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Speaker 2: Hello, what's up man?

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Speaker 3: How are you doing, Lyle?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing good man. What's is this? Seth?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? This I am I am the Seth Seth, the.

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Speaker 1: Room, Seth. How How are you doing today?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 3: Uh, you know, I'm doing pretty good.

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Speaker 2: I got off work work with chill.

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Speaker 3: Thursdays at work don't suck because it's slow. So, but

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Speaker 3: just been hanging out at home. I saw you were

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Speaker 3: last streaming on TikTok. I listened to podcasts when I'm

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Speaker 3: at work all the time.

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Speaker 1: Wonderful, wonderful. What do you do for work?

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Speaker 2: Uh? So for work?

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Speaker 3: Uh, it's not that exciting. I work at a freight brokerage, right,

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Speaker 3: so I deal.

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Speaker 2: With like carriers, Like I gotta.

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Speaker 3: Call carriers if something's somewhere, I gotta make sure.

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Speaker 2: They can you know, m h.

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Speaker 3: I'm also a dinosaur on the weekends, but that's I

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Speaker 3: work too.

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Speaker 2: Jobs.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you. I don't know why you decided to answer

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Speaker 1: this question with the freight job and not the dinosaur job.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why you you just if you. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what we're going to talk about through the

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Speaker 1: duration of this call, but if you walk away with

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Speaker 1: one thing from this interaction, I want it to be

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Speaker 1: that next time somebody asks you what you do, you

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Speaker 1: start with the dinosaur thing, and then on the end

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Speaker 1: you are a professional dinosaur who does the freight shipment

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Speaker 1: on the side, not a fresh ship. Who does the

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Speaker 1: dinosaur on the side. You need to know that.

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Speaker 3: Ship in Jurassic Trucks man.

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Speaker 1: So seth, what you want to talk about today? Wait?

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Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm not well, I don't know why. Well

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Speaker 1: tell me about the dinosaur thing.

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Speaker 2: Do you want to hear about the dinosaur thing?

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Speaker 4: Fuck?

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Speaker 1: I want to hear the dinosaur thing.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: So I live in Kansas and there's not a lot

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Speaker 3: park in the city right over, and I was like,

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Speaker 3: I was like, hell, yeah, dude, I want to work there.

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Speaker 3: So I just like showed up and I applied. It

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Speaker 3: was live auditions, right, and I wasn't like a performers kid.

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Speaker 3: So I walked in there because the thing only said

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Speaker 3: So they were like, you know what, We're going to

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Speaker 3: teach you how to puppeteer the full body dinosaur puppet

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Speaker 3: because you probably look better than that.

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Speaker 2: Wow, But I love it. It's amazing.

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Speaker 3: It's like inside of it looks like a spaceship. It's

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Speaker 3: But it's voice modulated, so it's like high level puppetry,

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Speaker 1: Seth, we gotta hear some dinosaur noises.

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Speaker 3: Dinosaur noises, man, I'm usually doing the voice modulation, but

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Speaker 2: Me to give you a little roar real.

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Speaker 1: Quick, I want to raw roar.

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Speaker 5: Try saying that you want to raw roar, It's gonna

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Speaker 3: But when I'm inside this suit, I make this noise.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I don't even think that needs voice

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Speaker 3: You don't think that needs modulation?

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Speaker 1: Wait, okay, what what a dynad? They roar? Give me?

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Speaker 1: You do any other you do? Any of what other

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Speaker 1: What? What's it? What noises? What?

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Speaker 3: Paleontologists actually have no idea. What sounds a dinosaur made,

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Speaker 3: except for like very few like horned dinosaurs, but.

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Speaker 2: It t rex.

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Speaker 3: I guess we've made like actual echoing voises. But we're

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Speaker 3: I'd be like making little like snarls and shit when

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Speaker 2: I'll be That sounds ridiculous, but that's what I mean.

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Speaker 3: You know, when its modulation, that's awesome.

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Speaker 2: It's crazy.

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Speaker 3: Imagine I explained to a tender date.

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Speaker 1: Oh that'd be the best tender date of all time.

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Speaker 1: Showed up in the dinosaur costume.

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Speaker 3: In the dinosaur costume, dude, the dinosaur costume weighs one

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Speaker 3: It kind of hell pounds. Yeah, it weighs one hundred pounds,

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Speaker 3: so you wear it like a big backpack. I make

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Speaker 3: videos of it on TikTok and they kind of went good.

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Speaker 2: So I've been posting videos of that.

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Speaker 3: But it's like, if you ever want to check it out,

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna plug myself because I feel like that's disrespectful, but.

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Speaker 3: You can see the whole inside of it. You wear

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Speaker 3: You tie your shoes into shoes attached to the t

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Speaker 1: And is it just you or there's Is it a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a single man costume.

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Speaker 3: So it's split into like two sections. Basically, it's the body, right,

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Speaker 3: But you have to hold the whole head up the

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Speaker 2: It's thirty pounds just neck. You know.

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Speaker 1: What I'm imagining is like how tragic it would be.

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Speaker 1: Let's say you're on the job in your dinosaur suit

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Speaker 1: and all of a sudden nuclear war strikes.

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Speaker 3: Okay, dude, I was talking about this ship.

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Speaker 1: You know, you don't about to say, and everyone dies

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Speaker 1: except you because you were except me by by the

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, I'll just die a heat stroke.

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Speaker 2: I get it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what's the name? What's this park? I mean,

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Speaker 1: you don't have to dox yourself too much.

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Speaker 3: But I probably shouldn't say the name of it because

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Speaker 3: manager was not too keen on the idea.

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Speaker 2: I was making.

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Speaker 3: Videos and they were getting like looked at, so he

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Speaker 3: But there's two in the United States, so it's just

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Speaker 3: one here and then one in another state. M hmm.

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Speaker 3: And did you really easy to find dinosaurs.

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Speaker 1: Or did you know anything about dinosaurs before you started

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Speaker 2: Dude, I had.

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Speaker 3: Known not a single thing about dinosaurs, but now I'm like,

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Speaker 3: it's like all the information they feed you, like this

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Speaker 3: what I mean. M But I knew nothing, and I

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Speaker 3: know too much about dinosaurs?

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Speaker 1: What can you hit? Can you hit us with like

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Speaker 1: your best dinosaur fact that you would throw out?

