1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:08,880 Speaker 1: You don't know me. Concession I can't take back arms. 2 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:13,119 Speaker 2: Mouse speak TEXTA sevent eighty five nine two says I'm 3 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:16,120 Speaker 2: not famous, but I set up a very basic Wikipedia 4 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:19,279 Speaker 2: page for myself just to help me remember how old 5 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:24,120 Speaker 2: I am. So Google search and boom, there it is. 6 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:28,440 Speaker 2: I'm forty four for anybody wondering, pops up in the 7 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:29,600 Speaker 2: little Google window. Yeah. 8 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:32,279 Speaker 3: I mean you do look important that way too. 9 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:37,479 Speaker 2: If your Wikipedia page is even true, you could write anything, I'm. 10 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:38,800 Speaker 4: Six hundred years old. 11 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:41,080 Speaker 3: You could say that very important. 12 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:42,239 Speaker 4: And you can do the. 13 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:46,280 Speaker 2: Same thing here the Wikipedia of radio segments. Say whatever 14 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:48,640 Speaker 2: you want and nobody will be able to fact check 15 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:50,400 Speaker 2: you because you stay anonymous. 16 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:52,200 Speaker 4: Right here on the Mass Speaker, we've. 17 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:53,880 Speaker 2: Got a woman who's chosen to use a fake name, 18 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:57,320 Speaker 2: Mary Kate, for herself today. So Mary Kate, welcome to 19 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:57,680 Speaker 2: the show. 20 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:00,800 Speaker 1: You're welcome. 21 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:03,400 Speaker 3: Oh that voice she sounds only four and twenty. 22 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:09,279 Speaker 2: Two spot dealing wonders for you. But a voice changer 23 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:09,600 Speaker 2: is on. 24 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:11,680 Speaker 4: You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear 25 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:12,360 Speaker 4: your confession. 26 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:16,399 Speaker 1: Okay, so my confession kind of a trick. I used 27 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,959 Speaker 1: to meet high value men, you know, men with money 28 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,200 Speaker 1: and time. 29 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:22,120 Speaker 3: And alexis listening. 30 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:23,000 Speaker 4: Are you into that? 31 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:26,280 Speaker 2: Alexis what high value men? 32 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:26,920 Speaker 1: No? 33 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:30,520 Speaker 3: Oh, I got that shallow? Okay, but is it a 34 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:33,600 Speaker 3: high value man? Just someone who's like put together? Isn't 35 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,800 Speaker 3: that what that means? It doesn't mean that it make 36 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:37,440 Speaker 3: a lot of bully, right? 37 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:40,119 Speaker 2: I assume it's like the total package, well dressed, makes 38 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:40,679 Speaker 2: good money. 39 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,440 Speaker 1: Is a nice person? Mary? Kay? 40 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:43,720 Speaker 4: What do you mean by that? Yeah? 41 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 1: Oh that's spot on. Enough money to beat self sufficient, 42 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:52,120 Speaker 1: nice person works out just the whole package. 43 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,040 Speaker 4: Okay, doesn't exist. 44 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:54,880 Speaker 3: Do you have a trick to meeting them? 45 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,800 Speaker 1: I do? I do, And this trick has worked like 46 00:01:58,280 --> 00:01:59,720 Speaker 1: close to fifteen times. 47 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:03,520 Speaker 3: Wait, you're meeting all these high value men and you 48 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:04,840 Speaker 3: don't want to keep even one of them. 49 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,320 Speaker 1: I've kept three of them for a while. 50 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:14,200 Speaker 4: She's keeping them in her basement right now. Okay, So 51 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 4: what do you do? How do you meet these guys? 52 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:18,639 Speaker 1: Well? I drive to a place like a gym or 53 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:22,000 Speaker 1: a Whole Foods, you know where I find someone like that. 54 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,320 Speaker 4: Just so you know, spots? 55 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 1: Okay, I hang out in the parking lot and I 56 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:31,400 Speaker 1: wait to see a good looking guy go in, and 57 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,360 Speaker 1: then I go stand and wait by his car with 58 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:36,840 Speaker 1: a pen and pad of paper that seems. 59 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:39,000 Speaker 3: Very stockersh like it. 60 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 2: Really, I think it looks like you hit them with 61 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:44,519 Speaker 2: your car. 62 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:45,400 Speaker 4: What. 63 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,000 Speaker 1: No, No, she's right, because when they come out, I say, 64 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,040 Speaker 1: oh my god, is this your car? I'm so sorry. 65 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:51,119 Speaker 1: I think I thing there. 66 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:54,840 Speaker 2: This is why you would get so many guys with 67 00:02:54,919 --> 00:02:55,440 Speaker 2: your cars. 68 00:02:56,200 --> 00:03:00,640 Speaker 1: They don't call me though, just their insurance does want 69 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:03,440 Speaker 1: like a brad, you don't actually hit the cars. 70 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:05,680 Speaker 3: I think this is key for a lectus to understand. 