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Speaker 1: That's right. Wel come in the beginning of the Fifth
Speaker 1: Hour with Ben mall you already know that you heard
Speaker 1: that right there, Because four hours are not enough. Eight
Speaker 1: days a week, eight days a week. We are back
Speaker 1: at it again, this the Saturday Podcast, and glad you
Speaker 1: have chosen to hang out with us here on a Saturday.
Speaker 1: And again we are joined for not for better, but
Speaker 1: more for worse by Mr West of the four oh five,
Speaker 1: Mr Narcissist himself, David Gascon, who is right over there there,
Speaker 1: He is right over there, picking a little hungover right
Speaker 1: now after last night's debacle of Betty versus the Penny,
Speaker 1: But no it was no debacle. It was professional marginal
Speaker 1: handicapping on NFL games. Mark, you should never take the
Speaker 1: wisdom of an overnight radio guy who moonlights on the YouTube.
Speaker 1: Should never take that for you know, as the gospel.
Speaker 1: But I will win money this weekend, guestcon I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do okay. I'm feeling pretty confident about the
Speaker 1: card on Sunday in the NFL and UH. More importantly,
Speaker 1: we had more people watching this week. From what I
Speaker 1: I understand now, I'm a just in relative of the
Speaker 1: great Nostre Damas, so I I imagine that I am
Speaker 1: going to be right on that and a friend of
Speaker 1: Nostredinus from Seattle. So I've got those things going for me.
Speaker 1: That's good and I'm comfortable and sad. I look forward
Speaker 1: to your YouTube extravaganza this weekend. UH. And it's available
Speaker 1: if you missed the live feed that was on Friday
Speaker 1: night Slash the Witching Hour on the East Coast Saturday,
Speaker 1: it is available all the way through the weekend. You
Speaker 1: can check it out. I have learned over the years
Speaker 1: that people are very happy to go back and listen
Speaker 1: when I have a bad week. They like to hear
Speaker 1: the picks after the fact and see how wrong I
Speaker 1: was or how right I was. Usually it's how wrong
Speaker 1: I I was in picking games, and so um obviously
Speaker 1: set the bar very low. I like setting the bar low.
Speaker 1: But it's because you you, because you kind of in
Speaker 1: a way nerd out right, because you don't run through
Speaker 1: every game and just saying like a couple of quick hitters,
Speaker 1: like you run through every game. No, no, this is
Speaker 1: this is my sick, twisted hobby. I like the handicap games,
Speaker 1: and I would save a lot. I spend a lot
Speaker 1: of time from I start handicapping on Tuesday. I spend
Speaker 1: a couple of hours on Tuesday, a couple of hours
Speaker 1: on Wednesday, couple hours on Thursday. So I probably put
Speaker 1: six hours or more into these, uh, these picks. It's
Speaker 1: so stupid. It's it's so dumb because I could really
Speaker 1: just you know, flip a coin and probably like that.
Speaker 1: That's the whole bit, right, betty versus a penny and
Speaker 1: do as well. But I actually think, by reading all
Speaker 1: of these stats and looking at where the sharps are
Speaker 1: and all this stuff, that I'm gonna somehow be better
Speaker 1: than everyone else. But I've been okay, but some weeks
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter and I just completely waste my time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: looks good. I mean, we had we had Bernie Freddo
Speaker 1: on yesterday just before the show last night, and I
Speaker 1: think it was a great way to open up the
Speaker 1: NFL season. So I'm looking forward to this. And you know,
Speaker 1: maybe we even get Packed twelve football here in but
Speaker 1: at least the Big ten got off. It's fat ass. Well,
Speaker 1: if we get the Packed twelve, it will be not
Speaker 1: because of the isstioner Larry Scott of the Pac twelve.
Speaker 1: Would be in spite of Larry Scott, we will get
Speaker 1: the Pact twelve. Based on what I've been reading, man,
Speaker 1: maybe they can just play virtual reality football, guest gun,
Speaker 1: they can just have virtual reality play against air. Just
Speaker 1: imagine the opponent is there right and oh no, I'm down, Coach.
Speaker 1: I was imaginarily tackled by the imaginary defensive player and
Speaker 1: I got a concussion. I have an imaginary concussion, so
Speaker 1: I have to come out of the game. The defensive back,
Speaker 1: to use perfect tackling skills, went right to the hips
Speaker 1: and thrust it up, brought him down. No shoulder tackling
Speaker 1: at all, nothing of that nature. No exactly exactly and
Speaker 1: then invisibly can't call a penalty on the invisible defender,
Speaker 1: cannot do it absolutely all right, So coming up on
Speaker 1: today's podcast, we have Swan Lake Swan Lake Pop Quiz
Speaker 1: and study this all right. Excited about that. I'm a
Speaker 1: little bit excited about it. I I know. Oh wait, wait,
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait, Cameo dot Com guest gun, Cameo
Speaker 1: dot Com personal video shout out, Cameo dot Com. Type
Speaker 1: my name in there, Ben Maller, do it right now?
Speaker 1: What are you waiting for? I love doing those video
Speaker 1: messages for for big p ones. It's a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: That's good. And I know Jay Scoop had requested one
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago for you to actually barbecue
Speaker 1: a certain Tomhawk steak. You didn't do it. You Uh,
Speaker 1: that's bullcrap. Listen, Jay Scoop, And that was pretty funny.
Speaker 1: That was awkward. I didn't know how to handle it,
Speaker 1: but it's it was Hey. He messaged me on Cameo
Speaker 1: as said steak, and I didn't make a video. And
Speaker 1: I did point out to Jay Scoop in the video
Speaker 1: and to the steak that I'm keeping the steak alive
Speaker 1: the Tomahawks steak, because if I had eaten the steak
Speaker 1: two months ago or three months ago, whatever that was,
Speaker 1: it was, it was March. It was fucking March. No,
Speaker 1: I don't think it was. It was March, all right,
Speaker 1: But that's that's who cares. That's irrelevant. The steaks. It's
Speaker 1: in the phrase here. It's fine, it's in the freezer.
