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Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on demand. How exactly is your day

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Speaker 1: going to go today? So Jebel Show is going to

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Speaker 1: be one of those days where it's a Friday and

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Speaker 1: you got big plans for the evening. That's a good day.

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Speaker 1: Or is it gonna be Friday? Got big plans for

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Speaker 1: the evening then they get canceled. You don't have to

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Speaker 1: do anything. That's a great day. It's gonna be good.

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Speaker 1: You'll find out right now. Without his daily vibration, it's

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Speaker 1: a nature of dreams. Yeah, I wonder how many people

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Speaker 1: actually like don't mind the plans being canceled when plans

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Speaker 1: are I see, I always feel about when I canceled

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Speaker 1: on somebody like being in there, like really wanted to go. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's why I never feel bad because and I read

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Speaker 1: that survey the other day. I think it was in

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Speaker 1: the I N N that's seventy percent of people like

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Speaker 1: it when plans get canceled. So that's why I stopped

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Speaker 1: feeling bad. At some point I was like, dude, I

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Speaker 1: think everybody gets excited. I just don't want to forgot

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Speaker 1: about that. So seventy percent answering my question. All right,

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Speaker 1: it's time to raise your vibration by doing your one

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Speaker 1: car taro draw. So while I shulvel my cars, think

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Speaker 1: of a question about a situation that's going on in

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Speaker 1: your life that you need clarity on, and then be

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Speaker 1: open and aware of receiving messages throughout your day. All right,

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Speaker 1: here we go. What are Oh you know, today's a

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Speaker 1: full moon. I get mad at myself because I always

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Speaker 1: forget to mention in awful moons. Okay, here we got

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Speaker 1: the card. I got it. Okay, the King of Worry.

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Speaker 1: Try to guess what that is. Try to guess what

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Speaker 1: card that is. This is v card of worry, which

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Speaker 1: also happens to be my minor ar conic car, the

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Speaker 1: five appentacles, and it's upright, which is a completely different

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Speaker 1: message than reversed. And it's a clear sign of worry,

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Speaker 1: not okay and never be okay. We feel like problems

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Speaker 1: at your faults but okay. So the fives and Taro

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Speaker 1: bring conflict and challenges always, and receiving this card upright

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Speaker 1: on the day of the full moon, it's a clear

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Speaker 1: sign that we need to be aware of our thoughts

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Speaker 1: and our actions, our feelings, our intentions, and the full

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Speaker 1: moon typically brings heightened emotions and weird things tend to

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Speaker 1: happen on these days. But if you're aware of the

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Speaker 1: moon cycle and the cause and effects that it has

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Speaker 1: on our vibration, then these times will be easier to

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Speaker 1: manage for you. Now stick deeper into the five A Pentacles.

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Speaker 1: I know this like the back of my hand because

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Speaker 1: it's my minor arconic card. Everybody has a minor arconic

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Speaker 1: card that's associated with the date of their birth. So

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Speaker 1: look up yours and pentacles rules finances, family, and health,

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Speaker 1: and will come at a time during a reading where

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Speaker 1: you may be sabotaging your ability to create abundance and

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Speaker 1: usually because you're focused on what you lack or what

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Speaker 1: you're doing wrong. Let me just tell you, if you're

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Speaker 1: focused on the negative things that might happen or do happen,

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Speaker 1: then be careful because your manifesting powers will create the

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Speaker 1: outcomes that you do not want, which is exactly that

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Speaker 1: negative thoughts and the negative whatever you're feeling about yourself,

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Speaker 1: it's going to happen because that is called manifesting. Even

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Speaker 1: all you've accomplished, because whether you think so or not,

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Speaker 1: you've done a lot. Honestly, you're in charge of your

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Speaker 1: own everything. So if you're worrying, you're worrying. Nobody's making

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Speaker 1: you worry. We're just worrying, and you have to figure

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Speaker 1: out how to fix that. Also, what you said about

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Speaker 1: depression pretty much my whole life until recently, you feel alone, right,

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Speaker 1: A lot of people that feel alone aren't actually alone.

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Speaker 1: would you That's a good question, and I would say no,

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Speaker 1: It could always be worse. As always, I close out

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Speaker 1: the daily vibration with a daily affirmation, So it isn't

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Speaker 1: who I am that holds me back, it's who I

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Speaker 1: think I am. Not have a great day, that was

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Speaker 1: your daily vibration, that's all. Remember you can all the

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Speaker 1: show on social media. At the Jewel Show, follow all

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Speaker 1: of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that Dreas,

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Speaker 1: I'm at Evan on the radio. I remember in Christian Grace. Now,

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Speaker 1: sorry about that, you're good at I was just having

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Speaker 1: It's another Jebil phone frame Mornings, a brand new phone.

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Speaker 1: Frank and Sebastian's on the phone and he's setting up

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Speaker 1: his wife today for a phone prank because they've just

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Speaker 1: moved and they've been waiting eleven weeks for their brand

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Speaker 1: she gets so passed. So um, I was thinking, like,

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Speaker 1: if what if y'all call her and tell her it's broken?

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Speaker 1: I would love to do that. Yes, let's do it.

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Speaker 1: Thank you? All? Right, here we go. Hello, Hi, this

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Speaker 1: is ted Tha, but don't call from furniture. Is this Danielle? Oh? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: This isn't she? Hello Danielle, how are you doing today?

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Speaker 1: I am calling to let you know that your couch

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Speaker 1: shipped it yet. Well, no, it's not quite done being tested.

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of couches being tested. What is that? Well,

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Speaker 1: and that is the reason it has taken so long.

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Speaker 1: And they should have explained that to you when you

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Speaker 1: purchase this couch. I mean it's a three thousand dollar couch.

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Speaker 1: But each and every one of our couches is tested

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Speaker 1: in live. I don't know what that mean. Is just

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Speaker 1: hearing from you is you want the couch to send

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Speaker 1: I can do. You're understanding me, yes, But if those

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Speaker 1: we will totally test out that couch, make sure I

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Speaker 1: can handle the pushing. Okay, oh my god, are you

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Speaker 1: saying what I think you're saying? Well, it depends on

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Speaker 1: what you think I'm saying. Also, I am sitting on

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Speaker 1: this beauty right now, and it is such a comfortable couch.

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Speaker 1: You are gonna love it. Your family's gonna love it.

