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Speaker 1: Hey, this is Eric Andre Walcome my new podcast Bombing,

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Speaker 1: where I talk to friends, comedians, musicians, and other creative

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Speaker 1: people about their worst moments on stage and being annihilated

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Speaker 3: Bombing Balming with Eric Andred.

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Speaker 1: All right, we are here with the very funny, wickedly

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Speaker 1: talented comedian Sam J.

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Speaker 2: Put your hands together like Sam J is in the middiding.

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Speaker 2: Where you from?

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Speaker 1: Sam original Austin Boston, Yeah, Roxbury and Dover, fucking Tisbury.

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Speaker 4: Fucking Dorchester, Dorchester, from Dorchester.

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Speaker 1: I went to a fucking dung and Donuts and Dorchester.

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Speaker 1: I gave the guy a fifty. He goes, holy shit,

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Speaker 1: a fifty. What's your dad a freaking doctor?

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Speaker 4: Bro, you're killing it. That's good. That's a good one.

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Speaker 2: But you're black. That's not the black.

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Speaker 4: I'm black.

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Speaker 2: That's not the black Dorchester.

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Speaker 1: No we accent, that's ah, that's a white guy, and yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's a white guy in Boston.

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Speaker 5: Boston black people don't really have like a super accent

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Speaker 5: thing going on.

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Speaker 2: Boston is segregated. Man, I went to college there.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, did you with school?

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Speaker 2: Berkeley College music? It was jazz.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you're a Berkeley kid. You were in a good

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Speaker 4: area that it was right by Newberry. It was cool

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Speaker 4: over there.

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Speaker 2: Did you ever do Emerald Isle the comedy show? Now

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Speaker 2: you did. But you're younger than I don't think we

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Speaker 2: crossed past.

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Speaker 4: I'm not. I'm not younger than you.

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Speaker 2: Turn forty.

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Speaker 4: I'm older than you.

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Speaker 2: Bro, No you're not. Yes, how you you're younger than me?

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Speaker 4: No, I'm not.

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Speaker 3: You look black? Do on crack?

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Speaker 4: Don't? Baby?

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Speaker 3: You look great.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to be forty one.

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Speaker 1: So we're like this close, okay close. So when we

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Speaker 1: might have been at the Emerald dialds? What are you

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Speaker 1: doing stand up?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 2: When did you start doing stand up?

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Speaker 5: I wasn't okay, so like I was like twenty or

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Speaker 5: like like twenty twenty one, yeah, and then I was

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Speaker 5: like I wanted to try it, but I was mad,

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Speaker 5: like shook. But you know, Chris tab and Corey used

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Speaker 5: to run Emerald all they should have like a Sunday

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Speaker 5: show there. Chris tab is my brother, well cousin in law,

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Speaker 5: that is the thing. He's married to my cousin. So

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's how I ended up at the Emerald.

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Speaker 5: I did like it was bad. I did like three

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Speaker 2: Oh that was that your first show?

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Speaker 5: No, My very first show ever ever was Dick Dougherty's

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Speaker 5: comedy Vault.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, so you did all the Boston Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Did you ever do Nicks?

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Speaker 4: Yep?

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Speaker 3: Yep.

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Speaker 2: It was kind of run by the mafia, wasn't it.

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Speaker 4: Everyone always says, Dude.

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Speaker 1: The guys there, they look like sopranos. I remember Shake

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Speaker 1: trying to shake the guys out. I was twenty years old.

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Speaker 1: I was like, can I just see the show? How

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Speaker 1: I can't afford any I can't afford a ticket and

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Speaker 1: I don't have an idea that says I'm twenty one.

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Speaker 2: And he's just like, just get inside, and I go,

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Speaker 2: nice to meet you. I'm Eric. He goes, I don't

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Speaker 2: need to know your fucking name. I said, get inside,

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Speaker 2: and I was like good comedy is rough in Boston.