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Speaker 3: Let's see, let's see, let's see.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So that the t rex's.

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Speaker 3: Arms, right, most people think that they were like like

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Speaker 3: But they also could lift up to a thousand pounds

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Speaker 3: just each little arm, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome. That would actually be if you showed up

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Speaker 1: to the date in the costume and you spit that fact.

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Speaker 3: You're voice modulator on or off?

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Speaker 2: Though?

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Speaker 3: Ooh on on yes, spicy do can.

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Speaker 1: You do you like speak to the kids or it's

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Speaker 3: No, so this is uh, it's just me making dinosaur

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Speaker 3: sounds because they tried to make it as realistic as possible,

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Speaker 3: it looks really sick. I mean some kids are terrified

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Speaker 3: of it. It gets really scary, but it looks fucking sick.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. Have you ever accident my legs show

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Speaker 3: in the puppet and sometimes people are like two throwing

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Speaker 3: out four legs. Well, so I don't get heat stroke?

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Speaker 1: Have you ever accidentally made a kid cry? Or I

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Speaker 1: don't know, purposely, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Oh, dude, all the time. It happens every weekend, and

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Speaker 3: you can't see shit out of that thing. So it

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Speaker 3: and then I just egg it on. Like it sounds

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Speaker 3: fucked up, but you get in the mode, dude, you

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Speaker 3: turn into dinosaur and you're just thinking like, er, you.

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Speaker 1: Know, wait, so you can like hone in on one

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Speaker 1: direct your dinosaur exactly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So, like they don't tell us not to do this, right,

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Speaker 3: from the meat option, right, and they're like, now with

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Speaker 1: I'll fix it. Sorry. I see I need I need

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Speaker 3: Bro pull up. I'll put you in a dinosaur.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we'll trade. I'll I'll trade you a gecko suit

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Speaker 1: Seth. That's us here that your mom stole your identity

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Speaker 3: I feel like it's so hard. I feel like a

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Speaker 3: Well, so my dad died when I was four, So

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Speaker 1: You know, Seth, I have to say something. For a

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Speaker 3: I appreciate that. Man. I try, I really do. I

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Speaker 1: Man, when did what's your relationship with your mom?

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Speaker 2: So it's funny.

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Speaker 1: Have you, like, were you able to with with a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I got it all fixed. I had to work

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Speaker 3: because it's not a slow process. I mean, it's not

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00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:29,159
Speaker 3: a fast process. It's like not so you'll have like

444
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,439
Speaker 3: if someone steels your identity, you know, and does all

445
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:35,120
Speaker 3: this stuff and doesn't pay on it or anything like, No,

446
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:38,840
Speaker 3: it's just not it's it'll just mess everything up. But

447
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 3: if you work towards it, you can fix it. So

448
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,600
Speaker 3: but it's just a lot of work and just be

449
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,920
Speaker 3: careful with your identities out there for real.

450
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:48,080
Speaker 4: And you.

451
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:56,080
Speaker 1: Got away from your mom at eighteen, yep, what and

452
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,000
Speaker 1: she didn't.

453
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,840
Speaker 3: She didn't try to like come looking for me or anything,

454
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:02,160
Speaker 3: thank god, you know, a straight it was a hard

455
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:06,840
Speaker 3: cut off. And these pasts, I mean it did take

456
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,960
Speaker 3: a minute to just But these.

457
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,640
Speaker 1: Past like four years, how have they been for you since?

458
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:13,480
Speaker 1: Since getting away?

459
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:18,920
Speaker 3: You know, it's been pretty good, not bad at all.

460
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,160
Speaker 3: I I left and started the dinosaur park full time

461
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,399
Speaker 3: after this event had happened, right, And I was working

462
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,679
Speaker 3: there every single day of the week. And you know,

463
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,720
Speaker 3: eventually I moved on and got a different job. But

464
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 3: and I started my own business for a while. I

465
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,600
Speaker 3: don't want to talk about what my business was, but

466
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,320
Speaker 3: it was it was a good business and I was

467
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,960
Speaker 3: making good money. And I was like doing really well

468
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 3: for myself, just doing like these like archy stuff. But

469
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,760
Speaker 3: I don't know, I think it's been pretty good. I think,

470
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:49,280
Speaker 3: you know, I don't have any guidance in this adulting thing, really,

471
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:51,880
Speaker 3: but I feel like I'm doing a decent job.

472
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 1: I really do this business. I know you said you

473
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:56,919
Speaker 1: don't want to talk about it, but do you not

474
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:59,760
Speaker 1: want to talk about it when you the second? Here's

475
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,000
Speaker 1: the thing when somebody says I started a business but

476
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about it, I'm like, okay,

477
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,480
Speaker 1: they sold drugs. But then you were like it was

478
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 1: an arts Oh no, no, no.

479
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:13,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I made I don't know, dude, A lot

480
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,200
Speaker 3: of people knew about this, and these people like way

481
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 3: this businesses ended was bad and that sounds crazy, but

482
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 3: just like you, you make so much of something and

483
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 3: there's somebody else who makes something, you know, and that

484
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:29,440
Speaker 3: person just like I don't know if they like screw

485
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 3: you over, you know what I mean. Like we I

486
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 3: was one of four people making these things, and it

487
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,920
Speaker 3: was like I was doing great, you know what I mean,

488
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 3: And then he started like just trying to slander me,

489
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 3: and it kind of just I just dissolved my business

490
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:47,399
Speaker 3: and then I got a good paying job, but I

491
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 3: don't know. It's a niche community, you know what I mean.

492
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,960
Speaker 3: I don't want to just in case.

493
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:58,119
Speaker 1: Dude, I uh fuck, I really I really want to

494
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,120
Speaker 1: respect you saying you don't want to talk about it,

495
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,480
Speaker 1: but I'm so curious what it is, you know if

496
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 1: are you afraid that, like it's that the community is

497
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 1: going to find that you talked about it on this podcast.

498
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:15,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's like these people were literally Okay, so

499
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,200
Speaker 3: I had customers, right, and I was making these things

500
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 3: for these customers all around the world. I did stuff.

501
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 3: I've sent stuff to Singapore to Australia. It's stuff people

502
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 3: perform with, you know, that's yeah, just like stuff people

503
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 3: perform with who were on stage. But I was making

504
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:34,800
Speaker 3: these and selling them all.

