WEBVTT - Episode 115 | "PAPaholics" 0:00:00.280 --> 0:00:02.080 Yo, what's up as you buddy kid? Marrily Human Duract. 0:00:02.080 --> 0:00:04.440 Maybe because I keep it wavy Listen on this episode 0:00:04.480 --> 0:00:06.440 of Victory, like we are talking about bad Bunny. Why 0:00:06.519 --> 0:00:08.320 because he announced this tour and he is not going 0:00:08.400 --> 0:00:10.680 nowhere in the United States at all. 0:00:10.760 --> 0:00:12.000 You know what I mean? Why is that? 0:00:12.240 --> 0:00:15.240 Is it because you know what I'm saying, we have 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:18.239 a new GTA trailer and everybody's too busy gooning, you 0:00:18.280 --> 0:00:20.439 know what I'm saying to purchase tickets or to do 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:23.400 anything like that. Maybe it's that, Maybe it's that we 0:00:23.440 --> 0:00:26.840 are completely obsessed with the lives of streamers and their drama, 0:00:27.080 --> 0:00:28.920 you know what I mean. Or maybe he's trying to 0:00:28.920 --> 0:00:31.159 be a nice guy and not distract us from the 0:00:31.200 --> 0:00:33.720 real holiday Mother's Day, you know what I'm saying. It's 0:00:33.960 --> 0:00:35.600 around the corner, and were trying to do nice things 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:37.600 for moms. So maybe he's just like, Yo, spend some 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:39.960 time with your mom, not me. We're gonna get to 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:42.400 the bottom of the shit. Stay right there, bitch, liter. 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:58.480 Of literary and here is trying to prave him for 0:00:58.560 --> 0:00:59.400 the show. 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:03.240 Yeah, we're trying to get some prison this man is 0:01:03.360 --> 0:01:06.640 talking about. Yeah, I was squishing, I was making jam. 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:10.080 Yeah, that's probably what it was. I don't even know. 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:12.880 I don't even know what type of time Man was on. 0:01:12.959 --> 0:01:20.600 But you need it. If you need another one. 0:01:17.840 --> 0:01:19.959 Well you know what I'm saying. Yeah, listen. Then we 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:22.320 live in a capitalist society, you know what I'm saying. 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:27.240 And this motherfuckers is Victory Life is episode one fifteen. 0:01:27.720 --> 0:01:31.240 We're back at the traps. It's just the gang this time. 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:33.480 It's like I like it, you know what I mean? Uh, 0:01:35.120 --> 0:01:36.680 I'm the kid, Marylyn. You know who I am. 0:01:36.680 --> 0:01:38.240 Man, I'm you favorite Dominican uncle, you know what I'm saying, 0:01:38.240 --> 0:01:39.679 the one that be drunk, fall asleep on the couch. 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:42.560 And I got a nice car and you're like, drive 0:01:42.600 --> 0:01:45.800 your car. And I'm like, nah, the local uncle. 0:01:45.840 --> 0:01:47.320 You asks for a dollar but he gives you fine. 0:01:47.440 --> 0:01:48.760 Yeah, you know what I'm saying. I bet I thought 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:50.560 my same cool bucket. Let you like I do you know? 0:01:51.040 --> 0:01:54.120 And they're like, they're like, what does that mean? Feed 0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:57.760 the chickens. I don't have any chickens. I'm like, yo, y'all, 0:01:58.040 --> 0:01:58.680 you know what I'm saying. 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:01.280 Yeah, that's right, of course. You know that dulce beautiful 0:02:01.320 --> 0:02:02.560 voice that you're hearing your microphone. 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:06.920 You know what that is. That's Liz Belle Ordine stoop 0:02:06.960 --> 0:02:10.079 up bit to New York City. That's right, man takes 0:02:10.160 --> 0:02:13.320 him and on this I have the other batting of 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:16.399 the video crew. You know what I'm saying, Radio Vian bitch. 0:02:17.400 --> 0:02:18.079 Don't play with it. 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:24.519 Yes see, I love being in the studio because we 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:32.800 don't get this, we don't get the Yeah, of course, 0:02:32.800 --> 0:02:33.799 you know what I'm saying. The rest of the gang 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:35.480 is in the building. You know what I'm saying. Victor 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:37.400 is he Aris Barry because he's building a house with 0:02:37.520 --> 0:02:38.840 his bare hands. You know what I'm saying. He's right 0:02:38.840 --> 0:02:40.519 now in the mountains of Italy doing that. You know 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:41.760 what I mean. He's making new Tella. 0:02:42.639 --> 0:02:45.079 You know, he's making new tell with his feet, with 0:02:45.200 --> 0:02:53.720 his feet. You know what I'm saying, Yo, you said 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:56.160 this ship in the same tone of voice as uh, he. 0:02:56.200 --> 0:02:59.639 Put it all on her, Joe Looper. He's making nutella 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:05.400 with his He's liking it. And guess what she's like. 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:08.560 You know. Of course, the rest of the gig is 0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:10.200 in the building redacted. You know what I'm saying, it's 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:12.640 in the building. QGTM hairstag Uh. 0:03:13.840 --> 0:03:15.919 I mean trying the freaking man. You know what I'm saying, 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:17.320 put this of the year. You know what I'm saying. 0:03:18.320 --> 0:03:21.040 You know what I'm saying, He's That's right. 0:03:21.040 --> 0:03:23.040 You know what I'm saying. Only in pts O. That 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:24.680 means putting that ship on. You know what I mean, 0:03:24.720 --> 0:03:26.200 That's what the acronym is. Of course, you know what 0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:26.520 I'm saying. 0:03:26.520 --> 0:03:28.320 He's back. He wasn't hit last time. We lied to y'all. 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:28.960 You know what I mean. 0:03:29.400 --> 0:03:31.400 He wasn't here last time because he was like, he 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:33.079 was like, Yo, I gotta do a destination with it 0:03:33.120 --> 0:03:34.720 for Mark Zuckerberg. And I was just like, oh, I 0:03:34.840 --> 0:03:37.280 hate Nigga ship, like you get into it and you know. 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:39.560 Who the fuck that is? Baby? He keeps the audio crisp, 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:46.520 like your fucking drawers. It's sad, insane, and this is. 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:48.960 Victor Like episode on fifteen, We're back. Oh my god, 0:03:49.040 --> 0:03:50.480 it feels good to be on this soft ast couch. 0:03:50.560 --> 0:03:50.640 Yo. 0:03:50.960 --> 0:03:51.680 Yeah. You know what I'm saying. 0:03:52.000 --> 0:03:55.280 This ship has swallowed so many parts of mine, yo. Really, 0:03:55.320 --> 0:03:57.240 it's out of control. And I don't I'm not mad, 0:03:57.360 --> 0:04:01.040 you know what I'm saying. Yeah, I was waiting. I was, 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:07.840 I was. We got a couple of things to talk 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:09.040 about today, you know what I'm saying, because there's a 0:04:09.040 --> 0:04:10.320 lot of shit going on in the world, and that's 0:04:10.360 --> 0:04:11.960 what we do. We talk about the ship that's going 0:04:11.960 --> 0:04:13.640 on the world, and we make you laugh while we 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:14.120 talk about it. 0:04:14.120 --> 0:04:14.680 You know what I'm saying. 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:19.080 First off, my good sis uh uh brought to our 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:24.720 attention that Bad Bunny is announcing his new tour. Mysteriously 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:29.440 missing from the dates is any US dates like the 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:31.559 Continental US. I mean, you know what I'm saying because 0:04:31.560 --> 0:04:34.480 you know, Dominicans apport because y y'all argue in the 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:36.640 comments about like who's the country and who belongs to 0:04:36.640 --> 0:04:37.159 the United States. 0:04:37.200 --> 0:04:39.960 Whatever I'm not, don't put me in it, you know 0:04:39.960 --> 0:04:42.440 what I'm saying. Why am I in it? Don't put 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:47.240 me in it, y'all argue. But there's no like Ohio. Stop. 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:50.080 You know what I'm saying. On the Bad Bunny, I 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:54.120 have I feel What the fun was you doing in Ohio? 0:04:55.560 --> 0:05:01.000 I was go carting, bowling, making, eating handmade cheese, fucking 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:03.719 staying in a hotel with a hotel inside the room 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:07.120 for about for like four or five days. Me and 0:05:07.240 --> 0:05:09.800 two bad bitches for like under two hundred dollars. 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:11.600 That's crazy, That's what I was. 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:14.119 You want to enjoy his life? 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:18.160 Yeah, but that's that's the type of attitude that make 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:20.080 you miss out on good in your life list. 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:24.360 Everybody want to go to Miami Kansas City? 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:25.840 Bro, you ever been to Kansas City? 