Speaker 1: The steaks. Fine, but I'm keeping this thing alive. If
Speaker 1: I had eaten it in March, we would have spent
Speaker 1: one day talking about it. That's it. You've gotten content
Speaker 1: in April, May, June, July. You want me to keep
Speaker 1: going August, September. I mean, this is great content. I've
Speaker 1: given you almost an entire year of content by not
Speaker 1: eating the steak. If I'd eat the steak, would you
Speaker 1: want to send me a thank you note? You're you
Speaker 1: want to send me a thank you note for providing
Speaker 1: you content? It's same after all that took a picture
Speaker 1: of my car in the parking garage at Fox Sports
Speaker 1: Radio and complaining about playing up content. Let me point something,
Speaker 1: all right, Let me point to that. Okay, that I
Speaker 1: could call the cops. You should have been arrested for that, Okay,
Speaker 1: you should have been arrested that you're not allowed to
Speaker 1: park like that the private structure I could park. No,
Speaker 1: you are not. They if you look at the when
Speaker 1: you drive in the parking lot, they have the parking
Speaker 1: code right there. They will follow the law that's outside.
Speaker 1: What's that? No, on on on on listen. I have
Speaker 1: to show people think I make this stuff up. And
Speaker 1: if I had said, hey, Gascon parked vertically across four
Speaker 1: spaces or whatever, or he he didn't even pull all
Speaker 1: the way up, that was you didn't pull all the
Speaker 1: way into the space and there was like a whole
Speaker 1: car length in front of you. And if I had
Speaker 1: said this, people said, all Mallory, you're full of ship.
Speaker 1: That's not true. But since I actually ended up taking
Speaker 1: the photo, there's no way to deny it. So instead
Speaker 1: you've made it all about me, Gascon, and you're blaming
Speaker 1: me when really you are probably you know what you are.
Speaker 1: You're Nancy Pelosi. You're Nancy. You're Nancy Pelosi getting caught
Speaker 1: in a salon without a mask when you're not supposed
Speaker 1: to be. And you're blaming the person that did the
Speaker 1: video and saying I was set up? Are you gonna say,
Speaker 1: I set you up, Gascon. I I set you up
Speaker 1: to park that way. I'm gonna I'm gonna take a
Speaker 1: knee right now and make sure you're wearing authentic African
Speaker 1: guard guard when you're doing that. It wasn't you doing that,
Speaker 1: Nancy in the rotunda. Wasn't that? Yes? Yes, all right,
Speaker 1: Swan Lake. Are you ready buckle up for Swan Lake Gascon?
Speaker 1: So you might have seen the photos on Instagram or
Speaker 1: on Facebook available there Instagram. It's Ben Mallar on Fox
Speaker 1: Facebook Ben Mallor Show. So last weekend I made the
Speaker 1: pilgrimage in the hood in l A. I went to
Speaker 1: a park in in Echo Parks. I don't know what
Speaker 1: it's called. I call it Swan Swan Park, but it's
Speaker 1: I don't think that's the actual name of it. So
Speaker 1: Genie and Medford one of the great callers in the
Speaker 1: history of sports talk radio. She is outstanding. What a legend.
Speaker 1: May she rest in peace. So Jennie died a couple
Speaker 1: of years back, and when she passed away, I've told
Speaker 1: the story on the radio, but I'll tell it again
Speaker 1: if you missed it. Give you the brief truncated version
Speaker 1: of events. So Jeannie was one of my regular callers
Speaker 1: for years. She passed away. She had been very sick.
Speaker 1: She lived a hard life. She lived a hard life,
Speaker 1: and she had been been ill and she was her
Speaker 1: hell was declining and all that. And I recall I
Speaker 1: recall that, you know, we were, we were keeping in
Speaker 1: contact and when she finally passed on, she was alone.
Speaker 1: She had family, but she had been disowned by her
Speaker 1: family because I guess of her lifestyle or whatever. I
Speaker 1: don't know what happened. I don't know the specifics, but
Speaker 1: she was all alone in medfor she had no one
Speaker 1: and so you know, you gotta pay her body was
Speaker 1: just hanging out at the you know, at the local
Speaker 1: where they take the bodies there at the morgue or whatever,
Speaker 1: and they needed, you know, we needed to come up
Speaker 1: with some money to pay for her her burial and
Speaker 1: all that. So we did. We asked the Malla militia.
Speaker 1: People stepped up and it was great, It was wonderful.
Speaker 1: And just a lot of people who never interact with
Speaker 1: us and on the show, and most of the listener
Speaker 1: will never send a message on social media or call
Speaker 1: in or send anything. And you know's there's no interaction.
Speaker 1: It's you're there, I'm here, and you might listen occasionally,
Speaker 1: but you you might like it, maybe you hate it,
Speaker 1: but you still listen. But that's it. And so people
Speaker 1: were like, oh, yeah, I've listened for years and I've
Speaker 1: never called, I've never written, but I love Genie and
Speaker 1: we gotta take care of Genie. So anyway, we had
Speaker 1: a little extra money left over, and so we wanted
Speaker 1: to pay a tribute to Genie, and so Coop had
Speaker 1: the idea, was some I think it was a few
Speaker 1: other people to come up with the the plan to
Speaker 1: have a plaque at a park bench. And Genie had
Speaker 1: lived in Los Angeles, and so the park was picked.
Speaker 1: It was in Echo Park and paid for by the
Speaker 1: Malla militia. So I and the wife we went over
Speaker 1: there with the kid. We went over to Echo Park
Speaker 1: and they all stayed in the car there, which is
Speaker 1: the best decision you could have possibly made. And I
Speaker 1: walked out of the car. Beautiful lake right near Dodger Stadium,
Speaker 1: just down the hill from Dodger Stadium. They're they've got
Speaker 1: the swan pedal boats there look like swans. There's a
Speaker 1: beautiful fountain and this little lake there right near the
Speaker 1: one on one Freeway, you can see on a clear
Speaker 1: day you can see the silhouette of the skyline of
Speaker 1: downtown Los Angeles. This was not a clear day, but
Speaker 1: it's it's normally very picturesque. Not anymore though, And I
Speaker 1: don't know, now this has nothing to do with the
Speaker 1: fact that the smoke had settled in and it looked
Speaker 1: like the pea soup fog that you would see cliche
Speaker 1: of London. But this had become. And I'd been to
Speaker 1: this park a couple of years ago and we actually,
Speaker 1: me and the wife went on the duck boats and
Speaker 1: had a fun time, or not the duck boats, the
Speaker 1: pedal Boston's the duck boats. We have the pedal boats
Speaker 1: in l A. So I went on these things out
Speaker 1: a great time. Now it has become shantytown. An entire
Speaker 1: side of the lake, the left side of the lake
Speaker 1: when you're coming from the one on one freeway, the
Speaker 1: left side of the lake is let's call them the
Speaker 1: hard scrabble streets of of the park. There it's like
Speaker 1: the wild West needles. People snorting, coughing, drinking, smoking, doing
Speaker 1: all kinds of drugs. And I'm mind you, I'm walking
Speaker 1: through this shanty town because I don't really know at
Speaker 1: the time where Genie and Medford's name is on this.
