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Speaker 1: Boys podcast. And concerned about your health, you've been coughing
Speaker 1: up a storm your It's like it's your lungs in
Speaker 1: your throat. What are you doing. I thought having bronchitis
Speaker 1: was the worst thing I could have. Like, having the
Speaker 1: bronchitis is terrible. But if you remember the viral video
Speaker 1: which we might have in the system of that woman,
Speaker 1: your viral the woman in the South who was talking
Speaker 1: about there was a fire, and she just law, no,
Speaker 1: I saw fire. I grabbed my shoes. I gotta right,
Speaker 1: And she's like, I've got any anybody got time for that?
Speaker 1: I got bronchitis. So now whatever I said, I tell
Speaker 1: somebody bronchitis, they they mimic. They got time for that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like the time. That's like every time I mentioned
Speaker 1: the fact that I saw a rainbow after a storm,
Speaker 1: people start doing the double rainbow. Yeah, viral videos have
Speaker 1: kind of ruined it. Look for just regular phrase, I
Speaker 1: just saw rainbow. It's it's just a rainbow. It's just
Speaker 1: it's just I got bronchitis. I got bron guides. Nobody
Speaker 1: got time for it. I got bron guides, nobody got
Speaker 1: time for it. Well, I have I have a theory
Speaker 1: about you. Later on, I want to talk to you
Speaker 1: about your bronch all right, but we'll get to that
Speaker 1: in a second. You know what, bronchitis. Is it's the
Speaker 1: clogging of the bronchial tubes. Something like that. Yeah, something
Speaker 1: like yeah, and and I was. I learned that it's
Speaker 1: not very good and it's it's hard to get rid
Speaker 1: of it is and antibiotics don't really fight it. You
Speaker 1: have to rest something you're not getting any of. Not
Speaker 1: getting a lot of rest, although I try to arrest
Speaker 1: in there, supposed to rest your voice to something you're
Speaker 1: not doing. I don't have the rest of my voice.
Speaker 1: I talk in my sleep. That's how much I talk.
Speaker 1: You're in trouble eternally, by the way, yesterday, and I'll
Speaker 1: get to it later as a rant. By the way,
Speaker 1: this is one of those rands I'm going to get to.
Speaker 1: I was yelling at a company yesterday, yelling, and I
Speaker 1: was so upset. I Grammar Police star as I was
Speaker 1: yelling you Grammar Police start. Yeah, all right, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: That's how upset I is. I go, you know what,
Speaker 1: not just for the record, Grammar Police Star. And I
Speaker 1: said that. Aside I get to that. I also want
Speaker 1: to point out that most of you got the joke
Speaker 1: last week in episode I'm just gonna lay out the
Speaker 1: bullet points, and I'm gonna tell you the joke. Last
Speaker 1: week we talked about a listener who gave us a
Speaker 1: review who said she loves our podcast but is annoyed
Speaker 1: because sometimes we tease things and then we don't ever
Speaker 1: get to them right right. So then I said, just
Speaker 1: for you, the Chinese the Chinese takeout, and then I
Speaker 1: didn't do it on purpose, and then people get a
Speaker 1: call back at the end saying for those of you
Speaker 1: who know, you know, and if you don't know, then
Speaker 1: you don't. And then so people tweeted and said, hey,
Speaker 1: you forgot the Chinese food rent because it went over
Speaker 1: everybody's heads. I think you, okay, I mean you totally
Speaker 1: do the math on that. That's why I did it, Okay.
Speaker 1: It was just to have a little fun with a listener.
Speaker 1: So I teased something. I feel like you guys, listen
Speaker 1: in order, so when you gotta when you listen to
Speaker 1: last episode, you didn't get it out whatever. There are
Speaker 1: some people that have been really bad, and these people
Speaker 1: are not listening in order, and I gotta tell you
Speaker 1: you're you're really killing us here. You gotta listen in order,
Speaker 1: all right, Also actually do what you need to bring
Speaker 1: the listen in Order. See if you've listened to Order,
Speaker 1: you've heard the listen in Order song at this point
Speaker 1: you have, But I mean, I think I think it's
Speaker 1: always an okay reminder. I have a couple of ideas
Speaker 1: for listening to Order songs. I'm gonna have to spring
Speaker 1: on the couple of My favorite is your Pearl jam one.
Speaker 1: Can we play listening to Order? If this is your
Speaker 1: first episode, let this be a lesson to you that
Speaker 1: this is the last time you will listen to this,
Speaker 1: and then the next thing you listen to is episode zero.
Speaker 1: Listen Order. You need to listen. People have been texting
Speaker 1: us this morning already Brodie, anticipating this episode number forty eight,
Speaker 1: and they've been texting Yeah, went ahead and I got
Speaker 1: him on the phone. Oh is this the person that
Speaker 1: texted A ten o one today? Well? This might be
Speaker 1: one star start up? I got two? Uh? Did you
Speaker 1: get startup? Start up? I got two phone calls? Who's
Speaker 1: this Mark? Mark? What What did you text us? Which
Speaker 1: one did you text us? Mark? I texted two times
Speaker 1: when I said start up, start up? Brook lynnon boys.
Speaker 1: Oh he was making a joke. I like that. Not
Speaker 1: a sponsor of the podcast should be brook lynnon is
Speaker 1: the natural film? What's going on? Mark? Not Mars fan?
Speaker 1: Just didn't work. You know. I worked for Triple A.
Speaker 1: So I'm just in a truck all day helping people out. Nice. Well,
Speaker 1: Triple My daughter got into a car accident week and
Speaker 1: a half ago, called Triple A not a sponsor, and
Speaker 1: they came, took our car that was damaged, towed it
Speaker 1: right back to our house. Uh. You know they got
Speaker 1: arranged for it to be told. Couldn't have been nicer,
Speaker 1: more efficient. Came quickly, big fan of the Triple A.
Speaker 1: Very nice discounts on travel. Not a sponsor? Am I right? Mark?
Speaker 1: Not a sponsor. It's just it's it's it's a good
Speaker 1: thing to have it. You know, it's always good to
Speaker 1: have a roadside provider. That's correct. So what's your day
Speaker 1: looking like? And what's your weekend looking like? Uh? My
Speaker 1: day is looking long. I've been at work since six am,
Speaker 1: so I go. I'm at work until about four or
Speaker 1: five mm six days a week lately. So this weekend, uh,
Speaker 1: I go to the race track around by my house.
Speaker 1: As we got a local race track, race track like
Speaker 1: car racetrack, a horse race or a dog race track. No,
Speaker 1: no car racetrack track aunt here, but I go to
Speaker 1: a car stock car. Where where are you when you
Speaker 1: stay down here? Where are you? Wall? Okay, okay, so
Speaker 1: not it's not English Town. It's not that one. Yeah, listen,
Speaker 1: you can't go to the you can't go to the
Speaker 1: beaches this this week because they're all bacteria infected. Yeah.
Speaker 1: All this Coney Island where I love the Okay, for
Speaker 1: those of you who don't know what, just google it.
Speaker 1: That won't tell them if you used condom. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a used can when you grew up in Coney Island
Speaker 1: has used condoms and then tampons on the beach and
Speaker 1: condoms floating in the water. And to make it sound
Speaker 1: fancy like when people say TARJ is a floating by
Speaker 1: a condom in the water. Well, hey, real quick, all
Speaker 1: our temporary visitors that come here in the summertime. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: the Bennies. Hey, I'm gonna ask you a question because
Speaker 1: I know this has happened, because I've heard it happen
Speaker 1: working for a triple A. Has anyone ever assumed or
Speaker 1: confused and thought you worked for all alcoholic Yeah? Because
Speaker 1: I once told somebody I was like, yeah, uh, so
Speaker 1: and so was in a car accident they called triple
Speaker 1: A and the like were they drunk driving? No, No,
Speaker 1: it's a A not not a a. So I just
Speaker 1: wondering if Thank you very much texting m this weekend?
Speaker 1: That uh a race? Wait park your fans English Town?
Speaker 1: That's that different one? Actually close that down? There's no Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want to break it to him, but doesn't
Speaker 1: still have the best commercial. They really do. Stuck with
Speaker 1: me all these years and I'll go out of the
Speaker 1: wall speedway. Is this mos to be like a squirrel?
Speaker 1: Is that a squirrel? Something? Who's done? That's annoying? Thank
Speaker 1: you for calling my mark, Thank you texting in and
Speaker 1: for listening all right, thank you, thank you, thank you
Speaker 1: for listening in order. Hi. Who's this. It's Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian.
Speaker 1: How are you doing? Brian? It's scary and brody Brooklyn boys,
Speaker 1: what's going on? I can't believe talking to you guys
Speaker 1: right now. I've been a huge fan. I've been listening
Speaker 1: to you guys. Not to make you feel old, but
Speaker 1: I've been listening to you guys since I was a kid.
Speaker 1: We appreciate new York. Are you in Harlem now? No, No,
Speaker 1: My life has taken me in many places. I'm actually
Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania now, that's where I live. But I work
Speaker 1: in Baltimore as a farfighter. That's where I'm at right now.
Speaker 1: You work in Baltimore is a firefighter? Crazy hours? Right?
Speaker 1: And then you drive home in Pennsylvania every day or
Speaker 1: only like when your week is up. Our schedules are
Speaker 1: you know, we do like a four on, four off
Speaker 1: type thing, so it's it's a little confusing, but I
Speaker 1: got I got times in between, so yeah, I need
Speaker 1: to commute. But on my fiance, I live for her
Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania here, and uh, that's why I love your podcast.
Speaker 1: On podcast listen to while I'm on the road, can't
Speaker 1: get any I love it. It can go longer, longer.
