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Speaker 2: what do you make of General manager Brian Cashman saying

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Speaker 2: that he's quote frustrated that people believe Manager Aaron Boone

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Speaker 1: He makes during games. Will react to that.

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Speaker 2: Also, Team USA skipper Mark de Rosa has now blasted

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Speaker 1: De Rosa is saying? He already admitted that he misspoke.

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Speaker 2: Also, does Carlos Beltron meet the criteria to have his

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Speaker 2: Here as we talked some baseball, and we're gonna start

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Speaker 2: out at Yankee spring training camp in the Grapefruit League. Now,

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Speaker 2: I'm old enough to remember when the Yankees were shopaholics

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Speaker 2: and they always added a lot of players, and now.

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Speaker 1: Not so much.

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Speaker 2: They've got a big roster and they pay a lot

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Speaker 2: of money, but it's not the same. The Yankees are

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Speaker 2: not what they used to be, and they have it

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Speaker 1: By Yankee standards. It's tremendously embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: And they've had the same general manager since way back.

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Speaker 1: In the nineties.

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Speaker 2: This dude, this guy must have some compromising photos. Brian

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Speaker 2: Cashman is his name, and putting together a staff of

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Speaker 2: nerves is his game. Yeah, so Cashman made some comments.

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Speaker 2: So Brian Cashman was very upset. He recently pushed back,

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Speaker 2: push it back, now, push it back. He pushed back

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Speaker 2: Boone was hired way back in twenty eighteen. Now, Cashman

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Speaker 1: None of it's true.

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Speaker 2: I've got Chuck e cheese, JumboTron, and Nancy Reagan, three things.

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Speaker 1: That have never been put in the same Mallard monologue.

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Speaker 2: Lock all of these things together and we're gonna play

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Speaker 2: So number wah, number one, I said, number one number.

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Speaker 2: That is exactly what a puppet master says when somebody

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what you would say. Right there. That's it.

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Speaker 2: There's nothing to see here, folks. It's just a manager

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Speaker 2: Dave Roberts with the Dodgers are just sock puppets. Everyone

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Speaker 2: Aaron Boone used to be on television, and so uh,

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Speaker 1: Then they just let the front office decide what they

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Speaker 2: that this cuts close to home for Brian Cashman because

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Speaker 2: it's accurate, and he's bothered that it's accurate, and it's upsetting,

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Speaker 2: Chuck E Cheese runs the old school animatronic band. Right

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Speaker 2: But the Yankees denying Brian Cashman that their scripting games

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Speaker 1: Again, it's been an open secret for years. People in

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Speaker 2: The woods to believe that Aaron Bone is making the decision.

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Speaker 2: Every pitching change looks like it was from a teleprompter

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Speaker 2: so it says exit starting pitcher and or a lefty

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Speaker 2: here's the real problem with Brian Cashman. He thought in

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Speaker 2: this little SoundBite that he's defending Aaron Boone.

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Speaker 1: So which is worse? Right? Isn't that worse? Am I

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Speaker 2: Either he's Pinocchio, or he's the guy driving the struggle

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Speaker 2: East River could be the East River, but I'd go Hudson.

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Speaker 2: I'd go Hudson. With the GPS things not working. Now,

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Speaker 2: either way, as we like to say, you're either allowing

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Speaker 2: Cashman's fingerprints are all over the steering wheel on the

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Speaker 1: The Yankees, right, So that's where I am on that.

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Speaker 1: Of the story. I was wrong. Team USA will be

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Speaker 2: So that'll be going on, and believe it or not,

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Speaker 2: there is still some chem trails left behind, some chem

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Speaker 2: trails left behind by Mark de Rosa.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's the manager. He's like a TV guy.

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Speaker 2: Minnesota loves her some Mark DeRosa, big fan of his

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Speaker 1: I was well aware that we had to win that game.

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Speaker 2: De Rosas said, based on all the scenarios that could

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Speaker 2: into a close quote question team USA skipper Mark de

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Speaker 2: Rosa blasting the false narratives that he didn't understand. Twenty

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Speaker 2: This is none of those stories where you see it

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Speaker 2: Don't retire numbers. I don't believe in anything.