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of park benches. There's a ton of them,
Speaker 1: and they're all almost all of them have a name
Speaker 1: on it, you know, paid for by so and so
Speaker 1: or in memory of so and so and so. I'm
Speaker 1: looking at all this and I'm I'm like, I'm going
Speaker 1: park bench by park bench. Well, some of them I
Speaker 1: couldn't look at because there were people sleeping on them,
Speaker 1: you know, And I'm like, oh, I mean, I feel
Speaker 1: bad for these people. But I'm walking through feces urine trash.
Speaker 1: It was like Sodom and Gomorrah. As I'm walking through
Speaker 1: this and I'm thinking, what the hell am I doing.
Speaker 1: It's my day off. Um, my lungs are all messed
Speaker 1: up from the smoke in the air in l A
Speaker 1: because of the wildfires. I might step on a needle
Speaker 1: and get a disease. God knows what other things I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get. When these guys walking around digging through the
Speaker 1: trash coffin on me, It's like it's raining sulfur and
Speaker 1: destroying buildings and all the vegetation and all that, but
Speaker 1: then finally thanks to some direction, I was able to
Speaker 1: find the right park bench. It is if you happen
Speaker 1: to make the trip, we're on all over the place.
Speaker 1: But if you ever make it to l A or
Speaker 1: for your in l A and you want to check
Speaker 1: this out, I have avoid the left side of the park.
Speaker 1: It's right near the north end and it's near the playground,
Speaker 1: and they've got this really cool playground and kids playing,
Speaker 1: which is very quite the juxtaposition from kids playing on
Speaker 1: one side having a grand old time and just it's
Speaker 1: it's the you know one, it's the like the the
Speaker 1: the nine circles of Hell from Dante's Inferno, right, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's just man unbelievable. But but there it is about
Speaker 1: a hundred feet to the east, I believe, to the
Speaker 1: to the right side of the playground is the park
Speaker 1: bench with Genie's name on it. And it was really
Speaker 1: cool and it was nice and I took some photos there.
Speaker 1: But I gotta tell you guess, on Los Angeles may
Speaker 1: Or Eric Garcetti should be prosecuted as a slum lord
Speaker 1: because that's his park and that is that is unreal
Speaker 1: what has happened there and and not just I mean,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of l A has turned into that,
Speaker 1: but that is craziness. Yeah, Bennet, it was. It's crazy
Speaker 1: to think because you know, all that stuff which is
Speaker 1: going on is one thing, but like, you guys did
Speaker 1: something commendable for for Genie, especially because the impact that
Speaker 1: she had on the show and here in has so
Speaker 1: many things that have gone wrong for people, whether it's
Speaker 1: economically financially, job situations, house placements, natural disasters and of
Speaker 1: course the pandemic. You guys did a little pick me up.
Speaker 1: But I remember Coop was talking about this for a
Speaker 1: while and then you know a couple of listeners too
Speaker 1: that we're choming to introduce something Virginie and you guys,
Speaker 1: you guys did something that was great, even here in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles. So I know you're a step but on
Speaker 1: bodies and whatnot, but oh it was, And I I
Speaker 1: do I don't think she wants any great but Tammy
Speaker 1: and Montana, who's she's like the mother Teresa the show.
Speaker 1: She's so great. Tammy, she she played a role in that.
Speaker 1: And Tammy and she keeps track, she keeps track of
Speaker 1: a lot of these guys that are on the edges.
Speaker 1: The fringes of the Mallard Militia, and she does a
Speaker 1: really good job there. But I just want to say,
Speaker 1: in closing on Genie and Medford, that Genie lived her
Speaker 1: life like that that famous Hunter S. Thompson quote which
Speaker 1: I've used a few times over the years, and uh,
Speaker 1: the quote is, this is one of the great quotes
Speaker 1: about Hunters. Thompson said life should not be a journey
Speaker 1: to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in
Speaker 1: a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skit
Speaker 1: in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up,
Speaker 1: totally worn out, and loud proclaiming, wow, you know. And
Speaker 1: that's how Jeanie lived your life. I mean it was
Speaker 1: not much. I mean, listen, the body is gonna fall
Speaker 1: apart when we're done anyway. But she lived her life
Speaker 1: to the fullest, and she used and abused her body.
Speaker 1: But she had some great stories. I've I've said, I
Speaker 1: don't know whether they're true or not. I have no
Speaker 1: way of knowing that. But some of the things she
Speaker 1: said we used to check and they turned out to
Speaker 1: be true. So as far as the timeline of stuff
Speaker 1: that happened in l A and some other cities she
Speaker 1: claimed she lived in. So that's that's still wild though,
Speaker 1: for you to to basically a high step over things
Speaker 1: just to get to where you're at. I saw the
Speaker 1: picture of it when you're on the bench. But I
Speaker 1: should send you some hold on, sec Let me see here.
Speaker 1: If I got I'm gonna go to my phone, guest, gun,
Speaker 1: can we do that. I'm gonna go to my phone here.
Speaker 1: Whatever you want. Your name is on the marquee you
Speaker 1: can respect like you eloquently notified me of that like
Speaker 1: a three thirty every morning when I'm trying to sleep.
Speaker 1: Hold on, So I took some pictures of the of
Speaker 1: the vagrants. Let me see here. I'm gonna send this
Speaker 1: to you. This This actually doesn't do it justice, guess
Speaker 1: con But I'm gonna send this photo to you. This
Speaker 1: only shows you part you're gonna have to zoom in. Um.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was kind of awkward when I was
Speaker 1: right near the main part of the shanty town. I
Speaker 1: didn't I felt weird taking a picture right. Yeah, doesn't
Speaker 1: that look like yo semite campground? There? Guess get on
Speaker 1: the photo I just sent you there? Like you got
Speaker 1: the trees, you got the water, you got all the tents. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks nice. Yeah. And at one tent, the one
Speaker 1: with the one with the blue tarp over it, they
Speaker 1: have a full sectional sofa underneath. Yes, yes, hand to God,
Speaker 1: Hand to God. They have a full section, which is hey, listen,
Speaker 1: I I am. We're only all a couple of mistakes
Speaker 1: away or a couple of bad bad breaks away from
Speaker 1: being homeless. So I don't want to goof on the homeless,
Speaker 1: because you know, I'm I'm one bad show away from
Speaker 1: losing the show and then one one more bad decision
Speaker 1: away from being homeless. But I've never seen that like
Speaker 1: you move like they physically move an entire sectional sofa
Speaker 1: like you've see in the big living room in a mansion,
Speaker 1: and they brought it to this park and it's under
Speaker 1: a tree and it's got a tarp over it so
Speaker 1: it doesn't get I guess the morning do or it
Speaker 1: doesn't really rain in l A. But I read a
Speaker 1: couple of articles that were based in San Francisco talking
Speaker 1: about how certain hotels have to allow homeless people in,
Speaker 1: but the homeless people that they're allowing it are also
Speaker 1: people that are using drugs on the regular and the
Speaker 1: city is allowing these people to use drugs still in
Speaker 1: these hotels. At the same time they have these the
Speaker 1: I don't know what the name of the agency, I
Speaker 1: forget the name of the agency, but they're giving these
Speaker 1: people different things to take drugs with, like talking about
Speaker 1: like syringes and and wraps and whatnot. And they're just
Speaker 1: they're condoning it. They're trying to limit the spread of
Speaker 1: hepatitis and HIV and some of these other diseases, but
Speaker 1: at the same time they're just perpetuating the actual the
Speaker 1: actual problem. And it's a mess, man. And these are
Speaker 1: like cities like San Francisco beautiful. I hate the sports
Speaker 1: teams there, but they're they're beautiful. It's a beautiful city.
