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Speaker 1: takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with

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Speaker 1: Ben Maller starts right now, and the flag is up.

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Speaker 1: That's right. Wel come in the beginning of the Fifth

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Speaker 1: that right there, Because four hours are not enough. Eight

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Speaker 1: days a week, eight days a week. We are back

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Speaker 1: at it again, this the Saturday Podcast, and glad you

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Speaker 1: have chosen to hang out with us here on a Saturday.

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Speaker 1: And again we are joined for not for better, but

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Speaker 1: Mr Narcissist himself, David Gascon, who is right over there there,

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Speaker 1: He is right over there, picking a little hungover right

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Speaker 1: now after last night's debacle of Betty versus the Penny,

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Speaker 1: But no it was no debacle. It was professional marginal

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Speaker 1: handicapping on NFL games. Mark, you should never take the

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Speaker 1: wisdom of an overnight radio guy who moonlights on the YouTube.

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Speaker 1: Should never take that for you know, as the gospel.

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Speaker 1: But I will win money this weekend, guestcon I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do okay. I'm feeling pretty confident about the

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Speaker 1: card on Sunday in the NFL and UH. More importantly,

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Speaker 1: That's good and I'm comfortable and sad. I look forward

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Speaker 1: to your YouTube extravaganza this weekend. UH. And it's available

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Speaker 1: if you missed the live feed that was on Friday

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Speaker 1: night Slash the Witching Hour on the East Coast Saturday,

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Speaker 1: it is available all the way through the weekend. You

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Speaker 1: when I have a bad week. They like to hear

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Speaker 1: was or how right I was. Usually it's how wrong

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Speaker 1: I I was in picking games, and so um obviously

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Speaker 1: set the bar very low. I like setting the bar low.

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Speaker 1: But it's because you you, because you kind of in

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Speaker 1: every game and just saying like a couple of quick hitters,

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Speaker 1: this is my sick, twisted hobby. I like the handicap games,

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Speaker 1: That's the whole bit, right, betty versus a penny and

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Speaker 1: But that's that's who cares. That's irrelevant. The steaks. It's

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Speaker 1: actually waiting here for you. So yes, no, no, you've

425
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Speaker 1: actually voted the last six years. You didn't realize it,

426
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Speaker 1: but yeah, welcome back, all right? Pop? Quiz. Here we go,

427
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,320
Speaker 1: pop quiz. These are actual questions. Quiz questions We've found

428
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Speaker 1: various places around the globe, and here we go. Guests,

429
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:59,840
Speaker 1: we'll ask you. Men are much more likely to do

430
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Speaker 1: the US at work compared to women. What is it? Masturbate,

431
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:13,040
Speaker 1: speak for yourself, pull a prank, Pull a prank, guest, gun,

432
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:16,040
Speaker 1: that's good. Do you ever pull a prank at work? Yeah? Right,

433
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:18,240
Speaker 1: we were guys. That's what we do. They can't really

434
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,119
Speaker 1: do it easy. Like in the old days in radio.

435
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we used to do so much crap

436
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:26,720
Speaker 1: that we can't do now because of HR and everyone's

437
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 1: triggered by everything else. Oh man, back in the old days,

438
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:32,280
Speaker 1: we had so much fun. The fact that you guys

439
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 1: got triggered on how I parked was the intent, And

440
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,639
Speaker 1: you guys just got so bad, like you and Coop,

441
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:41,000
Speaker 1: Like Cooper is like, I can't believe it. He just

442
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:43,280
Speaker 1: he just takes up multiple parking spots and I can't

443
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,120
Speaker 1: park in my normal spots, so I have to walk

444
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:46,879
Speaker 1: five feet further than I had used to before. And

445
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:49,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, that's the problem for you. Man, you

446
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,119
Speaker 1: were full of ship. Let me tell you something right now, no, no,

447
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:55,040
Speaker 1: that isn't. After the fact, much like when the Clippers lost,

448
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:57,320
Speaker 1: people said it was because of chemistry. After the fact,

449
00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:01,080
Speaker 1: you parked in a fucked up at her. I called

450
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:02,720
Speaker 1: you on it, and then you said, all right, I'll

451
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 1: turn this into a bit. I'll make this into a bit.

