker 1: were like, we got to put a roof on this

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Speaker 1: so we can bone in here, No, so that the

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Speaker 3: You're having I think the first person to have sex

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Speaker 3: to do this, yes, because like so few people had cars.

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Speaker 1: People are so fucking horny. I bet hella. People fucked

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Speaker 1: because bitches are just horny.

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Speaker 2: Literally but who knows.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Sorry, Drews literally chomping on us on

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Speaker 1: his lollipop. That's me and Drews. I'm a sucker, He's

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Speaker 1: a chomper. Yep, I'll be sucking.

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Speaker 2: That's what it sounds like. When he eats his little kibble.

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Speaker 1: Dide with his bowl. He like couldn't get to his

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Speaker 1: fucking cat food and I just heard him scraping up again.

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Speaker 2: Is such a cute word. Kibble.

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Speaker 1: You're my kipple because I eat you up and then

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Speaker 1: I throw you up because I ate you too fast.

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Speaker 2: I've been drinking a bunch of your relax I'm really

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Speaker 2: constipated again. What it's new.

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Speaker 3: Did it blow your back out?

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Speaker 2: Nope? So I'm like, I need to drink the magnesium

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Speaker 2: sit right, which if I'm going to do it, I

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Speaker 1: Wednesdayale, dude, Oh my god, no, dude. I literally like,

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Speaker 1: now that like bottle of laxative actually gives me like

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Speaker 1: laxatives are what gave me COVID, and I will never

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Speaker 2: That is a luxury and a privilege to be able.

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Speaker 1: To say, have you seen the new Fortnite video? It's awesome?

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Speaker 2: What is the Fortnite?

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Speaker 1: I've given so much money to Fortnite. It's I've given

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Speaker 1: like at this point, this is embarrassing, easily over one

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars Fortnite.

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Speaker 2: That's insane. I'm like, that's insane. Like I didn't do

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Speaker 2: hundred bucks. And then on Balloon's Tier Defense, I spent

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Speaker 2: hella bread. But like, I've been kind of good about

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Speaker 1: They actually make it too fucking easy because I literally

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Speaker 2: Have a spending problem.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, it's not my fault. It's literally

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Speaker 1: it's so easy. Also, they have to stop making good

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Speaker 1: skins at this point, Like my idea of a good

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Speaker 1: skin on Fortnite is literally anything that's just a girl

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Speaker 1: you just.

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Speaker 2: Like all the Bay said girl skins.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm like, that's me.

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Speaker 2: It's giving me anymore?

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Speaker 1: What do we say?

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Speaker 2: Me and I, Oh, dude, no, I brought that up

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Speaker 2: the other day, like me and YA do this thing

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Speaker 2: is I made this joke earlier today, Like so I'm

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Speaker 2: when I a book without a cover, And that's the joke,

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Speaker 2: Like like there's nothing to it.

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Speaker 1: Me when I'm a lukewarm glass of tap water and

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Speaker 1: a mason jar from Arawan, Me when I'm.

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Speaker 3: A sucked sucker, Me when I got so mad at

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Speaker 1: You're done talking for this episode. You're done. You're on,

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Speaker 1: Like at least a ten to fifteen minute timeout and

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Speaker 1: if you don't, if you don't abide by that, I'm

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Speaker 2: That was so funny.

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Speaker 1: Did I literally I've never fucking argued with my parents.

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Speaker 1: I have never That's a lie. I'd be arguing me,

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Speaker 1: like me when I actually just lied for time.

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Speaker 2: Like literally you lying. I was talking to my mom

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Speaker 2: that I did when I grew up, and I was like,

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00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,600
Speaker 2: y'all like had to have hated me. I was like terrible,

443
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:36,560
Speaker 2: Like I sucked ass as a kid and like or

444
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,520
Speaker 2: as like a teenager. I was like, was it harder

445
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:42,120
Speaker 2: for you to raise me as like a one, two,

446
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,479
Speaker 2: three four year old or as like a sixteen seventeen

447
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:47,360
Speaker 2: year old? And they immediately, without like skipping or hesitating,

448
00:20:47,359 --> 00:20:48,920
Speaker 2: They're like, when you were sixteen and seventeen, you were

449
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,840
Speaker 2: like awful, like you were terrible. And I was like,

450
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,679
Speaker 2: I don't think I was that bad, but like just

451
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:56,040
Speaker 2: looking back, I was just like literally suicidal. I wanted

452
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:58,000
Speaker 2: to die and I wanted to spend all of the

453
00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:02,000
Speaker 2: money that I made on coral and fish and That's

454
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,040
Speaker 2: what I did. And also I did a bunch of

455
00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:05,200
Speaker 2: drugs like.

456
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:08,200
Speaker 1: A lot, that being the last thing you mentioned being

457
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,919
Speaker 1: like no, I was the worst person ever because like

458
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:14,040
Speaker 1: I had like mental issues and like I loved fish.

459
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:17,080
Speaker 1: Oh also I like abuse substances like crazy it was.

460
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:20,160
Speaker 2: And I also was like, damn, like they really couldn't

461
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,960
Speaker 2: punish me because like while I was doing all these drugs,

462
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,120
Speaker 2: I don't think they were aware of it, but like

463
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,440
Speaker 2: I was maintaining my grades in school, and I was

464
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:32,760
Speaker 2: like had a part time job that I would do

465
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:34,960
Speaker 2: after school. So like I was doing all this shit

466
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,320
Speaker 2: I was supposed to do. I was just having fun

467
00:21:36,359 --> 00:21:41,080
Speaker 2: with some drugs which like ultimately ruined my brain chemistry forever,

468
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:45,280
Speaker 2: and don't do that. But yeah, they like really couldn't like.

469
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:51,760
Speaker 1: Punish My grades were fucking awful. I was so bad

470
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,800
Speaker 1: with school, Like I genuinely I couldn't tell you what

471
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,359
Speaker 1: I did when I went to school, but I know

472
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,840
Speaker 1: it wasn't school work, Like I wasn't I was not

473
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,359
Speaker 1: in class. I would skip, I would sit at my

474
00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:04,120
Speaker 1: favorite teacher's class and I would just sit all fucking day.

475
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,240
Speaker 1: And I think about it, and I'm like, what was

476
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,320
Speaker 1: I really doing, because like I think I was watching

477
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,320
Speaker 1: a lot of movies in school at that point. Like

478
00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:12,840
Speaker 1: I would like go to school with my like fucking

479
00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:15,840
Speaker 1: iPhone already having like a movie that I'm gonna watch

480
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:18,080
Speaker 1: loaded up, and I would just sit in classes watching

481
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:22,360
Speaker 1: different movies because I literally remembered like through movies. I

482
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:26,000
Speaker 1: distinctly remember watching in high school, like in class one

483
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 1: of them, what's the movie with Johnny Depp in the

484
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,120
Speaker 1: middle of the desert.

485
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:30,560
Speaker 2: With all the drugs rango?