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:29.120 It's nothing over there, but it is, and it's cold 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:31.200 as fuck. Yeah, yeah, it'd be cold as hell. 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:33.360 I don't know. I'd be thinking like it's just the North. 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:35.320 I'm a dumb ass. I just be thinking like just 0:05:35.400 --> 0:05:37.880 the Northeast is cold. And then like Alaska and not 0:05:38.000 --> 0:05:39.080 to be going on the place, and I'm like, yo, 0:05:39.200 --> 0:05:42.320 hold on, California is not supposed to be cold. Arizona 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:43.680 is not supposed to be waiting in the desert. 0:05:43.720 --> 0:05:45.280 Why is it cold? And it's just like, nigga, you 0:05:45.320 --> 0:05:46.960 should have been a school. 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:48.920 Them square states, get it? They get crazy? 0:05:49.680 --> 0:05:53.720 Yeah, it's because they're not real, Like, yeah, it's just 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:56.160 a square like, ain't no, nigga, I don't give a 0:05:56.279 --> 0:05:57.840 fuck if you don't got a border that's like a 0:05:57.960 --> 0:06:00.680 river or some mountains, some ship, you know what I'm saying. 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:02.440 And this is that real broke it out of Oklahoma. 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:05.400 You fake you have the Oklahoma is. 0:06:07.320 --> 0:06:09.840 Oklahoma, Bro. 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:14.160 You never met nobody from Oklahoma. The second you say 0:06:14.200 --> 0:06:15.600 something bad about somebody, bro. 0:06:16.680 --> 0:06:19.080 Everywhere I'm I'm gonna pop out of this is gonna 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:20.200 be a nigga Oklahoma plates. 0:06:21.520 --> 0:06:24.920 I still want to know what happens. It's been two seasons. 0:06:25.400 --> 0:06:28.200 I still want to know what happens in Oklahoma's Dick. 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:31.920 I need to know, you know, the long, the long 0:06:32.040 --> 0:06:34.800 skinny Dick of Oklahoma. I need to know what goes 0:06:34.880 --> 0:06:35.600 on there. Checks. 0:06:35.640 --> 0:06:38.040 We should take what's good, bro, we should take a 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:39.840 Victory Lights school trip. 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:41.880 Dick. 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:46.000 Listen, let me tell you. 0:06:45.960 --> 0:06:49.560 Who's not going to Oklahoma's Dick. Beny thought aka Bad 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:53.080 Buddy a going. You know what I'm saying, Uh, why did. 0:06:53.080 --> 0:06:53.720 We think this is? 0:06:53.839 --> 0:06:53.880 Like? 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:55.640 You have some theories, Liz, you know what I'm saying. 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:58.039 I mean, I've been to a few Bad Bunny concerts. 0:06:58.120 --> 0:07:01.120 I know why. I mean, you live in the United States. 0:07:01.200 --> 0:07:02.200 You know what the fun going on? 0:07:03.240 --> 0:07:05.080 You better see what you see? 0:07:06.080 --> 0:07:09.520 You know? To me, it was that right, like It's like, Yo, 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:12.840 Bad Bunny's been known to make political statements in his music. 0:07:12.840 --> 0:07:15.040 You know what I'm saying, like, and he's a mainstream honest, 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:17.280 so that's like, you know, it's you know, it takes 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:18.920 some go on it is to do that, you know, 0:07:19.040 --> 0:07:19.760 but shout out to him. 0:07:20.160 --> 0:07:22.000 I immediately thought that, like, you know, I used to 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:24.880 snatching people up left and right, going crazy, and he's 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:26.320 just like, man, fuck you, I'm not going to reward 0:07:26.400 --> 0:07:28.040 off of this with my beautiful music. 0:07:28.360 --> 0:07:30.640 I also think they would use his concerts as a 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:31.680 way to find people. 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:32.560 Oh hell yeah. 0:07:33.080 --> 0:07:35.120 I think that's very aware of all of that. 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:39.760 Ship Like he's also not Uh, it's like Bad Bunny 0:07:39.960 --> 0:07:42.520 is essentially a walking economy, kind of like drug right 0:07:42.840 --> 0:07:45.480 where Drake is Like Drake by himself is like five 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:46.760 percent of Torontal's economy. 0:07:47.920 --> 0:07:48.080 Yeah. 0:07:48.160 --> 0:07:53.080 Yeah, Bad Bunny himself is like an institution lokey. So 0:07:53.280 --> 0:07:55.440 I don't think that he wants to bring business and 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:58.360 or revenue to a country that is that has been, 0:07:58.520 --> 0:08:02.840 that has historically secured it and taking advantage of his homeland. 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:06.960 Especially because they you know, pr is a part of 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:09.760 the US, but they're not treated as such. So it's 0:08:09.840 --> 0:08:12.680 like I'm pretty sure he's like, I I'm gonna do 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:15.120 my Puerto Rico tour where I'm just gonna perform in 0:08:15.160 --> 0:08:17.000 Puerto Rico, then I'll do a world tour. 0:08:17.120 --> 0:08:20.160 And I honestly, y'all, Yo, it's crazy that you said 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:22.160 the shit about yo, because I didn't. I didn't I 0:08:22.200 --> 0:08:23.800 thought of like Ice and all that stuff in like 0:08:23.880 --> 0:08:26.440 the political sense of like, yo, he's like against this ship. 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:30.160 I did not even think of the possibility of just 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:33.720 mad Ice Vans posted up outside the Bad Bunny concert 0:08:34.280 --> 0:08:37.199 like fucking like Prudential Center, just waiting for motherfuckers to 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:38.160 come out, like hey, hey come here. 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:39.760 Yeah, are you a Latino? 0:08:40.240 --> 0:08:43.360 So no, they're going around asking people if they speak Spanish? 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:44.000 You speak Spanish? 0:08:44.160 --> 0:08:46.960 Yeah, Like I wouldn't come here neither, bro. 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:47.760 Yeah. 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:51.839 Fuck but I think Okay, fine, guys, there's something I 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:52.319 gotta tell you. 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:52.840 I think. 0:08:54.240 --> 0:08:56.719 The real reason Bad Bunny is skipping the US is 0:08:56.800 --> 0:08:59.800 because of me. Okay, it's me. It's my fault, man 0:09:00.000 --> 0:09:03.360 A Right, guys, what'd you do? That's because I can't 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:07.240 handle I can't handle him and Hunter Shaeffer being in 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:08.280 the same hemisphere. 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:10.760 I can't do it. It makes you do. 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:11.599 I can't do it. 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:12.400 Just knowing that. 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:15.320 Beneito and Hunter are alive at the same time, makes 0:09:15.360 --> 0:09:20.400 me a threat to national security if I find out. So, 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:23.040 if I find out that they're even on the same continent, 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:27.280 I'm staging a coup. I'm I'm taking over and that's something. 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:30.120 And Benito knows this and he can't risk that risk. 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:33.080 Yeah, he doesn't want this. Motheruer, I'll take the l bro. 0:09:33.440 --> 0:09:33.920 You know what I mean. 0:09:34.320 --> 0:09:36.160 You're making us all collectively. 0:09:35.760 --> 0:09:39.080 Take b This is like when when your sibling does 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:41.120 something wrong and you'll get your ass. Well, yeah, this 0:09:41.240 --> 0:09:41.640 is crazy. 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:42.000 Damn. 0:09:42.200 --> 0:09:44.559 You know what's crazy. This is what I was thinking about. Like, 0:09:45.040 --> 0:09:47.000 the US is kind of starting to feel like the 0:09:47.040 --> 0:09:48.920 Auntie's house with mad roaches. 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:50.520 You don't want to go to that you don't want 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:50.880 to go to. 0:09:51.160 --> 0:09:54.040 You're just like, fuck, I guess I gotta go. 0:09:55.559 --> 0:09:56.280 You don't want to eat that. 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:58.560 Yeah, Like you don't even want to step in that, bitch, 0:09:58.679 --> 0:10:00.960 but I yeah. 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:03.360 Yeah, you wear your book bag the whole time, the 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:03.960 whole time. 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:07.839 If it's one of those houses, bro, and I'm not 0:10:07.840 --> 0:10:09.240 gonna name names, you know what I'm saying. I want 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:11.480 to shame nobody in my extended family. But it's one 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:13.560 of them houses where you go and They're like, Yo, 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:15.200 take your shoes off. And you take your shoes off, 0:10:15.240 --> 0:10:17.559 You're like, I shouldn't have did that, bro, because these 0:10:17.600 --> 0:10:20.400 socks are light colored socks. And now I come out 0:10:20.440 --> 0:10:22.520 of here looking like I just ran uphill at like 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:25.400 wave hill in the Bronx and ship like through soil. 