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Speaker 1: Boston's rough, I remember I did. I went to the

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Speaker 1: Comedy Connection. What was the one downe the Comedy Connection,

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Speaker 1: and I did it open Mike there once and I

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Speaker 1: the comics were like, hey, you need a soda a

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Speaker 3: Like okay.

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Speaker 2: The second time I went, I went to go serve

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Speaker 2: to me. He goes, you're gonna walk right fucking past

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Speaker 2: me in my comedy club and you're gonna serve yourself

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Speaker 2: water without saying hello to me. You're not gonna fucking

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Speaker 2: respect me. And I was like, dude, I'm a child

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Speaker 2: and I just need a little water.

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Speaker 4: Welcome to Boston.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was like what the fuck? And that was like

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Speaker 1: it's all mob run, Like my life's gonna be like

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get shot. The first impression was no worse.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna get an ice pick to

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Speaker 5: What a mess up impression for something that's purely silly, silly.

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Speaker 2: It's crazy. And then and then it wasn't like too

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Speaker 2: much like that. But yeah, I think when you start

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, early comedy, you're just you're with the

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Speaker 5: bottom of the barrel of type of. One time, this

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Speaker 5: is no disrespect to the homeless, but one time I

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Speaker 5: was on stage. I was on stage at an open

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Speaker 5: And I get off stage and a homeless man walked

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Speaker 4: He's like, can I go? And they were like sure, what?

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Speaker 2: And then did he crush?

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Speaker 4: He crushed? He crushed. He was so funny just talking

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Speaker 4: about being homeless.

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Speaker 3: Crushed.

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Speaker 4: He killed it.

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Speaker 2: Williams.

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Speaker 4: It's like, yo, what am I doing?

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Speaker 2: So when did you move here from Boston?

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Speaker 4: I moved.

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Speaker 5: I moved to La So it was where because I

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Speaker 5: was young. I lived in La first, so I was young.

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Speaker 5: I tried it. Then I moved to Atlanta, and I

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Speaker 5: was just doing other stuff for like six seven years,

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Speaker 4: I was working in music.

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Speaker 5: I was just doing a bunch of other crab chasing pussy,

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Speaker 5: you know, shit, living getting drunk club is recognized real,

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Speaker 5: just that phase of life. And then I moved back

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Speaker 2: Okay, so like it was on and off in the

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Speaker 2: twenties and then you were like, no, I'm gonna do this.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, twenty nine, you're soul searching. For a little bit,

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Speaker 5: soul searching. I was doing all types of crap, but no,

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Speaker 4: Then I moved to La.

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Speaker 5: Then I got JFL, then I got SNL and then

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Speaker 5: that brought me to New York and then I just

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, Las, I'm don't with it. For thirteen years.

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Speaker 2: I like LA. I don't hate LA, but I don't

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Speaker 2: love LA. I love New York City. I love New

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Speaker 2: York City. And I was in LA for thirteen years,

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Speaker 2: and I was just like, I can't fucking thank you.

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Speaker 1: Nothing films out here, Nothing films out here. All my

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Speaker 1: meetings are virtual. You can do any writer's room on zoom,

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Speaker 1: you can do any meeting on zoom whatever. And then

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Speaker 1: everything shoots in Atlanta, New Orleans, Toronto, So don't.

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Speaker 4: Yeah out here, Yeah yeah yeah, And that's true. I

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Speaker 4: don't hate LA.

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Speaker 5: I have friends in LA, and like when I'm there

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Speaker 5: for little spurts, I'm like, this is all right, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: but it is like long term, I just get bored, to.

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Speaker 4: Be quite honest, I just get very bored.

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Speaker 2: It's boring.

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Speaker 4: It's boring. I feel like it's more for like when

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Speaker 4: you're done, like.

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Speaker 2: Like retired, Yeah, you got your kid, you.

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Speaker 4: Just want like yard space and fresh air all the time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like what am I? But I feel like

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Speaker 1: I was like, am I missing something? Is there something

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Speaker 1: like no, And then I was like the people that

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Speaker 5: So yeah, no, they're like they're they've settled down, like

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Speaker 2: You got kids?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: Do you want kids?