486
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:36,480
Speaker 1: No fuck, it's like the cover of him with the

487
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,119
Speaker 1: big eyes.

488
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:46,359
Speaker 2: Oh uh fuck he does LSD. Yeah, like chasing Bad

489
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:47,240
Speaker 2: Times or.

490
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:51,359
Speaker 1: Like chasing your mom wanting to have sex.

491
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:56,040
Speaker 2: With Drew's mom Las Vegas. They drive the car load.

492
00:22:56,800 --> 00:23:01,040
Speaker 1: Yes, literally me when I'm a cock two Twins album

493
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:05,919
Speaker 1: Fair and Loathing, That's not album, but yeah. I remember

494
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:09,359
Speaker 1: watching that in high school and watching him between classes

495
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 1: and texting the man Who's growing me because I was

496
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,679
Speaker 1: this fair movie and I was like, I love this movie. Meanwhile,

497
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:14,720
Speaker 1: I was like this movie, I.

498
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,520
Speaker 2: Have no idea I want to be watching the one.

499
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:20,000
Speaker 3: I was wondering where you were watching that movie. I

500
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,639
Speaker 3: was like, I feel like an older man is responsible.

501
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,119
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was also like I was way more cutty

502
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 1: with like what I decided to watch as a teenager

503
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:30,000
Speaker 1: versus an adult. Like, as a teenager, I actually had

504
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,240
Speaker 1: the capacity somehow to watch multiple movies like every like

505
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,000
Speaker 1: cooler movie I've seen. It's because I saw it when

506
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 1: I was in high school. Yeah, but that was because

507
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,800
Speaker 1: I was like an obnoxious fuck who was like on

508
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 1: Tumblr and like reblogging like gifts. So I was like,

509
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:48,919
Speaker 1: I need to watch this. Yeah, Jeff gif, that's just

510
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,920
Speaker 1: a jiff. That's like jiffy butter.

511
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:52,439
Speaker 2: You're a psycha.

512
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:53,480
Speaker 3: What do you say, giff?

513
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:53,880
Speaker 2: Yeah?

514
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,679
Speaker 1: Gif, it's a gif, I say jiff.

515
00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:00,159
Speaker 3: The creator of Gifts said that it's pronounced jeff, but

516
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:01,359
Speaker 3: I think he's wrong.

517
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,240
Speaker 1: All right, So me and the creator got one thing

518
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,679
Speaker 1: in common, some common sense.

519
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,120
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, ye are gay?

520
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 3: Oh shit?

521
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,800
Speaker 1: Why it's Pride month? Like, why do you have to

522
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:10,399
Speaker 1: talk to me like that?

523
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:10,840
Speaker 3: Straight?

524
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:16,160
Speaker 1: You can talk like that because you're You should think

525
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,360
Speaker 1: about the way you use your words as a straight man,

526
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:22,679
Speaker 1: As a very straight man who has no homootic tendencies,

527
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:28,200
Speaker 1: you should be careful. Are okay?

528
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 5: Oh?

529
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,320
Speaker 1: Are you fixing the knots in your hair.

530
00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:36,639
Speaker 2: I'm taking out the madded dread that formed the block

531
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:37,760
Speaker 2: of hair that you're moving.

532
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:39,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want me to give you a haircut before

533
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 1: you leave?

534
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 2: No, I was actually thinking about getting a haircut in Texas,

535
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,119
Speaker 2: just letting them fuck me up. But I was like,

536
00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 2: I should just go to like a nice haircut person

537
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:49,520
Speaker 2: and like have them like do something good.

538
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,439
Speaker 1: I mean, if you want to hold out to August,

539
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,080
Speaker 1: that's I'm just holding out to August to get my

540
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 1: haircut honestly because I know a spot in Brooklyn that

541
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:57,159
Speaker 1: I want to go to.

542
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:58,680
Speaker 2: I literally don't know if I could.

543
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 1: That's how I felt, but I was like, I'm gonna

544
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:04,199
Speaker 1: do it. But I was just saying, oh yeah, I

545
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 1: distinctly remember watching that and like falling asleep watching it

546
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 1: in school, and then also Paprika. It took me like

547
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 1: three times to finish Paprika.

548
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,359
Speaker 2: And it's also because I have.

549
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,280
Speaker 1: I would watch it in school and then fall asleep

550
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 1: in class. So that's what I did with my education.

551
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 1: And I'm not kidding. I graduated with such a low GPA.

552
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:26,439
Speaker 1: I'm not joking, Like, what's the what's the bare minimum

553
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:29,000
Speaker 1: like to like two point five? I think, Yeah, I

554
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:32,359
Speaker 1: think I graduated with like zero point one per like

555
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 1: point above what you're supposed.

556
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 3: To do, and they had one GPA.

557
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:39,239
Speaker 1: No. I literally my GPA was like nasty, like it

558
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,680
Speaker 1: was fucked up. But to be fair, like everybody knew

559
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:44,760
Speaker 1: that I was like not committed to being in school

560
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 1: and wanting to be in school at that point, I

561
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,920
Speaker 1: was like far beyond like I was like you just.

562
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,120
Speaker 2: Like give up, where they just like no, like, yeah,

563
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:52,879
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. You can roam the halls

564
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 2: like cause if I were to try to do that

565
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 2: in my school, like I would literally be like reprimanded

566
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 2: so bad like it would it would not have been

567
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,119
Speaker 2: like you know what it was.

568
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 1: It is because the way I would skip was my

569
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 1: teacher would call me out of class. So because another

570
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 1: teacher was calling me out all the time, I wasn't

571
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 1: technically skipping because it was like, oh, like I was

572
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 1: a part of the journaling club under this teacher, so

573
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,160
Speaker 1: he would like call me out and be like oh

574
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 1: and yeah, and I was like the head of like journalism,

575
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,399
Speaker 1: so he would call me and be like, oh, and

576
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 1: he has to come work on this thing. So I

577
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 1: would just leave, but I would go and be on

578
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:32,360
Speaker 1: iPhone and computer all day and just chill. And then

579
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,640
Speaker 1: sometimes he would leaven get us lunch and we would

580
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 1: like sit and eat and like literally just like chill.

581
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:41,119
Speaker 1: And then I would just like mess around with the

582
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 1: kids in his class and like troll them and like

583
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 1: talk to them. You know the video of the like

584
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:48,680
Speaker 1: what's her name? Fuck, I can't think of her name,

585
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:53,160
Speaker 1: Emony Jinkins singing. I have a video. It's also deep

586
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,400
Speaker 1: on my fenstuff like.

587
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:56,880
Speaker 3: Video.

588
00:26:57,119 --> 00:27:01,199
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Sophia of first singing. I played it for

589
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,719
Speaker 1: the class and it was dead silent, like all of

590
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 1: them couldn't tell if I was playing it.

591
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:11,120
Speaker 2: Seriously, dude, that's so funny. I remember in sixth grade

592
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:15,919
Speaker 2: we uh did this? Uh? I had this like engineering class.

