Speaker 1: Man who knew people loved hearing other people's dating fails.
Speaker 2: So seriously, and it's really a universal language.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is.
Speaker 2: It is all over the globe right now.
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Speaker 3: and then exhausted is the handle shout out from South Africa.
Speaker 1: Wow, shouted at by people all over the world. It's
Speaker 1: like a United Nations meet.
Speaker 3: Another one from Serbia.
Speaker 2: I think that's so.
Speaker 1: Let's get all the continents in on the action. As
Speaker 1: we count down our top ten second date updates. We're
Speaker 1: at number six in the countdown today, which is titled
Speaker 1: no Fun top Gun. So enjoy second date update. When
Speaker 1: you go on a first date to a restaurant or
Speaker 1: a bar, you ever think about how there's probably other
Speaker 1: couples who are also having first dates at the exact
Speaker 1: same time right next to you.
Speaker 2: That's really a bonding thought. Yeah, you know, I.
Speaker 1: Don't want to think its bonding, like I don't want
Speaker 1: to be out romanced by somebody else in there.
Speaker 2: I thought it is a comforting thing. Yeah, the same position.
Speaker 1: It's a competition. It's not a good look on me.
Speaker 1: That's why I always buy flowers and cake for every
Speaker 1: woman in the bar to prove I'm the alpha lover
Speaker 1: of this Sisla.
Speaker 2: I think you just got taken advantage of. But I
Speaker 2: appreciate the cake.
Speaker 1: But one of our listeners, Cameron, says he definitely got
Speaker 1: one up by another dude on his day and he
Speaker 1: was actually cool with it. Okay, So, Cameron, I guess
Speaker 1: you're at that sizzler. Huh. I'm sorry, man, I guess.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did your day fall hard for Jeffrey and you
Speaker 2: just had no control over the situation.
Speaker 4: I mean that's the only explanation I guess.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, I apologize already. But tell us about the
Speaker 1: woman that you went out with turn name.
Speaker 4: Her name is Lauren.
Speaker 2: Okay, and I'm guessing you met on a dating app
Speaker 2: or something we did. Okay, what did you like? What
Speaker 2: did you like about her?
Speaker 4: I mean she's really pretty and it happened really quick,
Speaker 4: asked her out pretty immediately.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Like second text message like hey suck want
Speaker 1: a date?
Speaker 4: Yeah? No, I wasn't really wasting any time here.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: You must be hot if that works.
Speaker 1: Appreciate the efficiency.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's going into like the date with
Speaker 2: not a lot of knowledge, right, you're pretty blind.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's good because you know, I've had dates
Speaker 4: where I've talked with the girl online forever and then
Speaker 4: there's just nothing to talk about at dinner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't waste all the conversation up front. I see
Speaker 1: what you're saying. Where'd you end up going for your date?
Speaker 4: Well? I took her to a hangar where I fly planes.
Speaker 2: Who was coming out of the gate with a flex huh?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're a pilot. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I made a point in making my profile pick
Speaker 4: of me in a plane cockpit because I figured.
Speaker 1: Out that's why she went out with you. Media.
Speaker 2: My head goes to free flights.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a pilot.
Speaker 2: Well, do you own a plane or you share a
Speaker 2: plane with somebody?
Speaker 4: So not yet? Okay, I've been taking lessons.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, Alexis has officially stopped listening.
Speaker 5: To the person.
Speaker 1: I already know people that are pilot.
Speaker 2: I don't need you anymore.
Speaker 3: But you don't have your wings yet.
Speaker 2: Okay, So, I mean, what was the date plan at
Speaker 2: the hangar? Though, you just walk around some planes and
Speaker 2: look at them.
Speaker 4: Yes, I mean I go. I go to this flight
Speaker 4: school with thirty minutes outside the city, and I thought
Speaker 4: that would be a really cool first date. You know,
Speaker 4: just give her like exclusive access to an airfield that
Speaker 4: I can get into and you know, just look around,
Speaker 4: look at the planes.
Speaker 2: Was there any food involved?
Speaker 5: Yeah, puts.
Speaker 4: I mean we're planning to go to a bar afterwards. Okay.
Speaker 4: You know, I just wanted to show her my thing.
Speaker 4: You know, she seemed interested.
Speaker 1: Didn't That's what's why you didn't, like take her up
Speaker 1: in a plane.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not allowed.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's cool though. I mean, it's cool that
Speaker 2: she was interested in.
Speaker 1: It was she impressed by the plane tour.