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Speaker 5: You know, it's like such a deliberate decision and I've

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Speaker 5: gone this long and I'm like, chilling, you're.

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Speaker 2: Not grabbing the baster You're not grabbing the baster.

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Speaker 5: No. Sometimes my fiance talks like she wants to, but

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Speaker 5: I don't think she really does.

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Speaker 2: I mean she wants to, mean she wants to think

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Speaker 2: so and you don't want to.

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Speaker 1: So she's trying to. She's trying to tiptoe around it,

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Speaker 1: like yeah, you want to, right, and you're like no,

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Speaker 1: She's like, but you kind of do right.

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Speaker 4: Well, maybe maybe that's it.

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Speaker 2: What if she's like I really really read.

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Speaker 4: It, then I have to.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and then I have this kid I hate.

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Speaker 4: Perfect you know how it works?

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Speaker 2: All right? I want to ask you about stand up comedy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what is the worst You've ever bombed?

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Speaker 2: That's what this podcast is about. It's called bombing worst

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Speaker 2: show You've ever had?

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Speaker 4: The worst?

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Speaker 5: Oh, I was touring with Jonathan Gates. He was the

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Speaker 5: first person to take me out and like be like

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Speaker 5: you're ready to feature in like do your old time.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, Jonathan, paint me a picture.

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Speaker 5: Jonathan is he runs the only black room in Boston Slaves.

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Speaker 5: It's a Wednesday night, like comedy night. It's the only

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Speaker 5: black night.

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Speaker 2: In the city.

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Speaker 5: It's at this spot in Roxbury that's known for its

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Speaker 5: chicken wings.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 5: It's like real, like you're in the hood. And he's

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Speaker 5: an old deaf jam guy. He used to be on

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Speaker 5: the Deaf Jam Shore. He's like Martin Lawrence. So he's

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Speaker 5: like that style of a comedian, which was great for

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Speaker 5: me because I went to the like white side of

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Speaker 5: around people like my actual friend, Like I didn't you.

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Speaker 4: Know what I'm saying, Like I didn't want to do

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Speaker 5: It's like when kids make fun of you and then

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Speaker 2: Were you in agony? Were you in pain? Emotional?

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Speaker 4: Hangs over you till you shake it.

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Speaker 4: Omen over you. It's like, oh I lost it? Am

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's like it hangs on you to you

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Speaker 5: I don't know, because we've watched all those like dumb

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Speaker 3: With arecdre with a recoddre shit?

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Speaker 2: One time I did Wendy Williams had a show when

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Speaker 1: It's like on eighth and forty second Street. It was

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Speaker 2: What? And then and then I was like, oh, anyway,

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Speaker 1: They're like And I got through my first joke and

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Speaker 2: Like then I got up all around it.

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Speaker 2: Felt so horrible. Then Capone went on stage after me

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Speaker 1: Don't know who that dude was, but he'll never come

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Speaker 2: And the crowd it was like, yeah, that's my son.

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Speaker 2: And there's like thousands of people like yeah, we hate.

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Speaker 1: He did like five minute riff, which is longer than

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Speaker 5: Once you get through it, you know you can do

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Speaker 1: Once you get through that, you know that like you've

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Speaker 3: Bomb?

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Speaker 4: Dang, there's just I'm like, wow, there's so many.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hard.

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Speaker 1: It's hard to It's like naming your favorite album.

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Speaker 5: And every bomb you see makes you feel like spectacular.

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Speaker 5: They're all so funny. They're all so funny like watching them.

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Speaker 5: I've definitely seen some comedy fights, mostly between comedians over

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Speaker 4: Oh ship. I was at the store.

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Speaker 5: I was just a young young comic hanging out and

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Speaker 5: Bob Sumner had a night there.

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Speaker 4: It was a black comedy night and there.

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Speaker 2: He was a Hamburger.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but it was it was a repeated catch for

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Speaker 2: To it outside of existing beef.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they had gotten to it outside of the laugh Factory,

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Speaker 4: It was over one of the comics wives or something.

