Speaker 1: Yo, what's up as you buddy kid? Marrily Human Duract.
Speaker 2: Maybe because I keep it wavy Listen on this episode
Speaker 2: of Victory, like we are talking about bad Bunny. Why
Speaker 2: because he announced this tour and he is not going
Speaker 2: nowhere in the United States at all.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Why is that?
Speaker 2: Is it because you know what I'm saying, we have
Speaker 2: a new GTA trailer and everybody's too busy gooning, you
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying to purchase tickets or to do
Speaker 2: anything like that. Maybe it's that, Maybe it's that we
Speaker 2: are completely obsessed with the lives of streamers and their drama,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Or maybe he's trying to
Speaker 2: be a nice guy and not distract us from the
Speaker 2: real holiday Mother's Day, you know what I'm saying. It's
Speaker 2: around the corner, and were trying to do nice things
Speaker 2: for moms. So maybe he's just like, Yo, spend some
Speaker 2: time with your mom, not me. We're gonna get to
Speaker 2: the bottom of the shit. Stay right there, bitch, liter.
Speaker 3: Of literary and here is trying to prave him for
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're trying to get some prison this man is
Speaker 1: talking about. Yeah, I was squishing, I was making jam.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's probably what it was. I don't even know.
Speaker 4: I don't even know what type of time Man was on.
Speaker 4: But you need it. If you need another one.
Speaker 1: Well you know what I'm saying. Yeah, listen. Then we
Speaker 1: live in a capitalist society, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: And this motherfuckers is Victory Life is episode one fifteen.
Speaker 1: We're back at the traps. It's just the gang this time.
Speaker 1: It's like I like it, you know what I mean? Uh,
Speaker 1: I'm the kid, Marylyn. You know who I am.
Speaker 2: Man, I'm you favorite Dominican uncle, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: the one that be drunk, fall asleep on the couch.
Speaker 2: And I got a nice car and you're like, drive
Speaker 2: your car. And I'm like, nah, the local uncle.
Speaker 3: You asks for a dollar but he gives you fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I'm saying. I bet I thought
Speaker 1: my same cool bucket. Let you like I do you know?
Speaker 2: And they're like, they're like, what does that mean? Feed
Speaker 2: the chickens. I don't have any chickens. I'm like, yo, y'all,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, of course. You know that dulce beautiful
Speaker 1: voice that you're hearing your microphone.
Speaker 2: You know what that is. That's Liz Belle Ordine stoop
Speaker 2: up bit to New York City. That's right, man takes
Speaker 2: him and on this I have the other batting of
Speaker 2: the video crew. You know what I'm saying, Radio Vian bitch.
Speaker 4: Don't play with it.
Speaker 1: Yes see, I love being in the studio because we
Speaker 1: don't get this, we don't get the Yeah, of course,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. The rest of the gang
Speaker 1: is in the building. You know what I'm saying. Victor
Speaker 1: is he Aris Barry because he's building a house with
Speaker 1: his bare hands. You know what I'm saying. He's right
Speaker 1: now in the mountains of Italy doing that. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean. He's making new Tella.
Speaker 2: You know, he's making new tell with his feet, with
Speaker 2: his feet. You know what I'm saying, Yo, you said
Speaker 2: this ship in the same tone of voice as uh, he.
Speaker 1: Put it all on her, Joe Looper. He's making nutella
Speaker 1: with his He's liking it. And guess what she's like.
Speaker 2: You know. Of course, the rest of the gig is
Speaker 2: in the building redacted. You know what I'm saying, it's
Speaker 2: in the building. QGTM hairstag Uh.
Speaker 1: I mean trying the freaking man. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: put this of the year. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, He's That's right.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. Only in pts O. That
Speaker 2: means putting that ship on. You know what I mean,
Speaker 2: That's what the acronym is. Of course, you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
Speaker 1: He's back. He wasn't hit last time. We lied to y'all.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: He wasn't here last time because he was like, he
Speaker 2: was like, Yo, I gotta do a destination with it
Speaker 2: for Mark Zuckerberg. And I was just like, oh, I
Speaker 2: hate Nigga ship, like you get into it and you know.
Speaker 1: Who the fuck that is? Baby? He keeps the audio crisp,
Speaker 1: like your fucking drawers. It's sad, insane, and this is.
Speaker 2: Victor Like episode on fifteen, We're back. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: it feels good to be on this soft ast couch.
Speaker 5: Yo.
Speaker 1: Yeah. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: This ship has swallowed so many parts of mine, yo. Really,
Speaker 2: it's out of control. And I don't I'm not mad,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. Yeah, I was waiting. I was,
Speaker 2: I was. We got a couple of things to talk
Speaker 2: about today, you know what I'm saying, because there's a
Speaker 2: lot of shit going on in the world, and that's
Speaker 2: what we do. We talk about the ship that's going
Speaker 2: on the world, and we make you laugh while we
Speaker 2: talk about it.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: First off, my good sis uh uh brought to our
Speaker 2: attention that Bad Bunny is announcing his new tour. Mysteriously
Speaker 2: missing from the dates is any US dates like the
Speaker 2: Continental US. I mean, you know what I'm saying because
Speaker 2: you know, Dominicans apport because y y'all argue in the
Speaker 2: comments about like who's the country and who belongs to
Speaker 2: the United States.
Speaker 1: Whatever I'm not, don't put me in it, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Why am I in it? Don't put
Speaker 1: me in it, y'all argue. But there's no like Ohio. Stop.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. On the Bad Bunny, I
Speaker 1: have I feel What the fun was you doing in Ohio?
Speaker 4: I was go carting, bowling, making, eating handmade cheese, fucking
Speaker 4: staying in a hotel with a hotel inside the room
Speaker 4: for about for like four or five days. Me and
Speaker 4: two bad bitches for like under two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, That's what I was.
Speaker 3: You want to enjoy his life?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's that's the type of attitude that make
Speaker 4: you miss out on good in your life list.
Speaker 1: Everybody want to go to Miami Kansas City?
Speaker 3: Bro, you ever been to Kansas City?
Speaker 1: It's nothing over there, but it is, and it's cold
Speaker 1: as fuck. Yeah, yeah, it'd be cold as hell.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'd be thinking like it's just the North.
Speaker 2: I'm a dumb ass. I just be thinking like just
Speaker 2: the Northeast is cold. And then like Alaska and not
Speaker 2: to be going on the place, and I'm like, yo,
Speaker 2: hold on, California is not supposed to be cold. Arizona
Speaker 2: is not supposed to be waiting in the desert.
Speaker 1: Why is it cold? And it's just like, nigga, you
Speaker 1: should have been a school.
Speaker 4: Them square states, get it? They get crazy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's because they're not real, Like, yeah, it's just
Speaker 2: a square like, ain't no, nigga, I don't give a
Speaker 2: fuck if you don't got a border that's like a
Speaker 2: river or some mountains, some ship, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: And this is that real broke it out of Oklahoma.
Speaker 3: You fake you have the Oklahoma is.
Speaker 1: Oklahoma, Bro.