Speaker 1: Anybody says, well, you know what anybody says, Well, you
Speaker 1: know what, nobody says that anymore. But when we started,
Speaker 1: as someone said, you should keep it to fifteen minutes,
Speaker 1: people won't listen to. Yeah, you know, like fifteen minutes
Speaker 1: I started. Yo. Let me tell you. They brought in
Speaker 1: people that these these consultants man, and they were like
Speaker 1: research shows that people listen to only eight minutes, and
Speaker 1: then they shut it off fifteen the most. We're like,
Speaker 1: so I was scared as fuck dot podcast and I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: we can't go twenty minutes, man, thirty minutes. That's pushing it,
Speaker 1: that's like revolutionary. And then I listen to some of
Speaker 1: these podcasts on iTunes and on our radio and they're
Speaker 1: like eighty minutes long, a hundred twenty minutes, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: we've done. We've got to give it to that now,
Speaker 1: it's got to be longer. You guys, you guys have
Speaker 1: a great platform. It's good. I'm glad you guys are
Speaker 1: getting more airtime. Gut even get more time from the start,
Speaker 1: like we love the Brian, We love the Brian. Thank
Speaker 1: you Brian. Hey, real quick, how often do you bring
Speaker 1: crabs home to your fiance? Are you yeah? Are you
Speaker 1: so crab cake for your cupcake? What? What do you uh?
Speaker 1: What's your deal? Man? You said you you were texting
Speaker 1: in You're saying that you wanted more than one episode
Speaker 1: a week. You really think that we could do? Brody
Speaker 1: can't even get through a sentence without wheezing. My doctor
Speaker 1: told me I don't have a heart strong enough to
Speaker 1: do two episodes. Yeah, oh my god, Well when you
Speaker 1: get healthy, definitely two episodes of week Man. We want more.
Speaker 1: We can't get enough of you, guys. We appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Thank you for appreciated Thanks so much for calling man.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. Yeah, in order, guys. Okay, So, speaking of
Speaker 1: people who like our show, I mentioned this on the
Speaker 1: fifty minute Morning Show today, which I don't want you're
Speaker 1: listening to this, but it was a fifteen minute morning
Speaker 1: show also on I Heart Radio. Uh what says August
Speaker 1: on fifty minute Morning Show. I mentioned that On the
Speaker 1: eight episode, Um Scary and I got into a little
Speaker 1: argument about something, right, and there was six of us
Speaker 1: in the room maybe, and we started yelling at each other.
Speaker 1: But we got a little heated like we always do.
Speaker 1: And then Nate, who's one of the producers on the
Speaker 1: Elvis Rand Show, he's on the podcast, of course, he said, Oh,
Speaker 1: it's turning into the Brooken Boys podcast. You guys yelling
Speaker 1: at each other because it sounds like the Brooklyn he
Speaker 1: pointed it out, pointed out, So I'm not gonna single
Speaker 1: out anyone because we like, Oh, I'm not to single
Speaker 1: somebody out for something else. But go for it. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to mention her name, but a female listener,
Speaker 1: you're kinder than I today tweeted not loving the Elvis
Speaker 1: Durand Show fifteen minute morning show from today. All the
Speaker 1: yelling between at Scary Jones and at David Brody. So
Speaker 1: she's got the order wrongs already. I have a problem
Speaker 1: is why I don't listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast
Speaker 1: hashtag my head hurts now. So look, it's not for everyone,
Speaker 1: it really isn't. But everybody was yelling on that podcast.
Speaker 1: You can go back and listen to it. But it
Speaker 1: wasn't just us. We were just singled out right, So
Speaker 1: then in the mind of the listener it was just
Speaker 1: us yelling. But that's not true. I think episode yell
Speaker 1: it gets everybody. Now. I want to just say a
Speaker 1: special thank you to Rich Felts. Who's Who's at Rich Felts.
Speaker 1: I don't know how he got that on felt feltzer. Um,
Speaker 1: he said that's water, he wrote yes, he wrote right,
Speaker 1: he wrote back, he wrote back, Wait, there's yelling on
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys podcast. I just thought that was normal conversation,
Speaker 1: which is what we thought it was. Um. Then Erica
Speaker 1: Melly f baby, who, by the way, I think was
Speaker 1: first caller of the day last week on The Big Show.
Speaker 1: She was trying for months. She wrote, I love it.
Speaker 1: I can and do listen to them all every day.
Speaker 1: And then my favorite from Stephen Fury r TPG Furry
Speaker 1: or well it's our TPG Fury, but his name is Fury.
Speaker 1: I guess our TPG Fury wasn't available, He wrote back,
Speaker 1: pro tip, Colan, this goes out to everybody who might
Speaker 1: think that we yellow will out and it's a problem
Speaker 1: for you. Pro tip, turn the volume down and then
Speaker 1: it sounds like a whisper fight. There you go, And
Speaker 1: I like that it is a whisper fight and it's
Speaker 1: just a just a volume. Yeah, but I don't understand
Speaker 1: why I'm a little offended that she's not a fan.
Speaker 1: I mean, we could convert her, We can convert people
Speaker 1: like her. I just don't think what we do is
Speaker 1: necessarily yelling. I think we passionately debate. You know who
Speaker 1: else I don't think listens to this up to this podcast.
Speaker 1: Someone by the name of gen twirls on Instagram, and
Speaker 1: someone by the name of hold On just lost her name.
Speaker 1: It was right Chilly t seventeen. Oh we have enough.
Speaker 1: We have another ape seventy seven on our hands. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know if we're gonna go as far as
Speaker 1: so far as to use the words fu because of
Speaker 1: the context and what was the first one. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: Jen twirls on Instagram Jen t w I R L
Speaker 1: s and um uh huh I say ye c h
Speaker 1: I L y T seventeen on Instagram. Um, if you're
Speaker 1: listening to this today, August sixteen, we send out our
Speaker 1: our best to the family and we're thinking of you
Speaker 1: and you're in our prayers and thoughts to the family
Speaker 1: of Aretha Franklin who just passed away at the age
Speaker 1: of seventy six. And um, we put up a post
Speaker 1: on the Elvis durand Morning Show account on Instagram to
Speaker 1: pay our R S P E c T s to her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there you go, Bertie first to do the joke perfect
Speaker 1: never too soon. But that was actually in good that
Speaker 1: was in good of course, of course, in good faith
Speaker 1: or in yeah, we didn't mean bad by that, okay anyway,
Speaker 1: So Elvis Durrancho puts up a post on Instagram. It
Speaker 1: says breaking a Etha Franklin dead at seventy six, and
Speaker 1: we put a picture for Aretha up and that was
Speaker 1: just to let everybody know that she passed away. Well.
Speaker 1: Gen Twirls commented on the Elvis Durran Show, ouch I
Speaker 1: am oh at least right passes away dead at seventy
Speaker 1: six is a bit dramatic and nine people like her post.
Speaker 1: And then further down Chili seventeen Chili t seventeen writes,
Speaker 1: why do you right dead? That shows a big lack
Speaker 1: of respect. She made a pun and she didn't know it.
Speaker 1: Um it would be better to say passes or died,
Speaker 1: but not dead. Okay, I'm sorry, Brodie, Let's go to
Speaker 1: the grammark. This goes back to what I said last week. Right, Oh,
Speaker 1: he's he's living with halitosis, right living? You have haltosis? Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: let's call it what it is. You know what? First
Speaker 1: of all, and I got a new theme for people
Speaker 1: like this, hold on a okay thing the same way
Speaker 1: I said last week, Aretha Franklin is not looking down
Speaker 1: from heaven at our Instagram account for albums dur in
Speaker 1: the Morning Show going Oh, second of all, she's living
Speaker 1: with death. She died, she died, she dead and you
Speaker 1: know dies everyone, And guess what dead at seventy six means.
Speaker 1: It's past tense. She's dead. Dead said dead is not
Speaker 1: Why does dead have a connentation? You can't say people
Speaker 1: are dead. That's the D word. Brody, Oh ship, Hold
Speaker 1: on a second. It's snowing here in the studio. We
Speaker 1: got some fucking snow flakes on our hands. Side, And
Speaker 1: why would you say she's seventy six? No, no woman
Speaker 1: likes people or seventh decade, Brody, seventh decade technically eight decades,
Speaker 1: a decade minus a few years. I just number Polly Student.
Speaker 1: Fuck you you, fuck you you, fuck you, fuck you,
Speaker 1: thank you. Michael, come on, man, stop it, stop listen,
Speaker 1: gent Worlds, I'm just listen. I'm sure you're a big
Speaker 1: fan of the show. Elvis Demanchow, Chilly, I'm sure you
Speaker 1: are as well. But you gotta stop being comment Charles
Speaker 1: and stopped taking everything. So you know what, she's she's dead. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's what. We're not happy she's dead. We're just saying
Speaker 1: she's that she passed away. Okay, you listen in order
Speaker 1: to you know, I've said this before. Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: like if you make everything offensive, then nothing is offensive
Speaker 1: anymore because you're gonna get numb to it. We have
Speaker 1: people in this world. You, by the way, you can
Speaker 1: figure out on your own who you think I'm talking about,
Speaker 1: because that's who you think is it's it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: There are people in this world that actually insult other people.
Speaker 1: There are people in this world that actually say offensive
Speaker 1: and racist and hurtful and sexist, horrible things every day
Speaker 1: in public, on television, on social media. There are people
Speaker 1: in this world that are rude and crass. But if
Speaker 1: you like them, you go, oh, they're just speaking their
Speaker 1: minds as saying it like it is right. But when
Speaker 1: you're actually just trying to be normal and use normal words,
Speaker 1: you're getting offended by them for no reason. Because okay,
Speaker 1: so again, if you make everything offensive, then nothing's offensive.
Speaker 1: This is I mean, but it's a typical headline. It's offending.
Speaker 1: Rea Franklin's family is not on insta. She's not dead,
Speaker 1: she passed away. Listen, if you want to tell your
Speaker 1: nine year old girl that grandma passed away, that's your business, right,
Speaker 1: She's with Grandpa, whatever fantasy you want to believe, that's
Speaker 1: what you want to believe. Okay, But if I want
Speaker 1: to say, my grandmother is dead and is in the ground,
Speaker 1: and I don't believe in heaven. What I do or
Speaker 1: don't irrelevant. That's what I get to do. You don't
Speaker 1: get to tell me. You shouldn't say there's no heaven.
Speaker 1: There's heaven. No no no, no, no no no. I can
Speaker 1: say what I want, You can say what you on.
Speaker 1: That's the way it works. Aretha Franklin is no longer
Speaker 1: with us, and exactly is one of the greatest singers
Speaker 1: of all time, one of the most inspirational, most singers
Speaker 1: of today and yesterday and the day before to her,
Speaker 1: they sing because of her um and not only that,
Speaker 1: but they've been inspired by her and and their and
Speaker 1: their music. It's in their music. They look at the
Speaker 1: newspapers tomorrow, they're gonna say dead at seventy six. They're
Speaker 1: gonna say, uh, you know, if you want to say,
Speaker 1: left us too soon, Oh, she's in a better place.