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Speaker 5: I don't know, but this comic was supposed to be

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Speaker 2: Oh shit.

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Speaker 4: So the comic who was on stage had like put

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Speaker 5: have all the effects right, but this is what I heard,

450
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:36,359
Speaker 5: was like a restraining order whatever. So the only reason

451
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:39,600
Speaker 5: this comic was in l A at the time was

452
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:40,720
Speaker 5: because this other.

453
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:42,960
Speaker 4: Comic was supposed to be somewhere where he could not.

454
00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,560
Speaker 2: Be miss him. Mister A.

455
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:49,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, because mister A had the hamburger catchphrase yep, and

456
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,040
Speaker 1: mister B had the the was a guy that was

457
00:18:52,119 --> 00:18:54,920
Speaker 1: violent and like yeah it was bad news, yep, okay,

458
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,520
Speaker 1: and mister A had a restraining order against mister B. Yeah,

459
00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,120
Speaker 1: because it was because they had prior beef.

460
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,320
Speaker 5: Yes, And I don't want to say mister B was

461
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,800
Speaker 5: bad news because he is and was not. He's just

462
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:04,480
Speaker 5: a real nigga.

463
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:07,359
Speaker 3: His was B.

464
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,880
Speaker 2: Now you can say talk any ship you want to be.

465
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:12,280
Speaker 5: Just stands on what the fuck he what he's saying,

466
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:14,120
Speaker 5: what he means, you know what I mean.

467
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:16,480
Speaker 4: I don't want to say he's a bad dude. He

468
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,119
Speaker 4: just he's just a real nigga.

469
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,280
Speaker 5: If he tell you know, don't cross you cross them

470
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:22,720
Speaker 5: and let you know this consequence is there you go.

471
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:28,200
Speaker 5: So mister A catchphrase is there because he thinks mister

472
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,440
Speaker 5: B is somewhere with mister B.

473
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:33,840
Speaker 4: Can I access him? Okay, mid set.

474
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:36,159
Speaker 2: Why does mister B have it out for mister A?

475
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,800
Speaker 2: What is their prior beef thing.

476
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,359
Speaker 4: Is over mister B's wife.

477
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:43,760
Speaker 5: Mister A kept trying to pursue or or something with

478
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:44,440
Speaker 5: mister B's wife.

479
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:45,400
Speaker 4: Mister be Betty clear.

480
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,439
Speaker 2: Cy, that's crazy.

481
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:48,920
Speaker 1: I thought it was like, oh, he's stole a joke

482
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,359
Speaker 1: or something like, you're trying to fuck a dude's wife.

483
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,320
Speaker 5: He's like, cut that out. It's not cool to be

484
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,320
Speaker 5: that you acted this way. This day was like kind

485
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,040
Speaker 5: of fuck you.

486
00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,919
Speaker 2: And it's about the guy's wife.

487
00:19:59,000 --> 00:19:59,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, it kind of turmes on.

488
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,920
Speaker 2: Man, that's crazy as.

489
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:02,359
Speaker 4: Far as I know.

490
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:07,320
Speaker 2: Again, oh you can't guy's wife I got.

491
00:20:07,359 --> 00:20:16,399
Speaker 5: It's like, so where they're watching mister A Catchphrase, he's

492
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:21,760
Speaker 5: like mid catchphrase is packed in there, and mister B

493
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:28,320
Speaker 5: comes bursting in to the room holding the restraining for

494
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:31,600
Speaker 5: the paperwork because he's like, you bitch ass nigga, you

495
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,399
Speaker 5: thought this sh was gonna keep me for sucking you up.

496
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,240
Speaker 5: You thought I was You thought I was locked up, nigga,

497
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:35,959
Speaker 5: I'm not locked up.

498
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,400
Speaker 2: In the middle of the middle of.

499
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:45,320
Speaker 5: The show, we're like, oh he walks up to the stage.

500
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:48,480
Speaker 2: Did you think it was like a sketch up? First?