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:27.880 You know what I'm saying. Like, or you walk around 0:10:27.920 --> 0:10:29.559 the house with socks on, and then your socks is 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:30.480 mysteriously wet. 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:32.560 Oh my god, that. 0:10:36.000 --> 0:10:36.920 Just makes me feel nasty. 0:10:37.000 --> 0:10:37.080 Bro. 0:10:37.520 --> 0:10:41.079 But Benetho, this show up to the met gala with 0:10:41.600 --> 0:10:44.240 what a look that I would like to describe as 0:10:44.320 --> 0:10:47.000 like agent hebott you know what I'm saying, Like he 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:51.280 came dressed like traditional not traditional, Well a hat was 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:53.800 a traditional It's not what the fuck is I should 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:55.040 call the ship with the shows sticking out on the 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:57.120 size I should notice. So you had a bib on 0:10:57.200 --> 0:10:58.720 at the met gala. You know what I'm saying, shot 0:10:58.760 --> 0:10:59.920 the mom you know what I'm saying, on the check 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:01.880 you know, let it educating us. 0:11:02.400 --> 0:11:05.160 He had a on that wasn't mommy, that was that 0:11:05.280 --> 0:11:05.760 was that was. 0:11:09.160 --> 0:11:10.599 It was maternal energy. You know what I'm saying, It 0:11:10.840 --> 0:11:11.240 comes through. 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:18.600 Uh So he's representing Puerto Rico in like a place 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:21.160 where it's like it's very stuffy, you know what I'm saying, Like. 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:24.160 So, I mean I feel like he's making statements, you 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:25.800 know what I mean, Like he's making statements. 0:11:26.000 --> 0:11:27.680 As someone who's worked with Bad Bunny and I've been 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:29.080 to like six of his six. 0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:32.480 That's crazy. That's crazy. 0:11:32.640 --> 0:11:35.480 I think that. I think that Bad Bunny is very 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:40.360 intentional about everything that he does. And Bro, I was 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:43.640 at the last concert New York is ghetto. 0:11:45.559 --> 0:11:48.240 Bro, they storm the stadium. 0:11:49.920 --> 0:11:52.040 The second night of the show. They stormed the stadium, 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:54.760 people broken, people who paid hundreds of dollars for tickets 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:57.360 couldn't get in. There's people passing out getting drunk before 0:11:57.360 --> 0:12:01.120 the concert starts. There's couples arguing and fighting outside like 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:05.520 there's people wilding, like I know. And even the way 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:09.319 the US reacts to him, it's very overwhelming, Like the 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:11.679 way New Yorkers, not even just New Yorkers, just the 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:14.840 United States react to him in that kind of hive 0:12:15.080 --> 0:12:20.280 like yo, yo just pictures. They don't really care about 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:23.400 the human It's like, Bro, he not trying to come 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:25.640 over here for that reason. I really think it's like Yo, 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:28.360 these people are a little bit more hectic than I'm 0:12:28.440 --> 0:12:31.920 used to. I'm I'm gonna come back in a few years. 0:12:33.720 --> 0:12:36.880 Let's die, it'd be like that. But listen, you think 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:38.800 you could just text Gale and you could just work 0:12:38.840 --> 0:12:41.400 with bad Bunny six times? All right? Oh, I just 0:12:41.480 --> 0:12:42.959 want to no, no, no, I just want to know 0:12:43.640 --> 0:12:47.000 when I end in a Hideo Kojima game, I will 0:12:47.080 --> 0:12:48.240 not shut the fuck up. 0:12:48.360 --> 0:12:54.000 For four years, we campaign miss fucking nasty Be to 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:55.560 come up front. 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:58.480 We don't fought for him, right this guy's having thres 0:12:58.520 --> 0:12:59.360 in hotels in Hawaii. 0:13:01.080 --> 0:13:02.920 No, no, no, no, that's crazy. 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:05.400 We're doing work. You know what I was working. 0:13:05.440 --> 0:13:06.440 I didn't even have a good time. 0:13:06.559 --> 0:13:10.599 Yeah, I take camera text Gail out of anxiety. You 0:13:10.640 --> 0:13:12.480 know what I'm saying. That was it. That was what 0:13:12.640 --> 0:13:14.800 that was. That wasn't like a flex like yo, I know, GILK, 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:17.320 we're cool. That was like a yo. I'm worried about 0:13:17.360 --> 0:13:20.000 black women. Also, Also, you text a Gail out of anxiety. 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:20.719 That's what you're telling me. 0:13:20.760 --> 0:13:23.640 That's what you're telling me right now on this podcast. Yeah, 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:26.760 I'm telling you. That's what I'm telling you. Because listen, man, 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:28.520 just because Trump is President. 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:30.440 That don't mean that we can't advance as the people, 0:13:30.480 --> 0:13:33.120 because that's everybody's responsible for their own self. 0:13:33.559 --> 0:13:35.560 You know what I'm saying. Everybody's responsible for their own 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:37.439 self the way that they make money. You know what 0:13:37.480 --> 0:13:37.840 I'm saying. 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:38.960 No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no. 0:13:42.520 --> 0:13:49.560 Barbershop, you know why. That's true knowledge yourself. I can't 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:50.280 even be what I'm saying. 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:53.079 When niggas pull out the nod chopper, it's about to 0:13:53.080 --> 0:13:55.800 be a fight. No no, no, no, that's right before 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:56.280 we scraped. 0:13:59.160 --> 0:13:59.840 Hold on no. 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:06.240 That shit, yeah, yo, speaker, holding on, bro. We've been 0:14:06.320 --> 0:14:09.440 holding on for two fucking long. Bro, We've been holding 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:11.720 on for a very long time. And this it's almost 0:14:11.760 --> 0:14:14.000 a meme. I'm sure y'all seen this meme in like 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:17.480 comments of like Instagram posts or Twitter or whatever. If 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:22.040 something crazy happens, people will be like, Yo, Gail King 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:25.160 was on the moon before we got GTA six. 0:14:25.800 --> 0:14:27.040 Ligitylight like like. 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:33.040 Ligity like like Gail King was on the moon before 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:34.200 we got GTA six. 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:36.680 Oh yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying. 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:40.320 They again, Yeah, yeah, yeah, but. 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:43.560 That's just coming out never read in twenty twenty six. 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:46.160 But they did drop a trailer as our good brother 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:48.760 Raindy put in there, and uh, everybody is. 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:51.640 Very horny over the main characters. 0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:52.760 Yeah you know what I'm saying. 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:53.120 Yeah. 0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:55.840 So Rockstar did like a really big content dump of 0:14:56.080 --> 0:14:58.760 like GTA six content. A bunch of characters got their 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:01.640 own trailers, they released the images and shit, and like, 0:15:01.800 --> 0:15:03.840 everybody's insanely hot for no reason. 0:15:04.200 --> 0:15:08.720 Also, I love it. It's in Vice City again, so 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:11.680 a lot of so Vice City is in Florida, in 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:13.880 the world of in the world of Rockstar. 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:17.960 No Batlety gay Tony, best DLC ever probably ever incredible, 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:19.640 say helicopter. 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:22.760 Yeah, one of three Dominican video game characters in history, 0:15:22.880 --> 0:15:23.280 by the way. 0:15:23.760 --> 0:15:23.960 Yeah. 