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Speaker 1: I've had it in my living room for three weeks

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Speaker 1: Though it is beautiful, you're sitting on the couch that

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Speaker 1: I paid three thousand dollars for it and and has waited

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go ahead and get that done and

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Speaker 1: then send this right out to you. You only just

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Speaker 1: cancel the couch. I don't want any Oh my goodness,

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, Oh my goodness, Oh my goodness. What hello,

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Speaker 1: daniel are you still that? Are you still on the phone, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: Are you still on the phone? Regretfully? Yes, goodness, Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm so glad we didn't send this couch to you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, it just it just broke into I

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Speaker 1: think a thousand million pieces. That couch was definitely not

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Speaker 1: life certified. I'm angry right now on your behalf, and

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Speaker 1: sorry that couches did. That couch is gone. I'm so sorry. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So why don't you just do me a favor, called

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Speaker 1: your manager Otherwise I am hanging up. Cancel my order,

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Speaker 1: Your couch is perfectly fine, and your husband's on the

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Speaker 1: phone say how to Sebasian, baby, what's the what? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, what a performance, Danielle. This is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from the Jewel Show and your husbands Sebastian doing a

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Speaker 1: If I got the call, I'm so mad at you,

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Speaker 1: hey babe, but um, maybe we could do the pushing

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Speaker 1: tests ourselves. Oh my god, no, literally because of all

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Speaker 1: tests for a very long time. Okase about the Jebil

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Speaker 1: Show on demand? It's time four of the Roses only

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Speaker 1: on the Jewbil Show. I'd like to ask stupid questions sometimes,

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Speaker 1: stupid question If somebody still has Tinder on their phone

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Speaker 1: and you're in a relationship with them, are they cheating? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Probably most likely. And Megan is on the phone today

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Speaker 1: for a War of the Roses to catch a cheater.

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Speaker 1: It sucks Megan. I'm not making fun of your situation, obviously,

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Speaker 1: that's a terrible thing. And I guess that's why Megan

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Speaker 1: a second, but first, Megan, thank you for your email.

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Speaker 1: Like we always tell everybody, sorry, you have to come

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Speaker 1: on the show like this. So you've been here with

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Speaker 1: your boyfriend for three months? Right? Yes? How well has

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Speaker 1: your relationship been going? I'd say you? Oh, I mean recently,

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Speaker 1: we just had our are we official? Talk? And nice

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Speaker 1: suspicious because you saw Tinder on his phone? Yeah? Did

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Speaker 1: you guys, you know, have the whole conversation about deleting

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Speaker 1: People will find a way a lot of hours in

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Speaker 1: on demand, Jebils dirty little Secrets. It's time for your

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Speaker 1: If you have a dirty little secret, you can tell

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Speaker 1: they come, right, So you would just tell people that

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Speaker 1: you were from Canada, and then how would you do

422
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Speaker 1: like would you change your accent or how would you

423
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Speaker 1: do that? How would you prove that a little bit?

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Speaker 1: I I was doing like the a boot and uh

425
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Speaker 1: like I kind of kind of getting more into the

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Speaker 1: like the campy and I just it became like it

427
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,919
Speaker 1: felt I think it was survival. Like I didn't realize

428
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Speaker 1: until I go over there, like how little people like

429
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:20,000
Speaker 1: they're not fans of Americans. Yeah, neither is Cuba. Jubilo

430
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 1: and I went to Cuba a couple of years ago.

431
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Speaker 1: We said that we were from Canada too. Yeah, they

432
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,040
Speaker 1: told us, like a tour guide guy was like, hey,

433
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Speaker 1: just say you're from Canada. They like they like Canadians.

434
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Speaker 1: Way Betters are typically very polite too, they are. Yeah,

435
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Speaker 1: so that's nice. Yeah, it was just it felt it

436
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:38,240
Speaker 1: felt like the thing. But it was just it kind

437
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Speaker 1: of like I did research on it, like Canada, like

438
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Speaker 1: you know, I had to like learn about it a

439
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Speaker 1: little bit because you know, if anyone started asking you

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Speaker 1: questions like any hostels or anything. It was just like

441
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Speaker 1: I got into deep. Yeah. Yeah, I try to order

442
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Speaker 1: a molesen at every pub you went to or bar

443
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Speaker 1: you went too. You're like, She's like, I don't know

444
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Speaker 1: what that mean? Yeah, something right, something maple syrup with

445
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Speaker 1: my Mulsenee No, still no idea. All right, Well, thank

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Speaker 1: you for telling us you her a little secret. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you, all right. I just got this text in

448
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Speaker 1: at four one o six one that says that they

449
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:17,080
Speaker 1: used to pretend to be Canadian too when they would

450
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,520
Speaker 1: go on vacation. I guess a lot of people pretend

451
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:21,200
Speaker 1: to be Canadian when they go on vacations. But the

452
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,320
Speaker 1: text in at four one six one says once they

453
00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:25,920
Speaker 1: were pretending to be Canadian on a plane to someone

454
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Speaker 1: that they thought was foreign, and that person was also Canadian,

455
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Speaker 1: and the place that they claimed to be from was

456
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,760
Speaker 1: the same place. And then they had to eventually come

457
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Speaker 1: clean because they couldn't answer any questions about the town.

458
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Speaker 1: What an awkward plane ride, just like yeah, no, I

459
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Speaker 1: get a boot the Toronto all the Yeah, I'm lying,

460
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm I'm from Charleston. Yeah. It would have

461
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:50,080
Speaker 1: been amazing if they actually ended up both faking it

462
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,240
Speaker 1: right and the other guy's like, yeah, dude, I'm I'm

463
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 1: from Kentucky and like, I just act Canadian whenever I'm

464
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Speaker 1: out of the country because people hate American. Yeah, why

465
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Speaker 1: do people do that? Like we did it for our safety, right,

466
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 1: and why are people doing it for fun? That's not fun.

