1 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:17,200 Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse 2 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:24,000 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Wednesday. It's 3 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:28,000 Speaker 1: up day and I am back. Baby. Did you miss me? 4 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:32,600 Speaker 1: I missed you. I hope you had a wonderful Independence Day. 5 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:35,760 Speaker 1: And oh my goodness, it's gonna be such a fun, 6 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:39,320 Speaker 1: spicy show tonight. We're gonna talk about who we are 7 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,600 Speaker 1: as a people. That might be hard. We're gonna talk 8 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:46,000 Speaker 1: about cocaine in the White House. That'll be fun. We'll 9 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:48,680 Speaker 1: be the only people ever who talk about the WNBA. 10 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:53,280 Speaker 1: They came up pronouns in your resume and why that's 11 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:58,160 Speaker 1: clearly a bad thing. America splitting the military building but 12 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:01,680 Speaker 1: not the way we want the economy going the other way. 13 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:06,319 Speaker 1: You voted for this emails so much tonight on the 14 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:13,920 Speaker 1: world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. But I want to begin here. Yes, 15 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:16,160 Speaker 1: by the way, I should note that I'll also give 16 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,959 Speaker 1: you what heads up. I'll give you an update on 17 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:22,959 Speaker 1: how the camping slash clamping trip went over the weekend. 18 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,280 Speaker 1: All that and more is still to come tonight on 19 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:28,640 Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. Let's begin here. Though it was 20 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:33,120 Speaker 1: Independence Day weekend, and obviously there's so many things we 21 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:36,560 Speaker 1: can lament about where we are as a nation, how 22 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:40,120 Speaker 1: our government is, how our culture is. There's plenty of 23 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:43,520 Speaker 1: time to do that, but there's also plenty of time 24 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 1: to celebrate this wonderful place we've been blessed to live in. 25 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:50,240 Speaker 1: I've lived forty one years on this planet, and I 26 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 1: consider it a gift from God that he gave this 27 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:57,680 Speaker 1: country to me. Can you put me anywhere? I was 28 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:02,200 Speaker 1: born here? And I know you celebrated, and I know 29 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:08,360 Speaker 1: you love it. And we struggle with something. All of 30 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:12,360 Speaker 1: us struggle with something, struggle to understand something. Right now, 31 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:19,880 Speaker 1: we are struggling against this culture, against this America Sucks culture. 32 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:23,960 Speaker 1: And I've seen so many angry people today and over 33 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,480 Speaker 1: the weekend about what so many people are saying about 34 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:30,600 Speaker 1: this country. You're just here's some things. And after I 35 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:33,079 Speaker 1: get through these quotes, we're gonna have a hard talk. 36 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:36,720 Speaker 1: So just stay with me. Jamal Bowman world class piece 37 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:39,560 Speaker 1: of trash from New York this July fourth. We must 38 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:43,960 Speaker 1: remember that we stand on stolen land, toiled by enslaved Africans, 39 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,639 Speaker 1: and blably goes on to say a bunch of other 40 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:49,680 Speaker 1: stupid things. Cory Bush, same thing, the Declaration of Independence 41 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 1: was written by enslavers and didn't recognize black people as human. 42 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:58,200 Speaker 1: Ben and Jerry's ice Cream. It's fourth of July. It's 43 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:02,280 Speaker 1: high time we recognize the USA exists on stolen indigenous 44 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:07,079 Speaker 1: land and commit to returning it. Even the Wamba got 45 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,560 Speaker 1: in on it. Although I do have to challenge Breitbart. 46 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,280 Speaker 1: I like Breitbart, but I have a problem with this 47 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:18,440 Speaker 1: headline because the headline says WNBA star Natasha Cloud, she 48 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:22,720 Speaker 1: calls America trash. Our country is trash in so many ways. 49 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:27,720 Speaker 1: It's racists, so on and so forth, and people people 50 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:34,640 Speaker 1: are outraged that WNBA players say this, Our elected officials 51 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 1: say this, ice cream companies say this. They don't want 52 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:42,520 Speaker 1: these things to be said. But let me say something 53 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:47,800 Speaker 1: that's hard to accept. It's really, really hard to swallow. 54 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:59,080 Speaker 1: Our elected representatives are athletes and entertainers, our corporations, our 55 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 1: ice cream company things. We like to imagine that they 56 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:08,280 Speaker 1: are leaders, that they lead us, but the truth is 57 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:14,680 Speaker 1: they're a reflection of us, of who we are as 58 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:18,520 Speaker 1: a nation, not that it's a reflection of you personally. 59 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:22,240 Speaker 1: Everything isn't about you, everything isn't about me, but us 60 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:27,200 Speaker 1: as a whole you're mad that Jamal Bowman used Independence 61 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:32,320 Speaker 1: Day to trash America. Well, let me tell you something. 62 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:37,400 Speaker 1: If my congressman in the blood red area of Texas 63 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:42,120 Speaker 1: where I live, if he uttered those words on Independence Day, 64 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:45,960 Speaker 1: even though he's been in office forever, it would be 65 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:50,159 Speaker 1: his last term in the House of Representatives. Why Because 66 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:55,040 Speaker 1: the people where I live, they love the country. Those 67 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:58,839 Speaker 1: comments are disgusting to them, and they would go to 68 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:03,880 Speaker 1: the polls and vote him out of office. Jamal Bowman, 69 00:05:05,279 --> 00:05:06,760 Speaker 1: you can hate him all you want, and I do. 70 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:17,000 Speaker 1: Jamal Bowman is an accurate representative of his constituents. Jamal 71 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:21,520 Speaker 1: Bowman says these things because the people in his New 72 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:26,720 Speaker 1: York district feel this way. They don't disagree with him 73 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:29,400 Speaker 1: about that at all. You can hate him. I hate him. 74 00:05:29,839 --> 00:05:33,479 Speaker 1: I hate those thoughts. The truth is there's a significant 75 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:38,120 Speaker 1: portion of America that feels that way. Ben and Jerry's 76 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:43,960 Speaker 1: is an ice cream company. They exist on selling ice cream. 