452
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 1: That was not the intention. That was not your intention

453
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Speaker 1: of the bit, and I can prove that. And here's

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00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 1: my evidence. All right, you party that was on the

455
00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:14,680
Speaker 1: other side. And after you parked on the other side

456
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Speaker 1: of the garage from where I I parked back when

457
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,720
Speaker 1: I used to go in, back in the really bad

458
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,680
Speaker 1: days when I had to go into work. And uh,

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00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 1: and so you you parked on the other side of

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Speaker 1: the garage at the I Heart Media building there, and

461
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:28,879
Speaker 1: then after that you started parking in my space and

462
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:33,320
Speaker 1: you started parking really outrageously on purpose, but that was

463
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:35,879
Speaker 1: to cover up the fact that you you were a

464
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 1: bad parker. So you said, well, I'm really gonna do

465
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,719
Speaker 1: it terribly every time. I have a camera in the

466
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Speaker 1: back of my car so I can see exactly why

467
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,000
Speaker 1: do you use it? How about that? Why don't you

468
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,400
Speaker 1: use it? Then I do use that you were lazy,

469
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 1: You were in a hurry. You probably went out to

470
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Speaker 1: get some protein or whatever else. You west to the

471
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 1: four oh five people eat and you were rushing back

472
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 1: and you had to get in, and you're like, all right,

473
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Speaker 1: there's park. I'm good. No one's here. It's you know,

474
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Speaker 1: midnight or whatever. I'll get out of here. Yeah, there's

475
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 1: nothing with me and lazy that go hand in hand.

476
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,679
Speaker 1: So I kind of resent that comment. But no, it

477
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 1: was all a prank and you guys just get so

478
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:11,879
Speaker 1: triggered by it it's it's laughable. But whatever. Again, Again,

479
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:15,239
Speaker 1: that is a lot and I don't know about you know,

480
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:19,400
Speaker 1: being against the laziness. I mean, one of your nicknames

481
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 1: is David tapped out gascon because you often will give up, surrender, no, no, alright,

482
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,640
Speaker 1: moving on. Every year, close to three thousand of our

483
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:34,840
Speaker 1: brothers and sisters in America end up in the e

484
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Speaker 1: R after eating this. Oh um, Now, this is an

485
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Speaker 1: injury that I have had. Guess that I have suffered

486
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:56,720
Speaker 1: the injury from this situation. Job Ricker, No pizza? What

487
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Speaker 1: hot pizza? Now I didn't end up in the yard,

488
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,800
Speaker 1: but I did have a lisp. Yeah. The Rams game

489
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 1: from last year when they denied your credits yes, that's right. Yes,

490
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:10,680
Speaker 1: you're right. That was the Rams Bucks Jamis Winston versus

491
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Speaker 1: Jared go Off at the Colisseum. They didn't allow me in,

492
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,720
Speaker 1: So I made a pizza and watched the Rams game

493
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 1: on TV and thought, what a loser I am because

494
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 1: I couldn't get into the game and I have a

495
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 1: you know, national platform, and they wouldn't let me in,

496
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 1: but they let the local yokels in anyway. So I'm

497
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 1: I'm bitching about how I'm terrible. I'm eating the pizza,

498
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:31,679
Speaker 1: and the pizza was so good, it looked so amazing.

499
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 1: I couldn't wait until it cooled off. I had to

500
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Speaker 1: eat it, and I burned my tongue in the roof

501
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 1: of my mouth, and I I sounded like Lou Holtz

502
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 1: for three or four days after that. Now, now the

503
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Speaker 1: question is if you sound like Lou Holtz? Did Mountains

504
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Speaker 1: South or did mount Saka Saddleback College? It's get your

505
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:55,160
Speaker 1: juko's right, man, It's about you're gonna go Palamar next.

506
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? Did settle Back College? Just

507
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Speaker 1: a value after that? No, come on, I'm a keynote

508
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 1: speaker at the next big event there they have, which

509
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 1: will be in three I think anyway. A recent survey

510
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 1: says fifty of Americans find people who have this trait attractive.