Speaker 3: You never met nobody from Oklahoma. The second you say
Speaker 3: something bad about somebody, bro.
Speaker 2: Everywhere I'm I'm gonna pop out of this is gonna
Speaker 2: be a nigga Oklahoma plates.
Speaker 4: I still want to know what happens. It's been two seasons.
Speaker 4: I still want to know what happens in Oklahoma's Dick.
Speaker 4: I need to know, you know, the long, the long
Speaker 4: skinny Dick of Oklahoma. I need to know what goes
Speaker 4: on there. Checks.
Speaker 3: We should take what's good, bro, we should take a
Speaker 3: Victory Lights school trip.
Speaker 5: Dick.
Speaker 4: Listen, let me tell you.
Speaker 2: Who's not going to Oklahoma's Dick. Beny thought aka Bad
Speaker 2: Buddy a going. You know what I'm saying, Uh, why did.
Speaker 1: We think this is?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: You have some theories, Liz, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I mean, I've been to a few Bad Bunny concerts.
Speaker 3: I know why. I mean, you live in the United States.
Speaker 3: You know what the fun going on?
Speaker 1: You better see what you see?
Speaker 2: You know? To me, it was that right, like It's like, Yo,
Speaker 2: Bad Bunny's been known to make political statements in his music.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, like, and he's a mainstream honest,
Speaker 1: so that's like, you know, it's you know, it takes
Speaker 1: some go on it is to do that, you know,
Speaker 1: but shout out to him.
Speaker 2: I immediately thought that, like, you know, I used to
Speaker 2: snatching people up left and right, going crazy, and he's
Speaker 2: just like, man, fuck you, I'm not going to reward
Speaker 2: off of this with my beautiful music.
Speaker 3: I also think they would use his concerts as a
Speaker 3: way to find people.
Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 3: I think that's very aware of all of that.
Speaker 4: Ship Like he's also not Uh, it's like Bad Bunny
Speaker 4: is essentially a walking economy, kind of like drug right
Speaker 4: where Drake is Like Drake by himself is like five
Speaker 4: percent of Torontal's economy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Bad Bunny himself is like an institution lokey. So
Speaker 4: I don't think that he wants to bring business and
Speaker 4: or revenue to a country that is that has been,
Speaker 4: that has historically secured it and taking advantage of his homeland.
Speaker 3: Especially because they you know, pr is a part of
Speaker 3: the US, but they're not treated as such. So it's
Speaker 3: like I'm pretty sure he's like, I I'm gonna do
Speaker 3: my Puerto Rico tour where I'm just gonna perform in
Speaker 3: Puerto Rico, then I'll do a world tour.
Speaker 2: And I honestly, y'all, Yo, it's crazy that you said
Speaker 2: the shit about yo, because I didn't. I didn't I
Speaker 2: thought of like Ice and all that stuff in like
Speaker 2: the political sense of like, yo, he's like against this ship.
Speaker 2: I did not even think of the possibility of just
Speaker 2: mad Ice Vans posted up outside the Bad Bunny concert
Speaker 2: like fucking like Prudential Center, just waiting for motherfuckers to
Speaker 2: come out, like hey, hey come here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, are you a Latino?
Speaker 3: So no, they're going around asking people if they speak Spanish?
Speaker 1: You speak Spanish?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I wouldn't come here neither, bro.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Fuck but I think Okay, fine, guys, there's something I
Speaker 4: gotta tell you.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 4: The real reason Bad Bunny is skipping the US is
Speaker 4: because of me. Okay, it's me. It's my fault, man
Speaker 4: A Right, guys, what'd you do? That's because I can't
Speaker 4: handle I can't handle him and Hunter Shaeffer being in
Speaker 4: the same hemisphere.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. It makes you do.
Speaker 4: I can't do it.
Speaker 1: Just knowing that.
Speaker 4: Beneito and Hunter are alive at the same time, makes
Speaker 4: me a threat to national security if I find out. So,
Speaker 4: if I find out that they're even on the same continent,
Speaker 4: I'm staging a coup. I'm I'm taking over and that's something.
Speaker 4: And Benito knows this and he can't risk that risk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he doesn't want this. Motheruer, I'll take the l bro.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: You're making us all collectively.
Speaker 2: Take b This is like when when your sibling does
Speaker 2: something wrong and you'll get your ass. Well, yeah, this
Speaker 2: is crazy.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 3: You know what's crazy. This is what I was thinking about. Like,
Speaker 3: the US is kind of starting to feel like the
Speaker 3: Auntie's house with mad roaches.
Speaker 1: You don't want to go to that you don't want
Speaker 1: to go to.
Speaker 3: You're just like, fuck, I guess I gotta go.
Speaker 1: You don't want to eat that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like you don't even want to step in that, bitch,
Speaker 3: but I yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you wear your book bag the whole time, the
Speaker 1: whole time.
Speaker 2: If it's one of those houses, bro, and I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna name names, you know what I'm saying. I want
Speaker 2: to shame nobody in my extended family. But it's one
Speaker 2: of them houses where you go and They're like, Yo,
Speaker 2: take your shoes off. And you take your shoes off,
Speaker 2: You're like, I shouldn't have did that, bro, because these
Speaker 2: socks are light colored socks. And now I come out
Speaker 2: of here looking like I just ran uphill at like
Speaker 2: wave hill in the Bronx and ship like through soil.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Like, or you walk around
Speaker 1: the house with socks on, and then your socks is
Speaker 1: mysteriously wet.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that.
Speaker 1: Just makes me feel nasty.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 2: But Benetho, this show up to the met gala with
Speaker 2: what a look that I would like to describe as
Speaker 2: like agent hebott you know what I'm saying, Like he
Speaker 2: came dressed like traditional not traditional, Well a hat was
Speaker 2: a traditional It's not what the fuck is I should
Speaker 2: call the ship with the shows sticking out on the
Speaker 2: size I should notice. So you had a bib on
Speaker 2: at the met gala. You know what I'm saying, shot
Speaker 2: the mom you know what I'm saying, on the check
Speaker 2: you know, let it educating us.
Speaker 4: He had a on that wasn't mommy, that was that
Speaker 4: was that was.
Speaker 1: It was maternal energy. You know what I'm saying, It
Speaker 1: comes through.
Speaker 2: Uh So he's representing Puerto Rico in like a place
Speaker 2: where it's like it's very stuffy, you know what I'm saying, Like.
Speaker 1: So, I mean I feel like he's making statements, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like he's making statements.
Speaker 3: As someone who's worked with Bad Bunny and I've been
Speaker 3: to like six of his six.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: I think that. I think that Bad Bunny is very
Speaker 3: intentional about everything that he does. And Bro, I was
Speaker 3: at the last concert New York is ghetto.
Speaker 1: Bro, they storm the stadium.