77 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:46,560 Speaker 1: They have to sell ice cream, and they have to 78 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:49,880 Speaker 1: sell a lot of it. It's a national shoot, probably international. 79 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:52,919 Speaker 1: I haven't looked it up. Ice cream company Ben and 80 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:57,440 Speaker 1: Jerry's exists on me walking in the gas station and 81 00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:01,520 Speaker 1: looking at ice cream selections and picking Ben and Jerry's, 82 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:06,240 Speaker 1: which I never would do. If Ben and Jerry's Constant 83 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:13,000 Speaker 1: America Sucks comments were actually unpopular, Ben and Jerry's would 84 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:17,839 Speaker 1: be out of business. But the truth is those comments 85 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:24,679 Speaker 1: are not unpopular. They're not We have a hard time 86 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:31,120 Speaker 1: accepting that we as a people are not what we 87 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:35,840 Speaker 1: should be. And that's the reason our government isn't what 88 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:39,840 Speaker 1: it should be. That's a reason our entertainers aren't what 89 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:43,640 Speaker 1: they should be. That's a reason. It's a reason that 90 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:48,719 Speaker 1: cultural institution after cultural institution after cultural institution. There's a 91 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:53,799 Speaker 1: reason it's not what it should be. Why does every 92 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:59,240 Speaker 1: major corporation, from Nike to bud Light run ads that 93 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:03,360 Speaker 1: are abbs counter to what you believe and what I believe. 94 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:05,320 Speaker 1: And we're outraged by it, and we put our money 95 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:07,680 Speaker 1: where our morals are and we stop shopping there, and 96 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:10,760 Speaker 1: we stand up for it, and yes, this has to stop. 97 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:15,360 Speaker 1: But why do they do it because a lot of 98 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:20,440 Speaker 1: Americans agree and they keep shopping there. Christ just brought 99 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:24,120 Speaker 1: up a good point. Ilhan Omar. Ilhan Omar is that 100 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:29,240 Speaker 1: communist representative from Minneapolis. She is a full blown communist. 101 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:34,640 Speaker 1: She is one of the dumbest, most hateful, most anti 102 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:38,120 Speaker 1: American human beings ever to walk the halls of the 103 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:42,360 Speaker 1: House of Representatives. She routinely trashes this country. And keep 104 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:46,679 Speaker 1: in mind she escaped probably the biggest dump on the planet, 105 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:51,720 Speaker 1: Somalia when she was a child. She escaped Hell where 106 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:55,680 Speaker 1: there it's run by warlords, where over ninety percent of 107 00:07:55,720 --> 00:08:00,760 Speaker 1: the women they have to endure female genital mutil And no, 108 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,040 Speaker 1: I'm not going to describe that. It's worse than you 109 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:06,680 Speaker 1: can imagine. There are kids listening. This is a common practice. 110 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:11,200 Speaker 1: She escapes that hell and now luxuriates in the United 111 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:15,440 Speaker 1: States of America and never misses an opportunity to crap 112 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:17,800 Speaker 1: on this country. And you look at ilhan Omar and 113 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:20,600 Speaker 1: you say, that's crazy. I hate this person. That's the 114 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:23,240 Speaker 1: anti American. How could this person be there? But the 115 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:27,800 Speaker 1: truth is ilhan Omar just got seventy four percent of 116 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:32,400 Speaker 1: the vote. Thanks for that little tidbit, Chris, ilhan Omar 117 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:39,880 Speaker 1: And the thing she says, that's an accurate representation of 118 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:46,880 Speaker 1: a significant portion of this country, of her community. R 119 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:54,080 Speaker 1: rot is so much deeper than Biden or Congress, or 120 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:58,000 Speaker 1: Ben and Jerry's or WNBA players or this or that 121 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:03,520 Speaker 1: r rot is in the bones. It's in the blood, 122 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:05,840 Speaker 1: and we don't want to talk about that because we 123 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:07,680 Speaker 1: want to present. We want to act like it's just 124 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:10,720 Speaker 1: some kind of boil wee caned lance and get rid of. 125 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:14,199 Speaker 1: But the truth is we have an infection in the bones. 126 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:18,520 Speaker 1: And that's why I talk to you so often about 127 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:24,360 Speaker 1: running for school board, about taking back your community, your town, 128 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:29,000 Speaker 1: taking ownership of things, because we have to get this 129 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:32,000 Speaker 1: out of our bones. And you have any idea how 130 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:35,400 Speaker 1: long it's going to take to get this infection out 131 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:40,600 Speaker 1: of our bones. This is generational. We can look at 132 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:44,880 Speaker 1: all the scumbags who run this country, who run our cities, 133 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:49,440 Speaker 1: who run our states, who bring us the news, and 134 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:52,680 Speaker 1: we can lament that this guy sucks and that girl sucks, 135 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:55,040 Speaker 1: and this is terrible, and why does this person have 136 00:09:55,080 --> 00:10:02,760 Speaker 1: a seat. They're accurate reflections of what we've become. And 137 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:06,560 Speaker 1: nobody likes to hear that, especially not patriots like you 138 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:12,320 Speaker 1: or me, because that hurts. Because we don't want to 139 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:16,640 Speaker 1: live in a country where the people are unworthy of freedom, 140 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:20,880 Speaker 1: where the people are unworthy of better representation in Congress, 141 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:24,080 Speaker 1: of better entertainers, of better ice cream, companies. We don't 142 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,880 Speaker 1: want to live in that country, and you don't deserve 143 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:27,880 Speaker 1: to live in that country, and I don't deserve to 144 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:31,760 Speaker 1: live in that country. But we as a people, this 145 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:35,400 Speaker 1: is exactly what we deserve. And that hurts, doesn't it? 146 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:38,560 Speaker 1: All Right, we're done with that. We have to talk 147 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:41,720 Speaker 1: about cocaine in the White House. We have to talk 148 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:45,280 Speaker 1: about so many things. Military. Gosh, it's a huge show tonight. 