511
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 1: What is it? Left handed? That's it, penny pinching, being

512
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:26,919
Speaker 1: a tight wade, being frugal. You are frugalfty, you are

513
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 1: very fucking frugal. Wells. People find that attractive. People find

514
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:37,399
Speaker 1: that attractive attractive. Yeah, she she likes I let her

515
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 1: spend the money, and I don't spend the money. So

516
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 1: it's fine. It works out. Robin Peter to pay Paul.

517
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,160
Speaker 1: That's exactly what it is. It's coming from the same

518
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 1: bank account. I'm getting the You know, I opened the

519
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 1: door every day there's a new box from Amazon. You

520
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:54,440
Speaker 1: know what's in the box. What's in the box? Yes,

521
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 1: some kind of potion. Yeah, she's a hippie, so some

522
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 1: kind of potion or vitamins that are gonna cure you

523
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 1: of your problems and all that. Yeah, alright. This famous duo,

524
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 1: well known in American culture, became best friends because they

525
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,440
Speaker 1: were the two slowest out of shape kids in their

526
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 1: gym class. Abbott and Costello, No Ben and Jerry. Ben

527
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 1: and Jerry the ice cream Maven's It's good. What are

528
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Speaker 1: they from? Vermont, Is that right? I don't know. Maybe

529
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,200
Speaker 1: I haven't had either Vermont or New Hampshire. It's Vermont

530
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Speaker 1: or New Hampshire, one of those two. I think it's

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Speaker 1: ver Month. Oh you're Ben and Jerry's ice cream fans. No,

532
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,639
Speaker 1: but no, you know I like that. Yeah, they're from Vermont.

533
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 1: I haven't had and I haven't had ice cream in

534
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 1: a long time. I can't have dairy right now anyway,

535
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 1: So what do you lactose and tolerant? No, the the

536
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 1: medication that I'm on from my fucking busted air, I

537
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 1: can't have any dairy otherwise I'm throwing up no dairy

538
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 1: at all with like no cheese, no cheese. Found it

539
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 1: out the hard way. I had some enchiladas a few

540
00:28:55,560 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 1: days ago. What happened when you ate the cheese? You

541
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 1: this is good? Now you're like me when I eat

542
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 1: a fat Well, no hope, but you welcome to my world.

543
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 1: So you know what this is. I don't really believe

544
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 1: in karma that much, but this is karma? How is this?

545
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 1: Because you put it on in the university. We're goofing

546
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 1: on me because now you know I've shipped my pants

547
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 1: multiple times and all that. So the law of karma,

548
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 1: cause and effect, action and reaction right. Any action performed

549
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 1: produces an equal and opposite reaction which directly influences your life.

550
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 1: You said mean things about me, and now it is

551
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:33,600
Speaker 1: slapping you back in the puke in your toilet because

552
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 1: of the things you said. There you go take that

553
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 1: makes a good comedy for it. Pretty Much everything I

554
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,320
Speaker 1: eat has cheese in it, though, so I don't know.

555
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can handle that. Man, that's

556
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 1: a tough one. What do you what are you dipping

557
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 1: the bull testicles in? Are you doing barbecue sauce? You're

558
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 1: doing terry hockey sauce? What do you again? As I've

559
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 1: said earlier, gotta cut it thin. You gotta bread it

560
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: a lot of breading. I'm gonna make that thing like

561
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 1: a you know, those little doughnut balls you get. I'm

562
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 1: gonna at the the donut shop. I'm gonna make it

563
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 1: like that. Uh. And then I'll I'm thinking barbecue, possibly

564
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 1: a honey mustard. One of the listeners said, honey mustard. Um.

565
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 1: And then you know, just quick, one bite, swallow, done out.

566
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: What if you like it? But there's no chance of that.