505
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:35,359
Speaker 2: Over the world.

506
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 3: And then this guy like started lecturing me about all

507
00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 3: my stuff. And then he was like he pulled. This

508
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 3: guy's just a kid. He doesn't know, he doesn't know

509
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 3: anything yet, and I like that kind of insulted me,

510
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,720
Speaker 3: like and then it just like everybody started being like, yeah,

511
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,359
Speaker 3: we're not going to do business since he's just a

512
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,359
Speaker 3: kid all this stuff. I'm like, dude, what what Because

513
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 3: everybody else who does it is not my age. Everybody

514
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 3: else who does it is like they've been to college

515
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:02,960
Speaker 3: and they've done all this crazy stuff and they're like

516
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:05,400
Speaker 3: good at it through all the experience they've been through.

517
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 3: But I don't know. People liked my stuff and I

518
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 3: was doing well. But you know how that is when

519
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 3: there's only four people in a bracket working each other.

520
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 1: I guess, bro ah, man, that's a man. Fuck, that's

521
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:26,600
Speaker 1: such a bummer man, because like no, no, no, no, because

522
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:29,640
Speaker 1: fuck those people do because you start, you star, I mean,

523
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:35,119
Speaker 1: you think were your life is, from the way that

524
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:39,680
Speaker 1: you've told it so far, has just been you fighting monstrous,

525
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 1: uphill fucking battles and then making something out of absolutely nothing.

526
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 1: And you're doing well, and just because you're young, you're

527
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 1: still you're a smart fucking guy, and all these pricks

528
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:53,840
Speaker 1: are coming after you for no reason.

529
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 3: Right, And it's like, I don't know, I still make them.

530
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 3: You know, I have private customers that still kept in contact,

531
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 3: people who I trusted and stuff like that, and I'll

532
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 3: build them things and they'll buy some stuff, and it's

533
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 3: like it's nice, but just I don't know if I

534
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,920
Speaker 3: could imagine doing it back on the level I was

535
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 3: doing it, like because I wouldn't make dude, I made

536
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 3: so many of these things, like probably over a thousands.

537
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 1: There are things people perform with. You don't have to

538
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,879
Speaker 1: tell me if you're really that afraid of these guys.

539
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 3: I mean, you know what, if you think hard enough,

540
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 3: you will know what it is they perform with them

541
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,679
Speaker 3: on a stage. I feel like this is like a

542
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:40,160
Speaker 3: clue game. Now comedians.

543
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:49,919
Speaker 1: All right, yeah, you make microphones, so those I just

544
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 1: want you Okay, hold on, I just say you know,

545
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 1: first of all, I'm glad like the chat, which I

546
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:58,919
Speaker 1: shouldn't be doing. But everybody was guessing butt plugs, and

547
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 1: I was also thinking it would be something sexual, but

548
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,400
Speaker 1: which is stupid because that's.

549
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:07,160
Speaker 3: Oh my god. But I don't think of dude.

550
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 1: First, there's no fucking way that you're the that the

551
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:14,720
Speaker 1: microphone community is that niche. By the way, the people

552
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:18,159
Speaker 1: that make microphone there's there's like billion dollar companies that

553
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 1: make microphones. They're going after you.

554
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:29,880
Speaker 3: Dude, these guys, what are you saying microphones? Yeah, I'm no,

555
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,119
Speaker 3: not microphones.

556
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 2: Bro. Oh you didn't get it. You don't know what

557
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 2: I'm talking about. Still, No, I have no idea what

558
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 2: you're talking about.

559
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 3: Funny guys, he's on stage.

560
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 1: With their hand, Comedians comedians only use I mean, are

561
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: you talking about comedians or clowns?

562
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, It's just it's a type of stand

563
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:58,960
Speaker 3: up comedian that puts their hand in something when they're

564
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 3: on Uh oh.

565
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 1: Oh oh, Okay, all right, Yeah, I feel I feel

566
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 1: bad because you talk about this and I coaxed you

567
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 1: into telling us it's But I guess I'm also doing

568
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 1: it because I did, Like I'm so fucking like a.

569
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 4: Dude.

570
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 1: Okay, I guess I feel bad that I coaxed you

571
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 1: into explaining what it is, but also like to fuck

572
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 1: those people. You're a good fucking guy, and you should

573
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: be able to make puppets if you're so damn desire. Yeah, brother,

574
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 1: and everyone listen, look, I would look. Here's the thing.

575
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 1: If the puppet motherfuckers come after you, if the puppet

576
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 1: mafia comes after you, the listeners of the Therapy Eco

577
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 1: podcast got your back. I don't know what that even means,

578
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 1: so I shouldn't say it, but whatever that means, the

579
00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 1: puppet mafia, do you also all these like I'm I'm

580
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 1: pissed off imagining all these just creepy old guys who

581
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 1: make puppets just going after for no reason.

582
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's it's okay, it's not the soft puppets.

583
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 3: It's the traditional hard ones, right, the sculpted claim like mechanized,

584
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 3: not like the simple muff like muppet ship if that

585
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 3: puts in any perspective, because are.

586
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 1: Those like are you into puppetry yourself?

587
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 2: Uh?

588
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am kind of in the poetry. I think

589
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 3: it's pretty hard. That's why I was my mother's show

590
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 3: kid for so many years. She was like, oh my god,

591
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 3: he has something.

592
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 2: That's milk it.

593
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 3: So I was doing like stand up, you know, like

594
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 3: night bars when I was like thirteen with the puppet,

595
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 3: and it's like, how why do you do this?

596
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 4: Do you?

597
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm actually curious about this. Okay, So you

598
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,520
Speaker 1: were a shown kid for your mom, which I assume

599
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 1: was like not a pleasant upbringing. But like, I mean,

600
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 1: these days we.

601
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 2: Had to go eat bring a puppet.

602
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: Wait, what is that? Every time you had to go eat,

603
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: you had to bring a puppet.

604
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, because that's what I was doing, right, I was

605
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 3: doing that as my show kid thing.

606
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,719
Speaker 1: Oh, like to make money to eat or like when

607
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 1: you were going out to a restaurant, you had to

608
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 1: bring a puppet.

609
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 2: It was like mandatory.

