WEBVTT - A Walk in the Park

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<v Speaker 1>Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller

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<v Speaker 1>If you thought four hours a day, minutes a week

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<v Speaker 1>was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants of

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<v Speaker 1>the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats

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<v Speaker 1>crackheads in the Ghetto Cutter the same as the rich

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<v Speaker 1>pill poppers in the penthouse the clearing House of Hot

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<v Speaker 1>takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with

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<v Speaker 1>Ben Maller starts right now, and the flag is up.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. Wel come in the beginning of the Fifth

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<v Speaker 1>Hour with Ben mall you already know that you heard

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<v Speaker 1>that right there, Because four hours are not enough. Eight

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<v Speaker 1>days a week, eight days a week. We are back

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<v Speaker 1>at it again, this the Saturday Podcast, and glad you

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<v Speaker 1>have chosen to hang out with us here on a Saturday.

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<v Speaker 1>And again we are joined for not for better, but

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<v Speaker 1>more for worse by Mr West of the four oh five,

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<v Speaker 1>Mr Narcissist himself, David Gascon, who is right over there there,

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<v Speaker 1>He is right over there, picking a little hungover right

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<v Speaker 1>now after last night's debacle of Betty versus the Penny,

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<v Speaker 1>But no it was no debacle. It was professional marginal

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<v Speaker 1>handicapping on NFL games. Mark, you should never take the

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<v Speaker 1>wisdom of an overnight radio guy who moonlights on the YouTube.

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<v Speaker 1>Should never take that for you know, as the gospel.

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<v Speaker 1>But I will win money this weekend, guestcon I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do okay. I'm feeling pretty confident about the

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<v Speaker 1>card on Sunday in the NFL and UH. More importantly,

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<v Speaker 1>we had more people watching this week. From what I

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<v Speaker 1>I understand now, I'm a just in relative of the

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<v Speaker 1>great Nostre Damas, so I I imagine that I am

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<v Speaker 1>going to be right on that and a friend of

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<v Speaker 1>Nostredinus from Seattle. So I've got those things going for me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good and I'm comfortable and sad. I look forward

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<v Speaker 1>to your YouTube extravaganza this weekend. UH. And it's available

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<v Speaker 1>if you missed the live feed that was on Friday

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<v Speaker 1>night Slash the Witching Hour on the East Coast Saturday,

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<v Speaker 1>it is available all the way through the weekend. You

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<v Speaker 1>can check it out. I have learned over the years

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<v Speaker 1>that people are very happy to go back and listen

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<v Speaker 1>when I have a bad week. They like to hear

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<v Speaker 1>the picks after the fact and see how wrong I

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<v Speaker 1>was or how right I was. Usually it's how wrong

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<v Speaker 1>I I was in picking games, and so um obviously

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<v Speaker 1>set the bar very low. I like setting the bar low.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's because you you, because you kind of in

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<v Speaker 1>a way nerd out right, because you don't run through

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<v Speaker 1>every game and just saying like a couple of quick hitters,

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<v Speaker 1>like you run through every game. No, no, this is

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<v Speaker 1>this is my sick, twisted hobby. I like the handicap games,

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<v Speaker 1>and I would save a lot. I spend a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of time from I start handicapping on Tuesday. I spend

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of hours on Tuesday, a couple of hours

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<v Speaker 1>on Wednesday, couple hours on Thursday. So I probably put

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<v Speaker 1>six hours or more into these, uh, these picks. It's

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<v Speaker 1>so stupid. It's it's so dumb because I could really

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<v Speaker 1>just you know, flip a coin and probably like that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the whole bit, right, betty versus a penny and

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<v Speaker 1>do as well. But I actually think, by reading all

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<v Speaker 1>of these stats and looking at where the sharps are

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<v Speaker 1>and all this stuff, that I'm gonna somehow be better

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<v Speaker 1>than everyone else. But I've been okay, but some weeks

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't matter and I just completely waste my time. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>looks good. I mean, we had we had Bernie Freddo

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<v Speaker 1>on yesterday just before the show last night, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think it was a great way to open up the

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<v Speaker 1>NFL season. So I'm looking forward to this. And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe we even get Packed twelve football here in but

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<v Speaker 1>at least the Big ten got off. It's fat ass. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>if we get the Packed twelve, it will be not

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<v Speaker 1>because of the isstioner Larry Scott of the Pac twelve.

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<v Speaker 1>Would be in spite of Larry Scott, we will get

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<v Speaker 1>the Pact twelve. Based on what I've been reading, man,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe they can just play virtual reality football, guest gun,

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<v Speaker 1>they can just have virtual reality play against air. Just

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<v Speaker 1>imagine the opponent is there right and oh no, I'm down, Coach.

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<v Speaker 1>I was imaginarily tackled by the imaginary defensive player and

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<v Speaker 1>I got a concussion. I have an imaginary concussion, so

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<v Speaker 1>I have to come out of the game. The defensive back,

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<v Speaker 1>to use perfect tackling skills, went right to the hips

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<v Speaker 1>and thrust it up, brought him down. No shoulder tackling

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<v Speaker 1>at all, nothing of that nature. No exactly exactly and

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<v Speaker 1>then invisibly can't call a penalty on the invisible defender,

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<v Speaker 1>cannot do it absolutely all right, So coming up on

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<v Speaker 1>today's podcast, we have Swan Lake Swan Lake Pop Quiz

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<v Speaker 1>and study this all right. Excited about that. I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit excited about it. I I know. Oh wait, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>wait wait wait wait, Cameo dot Com guest gun, Cameo

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<v Speaker 1>dot Com personal video shout out, Cameo dot Com. Type

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<v Speaker 1>my name in there, Ben Maller, do it right now?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you waiting for? I love doing those video

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<v Speaker 1>messages for for big p ones. It's a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good. And I know Jay Scoop had requested one

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of weeks ago for you to actually barbecue

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<v Speaker 1>a certain Tomhawk steak. You didn't do it. You Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's bullcrap. Listen, Jay Scoop, And that was pretty funny.

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<v Speaker 1>That was awkward. I didn't know how to handle it,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's it was Hey. He messaged me on Cameo

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<v Speaker 1>as said steak, and I didn't make a video. And

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<v Speaker 1>I did point out to Jay Scoop in the video

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<v Speaker 1>and to the steak that I'm keeping the steak alive

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<v Speaker 1>the Tomahawks steak, because if I had eaten the steak

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<v Speaker 1>two months ago or three months ago, whatever that was,

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<v Speaker 1>it was, it was March. It was fucking March. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it was. It was March, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>But that's that's who cares. That's irrelevant. The steaks. It's

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<v Speaker 1>in the phrase here. It's fine, it's in the freezer.

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<v Speaker 1>The steaks. Fine, but I'm keeping this thing alive. If

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<v Speaker 1>I had eaten it in March, we would have spent

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<v Speaker 1>one day talking about it. That's it. You've gotten content

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<v Speaker 1>in April, May, June, July. You want me to keep

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<v Speaker 1>going August, September. I mean, this is great content. I've

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<v Speaker 1>given you almost an entire year of content by not

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<v Speaker 1>eating the steak. If I'd eat the steak, would you

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<v Speaker 1>want to send me a thank you note? You're you

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<v Speaker 1>want to send me a thank you note for providing

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<v Speaker 1>you content? It's same after all that took a picture

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<v Speaker 1>of my car in the parking garage at Fox Sports

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<v Speaker 1>Radio and complaining about playing up content. Let me point something,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Let me point to that. Okay, that I

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<v Speaker 1>could call the cops. You should have been arrested for that, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you should have been arrested that you're not allowed to

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<v Speaker 1>park like that the private structure I could park. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you are not. They if you look at the when

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<v Speaker 1>you drive in the parking lot, they have the parking

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<v Speaker 1>code right there. They will follow the law that's outside.

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<v Speaker 1>What's that? No, on on on on listen. I have

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<v Speaker 1>to show people think I make this stuff up. And

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<v Speaker 1>if I had said, hey, Gascon parked vertically across four

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<v Speaker 1>spaces or whatever, or he he didn't even pull all

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<v Speaker 1>the way up, that was you didn't pull all the

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<v Speaker 1>way into the space and there was like a whole

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<v Speaker 1>car length in front of you. And if I had

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<v Speaker 1>said this, people said, all Mallory, you're full of ship.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not true. But since I actually ended up taking

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<v Speaker 1>the photo, there's no way to deny it. So instead

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<v Speaker 1>you've made it all about me, Gascon, and you're blaming

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<v Speaker 1>me when really you are probably you know what you are.

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<v Speaker 1>You're Nancy Pelosi. You're Nancy. You're Nancy Pelosi getting caught

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<v Speaker 1>in a salon without a mask when you're not supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to be. And you're blaming the person that did the

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<v Speaker 1>video and saying I was set up? Are you gonna say,

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<v Speaker 1>I set you up, Gascon. I I set you up

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<v Speaker 1>to park that way. I'm gonna I'm gonna take a

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<v Speaker 1>knee right now and make sure you're wearing authentic African

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<v Speaker 1>guard guard when you're doing that. It wasn't you doing that,

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<v Speaker 1>Nancy in the rotunda. Wasn't that? Yes? Yes, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>Swan Lake. Are you ready buckle up for Swan Lake Gascon?

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<v Speaker 1>So you might have seen the photos on Instagram or

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<v Speaker 1>on Facebook available there Instagram. It's Ben Mallar on Fox

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook Ben Mallor Show. So last weekend I made the

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<v Speaker 1>pilgrimage in the hood in l A. I went to

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<v Speaker 1>a park in in Echo Parks. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>it's called. I call it Swan Swan Park, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's the actual name of it. So

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<v Speaker 1>Genie and Medford one of the great callers in the

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<v Speaker 1>history of sports talk radio. She is outstanding. What a legend.