Speaker 4: She was. The weird thing is when we got there,
Speaker 4: there were some huge letters on the runway. It spelled
Speaker 4: out will you marry me?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, bro, you're moving a little fast. Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't do that. I didn't do that.
Speaker 1: Are you sure because you asked her out second text message,
Speaker 1: I could see immediately there was a.
Speaker 2: Marriage proposal at the same time or someone else.
Speaker 1: That's why you were one up on the date.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, it just proves my point that it's
Speaker 4: a romantic spot. But no, I mean, yeah, I mean
Speaker 4: it was awkward for a while, like just seeing the letters,
Speaker 4: just like, wow, you move quick.
Speaker 2: Did you guys actually witness the couple there or did
Speaker 2: you just see the letters on the runway?
Speaker 4: No, no, we didn't see the couple. You saw the
Speaker 4: guy taken off.
Speaker 2: But you say it was awkward, Like, what do you mean?
Speaker 4: It was awkward for a minute just to see that,
Speaker 4: and you know, she made a joke about it, and
Speaker 4: you know we moved through it pretty quick.
Speaker 1: But because it's got to be hard to witness somebody
Speaker 1: do something ultra romantic right in front of you on
Speaker 1: your first date and then have to try and come
Speaker 1: off looking smooth, you should have done a sign that's
Speaker 1: like ready to go to the bar and attached it
Speaker 1: to a little paper airplane and tossed it in front
Speaker 1: of her. But I mean it sounds like you were
Speaker 1: able to make it work. Did you end up going
Speaker 1: with her to the bar?
Speaker 4: Well, we did, but it kind of died there.
Speaker 1: Uh oh why while we were there?
Speaker 4: You know, we went in this whole like big romantic
Speaker 4: gesture and everything. I think we're all kind of hyped
Speaker 4: up on looking at planes and everything. Yeah, she really
Speaker 4: wanted to go up in a plane. She wanted me
Speaker 4: to take her up.
Speaker 2: Wait, she knew that you didn't have your license yet, right.
Speaker 4: I think she just thought we could sneak away with
Speaker 4: it and you know, just have like this spontaneous romantic
Speaker 4: adventure in the sky.
Speaker 2: Why does this girl want to death? Wish it would
Speaker 2: be some random dude who takes me out to a
Speaker 2: little layer field with some obsessed nose and think, hey,
Speaker 2: pull me up in that plane.
Speaker 4: Well, it wasn't just that she wanted to sit in
Speaker 4: the cockpit too, but I.
Speaker 1: Had even.
Speaker 5: Right, that's just getting experienced.
Speaker 1: But it's more like an educational airport.
Speaker 2: That's an airplane.
Speaker 1: It's a good hook for a future date. Though. It's like, well,
Speaker 1: if you stick around, then.
Speaker 2: Maybe I wrote what hundreds of flight hours? No, I
Speaker 2: mean it kind of paints you too. It's like you
Speaker 2: continually having to say no, no, no on a date
Speaker 2: that you're kind of like not fun, do you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? And I don't think that of you,
Speaker 2: But I could see from her perspective.
Speaker 4: I mean, I guess, but I met my flight school.
Speaker 4: I didn't want to get dinged, so right about just
Speaker 4: showing her would be enough.
Speaker 1: I mean, how did you leave it on the day?
Speaker 1: How did it end?
Speaker 4: The sparks kind of died down towards the end. I mean,
Speaker 4: I still like her, and I think we had a
Speaker 4: good time. I just you know, I don't know what
Speaker 4: else I could have done.
Speaker 2: And she hasn't responded to you at all. No, Okay,
Speaker 2: it's almost like.
Speaker 1: It backfired, like you're trying to impress her and.
Speaker 5: You ended up like.
Speaker 1: Sounds like maybe you should have stolen a plane and
Speaker 1: taken her up. Anyway, Yeah, it would have been a
Speaker 1: rebel move, bold thing to do. But let's play a song,
Speaker 1: come back and call Lauren for you, try to get
Speaker 1: you a second date. Update all right, okay, hold on second.
Speaker 1: Muscular dudes flying around in F sixteen, buzzing the tower,
Speaker 1: doing an inverted dive against a Russian meg before jang
Speaker 1: off into the sunset, all of that.
Speaker 4: Was not allowed.
Speaker 1: He could just point at the planes parked on the
Speaker 1: tarmac and say, hey, isn't that one kind of cool?
Speaker 1: Look it's not mine, so let's move away, even show
Speaker 1: you inside. That's because Cameron doesn't have his pilot's license yet,
Speaker 1: but he was able to show Lauren around the airfield
Speaker 1: where he's learning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is cool, and she was interested in it.