593
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,280
Speaker 2: It might have been seventh grade. But do you remember

594
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,439
Speaker 2: that YouTube video of the girl who was like the

595
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:26,120
Speaker 2: emo girl that like was like fuck, like she would

596
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 2: cuss or whatever. No, she was boxy, that's what. Yeah,

597
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 2: it wasn't boxy, but it was like a girl who

598
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 2: was like trying to be boxy. She was like younger.

599
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,439
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's hard to explain her name. She

600
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 2: was like the emo girl that like would get really

601
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:46,880
Speaker 2: fucking mad at the camera. That's whatever, I'll find it.

602
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,040
Speaker 1: But yeah, so that's how I just like didn't go

603
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 1: to class. Now I thought you should do that. I

604
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 1: was just Gonno. I did have teachers who would fight

605
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 1: me on it. I've like talked about that before. It

606
00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:59,679
Speaker 1: was like I had a teacher who would literally was

607
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:06,919
Speaker 1: like so mean to me and like oh, of course, and.

608
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,920
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm sorry, I let me do it again,

609
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 2: and and yeah that, oh my god in my engineering

610
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 2: class over like the speakers because he had like surround

611
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 2: sound speakers in there, and like I forgot that, Like

612
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,080
Speaker 2: she like gets really violent and cusses at the end,

613
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 2: and he like was super passed at me. But that

614
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 2: just reminded me of your story.

615
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's really all I would do. And I

616
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 1: don't know. My school was like I you know what

617
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 1: I think it was. I think it was because I

618
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 1: was like obnoxiously with my teachers. I didn't get in

619
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 1: trouble a lot often. Like my school was in uniform

620
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 1: school and I never wore uniform. And the principal was

621
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 1: one of those principal who's who like tried to be

622
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 1: friends with all the kids, so he would always come

623
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 1: up to me and be like Enya, like where's your uniform?

624
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 1: And I would just like say some like snarky reply

625
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 1: to him and just be kind of like funny with it, like, oh,

626
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 1: like I don't believe in that, Like you're like I

627
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 1: would like say annoying things and be like I don't

628
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 1: believe in uniform, Like you're constricting my like creative like

629
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 1: juices by doing that to me, Like I don't do that,

630
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 1: and like just be annoying, and then I wouldn't get

631
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 1: in trouble and he would like let me go. But

632
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 1: that's also because he was like a fucking loser and

633
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 1: try to be friends with a bunch of kids. Sorry, sorry,

634
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 1: And hopefully all the bad stuff that happened to me

635
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 1: that I don't remember will never resurface. M what, it's

636
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 1: just a thought. Nor McDonald has a really funny bit

637
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 1: in his new special where he's like when people have

638
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 1: like really gnarly member like when people were like, oh

639
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 1: my god, I just remember this thing happened to me.

640
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:00,080
Speaker 1: It's never like a fun thing. It's always like some

641
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 1: thing awful that like comes back.

642
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 2: To you and it's like that you remember as it

643
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 2: being funny, but then you tell people and they're like,

644
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 2: that's not funny. That's like really sad and scary, you

645
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 2: know what, aline abusive.

646
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 1: I've had that happen to me before. And I cried

647
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 1: at a pokey place because I was like laughing about

648
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 1: it with something with my friend and I was like

649
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 1: telling her and she was like and yeah, that's like

650
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 1: not funny, that's like really fucked up. And then I

651
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: started crying because I got embarrassed because I was like,

652
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 1: oh my god, you turn my joke of a life

653
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: into something silly, Like it's silly. It's just a silly

654
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 1: thing that happened.

655
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 2: Like let's just laugh together about it. We can just

656
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 2: laugh now.

657
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 3: What were you guys popular in high school?

658
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 1: Or I was so fucking popular. I was prom queen,

659
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:47,960
Speaker 1: I was serving, I was boots, I was no barely

660
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 1: know that. No, I like went to prom and it

661
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 1: was like the thing is okay. I don't know if

662
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 1: we've said this on the podcast, we've like lightly touched

663
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 1: on it, but it fully is happening. Like everybody on

664
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 1: my timeline on TikTok who was like someone in high

665
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 1: school who I was like, I just had a bunch

666
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 1: of prom things on my timeline and that made me

667
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 1: so happy because we have finally exited the anti prompt culture.

668
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 1: Like it was all like there was this one TikTok

669
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 1: in particular, hopefully I can find it, but it genuinely

670
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,680
Speaker 1: made me so happy because I was like, dude, these

671
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 1: are just like such a cute little crew like of

672
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: just like a centric like more eccentric leaning, like young

673
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 1: kids who like instead of doing the thing where everybody

674
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 1: was like fulk problem, like I'm not fucking going, like

675
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 1: they all like dressed up and went. And then I

676
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 1: saw another girl who she was literally talking about. She

677
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 1: was like I wanted to go to Problem with my

678
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 1: boyfriend and he was like, oh, we're not prom people,

679
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 1: And I was like I literally don't fucking care, like

680
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: I want to go to prom, Like I don't care,

681
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:47,720
Speaker 1: Like what does that mean? What is like being a.

682
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:48,240
Speaker 3: Part or not?

683
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 1: And I think it's because like there was that whole

684
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:55,239
Speaker 1: era of like even ours being like fuck prom and

685
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 1: that always used to piss me off because I was like, Okay,

686
00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:00,719
Speaker 1: like promise fun, It's like not the most fun ever,

687
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 1: because when I think about it, I'm like I literally

688
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 1: sat at the table danced for twenty minutes and then

689
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 1: left like.

690
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 2: I got really drunk, gave out a bunch of my

691
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 2: prescribed Kalanapin to everybody on my party bus and almost

692
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 2: got kicked out several times of my prom junior year,

693
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 2: and I gave out all of my adderall. I give

694
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 2: it to everybody, like candy. You can have it. Take

695
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 2: the addall and the kalanapin. It's called a speedball. It's

696
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 2: like a suburban speedball. It'll fuck you up. Almost killed

697
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 2: a bunch of kids, So not cool at all.

698
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't go to junior prom. I went to

699
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 1: senior prom and I got a hair brush flask.

700
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 2: So I can't remember that because we were on tour

701
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 2: together when you were doing prom, and you brought that

702
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 2: to tour.

703
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:52,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I just like started using it because I

704
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 1: was like, I gotta make good use out of it.

705
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 1: And it did work as a hair brush.

706
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 5: Oh yeah.

707
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 1: We have talked about this because people there was always

708
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 1: the rumors that like you were going to get checked. Yeah,

709
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 1: And honestly, I'm gonna tap back into that. So I'm

710
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 1: just gonna enter like a minor alcoholism phase, Like is

711
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 1: that cool? Like I'm just gonna wake up and with

712
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 1: my cup of Joe, like have a little.

713
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 2: Tequila the four shots and like blacked out and almost died.

714
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 2: Like I had to like shake you awake a few

715
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 2: times because you were choking on your vomit.