610
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 3: I just had to bring a puppet every time because

611
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 3: all she wanted was like attention brought, you know what

612
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 3: I mean. So it's like anytime I couldn't even go

613
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 3: to like a faster place. Get in the court, like, dude,

614
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 3: get over it. It sounds so crazy. I'm so sorry.

615
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 3: I know everybody's like you, this.

616
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 1: Is much, but what why are you so? This is

617
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 1: one of my favorite calls of taking in a while,

618
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 1: they'll be sorry, Well, hell.

619
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just think it sounds so crazy, you know

620
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 3: what I mean? Like, who I have never ran into

621
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 3: this with somebody, you know, man, this is weird.

622
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 1: Oh yes, okay, I remember what I was gonna ask you,

623
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 1: So okay, So obviously this was it was a shitty thing,

624
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 1: your mom making you a show kid and everything. But

625
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: like to this day, you as a twenty two year

626
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: old and you do do puppetry. That's what you do

627
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 1: with your dinosaur thing, Like do you have an independent

628
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 1: desire to pursue comedy or puppetry or any of this?

629
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 3: Well, see I did it for like ten years, like

630
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 3: growing up because I started doing it when I was five,

631
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 3: and I did it all the way to like, well,

632
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,719
Speaker 3: there's gonna be more than ten years probably, but like

633
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 3: eighteen or seventeen right right until I moved out. So

634
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 3: I'm like, I want to just do stand up by myself.

635
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 3: I feel like I could figure something out because I

636
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 3: don't know. I've used puppet for so long. I'm by

637
00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 3: something different.

638
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 1: You should, man, you should definitely try to and stand

639
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: up if you want to. You, I mean, you're in

640
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 1: let's see, I'm doxing, so I'm not gonna. I won't.

641
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 1: I won't say where you live unless if you want

642
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 1: to tell.

643
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 3: Me, right, Oh, I live in Kansas. You can say that.

644
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 1: Someone says someone said open for I shouldn't read the chat,

645
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 1: but someone of the chat said open for Lyle. Yeah,

646
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 1: you want to open for me if I come to.

647
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 3: Get a lile puppet going bro if.

648
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 1: You if you make a there, if you make a

649
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: therapy echo puppet and you have an act, you can

650
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 1: absolutely open for me if I if I ever come

651
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 1: to Kansas.

652
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah, I'll just show up with it. I'll

653
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 3: sit in the front road for you.

654
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 1: Perfect cool man.

655
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 4: So mmm.

656
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 1: Hmm, I still have questions. I still have so many

657
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 1: things I want to talk to you about. Did you

658
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 1: ever enjoy any of the show life stuff or was

659
00:33:56,160 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 1: all of it just like a a thing?

660
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,000
Speaker 5: No, some of it was really cool, Like some of

661
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 5: them money, like like I usually didn't get to keep

662
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 5: the money, but like if it was a special occasion

663
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 5: and we did something like important, you know what I mean,

664
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,720
Speaker 5: and we got like a paycheck for it, like sometimes

665
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:13,319
Speaker 5: I get the money.

666
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 2: That was pretty sick.

667
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 3: But that was like really my only like motivation other

668
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:20,280
Speaker 3: than hearing. Like after I do a set with this dummy,

669
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 3: it's like all people like reacting a thing, you know,

670
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,880
Speaker 3: like clapping stuff like That's like that was a great feeling.

671
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 3: That was very nice. So I look forward to that.

672
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 3: But I don't know, just writing jokes was fun. I

673
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:34,399
Speaker 3: used to try and write my own jokes all the time.

674
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 1: Uh do you still write jokes?

675
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay, so here this is recent, Like I didn't

676
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 3: I haven't done these in a long time, but I've

677
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 3: started smoking, you know, and then writing some jokes down

678
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 3: on my notepad on my phone. I just start thinking

679
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:56,480
Speaker 3: and I'm like, this would be funny. So yeah, but

680
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:59,279
Speaker 3: they just closed their one comedy club here literally as

681
00:34:59,280 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 3: I started this.

682
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:04,880
Speaker 1: So what can I hear? I know it's awkward to

683
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 1: like do stand up in a non stand up setting,

684
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: but I kind of want to hear one of these jokes.

685
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:16,719
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I don't have anything ready yet. Man, No, you.

686
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 1: Don't want to share a little notebook scribble? We could

687
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 1: we could workshop?

688
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,800
Speaker 2: No, not yet, not yet.

689
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 1: Okay, no worries. What about bar shows? Man? You ever

690
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,319
Speaker 1: every every everywhere has where in Kansas do you live?

691
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 2: I live in, like the largest city?

692
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 1: What's the largest? See? You don't have to keep giving

693
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 1: me personal I'm sorry I keep asking for personal information.

694
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,400
Speaker 1: What's the largest city in Kansas? I was, what's the

695
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 1: largest isn't it? What's the largest city in Kansas? I

696
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:51,720
Speaker 1: have no idea?

697
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,319
Speaker 2: Are you or are you asking me?

698
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:56,439
Speaker 1: I mean?

699
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 4: Is it?

700
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:03,799
Speaker 1: People are saying Kansas City. No, Kansas City isn't in Kansas.

701
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:04,919
Speaker 2: Yeah?

702
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 3: No, it's right smack in the middle almost.

703
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 1: Okay, whatever, It doesn't matter anyway where if you live in,

704
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 1: if you live in the largest city of Kansas, if

705
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,439
Speaker 1: you go on Facebook and you type the city name

706
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 1: and like comedy, you'll find like a like a comedy

707
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 1: Facebook group. Usually every big city is like a comedy

708
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 1: Facebook group that like posts all the open mics and stuff,

709
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 1: and you can get into the open mic scene. You

710
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 1: don't necessarily need like a comedy club comedy club. You

711
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 1: can always find the open mics at like bars and stuff.

712
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 1: Would you ever do something like that?

713
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely. I don't know why that didn't

714
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,760
Speaker 3: connect to my head for a couple of times thinking

715
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:46,839
Speaker 3: about this, but yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean it's most

716
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 3: there's a lot of musicians here, so it's like not

717
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 3: not the musicians, not magicians, but musicians.

718
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:01,759
Speaker 1: I I fucked around doing stand up comedy and going

719
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 1: to open mics and getting being in the scene and

720
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 1: stuff for like six years before I started doing this,

721
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:09,359
Speaker 1: and it was a lot of fun. It's a great

722
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 1: way to make friends. It's a great way to get

723
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 1: in the community, you know.