467
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,800
Speaker 1: It is weird though, how you go to other countries

468
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 1: and they just hate on America so much. But then

469
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,480
Speaker 1: you go to other countries and then you sit in

470
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Speaker 1: a restaurant and you look for the loud people wearing,

471
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Speaker 1: like wearing the most ridiculous clothing, and it's usually Americans vacation. Yeah,

472
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Speaker 1: there would be a reality show, Americans on Vacation, The

473
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Speaker 1: Jewel Show on Demand. Welcome to the i n N,

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For Friday, March eighteenth, twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh

476
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 1: and Kanye West has a new thing to be angry at,

477
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:38,280
Speaker 1: and this time it's space. Why is he a pissed

478
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Speaker 1: at the Cosmos? Will tell you in a second, but

479
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Speaker 1: first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and Kim

480
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Speaker 1: Kay was on Ellen this week and I have a

481
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Speaker 1: clip of her talking about something that her boyfriend Pete

482
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,920
Speaker 1: Davidson did and it's beyond funny and totally Kim and

483
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Speaker 1: I'll play the clip coming right up. I'm English Evan

484
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,680
Speaker 1: And if at first you don't succeed, try and try

485
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Speaker 1: and try and try and try and try again. Lauren,

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Speaker 1: that coming under my story and I'm Christian Grace Snow

487
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,239
Speaker 1: and news flash to everyone, it's twenty twenty two. If

488
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:06,399
Speaker 1: you're going to steal some you're gonna get caught. Okay,

489
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Speaker 1: that's all coming up on the I ND Idiot News

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Speaker 1: networkers port the news. But for your first story of

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Speaker 1: the day, Pete Davidson, the dude that's now with Kim

492
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:15,480
Speaker 1: Kardashian that Kanye West won't stop bullying. There was a

493
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 1: report out a little while ago that he was going

494
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Speaker 1: to be going to space with Jeff Bezos. Oh and

495
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 1: apparently it's been confirmed Davidson is going to space. He'll

496
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Speaker 1: be part of the next Blue Origin mission. That's cool. Third,

497
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,680
Speaker 1: that's dope. Though I'm jealous of Pete Davidson. You should go.

498
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,920
Speaker 1: I want to go. I don't have like four million dollars.

499
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 1: I think that's what it costs or million dollars. This

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00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 1: is the I n nd Idiant News Network where idiots

501
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:41,119
Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. For next story of the day,

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00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,680
Speaker 1: let's send it on over to Alex pretty as she

503
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Speaker 1: was on location on the launchpad. Sorry to have to

504
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 1: talk about this because it is the biggest lob scandal

505
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:50,720
Speaker 1: right now, and I'm really hoping that it'll be overstand

506
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 1: for Pete's sake and Kim's sake. I mean, I don't

507
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,320
Speaker 1: really approve the bullying. Kim was on Ellen this week

508
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Speaker 1: and she was talking about a tattoo that pecot and

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Speaker 1: I'm just going to play a club of her talk

510
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Speaker 1: talking about it. Pretty funny. The Kim one isn't a tattoo.

511
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 1: It's actually a branding, like a branding or Ellen's face

512
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 1: just staring at her like that's all I wanted to

513
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,520
Speaker 1: describe was from now on, just say the word and

514
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 1: say it again. But she was taking her hand and

515
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 1: she had like her other hand like in a fist,

516
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 1: and then she was like like a branding. And then

517
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Speaker 1: he's like hitting her fist like rock piper scissors and

518
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:36,120
Speaker 1: it was a rock like a branding. It's actually a branding,

519
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 1: like a branding. I'm sure be a viral sound on TikTok.

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00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,480
Speaker 1: I was just thinking, we have to make a real

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Speaker 1: out of that for funny. That's all I was sending

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Speaker 1: it back to you. Thank you very much. You can

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Speaker 1: actually hear her brain trying to work, says the i

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Speaker 1: N and the Adian News Network Radiates aren't just someone

525
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Speaker 1: news the report the new next. Sorry that it's an

526
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Speaker 1: on overding the shaping he am with? What's going on anymore? Here?

527
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Speaker 1: I know what, I'll get this back on track. It's

528
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Speaker 1: actually a branding. Like a branding, I got a back

529
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Speaker 1: on track. I'm with a medical student in India who

530
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:16,920
Speaker 1: surgically implanted a Bluetooth device into their own ear to

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Speaker 1: cheat in their final exam. It was the studiest final

532
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: attempt to clear the exam after reportedly failing it since

533
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Speaker 1: getting admission into the college eleven years ago. So I

534
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 1: imagine he's really struggling to pass that. That's scary. Sounds like,

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00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:34,400
Speaker 1: why can he not pass it? Move on? He didn't

536
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Speaker 1: pass the test for cheating and got kicked out. He

537
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:42,159
Speaker 1: didn't even pass? Are you kidding? Were these questions? I

538
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,920
Speaker 1: mean really hard medical questions? I mean, was he not studying?

539
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 1: I doubt it. If you really want to put a

540
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:50,399
Speaker 1: Bluetooth device in your ear, you're probably not studying all

541
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 1: the time you were performing surgery on yourself. You could

542
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 1: have just been studying, you know, maybe you would have

543
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 1: been okay, yeah, only we were there. This was a

544
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 1: medical student. Yeah, and they put a Bluetooth device in

545
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 1: her ear? To cheat on a final exam, but they failed. Yes,

546
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 1: how did they not get credit for installing the Bluetooth

547
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Speaker 1: device in their ear? It seems to me like he

548
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 1: already knows what he needs today. Yeah, makes her credit

549
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: was something I was very good at cheating in school,

550
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,479
Speaker 1: and you'd go cool. I got caught cheating a lot

551
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,200
Speaker 1: in school when I was a senior in high school,

552
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 1: I had eighth grade math class, and so obviously I

553
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 1: got caught cheating a lot. This is the I n

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Speaker 1: the idiot news network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,359
Speaker 1: For next story, they let's send it on over to

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00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 1: Christian Gray Snow who is on location. I don't know where.

557
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 1: I'm in London Town. London Town, Yes, because nurse Angelie

558
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 1: Andrade ordered something from air Mas, and I just want

559
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 1: to say, she's a nurse and only twenty nine years

560
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 1: old and out here affording Airmas. You get it, girls, Yes, Okay?

561
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 1: And so she ordered it and got a package notification

562
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 1: like something has arrived, but when she sent her husband

563
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 1: down to get it ten minutes later, it was gone.

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Speaker 1: So she pulled up the security footage of her apartment

565
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 1: building and it was the mailman dropped it off a while,

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Speaker 1: left and came back thirteen minutes later, all her air

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Speaker 1: mass package and a package of her neighbors that he

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Speaker 1: had just dropped. Yeah, but what is ms. You don't

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Speaker 1: know what that is. It's a pasha mL, it's a designer.

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Speaker 1: Heard of a broken bag. No, there's like the most

571
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Speaker 1: expensive person buy. They're like twenty stole it. So wait,

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Speaker 1: the story spoke h r m A z E. No,

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Speaker 1: not like her maid h E r M e s.

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Speaker 1: That's homes. No, it's French Evan, her mass hermis. No,

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Speaker 1: I know spelling, that's homes you know, I've seen the story.