716
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 1: I know to My tolerance is so fucking low. It's

717
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 1: like comical, Like now it's with alcohol the way it

718
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 1: is with weed, like off my like little can. I'm

719
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 1: like fuck mine as fuck. I'm moving slow.

720
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 2: I'm so lit right now.

721
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 1: I need to play Fortnite. Like actually, okay, when this

722
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:43,959
Speaker 1: episode is out, I'll have just come back from like

723
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:47,479
Speaker 1: a Europe trip, and you know what's fucked up. A

724
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 1: genuine concern of mine is the fact that I won't

725
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 1: be able to play Fortnite for like ten days.

726
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm over it. I'm over Fortnite and Call of Duty. Really,

727
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 2: I'm done playing video games right now. I don't know

728
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 2: what it is, but I have like the last few

729
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 2: times I've played at it, like two episodes ago. It's

730
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 2: just not fucking fun anymore. I don't know what happened.

731
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 2: It's just not fun. She's not hitting the way it

732
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:09,239
Speaker 2: used to be. I think I'm literally just depressed, Like

733
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 2: that's what it is, and I'm like battling depression. Who knows,

734
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 2: who knows?

735
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 1: Maybe that is, but I would think that, no, that

736
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,319
Speaker 1: probably is it. Because I was gonna say.

737
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 2: I see, I literally hate these shoes so fucking much.

738
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 2: I hope they burn in hell. Like I bought a

739
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 2: shoe that's too big for me, and then I got

740
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,360
Speaker 2: clocked because they were like, those are two sizes too

741
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 2: small for you, And I was like, no, they're supposed

742
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:32,759
Speaker 2: to feel like this. They're too big and they don't

743
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 2: even fucking fit my foot. And then I when I walked,

744
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 2: they like kick off my foot, and I'm like, this

745
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 2: is the biggest waste of money I've ever spent money

746
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 2: on in my entire life. And I literally hate product.

747
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,720
Speaker 2: But like put me on a runway.

748
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I don't hate like I love you.

749
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 1: I love you. I love you.

750
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 2: Fix your shoe sizes.

751
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 1: Maybe fix your feet. Maybe you're the freak. You have long,

752
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,240
Speaker 1: skinny feet and they're scary.

753
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 2: No, I literally have, like my feet are like two

754
00:34:58,600 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 2: different sizes.

755
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:01,880
Speaker 1: It was really funny. You could see like one of

756
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 1: his feet were sticking out of the clog and then

757
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 1: the other one was like snug in it.

758
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have like two different sized feet. I'll post

759
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:09,400
Speaker 2: pictures of them on.

760
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 1: You shouldn't post pictures of your feeture, Yeah, no, I'll

761
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:16,320
Speaker 1: I'll give the girls what they want. I don't know

762
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:18,479
Speaker 1: if it's the girls watching who want pictures of your feet.

763
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:19,879
Speaker 2: I'll give the guys what they want.

764
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 1: I thought you were straight.

765
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 2: I am straight, but I don't discriminate.

766
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 1: That sounds like something someone who's like a little game

767
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:29,800
Speaker 1: might say.

768
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,279
Speaker 2: No, I was gonna say something really bad, but I

769
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 2: was like, it's just not worth it. It's not worth

770
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 2: it to bleep it.

771
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:48,280
Speaker 1: We're entering good territory. Oh, move your head so everybody

772
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 1: can see the temperature.

773
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 2: That's awesome, as winning fucking sweaty.

774
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 1: I feel good.

775
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 2: I even have the thermist that on and it's just

776
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 2: still at ninety nine.

777
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 1: No, we have to get something bigger it out because

778
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 1: these summer episodes are gonna be really nasty.

779
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 2: Really asking to get a studio.

780
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 1: The first like three episodes, I was probably the sweatiest

781
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 1: I've ever been, like genuinely, like I would sit up.

782
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 1: Actually the first like ten episodes.

783
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 2: We just need a studio, that's it.

784
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 1: Can you build one? You're man?

785
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:21,799
Speaker 2: We built this city on rock and roll.

786
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: No, we built the city on boots and house and

787
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,319
Speaker 1: me and Jester build the city. We'll get into that

788
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:28,480
Speaker 1: one day. Do you know about that? Should I retell

789
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 1: it now? I have to have to wait for Deester.

790
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 1: I've retold the story many times, like.

791
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 2: Over three hundred times. I can't hear it.

792
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 1: It genuinely makes me so happy, like it's.

793
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,879
Speaker 2: So funny to me, and then I try to add

794
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:41,399
Speaker 2: it on a joke and I just get shut down.

795
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 1: Yeah no, because I mean me and just to build

796
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 1: the city, like it's like no one.

797
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 2: Else built the city, and I'm going to kill everybody

798
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 2: in the city.

799
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,240
Speaker 1: You can't kiss me. I have a force field.

800
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 2: I'm gonna sneak a bomb in there and kill everybody.

801
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 1: Well, we have really good protection. And also you just

802
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: won't because we have a force field. Every human in

803
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 1: our city has a force field bill around them, So

804
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 1: you're just the outsider if you put it on the.

805
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 2: Dune force fields.

806
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 1: I've never seen, dude, that is a movie I will

807
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:12,360
Speaker 1: never watch. I'm sorry, unless I'm like sedated and be

808
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:13,439
Speaker 1: like tied down.

809
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,840
Speaker 2: You're so weird and different and like cool than everybody else.

810
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,760
Speaker 2: Because like you don't watch stuff that's popular.

811
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 1: No, I just don't watch it that's long and boring.

812
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 2: It's neither long nor I don't like action and sci

813
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:31,880
Speaker 2: fi like that. Like it's more it's more like space politics.

814
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 2: It's like more like future. Like there's not like a

815
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,880
Speaker 2: lot of action that action sequence are like whatever?

816
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 1: What because I'm like like shocked that like space politics.

817
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,799
Speaker 1: That's like the last word that would like intrigue me

818
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:46,399
Speaker 1: to watch movie.

819
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 2: Oh it's like Spaceball, No, give it, give it a chance.

820
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 2: It's like, I don't know, I think you would like it.

821
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 1: Maybe when I'm high as bingus on my flight, I'll

822
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 1: watch it.

823
00:37:56,680 --> 00:38:01,240
Speaker 2: If it's on there, it's giving bingus, it's given do girt,

824
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,280
Speaker 2: it's giving Meatchzaches.

825
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,280
Speaker 1: Is good, Miches is good.

826
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 2: Little meats, little bingeese.

827
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 1: Why don't you just stay in l a while I'm

828
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 1: gone and put the ointment on as all No, nobody

829
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:17,720
Speaker 1: wants to stay and cream was all up while I'm gone.

830
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:22,439
Speaker 2: No one wants to lather the cream on because I won.

831
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 2: If I was staying, I wouldn't have been asked to

832
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 2: do it. I would have just been assumed to do it.

833
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 2: And I wouldn't have been paid.

834
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 1: No, that's different. I I don't like I'm only paying

835
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 1: because it is so annoying to like squeeze.

836
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 2: Her down on the couch and touch his bloody, bloody scabs.