149 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:47,400 Speaker 1: This might be the biggest show we've ever done. Before 150 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:53,760 Speaker 1: we get to that, let's talk about protecting yourself. I mean, financially. 151 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:58,440 Speaker 1: These people are destroying the value of the dollar. They're 152 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:02,520 Speaker 1: not even pretending in is about to go down. They're 153 00:11:02,559 --> 00:11:06,360 Speaker 1: wrecking your retirement. They are going to pop the stock market. 154 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,960 Speaker 1: Everyone knows it. And what can you do about that? 155 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:13,320 Speaker 1: Can't start your own currency. Get some gold, get some 156 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:16,960 Speaker 1: silver in your physical possession. You need to have some, 157 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:20,640 Speaker 1: and you really need to weave it into your ira. 158 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:25,160 Speaker 1: And for a one k it's raising the floor on 159 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:28,760 Speaker 1: that retirement you've worked so hard to build up. It 160 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:32,880 Speaker 1: can only drop so far when it's fortified with precious metals. 161 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:37,120 Speaker 1: And Oxford Gold makes it cake. They make it so easy. 162 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:40,000 Speaker 1: All you have to do is call. Make a phone call. 163 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:42,680 Speaker 1: Tell them I told you to call eight three three 164 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:48,800 Speaker 1: nine five gold for gold. You can hold what, Chris, 165 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:51,120 Speaker 1: We can make jokes. It's fine. We yeah, that right, 166 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:56,520 Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show 167 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:59,640 Speaker 1: on Wednesday. I'm so excited to be back here. I'll 168 00:11:59,679 --> 00:12:02,040 Speaker 1: get back to some emails and things like that. Did 169 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:04,920 Speaker 1: you see build a Blasio? Build a Blasio, former New 170 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,880 Speaker 1: York City mayor Build a Blasio. It's separating from his 171 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:12,079 Speaker 1: wife so they can date other people, but they're not 172 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:18,360 Speaker 1: getting a divorce and they're staying in the same house. Now, 173 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,280 Speaker 1: I'll tell you what's really going on there in just 174 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:23,120 Speaker 1: a moment. But let's just focus on something before we 175 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:28,520 Speaker 1: get to the cocaine in the White House. I am 176 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:33,560 Speaker 1: not a big fan of awkward situations at all. What 177 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,959 Speaker 1: is it? I realized that you're you're separated and you're 178 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:42,079 Speaker 1: dating other people. What exactly is that? Like when she's 179 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:46,200 Speaker 1: in the kitchen making hot pockets or whatever and you 180 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:51,679 Speaker 1: come home with another woman? Do they talk? Do you 181 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,440 Speaker 1: think that, Chris? Do you think they talk? You've got 182 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:56,640 Speaker 1: to say They've got to right, They've got to say something. Hey, 183 00:12:56,720 --> 00:13:00,560 Speaker 1: how are you careful of that mole on his back? Something? What? 184 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:03,680 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Chris, These are the thoughts that I go through, 185 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:06,319 Speaker 1: but they let's move on to cocaine. I just want 186 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:08,480 Speaker 1: to also say, do you know what this really is? 187 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,960 Speaker 1: This isn't some weird swinger relationship. You know what this 188 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:18,320 Speaker 1: really is? This is Bill de Blasio and his wife 189 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:23,880 Speaker 1: getting a divorce, but they each have too much dirt 190 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:27,960 Speaker 1: on each other to actually go through with the divorce. 191 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:32,120 Speaker 1: Remember all that money then ended up in her hands 192 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:35,440 Speaker 1: that you remember all that? Remember all that? Yeah, that's 193 00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:39,560 Speaker 1: exactly what this is. This is, Uh, we're divorcing, but 194 00:13:39,679 --> 00:13:42,640 Speaker 1: we each know too much about the dirty deeds of 195 00:13:42,679 --> 00:13:46,200 Speaker 1: the other, so instead we're just gonna keep living together. Gosh, 196 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:52,120 Speaker 1: all right? Biden the Biden White House. Now, I hate 197 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:57,199 Speaker 1: the Biden family not because they're Democrats, because they're soulless 198 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:01,679 Speaker 1: monsters and they always have been them. Because of what 199 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:04,160 Speaker 1: they've done to that grand baby of Joe's and the 200 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,480 Speaker 1: daughter of Hunters, the one that they reject and that 201 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:09,120 Speaker 1: pretend like she doesn't even exist. That's just so deeply 202 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:12,600 Speaker 1: evil to me. That father's running out on their kids. 203 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:18,040 Speaker 1: Father's abandoning their kids. It's something that is It's a 204 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:21,080 Speaker 1: pet peeve doesn't quite describe how I feel about it. 205 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:24,720 Speaker 1: It creates a venomous rage inside of me. And to 206 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:28,200 Speaker 1: do that publicly to an adorable baby girl just because 207 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:31,240 Speaker 1: the situation with her mom is awkward, I just think 208 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,520 Speaker 1: that's the worst thing ever. I hate Joe Biden for that. 209 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,920 Speaker 1: I hate the Biden family for that. I hate the 210 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:40,560 Speaker 1: Biden family for killing our troops in Afghanistan. I hate 211 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,560 Speaker 1: them for not caring when they showed up check in 212 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:45,400 Speaker 1: his watch. I hate them for what solace awful monsters 213 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:49,880 Speaker 1: they are. But because I hate the family so much 214 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:54,400 Speaker 1: for those kinds of things, I wasn't exactly shocked or 215 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:58,880 Speaker 1: I wasn't uniquely perturbed when I found out that there 216 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,520 Speaker 1: was cocaine found at the White House. You've already heard 217 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:03,920 Speaker 1: the story by now, as Matt team was called out 218 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:09,080 Speaker 1: a mysterious white substance white powder, and then oh look 219 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:13,760 Speaker 1: it's some bugger sugar. I am very much enjoying actually 220 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:16,440 Speaker 1: this news cycle, because this kind of stuff is hilarious. 