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Speaker 1: It's the home stool. I'm glad you didn't go in

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Speaker 1: there and call it that silent letter. That was the

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Speaker 1: i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: for another card hitting report from the I n N. Remember,

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Speaker 1: you can follow the show on social media at the

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Speaker 1: Jewil Show. Follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel

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Speaker 1: Fresh that dress, I'm at Evan on the radio, and

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Speaker 1: I'm at Christian Grace. Now the Jebil Show on demand.

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Speaker 1: It's another Jubil Phone frame day mornings on that's twenties. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: my name is Jericho. I'm calling from the Apple Genius

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00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:14,160
Speaker 1: Bar and Jason, your computer has been in here for

588
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 1: a couple of days. I got an update for you,

589
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 1: and I figured it was probably a good time to

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00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 1: call you since you're on your lunch break. How are

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00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 1: you doing? Oh? Yeah, cool? Did I tell you I

592
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 1: was on my watch break or something. I well, you

593
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Speaker 1: don't know if you did earlier with anybody, but I just,

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Speaker 1: you know, figured i'd call you while you were taking

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00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 1: a break from work so I could go over a

596
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 1: few things about your computer. So the keyboard has been

597
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 1: giving you problems obviously, Yeah, that's space bar sticks. The

598
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 1: space bar sticks, I know, and we can get that

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00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 1: fixed up for you right away. And I also wanted

600
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: to maybe alert you to a few other issues, so

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00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:52,479
Speaker 1: oh okay, like what, well, I was inspecting your computer

602
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 1: and I've gone through all the necessary checks and that

603
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 1: we have to do to make sure everything's right, and

604
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know that your keyboard

605
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 1: it's an issue. And also I think that your girlfriend,

606
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: Madeline is cheating on you, so I would love to

607
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 1: be able to investigate that for you. Further, if you

608
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 1: would like, what is your privacy policy? Because I just

609
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 1: brought in the computer for a hardware issue. Yes, you did,

610
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 1: and it sounds like you've got a hardware issue with

611
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 1: the keyboard and you've also got a software issue. Been

612
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 1: the software would be with your heart and I don't

613
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 1: want that to happen to you, Jason, And you seem

614
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 1: like a good guy, like it seemed like you have

615
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 1: a good family, seems like you have a lot of

616
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 1: fun with your friends pisses me off. Maybe looking at

617
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 1: people's private messages. Okay, the fixing of the computer, Your

618
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 1: computer's be fixed, no problem. But I mean I feel

619
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Speaker 1: like maybe the issue that might be going on with

620
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: your girlfriend's the bigger thing that we should fix together,

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Speaker 1: you and I, Jason. Look, I've got a lot of

622
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 1: questions about how you got this information. You can't be

623
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 1: just looking through people's private messages on their laptops when

624
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 1: they bring them in. You just get basic fixed. So well,

625
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 1: it's I mean, it's it's you know, it's pretty standard.

626
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 1: You dropped the computer off, and we go through all

627
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 1: the checks and I had to open up the messages

628
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: to make sure that the program was functioning. Correctly. And

629
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 1: then then I saw your conversation when I thought of three,

630
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 1: I thought it was a sweet conversation between you and

631
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Speaker 1: your girlfriend. I like to look at those because it

632
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 1: makes my heart warm. And then I was reading and

633
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, I really liked this couple a

634
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 1: lot because you guys seems super cute. So then you're

635
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 1: going through my messages and you're looking at my pictures. Yes,

636
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 1: I looked at the pictures and I was like, wow,

637
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 1: they're super cute. And then I was like, I gotta

638
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: find out more about her. I wonder if she's the

639
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 1: Apple customer, probably because Apple customers everywhere. So I pulled

640
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 1: up her name and then I saw her account and

641
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: so I logged it into hers and I looked at

642
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 1: the cloud and I found her and picture. I found

643
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,479
Speaker 1: pictures of her and another guy around the same time

644
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 1: that you were taking those pictures. What are you okay?

645
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 1: I also saw messages between her and another guy who

646
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 1: I'm assuming it's probably him who what's his name? Well,

647
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't have his name because it

648
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 1: wasn't an Apple device, it was the Samsung device, so

649
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: I couldn't get the name, but I got the phone number.

650
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 1: I had not called it yet, but I want to

651
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: call it so we can. I'll investigate that more further

652
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: for you if you like, I would like to speak

653
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 1: to your manager. This is absolutely unaccepted. I'm just saying.

654
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: At the same time, I just I put the two together,

655
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 1: and I can tell that she's definitely thinking someone else,

656
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: and they're a lot older as well, that they're really Yes,

657
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 1: they're older, if older gentleman. He's pretty tall, kind of

658
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 1: brownished terror and he's balding a little bit in the middle,

659
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 1: which I thought it was weird because you have a

660
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 1: nice little head to hear. So she's definitely downgraded, if

661
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 1: that makes me feel better. But Dad, that's her dad

662
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 1: you're describing. She sees every week. Oh so that would

663
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 1: also explain why she called him. Oh she says dad,

664
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:38,480
Speaker 1: and her text message it's not daddy, though, I was thinking, like,

665
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 1: hey Daddy. So I'm sorry, that's a false alarm manager manager.

666
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: Now okay, well I can't do that because this is

667
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 1: actually a phone prank. It's actually a prank call, so

668
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 1: I can't do that. Sorry, Frank call. Yes, this is

669
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 1: actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank.

670
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 1: On you and your girlfriend Madeline set you up. No. Yeah,

671
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 1: she said that you just dropped your computer off at

672
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 1: the Apple Store and you're very paranoid about their privacy

673
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:09,279
Speaker 1: issues and she wanted me to screw with you. Oh

674
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 1: my god. The Jubil Show on Demand, First Date follow Up.

675
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 1: Allen is on the phone today for a first date

676
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 1: follow up because he's getting ghosted by a woman named Mariam.

677
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 1: He doesn't know why. We don't know why either. Nobody

678
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 1: knows why except for Miriam. No one, and we're not.

679
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 1: We don't, we're not. Miriam's not here to tell us.

680
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:30,799
Speaker 1: So we're gonna try to figure it out right now

681
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 1: and see if we can figure out why he's not

682
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 1: getting a call back from Miriam. But Colin, I'm just

683
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 1: as stumped as you are. You're welcome, Okay. So you

684
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 1: don't know why Miriam is ghosting you. No, I've got

685
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 1: no idea. I mean, you know it's yeah, I'm I'm

686
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 1: completely missed. Okay. And you're sure she's ghosting you? Oh?

687
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 1: Absolutely absolutely. I mean you know, we met, we went

688
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 1: out for a day, everything went off perfectly. But everything

689
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:03,320
Speaker 1: you know, Colin, you're English, Yeah, I'm originally from London.