724
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,840
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, absolutely, dude, Yeah, I want to. I'm definitely

725
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 3: gonna look into it because I think I need to.

726
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 3: I think it's a good idea.

727
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:26,360
Speaker 1: Oh. One aspect of this of your story that I

728
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 1: we didn't get to is you're meeting your sister for

729
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 1: the very first time next weekend.

730
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I don't even know what to think about that.

731
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,759
Speaker 3: She seems really cool. Like we've been talking. I have

732
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,720
Speaker 3: an airbnb and going up there, so I'm spending a weekend.

733
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 3: And man, I don't even know. She like kind of

734
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,439
Speaker 3: looks like me, and it's like crazy to see someone

735
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 3: that kind of looks like you. But I don't know.

736
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 3: I'm very excited, but also nervous because I don't understand

737
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 3: family feelings, you know what I mean. So it's a

738
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 3: whole new world to me. It's like my world just

739
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 3: got bigger, you know what I mean.

740
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 2: So I'm hype.

741
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 1: And you were told by her or that she experienced

742
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:11,399
Speaker 1: something very similar.

743
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:16,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So they didn't have the best relationship either,

744
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 3: is what she told me. She's told me some like

745
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 3: crazier stuff like being locked in the closet for hours

746
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 3: type stuff, you know what I mean. So it's like,

747
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:31,240
Speaker 3: oh my gosh, Jesus Christ. So yeah, this woman's crazy,

748
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:32,719
Speaker 3: I do.

749
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 1: I'm so I'm so fascinated by how chill of a

750
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:40,840
Speaker 1: guy you are. Was with all this horrible ship that

751
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 1: you've gone through.

752
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,399
Speaker 3: Well, I wasn't like this five years ago, man, dude.

753
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 3: I literally was like so upset to the point where

754
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 3: I had like really bad anger.

755
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:50,839
Speaker 2: As she used.

756
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 3: So I literally just like I relaxing and doing things

757
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 3: that I liked, and I'm just I'm gonna try to

758
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,800
Speaker 3: be super now. And it's like it's worked for me

759
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 3: because I'm not yelling every single day now, you know

760
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 3: what I mean, I'm being productive and doing stuff, so

761
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:08,880
Speaker 3: I don't have a reason to be upset.

762
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 1: M What do you want that of talking to your

763
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:17,879
Speaker 1: sister if anything? Like if the interaction, I.

764
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:23,240
Speaker 3: Just want, man, I just want to build the relationship

765
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,320
Speaker 3: with my sister, you know what I mean. Because I'm

766
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 3: so young, it's like, why not really explore its out there?

767
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 3: Why not see what this family thing is about and

768
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 3: and reach out. So I'm I'm just hoping I get

769
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:40,240
Speaker 3: a good friend, you know, a good sister, Uh, someone

770
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 3: who I can just like talk to a whole bunch

771
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 3: of stuff too. I don't know, it's just so new

772
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,800
Speaker 3: to me. I don't I don't have a person to

773
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:49,759
Speaker 3: go tell all my stuff too. So I mean I

774
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 3: have close friends and stuff, but nothing on like that

775
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 3: kind of level, you know what I mean.

776
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:55,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna ask do you have your friends

777
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 1: where you are?

778
00:39:58,680 --> 00:39:58,879
Speaker 2: Yeah?

779
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 3: I have a couple of close friends. I'm taking my

780
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 3: friend is coming with me to drive to Omaha because

781
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 3: I don't want to do all that driving by myself.

782
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:07,320
Speaker 3: I get bored.

783
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: So you're bringing a friend with you to my friend

784
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:11,480
Speaker 1: eight years.

785
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she's like doing her own thing like that.

786
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 2: So that's what we discussed.

787
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,279
Speaker 3: So she's gonna like go explore Omaha as well. And

788
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 3: it's like pretty cool that, like, not only do I

789
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 3: get to experience something, she gets to go see whatever

790
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 3: she would like to go see.

791
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, she gets to uh explore all there is to

792
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 1: do and see. And Omaha, Nebraska, No, they actually have

793
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 1: they have a cool aquarium. I think. I'm pretty sure

794
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 1: they're known for having a cool aquarium. It's either them

795
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 1: or Lincoln.

796
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, a zoo or something. I was reading that.

797
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, go to the I've heard the I've

798
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 1: heard good things about the Omaha Zoo. I was. I

799
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 1: was in either Omaha or Lincoln. They're like right next

800
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 1: to each other, aren't they.

801
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 3: Yeah?

802
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, well shit, Seth, What's what what's next for you?

803
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:00,160
Speaker 2: Man?

804
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 1: What's your ultimately? What's your goal in life? What do

805
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 1: you want to do with yourself?

806
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 2: Man?

807
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 3: Honestly, my goal in life is just to create. I

808
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:12,319
Speaker 3: don't know, it's like either that being like like I'm

809
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 3: super into making videos and I'm super into like building

810
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 3: stuff and painting stuff. Like I just made like twelve

811
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 3: abstract paintings like over the last couple of months and

812
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,799
Speaker 3: I just hang them up and everything. But I don't know,

813
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:26,799
Speaker 3: it's just like doing cool shit like that and like

814
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 3: being able to help people, you know what I mean,

815
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 3: Just not like helping them in like a therapy way,

816
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 3: but like I don't know, if interactions are a lot

817
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:37,799
Speaker 3: with people, you know what I mean, if someone has

818
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 3: a good interaction with you might breaking up their day.

819
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 3: So I just like, I'm really just like trying a

820
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:45,319
Speaker 3: whole bunch of different things and you know, getting a

821
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 3: creative hustle out here, making some extra cash from that,

822
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 3: and maybe it'll go big one day.

823
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:51,719
Speaker 2: I'm sure it will.

824
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 1: Ifept come my mind to it, and you get to

825
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 1: terrorize a lot of children along the way. How exciting.

826
00:41:58,440 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I.

827
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:01,320
Speaker 3: Want I want to b tier than one in Universal

828
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:04,239
Speaker 3: Studios because everybody thinks that to me is not.

829
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 1: Oh there's oh yeah, there's a bit. You can take

830
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:11,920
Speaker 1: your picture with a big ass dinosaur at Uh yeah.

