1 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:03,840 Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's 2 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:06,920 Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today and the subject is but 3 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:10,240 Speaker 1: what is she doing in my house? We'll get into 4 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:12,399 Speaker 1: that find out what that's all about if we can 5 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:15,880 Speaker 1: get an answer to that question in just a few 6 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:18,919 Speaker 1: But right now it is time for the nephew and 7 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,040 Speaker 1: today's prank phone call what you got for his nep Turner. 8 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:24,560 Speaker 2: This prank right here goes out to the greatest man 9 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:28,320 Speaker 2: ever in my life, the greatest man elb my daddy 10 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:30,920 Speaker 2: Tumblas W Miles sing you. 11 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:33,199 Speaker 3: This goes out to my daddy right here. This is 12 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:33,960 Speaker 3: his favorite prank. 13 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:37,040 Speaker 2: And actually he made me put this on a CD 14 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:39,880 Speaker 2: and as much time as he could fit on the CD, 15 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,400 Speaker 2: he just wanted to keep hearing it in rotation until 16 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:44,520 Speaker 2: he got to the end of the CD. This prank 17 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:48,080 Speaker 2: was on there thirty two times. This right here is 18 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:52,559 Speaker 2: can I have your kidney? Can I have your kidney? 19 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:55,480 Speaker 2: I miss you, Daddy? This for you man. 20 00:00:57,120 --> 00:01:01,000 Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a brother kindly. This 21 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:03,880 Speaker 3: is kind of how you doing, bro? This is Deacon 22 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:06,600 Speaker 3: Patterson call him from the church. How you doing today? Uh, 23 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:10,480 Speaker 3: Deacon Patterson? Yeah, just do it. Finding yourself, Sir, I'm 24 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:13,119 Speaker 3: doing good, doing good. You know the church is behind 25 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:15,319 Speaker 3: you on what you're going through, and we were praying 26 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:17,360 Speaker 3: for you. Man, we know all about the you know 27 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 3: you're going in the surgery on Friday to get your 28 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:23,160 Speaker 3: get your prancers removed. So I wanted to give you 29 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,000 Speaker 3: a call, man, have a word of prayer and let 30 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,399 Speaker 3: you know that we all are pulling for you, and 31 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:30,000 Speaker 3: we know that that the man upstairs are gonna pull 32 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:34,399 Speaker 3: you through this success. Well, God blessing keep you. Uh that, Deacon, 33 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,680 Speaker 3: God blessing keep you, because I tell you I'm going 34 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:39,080 Speaker 3: through something here. Me and my wife we been talking 35 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:41,480 Speaker 3: about it and we've been praying on it, and it 36 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:44,120 Speaker 3: sure's a wonderful paing to know that your church is 37 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:46,160 Speaker 3: with you and and y'all thinking about me in prayer. 38 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:49,520 Speaker 3: I really had to take this, this to the Lord. 39 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:52,040 Speaker 3: This is a serious thing with me. And uh, I 40 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:54,440 Speaker 3: ain't never had an operation before in my life, and 41 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:57,320 Speaker 3: I know I needed My wife have made it clear. 42 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:59,280 Speaker 3: The doctor that made it clear, and I believe I'm 43 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 3: ready to go for with Deacon. It was that Deacon Patterson. Yes, yes, 44 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:05,480 Speaker 3: that's right, Deacon. I haven't I haven't been. I've been 45 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 3: to church probably about about uh, probably about eight months now. 46 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:10,239 Speaker 3: You've pretty much been out most of the time. Yes, 47 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:13,920 Speaker 3: I have been out of here. Yeah. Yeah, so I've 48 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,640 Speaker 3: seen you a couple of times. But I wanted to 49 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:18,320 Speaker 3: call and and and and put a word in for 50 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:20,000 Speaker 3: you and let him, you know, let you know that 51 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,960 Speaker 3: we're all praying for you at church. He's the Lord, 52 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 3: can't get back, and we know how for Friday is 53 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:27,840 Speaker 3: gonna definitely be a great success. Yes, and we're gonna 54 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:31,799 Speaker 3: give the victory to who the victory. Yes, sir, he's 55 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:34,680 Speaker 3: the victory. Let me let me have a word of 56 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:37,000 Speaker 3: proud with your brother con if you don't mind, uh, 57 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:38,919 Speaker 3: just by your head from me, Father God, we have 58 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:42,320 Speaker 3: right now. We ask right now that you touch brother 59 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:45,359 Speaker 3: Conley as he goes in on Friday. Please put your 60 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:48,280 Speaker 3: hands on him. We asked, Father, that you hold on 61 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:51,239 Speaker 3: to the doctor that's getting ready to go and put 62 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:54,800 Speaker 3: suragery on. Yes. We asked that you make sure that 63 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:58,880 Speaker 3: the doctor he's got a strong eye on that morning 64 