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<v Speaker 1>May she rest in peace. So Jennie died a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of years back, and when she passed away, I've told

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<v Speaker 1>the story on the radio, but I'll tell it again

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<v Speaker 1>if you missed it. Give you the brief truncated version

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<v Speaker 1>of events. So Jeannie was one of my regular callers

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<v Speaker 1>for years. She passed away. She had been very sick.

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<v Speaker 1>She lived a hard life. She lived a hard life,

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<v Speaker 1>and she had been been ill and she was her

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<v Speaker 1>hell was declining and all that. And I recall I

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<v Speaker 1>recall that, you know, we were, we were keeping in

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<v Speaker 1>contact and when she finally passed on, she was alone.

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<v Speaker 1>She had family, but she had been disowned by her

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<v Speaker 1>family because I guess of her lifestyle or whatever. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what happened. I don't know the specifics, but

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<v Speaker 1>she was all alone in medfor she had no one

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<v Speaker 1>and so you know, you gotta pay her body was

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<v Speaker 1>just hanging out at the you know, at the local

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<v Speaker 1>where they take the bodies there at the morgue or whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>and they needed, you know, we needed to come up

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<v Speaker 1>with some money to pay for her her burial and

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<v Speaker 1>all that. So we did. We asked the Malla militia.

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<v Speaker 1>People stepped up and it was great, It was wonderful.

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<v Speaker 1>And just a lot of people who never interact with

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<v Speaker 1>us and on the show, and most of the listener

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<v Speaker 1>will never send a message on social media or call

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<v Speaker 1>in or send anything. And you know's there's no interaction.

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<v Speaker 1>It's you're there, I'm here, and you might listen occasionally,

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<v Speaker 1>but you you might like it, maybe you hate it,

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<v Speaker 1>but you still listen. But that's it. And so people

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<v Speaker 1>were like, oh, yeah, I've listened for years and I've

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<v Speaker 1>never called, I've never written, but I love Genie and

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<v Speaker 1>we gotta take care of Genie. So anyway, we had

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<v Speaker 1>a little extra money left over, and so we wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to pay a tribute to Genie, and so Coop had

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<v Speaker 1>the idea, was some I think it was a few

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<v Speaker 1>other people to come up with the the plan to

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<v Speaker 1>have a plaque at a park bench. And Genie had

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<v Speaker 1>lived in Los Angeles, and so the park was picked.

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<v Speaker 1>It was in Echo Park and paid for by the

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<v Speaker 1>Malla militia. So I and the wife we went over

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<v Speaker 1>there with the kid. We went over to Echo Park

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<v Speaker 1>and they all stayed in the car there, which is

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<v Speaker 1>the best decision you could have possibly made. And I

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<v Speaker 1>walked out of the car. Beautiful lake right near Dodger Stadium,

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<v Speaker 1>just down the hill from Dodger Stadium. They're they've got

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<v Speaker 1>the swan pedal boats there look like swans. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful fountain and this little lake there right near the

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<v Speaker 1>one on one Freeway, you can see on a clear

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<v Speaker 1>day you can see the silhouette of the skyline of

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<v Speaker 1>downtown Los Angeles. This was not a clear day, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's normally very picturesque. Not anymore though, And I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, now this has nothing to do with the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that the smoke had settled in and it looked

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<v Speaker 1>like the pea soup fog that you would see cliche

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<v Speaker 1>of London. But this had become. And I'd been to

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<v Speaker 1>this park a couple of years ago and we actually,

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<v Speaker 1>me and the wife went on the duck boats and

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<v Speaker 1>had a fun time, or not the duck boats, the

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<v Speaker 1>pedal Boston's the duck boats. We have the pedal boats

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<v Speaker 1>in l A. So I went on these things out

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<v Speaker 1>a great time. Now it has become shantytown. An entire

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<v Speaker 1>side of the lake, the left side of the lake

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<v Speaker 1>when you're coming from the one on one freeway, the

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<v Speaker 1>left side of the lake is let's call them the

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<v Speaker 1>hard scrabble streets of of the park. There it's like

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<v Speaker 1>the wild West needles. People snorting, coughing, drinking, smoking, doing

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<v Speaker 1>all kinds of drugs. And I'm mind you, I'm walking

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<v Speaker 1>through this shanty town because I don't really know at

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<v Speaker 1>the time where Genie and Medford's name is on this.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a bunch of park benches. There's a ton of them,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're all almost all of them have a name

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<v Speaker 1>on it, you know, paid for by so and so

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<v Speaker 1>or in memory of so and so and so. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>looking at all this and I'm I'm like, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>park bench by park bench. Well, some of them I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't look at because there were people sleeping on them,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, And I'm like, oh, I mean, I feel

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<v Speaker 1>bad for these people. But I'm walking through feces urine trash.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like Sodom and Gomorrah. As I'm walking through

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<v Speaker 1>this and I'm thinking, what the hell am I doing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my day off. Um, my lungs are all messed

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<v Speaker 1>up from the smoke in the air in l A

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<v Speaker 1>because of the wildfires. I might step on a needle

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<v Speaker 1>and get a disease. God knows what other things I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get. When these guys walking around digging through the

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<v Speaker 1>trash coffin on me, It's like it's raining sulfur and

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<v Speaker 1>destroying buildings and all the vegetation and all that, but

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<v Speaker 1>then finally thanks to some direction, I was able to

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<v Speaker 1>find the right park bench. It is if you happen

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<v Speaker 1>to make the trip, we're on all over the place.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you ever make it to l A or

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<v Speaker 1>for your in l A and you want to check

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<v Speaker 1>this out, I have avoid the left side of the park.

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<v Speaker 1>It's right near the north end and it's near the playground,

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<v Speaker 1>and they've got this really cool playground and kids playing,

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<v Speaker 1>which is very quite the juxtaposition from kids playing on

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<v Speaker 1>one side having a grand old time and just it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's the you know one, it's the like the the

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<v Speaker 1>the nine circles of Hell from Dante's Inferno, right, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just man unbelievable. But but there it is about

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<v Speaker 1>a hundred feet to the east, I believe, to the

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<v Speaker 1>to the right side of the playground is the park

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<v Speaker 1>bench with Genie's name on it. And it was really

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<v Speaker 1>cool and it was nice and I took some photos there.

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<v Speaker 1>But I gotta tell you guess, on Los Angeles may

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<v Speaker 1>Or Eric Garcetti should be prosecuted as a slum lord

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<v Speaker 1>because that's his park and that is that is unreal

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<v Speaker 1>what has happened there and and not just I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of l A has turned into that,

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<v Speaker 1>but that is craziness. Yeah, Bennet, it was. It's crazy

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<v Speaker 1>to think because you know, all that stuff which is

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<v Speaker 1>going on is one thing, but like, you guys did

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<v Speaker 1>something commendable for for Genie, especially because the impact that

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<v Speaker 1>she had on the show and here in has so

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<v Speaker 1>many things that have gone wrong for people, whether it's

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<v Speaker 1>economically financially, job situations, house placements, natural disasters and of

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<v Speaker 1>course the pandemic. You guys did a little pick me up.

0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:50.280
<v Speaker 1>But I remember Coop was talking about this for a

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<v Speaker 1>while and then you know a couple of listeners too

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<v Speaker 1>that we're choming to introduce something Virginie and you guys,

0:14:56.640 --> 0:14:58.600
<v Speaker 1>you guys did something that was great, even here in

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<v Speaker 1>Los Angeles. So I know you're a step but on

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<v Speaker 1>bodies and whatnot, but oh it was, And I I

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<v Speaker 1>do I don't think she wants any great but Tammy

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<v Speaker 1>and Montana, who's she's like the mother Teresa the show.

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<v Speaker 1>She's so great. Tammy, she she played a role in that.

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<v Speaker 1>And Tammy and she keeps track, she keeps track of

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of these guys that are on the edges.

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<v Speaker 1>The fringes of the Mallard Militia, and she does a

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<v Speaker 1>really good job there. But I just want to say,

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<v Speaker 1>in closing on Genie and Medford, that Genie lived her

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<v Speaker 1>life like that that famous Hunter S. Thompson quote which

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<v Speaker 1>I've used a few times over the years, and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>the quote is, this is one of the great quotes

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<v Speaker 1>about Hunters. Thompson said life should not be a journey

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<v Speaker 1>to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in

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<v Speaker 1>a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skit

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<v Speaker 1>in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up,

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<v Speaker 1>totally worn out, and loud proclaiming, wow, you know. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's how Jeanie lived your life. I mean it was

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<v Speaker 1>not much. I mean, listen, the body is gonna fall

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<v Speaker 1>apart when we're done anyway. But she lived her life

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<v Speaker 1>to the fullest, and she used and abused her body.

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<v Speaker 1>But she had some great stories. I've I've said, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know whether they're true or not. I have no

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<v Speaker 1>way of knowing that. But some of the things she

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<v Speaker 1>said we used to check and they turned out to

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<v Speaker 1>be true. So as far as the timeline of stuff

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<v Speaker 1>that happened in l A and some other cities she

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<v Speaker 1>claimed she lived in. So that's that's still wild though,

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<v Speaker 1>for you to to basically a high step over things

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<v Speaker 1>just to get to where you're at. I saw the

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<v Speaker 1>picture of it when you're on the bench. But I

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<v Speaker 1>should send you some hold on, sec Let me see here.

