WEBVTT - Ep5: BDSM, Licked Buttholes, and Promiscuity 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:02.560 Hey guys, thanks for tuning in for another episode of 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:05.560 Horrible Decisions, brought to you again by Joey Beauty Bar, 0:00:05.720 --> 0:00:08.160 the perfect place to get a quick blow job before 0:00:08.280 --> 0:00:10.959 a date. Blowjob, that's what it's called. That's what Charter 0:00:11.080 --> 0:00:12.799 gives me. Every time I go in there. She blows 0:00:12.800 --> 0:00:15.079 my hair out and it's a job. Be critical. I 0:00:15.120 --> 0:00:18.880 got you blow job anyway. It's in the East Village 0:00:18.880 --> 0:00:22.840 between first and second. It's perfect. Um. Actually, Charter recently 0:00:22.880 --> 0:00:24.920 got me ready for the date that I went on 0:00:25.280 --> 0:00:27.320 with the guy who might Posty the babe cry. So 0:00:27.760 --> 0:00:29.880 if someone goes down there that fast, I'm assuming they 0:00:29.880 --> 0:00:31.960 do a really good blow job. 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Actually, my mom and sister came to town, 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:21.600 so between work and yes, my mom the dom Oh god, no, 0:01:21.680 --> 0:01:25.360 it's perfect because this is a b DSM topic episode. Yeah, 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:29.080 and my mom is literally into Dominatrix, like every Halloween 0:01:29.160 --> 0:01:31.720 she thinks she's, oh my god, I'm doing leathern whips 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:37.039 and I'm like, do not Halloween. Why do you think 0:01:39.600 --> 0:01:41.720 you have no stories about this? I know, well, no, 0:01:41.880 --> 0:01:45.480 actually I do sort of. We're gonta get that, but um, 0:01:45.840 --> 0:01:48.040 it's super cool. Yeah, so we've been cool. We went. 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:50.280 I took them to the Yankees game last night, which 0:01:50.320 --> 0:01:53.240 was cool. Did you anybody on the team to get game? Girl? 0:01:53.280 --> 0:01:55.640 I can't meet baseball players because they look like regular 0:01:55.840 --> 0:01:58.640 you don't know. Not only that, bitch, I don't speak Spanish, 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:04.480 so bitch, because I don't speak Sana, I don't think 0:02:04.480 --> 0:02:06.840 it's funny. I don't speak it's funny, So I cannot 0:02:06.840 --> 0:02:10.600 talk baseball. I don't know baseball. I sucked one. Actually, 0:02:10.760 --> 0:02:13.200 of course, look at me. I'm like a real I'm 0:02:13.240 --> 0:02:18.679 almost you, oh bit. I don't know his name. You 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:22.000 don't even know his name, Jesus Christ. He played on 0:02:22.040 --> 0:02:26.000 the She don't even know he was really hot though 0:02:26.040 --> 0:02:27.960 he was here for like in Orlando, for some like 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:32.480 base probably camp. Yeah that sounds not right, sure itways, 0:02:32.480 --> 0:02:35.280 how about how about your week? My week is clearly uneventful. 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:38.040 I'm six weeks into having no dick, so I don't 0:02:38.080 --> 0:02:41.160 have ships to you talk about, Um, what about you? 0:02:41.280 --> 0:02:44.120 I would lead with this girl's pussy that I ate 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:47.080 on Friday here in Williamsburg. But I have to update 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:49.000 y'all on this real estate bullshit because they gotta be 0:02:49.000 --> 0:02:51.239 fucked up. I don't know why she thought she was 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:53.400 gonna be able to come to New York And yeah, 0:02:53.440 --> 0:02:55.480 it was easy moving here. Now she's really having to 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:58.000 find a place like and I just knew it was 0:02:58.040 --> 0:03:00.760 not going to be easy. So, like, as I told you, guys, 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:02.240 I'm trying to get this apartment in l e s. 0:03:02.280 --> 0:03:05.440 And it's under budget, it's only which is perfect. And 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:07.400 this is a studio by the way on Orchid in Rivington, 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:10.960 is perfect. Um, so I make well over what was 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:13.040 qualified to make it right. So I'm like, oh my god, 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:14.120 I got this in the bag. And this is the 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:16.440 first time in my life that I've ever worked for 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:18.600 I mean, I've been working for this corporation five years, 0:03:18.600 --> 0:03:21.280 but you know, like in an executive role, making enough 0:03:21.320 --> 0:03:23.840 money to live in there and fucking paid off all 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:26.840 my ship and debt, have good credit now. And this 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:30.160 motherfucker calls me and he's like and we have to talk. 