Speaker 1: In the that park which I had been to San
Speaker 1: Francisco for years, but I had not for some reason,
Speaker 1: I had never gone to the park near Golden Gate,
Speaker 1: the Golden Gate Bridge amazing, just breathtaking. And yet is
Speaker 1: a ship town. Let's they do they have an app
Speaker 1: you can report when people shipped on the streets of
Speaker 1: San Francisco. Yeah, isn't that Isn't that a wake up
Speaker 1: call for the politicians? Guesscon that maybe we're not doing
Speaker 1: things properly. Maybe something's not going right here. We might
Speaker 1: want to change what we're doing. What about that that
Speaker 1: guy that live streamed on YouTube him actually taking a
Speaker 1: ship on Nancy Pelosi's travel I didn't see that. I
Speaker 1: did not. I did not see that one. One. That's
Speaker 1: he doesn't actually live there. She's in Washington all the time, right,
Speaker 1: I mean she spends maybe a couple of days every
Speaker 1: couple of months there, right, I mean, I don't think
Speaker 1: she's regularly hanging out. But maybe I'm wrong. Maybe she
Speaker 1: lives it all the time, but I doubt that. Right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: man calls it peaceful protest while YouTube, Well that is
Speaker 1: the key. Listen, that is the key. One thing we've
Speaker 1: learned in alright, when everyone says you got to stay in,
Speaker 1: you can't go out. As long as you say it's
Speaker 1: a peaceful protest, you're good. You are coming, You have immunity,
Speaker 1: you have an exemption, you are good to go. Nothing
Speaker 1: to worry about. What a world. Man in the world.
Speaker 1: But at least at least we got football back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we we do have football, Thank God for that. We
Speaker 1: have Benny versus the Pennies. We've already promoted and all
Speaker 1: that stuff. So let's get the pop quiz. Yes, yes, yes, alright,
Speaker 1: pocket story though that's that is um you have a
Speaker 1: fan of that. That that's that's a good deed by you, Coop,
Speaker 1: And that's a pretty cool thing. You know, when I
Speaker 1: check out something, I think i'd rather maybe that'd be
Speaker 1: a good because you know when he goes to cemeteries,
Speaker 1: you know I, you know I. I I tried gascon
Speaker 1: to go to see my mom's grave because it was
Speaker 1: the seventh anniversary of my mom's path passing in August.
Speaker 1: And and so I went to the cemetery because I
Speaker 1: wanted to pay my respects and I hadn't been there
Speaker 1: in a while. And the cemetery there was a lock,
Speaker 1: a dead bolt lock on the cemetery. They won't even
Speaker 1: let you go in the goddamn cemetery because of COVID.
Speaker 1: These these idiot politicians in California, Gavin Newsom and all
Speaker 1: these morons. I couldn't even go to a cemetery with
Speaker 1: my wife was with me to pay my respects to
Speaker 1: my dead mom because these idiots have locked down the cemetery.
Speaker 1: It's unbelievable. You can't wrap your head around the level
Speaker 1: of stupidity that is going on. Uh, and just the
Speaker 1: lack of common sense. It's I have to set I
Speaker 1: called it. My wife called the cemetery, said, why can't
Speaker 1: we get in? It's supposed to be open. You know
Speaker 1: it was open during the day. You can go in whatever. Well,
Speaker 1: you have to make an appointment. What you have to
Speaker 1: make an appointment to grieve? Guests run It's unbelievable. You
Speaker 1: have to make an appointment to go see the dead. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. None of the people in the cemetery.
Speaker 1: My dead mom included that she rested. Peace is gonna
Speaker 1: give me COVID? Okay, pretty confident, not a concerned. Well, hey, man,
Speaker 1: if she comes back from the dead, now that would
Speaker 1: be a story. Yeah, that boy, would I have some
Speaker 1: stories to tell her to if she came back. Mom,
Speaker 1: you might want to buckle up. Mom, these last seven
Speaker 1: years have been something else. You know what you might
Speaker 1: say to lead off the story she came back from
Speaker 1: the dead. You can be like, hey, mom, your ballot's
Speaker 1: actually waiting here for you. So yes, no, no, you've
Speaker 1: actually voted the last six years. You didn't realize it,
Speaker 1: but yeah, welcome back, all right? Pop? Quiz. Here we go,
Speaker 1: pop quiz. These are actual questions. Quiz questions We've found
Speaker 1: various places around the globe, and here we go. Guests,
Speaker 1: we'll ask you. Men are much more likely to do
Speaker 1: the US at work compared to women. What is it? Masturbate,
Speaker 1: speak for yourself, pull a prank, Pull a prank, guest, gun,
Speaker 1: that's good. Do you ever pull a prank at work? Yeah? Right,
Speaker 1: we were guys. That's what we do. They can't really
Speaker 1: do it easy. Like in the old days in radio.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we used to do so much crap
Speaker 1: that we can't do now because of HR and everyone's
Speaker 1: triggered by everything else. Oh man, back in the old days,
Speaker 1: we had so much fun. The fact that you guys
Speaker 1: got triggered on how I parked was the intent, And
Speaker 1: you guys just got so bad, like you and Coop,
Speaker 1: Like Cooper is like, I can't believe it. He just
Speaker 1: he just takes up multiple parking spots and I can't
Speaker 1: park in my normal spots, so I have to walk
Speaker 1: five feet further than I had used to before. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, that's the problem for you. Man, you
Speaker 1: were full of ship. Let me tell you something right now, no, no,
Speaker 1: that isn't. After the fact, much like when the Clippers lost,
Speaker 1: people said it was because of chemistry. After the fact,
Speaker 1: you parked in a fucked up at her. I called
Speaker 1: you on it, and then you said, all right, I'll
Speaker 1: turn this into a bit. I'll make this into a bit.