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<v Speaker 1>If I got I'm gonna go to my phone, guest, gun,

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<v Speaker 1>can we do that. I'm gonna go to my phone here.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever you want. Your name is on the marquee you

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<v Speaker 1>can respect like you eloquently notified me of that like

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<v Speaker 1>a three thirty every morning when I'm trying to sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, So I took some pictures of the of

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<v Speaker 1>the vagrants. Let me see here. I'm gonna send this

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<v Speaker 1>to you. This This actually doesn't do it justice, guess

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<v Speaker 1>con But I'm gonna send this photo to you. This

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<v Speaker 1>only shows you part you're gonna have to zoom in. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I was kind of awkward when I was

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<v Speaker 1>right near the main part of the shanty town. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't I felt weird taking a picture right. Yeah, doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>that look like yo semite campground? There? Guess get on

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<v Speaker 1>the photo I just sent you there? Like you got

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<v Speaker 1>the trees, you got the water, you got all the tents. Yeah,

0:17:28.280 --> 0:17:32.440
<v Speaker 1>it looks nice. Yeah. And at one tent, the one

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<v Speaker 1>with the one with the blue tarp over it, they

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<v Speaker 1>have a full sectional sofa underneath. Yes, yes, hand to God,

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<v Speaker 1>Hand to God. They have a full section, which is hey, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I I am. We're only all a couple of mistakes

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<v Speaker 1>away or a couple of bad bad breaks away from

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<v Speaker 1>being homeless. So I don't want to goof on the homeless,

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<v Speaker 1>because you know, I'm I'm one bad show away from

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<v Speaker 1>losing the show and then one one more bad decision

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<v Speaker 1>away from being homeless. But I've never seen that like

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<v Speaker 1>you move like they physically move an entire sectional sofa

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<v Speaker 1>like you've see in the big living room in a mansion,

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<v Speaker 1>and they brought it to this park and it's under

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<v Speaker 1>a tree and it's got a tarp over it so

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't get I guess the morning do or it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't really rain in l A. But I read a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of articles that were based in San Francisco talking

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<v Speaker 1>about how certain hotels have to allow homeless people in,

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<v Speaker 1>but the homeless people that they're allowing it are also

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<v Speaker 1>people that are using drugs on the regular and the

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<v Speaker 1>city is allowing these people to use drugs still in

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<v Speaker 1>these hotels. At the same time they have these the

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what the name of the agency, I

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<v Speaker 1>forget the name of the agency, but they're giving these

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<v Speaker 1>people different things to take drugs with, like talking about

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<v Speaker 1>like syringes and and wraps and whatnot. And they're just

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<v Speaker 1>they're condoning it. They're trying to limit the spread of

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<v Speaker 1>hepatitis and HIV and some of these other diseases, but

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<v Speaker 1>at the same time they're just perpetuating the actual the

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<v Speaker 1>actual problem. And it's a mess, man. And these are

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<v Speaker 1>like cities like San Francisco beautiful. I hate the sports

0:19:16.040 --> 0:19:18.840
<v Speaker 1>teams there, but they're they're beautiful. It's a beautiful city.

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<v Speaker 1>In the that park which I had been to San

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<v Speaker 1>Francisco for years, but I had not for some reason,

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<v Speaker 1>I had never gone to the park near Golden Gate,

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<v Speaker 1>the Golden Gate Bridge amazing, just breathtaking. And yet is

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<v Speaker 1>a ship town. Let's they do they have an app

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<v Speaker 1>you can report when people shipped on the streets of

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<v Speaker 1>San Francisco. Yeah, isn't that Isn't that a wake up

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<v Speaker 1>call for the politicians? Guesscon that maybe we're not doing

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<v Speaker 1>things properly. Maybe something's not going right here. We might

0:19:46.200 --> 0:19:48.280
<v Speaker 1>want to change what we're doing. What about that that

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<v Speaker 1>guy that live streamed on YouTube him actually taking a

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<v Speaker 1>ship on Nancy Pelosi's travel I didn't see that. I

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<v Speaker 1>did not. I did not see that one. One. That's

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<v Speaker 1>he doesn't actually live there. She's in Washington all the time, right,

0:20:02.640 --> 0:20:05.040
<v Speaker 1>I mean she spends maybe a couple of days every

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<v Speaker 1>couple of months there, right, I mean, I don't think

0:20:06.960 --> 0:20:09.320
<v Speaker 1>she's regularly hanging out. But maybe I'm wrong. Maybe she

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<v Speaker 1>lives it all the time, but I doubt that. Right. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>man calls it peaceful protest while YouTube, Well that is

0:20:17.880 --> 0:20:19.960
<v Speaker 1>the key. Listen, that is the key. One thing we've

0:20:20.000 --> 0:20:22.520
<v Speaker 1>learned in alright, when everyone says you got to stay in,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't go out. As long as you say it's

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<v Speaker 1>a peaceful protest, you're good. You are coming, You have immunity,

0:20:28.000 --> 0:20:31.439
<v Speaker 1>you have an exemption, you are good to go. Nothing

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<v Speaker 1>to worry about. What a world. Man in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>But at least at least we got football back. Yeah,

0:20:39.320 --> 0:20:41.240
<v Speaker 1>we we do have football, Thank God for that. We

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<v Speaker 1>have Benny versus the Pennies. We've already promoted and all

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<v Speaker 1>that stuff. So let's get the pop quiz. Yes, yes, yes, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>pocket story though that's that is um you have a

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<v Speaker 1>fan of that. That that's that's a good deed by you, Coop,

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<v Speaker 1>And that's a pretty cool thing. You know, when I

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<v Speaker 1>check out something, I think i'd rather maybe that'd be

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<v Speaker 1>a good because you know when he goes to cemeteries,

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<v Speaker 1>you know I, you know I. I I tried gascon

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<v Speaker 1>to go to see my mom's grave because it was

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<v Speaker 1>the seventh anniversary of my mom's path passing in August.

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<v Speaker 1>And and so I went to the cemetery because I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to pay my respects and I hadn't been there

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<v Speaker 1>in a while. And the cemetery there was a lock,

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<v Speaker 1>a dead bolt lock on the cemetery. They won't even

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<v Speaker 1>let you go in the goddamn cemetery because of COVID.

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<v Speaker 1>These these idiot politicians in California, Gavin Newsom and all

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<v Speaker 1>these morons. I couldn't even go to a cemetery with

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<v Speaker 1>my wife was with me to pay my respects to

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<v Speaker 1>my dead mom because these idiots have locked down the cemetery.

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<v Speaker 1>It's unbelievable. You can't wrap your head around the level

0:21:46.760 --> 0:21:50.159
<v Speaker 1>of stupidity that is going on. Uh, and just the

0:21:50.280 --> 0:21:53.280
<v Speaker 1>lack of common sense. It's I have to set I

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<v Speaker 1>called it. My wife called the cemetery, said, why can't

0:21:55.560 --> 0:21:56.960
<v Speaker 1>we get in? It's supposed to be open. You know

0:21:56.960 --> 0:22:00.240
<v Speaker 1>it was open during the day. You can go in whatever. Well,

0:22:00.280 --> 0:22:02.840
<v Speaker 1>you have to make an appointment. What you have to

0:22:02.920 --> 0:22:07.119
<v Speaker 1>make an appointment to grieve? Guests run It's unbelievable. You

0:22:07.119 --> 0:22:11.000
<v Speaker 1>have to make an appointment to go see the dead. Yes, yes,

0:22:11.240 --> 0:22:13.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure. None of the people in the cemetery.

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<v Speaker 1>My dead mom included that she rested. Peace is gonna

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<v Speaker 1>give me COVID? Okay, pretty confident, not a concerned. Well, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>if she comes back from the dead, now that would

0:22:24.440 --> 0:22:26.600
<v Speaker 1>be a story. Yeah, that boy, would I have some

0:22:26.640 --> 0:22:29.040
<v Speaker 1>stories to tell her to if she came back. Mom,

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<v Speaker 1>you might want to buckle up. Mom, these last seven

0:22:32.400 --> 0:22:34.480
<v Speaker 1>years have been something else. You know what you might

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<v Speaker 1>say to lead off the story she came back from

0:22:36.359 --> 0:22:39.359
<v Speaker 1>the dead. You can be like, hey, mom, your ballot's

0:22:39.359 --> 0:22:43.120
<v Speaker 1>actually waiting here for you. So yes, no, no, you've

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<v Speaker 1>actually voted the last six years. You didn't realize it,

0:22:45.720 --> 0:22:49.919
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, welcome back, all right? Pop? Quiz. Here we go,

0:22:50.000 --> 0:22:53.320
<v Speaker 1>pop quiz. These are actual questions. Quiz questions We've found

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<v Speaker 1>various places around the globe, and here we go. Guests,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll ask you. Men are much more likely to do

0:22:59.840 --> 0:23:02.800
<v Speaker 1>the US at work compared to women. What is it? Masturbate,

0:23:08.840 --> 0:23:13.040
<v Speaker 1>speak for yourself, pull a prank, Pull a prank, guest, gun,

0:23:13.280 --> 0:23:16.040
<v Speaker 1>that's good. Do you ever pull a prank at work? Yeah? Right,

0:23:16.280 --> 0:23:18.240
<v Speaker 1>we were guys. That's what we do. They can't really

0:23:18.280 --> 0:23:20.119
<v Speaker 1>do it easy. Like in the old days in radio.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, we used to do so much crap

0:23:23.560 --> 0:23:26.720
<v Speaker 1>that we can't do now because of HR and everyone's

0:23:26.720 --> 0:23:30.320
<v Speaker 1>triggered by everything else. Oh man, back in the old days,

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<v Speaker 1>we had so much fun. The fact that you guys

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<v Speaker 1>got triggered on how I parked was the intent, And

0:23:35.680 --> 0:23:38.639
<v Speaker 1>you guys just got so bad, like you and Coop,

0:23:38.720 --> 0:23:41.000
<v Speaker 1>Like Cooper is like, I can't believe it. He just

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<v Speaker 1>he just takes up multiple parking spots and I can't

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<v Speaker 1>park in my normal spots, so I have to walk

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<v Speaker 1>five feet further than I had used to before. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, yeah, that's the problem for you. Man, you

0:23:49.920 --> 0:23:52.119
<v Speaker 1>were full of ship. Let me tell you something right now, no, no,

0:23:52.280 --> 0:23:55.040
<v Speaker 1>that isn't. After the fact, much like when the Clippers lost,

0:23:55.080 --> 0:23:57.320
<v Speaker 1>people said it was because of chemistry. After the fact,

0:23:57.720 --> 0:24:01.080
<v Speaker 1>you parked in a fucked up at her. I called

0:24:01.119 --> 0:24:02.720
<v Speaker 1>you on it, and then you said, all right, I'll

0:24:02.760 --> 0:24:05.000
<v Speaker 1>turn this into a bit. I'll make this into a bit.