831
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 3: Just as like Blue I think, is what his name is.

832
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 1: Listen, man, I here's the thing. I have no pull

833
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 1: in the dinosaur puppeteering industry, but if I did know

834
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:33,879
Speaker 1: the guy from the oh yeah, there you go, Seth. Man,

835
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 1: I'm rooting for you. I I I'm really genuinely, I'm

836
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,600
Speaker 1: really impressed. It's by by you, man, because you're it

837
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 1: seems like you just grew up. I mean, it just

838
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 1: seems like you had to face a lot of like

839
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 1: totally shit circumstances. But nonetheless you're like out here like

840
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 1: starting businesses and fucking trying to you know, do good

841
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 1: in the world. And you know, you got friends, and

842
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:57,760
Speaker 1: you've got a good life and a good attitude about things.

843
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:00,759
Speaker 1: And I'm I'm impressed by that and inspired by that,

844
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 1: and I appreciate that.

845
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 3: Thanks man. You have no idea how much that means.

846
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,400
Speaker 3: I really appreciate.

847
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 1: That, Seth. Is there anything else you want to say

848
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 1: to the people of the computer before we go?

849
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:14,319
Speaker 2: Man?

850
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:18,400
Speaker 3: I just you guys out there, man, like you're going

851
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 3: to do great things in life. Just can you can

852
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,839
Speaker 3: do whatever you want you put your mind to it.

853
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:26,720
Speaker 3: But I appreciate you having me here giving me my time.

854
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 3: I hope that all you guys out there have a

855
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 3: good night, stay cool.

856
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 1: God bless you, Seth, take care.

857
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 3: God bless loo you man.

858
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:45,200
Speaker 1: Bye bye, the offers open. I'm being serio. I don't

859
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:47,719
Speaker 1: like to I don't like to promise shit that I

860
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:51,240
Speaker 1: don't think I can uphold. I'm being serious. If Seth

861
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 1: sends me a thing, If I come to Kansas and

862
00:43:55,760 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 1: Seth sends me a DM and he's like, hey man,

863
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 1: i'm gonna I started doing stand up or I started

864
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:08,400
Speaker 1: a puppet act and I want to open for you

865
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 1: in Kansas, I'm in. I'll play this clip before the show.

866
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 1: That'd be sick, Seth. If you're hearing this offers on

867
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,800
Speaker 1: the table, I'm not. I'm probably not gonna come to

868
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 1: Kansas until at least twenty twenty four, So you got time.

869
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. Thanks, Seth, it was a pleasure

870
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 1: talking to Hey, folks, it's Lyle. I'm gonna end this

871
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 1: episode with a clip from one of my live shows

872
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 1: in Portland, Oregon, where I brought a young man on

873
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:40,799
Speaker 1: stage who wanted to talk about how he has an

874
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:48,280
Speaker 1: addiction to having sex with managers of various stores. Okay,

875
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 1: He's slept with everyone from the manager of the Target

876
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 1: to the pet Co to the Dollar Tree, and it's

877
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,880
Speaker 1: it's a it's a fascinating tailor. You're gonna want to

878
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,759
Speaker 1: listen to this if you like what you hear and

879
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:05,320
Speaker 1: you want to maybe see this whole thing in person.

880
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,839
Speaker 1: I am touring all over the East coast of the

881
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 1: United States. I'm in Australia right now doing some shows

882
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 1: over there. So if you want to see if I

883
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,439
Speaker 1: am in your city, you can go to therapy geckotour

884
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:23,920
Speaker 1: dot com and look there to get tickets to my

885
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 1: Gecko live show. So anyway, let's transport ourselves to a

886
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:33,360
Speaker 1: little room with two hundred people and one Gecko live

887
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 1: in Portland, Oregon. Okay, Angel, you texteding because you wanted

888
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 1: to say that you are addicted to hooking up with

889
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 1: store managers. Yes, and you said that you have hooked

890
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 1: up with store managers from Dollar Tree to Walmart to Target.

891
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:56,840
Speaker 4: Yes, I have.

892
00:45:57,160 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 6: Yes, it's been an ongoing thing for the last two

893
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 6: or three months now.

894
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 4: So yeah, do you get it?

895
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:07,440
Speaker 1: Do you get points?

896
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,799
Speaker 6: Actually, they always give me like free like snacks if

897
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,840
Speaker 6: I want like gum or something from like the aisles

898
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:15,360
Speaker 6: or something.

899
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 1: Really, they'll give you free gum in the aisles, yes,

900
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,879
Speaker 1: and all you have to do is fuck them.

901
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 4: Yeah.

902
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's after hours, so I can literally walk through

903
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:28,919
Speaker 6: an empty store and just pick out what I want.

904
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:31,319
Speaker 1: That's a grocery store hack if I've ever heard one.

905
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 2: Yeah.

906
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 1: So I was kind of confused, like, were you working

907
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:39,920
Speaker 1: at a grocery store when when this started happening?

908
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 6: No? No, I just was one day walking into the

909
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:48,279
Speaker 6: first one was Dollar Tree, and a guy hit me up,

910
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:50,839
Speaker 6: like as I was walking to my car, It's like, hey,

911
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 6: do you want to come back in an.

912
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 4: Hour because it's going clothes? And I said sure, why not? Yellow?

913
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 1: That's awesome? How okay, So, how how like did you do?

914
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,839
Speaker 1: How much did you talk, like actually talk to him

915
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 1: before he invited you to come see him after the

916
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 1: store closed?

917
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 6: I sent two sentences and then some pictures so.

918
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 4: You know they're they're there. You know, language, you don't

919
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 4: have to use a lot of words.

920
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 6: Language is universal, so you know, and it's also connection.

921
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 1: I guess, so is a language is universal? Our dick

922
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 1: pics universal. Very surprised to hear a woman yell yes

923
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 1: to that question. Portland's a cool town, I guess so, hmmm,

924
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:49,839
Speaker 1: so where do you what app? Did you meet him

925
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:56,800
Speaker 1: on grinder? Grinder? Yeah, dude, grinder like grinder seems fucking awesome.

926
00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 4: Yeah.

927
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 6: I saw those one video where someone said they should

928
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 6: like rename themselves fruit by the foot because you.

929
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 4: Get to see where the person is by the feet.

930
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 4: It's not like tinder where someone's like a mile or something.