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Speaker 1: It's dumb. I wouldn't retire any numbers. I would not,

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Speaker 2: You're not that guy Pal. You're not that guy Pal.

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Speaker 2: We go to pro bouncy ball hornet star Lamello Ball.

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Speaker 2: From the saw man in making out with his mom

439
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Speaker 2: from Key Lime Pie Bobby in Florida.

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Speaker 1: Who else do we have here?

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Speaker 2: Page down, Mike the Leprechaun says, Chicago Joe is quite

442
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Speaker 2: the character one of his neighbors.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's that's your neighbor, like in your house there,

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Speaker 1: that's pretty well. Uh, he says.

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Speaker 2: He agrees that I should not I should be to

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Speaker 2: the worst caller of the year. Okay, what else do

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Speaker 2: we have?

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Speaker 1: Page down?

449
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:31,160
Speaker 2: Stevie Meatball says the streamer live streamed into La Mellows

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Speaker 2: corn Flakes.

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Speaker 1: Okay, see what you there? What else do we have?

452
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Speaker 2: Cheating the Twilight Town jump in something paper Mario? I

453
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Speaker 2: don't know what that is. I don't know why I

454
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Speaker 2: read that one, laughing at his new car. Who else

455
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Speaker 2: do we have? Page down?

456
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Speaker 1: Adding an S to the end of his name.

457
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Speaker 2: From Rebecca the Ram fan listening to Fox Sports Radio overnight.

458
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Speaker 2: From that was courtesy Flusher JT. The wing man outside Knoxville, Tennessee, says,

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Speaker 2: sharing nude photos.

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Speaker 1: Of him on the phone. That would be unfortunate. Who

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Speaker 1: else do we have? Let's see here, page down? I

462
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Speaker 1: can't read that. He accused the streamer of killing one

463
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Speaker 1: of his players. Wow.

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00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:19,120
Speaker 2: From alf the Alien opiners, we have these accused? The

465
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Speaker 2: streamer claimed that the KFC had was better than Big

466
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Speaker 2: Baller's chicken that I guess by Milkman Mike and Colorado's

467
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Speaker 2: just like Frank said, stealing his Gobba gool the gobaul.

468
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:39,359
Speaker 2: Kathy in Madison says he accused the streamer of cheating

469
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Speaker 2: on the Benny Awards election, accused him of saying Jordan

470
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Speaker 2: is better than lebron from tim Timmy in Busco, Indiana.

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Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Page down? He can't read that?

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Speaker 2: All right, that's enough, that's enough, all right, do you

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Speaker 2: have an answer? Hornet Star LaMelo Ball got into a

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Speaker 2: dust up with a streamer accusing him of a.

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Speaker 1: Blank spilling his cereal on his bed. All right, is

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Speaker 1: that the answer? Let's find out.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 2: Hornet Star Lamello Ball got in her dust up with

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Speaker 2: a streamer accusing him of leaking.

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Speaker 1: His phone number live on a stream. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: oh MG. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Years ago, there was a I think it was the

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Speaker 2: Associated Press, which at one point was the bastion.

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Speaker 1: Of journalism anymore.

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Speaker 2: Not people really don't really care much about the as

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Speaker 2: social press anymore, but back in the day it was

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Speaker 2: a really a big deal, right, A lot of cachet

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Speaker 2: and I think.

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Speaker 1: This was an email they I don't know if they

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Speaker 1: got hacked. I forget all the detail. It's been a

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Speaker 1: long time.

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Speaker 2: Every single every single contact the Associated Press had in

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Speaker 2: their rolodex at the time they leaked, and I got

494
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Speaker 2: my hands on this. I had Henry Aaron's phone number.

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Speaker 2: I had Wilt Chamberlain's phone number.

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Speaker 1: This was in the nineties, Michael Jordan, all their phone

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Speaker 1: numbers and it was awesome.

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Speaker 2: But then everyone found out about it and then they

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Speaker 2: all changed their numbers.

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Speaker 1: So it worked for about a day. And those days

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Speaker 1: news did not move as fast because there was no Internet.