501
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:53,320
Speaker 5: Like this is It's like, this isn't real. So he

502
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,120
Speaker 5: walks up to the stage, she picks up a chair.

503
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:01,120
Speaker 4: And they just start fighting like.

504
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,600
Speaker 2: Will Smith Chris Rock, but to the to the.

505
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:07,720
Speaker 4: Tenth yes, like fighting, brawling and fighting.

506
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:14,119
Speaker 5: Mister mister A Catchprase is not from California. Mister V

507
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,440
Speaker 5: is from l A and has the type of ties

508
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:18,600
Speaker 5: niggas from l A have.

509
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,000
Speaker 2: So he had his boys there too.

510
00:21:21,119 --> 00:21:28,240
Speaker 4: All these jump up start being this man up and

511
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,399
Speaker 4: where were you were you in the crowd.

512
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,960
Speaker 5: We were like like like not at the top of

513
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,119
Speaker 5: that coy, but like at the bottom, but at the

514
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,520
Speaker 5: back of the bottom store.

515
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:41,320
Speaker 1: At the at the at the main room at the

516
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:41,920
Speaker 1: comedy store.

517
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:43,160
Speaker 4: In the back.

518
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:48,760
Speaker 2: Was a little bar show or something.

519
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:54,240
Speaker 4: So he beating this man up to stuff. He dude.

520
00:21:54,359 --> 00:21:56,680
Speaker 5: The dude was still trying to when he first jumped up,

521
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:59,080
Speaker 5: so he jump he hit him with the chair and the.

522
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,760
Speaker 4: Dude it was cloud but it wasn't like knock him out.

523
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,440
Speaker 4: And then dudes like what's your problem?

524
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,240
Speaker 5: Like it was like, this is not the time to

525
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:10,800
Speaker 5: still be talking it too the microphone, mister everything.

526
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,880
Speaker 4: Like like what's what's wrong with you? Man?

527
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:18,560
Speaker 5: It's like bur bro everything's over. And it could have

528
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,280
Speaker 5: been the hit first, then the chair, Like you know

529
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:23,160
Speaker 5: what I'm saying. It could have been the hit first

530
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,600
Speaker 5: in the chair, but I bember a chair and I

531
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,200
Speaker 5: remember it hit the order.

532
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,120
Speaker 4: Could have been versus had to be at least five

533
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,919
Speaker 4: years ago they broke it up.

534
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,800
Speaker 2: Is there video footage of this?

535
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:33,800
Speaker 4: Someone has?

536
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:34,840
Speaker 2: It has got to be.

537
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:36,959
Speaker 3: There.

538
00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:39,520
Speaker 5: People will hear this story and exactly who I am

539
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:40,119
Speaker 5: talking about.

540
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:45,920
Speaker 1: So it's a famous night, infamous, infamous it's like it's

541
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,560
Speaker 1: an infamous.

542
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,439
Speaker 5: Yes, it's like if you were there, it was like

543
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:52,920
Speaker 5: it was like a legendary now and it put mister

544
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,399
Speaker 5: b in a category of he is not one to

545
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:56,040
Speaker 5: be fucked with.

546
00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:58,840
Speaker 4: Because he will beat.

547
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:03,400
Speaker 2: Your ass, and said, so he hits, he hits, mister.

548
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:08,639
Speaker 4: Beat him up. They finally pulled each other apart. They

549
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 4: take us to be.

550
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 5: Completely out the venue. Bob Sumner then gets on the

551
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:20,639
Speaker 5: stage and begins to basically bray us as black people,

552
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,159
Speaker 5: like why we can't we have ship?

553
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 4: He's just trying to do something nice?

554
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:29,320
Speaker 2: Was the procured?

555
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:30,680
Speaker 4: He lectured.

556
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:37,200
Speaker 2: Like he was like Morgan Freeman at the Bad High School.

557
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 5: Yeah for sure, for sure. Coach Carter, what is your

558
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:50,119
Speaker 5: greatest man? So yeah, man, yeah yeah.