931
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 6: Wait, you see where the person is that wants to

932
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 6: hit you up by the foot.

933
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:14,879
Speaker 1: For a second, I thought you were talking about their

934
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:15,479
Speaker 1: penis size.

935
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 6: Oh no, no, no.

936
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 1: Do they have Is that? Is that a thing you

937
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:23,760
Speaker 1: can put on there like your penis size?

938
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:25,200
Speaker 4: A lot of people do.

939
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like it's not like it's not like a

940
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 1: thing where you like tap a drop down window and

941
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:33,440
Speaker 1: like are scrolling to you put it in the bio.

942
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:35,800
Speaker 6: You put it in by this little picture someone's smiling

943
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 6: like this and be like eight inches uncut.

944
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:45,239
Speaker 4: The legit. That's how it is. Yeah, now limit is

945
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:45,840
Speaker 4: like smiling.

946
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 1: Now what was the first encounter?

947
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 2: Like?

948
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 4: You know it was? It was nice.

949
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:54,399
Speaker 6: Although he took me to the back where they were

950
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 6: still had a bunch of boxes they had to unload.

951
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,800
Speaker 6: So we had to walk through a maze of boxes

952
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 6: to find like his station like in the back, and

953
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 6: so I kind of felt like I might have was

954
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:05,520
Speaker 6: gonna get killed.

955
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:09,000
Speaker 1: But it is that like a legitimate concern for real

956
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 1: m not anymore really. Yeah, but would it suck to

957
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 1: die at the Dollar Tree?

958
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 2: Yeah?

959
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:22,440
Speaker 6: Would have been better if it was to die at

960
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 6: a Walmart or something more fancy.

961
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 1: Dude, I feel like dying at a bed bath and

962
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:28,399
Speaker 1: beyond would be kind of sick.

963
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 4: That great?

964
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:36,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, So how was it that you got like addicted

965
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 1: to this kind of type? What was it about sleeping

966
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:41,240
Speaker 1: with the guy in the back room of the Dollar

967
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 1: Tree that made you want to sleep with a guy

968
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 1: in the back room of Walmart? And then Target and

969
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 1: then all these other places.

970
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 6: It's just I don't know, the thrill of it is

971
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 6: fun because it's like I mean, it was, I don't

972
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 6: really want to like danger because it's they're the manager.

973
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 6: What what am I gonna get in trouble with?

974
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:01,319
Speaker 1: Has there been any a question? Has there been any

975
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 1: like classical conditioning thing going on with you? Where like

976
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 1: when you have to actually go to the grocery store

977
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 1: and you like walk by the double doors and you

978
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 1: see like unpacked boxes, you just like get hard. No, okay,

979
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:26,200
Speaker 1: that's sound, that's healthy.

980
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 6: I do picture though, like going to a new new

981
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 6: grocery store and seeing like I'm peek in the back

982
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 6: and think, could I.

983
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:37,840
Speaker 1: Really so what have you? Have You gone to grocery

984
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:43,920
Speaker 1: stores just to like scope out the vibe.

985
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:48,240
Speaker 4: No, it's usually when I'm getting groceries.

986
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:50,920
Speaker 1: Look, this is a safe space. If you have it's

987
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 1: totally fine.

988
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 4: Yeah.

989
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 6: Well no, it's just like if I gotta stop by

990
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 6: a grocery store and pick up.

991
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 4: Some cereal, I'll just walk by like the back area.

992
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:04,320
Speaker 1: Of all the different guys, which guy was the best sex?

993
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:05,960
Speaker 1: And what store did he work at?

994
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 4: Safeway? Safeway?

995
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 1: Dude, you answer that so fast? You just sold a

996
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:21,359
Speaker 1: lot of Safeway membership cards. What was it that made

997
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:22,239
Speaker 1: him so good?

998
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 4: It was just so good.

999
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 6: It was very How don't you want me to tell?

1000
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 1: I mean, everybody in this city has done way worse,

1001
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 1: So go into detail if you desire.

1002
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 6: It was just so good because first of all, like

1003
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 6: he was great at eating ass, great, great, he was

1004
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 6: literally Ei, there's something there with eating ass. You know

1005
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:50,960
Speaker 6: how they say eating ass like groceries.

1006
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:53,319
Speaker 1: Yes, there's something there with that.

1007
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:55,280
Speaker 4: He did eat the groceries.

1008
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:59,840
Speaker 1: Groceries, yes, yes, okay, so he ate ass well? What

1009
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,319
Speaker 1: about Did you connect with him on an emotional level

1010
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: a little?

1011
00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 4: Not really but like he was nice? All right? Yeah?

1012
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 1: So all right, so Safeway, he's like the toxic bad

1013
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 1: boy that eats ass well. Who's like of the guys,

1014
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 1: were there any of them that you felt like there

1015
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 1: might have been an emotional connection with?

1016
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 4: There was one in like Beaverton, like a pet store

1017
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:24,919
Speaker 4: that I went to.

1018
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 1: And like, dude, way whole hour, any of these guys,

1019
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:35,480
Speaker 1: have you fucked Jesus Christ? Which which pet store?

1020
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 6: I don't know it was. It was like a mom

1021
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:41,759
Speaker 6: and pop one. It wasn't a big chain one, but like,

1022
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 6: I don't remember.

1023
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 1: You just you just fucked a guy's son who was

1024
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 1: working there and not getting paid. He was like, if

1025
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 1: I'm not getting paid, I'm getting.

1026
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:57,360
Speaker 6: Laid No, But like you know, it's I've been doing

1027
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:58,240
Speaker 6: like big chains.

1028
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:01,279
Speaker 4: I wanted to go down and support my local community.

1029
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 1: Dude, Hell yeah, giving back to the community. I love

1030
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 1: that oh Man did. Did his did like the family

1031
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:17,279
Speaker 1: find out that he was like fucking were you fucking him?

1032
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:17,759
Speaker 4: In the store.

1033
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you fuck all these guys in their stores?

1034
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 4: Swear to god? Yeah? Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah was it? Like?

1035
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 1: But here's the thing I feel like of all the

1036
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:31,239
Speaker 1: different places a pet store.

1037
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 4: I mean, the smell.

1038
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:39,960
Speaker 1: While you're like, you'r think you're like, it's not often

1039
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:43,239
Speaker 1: that dog shit is wafting in your face while you're

1040
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:43,799
Speaker 1: getting head.