837
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 1: Ky, do you want to just do it for free?

838
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 1: You want to touch her bloody scab?

839
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 3: I would do it. I was gonna say I would

840
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 3: do it, but I'm I'm so busy creaming drew Up

841
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:49,359
Speaker 3: all the time going.

842
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 1: To be here.

843
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 2: He's he's coming with me my cream here, do my

844
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:53,879
Speaker 2: bubble best?

845
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:54,800
Speaker 3: Yeay?

846
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 1: Are you getting flown up to cream drew Up?

847
00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:00,319
Speaker 3: I'm getting flown out to cream drew Up.

848
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 2: Like that's the only reason why he's still around.

849
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm just I'm sorry. I'm sorry to like bring

850
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 1: up your sexuality so much, but this is oh my god,

851
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 1: is it straight stuff? Like? Is that like straight?

852
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 2: Yes?

853
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I mean I'm just making sure, like damn true.

854
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 3: No, it's not me getting flown out to creamy Up

855
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 3: is definitely not straight stuff.

856
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 1: Oh I got invited to one of those like scary

857
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,240
Speaker 1: yacht parties that people talk about.

858
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:29,760
Speaker 3: Wait, what do you mean, Drew.

859
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 1: Sorry, guys, you just showed me that grinder othing on

860
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 1: his phone. Wait, I'm really confused. You're sending mix.

861
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 2: I have it on there to just keep tabs of

862
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 2: the community around me hate bothering me the entire episode.

863
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, no, don't do that when the camera's off.

864
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,319
Speaker 3: The camera's still on and I'm recording the audio. Please

865
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:02,839
Speaker 3: don't do that.

866
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, have you seen the new iOS?

867
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 1: No?

868
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 3: This is exciting. This is exciting too.

869
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 2: We took a five minute intermission because I was literally

870
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 2: losing my fucking mind. I don't feel real. I'm not real.

871
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:22,800
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm not angry, but like I'm very close

872
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:28,359
Speaker 2: to like having an outburst of anger, but like one

873
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 2: thing will set me off.

874
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 1: Okay, but so your warning call in?

875
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 3: Yeah.

876
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:38,880
Speaker 2: Literally, in my moments away in our in our break,

877
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:42,319
Speaker 2: I saw of the pond something that reminded me of

878
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 2: the new iOS update that's coming out soon. And it's

879
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 2: pretty cool like that. The texting I messaged it is

880
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 2: really cool. I think I sent it to you, but

881
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 2: it's like, and I message you're gonna be able to

882
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 2: like if you read a text message, unread it and

883
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 2: mark it as unread, which is like really advanced that

884
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:02,439
Speaker 2: evil because I do that shit all the fucking time.

885
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 2: Like I read a message and I just never respond

886
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 2: to it buried.

887
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,879
Speaker 1: No, oh, oh, I know what you're saying.

888
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, like the Instagram feature, I don't know if it

889
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 2: actually marks it as onread, which if it does, that's

890
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 2: psycho and scary.

891
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 1: And like, oh, yeah, that's what I thought you were saying.

892
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:18,360
Speaker 1: But that's so good because I need.

893
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 2: That, Yeah, because I just forget about my text. And

894
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:24,479
Speaker 2: then also in the new iOS, you're gonna be able

895
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:26,799
Speaker 2: to delete messages that you send. So if you send

896
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:30,399
Speaker 2: a message, you can delete it from both people's phones immediately,

897
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,280
Speaker 2: so like you can like sneak to someone and delete

898
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 2: it really quick. And like, yeah, oh that's good. I

899
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 2: don't know, like there's a lot of utility like for

900
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:45,919
Speaker 2: jokes there, like I've already thought of so many things

901
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 2: that I can do with that, but like relationship wise,

902
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,240
Speaker 2: that could be very good for people.

903
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'd be saying out of pocket shit just

904
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:57,359
Speaker 1: out of a fit of manger, and I'm like, oh

905
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 1: my gosh, I've said that.

906
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 2: I shouldn't have said that.

907
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 1: No, the way, I need new iPhone. I need new

908
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 1: iPhone right now.

909
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 2: I literally I know, I actually and ironically need a

910
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:11,839
Speaker 2: new iPhone, but like I'm done. I'm done, Like I'm

911
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,880
Speaker 2: done buying new things, like I can't. I hate being

912
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 2: a consumer. What I'm gonna do is I'm going to

913
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 2: consume things that were already consumed, so like basically thrifting.

914
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 2: But I think I have to get the new iPhone,

915
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 2: Like that's the one thing I have to I thought,

916
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:31,279
Speaker 2: I have to get the new Macmini. I need a

917
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 2: new monitor for my computer.

918
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:34,320
Speaker 1: I need a new computer.

919
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 2: I need to add fans to my computer. But other

920
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 2: than that, I'm not consuming anything else like I promised.

921
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 1: Other than this insane tech upgrade I'm blaming on exactly. Also,

922
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 1: I realized I fully missed out on telling y'all my

923
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 1: awesome experience of anger. Yesterday I had to take a

924
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,320
Speaker 1: so when I had to take her to the vet.

925
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,400
Speaker 1: Her vet was on Santa Monica and they were doing

926
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 1: the Pride Parade, which I did not know. When I called,

927
00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:58,839
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, can I get there? And they

928
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 1: were like, oh, you can get there. You're just gonna

929
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 1: have to figure out like where to park, Like I

930
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:05,479
Speaker 1: don't know where you at park? And I actually pulled

931
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,919
Speaker 1: the dru and I was standing across the street at

932
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 1: the loudest like paradea I've ever been to, and like

933
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:17,719
Speaker 1: literally just like music was blasting and I felt no,

934
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 1: but I did hear la. Of course I don't hear

935
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 1: any dua. It was a lot of like I was like,

936
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 1: where did y'all get instruments for today?

937
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 2: Like?

938
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 1: Did y'all just have instruments?

939
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:32,840
Speaker 2: There was a lot of banging instruments. They have instruments?

940
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:36,320
Speaker 3: WHOA, what was that you said?

941
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,440
Speaker 2: You said we nope?

942
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,880
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I mean I'll leave it if you said now,

943
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 1: I'll believe you.

944
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 3: What do you mean? Believe this is recorded and I

945
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 3: can play it back?

946
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 1: Not you calling him a liar.

947
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 2: He's just constantly something's wrong with you.

948
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:53,840
Speaker 3: There was record, we have proof?

949
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:56,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, we who's we?

950
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 2: Shut up?

951
00:43:57,239 --> 00:43:59,399
Speaker 1: Anyway?

952
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 2: I watched somehow he's going to edit it to make

953
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 2: it say I said me, we somehow he's going to

954
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 2: make it.

955
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 1: So did you say me or we?

956
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 2: No, Kai is going to make it? Say we? I

957
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 2: always had an entry.

958
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 3: What am I going to make it?

959
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:15,799
Speaker 4: Sir?

960
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,840
Speaker 2: And but I said they, You're just giving him more fuel.