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Speaker 1: It was like AOL that was what we had.

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Speaker 2: So let's get back to the calls, and let's say,

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Speaker 2: hell over, it is Friday the thirteenth.

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Speaker 1: So who better to talk to on Friday the thirteenth.

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Speaker 2: Than Andrea in Berkeley as one of our nominees for

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Speaker 2: Female Caller of the Year. And what do we need

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Speaker 2: to know Andrea as it is the thirteenth day of Friday.

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Speaker 7: Hello, Ben, how are you?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Fuck check check with you on Saturday the fourteenth.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, there's actually three Friday the thirteenth this year.

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Speaker 1: And I was going to say, didn't we just have

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Speaker 1: We sure.

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Speaker 7: Did last month Florina. Yeah, so there's three of them

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Speaker 7: this year. And you know, it all depends how you

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Speaker 7: look at it. Some people think thirteen is a powerful number,

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Speaker 7: and some people think that it's not so Friday the thirteenth.

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Speaker 7: It's all, you know, kind of how you look at it.

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Speaker 7: So I don't necessarily see it as negative. I remember

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Speaker 7: one of my spiritual teachers said that, you know, if

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Speaker 7: they're saying it's really negative, then you know there's a

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Speaker 7: lot of power in there. But be that as it may.

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Speaker 7: With mercury retrograde, I want to thank everyone for correcting

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Speaker 7: the female Caller of the Year from Andrea the Astrology

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Speaker 7: Lady to Andrea the Astrology Insider. Yeah, and that was

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Speaker 7: just a perfect example ben of mercury retrograde. You know,

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Speaker 7: when you've got to just you know, a little snaphoo,

529
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Speaker 7: when you got to redo, reassess and change. And I

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Speaker 7: just want to thank you guys for thinking on your

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Speaker 7: feet and it was corrected in a few minutes. And

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Speaker 7: as a virgo, you know into details, I really appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Well, good luck on that.

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Speaker 2: You've got a very good chance of winning then, as

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Speaker 2: there's just two in your category, So you're you're dominating

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Speaker 2: as a.

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Speaker 1: Representing all the women. Do you feel the pressure, No,

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Speaker 1: I think it's more of.

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Speaker 7: An honor because I've carved out this unique niche of

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Speaker 7: sports and astrology being a woman, and it's just sort of,

541
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Speaker 7: you know, gaining momentum and getting more women in the

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Speaker 7: field and being really positive about it. And I think

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Speaker 7: you mentioned at the beginning of the show something about

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Speaker 7: it was like me and one other name in the

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Speaker 7: front in the first you know, excellent and uh, you know,

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Speaker 7: it's just really a privilege to be nominated and just

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Speaker 7: to combine my two passions of sports and astrology. You know,

548
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 7: not everyone gets to kind of live their dream in

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Speaker 7: that part of their life. So thank you for the

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Speaker 7: opportunity to.

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Speaker 1: Well listen, You've done a great job.

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00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 2: You've had a lot of interesting things, right that you

553
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 2: wrote for The Athletic a few times.

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00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, TV Star in the Bay Area. You've appeared

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00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 1: on some TV shows.

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00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, a lot of TV in the Bay Area

557
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 7: and CVS New Sunday Morning where I mentioned the Ben

558
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Speaker 7: Malor Show, and that was really cool. They showed a

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Speaker 7: little clip of you know me back in the day

560
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 7: writing on Twitter to your Twitter feed and uh, you know,

561
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:46,400
Speaker 7: happy to be of service and share your show. And

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00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 7: I appreciate your open mindedness, bend and having me and

563
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 7: having a different perspective. And it's just really even fun

564
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Speaker 7: doing this with the mal and militia.

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Speaker 2: And thank you did a good job. Well, thank you, Andrea.

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Speaker 2: Friday thirteenth, there you are, so watch out, be careful today.

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Speaker 1: There you go, watch out, there she goes.

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00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 2: All right, fun fact? You want a fun fact on Friday?

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Speaker 2: Let me see if Andrew in Bakersfield wants a fun fact. Andrew,

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Speaker 2: do you want a fun fact about Friday the thirteenth?