221 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:19,440 Speaker 2: It's an area where visitors on tour groups often passed by. 222 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:22,040 Speaker 2: So is that the working theory right now that it 223 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:25,000 Speaker 2: was likely a visitor, and very confident that this was 224 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,680 Speaker 2: not a White House staff rege. 225 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,120 Speaker 3: There is investigation, They're going to get to the bottom 226 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:29,480 Speaker 3: of this. 227 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:30,360 Speaker 1: What I wanted to. 228 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:33,360 Speaker 3: Be very clear is that this is a heavily, heavily 229 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:37,640 Speaker 3: traffic heavily traveled, to be more accurate, area of the 230 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:41,400 Speaker 3: campus of the White House, and it is where visitors 231 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:44,320 Speaker 3: to the West Wing come through. 232 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,840 Speaker 4: I just don't have anything else. I'm not going to 233 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:46,600 Speaker 4: speculate on. 234 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:50,600 Speaker 1: Who it was. Okay, that's her prepping the ground for 235 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,240 Speaker 1: them not being able to find the culprit. Well, it's 236 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:56,520 Speaker 1: heavily trafficked. There are people here all the time. Oh wow, 237 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,560 Speaker 1: I'm just here taking a picture at the White House, 238 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:04,600 Speaker 1: just a tourist. Whoops, dropped my eight ball and uh oh. 239 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:08,520 Speaker 1: I love that we're all supposed to pretend like we 240 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:12,680 Speaker 1: don't know who it is. I don't exactly need the 241 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:16,760 Speaker 1: video footage to know that it was the president's crack 242 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,840 Speaker 1: head son who's been living at the White House and 243 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,680 Speaker 1: what is it with Hunter Biden. It's not that I 244 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,880 Speaker 1: want anybody to be a criminal. Kids, don't be a criminal. 245 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,840 Speaker 1: Don't break the law for a variety of reasons, not 246 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,720 Speaker 1: just staying out of prison. But it's a headache, it's expensive, 247 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,480 Speaker 1: your life is worse. But if you're going to break 248 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:39,160 Speaker 1: the law, be better at it than Hunter Biden is. 249 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:44,200 Speaker 1: He records all of his crimes and puts them on laptops, 250 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:49,480 Speaker 1: all of them. He apparently is so flippant with bags 251 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:52,680 Speaker 1: of cocaine that he'll just drop them or leave them 252 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,480 Speaker 1: random places. I'm not a drug guy, but I would 253 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:58,120 Speaker 1: like to think I would be more responsible with my cocaine. 254 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,560 Speaker 1: If I had cocaine, I would have it in one 255 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:04,360 Speaker 1: of my zipper pockets or what, Chris I want? It's 256 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:08,320 Speaker 1: time to talk about personal responsibility. You protect your cocaine, 257 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:13,720 Speaker 1: all right, that's your cocaine. It's expensive. Cocaine's expensive, isn't it, Chris? 258 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:17,920 Speaker 1: I think it's expensive. Cocaine's expensive. You don't want to 259 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:21,359 Speaker 1: be irresponsible with your money. So when you get your cocaine, 260 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,840 Speaker 1: keep it in a satchel. Maybe keep it in your 261 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,800 Speaker 1: deep pockets, not one of those you know how you 262 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,560 Speaker 1: can get those front pockets where if you put your 263 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:31,040 Speaker 1: feet up sometimes your stuff can fall out of it. 264 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,080 Speaker 1: You don't want to put your cocaine there. Make sure 265 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:37,399 Speaker 1: your cocaine is all zipped up all right. From now on, kids, 266 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:41,520 Speaker 1: remember that, take care of your cocaine. Now, let's move 267 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,040 Speaker 1: on to some other things. I just really enjoyed that 268 00:17:44,119 --> 00:17:46,320 Speaker 1: we're supposed to pretend like we don't know it is, 269 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:49,200 Speaker 1: and we're also supposed to pretend like the authorities are 270 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:52,399 Speaker 1: really looking into it. Yeah, I'm sure Helen Keller's leading 271 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:55,680 Speaker 1: the investigation. I'm sure they're digging into this hard. We've 272 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:58,720 Speaker 1: really got to figure out who could who? Who could 273 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:05,359 Speaker 1: it be? Quiitn focus. We're gonna talk about firing communists, 274 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:10,520 Speaker 1: the building of the military, the polarization, the breakup of America. Oh, 275 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:13,000 Speaker 1: bright and sunny, things like that are still to come. 276 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,880 Speaker 1: Let's talk about something serious here for a minute, though, 277 00:18:18,119 --> 00:18:23,560 Speaker 1: the A Servo Project. The amount of children being trafficked 278 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:28,080 Speaker 1: in this nation is staggering. It's in the millions. It's 279 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:32,000 Speaker 1: happening all around you. They are trafficked amazingly. I can't 280 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,560 Speaker 1: believe this by their relatives. Much of the time. They 281 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:39,480 Speaker 1: get stuck in these blackmail situations online, and it gets 282 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:43,560 Speaker 1: worse from there. If you are a child listening to me, 283 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:47,919 Speaker 1: there is help for you. The A Servo Project is 284 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:53,600 Speaker 1: there for you a SSRVO. So if you're a child 285 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:56,320 Speaker 1: being trafficked, if you know or suspect of a child 286 00:18:56,400 --> 00:19:00,560 Speaker 1: being trafficked, go to the a Servoproject dot org. They 287 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:04,439 Speaker 1: have a tip line. They'll find you. You and me. 288 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,520 Speaker 1: What do we have to do? We have to give 289 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:09,760 Speaker 1: them fourteen dollars a month so they can continue tracking 290 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:13,200 Speaker 1: down these monsters and having them thrown in dark holes 291 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:17,200 Speaker 1: forever and rescuing kids. The A Servo Project pulls kids 292 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:21,080 Speaker 1: out of the pit of hell. The Aservoproject dot org 293 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:27,480 Speaker 1: as ser vo, Let's give fourteen bucks a month. Fourteen 294 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:31,240 Speaker 1: bucks a month is what they ask the aservoproject dot org. 295 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:38,800 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly returns next. It is The Jesse Kelly Show 296 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,440 Speaker 1: on a Wednesday, reminding you you can email the show 297 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:44,760 Speaker 1: your love, your hate, your death threats. You can email 298 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:48,160 Speaker 1: your ass doctor Jesse questions for Friday, which is coming soon. 299 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:52,280 Speaker 1: Email all that to Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. 