961
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 1: He probably already did it. It sounds like you called

962
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 1: yourself like a part of the lgbt Have you heard

963
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:30,360
Speaker 1: the g bt Q. Well, I have been.

964
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:38,400
Speaker 2: I'm not a part of the LGBTQ community.

965
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,799
Speaker 1: But anyway, I felt like.

966
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:45,839
Speaker 2: Oh, away, did you hear that? That was actually good?

967
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:48,319
Speaker 2: That was actually good?

968
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:49,600
Speaker 1: No, when I.

969
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:54,799
Speaker 2: Said, but but we, but we.

970
00:44:56,320 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 5: LGBT Anyway, I.

971
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 1: Had a Zool in the car across the street from

972
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 1: the fucking parade, and I was like, dude, this is

973
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 1: actually gonna set a Zull back. I think it was

974
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 1: going to be so mad because I was like, this

975
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 1: is gonna set a zul back like three years in

976
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 1: like brain development, Like she's like a freak. Now she's

977
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 1: back to being of like anti social like freak. But

978
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 1: I felt like a goddamn fucking loser. And I was

979
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 1: so pissed that I had to walk across the parade

980
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 1: with a zool in this fucking CA carrier. And I

981
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:30,839
Speaker 1: actually felt like such a fucking idiot, douchebag. I was like,

982
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,760
Speaker 1: everybody's here celebrating, having fun, and I'm the fucking idiot

983
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 1: who's like, sorry.

984
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:40,439
Speaker 2: With all your crosses on, I know, just like.

985
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:43,239
Speaker 1: Stopping across with a huge cat carrier. When I left,

986
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 1: I was in a way better mood because actually it

987
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:46,799
Speaker 1: was just my luck. It was like no wait, time

988
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 1: to get her looked at like it was in and out.

989
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 1: And then when I was leaving, since it had died down,

990
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:51,759
Speaker 1: a bunch of people were like, oh my god, is

991
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 1: that a cat? And it was really cute cause everybody's like,

992
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 1: oh my god, look at that cute cat. So I

993
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 1: was like, yes, yes, yes, I know my kid is

994
00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 1: cute likes but yeah, it was like I was pulling

995
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 1: a U where I was like, actually, this is the

996
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 1: worst fucking damn my life. Like no, I don't think

997
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 1: you fucking understood.

998
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 2: It feels so good to just freak out for like

999
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 2: two minutes and just have like a full blown conniption

1000
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 2: fit and let it all out and then you can

1001
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:19,640
Speaker 2: just chill. But like, in that moment, that was the

1002
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 2: worst day of your life, you felt that truly, no.

1003
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get actually did. I was like, I

1004
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:27,760
Speaker 1: would rather go through every single traumatic experience that's happened

1005
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 1: to me ever again, then take a zool out of

1006
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:31,800
Speaker 1: this dude. She was shaking so bad it was actually

1007
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 1: really in the car. Once we pulled up to across

1008
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,439
Speaker 1: the street, I was like, also when I got out.

1009
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 1: It was a fucking jeep with big speakers on it,

1010
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 1: so I just got exponentially louder, and I was like,

1011
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:46,360
Speaker 1: oh my god. Also, for some reason, I thought it

1012
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 1: was always going to use superhuman strength and break out

1013
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:52,759
Speaker 1: of the carrier open and jumps on top of one

1014
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 1: of the parade and.

1015
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 2: It's like, hey, God, it's like Ratitude, but for the

1016
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:58,799
Speaker 2: LGBTQ Pride.

1017
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 5: Parade visual it's the Pride Parade.

1018
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 2: I've never been to Pride me either. That was some

1019
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,320
Speaker 2: I'm just not like that was your first time.

1020
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:15,240
Speaker 1: My first time joining. I'm just not a parade person,

1021
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:18,320
Speaker 1: Like I don't want to walk around in a loud space. Yeah,

1022
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 1: it's like a it's like a festival, which is like hot.

1023
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 2: I have a crush, let's hear about it. No, that's

1024
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 2: all you get. I'm not taking any questions.

1025
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 1: Could I ask questions after?

1026
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course they don't get to know. Just know

1027
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:35,320
Speaker 2: I have a little bit of a crush.

1028
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,839
Speaker 1: Guys. I got secret infone. I'll tell all of y'all

1029
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: later that it's between us. No for you can come.

1030
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:43,359
Speaker 2: I trust you.

1031
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 1: You can trust man. I'll only just write. I'll write

1032
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 1: about it on Patreon. Get you go on the Patreon

1033
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 1: and there's like a big like you know that one, Yeah,

1034
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,440
Speaker 1: where she throws it in her friend unlocks it and

1035
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:57,880
Speaker 1: here's it.

1036
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 2: That's a song.

1037
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:03,440
Speaker 3: Mm hmmmmmmmmmm.

1038
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:04,800
Speaker 1: Sing it.

1039
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 2: There's no words. It's literally just a beat and breathing. Yeah,

1040
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 2: you know exactly what I'm talking about.

1041
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:17,840
Speaker 1: It's like a bit of a soldier.

1042
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 3: Boy.

1043
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 2: Is it as my song of the week, like not

1044
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 2: too long ago. I'll find it again, keep talking me,

1045
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 2: keep going.

1046
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:33,720
Speaker 1: I bought new bras.

1047
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:37,879
Speaker 2: Grimes stand Grimes, chuck my balls everybody. Grimes is a

1048
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,320
Speaker 2: fucking legend and she rules.

1049
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 1: Roses is popping on TikTok the song by grymes O.

1050
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 2: Word that's crazy. Actually, that's literally not crazy at all.

1051
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 2: She's literally like the most famous musician in the world.

1052
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,440
Speaker 2: I love Grimes. I don't care. I don't care. I'm

1053
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 2: proud to say it. I love Crimes, I love Lana

1054
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:58,719
Speaker 2: del Rey, I love my Lesyris Like.

1055
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:06,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, on your striight ship for y exact exactly st curriculum.

1056
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 1: I said, the straight curriculum.

1057
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 2: Because they're HoTT as fuck. Yeah, they bught women. Literally,

1058
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:19,319
Speaker 2: that's what I used to say. They're hot, Like, how

1059
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 2: could you not stand my least, she's like.

1060
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 1: Hot, she's always gone. It broops out almost. I invested

1061
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 1: in new bras and underwear. Guys. I don't think anybody

1062
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 1: understands what a big deal of that for me.

1063
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 2: That is, she's been wearing the same bra and panties

1064
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 2: for fourteen years.

1065
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck, and I really don't. I

1066
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,359
Speaker 1: really don't. That's sustainable.

1067
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 2: I found a pair of boxers. I was like cleaning

1068
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 2: out my boxers and socks drawer and I found a

1069
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 2: pair of boxers in there, a gap pair of boxers

1070
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 2: that I got literally when I was seven, and I

1071
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:52,120
Speaker 2: still wear them. I'm not joking. I still wear them,

1072
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:54,399
Speaker 2: and I just red. I threw out every other pair,

1073
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 2: but I kept that when I was like, this is cute.