Speaker 1: That was not the intention. That was not your intention
Speaker 1: of the bit, and I can prove that. And here's
Speaker 1: my evidence. All right, you party that was on the
Speaker 1: other side. And after you parked on the other side
Speaker 1: of the garage from where I I parked back when
Speaker 1: I used to go in, back in the really bad
Speaker 1: days when I had to go into work. And uh,
Speaker 1: and so you you parked on the other side of
Speaker 1: the garage at the I Heart Media building there, and
Speaker 1: then after that you started parking in my space and
Speaker 1: you started parking really outrageously on purpose, but that was
Speaker 1: to cover up the fact that you you were a
Speaker 1: bad parker. So you said, well, I'm really gonna do
Speaker 1: it terribly every time. I have a camera in the
Speaker 1: back of my car so I can see exactly why
Speaker 1: do you use it? How about that? Why don't you
Speaker 1: use it? Then I do use that you were lazy,
Speaker 1: You were in a hurry. You probably went out to
Speaker 1: get some protein or whatever else. You west to the
Speaker 1: four oh five people eat and you were rushing back
Speaker 1: and you had to get in, and you're like, all right,
Speaker 1: there's park. I'm good. No one's here. It's you know,
Speaker 1: midnight or whatever. I'll get out of here. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: nothing with me and lazy that go hand in hand.
Speaker 1: So I kind of resent that comment. But no, it
Speaker 1: was all a prank and you guys just get so
Speaker 1: triggered by it it's it's laughable. But whatever. Again, Again,
Speaker 1: that is a lot and I don't know about you know,
Speaker 1: being against the laziness. I mean, one of your nicknames
Speaker 1: is David tapped out gascon because you often will give up, surrender, no, no, alright,
Speaker 1: moving on. Every year, close to three thousand of our
Speaker 1: brothers and sisters in America end up in the e
Speaker 1: R after eating this. Oh um, Now, this is an
Speaker 1: injury that I have had. Guess that I have suffered
Speaker 1: the injury from this situation. Job Ricker, No pizza? What
Speaker 1: hot pizza? Now I didn't end up in the yard,
Speaker 1: but I did have a lisp. Yeah. The Rams game
Speaker 1: from last year when they denied your credits yes, that's right. Yes,
Speaker 1: you're right. That was the Rams Bucks Jamis Winston versus
Speaker 1: Jared go Off at the Colisseum. They didn't allow me in,
Speaker 1: So I made a pizza and watched the Rams game
Speaker 1: on TV and thought, what a loser I am because
Speaker 1: I couldn't get into the game and I have a
Speaker 1: you know, national platform, and they wouldn't let me in,
Speaker 1: but they let the local yokels in anyway. So I'm
Speaker 1: I'm bitching about how I'm terrible. I'm eating the pizza,
Speaker 1: and the pizza was so good, it looked so amazing.
Speaker 1: I couldn't wait until it cooled off. I had to
Speaker 1: eat it, and I burned my tongue in the roof
Speaker 1: of my mouth, and I I sounded like Lou Holtz
Speaker 1: for three or four days after that. Now, now the
Speaker 1: question is if you sound like Lou Holtz? Did Mountains
Speaker 1: South or did mount Saka Saddleback College? It's get your
Speaker 1: juko's right, man, It's about you're gonna go Palamar next.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? Did settle Back College? Just
Speaker 1: a value after that? No, come on, I'm a keynote
Speaker 1: speaker at the next big event there they have, which
Speaker 1: will be in three I think anyway. A recent survey
Speaker 1: says fifty of Americans find people who have this trait attractive.
Speaker 1: What is it? Left handed? That's it, penny pinching, being
Speaker 1: a tight wade, being frugal. You are frugalfty, you are
Speaker 1: very fucking frugal. Wells. People find that attractive. People find
Speaker 1: that attractive attractive. Yeah, she she likes I let her
Speaker 1: spend the money, and I don't spend the money. So
Speaker 1: it's fine. It works out. Robin Peter to pay Paul.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what it is. It's coming from the same
Speaker 1: bank account. I'm getting the You know, I opened the
Speaker 1: door every day there's a new box from Amazon. You
Speaker 1: know what's in the box. What's in the box? Yes,
Speaker 1: some kind of potion. Yeah, she's a hippie, so some
Speaker 1: kind of potion or vitamins that are gonna cure you
Speaker 1: of your problems and all that. Yeah, alright. This famous duo,
Speaker 1: well known in American culture, became best friends because they
Speaker 1: were the two slowest out of shape kids in their
Speaker 1: gym class. Abbott and Costello, No Ben and Jerry. Ben
Speaker 1: and Jerry the ice cream Maven's It's good. What are
Speaker 1: they from? Vermont, Is that right? I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 1: I haven't had either Vermont or New Hampshire. It's Vermont
Speaker 1: or New Hampshire, one of those two. I think it's
Speaker 1: ver Month. Oh you're Ben and Jerry's ice cream fans. No,
Speaker 1: but no, you know I like that. Yeah, they're from Vermont.
Speaker 1: I haven't had and I haven't had ice cream in
Speaker 1: a long time. I can't have dairy right now anyway,
Speaker 1: So what do you lactose and tolerant? No, the the
Speaker 1: medication that I'm on from my fucking busted air, I
Speaker 1: can't have any dairy otherwise I'm throwing up no dairy
Speaker 1: at all with like no cheese, no cheese. Found it
Speaker 1: out the hard way. I had some enchiladas a few
Speaker 1: days ago. What happened when you ate the cheese? You
Speaker 1: this is good? Now you're like me when I eat
Speaker 1: a fat Well, no hope, but you welcome to my world.
Speaker 1: So you know what this is. I don't really believe
Speaker 1: in karma that much, but this is karma? How is this?
Speaker 1: Because you put it on in the university. We're goofing
Speaker 1: on me because now you know I've shipped my pants
Speaker 1: multiple times and all that. So the law of karma,
Speaker 1: cause and effect, action and reaction right. Any action performed
Speaker 1: produces an equal and opposite reaction which directly influences your life.
