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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Is this the right number? It's a loser line.

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Speaker 3: Good by, Just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 3: the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 3: a guy approaches you while you're out at the club

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Speaker 3: and uses this charming pickup line on you. Hi, there,

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Speaker 3: young lass.

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Speaker 1: How about we go back to my place and role

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Speaker 1: play and I'll be a weary traveler and you can

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Speaker 1: be a frisky TSA agent who's into full body cavity.

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Speaker 2: Well late for you, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Well that's my metal hip there.

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Speaker 3: Whatever you do, try not to blow him off. Instead

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Speaker 3: tell him that you'd like to be his date to

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Speaker 3: Jello nat at the community center. People like Jello one

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Speaker 3: bowl of strawberry, two straws. And that's when you give

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Speaker 3: him the digits to the loser line. So hopefully he

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Speaker 3: leaves an awkward voicemail we can lay on the air

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Speaker 3: voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 4: Carols, this is me.

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Speaker 5: I just wanted to call you back and tell you

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Speaker 5: about the nutritional supplements I mentioned what I said they

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Speaker 5: would make you look and feel younger.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't saying you look old, you don't. I'm just

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Speaker 4: daying we got all use a little euthanizing. You know,

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Speaker 4: my mom even takes these and she's sixty four, but

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Speaker 4: she looks like thirty five. She looks hot. To be honest,

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Speaker 4: I mean not that I'm attracted to my mother or

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Speaker 4: anything like that, but objectively, she went from like a

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Speaker 4: A three to a Cincinnati eight. And you know, we

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Speaker 4: could do that same thing for you. Again, not that

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Speaker 4: you need it, but I would say you could use it.

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Speaker 3: Cincinnati eight.

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Speaker 2: That's like in LA four, isn't it the same as

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Speaker 2: A three? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: That's good to put a positive spin on how hot

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Speaker 3: your mom is though, no matter what, and always great.

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Speaker 5: To follow it up with I'm not attracted to my mom.

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Speaker 6: Yes, I mean when you have to say that, that

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Speaker 6: means a lot.

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Speaker 3: By the way, you totally don't need this, but you

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Speaker 3: could absolutely use it. So let's hey, if you don't

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Speaker 3: want to go out, message received, But did you fill

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Speaker 3: out the survey?

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Speaker 4: You know, but I emailed you, like, especially if you

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Speaker 4: want to just skip the first part and go right

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Speaker 4: to the physical context stuff, did you did you notice

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Speaker 4: that I grazed your elbow and was that a turn on?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 4: Would you recommend that I used that move in the

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Speaker 4: future with other women. So I'm nott the survey and

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Speaker 4: help me improve.

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Speaker 6: I actually want someone to fill out his survey.

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Speaker 1: I admire that guy.

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Speaker 3: He's trying so savage on the survey. There's a lot

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Speaker 3: of courage for a guy to call up a woman

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Speaker 3: and ask her to take his physical touch survey.

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Speaker 6: Oh, let us take his survey, will you? He has

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Speaker 6: agrees my elbow.

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Speaker 3: You gotta be graized first. Speaking of risk surveys, what

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Speaker 3: isn't everyone listening right now? Go on over to our

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Speaker 3: TikTok page and survey us physically.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna go with I don't want that.

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Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. I am bored of getting all tens

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Speaker 3: in our commons section. I'm hoping for an honest nine,

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Speaker 3: and I don't want to be labor the point. But

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Speaker 3: no matter what the thousands and thousands of commons say,

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Speaker 3: I'm not perfect. I could improve, maybe even someday get

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Speaker 3: to a Cleveland seventeen.

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Speaker 1: Oh never a guy would know that you're so self

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Speaker 1: awares you are perfect?

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Speaker 6: Going above ten.

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Speaker 2: Track of this rating system.

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Speaker 3: I'm saying a boy can dream. But yeah, I go

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Speaker 3: to our TikTok at Brook and Jeffrey. In the meantime,

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Speaker 3: we're gonna go back.

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Speaker 2: To the clips.

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Speaker 6: Hey, you may not remember me, but I'm my mom

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Speaker 6: was the one hitting on you the other night at

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Speaker 6: the Sizzler. And look, I know this is probably weird,

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Speaker 6: but I went into her phone and I got your

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Speaker 6: number because I just need to tell you do not

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Speaker 6: date her. Okay. I love my mom, She's great and

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Speaker 6: all that good stuff, but I'm in the process of

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Speaker 6: trying to hook her back up with my biological dad,

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Speaker 6: and I really just cannot have you getting in the

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Speaker 6: way at this point. They do belong together, and like

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Speaker 6: my dad says, he's confused sexually or whatever, but I

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Speaker 6: do not believe that's true at all. So, yeah, you

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Speaker 6: seem really nice and all that good stuff, but I

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Speaker 6: really just need you to back off.

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Speaker 3: The sad thing is Brooke is going to make that

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Speaker 3: exact called the Digital Jake in three months. Yeah, back

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Speaker 3: off of my mom. Yeah, I was talking about my

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Speaker 3: mom and dad. Are me to be together?

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Speaker 4: Dad?

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Speaker 3: Stop crying and kiss mom. Go show them your true love.

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Speaker 6: My dad does cry more than anybody else.

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Speaker 2: All right, stop, Look, I got a confession. Want to

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Speaker 2: take you out? Yeah, that's my obsession plan, then Chill

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Speaker 2: not Crazy Dinner. In the movie it's You're feeling lazy,

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Speaker 2: willn't it be fun? Oh yeah, you bet? Popcorn? And

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Speaker 2: last till I go in the debt friendly Bob, but

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Speaker 2: I'm shooting my shot. Say yes now, girl, Let's see

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Speaker 2: what we've got as ask baby, will you go wow?

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Speaker 1: Will you go wow?

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Speaker 2: Will you go?

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Speaker 1: Please?

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Speaker 4: Please date me?

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Speaker 2: Trouble girl whom.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So I am pretty wild as you will find out.

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Speaker 5: I want to buy his mixtape yeah.

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Speaker 3: With no notes for that. Listen a loser Line regularly

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Speaker 3: at this time every week, and make sure that you

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Speaker 3: subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel, where you

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Speaker 3: can listen to all of our content every loser line,

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Speaker 3: second dating phone tap right there, We're gonna do a

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Speaker 3: phone tap coming up right after

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Speaker 5: This Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,