0:24:05.480 --> 0:24:08.320
<v Speaker 1>That was not the intention. That was not your intention

0:24:08.400 --> 0:24:10.280
<v Speaker 1>of the bit, and I can prove that. And here's

0:24:10.280 --> 0:24:12.280
<v Speaker 1>my evidence. All right, you party that was on the

0:24:12.359 --> 0:24:14.680
<v Speaker 1>other side. And after you parked on the other side

0:24:14.720 --> 0:24:16.560
<v Speaker 1>of the garage from where I I parked back when

0:24:16.600 --> 0:24:18.720
<v Speaker 1>I used to go in, back in the really bad

0:24:18.800 --> 0:24:20.680
<v Speaker 1>days when I had to go into work. And uh,

0:24:20.920 --> 0:24:22.480
<v Speaker 1>and so you you parked on the other side of

0:24:22.480 --> 0:24:25.520
<v Speaker 1>the garage at the I Heart Media building there, and

0:24:25.560 --> 0:24:28.879
<v Speaker 1>then after that you started parking in my space and

0:24:28.960 --> 0:24:33.320
<v Speaker 1>you started parking really outrageously on purpose, but that was

0:24:33.359 --> 0:24:35.879
<v Speaker 1>to cover up the fact that you you were a

0:24:35.920 --> 0:24:37.720
<v Speaker 1>bad parker. So you said, well, I'm really gonna do

0:24:37.720 --> 0:24:40.719
<v Speaker 1>it terribly every time. I have a camera in the

0:24:40.720 --> 0:24:43.040
<v Speaker 1>back of my car so I can see exactly why

0:24:43.080 --> 0:24:45.000
<v Speaker 1>do you use it? How about that? Why don't you

0:24:45.080 --> 0:24:47.400
<v Speaker 1>use it? Then I do use that you were lazy,

0:24:47.520 --> 0:24:49.480
<v Speaker 1>You were in a hurry. You probably went out to

0:24:49.520 --> 0:24:52.159
<v Speaker 1>get some protein or whatever else. You west to the

0:24:52.160 --> 0:24:54.720
<v Speaker 1>four oh five people eat and you were rushing back

0:24:54.760 --> 0:24:56.760
<v Speaker 1>and you had to get in, and you're like, all right,

0:24:56.760 --> 0:24:59.000
<v Speaker 1>there's park. I'm good. No one's here. It's you know,

0:24:59.160 --> 0:25:01.320
<v Speaker 1>midnight or whatever. I'll get out of here. Yeah, there's

0:25:01.359 --> 0:25:03.480
<v Speaker 1>nothing with me and lazy that go hand in hand.

0:25:03.560 --> 0:25:05.679
<v Speaker 1>So I kind of resent that comment. But no, it

0:25:05.800 --> 0:25:07.320
<v Speaker 1>was all a prank and you guys just get so

0:25:07.400 --> 0:25:11.879
<v Speaker 1>triggered by it it's it's laughable. But whatever. Again, Again,

0:25:12.520 --> 0:25:15.239
<v Speaker 1>that is a lot and I don't know about you know,

0:25:15.960 --> 0:25:19.400
<v Speaker 1>being against the laziness. I mean, one of your nicknames

0:25:19.480 --> 0:25:28.080
<v Speaker 1>is David tapped out gascon because you often will give up, surrender, no, no, alright,

0:25:28.320 --> 0:25:31.640
<v Speaker 1>moving on. Every year, close to three thousand of our

0:25:31.680 --> 0:25:34.840
<v Speaker 1>brothers and sisters in America end up in the e

0:25:35.040 --> 0:25:42.120
<v Speaker 1>R after eating this. Oh um, Now, this is an

0:25:42.119 --> 0:25:46.120
<v Speaker 1>injury that I have had. Guess that I have suffered

0:25:46.160 --> 0:25:56.720
<v Speaker 1>the injury from this situation. Job Ricker, No pizza? What

0:25:57.080 --> 0:26:00.720
<v Speaker 1>hot pizza? Now I didn't end up in the yard,

0:26:00.760 --> 0:26:03.800
<v Speaker 1>but I did have a lisp. Yeah. The Rams game

0:26:03.840 --> 0:26:06.760
<v Speaker 1>from last year when they denied your credits yes, that's right. Yes,

0:26:06.960 --> 0:26:10.680
<v Speaker 1>you're right. That was the Rams Bucks Jamis Winston versus

0:26:10.760 --> 0:26:13.159
<v Speaker 1>Jared go Off at the Colisseum. They didn't allow me in,

0:26:13.680 --> 0:26:15.720
<v Speaker 1>So I made a pizza and watched the Rams game

0:26:15.760 --> 0:26:17.960
<v Speaker 1>on TV and thought, what a loser I am because

0:26:17.960 --> 0:26:19.600
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't get into the game and I have a

0:26:19.720 --> 0:26:21.800
<v Speaker 1>you know, national platform, and they wouldn't let me in,

0:26:21.840 --> 0:26:24.040
<v Speaker 1>but they let the local yokels in anyway. So I'm

0:26:24.040 --> 0:26:27.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm bitching about how I'm terrible. I'm eating the pizza,

0:26:27.160 --> 0:26:31.679
<v Speaker 1>and the pizza was so good, it looked so amazing.

0:26:31.840 --> 0:26:34.000
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't wait until it cooled off. I had to

0:26:34.040 --> 0:26:36.720
<v Speaker 1>eat it, and I burned my tongue in the roof

0:26:36.800 --> 0:26:40.480
<v Speaker 1>of my mouth, and I I sounded like Lou Holtz

0:26:40.560 --> 0:26:44.440
<v Speaker 1>for three or four days after that. Now, now the

0:26:44.520 --> 0:26:47.399
<v Speaker 1>question is if you sound like Lou Holtz? Did Mountains

0:26:47.440 --> 0:26:52.399
<v Speaker 1>South or did mount Saka Saddleback College? It's get your

0:26:52.480 --> 0:26:55.160
<v Speaker 1>juko's right, man, It's about you're gonna go Palamar next.

0:26:55.240 --> 0:26:57.480
<v Speaker 1>What are you gonna do? Did settle Back College? Just

0:26:57.640 --> 0:27:01.720
<v Speaker 1>a value after that? No, come on, I'm a keynote

0:27:01.760 --> 0:27:05.000
<v Speaker 1>speaker at the next big event there they have, which

0:27:05.000 --> 0:27:08.760
<v Speaker 1>will be in three I think anyway. A recent survey

0:27:08.880 --> 0:27:13.840
<v Speaker 1>says fifty of Americans find people who have this trait attractive.

0:27:13.920 --> 0:27:22.520
<v Speaker 1>What is it? Left handed? That's it, penny pinching, being

0:27:22.560 --> 0:27:26.919
<v Speaker 1>a tight wade, being frugal. You are frugalfty, you are

0:27:27.280 --> 0:27:32.840
<v Speaker 1>very fucking frugal. Wells. People find that attractive. People find

0:27:32.880 --> 0:27:37.399
<v Speaker 1>that attractive attractive. Yeah, she she likes I let her

0:27:37.440 --> 0:27:39.000
<v Speaker 1>spend the money, and I don't spend the money. So

0:27:39.080 --> 0:27:42.000
<v Speaker 1>it's fine. It works out. Robin Peter to pay Paul.

0:27:42.080 --> 0:27:44.160
<v Speaker 1>That's exactly what it is. It's coming from the same

0:27:44.200 --> 0:27:47.240
<v Speaker 1>bank account. I'm getting the You know, I opened the

0:27:47.280 --> 0:27:49.560
<v Speaker 1>door every day there's a new box from Amazon. You

0:27:49.640 --> 0:27:54.440
<v Speaker 1>know what's in the box. What's in the box? Yes,

0:27:54.600 --> 0:27:56.680
<v Speaker 1>some kind of potion. Yeah, she's a hippie, so some

0:27:56.840 --> 0:27:59.560
<v Speaker 1>kind of potion or vitamins that are gonna cure you

0:27:59.680 --> 0:28:04.480
<v Speaker 1>of your problems and all that. Yeah, alright. This famous duo,

0:28:05.160 --> 0:28:09.480
<v Speaker 1>well known in American culture, became best friends because they

0:28:09.520 --> 0:28:12.440
<v Speaker 1>were the two slowest out of shape kids in their

0:28:12.520 --> 0:28:17.600
<v Speaker 1>gym class. Abbott and Costello, No Ben and Jerry. Ben

0:28:17.720 --> 0:28:20.720
<v Speaker 1>and Jerry the ice cream Maven's It's good. What are

0:28:20.760 --> 0:28:23.520
<v Speaker 1>they from? Vermont, Is that right? I don't know. Maybe

0:28:23.880 --> 0:28:26.200
<v Speaker 1>I haven't had either Vermont or New Hampshire. It's Vermont

0:28:26.280 --> 0:28:27.640
<v Speaker 1>or New Hampshire, one of those two. I think it's

0:28:27.680 --> 0:28:31.720
<v Speaker 1>ver Month. Oh you're Ben and Jerry's ice cream fans. No,

0:28:32.280 --> 0:28:34.639
<v Speaker 1>but no, you know I like that. Yeah, they're from Vermont.