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:33.720 I'm like, okay, what's going on, Alan, because you know 0:03:33.720 --> 0:03:36.480 it's some fucking Jewish Yes, you know, of course, and 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:37.680 I thought he would hook me up, you know what 0:03:37.680 --> 0:03:39.560 I'm saying, because he read my name and he's like, whoa, 0:03:39.840 --> 0:03:42.360 you're Jewish too. I was like, oh yeah, my dad's yeah, 0:03:42.360 --> 0:03:47.800 full full full, it's pass over happy sat shell. Um Hello. 0:03:49.720 --> 0:03:51.680 He's like, yeah, I need to talk to you about something. 0:03:51.720 --> 0:03:53.920 I said, Um, okay, what's up? Because like I knew, 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:55.440 I gotta prove you know what I mean, because you 0:03:55.440 --> 0:03:59.440 you assume it's money. What happened in two thousand and eleven, 0:03:59.840 --> 0:04:03.920 I'm like, I don't know, And what about two thousand twelves. 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:06.920 I'm like I don't know what. Don't you tell me? 0:04:08.480 --> 0:04:12.680 So you've been to jail? If you google, there's definitely 0:04:12.760 --> 0:04:15.880 some fucking mug shots. Dude. First of all, let's just 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:18.760 be really about it. Who hasn't been to jail? I haven't, 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:24.000 and everyone else in the room there was just literally 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:28.160 a unanimous raisin who has not been to jail and 0:04:28.279 --> 0:04:31.080 she's has She's a dude, what is it? What is it? 0:04:31.120 --> 0:04:34.239 When is it a multiple offender? When you go again multiple? 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:36.000 Like I'm a felon. I've never been in there, like 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:37.800 more than twenty year. I did because I got both 0:04:37.880 --> 0:04:41.159 Martin Luther King like, no, it was just my license 0:04:41.160 --> 0:04:42.680 and it wasn't even a d U I like, I 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:45.280 know all y'all thought it was. When I tell y'all 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:48.080 she whatever she did with this driving though, you know, 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:51.240 your license wasn't and I was just broke. I couldn't 0:04:51.240 --> 0:04:53.440 afford to pay them, so, like your license get suspended, 0:04:53.480 --> 0:04:55.120 you know for seven years. I know that's why she 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:57.560 moved to New York. She had to get a car. Look, 0:04:59.200 --> 0:05:03.000 we didn't ask to I'm kind of talking about me 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:06.480 that you're probably not gonna get. Let's go. Um. So 0:05:06.560 --> 0:05:08.200 I was like you know. I was like, look that 0:05:08.279 --> 0:05:11.760 was six years ago, Like I'm a new woman. And 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:13.839 he's like, you know you lied to me. Tell me 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:16.360 you're a good person, and you don't. You don't say this. 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:20.040 I'm like, I'm a good Jew. I'm going to have 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:22.280 the rabbi last the face come on, and then I'm 0:05:22.279 --> 0:05:23.840 trying to like think of all the Hebrew words that 0:05:23.880 --> 0:05:26.040 my dad taught me. I had a bad mitz but 0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:28.600 just because my mother wanted a party, you know what 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:30.680 I'm saying. She was like we had everybody there. It 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:33.960 was not even about the bat mitzma ship. So um, anyway, 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:35.680 I'm like doing it up as much as I can't 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:39.000 think about it. Then you want me? And he won 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:42.640 the slow or do you want the Johnson? No, you 0:05:42.680 --> 0:05:45.159 want me anyway. So now he's gonna make me have 0:05:45.200 --> 0:05:48.200 a guaranteur and I'm just kind of upset about that 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:50.360 because I was like super proud about being able to 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:53.720 aford it on my own, Alfred, this guy six months 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:58.680 of prepaid rent um and he was still because you're 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:01.520 a criminal too, guys, I am not a dude. I 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:03.839 drove a fucking car with some tickets and the ship 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:07.160 was suspended. It's not even nephibious. Yeah, well he doesn't 0:06:07.160 --> 0:06:10.080 want people living with bug shots in his building, apparents. 