690
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 1: Oh so a friend. Yeah, that's exciting for both of you, guys.

691
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: I'm excited for English Evan and Colin. I'm calling you.

692
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 1: Obviously listen to the show, so you listen. You probably

693
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 1: listened to the show for English Evan, right, like Evan,

694
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:23,799
Speaker 1: even anyone should listen to that. So you Americans got

695
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:28,360
Speaker 1: no idea what you're talking about anyway, Colin, So what happened?

696
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 1: Why do you think you're not getting a callback? Tell

697
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,759
Speaker 1: us about the date? So, like we were chatting for

698
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 1: a bit before we met, right, So, I mean, everything

699
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 1: seemed like it was going to be perfect, but you know,

700
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,799
Speaker 1: and like you know, like this the vibe wasn't right,

701
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 1: you know, like something was something was a little bit off.

702
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I just I mean, I can't put my

703
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 1: finger on it, honestly, you know. But so you just

704
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 1: think it was super awkward. Yeah, there was a little

705
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 1: bit of awkwardness. Yeah, I mean you're not just a bit.

706
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 1: There was a lot of awkwardness, you know, like like

707
00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,720
Speaker 1: I kept thinking like is there something in my teeth

708
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 1: of I got like, you know, did I not do

709
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 1: my eyes have lasal heads or something like? What is

710
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:08,839
Speaker 1: So why do you want to go on another date

711
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 1: with her then, oh, because she's fine. Okay, so you

712
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 1: want another shot because she's hot. Wow, that's a good right.

713
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,360
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, if I did something wrong that I

714
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 1: want to know about it, right because you know everyone Yeah, okay, Well,

715
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 1: how long has it been since your date? A couple

716
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 1: of weeks okay? And how many times you've reached out

717
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 1: to her in that time? About three or four? Well,

718
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 1: tell us what you guys did? What did you do

719
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 1: for the date? So? First of all, we met on Tinder, right, so,

720
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 1: and then we just you know, we just went out

721
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 1: for a couple of drinks and some dinner. You know,

722
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 1: she's not calling it back because she doesn't just like you.

723
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 1: Maybe she doesn't want date you. I mean, honestly, no,

724
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't mean to shoot my own horn,

725
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 1: but you know, like I'm usually a medal winner in

726
00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:59,439
Speaker 1: that department, you know, I just have a quick question.

727
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: So whenever her you said you heard back from her

728
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 1: that night, can you tell us exactly what she said

729
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 1: to you? What she excited? Did she seem like she

730
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 1: was excited to see you again? What did she seem

731
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 1: like she was thankful for the event that you took

732
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 1: her too. How was it? I mean it was kind

733
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:18,359
Speaker 1: of generic, honestly, So nothing about going out again, none

734
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 1: of that, no emojis, no, no, no. I believe you though,

735
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 1: with the whole thing about not having a problem dating.

736
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 1: I mean, you're an English guy in America. He's pretty

737
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 1: much slam it slam dunks for you. I don't know.

738
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 1: It took me twenty four years to lose my virgin,

739
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 1: but you're you. This guy is calling names even it

740
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 1: just like doubles the sex. You know it sounds six

741
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 1: feet tall. Yeah, at least you didn't. You didn't spend

742
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:47,359
Speaker 1: the whole time talking trash about America, did you. Maybe

743
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:51,840
Speaker 1: that's why? No, No, please would I I don't know

744
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: if you would, but you sound like you would to me, Colin, Colin,

745
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 1: would you? Well you've got sunk into the stick, my friends,

746
00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,399
Speaker 1: you've got the wrong end of the stick. Okay, Well,

747
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 1: I want to call into the stick just like all

748
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 1: the ladies do, except for Miriam, except for has the

749
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,000
Speaker 1: wrong end of the stick. I guess. So we'll figure

750
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:10,399
Speaker 1: out why she wants the wrong end of the stick

751
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 1: and figure out why she's not calling you back. You

752
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 1: can't think of anything though no reason. I mean a

753
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 1: parallel parks a little badly. I mean that might have been.

754
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 1: You know, that's a deal breaker, is it? Is it?

755
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 1: I mean, you guys drive on the wrong side of

756
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:27,399
Speaker 1: you're probably driving trying to parallel park on the wrong

757
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 1: side of the road. Holy crap. She's like, what's going on?

758
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 1: All right? So we'll play us on, come back in,

759
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 1: then call her and see if we can figure it

760
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,320
Speaker 1: out for you and find out if it was the

761
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 1: fact that you parallel park horribly a little bit. We'll

762
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 1: see if she's not calling you back because you're parallel

763
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 1: because you're parallel park a little bit off. All right,

764
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 1: we'll do it next. It's a jewel show right in

765
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:52,799
Speaker 1: the middle of your first date and follow up if

766
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 1: you're just joining us. Colin is on the phone and

767
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 1: Colin is not getting a call back from Miriam, a

768
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 1: woman he went on a day with, and if you

769
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 1: missed the first part, they just went they went out

770
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 1: for dinner and drinks. He thought that they had a

771
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 1: great time. He also said, normally he always gets a

772
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 1: call back. Why is that? I'll show you why right now, Colin,

773
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:13,359
Speaker 1: say hi to the people listening, Hello, my loved how

774
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,920
Speaker 1: are you English guy in America? He's probably doing pretty

775
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,440
Speaker 1: well anyway. He's not getting a call back from Miriam.

776
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 1: He doesn't know why. The only reason that he can

777
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 1: think of is that he parallel parked a tad bit off,

778
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 1: a little bit, a little bit off. Is that right, Colin,

779
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 1: that's correct. Yeah, you parked a little bit off. And

780
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:34,399
Speaker 1: that's the only reason that you can think that she's

781
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 1: not calling you back. We're about to get on the

782
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:36,880
Speaker 1: phone and find out see if we can figure it

783
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 1: out for you. Okay, you're ready, give her a ring,

784
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 1: Give her a ring. Okay, here we go. I'm dialing

785
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:54,279
Speaker 1: on the phonnel right now. Hello, Hi, may I speak

786
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:58,719
Speaker 1: to Marian Please. This is Miriam who's calling the Jewel Show.

787
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. My name is Jewe Fresh, my

788
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 1: name is Alex Fresh, my name is English Evan, and

789
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 1: I'm Christian Grace now and we're calling you because one

790
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:11,280
Speaker 1: of our listeners emailed the show about you. Uh sorry,

791
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:14,439
Speaker 1: I'm on a radio show. What's going on? We're calling

792
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 1: you because one of our listeners emailed emailed us about you.