300 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,840 Speaker 1: Before we go any further, I should give everyone a 301 00:19:54,880 --> 00:20:00,119 Speaker 1: heads up on how the weekend went. Everyone knows the 302 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,879 Speaker 1: Kelly family. We were going out and we were going 303 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,280 Speaker 1: to be rough in it for a couple of days. 304 00:20:04,359 --> 00:20:08,240 Speaker 1: It's gonna be hard living. Right. For the most part, 305 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:15,240 Speaker 1: it went well. I will say this. I don't want 306 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:19,520 Speaker 1: to act like we almost died, but I am surprised 307 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:25,280 Speaker 1: everyone did survive. The tent at night got really cold. 308 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:29,080 Speaker 1: The air conditioning was going overdrive. What Chris, The air 309 00:20:29,119 --> 00:20:32,719 Speaker 1: conditioning in the tent was going overdrive. The wife got cold, 310 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,800 Speaker 1: Both of my sons got cold. We had to have 311 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:38,800 Speaker 1: extra blankets brought in. So that was Look, that's basically 312 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:41,359 Speaker 1: like Lewis and Clark were living, so that was tough. 313 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,879 Speaker 1: It's also should be noted that we were floating the 314 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,720 Speaker 1: river during the day and it was just a blast. 315 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,520 Speaker 1: You don't floating the river. Everyone gets a bunch of rafts, Chris. 316 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,960 Speaker 1: Have you ever floated the river? Michael? You guys float rivers. 317 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:56,760 Speaker 1: Michael's not even paying attention. He's reading Israel stuff. You 318 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:59,359 Speaker 1: know what, Never mind, Michael, Sorry to interrupt, but floating 319 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,600 Speaker 1: the rivers and you're on the river with all these 320 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,200 Speaker 1: other people and everyone's having a blast, and we come 321 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:07,080 Speaker 1: across this really deep part of the river where someone 322 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,920 Speaker 1: has set up a rope swing. Now, for you city 323 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:14,119 Speaker 1: slickers out there, a rope swing is pretty much exactly 324 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,960 Speaker 1: what it sounds like. It's a giant rope hanging from 325 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,080 Speaker 1: a big tree branch and you're supposed to grab it 326 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,880 Speaker 1: and do the Tarzan off of it and float into 327 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:30,120 Speaker 1: the water. I did the rope swing a bunch. How 328 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,000 Speaker 1: did it go, Chris? It went great. You sound like 329 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:35,240 Speaker 1: my wife. She was all concerned, don't hurt yourself, don't 330 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:39,000 Speaker 1: do this and that. I'll be honest. Part of the 331 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,280 Speaker 1: reason I still do stuff like that, not just because 332 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:44,360 Speaker 1: I always have. I want to see if I can 333 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,080 Speaker 1: still do it. And you see all these young because 334 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,280 Speaker 1: they add all the young bucks up there, twenty years 335 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:52,359 Speaker 1: old going crazy on there. I want to see if 336 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,239 Speaker 1: I can still hang with the young guys every now 337 00:21:54,359 --> 00:21:58,320 Speaker 1: and then. And I'm telling you, still a rope swing master. 338 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:01,280 Speaker 1: Granted I had the water a little hard one time, 339 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,480 Speaker 1: and that hurt. That hurt. It's okay, who's all gonna 340 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:07,720 Speaker 1: be fine. But I survived. Look, we survived roughing it 341 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:10,960 Speaker 1: even with the ac that was working too hard. Had 342 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,680 Speaker 1: some world famous Jesse Kelly Berger's life was good. Last 343 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:18,240 Speaker 1: night set off all kind of illegal fireworks and firecrackers 344 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,960 Speaker 1: in my area. But I was not alone. It sounded 345 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,560 Speaker 1: like Sarajevo in that place. Let me tell you what 346 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:28,800 Speaker 1: it was, a war zone. Back to some things. The 347 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:34,280 Speaker 1: Biden administration, they dropped a report on Afghanistan, and it's 348 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:38,879 Speaker 1: really bad. The report, of course, is fairly benign with 349 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:42,040 Speaker 1: its indictments, but it says State Department failed to plan 350 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:46,160 Speaker 1: well enough for Afghanistan withdraw. The report finds, of course, 351 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:49,040 Speaker 1: nobody's gonna get fired or anything like that. And they 352 00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:52,400 Speaker 1: dropped this report, of course, right before the holiday weekend. 353 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:56,199 Speaker 1: Remember something, always remember something. I know you already know this, 354 00:22:56,320 --> 00:23:02,920 Speaker 1: but keep this in mind. When news drops is important. 355 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:10,560 Speaker 1: It is always done purposely, purposely because they want to 356 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:14,640 Speaker 1: limit the amount of eyeballs news actually gets. What does 357 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:19,000 Speaker 1: that mean. Let's say something bad happened to me. I 358 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,439 Speaker 1: did something bad. Let's say I did the rope swing 359 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:24,960 Speaker 1: this weekend and instead of it going well, we found 360 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,800 Speaker 1: out I'm forty one going on eighty one and I 361 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:32,000 Speaker 1: hurt myself embarrassingly a brook legg or something rope swing. 362 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:37,960 Speaker 1: I wouldn't come back and drop that information out there 363 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:42,159 Speaker 1: on a Monday or a Tuesday, that's the beginning of 364 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,879 Speaker 1: the work week. Then people can jump on that and 365 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,919 Speaker 1: run all over it. Idiot breaks his legs trying to 366 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,879 Speaker 1: rope swing. Look at this dummy trying to be twenty again. 