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:27.080 And then but yeah, so they did a big content 0:15:27.200 --> 0:15:29.840 drop and we got like an actual release date this time, 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:35.040 which is May twenty six. Oh yeah, oh awesome, yeah 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:37.320 hell ye know, and people have been doing like these 0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:40.640 breakdowns and shiit like like so basically what Rockstar did 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:45.440 was they dropped a bunch of content that was like like, yeah, motherfucker, 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:47.640 look at all this work we put in. Look at it, 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:50.360 Look at all look at all these fucking uh fuck 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:53.440 goddamn it, Like, look look at all these textures. Yeah, 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:55.280 look at all these textures. Look at what we're making. 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:58.119 Look at what we're making. The PS five do motherfucker 0:15:58.480 --> 0:15:59.360 it was worth the way. 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:02.240 It's just sound like a seven thirty seven taken off. Yeah. 0:16:02.480 --> 0:16:03.800 They did the same thing that they did with the 0:16:03.800 --> 0:16:05.760 Brooklyn Mirage. They were like, Yo, look a look at 0:16:05.800 --> 0:16:09.000 all this Look but it's actually gonna. 0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:11.320 Work this time. That's the thing Larage canceled everything. 0:16:11.600 --> 0:16:17.120 Uh uh, question this a little abstract. You know what 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:20.160 I'm saying is could could could Bad Bunny possibly be 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:25.760 skipping the US because he's like, Yo, I'm protesting against 0:16:25.800 --> 0:16:29.640 grant the photo six because yeah, didn't put no Puerto 0:16:29.680 --> 0:16:31.960 Ricans in the fucking in the main characters. You know 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:32.440 what I'm saying. 0:16:32.920 --> 0:16:38.520 Even though Shorty could be Yeah, I was gonna say, yeah, yeah, 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:39.120 she could. 0:16:38.960 --> 0:16:41.360 Be Cuban, you know what I'm saying, But I don't 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:41.840 think she might not be. 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:43.720 I gotta read some of the dialogue first, figure out 0:16:43.720 --> 0:16:46.200 if she's Cuban and perto Rican, because if she's Cuban. 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:48.400 And she's gonna be like, you know what, we gotta 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:49.600 really close our borders. 0:16:50.000 --> 0:16:53.080 Fuck, we really gotta close our We sell this math 0:16:53.120 --> 0:16:56.120 we gotta close our borders and make sure that Yeah 0:16:56.240 --> 0:16:58.680 there's a DLC where you gotta you gotta get on stage, 0:16:59.120 --> 0:17:00.040 as her say. 0:17:00.200 --> 0:17:18.920 Oh my god, I will fun Mama. Yeah, yeo, so 0:17:22.440 --> 0:17:23.160 is crazy. 0:17:23.600 --> 0:17:25.639 You know somebody's gonna do that because it's you know, 0:17:25.760 --> 0:17:28.680 great vot you know as we all know, like you know, 0:17:28.840 --> 0:17:31.520 it's every platform. You know, it's coming out for every platform. 0:17:31.800 --> 0:17:35.720 The PC girlies are gonna go crazy and mod this ship. 0:17:35.920 --> 0:17:37.560 Don't make that mod just because you heard it here, 0:17:37.720 --> 0:17:39.639 or maybe do because you heard it here, so that 0:17:39.880 --> 0:17:41.240 you know what I'm saying, the tracks I influenced. 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:44.160 You know what I'm saying, list don't make the mod 0:17:44.240 --> 0:17:48.000 and then blame rock Star. Right like that, we're gonna 0:17:48.040 --> 0:17:52.120 get a lot of self reporting, which motherfucker's gonna be like, Yo, 0:17:52.280 --> 0:17:54.119 why like yo, I. 0:17:54.119 --> 0:17:55.760 Made this patch that makes everybody naked. 0:17:55.880 --> 0:17:56.000 Yo. 0:17:57.160 --> 0:17:59.520 Shout out to Eric Andrey bro like remember that you 0:17:59.600 --> 0:18:01.400 know what mean him of him where he shoots Hannibal 0:18:01.640 --> 0:18:06.040 and then he goes, why would Hannibal do this? This 0:18:06.240 --> 0:18:09.320 happened with Red Dead Redemption right where like somebody like 0:18:09.520 --> 0:18:12.959 hog tied a guy to his horse and then dragged 0:18:13.000 --> 0:18:16.800 him across the map alive, what tied him to a cactus, 0:18:17.200 --> 0:18:20.560 watched him bake in the sun, and then watched crows 0:18:20.640 --> 0:18:26.080 eat his like fester. And then they said, Yo, why 0:18:26.119 --> 0:18:27.200 would rock Star do this? 0:18:28.680 --> 0:18:28.800 Bro? 0:18:29.480 --> 0:18:32.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Luke did that? Yeah, 0:18:32.800 --> 0:18:33.720 that was Luke and Kyle. 0:18:33.880 --> 0:18:36.560 We're not about to act like that, like you didn't 0:18:36.800 --> 0:18:38.520 all those events together. 0:18:38.600 --> 0:18:39.240 Listen, Luke and. 0:18:39.280 --> 0:18:42.560 Kyle some shroom gummies and stairs to the computer and 0:18:42.640 --> 0:18:44.960 they were like, dude, yeah, yo, what if dude, what 0:18:45.040 --> 0:18:49.880 if he fucking holy fucked totally yeah. 0:18:49.960 --> 0:18:51.439 Yeah, that's fucking Narls Barkley. 0:18:51.520 --> 0:18:55.919 Right. It's like when Shorty do the simpsus, Like, Bro, 0:18:56.000 --> 0:18:58.359 you could create your whole world? Why your baby off? 0:18:58.400 --> 0:19:01.359 I yeah, what what's going on in? 0:19:01.960 --> 0:19:02.040 Bro? 0:19:02.200 --> 0:19:05.080 People are sick and that's what to your point, And 0:19:05.119 --> 0:19:06.879 then they'll blame the video game company, like, yo, why 0:19:06.920 --> 0:19:09.520 did you make this a possibility? Bro? Maybe they were 0:19:09.600 --> 0:19:11.880 regular people. They weren't even thinking that you would build 0:19:11.920 --> 0:19:14.159 a pool and then put all your sins in the 0:19:14.240 --> 0:19:17.000 pool and then building an unclimbable fence around the pool 0:19:17.000 --> 0:19:18.000 and then take the latter out. 0:19:19.800 --> 0:19:22.080 As you're speaking to me, I feel like this is 0:19:22.119 --> 0:19:26.080 what God is saying to us, I gave y'all free will. 0:19:26.520 --> 0:19:31.200 I had no idea, Ship. I didn't know, y'all, y'all 0:19:31.280 --> 0:19:32.919 was he. I didn't even know your mind, couldn't even 0:19:32.960 --> 0:19:33.640 think about doing. 0:19:33.960 --> 0:19:36.399 Like God about to come down like like fucking t 0:19:36.560 --> 0:19:38.480 I n A t L would be like you fucking 0:19:38.520 --> 0:19:39.480 free will back, nigga. 0:19:42.440 --> 0:19:44.080 He gonna come down. He's gonna come down like Tay 0:19:44.160 --> 0:19:45.920 Diggs of God. 0:19:46.880 --> 0:19:49.920 Oh ship, oh God, we're breaking some news here. 0:19:52.800 --> 0:19:55.000 The new pope has been elected. 0:19:56.240 --> 0:19:57.800 Who is it revealed? 0:19:57.960 --> 0:20:09.359 He is an American Max from Chicago, Kanye. He's a 0:20:09.440 --> 0:20:11.520 graduate of Villanova University. 0:20:11.800 --> 0:20:13.840 What okay? Whoa, whoa? 0:20:13.920 --> 0:20:14.120 Whoa? 0:20:14.400 --> 0:20:15.080 What is happening? 0:20:15.480 --> 0:20:15.520 What? 0:20:16.680 --> 0:20:23.360 Robert Francis Prevoust? Robert Francis Prevost, I don't know. He's old. 0:20:23.760 --> 0:20:27.359 Oh you kid, be a young pope. I love the 0:20:27.440 --> 0:20:31.760 bomb after that, like he's dropping a Tropoholics. He's sixty 0:20:31.880 --> 0:20:41.960 nine years old. Sixty nine nice Papaholics. Real shit. He 0:20:42.160 --> 0:20:50.440 is the first American pope. Oh shit, the first American pope. Damn, Yo, damn. 0:20:50.600 --> 0:20:51.240 This is bad. 0:20:52.000 --> 0:20:52.240 You know what? 0:20:52.359 --> 0:20:54.200 This is bad because now Trump is going to go 0:20:54.240 --> 0:20:56.440 on truth social be like lick the best PEPs come 0:20:56.480 --> 0:21:00.280 from America. We have the first American pope ever. That's 0:21:00.400 --> 0:21:01.760 you know what, that's because of me. 0:21:02.119 --> 0:21:06.359 Listen, listen, We're gonna have to tell Mainland Italy to 0:21:06.480 --> 0:21:07.240 hold this dick. 0:21:07.280 --> 0:21:07.639 All right. 0:21:08.280 --> 0:21:11.240 You know what fucking time it is. You see America 0:21:11.480 --> 0:21:14.800 in my I'm in my dress blues baby, that's on phone, 0:21:14.920 --> 0:21:17.240 m Grave. You know what fucking time it is? T 0:21:17.480 --> 0:21:19.359 dollars baby, we're taking over for the. 0:21:19.440 --> 0:21:21.120 Nine nine and the two thousand. 0:21:23.280 --> 0:21:25.080 Dollars. What are you guys gonna do in the Vatican 0:21:25.119 --> 0:21:26.680 now that you guys have taken over as Americans. 0:21:27.119 --> 0:21:29.480 First order of business, We're gonna add a Hennessy water 0:21:29.600 --> 0:21:32.440 cooler in the in the corners of all of the 0:21:32.520 --> 0:21:36.440 pews because churches. Listen, some of the best people that 0:21:36.560 --> 0:21:37.520 I know go to church. 0:21:37.880 --> 0:21:40.880 It's very boring, very very boring, very boring time. 0:21:41.240 --> 0:21:42.240 It's not very fun. 0:21:42.800 --> 0:21:43.720 It's not very fun. 0:21:44.040 --> 0:21:46.840 You add you throw Henny cool ottas in the mix, Well, 0:21:47.480 --> 0:21:51.040 Henny seawater cooler. It's very very American. 0:21:51.400 --> 0:21:51.840 Chicago. 0:21:51.920 --> 0:21:52.800 I love my people. 0:21:52.960 --> 0:21:55.760 Oh all right, Chicago, I love Chicago. At the end 0:21:55.840 --> 0:21:58.840 of every sermon, we played three hun by Chief Keith 0:21:59.640 --> 0:22:00.560 in edible song. 0:22:00.640 --> 0:22:02.240 I love it. You know why because at church? 0:22:02.320 --> 0:22:02.680 What do you do? 0:22:03.119 --> 0:22:06.360 You cool out with your youngins? All right, that's why 0:22:06.440 --> 0:22:08.240 they announced the white smoke because you know what, the 0:22:08.280 --> 0:22:10.520 white smoke? What are they smoking? 0:22:10.600 --> 0:22:20.560 That's normal? You don't just do that. 0:22:20.720 --> 0:22:23.600 Bro, it's crazy that you said that, yo, because like 0:22:25.880 --> 0:22:28.679 he said, like he'd be saying ship. I'm like, bro, 0:22:28.960 --> 0:22:31.760 it's crazy. I'm like, am I getting old? Because he 0:22:31.840 --> 0:22:34.480 said some ship? And I was like that's kind of true. 0:22:34.640 --> 0:22:39.119 I was like fuck. I was like, damn uh. I 0:22:39.240 --> 0:22:43.040 feel like a person that I don't like is right 0:22:43.160 --> 0:22:44.120 about something. 