793
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:21,239
Speaker 1: Oh okay, they called about me. They emailed us about

794
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 1: you because we do a segment on our show, and

795
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 1: it's called the first date follow up. That's where if

796
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 1: you go out on a date with someone and then

797
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 1: you end up not calling them back, they can email

798
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 1: us to get you on the phone and find out

799
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:38,800
Speaker 1: what happened. And we're wondering why you're not calling Colin back? Okay?

800
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, um Colin right, the English guy? That is true? Yes,

801
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 1: um uh look he would he was kind. I just Um,

802
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 1: how would you feel if you met a person and

803
00:40:57,239 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 1: then every other word out of their mouth was date, babe, babe, baby,

804
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:05,800
Speaker 1: called you baby? Yes, oh, the babe or baby in

805
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 1: like literally every every from the time that I got

806
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:14,320
Speaker 1: there until I left. He must a hundred times on

807
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 1: a first date. Yeah. Is it an English thing? Do

808
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 1: you think? Um? I have no, I don't know, I

809
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 1: don't I don't know. Well, I mean that's like a

810
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 1: pet name that you call your second offic out there. Well,

811
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 1: and also in England, it's the thing that you say

812
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 1: to just random people, you say, oh, how are you doing, babe?

813
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:31,439
Speaker 1: Like it's more of like a yeah if you're nice,

814
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 1: if you're like, you know, extroverted, outgoing and friendly. Yeah,

815
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 1: I mean I don't do it, but but you know,

816
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:37,840
Speaker 1: there are people who say like hun or honey or

817
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:41,400
Speaker 1: whatever things like that, but babe, Yeah, it was just

818
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:44,799
Speaker 1: really constant. Um. It was just after everything he said,

819
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 1: like babe this babe, got what can I get you

820
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 1: to drink? Babe? What what do you want for an appetizer? Baby?

821
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 1: It was weird and exhausting. Yeah, it was definitely. Um

822
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 1: it was a strange choice of word to use in

823
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 1: that kind of frequency. Okay, how come you didn't just

824
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:03,240
Speaker 1: tell him that you didn't want to date him anymore?

825
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:07,879
Speaker 1: I got. I don't really know. I just didn't since

826
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:09,440
Speaker 1: it was the first date. I just didn't think it

827
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 1: was necessary. Um. I yeah, I just knew immediately wasn't

828
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,240
Speaker 1: an act, And it was just kind of like, okay,

829
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,840
Speaker 1: first date, Like I don't owe you anything whatever. It

830
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 1: seems kind of like an act. I'm not sure, honestly,

831
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 1: I just wasn't think I did think that. Do you

832
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 1: think he's fake? English? Mariam? Do you think that's happening? Um,

833
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 1: that's not where my mind went. I guess that's a

834
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 1: possibility now that I'm thinking about it. Did we just

835
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 1: figure it out? That's extreme? I don't know. Okay, either way,

836
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 1: you're not calling him back because him calling you babe

837
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 1: and baby, that is weird on a first date. To

838
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 1: do that on a first date, That's true. Yeah, it

839
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 1: was just excessive, Yeah, exactly. Okay, I don't know, sadly,

840
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 1: it was just, you know, fifteen minutes time, I was

841
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:02,719
Speaker 1: pretty uh pretty certain that this wasn't an AX. So well,

842
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:09,720
Speaker 1: just sucks. I'm sorry. What. Oh, we didn't say anything.

843
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 1: I think that was Colin talking too early. I didn't

844
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 1: bring it on the phone yet, Colin. But fine, Colin

845
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 1: is actually on the line. Maryment wants to talk to you.

846
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:25,840
Speaker 1: Oh okay, you're kidding to talk about this. This is

847
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 1: so awkward. I mean, I just I really didn't think

848
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:33,880
Speaker 1: it was as much an obnoxious thing to do. I mean,

849
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 1: you know, it wasn't that. I mean I was a

850
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 1: little bit nervous, babe, you know, yeah, I don't. I'm

851
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 1: not sure how you could see an other another way.

852
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 1: It wasn't every single sense. I mean, you just said

853
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 1: it as I did it right now on purpose as

854
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:58,320
Speaker 1: a joke. I'm just trying to be sweet, honestly, okay,

855
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: but I'm telling you wasn't sweet. It was exhausting, So

856
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 1: come on, I mean, you know what I think. I

857
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:12,400
Speaker 1: just don't think you know how to accept compliments. Oh,

858
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think that's true. Compliments are Yeah,

859
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 1: they're not wasted on me. I know how to take them.

860
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 1: I like them. But I guess I don't need compliments

861
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:22,279
Speaker 1: from you. I don't need to be called babe or

862
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:25,880
Speaker 1: baby in order to receive that. Sorry, it's a bit,

863
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:27,799
Speaker 1: you know, it's a little bit like a nervous tick

864
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 1: to me, Miriam. All right, I mean back at home,

865
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: like I call everyone that, right, I call my friend's baby,

866
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,239
Speaker 1: I called my sister, baby, called my mom, baby, call

867
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:42,279
Speaker 1: my you know, you know, it's just it listens. But

868
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 1: I promise you I have a far wider vocabulary. I mean,

869
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 1: he seems sweet. Yeah, it seemed like a nice guy, Miriam.

870
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,879
Speaker 1: I will say, do you do? Yes, you seem nice.

871
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 1: I like your genuine um apology. I guess for the

872
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 1: word and you'll be funny. What would that say about again, Colin?

873
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 1: I said, and you're beautiful? I mean, you know, sorry,

874
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 1: say that one more time. Really, I liked it with

875
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:23,399
Speaker 1: the accent, that sounded nice. You are absolutely stunning. I mean, please,

876
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 1: that sounds great without the baby and the baby. Right,

877
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 1: promise you, I promise you you won't even to hear

878
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:35,799
Speaker 1: that word. Um. Well, let me ask you a question.

879
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,399
Speaker 1: I think now I know the answer this one. Would

880
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 1: you like to go on another date with Colin? We'll

881
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 1: pay for it? Um? That did sound nice? Um? I

882
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:49,720
Speaker 1: get Yeah, you just can't. You cannot use the words.

883
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:56,879
Speaker 1: That's the deal. Yes, you have, you have an absolute demise.