567
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: There's no chance of that. That's not gonna happen. But

568
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 1: I'll get you some if you want to know. You've

569
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 1: eaten bull balls before, so you can be good on that. No,

570
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 1: I have not, never will. All right. Women are five

571
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 1: times more likely to do this particular thing online compared

572
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 1: to men. Date. Uh no, like something on Facebook? Oh yeah, yeah,

573
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 1: I gotta imagine. Women spend more time on Facebook than men.

574
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm on there. We have the show page.

575
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 1: I'm on there a lot I have on our own page,

576
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 1: but I'm never really on there. I just I check

577
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:07,720
Speaker 1: in to see if my family members are alive and

578
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: my cousin you know, my cousins and my relatives and

579
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 1: my friends that I used to work with in radio.

580
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 1: What the hell they're doing? So that kind of stuff,

581
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 1: all right. Instagram is way different though. Like Instagram that

582
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 1: is just that is littered with booty bumping like there's yeah,

583
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:26,800
Speaker 1: that's all that is. That's all that is unbelievable. How

584
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 1: can I stand up on my tippy toes so my

585
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 1: asses in the air everywhere, and I'll make money? God

586
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 1: love them. These women have found a way to make money.

587
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 1: They make a lot of money, right, They're not living

588
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 1: paycheck to paycheck. They're they're doing good. Yeah they're. There

589
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 1: are women that are half our age that are traveling

590
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 1: the world on someone else's dime and it's just for

591
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: a stupid fucking Instagram video. Yeah it's it's great. I mean,

592
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 1: it's really the less it is. You can either work

593
00:31:56,120 --> 00:32:00,080
Speaker 1: hard and show ambition and hard work and dedication and

594
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 1: get get a good education and make it in Wall

595
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:07,320
Speaker 1: Street or some other big business. Or you can just

596
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: go on a stair climber and do squats and work

597
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 1: your your ass over and then you become a booty

598
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:15,880
Speaker 1: model and you're good. The end result is the same financially, right, Yeah,

599
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 1: that's true that the end result is the same alright.

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00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 1: In nineteen eighty nine, US News and World Report called

601
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 1: this vehicle this new vehicle feature and unnecessary future frill.

602
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 1: Air conditioning. No, no air conditioning been around since before.

603
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 1: Cup holders? Who needs a coup hold? I do? I

604
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 1: like the couple in your car. Do you have a

605
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 1: cup holder that's inside of a cup holder, like the

606
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 1: rubber ones that are circular so it grips the cup?

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00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 1: Uh we think here, I do not think I have

608
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 1: that feature. I do not I have had cars in

609
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 1: the past that have had that, but the car that

610
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 1: I have currently does not. You're big fan of the

611
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 1: cup holder? Guess well, I just you know, you know,

612
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 1: because the drinks that we get some times are a

613
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 1: little bigger than that the smaller ones. And so if

614
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 1: you're making a turn the thing, if you're not like

615
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 1: the form fitting cup holders, they tend to you know,

616
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: tip over and fall out. So, yeah, that's true. They're

617
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 1: not big enough because I get I like a big

618
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 1: beverage and they're usually not big enough. All right. A

619
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Speaker 1: new survey, I'm a size queen when it comes to

620
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 1: cup holders. A new survey asked people what they miss

621
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 1: most about being in an office. Now, seeing co workers

622
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 1: was number one, But I thought the most interesting answer

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Speaker 1: and the most telling answer was number five. So what

624
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 1: do you think Number five? Was? Um? The thing that

625
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 1: people miss most about being in an office being away

626
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:51,960
Speaker 1: from their spouse. No, leaving early, leaving early. I can't

627
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 1: leave early if you're at home. You're already at home.

628
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 1: Where are you gonna go? You're at home. I can't

629
00:33:56,280 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 1: do that here though, not with what we do. Tom

630
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 1: Looney did one of the great nights in radio, the

631
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Speaker 1: night the Boston It was a sad night because the

632
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 1: Boston Marathon bombing had taken place, and there was a

633
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,280
Speaker 1: wild goose chase to try to get the two idiots,

634
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:16,840
Speaker 1: the two losers, the scumbags that that planted the pressure

635
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 1: cooker bomb at the end of the Boston Marathon. So

636
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 1: they're doing this man hunt. Boston is shut down, which

637
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,359
Speaker 1: at that time, the idea to shut down a city

638
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 1: seemed amazing. Now every city has been shut down this year,

639
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 1: but at the time was wild. So I'm on the

640
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 1: air filling in for JT because JT had the show

641
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 1: during the week, so I'm doing the show with Looney. Looney.