Speaker 1: You get to do that. What's stopped being offended? Oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, by the listeners, the upset now that
Speaker 1: I'm yelling that she's gonna lower the volume enough already
Speaker 1: She's the Queen of Saul. She she really is. She
Speaker 1: was the queen. Now she's no longer living with soul,
Speaker 1: but she but she really can't. This is but no,
Speaker 1: this is what gets me upset. Now. This gets me
Speaker 1: angry because not that that comment garnered ten likes as
Speaker 1: of right now, and I can't believe people. It's just
Speaker 1: this is just the description of what happened dead at
Speaker 1: seventy six. Okay, did you see it's not it's not
Speaker 1: being crashed. I'll give another one. I'm not gonna mention
Speaker 1: names because I don't give up names. A friend of
Speaker 1: mine stole a video from his friend. His friend and
Speaker 1: you guys also on my Instagram at David Brodio. If
Speaker 1: he didn't, you should. We had terrible floods here last
Speaker 1: week on Saturday. Terrible right for me. I'm not complaining
Speaker 1: like poor me, but the the entire neighborhood I live
Speaker 1: on the backyards all got flooded, and the dirt when
Speaker 1: it was rolling down the hill, all the dirt went
Speaker 1: into my pool. I gotta vacuum my pool tomorrow. I'll
Speaker 1: pull me. I have a pool. That's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Everyone faces their own tragedy. So my friend Eric took
Speaker 1: a video his friend filmed he posted on his Instagram.
Speaker 1: I thought it was unbelievable, visually unbelievable, and I put
Speaker 1: it up on Instagram. It's an order deal a ship
Speaker 1: in New Jersey, which I've tried to buy cars there
Speaker 1: before and both times they tried to bait and switch me.
Speaker 1: That's how we go to Grand Prix. But we'll talk
Speaker 1: about that later. Yeah, not a deal of ship I
Speaker 1: would recommend, but that you do what you want if
Speaker 1: you want to go with. I'm not bad mouth. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna name whatever. A bunch of their cars are
Speaker 1: up on a hill that flooded, so like twelve of
Speaker 1: their cars came flying down the river and floating and
Speaker 1: it's unreal. It isn't unreal. If you see this video,
Speaker 1: we should be posted on boys right now. It's at
Speaker 1: David Rody and you go look at the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: on Instagram. So a couple of people like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: off cars, um, hey car, the deals are so good.
Speaker 1: They're just floating away, right, They're floating off the lot.
Speaker 1: People making little jokes. Well, Gandhi our new co host
Speaker 1: who you may have heard an episode thirty one of
Speaker 1: the Brooken Boys. You listen in order she starts September
Speaker 1: sevent on the Big Show. She's moving to New York,
Speaker 1: so she said. She posted something like, hey, can a
Speaker 1: girl who's about to move to the New York area
Speaker 1: get a discount on a car? Everybody laughed except one woman.
Speaker 1: Boy who a second, it's snow in the studio roading
Speaker 1: whether that side we have snow flicks? Again? What did
Speaker 1: she write? J's a snowflake of snowflakes. This is their
Speaker 1: business and they lost a lot of money. And I said,
Speaker 1: so I wrote back, and I said, first of all,
Speaker 1: I assume they have insurance, and I hope, I said,
Speaker 1: but I'm not making fun of the fact that lost cars.
Speaker 1: We're making fun of the cars got wet or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's then back there were people only a mile away
Speaker 1: who lost their property in their homes were down. It's
Speaker 1: not the focus. Nobody is talking about that we're talking about.
Speaker 1: Understand that from a discount we we say that a
Speaker 1: bait and switched dealership, which we were not fair that
Speaker 1: I'm not a fan of. I'm not disparaging them. You
Speaker 1: can go shop there. I didn't have good experience. Cars
Speaker 1: were crashing into cars in this video. They were like
Speaker 1: it was one car flipped over in the water. The
Speaker 1: water is just carrying the cars down the stream. You
Speaker 1: know what, it was funny, it was hilarious. I I
Speaker 1: didn't found it. I'm not, you know, the charity cause
Speaker 1: for kids. I was gonna put up eight seven seven
Speaker 1: calls for fish, but I didn't do that. So the
Speaker 1: woman said, I said, look, I understand that there might
Speaker 1: be a tsunami in Asia and five thousand people were
Speaker 1: killed tragically, but again it's not the focus. The focus
Speaker 1: is that these these these cars. It's an unbelievad And
Speaker 1: then people like, oh, look at the idiots on the bridge.
Speaker 1: That's funny. People like, oh, look, you're all making jokes
Speaker 1: about the cars, but there's always that one person. What
Speaker 1: about the tragedy, And like, you don't understand how in
Speaker 1: trench works there's a deductible. They don't have to pay deductible.
Speaker 1: There's seven million things going on in this world while
Speaker 1: you're focusing on one thing. But we're focusing on the
Speaker 1: one thing. We don't we we're not. That's not such
Speaker 1: a the conversation. I've said this before. If I if
Speaker 1: I walk in a rally, right, a cancer walk, that
Speaker 1: doesn't mean that I'm saying that there's that AIDS isn't
Speaker 1: a problem them. If I'm focused on those cars, it
Speaker 1: doesn't mean they don't care about people's homes being damaged.
Speaker 1: You can. You can care about two things but not
Speaker 1: mention them all in the one. Right. So this woman
Speaker 1: her day was like all she had to do all
Speaker 1: day was continuously post on my Instagram about how we
Speaker 1: shouldn't be joking about the cars and listen, I am
Speaker 1: not joking about the salespeople who might have who might
Speaker 1: not get bonus. Look, there's always a downside to everything.
Speaker 1: But the video was up. There were puns to be made,
Speaker 1: little car jokes, water jokes. Whatever. The dealership isn't reading
Speaker 1: my posts. People who are gonna buy cars there someday
Speaker 1: aren't reading the goot shop there. I happen to be
Speaker 1: a big fan of the type of Okay, it's a
Speaker 1: Dodge dealership. I'm gonna talk about Dodge in a minute.
Speaker 1: You know I love Dodge. You know I have Dodge Charger.
Speaker 1: I got a beef and a half with them this week.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about that. But the point is, snowflakes,
Speaker 1: all right. You could be a snowflake. No matter what
Speaker 1: you're what your belief is, somebody who you know can't
Speaker 1: take it. You know what s j W stands for
Speaker 1: Social Justice Warrior. Enough with the but what about how
Speaker 1: can you in a world that we live in now?
Speaker 1: How can you vocus? How could you talk that way?
Speaker 1: Why can't you be nicer? Why are you said? Why
Speaker 1: are you giving money to this charity when this other
Speaker 1: charity needs the money? Why are why are you saying
Speaker 1: it's National Children with one armed day and you're not
Speaker 1: saying it's gray haired ladies with a list to day?
Speaker 1: Don't you care? Yes, we do. Stop being so insensitive. Hey,
Speaker 1: by the way, at the end of the day, Aretha Franklin,
Speaker 1: God rest her soul, dead at seventy And by the way,
Speaker 1: you're gonna hear that on the news. You're gonna see
Speaker 1: it as headlines in newspapers tomorrow. If we walk up
Speaker 1: to our daughter, I can't so why can't we post
Speaker 1: it on on our instaguments. We have to draw the line.
Speaker 1: If you walk up to our daughter and go, hey,
Speaker 1: your mom dead, that's disrespect. If you walk up and go,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry your mom passed away? What a terrible loss, right,
Speaker 1: I get it. There's a difference on Instagram post that
Speaker 1: and it's an informational post. You know what. Don't go
Speaker 1: on Twitter and talk to her. That's my beef. Oh r,
Speaker 1: I p I miss you so much. She's not reading Twitter.
Speaker 1: You know why she's she's dead dead. Don't go on
Speaker 1: her Facebook page and tell her here comes up? Well,
Speaker 1: hold on, Milan Zama. Oh dad sounds so harsh. Maybe
Speaker 1: dies would have been a better word. Yeah, guys, doesn't
Speaker 1: isn't dead the past tense of dies or dying? Is
Speaker 1: this on the other strand? Una, go on, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get come on, go, get into a fight with some
Speaker 1: people right now. Yeah, A life and photos? What does it? Sat? No,
Speaker 1: go to the picture, the original picture we put up
Speaker 1: when we first broke the news yesterday, not today. She
Speaker 1: passed away today and now the descriptions has passed away
Speaker 1: at the age of sad when he six in Detroit.
Speaker 1: I know who did that? Did we know? No? Did
Speaker 1: we change it? Pink one, not the pink one. The
Speaker 1: original one is up there. The third post from the
Speaker 1: By the way, I feel like we stole that news.
Speaker 1: In the in the description, it says she has died
Speaker 1: at seventy six. No, Brody, she's not dead, all right,
Speaker 1: passes away? Oh yeah, I'm looking at I'm looking at
Speaker 1: uh Sacks. Zach dot r y Binks says she's dead.
Speaker 1: That's literally the phrase, they are dead. If you're attaching
Speaker 1: disrespect to it, that's on you. I'm gonna like that,
Speaker 1: so we like Zach Where I gotta find this he's
Speaker 1: right under gent Warls gent Worls. He's one of the
Speaker 1: most recent ones. When are they going to create a
Speaker 1: day when you can dislike a post on Instagram? Oh
Speaker 1: I can't wait for that, or even Facebook for that matter.
Speaker 1: Why can't we dislike stuff? You can get angry but
Speaker 1: you can't. No, no, no, everybody else is fine. Everybody
Speaker 1: else is fine. No, No, I want to I want
Speaker 1: to be able to have a dislike button. How about
Speaker 1: a heartbreak like you know, like like we're we're too
Speaker 1: heart to half hearts where the heart is like broken up.
Speaker 1: I'll take that. I'm gonna write. I'm gonna write to Chili.
Speaker 1: You do you? You do you? Dead means no longer living.