0:28:34.800 --> 0:28:37.760
<v Speaker 1>I haven't had and I haven't had ice cream in

0:28:37.760 --> 0:28:40.240
<v Speaker 1>a long time. I can't have dairy right now anyway,

0:28:40.360 --> 0:28:43.760
<v Speaker 1>So what do you lactose and tolerant? No, the the

0:28:43.840 --> 0:28:46.800
<v Speaker 1>medication that I'm on from my fucking busted air, I

0:28:46.880 --> 0:28:50.680
<v Speaker 1>can't have any dairy otherwise I'm throwing up no dairy

0:28:50.720 --> 0:28:53.840
<v Speaker 1>at all with like no cheese, no cheese. Found it

0:28:53.840 --> 0:28:55.480
<v Speaker 1>out the hard way. I had some enchiladas a few

0:28:55.560 --> 0:29:00.400
<v Speaker 1>days ago. What happened when you ate the cheese? You

0:29:01.040 --> 0:29:03.240
<v Speaker 1>this is good? Now you're like me when I eat

0:29:03.320 --> 0:29:05.840
<v Speaker 1>a fat Well, no hope, but you welcome to my world.

0:29:06.200 --> 0:29:08.680
<v Speaker 1>So you know what this is. I don't really believe

0:29:08.680 --> 0:29:10.520
<v Speaker 1>in karma that much, but this is karma? How is this?

0:29:11.320 --> 0:29:13.400
<v Speaker 1>Because you put it on in the university. We're goofing

0:29:13.520 --> 0:29:16.200
<v Speaker 1>on me because now you know I've shipped my pants

0:29:16.320 --> 0:29:18.440
<v Speaker 1>multiple times and all that. So the law of karma,

0:29:19.000 --> 0:29:22.960
<v Speaker 1>cause and effect, action and reaction right. Any action performed

0:29:22.960 --> 0:29:26.520
<v Speaker 1>produces an equal and opposite reaction which directly influences your life.

0:29:26.800 --> 0:29:29.800
<v Speaker 1>You said mean things about me, and now it is

0:29:29.920 --> 0:29:33.600
<v Speaker 1>slapping you back in the puke in your toilet because

0:29:33.720 --> 0:29:35.400
<v Speaker 1>of the things you said. There you go take that

0:29:41.280 --> 0:29:43.480
<v Speaker 1>makes a good comedy for it. Pretty Much everything I

0:29:43.560 --> 0:29:45.320
<v Speaker 1>eat has cheese in it, though, so I don't know.

0:29:46.400 --> 0:29:48.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I can handle that. Man, that's

0:29:48.520 --> 0:29:50.840
<v Speaker 1>a tough one. What do you what are you dipping

0:29:50.920 --> 0:29:54.160
<v Speaker 1>the bull testicles in? Are you doing barbecue sauce? You're

0:29:54.160 --> 0:29:59.120
<v Speaker 1>doing terry hockey sauce? What do you again? As I've

0:29:59.120 --> 0:30:02.320
<v Speaker 1>said earlier, gotta cut it thin. You gotta bread it

0:30:02.480 --> 0:30:04.520
<v Speaker 1>a lot of breading. I'm gonna make that thing like

0:30:04.720 --> 0:30:07.480
<v Speaker 1>a you know, those little doughnut balls you get. I'm

0:30:07.520 --> 0:30:11.120
<v Speaker 1>gonna at the the donut shop. I'm gonna make it

0:30:11.280 --> 0:30:15.280
<v Speaker 1>like that. Uh. And then I'll I'm thinking barbecue, possibly

0:30:15.320 --> 0:30:19.000
<v Speaker 1>a honey mustard. One of the listeners said, honey mustard. Um.

0:30:19.080 --> 0:30:22.920
<v Speaker 1>And then you know, just quick, one bite, swallow, done out.

0:30:23.120 --> 0:30:26.520
<v Speaker 1>What if you like it? But there's no chance of that.

0:30:27.400 --> 0:30:29.920
<v Speaker 1>There's no chance of that. That's not gonna happen. But

0:30:29.960 --> 0:30:31.400
<v Speaker 1>I'll get you some if you want to know. You've

0:30:31.440 --> 0:30:34.720
<v Speaker 1>eaten bull balls before, so you can be good on that. No,

0:30:35.000 --> 0:30:39.280
<v Speaker 1>I have not, never will. All right. Women are five

0:30:39.400 --> 0:30:44.320
<v Speaker 1>times more likely to do this particular thing online compared

0:30:44.400 --> 0:30:54.120
<v Speaker 1>to men. Date. Uh no, like something on Facebook? Oh yeah, yeah,

0:30:54.160 --> 0:30:56.720
<v Speaker 1>I gotta imagine. Women spend more time on Facebook than men.

0:30:58.120 --> 0:31:01.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I'm on there. We have the show page.

0:31:01.640 --> 0:31:03.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm on there a lot I have on our own page,

0:31:03.280 --> 0:31:05.480
<v Speaker 1>but I'm never really on there. I just I check

0:31:05.560 --> 0:31:07.720
<v Speaker 1>in to see if my family members are alive and

0:31:07.800 --> 0:31:10.920
<v Speaker 1>my cousin you know, my cousins and my relatives and

0:31:11.240 --> 0:31:12.880
<v Speaker 1>my friends that I used to work with in radio.

0:31:12.920 --> 0:31:14.480
<v Speaker 1>What the hell they're doing? So that kind of stuff,

0:31:14.800 --> 0:31:18.280
<v Speaker 1>all right. Instagram is way different though. Like Instagram that

0:31:18.480 --> 0:31:23.400
<v Speaker 1>is just that is littered with booty bumping like there's yeah,

0:31:23.440 --> 0:31:26.800
<v Speaker 1>that's all that is. That's all that is unbelievable. How

0:31:26.880 --> 0:31:28.840
<v Speaker 1>can I stand up on my tippy toes so my

0:31:28.960 --> 0:31:33.000
<v Speaker 1>asses in the air everywhere, and I'll make money? God

0:31:33.080 --> 0:31:35.040
<v Speaker 1>love them. These women have found a way to make money.

0:31:35.920 --> 0:31:39.360
<v Speaker 1>They make a lot of money, right, They're not living

0:31:39.400 --> 0:31:42.960
<v Speaker 1>paycheck to paycheck. They're they're doing good. Yeah they're. There

0:31:43.000 --> 0:31:45.520
<v Speaker 1>are women that are half our age that are traveling

0:31:45.600 --> 0:31:48.920
<v Speaker 1>the world on someone else's dime and it's just for

0:31:49.000 --> 0:31:53.560
<v Speaker 1>a stupid fucking Instagram video. Yeah it's it's great. I mean,

0:31:53.760 --> 0:31:56.040
<v Speaker 1>it's really the less it is. You can either work

0:31:56.120 --> 0:32:00.080
<v Speaker 1>hard and show ambition and hard work and dedication and

0:32:01.000 --> 0:32:04.400
<v Speaker 1>get get a good education and make it in Wall

0:32:04.480 --> 0:32:07.320
<v Speaker 1>Street or some other big business. Or you can just

0:32:07.560 --> 0:32:09.680
<v Speaker 1>go on a stair climber and do squats and work

0:32:09.760 --> 0:32:11.960
<v Speaker 1>your your ass over and then you become a booty

0:32:12.040 --> 0:32:15.880
<v Speaker 1>model and you're good. The end result is the same financially, right, Yeah,

0:32:15.960 --> 0:32:19.200
<v Speaker 1>that's true that the end result is the same alright.

0:32:19.520 --> 0:32:25.280
<v Speaker 1>In nineteen eighty nine, US News and World Report called

0:32:25.400 --> 0:32:30.160
<v Speaker 1>this vehicle this new vehicle feature and unnecessary future frill.

0:32:30.440 --> 0:32:34.400
<v Speaker 1>Air conditioning. No, no air conditioning been around since before.

0:32:35.880 --> 0:32:41.840
<v Speaker 1>Cup holders? Who needs a coup hold? I do? I

0:32:41.960 --> 0:32:43.880
<v Speaker 1>like the couple in your car. Do you have a

0:32:43.960 --> 0:32:46.320
<v Speaker 1>cup holder that's inside of a cup holder, like the

0:32:46.600 --> 0:32:49.040
<v Speaker 1>rubber ones that are circular so it grips the cup?

0:32:50.600 --> 0:32:53.560
<v Speaker 1>Uh we think here, I do not think I have

0:32:53.760 --> 0:32:55.960
<v Speaker 1>that feature. I do not I have had cars in

0:32:56.000 --> 0:32:57.680
<v Speaker 1>the past that have had that, but the car that

0:32:57.720 --> 0:33:00.320
<v Speaker 1>I have currently does not. You're big fan of the

0:33:00.360 --> 0:33:03.480
<v Speaker 1>cup holder? Guess well, I just you know, you know,

0:33:03.680 --> 0:33:06.000
<v Speaker 1>because the drinks that we get some times are a

0:33:06.000 --> 0:33:08.920
<v Speaker 1>little bigger than that the smaller ones. And so if

0:33:08.920 --> 0:33:10.760
<v Speaker 1>you're making a turn the thing, if you're not like

0:33:10.880 --> 0:33:13.600
<v Speaker 1>the form fitting cup holders, they tend to you know,

0:33:13.720 --> 0:33:17.880
<v Speaker 1>tip over and fall out. So, yeah, that's true. They're

0:33:17.880 --> 0:33:19.880
<v Speaker 1>not big enough because I get I like a big

0:33:19.920 --> 0:33:22.720
<v Speaker 1>beverage and they're usually not big enough. All right. A

0:33:22.840 --> 0:33:25.240
<v Speaker 1>new survey, I'm a size queen when it comes to

0:33:25.280 --> 0:33:29.040
<v Speaker 1>cup holders. A new survey asked people what they miss

0:33:29.400 --> 0:33:32.760
<v Speaker 1>most about being in an office. Now, seeing co workers

0:33:32.920 --> 0:33:35.160
<v Speaker 1>was number one, But I thought the most interesting answer

0:33:35.200 --> 0:33:37.520
<v Speaker 1>and the most telling answer was number five. So what

0:33:37.600 --> 0:33:41.640
<v Speaker 1>do you think Number five? Was? Um? The thing that

0:33:41.720 --> 0:33:44.840
<v Speaker 1>people miss most about being in an office being away

0:33:44.880 --> 0:33:51.960
<v Speaker 1>from their spouse. No, leaving early, leaving early. I can't

0:33:52.040 --> 0:33:53.720
<v Speaker 1>leave early if you're at home. You're already at home.