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:01,360 Speaker 3: walk with him. Asked that that that he got a 65 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:04,360 Speaker 3: steady hand when he got the scoppel in his hand. 66 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:07,799 Speaker 3: We asked that you're hold on to him please as 67 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:10,400 Speaker 3: it goes into a surgeon, because we know come side 68 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:14,680 Speaker 3: the morning, Nah, the victory gonna belong to Brother Conley 69 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,960 Speaker 3: and the Lord. Thank you Lord. We know all of is. 70 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:19,240 Speaker 3: But we we we asked that you take that pancreas 71 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:22,960 Speaker 3: and you remove it out successfully closing back up like 72 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:25,639 Speaker 3: it will never been into the end before walk with me. 73 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:28,000 Speaker 3: That's what we're asking. We ask your Lord at the 74 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:31,720 Speaker 3: same time that they're removing this pancreas. Lord, we asked 75 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:35,480 Speaker 3: that you reach around his backside and we asked that 76 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:39,120 Speaker 3: you touch his kidney. Lord, touch his kidney and make 77 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:41,640 Speaker 3: it whole, make it one hundred and ten percent. We 78 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,120 Speaker 3: want you to make that that kidney like it's been 79 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:48,400 Speaker 3: the best kidney. It was Beacon, Deacon, that's Deacon Deacon 80 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:51,400 Speaker 3: whoop pat Dexon Castle. Yes you know, yes, saying they 81 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,840 Speaker 3: dun sir there, there's nothing wrong with my kidney. Deacon 82 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:56,920 Speaker 3: I'm doing I'm doing. Sign The Lordest Lord is then 83 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,240 Speaker 3: made it. Well, he's gonna work on my package. That's 84 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:02,160 Speaker 3: what the doctors are ringing. No, they didn't pat me forward, 85 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,560 Speaker 3: and that's what they plan to remove. So really, my 86 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,560 Speaker 3: kidney is fine. They did what they called it when 87 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 3: they me in my eyes and everything else is fine. 88 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:12,000 Speaker 3: They ain't working on nothing but my pancreas right right right. 89 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,800 Speaker 3: Let me say I'm glad you brought that up. This 90 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:18,080 Speaker 3: wouldn't real Why I call you, Uh, what I want 91 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 3: to ask you and I know we we you know 92 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:23,080 Speaker 3: we've never met. What I was gonna ask you was yeah, 93 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:25,520 Speaker 3: and I know this is. I hate to come at 94 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:27,320 Speaker 3: you in the final hour and you're getting ready to 95 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:29,279 Speaker 3: go have certain and all that, but if you don't 96 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:32,400 Speaker 3: mind it when they go in on Friday morning and 97 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:37,600 Speaker 3: and remove that pancreas out, do you think that that 98 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:40,960 Speaker 3: that that they could go in and get one of 99 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:44,520 Speaker 3: your kidneys? Because I need one hold hold on, just 100 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:48,920 Speaker 3: meant digging up what you say, what you say, see 101 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,359 Speaker 3: see see what else. I've been going through myself with 102 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:55,120 Speaker 3: a little helmet. And I'm wondering if if if I 103 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:56,960 Speaker 3: need a kitteny and I'm wondering if you can give 104 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,680 Speaker 3: me one of yours when they go in and get 105 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:01,159 Speaker 3: your paint, because they go already have you're open? Did 106 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:04,320 Speaker 3: you say you wanted them to take one of my kidneys? Yeah? 107 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,760 Speaker 3: And give it to me because I need one. You 108 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:09,600 Speaker 3: need a kidney? Yeah, but what I mean you already 109 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:12,400 Speaker 3: gonna be laying the open. Wait a minute, mister, you 110 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:14,600 Speaker 3: need a kidney. I need help with my pastors. You 111 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:17,200 Speaker 3: gonna call me with some flat that. Man, this ain't 112 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,359 Speaker 3: no work of the Lord. Now you say you're a 113 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,840 Speaker 3: dickon like I said, dick and patters in my name. 114 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:28,080 Speaker 3: But see what I'm asking you? If what men, brother Connley, 115 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:30,560 Speaker 3: what harm is it? If you already open and laying 116 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:33,000 Speaker 3: on the table. Oh you ain't heard that, dang I said, 117 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:36,640 Speaker 3: have you? I said? I'll be man, you crazy as hell? 118 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:38,800 Speaker 3: Now what I'm gonna have to do. I'm gonna need 119 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:41,760 Speaker 3: to call the pastor because here's something going on here. 120 00:05:42,279 --> 00:05:45,680 Speaker 3: You say you knew you managed to mister. Matter of fact, 121 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,680 Speaker 3: you too knew to know who you're talking to. What 122 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:50,800 Speaker 3: what what I'm saying is you have two two look 123 00:05:50,839 --> 00:05:52,760 Speaker 3: like you said you say they did the MRI. I good, 124 00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:55,480 Speaker 3: don't give them what I said they did. Man, I 125 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,720 Speaker 3: got two kidneys. You got to one of your advand 126 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,960 