0:06:10.120 --> 0:06:11.680 So now I gotta get a guaranteur. And I'm trying 0:06:11.680 --> 0:06:14.440 to think all the guys I fucked that actually have 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:17.160 money to sign, Well, no, they all do, but which 0:06:17.240 --> 0:06:22.120 ones make it legally? Or who doesn't have a wife. Now, 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:23.800 I don't know. It's it's not even I mean, you know, 0:06:23.839 --> 0:06:25.160 I have my friends, will do it whatever. It's not 0:06:25.200 --> 0:06:27.440 a big deal. But I just I'm embarrassed about it 0:06:27.480 --> 0:06:29.600 because I thought that I could do somehone and I 0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:31.719 really don't want to ask somebody to put this on 0:06:31.760 --> 0:06:33.800 their credit, especially when I finally got over with the 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:35.560 seven under Lie. You know what that ship felt like. 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:37.960 I already know because I got all the way over 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:40.080 it and bit qualified for all these credit cards and 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:44.359 which I also was that the credit card I love 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:49.159 pulling out my inmage. I literally have five credit cards 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:52.680 and two are just about max. The American Express wrote me, 0:06:52.800 --> 0:06:54.719 sent me a fucking letter in the mail. I dropped 0:06:54.760 --> 0:06:56.960 everything the pizza mail, and I said, oh I fucking 0:06:57.000 --> 0:07:00.479 made it. And I called him, as did should Overton, 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:02.760 and they're like, you got to prove a nine, I said, 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:05.600 and um, when can we express this card? Is there 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:07.440 a location that I can get it too? And I 0:07:07.480 --> 0:07:10.360 love dropping that ship, especially even if someone takes me 0:07:10.400 --> 0:07:11.800 on a date and I just pull it out real quickly. 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:13.920 Oh I know, because here goes weezy every time we go. 0:07:13.960 --> 0:07:17.840 I girl, I got it square, cash me you happy? 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:27.600 This is love pulling bitch, get because I get plaint. Uh. Anyway, 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:30.880 Friday night, I was out with um, a girl that 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:34.240 I met online. Of course, I actually met her on 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:38.400 my threesome page and UM, so I think we told 0:07:38.440 --> 0:07:40.440 you guys, but I was dating somebody a few months 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:42.480 ago and we had a page together where we were 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:47.040 looking for girls. Um. Anyway, so she's super sexy. She 0:07:47.120 --> 0:07:49.840 has like a sept in rings, like badass Brooklyn kind 0:07:49.840 --> 0:07:51.760 of chick. You know. She works doing some kind of 0:07:51.800 --> 0:07:54.280 marketing ship. So she calls me or text me and 0:07:54.320 --> 0:07:56.800 she's like, I text her, excuse me. I said, let's 0:07:56.920 --> 0:07:59.600 grab a drink and she's like, actually, there's a Beyonce 0:07:59.760 --> 0:08:03.440 part in Williamsburg. And I know you was ready. I 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:06.360 don't even know if I took a shower. I was out. 0:08:06.400 --> 0:08:08.640 I was on the L train. Sitting in the like, 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:16.040 is it here? We get lemonade? Your whole Mike just 0:08:16.080 --> 0:08:20.440 went out, hold on, hold on, plug it in. She 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:23.640 knows how to put it in. All right, we got this. 0:08:23.840 --> 0:08:25.440 She know how to put some stuff in some holes. 0:08:25.960 --> 0:08:28.960 Go ahead, just one. You know, I haven't done it 0:08:29.000 --> 0:08:32.320 in my asse yet. So anyway, we get to this 0:08:32.320 --> 0:08:36.040 Beyonce party and she was looking at me and like 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:38.120 asking me questions length some of them in you in 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:41.520 your ground, friend, I'm just listening to lemonade like that, man, 0:08:41.760 --> 0:08:47.120 what getting everything? And yeah, she was. She's walking around 0:08:47.120 --> 0:08:49.000 the club right where Baby's all right, and she's looking 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:52.040 for gum and she keeps asking random people for gum 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:54.240 and I'm like, you ask me for gud because you 0:08:54.240 --> 0:08:57.360 want to kiss me. She's like yeah, definitely. And it 0:08:57.440 --> 0:08:59.280 was super sexy because she's like, oh, bit, you already know, 0:08:59.440 --> 0:09:03.319 like you thought you was getting around this already. She 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:05.640 has this like you know, I date a lot of 0:09:05.640 --> 0:09:11.200 scanny girls, thickest like girl, and she was not she's 0:09:11.200 --> 0:09:14.120 not thick? What she is not thick? Should I pull 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:17.800 their seat? She's not thick, bro Okay, I'm slim thick. 0:09:17.880 --> 0:09:21.080 And she's thinking the fact that Wheezy considers herself somethick. 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:26.480 That's how y'all know. She ain't think anyway, So she'd 0:09:26.520 --> 0:09:30.440 be lying the little four um come and um, I 0:09:30.600 --> 0:09:33.720 was very obvious. I was going home with her. Umber 0:09:33.760 --> 0:09:36.079 at home, get up to her apartment four flights of 0:09:36.160 --> 0:09:37.680 a walk up, which that's how you know I was 0:09:37.720 --> 0:09:40.680 ready for that pussy, because I almost said, now, I'm 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:43.120 convinced that at this point you're okay with walk ups 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:46.000 because you had walked down a walk up from sucking 0:09:46.000 --> 0:09:48.839 a guy, and now you're walking up four floors to 0:09:49.360 --> 0:09:51.959 lick some pussy like you're you're gonna su people to 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:54.200 walk ups. It's sucking New York. Get over it. I 0:09:54.280 --> 0:09:57.000 don't want to. Apparently your standards aren't that high. So 0:09:57.440 --> 0:10:00.400 my walk up apartment is costing me a twenty one fifty. 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:03.520 I have to be under an eight square feet terrible. 0:10:03.880 --> 0:10:07.080 So we get upstairs and she fucking puts this music 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:09.040 on and I'm like, oh my god, you just tell 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:12.320 us like the sex music music, some like deep House. 0:10:12.400 --> 0:10:15.000 It was kind of sexy. So the candles we're laying 0:10:15.000 --> 0:10:19.679 in the bed and anything. No, you just know, it's 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:22.760 just like fucking happened. And we've known each other for 0:10:22.760 --> 0:10:24.679 for a few months now and we've never had sex, 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:26.920 and I kind of felt like it was never gonna happen, 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:28.839 and the fact that it was happening, I was nervous 0:10:28.840 --> 0:10:31.280 because I like her as a friend. Dude, this girl 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:33.040 got on top of me. She was ready to make 0:10:33.160 --> 0:10:37.160 you her girlfriend. She was like, you got you got 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:40.000 to be dude. She was so fucking sexy, Like the 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:42.320 way she was kissing me, like putting her hands on 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:45.320 my neck, like sitting on my face, Like my jaw 0:10:45.400 --> 0:10:47.200 hurt the next day. That's how much pussy. That's when 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:48.800 you know what's good. I didn't even know I could 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:51.360 get there. And like she was saying sexy at Ship 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:53.560 like when he was getting good and I was fingering 0:10:53.600 --> 0:10:55.680 her and ship and like going down on her. She's like, 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:58.680 you own this pussy, And I remember being like what, 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:03.280 It's so crazy because I was like the hottest eat 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:05.760 pussy in her life. And I really didn't, did you not? 0:11:06.120 --> 0:11:08.880 I didn't think so. Of course she made a porn 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:13.480 of them laying together, her her sucking or titty. So 0:11:13.520 --> 0:11:17.000 I was like, bro, I believe you now because I 0:11:17.040 --> 0:11:19.840 still can't see you eating no pussy? I like really, 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:22.520 because mind you, guys, I was probably sucking with girls. 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:26.600 What eighteen, I was working with girls early, like I 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:29.240 had a full blown girlfriend at the age of twenty. 0:11:29.400 --> 0:11:32.319 I had like smoke. Yeah, So when we talked about 0:11:32.320 --> 0:11:34.640 dealing with girls, I know, Wheezy was always just like 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:37.800 the one that hadn't really gone the whole way. Honestly, 0:11:37.840 --> 0:11:39.400 I just didn't had a lot of experiences a litte 0:11:39.480 --> 0:11:41.280 but with her, like I in her and I had 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:43.280 been talking about threesome so much and I was surprised 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:46.520 it was that. I mean, she talked and it wasn't 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:48.360 like talking too much. It was a lot of sexy talk. 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:50.719 She sounds perfect when she's moaning. She likes him to 0:11:50.800 --> 0:11:54.199 spank her, like being choked, and I just think she's 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:55.920 I thought about her like all fucking weekend, and I 0:11:55.960 --> 0:11:57.480 tried not to text her because I wasn't about to 0:11:57.480 --> 0:11:59.920 be thirsty bitch, you know what I'm mean? Oh my god, 0:12:00.720 --> 0:12:02.920 and yeah, I love and boy texting me was like, 0:12:03.000 --> 0:12:07.120 how the last night my mouth is I need twenty 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:12.880 When I was eating, what's with you? But it's my mouth? 0:12:14.080 --> 0:12:16.240 And I give props to guys because I don't think 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:22.400 they understand that eating pussy gets your mouth more tired. Absolutely, 0:12:22.520 --> 0:12:24.439 Like when I was when I had three something with 0:12:24.520 --> 0:12:25.920 one girl and she was just so bad, I like 0:12:26.280 --> 0:12:28.599 licked her pussy so long. The next day I was 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:33.000 just like I was talking like I had my tomb beers. 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:39.800 I was like every time, the only thing that does 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:42.960 it makes your like whole face hurt. I guess that sucks, 0:12:43.400 --> 0:12:45.360 like if you go really hard, like i'd be like, NIGGI, 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:48.840 you made my mouth numb, my throat hurts, my jaw hurts, 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:51.400 my entire lower face hurts. I don't know why. For 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:53.599 some reason, I don't think I've ever heard like this 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:56.320 much from second day, like I've maybe many you deal 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:58.839 with white guys, so I doubt there man dingoes like 0:12:58.920 --> 0:13:01.960 the ones that i'd be putting my god. But it's okay. 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:04.280 I understand. I understand that this white boy thing is 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:07.719 new when you know, wait, dude, the biggest dick I've 0:13:07.720 --> 0:13:09.559 ever seen is still a white dude. I feel you. 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:12.280 That's nice, good to know. I still don't think you 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:15.160 know what a big dick is. But it's okay. Girl, girl, 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:17.880 I've been trying to put you on She used to 0:13:17.960 --> 0:13:19.319 call me back in the day and I'd be like, bitch, 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:21.199 I got a good dick. If you really want one, 0:13:21.320 --> 0:13:26.439 I'll let you have it. Yes, but she would have 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:29.240 fucked your life up. Okay, yes, And what does he 0:13:29.320 --> 0:13:34.280 do now? He's a trainer. He's a trainer and a 0:13:34.320 --> 0:13:36.079 third grade teacher. He's actually a teacher now, and I'd 0:13:36.080 --> 0:13:38.599 be like, who teaches? Who allows you to teach you? 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:41.040 He's a teacher in life, but she has his bachelor's 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:42.800 I met him when he want to NC state, why 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:44.240 are you trying to act like he's bitch? Because I 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:46.840 don't deal with no dumb naked bitch. She still ain't ship. 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:51.599 Oh he's definitely not ship. So yeah, my face is 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:54.000 back to normal. I will be second dick when I 0:13:54.080 --> 0:13:55.760 leave here there when I can't wait for that, She 0:13:56.120 --> 0:13:59.440 legit canceled plans with hanging out with me tonight. She said, bitch, 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:02.319 I'll give you till one am. After one, I have 0:14:02.400 --> 0:14:08.719 a dick date. So he is coming back. I feel like, 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:11.000 like I talked about girls that do this ship, but 0:14:11.240 --> 0:14:14.640 your she's leaving me. He tes and was like, yo, 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:18.520 doing tonight going out? Are you going out? What is 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:20.920 your plan. I was like, oh, we're recording the show, 0:14:21.160 --> 0:14:22.640 you know, we're going to take the guests out to dinner. 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:24.440 Blah blah blah. He was like, well, I'll be free 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:27.960 at one and I'm liking your asshole. That's pretty much 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:30.120 what the text message. It would made a few more 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:31.680 sentence in there, but nope, telling me a mask. And 0:14:31.720 --> 0:14:34.160 so I wrote back and said, Okay, guess I'm canceling 0:14:34.360 --> 0:14:36.880 and it'll just be dinner. Um. Would you like any 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:39.840 snacks they're waiting for you? Is there anything else I 0:14:39.880 --> 0:14:43.480 can do? I cannot fucking wait because we've been just 0:14:43.560 --> 0:14:46.320 getting to know each other, and now like the more 0:14:46.360 --> 0:14:47.800 we get to know each other than nast year. I'll 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:49.920 let him know I am. And b D s M 0:14:50.360 --> 0:14:52.280 came into the conversation and yeah, I told him I 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:54.720 wanted him to tie me up and speaking. I guess 0:14:54.760 --> 0:14:59.280 we'll get into that, okay, Okay, So I guess before 0:14:59.320 --> 0:15:03.520 we start the horrible decision Um discussion this week, would 0:15:03.600 --> 0:15:06.520 you feel free to let our listeners know who don't know? 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:09.720 Because I get this confused often what b D s 0:15:09.960 --> 0:15:12.720 M stands for? What it is kind of you know? Okay, 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:15.280 So a lot of people use a B for bottom, 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:20.520 but b d s M is bondage, discipline, dominance, dominance, submission, 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:29.080 or it could be sadism, massacre, massachism, mask should the 0:15:29.160 --> 0:15:31.920 words that find out Oh my god, fuck you remember 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:35.120 when I said um, that one't word and he funked 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:37.200 it up. He couldn't say excels or some shi it. 0:15:37.640 --> 0:15:41.160 I just felt like that. I don't you know why 0:15:41.680 --> 0:15:46.240 you watch? Oh maybe is that me? No? I mean, okay, 0:15:46.280 --> 0:15:49.120 I don't, probably because that's the only reason I know 0:15:49.200 --> 0:15:53.000 the name. We're not going to talk about that. Oh 0:15:53.080 --> 0:15:55.040 my god, we have to leave this ship out now, 0:15:59.000 --> 0:16:03.000 go bro, you did it? Shut up? Okay, But no, 0:16:03.240 --> 0:16:06.640 I don't know what. So b DSM is just um 0:16:06.880 --> 0:16:12.800 the erotic practices role playing involving bondage, um, discipline, dominance, emission, 0:16:13.120 --> 0:16:15.240 and um just a lot. So it's something that you 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:19.080 like to do often with It's more see a lot 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:20.920 of people are always saying like, oh, but you can't 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:22.560 handle pains, how can you do that? It's more of 0:16:22.640 --> 0:16:25.280 the I think mental dominance that turns me on, Like 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:28.200 the role playing is something that I really enjoy and 0:16:28.360 --> 0:16:31.000 you like. And this is where I think it's going 0:16:31.080 --> 0:16:33.600 to be cool to kind of discuss this because we're 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:35.600 on opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to this. 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:39.320 Aside from the bondage, which I am completely I had 0:16:39.360 --> 0:16:41.480 bad experiences with it. I'm not into bondage. Also, I 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:43.240 think I'm claustrophobics, so which I need to be able 0:16:43.240 --> 0:16:46.400 to move um. But I think this will be cool 0:16:46.480 --> 0:16:51.000 to discuss because you because so Weezy enjoys the dominance 0:16:51.480 --> 0:16:54.520 on the side of the man and where she is submissive, 0:16:55.080 --> 0:16:57.560 and on the other end of the spectrum, I enjoy 0:16:57.680 --> 0:17:01.160 control and I like to dominate my I'm in often 0:17:03.440 --> 0:17:06.000 like I'm bad. Like I like when like let's say 0:17:06.000 --> 0:17:08.440 I do something right or wear skirt this too short, 0:17:08.600 --> 0:17:10.399 or maybe I'm flirting with someone. It's like I like 0:17:10.520 --> 0:17:15.960 knowing that I'm gonna get punished for that because it's 0:17:16.000 --> 0:17:18.400 not a real like let's not get a twisted anybody 0:17:18.440 --> 0:17:20.600 out here whoop up my ass, right, but like you know, 0:17:20.800 --> 0:17:23.359 maybe like when we get in the door and grab 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:24.800 my hair and tell me to get on my knees 0:17:24.920 --> 0:17:26.760 and like say I'm fucking sorry, or even like a 0:17:26.800 --> 0:17:30.000 little spit it gets slapped like I like, I like, 0:17:31.320 --> 0:17:33.119 and I like knowing that I was bad and like, 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:37.120 if I'm a good girl, do what you ask then um, yeah. 0:17:38.040 --> 0:17:40.399 And see I'm on the other end, I feel to 0:17:40.600 --> 0:17:42.479 other people in this room and it's un Suddenly I'm 0:17:42.520 --> 0:17:50.040 feeling like, yeah, well then damn. How hard it is 0:17:50.080 --> 0:17:51.960 for me to admit these things because be treated like 0:17:52.080 --> 0:17:55.760 shit and still be respected. That's a very hard dynamic, 0:17:56.560 --> 0:17:59.840 like we like we discussed or like on the opposite 0:18:00.040 --> 0:18:02.520 and me and I think it's I don't know if 0:18:02.600 --> 0:18:05.800 it's like the size difference with who I deal with 0:18:05.920 --> 0:18:09.720 in my size or what is okay? So guys, I'm 0:18:09.800 --> 0:18:13.200 five ft one. I think pretty much everyone that I 0:18:13.600 --> 0:18:15.560 really deal with on a long term races is over 0:18:15.680 --> 0:18:19.040 six six. The last guy who was super serious with 0:18:19.119 --> 0:18:23.359 with seven shut the funk up. So no, I like 0:18:23.760 --> 0:18:26.879 really tall guys. Um. And I also, I mean, I 0:18:27.040 --> 0:18:29.520 just feel like I like to be in control a lot. 0:18:29.720 --> 0:18:32.240 So it's more so like I'm running the bed. I 0:18:32.320 --> 0:18:35.000 want to make sure moan if it feels good, Like 0:18:35.040 --> 0:18:37.480 I like the talking. I like kind of just to 0:18:37.520 --> 0:18:39.879 be in control and the submissive part. I can get 0:18:39.920 --> 0:18:42.600 into it if it pleases them, But for the most part, 0:18:42.720 --> 0:18:44.640 I want to run the show. If I sit here 0:18:44.720 --> 0:18:46.600 and you know, want you to eat my pussy, go 0:18:46.680 --> 0:18:48.240 down and eat my pussy. Look up at me while 0:18:48.240 --> 0:18:51.359 you like. I like to be the kind of director, 0:18:51.800 --> 0:18:58.840 and oh my god, I sent her this video of 0:18:58.960 --> 0:19:01.760 this guy. You should play the video and just please 0:19:01.760 --> 0:19:03.240 play the sound by the where you said you better 0:19:03.320 --> 0:19:05.880 look at me. Yes, I literally told him to look 0:19:05.960 --> 0:19:07.600 up while he ate my pussy. And he looked up 0:19:07.640 --> 0:19:11.000 into the camera because I had he did, you know. 0:19:11.080 --> 0:19:12.720 It was the best part about this video. I was 0:19:12.720 --> 0:19:15.240 sitting there watching it. One of my gays and me 0:19:15.359 --> 0:19:18.679 and his motherfucker is rolling because he said, still always 0:19:18.760 --> 0:19:22.760 clothes up, Jesse. He still had on a money we 0:19:22.840 --> 0:19:26.399 got on a shirt but whatever. It looked like he 0:19:26.520 --> 0:19:28.600 got in store and she said, he said, hey, how's 0:19:28.600 --> 0:19:31.520 your David? How my David? There's really not much talking. 0:19:31.640 --> 0:19:33.680 If you're a body and you're coming over, I know 0:19:33.760 --> 0:19:36.280 what the funk you're coming over for, and so oh, 0:19:36.359 --> 0:19:38.160 I'll tell them as soon as you come in, your 0:19:38.240 --> 0:19:40.280 pants better be on button and you better be ready. 0:19:40.480 --> 0:19:42.159 The only submissive thing that I do is get on 0:19:42.240 --> 0:19:44.600 my fucking knees when they and that's it. But then 0:19:44.680 --> 0:19:48.800 after that I'm running the show, and so yeah, maybe 0:19:48.800 --> 0:19:50.280 I didn't get the shirt off yet before I made 0:19:50.320 --> 0:19:56.800 him in my pussy. Jesus Christ, they're a problem. I 0:19:56.880 --> 0:19:59.000 don't know, but I mean, that's just something that I 0:19:59.160 --> 0:20:01.440 do on top of that, and it's something that you 0:20:01.600 --> 0:20:05.439 can't say, is not you being dominant the whole um 0:20:06.040 --> 0:20:09.159 anal play with men that, to me is definitely a 0:20:09.280 --> 0:20:12.879 dominant side if a woman does that. Actually, I have 0:20:13.000 --> 0:20:14.400