367 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:54,840 Speaker 1: If I wanted that information out there, when would I 368 00:23:54,920 --> 00:24:02,080 Speaker 1: drop that information? Friday afternoon, Friday evening. I dropped the information. Eh, 369 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:03,760 Speaker 1: I put it out there. It's not like I was 370 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:07,520 Speaker 1: being secretive. But you drop it on Friday afternoon, so 371 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,240 Speaker 1: everybody going into the weekend, most won't even catch it. 372 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,840 Speaker 1: You're getting off work, you're finally putting the news down, 373 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:16,639 Speaker 1: you're taking off for the weekend. You're gone. The Biden 374 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:22,600 Speaker 1: administration worked up a report on its disastrous pullout of Afghanistan, 375 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:26,480 Speaker 1: and they dropped it the day before a holiday weekend 376 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:30,439 Speaker 1: so nobody would see it. The media asked Joe Biden 377 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:34,480 Speaker 1: about it, and I've got to tell you, I'm grown 378 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,479 Speaker 1: to love this part of Joe Biden. As much as 379 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,359 Speaker 1: I hate Biden and the Biden family, I've grown to 380 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:42,760 Speaker 1: love the fact that he's so he's so full of 381 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:47,280 Speaker 1: lies and yet so full of dementia that he will 382 00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:52,120 Speaker 1: routinely offer things as an explanation that aren't an explanation 383 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,480 Speaker 1: at all, and he acts like it's an explanation. And 384 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:57,679 Speaker 1: I've used this example before because it was my favorite 385 00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:01,280 Speaker 1: one on the campaign trail. Remember he was always asked 386 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:04,000 Speaker 1: about Hunter Biden, all the illegal things that Hunter Biden did, 387 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:07,240 Speaker 1: and Joe's response to everybody, all the reporters, was well, 388 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,959 Speaker 1: who said he did anything wrong? Nobody's saying he did 389 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:13,280 Speaker 1: anything wrong. No one's even said that. When everyone was 390 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:14,720 Speaker 1: saying it, wait, what are you talking, and he would 391 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,400 Speaker 1: act like that's kind of it. Well, see the conversations over. 392 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,560 Speaker 1: He did the same thing when asked about Afghanistan. Listen 393 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,879 Speaker 1: to this one was coming back there. 394 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:26,040 Speaker 5: Remember what I said about Afghaniste. I said, oh, kinda 395 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,720 Speaker 5: would not be there. I said, it wouldn't be there. 396 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,720 Speaker 5: I said, we get help from the Taliban. What's happening now? 397 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:33,120 Speaker 5: What's going on? 398 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:41,399 Speaker 1: Read your press? I was right, Thanks, So the report 399 00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:47,560 Speaker 1: is from the state Abutment actually bought the withdrawald. Read 400 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:52,560 Speaker 1: your press. I was right, But what does that mean? 401 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,119 Speaker 1: Read your press? In case you're wondering, it's not just 402 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,160 Speaker 1: me who was confused. Corin diversity Hire got asked about 403 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:01,600 Speaker 1: it today on the report. Hasn't reviewed it or briefed 404 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,560 Speaker 1: on it. He was just asked about it in the 405 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:04,359 Speaker 1: result room. 406 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,679 Speaker 2: And he said, read your press, And I wasn't really 407 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,680 Speaker 2: clear what he was trying to say there. 408 00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:09,320 Speaker 1: Well, I didn't. 409 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:11,919 Speaker 4: I didn't hear. I know that he was asked the 410 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:17,800 Speaker 4: about this particular review or this action after action review 411 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:21,080 Speaker 4: that was was given. Look, what I can speak to 412 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,280 Speaker 4: is more broadly what the president has said, and I 413 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:24,840 Speaker 4: think this is what he was referring to. 414 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:28,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the reporters didn't know either. I really need 415 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:32,639 Speaker 1: to find a way to work this into my personal life, 416 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,000 Speaker 1: and I need to find no, hear me out, Chris. 417 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:38,000 Speaker 1: I need to find a saying of some kind that 418 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:41,600 Speaker 1: explains nothing that I'm going to start using whenever the 419 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,879 Speaker 1: wife comes at me about something. Hey, Jesse, did you 420 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:48,359 Speaker 1: remember to take out the trash? I don't know. Maybe 421 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:52,320 Speaker 1: read your press. That's something that les something, you know, something. 422 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,520 Speaker 1: I can't figure out what it needs to be, but 423 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,000 Speaker 1: it's gotta be something. It's got to be. It's got 424 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,040 Speaker 1: to be something along the line. Let me think it's 425 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:02,200 Speaker 1: gotta be ridiculous, but it kind of has to be universal. 426 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,720 Speaker 1: Oh that's not bad. Well, no, Chris, Chris said, Well, 427 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,240 Speaker 1: if you check your voicemail, that won't work because she 428 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,679 Speaker 1: actually checks her voicemail. That won't work at all. No, 429 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:17,879 Speaker 1: she's obsessive about checking voicemails, returning messages. Oh oh, you 430 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:21,919 Speaker 1: know what you can do. I can do. This is simple. 431 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,960 Speaker 1: It's a little bit wrong and devious, but it's very simple. 432 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:30,119 Speaker 1: We talked about that. Think about no, hear me out, Chris. No, 433 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,320 Speaker 1: I know it's wrong, but she won't know, or at 434 00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:36,160 Speaker 1: least if I see it so convincing, she'll think it's true. 435 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,960 Speaker 1: No matter what it is. Jessie, did you seriously go 436 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,040 Speaker 1: in and eat all the leftover chicken? We were gonna 437 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:44,639 Speaker 1: have that for dinner tonight. We talked about that. It's universal, 438 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,680 Speaker 1: it's great, and then I'll just drop it out there. 