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Speaker 1: Andrew? What's that?

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00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 3: I said?

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Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, here we go. Here's your fun factor.

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Speaker 4: The fun fact.

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Speaker 2: Is it true that on Friday February thirteenth, way back

576
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Speaker 2: in nineteen seventy, that was the day that heavy metal

577
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 2: music was born?

578
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 1: How about that?

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Speaker 5: Yep?

580
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Speaker 2: Black Sabbath debuted their album February thirteenth, nineteen seventy and

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Speaker 2: they are the forefathers of what has become that genre

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Speaker 2: of music.

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Speaker 1: That's a fun fact. There you go.

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Speaker 2: Also, it is believed that one of the reasons that

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Speaker 2: people are superstitious about Friday the thirteenth is because there

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Speaker 2: were thirteen guests at the Last Supper and that's why.

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Speaker 1: But you knew that, Andrew, right, you knew that?

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00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I knew there were thirteen if I

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Speaker 3: thought about it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hey, I think Andrea seriously. I appreciate her. I

592
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Speaker 3: think she should be the caller of the millenniums. She's

593
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 3: very nice, kind and anyways, that's my vote.

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Speaker 1: You would like her to have a lifetime achievement or

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Speaker 1: you would.

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Speaker 3: Like that, Yeah, something like that trophy cookies.

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Speaker 1: Cookie, what kind of cookie? Chocolate chip?

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00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, gotta be chocolate chip? Playing no nuts?

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00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, gotcha nuts?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't call about that. We'll give me an

601
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Speaker 2: amazing take here, Andrew, would you have an amazing take?

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00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 1: Is there an amazing take in there?

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00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 3: Yeah? It might last? Comments on Bam, Well, let's just

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00:33:55,920 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 3: call him Bams. It's like, okay, you mentioned an arcade

605
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 3: Street Fighter two. In the arcade, there were certain moves

606
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 3: you could do that were cheap, and you could just

607
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 3: do them over and over and you couldn't block them

608
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,919
Speaker 3: like ryu. You could do a front flip to a kick,

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Speaker 3: to a sweep, and we used to call it cheese,

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Speaker 3: you know, you're cheesing. And we used to ride our

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Speaker 3: bike to Batters up in Manchester and Margarita and play.

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Speaker 3: And that's what I think. It's like, like, you know,

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Speaker 3: when a team is down or up three points and

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Speaker 3: they sala guy right away so he doesn't attempt a

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Speaker 3: three pointer. I don't even agree with that. I think

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Speaker 3: that's cheap, but that's my thought. He it's major cheese.

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Speaker 1: In my opinion, it's cheesy.

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Speaker 2: Is it nacho cheese or is it like a provolone

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Speaker 2: cheese or pepper jack possibly a pepper Jack cheese.

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Speaker 3: I would say nacho cheese.

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Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, all right.

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Speaker 2: Hot take from Andrew, who revealed he's in Bakersfield now,

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Speaker 2: but he revealed clearly he grew up in Orange County

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Speaker 2: as a kid Rancho Santa Margareta.

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Speaker 1: That's the high school that Carson.

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Speaker 2: Palmer, former NFL quarterback Carson Palmer. So Bonus Factory. We've

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Speaker 2: got Big Ben's lame Jokes of the week, all the

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Speaker 2: best singers, all the best one liners.

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Speaker 1: I see weed Man is there, so and we boy,

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Speaker 1: we need jokes, crazy stuff going on out there in

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Speaker 1: the world.

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Speaker 2: So we'll have Big Bend's lame jokes of the week.

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Speaker 2: We'll get to that and we will.

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Speaker 1: Do it next.

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Speaker 4: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific, Bill.

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Speaker 2: we look forward to. So check that out fifth hour

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Speaker 2: podcast all of it on the iHeartRadio.

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Speaker 4: App Knock Knock, Who's there? Blame week, Blame wee too,

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Speaker 4: it's Big Ben's lame joke of the week.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it.

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Speaker 2: A man nominated for the Caller of the Year at

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Speaker 2: the Benny's Will he win it?