884
00:45:57,160 --> 00:46:02,880
Speaker 1: Oh that's amazing. One day you're gonna be able to

885
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:12,800
Speaker 1: go to this castle you mean castle. Congratulations Colin, you

886
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:17,800
Speaker 1: got another date. Thank you, gentlemen, Thank you, ladies, you

887
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 1: kids have fun. Thanks. Thanks. See even my dogs decide

888
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:31,880
Speaker 1: like another day? All right? Yeah, knock it? The Jewels

889
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:40,400
Speaker 1: show on demand, Jewils, Dirty little Secret? Hey, what's up?

890
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 1: Line one? How's it going? Hey? What's going on? Everyone?

891
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,440
Speaker 1: Not much? You have to keep you anonymous because it's

892
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 1: time for the dirty little secrets? So why I shouldn't say, well,

893
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 1: line you're on on one of the phone lines, line six,

894
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 1: I'll just throw every after your sin. Anyway, what's what's

895
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:59,320
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Broy? Um? I never actually I

896
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 1: never told the boy there, So congratulations. You guys are

897
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 1: gonna be the first people I ever met. We feel

898
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 1: very sweet. I live in like a small suburb. It's fine,

899
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 1: I'm kind you know, because you live in the suburb.

900
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 1: Like normally those places are pretty safe. What are you

901
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 1: nervous about? There are, but you know when there's like

902
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 1: only like one you know, restaurant and one bar, you

903
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 1: kind of get a little bored. So there's like a

904
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 1: group of people on the neighborhood, you know, in the

905
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 1: little town um that we have like you know, we

906
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 1: have like sex parties, passion parties, fashion passion parties where

907
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,400
Speaker 1: they sell stuff, right, isn't that what they do? So

908
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:39,919
Speaker 1: it's like yeah, so it's like a it's like people

909
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:42,239
Speaker 1: that come and join together and oh wow, it's like

910
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 1: a Tupperware party type thing exactly. That's plastic there, but

911
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 1: it's not Tupperware, right. M h. I've gone to fashion

912
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 1: parties you have, but passion parties and not they're not

913
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 1: parties where you do it. Evan your face, it's like

914
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 1: I was trying to explain it. They sell toys there,

915
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:04,239
Speaker 1: so like usually it's it's like women and women get

916
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 1: to get like a group of women and one of

917
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 1: them sells these toys, right, Like she has an s

918
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 1: shop and she come over this Saturday. Would come over

919
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:12,839
Speaker 1: this Saturday. We're gonna drink some wine and I'm gonna

920
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: show you all the new toys I got, and then

921
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 1: they buy the toy. Imagine this. One of my very

922
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 1: first jobs was at a company where I was a

923
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 1: customer service rut for. But a lot of these companies

924
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 1: would send products to us, and sexual all Being was

925
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 1: one of the tabs of stuff that we sold. And

926
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:29,359
Speaker 1: so I sat with three and my bosses and three

927
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 1: of my co workers and passed around to some you know,

928
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 1: things that vibrate a little bit. I gotta take them home. Yeah,

929
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 1: superd I was in high school about it. I was

930
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 1: in high school and I went to one of those

931
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 1: passion parties. My girlfriend's aunt was having one. Oh yeah,

932
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 1: she she was having one, and I just went because,

933
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 1: like I knew the family and I was gonna hang

934
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 1: out with like her brothers and uncles and like drink

935
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:52,399
Speaker 1: or whatever. And while they were inside with the passion party,

936
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 1: and all I remember is we were in the garage

937
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 1: hanging out drinking, and then they came out and they're like,

938
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 1: you guys got to get either because we have a

939
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:01,399
Speaker 1: stripper coming and that's and we got out of there,

940
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 1: and then at some point all of women except for

941
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:07,279
Speaker 1: one ran out of the garage going, oh my god,

942
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 1: I believe she's doing that. And I don't never got

943
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 1: an explanation for what it is that was going on there,

944
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:14,880
Speaker 1: but yeah, and they were running out horrified, So I

945
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 1: was like, whoa. Anyway, So you you go to these

946
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 1: parties and they're they're actually designed for people just to

947
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 1: hook up. Yeah, it's a little more than um. Yeah,

948
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 1: it's really passionate. And so the thing is wearing masks optional,

949
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:34,360
Speaker 1: like people do. I do because I just you know,

950
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 1: it's a small town. I just am very private, so

951
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 1: I will keep my mask on. Yeah, but you don't

952
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,719
Speaker 1: have to, you know, especially if you're like doing the deed.

953
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 1: I just like, yeah, a little different. Thanks, that's a

954
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 1: big There's all kinds of things like that. Yeah, we'll

955
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 1: do some googling later. But I I saw a really

956
00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 1: good friend of mine at one of these sex part

957
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:05,320
Speaker 1: day on all fours, barking like a dog and getting

958
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 1: like spanked and oh you know on the blank Okay, wow,

959
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 1: And did you know your friend was into this? No?

960
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 1: I mean we hang out on the same circle like,

961
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 1: we hang out all the time and he has no

962
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 1: idea I saw him. I feel like you're judging him.

963
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:24,799
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm not judging him. I just I don't

964
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 1: know what to I mean. I love going to time,

965
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 1: But once you see your friend on all fourth getting

966
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 1: spanked um and barking like a dog, it kind of changes,

967
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:35,759
Speaker 1: like your opinion. Yeah, we've all been there, we've all

968
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 1: been there before, and you're like, hey, man, I like

969
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 1: you so much more now. So you're definitely not going

970
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:45,719
Speaker 1: to tell your friend that you saw him there right. No, ever,

971
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 1: definitely not you're taking into your grave. No, you should

972
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 1: go to another one of the parties if he shows

973
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 1: up again. When you guys hang out at the party,

974
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 1: if you know what I mean, wink wink, and then

975
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 1: in the middle of it, take your mask off and

976
00:50:56,760 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 1: be like, what's up, dude? I think just at the

977
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 1: next brunch you see, just go up and be like,

978
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 1: whoof whoof the Jewel Show on demand? Yeah, yo, munch man,

979
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 1: that's awkward. Huh the Jewel Show. It's National Awkward Moments Day.

980
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 1: And I started the segment that way. Call us up

981
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 1: eight to eight, three four three, one o six one.

982
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 1: Text in a four one oh six one. What's the

983
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 1: most awkward experience you've ever had? One time, I was

984
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,440
Speaker 1: at a craft store with my best friend because her

985
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 1: brother worked there and he was my crush, so I

986
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,480
Speaker 1: really want to see him. And I have bad allergies

987
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:37,160
Speaker 1: and my nose was really running that day and I

988
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 1: needed to blow my nose, but I didn't have any

989
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 1: tissues around. And then he said something funny that made

990
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 1: me laugh, and then a whole snot rocket came out.