0:22:44.320 --> 0:22:48.440 That's just normal. Yeah, that's that's normal. Sometimes people are right, 0:22:48.560 --> 0:22:50.840 and sometimes people are fastest, and they might be right 0:22:51.000 --> 0:22:51.639 once or twice. 0:22:52.000 --> 0:22:53.320 That's crazy. It's like a broken clock. 0:22:53.480 --> 0:22:56.720 Yeah, but we don't acknowledge them, and we don't get fastest, 0:22:56.840 --> 0:22:57.560 no good publicity. 0:22:57.640 --> 0:23:00.920 We don't care. It suck a dick. Yeah, Draco exists 0:23:01.160 --> 0:23:06.159 only in in GTA six. Yeah. Yeah, Draco is the 0:23:06.320 --> 0:23:10.200 it's bizarro Trump. That's what I might actually be regular Trump. 0:23:11.400 --> 0:23:11.800 Yeah. Yeah. 0:23:11.920 --> 0:23:13.639 It's like I just tug like normal in front of 0:23:13.720 --> 0:23:16.720 my people, but what I'm closed doors? 0:23:17.200 --> 0:23:19.280 Yeah, when he's behind closed doors. He turned in a 0:23:19.359 --> 0:23:22.960 Denzel Curry. He got the wicks in his hair, he 0:23:23.040 --> 0:23:27.120 took the mask. Yeah, Trump of Wix is nuts. 0:23:27.720 --> 0:23:30.800 He got the big complation terminently on a perky bro. 0:23:32.440 --> 0:23:34.840 He's proud, he said, you know how, he knew the 0:23:34.880 --> 0:23:38.240 purpose fake but he hate it because he's a super gravilin. 0:23:38.560 --> 0:23:38.720 Nah. 0:23:38.800 --> 0:23:43.879 He's on a he on a fir thirty thirty. Yo, 0:23:44.320 --> 0:23:48.520 He's like Nephigi Kevin from China except my painkillers. Yo, 0:23:48.880 --> 0:23:50.640 does perky as I'm off a bean. 0:23:51.760 --> 0:23:55.320 You know. Oh my god. So Beneito's skipping everything. It's 0:23:55.359 --> 0:23:57.520 could because of that. It could because it is. It 0:23:57.600 --> 0:24:00.720 could be because of Recon's obsession. 0:24:00.760 --> 0:24:00.879 Yo. 0:24:00.920 --> 0:24:03.640 I feel like I really feel old now today because 0:24:04.640 --> 0:24:09.920 it used to be that people were obsessed with like rappers, actors, athletes. 0:24:10.600 --> 0:24:12.719 People are now obsessed with streamers. Like streamers are their 0:24:12.760 --> 0:24:15.160 own economy, They're their own thing. They have their own 0:24:15.440 --> 0:24:18.480 very wide lane. I used to clown back in the day. 0:24:18.920 --> 0:24:20.800 I'm sorry, you know what I'm saying. You know what 0:24:20.800 --> 0:24:28.440 I mean, Let's let's get something popping. But is Beneatho 0:24:28.560 --> 0:24:32.040 skipping that is he skipping over the us because we're 0:24:32.040 --> 0:24:34.160 obsessed with streamers and streaming drama because. 0:24:35.800 --> 0:24:38.760 And Poppy Chulo and my dude or they I am bad. 0:24:40.359 --> 0:24:45.760 That's what he said. This is about this final don't 0:24:45.760 --> 0:24:57.440 do it. They might be or yet. Oh but you 0:24:57.520 --> 0:25:01.040 local you know auto some Oh yeah no some some 0:25:03.920 --> 0:25:18.640 oh ship it's in for one now. Oh yeah, prepared force. 0:25:19.400 --> 0:25:20.800 That's what we're on. You know what I mean? 0:25:21.119 --> 0:25:24.119 But yo, fantas so fantom uh And you gave a 0:25:24.160 --> 0:25:26.560 good insight to this because I was panicking. 0:25:27.040 --> 0:25:29.040 I love Dominican people. I was gonna say, I love 0:25:29.119 --> 0:25:32.600 Dominican men. It's crazy. I love Dominican people. 0:25:32.960 --> 0:25:33.879 That makes two of us. 0:25:40.359 --> 0:25:41.200 Yeah, I love my people. 0:25:41.280 --> 0:25:43.520 So whenever they blow up and shine, I love like 0:25:43.640 --> 0:25:46.240 Karl Anthony Towns busting everybody's eyes. And you know what 0:25:46.240 --> 0:25:48.840 I'm saying against busting yesterday, Phantom is out here busting 0:25:48.840 --> 0:25:51.720 everybody's eyes in the streaming game. But he released statements 0:25:52.119 --> 0:25:54.120 saying like, yo, I'm no longer a member of AM 0:25:54.280 --> 0:25:56.560 I'm out of here, yo, and like doing like like 0:25:56.760 --> 0:25:58.840 like kind of like cryptic. 0:25:58.880 --> 0:26:02.159 Tweets like blocked they blocked him, that they blocked. 0:26:01.960 --> 0:26:03.720 Him from the social media accounts and this and this 0:26:03.800 --> 0:26:05.880 and that and I was just like, Yo, is this true. 0:26:05.920 --> 0:26:08.600 I was like, Yo, my Dominican King, like no, they're 0:26:08.680 --> 0:26:10.480 trying to play him, like no, don't play with my son. 0:26:10.520 --> 0:26:11.920 And then I was just like wait a minute. I 0:26:12.040 --> 0:26:14.560 was like, these dudes are very smart and they're very 0:26:14.800 --> 0:26:17.800 like on top of like their branding and all that ship. 0:26:18.040 --> 0:26:21.879 Especially Phantom, bro, like he like beyond you know what 0:26:21.880 --> 0:26:24.520 I'm saying, Because like you were saying, oh. 0:26:24.480 --> 0:26:26.560 I was saying, oh yeah, I love that I have 0:26:26.640 --> 0:26:29.639 you trained. I feel so. 0:26:31.880 --> 0:26:32.639 It's home training. 0:26:33.600 --> 0:26:36.200 I think that Phantom is very fucking smart, and I 0:26:36.240 --> 0:26:40.000 think he's also emotionally intelligent. So all of this just 0:26:40.080 --> 0:26:41.080 might be theatrics. 0:26:41.359 --> 0:26:41.800 I'm gonna just. 0:26:41.800 --> 0:26:45.440 Say, Bro, he probably handled the ship, you know. 0:26:46.280 --> 0:26:48.159 I mean, I don't know, they get hid. 0:26:48.320 --> 0:26:51.000 All I know is I love Phantom and he's welcome 0:26:51.000 --> 0:26:52.000 to at all times. 0:26:52.119 --> 0:26:53.960 Come on, you know you know what it is baby, 0:26:53.960 --> 0:26:55.760 Come on, slide through the trap. You know what I'm saying. 0:26:55.840 --> 0:26:58.720 Also, everybody goes solo at some point, man, you know 0:26:58.720 --> 0:27:04.960 what I'm saying. JT So and look he Beyonce like 0:27:05.080 --> 0:27:08.280 I don't know, yeah, you know what I mean. Sometimes 0:27:08.320 --> 0:27:11.960 you gotta know when you when you outgrown some ship. Yeah, 0:27:12.720 --> 0:27:14.080 I just I'm. 0:27:16.600 --> 0:27:17.080 Just a little too. 0:27:17.680 --> 0:27:17.960 I just. 0:27:20.040 --> 0:27:22.119 Just a little too, just just a little and the 0:27:22.200 --> 0:27:27.119 toot is a shovel. But uh yeah, no, we we 0:27:27.280 --> 0:27:30.760 live in a I just the streamer ship like something 0:27:30.920 --> 0:27:32.560 like I want to act like I'm too old and 0:27:32.640 --> 0:27:34.240 too cool to give a fuck about that ship. But 0:27:34.320 --> 0:27:36.880 then like Phantom, I'm like, oh ship, damn, he left him. 0:27:36.920 --> 0:27:38.040 He fucked, Like what's going on? 0:27:38.359 --> 0:27:39.040 What's like now? 0:27:39.080 --> 0:27:41.840 I'm like interested, you know, I'm like fake invested, but 0:27:42.080 --> 0:27:45.639 I just every other time I'm not, because I just 0:27:45.760 --> 0:27:47.280 we live in a world where like I'll see a 0:27:47.320 --> 0:27:50.120 tweet that's like it's like a clip from a stream 0:27:50.160 --> 0:27:53.160 and if the tweeted, the tweet reads like Dookie Teeth 0:27:53.320 --> 0:27:56.320 is mad at his best friend Cracks Smoke for flirting 0:27:56.400 --> 0:27:58.160 with his girl Regina. 0:27:57.800 --> 0:27:59.879 Yeast Master in the middle of his stream. 0:28:01.640 --> 0:28:05.080 And I don't know, I think it's crazy that I'm 0:28:05.080 --> 0:28:07.480 expected to just like find the will to live after 0:28:08.280 --> 0:28:10.320 reading ship like that on my timeline. 0:28:10.440 --> 0:28:15.200 Yo. Well, the thing is you might not know them, 0:28:15.520 --> 0:28:18.960 but they're getting paid a gajillion dollars, dude, god knows 0:28:19.040 --> 0:28:21.040 what every single day. 0:28:21.480 --> 0:28:24.119 Yeah, to do fuck hole every single. 0:28:23.960 --> 0:28:26.040 Day I don't even be mad at it, bro, I 0:28:26.119 --> 0:28:27.880 don't be mad at it. Like when I look at streamers, 0:28:27.920 --> 0:28:30.639 I'm like, yo, yeah, motherfucker's found the way. And guess what, 0:28:31.320 --> 0:28:33.359 I don't think that that's easy at all, because you 0:28:33.640 --> 0:28:38.200 you have to entertain an audience. For six seven, I 0:28:38.280 --> 0:28:39.240 did thirty days straight. 0:28:39.400 --> 0:28:41.320 That's nuts, thirty days straight. 0:28:41.600 --> 0:28:47.120 Constantly talking, making people laugh, trying to like yeah, that's insane. 0:28:47.120 --> 0:28:49.000 I mean, we don't know what they're doing, but. 0:28:49.880 --> 0:28:53.000 That motherfucker always his energy is always so high that 0:28:53.080 --> 0:28:54.720 I want to be like, yo, calm down something. 0:28:56.000 --> 0:28:56.720 This is what I'm saying. 0:28:57.000 --> 0:28:58.720 They not doing that for us, even me as a 0:28:58.760 --> 0:29:03.239 thirty year old, Like, yo, he's not talking to us. 0:29:03.440 --> 0:29:05.840 This is like really for the younger kids, which just 0:29:05.920 --> 0:29:08.320 happened to be in the world that they're in. But 0:29:08.800 --> 0:29:10.600 I could never hate it on the streamer, bro. And 0:29:10.640 --> 0:29:13.160 I'm really I'm really fighting against the grain of becoming 0:29:13.240 --> 0:29:15.880 the old hater bitch. It's just like you don't understand 0:29:15.880 --> 0:29:18.000 the ship that the younger kids are doing it, like, look, 0:29:18.240 --> 0:29:19.520 get the fuck out of here. It's like I don't 0:29:19.560 --> 0:29:21.760 want to be that, so I'm trying to understand the 0:29:21.840 --> 0:29:24.360 youth it's like trying to see trying to understand why 0:29:24.440 --> 0:29:27.960 children watch people play with toys on YouTube? 0:29:28.240 --> 0:29:32.160 Yo, fam, can we talk about the one and a 0:29:32.200 --> 0:29:37.240 half minutes that blew my fa? I never understood how. 0:29:38.000 --> 0:29:40.400 I was just like, Yo, I can buy you that ship. 0:29:40.960 --> 0:29:43.480 It's a it's a fucking five dollars block. It's like 0:29:44.160 --> 0:29:46.280 this ship is in a bin at Target, Nigga when 0:29:46.280 --> 0:29:47.880 you walk in right by the fake pizza hut? 0:29:48.280 --> 0:29:50.160 Like what do we? I could just why are you 0:29:50.200 --> 0:29:53.680 watching this? Filipino lady? Opening just watched the game last night? 