439 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,880 Speaker 1: I like this new plan. This is a good plan. 440 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,760 Speaker 1: This is what Chris. It's a good plan. And look, 441 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:57,000 Speaker 1: I've explained several times to everybody, there's no limit to 442 00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,720 Speaker 1: what you can accomplish when you have no morals or 443 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:03,120 Speaker 1: vow whatsoever. When there's no moral compass, you can get 444 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:06,200 Speaker 1: away with everything. Joe Biden's been doing it forever. Honestly, 445 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:11,040 Speaker 1: mad about the Afghanistan report, read your press, was. 446 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:14,359 Speaker 5: Coming back to remember what I said about Afghanistan. I said, oh, 447 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,400 Speaker 5: kinda would not be there. I said, it wouldn't be there. 448 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,440 Speaker 5: I said, we get help from the Taliban. What's happening now? 449 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,840 Speaker 5: What's going on? Read your press? 450 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:30,800 Speaker 1: I was right, all right, all right, America is splitting up, 451 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:35,520 Speaker 1: as in it's already happening. Why is it happening? What's 452 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,920 Speaker 1: going on? What's our future? Like? Let's have a heavy 453 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:42,760 Speaker 1: talk next. Before we have a heavy talk about that, 454 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:47,360 Speaker 1: let's have a little personal talk about our own health. 455 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:53,040 Speaker 1: Our testosterone levels are in free fall. Our women are 456 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,360 Speaker 1: less vital than they've ever been. Our men are less 457 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,880 Speaker 1: vital than they've ever been. We're not making enough babies. 458 00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:02,040 Speaker 1: We're not strong enough. 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Even now. 477 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:12,000 Speaker 1: I've been thinking about this while during the break. Even 478 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:15,040 Speaker 1: if they agree, Hey, when I bring home a date, 479 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:20,680 Speaker 1: we're just not going to talk. What happens if you're 480 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,800 Speaker 1: in the bathroom and they have to go and they 481 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,880 Speaker 1: come try the door? What now, hear me out, Chris. 482 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,760 Speaker 1: What if you're sitting there on the bowl and all 483 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:31,360 Speaker 1: of a sudden, Hey, this is Bill, I'm sorry, I 484 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:37,720 Speaker 1: just came home with your wife. What Chris, Chris, send 485 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,120 Speaker 1: them to the movies with thirty bucks. They're not twelve 486 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:43,040 Speaker 1: year olds. It's your wife. Oh my goodness. I want 487 00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:44,800 Speaker 1: to know how this is going to work. What if 488 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,840 Speaker 1: someone's cooking and you're planning on coming home and doing 489 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:51,680 Speaker 1: some cooking. What if somebody, Hey, every home, every home now. 490 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:54,080 Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of fancy home the Deblasios have, 491 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:59,440 Speaker 1: but every home has one decent sitting area. People lie 492 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,200 Speaker 1: to themselves and act like there are multiples. No, we 493 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,240 Speaker 1: have a living room and then we have a family room. 494 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,760 Speaker 1: There is one room in your home. Everyone goes to 495 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:11,360 Speaker 1: the lounge around in only one room. I've never been 496 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,800 Speaker 1: in a home that had more than one. There's one room. 497 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:17,120 Speaker 1: So whoever makes it home first with their date gets 498 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,720 Speaker 1: claim to that room. Where do the other people go? 499 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:25,960 Speaker 1: What are the rules on the food? I mean, no, 500 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:29,280 Speaker 1: hear me out, hear me out? What if? What if 501 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,280 Speaker 1: the bill? What if? Bill? He brings the date home 502 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,640 Speaker 1: and they just went out to a steak restaurant or something, 503 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,480 Speaker 1: and he's got some leftover mac and cheese and he 504 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:41,920 Speaker 1: stashes it in the kitchen, and then his wife brings 505 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:45,520 Speaker 1: home her dude, Dudley or whatever his name is, and 506 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:48,400 Speaker 1: he's hungry and sees the mac and cheese. Is the 507 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,560 Speaker 1: mac and cheese fair game? I want to know. I 508 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,480 Speaker 1: want to I wanna know. Look, we're gonna stay on this, 509 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:56,360 Speaker 1: all right, We're gonna stay on the important things. Jesse. 510 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,800 Speaker 1: I've heard you say a hundred times, get to a 511 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:03,520 Speaker 1: state is starting getting is or I've heard you say 512 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,120 Speaker 1: it one hundred times, but get to a red state 513 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,920 Speaker 1: is starting to get real. I live in the beautiful 514 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:12,240 Speaker 1: state of Michigan and was furious when we legalize late 515 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:16,680 Speaker 1: stage abortion. That alone made me sick. Today, led by 516 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:20,480 Speaker 1: our witch of a governor, stretching Gretchen Whitmer, our state 517 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:23,040 Speaker 1: House passed the bill that will result in ten thousand 518 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,320 Speaker 1: dollars in fines in five years in prison. If you 519 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:29,360 Speaker 1: intentionally call someone by the incorrect pronoun, I would get mad. 520 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,440 Speaker 1: But it's like you always say, we get the government 521 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:35,960 Speaker 1: we deserve. Well, like we talked about earlier, we do 522 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:40,040 Speaker 1: get the government we deserve. And I want you to 523 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:44,480 Speaker 1: remember something. I talk about national divorce all the time, 524 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:48,240 Speaker 1: and I always will. Why do I discuss national divorce? Well, 525 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,320 Speaker 1: because we're at least two separate nations already. That's already 526 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:56,120 Speaker 1: the case. We cannot remain that way. When you don't 527 00:32:56,120 --> 00:33:00,720 Speaker 1: share common values and you become two separate nations, you 528 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:05,800 Speaker 1: no longer get added protection by living together. In fact, 529 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:09,880 Speaker 1: quite the opposite. You find yourself at each other's throats. 530 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:14,680 Speaker 1: It creates a dangerous situation. You shouldn't be living together. 531 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,880 Speaker 1: So we need to separate, right, We need to go 532 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,880 Speaker 1: our separate ways. I realize divorce is an ugly thing. 