559
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,280
Speaker 1: You went from being like, oh, I don't have a

560
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 1: I don't have a crazy story about saying somebody Bob

561
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:58,440
Speaker 1: to like the craziest story I've ever heard take place

562
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 1: at the com cloth And then did other people go on?

563
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:02,160
Speaker 2: Or was the show that was a rap?

564
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,680
Speaker 4: That was a rat? Got up?

565
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:08,959
Speaker 5: He screamed at us, Oh, very very emotional lean on

566
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 5: me speech.

567
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:16,760
Speaker 2: It was like, we gotta dig up that footage.

568
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 3: With a Recdre with a recodrey.

569
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,320
Speaker 2: What is the most wasted you've ever been on stage?

570
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 4: Oh?

571
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:40,119
Speaker 2: Man, have you been ever been like that? Or like drunk?

572
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,600
Speaker 4: That is like now I can remember?

573
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:46,000
Speaker 2: That was okay, tell me you did Molly on stage?

574
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:47,679
Speaker 4: I was on shrooms.

575
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:48,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, how'd that go?

576
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:50,920
Speaker 4: Sometimes it goes great.

577
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 2: I did a shroom show. I show.

578
00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:54,639
Speaker 1: It was kind of one of the best sets I've

579
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 1: ever had. And I improvised like crazy. Yes, like I

580
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:58,560
Speaker 1: need to write this down.

581
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,200
Speaker 5: Sometimes it's so lucid you can like get it off

582
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 5: and like I won't do it like if it's serious,

583
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,439
Speaker 5: like but if it's like a mic and I'm just

584
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 5: like let me play and try to find stuff or whatever,

585
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 5: or like a light show. But this is only because

586
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,920
Speaker 5: I did do it when it was serious and it

587
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 5: was not good.

588
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:19,840
Speaker 4: I was on shrooms.

589
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 2: And on like a little micro dose or like a lot,

590
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 2: or I was on like.

591
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 5: A I was on a little shrewn weed combo, like

592
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 5: a little micro dos or shroom a little edible sweet spot.

593
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:35,320
Speaker 5: And I was taping something. So I had agreed to

594
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,399
Speaker 5: do this, like taping for a nerd melt. It was

595
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 5: like nerd, but it wasn't like the show. Like, it

596
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,919
Speaker 5: wasn't like Amal's show. It was like just some like

597
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 5: thing they were doing like online.

598
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 2: It was like a Comedy Central show.

599
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,680
Speaker 5: No, it wasn't That's what I'm saying. It wasn't the

600
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 5: It wasn't that one. I've done that one. But this

601
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 5: was like something where they were like streaming it online

602
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 5: or putting it online for like nerd Melt something whatever

603
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,159
Speaker 5: fuck it was. And I was like, yeah, sure one

604
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 5: night when I was there like whatever. So also I'm thinking,

605
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:04,200
Speaker 5: this isn't a big deal, Like I don't know, Yeah,

606
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 5: it's just something some online thing they're doing. Like I'm

607
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 5: like really minimizing it in my brain, which is on me.

608
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 5: And then I show up and they got like real cameras.

609
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 2: It's like a.

610
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 5: Real situation, and I'm like, oh ship, They're like we're

611
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:27,119
Speaker 5: only like the set was different.

612
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,160
Speaker 4: The whole thing was around.

613
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 5: And I always forget when I'm in l A, like

614
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 5: anyone can make anything of true production there kind of easily.

615
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 5: So when people just be like, oh, it's chill, you

616
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 5: always got to think it might be something because because

617
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,120
Speaker 5: they have access to just turn it up like that.

618
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 5: So I'm already like shipting breaks because I'm like, I

619
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,879
Speaker 5: shouldn't have done what I did, you know, because this

620
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:52,960
Speaker 5: is a lot of stimulation that I was not expectings.

621
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 4: I was getting very nervous. It's getting very nervous.

622
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 5: But I get up and I'm like just brief through

623
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,879
Speaker 5: it and like do what the fuck you gotta do?

624
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 4: And I'm good. I'm good.