Speaker 3: The second night of the show. They stormed the stadium,
Speaker 3: people broken, people who paid hundreds of dollars for tickets
Speaker 3: couldn't get in. There's people passing out getting drunk before
Speaker 3: the concert starts. There's couples arguing and fighting outside like
Speaker 3: there's people wilding, like I know. And even the way
Speaker 3: the US reacts to him, it's very overwhelming, Like the
Speaker 3: way New Yorkers, not even just New Yorkers, just the
Speaker 3: United States react to him in that kind of hive
Speaker 3: like yo, yo just pictures. They don't really care about
Speaker 3: the human It's like, Bro, he not trying to come
Speaker 3: over here for that reason. I really think it's like Yo,
Speaker 3: these people are a little bit more hectic than I'm
Speaker 3: used to. I'm I'm gonna come back in a few years.
Speaker 4: Let's die, it'd be like that. But listen, you think
Speaker 4: you could just text Gale and you could just work
Speaker 4: with bad Bunny six times? All right? Oh, I just
Speaker 4: want to no, no, no, I just want to know
Speaker 4: when I end in a Hideo Kojima game, I will
Speaker 4: not shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3: For four years, we campaign miss fucking nasty Be to
Speaker 3: come up front.
Speaker 1: We don't fought for him, right this guy's having thres
Speaker 1: in hotels in Hawaii.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: We're doing work. You know what I was working.
Speaker 3: I didn't even have a good time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I take camera text Gail out of anxiety. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. That was it. That was what
Speaker 1: that was. That wasn't like a flex like yo, I know, GILK,
Speaker 1: we're cool. That was like a yo. I'm worried about
Speaker 1: black women. Also, Also, you text a Gail out of anxiety.
Speaker 4: That's what you're telling me.
Speaker 1: That's what you're telling me right now on this podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. That's what I'm telling you. Because listen, man,
Speaker 1: just because Trump is President.
Speaker 2: That don't mean that we can't advance as the people,
Speaker 2: because that's everybody's responsible for their own self.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Everybody's responsible for their own
Speaker 1: self the way that they make money. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: Barbershop, you know why. That's true knowledge yourself. I can't
Speaker 1: even be what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: When niggas pull out the nod chopper, it's about to
Speaker 2: be a fight. No no, no, no, that's right before
Speaker 2: we scraped.
Speaker 1: Hold on no.
Speaker 2: That shit, yeah, yo, speaker, holding on, bro. We've been
Speaker 2: holding on for two fucking long. Bro, We've been holding
Speaker 2: on for a very long time. And this it's almost
Speaker 2: a meme. I'm sure y'all seen this meme in like
Speaker 2: comments of like Instagram posts or Twitter or whatever. If
Speaker 2: something crazy happens, people will be like, Yo, Gail King
Speaker 2: was on the moon before we got GTA six.
Speaker 6: Ligitylight like like.
Speaker 2: Ligity like like Gail King was on the moon before
Speaker 2: we got GTA six.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: They again, Yeah, yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 1: That's just coming out never read in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: But they did drop a trailer as our good brother
Speaker 2: Raindy put in there, and uh, everybody is.
Speaker 1: Very horny over the main characters.
Speaker 4: Yeah you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So Rockstar did like a really big content dump of
Speaker 4: like GTA six content. A bunch of characters got their
Speaker 4: own trailers, they released the images and shit, and like,
Speaker 4: everybody's insanely hot for no reason.
Speaker 1: Also, I love it. It's in Vice City again, so
Speaker 1: a lot of so Vice City is in Florida, in
Speaker 1: the world of in the world of Rockstar.
Speaker 2: No Batlety gay Tony, best DLC ever probably ever incredible,
Speaker 2: say helicopter.
Speaker 4: Yeah, one of three Dominican video game characters in history,
Speaker 4: by the way.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then but yeah, so they did a big content
Speaker 4: drop and we got like an actual release date this time,
Speaker 4: which is May twenty six. Oh yeah, oh awesome, yeah
Speaker 4: hell ye know, and people have been doing like these
Speaker 4: breakdowns and shiit like like so basically what Rockstar did
Speaker 4: was they dropped a bunch of content that was like like, yeah, motherfucker,
Speaker 4: look at all this work we put in. Look at it,
Speaker 4: Look at all look at all these fucking uh fuck
Speaker 4: goddamn it, Like, look look at all these textures. Yeah,
Speaker 4: look at all these textures. Look at what we're making.
Speaker 4: Look at what we're making. The PS five do motherfucker
Speaker 4: it was worth the way.
Speaker 1: It's just sound like a seven thirty seven taken off. Yeah.
Speaker 2: They did the same thing that they did with the
Speaker 2: Brooklyn Mirage. They were like, Yo, look a look at
Speaker 2: all this Look but it's actually gonna.
Speaker 1: Work this time. That's the thing Larage canceled everything.
Speaker 2: Uh uh, question this a little abstract. You know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying is could could could Bad Bunny possibly be
Speaker 2: skipping the US because he's like, Yo, I'm protesting against
Speaker 2: grant the photo six because yeah, didn't put no Puerto
Speaker 2: Ricans in the fucking in the main characters. You know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Even though Shorty could be Yeah, I was gonna say, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: she could.
Speaker 1: Be Cuban, you know what I'm saying, But I don't
Speaker 1: think she might not be.
Speaker 2: I gotta read some of the dialogue first, figure out
Speaker 2: if she's Cuban and perto Rican, because if she's Cuban.
Speaker 1: And she's gonna be like, you know what, we gotta
Speaker 1: really close our borders.
Speaker 2: Fuck, we really gotta close our We sell this math
Speaker 2: we gotta close our borders and make sure that Yeah
Speaker 2: there's a DLC where you gotta you gotta get on stage,
Speaker 2: as her say.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I will fun Mama. Yeah, yeo, so
Speaker 1: is crazy.
Speaker 2: You know somebody's gonna do that because it's you know,
Speaker 2: great vot you know as we all know, like you know,
Speaker 2: it's every platform. You know, it's coming out for every platform.
Speaker 2: The PC girlies are gonna go crazy and mod this ship.
Speaker 2: Don't make that mod just because you heard it here,
Speaker 2: or maybe do because you heard it here, so that
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, the tracks I influenced.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, list don't make the mod
Speaker 4: and then blame rock Star. Right like that, we're gonna
Speaker 4: get a lot of self reporting, which motherfucker's gonna be like, Yo,
Speaker 4: why like yo, I.
Speaker 1: Made this patch that makes everybody naked.
Speaker 5: Yo.
Speaker 4: Shout out to Eric Andrey bro like remember that you
Speaker 4: know what mean him of him where he shoots Hannibal
Speaker 4: and then he goes, why would Hannibal do this? This
Speaker 4: happened with Red Dead Redemption right where like somebody like
Speaker 4: hog tied a guy to his horse and then dragged
Speaker 4: him across the map alive, what tied him to a cactus,
Speaker 4: watched him bake in the sun, and then watched crows
Speaker 4: eat his like fester. And then they said, Yo, why
Speaker 4: would rock Star do this?
Speaker 7: Bro?
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Luke did that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was Luke and Kyle.
Speaker 4: We're not about to act like that, like you didn't
Speaker 4: all those events together.
Speaker 1: Listen, Luke and.