642
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,399
Speaker 1: Of course, hey, I get to leave early. Ben's here,

643
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 1: so he checked out after maybe in a couple of

644
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 1: hours of the four hours show. So I'm on my

645
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 1: own there. Looney has gone. He taped out left and

646
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:48,360
Speaker 1: he recorded his updates as the Boston You know, we

647
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 1: were giving updates on the Boston Marathon bombing and what

648
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,880
Speaker 1: was going on, and you know, police there's a man

649
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 1: hunt trying to find these guys. Well, about twenty minutes

650
00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 1: after Looney left, breaking news, you know, they've found the guy.

651
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 1: There was a shootout you know, the whole thing. So

652
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 1: and Looney's home sleeping and uh yeah, there you go.

653
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 1: I still bust his balls about that from time to time.

654
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:18,400
Speaker 1: All Right, seventeen percent of new teen drivers say this

655
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 1: causes the most anxiety behind the wheel. What is getting

656
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 1: on the freeway. I thought that would be the case,

657
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,400
Speaker 1: and that certainly makes sense, but that's not the answer.

658
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 1: That's why this is. This is interesting going through the

659
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 1: drive through. M Yeah, you know, I got hit by

660
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: a teen driver in the drive thru at the McDonald's

661
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 1: on I think it was on Highland or and he

662
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 1: was on the Brea. When I lived in Hollywood. I

663
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:48,320
Speaker 1: was at a McDonald's at like two in the morning

664
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,359
Speaker 1: getting some food because I was a big fat guy

665
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 1: eating some food at two in the morning. And I'm

666
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 1: driving in the drive through lane and this kid, you know,

667
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 1: there's two windows, right, so I'm hanging and then the

668
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:04,320
Speaker 1: next window up where he's at is the the window

669
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:06,440
Speaker 1: to take up the food, to pick up the food.

670
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,359
Speaker 1: So I'm paying for the order, and then I pay

671
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 1: for my food and I hear Paul he had backed

672
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:17,279
Speaker 1: into my car because I guess that he went to

673
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 1: the window to pick up the food, and I guess

674
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 1: his credit card didn't work, so he had to back

675
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 1: up to pay, but he didn't look behind him, and

676
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:28,279
Speaker 1: he smashed into my car, rendered me um in the

677
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 1: fast food drive lane at McDonald's at two in the

678
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 1: morning in in Hollywood. Good times. Fuck him. Still pissed

679
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 1: about that. And it was one of those things too,

680
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 1: where that he didn't look that bad. It just looked like,

681
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 1: you know, it was a mine or whatever. But then

682
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 1: there was all this internal damage, which piste me off alright.

683
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,959
Speaker 1: According to a new survey fifties, six percent of people

684
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 1: wouldn't date someone if they were bad at this sex. Well,

685
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 1: how the hell do you know though, until you start

686
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 1: hooking up. I'm talking about even before um, bad at

687
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:13,239
Speaker 1: bad at kissing or is that the same thing? Is

688
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:16,240
Speaker 1: that too? I think it's in the same genre. Bad

689
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 1: at gaston wait for it, wait for it, bad at driving.

690
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:23,840
Speaker 1: So that's bad for you a guest, gun parking, drivings

691
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:26,799
Speaker 1: all the same. Yeah, I've I've never I've never had

692
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 1: a woman that I've dated compliment me on my driving.

693
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,840
Speaker 1: I can't imagine one, but they've all been vocal about

694
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 1: the way that I drive. I'm trying to yourself, guest. Guess,

695
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 1: I don't know why, Oh, though I did. Is there

696
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 1: a long list, guestcon can we contact with these people?

697
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a long list. I think it's

698
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 1: a short list. You know, they'll all deny it ever happened.