0:33:53.760 --> 0:33:56.240
<v Speaker 1>Where are you gonna go? You're at home. I can't

0:33:56.280 --> 0:34:01.320
<v Speaker 1>do that here though, not with what we do. Tom

0:34:02.360 --> 0:34:04.280
<v Speaker 1>Looney did one of the great nights in radio, the

0:34:04.400 --> 0:34:06.680
<v Speaker 1>night the Boston It was a sad night because the

0:34:06.720 --> 0:34:09.040
<v Speaker 1>Boston Marathon bombing had taken place, and there was a

0:34:09.120 --> 0:34:11.280
<v Speaker 1>wild goose chase to try to get the two idiots,

0:34:11.640 --> 0:34:16.840
<v Speaker 1>the two losers, the scumbags that that planted the pressure

0:34:16.880 --> 0:34:19.600
<v Speaker 1>cooker bomb at the end of the Boston Marathon. So

0:34:19.680 --> 0:34:22.480
<v Speaker 1>they're doing this man hunt. Boston is shut down, which

0:34:22.480 --> 0:34:24.359
<v Speaker 1>at that time, the idea to shut down a city

0:34:24.400 --> 0:34:26.759
<v Speaker 1>seemed amazing. Now every city has been shut down this year,

0:34:26.800 --> 0:34:29.239
<v Speaker 1>but at the time was wild. So I'm on the

0:34:29.280 --> 0:34:31.520
<v Speaker 1>air filling in for JT because JT had the show

0:34:31.560 --> 0:34:34.040
<v Speaker 1>during the week, so I'm doing the show with Looney. Looney.

0:34:34.560 --> 0:34:37.399
<v Speaker 1>Of course, hey, I get to leave early. Ben's here,

0:34:37.840 --> 0:34:41.160
<v Speaker 1>so he checked out after maybe in a couple of

0:34:41.239 --> 0:34:43.120
<v Speaker 1>hours of the four hours show. So I'm on my

0:34:43.200 --> 0:34:46.200
<v Speaker 1>own there. Looney has gone. He taped out left and

0:34:46.320 --> 0:34:48.360
<v Speaker 1>he recorded his updates as the Boston You know, we

0:34:48.400 --> 0:34:50.880
<v Speaker 1>were giving updates on the Boston Marathon bombing and what

0:34:51.080 --> 0:34:52.880
<v Speaker 1>was going on, and you know, police there's a man

0:34:53.000 --> 0:34:56.520
<v Speaker 1>hunt trying to find these guys. Well, about twenty minutes

0:34:56.600 --> 0:35:02.960
<v Speaker 1>after Looney left, breaking news, you know, they've found the guy.

0:35:03.080 --> 0:35:05.759
<v Speaker 1>There was a shootout you know, the whole thing. So

0:35:06.600 --> 0:35:11.200
<v Speaker 1>and Looney's home sleeping and uh yeah, there you go.

0:35:11.400 --> 0:35:14.000
<v Speaker 1>I still bust his balls about that from time to time.

0:35:14.040 --> 0:35:18.400
<v Speaker 1>All Right, seventeen percent of new teen drivers say this

0:35:18.800 --> 0:35:23.080
<v Speaker 1>causes the most anxiety behind the wheel. What is getting

0:35:23.080 --> 0:35:25.520
<v Speaker 1>on the freeway. I thought that would be the case,

0:35:25.520 --> 0:35:27.400
<v Speaker 1>and that certainly makes sense, but that's not the answer.

0:35:27.440 --> 0:35:30.840
<v Speaker 1>That's why this is. This is interesting going through the

0:35:30.960 --> 0:35:35.080
<v Speaker 1>drive through. M Yeah, you know, I got hit by

0:35:35.160 --> 0:35:38.080
<v Speaker 1>a teen driver in the drive thru at the McDonald's

0:35:38.719 --> 0:35:42.840
<v Speaker 1>on I think it was on Highland or and he

0:35:42.960 --> 0:35:45.480
<v Speaker 1>was on the Brea. When I lived in Hollywood. I

0:35:45.600 --> 0:35:48.320
<v Speaker 1>was at a McDonald's at like two in the morning

0:35:48.440 --> 0:35:50.359
<v Speaker 1>getting some food because I was a big fat guy

0:35:50.400 --> 0:35:53.480
<v Speaker 1>eating some food at two in the morning. And I'm

0:35:53.640 --> 0:35:58.000
<v Speaker 1>driving in the drive through lane and this kid, you know,

0:35:58.200 --> 0:36:00.960
<v Speaker 1>there's two windows, right, so I'm hanging and then the

0:36:01.080 --> 0:36:04.320
<v Speaker 1>next window up where he's at is the the window

0:36:04.719 --> 0:36:06.440
<v Speaker 1>to take up the food, to pick up the food.

0:36:06.880 --> 0:36:09.359
<v Speaker 1>So I'm paying for the order, and then I pay

0:36:09.480 --> 0:36:13.680
<v Speaker 1>for my food and I hear Paul he had backed

0:36:13.800 --> 0:36:17.279
<v Speaker 1>into my car because I guess that he went to

0:36:17.360 --> 0:36:18.719
<v Speaker 1>the window to pick up the food, and I guess

0:36:18.760 --> 0:36:20.560
<v Speaker 1>his credit card didn't work, so he had to back

0:36:20.680 --> 0:36:24.279
<v Speaker 1>up to pay, but he didn't look behind him, and

0:36:24.400 --> 0:36:28.279
<v Speaker 1>he smashed into my car, rendered me um in the

0:36:28.600 --> 0:36:31.680
<v Speaker 1>fast food drive lane at McDonald's at two in the

0:36:31.760 --> 0:36:37.520
<v Speaker 1>morning in in Hollywood. Good times. Fuck him. Still pissed

0:36:37.520 --> 0:36:39.719
<v Speaker 1>about that. And it was one of those things too,

0:36:39.760 --> 0:36:42.080
<v Speaker 1>where that he didn't look that bad. It just looked like,

0:36:42.239 --> 0:36:44.560
<v Speaker 1>you know, it was a mine or whatever. But then

0:36:44.640 --> 0:36:49.600
<v Speaker 1>there was all this internal damage, which piste me off alright.

0:36:49.640 --> 0:36:52.959
<v Speaker 1>According to a new survey fifties, six percent of people

0:36:53.040 --> 0:36:59.440
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't date someone if they were bad at this sex. Well,

0:36:59.480 --> 0:37:01.640
<v Speaker 1>how the hell do you know though, until you start

0:37:01.719 --> 0:37:07.640
<v Speaker 1>hooking up. I'm talking about even before um, bad at

0:37:10.760 --> 0:37:13.239
<v Speaker 1>bad at kissing or is that the same thing? Is

0:37:13.239 --> 0:37:16.240
<v Speaker 1>that too? I think it's in the same genre. Bad

0:37:16.360 --> 0:37:19.960
<v Speaker 1>at gaston wait for it, wait for it, bad at driving.

0:37:20.120 --> 0:37:23.840
<v Speaker 1>So that's bad for you a guest, gun parking, drivings

0:37:23.840 --> 0:37:26.799
<v Speaker 1>all the same. Yeah, I've I've never I've never had

0:37:26.840 --> 0:37:29.200
<v Speaker 1>a woman that I've dated compliment me on my driving.

0:37:29.960 --> 0:37:32.840
<v Speaker 1>I can't imagine one, but they've all been vocal about

0:37:33.480 --> 0:37:38.200
<v Speaker 1>the way that I drive. I'm trying to yourself, guest. Guess,

0:37:38.200 --> 0:37:40.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why, Oh, though I did. Is there

0:37:40.440 --> 0:37:43.120
<v Speaker 1>a long list, guestcon can we contact with these people?

0:37:43.120 --> 0:37:44.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's a long list. I think it's

0:37:44.440 --> 0:37:47.160
<v Speaker 1>a short list. You know, they'll all deny it ever happened.

0:37:47.200 --> 0:37:49.520
<v Speaker 1>All those women will deny it ever happened. Of all

0:37:49.600 --> 0:37:52.800
<v Speaker 1>the things, though, I did have one girlfriend for birthday present,

0:37:52.960 --> 0:37:58.160
<v Speaker 1>she actually bought me a driving experience at Fontana Motor Speedway.

0:37:58.280 --> 0:38:00.480
<v Speaker 1>Like Riant was able to drive in a dock car

0:38:01.080 --> 0:38:03.799
<v Speaker 1>and take lots, so it's kind of cool. So she's like, yeah,

0:38:03.800 --> 0:38:06.279
<v Speaker 1>you can finally drive your your speed and so you

0:38:06.400 --> 0:38:08.560
<v Speaker 1>have to follow a lot of a lot of sight.