0:29:53.960 --> 0:29:55.520 Yeah, you can't fucking who. 0:29:57.960 --> 0:30:01.200 Wo So why would I do that? 0:30:01.320 --> 0:30:02.880 You see he's the mic. 0:30:03.000 --> 0:30:06.520 See but it's crazy. It's don't say blame rock Star. 0:30:06.600 --> 0:30:10.120 I would yes, it gotta be Bro. I would never 0:30:10.200 --> 0:30:10.480 say that. 0:30:10.840 --> 0:30:13.720 I would never say that. We're about to say, Joe, listen, 0:30:13.840 --> 0:30:16.680 we not just for that, yo, We all three of us. 0:30:16.720 --> 0:30:19.480 We played twenty one bro at the Pipes from the 0:30:19.560 --> 0:30:21.880 Pip Joe Buddy Jillian Walla, and they did it. 0:30:22.000 --> 0:30:25.160 Fuck it, we're doing it. We hoping. Yeah, like twenty 0:30:25.200 --> 0:30:25.560 one Yo. 0:30:26.040 --> 0:30:28.480 May're about to go home and go in his sauna 0:30:28.600 --> 0:30:32.080 and wring out his balls on purpose. Here about to 0:30:32.080 --> 0:30:34.280 go like this with his ball sack and then he 0:30:34.320 --> 0:30:37.880 about to wear shorts with nos he gonna be like, Yo, 0:30:38.120 --> 0:30:38.960 how tall are you ready? 0:30:39.120 --> 0:30:45.360 Favey perfect put a low the room to seven. 0:30:45.160 --> 0:30:48.720 Ft recognized an EMT to be on stand by. 0:30:50.240 --> 0:30:51.120 Yes, yoh. 0:30:51.200 --> 0:30:53.640 However, bro I'm gonna pass out' gonna wake up like 0:30:53.640 --> 0:30:54.840 what the fuck is that smack? 0:30:56.800 --> 0:31:00.080 He's got one long ass curly pu yok my, I 0:31:00.200 --> 0:31:03.200 brot like Nah's. 0:31:02.360 --> 0:31:05.200 Crazy as Meryl will probably cook all of us in basketball? 0:31:05.360 --> 0:31:06.440 Yo, you know what it is? 0:31:06.520 --> 0:31:08.240 I got the old man game because now I'm playing 0:31:08.240 --> 0:31:09.960 with my kids and like the younger kids in the 0:31:10.000 --> 0:31:12.840 neighborhood basketball. You know what I'm saying, Like, I know 0:31:12.880 --> 0:31:15.040 you're going to isolate that clip and be like Melo 0:31:15.120 --> 0:31:16.320 was playing with the kids in the neighborhood. 0:31:17.680 --> 0:31:26.360 Merrow did what no basketball? Okay sports, It's victory a 0:31:26.600 --> 0:31:28.880 weird old podcast. 0:31:29.760 --> 0:31:34.720 Malvro manship playing with the kids and his neighborhood. Yo, 0:31:35.280 --> 0:31:39.680 what is going on on that plaf. 0:31:41.320 --> 0:31:44.440 Why does he talk like that? What do you talk 0:31:44.560 --> 0:31:44.760 like that? 0:31:45.720 --> 0:31:47.720 Why do you why does it take so much effort 0:31:47.760 --> 0:31:50.000 for you to move your tongue? You know what I'm saying, 0:31:50.160 --> 0:31:55.520 that that's insane. You gotta stop that, yo. But nah, 0:31:56.000 --> 0:31:57.800 that's like I feel like that was like the O 0:31:58.000 --> 0:32:00.560 G Brain Rot. It was like the Vigdeo, like the 0:32:01.320 --> 0:32:04.160 like the Unboxing ship, because then it became weird, bro 0:32:04.320 --> 0:32:06.080 because like I saw my kids, like the evolution of 0:32:06.160 --> 0:32:07.960 this ship. Right first, it was like it was just 0:32:08.040 --> 0:32:09.680 one lady. It was like a Filipino lady. I remember 0:32:09.720 --> 0:32:12.200 because I remember I voiced distinctly, and every time I've 0:32:12.280 --> 0:32:15.320 I've been in like a mother and baby like delivery thing. 0:32:15.400 --> 0:32:17.600 I got four I've been there four times, you know 0:32:17.600 --> 0:32:19.880 what I'm saying, and once for angry and trying to think, uh, 0:32:20.880 --> 0:32:22.560 the nurses. I remember that, you know what I'm saying. 0:32:22.600 --> 0:32:24.239 It was like you know what I'm saying, like here 0:32:24.240 --> 0:32:27.000 comea And I remember that the voices, you know what 0:32:27.000 --> 0:32:28.840 I'm saying and the accent. So I was like, even 0:32:28.880 --> 0:32:30.560 though Shorty wasn't on camera, no, you can see what's 0:32:30.560 --> 0:32:33.800 her hands. I knew she was Filipino because the accent, 0:32:33.880 --> 0:32:35.640 and plus she had a hospital bracelet on that said 0:32:35.640 --> 0:32:36.240 like hospital I. 0:32:36.320 --> 0:32:36.840 D r N. 0:32:37.280 --> 0:32:39.240 You know what I'm saying, Like, yeah, you know what 0:32:39.240 --> 0:32:41.760 I'm saying. So I knew but then after that it 0:32:41.880 --> 0:32:44.320 became now we're not just opening boxes. You're like, how 0:32:44.400 --> 0:32:45.080 the fuck did you. 0:32:46.880 --> 0:32:47.480 Got hospital? 0:32:48.080 --> 0:32:50.120 She just came home from work. She's in the middle 0:32:50.120 --> 0:32:55.480 of the show. Okay, wait, you thought she broke out 0:32:55.520 --> 0:32:56.200 of the hospital. 0:32:57.760 --> 0:33:00.560 Why would she have that, don't She's. 0:33:00.480 --> 0:33:06.400 Like these I gotta open these girls, Oh my god. 0:33:06.480 --> 0:33:08.400 But then it became that into like, yo, we're just 0:33:08.800 --> 0:33:11.040 doing weird shit, like they would order like a big 0:33:11.120 --> 0:33:13.880 ass gummy worm and just cut it into pieces. Now 0:33:13.920 --> 0:33:16.280 it's like, okay, this is officially brain raped, bro, because 0:33:16.320 --> 0:33:17.600 what are you getting out of this? You know what 0:33:17.640 --> 0:33:19.160 I'm saying. And that's why bad buddies skip in the 0:33:19.200 --> 0:33:21.160 United States, because that's all we do all day. They 0:33:21.200 --> 0:33:23.440 do tiktoks, whereas one side is just like a screw 0:33:23.480 --> 0:33:25.520 getting screwed into a hole, and then this side is 0:33:25.600 --> 0:33:27.640 like Timothy chy Lame doing the Millie Rock. 0:33:27.640 --> 0:33:29.760 And then the top is like a random mobile game 0:33:29.760 --> 0:33:31.480 where you're jumping over the trains or something. 0:33:32.560 --> 0:33:35.320 They'll have all of these motherfucking screens, all kinds of splits, 0:33:35.600 --> 0:33:38.320 and then they'll have an actual visual verbals fucking story 0:33:38.400 --> 0:33:40.440 being told, and you're trying to keep up with every 0:33:40.480 --> 0:33:44.040 single thing, and then you realize and then you wonder, motherfucker, 0:33:44.080 --> 0:33:46.920 why you can't sit down and read a three fucking 0:33:47.640 --> 0:33:50.640 a paragraph in a book. It's like, bro, of course not. 0:33:51.360 --> 0:33:54.320 They're literally trying to fry our fucking brain. 0:33:54.480 --> 0:33:58.040 And they are succeeding, Bro, because I would like that's 0:33:58.280 --> 0:34:00.360 so look, I'm gonna make a this on. 0:34:01.040 --> 0:34:04.959 Who not mom fish sock seed talking about right now? 0:34:06.480 --> 0:34:06.640 Yo? 0:34:07.400 --> 0:34:15.640 Oh my boy boy boy, my boy star. You know 0:34:15.640 --> 0:34:18.160 what I mean. Sorry, I'm sorry, sorry, because you know 0:34:18.200 --> 0:34:22.040 what every tween gona be iri, Everything's gonna be hurry. 0:34:22.080 --> 0:34:22.239 Man. 0:34:22.800 --> 0:34:27.400 You know when when May I go to the Spanish 0:34:27.480 --> 0:34:31.080 town over there and we see the world boss and 0:34:31.160 --> 0:34:33.839 then tell me, I mean I use kicks up no more. 0:34:34.800 --> 0:34:37.560 I say, that's the choice that you are willing to 0:34:37.640 --> 0:34:41.000 make because I love to watch me finish with the cakes. 0:34:41.040 --> 0:34:43.600 So yo, that is the wildest fives cartell line I 0:34:43.640 --> 0:34:44.800 ever heard of. Myne listen. 0:34:46.200 --> 0:34:47.880 That literally like like. 0:34:50.800 --> 0:34:53.800 Literally like that's like new brain rot. But I have 0:34:54.080 --> 0:34:56.800 I have a theory here, Okay, and don't beat me 0:34:56.920 --> 0:34:59.440 up because Mother's Day is coming up. But our moms 0:35:00.160 --> 0:35:03.160 put us onto the og brain rot, the og brain 0:35:03.280 --> 0:35:04.600 rot okay, and this is. 0:35:04.600 --> 0:35:06.200 Like Latino kids. You know what I'm saying. 0:35:06.719 --> 0:35:09.239 Oh, I feel like the og Brain Rot was Soberthohian 0:35:09.320 --> 0:35:13.360 there because it was twelve hours long. It had no structure, 0:35:13.640 --> 0:35:15.399 it didn't make no sense. It's like, Yo, we're gonna 0:35:15.400 --> 0:35:17.760 go from a musical act to tell you about Captain Crunch, 0:35:17.960 --> 0:35:20.719 to tell you about this comedy's kid to now we 0:35:20.840 --> 0:35:23.479 got four kids singing a hotel California, and then. 0:35:23.480 --> 0:35:25.640 And then this clown demon is gonna kick people out 0:35:25.640 --> 0:35:27.759 and playing a horn like ya. 0:35:28.320 --> 0:35:32.120 It was like it was like the first og over stimulation, bro, 0:35:32.280 --> 0:35:32.919 you know what I'm saying. 0:35:33.000 --> 0:35:36.240 And then now to make it to bring in full circle, 0:35:36.520 --> 0:35:39.080 is beneath O aware of that and he's just like yo, 0:35:39.160 --> 0:35:40.640 y'all just went for the og brain rode to the 0:35:40.680 --> 0:35:41.200 new brain Rod. 0:35:41.280 --> 0:35:43.200 I'm never coming to the United States ever again. You 0:35:43.320 --> 0:35:43.759 know what I'm saying. 0:35:43.800 --> 0:35:45.920 I'm sure bad Bunny has WhatsApp and he sees what 0:35:46.000 --> 0:35:47.480 the fuck is going on over there? You feel me 0:35:47.600 --> 0:35:50.400 withoutur Caribbean parents and the AI Bro. 0:35:51.040 --> 0:35:54.640 Yo, Mother's Day's coming up, bro, and I don't want 0:35:54.840 --> 0:35:58.920 an AI scammer to call my mom and be like mommy, 0:35:59.719 --> 0:36:05.160 mom me at weeh, came madle She's like, hey, came 0:36:05.640 --> 0:36:09.280 came mad No, It's okay, Yoo said. 0:36:09.120 --> 0:36:13.239 Oh yeah made mami. I need something from you. It's 0:36:13.320 --> 0:36:13.719 you song. 0:36:14.320 --> 0:36:17.440 I need you social Security number, and I need you 0:36:17.560 --> 0:36:21.040 day of birth and I need you address and your 0:36:21.080 --> 0:36:24.000 phone number and uh the name of your children and 0:36:24.080 --> 0:36:24.920 the day of birth. 0:36:25.160 --> 0:36:27.560 And she's just like claud to and then she just 0:36:27.600 --> 0:36:29.080 writes it down and gives it to me. You know 0:36:29.120 --> 0:36:31.759 what I'm saying. That makes me nervous, bro, It makes 0:36:31.800 --> 0:36:32.240 me nervous. 0:36:32.560 --> 0:36:32.680 Bro. 0:36:32.840 --> 0:36:34.680 My mom showed me a video the other day and 0:36:34.840 --> 0:36:38.359 she had a witness. She's she showed me a video. 