Speaker 1: You said mean things about me, and now it is
Speaker 1: slapping you back in the puke in your toilet because
Speaker 1: of the things you said. There you go take that
Speaker 1: makes a good comedy for it. Pretty Much everything I
Speaker 1: eat has cheese in it, though, so I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can handle that. Man, that's
Speaker 1: a tough one. What do you what are you dipping
Speaker 1: the bull testicles in? Are you doing barbecue sauce? You're
Speaker 1: doing terry hockey sauce? What do you again? As I've
Speaker 1: said earlier, gotta cut it thin. You gotta bread it
Speaker 1: a lot of breading. I'm gonna make that thing like
Speaker 1: a you know, those little doughnut balls you get. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna at the the donut shop. I'm gonna make it
Speaker 1: like that. Uh. And then I'll I'm thinking barbecue, possibly
Speaker 1: a honey mustard. One of the listeners said, honey mustard. Um.
Speaker 1: And then you know, just quick, one bite, swallow, done out.
Speaker 1: What if you like it? But there's no chance of that.
Speaker 1: There's no chance of that. That's not gonna happen. But
Speaker 1: I'll get you some if you want to know. You've
Speaker 1: eaten bull balls before, so you can be good on that. No,
Speaker 1: I have not, never will. All right. Women are five
Speaker 1: times more likely to do this particular thing online compared
Speaker 1: to men. Date. Uh no, like something on Facebook? Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta imagine. Women spend more time on Facebook than men.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm on there. We have the show page.
Speaker 1: I'm on there a lot I have on our own page,
Speaker 1: but I'm never really on there. I just I check
Speaker 1: in to see if my family members are alive and
Speaker 1: my cousin you know, my cousins and my relatives and
Speaker 1: my friends that I used to work with in radio.
Speaker 1: What the hell they're doing? So that kind of stuff,
Speaker 1: all right. Instagram is way different though. Like Instagram that
Speaker 1: is just that is littered with booty bumping like there's yeah,
Speaker 1: that's all that is. That's all that is unbelievable. How
Speaker 1: can I stand up on my tippy toes so my
Speaker 1: asses in the air everywhere, and I'll make money? God
Speaker 1: love them. These women have found a way to make money.
Speaker 1: They make a lot of money, right, They're not living
Speaker 1: paycheck to paycheck. They're they're doing good. Yeah they're. There
Speaker 1: are women that are half our age that are traveling
Speaker 1: the world on someone else's dime and it's just for
Speaker 1: a stupid fucking Instagram video. Yeah it's it's great. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's really the less it is. You can either work
Speaker 1: hard and show ambition and hard work and dedication and
Speaker 1: get get a good education and make it in Wall
Speaker 1: Street or some other big business. Or you can just
Speaker 1: go on a stair climber and do squats and work
Speaker 1: your your ass over and then you become a booty
Speaker 1: model and you're good. The end result is the same financially, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true that the end result is the same alright.
Speaker 1: In nineteen eighty nine, US News and World Report called
Speaker 1: this vehicle this new vehicle feature and unnecessary future frill.
Speaker 1: Air conditioning. No, no air conditioning been around since before.
Speaker 1: Cup holders? Who needs a coup hold? I do? I
Speaker 1: like the couple in your car. Do you have a
Speaker 1: cup holder that's inside of a cup holder, like the
Speaker 1: rubber ones that are circular so it grips the cup?
Speaker 1: Uh we think here, I do not think I have
Speaker 1: that feature. I do not I have had cars in
Speaker 1: the past that have had that, but the car that
Speaker 1: I have currently does not. You're big fan of the
Speaker 1: cup holder? Guess well, I just you know, you know,
Speaker 1: because the drinks that we get some times are a
Speaker 1: little bigger than that the smaller ones. And so if
Speaker 1: you're making a turn the thing, if you're not like
Speaker 1: the form fitting cup holders, they tend to you know,
Speaker 1: tip over and fall out. So, yeah, that's true. They're
Speaker 1: not big enough because I get I like a big
Speaker 1: beverage and they're usually not big enough. All right. A
Speaker 1: new survey, I'm a size queen when it comes to
Speaker 1: cup holders. A new survey asked people what they miss
Speaker 1: most about being in an office. Now, seeing co workers
Speaker 1: was number one, But I thought the most interesting answer
Speaker 1: and the most telling answer was number five. So what
Speaker 1: do you think Number five? Was? Um? The thing that
Speaker 1: people miss most about being in an office being away
Speaker 1: from their spouse. No, leaving early, leaving early. I can't
Speaker 1: leave early if you're at home. You're already at home.
Speaker 1: Where are you gonna go? You're at home. I can't
Speaker 1: do that here though, not with what we do. Tom
Speaker 1: Looney did one of the great nights in radio, the
Speaker 1: night the Boston It was a sad night because the
Speaker 1: Boston Marathon bombing had taken place, and there was a
Speaker 1: wild goose chase to try to get the two idiots,
Speaker 1: the two losers, the scumbags that that planted the pressure
Speaker 1: cooker bomb at the end of the Boston Marathon. So
Speaker 1: they're doing this man hunt. Boston is shut down, which
Speaker 1: at that time, the idea to shut down a city
Speaker 1: seemed amazing. Now every city has been shut down this year,
Speaker 1: but at the time was wild. So I'm on the
Speaker 1: air filling in for JT because JT had the show
Speaker 1: during the week, so I'm doing the show with Looney. Looney.
Speaker 1: Of course, hey, I get to leave early. Ben's here,
Speaker 1: so he checked out after maybe in a couple of
Speaker 1: hours of the four hours show. So I'm on my
Speaker 1: own there. Looney has gone. He taped out left and
Speaker 1: he recorded his updates as the Boston You know, we
Speaker 1: were giving updates on the Boston Marathon bombing and what
Speaker 1: was going on, and you know, police there's a man
Speaker 1: hunt trying to find these guys. Well, about twenty minutes
Speaker 1: after Looney left, breaking news, you know, they've found the guy.
Speaker 1: There was a shootout you know, the whole thing. So
Speaker 1: and Looney's home sleeping and uh yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1: I still bust his balls about that from time to time.
Speaker 1: All Right, seventeen percent of new teen drivers say this
Speaker 1: causes the most anxiety behind the wheel. What is getting
Speaker 1: on the freeway. I thought that would be the case,
Speaker 1: and that certainly makes sense, but that's not the answer.