Speaker 2: Kyle some shroom gummies and stairs to the computer and
Speaker 2: they were like, dude, yeah, yo, what if dude, what
Speaker 2: if he fucking holy fucked totally yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fucking Narls Barkley.
Speaker 3: Right. It's like when Shorty do the simpsus, Like, Bro,
Speaker 3: you could create your whole world? Why your baby off?
Speaker 1: I yeah, what what's going on in?
Speaker 5: Bro?
Speaker 2: People are sick and that's what to your point, And
Speaker 2: then they'll blame the video game company, like, yo, why
Speaker 2: did you make this a possibility? Bro? Maybe they were
Speaker 2: regular people. They weren't even thinking that you would build
Speaker 2: a pool and then put all your sins in the
Speaker 2: pool and then building an unclimbable fence around the pool
Speaker 2: and then take the latter out.
Speaker 3: As you're speaking to me, I feel like this is
Speaker 3: what God is saying to us, I gave y'all free will.
Speaker 3: I had no idea, Ship. I didn't know, y'all, y'all
Speaker 3: was he. I didn't even know your mind, couldn't even
Speaker 3: think about doing.
Speaker 2: Like God about to come down like like fucking t
Speaker 2: I n A t L would be like you fucking
Speaker 2: free will back, nigga.
Speaker 1: He gonna come down. He's gonna come down like Tay
Speaker 1: Diggs of God.
Speaker 5: Oh ship, oh God, we're breaking some news here.
Speaker 1: The new pope has been elected.
Speaker 3: Who is it revealed?
Speaker 5: He is an American Max from Chicago, Kanye. He's a
Speaker 5: graduate of Villanova University.
Speaker 1: What okay? Whoa, whoa?
Speaker 7: Whoa?
Speaker 1: What is happening?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 1: Robert Francis Prevoust? Robert Francis Prevost, I don't know. He's old.
Speaker 1: Oh you kid, be a young pope. I love the
Speaker 1: bomb after that, like he's dropping a Tropoholics. He's sixty
Speaker 1: nine years old. Sixty nine nice Papaholics. Real shit. He
Speaker 1: is the first American pope. Oh shit, the first American pope. Damn, Yo, damn.
Speaker 1: This is bad.
Speaker 5: You know what?
Speaker 1: This is bad because now Trump is going to go
Speaker 1: on truth social be like lick the best PEPs come
Speaker 1: from America. We have the first American pope ever. That's
Speaker 1: you know what, that's because of me.
Speaker 7: Listen, listen, We're gonna have to tell Mainland Italy to
Speaker 7: hold this dick.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 7: You know what fucking time it is. You see America
Speaker 7: in my I'm in my dress blues baby, that's on phone,
Speaker 7: m Grave. You know what fucking time it is? T
Speaker 7: dollars baby, we're taking over for the.
Speaker 4: Nine nine and the two thousand.
Speaker 1: Dollars. What are you guys gonna do in the Vatican
Speaker 1: now that you guys have taken over as Americans.
Speaker 7: First order of business, We're gonna add a Hennessy water
Speaker 7: cooler in the in the corners of all of the
Speaker 7: pews because churches. Listen, some of the best people that
Speaker 7: I know go to church.
Speaker 1: It's very boring, very very boring, very boring time.
Speaker 4: It's not very fun.
Speaker 1: It's not very fun.
Speaker 7: You add you throw Henny cool ottas in the mix, Well,
Speaker 7: Henny seawater cooler. It's very very American.
Speaker 1: Chicago.
Speaker 4: I love my people.
Speaker 7: Oh all right, Chicago, I love Chicago. At the end
Speaker 7: of every sermon, we played three hun by Chief Keith
Speaker 7: in edible song.
Speaker 4: I love it. You know why because at church?
Speaker 2: What do you do?
Speaker 7: You cool out with your youngins? All right, that's why
Speaker 7: they announced the white smoke because you know what, the
Speaker 7: white smoke? What are they smoking?
Speaker 1: That's normal? You don't just do that.
Speaker 2: Bro, it's crazy that you said that, yo, because like
Speaker 2: he said, like he'd be saying ship. I'm like, bro,
Speaker 2: it's crazy. I'm like, am I getting old? Because he
Speaker 2: said some ship? And I was like that's kind of true.
Speaker 1: I was like fuck. I was like, damn uh. I
Speaker 1: feel like a person that I don't like is right
Speaker 1: about something.
Speaker 3: That's just normal. Yeah, that's that's normal. Sometimes people are right,
Speaker 3: and sometimes people are fastest, and they might be right
Speaker 3: once or twice.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. It's like a broken clock.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we don't acknowledge them, and we don't get fastest,
Speaker 3: no good publicity.
Speaker 1: We don't care. It suck a dick. Yeah, Draco exists
Speaker 1: only in in GTA six. Yeah. Yeah, Draco is the
Speaker 1: it's bizarro Trump. That's what I might actually be regular Trump.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's like I just tug like normal in front of
Speaker 1: my people, but what I'm closed doors?
Speaker 4: Yeah, when he's behind closed doors. He turned in a
Speaker 4: Denzel Curry. He got the wicks in his hair, he
Speaker 4: took the mask. Yeah, Trump of Wix is nuts.
Speaker 3: He got the big complation terminently on a perky bro.
Speaker 2: He's proud, he said, you know how, he knew the
Speaker 2: purpose fake but he hate it because he's a super gravilin.
Speaker 3: Nah.
Speaker 1: He's on a he on a fir thirty thirty. Yo,
Speaker 1: He's like Nephigi Kevin from China except my painkillers. Yo,
Speaker 1: does perky as I'm off a bean.
Speaker 2: You know. Oh my god. So Beneito's skipping everything. It's
Speaker 2: could because of that. It could because it is. It
Speaker 2: could be because of Recon's obsession.
Speaker 5: Yo.
Speaker 2: I feel like I really feel old now today because
Speaker 2: it used to be that people were obsessed with like rappers, actors, athletes.
Speaker 2: People are now obsessed with streamers. Like streamers are their
Speaker 2: own economy, They're their own thing. They have their own
Speaker 2: very wide lane. I used to clown back in the day.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you know what I'm saying. You know what
Speaker 2: I mean, Let's let's get something popping. But is Beneatho
Speaker 2: skipping that is he skipping over the us because we're
Speaker 2: obsessed with streamers and streaming drama because.
Speaker 1: And Poppy Chulo and my dude or they I am bad.
Speaker 1: That's what he said. This is about this final don't
Speaker 1: do it. They might be or yet. Oh but you
Speaker 1: local you know auto some Oh yeah no some some
Speaker 1: oh ship it's in for one now. Oh yeah, prepared force.
Speaker 1: That's what we're on. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: But yo, fantas so fantom uh And you gave a
Speaker 2: good insight to this because I was panicking.
Speaker 1: I love Dominican people. I was gonna say, I love
Speaker 1: Dominican men. It's crazy. I love Dominican people.
Speaker 4: That makes two of us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love my people.