0:36:38.719 --> 0:36:42.880 I'm a big ass fucking dog. And I'm like, ma, 0:36:43.320 --> 0:36:46.160 there's there's there's no way you watching this. And you 0:36:46.239 --> 0:36:50.839 think because she was like, bro, you know damn well 0:36:50.920 --> 0:36:54.239 that this ship is bad fake And she's like like 0:36:56.239 --> 0:36:58.800 and even when my pap was as, I'm like, Poppy, 0:36:59.760 --> 0:37:03.000 you can't believe everything you see on the internet because 0:37:03.040 --> 0:37:04.560 the thing is wait, wait, I don't know if it's 0:37:04.600 --> 0:37:07.920 just Caribbeans in general, but Dominicans. If there is a 0:37:08.080 --> 0:37:11.239 link and there is a picture, forget that ship is 0:37:12.120 --> 0:37:16.360 shown head Stone And another thing is that these motherfuckers 0:37:16.680 --> 0:37:20.319 listen to the news like background music. Like the news 0:37:20.400 --> 0:37:24.319 to them is is just it's like yeah, it's like there. 0:37:24.400 --> 0:37:25.960 It's just that's that's just what they hear. 0:37:26.600 --> 0:37:27.120 It's just there. 0:37:28.719 --> 0:37:31.279 Yeah. That's why the biggest YouTube segment in DR is 0:37:31.400 --> 0:37:34.600 old men sitting around in the room random studio talking politics, 0:37:35.040 --> 0:37:37.239 like but not really talking politics. Be like. 0:37:45.719 --> 0:37:48.279 You, I love them because they be cursing and they 0:37:48.360 --> 0:37:49.080 be fucking wild. 0:37:52.040 --> 0:37:52.640 I don't even know. 0:37:52.840 --> 0:37:54.759 It's not even the Constitution that on free speech because 0:37:54.760 --> 0:37:56.239 I'm like, if motherfuckers is. 0:37:57.840 --> 0:37:58.680 They risking it all? 0:37:58.800 --> 0:37:58.920 Bro? 0:37:59.440 --> 0:38:01.040 You know what I'm saying. But let me ask you 0:38:01.080 --> 0:38:03.360 all this. You know Mother's Day is coming up, so 0:38:03.520 --> 0:38:04.960 you know we want to make our mom is happy. 0:38:05.080 --> 0:38:05.239 You know. 0:38:05.960 --> 0:38:08.400 I don't know I'm gonna do that, you know, by 0:38:08.520 --> 0:38:09.000 just being me. 0:38:09.160 --> 0:38:15.000 You know what I'm saying, something bitchy. 0:38:15.719 --> 0:38:17.600 Alright, bro listen, We're gonna go to Marshals. You gotta 0:38:18.239 --> 0:38:23.839 some nice soap, yo, Yo. This is every Dominican mom. 0:38:23.880 --> 0:38:25.440 I don't care like you could be like, Yo, my 0:38:25.480 --> 0:38:26.000 mom's right here. 0:38:26.040 --> 0:38:29.680 That's not true. You're lying. If you buy your Dominican 0:38:29.800 --> 0:38:33.480 mom something for Mother's Day and it's expensive. They ain't 0:38:33.520 --> 0:38:33.880 touching it. 0:38:34.200 --> 0:38:36.279 If you hear the fucking Marshals, bro, and you get 0:38:36.320 --> 0:38:40.719 fucking Crabtree and Evelyn Peach soap, They're like, ay, wow, Wow, 0:38:40.800 --> 0:38:44.400 what is that Lean? And I'm just like, Yo, Crabtree, evelying, Bro, 0:38:44.480 --> 0:38:46.800 shit is mad exotic. Meanwhile, I'm just like scraping the 0:38:46.840 --> 0:38:49.239 price off the ship. It's like two ninety nine Clearance, Like. 0:38:49.400 --> 0:38:50.440 They love that ship. Bro. 0:38:50.560 --> 0:38:54.040 I'm like, Yo, my mom gotta pay a fucking Louis loafus. Well, 0:38:54.120 --> 0:38:57.040 she ain't never warn what God damn it. She wanted 0:38:57.120 --> 0:38:57.920 to church one time and. 0:38:57.920 --> 0:38:59.160 She was like, hey, no I hit them. 0:38:59.520 --> 0:38:59.640 Mean. 0:38:59.680 --> 0:39:04.480 I'm like, that's called haters to I be alert, to 0:39:05.000 --> 0:39:12.759 be alert to alert, alert vibe. But I'm sorry, sorry, 0:39:13.120 --> 0:39:19.560 I don't want to any So the question is for 0:39:19.680 --> 0:39:20.759 y'all give me. 0:39:21.680 --> 0:39:23.200 I started off, you know what I'm saying because I 0:39:23.239 --> 0:39:25.160 feel like I'm the most the biggest disappointment in this room. 0:39:29.200 --> 0:39:31.480 A moment where you where you where you had to 0:39:31.560 --> 0:39:34.200 face your mom's and you was like, damn, bro, like 0:39:34.280 --> 0:39:35.400 I really disappointed her. 0:39:35.520 --> 0:39:37.759 Bro, you know what I'm saying, Like even not maybe 0:39:37.800 --> 0:39:39.520 not in a moment but like hindsight, you know what 0:39:39.520 --> 0:39:41.560 I'm saying looking back on it. I'll tell you right now. 0:39:41.760 --> 0:39:44.080 I might have told this story on a different platforms, 0:39:44.120 --> 0:39:45.919 but it might be the first time telling it all victory. 0:39:46.040 --> 0:39:51.680 Like I was in nights Your housing with a guy 0:39:51.840 --> 0:39:53.919 who's I don't know his government name, but his tech 0:39:54.000 --> 0:39:56.640 name was Selk s c Okay shot the Selk Man. 0:39:56.680 --> 0:39:58.560 If I see y'all, I hope you free my brother, 0:39:58.719 --> 0:39:59.919 you know what I'm saying. But if you're not free 0:40:00.080 --> 0:40:03.640 selk Uh with Silk and Uh and Nate shot the nace. 0:40:03.640 --> 0:40:05.359 You know what I'm saying. He's turned over a new leaf. 0:40:05.400 --> 0:40:07.880 He's lifting weights, he's staying in all his post on 0:40:07.960 --> 0:40:10.680 Instagram is about gains nowadays. And I see you know 0:40:10.719 --> 0:40:13.319 what I'm saying there. My little nig my mom used 0:40:13.320 --> 0:40:15.920 to call him loco. Anyway, I was up there with 0:40:15.960 --> 0:40:19.680 those two Shenan Again hooligans smoking angel dust and we 0:40:19.840 --> 0:40:22.040 had the next dott chrip phones on deck that day, 0:40:22.320 --> 0:40:24.520 and we were all up there smoking angel dust and 0:40:24.760 --> 0:40:27.040 break dancing because that seemed like the thing to do. 0:40:27.560 --> 0:40:29.960 Climb all the way up to the rooftop of the projects. 0:40:29.960 --> 0:40:31.279 You know what I'm saying, don't open the door and 0:40:31.360 --> 0:40:32.680 go on the roof because the alarm is gonna go 0:40:32.760 --> 0:40:34.760 off and then we can't see hear him smoke smoke 0:40:35.040 --> 0:40:37.759 dust in the darkness and then start pop blocking, you know, 0:40:38.000 --> 0:40:41.239 and uh, hours and hours and hours passed by. I 0:40:41.320 --> 0:40:44.640 didn't notice because dust affects. You're in a fugue state, 0:40:44.880 --> 0:40:47.160 you know what I'm saying. You're disassociating. You feel me, 0:40:47.560 --> 0:40:49.479 so I see the concern in your eyes. 0:40:49.560 --> 0:40:57.280 Don't worry. I haven't smoked dust in like weeks. Speed 0:40:57.400 --> 0:41:03.360 past weeks, weeks is progress. Probably. So my sister, my 0:41:03.520 --> 0:41:05.480 little sister, had to come pick me up. 0:41:05.920 --> 0:41:07.560 And when she did, she showed up with her boyfriend 0:41:07.960 --> 0:41:10.360 and they put me in a car because I couldn't 0:41:10.400 --> 0:41:12.120 get in the car because when she said sit in 0:41:12.160 --> 0:41:14.040 the car, I said, no doubt. And I sat on 0:41:14.120 --> 0:41:16.839 the sidewalk and I was and I got mad because 0:41:16.840 --> 0:41:18.960 I was like, why y'all not driving? And she's like, 0:41:19.239 --> 0:41:22.719 because you're not in the car, you dumb motherfucker. She's like, 0:41:22.760 --> 0:41:24.920 I gotta take you home like this. She's like, cause 0:41:24.960 --> 0:41:28.200 mommy is momy, Mommy's calling us, bro. We got to 0:41:28.280 --> 0:41:30.920 come home because we both left the house like together, 0:41:32.360 --> 0:41:34.080 and I was like our thing, like, yo, I'm taking 0:41:34.120 --> 0:41:35.880 it with Yo, It's okay, she's safe, she's with me. 0:41:35.960 --> 0:41:37.880 She'd go slide with her boyfriend and I go smoke 0:41:38.000 --> 0:41:38.640 us in the projects. 0:41:38.960 --> 0:41:41.239 So I go home. 0:41:41.520 --> 0:41:44.480 She takes me home and my guys, this is like 0:41:45.239 --> 0:41:47.439 around this time, like may you know what I'm saying? 0:41:47.440 --> 0:41:50.560 At times, and I have a north face checking on 0:41:52.120 --> 0:41:54.080 and I'm like, Yo, you know what I'm gonna do. 0:41:54.239 --> 0:41:56.640 I'm gonna put this on very tightly so that my 0:41:56.719 --> 0:41:58.600 mom doesn't know I'm high. I did this multiple times, 0:41:58.640 --> 0:42:01.520 by the way, and it never worked. So everything I 0:42:01.600 --> 0:42:03.239 came in the house, oh you mean like the hood 0:42:03.320 --> 0:42:06.560 on hood and I pulled the elastic strings so that 0:42:06.640 --> 0:42:08.520 all you see is just like Ninja eyes. 0:42:08.920 --> 0:42:09.520 You know what I'm saying. 0:42:09.560 --> 0:42:11.040 It's like it's like a bronx, like you know what 0:42:11.040 --> 0:42:12.560 I'm saying, Like Broker, you know what I'm saying, Like 0:42:12.600 --> 0:42:15.640 it just comes the whole ship and bro I walked 0:42:15.680 --> 0:42:17.200 in there and my sister's like, Yo, what are you 0:42:17.280 --> 0:42:17.719 doing this? 0:42:17.880 --> 0:42:18.040 Man? 0:42:19.239 --> 0:42:20.680 Like you're gonna walking in with a jacket, come in 0:42:20.719 --> 0:42:23.120 your whole face. You look mad, suss like you might 0:42:23.160 --> 0:42:24.800 as well, just walk in there looking like sweet secret 0:42:24.800 --> 0:42:26.280 scirrel because she's not gonna kick. 0:42:26.200 --> 0:42:27.960 Like this is more sucks. And I was like, no, no, no, 0:42:28.040 --> 0:42:29.840 you don't know. I was like, I know everything. 0:42:30.040 --> 0:42:32.120 And I walked in there, bro, and my mom just 0:42:32.200 --> 0:42:34.640 looked at me and she didn't say ship to me, Bro. 0:42:34.840 --> 0:42:41.520 She just looked at me and said, hey, oh no Bro. 0:42:42.040 --> 0:42:51.000 I was like, shout to the hart snipe me. 0:42:51.080 --> 0:42:51.160 Bro. 0:42:51.320 --> 0:42:53.600 I was like, and she never cursed me out before. 0:42:53.640 --> 0:42:54.239 That's what I'm saying. 0:42:54.239 --> 0:42:59.279 I would rather like going through, even though I don't 0:42:59.280 --> 0:43:03.359 know bath call you cat said also put the mommy 0:43:03.640 --> 0:43:04.920 to do that guy get the car and you get 0:43:04.960 --> 0:43:05.320 that plot. 0:43:05.320 --> 0:43:09.080 Though, I would have rather that she just said yes 0:43:09.320 --> 0:43:11.799 me and just got started getting ready for work. 0:43:12.000 --> 0:43:13.879 I was like, ah, you fucking bomb, go in your room, 0:43:14.280 --> 0:43:16.399 you piece of ship and like wallow and self pity. 0:43:16.400 --> 0:43:17.719 And I was like, that's exactly what I did. I 0:43:17.800 --> 0:43:20.040 was like, fuck. I was like, my failure, damn man, 0:43:20.080 --> 0:43:34.520 here I am here, I have baby Bunny, got something coming. 