1074
00:49:56,719 --> 00:49:58,360
Speaker 1: I can't say that I have anything that old, but

1075
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 1: I do have literally, like I saw the underwhere I

1076
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:03,399
Speaker 1: wore I remember when I lost my virginity, I still

1077
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:04,480
Speaker 1: have them. I'd be wearing them.

1078
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 2: That's actually cute.

1079
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: It's not cute because I wear them and literally the

1080
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 1: band has like ripped.

1081
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 2: Off and peeled off when the elastic like dies and crumbles,

1082
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:16,000
Speaker 2: and they're not elastic anymore, and they're just shorts. What

1083
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 2: didn't I wear when I lost my virginity?

1084
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:21,919
Speaker 3: A suit?

1085
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 2: Huh?

1086
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 3: I'm looking at them.

1087
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:33,439
Speaker 2: And the purple converse. I actually am like trying to think,

1088
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I actually no, I remember, don't even say

1089
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 2: ship was going to say anything? You were going to

1090
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 2: say some ship, you look beautiful? No, say what you're

1091
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 2: going to say?

1092
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:51,360
Speaker 1: Say what?

1093
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:54,400
Speaker 2: I'm a virgin.

1094
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 1: You're literally you've been passed around more time than you know.

1095
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:01,120
Speaker 2: I love being a virgin, born again virgin.

1096
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:03,799
Speaker 1: I think you're a fucking slut. That's why I think

1097
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 1: you are.

1098
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 6: That's okay, Yeah, ah, that's true.

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Speaker 1: If someone paid you a million dollars to live in

1100
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 1: the White House for free for three years, would.

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00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:25,399
Speaker 2: You absolutely fucking not? Are you kidding me? How would

1102
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,040
Speaker 2: I even be able to do that? Would you live

1103
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:29,719
Speaker 2: rint free in the White House for three years? Would

1104
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 2: you eat this full platter of fruits and vegetables for

1105
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 2: ten thousand dollars it's twenty thousand for twenty thousand dollars?

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00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 1: No, probably not, because it would give me a cavity

1107
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:40,399
Speaker 1: from all.

1108
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:42,680
Speaker 2: Their Let's give Drew's meme reviews. Let's go through my

1109
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:45,439
Speaker 2: meme account and see what's popping. Let's see what we've

1110
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:45,839
Speaker 2: got post.

1111
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 1: I feel like Jack Carlo right now, damn, because I'm

1112
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:49,239
Speaker 1: kind of mid when.

1113
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 2: Everybody likes me. Oh, oh my god, believe that.

1114
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 1: Just beleeve that.

1115
00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 2: Okay, so we got this meme. I will never fully

1116
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:06,400
Speaker 2: recover from my daughter pulling down my shorts and exposing

1117
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:08,959
Speaker 2: my bare ass and pussy in the middle of panera bread.

1118
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 2: This morning, I.

1119
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 1: Saw that I heard upted to Mason when we were

1120
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:14,280
Speaker 1: all at dinner.

1121
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 2: White girls when they had to go on some tropical

1122
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:20,760
Speaker 2: go to some tropical resort with their family for summer

1123
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 2: instead of doing hard drugs with our friends, it's a

1124
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:30,360
Speaker 2: way go screaming the lettuce on the chicken. It's dying celebi.

1125
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 2: Oh this is a classic when you're ab brunch and

1126
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:39,759
Speaker 2: a squirt off starts out of nowhere. Oh my god.

1127
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 1: So I have a m chicken and four nuggets for dinner.

1128
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding, Drew. I literally was like comatose. I literally.

1129
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:54,400
Speaker 2: That my chickens are dangerous, like they're actually like like

1130
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 2: like I don't think they're actually edible. I think it's faking.

1131
00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:58,759
Speaker 2: They're faking it.

1132
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:01,239
Speaker 1: But they taste so fast, litter it put there was

1133
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:04,920
Speaker 1: a mass of something in my stomach. It was like insane.

1134
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:07,719
Speaker 2: This is the last one, man, and you have been

1135
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 2: quoting the last line he says of this video for

1136
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:13,919
Speaker 2: the last week. It's so good.

1137
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 5: More than a million kids come up missing per year.

1138
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:18,440
Speaker 5: What do y'all think happened to these kids?

1139
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:22,400
Speaker 2: And every time people come up missing, the more and

1140
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,839
Speaker 2: more people come up missing, the more they release more

1141
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:29,239
Speaker 2: chicken sandwiches and shit. I'm noticing that, I'm noticing that

1142
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:32,560
Speaker 2: I'm not that, I'm literally not like the one thing

1143
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:36,279
Speaker 2: about me is I am noticing that, damn, this has

1144
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:40,759
Speaker 2: become a meme review. You're such a dumb animal. You

1145
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 2: pay thirty percent of your income to stay out of prison.

1146
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 2: For the audio listeners, it's a Chad and Orange Tang

1147
00:53:53,640 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 2: talking to each other in the grid format, so that

1148
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:07,719
Speaker 2: one killed the vibe girl. Every time I see this,

1149
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,360
Speaker 2: I'm so fascinated by the fact that it's all just corn.

1150
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:15,440
Speaker 2: Literally everything in the pantry is literally all just corn.

1151
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:18,279
Speaker 2: All we eat is corn and wheat, and they make

1152
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:20,719
Speaker 2: it seem like it's not, but that's little. All we

1153
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:24,400
Speaker 2: eat is corn wheat fillers. And oils, and that's our diet,

1154
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 2: that's the American diet.

1155
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:27,880
Speaker 1: Oh god, I actually just thought about eggs and it

1156
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:28,800
Speaker 1: made me gag a little.

1157
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:34,759
Speaker 2: Say you got it all this rotten.

1158
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:37,600
Speaker 1: Food from the bridges, and we kept smelling. We kept

1159
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 1: smelling it on purpose to gag.

1160
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:50,040
Speaker 2: It was literally, I'm noticing that so good.

1161
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 1: I like, it's so petsive.

1162
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:57,480
Speaker 2: I'm noticing that it's so good. Uh, what do I

1163
00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:58,800
Speaker 2: do from a YouTube channel?

1164
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:00,600
Speaker 1: You just let it die?

1165
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:03,840
Speaker 2: I need to record a YouTube video because I have

1166
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:07,759
Speaker 2: brand deals do, but I don't know what to record.

1167
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:11,839
Speaker 1: You should make a video of you being yourself, and

1168
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:14,400
Speaker 1: let's do a Q and A. Q and a's are

1169
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 1: so funny.

1170
00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:17,360
Speaker 2: I love a good Q and A. I love a

1171
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:17,960
Speaker 2: good QNA.

1172
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 1: I watch them, but like the idea of me doing

1173
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 1: a Q and A is funny. I don't think. I

1174
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:23,360
Speaker 1: don't know if I've done a Q and A probably

1175
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:23,719
Speaker 1: since I.