0:38:08.840 --> 0:38:11.600
<v Speaker 1>But I did do that. Scariest thing, Ben is before

0:38:11.640 --> 0:38:13.000
<v Speaker 1>you get in that car, you have to sign this

0:38:13.280 --> 0:38:16.480
<v Speaker 1>huge waiver like liability and waiver release, and it says

0:38:16.520 --> 0:38:19.239
<v Speaker 1>that can you damage this car and you're spending like

0:38:19.400 --> 0:38:22.399
<v Speaker 1>thirty or forty thou dollars on repairs? And she thought,

0:38:22.400 --> 0:38:24.759
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm gonna drive a little bit slower

0:38:24.840 --> 0:38:29.040
<v Speaker 1>compared to what I used to. So yeah, all right,

0:38:29.239 --> 0:38:32.359
<v Speaker 1>a couple more and what do we have here? Oh

0:38:32.480 --> 0:38:34.480
<v Speaker 1>this is interesting. This actually relates to the last thing

0:38:34.520 --> 0:38:39.760
<v Speaker 1>we talked about, on average, about thirteen thousand hands touch

0:38:39.880 --> 0:38:44.960
<v Speaker 1>one of these a month. What is it? Thirteen thousands? Yeah,

0:38:45.000 --> 0:38:49.680
<v Speaker 1>that's a lot of hands, guest, can uh, I mean

0:38:49.760 --> 0:38:55.400
<v Speaker 1>we're it can't be a door knob all right, Oh

0:38:55.480 --> 0:38:57.520
<v Speaker 1>that makes sense. A doorknob, but a busy building. No,

0:38:59.120 --> 0:39:06.359
<v Speaker 1>you want the answer elevator button? No? Mhm, A wait

0:39:06.440 --> 0:39:12.000
<v Speaker 1>for it, gas pump handle. Oh yeah, I might want

0:39:12.040 --> 0:39:13.760
<v Speaker 1>to wear gloves next time you go to the gas station.

0:39:16.239 --> 0:39:19.759
<v Speaker 1>Thousand hands on average? Do you wash your hands after

0:39:19.880 --> 0:39:25.640
<v Speaker 1>you pump gas? I didn't before and before COVID, Now

0:39:25.800 --> 0:39:29.880
<v Speaker 1>I do. Now I do. But I see people sometimes

0:39:29.960 --> 0:39:32.360
<v Speaker 1>at the gas station who like fully mask up and

0:39:32.440 --> 0:39:36.480
<v Speaker 1>they've got gloves and the whole yeah thing. I'm like, Well,

0:39:36.560 --> 0:39:39.359
<v Speaker 1>usually the gas pumps are are six ft apart, right,

0:39:39.440 --> 0:39:42.319
<v Speaker 1>so you don't really need that. And the glove thing,

0:39:42.440 --> 0:39:45.839
<v Speaker 1>I guess makes sense, but it seems like a little much,

0:39:46.520 --> 0:39:48.840
<v Speaker 1>just like the people driving around wearing the mask seems

0:39:48.840 --> 0:39:50.440
<v Speaker 1>like a little much. If your windows up, I think

0:39:50.480 --> 0:39:53.040
<v Speaker 1>you're good. Yeah, I will stay in defense of that.

0:39:53.280 --> 0:39:56.080
<v Speaker 1>There's times where I get out of a store and

0:39:56.200 --> 0:39:57.960
<v Speaker 1>my hands are full and I forget to take off

0:39:58.040 --> 0:40:01.440
<v Speaker 1>my mask while I drive. So you're meaning you're guilty

0:40:01.480 --> 0:40:05.080
<v Speaker 1>and there's probably photographic evidence of you driving around without mask. Yeah,

0:40:05.600 --> 0:40:10.160
<v Speaker 1>no mask with math right with mask al right. According

0:40:10.160 --> 0:40:13.160
<v Speaker 1>to a new survey, fourteen percent of people say they

0:40:13.239 --> 0:40:16.920
<v Speaker 1>would end a new relationship if they were not compatible

0:40:17.040 --> 0:40:22.560
<v Speaker 1>in this area. Uh, politics, No, I'm sure it's higher

0:40:22.600 --> 0:40:27.080
<v Speaker 1>than religious. No, people are on his religious there heathens.

0:40:27.160 --> 0:40:35.480
<v Speaker 1>Now the answer is food diet, food diet. Interesting. Have

0:40:35.640 --> 0:40:38.640
<v Speaker 1>you ever come across something you've dated that has been

0:40:38.680 --> 0:40:43.719
<v Speaker 1>on some kind of super food diet? Well when I

0:40:43.920 --> 0:40:46.680
<v Speaker 1>when I dated it was it was not a good experience.

0:40:46.680 --> 0:40:48.600
<v Speaker 1>But I did date a few women that were like

0:40:48.760 --> 0:40:54.680
<v Speaker 1>really into um, like the vegan type stuff, and that

0:40:54.800 --> 0:40:57.800
<v Speaker 1>was like, that's just not a good situation for somebody

0:40:57.880 --> 0:41:01.840
<v Speaker 1>like me. And and but I was you know, beggars

0:41:01.880 --> 0:41:03.560
<v Speaker 1>can't be choosers, guest get and I would put up

0:41:03.560 --> 0:41:07.080
<v Speaker 1>with it because you know, the options were limited, The

0:41:07.160 --> 0:41:10.520
<v Speaker 1>options were limited. New survey asked people to name the

0:41:10.600 --> 0:41:13.399
<v Speaker 1>outdoor activities that make them feel like a kid again.

0:41:13.520 --> 0:41:16.160
<v Speaker 1>This was the number one answer. What is it? I

0:41:16.200 --> 0:41:17.799
<v Speaker 1>think we might have had this one before. I wasn't

0:41:17.800 --> 0:41:23.320
<v Speaker 1>say either going to the beach, or playing in the park. Fishing, Um, fishing.

0:41:23.840 --> 0:41:25.880
<v Speaker 1>I never fished as a kid. Yeah, no, no, I

0:41:26.840 --> 0:41:28.480
<v Speaker 1>I guess a lot of people love to fish. They

0:41:28.480 --> 0:41:30.440
<v Speaker 1>live grow up your lakes and they're going out with

0:41:30.520 --> 0:41:33.280
<v Speaker 1>your dad or their grandpa, their uncle or their answer,

0:41:33.320 --> 0:41:38.120
<v Speaker 1>their grandma or whatever. Fishing interesting. And a survey of

0:41:38.200 --> 0:41:41.480
<v Speaker 1>two thousand people, thirty four percent said that they have

0:41:41.719 --> 0:41:46.120
<v Speaker 1>done this. Walle at work? What is it? I'm god

0:41:46.200 --> 0:41:51.800
<v Speaker 1>taking my answer from earlier. Um, looking at illegal websites, porn, porn, porno,

0:41:52.000 --> 0:41:57.799
<v Speaker 1>that's the answer. Drink alcohol at work. Drink Tom Looney,

0:41:57.840 --> 0:42:01.839
<v Speaker 1>we're talking about you again. I had a producer one

0:42:01.920 --> 0:42:05.839
<v Speaker 1>time that was drunk that showed up and uh yeah,

0:42:06.560 --> 0:42:08.200
<v Speaker 1>and then he got upset because I said, you you

0:42:08.200 --> 0:42:10.319
<v Speaker 1>shouldn't probably be doing that, you know, all your work,

0:42:10.400 --> 0:42:12.400
<v Speaker 1>and he got all upset and it's like, uh, I

0:42:12.440 --> 0:42:14.680
<v Speaker 1>started reading me the Riot Act and all that I've

0:42:14.960 --> 0:42:21.839
<v Speaker 1>We've had producers and technical directors hammered out of their mind. Yes,

0:42:22.560 --> 0:42:24.440
<v Speaker 1>that is correct. I have worked with people when I

0:42:24.480 --> 0:42:28.360
<v Speaker 1>did the weekend Overnight show that was a like a

0:42:28.480 --> 0:42:31.799
<v Speaker 1>turnstile for board ops, and I had guys that were

0:42:32.160 --> 0:42:34.200
<v Speaker 1>usually it was the weed, but some of them were

0:42:34.280 --> 0:42:37.640
<v Speaker 1>the the alcohol that the glazed over eyes. Hell, there

0:42:37.680 --> 0:42:39.600
<v Speaker 1>have been guys that work on the radio, in the

0:42:39.960 --> 0:42:44.760
<v Speaker 1>on air side that have been all schnockered and and working.

0:42:44.880 --> 0:42:47.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm not well. I can't say I haven't done it

0:42:47.800 --> 0:42:49.480
<v Speaker 1>because I used to do remotes when I was doing

0:42:49.520 --> 0:42:51.759
<v Speaker 1>local radio and l A on the Ben and Dave Show,

0:42:51.880 --> 0:42:53.880
<v Speaker 1>and we would go to bars and stuff, and so

0:42:54.120 --> 0:42:56.680
<v Speaker 1>you know, I went in Rome act like a Roman. Yeah,

0:42:56.920 --> 0:42:59.640
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, I do appreciate some of the

0:42:59.680 --> 0:43:02.840
<v Speaker 1>old stories about baseball guys that would use whiskey to

0:43:02.920 --> 0:43:06.480
<v Speaker 1>tune up the pipes. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, those little

0:43:06.480 --> 0:43:09.440
<v Speaker 1>base pull guests. Sure, yeah, I mean I never did that.

0:43:09.640 --> 0:43:11.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you've ever done that, like having

0:43:11.719 --> 0:43:14.400
<v Speaker 1>a shot of something before you've gone on air to

0:43:14.760 --> 0:43:16.560
<v Speaker 1>loosen up the pipes or just to make you feel

0:43:16.560 --> 0:43:18.800
<v Speaker 1>a little bit more, you know what I have. I

0:43:18.880 --> 0:43:22.560
<v Speaker 1>don't do that, but my the wife gave me. These

0:43:22.600 --> 0:43:26.600
<v Speaker 1>are like kind of like um to me. They're smelling salts.