Speaker 2: So whenever they blow up and shine, I love like
Speaker 2: Karl Anthony Towns busting everybody's eyes. And you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying against busting yesterday, Phantom is out here busting
Speaker 2: everybody's eyes in the streaming game. But he released statements
Speaker 2: saying like, yo, I'm no longer a member of AM
Speaker 2: I'm out of here, yo, and like doing like like
Speaker 2: like kind of like cryptic.
Speaker 3: Tweets like blocked they blocked him, that they blocked.
Speaker 2: Him from the social media accounts and this and this
Speaker 2: and that and I was just like, Yo, is this true.
Speaker 2: I was like, Yo, my Dominican King, like no, they're
Speaker 2: trying to play him, like no, don't play with my son.
Speaker 2: And then I was just like wait a minute. I
Speaker 2: was like, these dudes are very smart and they're very
Speaker 2: like on top of like their branding and all that ship.
Speaker 2: Especially Phantom, bro, like he like beyond you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying, Because like you were saying, oh.
Speaker 3: I was saying, oh yeah, I love that I have
Speaker 3: you trained. I feel so.
Speaker 1: It's home training.
Speaker 3: I think that Phantom is very fucking smart, and I
Speaker 3: think he's also emotionally intelligent. So all of this just
Speaker 3: might be theatrics.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just.
Speaker 3: Say, Bro, he probably handled the ship, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, they get hid.
Speaker 3: All I know is I love Phantom and he's welcome
Speaker 3: to at all times.
Speaker 1: Come on, you know you know what it is baby,
Speaker 1: Come on, slide through the trap. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Also, everybody goes solo at some point, man, you know
Speaker 4: what I'm saying. JT So and look he Beyonce like
Speaker 4: I don't know, yeah, you know what I mean. Sometimes
Speaker 4: you gotta know when you when you outgrown some ship. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I just I'm.
Speaker 1: Just a little too.
Speaker 5: I just.
Speaker 4: Just a little too, just just a little and the
Speaker 4: toot is a shovel. But uh yeah, no, we we
Speaker 4: live in a I just the streamer ship like something
Speaker 4: like I want to act like I'm too old and
Speaker 4: too cool to give a fuck about that ship. But
Speaker 4: then like Phantom, I'm like, oh ship, damn, he left him.
Speaker 4: He fucked, Like what's going on?
Speaker 1: What's like now?
Speaker 4: I'm like interested, you know, I'm like fake invested, but
Speaker 4: I just every other time I'm not, because I just
Speaker 4: we live in a world where like I'll see a
Speaker 4: tweet that's like it's like a clip from a stream
Speaker 4: and if the tweeted, the tweet reads like Dookie Teeth
Speaker 4: is mad at his best friend Cracks Smoke for flirting
Speaker 4: with his girl Regina.
Speaker 1: Yeast Master in the middle of his stream.
Speaker 4: And I don't know, I think it's crazy that I'm
Speaker 4: expected to just like find the will to live after
Speaker 4: reading ship like that on my timeline.
Speaker 5: Yo. Well, the thing is you might not know them,
Speaker 5: but they're getting paid a gajillion dollars, dude, god knows
Speaker 5: what every single day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to do fuck hole every single.
Speaker 3: Day I don't even be mad at it, bro, I
Speaker 3: don't be mad at it. Like when I look at streamers,
Speaker 3: I'm like, yo, yeah, motherfucker's found the way. And guess what,
Speaker 3: I don't think that that's easy at all, because you
Speaker 3: you have to entertain an audience. For six seven, I
Speaker 3: did thirty days straight.
Speaker 1: That's nuts, thirty days straight.
Speaker 3: Constantly talking, making people laugh, trying to like yeah, that's insane.
Speaker 3: I mean, we don't know what they're doing, but.
Speaker 2: That motherfucker always his energy is always so high that
Speaker 2: I want to be like, yo, calm down something.
Speaker 1: This is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: They not doing that for us, even me as a
Speaker 3: thirty year old, Like, yo, he's not talking to us.
Speaker 3: This is like really for the younger kids, which just
Speaker 3: happened to be in the world that they're in. But
Speaker 3: I could never hate it on the streamer, bro. And
Speaker 3: I'm really I'm really fighting against the grain of becoming
Speaker 3: the old hater bitch. It's just like you don't understand
Speaker 3: the ship that the younger kids are doing it, like, look,
Speaker 3: get the fuck out of here. It's like I don't
Speaker 3: want to be that, so I'm trying to understand the
Speaker 3: youth it's like trying to see trying to understand why
Speaker 3: children watch people play with toys on YouTube?
Speaker 2: Yo, fam, can we talk about the one and a
Speaker 2: half minutes that blew my fa? I never understood how.
Speaker 2: I was just like, Yo, I can buy you that ship.
Speaker 2: It's a it's a fucking five dollars block. It's like
Speaker 2: this ship is in a bin at Target, Nigga when
Speaker 2: you walk in right by the fake pizza hut?
Speaker 1: Like what do we? I could just why are you
Speaker 1: watching this? Filipino lady? Opening just watched the game last night?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't fucking who.
Speaker 1: Wo So why would I do that?
Speaker 3: You see he's the mic.
Speaker 1: See but it's crazy. It's don't say blame rock Star.
Speaker 3: I would yes, it gotta be Bro. I would never
Speaker 3: say that.
Speaker 1: I would never say that. We're about to say, Joe, listen,
Speaker 1: we not just for that, yo, We all three of us.
Speaker 2: We played twenty one bro at the Pipes from the
Speaker 2: Pip Joe Buddy Jillian Walla, and they did it.
Speaker 1: Fuck it, we're doing it. We hoping. Yeah, like twenty
Speaker 1: one Yo.
Speaker 4: May're about to go home and go in his sauna
Speaker 4: and wring out his balls on purpose. Here about to
Speaker 4: go like this with his ball sack and then he
Speaker 4: about to wear shorts with nos he gonna be like, Yo,
Speaker 4: how tall are you ready?
Speaker 1: Favey perfect put a low the room to seven.
Speaker 5: Ft recognized an EMT to be on stand by.
Speaker 1: Yes, yoh.
Speaker 4: However, bro I'm gonna pass out' gonna wake up like
Speaker 4: what the fuck is that smack?
Speaker 8: He's got one long ass curly pu yok my, I
Speaker 8: brot like Nah's.
Speaker 3: Crazy as Meryl will probably cook all of us in basketball?
Speaker 1: Yo, you know what it is?
Speaker 2: I got the old man game because now I'm playing
Speaker 2: with my kids and like the younger kids in the
Speaker 2: neighborhood basketball. You know what I'm saying, Like, I know
Speaker 2: you're going to isolate that clip and be like Melo
Speaker 2: was playing with the kids in the neighborhood.
Speaker 8: Merrow did what no basketball? Okay sports, It's victory a
Speaker 8: weird old podcast.
Speaker 4: Malvro manship playing with the kids and his neighborhood. Yo,
Speaker 4: what is going on on that plaf.
Speaker 1: Why does he talk like that? What do you talk
Speaker 1: like that?