699
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 1: All those women will deny it ever happened. Of all

700
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,800
Speaker 1: the things, though, I did have one girlfriend for birthday present,

701
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 1: she actually bought me a driving experience at Fontana Motor Speedway.

702
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 1: Like Riant was able to drive in a dock car

703
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,799
Speaker 1: and take lots, so it's kind of cool. So she's like, yeah,

704
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 1: you can finally drive your your speed and so you

705
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 1: have to follow a lot of a lot of sight.

706
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 1: But I did do that. Scariest thing, Ben is before

707
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: you get in that car, you have to sign this

708
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 1: huge waiver like liability and waiver release, and it says

709
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:19,239
Speaker 1: that can you damage this car and you're spending like

710
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:22,399
Speaker 1: thirty or forty thou dollars on repairs? And she thought,

711
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna drive a little bit slower

712
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 1: compared to what I used to. So yeah, all right,

713
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:32,359
Speaker 1: a couple more and what do we have here? Oh

714
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 1: this is interesting. This actually relates to the last thing

715
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:39,760
Speaker 1: we talked about, on average, about thirteen thousand hands touch

716
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 1: one of these a month. What is it? Thirteen thousands? Yeah,

717
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 1: that's a lot of hands, guest, can uh, I mean

718
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 1: we're it can't be a door knob all right, Oh

719
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 1: that makes sense. A doorknob, but a busy building. No,

720
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:06,359
Speaker 1: you want the answer elevator button? No? Mhm, A wait

721
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 1: for it, gas pump handle. Oh yeah, I might want

722
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,760
Speaker 1: to wear gloves next time you go to the gas station.

723
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 1: Thousand hands on average? Do you wash your hands after

724
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 1: you pump gas? I didn't before and before COVID, Now

725
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:29,880
Speaker 1: I do. Now I do. But I see people sometimes

726
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,360
Speaker 1: at the gas station who like fully mask up and

727
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 1: they've got gloves and the whole yeah thing. I'm like, Well,

728
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:39,359
Speaker 1: usually the gas pumps are are six ft apart, right,

729
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:42,319
Speaker 1: so you don't really need that. And the glove thing,

730
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:45,839
Speaker 1: I guess makes sense, but it seems like a little much,

731
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 1: just like the people driving around wearing the mask seems

732
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 1: like a little much. If your windows up, I think

733
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 1: you're good. Yeah, I will stay in defense of that.

734
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 1: There's times where I get out of a store and

735
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 1: my hands are full and I forget to take off

736
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 1: my mask while I drive. So you're meaning you're guilty

737
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: and there's probably photographic evidence of you driving around without mask. Yeah,

738
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:10,160
Speaker 1: no mask with math right with mask al right. According

739
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 1: to a new survey, fourteen percent of people say they

740
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:16,920
Speaker 1: would end a new relationship if they were not compatible

741
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 1: in this area. Uh, politics, No, I'm sure it's higher

742
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 1: than religious. No, people are on his religious there heathens.

743
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 1: Now the answer is food diet, food diet. Interesting. Have

744
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 1: you ever come across something you've dated that has been

745
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 1: on some kind of super food diet? Well when I

746
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 1: when I dated it was it was not a good experience.

747
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 1: But I did date a few women that were like

748
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 1: really into um, like the vegan type stuff, and that

749
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,800
Speaker 1: was like, that's just not a good situation for somebody

750
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:01,840
Speaker 1: like me. And and but I was you know, beggars

751
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 1: can't be choosers, guest get and I would put up

752
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 1: with it because you know, the options were limited, The

753
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 1: options were limited. New survey asked people to name the

754
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:13,399
Speaker 1: outdoor activities that make them feel like a kid again.

755
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 1: This was the number one answer. What is it? I

756
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:17,799
Speaker 1: think we might have had this one before. I wasn't

757
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:23,320
Speaker 1: say either going to the beach, or playing in the park. Fishing, Um, fishing.