991
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 1: What did he do? Oh? He laughed? Hey, at least

992
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 1: you made it laughed. It was like a cute, like, oh,

993
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: you're cute. That was so embarrassed. And my best friend Maria,

994
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 1: she was laughing so hard. Fifteen years old life, I'm

995
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 1: going to date with this guy? After that? I mean,

996
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:09,319
Speaker 1: I did stuff with this guy, but not a date.

997
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:15,840
Speaker 1: It's National Awkward Moments Day, so we're talking about everybody's

998
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 1: awkward moment and yours calls up eight at eight three

999
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 1: four three one six one. Texten four one oh six one, Max,

1000
00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:22,239
Speaker 1: what's your awkward moment? For a few years, I lived

1001
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 1: in Chicago and I'd take the train every day to

1002
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 1: go to work, and I where I saw a buddy

1003
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:29,800
Speaker 1: of mine on the train. He never wears halt and

1004
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,319
Speaker 1: this guy had a hat on. I flip his hat

1005
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:34,880
Speaker 1: off and tell him to his space. Who does he

1006
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,279
Speaker 1: think he's fooling? And it was a complete stranger and

1007
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 1: I had no idea. Oh my god, so awkward. That's

1008
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 1: hilarious as awkward wave. I've done the awkward wave to

1009
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:47,759
Speaker 1: someone before. I thought he was going to beat my

1010
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:52,120
Speaker 1: half explained. I was like, I was like, I'm so sorry,

1011
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. He didn't believe my use at all.

1012
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:58,360
Speaker 1: That's amazing. I wonder how many times stuff like that happens,

1013
00:52:58,360 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 1: because things like that have happened to me where I've

1014
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,319
Speaker 1: add something to someone just what they're walking down the street,

1015
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:03,319
Speaker 1: and I think as a friend, and then I'll say

1016
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:04,799
Speaker 1: something nothing like that. I didn't walk up and flip

1017
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:06,920
Speaker 1: their hat off, But when it around, you're like, oh,

1018
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:10,440
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you're not Joe. You know, go about your day.

1019
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 1: That has to happen a lot. I think there should

1020
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 1: be a new segment we just go up to random

1021
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:18,919
Speaker 1: people on the street and flip their hats. I ruined

1022
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:22,839
Speaker 1: a magic show, once, ruined a magic show once. How

1023
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,799
Speaker 1: well I somehow ended up in college. I was at

1024
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 1: a Bible like party or study. Yeah. I wasn't even

1025
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:32,399
Speaker 1: high or like drunk. I was just there and then

1026
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:35,360
Speaker 1: a guy who like does magic. He brings out a

1027
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:36,799
Speaker 1: newspaper in front of me, and he's like, all right,

1028
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:39,439
Speaker 1: pick a word from the newspaper. And so he's like, Okay,

1029
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:41,719
Speaker 1: once you've got your words, just remember it, remember it

1030
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:43,800
Speaker 1: the whole night. We then go to like an actual

1031
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 1: magic show like hundreds of people, like probably five hundred people,

1032
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 1: and his very last trick was supposed to be with me,

1033
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 1: and so he calls me up in front of everyone

1034
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 1: and goes, all right, this is the big finale. What

1035
00:53:55,320 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 1: was your word? And I forgot my wa The most

1036
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 1: embarrassed I've ever been. You what I would have been laughing?

1037
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:09,120
Speaker 1: How embarrassing? Oh my god? I ruined it for him,

1038
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:13,600
Speaker 1: for me, for everyone. So awkward. I'm still traumatized from mine.

1039
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:16,000
Speaker 1: It was whenever I was in fifth grade. And I

1040
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 1: know that it was fifth grade because in fourth grade

1041
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:21,520
Speaker 1: I won the spelling be okay, And fast forward to

1042
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:23,400
Speaker 1: next year, it was like, obviously I got this in

1043
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:27,840
Speaker 1: the back. The word I have is assembly, okay, and

1044
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:30,759
Speaker 1: I'm just like got it no problem, but I'm like,

1045
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:36,120
Speaker 1: assembly assess. And then I just stood there and I

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Speaker 1: look out an as I was my mom staring at

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Speaker 1: me from the audience, shaking her head down and literally

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Speaker 1: just being like, yep, you ruined it. And I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, like I just ruined the whole family

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Speaker 1: name because I spelled passes instead of assembling. Call us

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Speaker 1: up eight to eight three four three one oh six one,

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Speaker 1: text in four one or six one. It's National Awkward

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Speaker 1: Moments Day. We'll take your calls and we'll find out

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Speaker 1: what your awkward moments aren't. Just a second, I don't

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Speaker 1: have many awkward moments because I've never got an embarrassing stuff. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: ever it's weird. One time I wore an NFL jersey

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Speaker 1: to school with no shirt underneath it when you're supposed

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Speaker 1: to wear a shirt underneath it, and maybe everybody made

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Speaker 1: fun of my nipples, and I just thought it was

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Speaker 1: funny too. I was like, this is hilarious. So anyway,

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Speaker 1: the most awkward thing that I can think of, when

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Speaker 1: I was about eleven years old, I had a crush

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Speaker 1: on this girl and I wanted to try to impress her.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you do remember this song? You

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Speaker 1: remember that song Richard Marx standing up. That song was

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Speaker 1: big at the time, right. I had this friend that

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Speaker 1: played piano, and I was like, dude, teach me how

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Speaker 1: to play that song on piano because I wanted to

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Speaker 1: play it for her to sing it to her. I

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Speaker 1: can't do either of those things. But he taught me

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Speaker 1: like the first half of the song, and I was confident.

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Speaker 1: I was like, dude, this is gonna be amazing. I

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Speaker 1: got her alone with the piano. I was like, I

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Speaker 1: want to show you something, right, this is my moment

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Speaker 1: eleven years old, eleven years old, huge trush. I was like, man,

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Speaker 1: she's amazing. I'm gonna sing this song for her and

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Speaker 1: she's gonna melt and we're gonna be together forever for sure.

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Speaker 1: And I sat down. I started to play the song,

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Speaker 1: but I forgot all of it except for like the

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Speaker 1: first couple notes on the piano. So it was just like,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to sing something for you, so hold on

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Speaker 1: one second. I tried like fifteen times because I don't

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Speaker 1: like to give up. I think I kept trying. She's like,

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Speaker 1: what are you doing. I'm like I'm trying to I

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Speaker 1: learned a song and I'm trying to hold on, just

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Speaker 1: just hold on a second. The Jubile Show on demand