533 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,680 Speaker 1: Maybe you've gone through one or two yourself, but I 534 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:26,160 Speaker 1: know it's terrible. I haven't gone through one, but I've 535 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,920 Speaker 1: had several friends that do. It's always awful, it's always ugly. 536 00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:33,080 Speaker 1: I understand all that. But at some point in time, 537 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,600 Speaker 1: in rare circumstances, I admit, but at some point in time, 538 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:40,080 Speaker 1: for the safety of everyone, maybe it's best if we 539 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:46,280 Speaker 1: separate it. Huh. I want us to divorce because if 540 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:52,160 Speaker 1: we don't, I'm worried we're gonna start hurting each other badly. 541 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,400 Speaker 1: And I know the communists are already hurting us. They're 542 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:58,520 Speaker 1: already assaulting and murdering people all over the place. On 543 00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:01,640 Speaker 1: the right. The government communists in the FBI and the 544 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:05,040 Speaker 1: DOJ are locking away our January sixth prisoners and have 545 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,920 Speaker 1: been for so long. It's I realize we're already at 546 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,560 Speaker 1: the point where they're starting to hurt us, but I'm 547 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,040 Speaker 1: talking about in a more elevated way. So what do 548 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,320 Speaker 1: I want? Well, I want something ridiculous that won't happen. 549 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:19,760 Speaker 1: But what I want is, let's take the communist leaders, 550 00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:24,040 Speaker 1: and let's take the anti communist leaders, and let's agree 551 00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:29,759 Speaker 1: that we can agree on one thing. We hate each other, right, Look, Hey, 552 00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:33,560 Speaker 1: that's progress. This is not working. We shouldn't live together. 553 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:37,360 Speaker 1: We hate each other. Let's sit down. We'll take weeks, months, 554 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,960 Speaker 1: let's take a year, find some sort of a neutral arbitrator, 555 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,960 Speaker 1: maybe someone from another country, and let's divide up the 556 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:48,600 Speaker 1: assets and liabilities. Let's decide which state, which county goes where, 557 00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,920 Speaker 1: where the lines are drawn, Who gets what, what portion 558 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,680 Speaker 1: of the military, the nuclear weapons, who gets the debt, 559 00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:58,320 Speaker 1: who gets what portion? Let's just like in a divorce proceeding. 560 00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:01,040 Speaker 1: Let's decide who gets the else and who gets the 561 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,719 Speaker 1: kids on the weekends. Let's let's sit down and do it. 562 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:06,840 Speaker 1: Why do I want that? I want that because I 563 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,879 Speaker 1: don't want anyone to get hurt. Now, I know that's 564 00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:12,520 Speaker 1: not going to happen the way I want it to happen. 565 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,440 Speaker 1: I'm not naive. There's nothing like that, really that's going 566 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:19,440 Speaker 1: to happen, but it is important for you. Who scoff 567 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:22,440 Speaker 1: at me, Jesse, I'm never leaving New York. I love 568 00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:26,320 Speaker 1: it here, my mom's here. The divorce is stupid, that's treason. 569 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:32,480 Speaker 1: I love America. It's important for you to understand that 570 00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:37,440 Speaker 1: your opinion of national divorce doesn't matter at all. That 571 00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:42,640 Speaker 1: my opinion of national divorce doesn't matter at all. Your opinion, 572 00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:45,880 Speaker 1: my opinion, what we think, what we want, it matters, 573 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:51,879 Speaker 1: not at all. It's already happening. Conservatives go to red 574 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:56,280 Speaker 1: states and liberals go to blue as the country grows 575 00:35:56,400 --> 00:36:01,360 Speaker 1: more polarized. Did you know that there's a sixth state 576 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:05,200 Speaker 1: coalition Texas, Tennessee, Carolina's Florida, so on and so forth. 577 00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:10,280 Speaker 1: There's a sixth state coalition right now. Who's GDP now 578 00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:15,279 Speaker 1: exceeds the uber wealthy Northeast, the New York, Boston, all 579 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:19,360 Speaker 1: that stuff. Crowd. This is the first time ever people 580 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:25,319 Speaker 1: are packing up, businesses are packing up, and they're fleeing 581 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:29,399 Speaker 1: states where they'll have you arrested if you don't call 582 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:34,960 Speaker 1: that dude a chick. They're leaving people. Historically, this isn't 583 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:39,240 Speaker 1: unique to us as a country. Historically, people will leave 584 00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:43,200 Speaker 1: when they are in an area that is hostile to them. 585 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:48,120 Speaker 1: You ever heard of the Black Hills, the Black Hills. 586 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,600 Speaker 1: It's quote there's sacred place for the Lakota the Sioux. 587 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,000 Speaker 1: Now I love the Lakota and Sioux, full disclosure. But 588 00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:56,480 Speaker 1: it's supposed to be a sacred place to them. It's 589 00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,719 Speaker 1: very sacred place. Well, that was, of course just propaganda 590 00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:03,160 Speaker 1: they sold do good or Americans. How do I know that? 591 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:08,080 Speaker 1: Because the Blackfeet were there before them, and the Sioux, 592 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:12,320 Speaker 1: who were a more powerful tribe, ran the black Feet 593 00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:16,200 Speaker 1: out of the Black Hills. The Blackfeet were no longer 594 00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:19,400 Speaker 1: in the Black Hills. The Sioux were because they found 595 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,000 Speaker 1: the Black Hills to be a place hostile to them. 596 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:26,160 Speaker 1: Human beings migrate the divorce. Whether you like it or 597 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:31,000 Speaker 1: I like it, it's already coming, it's already happening. Now 598 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,640 Speaker 1: we'll get back to that in a minute. Let's talk 599 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:37,960 Speaker 1: about personal protection. Obviously, you saw all the news over 600 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:41,520 Speaker 1: the weekend, shot stab this and that, and what drives 601 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,879 Speaker 1: me crazy. I always dig into these stories and I'm 602 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:48,000 Speaker 1: always blown away that how often there were no self 603 00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,919 Speaker 1: defense weapons involved at all. 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