Speaker 2: Why do you why does it take so much effort
Speaker 2: for you to move your tongue? You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: that that's insane. You gotta stop that, yo. But nah,
Speaker 2: that's like I feel like that was like the O
Speaker 2: G Brain Rot. It was like the Vigdeo, like the
Speaker 2: like the Unboxing ship, because then it became weird, bro
Speaker 2: because like I saw my kids, like the evolution of
Speaker 2: this ship. Right first, it was like it was just
Speaker 2: one lady. It was like a Filipino lady. I remember
Speaker 2: because I remember I voiced distinctly, and every time I've
Speaker 2: I've been in like a mother and baby like delivery thing.
Speaker 2: I got four I've been there four times, you know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying, and once for angry and trying to think, uh,
Speaker 2: the nurses. I remember that, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: It was like you know what I'm saying, like here
Speaker 2: comea And I remember that the voices, you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying and the accent. So I was like, even
Speaker 2: though Shorty wasn't on camera, no, you can see what's
Speaker 2: her hands. I knew she was Filipino because the accent,
Speaker 2: and plus she had a hospital bracelet on that said
Speaker 2: like hospital I.
Speaker 5: D r N.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Like, yeah, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. So I knew but then after that it
Speaker 1: became now we're not just opening boxes. You're like, how
Speaker 1: the fuck did you.
Speaker 3: Got hospital?
Speaker 1: She just came home from work. She's in the middle
Speaker 1: of the show. Okay, wait, you thought she broke out
Speaker 1: of the hospital.
Speaker 4: Why would she have that, don't She's.
Speaker 1: Like these I gotta open these girls, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: But then it became that into like, yo, we're just
Speaker 2: doing weird shit, like they would order like a big
Speaker 2: ass gummy worm and just cut it into pieces. Now
Speaker 2: it's like, okay, this is officially brain raped, bro, because
Speaker 2: what are you getting out of this? You know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. And that's why bad buddies skip in the
Speaker 2: United States, because that's all we do all day. They
Speaker 2: do tiktoks, whereas one side is just like a screw
Speaker 2: getting screwed into a hole, and then this side is
Speaker 2: like Timothy chy Lame doing the Millie Rock.
Speaker 4: And then the top is like a random mobile game
Speaker 4: where you're jumping over the trains or something.
Speaker 3: They'll have all of these motherfucking screens, all kinds of splits,
Speaker 3: and then they'll have an actual visual verbals fucking story
Speaker 3: being told, and you're trying to keep up with every
Speaker 3: single thing, and then you realize and then you wonder, motherfucker,
Speaker 3: why you can't sit down and read a three fucking
Speaker 3: a paragraph in a book. It's like, bro, of course not.
Speaker 3: They're literally trying to fry our fucking brain.
Speaker 2: And they are succeeding, Bro, because I would like that's
Speaker 2: so look, I'm gonna make a this on.
Speaker 1: Who not mom fish sock seed talking about right now?
Speaker 2: Yo?
Speaker 1: Oh my boy boy boy, my boy star. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean. Sorry, I'm sorry, sorry, because you know
Speaker 1: what every tween gona be iri, Everything's gonna be hurry.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 2: You know when when May I go to the Spanish
Speaker 2: town over there and we see the world boss and
Speaker 2: then tell me, I mean I use kicks up no more.
Speaker 2: I say, that's the choice that you are willing to
Speaker 2: make because I love to watch me finish with the cakes.
Speaker 1: So yo, that is the wildest fives cartell line I
Speaker 1: ever heard of. Myne listen.
Speaker 6: That literally like like.
Speaker 2: Literally like that's like new brain rot. But I have
Speaker 2: I have a theory here, Okay, and don't beat me
Speaker 2: up because Mother's Day is coming up. But our moms
Speaker 2: put us onto the og brain rot, the og brain
Speaker 2: rot okay, and this is.
Speaker 1: Like Latino kids. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Oh, I feel like the og Brain Rot was Soberthohian
Speaker 2: there because it was twelve hours long. It had no structure,
Speaker 2: it didn't make no sense. It's like, Yo, we're gonna
Speaker 2: go from a musical act to tell you about Captain Crunch,
Speaker 2: to tell you about this comedy's kid to now we
Speaker 2: got four kids singing a hotel California, and then.
Speaker 4: And then this clown demon is gonna kick people out
Speaker 4: and playing a horn like ya.
Speaker 1: It was like it was like the first og over stimulation, bro,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: And then now to make it to bring in full circle,
Speaker 2: is beneath O aware of that and he's just like yo,
Speaker 2: y'all just went for the og brain rode to the
Speaker 2: new brain Rod.
Speaker 1: I'm never coming to the United States ever again. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I'm sure bad Bunny has WhatsApp and he sees what
Speaker 3: the fuck is going on over there? You feel me
Speaker 3: withoutur Caribbean parents and the AI Bro.
Speaker 2: Yo, Mother's Day's coming up, bro, and I don't want
Speaker 2: an AI scammer to call my mom and be like mommy,
Speaker 2: mom me at weeh, came madle She's like, hey, came
Speaker 2: came mad No, It's okay, Yoo said.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah made mami. I need something from you. It's
Speaker 1: you song.
Speaker 9: I need you social Security number, and I need you
Speaker 9: day of birth and I need you address and your
Speaker 9: phone number and uh the name of your children and
Speaker 9: the day of birth.
Speaker 1: And she's just like claud to and then she just
Speaker 1: writes it down and gives it to me. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. That makes me nervous, bro, It makes
Speaker 1: me nervous.
Speaker 7: Bro.
Speaker 3: My mom showed me a video the other day and
Speaker 3: she had a witness. She's she showed me a video.
Speaker 3: I'm a big ass fucking dog. And I'm like, ma,
Speaker 3: there's there's there's no way you watching this. And you
Speaker 3: think because she was like, bro, you know damn well
Speaker 3: that this ship is bad fake And she's like like
Speaker 3: and even when my pap was as, I'm like, Poppy,
Speaker 3: you can't believe everything you see on the internet because
Speaker 3: the thing is wait, wait, I don't know if it's
Speaker 3: just Caribbeans in general, but Dominicans. If there is a
Speaker 3: link and there is a picture, forget that ship is
Speaker 3: shown head Stone And another thing is that these motherfuckers
Speaker 3: listen to the news like background music. Like the news
Speaker 3: to them is is just it's like yeah, it's like there.
Speaker 3: It's just that's that's just what they hear.
Speaker 4: It's just there.
Speaker 2: Yeah. That's why the biggest YouTube segment in DR is
Speaker 2: old men sitting around in the room random studio talking politics,
Speaker 2: like but not really talking politics. Be like.
Speaker 3: You, I love them because they be cursing and they
Speaker 3: be fucking wild.
Speaker 1: I don't even know.
Speaker 2: It's not even the Constitution that on free speech because
Speaker 2: I'm like, if motherfuckers is.
Speaker 1: They risking it all?