1041
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:50,279
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I mean like just sucking suck it in

1042
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 6: and just go for it, you know, and just have

1043
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:53,839
Speaker 6: a good time.

1044
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:57,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's your kind of I want to know a

1045
00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:59,719
Speaker 1: little about your like life outside of this?

1046
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 4: H what do you what do you do for a living?

1047
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 4: We're gonna bank? Yeah you ever? Oh god, no, no.

1048
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:12,640
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Oh god?

1049
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:14,480
Speaker 4: No, no, what do you mean?

1050
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 1: Oh god? So it's cool if they do it, but

1051
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 1: not you.

1052
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:21,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it's yeah. I'm not not the bank, man.

1053
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 4: Do you not the bank? What is it about?

1054
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:28,239
Speaker 1: What is it about the bank that makes it more

1055
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:31,520
Speaker 1: sanctimodious than fucking target?

1056
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 4: You know, that's a good question. I don't know.

1057
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:47,880
Speaker 1: Is that again, you're not working with the bank. I

1058
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:51,360
Speaker 1: appreciate you trying to make sense of this. I really do,

1059
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:57,480
Speaker 1: I really do. Yeah, you ever like I'm trying. I'm

1060
00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:00,440
Speaker 1: trying to think of something with an ink packing coming,

1061
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:03,360
Speaker 1: but that's stupid.

1062
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:05,480
Speaker 4: Use it as what's your late.

1063
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:06,960
Speaker 2: You?

1064
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 1: Okay, so you've thought about sucking at the bank enough

1065
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:16,120
Speaker 1: to make that comment. Oh yeah, the vault. Fucking in

1066
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:18,759
Speaker 1: the vault sounds kind of sick because you could do it.

1067
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 1: You could do a little bit of you can do

1068
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 1: a little bit of like Cops and Robbers role player

1069
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:34,520
Speaker 1: make a deposit, Yeah, come deposits. Yes, this is this

1070
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:36,479
Speaker 1: is this is why I.

1071
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:37,600
Speaker 4: Do this, all right?

1072
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:40,759
Speaker 1: What's your what's your ultimate dream in life?

1073
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:47,000
Speaker 4: Ultimate dream is to just know that I left a

1074
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 4: good mark on the world.

1075
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:56,520
Speaker 1: It sounds like you share this. What's your name again?

1076
00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 4: Angel? Angel?

1077
00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:00,000
Speaker 1: Does anyone in the crowd have any questions for Angel?

1078
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:00,839
Speaker 4: Anyone at all?

1079
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:06,120
Speaker 1: None of this is sparking curiosity in any of you.

1080
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:08,440
Speaker 1: You sir, what's the next?

1081
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 5: Oh?

1082
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:11,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, good, yeah, what's your what's what's that? What's the

1083
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:11,920
Speaker 1: big score?

1084
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:17,120
Speaker 4: The big store? Oh? Ship? No? Actually, you know what

1085
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:20,239
Speaker 4: Costco we gotta do car.

1086
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:26,400
Speaker 6: Everything, every super large you know, you get super sized.

1087
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:28,279
Speaker 4: So yeah, you.

1088
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:30,960
Speaker 1: Know you're thinking. The logic is that the guys at

1089
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:32,320
Speaker 1: Costco have big dicks.

1090
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:34,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, what is it?

1091
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:37,319
Speaker 1: I don't know what now? What? What what does that

1092
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:40,960
Speaker 1: say about the guys at Dollar Tree? Yo? What's that

1093
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,480
Speaker 1: saying about the guys at the pet store?

1094
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:44,960
Speaker 4: I got it?

1095
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:54,640
Speaker 1: Any of any of the questions for are we about

1096
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:58,640
Speaker 1: to erect a national monument of where you fucked the

1097
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:00,480
Speaker 1: guy at the safe? Which you don't have to you

1098
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:03,439
Speaker 1: don't have to say, which said I know you, yes

1099
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:11,879
Speaker 1: you some yes you raising your head? Has some dude?

1100
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Speaker 1: Has somebody ever fucked you so badly that you had

1101
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:18,040
Speaker 1: to ask to speak to their manager?

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00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:28,000
Speaker 6: I guess prob Well, they are the manager, so like

1103
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:31,320
Speaker 6: it's the managers. They have the story keys and they

1104
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:34,440
Speaker 6: let me in, So there's always the manager, well except

1105
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:35,960
Speaker 6: the pet story dude.

1106
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 4: But it's a mom and pop shop.

1107
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 1: So she would say you're attractive to power.

1108
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:44,280
Speaker 4: You know that. That's actually a good point.

1109
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:49,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's something hot about a set of keys. Yeah,

1110
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 1: just yes you.

1111
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:57,880
Speaker 4: Oh if I have I don't know about it.

1112
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 6: I mean we usually go to like the back office

1113
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:04,240
Speaker 6: or like they got like they know where the cameras are,

1114
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:07,240
Speaker 6: so it's like the corner where like it's a blind spot.

1115
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 4: So I haven't caught yet.

1116
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 1: Does it question? Does it concern you at all?

1117
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:21,080
Speaker 7: Yes, that the people who you're fucking in these stores

1118
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:27,240
Speaker 7: have done it enough that they have a spot where

1119
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:30,400
Speaker 7: they know the cameras can't see them.

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Speaker 4: No, you're fucking cool man. I like you.

1121
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 1: You're a brangile everybody. Is there anything else you want

1122
00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:42,960
Speaker 1: to say to the people of Portland before we go?

1123
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:48,160
Speaker 4: Are there any managers in here tonight? I'm just kidding.

1124
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:51,560
Speaker 4: I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm

1125
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 4: just kidding. I'm just kidding.

1126
00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:57,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just kidding.

1127
00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 4: I'm just kidding.

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00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:05,840
Speaker 1: Yea in less good for Angel one more time, Thank you, ma'am.

1129
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 8: And Joe and Joe and Joe and Joe and Joe

1130
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:16,720
Speaker 8: and Joe and Joe and Joe get a Brangel, everybody,

1131
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 8: one more time?

1132
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:32,240
Speaker 1: Who's Who's horny? K goes on the line taking your

1133
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:38,160
Speaker 1: pone calls every line, never goes to just teaching your line.

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Speaker 4: He's not really an expert.