625
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 5: I'm going and I'm like, I am fine, I got

626
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 5: this ship. And then I just forget everything. No, yeah,

627
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 5: like the whole, No, yeah, the whole. I just I

628
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 5: get to a place and I just stopped and I'm

629
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 5: like and I'm standing there for I'm high. So it

630
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 5: felt like fucking twenty minutes, but it probably had to

631
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 5: be like at least three minutes, which is a long time.

632
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 4: And I'm like, I really don't know.

633
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 5: What I was about to say at this like recording,

634
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:34,640
Speaker 5: I'm like, yo.

635
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 1: How much what minute were you at that point where

636
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:42,560
Speaker 1: you had six? Okay, and what were you supposed to do?

637
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:43,399
Speaker 1: Like fifteen or so?

638
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, like fifteen twenty minute six.

639
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,199
Speaker 5: I was like six minutes in and I was just

640
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 5: exactly and it was like I was too high to

641
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 5: give it, you know what I mean, Like I was

642
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,359
Speaker 5: too hod to just be like pop into something else

643
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 5: and just ride that wave, because I was yelling at

644
00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 5: myself in my head.

645
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 4: Like how can you forget? Why are you like, you know,

646
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 4: I'm having that, Like how could you let this hap?

647
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 2: It?

648
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,159
Speaker 4: You don't deserve anything.

649
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 2: So you're just in the headlights.

650
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:14,359
Speaker 5: It was dear fool deer in the headlights, like yo,

651
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 5: oh shit, like I really don't know what I'm gonna say.

652
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 4: And then somehow I picked it up.

653
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 5: But I it was like I had to acknowledge it,

654
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 5: you know what I mean, Like it went on long

655
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 5: enough where I had to be like, I have made

656
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 5: an error.

657
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah you should. You could have just gone listen, guys.

658
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,159
Speaker 1: I got really high. I didn't know you guys are

659
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 1: gonna have real cameras.

660
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 2: Yeah.

661
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 5: I coulda just went That's what I'm saying. I just

662
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 5: couldn't even but I like, I was like, fuck, I

663
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 5: don't know, man, and so I just kind of like

664
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 5: picked up kept going. But then because I was high,

665
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 5: some fire shit happened and I remembered, oh shit, and

666
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 5: then I was I picked the joke back up close

667
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 5: to the end and it's still tied into something else.

668
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 4: And then I was like, yeah, bitch and that and

669
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 4: that was my made off moment.

670
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: I was under So you came up with your dismount,

671
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 1: you got laughs in the Yeah, I got.

672
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 5: Laughs and people were like, and she remembered she's a

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Speaker 5: fucking and that's that's what started the monster that I am.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that was my made off moment.

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Speaker 5: Like I was watching the Bernie Madoff things and then

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Speaker 5: I was like, oh.

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Speaker 4: He got away with that one thing, and then he

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Speaker 4: was running It's all.

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Speaker 1: About he got away with one line, and then he

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Speaker 1: was like, fuck it, I'm going in yep. Oh, I

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Speaker 1: want to tell you a story about me bombing, and

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Speaker 1: then I want to ask a couple of questions. One time,

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Speaker 1: I uh, it was season four of The Eric Andre Show,

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Speaker 1: and I was doing a tour to promote the show.

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Speaker 1: So I do like, it's not a stand up tour.

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Speaker 1: It's like the live version of the talk show where

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Speaker 1: I like jump out on stage and I break a

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Speaker 1: ton of stuff and I interview people from the audience,

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Speaker 1: and I'll interview like a celebrity guest in every tournament

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Speaker 1: or whatever. It'll be like the local pawnshop guy from

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Speaker 1: some reality show. If I'm in like in Des Moines

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Speaker 1: or something. So it was like season four and I

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Speaker 1: would do a tour with Byron Bowers. So he was

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Speaker 1: on Byron was on stage warming up the crowd. Then

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Speaker 1: he went, Ladies and Gentlemen, It's the Air Conjury Show.

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Speaker 1: Is the first show that tours in Vancouver, Columbia, British Columbia, Canada.