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Speaker 1: Weed Man? Hippie Yello? We men?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Great? I told Coopy, I said, weed Man is on

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Speaker 2: the show two days a week.

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Speaker 1: He does not listen to the show. And you just

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Speaker 1: confirmed it. You do not. You have no, you had

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Speaker 1: no idea that you were nominated. No, that is. Let

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Speaker 1: me see how.

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Speaker 3: You're doing him good?

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Speaker 1: You know Page then let's see. Yeah, pretty good. You

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Speaker 1: don't seem that excited about it. Uh yeah, yeah, it's close.

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Speaker 1: It's too close to call, early on, too close to call.

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Speaker 1: And by the way, why are we I've got to vote.

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Speaker 2: I know how many peop voted so far, but some

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Speaker 2: people haven't voted for all the categories.

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Speaker 1: Why would you bother voting if you're not going to

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Speaker 1: vote for all the categories?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I always wonder that that happens every year.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand, I don't care it anyway, Well, let's

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Speaker 2: do it right now here we go weed Man.

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Speaker 1: These are actual jokes by actual listeners.

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Speaker 2: What happened when Weedman Hippie walked into a hospital?

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Speaker 1: What they declared a code green?

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Speaker 2: That's from well some exciting news. Did you know that

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Speaker 2: weed Man hippy? This is from John and Youngstan Ohio.

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Speaker 2: Did you know that weed Man Hippie retained and broke

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Speaker 2: two Guinness Book of.

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Speaker 1: World records recently?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you retained the tallest pile of human crap and

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Speaker 2: the second you broke the record for the smelliest pile

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Speaker 2: of crap.

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Speaker 1: So it congratulates for duds. John? That all right?

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Speaker 2: Who would win in a verbal octagon between weed Man

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Speaker 2: and a cockroach?

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Speaker 3: Who?

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Speaker 2: Well, obviously the cockroach weed Man would get disqualified for

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Speaker 2: being dirty.

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Speaker 1: That's Kurt from her. It's Friday, the thirteenth. Weed Man.

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Speaker 1: People are being very mean.

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Speaker 2: What is weed Man Hippie's favorite prank to play on someone?

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Speaker 2: What doorbell ditch weed? That's Drew in Minnesota sent that

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Speaker 2: one in? What is weed Man's constant night terror?

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Speaker 1: What having a job.

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Speaker 2: That would be Noah in Austin. How does toothless hippie

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Speaker 2: earn a living?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 1: The old fashioned way? Wow?

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Speaker 2: Lucky Tony, come on now, lucky to all rights?

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Speaker 1: Hello? What happened to weed Man's teeth? What? Apparently they

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Speaker 1: were turned into tartar sauce? Also from Lucky Tony?

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Speaker 3: My god?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: What does blind Scott and a rat have in common?

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Speaker 2: Why they're both blind and live in their parents' basement.

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Speaker 1: That's Cargo Pete. Back to the weed Man jokes.

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Speaker 2: You hear that weed Man sent Lorena a ring with

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Speaker 2: a fake diamond for Saint Patrick's Did you hear about that?

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Speaker 3: Wow? Really?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 2: She was offended and called weed Man cheap and he

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Speaker 2: told her it was a genuine sham.

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Speaker 1: Rock is what she's said. Let's say Tom and all right?

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Speaker 1: In high school, what was weed Man voted most likely

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Speaker 1: to be? What Stone broke? From Surfer Top of the Communian.

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Speaker 2: Why is Weedman the perfect long distance husband for Lisa?

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Speaker 3: Why?

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Speaker 2: Because he's always high on love and since he has

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Speaker 2: no teeth, he never gives her any lip.

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Speaker 1: That's Daryl in the Ozarts. They all right?

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Speaker 2: Why does Loraina enjoy working on the bet Mallor show

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Speaker 2: so much from Bobby and Flora.

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Speaker 1: Much like Disneyland, It's a Mickey mouse operation, is what

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Speaker 1: it is. All right.

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Speaker 2: Well, thanks to everybody, Thank you weed Man, appreciate what

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Speaker 2: we go, allright, have a great weekend weed man, here

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Speaker 2: you go, all right,