Speaker 1: That's why this is. This is interesting going through the
Speaker 1: drive through. M Yeah, you know, I got hit by
Speaker 1: a teen driver in the drive thru at the McDonald's
Speaker 1: on I think it was on Highland or and he
Speaker 1: was on the Brea. When I lived in Hollywood. I
Speaker 1: was at a McDonald's at like two in the morning
Speaker 1: getting some food because I was a big fat guy
Speaker 1: eating some food at two in the morning. And I'm
Speaker 1: driving in the drive through lane and this kid, you know,
Speaker 1: there's two windows, right, so I'm hanging and then the
Speaker 1: next window up where he's at is the the window
Speaker 1: to take up the food, to pick up the food.
Speaker 1: So I'm paying for the order, and then I pay
Speaker 1: for my food and I hear Paul he had backed
Speaker 1: into my car because I guess that he went to
Speaker 1: the window to pick up the food, and I guess
Speaker 1: his credit card didn't work, so he had to back
Speaker 1: up to pay, but he didn't look behind him, and
Speaker 1: he smashed into my car, rendered me um in the
Speaker 1: fast food drive lane at McDonald's at two in the
Speaker 1: morning in in Hollywood. Good times. Fuck him. Still pissed
Speaker 1: about that. And it was one of those things too,
Speaker 1: where that he didn't look that bad. It just looked like,
Speaker 1: you know, it was a mine or whatever. But then
Speaker 1: there was all this internal damage, which piste me off alright.
Speaker 1: According to a new survey fifties, six percent of people
Speaker 1: wouldn't date someone if they were bad at this sex. Well,
Speaker 1: how the hell do you know though, until you start
Speaker 1: hooking up. I'm talking about even before um, bad at
Speaker 1: bad at kissing or is that the same thing? Is
Speaker 1: that too? I think it's in the same genre. Bad
Speaker 1: at gaston wait for it, wait for it, bad at driving.
Speaker 1: So that's bad for you a guest, gun parking, drivings
Speaker 1: all the same. Yeah, I've I've never I've never had
Speaker 1: a woman that I've dated compliment me on my driving.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine one, but they've all been vocal about
Speaker 1: the way that I drive. I'm trying to yourself, guest. Guess,
Speaker 1: I don't know why, Oh, though I did. Is there
Speaker 1: a long list, guestcon can we contact with these people?
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a long list. I think it's
Speaker 1: a short list. You know, they'll all deny it ever happened.
Speaker 1: All those women will deny it ever happened. Of all
Speaker 1: the things, though, I did have one girlfriend for birthday present,
Speaker 1: she actually bought me a driving experience at Fontana Motor Speedway.
Speaker 1: Like Riant was able to drive in a dock car
Speaker 1: and take lots, so it's kind of cool. So she's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can finally drive your your speed and so you
Speaker 1: have to follow a lot of a lot of sight.
Speaker 1: But I did do that. Scariest thing, Ben is before
Speaker 1: you get in that car, you have to sign this
Speaker 1: huge waiver like liability and waiver release, and it says
Speaker 1: that can you damage this car and you're spending like
Speaker 1: thirty or forty thou dollars on repairs? And she thought,
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna drive a little bit slower
Speaker 1: compared to what I used to. So yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: a couple more and what do we have here? Oh
Speaker 1: this is interesting. This actually relates to the last thing
Speaker 1: we talked about, on average, about thirteen thousand hands touch
Speaker 1: one of these a month. What is it? Thirteen thousands? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a lot of hands, guest, can uh, I mean
Speaker 1: we're it can't be a door knob all right, Oh
Speaker 1: that makes sense. A doorknob, but a busy building. No,
Speaker 1: you want the answer elevator button? No? Mhm, A wait
Speaker 1: for it, gas pump handle. Oh yeah, I might want
Speaker 1: to wear gloves next time you go to the gas station.
Speaker 1: Thousand hands on average? Do you wash your hands after
Speaker 1: you pump gas? I didn't before and before COVID, Now
Speaker 1: I do. Now I do. But I see people sometimes
Speaker 1: at the gas station who like fully mask up and
Speaker 1: they've got gloves and the whole yeah thing. I'm like, Well,
Speaker 1: usually the gas pumps are are six ft apart, right,
Speaker 1: so you don't really need that. And the glove thing,
Speaker 1: I guess makes sense, but it seems like a little much,
Speaker 1: just like the people driving around wearing the mask seems
Speaker 1: like a little much. If your windows up, I think
Speaker 1: you're good. Yeah, I will stay in defense of that.
Speaker 1: There's times where I get out of a store and
Speaker 1: my hands are full and I forget to take off
Speaker 1: my mask while I drive. So you're meaning you're guilty
Speaker 1: and there's probably photographic evidence of you driving around without mask. Yeah,
Speaker 1: no mask with math right with mask al right. According
Speaker 1: to a new survey, fourteen percent of people say they
Speaker 1: would end a new relationship if they were not compatible
Speaker 1: in this area. Uh, politics, No, I'm sure it's higher
Speaker 1: than religious. No, people are on his religious there heathens.
Speaker 1: Now the answer is food diet, food diet. Interesting. Have
Speaker 1: you ever come across something you've dated that has been
Speaker 1: on some kind of super food diet? Well when I
Speaker 1: when I dated it was it was not a good experience.
Speaker 1: But I did date a few women that were like
Speaker 1: really into um, like the vegan type stuff, and that
Speaker 1: was like, that's just not a good situation for somebody
Speaker 1: like me. And and but I was you know, beggars
Speaker 1: can't be choosers, guest get and I would put up
Speaker 1: with it because you know, the options were limited, The
Speaker 1: options were limited. New survey asked people to name the
Speaker 1: outdoor activities that make them feel like a kid again.
Speaker 1: This was the number one answer. What is it? I
Speaker 1: think we might have had this one before. I wasn't
Speaker 1: say either going to the beach, or playing in the park. Fishing, Um, fishing.
Speaker 1: I never fished as a kid. Yeah, no, no, I
Speaker 1: I guess a lot of people love to fish. They
Speaker 1: live grow up your lakes and they're going out with
Speaker 1: your dad or their grandpa, their uncle or their answer,
Speaker 1: their grandma or whatever. Fishing interesting. And a survey of
Speaker 1: two thousand people, thirty four percent said that they have
Speaker 1: done this. Walle at work? What is it? I'm god
Speaker 1: taking my answer from earlier. Um, looking at illegal websites, porn, porn, porno,
Speaker 1: that's the answer. Drink alcohol at work. Drink Tom Looney,
Speaker 1: we're talking about you again. I had a producer one
Speaker 1: time that was drunk that showed up and uh yeah,
Speaker 1: and then he got upset because I said, you you
Speaker 1: shouldn't probably be doing that, you know, all your work,
Speaker 1: and he got all upset and it's like, uh, I
Speaker 1: started reading me the Riot Act and all that I've
Speaker 1: We've had producers and technical directors hammered out of their mind. Yes,
Speaker 1: that is correct. I have worked with people when I
Speaker 1: did the weekend Overnight show that was a like a
Speaker 1: turnstile for board ops, and I had guys that were
Speaker 1: usually it was the weed, but some of them were
Speaker 1: the the alcohol that the glazed over eyes. Hell, there
Speaker 1: have been guys that work on the radio, in the
Speaker 1: on air side that have been all schnockered and and working.