0:43:34.719 --> 0:43:37.400 Yeah, that's crazy, let's not do that. 0:43:38.680 --> 0:43:38.960 Do that. 0:43:40.080 --> 0:43:43.560 I gotta say mine the time that I disappointed my 0:43:43.680 --> 0:43:47.520 mom or my parents the most, Bro, I got arrested. 0:43:48.200 --> 0:43:51.319 What I got arrested? I said that, Like what when 0:43:51.360 --> 0:43:52.320 I was like fourteen? 0:43:52.440 --> 0:43:52.480 No? 0:43:52.600 --> 0:43:55.120 No, no, I think I was like thirteen. Yeah, I 0:43:55.239 --> 0:43:58.840 was thirteen. I got arrested for guess what, graffiti? 0:43:58.960 --> 0:43:59.200 Bitch? 0:43:59.480 --> 0:44:06.160 No, yeah, it was bro and this is some bullshit. 0:44:06.200 --> 0:44:08.640 It wasn't even graffiti. I was literally just riding on 0:44:08.800 --> 0:44:12.480 a wall with fucking marker. Yeah. And then some dts 0:44:12.520 --> 0:44:14.600 pulled up and it was like some dickhead dts. He 0:44:14.800 --> 0:44:17.080 was so hyped to catch somebody in the crime. His 0:44:17.280 --> 0:44:20.000 dick got hard, like he was oh yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:44:20.440 --> 0:44:22.480 he walked in, he walked he came after me, like 0:44:22.520 --> 0:44:25.279 the fucking Yns who who got caught lacking in the 0:44:25.280 --> 0:44:29.279 smoke shop, was like yeah, like yoh, what's good. I 0:44:29.440 --> 0:44:33.280 was thirteen. My mom was in dr Bro when this happened, 0:44:33.280 --> 0:44:36.680 so I was unsupervised. They had to call my mom 0:44:36.719 --> 0:44:39.760 from dr because I was like, ye're not calling my father. 0:44:40.200 --> 0:44:43.120 I don't care what you do. Do not call my 0:44:43.360 --> 0:44:49.239 father because Boppy don't play that shiit bro. First of all, 0:44:49.239 --> 0:44:50.840 they had me and my cousin locked up like some 0:44:51.320 --> 0:44:55.360 animals in the back. My hun pulls up to finally 0:44:55.520 --> 0:44:57.040 get us out. Because we were too young for them 0:44:57.080 --> 0:44:59.920 to send us like away. But the homegirl that was 0:45:00.160 --> 0:45:03.120 me had just turned sixteen, so she had to go away. Yeah, 0:45:03.640 --> 0:45:07.040 but we get we get locked in. My uncle goes 0:45:07.120 --> 0:45:09.680 to get my dad, and my dad pulls up to 0:45:09.719 --> 0:45:12.080 pick me up, and Poppy's on the phone making the 0:45:12.080 --> 0:45:15.800 phone call to mom and I'm just like, mommy's in DR, 0:45:16.080 --> 0:45:20.239 realizing that I just got arrested. Poppy just came to 0:45:20.320 --> 0:45:24.200 pick me up. He not even talking to me. He 0:45:24.320 --> 0:45:26.560 literally saw me. It was like, and then we walked 0:45:26.560 --> 0:45:28.120 straight to the car. He didn't say a word, and 0:45:28.200 --> 0:45:32.640 I was like, oh, what do I do? And Mommy, 0:45:32.719 --> 0:45:34.719 I was just like, yo, I can just imagine what 0:45:34.920 --> 0:45:38.200 my mom is thinking being in DR and that she 0:45:38.280 --> 0:45:40.040 leaves us alone for three fucking days and here I 0:45:40.120 --> 0:45:41.160 am in fucking jail. Bro. 0:45:43.440 --> 0:45:44.080 By the way, the. 0:45:44.120 --> 0:45:46.360 Criminal justice system is so fucked up that you go 0:45:46.400 --> 0:45:49.200 to Jeff for graffiti. Her homegirl that was sixteen still 0:45:49.239 --> 0:45:49.960 on rikers. 0:45:50.320 --> 0:45:58.360 She's still there, still got some I'll got some serious 0:45:58.480 --> 0:45:59.399 ass tails. Man. 0:46:00.480 --> 0:46:02.719 My shit ain't even that crazy because I was a 0:46:02.760 --> 0:46:06.399 good boy. But like, this is something, this is something 0:46:06.400 --> 0:46:10.120 that would happen routinely with me. So Spanish is my 0:46:10.200 --> 0:46:13.480 first language, but my mom refused to put me in 0:46:13.760 --> 0:46:16.680 ESL as a kid, like, so she just threw me 0:46:16.760 --> 0:46:19.799 to the wolves. So like, imagine your entire life right 0:46:19.960 --> 0:46:22.239 up until you're like four or five years old, you're 0:46:22.239 --> 0:46:26.480 speaking Spanish only then you go to school. And they 0:46:26.560 --> 0:46:27.920 tried to play my mom. So they was like, well, 0:46:27.960 --> 0:46:30.200 he speaks Spanish, let's put him in the Spanish class. 0:46:30.600 --> 0:46:32.279 She wasn't fucking with that because she knew that that 0:46:32.440 --> 0:46:34.680 class got way less resources, you know what I mean, 0:46:34.880 --> 0:46:36.920 got like they didn't have. Like they were like, no, no, no, 0:46:36.960 --> 0:46:38.880 not fuck that. Put him in the regular class. He 0:46:38.960 --> 0:46:41.720 gonna learn English that way. So that's how I learned English. 0:46:41.760 --> 0:46:44.200 So I went from speaking Spanish from like learning from 0:46:44.280 --> 0:46:48.359 the from the from my conception to like four years old, 0:46:48.840 --> 0:46:52.440 then from school pretty much my entire academic career speaking 0:46:52.560 --> 0:46:58.400 like mostly English. So when I was like twelve, thirteen, fourteen, right, 0:46:58.440 --> 0:47:02.239 I would have this issue rec contextualizing Spanish, like translating 0:47:02.280 --> 0:47:07.000 it in my head. So mommy would send me to 0:47:07.040 --> 0:47:13.120 the supermarket to get pat and I would get green 0:47:13.239 --> 0:47:21.840 plantains because those were moss. So for my non Spanish 0:47:21.880 --> 0:47:26.200 speaking folks, pat means mature planting, which means which means 0:47:26.200 --> 0:47:29.640 it's softer, it's riper, and it's sweeter, it's sweet. It's 0:47:29.640 --> 0:47:32.400 a sweet plantain. The other ones are green and like 0:47:32.560 --> 0:47:34.759 not as ripe, and they're way they're they're like hard 0:47:34.840 --> 0:47:38.680 right there. Yeah, yeah, their starts here. So my English 0:47:38.760 --> 0:47:42.640 brain could not recontextualize maud and. 0:47:42.920 --> 0:47:45.560 Moss doodle, which means more hard. 0:47:45.800 --> 0:47:49.959 Yeah, so my stupid ass would get more hard flat 0:47:50.719 --> 0:47:56.000 because my mom sent me to the supermarket moss doodle, which, 0:47:56.160 --> 0:47:56.760 by the way. 0:47:57.200 --> 0:48:00.560 Is by the way to put it in the context. 0:48:00.960 --> 0:48:03.640 This is this is this man is thirty seven years old, 0:48:03.719 --> 0:48:06.600 so this is we're going back twenty years back then 0:48:07.440 --> 0:48:09.560 was like forty seven for a dollar. 0:48:09.719 --> 0:48:13.840 Yes, so he was at food was office hours exactly. 0:48:13.480 --> 0:48:17.000 Squeezing every fucking plant, the hardest one to find, the 0:48:17.080 --> 0:48:17.680 hardest plot. 0:48:20.680 --> 0:48:24.560 Pach my hey, pach police. 0:48:27.640 --> 0:48:30.239 So I would get home with the with forty six 0:48:30.400 --> 0:48:34.680 of the wrong plot and my mom would go, no, I. 0:48:38.320 --> 0:48:41.799 Don't know, tell him, and I. 0:48:41.760 --> 0:48:48.640 Would say, and I should be like Monday three nap, 0:48:48.719 --> 0:48:51.520 don't come down, embassie. 0:48:51.600 --> 0:48:54.080 She would call me an imbecile. 0:48:54.320 --> 0:48:54.560 In that. 0:48:56.600 --> 0:49:01.399 Go out of the coward. What is that a discipline man? Yeah? 0:49:01.520 --> 0:49:04.600 Like what the fuck? So that's Charlatan, that's the best one. 0:49:06.840 --> 0:49:09.560 Like that is old ass word. Yeah, that's how that's so, 0:49:09.800 --> 0:49:12.000 that's how I would routinely upset my mother. 0:49:12.680 --> 0:49:16.840 Damn. Raddy was really a good kid, right like, Yo, you. 0:49:16.920 --> 0:49:22.000 Know I shot a cat nah in the courtyard. I'm like, no, 0:49:22.560 --> 0:49:22.960 not like that. 0:49:23.080 --> 0:49:23.560 You know what it was? 0:49:23.680 --> 0:49:27.560 It's because it's because like my older sister was like 0:49:27.719 --> 0:49:31.759 kind of doing all the teenager ship. So I was like, oh, 0:49:31.840 --> 0:49:33.200 I'm not gonna make my mom feel like that. 0:49:33.840 --> 0:49:38.120 So I'm your sister. Yeah, that's Ingrid as you. She's like, nah, bro, 0:49:38.120 --> 0:49:39.960 I'm getting first time. He's like look at you. 0:49:40.120 --> 0:49:41.080 Yeah, like I'm drinking. 0:49:41.480 --> 0:49:43.400 But like it's you don't know. On the lowe on 0:49:43.440 --> 0:49:46.439 the low. Yeah, in his car, parked in a safe spot. 0:49:46.560 --> 0:49:49.040 He's sixty nine y on the couch Ingrid was behind 0:49:49.080 --> 0:49:51.440 the couch. H yeah, like on the nobody could see 0:49:51.480 --> 0:49:56.360 her show up here one day and just sit in 0:49:56.480 --> 0:49:59.000 silence for forty five minutes. You're staring at us like 0:49:59.280 --> 0:49:59.840 in scrubs. 0:50:02.239 --> 0:50:03.600 Mm hmmm mm hmm. 0:50:04.320 --> 0:50:08.280 Were were I was jerking motherfuckers off behind the couch. 0:50:08.080 --> 0:50:10.200 Behind the couch. Oh ship, I don't even know you. 0:50:10.440 --> 0:50:13.520 That's crazy. That's crazy. Who is crazy? That's crazy. No, 0:50:13.680 --> 0:50:15.400 she's cool, she's cool. She's cool. But you but you, 0:50:16.000 --> 0:50:17.960 oh like this guy's cool, he's not cool, right, you 0:50:18.040 --> 0:50:21.520 got like, oh you gotta go cheap. Oh you're not cool? 0:50:21.600 --> 0:50:23.960 Yeah whatever, Yo, anyway, let's jump this thing. 0:50:25.840 --> 0:50:30.719 I would help her, Yo. 0:50:29.440 --> 0:50:32.759 Victory episode whatever. You know what I'm saying, because you're here, 0:50:34.760 --> 0:50:35.520 maybe way back. 0:50:35.360 --> 0:50:37.320 At the tribe. You know what I'm saying, Lockheed, You 0:50:37.360 --> 0:50:37.759 know what i mean. 0:50:37.920 --> 0:50:39.440 Hit the light, hit the bell, hit the subscribe it 0:50:39.480 --> 0:50:41.080 all that ship they tell all your friends coming. 0:50:40.920 --> 0:50:42.239 On the coming down the copy, down the compy, down 0:50:42.239 --> 0:50:43.080 the comment. You know what I'm saying. 0:50:43.120 --> 0:50:45.080 Tell his bells. She looks beautiful to rainy. His tattoos 0:50:45.080 --> 0:50:46.399 are amculate. You know what I'm saying that you love 0:50:46.640 --> 0:50:48.960 his how he utilizes his goal fronts. 0:50:48.960 --> 0:50:51.239 And also tell us what's the most fucking embarrassing thing 0:50:51.280 --> 0:50:51.640 you ever did? 0:50:53.560 --> 0:50:55.320 Yeah, because we in there, we answer. 0:50:55.840 --> 0:51:00.400 You know what I'm saying, Yeah, bitch, literally like m hm, 0:51:11.120 --> 0:51:12.600 a luxury light light like 0:51:16.080 --> 0:51:16.120 H