758
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:25,880
Speaker 1: I never fished as a kid. Yeah, no, no, I

759
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 1: I guess a lot of people love to fish. They

760
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 1: live grow up your lakes and they're going out with

761
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:33,280
Speaker 1: your dad or their grandpa, their uncle or their answer,

762
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 1: their grandma or whatever. Fishing interesting. And a survey of

763
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 1: two thousand people, thirty four percent said that they have

764
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 1: done this. Walle at work? What is it? I'm god

765
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:51,800
Speaker 1: taking my answer from earlier. Um, looking at illegal websites, porn, porn, porno,

766
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:57,799
Speaker 1: that's the answer. Drink alcohol at work. Drink Tom Looney,

767
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:01,839
Speaker 1: we're talking about you again. I had a producer one

768
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:05,839
Speaker 1: time that was drunk that showed up and uh yeah,

769
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: and then he got upset because I said, you you

770
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,319
Speaker 1: shouldn't probably be doing that, you know, all your work,

771
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 1: and he got all upset and it's like, uh, I

772
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 1: started reading me the Riot Act and all that I've

773
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:21,839
Speaker 1: We've had producers and technical directors hammered out of their mind. Yes,

774
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 1: that is correct. I have worked with people when I

775
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:28,360
Speaker 1: did the weekend Overnight show that was a like a

776
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:31,799
Speaker 1: turnstile for board ops, and I had guys that were

777
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 1: usually it was the weed, but some of them were

778
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 1: the the alcohol that the glazed over eyes. Hell, there

779
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 1: have been guys that work on the radio, in the

780
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:44,760
Speaker 1: on air side that have been all schnockered and and working.

781
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:47,800
Speaker 1: I'm not well. I can't say I haven't done it

782
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 1: because I used to do remotes when I was doing

783
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 1: local radio and l A on the Ben and Dave Show,

784
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:53,880
Speaker 1: and we would go to bars and stuff, and so

785
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 1: you know, I went in Rome act like a Roman. Yeah,

786
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I do appreciate some of the

787
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,840
Speaker 1: old stories about baseball guys that would use whiskey to

788
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 1: tune up the pipes. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, those little

789
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,440
Speaker 1: base pull guests. Sure, yeah, I mean I never did that.

790
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever done that, like having

791
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 1: a shot of something before you've gone on air to

792
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 1: loosen up the pipes or just to make you feel

793
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,800
Speaker 1: a little bit more, you know what I have. I

794
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 1: don't do that, but my the wife gave me. These

795
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 1: are like kind of like um to me. They're smelling salts.

796
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 1: They're these senses, you know, these little things, these little

797
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 1: containers or whatever they like. I've one in front of me,

798
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 1: here is lemon, and and you it'll kind of wake

799
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 1: you up? Here? Hold? What else do I have? You

800
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,479
Speaker 1: should probably say this for any kind of YouTube videos

801
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:47,360
Speaker 1: that have lime. I have lime here, you're such a

802
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:51,719
Speaker 1: oh I'm smelling. See it's like free spirit. No, not

803
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,839
Speaker 1: really and just laying around. I use them sometimes. I've

804
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:56,359
Speaker 1: been really, I don't get a lot of sleep doing

805
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 1: these dumb podcast kiss count during the week, it's I

806
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 1: always fall asleep. I'm like a old man. On Friday nights,

807
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:04,799
Speaker 1: I fall asleep, and it's gonna be problematic because we're

808
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 1: doing Benny versus the Penny on Friday night. It's not

809
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:13,359
Speaker 1: not particularly great. Uh, I got two more quick ones.

810
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:15,799
Speaker 1: The average person learned how to do this at age eight?

811
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 1: What is it? Uh? At age eight? Um, I think

812
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,759
Speaker 1: it's too old. But ride a bike? Yeah it's too old.