Speaker 1: I mean he told yeah. But to make matters worse,
Speaker 1: while they were there, they saw someone else proposing with
Speaker 1: a giant will you marry me?
Speaker 4: Banner?
Speaker 1: So after all that excitement at the airfield, the date
Speaker 1: kind of fizzled after that. But Cameron, today, we're gonna
Speaker 1: be your goose for this second date up date.
Speaker 2: Pull him out of his nose dive? Is that what
Speaker 2: you're thinking?
Speaker 1: We're gonna try. Just promised me that you're not gonna
Speaker 1: eject until we hit the sweet spot? Can you do that?
Speaker 1: Because that didn't turn out so well for Goose.
Speaker 4: That's really nicey guys, yet, no spoilers.
Speaker 2: What happened to Goose?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: The one?
Speaker 1: No, that's the old one.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Good thing. We're all we're all up.
Speaker 2: Yeah whatever.
Speaker 1: But bottom line is we're gonna call Lauren and see
Speaker 1: if we can get you another date.
Speaker 4: Here.
Speaker 1: You feel ready, man, I'm ready.
Speaker 4: Let's do it.
Speaker 2: Okay, And this next day, you know, you just make
Speaker 2: it a little bit more about her and maybe she'll
Speaker 2: be more into it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we'll just hold that there's not a lot
Speaker 1: of turbulence.
Speaker 2: Okay, flying, I.
Speaker 1: Think there's more airplane puns coming. Let's just trying to
Speaker 1: hold them back. Sorry, let's dial this number, talk to Lauren.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hey, is this Lauren?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Lauren, and.
Speaker 1: My name is Jeff from a morning radio show called
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, a.
Speaker 5: Morning radio show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, Lauren, we're all here.
Speaker 5: Hey, good morning.
Speaker 1: Sorry did we wake you up?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: I've actually just never heard of this show. I don't
Speaker 5: I don't know what's going on here.
Speaker 2: Well, we're on Spotify too. If you listen to podcasts,
Speaker 2: that doesn't sound.
Speaker 1: Really sad and desperate. But we're doing a segment, a
Speaker 1: very popular segment, very extremely well known and beloved called
Speaker 1: Second Date Update. Okay, clearly not beloved by Lauren, but
Speaker 1: we're trying to help out one of our listeners that
Speaker 1: you went out with recently. And who was that You
Speaker 1: guys went to an airfield together and then a bar.
Speaker 5: Cameron, I know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Karen seemed like a nice guy, like a good dude
Speaker 2: who wanted to show you a good time.
Speaker 1: A sexpot. If you asked me, that's the time for me.
Speaker 1: Came out of nowhere. What did you think of Cameron?
Speaker 5: It was a cool date. Actually, it was the coolest
Speaker 5: date I've ever been on. Whoa it was? It was
Speaker 5: I was really interested in the planes and seeing them
Speaker 5: and everything, and I was really happy because we didn't
Speaker 5: just go to the bar and hook up, because that's
Speaker 5: what most guys want to do. So his date was
Speaker 5: really want to do.
Speaker 2: Well that I mean, that's great to hear. So you,
Speaker 2: I mean, you weren't disappointed in the airfield at all,
Speaker 2: because he was kind of worrying about that that maybe
Speaker 2: you know, you expected to go up in a plane
Speaker 2: and you didn't or something.
Speaker 5: No, but I was still excited to go.
Speaker 1: Okay, airplanes are cool guys, girls, kids, doesn't matter. Airplanes
Speaker 1: are just interesting. Absolutely, So if this is one of
Speaker 1: the best dates that you've ever been on, why not
Speaker 1: call Cameron back?
Speaker 5: Well, I said, it was the most original date that
Speaker 5: I've been on, and I liked his choice. But some
Speaker 5: things happened. He made a comment later on, and it.
Speaker 4: Threw me off.
Speaker 2: It seemed like he remembers that, I mean, do you
Speaker 2: think it registered with him that he said something that
Speaker 2: upset you.
Speaker 5: Of course, can I tell you guys what he said? Yes, us,
Speaker 5: So I don't know if he told you. There was
Speaker 5: this weird part where we saw a plane taking off
Speaker 5: and it was a proposal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he mentioned that to us, the big will you
Speaker 1: marry me banner?
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it was that was pretty weird. But as
Speaker 5: a plane was taken off, it was the comment that
Speaker 5: he made that he expects the woman to ask him
Speaker 5: to marry him. So I better be taken notes.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a joke, no, I laughed.
Speaker 5: He said he was a feminist, so he believed that
Speaker 5: women should be able to ask men to marry them.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, why is that bad?