0:43:27.160 --> 0:43:30.200
<v Speaker 1>They're these senses, you know, these little things, these little

0:43:30.200 --> 0:43:32.960
<v Speaker 1>containers or whatever they like. I've one in front of me,

0:43:33.000 --> 0:43:36.080
<v Speaker 1>here is lemon, and and you it'll kind of wake

0:43:36.160 --> 0:43:39.120
<v Speaker 1>you up? Here? Hold? What else do I have? You

0:43:39.120 --> 0:43:41.479
<v Speaker 1>should probably say this for any kind of YouTube videos

0:43:41.520 --> 0:43:47.360
<v Speaker 1>that have lime. I have lime here, you're such a

0:43:48.000 --> 0:43:51.719
<v Speaker 1>oh I'm smelling. See it's like free spirit. No, not

0:43:51.800 --> 0:43:54.839
<v Speaker 1>really and just laying around. I use them sometimes. I've

0:43:54.880 --> 0:43:56.359
<v Speaker 1>been really, I don't get a lot of sleep doing

0:43:56.400 --> 0:43:58.640
<v Speaker 1>these dumb podcast kiss count during the week, it's I

0:43:58.680 --> 0:44:01.239
<v Speaker 1>always fall asleep. I'm like a old man. On Friday nights,

0:44:01.320 --> 0:44:04.799
<v Speaker 1>I fall asleep, and it's gonna be problematic because we're

0:44:04.840 --> 0:44:08.759
<v Speaker 1>doing Benny versus the Penny on Friday night. It's not

0:44:09.880 --> 0:44:13.359
<v Speaker 1>not particularly great. Uh, I got two more quick ones.

0:44:13.440 --> 0:44:15.799
<v Speaker 1>The average person learned how to do this at age eight?

0:44:15.920 --> 0:44:22.480
<v Speaker 1>What is it? Uh? At age eight? Um, I think

0:44:22.560 --> 0:44:25.759
<v Speaker 1>it's too old. But ride a bike? Yeah it's too old.

0:44:25.960 --> 0:44:29.080
<v Speaker 1>Swim swim yeah, swim. How old are you when you

0:44:29.239 --> 0:44:34.560
<v Speaker 1>learned how to swim? Probably around that man. I I

0:44:34.680 --> 0:44:38.920
<v Speaker 1>see these instructors now with kids teaching them how to swim,

0:44:39.040 --> 0:44:42.439
<v Speaker 1>and I get fucking mortified. Ben, Like, my sister has

0:44:42.680 --> 0:44:47.600
<v Speaker 1>has three three little girls, and I'm your uncle, David,

0:44:47.760 --> 0:44:52.000
<v Speaker 1>I am, but Ben, she would throw these little babies

0:44:52.440 --> 0:44:55.840
<v Speaker 1>in the pool like at one throw them in the

0:44:55.920 --> 0:44:58.879
<v Speaker 1>pool and I would fight for their life. Well that's

0:44:58.920 --> 0:45:01.560
<v Speaker 1>not good, it's crazy. But they learned how to swim

0:45:01.680 --> 0:45:05.880
<v Speaker 1>and then they they doggy paddle to the edge and

0:45:05.960 --> 0:45:09.600
<v Speaker 1>it's it's unbelievable. Well, yeah, I have heard that that

0:45:10.200 --> 0:45:12.680
<v Speaker 1>that is better to do it at a younger age,

0:45:12.719 --> 0:45:14.160
<v Speaker 1>even like they get them in there so they're not

0:45:14.200 --> 0:45:16.080
<v Speaker 1>afraid of the water and they're used to it and

0:45:16.200 --> 0:45:19.680
<v Speaker 1>stuff like that. So I see if they don't make it, though,

0:45:19.719 --> 0:45:21.680
<v Speaker 1>isn't don't you go to jail if they don't dog

0:45:21.760 --> 0:45:23.680
<v Speaker 1>paddle and they die and they fall to the bottom

0:45:23.680 --> 0:45:25.919
<v Speaker 1>of the pools and that the instructors in the pool

0:45:26.000 --> 0:45:31.239
<v Speaker 1>with them say, and I think that's child abuse. That yeah, no,

0:45:31.400 --> 0:45:34.279
<v Speaker 1>but there's I do believe in the secret swim method,

0:45:34.360 --> 0:45:37.520
<v Speaker 1>though I do will normally it's with my quarterbacks, but

0:45:37.680 --> 0:45:40.880
<v Speaker 1>you know, kids, why not? Sure? I do say with

0:45:41.120 --> 0:45:44.480
<v Speaker 1>with regards to that, I wish I learned another language

0:45:44.560 --> 0:45:47.279
<v Speaker 1>or two at a younger age, like I wish I

0:45:47.400 --> 0:45:49.600
<v Speaker 1>was taught that as yeah. Yeah, yeah, we we had

0:45:49.680 --> 0:45:51.839
<v Speaker 1>that a few few weeks or a month ago whatever.

0:45:51.920 --> 0:45:54.120
<v Speaker 1>It was, like that's the number one complain people from

0:45:54.120 --> 0:45:57.560
<v Speaker 1>their education wish they had learned another language, last one

0:45:57.719 --> 0:46:02.120
<v Speaker 1>when it comes to our hell four intend people lie

0:46:02.160 --> 0:46:07.880
<v Speaker 1>about this their weight, their weight, alright, No, that they

0:46:08.080 --> 0:46:11.040
<v Speaker 1>flost their teeth. Oh you go the dentist like, hey,

0:46:11.080 --> 0:46:13.560
<v Speaker 1>what's going on? And all that we've lost our teeth.

0:46:13.640 --> 0:46:15.759
<v Speaker 1>We got the we got the denyl floss in the

0:46:15.840 --> 0:46:18.359
<v Speaker 1>car now. I love those man. I am. I am

0:46:18.440 --> 0:46:22.040
<v Speaker 1>an expert flosser. I am. That is my special skill.

0:46:22.120 --> 0:46:25.400
<v Speaker 1>I am the Lebron James of flossy. I am. My

0:46:25.520 --> 0:46:29.320
<v Speaker 1>wife hates it though, because she has apple phenia and

0:46:29.760 --> 0:46:33.799
<v Speaker 1>she cannot stand the noise that I I make. There

0:46:33.920 --> 0:46:36.880
<v Speaker 1>A noys her very much. Um, and we're not it's

0:46:36.920 --> 0:46:40.080
<v Speaker 1>not that's not applephenia. What is that? I'm miss aphonia.

0:46:40.400 --> 0:46:45.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm so I screwed up my illnesses. Guests, yea, she

0:46:45.960 --> 0:46:48.520
<v Speaker 1>has a problem with your hygiene. You flostic as a

0:46:48.560 --> 0:46:51.040
<v Speaker 1>problem miss aphonia. You know what miss aphonia is, right.

0:46:51.080 --> 0:46:54.600
<v Speaker 1>It's a disorder where you certain sounds trigger an emotional

0:46:54.760 --> 0:46:58.640
<v Speaker 1>or psychological response and literally drives the person crazy. But

0:46:58.920 --> 0:47:02.200
<v Speaker 1>me eating drives her crazy. The way I eat, the

0:47:02.239 --> 0:47:06.640
<v Speaker 1>way I chew my food cannot stand, cannot stand so

0:47:08.360 --> 0:47:10.600
<v Speaker 1>so often when we're having a meal, together, I'll say,

0:47:10.680 --> 0:47:12.439
<v Speaker 1>would you like me to go into the other room

0:47:13.160 --> 0:47:19.000
<v Speaker 1>and and eat? And she's she's brought props like ear plugs,

0:47:19.239 --> 0:47:22.840
<v Speaker 1>and that a little dramatic. That's what I get upset

0:47:22.880 --> 0:47:24.560
<v Speaker 1>by that. That does offend me. I don't usually get

0:47:24.560 --> 0:47:26.400
<v Speaker 1>offended by anything, but when you're having dinner with your

0:47:26.440 --> 0:47:29.520
<v Speaker 1>wife and she's putting ear plugs in, it does hit

0:47:29.600 --> 0:47:31.440
<v Speaker 1>you a little bit. It does hit you to put

0:47:31.440 --> 0:47:35.759
<v Speaker 1>the dunce cap on her dramatic. I know that's what

0:47:35.880 --> 0:47:38.640
<v Speaker 1>I thought too. You know, I don't usually complain, but

0:47:38.680 --> 0:47:40.520
<v Speaker 1>I gotta put my foot down on this one. That's

0:47:40.520 --> 0:47:43.120
<v Speaker 1>a little much. It's a little much, you know. I mean,

0:47:43.239 --> 0:47:46.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't need the props. Leave those for the radio.

0:47:46.880 --> 0:47:48.919
<v Speaker 1>All right, Very good, guest guy. We put the baby,

0:47:48.960 --> 0:47:51.279
<v Speaker 1>but we got another podcast tomorrow with the mail Bag

0:47:51.360 --> 0:47:54.400
<v Speaker 1>on Sunday, right, and I understand the numbers were pretty

0:47:54.400 --> 0:47:56.320
<v Speaker 1>good for last week, so we'll keep that going for

0:47:56.360 --> 0:47:58.480
<v Speaker 1>her until they numbers go down. Then we'll not do it. Yes,

0:48:00.600 --> 0:48:03.919
<v Speaker 1>all right, have a great day. Thank you. Remember Benny

0:48:04.080 --> 0:48:07.040
<v Speaker 1>versus the Penny. Get that in before the NFL kicks

0:48:07.040 --> 0:48:10.160
<v Speaker 1>off on Sunday, and it's on YouTube. You can find

0:48:10.200 --> 0:48:12.200
<v Speaker 1>a link on Twitter and Facebook and all that