Speaker 1: I'm not well. I can't say I haven't done it
Speaker 1: because I used to do remotes when I was doing
Speaker 1: local radio and l A on the Ben and Dave Show,
Speaker 1: and we would go to bars and stuff, and so
Speaker 1: you know, I went in Rome act like a Roman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I do appreciate some of the
Speaker 1: old stories about baseball guys that would use whiskey to
Speaker 1: tune up the pipes. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, those little
Speaker 1: base pull guests. Sure, yeah, I mean I never did that.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever done that, like having
Speaker 1: a shot of something before you've gone on air to
Speaker 1: loosen up the pipes or just to make you feel
Speaker 1: a little bit more, you know what I have. I
Speaker 1: don't do that, but my the wife gave me. These
Speaker 1: are like kind of like um to me. They're smelling salts.
Speaker 1: They're these senses, you know, these little things, these little
Speaker 1: containers or whatever they like. I've one in front of me,
Speaker 1: here is lemon, and and you it'll kind of wake
Speaker 1: you up? Here? Hold? What else do I have? You
Speaker 1: should probably say this for any kind of YouTube videos
Speaker 1: that have lime. I have lime here, you're such a
Speaker 1: oh I'm smelling. See it's like free spirit. No, not
Speaker 1: really and just laying around. I use them sometimes. I've
Speaker 1: been really, I don't get a lot of sleep doing
Speaker 1: these dumb podcast kiss count during the week, it's I
Speaker 1: always fall asleep. I'm like a old man. On Friday nights,
Speaker 1: I fall asleep, and it's gonna be problematic because we're
Speaker 1: doing Benny versus the Penny on Friday night. It's not
Speaker 1: not particularly great. Uh, I got two more quick ones.
Speaker 1: The average person learned how to do this at age eight?
Speaker 1: What is it? Uh? At age eight? Um, I think
Speaker 1: it's too old. But ride a bike? Yeah it's too old.
Speaker 1: Swim swim yeah, swim. How old are you when you
Speaker 1: learned how to swim? Probably around that man. I I
Speaker 1: see these instructors now with kids teaching them how to swim,
Speaker 1: and I get fucking mortified. Ben, Like, my sister has
Speaker 1: has three three little girls, and I'm your uncle, David,
Speaker 1: I am, but Ben, she would throw these little babies
Speaker 1: in the pool like at one throw them in the
Speaker 1: pool and I would fight for their life. Well that's
Speaker 1: not good, it's crazy. But they learned how to swim
Speaker 1: and then they they doggy paddle to the edge and
Speaker 1: it's it's unbelievable. Well, yeah, I have heard that that
Speaker 1: that is better to do it at a younger age,
Speaker 1: even like they get them in there so they're not
Speaker 1: afraid of the water and they're used to it and
Speaker 1: stuff like that. So I see if they don't make it, though,
Speaker 1: isn't don't you go to jail if they don't dog
Speaker 1: paddle and they die and they fall to the bottom
Speaker 1: of the pools and that the instructors in the pool
Speaker 1: with them say, and I think that's child abuse. That yeah, no,
Speaker 1: but there's I do believe in the secret swim method,
Speaker 1: though I do will normally it's with my quarterbacks, but
Speaker 1: you know, kids, why not? Sure? I do say with
Speaker 1: with regards to that, I wish I learned another language
Speaker 1: or two at a younger age, like I wish I
Speaker 1: was taught that as yeah. Yeah, yeah, we we had
Speaker 1: that a few few weeks or a month ago whatever.
Speaker 1: It was, like that's the number one complain people from
Speaker 1: their education wish they had learned another language, last one
Speaker 1: when it comes to our hell four intend people lie
Speaker 1: about this their weight, their weight, alright, No, that they
Speaker 1: flost their teeth. Oh you go the dentist like, hey,
Speaker 1: what's going on? And all that we've lost our teeth.
Speaker 1: We got the we got the denyl floss in the
Speaker 1: car now. I love those man. I am. I am
Speaker 1: an expert flosser. I am. That is my special skill.
Speaker 1: I am the Lebron James of flossy. I am. My
Speaker 1: wife hates it though, because she has apple phenia and
Speaker 1: she cannot stand the noise that I I make. There
Speaker 1: A noys her very much. Um, and we're not it's
Speaker 1: not that's not applephenia. What is that? I'm miss aphonia.
Speaker 1: I'm so I screwed up my illnesses. Guests, yea, she
Speaker 1: has a problem with your hygiene. You flostic as a
Speaker 1: problem miss aphonia. You know what miss aphonia is, right.
Speaker 1: It's a disorder where you certain sounds trigger an emotional
Speaker 1: or psychological response and literally drives the person crazy. But
Speaker 1: me eating drives her crazy. The way I eat, the
Speaker 1: way I chew my food cannot stand, cannot stand so
Speaker 1: so often when we're having a meal, together, I'll say,
Speaker 1: would you like me to go into the other room
Speaker 1: and and eat? And she's she's brought props like ear plugs,
Speaker 1: and that a little dramatic. That's what I get upset
Speaker 1: by that. That does offend me. I don't usually get
Speaker 1: offended by anything, but when you're having dinner with your
Speaker 1: wife and she's putting ear plugs in, it does hit
Speaker 1: you a little bit. It does hit you to put
Speaker 1: the dunce cap on her dramatic. I know that's what
Speaker 1: I thought too. You know, I don't usually complain, but
Speaker 1: I gotta put my foot down on this one. That's
Speaker 1: a little much. It's a little much, you know. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't need the props. Leave those for the radio.
Speaker 1: All right, Very good, guest guy. We put the baby,
Speaker 1: but we got another podcast tomorrow with the mail Bag
Speaker 1: on Sunday, right, and I understand the numbers were pretty
Speaker 1: good for last week, so we'll keep that going for
Speaker 1: her until they numbers go down. Then we'll not do it. Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, have a great day. Thank you. Remember Benny
Speaker 1: versus the Penny. Get that in before the NFL kicks
Speaker 1: off on Sunday, and it's on YouTube. You can find
Speaker 1: a link on Twitter and Facebook and all that