813
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 1: Swim swim yeah, swim. How old are you when you

814
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 1: learned how to swim? Probably around that man. I I

815
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:38,920
Speaker 1: see these instructors now with kids teaching them how to swim,

816
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:42,439
Speaker 1: and I get fucking mortified. Ben, Like, my sister has

817
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 1: has three three little girls, and I'm your uncle, David,

818
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 1: I am, but Ben, she would throw these little babies

819
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:55,840
Speaker 1: in the pool like at one throw them in the

820
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:58,879
Speaker 1: pool and I would fight for their life. Well that's

821
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 1: not good, it's crazy. But they learned how to swim

822
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:05,880
Speaker 1: and then they they doggy paddle to the edge and

823
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 1: it's it's unbelievable. Well, yeah, I have heard that that

824
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 1: that is better to do it at a younger age,

825
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 1: even like they get them in there so they're not

826
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 1: afraid of the water and they're used to it and

827
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: stuff like that. So I see if they don't make it, though,

828
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 1: isn't don't you go to jail if they don't dog

829
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 1: paddle and they die and they fall to the bottom

830
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,919
Speaker 1: of the pools and that the instructors in the pool

831
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 1: with them say, and I think that's child abuse. That yeah, no,

832
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 1: but there's I do believe in the secret swim method,

833
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 1: though I do will normally it's with my quarterbacks, but

834
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:40,880
Speaker 1: you know, kids, why not? Sure? I do say with

835
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 1: with regards to that, I wish I learned another language

836
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 1: or two at a younger age, like I wish I

837
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 1: was taught that as yeah. Yeah, yeah, we we had

838
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:51,839
Speaker 1: that a few few weeks or a month ago whatever.

839
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:54,120
Speaker 1: It was, like that's the number one complain people from

840
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 1: their education wish they had learned another language, last one

841
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 1: when it comes to our hell four intend people lie

842
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 1: about this their weight, their weight, alright, No, that they

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Speaker 1: flost their teeth. Oh you go the dentist like, hey,

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Speaker 1: what's going on? And all that we've lost our teeth.

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Speaker 1: We got the we got the denyl floss in the

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Speaker 1: car now. I love those man. I am. I am

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Speaker 1: an expert flosser. I am. That is my special skill.

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Speaker 1: I am the Lebron James of flossy. I am. My

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Speaker 1: wife hates it though, because she has apple phenia and

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Speaker 1: she cannot stand the noise that I I make. There

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Speaker 1: A noys her very much. Um, and we're not it's

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Speaker 1: not that's not applephenia. What is that? I'm miss aphonia.

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Speaker 1: I'm so I screwed up my illnesses. Guests, yea, she

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Speaker 1: has a problem with your hygiene. You flostic as a

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Speaker 1: problem miss aphonia. You know what miss aphonia is, right.

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Speaker 1: It's a disorder where you certain sounds trigger an emotional

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Speaker 1: or psychological response and literally drives the person crazy. But

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Speaker 1: me eating drives her crazy. The way I eat, the

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Speaker 1: way I chew my food cannot stand, cannot stand so

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Speaker 1: so often when we're having a meal, together, I'll say,

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Speaker 1: would you like me to go into the other room

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Speaker 1: and and eat? And she's she's brought props like ear plugs,

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Speaker 1: and that a little dramatic. That's what I get upset

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Speaker 1: by that. That does offend me. I don't usually get

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Speaker 1: offended by anything, but when you're having dinner with your

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Speaker 1: wife and she's putting ear plugs in, it does hit

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Speaker 1: you a little bit. It does hit you to put

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Speaker 1: the dunce cap on her dramatic. I know that's what

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Speaker 1: I thought too. You know, I don't usually complain, but

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Speaker 1: I gotta put my foot down on this one. That's

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Speaker 1: a little much. It's a little much, you know. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't need the props. Leave those for the radio.

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Speaker 1: All right, Very good, guest guy. We put the baby,

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Speaker 1: but we got another podcast tomorrow with the mail Bag

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Speaker 1: on Sunday, right, and I understand the numbers were pretty

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Speaker 1: good for last week, so we'll keep that going for

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Speaker 1: her until they numbers go down. Then we'll not do it. Yes,

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Speaker 1: all right, have a great day. Thank you. Remember Benny

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Speaker 1: versus the Penny. Get that in before the NFL kicks

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Speaker 1: off on Sunday, and it's on YouTube. You can find

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Speaker 1: a link on Twitter and Facebook and all that