Speaker 5: Bro?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. But let me ask you
Speaker 1: all this. You know Mother's Day is coming up, so
Speaker 1: you know we want to make our mom is happy.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: I don't know I'm gonna do that, you know, by
Speaker 1: just being me.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, something bitchy.
Speaker 2: Alright, bro listen, We're gonna go to Marshals. You gotta
Speaker 2: some nice soap, yo, Yo. This is every Dominican mom.
Speaker 2: I don't care like you could be like, Yo, my
Speaker 2: mom's right here.
Speaker 1: That's not true. You're lying. If you buy your Dominican
Speaker 1: mom something for Mother's Day and it's expensive. They ain't
Speaker 1: touching it.
Speaker 2: If you hear the fucking Marshals, bro, and you get
Speaker 2: fucking Crabtree and Evelyn Peach soap, They're like, ay, wow, Wow,
Speaker 2: what is that Lean? And I'm just like, Yo, Crabtree, evelying, Bro,
Speaker 2: shit is mad exotic. Meanwhile, I'm just like scraping the
Speaker 2: price off the ship. It's like two ninety nine Clearance, Like.
Speaker 1: They love that ship. Bro.
Speaker 2: I'm like, Yo, my mom gotta pay a fucking Louis loafus. Well,
Speaker 2: she ain't never warn what God damn it. She wanted
Speaker 2: to church one time and.
Speaker 1: She was like, hey, no I hit them.
Speaker 2: Mean.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's called haters to I be alert, to
Speaker 1: be alert to alert, alert vibe. But I'm sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't want to any So the question is for
Speaker 1: y'all give me.
Speaker 2: I started off, you know what I'm saying because I
Speaker 2: feel like I'm the most the biggest disappointment in this room.
Speaker 1: A moment where you where you where you had to
Speaker 1: face your mom's and you was like, damn, bro, like
Speaker 1: I really disappointed her.
Speaker 2: Bro, you know what I'm saying, Like even not maybe
Speaker 2: not in a moment but like hindsight, you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying looking back on it. I'll tell you right now.
Speaker 2: I might have told this story on a different platforms,
Speaker 2: but it might be the first time telling it all victory.
Speaker 2: Like I was in nights Your housing with a guy
Speaker 2: who's I don't know his government name, but his tech
Speaker 2: name was Selk s c Okay shot the Selk Man.
Speaker 2: If I see y'all, I hope you free my brother,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. But if you're not free
Speaker 2: selk Uh with Silk and Uh and Nate shot the nace.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. He's turned over a new leaf.
Speaker 2: He's lifting weights, he's staying in all his post on
Speaker 2: Instagram is about gains nowadays. And I see you know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying there. My little nig my mom used
Speaker 2: to call him loco. Anyway, I was up there with
Speaker 2: those two Shenan Again hooligans smoking angel dust and we
Speaker 2: had the next dott chrip phones on deck that day,
Speaker 2: and we were all up there smoking angel dust and
Speaker 2: break dancing because that seemed like the thing to do.
Speaker 2: Climb all the way up to the rooftop of the projects.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, don't open the door and
Speaker 2: go on the roof because the alarm is gonna go
Speaker 2: off and then we can't see hear him smoke smoke
Speaker 2: dust in the darkness and then start pop blocking, you know,
Speaker 2: and uh, hours and hours and hours passed by. I
Speaker 2: didn't notice because dust affects. You're in a fugue state,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. You're disassociating. You feel me,
Speaker 2: so I see the concern in your eyes.
Speaker 1: Don't worry. I haven't smoked dust in like weeks. Speed
Speaker 1: past weeks, weeks is progress. Probably. So my sister, my
Speaker 1: little sister, had to come pick me up.
Speaker 2: And when she did, she showed up with her boyfriend
Speaker 2: and they put me in a car because I couldn't
Speaker 2: get in the car because when she said sit in
Speaker 2: the car, I said, no doubt. And I sat on
Speaker 2: the sidewalk and I was and I got mad because
Speaker 2: I was like, why y'all not driving? And she's like,
Speaker 2: because you're not in the car, you dumb motherfucker. She's like,
Speaker 2: I gotta take you home like this. She's like, cause
Speaker 2: mommy is momy, Mommy's calling us, bro. We got to
Speaker 2: come home because we both left the house like together,
Speaker 2: and I was like our thing, like, yo, I'm taking
Speaker 2: it with Yo, It's okay, she's safe, she's with me.
Speaker 2: She'd go slide with her boyfriend and I go smoke
Speaker 2: us in the projects.
Speaker 1: So I go home.
Speaker 2: She takes me home and my guys, this is like
Speaker 2: around this time, like may you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2: At times, and I have a north face checking on
Speaker 2: and I'm like, Yo, you know what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put this on very tightly so that my
Speaker 2: mom doesn't know I'm high. I did this multiple times,
Speaker 2: by the way, and it never worked. So everything I
Speaker 2: came in the house, oh you mean like the hood
Speaker 2: on hood and I pulled the elastic strings so that
Speaker 2: all you see is just like Ninja eyes.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like a bronx, like you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying, Like Broker, you know what I'm saying, Like
Speaker 2: it just comes the whole ship and bro I walked
Speaker 2: in there and my sister's like, Yo, what are you
Speaker 2: doing this?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 2: Like you're gonna walking in with a jacket, come in
Speaker 2: your whole face. You look mad, suss like you might
Speaker 2: as well, just walk in there looking like sweet secret
Speaker 2: scirrel because she's not gonna kick.
Speaker 1: Like this is more sucks. And I was like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you don't know. I was like, I know everything.
Speaker 2: And I walked in there, bro, and my mom just
Speaker 2: looked at me and she didn't say ship to me, Bro.
Speaker 2: She just looked at me and said, hey, oh no Bro.
Speaker 1: I was like, shout to the hart snipe me.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 1: I was like, and she never cursed me out before.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 10: I would rather like going through, even though I don't
Speaker 10: know bath call you cat said also put the mommy
Speaker 10: to do that guy get the car and you get
Speaker 10: that plot.
Speaker 1: Though, I would have rather that she just said yes
Speaker 1: me and just got started getting ready for work.
Speaker 2: I was like, ah, you fucking bomb, go in your room,
Speaker 2: you piece of ship and like wallow and self pity.
Speaker 1: And I was like, that's exactly what I did. I
Speaker 1: was like, fuck. I was like, my failure, damn man,
Speaker 1: here I am here, I have baby Bunny, got something coming.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's crazy, let's not do that.
Speaker 5: Do that.
Speaker 3: I gotta say mine the time that I disappointed my
Speaker 3: mom or my parents the most, Bro, I got arrested.
Speaker 3: What I got arrested? I said that, Like what when
Speaker 3: I was like fourteen?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, I think I was like thirteen. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: was thirteen. I got arrested for guess what, graffiti?
Speaker 1: Bitch?
Speaker 3: No, yeah, it was bro and this is some bullshit.