71 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:08,480 Speaker 1: I don't hit the cars. 72 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:12,200 Speaker 4: Oh okay, you just tell them that you do. 73 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:14,840 Speaker 1: I do, and I go, oh, I was just leaving 74 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:17,040 Speaker 1: you my contact information. Then I give them a piece 75 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:19,440 Speaker 1: of paper with my name and number on it, and 76 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:22,240 Speaker 1: then they inspect the car and there's no real dent 77 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:24,520 Speaker 1: or ding, and they'll be like, oh, it looks fine, 78 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,520 Speaker 1: and then they're not mad at me. And then they 79 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:30,640 Speaker 1: already have my contact information and I'm flirting with them 80 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:34,200 Speaker 1: and I think I'm cute, so I don't have to 81 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:35,480 Speaker 1: ask for my number. 82 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,600 Speaker 3: Dude. This only works for women. If there was a 83 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:40,040 Speaker 3: random dude waiting in my car in an empty parking, 84 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:43,160 Speaker 3: the police, no girl run. 85 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:46,240 Speaker 2: And so these high value men in the Whole Foods 86 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:48,240 Speaker 2: parking lot are receptive to this. 87 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,960 Speaker 1: They are because they see that I think I'm being honest, 88 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,160 Speaker 1: even even with something that if I can't see where 89 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 1: I ding, that I'm being upfront about it. And they calls. 90 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,760 Speaker 2: Did fourteen other guys cars this week in the same 91 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:05,880 Speaker 2: exact parking lot Teslas? 92 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:08,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good thing to look for. 93 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,560 Speaker 1: Not all this week, not all the same parking. 94 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:16,960 Speaker 3: Lot, different parking lots. How long does it take you? Like, 95 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:18,919 Speaker 3: I need to know how long are you waiting in 96 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:21,920 Speaker 3: a parking garage before you see a hot guy enter? 97 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:25,440 Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean usually not that long, but like, I 98 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:28,039 Speaker 1: don't know. Recently, I did wait over an hour. 99 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:32,040 Speaker 2: For a guy they got to do their whole Yeah, they. 100 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:34,080 Speaker 3: Are the apps that bad. 101 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:39,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, you guy goes in the gym and you're waiting 102 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:42,000 Speaker 2: in your car for him for an hour to come 103 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:42,720 Speaker 2: back outside. 104 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he got in so fast I missed 105 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,720 Speaker 1: the windows, and I was like kind of follow him 106 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,760 Speaker 1: in my car, and then I did actually rerund him 107 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:51,840 Speaker 1: a little at a stop light. 108 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:56,080 Speaker 3: Oh wait, wait, on purpose on purpose or an accident? 109 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:59,400 Speaker 1: Following was on purpose? Him? Was not? 110 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:03,640 Speaker 2: She was trying to catch up to So, did you 111 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:04,680 Speaker 2: get a date with that guy? 112 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:05,280 Speaker 3: The one that you. 113 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:09,080 Speaker 1: Really hit actually got I did go on a date 114 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,679 Speaker 1: with him. I can't recommend hitting people with your cards, 115 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:15,400 Speaker 1: that's not the plan. But yeah, he did follow up 116 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:15,760 Speaker 1: with me. 117 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:19,120 Speaker 4: Let me take you to dinner and I'll dig it. 118 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:22,640 Speaker 3: Right, I've kind of pissed now no one's digging my car. 119 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:26,919 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I did get in a random car accident 120 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:27,440 Speaker 2: last year. 121 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:30,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm kind of cute with a or a hottie. 122 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:34,640 Speaker 4: I never saw him. It wasn't my fault. Actually, you 123 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:42,360 Speaker 4: drove away exchanging info. I was like, I'm beautiful. Oh wow, Mary, kay, 124 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:43,880 Speaker 4: this I interested. 125 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:44,240 Speaker 1: I can't. 126 00:05:44,279 --> 00:05:47,039 Speaker 2: I can't say that I necessarily condone this, but it 127 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:49,200 Speaker 2: is an interesting tips. 128 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:51,960 Speaker 3: Took away the wrong lesson. I'm going to keep randing cars. 129 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:54,919 Speaker 4: I did have the. 130 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:57,599 Speaker 2: Highest success rate of everything that happened in this story, 131 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:59,680 Speaker 2: Mary Kate, I'm glad that you're meeting lots and lots 132 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:00,640 Speaker 2: of high value man. 133 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,599 Speaker 1: Yes, oh thank you, we are. 134 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:03,880 Speaker 4: Insurance isn't crazy. 135 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:08,400 Speaker 1: I only we rendered one of them. It was honage accident. 136 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:09,200 Speaker 4: Yeah, he deserved it. 137 00:06:09,279 --> 00:06:11,320 Speaker 2: Text in seven eighty five nine two, If you have 138 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:13,080 Speaker 2: a confession you've been holding on to. We can hide 139 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:15,320 Speaker 2: your identity, mask your voice, and make you our next 140 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:15,960 Speaker 2: mass speaker. 141 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:17,839 Speaker 4: The Fell tabs coming up right after this. 142 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:20,039 Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.