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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone Brain

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Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties. Hello, all right, this is Detective

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Speaker 1: Ron Fuego calling from the police department. I was looking

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Speaker 1: for Ario. Oh yeah, this is her Ariel. How are you.

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Speaker 1: You recently received a speeding ticket? Oh? Yeah, you're going fast,

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Speaker 1: going real fast. Yeah, I mean I was a little

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Speaker 1: about the speedo okay, a little above the speed limit.

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Speaker 1: Try twenty five miles an hour over the speed limt. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I hadn't seem like any I didn't know

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Speaker 1: the area, so I didn't know, like, Okay, Well, where

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Speaker 1: are you going so fast? Oh? I was, I was,

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Speaker 1: you know, cutting the work. It's like a new job.

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Speaker 1: I haven't been there yet. Okay, do they know about

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Speaker 1: your recent criminal activity? I have no criminal activity. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what you're I consider anything that's breaking the

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Speaker 1: law a crime, ma'am. Okay, okay. And the reason I'm

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Speaker 1: calling you as the officer that gave you the ticket

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Speaker 1: gave you a ticket for going ten over when you

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Speaker 1: were going more than ten over. Yeah, I thought that

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Speaker 1: was okay, that's that's really told me, Well, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go ahead and let you know because he didn't give

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Speaker 1: you the full fine and gave you a ticket for

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Speaker 1: only going ten over when you're going much more than that.

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Speaker 1: He has been let go. Really happens? I hope it

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Speaker 1: does happen a lot, but not on my watch. And

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Speaker 1: I'm upping your speeding ticket to the full price. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what's the difference the tickets? Seven hundred and forty five dollars?

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Speaker 1: And you'll have to be in court? Is there anything

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Speaker 1: I can do to just I mean, I was I've

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Speaker 1: never gotten a speeding ticket before this. I was really

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Speaker 1: keeping up with the speed. Okay. Well, I'm looking at

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Speaker 1: your record and I can see that you never have

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Speaker 1: actually had a speeding ticket other than this one. It's

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Speaker 1: quite impressive. Thank you. I'm willing to reduce this ticket,

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Speaker 1: and actually I'm willing to make it disappear. Okay, how

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Speaker 1: how would that happen? Well, you'd mail like a kitten

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Speaker 1: for me? But yep, are you are you serious? Right?

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Speaker 1: Are you? Okay? Not mail like a kitten? Then? Um,

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Speaker 1: I would like to hear a dog getting in a

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Speaker 1: fight with a cat. Okay, you're telling me you want

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Speaker 1: me to bart with a dog and me out like

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Speaker 1: a cat. And get in like a fight. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: I want to hear a good old fashioned dog and

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Speaker 1: cat fight, and then I will gladly dismiss this ticket.

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Speaker 1: Then you don't have to pay anything, doesn't even go

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Speaker 1: on your driving record. I'm at work with me. Try

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Speaker 1: to find somewhere quiet and like a way, all right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: find a quiet place where a dog and a cat

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Speaker 1: can get in a fight. I'm excited to hear it. Yeah. Okay, Um,

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Speaker 1: you want to make us jump through some hoops pulling

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Speaker 1: you over and giving you a ticket, I'm making you

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Speaker 1: jump through a few hoops to get it taken away.

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Speaker 1: And I really want to hear a dog and a

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Speaker 1: cat get into it. Okay, hold on, I'm just trying

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Speaker 1: to find a spot where i can do this. I'm waiting. Yeah. Um,

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Speaker 1: that wasn't even near a dog and a cat fight.

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Speaker 1: That was a kitten and a dog, just kind of

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Speaker 1: I didn't want. I want to know, to fight, not cuddle.

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Speaker 1: I'm susor I'm like at work. If I'm like any

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Speaker 1: louder than that, everyone's gonna hear me. Okay, So I'll

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Speaker 1: just go ahead and go up the fine of the

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Speaker 1: full fine then and I guess you'll you'll be in

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Speaker 1: court and see how that goes. Okay, I'll do it.

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Speaker 1: Um yoh is that good? That wasn't That was just

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Speaker 1: them the starting off. I want to hear a whole fight.

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Speaker 1: Remember cat's hiss? Hey? Um oh boy, that was a

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Speaker 1: vicious dog and cat fight. Hey, this is probably a

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Speaker 1: good time to let you know as a phone prank though,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, what is this? Oh this this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 1: on you and your sister Dana sat you up. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. She said that you were complaining about a

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Speaker 1: speeding ticket you got, and I'm surprised that you actually

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Speaker 1: did that. I am too. This is so embarrassing. The

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