Speaker 1: By the way, if you're you know, if you're fans
Speaker 1: of the Brooken Boys podcast and you're hearing this if
Speaker 1: you go to that original post on Elvis d Ran show.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, feel free to you know, let gent twirls
Speaker 1: and chili and everybody else, uh you know, let him
Speaker 1: know what's up. I wrote, don't look for things to
Speaker 1: be upset about. Good. Now you're right back. I'm not
Speaker 1: listening anymore now, Brody Mac. I think we talked about
Speaker 1: this once on the show, and that is I'm really
Speaker 1: getting concerned for your health. I think it does a
Speaker 1: double rant. By the way we were both ranted. Was good.
Speaker 1: That was funny. I like that too. I brought that
Speaker 1: to the table and lower the volume. Um yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't mean to rant because I like to kind of
Speaker 1: keep it. I like to keep it even y. You're
Speaker 1: worried about my health too. And it's not not about
Speaker 1: you're screaming or you're yelling. It's it's the it's the
Speaker 1: bronc cat, it's the bronchitis. What if I'm the next
Speaker 1: episode I bring in a huge plate of vegetables. It's
Speaker 1: not the reason. Hold on. I seriously think and and
Speaker 1: and people who haven't heard this, okay, My theory is
Speaker 1: simply that you're you're you're nutrient deficient because you don't
Speaker 1: like vegetables. It's a known fact. You don't like eating.
Speaker 1: You don't, I don't needetables, right, And I feel like
Speaker 1: I feel like you might have been nursed to health
Speaker 1: quicker had you just decided to hold your nose and
Speaker 1: eat your broccoli, you wouldn't eat. You wouldn't eat like
Speaker 1: greens and spinach, things that are good for you. I'll
Speaker 1: eat to see a salad that whatever. That's not gonna work.
Speaker 1: All right, listen, well, I mean, first of all, but
Speaker 1: go on web MD. It doesn't say it will never
Speaker 1: give you. The doesn't say give bronchitis. The cure for
Speaker 1: bronchitis is vegetable, because it doesn't say the clause of
Speaker 1: bronchitis is a lack of web m D is supported
Speaker 1: by the medical big farms. Stop with that, George Sorrow,
Speaker 1: stop with the kid that consis. I'm not saying there's
Speaker 1: those such things as big farmer controlling web MD. I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to say that they promote medical devices and
Speaker 1: medical procedure web medica. No, I'm not saying it's that
Speaker 1: you know what you know, web m D told me
Speaker 1: I should do. Web MD said rest. They didn't prescribe
Speaker 1: anything to me. The only way to cure bronchitis is
Speaker 1: to rest. It doesn't say take vitamin D pills. It
Speaker 1: doesn't say to take a motra. I don't want to
Speaker 1: get into an argument with you. I'm just saying, what
Speaker 1: if we What if that's what we do brought in
Speaker 1: a plate of vegetables next week, and then I'm gonna
Speaker 1: cough and wheeze and choke and not the vomit, and
Speaker 1: then you wouldn't like just putter on? Okay, listen, I eat.
Speaker 1: We could batter and fry it. Do you ever? Do
Speaker 1: you like vegetable tempore? Okay, Japanese? What is the point
Speaker 1: of taking a vegetable for my health and battering it
Speaker 1: and frying it? What is the point of that? You
Speaker 1: can you still get your vegetable? Um, it's a culter
Speaker 1: walking by. Oh what's up? I don't I don't know
Speaker 1: who that is. But um, if you know who ann
Speaker 1: culter is, then you probably know. I just fake waved
Speaker 1: and smiled to her. Okay, well anyway, but anyway, you
Speaker 1: don't know what an culter is. I've heard the name.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, google her. Okay, anyway, is political figure.
Speaker 1: She is a not only is your political figure. I'm
Speaker 1: not giving any opinions. She is all the way to
Speaker 1: one side and often says things that the mirror heard.
Speaker 1: The words she strings together make her trend on Twitter.
Speaker 1: She's very reactionary. Okay, she just walked pets awesome. I
Speaker 1: don't care. I'm not I'm not im. You don't care,
Speaker 1: all right, but I will say that, Uh the if
Speaker 1: you have vegetables and you disguise them like a baby,
Speaker 1: you know, like you know when you kind of like babies, No,
Speaker 1: you grind up, you know, when you grind up like
Speaker 1: carrots and you put it in. Can you give me
Speaker 1: a vegetable juice? I won't drink it. I taste like
Speaker 1: what I don't like the taste of. But there's gotta
Speaker 1: be a way to get you commercials. So I'm glad
Speaker 1: it didn't drink of the eight that's my commercial. But
Speaker 1: they're fortified with vitamins and minerals. They're not going to
Speaker 1: prescribe you that on web md, but we know that
Speaker 1: you'll probably be a stronger, healthier person. I am healthy.
Speaker 1: I've been to two doctors three times. None of them
Speaker 1: said vegetables no. They all said I needed an inhaler,
Speaker 1: which I got. I needed an antibiotic, which I took.
Speaker 1: Neither one of them said that it's a vitamin problem.
Speaker 1: The bronchial tubes and the bronchia that filter your lungs,
Speaker 1: they're they're not They're not loading up with flegm and
Speaker 1: fluid because I'm not eating string beans. That's not correct. Now,
Speaker 1: No matter, I thought, no matter how you get them,
Speaker 1: as long as you get them, you could disguise them
Speaker 1: and cover them and stuff cover them in steak and
Speaker 1: spaghetti meatpoles. But if only but you but eat them. No,
Speaker 1: you don't have to eat them alone. I don't like vegeta.
Speaker 1: I thought I would have an intervention. I don't like
Speaker 1: listener's people who don't like things. You don't like things.
Speaker 1: But I size, well, you've been exercised. Have you have
Speaker 1: a trainer? Now? Very exciting. I'm like taking up speaking
Speaker 1: of not eating the best food as far as health wise.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about Taco bell uh. Last episode
Speaker 1: of two episodes ago. I told you about to drive
Speaker 1: through when Michael Rappitto was here, just to recap, even
Speaker 1: though I know you listen in order I go to
Speaker 1: a couple of Taco Bells on the regular, and I
Speaker 1: used on the on the regular. Yep. Although minus points
Speaker 1: to White Castle, I'm gonna give a little rant of
Speaker 1: white Castle in a minute, okay, because they're app sucks ass.
Speaker 1: Although I like white Castle, your wrapp sucks. Taco Bell
Speaker 1: change their app used to have an app very easy
Speaker 1: to customize what you wanted that coupons and specials and
Speaker 1: every very nicely laid out, all black background. And when
Speaker 1: you have done placing your order, you could hit a button,
Speaker 1: yeah all right. You could hit a button that said
Speaker 1: are you here? And I would hit yeah, and then
Speaker 1: started making it. You got to the drive through, boom,
Speaker 1: your food was ready now. As I said on episode
Speaker 1: forty six with Michael rap Report, when you hit the button,
Speaker 1: it says okay, great. When you check in at the microphone,
Speaker 1: it says, well, now start making your order now that
Speaker 1: you're here. So when you get online, the only thing
Speaker 1: it saves you is that if you take out like
Speaker 1: no pico, no salad cream, it's all already written in
Speaker 1: front of them. There's no there's not a lot of
Speaker 1: room for error. Usually, So in episode forty six, I
Speaker 1: told you this other my secondary taco bell, right, my
Speaker 1: first one. When you go there, they get the order right,
Speaker 1: and when I ask for a little cup of salsa,
Speaker 1: it's it's free. It's a little black ramick and it's
Speaker 1: like two ounces. I like to put a little salusa
Speaker 1: on my food. I don't like the little packages. Think
Speaker 1: a little salsa. It's free. My secondary taco bell. When
Speaker 1: I go to it the way home from work. Every
Speaker 1: time I go there, I go, I called my order,
Speaker 1: I go, it's David Mobile order, okay, Pad, I go.
Speaker 1: Can I just get a little black ramikin of salsas well?
Speaker 1: It's always free. It's never free. I said, you're gonna
Speaker 1: charge me cents for this thing. Nobody charges me for that.
Speaker 1: This place charges me every time. So the last time
Speaker 1: I was there, I went to the pickup window and
Speaker 1: the girl sayster Jasmine again, Fuck you Jasmine. She says, oh, um,
Speaker 1: can you pull up by the garbage pail and we'll
Speaker 1: bring you the food? Why I want I get easier
Speaker 1: for you? Right? And I told you two episodes ago.
Speaker 1: It was because they have a time window and if
Speaker 1: you pull up, you're not in the zone getting timed in.
Speaker 1: Clock resets so that time, Jasmine was really nice, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, and uh. I pulled up and
Speaker 1: and they got my order wrong, and I was really pissed,
Speaker 1: and I complained to everybody on episode. Well, I go back,
Speaker 1: it's today with Thursday. I go back on Friday. On
Speaker 1: my way home, I'm like, oh, it's the weekend. Get
Speaker 1: little Taco bell. I put in my order or everything's
Speaker 1: customized the way I like, no vegetables. And I get
Speaker 1: to the little window, I go David here mobile order
Speaker 1: and she says all right, said hey, um, can I
Speaker 1: get a little cup of sausa with that? So she's
Speaker 1: like in the packages no, I said that. That's why
Speaker 1: I used the word cop. Can I get a couple
Speaker 1: of little black little black cup? Yeah? Cents? Go come on, man,
Speaker 1: every other Taco bellt's free cents. Okay. So I I
Speaker 1: pull up again on the second car. I wait. I
Speaker 1: pull up to the window and and I give her
Speaker 1: the I give her a dollar and she charged me
Speaker 1: tax on it. So I get back a bunch of pennies.
Speaker 1: The whole thing twenty eight cents whatever came out to.
Speaker 1: I get my change. I'm sitting there, I'm waiting and uh,
Speaker 1: I turned my car off because I'm gonna be there
Speaker 1: a minute. You're a big car, used a lot of gas.
Speaker 1: Another girl, Erica, Erica says to me, um, while you're waiting,
Speaker 1: can you, um, can you pull up to the handicap
Speaker 1: spots and we'll bring you your food? Wait in a second,
Speaker 1: what if a handicapped person wants to go in the
Speaker 1: handicap I said, so, I said, first of all, I'm
Speaker 1: not handicaptain that's illegal. Second of all, no, oh, well,
Speaker 1: so we really appreciate if you put no no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no. You got me the last time to
Speaker 1: pull up. Your friend Jasmine asked me to pull up right,
Speaker 1: and you got my food wrong and I had to
Speaker 1: go all the way around again and win online again
Speaker 1: because you messed up my order. Second of all, and
Speaker 1: she looked at me, she goes, you're not gonna pull up,
Speaker 1: and her her shift manager comes over and she goes,
Speaker 1: is your problem? So I said, yeah, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: pull up. I'm staying here because that's the drive through.
Speaker 1: I want my food. Last time you I pulled up,
Speaker 1: I had to sit by garbage pill with flies. I said,
Speaker 1: you know what else had you given me the salsa
Speaker 1: for free. I would have pulled up, but you charged
Speaker 1: me twenty eight cents. So now I'm staying here. F
Speaker 1: you Erica, F you Taco Bell. So I saw, so
Speaker 1: I did, I DM Taco Bell, and I blow the
Speaker 1: lid off the whole thing. I exposed the scandal. They go,
Speaker 1: what were the dates? Here are the dates? And how
Speaker 1: much did you spend? We're terribly sorry. Thanks, thanks for
Speaker 1: bringing it to our attention. Dude, she's been pocketing that money.
Speaker 1: I don't know if she's pocketing. Absolutely, that's the biggest
Speaker 1: scam going if you're an employee. Yeah, every time you
Speaker 1: think of how many times that happened. But I reported
Speaker 1: the scam of pulling up to the fucking handicap spot.
Speaker 1: So wait, So I leave right and as I go
Speaker 1: to leave with my food, there's seven cars in the
Speaker 1: handicap spots lined up around the wall waiting for their food.
Speaker 1: So you should have taken pictures, and I did. I'll
Speaker 1: show you the pictures. I'm gonna say, I have pictures.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this, good, good I got. I don't
Speaker 1: let them get away with that. Hold on, look at
Speaker 1: his picture. Look at those cars waiting by the handicap stops. Awesome, dude.
Speaker 1: So Taco Bell on line says, we're gonna take care
Speaker 1: of you. Right, I got the envelope today. Do you're
Speaker 1: like undercovered blosh over here. I got the envelope today,
Speaker 1: six free items of anything I wanted Taco Bell. Then
Speaker 1: I called undercover hold on. So now I got the
Speaker 1: coupons right today. I'm gonna call their customer service number.
Speaker 1: We'll have no no idea that I went through their
Speaker 1: social media. I'm gonna call their customer service number, tell
Speaker 1: them the same story again about Erica and Jazz. What's
Speaker 1: that Jasmine? F you Erica? F you Jasmine, and have
Speaker 1: them send me something that's awesome. But Brody, this is
Speaker 1: pocketing that money. I'm dude, I didn't I know that scam?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we used to pull that in Brooklyn at
Speaker 1: this place I used to work. When I worked, there
Speaker 1: was no charge for certain things, but we would put
Speaker 1: this invisible charge on them and then we would just
Speaker 1: fucking take the money because it wasn't going in the
Speaker 1: register and it was free, so the company didn't care
Speaker 1: it was missing. Ah man, dude, they must make at
Speaker 1: least like fifteen dollars a day off of that well,
Speaker 1: because I think of how many times people ask for
Speaker 1: that little black silk, the little black things on when
Speaker 1: I when I used to work in fast food at
Speaker 1: the place and she said bad, you know which place? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So there were things on the ie on the menu
Speaker 1: like Motrell sticks when I worked there with three thirty
Speaker 1: and if I remember correctly, with tax with three give
Speaker 1: a take. Wait a second, so you're gonna talk about
Speaker 1: cheese on anything you please? So uh, people would come
Speaker 1: up and go, can I get you know, I've got
Speaker 1: told of Motrell sticks and you go sticks? They had
Speaker 1: the sticks. You're right on the ticket, and then you
Speaker 1: would open a drawing no, no sale and you would
Speaker 1: just put there if you're a crook, I was not
Speaker 1: a crook, but you could do that and then like
Speaker 1: you do it like seven times, do the math and
Speaker 1: take that much out and pocket it. But the cheese
Speaker 1: this place, right, you'd add cheese cents for a squirt
Speaker 1: on a sandwich. At that time I worked there, fifty
Speaker 1: cents was two squirts on the sandwich or on on
Speaker 1: on French fries or a cup. But but if like
Speaker 1: last minute, oh, can you put cheese on that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: fifty cents. That was what the are. If you give
Speaker 1: them ano the pump, it's like it's like, oh, pump,
Speaker 1: but you know what you only charge. You only charge
Speaker 1: the register for one pump, right, but you just three
Speaker 1: the add ons. You wouldn't ring it now. I rang
Speaker 1: and I as a manager, but people would do that,
Speaker 1: and then I'd see them and go, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: But that's said they would do it. You'll sign ups
Speaker 1: extra fifty cents sextra for the fitions, barr and then
Speaker 1: but maybe a while it's free, right, but they don't
Speaker 1: know that, so you're making money. That's so dude, that's
Speaker 1: an internal scam that needs to be busted. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: send there telling you that Taco Bell, mark my words,
Speaker 1: she's pocketing them. I think Erica and Jasmine are pocketing
Speaker 1: with one another, because I don't see I don't think
Speaker 1: that happens anywhere else. No other Taco Bell charges me.
Speaker 1: I don't know of any other one. Wait, there's one
Speaker 1: in western New Jersey that I used to go to
Speaker 1: charge me, but the one near my house, the one
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna give it out. I'm not gonna shout
Speaker 1: them because I want them to get in trouble for
Speaker 1: not charging me if it's a thing they never charged me. Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: here's your also, and they give it to me through
Speaker 1: the dough. They don't make me go by the garbage
Speaker 1: Palo Handicap spot. I'm telling you, I love Taco Bell,
Speaker 1: but this location will ruthe ru rue the day they
Speaker 1: messed with David Brody, pull up. Oh no, nay, next time,
Speaker 1: give me the salsa, and you would have avoided all
Speaker 1: this ship. That's the most expensive cents it's ever gonna happen. Erica, Erica,
Speaker 1: we give you the big chill. And when and when
Speaker 1: I said it to her, you could have played the
Speaker 1: debbie down to music Want Want, because when I said,
Speaker 1: I would have pulled up, but you charged me for
Speaker 1: the salsa, she looked like, oh fuck, because now now
Speaker 1: now you're over time on my order. Now do you
Speaker 1: just give me the salsa. I'll drive up, give me
Speaker 1: an extra MEXI melt nopeko. I'll drive whatever you want.
Speaker 1: Then you're a marked man. They must hate you when
Speaker 1: they they see you in the camera. Here comes that
Speaker 1: Gordita again. Yeah, you call me what you want, don't
Speaker 1: charge me. For extra ship. That's nothing. Come on salsa,
Speaker 1: it's a piece of tomato. And I'll lend some juice
Speaker 1: and on some whatever. Please. Well, um, so maybe you
Speaker 1: can help me with what happened um to me on
Speaker 1: the New York New Jersey Waterway ferry And and I
Speaker 1: don't know, I probably was in the wrong here. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go say right now, you're in the wrong.
Speaker 1: Let's move on. No, what you do you know? So
Speaker 1: this is all these white ferry boats that connect Manhattan
Speaker 1: to New Jersey. Yeah, there's the New York New Jersey
Speaker 1: Ferry Service. What I said, So, there's the South, there's
Speaker 1: I bought a ticket on my phone and it was
Speaker 1: for Hoboken. It was from it was from one part
Speaker 1: of one part of Jersey. How do I describe this
Speaker 1: to a national audience. Well, let's just say this. I wanted.
Speaker 1: I I did a ticket you okay, Brodie, all right,
Speaker 1: somebody get me a pepper. It was from Hoboken, between
Speaker 1: Hoboken South and Midtown New York. Okay, that's fine, okay.
Speaker 1: And then is this important to the story, Well, yes,
Speaker 1: all right, okay. And then I came home one day
Speaker 1: and I used the ticket on Midtown North. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: Midtown to Hoboken North. Okay, so the same basic distance
Speaker 1: but a little off. The distance between the distance between
Speaker 1: mid Midtown and Hoboken North is shorter than the distance
Speaker 1: between Midtown South. It's not a big difference, but it's shorter.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that. I so I assume because it
Speaker 1: was a shorter distance that the ticket was less expensive.
Speaker 1: I went, I got on at Midtown and I went
Speaker 1: to go activate the ticket on my phone. And once
Speaker 1: you activate the ticket, it it disappears in thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: You have thirty minutes to use the ticket. So as
Speaker 1: the boat was pulling up, my buddy tells me, hey, um,
Speaker 1: you want to get get on this boat? I said,
Speaker 1: I only have a ticket from uh, you know, to
Speaker 1: to Hoboken South from Midtown. Oh, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: They're interchangeable. Um, just activate the ticket. So I activated
Speaker 1: the ticket for Hoboken South. That was your buddy, a
Speaker 1: ferry expert. Yes he is, okay and hope okay, so
Speaker 1: so I but we were going again. We're going to
Speaker 1: Hoboken North. So as the boats pulling up, my other
Speaker 1: buddy goes, oh, that guy's an asshole, the guy that
Speaker 1: was taking the tickets. Because that guy's a stickler. You're
Speaker 1: not gonna get past him. You just activated your ticket
Speaker 1: for um for Hoboken South where and he's not gonna
Speaker 1: allow you get on the boat because we're going to
Speaker 1: Hoboken North and he's a stickler. Your your tickets as
Speaker 1: Midtown to Hoboken North. That's the only way you could
Speaker 1: use it. You can't use Midtown to Hoboken, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: So sure enough, the fucker stops me and he's like, no,
Speaker 1: you can't. You can't use this ticket here. You can't
Speaker 1: use this ticket. This is for Hoboken South. This ship
Speaker 1: is going to Hoboken North, the ferry police. Right. So
Speaker 1: I said, look, I said, what's the difference in the
Speaker 1: Aren't they the same price? And he goes, no, actually,
Speaker 1: the ticket for Hoboken South is actually one dollar less
Speaker 1: than the ticket for Hoboken I owe a dollar, right,
Speaker 1: And I'm okay with that. And I'm like, oh, fuck me. Then,
Speaker 1: you know, give him four cups to salsa, right, So
Speaker 1: I said to him, I said to the guy, look,
Speaker 1: I said you, I said, I'll give you a dollar.
Speaker 1: Here's a dollar. No, no, no, no, you gotta get
Speaker 1: another ticket. You buy another ticket, and I'm like, but
Speaker 1: wait a second, I already activated this other ticket. You're
Speaker 1: gonna lose the valve, lose eight dollars. So it was
Speaker 1: nine dollars to go from Midtown to Hoboken North and
Speaker 1: eight dollars to go from Midtown to Hoboken South. So
Speaker 1: fuck me, I owe a dollar. I made a mistake.
Speaker 1: I thought the shorter distance would have been a less surprise.
Speaker 1: You're not doing it every day to save a dollar.
Speaker 1: I was wrong, right, But this guy made a fucking
Speaker 1: federal case out of it. And I'm standing there as
Speaker 1: the line of people are born in the ship. You
Speaker 1: know there was at least one joker in there, like
Speaker 1: this fucking scary one guy. I actually would chuckle to himself. Anyway,
Speaker 1: point is, I'm sitting there now, fridlo on my phone
Speaker 1: to try and buy I had to buy another ticket
Speaker 1: online in front of the dude. He wouldn't even take up.
Speaker 1: This ship wouldn't even take off without me buying a
Speaker 1: fucking ticket. They're gonna leave me there at the dock.
Speaker 1: Hold on, if you're a person who's dying to tweet
Speaker 1: right now, Oh my god, you're complaining about a ferry
Speaker 1: ticket when people died on a ferry. Goun yourself. Story,
Speaker 1: long story short. This guy made me buy a new
Speaker 1: ticket because that's nine dollars. Why don't you take the
Speaker 1: ferry to the Homeboken South? Wait for the next It
Speaker 1: doesn't exist at that hour, it was. It was already
Speaker 1: past hours. It was past it's time. Dick. He's a
Speaker 1: fucking dick. But if he had no money, well, it
Speaker 1: was all digital. It's on my credit card. It's it's
Speaker 1: an appoint is now what now? I fucking lost the
Speaker 1: eight dollars for my Homeboken South ride. I want that
Speaker 1: money back. You should be able to take that fucking ride.
Speaker 1: There's probably a record of it. You should be able
Speaker 1: to call it. I didn't take that fucking and this
Speaker 1: guy was a real asshole. I was trying to look
Speaker 1: for it because I wanted to give a big funk
Speaker 1: you right here, fuck you ferryman, ferryman. Suck you Ferryman.
Speaker 1: A right yeah, fuck you, f you Ferryman. I'm with
Speaker 1: you on that. What the fun? That's a prick move,
Speaker 1: and now only a prick move. I get it. I
Speaker 1: bought the ticket in front of him. He caused me
Speaker 1: the embarrassment. They were going to leave me on the dock.
Speaker 1: I did it in time. You know who that is.
Speaker 1: That's the guy who wanted to go to the police academy,
Speaker 1: wanted to be a police officer. And now is the
Speaker 1: is the ferry guy. So he's taking it out on you. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you don't here, boy. Yeah, keep him over and keep
Speaker 1: him over, and you're not gonna get away with that
Speaker 1: on my watch. And he's twirling the nightstick. He doesn't
Speaker 1: have right, that guy, that motherfucker, he's got his keys
Speaker 1: on his belt. So now I got an expired Hoboken
Speaker 1: South ticket that's worth eight dollars and I'm out eight
Speaker 1: bucks because of this schmuck. And then I walk into
Speaker 1: the ferry and the guy behind me has two kids
Speaker 1: with him, and he goes, stop, you're just you just
Speaker 1: bought two child tickets. How old are your kids? They
Speaker 1: made the kids, they made the kids take out their
Speaker 1: I D. He had to prove that his kids were
Speaker 1: under twelve years old because it's cheaper for a child's
Speaker 1: ticket than it is for an adults ticket. Son of
Speaker 1: a bitch, Now is there a ticket place you could
Speaker 1: have bought a ticket at that time of night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the thing is you got to leave the dock,
Speaker 1: go up the I figot what you called the gangway,
Speaker 1: and go all the way. By the time I would
Speaker 1: have done it, done the switch, the ferry would have
Speaker 1: been gone. I would have I would have done the
Speaker 1: I spoke to Mary. I showed her that. She said,
Speaker 1: just tell you and mentioned her name. If you knew
Speaker 1: the name of the woman in the booth, I would
Speaker 1: have been like, oh yeah, I spoke to Mary. Mary
Speaker 1: said school. Talk to Mary. She said, I'd come up here.
Speaker 1: No problem, I'm not going on back there. Dr Mary.
Speaker 1: Of him, go off the boat and then I'll tell
Speaker 1: the guy, all right, let's take off. Yeah yeah, close
Speaker 1: that gate right away. But fucking lift the place you
Speaker 1: could leave. That fucking guy just quit. I heard him
Speaker 1: say quit a bit man. But eight bucks, Brody, I'm
Speaker 1: out eight bucks? And you what, Normally I wouldn't care,
Speaker 1: but I was just started doing this podcast with you care.
Speaker 1: You care? Should I get my free dessert? You just
Speaker 1: got double price dessert, that's what you got, So you've
Speaker 1: got double charged. What would be even for me on this?
Speaker 1: Because I was in the wrong because my ticket was
Speaker 1: a dollar less all right, not being prepared even for
Speaker 1: you is getting your money back, that would be even okay, good, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think you want free dessert because he didn't.
Speaker 1: And not only that, I was in the wrong to
Speaker 1: begin with. The guy was in he was doing his job. Listen,
Speaker 1: sometimes you can look. Look, I understand he was an
Speaker 1: ashall he couldn't let me goat But then he did.
Speaker 1: He did I stand your tickets? No, he just visual
Speaker 1: gives it a visual. Next time, I'm gonna screenshot a ticket. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like when you got out, I'll tell here's my ticket
Speaker 1: when you go to that. I did that once. He screenshot.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I did, but on your phone,
Speaker 1: on your phone, just screenshot and put up the picture.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I did. I'll tell you what
Speaker 1: I did. People do this a concert? You screenshot a
Speaker 1: barcode uh for Michael rabbit Port. I got into a
Speaker 1: fight with somebody on Twitter. They had a Michael Rabbitport
Speaker 1: ticket for his live podcast a show. They put it
Speaker 1: up and they said, hey, want to go tonight, download
Speaker 1: this picture to your phone. They put up a picture
Speaker 1: of a ticket so you can just go in not
Speaker 1: if that works, not, it's not the point. So so
Speaker 1: I was it. I wanted to buy chlorine at Home Depot,
Speaker 1: chloroform chlorine, a big jugg of chlorine. I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: off on the prices because it's like five years ago
Speaker 1: the chlorine, like the hundred pound, ninety pound thing of chlorine.
Speaker 1: I think it's like Blue Max in the store. In
Speaker 1: the store, it was like, I go online and I'm
Speaker 1: searching all the areas stores for ninety pound things. Right
Speaker 1: on the on the website for Home Depot, it was
Speaker 1: like sixty seven dollars. They had accidentally made the ninety
Speaker 1: pound and the thirty pound the same price something like that.
Speaker 1: So the ninety pound said sixty seven dollars. So I
Speaker 1: screenshot at it. I called Home Depot a cold customer service,
Speaker 1: and I said, oh, sorry, what's your name, Linda whatever?
Speaker 1: I don't know. So I go to Home Depot that
Speaker 1: store that had it in stock. I picked it up
Speaker 1: in ninety dollars. I go to the register and I said, look,
Speaker 1: I spoke to Linda. Customer service told me to show
Speaker 1: you the screenshot from the website, and so they gave
Speaker 1: it him a sixty seven dollars because what happened was
Speaker 1: what happened. Sometimes this happens, right, We're like a week
Speaker 1: later they fixed the price. So I need two jugs
Speaker 1: this season. So two months later, whatever it was, at
Speaker 1: the end of the summer, I went and got another
Speaker 1: one for sixty seven dollars, told us on the podcast
Speaker 1: maybe even though the price had gone back, they fixed
Speaker 1: it to ninety whatever. But I got it again for
Speaker 1: sixty seven three months later for my next year, you shot.
Speaker 1: I feel guilty about it, but it was clever. You know.
Speaker 1: It reminds me um going into a store and getting
Speaker 1: the lucky last one you haven't been to get. I
Speaker 1: got this digital microphone that was two retailed for two.
Speaker 1: I needed this microphone, right, this for my my my iPhone.
Speaker 1: And forget I forget about why I needed it, but
Speaker 1: sam Ash I went in there, the music store, the
Speaker 1: music store instruments. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went in and
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, I need this microphone. I'm paying
Speaker 1: for it, and the guy goes, um, you know, well
Speaker 1: you can have the display model if you'd like, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, I really like one in the box.
Speaker 1: He goes, well, he goes, we can find one for you.
Speaker 1: But if you wanted to buy the display model, we
Speaker 1: can give that to you for ninety because it doesn't
Speaker 1: have a box. Right, So wait a second, let me
Speaker 1: get this straight. You guys, the box is gone and
Speaker 1: you lose the box and all of a sudden, the
Speaker 1: fucking you get, you get like six off the price.
Speaker 1: Is that how ship works? So it is is so
Speaker 1: if you go into any store and you decide to
Speaker 1: they sometimes they call it the lucky last one because
Speaker 1: the last one is the one in the display and
Speaker 1: that's the one that they don't have a case for
Speaker 1: or whatever the case or it got these whatever the
Speaker 1: case um or you could just buy the display one.
Speaker 1: They'll give you a big discount on it, is what
Speaker 1: And that's what they gave me a ninety And I
Speaker 1: didn't have to. It wasn't any I didn't do what
Speaker 1: you did, Brodie where you got with? No I did that.
Speaker 1: I got my mother at PC Richard's son not not
Speaker 1: a sponsor to this podcast, a hundred and something dollar
Speaker 1: vacuum for like thirty five dollars because I bought the
Speaker 1: one off the floor. And by the way, there's nothing
Speaker 1: really wrong with it because because what was this microphone doing.
Speaker 1: It was sitting under a light in a light bulb
Speaker 1: or a lamp and a glass a glass case, and
Speaker 1: that was maybe four or five people fondled it that
Speaker 1: picked it up and looked at it and then put
Speaker 1: it back because obviously we're still there. So so if
Speaker 1: you if you can, especially with electronics, if it's like
Speaker 1: the last one or it's a display model, you can
Speaker 1: bargain them down because that that ship's getting returned to
Speaker 1: the warehouse anyway, because it doesn't have a box. They
Speaker 1: can't sell it necessarily. You know. I think also those
Speaker 1: people are pocketing that money. Did that guy put that
Speaker 1: ninety poet? No, he's got a punt for the inventory.
Speaker 1: But you know, some people damage stuff so they can
Speaker 1: get it cheaper. Yeah, like this, furniture stores that have
Speaker 1: like a discounted furniture, like discontinued furniture. You go scrape
Speaker 1: the armrest, You go, hey, can I get a deal
Speaker 1: on this? It's got a rip. I've seen that happen.
Speaker 1: I knew a guy used to scratch dishwashers and stuff
Speaker 1: like appliances, and you go, it's got a big scratch
Speaker 1: on because he didn't care. They go, yeah, we can't
Speaker 1: sell that. Well, I'll give it and they get a
Speaker 1: hundred dollars off. You're like, it's gotta scratch. Big deal.
Speaker 1: People do ship like that. What are you looking at
Speaker 1: me before? I'm not how didn't do that? By the way,
Speaker 1: a big shout out to my friends at t J.
Speaker 1: Martel Foundation, uh their cancer research. I did a charity
Speaker 1: event for them. You look good, by the way, didn't
Speaker 1: where in the I looked good? Yeah, thank you. I
Speaker 1: gotta strike, you know, any time to took to get that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was take five of that that inst story. I
Speaker 1: put an inst story up of me. You didn't think
Speaker 1: that was just like a random like, hey, film my
Speaker 1: next role and then it would hit a strike. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So while I was there, t J. Martell Foundation, great
Speaker 1: place to get It's a charity for cancer research. No jingle, no, no,
Speaker 1: not a sponsor and not a I'm not getting paid
Speaker 1: t J. Martell dot org. So I was there. That
Speaker 1: was the night of the ferry incident, and that it
Speaker 1: was also the night that a Brooklyn Boys fan came
Speaker 1: up to me and said, dude, I heard about your
Speaker 1: grand pre Auto that you guys are doing I heard
Speaker 1: about I heard about that place in Brooklyn. I need
Speaker 1: a car. Helped me out and that was a Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys fan and his name is Larry. So Larry came
Speaker 1: up to me at that event that night. Is that
Speaker 1: why you said, remind me to talk to you about Larry? Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: so Larry, thank you for reminding us to talk to
Speaker 1: all of you about that deal. Great Grand Prix Auto
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn. It's local to Brooklyn. But you can do
Speaker 1: stuff online if you want to follow along there. A
Speaker 1: website is Grand Pre Motors dot com. It's spelled g
Speaker 1: r A N D p r i X motors dot com.
Speaker 1: You gotta see the cards that they have in stock
Speaker 1: here they have well you can they can get you
Speaker 1: any car, not even with having stock. Yeah, if you don't,
Speaker 1: you can't matter. They just tell me I want this
Speaker 1: kind of car or one of these three cars, and
Speaker 1: they'll they'll find out the best price for you. To
Speaker 1: deal with all the dealerships and rather than you having
Speaker 1: to go to go to Houn day, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: to Honda. They go to all of them and they'll go, Okay,
Speaker 1: here's what we can get that Honda for this color.
Speaker 1: Those options. They do all the work you have to
Speaker 1: go comparison shopping, and unlike that other dealership I alluded
Speaker 1: to on my Instagram, they're not gonna screw you over
Speaker 1: and try to sell you something you don't want because
Speaker 1: they have everything. They have everything you you want to
Speaker 1: push you want to BMW, They'll get you whatever you
Speaker 1: want without you having to run around comparing everybody. So
Speaker 1: we really love them, um, you know, and pretty much
Speaker 1: they'll you know, they'll do the research to get back
Speaker 1: to you with a quote with it and you'll have
Speaker 1: your car within hours. That yeah, that's the quick turnaround.
Speaker 1: Um no, no, you canna have your car in hours. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that. You also need to get you
Speaker 1: the quote if you want. But if you want the car,
Speaker 1: they get you. And then if you want to do
Speaker 1: a test drive in person. If you're local to them,
Speaker 1: that's great. They're on twenty seven oh nine Coney Island Avenue.
Speaker 1: They're in Brooklyn. Uh, you want to give him a call,
Speaker 1: talk to them on the phone. They're really nice people
Speaker 1: over there. Seven eight six eight eight eight to two.
Speaker 1: Give them a call at Grand Primotors. Uh, you know,
Speaker 1: whatever it is. BMW Kia Honda. You know, do all
Speaker 1: your shopping in one place rather than going to each
Speaker 1: individual dealership. Get a great least deal. By the way,
Speaker 1: this is nationwide. They'll get you the car. Call them up,
Speaker 1: go on the website and deal with them, and you
Speaker 1: don't have to deal with uh that that that pressure
Speaker 1: of sales guys at every place. Talk to these guys.
Speaker 1: They'll get you the car information quickly, least the car
Speaker 1: for what the least price is with no upfront payments.
Speaker 1: At Grand Primotors dot com. Oh, by the way, they
Speaker 1: also do servicing and body work. They go, yeah, they
Speaker 1: do it all over there. We got to go down
Speaker 1: there to Brooklyn and take a picture with them. We
Speaker 1: gotta get get on their cars. I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: know if they want us on their cars. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get on the I'm gonna lay across the hood, put
Speaker 1: a bring a blanket down. Um. I feel like dancing.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like I want to segue
Speaker 1: into cars. Had some email for you, and we have
Speaker 1: some grammar p so you don't have any unused jokes
Speaker 1: to I don't use jokes. I do have some grammar police,
Speaker 1: but I do want to point something out. If somebody
Speaker 1: makes a type out, it's not really grammar police. All right.
Speaker 1: If somebody um, it's it's not grammar police. Nless their
Speaker 1: grammar is bad. If it's funny, that's fine, but that's
Speaker 1: not a grammar police. Um. We did get into a
Speaker 1: little back and forth because we got a funny grammar
Speaker 1: police where every sign in this pool complex said who, um,
Speaker 1: we want to ensure your safety, which should be E
Speaker 1: N s U R E right, and they circled it
Speaker 1: on the picture they took, and they said, because all
Speaker 1: of the signs said inshore with an eye, which is insure,
Speaker 1: which means like to buy insurance. Insure and ensure not
Speaker 1: the same word, and ushore is not the correct words.
Speaker 1: Us no, yeah, my favorite artist. Well then someone else
Speaker 1: got confused and said, oh no inshore and and and
Speaker 1: insure with an eye or an E N or interchangeable.
Speaker 1: So the sign is not right, not wrong. So I
Speaker 1: sent from the grammari ist inshore and shure ushore and
Speaker 1: the differences, and sure that's that drink right and sure anyway,
Speaker 1: now we have got people trying to grammar police each
Speaker 1: other in the grammar police. Come on, well, what did
Speaker 1: you just number police me? What did you do? Yeah,
Speaker 1: number police Shore. I forget why, but you go back
Speaker 1: and listen mail talk that sounds like it's time. Welcome.
Speaker 1: You've got mail. You've got an email from Brandon Taylor.
Speaker 1: Best podcast under Elvis. I wanted to say, I love
Speaker 1: your podcast so much. Got me through so many tough times,
Speaker 1: and I've even started listening to it again while I
Speaker 1: wait for the next episode to come out. Brodie's rants
Speaker 1: are just hilarious and most times relatable. And I love
Speaker 1: when scary rs sometimes not relatable. Okay, rants are just
Speaker 1: hilarious and most times relatable, and that means sometimes you're not.
Speaker 1: And I love when scary rants every now and then. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll keep that up. I did one today. Continue to
Speaker 1: keep up the great podcast. I think for the fiftieth episode,
Speaker 1: you guys should do a live recording or get some
Speaker 1: special guests on the podcast, like Greg t or maybe
Speaker 1: even Elvis. That would be great. All right, we'll take
Speaker 1: that under advisement. Bill Golden wrote to us, subject line
Speaker 1: love it. What's up? Guys? Uh, It's good to hear
Speaker 1: the realness from you gentlemen every week on the podcast,
Speaker 1: because like the Big Show. We can all oh, we
Speaker 1: can hear you guys stammering to filter yourselves and don't
Speaker 1: expect to hear this. But the Rappaport and UH and
Speaker 1: the Fat J by far were the best episodes so far.
Speaker 1: That's Bill in Jersey City. O nice Bill, Thank you Bill.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. UH. And then we have um John Scott.
Speaker 1: In the subject line, he wrote, you can use my
Speaker 1: name Brooklyn boys. He wrote that in the subject line,
Speaker 1: I what's up Brody and Scary. I used Brodie's name
Speaker 1: first because you, Scary have much more Mike time than
Speaker 1: Brody does on The Big Show. Thank you like you, Brody.
Speaker 1: I've worked in customer service. I managed a que Doba
Speaker 1: and also a call center near Philly, and behind the
Speaker 1: scenes on how to get what you deserve? All right?
Speaker 1: He now he now knows how to do that. I'm
Speaker 1: a mail carrier and I rant about more at now
Speaker 1: that I have Brody on my side. You've both inspired
Speaker 1: me to start my own podcast with my best friend, Scary.
Speaker 1: Please don't ever do birthday shout outs. It's too much
Speaker 1: and people don't deserve to love this person. I appreciate
Speaker 1: you both. This show makes me feel like I have
Speaker 1: two best friends that talk to me without filters. I
Speaker 1: love it because of the good keep up the good work.
Speaker 1: Sending my love from Philly, and remember even as not
Speaker 1: even free desert. You fuck you, you fuck you, you
Speaker 1: fuck you. I gotta get that right, um. Chris Wallace
Speaker 1: check wrote another one got up toned. Hey, guys, wanted
Speaker 1: to thank you both for all the hard work you
Speaker 1: put into your show. You used to listen to the
Speaker 1: Big Show a lot, but you both are actually my
Speaker 1: very first podcast I've now listened to love every episode.
Speaker 1: Been binging on my four and what brody, who the
Speaker 1: hell has a fornitive our commute? Well, I think that
Speaker 1: guy who were on has on the phone before Brian
Speaker 1: Jesus drives from listen. People have long commutes. That I'll
Speaker 1: get it. That's nine hours a day and hours a day.