Speaker 5: Because maybe I'm more traditional. But in my dream, the
Speaker 5: man is supposed to propose to me. Like I thought, maybe,
Speaker 5: you know, this could be a great dream. If it
Speaker 5: turns out good, then he'll do that for me.
Speaker 1: You know. Took away.
Speaker 2: Like maybe he's just trying to read you as an
Speaker 2: independent woman and he thought that that would be something
Speaker 2: that you would also stand behind, you know, like you
Speaker 2: don't know for sure that he would never propose to you, right,
Speaker 2: Like he's just making a simple comment.
Speaker 5: He said, for sure, you need to ask me to
Speaker 5: marry you.
Speaker 2: Wow, even if it was a woman coming to a man,
Speaker 2: it would be a strett comment on a first day.
Speaker 4: We didn't know that that was first day.
Speaker 1: We didn't know that any of that was coming up
Speaker 1: in conversation. But between you guys, he didn't mention it.
Speaker 1: But maybe we should ask him about it, because I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know what your dreams say about your perfect man.
Speaker 1: Maybe you're dreaming that he's on the other line listening.
Speaker 1: Why dreams do come true? Because Cameron's been there the
Speaker 1: whole time and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't realize that I set you off.
Speaker 5: Really, what do you mean you don't realize that set
Speaker 5: me off? Cameron? You're a madman?
Speaker 2: A mad man?
Speaker 5: What does that mean on the worst state? Why don'd
Speaker 5: you say I need to ask you to marry me?
Speaker 5: Why would you I'm having you know.
Speaker 4: That I'm a feminist. I'm you know, I'm into the
Speaker 4: cause and whatever, and you know, I just want you
Speaker 4: to know that up front. You know, I want you
Speaker 4: to know that you know you have I believe you have,
Speaker 4: you know, agency, And I think a sort of women
Speaker 4: are sexy and.
Speaker 1: Okay, But so Cameron, you believe that all women should
Speaker 1: be proposing to men or just Lauren to you?
Speaker 4: No, I think all women should be doing that, Okay.
Speaker 4: I want to just empower women to propose. I think
Speaker 4: it's going to be healthier for society.
Speaker 5: Is so you don't pay for a ring?
Speaker 2: I don't because I get what you're trying to say.
Speaker 2: And I appreciate any man who you know is open
Speaker 2: to the feministm But you'd be open if the if
Speaker 2: the woman wanted you to propose, you would be open
Speaker 2: to then taking on that role, right, I.
Speaker 4: Mean I could, but I you know, I find a
Speaker 4: way to screw it up. You know, I feel like
Speaker 4: a ring on a AFC chicken wing or something, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean. Like, guys are just like not
Speaker 4: good at that. I think you know, my mom proposed
Speaker 4: to my dad romantic.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you want you want what your parents have
Speaker 2: in a relationship.
Speaker 1: You want to marry your mom. I'm having this conversation before.
Speaker 1: It's always mixed. Some guys are all about and other
Speaker 1: guys are like, no, I want to ask like traditionally,
Speaker 1: so maybe it's just kind of more of a surprise
Speaker 1: to herd. I mean, Lauren, is this a first free
Speaker 1: have you? Have you never met a guy like this?
Speaker 5: This is a first and only and a one and done.
Speaker 2: It's much of a deal breaker for you, a deal.
Speaker 5: Breaker completely, Like, especially after I saw that romantic couple
Speaker 5: going on. I wanted that immediately, and he immediately like
Speaker 5: crushed my dream with that.
Speaker 2: Marriage on first day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're coming in for a rough landing here, but
Speaker 1: I got before we crashed, Lauren. We'd like to offer
Speaker 1: to send you out on another date with Cameron and
Speaker 1: we'll let you pay it as a feminist, because yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what a good feminist man would do.
Speaker 2: You guys are really I think we need to do
Speaker 2: some more research into feminism, Lauren.
Speaker 1: I do think I know your answer, but I need
Speaker 1: to hear it from you.
Speaker 5: It's a very strong no for me.
Speaker 2: Guys. That's all right. I mean, Cameron, you can't be
Speaker 2: too disappointed. Like she's not doesn't seem like the right.
Speaker 4: Person for you, but he guess. I mean, she is
Speaker 4: making her own choice, and you know that's I'm all
Speaker 4: for that.
Speaker 2: Hey, I love this and that's sexy.
Speaker 1: If she wants to set women back another fifty years
Speaker 1: by not proposing
Speaker 4: Then that's good for her, exactly worded Jeffrey in the
Speaker 4: morning