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Speaker 1: So today's phone tap needs a little bit of background.

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Speaker 1: Your husband and wife live in a nice neighborhood and

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Speaker 1: one night he's putting away some garden tools in their backyard.

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Speaker 1: His wife hears something from the balcony, so she looks

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Speaker 1: down to the back and sees him peeing behind a bush. Now,

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Speaker 1: why didn't he go inside and use a toilet? You

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Speaker 1: should probably ask all men that question, because we love

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Speaker 1: doing it.

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Speaker 2: There's a bush, It's like, that's what it's Honestly, I'm jealous,

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Speaker 2: I really am. It's the only reason I ever want

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Speaker 2: to be a man. But when he came back in,

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Speaker 2: she said, don't do that. The neighbors might see you.

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Speaker 2: What did he do?

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Speaker 1: He came up with an elaborate plan to prank her

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Speaker 1: that involves their hoa president in a fake documentary series.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna hear it in your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 1: Another Hello, Hi?

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Speaker 2: Is this great?

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Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, hey Grace, my name is Martin Rubb two bs.

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Speaker 1: I think Linda from the homeowners Association said I'd be

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Speaker 1: reaching out to you.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Hi, nice to meet you.

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Speaker 1: Nice to meet you. Yeah, So I'm you're probably aware

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Speaker 1: your subdivision was selected to be the focus of our

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Speaker 1: web show that we're doing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and interesting and fun time.

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Speaker 1: We're certainly open. So and Linda did mention to you

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Speaker 1: that you will be compensated.

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Speaker 2: Right, yes, yes, yes, okay.

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Speaker 1: Great, So let me just take a second and run

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Speaker 1: down how this is going to work. So most of

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Speaker 1: the videotaping at your residence is going to be happening outdoors, okay,

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Speaker 1: And if you wouldn't mind not mentioning it to your

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Speaker 1: husband so we could get the candid footage, that would

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Speaker 1: be preferable. Okay, okay, I mean, yeah, that might be

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Speaker 1: a little tricky, but yeah, huh.

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Speaker 2: Why is that tricky? Don't tell your husband?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: No, I just yeah, I mean when you say don't

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Speaker 2: tell my husband, like, I don't understand, you said candid,

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Speaker 2: So what do you what does that really mean? Like

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Speaker 2: the candid footage?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, did Linda not go over this with you? I mean,

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Speaker 1: Linda said that it's going to be a documentary on

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Speaker 1: our neighborhood. But that was all the information ye gave me,

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Speaker 1: a sort of I mean, we're doing an expose on

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Speaker 1: men who openly pee outdoors. Yeah, and your husband, your husband,

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Speaker 1: Seth is apparently a pro does it all over the neighborhood.

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Speaker 2: Wait wait, I mean you know this right?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: Wait wait, Linda told you that.

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Speaker 1: Linda and all the neighbors, they're the ones that nominated

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Speaker 1: him for our Operation urination violation sege.

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Speaker 2: We're going to have to call it.

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Speaker 1: Wait, everybody knows.

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Speaker 2: Step for this.

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Speaker 1: Huh yeah, But but let me tell you about the titles,

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Speaker 1: because you know they want to do Operation urination violation

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Speaker 1: and I get the you know, alliteration rhyming with that.

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Speaker 2: I wanted to call it pissed off because I thought

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Speaker 2: that was funny. I'm the one that's pissed off, not

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Speaker 2: the opening.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, it's only it's only for men. Only men

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Speaker 1: can be in it. We can't have you going outside. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm no, no, no, like I'm pissed off right now?

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Speaker 2: Oh Lin like freaking telling everybody that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, sorry, are you saying that you didn't

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Speaker 1: know anything about this at all?

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Speaker 2: No? I never get permission for this. Okay, let's let's

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Speaker 2: let's take a second. Let's take a breath, and let

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Speaker 2: me back up here.

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Speaker 1: Because Linda and the homeowners Association signed the whole neighborhood

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Speaker 1: up to be featured on this show. What it's called

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Speaker 1: naughty neighbors? About this, Think of it like the next

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Speaker 1: door of YouTube. They don't have a bunch of perverts

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Speaker 1: watching my husband pe outside.

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Speaker 2: It's not perverts, ma'am. It's just educational.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 2: No, this is some kind of strange like peak show

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Speaker 2: you're putting on the internet. No, not peep show man

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Speaker 2: Peace show.

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Speaker 1: This is all wrong.

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Speaker 2: No, it's right. No, I don't know. I can't. I

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Speaker 2: can't do this.

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Speaker 1: Here's the good news. You don't have to do anything.

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Speaker 1: We just have to catch your husband going outside somewhere.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not going to set my husband up for this. No,

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Speaker 2: you don't have to set him up.

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Speaker 1: Apparently your husband's well known in the community for just

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Speaker 1: pulling out his stuff and watering everywhere.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't know that they know.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't know that. Anybody knows except me. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: so I do have confirmation that this is actually happening. Well, okay,

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Speaker 1: that is.

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Speaker 2: You know what that is between me and my husband.

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Speaker 1: Well, not really, because at this point it's not really

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Speaker 1: up to you whether we do this or not.

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Speaker 2: The homeowners association's already signed off on it. So he

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Speaker 2: didn't sign off on it. I didn't sign off on it. No,

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Speaker 2: the homeowners are per it.

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Speaker 1: They signed off that I could record this and agreed

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Speaker 1: to feature it on a radio show.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't want to what the prank call segments

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Speaker 2: that they do.

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Speaker 1: No, it's too late to say no, because you're already

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Speaker 1: on the show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: Linda and your husband set you up to do a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call on you right now.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Dorry, We're not going to film your husband going outside

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Speaker 1: or doing anything like that. I don't want we want

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Speaker 1: to know this. I'm just curious. Who are you more

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Speaker 1: mad at, Linda or your husband for setting you up.

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Speaker 2: I'm mad at my husband. I mean, obviously he's proud

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Speaker 2: of this.

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Speaker 1: He is away

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Speaker 2: Week up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 2: the twenties Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning