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Speaker 1: and I'm so excited because this will be a good one.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys are ready anyways, you
Speaker 1: guys know me. I am Mandy Be and I'm Wheezy
Speaker 1: w T and we are Horrible Decisions Maker podcast. You
Speaker 1: could tell like, we don't clearly think it should we
Speaker 1: just go do ho ship and then come on and
Speaker 1: talk about the ship. So I guess my week has
Speaker 1: been very uneventful. Actually, my mom and sister came to town,
Speaker 1: so between work and yes, my mom the dom Oh god, no,
Speaker 1: it's perfect because this is a b DSM topic episode. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and my mom is literally into Dominatrix, like every Halloween
Speaker 1: she thinks she's, oh my god, I'm doing leathern whips
Speaker 1: and I'm like, do not Halloween. Why do you think
Speaker 1: you have no stories about this? I know, well, no,
Speaker 1: actually I do sort of. We're gonta get that, but um,
Speaker 1: it's super cool. Yeah, so we've been cool. We went.
Speaker 1: I took them to the Yankees game last night, which
Speaker 1: was cool. Did you anybody on the team to get game? Girl?
Speaker 1: I can't meet baseball players because they look like regular
Speaker 1: you don't know. Not only that, bitch, I don't speak Spanish,
Speaker 1: so bitch, because I don't speak Sana, I don't think
Speaker 1: it's funny. I don't speak it's funny, So I cannot
Speaker 1: talk baseball. I don't know baseball. I sucked one. Actually,
Speaker 1: of course, look at me. I'm like a real I'm
Speaker 1: almost you, oh bit. I don't know his name. You
Speaker 1: don't even know his name, Jesus Christ. He played on
Speaker 1: the She don't even know he was really hot though
Speaker 1: he was here for like in Orlando, for some like
Speaker 1: base probably camp. Yeah that sounds not right, sure itways,
Speaker 1: how about how about your week? My week is clearly uneventful.
Speaker 1: I'm six weeks into having no dick, so I don't
Speaker 1: have ships to you talk about, Um, what about you?
Speaker 1: I would lead with this girl's pussy that I ate
Speaker 1: on Friday here in Williamsburg. But I have to update
Speaker 1: y'all on this real estate bullshit because they gotta be
Speaker 1: fucked up. I don't know why she thought she was
Speaker 1: gonna be able to come to New York And yeah,
Speaker 1: it was easy moving here. Now she's really having to
Speaker 1: find a place like and I just knew it was
Speaker 1: not going to be easy. So, like, as I told you, guys,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get this apartment in l e s.
Speaker 1: And it's under budget, it's only which is perfect. And
Speaker 1: this is a studio by the way on Orchid in Rivington,
Speaker 1: is perfect. Um, so I make well over what was
Speaker 1: qualified to make it right. So I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I got this in the bag. And this is the
Speaker 1: first time in my life that I've ever worked for
Speaker 1: I mean, I've been working for this corporation five years,
Speaker 1: but you know, like in an executive role, making enough
Speaker 1: money to live in there and fucking paid off all
Speaker 1: my ship and debt, have good credit now. And this
Speaker 1: motherfucker calls me and he's like and we have to talk.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, what's going on, Alan, because you know
Speaker 1: it's some fucking Jewish Yes, you know, of course, and
Speaker 1: I thought he would hook me up, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, because he read my name and he's like, whoa,
Speaker 1: you're Jewish too. I was like, oh yeah, my dad's yeah,
Speaker 1: full full full, it's pass over happy sat shell. Um Hello.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, I need to talk to you about something.
Speaker 1: I said, Um, okay, what's up? Because like I knew,
Speaker 1: I gotta prove you know what I mean, because you
Speaker 1: you assume it's money. What happened in two thousand and eleven,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know, And what about two thousand twelves.
Speaker 1: I'm like I don't know what. Don't you tell me?
Speaker 1: So you've been to jail? If you google, there's definitely
Speaker 1: some fucking mug shots. Dude. First of all, let's just
Speaker 1: be really about it. Who hasn't been to jail? I haven't,
Speaker 1: and everyone else in the room there was just literally
Speaker 1: a unanimous raisin who has not been to jail and
Speaker 1: she's has She's a dude, what is it? What is it?
Speaker 1: When is it a multiple offender? When you go again multiple?
Speaker 1: Like I'm a felon. I've never been in there, like
Speaker 1: more than twenty year. I did because I got both
Speaker 1: Martin Luther King like, no, it was just my license
Speaker 1: and it wasn't even a d U I like, I
Speaker 1: know all y'all thought it was. When I tell y'all
Speaker 1: she whatever she did with this driving though, you know,
Speaker 1: your license wasn't and I was just broke. I couldn't
Speaker 1: afford to pay them, so, like your license get suspended,
Speaker 1: you know for seven years. I know that's why she
Speaker 1: moved to New York. She had to get a car. Look,
Speaker 1: we didn't ask to I'm kind of talking about me
Speaker 1: that you're probably not gonna get. Let's go. Um. So
Speaker 1: I was like you know. I was like, look that
Speaker 1: was six years ago, Like I'm a new woman. And
Speaker 1: he's like, you know you lied to me. Tell me
Speaker 1: you're a good person, and you don't. You don't say this.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm a good Jew. I'm going to have
Speaker 1: the rabbi last the face come on, and then I'm
Speaker 1: trying to like think of all the Hebrew words that
Speaker 1: my dad taught me. I had a bad mitz but
Speaker 1: just because my mother wanted a party, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. She was like we had everybody there. It
Speaker 1: was not even about the bat mitzma ship. So um, anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm like doing it up as much as I can't
Speaker 1: think about it. Then you want me? And he won
Speaker 1: the slow or do you want the Johnson? No, you
Speaker 1: want me anyway. So now he's gonna make me have
Speaker 1: a guaranteur and I'm just kind of upset about that
Speaker 1: because I was like super proud about being able to
Speaker 1: aford it on my own, Alfred, this guy six months
Speaker 1: of prepaid rent um and he was still because you're
Speaker 1: a criminal too, guys, I am not a dude. I
Speaker 1: drove a fucking car with some tickets and the ship
Speaker 1: was suspended. It's not even nephibious. Yeah, well he doesn't
Speaker 1: want people living with bug shots in his building, apparents.
Speaker 1: So now I gotta get a guaranteur. And I'm trying
Speaker 1: to think all the guys I fucked that actually have
Speaker 1: money to sign, Well, no, they all do, but which
Speaker 1: ones make it legally? Or who doesn't have a wife. Now,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's it's not even I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: I have my friends, will do it whatever. It's not
Speaker 1: a big deal. But I just I'm embarrassed about it
Speaker 1: because I thought that I could do somehone and I
Speaker 1: really don't want to ask somebody to put this on
Speaker 1: their credit, especially when I finally got over with the
Speaker 1: seven under Lie. You know what that ship felt like.
Speaker 1: I already know because I got all the way over
Speaker 1: it and bit qualified for all these credit cards and
Speaker 1: which I also was that the credit card I love
Speaker 1: pulling out my inmage. I literally have five credit cards
Speaker 1: and two are just about max. The American Express wrote me,
Speaker 1: sent me a fucking letter in the mail. I dropped
Speaker 1: everything the pizza mail, and I said, oh I fucking
Speaker 1: made it. And I called him, as did should Overton,
Speaker 1: and they're like, you got to prove a nine, I said,
Speaker 1: and um, when can we express this card? Is there
Speaker 1: a location that I can get it too? And I
Speaker 1: love dropping that ship, especially even if someone takes me
Speaker 1: on a date and I just pull it out real quickly.
Speaker 1: Oh I know, because here goes weezy every time we go.
Speaker 1: I girl, I got it square, cash me you happy?
Speaker 1: This is love pulling bitch, get because I get plaint. Uh. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Friday night, I was out with um, a girl that
Speaker 1: I met online. Of course, I actually met her on
Speaker 1: my threesome page and UM, so I think we told
Speaker 1: you guys, but I was dating somebody a few months
Speaker 1: ago and we had a page together where we were
Speaker 1: looking for girls. Um. Anyway, so she's super sexy. She
Speaker 1: has like a sept in rings, like badass Brooklyn kind
Speaker 1: of chick. You know. She works doing some kind of
Speaker 1: marketing ship. So she calls me or text me and
Speaker 1: she's like, I text her, excuse me. I said, let's
Speaker 1: grab a drink and she's like, actually, there's a Beyonce
Speaker 1: part in Williamsburg. And I know you was ready. I
Speaker 1: don't even know if I took a shower. I was out.
Speaker 1: I was on the L train. Sitting in the like,
Speaker 1: is it here? We get lemonade? Your whole Mike just
Speaker 1: went out, hold on, hold on, plug it in. She
Speaker 1: knows how to put it in. All right, we got this.
Speaker 1: She know how to put some stuff in some holes.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, just one. You know, I haven't done it
Speaker 1: in my asse yet. So anyway, we get to this
Speaker 1: Beyonce party and she was looking at me and like
Speaker 1: asking me questions length some of them in you in
Speaker 1: your ground, friend, I'm just listening to lemonade like that, man,
Speaker 1: what getting everything? And yeah, she was. She's walking around
Speaker 1: the club right where Baby's all right, and she's looking
Speaker 1: for gum and she keeps asking random people for gum
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you ask me for gud because you
Speaker 1: want to kiss me. She's like yeah, definitely. And it
Speaker 1: was super sexy because she's like, oh, bit, you already know,
Speaker 1: like you thought you was getting around this already. She
Speaker 1: has this like you know, I date a lot of
Speaker 1: scanny girls, thickest like girl, and she was not she's
Speaker 1: not thick? What she is not thick? Should I pull
Speaker 1: their seat? She's not thick, bro Okay, I'm slim thick.
Speaker 1: And she's thinking the fact that Wheezy considers herself somethick.
Speaker 1: That's how y'all know. She ain't think anyway, So she'd
Speaker 1: be lying the little four um come and um, I
Speaker 1: was very obvious. I was going home with her. Umber
Speaker 1: at home, get up to her apartment four flights of
Speaker 1: a walk up, which that's how you know I was
Speaker 1: ready for that pussy, because I almost said, now, I'm
Speaker 1: convinced that at this point you're okay with walk ups
Speaker 1: because you had walked down a walk up from sucking
Speaker 1: a guy, and now you're walking up four floors to
Speaker 1: lick some pussy like you're you're gonna su people to
Speaker 1: walk ups. It's sucking New York. Get over it. I
Speaker 1: don't want to. Apparently your standards aren't that high. So
Speaker 1: my walk up apartment is costing me a twenty one fifty.
Speaker 1: I have to be under an eight square feet terrible.
Speaker 1: So we get upstairs and she fucking puts this music
Speaker 1: on and I'm like, oh my god, you just tell
Speaker 1: us like the sex music music, some like deep House.
Speaker 1: It was kind of sexy. So the candles we're laying
Speaker 1: in the bed and anything. No, you just know, it's
Speaker 1: just like fucking happened. And we've known each other for
Speaker 1: for a few months now and we've never had sex,
Speaker 1: and I kind of felt like it was never gonna happen,
Speaker 1: and the fact that it was happening, I was nervous
Speaker 1: because I like her as a friend. Dude, this girl
Speaker 1: got on top of me. She was ready to make
Speaker 1: you her girlfriend. She was like, you got you got
Speaker 1: to be dude. She was so fucking sexy, Like the
Speaker 1: way she was kissing me, like putting her hands on
Speaker 1: my neck, like sitting on my face, Like my jaw
Speaker 1: hurt the next day. That's how much pussy. That's when
Speaker 1: you know what's good. I didn't even know I could
Speaker 1: get there. And like she was saying sexy at Ship
Speaker 1: like when he was getting good and I was fingering
Speaker 1: her and ship and like going down on her. She's like,
Speaker 1: you own this pussy, And I remember being like what,
Speaker 1: It's so crazy because I was like the hottest eat
Speaker 1: pussy in her life. And I really didn't, did you not?
Speaker 1: I didn't think so. Of course she made a porn
Speaker 1: of them laying together, her her sucking or titty. So
Speaker 1: I was like, bro, I believe you now because I
Speaker 1: still can't see you eating no pussy? I like really,
Speaker 1: because mind you, guys, I was probably sucking with girls.
Speaker 1: What eighteen, I was working with girls early, like I
Speaker 1: had a full blown girlfriend at the age of twenty.
Speaker 1: I had like smoke. Yeah, So when we talked about
Speaker 1: dealing with girls, I know, Wheezy was always just like
Speaker 1: the one that hadn't really gone the whole way. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I just didn't had a lot of experiences a litte
Speaker 1: but with her, like I in her and I had
Speaker 1: been talking about threesome so much and I was surprised
Speaker 1: it was that. I mean, she talked and it wasn't
Speaker 1: like talking too much. It was a lot of sexy talk.
Speaker 1: She sounds perfect when she's moaning. She likes him to
Speaker 1: spank her, like being choked, and I just think she's
Speaker 1: I thought about her like all fucking weekend, and I
Speaker 1: tried not to text her because I wasn't about to
Speaker 1: be thirsty bitch, you know what I'm mean? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: and yeah, I love and boy texting me was like,
Speaker 1: how the last night my mouth is I need twenty
Speaker 1: When I was eating, what's with you? But it's my mouth?
Speaker 1: And I give props to guys because I don't think
Speaker 1: they understand that eating pussy gets your mouth more tired. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: Like when I was when I had three something with
Speaker 1: one girl and she was just so bad, I like
Speaker 1: licked her pussy so long. The next day I was
Speaker 1: just like I was talking like I had my tomb beers.
Speaker 1: I was like every time, the only thing that does
Speaker 1: it makes your like whole face hurt. I guess that sucks,
Speaker 1: like if you go really hard, like i'd be like, NIGGI,
Speaker 1: you made my mouth numb, my throat hurts, my jaw hurts,
Speaker 1: my entire lower face hurts. I don't know why. For
Speaker 1: some reason, I don't think I've ever heard like this
Speaker 1: much from second day, like I've maybe many you deal
Speaker 1: with white guys, so I doubt there man dingoes like
Speaker 1: the ones that i'd be putting my god. But it's okay.
Speaker 1: I understand. I understand that this white boy thing is
Speaker 1: new when you know, wait, dude, the biggest dick I've
Speaker 1: ever seen is still a white dude. I feel you.
Speaker 1: That's nice, good to know. I still don't think you
Speaker 1: know what a big dick is. But it's okay. Girl, girl,
Speaker 1: I've been trying to put you on She used to
Speaker 1: call me back in the day and I'd be like, bitch,
Speaker 1: I got a good dick. If you really want one,
Speaker 1: I'll let you have it. Yes, but she would have
Speaker 1: fucked your life up. Okay, yes, And what does he
Speaker 1: do now? He's a trainer. He's a trainer and a
Speaker 1: third grade teacher. He's actually a teacher now, and I'd
Speaker 1: be like, who teaches? Who allows you to teach you?
Speaker 1: He's a teacher in life, but she has his bachelor's
Speaker 1: I met him when he want to NC state, why
Speaker 1: are you trying to act like he's bitch? Because I
Speaker 1: don't deal with no dumb naked bitch. She still ain't ship.
Speaker 1: Oh he's definitely not ship. So yeah, my face is
Speaker 1: back to normal. I will be second dick when I
Speaker 1: leave here there when I can't wait for that, She
Speaker 1: legit canceled plans with hanging out with me tonight. She said, bitch,
Speaker 1: I'll give you till one am. After one, I have
Speaker 1: a dick date. So he is coming back. I feel like,
Speaker 1: like I talked about girls that do this ship, but
Speaker 1: your she's leaving me. He tes and was like, yo,
Speaker 1: doing tonight going out? Are you going out? What is
Speaker 1: your plan. I was like, oh, we're recording the show,
Speaker 1: you know, we're going to take the guests out to dinner.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. He was like, well, I'll be free
Speaker 1: at one and I'm liking your asshole. That's pretty much
Speaker 1: what the text message. It would made a few more
Speaker 1: sentence in there, but nope, telling me a mask. And
Speaker 1: so I wrote back and said, Okay, guess I'm canceling
Speaker 1: and it'll just be dinner. Um. Would you like any
Speaker 1: snacks they're waiting for you? Is there anything else I
Speaker 1: can do? I cannot fucking wait because we've been just
Speaker 1: getting to know each other, and now like the more
Speaker 1: we get to know each other than nast year. I'll
Speaker 1: let him know I am. And b D s M
Speaker 1: came into the conversation and yeah, I told him I
Speaker 1: wanted him to tie me up and speaking. I guess
Speaker 1: we'll get into that, okay, Okay, So I guess before
Speaker 1: we start the horrible decision Um discussion this week, would
Speaker 1: you feel free to let our listeners know who don't know?
Speaker 1: Because I get this confused often what b D s
Speaker 1: M stands for? What it is kind of you know? Okay,
Speaker 1: So a lot of people use a B for bottom,
Speaker 1: but b d s M is bondage, discipline, dominance, dominance, submission,
Speaker 1: or it could be sadism, massacre, massachism, mask should the
Speaker 1: words that find out Oh my god, fuck you remember
Speaker 1: when I said um, that one't word and he funked
Speaker 1: it up. He couldn't say excels or some shi it.
Speaker 1: I just felt like that. I don't you know why
Speaker 1: you watch? Oh maybe is that me? No? I mean, okay,
Speaker 1: I don't, probably because that's the only reason I know
Speaker 1: the name. We're not going to talk about that. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, we have to leave this ship out now,
Speaker 1: go bro, you did it? Shut up? Okay, But no,
Speaker 1: I don't know what. So b DSM is just um
Speaker 1: the erotic practices role playing involving bondage, um, discipline, dominance, emission,
Speaker 1: and um just a lot. So it's something that you
Speaker 1: like to do often with It's more see a lot
Speaker 1: of people are always saying like, oh, but you can't
Speaker 1: handle pains, how can you do that? It's more of
Speaker 1: the I think mental dominance that turns me on, Like
Speaker 1: the role playing is something that I really enjoy and
Speaker 1: you like. And this is where I think it's going
Speaker 1: to be cool to kind of discuss this because we're
Speaker 1: on opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to this.
Speaker 1: Aside from the bondage, which I am completely I had
Speaker 1: bad experiences with it. I'm not into bondage. Also, I
Speaker 1: think I'm claustrophobics, so which I need to be able
Speaker 1: to move um. But I think this will be cool
Speaker 1: to discuss because you because so Weezy enjoys the dominance
Speaker 1: on the side of the man and where she is submissive,
Speaker 1: and on the other end of the spectrum, I enjoy
Speaker 1: control and I like to dominate my I'm in often
Speaker 1: like I'm bad. Like I like when like let's say
Speaker 1: I do something right or wear skirt this too short,
Speaker 1: or maybe I'm flirting with someone. It's like I like
Speaker 1: knowing that I'm gonna get punished for that because it's
Speaker 1: not a real like let's not get a twisted anybody
Speaker 1: out here whoop up my ass, right, but like you know,
Speaker 1: maybe like when we get in the door and grab
Speaker 1: my hair and tell me to get on my knees
Speaker 1: and like say I'm fucking sorry, or even like a
Speaker 1: little spit it gets slapped like I like, I like,
Speaker 1: and I like knowing that I was bad and like,
Speaker 1: if I'm a good girl, do what you ask then um, yeah.
Speaker 1: And see I'm on the other end, I feel to
Speaker 1: other people in this room and it's un Suddenly I'm
Speaker 1: feeling like, yeah, well then damn. How hard it is
Speaker 1: for me to admit these things because be treated like
Speaker 1: shit and still be respected. That's a very hard dynamic,
Speaker 1: like we like we discussed or like on the opposite
Speaker 1: and me and I think it's I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's like the size difference with who I deal with
Speaker 1: in my size or what is okay? So guys, I'm
Speaker 1: five ft one. I think pretty much everyone that I
Speaker 1: really deal with on a long term races is over
Speaker 1: six six. The last guy who was super serious with
Speaker 1: with seven shut the funk up. So no, I like
Speaker 1: really tall guys. Um. And I also, I mean, I
Speaker 1: just feel like I like to be in control a lot.
Speaker 1: So it's more so like I'm running the bed. I
Speaker 1: want to make sure moan if it feels good, Like
Speaker 1: I like the talking. I like kind of just to
Speaker 1: be in control and the submissive part. I can get
Speaker 1: into it if it pleases them, But for the most part,
Speaker 1: I want to run the show. If I sit here
Speaker 1: and you know, want you to eat my pussy, go
Speaker 1: down and eat my pussy. Look up at me while
Speaker 1: you like. I like to be the kind of director,
Speaker 1: and oh my god, I sent her this video of
Speaker 1: this guy. You should play the video and just please
Speaker 1: play the sound by the where you said you better
Speaker 1: look at me. Yes, I literally told him to look
Speaker 1: up while he ate my pussy. And he looked up
Speaker 1: into the camera because I had he did, you know.
Speaker 1: It was the best part about this video. I was
Speaker 1: sitting there watching it. One of my gays and me
Speaker 1: and his motherfucker is rolling because he said, still always
Speaker 1: clothes up, Jesse. He still had on a money we
Speaker 1: got on a shirt but whatever. It looked like he
Speaker 1: got in store and she said, he said, hey, how's
Speaker 1: your David? How my David? There's really not much talking.
Speaker 1: If you're a body and you're coming over, I know
Speaker 1: what the funk you're coming over for, and so oh,
Speaker 1: I'll tell them as soon as you come in, your
Speaker 1: pants better be on button and you better be ready.
Speaker 1: The only submissive thing that I do is get on
Speaker 1: my fucking knees when they and that's it. But then
Speaker 1: after that I'm running the show, and so yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: I didn't get the shirt off yet before I made
Speaker 1: him in my pussy. Jesus Christ, they're a problem. I
Speaker 1: don't know, but I mean, that's just something that I
Speaker 1: do on top of that, and it's something that you
Speaker 1: can't say, is not you being dominant the whole um
Speaker 1: anal play with men that, to me is definitely a
Speaker 1: dominant side if a woman does that. Actually, I have
Speaker 1: a story that just came to mind, and I don't
Speaker 1: even know if I told you this story, but it's
Speaker 1: really fucking freaky, and it's the only time I can
Speaker 1: really recall me being dominant. And I realized just now
Speaker 1: in this moment that I am only submissive when I
Speaker 1: really like somebody, because I love it. I love sucking,
Speaker 1: being a good girl, good sled or whatever that makes sense,
Speaker 1: because we're real. QUI, I don't like your ask get
Speaker 1: your mother asked thing. So do you remember restaurant guy.
Speaker 1: I remember restaurant super in love with him? Um, some
Speaker 1: European fucking restaurant owner. Yeah, which, but oh god, I
Speaker 1: have to talk about that later. Um. Anyway, so entrepreneur
Speaker 1: super sexy, and I was really falling for him, and
Speaker 1: he's very, very controlling, but he's still always made comments
Speaker 1: about how he would, uh if I sucked another guy,
Speaker 1: the things he would do to me, how you punt,
Speaker 1: how you pun is me. So he did something that
Speaker 1: really made me upset, and I said, you know what,
Speaker 1: you fucking piece of ship with that regular size six
Speaker 1: and a half as dick, I'm gonna suck somebody else.
Speaker 1: And you know what what I'm gonna do after I
Speaker 1: do it, come over to your fucking house and let
Speaker 1: you taste it. I remember this story. Now, you're not
Speaker 1: just not going to do that. So um, yeah, I
Speaker 1: have this investment banker that lives a block from my job.
Speaker 1: He's a girlfriend. No, this sucks. It's so convenient for lunch.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I called him and I'm like, listen, I'm
Speaker 1: coming over there. Um, I need you to suck me
Speaker 1: and I just want you to know I might snap
Speaker 1: it to somebody. And he's like, I don't care, just
Speaker 1: don't get my face in it. Go over there. And
Speaker 1: I'm dressed like a fucking wore, but it's like super sexy,
Speaker 1: like when I was in the Uber and I had
Speaker 1: this fucking outfit on. I was like feeling so empowered,
Speaker 1: you know, because I have this guy that fucking is
Speaker 1: shipping on me and breaking my heart. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna suck somebody else with a bigger dick and
Speaker 1: you're gonna watch. So I go over there. Literally we
Speaker 1: don't even talk. He's just like, hey, HOWR. I'm like
Speaker 1: not replying to anything he's saying. I'm pulling off my
Speaker 1: skirt and I I still have on my knee highs
Speaker 1: and I bent over. I think I spit on my
Speaker 1: hand and I said, go put a conto your jack.
Speaker 1: He did. He came back over. I get my iPhone
Speaker 1: and I'm like literally trying to face time him, but
Speaker 1: it didn't work. So I just started snapping, and I'm
Speaker 1: talking into the snap like do you like this? This
Speaker 1: makes you feel better? Do you like that? I wonder
Speaker 1: if it's too bad you can't suck me like this.
Speaker 1: It's so fucking sad that you can't, so bitch. When
Speaker 1: he was about to come, I said, you tell me
Speaker 1: when you're gonna come. He's like, okay. I made him
Speaker 1: come on my chest and like a little bit on
Speaker 1: my thigh. Now he lives on Park and the dude
Speaker 1: I was talking to all the time. I was at
Speaker 1: twenty six and six. So just so you guys know,
Speaker 1: Park is like fourth we could say, so this is
Speaker 1: maybe like a five minute uber. The second the dude
Speaker 1: comes on me, I started throwing on my clothes. He's like,
Speaker 1: where are you going? Like, I gotta go jump in
Speaker 1: the fucking cab came only cost me five dollars fifties stands.
Speaker 1: Don't ask me how I remember that, but that's how
Speaker 1: I knew that ship was close. I go to his
Speaker 1: fucking doorman. He's like, who are you here to see him? Like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to you know, apartment, blah blah blah. And
Speaker 1: he says, who should tell is here? I said, you're
Speaker 1: telling his mistress is here? That's what the fun You
Speaker 1: can tell him doorman is dress he's dying and he's
Speaker 1: like she so he can wait for Nancy. Money's like,
Speaker 1: your mistress is here. I get up the elevator. He
Speaker 1: opens the door and he's looking at me like and
Speaker 1: this is someone that's literally had me in rope, standing
Speaker 1: over me, like slapping me in the face where like
Speaker 1: I can't hear anymore. Like he opens the door and
Speaker 1: he's like and shocked because he never thought I would
Speaker 1: do something like this. And he's like, I was like,
Speaker 1: why don't you get on the fucking floor. You shut
Speaker 1: the funk up? And I sat down on the bed
Speaker 1: and I said, did you watch my videos? And I'm
Speaker 1: like playing with my hair and shi and he's like,
Speaker 1: I said, did you like it? Yeah? Yeah, I liked it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, and what do you think do you
Speaker 1: think you sucked me like that? Or now? I said?
Speaker 1: And he goes and and and what happened? Did you
Speaker 1: leave when you came here after you about to? I said,
Speaker 1: why don't you come here and taste it? So you know, bitch,
Speaker 1: I pulled the fucking skirt up a little drafts until
Speaker 1: I came again, and then um, I left. Wait. Best
Speaker 1: part of this story is quick. I jump in at
Speaker 1: Uberpool and I was looking at me and he's like,
Speaker 1: my lipstick is fucking smeared my hairs. He was like,
Speaker 1: I've been taling for Miami for the night. Um, you
Speaker 1: probably looked like I'm sure? And did you take them up?
Speaker 1: Like you know, I don't want to go out for
Speaker 1: a drink. He's like, oh, I was going to go
Speaker 1: to Zoom and I was like, okay, huh, that's it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so um yeah, that was my horrible decision. And I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you I even told my mom that story.
Speaker 1: That is like, he's just when I thought I was
Speaker 1: gonna feel okay with and that was like that was
Speaker 1: more on like a disrespect level. Like when it comes
Speaker 1: to me, it's just like I literally want to make
Speaker 1: I don't know, and we've talked about it. I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's psychological or what it is, but I
Speaker 1: like to see man in vulnerable positions. I guess I don't.
Speaker 1: I do, and because I just feel like I deal
Speaker 1: with such masculine men all the time, like I just
Speaker 1: like for them to be you know, intimate and relaxing.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe because I watched too much gay
Speaker 1: porn at this point, I am like turned on by
Speaker 1: certain positions and having men look certain ways. I think
Speaker 1: that's why I like men to shave. I like them
Speaker 1: to be fucking clean, but also because which I lick
Speaker 1: ass and so I'm not licking Harryet. It's like it's
Speaker 1: just not gonna. I just didn't know that. I don't mean,
Speaker 1: I just wasn't I wasn't right I'm just saying okay,
Speaker 1: So I mean, I don't know. So for the for
Speaker 1: the most part, like when it comes to the submission part,
Speaker 1: I I think that maybe what it is because I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie with seven. You know, seven is um
Speaker 1: when we fuck. There's never been to tell people why
Speaker 1: his name is twenty seven. His name is seven because
Speaker 1: he literally has the only dick at the moment in
Speaker 1: which he can call me literally seven, and I will
Speaker 1: drop whatever I'm doing this part two, Like he would
Speaker 1: literally like we'll talk. And if he says he's gonna
Speaker 1: bring me dick that day and I fall asleep, my
Speaker 1: alarm might be set for every hour just to be
Speaker 1: sure I don't miss Like I'd be like, don't text me,
Speaker 1: call because and if I don't answer call again, the
Speaker 1: phone's gonna be by my ear. I'll wake up. Oh
Speaker 1: you're going to the club, so you'll be done about four, okay, bitch,
Speaker 1: my alarm is set for four fift like, and I
Speaker 1: don't even like after club dick. But he's literally like
Speaker 1: I was at Weezy's house and he was like, come
Speaker 1: to Jersey. I said, okay, bye. Weezy and May were
Speaker 1: having a great day, we went to spin class, we
Speaker 1: went to see Get Out. We're sitting here having this
Speaker 1: empowering conversation. I'm like, yeah, dude, white people suck him.
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, like I'm so happy
Speaker 1: we're here in this moment where podcast dude Mandy left.
Speaker 1: I have a guest bedroom, and Mandy left. There was
Speaker 1: ship everywhere. She's like, but I heard the fucking bathtub run.
Speaker 1: You must have did a quick bitch. She got mad
Speaker 1: because I didn't make the bed. You don't what I did.
Speaker 1: I cashed app her three dollars and said, here, there's
Speaker 1: the folding bed. Fee. I had to go, bitch. I
Speaker 1: was on my way to Jersey, and then he had
Speaker 1: things to do that night. So we literally had what
Speaker 1: maybe an out maybe an hour window and bitch, that
Speaker 1: included my community from it was and you know what's
Speaker 1: crazy because I'm in my feelings for the past. Well,
Speaker 1: he was the last dick I did fuck um and
Speaker 1: he believe you haven't had sex in six weeks. You
Speaker 1: literally you're definitely sluttier, but no sex. You just had
Speaker 1: a story where you were with two guys one day
Speaker 1: and then went one that does not count. This was
Speaker 1: a submission fan. I don't know why you act like
Speaker 1: oral sex does not count a se but you got
Speaker 1: a head. It's still sex. You had sex with two
Speaker 1: people off anyway? Really, yes you did, and then when
Speaker 1: he got then when it had drinks with a third
Speaker 1: he wasn't I wanted to go to Zuma. No, but anyway,
Speaker 1: like I found me on LinkedIn by the way and
Speaker 1: wrote me a message like, hey, remember me from the
Speaker 1: oper I would love to get together again. I'm like,
Speaker 1: probably I would too. I definitely what I paid for
Speaker 1: my own travel and expense it on the am X. Bitch,
Speaker 1: is your dick up? No, no dick is hitting me.
Speaker 1: This is of course, um my homegirl who I'm trying
Speaker 1: to eat out to I I ain't even gonna hold you.
Speaker 1: She doesn't let me know she deal with girls. This
Speaker 1: a rop. Let me talk you about this fantasy I
Speaker 1: have that I've been having about love a boy. So
Speaker 1: he's kind of you know, he'd be in the club
Speaker 1: and stuff, and I don't know having a proposition this
Speaker 1: to him, but I'm listening. He um, he sucks a lot,
Speaker 1: I feel like because he's cute and tall, and then
Speaker 1: the average is kind of suck it up, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So I really want him to go
Speaker 1: to the club and and bring the girl back, and
Speaker 1: I want him to sunk her in front of me
Speaker 1: while he's just looking at me, and then when he
Speaker 1: asked to him, I want to let me ask you
Speaker 1: that you allowing stuff like that and allowing him to
Speaker 1: know how fucking filthy and slutty you really are because
Speaker 1: you like him. Do you not think that that would
Speaker 1: possibly stop him from looking at you? Is anything but
Speaker 1: a fun time? What am I supposed to do? I
Speaker 1: don't know until I get pregnant. Maybe keep sucking these
Speaker 1: people you keep meeting on tender and being regular with him.
Speaker 1: Let's not make everyone you're funk buddy, And I don't
Speaker 1: want to do like ship with regular dudes like I
Speaker 1: want to do nasty ship with the dude that I like.
Speaker 1: And that's the problem. That's why nobody likes me back,
Speaker 1: because you're just a slut. The funny thing about this
Speaker 1: is I want to do all these skanky things with
Speaker 1: one person. You should get married to someone who also
Speaker 1: enjoys this. You can't. You can't give them everything and
Speaker 1: then be like down the line, I'm generally not trying
Speaker 1: to give it all. It's just that I'm having a
Speaker 1: difficult time not you already. So you've already mentioned that
Speaker 1: you don't want him to funk your girlfriend because you
Speaker 1: have feelings for him. But now you want to go
Speaker 1: to a club, pick out a random home and watch
Speaker 1: you guys, I like watching people get foxed. What do
Speaker 1: you mean I wanted to swingers club, and I think
Speaker 1: that it's very possible. I haven't, like, I want to
Speaker 1: be home and then I want to know he picked
Speaker 1: some girl out and then I want him to suck
Speaker 1: her and look at me the whole time. You know,
Speaker 1: what's funny everything you're saying now, And we could come
Speaker 1: back to this, but this brings me to the current
Speaker 1: event for the week, and I think this is absolutely
Speaker 1: a perfect time because I don't know if you know,
Speaker 1: we're good. We're good, We're good. So Tyrese, who I
Speaker 1: don't even know why anyone listens to him at this point.
Speaker 1: Um this week he's on fire for basically for basically
Speaker 1: discussing women and their promiscuity I've only a little bit
Speaker 1: of it and saying how basically it will keep them
Speaker 1: from having a man ever and so I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: ahead and play what his message was since you haven't
Speaker 1: really heard it, and I want our listeners to hear it,
Speaker 1: and I want to see what you think of it. So, um,
Speaker 1: I appreciate all the ladies out there that are still
Speaker 1: single and they're holding out. Don't settle. Don't settle, because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell y'all right now. Now this might be harsh,
Speaker 1: but slut skeezers, holes, tramps, and overly aggressive, promiscuous women,
Speaker 1: they're never without a man because they don't have no standards.
Speaker 1: They're ready to have sex with any and everything they
Speaker 1: want to have sex with them. But when you are
Speaker 1: single and you actually love yourself and you know your
Speaker 1: value and yourself worth, you'll hold out until God send
Speaker 1: you what's yours. Sometimes they'd be talking mess to women
Speaker 1: that are single, but I have a respect for them
Speaker 1: because if you're single, and you may say I've been
Speaker 1: single for a couple of years, whatever the case may be,
Speaker 1: you actually holding out because you have your value, and
Speaker 1: you've got women that are out here active in these streets.
Speaker 1: They're going to lunches and dinners every night. I've been
Speaker 1: played mega yachts. It is cracking, never without However, it
Speaker 1: comes with a cost. You're gonna put a lot of
Speaker 1: miles on yourself down there. Come on, Yeah, that's this
Speaker 1: ship is tightest, but it's right. So that was his
Speaker 1: motherfucking message on top of pretty much also saying, Um,
Speaker 1: I didn't find the clip of it, but basically, how
Speaker 1: So insinuated that women who lived this promiscuous life have
Speaker 1: no goals and have nothing going on for themselves. Um
Speaker 1: So I want to I want to know what you
Speaker 1: thought of him saying this, and not only that, just
Speaker 1: pretty much the shaming of women who enjoy sex. Well
Speaker 1: for starters, I think that the I think what makes
Speaker 1: our podcast so cool is that we are two regular girls, right, Um,
Speaker 1: whether they think smart or not, or whether even show
Speaker 1: ourselves that way, I really could care less, right, I mean,
Speaker 1: I watched you graduated top ten of your class. Um,
Speaker 1: you are one of the smartest people I know, actually
Speaker 1: the only other girl I know that makes six figures.
Speaker 1: Really right, Um, I don't really think I need to
Speaker 1: show that part of myself off to every single person.
Speaker 1: I don't like talking about that. How I go to
Speaker 1: fucking museums and read too many books because it's just
Speaker 1: for what This is something that I do in my
Speaker 1: private life. But I like to be outgoing and I
Speaker 1: am an extrovert and it's funny to talk about sex.
Speaker 1: I don't need to talk about the money I just
Speaker 1: looked at. But because maybe not everybody else enjoy it.
Speaker 1: So when you're looking at someone like Tyrese, who's a personality,
Speaker 1: whether I mean TV, Internet, whatever, these are the women
Speaker 1: that come your way, right right right. I get why
Speaker 1: you can say that. I think I think he is
Speaker 1: looking at, possibly mentioning the Instagram models in which we
Speaker 1: talked about all the time, because I am friends with
Speaker 1: a lot of these girls and they don't poor taste.
Speaker 1: To say that women who you know want to have
Speaker 1: sex or quote unquote from miss have no standards, because
Speaker 1: I will say which I'm not whether, and I think
Speaker 1: it goes for you as well. Whether we have sex
Speaker 1: every day, once a week, once a month. At the
Speaker 1: end of the day, even though we are single and
Speaker 1: we are openly wanting sex and you know, seeking sex
Speaker 1: sometimes we're definitely are our standards still remain. I'll be
Speaker 1: honest with you. Maybe you Neil, You're gonna laugh at this,
Speaker 1: but I really don't believe I'm promiscuous in the sense
Speaker 1: that I'm looking actively for sex, Like do you think
Speaker 1: she promiscuous? I'm gonna tell you why. I don't sleep
Speaker 1: with just anybody and you know, okay, okay, well there, okay,
Speaker 1: So I don't. I don't have a lot of one
Speaker 1: night stand I mean maybe if there's chemistry and there's
Speaker 1: this great moment, but promiscuous like looking for it. Dude,
Speaker 1: I don't dress like that, you know, I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't think I'm crazy putting it out there, but I
Speaker 1: really enjoy sex and maybe I'm more open about it.
Speaker 1: But promiscuous to me is like I think I have
Speaker 1: this this really sexy girl of this girl that's like
Speaker 1: out there, Like I don't think I wear things that
Speaker 1: show I'm asking so what so what he's saying? You
Speaker 1: agree as far as for what he said as far
Speaker 1: as single women having sex being promiscuous like that there's
Speaker 1: no hope for them that there's also that they have
Speaker 1: no goals, no, Because I mean when I was younger,
Speaker 1: I like enjoyed being that way, and I don't think no.
Speaker 1: I was still in school, was still taking care of
Speaker 1: my family, and I was still trying to do things
Speaker 1: for myself. I don't think so. I think that there's
Speaker 1: just a time in your life where it may be
Speaker 1: more fun. But I don't think it's just promiscuous with
Speaker 1: how we define it or how someone how do you
Speaker 1: because because to me, I'm not gonna lie. I've had
Speaker 1: people listen to our podcasts and their eyes are huge.
Speaker 1: How we talk about ourselves first of all, even us
Speaker 1: being as open as we are sexually, what we talk
Speaker 1: about sexually, the things we've done sexually. Maybe no, no, no,
Speaker 1: Maybe promiscuous is that way. But I will say there's
Speaker 1: people who can look at us and we're every su
Speaker 1: whole bitch, all this stuff in the book because of
Speaker 1: how open we are sexually, because you're having sex with look,
Speaker 1: promiscuity is the practice of having cash sex with different partners,
Speaker 1: which is what we'd be indiscriminate in the choice of
Speaker 1: partners there, So maybe no indiscriminate, but you definitely carrying
Speaker 1: no moral judgment. Dude, I don't have casual sex with
Speaker 1: random It's not bro At the end of the day,
Speaker 1: since we've started our podcast, which were now in our
Speaker 1: fifth week, you've had sex with about four different people.
Speaker 1: Whether it's it's casual because you don't have two girls, okay,
Speaker 1: and at least two or three guys. Due I've had
Speaker 1: had the love he boy guy that I'm dating there like,
Speaker 1: and the other guy that I brought in for the
Speaker 1: threesome I've been sucking for two years, brought two different
Speaker 1: people into the threesome. So okay, maybe that was going No, no, no, no, no, Yes,
Speaker 1: you and your girlfriend have sucked more than one guy. Yes,
Speaker 1: you guys did. No, we didn't. You shared it on
Speaker 1: the podcast. We can rewind it, dude, you can rewind it. No,
Speaker 1: we didn't. We were dating one guy and then we
Speaker 1: had sex with another. That's what I'm saying. You. You
Speaker 1: guys sucked two different guys. He sucked one guy. You
Speaker 1: guys were sucking the guy you made the page with,
Speaker 1: and then you sucked another guy that they were dating
Speaker 1: a guy. She just okay, cut that out. Then I
Speaker 1: didn't know. You weren't trying to change. At the end
Speaker 1: of the day, I don't think if I'm saying because
Speaker 1: I'm not sucking just anybody I like people interested, that's fine.
Speaker 1: But his definition and even the definition there is talking
Speaker 1: about different partners and no discrimination. Just Okay, so not
Speaker 1: the end part of it. You're you definitely have your
Speaker 1: regulars who you like to go to, but at the
Speaker 1: end of the day, anyone at this point, and it's
Speaker 1: talked about often on Twitter, not only Black Twitter, all
Speaker 1: the time as a single woman, which is why I
Speaker 1: talk about all these people having unprotected sex. If you're
Speaker 1: if you're single, having casual sex with multiple partners, Yes,
Speaker 1: that to me has some promiscuity to it. You're not.
Speaker 1: First of all, you're not you're not set to one
Speaker 1: guy specifically, you're not set to one girl specifically, And
Speaker 1: at this point, you are having casual sex, which we
Speaker 1: talked about all the time, which is what I'm think
Speaker 1: I'm next if we want to describe it in that
Speaker 1: sense of like maybe not having a relationship. But I
Speaker 1: only suck people that I give a ship about, and
Speaker 1: I and very particularly i'm very safe sex partner, and
Speaker 1: I don't just suck the fuck. Do you remember when
Speaker 1: we were just talking and I was telling you I
Speaker 1: hadn't that sex in a long time because I couldn't
Speaker 1: find what being genuine about that. And that's where I
Speaker 1: am as far as where I want to to be
Speaker 1: sexually and emotionally more promiscuity than there wouldn't be times
Speaker 1: that me and you have had too many droughts, because yes,
Speaker 1: I know I could fuck anybody where women not even
Speaker 1: in a hot like this gorgeous girl away. Guys will
Speaker 1: suck anything. I've literally before that other guy three months
Speaker 1: and I was bitching to you about how I hadn't
Speaker 1: had sex. You're about to throw me a dude to fuck.
Speaker 1: You haven't had sex in six weeks. If we were
Speaker 1: more promiscuous, we would have been sucked by now. That's
Speaker 1: why I think promiscuity is such a miss. If there's
Speaker 1: a big misconception with that being open and being sexual
Speaker 1: doesn't mean you're promiscuous. I don't believe it at all. Okay, however,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sit here and say, throwing out the word promiscuous,
Speaker 1: I still feel like if you're having multiple casual sex partners,
Speaker 1: and I believe it is casual sex if you're not
Speaker 1: exclusive with someone, that can be seen as somewhat promiscuous
Speaker 1: to someone else. Because I have guys who have mentioned
Speaker 1: how many other niggas you fucking, So that is that
Speaker 1: it can be seen as promiscuous to maybe someone that
Speaker 1: is open to us if I'm sitting here and I'm
Speaker 1: working with a guy, and maybe he has more feelings,
Speaker 1: but to me, I'm looking at him as a body.
Speaker 1: If we're sitting here talking and he's like, how many
Speaker 1: other niggas you sucking, and I sit here and tell
Speaker 1: him three and two girls, I'm sucking three other niggas
Speaker 1: right now, and I'm also fucking a girl. He's he
Speaker 1: may put the whole judgment on that because because regardless
Speaker 1: of the promiscuous line of it or not, he's like,
Speaker 1: damn you out here really fucking And I've had these
Speaker 1: conversations before. So while it was delivered absolutely poorly, okay,
Speaker 1: Harris said absolutely something completely dumb, but as far as
Speaker 1: that they don't have goals, as far as they'll be
Speaker 1: single forever, as far as that part of it. But
Speaker 1: to me, I guess we kinda are off with our
Speaker 1: definition of promiscuous to me, because to me that interesting too,
Speaker 1: because I do because I'm not gonna lie. If someone
Speaker 1: sits here and and I'm having a conversation with a
Speaker 1: guy and he feels that I'm promiscuous because I do
Speaker 1: have casual sex with multiple people at once, then I
Speaker 1: can't sit here and say it's not because if you
Speaker 1: look it up, despite me having standards for the guys
Speaker 1: I do choose to fuck, it's still me having casual
Speaker 1: sex with multiple people. So despite the standards, that's literally
Speaker 1: the only thing we disagreed on with the definition that
Speaker 1: we do have standards when we do funk these certain people,
Speaker 1: but at the end of the day, we're not exclusive
Speaker 1: to them, they're not exclusive to us. They're fucking other people.
Speaker 1: So to me, it's a promiscuous lifestyle. And I said,
Speaker 1: and it is okay being it is just being single, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, since we started this podcast, let's say it's
Speaker 1: been a month and a half, there has been one
Speaker 1: guy that I slept when me and her at the
Speaker 1: threesome and we were talking about dating him. He didn't
Speaker 1: like it. How it worked out, And now I'm working
Speaker 1: one person now. Granted, if another month and a half
Speaker 1: comes and maybe it's not where it is and I
Speaker 1: sleep with someone else. I don't really sleep with a
Speaker 1: lot of dudes at one time. I have a lot
Speaker 1: of dating stories. I date a lot, but I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe because when I do find someone I sleep with,
Speaker 1: I really just like sleeping with them makes me feel safer. Um,
Speaker 1: I feel like I can be more open with the
Speaker 1: things I want to do. Like I don't know, maybe
Speaker 1: maybe maybe hearing the word makes me feel like I'm not,
Speaker 1: but I guess in my mind, I'm very big on
Speaker 1: chemistry and connections and I don't. I mean, sure, has
Speaker 1: there been one or two times in my life I've
Speaker 1: sucked just to funk, Yes, But generally speaking no, And
Speaker 1: that's how it goes so long without it. Like if
Speaker 1: if I'm not on a date with you and we're
Speaker 1: not closing the restaurant down because we're getting along that well,
Speaker 1: then no, I'm really not ready to you and I
Speaker 1: probably never will. So I think from secuity is go
Speaker 1: to the club you fine, I'm fine, We're gonna blah
Speaker 1: blah blah, meet on Instagram, d M. There's no real
Speaker 1: subsistence to that, So that's why I think that. And
Speaker 1: and just the same as you, I know that you
Speaker 1: don't like to have sex that way either, you like
Speaker 1: and not only that, Well, if I feel like there
Speaker 1: is no chemistry or it's bad sex, right, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1: But in the same turn, people listening to this and
Speaker 1: watching us and hearing us talk to me, we talk
Speaker 1: and being open, and they can absolutely think worth they do.
Speaker 1: My point. So I go to say this, Taris, You're
Speaker 1: a freaking idiot, because at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: like like you said, we are to two girls working
Speaker 1: in corporate and we just enjoy sex and unfortunately we
Speaker 1: haven't found anyone who we want to fully commit to.
Speaker 1: Um on your end or my enna, I feel like
Speaker 1: I always super want guys who don't fully want what
Speaker 1: I want, and the other way around, there's super there's
Speaker 1: guys who super want to date me, and I'm just
Speaker 1: like I'm not. I mean, I know what I want
Speaker 1: in my personal life, right. I know my financial goals,
Speaker 1: I know um my goals with my family, what I
Speaker 1: want to do. I want to buy, like I just
Speaker 1: said on the last podcast, I want to buy a home.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm move into a ship hole an LS.
Speaker 1: But I think that maybe I don't know what I
Speaker 1: want when it comes to relationships. I'm twenty six and
Speaker 1: I don't think I've been enough around the block to
Speaker 1: to know exactly what I want. It's so funny because
Speaker 1: he used that being in this being around the block
Speaker 1: and and that, but That's why I'm saying different people.
Speaker 1: I literally don't even know who's interesting to me anymore.
Speaker 1: And me artistic people, creative jobs. He's entrepreneurs, like person
Speaker 1: is this is? This is? I don't think I know.
Speaker 1: So I do have have a question, has any guy
Speaker 1: that you met? And I will say, if a guy
Speaker 1: asked me this question, I'm completely thrown off. But have
Speaker 1: you met guys who maybe did want to take you serious?
Speaker 1: And has the body count question came up? Because I
Speaker 1: know it's a conversation constantly on Twitter and Instagram as
Speaker 1: far as a woman's body count and that again, just
Speaker 1: like he mentioned, the only thing you do want is
Speaker 1: putting miles on that pussy, Like has a guy you felt?
Speaker 1: Ever not one to take it further because of your
Speaker 1: past or because of I think initial experiences you've had, right,
Speaker 1: I think for sure a dent. Initially, yes, they hear
Speaker 1: the podcast or if they're hearing I used to make
Speaker 1: funny videos all the time, but then it almost becomes
Speaker 1: this joke. Once they get to know me, they're like,
Speaker 1: damn you, we're gonna learn it with me. Because I
Speaker 1: like to be more intimate in that way. So I
Speaker 1: think the catch Tony two with me is I'm so
Speaker 1: loud and proud about having sex and being such sexual
Speaker 1: and owning it that it makes me sound like funk
Speaker 1: a lot more people than I really do. And I
Speaker 1: think that you do have to get to know me.
Speaker 1: And that's the shitty part about me. I actually had
Speaker 1: someone recently. I was in tears when she told me this. Uh,
Speaker 1: one of her best friends is getting married soon. She
Speaker 1: came to New York and she's a doctor, super awesome girl,
Speaker 1: and she was sitting down with me and she goes,
Speaker 1: you are so much smarter than I thought, and she
Speaker 1: goes in, there's so much more to you, and I
Speaker 1: just can't believe that nobody else knows. And it made
Speaker 1: me cry because I thought, damn, well, what do I show?
Speaker 1: But the thing is, this is just Instagram, this is
Speaker 1: just face podcast. What do I really give a funk
Speaker 1: to tell you about how I closed a huge deal
Speaker 1: at work, or that I went to Cuba to donate
Speaker 1: clothes and add these super awesome moments, or talking about
Speaker 1: going to missions and shelters. I say this all the time.
Speaker 1: That's something that I'm gonna saying and sharing with people
Speaker 1: I don't know because I don't care to give them
Speaker 1: that side of me. It's not worth that much. And
Speaker 1: I think that us doing what we're doing, I still
Speaker 1: don't care. Holes are good people too, totally. At the
Speaker 1: end of the day, homes are fucking good people, and
Speaker 1: you're not gonna know unless you get to know them.
Speaker 1: GODDAMNITZA with this homeless guy in my black name Bobby.
Speaker 1: And it's so funny because we were sitting down for
Speaker 1: like forty five minutes the other day and he's like,
Speaker 1: you ain't got none, dude. I was like about you,
Speaker 1: and he was like me, I gotta get to the
Speaker 1: shelters name bah blah blah blah, and like I wanted
Speaker 1: to snap about it and talk about it, but then
Speaker 1: I thought people are gonna think I'm trying too hard,
Speaker 1: and I about absolutely about It's so crazy because I
Speaker 1: get people who come to me all the time, and
Speaker 1: I would talking to this one guy and mind you,
Speaker 1: I sat here. I'm now working at a fortune company.
Speaker 1: I interviewed with the White House. Google interviewed me like,
Speaker 1: and so I'm currently about to get my BS and accounting, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, also gets a shock when people know
Speaker 1: that I'm in school for accounting, and it's literally something
Speaker 1: to where he said to me, well, you don't never
Speaker 1: post on Instagram that you had work, How I know
Speaker 1: you have worked. You'll never post that you in school.
Speaker 1: How I know you're really in school. The other day
Speaker 1: it's literally no, serious, you don't have a fucking job.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, I just post my tip a
Speaker 1: time up for fun. No, And so literally that was
Speaker 1: that was our problem. Is um, I apparently come off
Speaker 1: a certain way on Instagram. Of course with my baby
Speaker 1: and suit, my my thirst traps. People are gonna listen
Speaker 1: to you say this and say, well, why do you
Speaker 1: want people to see you like that? But it's like
Speaker 1: I'm I'm at the end of that. I'm super fun.
Speaker 1: And it's so crazy because I've gone on dates and
Speaker 1: guys see me of this super fun girl and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's like, you know, two sides, and they're like, we'll
Speaker 1: show me the fun side, and I'm like, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not that fun get drunk being a bathing suits
Speaker 1: working girl all the time. Like at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, like I'm in school, I'm focused, I'm working,
Speaker 1: like and I love binge watching on movies and documentaries
Speaker 1: and I'm really a geek. I'm a ner. Actually laugh
Speaker 1: at these girls that get on there and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: my chakras are aligned, and I'm going to listen. Now
Speaker 1: I'm reading a book, shout out. No one wants to
Speaker 1: see that. You put that book right by the fucking
Speaker 1: Starbucks coffee is on page three, like I did. Shut up.
Speaker 1: Not only that, like the people you don't know, like
Speaker 1: why do they why do they need to know? And
Speaker 1: that's why I feel like it's so funny. There's so
Speaker 1: many guys that get in my comments and are always
Speaker 1: like you don't date regular guys or you're not talking
Speaker 1: to me because I'm not a celebrity. It's just like
Speaker 1: you think this because of my follower account and what
Speaker 1: you think you know about me. And there's so many
Speaker 1: people like even me going to Dubai. Apparently I'm allow
Speaker 1: of escort because I want you do buy mind you.
Speaker 1: I've traveled internationally all over the place, like I caught
Speaker 1: the flight deal just like all all of the motherfucker's
Speaker 1: on Twitter, dude, Thailand trips, I'm going to Tokyo. I
Speaker 1: went to South Africa for four hundred and fifty dollars
Speaker 1: round trip. Went with two friends and so we split
Speaker 1: the funking. You should have bought lubatons, you know exactly.
Speaker 1: And so it's just like the way that people look
Speaker 1: at you based on your Instagram or what you decide
Speaker 1: to show them. I feel like that's hindered my dating.
Speaker 1: I think Instagram is not worthy of the good things
Speaker 1: that I do, or the commendable things or any of
Speaker 1: my accolades. It's not I don't give a ship with
Speaker 1: They think I'm going to show them this fun, shitty,
Speaker 1: fucking drunk side of me. But the people I do
Speaker 1: care about, please, That's why it's really funny. People someone
Speaker 1: asked me, like, um, when I was living with, like
Speaker 1: you lived with a geeky white dude with the beard
Speaker 1: and your friends from Q it looks so random, and
Speaker 1: it's so funny when I have no like gorgeous tip
Speaker 1: fucking huge body asks and like sexy like and I
Speaker 1: don't have any of these girls. It's so crazy because
Speaker 1: I'm the was it. I have all of these stripper
Speaker 1: escort I G model friends, and so that's the that's
Speaker 1: the bubble that I'm put into. And it also could
Speaker 1: be because I started off modeling. I made friends with
Speaker 1: all these girls. But I don't even get credit for
Speaker 1: running a sports blog for four years, which I did successfully.
Speaker 1: Like I interviewed at the SPS, I interviewed with the
Speaker 1: Orlando Magic and what I was able to do during
Speaker 1: that time and now just finishing school now and having
Speaker 1: this podcast that you get like from other It's just
Speaker 1: people love to see this ship's out of you know
Speaker 1: they do. Do you know how excited they're gonna be
Speaker 1: about me going to jail? Did they know? I like, yes,
Speaker 1: I told the story of work, but no, but it's
Speaker 1: definitely I like to like laugh about my fault. I'd
Speaker 1: like to laugh about me being broke and the shitty
Speaker 1: moments I had because I think it makes it and
Speaker 1: so what I think even off this great part of
Speaker 1: me when like it's my highlight reel already everybody's already
Speaker 1: doing good ship. I'm going to show you. Remember when
Speaker 1: I used to post Mahonda and it was like she
Speaker 1: had such a shitty car. I only kept my shitty
Speaker 1: car because I wanted to make I wanted to go
Speaker 1: to fucking Croatia like I did with my friends. I
Speaker 1: wanted to go to Milan so I'm like, Okay, if
Speaker 1: I get a car bave and I can't afford it,
Speaker 1: so this ship is just gonna have to be pushed.
Speaker 1: And it's fine, you know, no, I get it. I
Speaker 1: get it, And I think that's the fucked up thing
Speaker 1: about this Instagram and and that's why I can tell everyone.
Speaker 1: I'm like, everyone, don't judge me based off my social media,
Speaker 1: like you can't. Like at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: I'm like, you said, I'm smartest fault. And so now
Speaker 1: I have started putting like I've been putting my academic
Speaker 1: um excellence awards and things that I've been getting from school.
Speaker 1: But even I just show it and take it right off,
Speaker 1: like y'all need to know. I'm still in doing this ship,
Speaker 1: but you know, let me enjoy my weekend. And I
Speaker 1: don't think that they're worthy of it. I don't know.
Speaker 1: The only reason I mentioned what I did in Cuba
Speaker 1: is because I was so excited that my friends felt
Speaker 1: like doing that with me. But I don't think people
Speaker 1: are worthy of knowing that ship. You know, you can
Speaker 1: see me be a little skanky, You're not gonna see,
Speaker 1: you know, me crunching these numbers and ship you're not.
Speaker 1: You're gonna see me bad over little It's a good angle.
Speaker 1: It's a good angle. Well, now, guys, I am excited.
Speaker 1: I think we talked about quite a lot this episode,
Speaker 1: and I hope you guys this is about being good people.
Speaker 1: We're supposed to be hard. Yeah, well guys, you guys. Um.
Speaker 1: I'm also curious to know more about our listeners, so
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Speaker 1: whether you have advice, whether you just want to tell
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