Speaker 3: that's your problem. Mister. Let me tell you, I'm trying 127 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,520 Speaker 3: to get well and you call them with this. You 128 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,320 Speaker 3: say you're a new nickers, you stoe is and you 129 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:08,400 Speaker 3: won't be at that church loan. I'll tell you that 130 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:10,800 Speaker 3: because if I ever get gold to your sister, we 131 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:12,880 Speaker 3: got some richman, and do what is this gonna hurt 132 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:14,360 Speaker 3: for you to give me one of them kitteningers and 133 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:16,840 Speaker 3: both of them if both them kitteners is good. Can't 134 00:06:16,839 --> 00:06:19,440 Speaker 3: go hurt him? Thank him? You ain't getting my kitteney man, 135 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:22,880 Speaker 3: can't go hunt? What's wrong with you? Say? Man? All 136 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:24,800 Speaker 3: I'm saying is, if you're gonna be opening laying on 137 00:06:24,839 --> 00:06:27,040 Speaker 3: the table, what is it gonna hurt? I hit it? 138 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,960 Speaker 3: Call me wold? Now you're gonna tell him I'm open 139 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:31,880 Speaker 3: laying on the table. What kind of a play you 140 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:34,680 Speaker 3: in charge of? Mister? Let me tell you something I was. 141 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:36,120 Speaker 3: I need to meet you before I get to the 142 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:39,320 Speaker 3: hospital and nobody can help take got nothing man getting 143 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:41,479 Speaker 3: in yours and I can tell you that we out. 144 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:44,760 Speaker 3: You won't feeling the thing I got that it's too 145 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:47,080 Speaker 3: many names going on in the church today. I'll be 146 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:49,400 Speaker 3: you're gonna call and talk me out of one of 147 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:52,479 Speaker 3: my kittenys. Man, I'm trying to live just like you, 148 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:54,640 Speaker 3: trying to let nord take care of me, because what 149 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:56,400 Speaker 3: you talking about I ain't got a thing to do 150 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:59,600 Speaker 3: with Jesus. You can kiss my and get off my phone. 151 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:02,120 Speaker 3: That's what you can do. Can I say one more 152 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:05,480 Speaker 3: thing to you? What is you listen to me? Man? 153 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:07,559 Speaker 3: I had to listen to you, and you ain't talking 154 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:10,160 Speaker 3: about nothing that's got nothing to do with what's going 155 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:12,560 Speaker 3: on with me. Mister, you're running the game. If I 156 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:15,560 Speaker 3: could get to you put land in your but you're not. 157 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:17,360 Speaker 3: Just say one more thing and then I'm gonna let 158 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:20,600 Speaker 3: you go. Is you listening for what? That's just left you? 159 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:25,000 Speaker 3: Timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got 160 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:32,640 Speaker 3: thanked by your daughter. Oh Lord, have that girl. Lord, 161 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:36,920 Speaker 3: have mercy. Lord have much Jesus you all right? Please 162 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:41,240 Speaker 3: forgive me. Lord, have mercy. Whoa Yo, I'm gonna have 163 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:44,320 Speaker 3: to Lord, have mersey. My heart is time painting here, Lord, 164 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:47,480 Speaker 3: have mercy. Jesus, Brother Cony. I gotta ask you one 165 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:50,960 Speaker 3: more thing, man, what is the baddest I'm talking about 166 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:54,920 Speaker 3: the baddest radio show in the land to Steve Harvey 167 00:07:55,000 --> 00:08:05,000 Speaker 3: Morning Shows? Oh man, what you think steel? Stupid? Yeah? Right, 168 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:05,520 Speaker 3: too much? 169 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:06,600 Speaker 1: I still believe that. 170 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:10,400 Speaker 3: Yes, I still believe. Are you still stupid too? 171 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,880 Speaker 1: No, it's like it's given. 172 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:16,400 Speaker 3: You shocked us every now and then when you make 173 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:18,800 Speaker 3: an intelligence statement that throws us. 174 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:22,120 Speaker 1: But it's just right there, assistent. 175 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,920 Speaker 2: But I will be stupid tonight at the Barclays Center 176 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:31,320 Speaker 2: tonight with thirteen twelve more people, all of us are 177 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:31,960 Speaker 2: coming at you. 178 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:33,760 Speaker 1: Comedy explosion. 179 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:36,480 Speaker 2: It's an explosion April fools, baby, you don't want to 180 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:38,920 Speaker 2: miss it. It's going down tonight at the Barclays Center. 181 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:41,959 Speaker 2: Got a few tickets left, and everybody is in town 182 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,760 Speaker 2: right here in New York City, So be you ready 183 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:49,320 Speaker 2: laying in the cut. It's the Comedy Factory, Baltimore, Maryland. 184 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:52,199 Speaker 2: Comedy Factory, Baltimore, Maryland. That is April nineteenth and twenty 185 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,440 Speaker 2: tickets on sale right now. 186 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:57,240 Speaker 1: It's sure, all right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next 187 00:08:57,240 --> 00:09:01,080 Speaker 1: Strawberry letters subject. But what is she doing at my house? 188 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:04,240 Speaker 1: We're going to find out. Right after this. You're listening 189 00:09:04,559 --> 00:09:06,400 Speaker 1: to The Hardy Morning Show.