Speaker 3: It wasn't even graffiti. I was literally just riding on
Speaker 3: a wall with fucking marker. Yeah. And then some dts
Speaker 3: pulled up and it was like some dickhead dts. He
Speaker 3: was so hyped to catch somebody in the crime. His
Speaker 3: dick got hard, like he was oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: he walked in, he walked he came after me, like
Speaker 3: the fucking Yns who who got caught lacking in the
Speaker 3: smoke shop, was like yeah, like yoh, what's good. I
Speaker 3: was thirteen. My mom was in dr Bro when this happened,
Speaker 3: so I was unsupervised. They had to call my mom
Speaker 3: from dr because I was like, ye're not calling my father.
Speaker 3: I don't care what you do. Do not call my
Speaker 3: father because Boppy don't play that shiit bro. First of all,
Speaker 3: they had me and my cousin locked up like some
Speaker 3: animals in the back. My hun pulls up to finally
Speaker 3: get us out. Because we were too young for them
Speaker 3: to send us like away. But the homegirl that was
Speaker 3: me had just turned sixteen, so she had to go away. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but we get we get locked in. My uncle goes
Speaker 3: to get my dad, and my dad pulls up to
Speaker 3: pick me up, and Poppy's on the phone making the
Speaker 3: phone call to mom and I'm just like, mommy's in DR,
Speaker 3: realizing that I just got arrested. Poppy just came to
Speaker 3: pick me up. He not even talking to me. He
Speaker 3: literally saw me. It was like, and then we walked
Speaker 3: straight to the car. He didn't say a word, and
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, what do I do? And Mommy,
Speaker 3: I was just like, yo, I can just imagine what
Speaker 3: my mom is thinking being in DR and that she
Speaker 3: leaves us alone for three fucking days and here I
Speaker 3: am in fucking jail. Bro.
Speaker 1: By the way, the.
Speaker 2: Criminal justice system is so fucked up that you go
Speaker 2: to Jeff for graffiti. Her homegirl that was sixteen still
Speaker 2: on rikers.
Speaker 1: She's still there, still got some I'll got some serious
Speaker 1: ass tails. Man.
Speaker 4: My shit ain't even that crazy because I was a
Speaker 4: good boy. But like, this is something, this is something
Speaker 4: that would happen routinely with me. So Spanish is my
Speaker 4: first language, but my mom refused to put me in
Speaker 4: ESL as a kid, like, so she just threw me
Speaker 4: to the wolves. So like, imagine your entire life right
Speaker 4: up until you're like four or five years old, you're
Speaker 4: speaking Spanish only then you go to school. And they
Speaker 4: tried to play my mom. So they was like, well,
Speaker 4: he speaks Spanish, let's put him in the Spanish class.
Speaker 4: She wasn't fucking with that because she knew that that
Speaker 4: class got way less resources, you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: got like they didn't have. Like they were like, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: not fuck that. Put him in the regular class. He
Speaker 4: gonna learn English that way. So that's how I learned English.
Speaker 4: So I went from speaking Spanish from like learning from
Speaker 4: the from the from my conception to like four years old,
Speaker 4: then from school pretty much my entire academic career speaking
Speaker 4: like mostly English. So when I was like twelve, thirteen, fourteen, right,
Speaker 4: I would have this issue rec contextualizing Spanish, like translating
Speaker 4: it in my head. So mommy would send me to
Speaker 4: the supermarket to get pat and I would get green
Speaker 4: plantains because those were moss. So for my non Spanish
Speaker 4: speaking folks, pat means mature planting, which means which means
Speaker 4: it's softer, it's riper, and it's sweeter, it's sweet. It's
Speaker 4: a sweet plantain. The other ones are green and like
Speaker 4: not as ripe, and they're way they're they're like hard
Speaker 4: right there. Yeah, yeah, their starts here. So my English
Speaker 4: brain could not recontextualize maud and.
Speaker 1: Moss doodle, which means more hard.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so my stupid ass would get more hard flat
Speaker 4: because my mom sent me to the supermarket moss doodle, which,
Speaker 4: by the way.
Speaker 1: Is by the way to put it in the context.
Speaker 2: This is this is this man is thirty seven years old,
Speaker 2: so this is we're going back twenty years back then
Speaker 2: was like forty seven for a dollar.
Speaker 1: Yes, so he was at food was office hours exactly.
Speaker 2: Squeezing every fucking plant, the hardest one to find, the
Speaker 2: hardest plot.
Speaker 1: Pach my hey, pach police.
Speaker 4: So I would get home with the with forty six
Speaker 4: of the wrong plot and my mom would go, no, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know, tell him, and I.
Speaker 4: Would say, and I should be like Monday three nap,
Speaker 4: don't come down, embassie.
Speaker 1: She would call me an imbecile.
Speaker 2: In that.
Speaker 1: Go out of the coward. What is that a discipline man? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like what the fuck? So that's Charlatan, that's the best one.
Speaker 1: Like that is old ass word. Yeah, that's how that's so,
Speaker 1: that's how I would routinely upset my mother.
Speaker 3: Damn. Raddy was really a good kid, right like, Yo, you.
Speaker 1: Know I shot a cat nah in the courtyard. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: not like that.
Speaker 3: You know what it was?
Speaker 4: It's because it's because like my older sister was like
Speaker 4: kind of doing all the teenager ship. So I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna make my mom feel like that.
Speaker 1: So I'm your sister. Yeah, that's Ingrid as you. She's like, nah, bro,
Speaker 1: I'm getting first time. He's like look at you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like I'm drinking.
Speaker 1: But like it's you don't know. On the lowe on
Speaker 1: the low. Yeah, in his car, parked in a safe spot.
Speaker 4: He's sixty nine y on the couch Ingrid was behind
Speaker 4: the couch. H yeah, like on the nobody could see
Speaker 4: her show up here one day and just sit in
Speaker 4: silence for forty five minutes. You're staring at us like
Speaker 4: in scrubs.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm mm hmm.
Speaker 4: Were were I was jerking motherfuckers off behind the couch.
Speaker 1: Behind the couch. Oh ship, I don't even know you.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. That's crazy. Who is crazy? That's crazy. No,
Speaker 1: she's cool, she's cool. She's cool. But you but you,
Speaker 1: oh like this guy's cool, he's not cool, right, you
Speaker 1: got like, oh you gotta go cheap. Oh you're not cool?
Speaker 1: Yeah whatever, Yo, anyway, let's jump this thing.
Speaker 3: I would help her, Yo.
Speaker 2: Victory episode whatever. You know what I'm saying, because you're here,
Speaker 2: maybe way back.
Speaker 1: At the tribe. You know what I'm saying, Lockheed, You
Speaker 1: know what i mean.
Speaker 2: Hit the light, hit the bell, hit the subscribe it
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Speaker 1: On the coming down the copy, down the compy, down
Speaker 1: the comment. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Tell his bells. She looks beautiful to rainy. His tattoos
Speaker 2: are amculate. You know what I'm saying that you love
Speaker 2: his how he utilizes his goal fronts.
Speaker 3: And also tell us what's the most fucking embarrassing thing
Speaker 3: you ever did?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we in there, we answer.
Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying, Yeah, bitch, literally like m hm,
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