1176
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:27,000
Speaker 2: Was in high school. The Patreon literally says hello, oh true.

1177
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:31,000
Speaker 1: I'm at publicly. It's different. There's an intimacy with the patreon,

1178
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 1: but like I mean, like publicly, you know what it

1179
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 1: is doing an id like, ask me anything. It's really funny.

1180
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:40,719
Speaker 1: Because it really is just ask FM all over again. Yeah,

1181
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 1: and it's just like, ask me anything I want to

1182
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:44,279
Speaker 1: talk about myself right now.

1183
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:47,839
Speaker 2: I literally love it so much and I love when

1184
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:51,480
Speaker 2: people do it. I observe so deeply. I'm like, damn,

1185
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:54,720
Speaker 2: you really do do that, like you're really into that, right?

1186
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:58,680
Speaker 1: I just skip through, if I'm being honest. Anytime anybody

1187
00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:01,520
Speaker 1: does like, like, ask me anythings on their story, I

1188
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:04,160
Speaker 1: skipped through because I'm like, honestly, I don't feel like

1189
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:07,400
Speaker 1: this is for me because I did not ask you,

1190
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 1: and I don't care.

1191
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:10,640
Speaker 5: I really don't.

1192
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:13,640
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do one today. I'm gonna go live on

1193
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 2: fucking Instagram that ship.

1194
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:17,760
Speaker 1: By the time this is up. This is what happened

1195
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:18,480
Speaker 1: two weeks.

1196
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:20,600
Speaker 2: That boosted my confidence in a way I was not

1197
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:26,040
Speaker 2: prepared for. Did we finish the merch? Oh yeah, kind

1198
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:28,040
Speaker 2: of sorry. I forgot that we were.

1199
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:30,680
Speaker 1: That we're doing merch and it's gonna be fucking awesome.

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00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:32,720
Speaker 1: You forgot? How could you forget?

1201
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1202
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:40,319
Speaker 2: I actually don't know how I forgot that an appearance.

1203
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 2: Come say what's up? Literally, come say hi. Yeah.

1204
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:51,840
Speaker 1: Every time anybody's at our house and they want to

1205
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:54,560
Speaker 1: use the bathroom. We hear them, we hear their pee,

1206
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:55,160
Speaker 1: but you guys.

1207
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:58,520
Speaker 2: Can't hear them literally. It's also crazy how Josh refuses

1208
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 2: to be on the podcast. He wants to be, but

1209
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:05,000
Speaker 2: there just hasn't been the proper time has it.

1210
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:07,160
Speaker 1: There hasn't been a moment where it feels right. Maybe

1211
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:10,600
Speaker 1: we'll do it before your anniversary. Josh will be what

1212
00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:11,480
Speaker 1: our third guest?

1213
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:16,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kai Josiah.

1214
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 1: Den even had a small cameo though, so it's not

1215
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 1: even like guests top guest type be. We need her

1216
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 1: on as a full guess. Yeah, we'll start getting guests

1217
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:27,480
Speaker 1: in here. We'll start popping them in. We'll start popping

1218
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:29,680
Speaker 1: them in, making them pop a squad on camera for

1219
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:30,240
Speaker 1: you guys.

1220
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,000
Speaker 2: We'll get that. That's going to be the gag is

1221
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 2: they all have to piss on on camera podcast.

1222
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:36,280
Speaker 1: And we'll give you the audio.

1223
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 2: You can you can do whatever you want with it,

1224
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 2: a proof the mic.

1225
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it'll just be like a.

1226
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:59,440
Speaker 2: All right, that's it, man, Drew died, let's do media.

1227
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna shave my fucking head. That's a lie. I

1228
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 1: would I would look so bad. I looked so bad

1229
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:06,440
Speaker 1: with the pix cut I look like at pictures and

1230
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:09,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I look sligh, but in the moment

1231
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:11,440
Speaker 1: you literally cry.

1232
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 2: You cried eyes out.

1233
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:18,200
Speaker 1: My media of the week is a Seat of Love

1234
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:29,600
Speaker 1: by Huerco s no bis mid Lahat Ramani Rahiem by

1235
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 1: Harold budd I said that so wrong. I ship the

1236
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:34,120
Speaker 1: fuck out of that and it talks on firefly.

1237
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:40,919
Speaker 2: Mich crazy I tried in his four a m by

1238
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 2: Grimes classic Wildlife analysis by Boards of Canada, I have

1239
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 2: been on a crazy Boards of Canada kick chrom a

1240
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:57,480
Speaker 2: Keyed dream Coat. I think the album is geogaddie h.

1241
00:58:57,640 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 2: That's my favorite Boards of Canada album. For the people

1242
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 2: that wanted to know. Touism is also cool. Literally the

1243
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:09,680
Speaker 2: song Tooism is so good. Literally just listen to Boards

1244
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:12,240
Speaker 2: of Canada get lost in their music. Uh some of

1245
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:16,840
Speaker 2: it's really really sad and dark, but like you need

1246
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:21,920
Speaker 2: that sometimes. And visually, bitch, I literally visually have watched

1247
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:31,800
Speaker 2: eight million tiktoks, eight million tiktoks and YouTube videos on uh,

1248
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:33,320
Speaker 2: what's that fucking Call of Duty?

1249
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:36,280
Speaker 1: So you're not into playing Call of Day, you're.

1250
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:38,720
Speaker 2: Into watching no that. I've always said that, like I've

1251
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:42,880
Speaker 2: actively since I've moved from Texas like some like. One

1252
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:46,920
Speaker 2: consistent thing about me has been me watching Call of

1253
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:50,240
Speaker 2: Duty videos on YouTube, even though I never played it.

1254
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:53,360
Speaker 2: And I just love being cucked by video games. I

1255
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:56,680
Speaker 2: love watching people play video games, Like I don't know

1256
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,080
Speaker 2: why people don't like I just don't like actually playing

1257
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:01,400
Speaker 2: the video game sometimes and like watching is enough for me.

1258
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:03,320
Speaker 1: So you want to watch me play around a Fortnite

1259
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 1: right now?

1260
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:06,440
Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna watch my phone on TikTok.

1261
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:09,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stare at my cell phone screen for seven

1262
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:11,280
Speaker 1: hours to decompressed.

1263
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 2: The black Did you know? Oh this is you know

1264
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 2: why black mirror is called black mirror? Why you see

1265
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:22,480
Speaker 2: the phone's unlocked, lock it look at the screen. It's

1266
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:26,200
Speaker 2: a black mirror. It shows you who you really are.

1267
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:28,760
Speaker 1: J I think you might be experiencing short term memory

1268
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:32,640
Speaker 1: loss because you've said that like three times this week.

1269
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:37,280
Speaker 2: I'm realizing that I'm noticing that. I'm noticing that.

1270
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:41,520
Speaker 1: Literally the kid getting his make up done.

1271
01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:45,720
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, oh this in the middle it sells demon.

1272
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:46,680
Speaker 2: I'll leave you with that.

1273
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:50,040
Speaker 3: B