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Speaker 1: We're in Vancouver, tons of kids in the audience. Byron

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Speaker 1: goes Ladies and Gentlemen, the Air Country Show. I run

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Speaker 1: out from backstage under the stage.

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Speaker 2: I burst through my desk. I started peeing up the desk.

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Speaker 1: I jump into the crowd to CrowdSurf, and usually the

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Speaker 1: crowd just like whatever.

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Speaker 2: I CrowdSurf around, I go back to the stage.

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Speaker 1: Whatever I jump in the crowd, I'm like, you know,

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Speaker 1: they're like all holding me up with their hands.

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Speaker 2: My back is like to their hands or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Then I feel like one kid underneath me try to

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Speaker 1: stick all four fingers up my butt crack. He's just

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Speaker 1: shoving up my butt crack. Then another kid grabs my

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00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:52,240
Speaker 1: dick and balls as hard as he can. And then

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Speaker 1: like another kid licks his sucks on his finger and

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Speaker 1: gives me a wet willie and then another kid grabbed

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Speaker 1: a hot dog off the ground and shoved it in the.

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Speaker 2: Back like it was crazy.

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Speaker 1: I was like, and I started doing like street karate,

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Speaker 1: and then groups of kids formed and started drawing and

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Speaker 1: quartering my limbs in different directions.

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Speaker 2: They were like tearing me alive in like a medieval assault.

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Speaker 2: It was crazy.

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Speaker 1: So I was like and then finally like chicken punching

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Speaker 1: of them to like get down on the ground, and

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Speaker 1: this other kid kept like coming at me with like

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Speaker 1: giving me a wet willie and like grabbing, grabbing me,

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Speaker 1: and I just went, thank you.

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Speaker 2: The stomach is hard to eric.

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Speaker 5: That's when you got to turn black and start beating

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Speaker 5: these white kids' asses.

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Speaker 2: I punched them. I was like, it was primal rage.

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Speaker 4: I was just like.

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Speaker 2: I punched him in the stomach as hard as I could,

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Speaker 2: and he went oh. Then he looked up at me

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Speaker 2: and he went.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like he loved it. And then I crawled back

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Speaker 1: to the stage and I was like, I'm never a

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Speaker 1: crowd certain. It was the first thirty seconds of the

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Speaker 1: first show of my tour, like.

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Speaker 5: I gotta chase my whole I've been finding some cinga

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Speaker 5: I gotta Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It was crazy and that's what kind of what Hamil said.

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Speaker 1: Hannil was like, and I was like, you created this

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Speaker 1: life for yourself.

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Speaker 4: I was just saying, like, that's what you'll.

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Speaker 2: Ask He said, you created this.

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Speaker 5: Hendy black person's gonna be like, that's to get for

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Speaker 5: playing the white people games.

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Speaker 2: Well, Sam Jay, it has been an absolute pleasure. Thank you,

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Speaker 2: Thanks for coming in. Thanks appreciate you.

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Speaker 3: With Eric Condre.

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Speaker 1: Bombing with Eric Andrey is brought to you by Will

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Speaker 1: Ferrell's Big Money Players Network and iHeart Podcast.

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00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 2: It is executive produced by.

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Speaker 1: The handsome Hansani, the wickedly talented Olivia Aguilar, edited.

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00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 2: And sound designed by.

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Speaker 1: The stupendous Andy Harris, and are artists by the genius

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Speaker 1: still in Vanderberg. I want to say thank the four

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Speaker 1: of them very much for helping me put this thing

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Speaker 1: on its feet.

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Speaker 2: They are a kick ass team of liquid terminators and

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Speaker 2: I appreciate y'all very much, so truly.

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Speaker 1: If you want to confess to your own bombing moments

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Speaker 1: or give us a shout out, go rate us five

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Speaker 1: stars and drop a review on your podcast app of choice.

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Speaker 1: Write about your own stories of bombing at life. If

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Speaker 1: I'm Bombing with eric Andre were recorded before the SAG

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Speaker 1: After strike Bye,