Speaker 1: That that's a that's a work day, and then you
Speaker 1: gotta put it in a workday nine plus nine. Put
Speaker 1: it's eighteen hours, man, and then you go home and sleep.
Speaker 1: Are you even living a life anyway? Chris continues to
Speaker 1: write that he's up to Upsett thirty five already. One
Speaker 1: recommendation that I have is for Berrie to stop caring
Speaker 1: so much if he will offend someone. You are hilarious
Speaker 1: and you shouldn't let anyone's opinions affect can I affect?
Speaker 1: E F F E C T grammar? Okay, effect is
Speaker 1: like special effects. It's a visual thing effect effect with
Speaker 1: any means to change something. By the way, you guys
Speaker 1: are still doing it. And it's even worse when you
Speaker 1: tell me you love the podcast, but then you use
Speaker 1: the wrong your It's like you're tempting me. You know
Speaker 1: that we do grammar police, and yet and you're correcting
Speaker 1: someone in your post, but yet you've got bad grammar. Listen,
Speaker 1: I've been a victim of this. I know, I just
Speaker 1: I try very hard not to correct you back, especially
Speaker 1: because you're complimenting the podcast. But I feel I don't
Speaker 1: know if you're working with me or you genuinely put
Speaker 1: the wrong your even though we tell you over and
Speaker 1: over again watch that yeah. Uh. Final thing is probably
Speaker 1: the biggest reason why I'm now a fan is because
Speaker 1: of the listener response you both worked so hard to accomplish. Uh.
Speaker 1: There you go that thank you so much. That was
Speaker 1: very nice of you, Chris uh Tony Raggio This came
Speaker 1: in from our Brooklyn Boys FanBook fan facebook page at
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys on Facebook. Hey Brody and Scary, big
Speaker 1: fan of the podcast and the Big show. Not sure
Speaker 1: if this was already talked about, but has Scary ever
Speaker 1: delivered on that steak dinner? No? Oh, you had a
Speaker 1: chance to play the jingle? There, you got it? I
Speaker 1: don't have it with me. Get the jingle ready? Really?
Speaker 1: Step playing in a while? All right, it's been a
Speaker 1: long time. Do you want to give him an update
Speaker 1: on the steaked I give you an update, sho okay now,
Speaker 1: and then I got I got actually an update on
Speaker 1: the steak dinner. Update again if you listen, order, If
Speaker 1: you listen, or you know what the hell we're talking about.
Speaker 1: If not, you're clueless. Okay, we're having a big update,
Speaker 1: big update tally. Yeah. So since the summer of two
Speaker 1: thousand twelve, which is six years now, you and Greg
Speaker 1: t from our show have owed me a steak dinner. Yes,
Speaker 1: I tried to pay you back, but listen, if you
Speaker 1: listen to order, you'll hear the big debacca that we
Speaker 1: got back here. And then when Baston Meniscalco said you
Speaker 1: stole me at dinner, we should have asked Michael Rappaport opportunity. Well,
Speaker 1: the update is scary stows okay, but I have an
Speaker 1: update to the update. You do well, I don't know this.
Speaker 1: This is this is live, this happening, This is happening,
Speaker 1: having live, live live Brodie. I must say, um, the
Speaker 1: night that I tried to repay you in all sincerity
Speaker 1: was that a place called down Monicos. That was the
Speaker 1: night of the big steak dinner. And I was gonna
Speaker 1: that was I was gonna take you to dinner. And
Speaker 1: then at the end of the dinner they wound up
Speaker 1: comping our meal. I'm just rehashing this for people that
Speaker 1: don't know. They Doug, right, Doug and Marcy doast over
Speaker 1: at the pr Agency. They they they they comped our meal.
Speaker 1: I wound up not paying for Brody's dinner. But yet
Speaker 1: the intention was dinner, take him for the steake dinner
Speaker 1: and repay him. Well, but I'm sorry, I apologize him. Dennis. Dennis, Dennis,
Speaker 1: not Doug. Yeah, that's all right, you're thinking of the cartoon. No, no, no, okay, Well, anyway,
Speaker 1: so I decided, all right, I tried. I tried, but
Speaker 1: I failed. But that was the end of it. You
Speaker 1: got my time, you got my love, you got my respect.
Speaker 1: Uh and I tried to give you a steak dinner
Speaker 1: but it failed. But anyway, we both got a stake, right,
Speaker 1: But you got a free steak. But I guess we
Speaker 1: got a lot of food that night. So here's the update.
Speaker 1: The people at Delmonico's wrote me back just recently and said,
Speaker 1: howdout we go from around two? Why don't you take
Speaker 1: Brody for a steak dinner at Delmonico's. I'm in right,
Speaker 1: here's the problem, the best, here's the problem. H Oh,
Speaker 1: it's gonna all right. Well, they're they're going no matter
Speaker 1: what we do, no matter how much money I try
Speaker 1: to throw, I can throw seven credit cards down, run
Speaker 1: him and check, give him cash, they're probably gonna comp
Speaker 1: the dinner. So now what? So now I'm trying and
Speaker 1: w I have the email. And by the way, I
Speaker 1: would go there whether we paid for it or not,
Speaker 1: because it's fantastic. But then I'll still ow you a diner.
Speaker 1: I don't want to spend that much time. Somebody love you, okay,
Speaker 1: something I don't have it handy. But one of our
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys listeners said they were going to go there
Speaker 1: specifically because they heard us talking about Delmonico's. They said,
Speaker 1: what do you recommend I get? I said the food,
Speaker 1: but then I said make sure you get the cheesecake,
Speaker 1: and so they tweet him back there like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: the cheesecake. Yeah. Yeah, So here's what I'll say. We
Speaker 1: go to Delmonico's, New York's oldest restaurant. Steak is so good,
Speaker 1: they're but if you're having something delivered to you, you
Speaker 1: want to order Omaha steaks? Yeah? Absolutely, oh no doubt.
Speaker 1: Sponsor sponsor um if if they were to be kind
Speaker 1: enough to take care of our our food in any capacity,
Speaker 1: even if they just gave us free dessert, whatever, I
Speaker 1: would accept from you a free Italian food dinner at
Speaker 1: a place of my choice because I don't want to go.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go to I don't want to
Speaker 1: go to know the state place almost not. Now what
Speaker 1: you get a buffet of the world here international. Look,
Speaker 1: you owe me something, even though the steak dinner. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you owt me a steak dinner. So maybe what we'll
Speaker 1: do is next time we traveled, okay, maybe what if
Speaker 1: they're okay? Wouldn't make you happy? If the bill came
Speaker 1: and then they camped one of the meals, No, and
Speaker 1: then they paid comped. Mind but I paid for yours, No,
Speaker 1: because then you pay in half of mine. Technically, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not. It's a full stake. It was I'm paying
Speaker 1: to steak dinner came out of my pock. If they
Speaker 1: want to comp mind me, he can do that his wife.
Speaker 1: You have to feel the full penalty of a dinner.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what people listening to this podcast in order, no,
Speaker 1: that I did you a favor, and Greg tr that
Speaker 1: you benefited thousands of dollars. Now you're being a fuck you.
Speaker 1: Fuck you. You still can't say it right you fuck you?
Speaker 1: All right, but listen to me. Hold on a second.
Speaker 1: If I if we go to Delmonico or any place
Speaker 1: and they let's say the bill comes, we eat a lot.
Speaker 1: Let's say the bill comes to I don't know, a
Speaker 1: hundred it's expensive, a hundred fifty bucks. If if if
Speaker 1: it comes seventy five bucks because they said, scary, your
Speaker 1: portion is free, and I paid the seventy five dollars
Speaker 1: out of my pocket plus tip for your steak dinner.
Speaker 1: Because I paid for you and they charged me I've
Speaker 1: given you a steak dinner that because you really only
Speaker 1: paid half. You got half off to dinner. No, I didn't,
Speaker 1: because the steak is a steak steak course dinner. Of course.
Speaker 1: If if, what are you getting separate checks? If you
Speaker 1: get separate checks, you gave it. Hold on a second.
Speaker 1: If you're sitting there with me, all right, and it's
Speaker 1: seventy five, your portion of the food you've eaten seventy five.
Speaker 1: You've eaten your way through seventy five dollars worth of food,
Speaker 1: and I've eaten my way through seventy five dollars worth
Speaker 1: of food. And the bill comes and they said, scary,
Speaker 1: yours is on the house. Uh, will you get to
Speaker 1: pay for Brody? I paid for your seventy five dollars.
Speaker 1: I've now repaid you your steak dinner because I felt
Speaker 1: on my wall. Is Dennis taking care of only your meal?
Speaker 1: Not my meal? Why's take care of your whole meal?
Speaker 1: You know what he's doing. He's giving us half off.
Speaker 1: You're deciding to call it the other thing. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no restaurant ever comes over and goes, hey, you and
Speaker 1: you you're free. The rest of you pay Nobody does
Speaker 1: that they go half off the bill tonight. But what's
Speaker 1: the big But I'm now I'm feeling I'm incurring the
Speaker 1: cost of of of a steak dinner. That does that
Speaker 1: include appetizers and dessert and everything else. Let's say it
Speaker 1: comes to seventy five bucks. Let's say the whole the
Speaker 1: whole dinner is one fifty and each sending five dollars.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. What if you ate more than me? See,
Speaker 1: this is this is where I think the listeners are
Speaker 1: gonna start to turn on your brody because wanting to
Speaker 1: turn on me, I want to go looking for any
Speaker 1: way not to pay the full one thing that's not
Speaker 1: one fifties for both of us though, Yes, but if
Speaker 1: I get if I get a free fucking dinner and
Speaker 1: you and I'm paying for yours, I just brought your
Speaker 1: free dinner. You got half price dinner. No, but that's
Speaker 1: not half. Half would be half would be yea half
Speaker 1: of one fifties seventy five? No half of me? If
Speaker 1: I ate half and I got charged double, nor half
Speaker 1: is getting set up whatever the total is. If he
Speaker 1: says it's one fifty, give me seventy five, done, then
Speaker 1: you brought me half of dinner. I'll give you credit
Speaker 1: for a half. No, but you ate seventy five dollars worth.
Speaker 1: How is that half? That's not half? It is your
Speaker 1: only a full dinner. Your your stomach is feeling and
Speaker 1: you ate a full dinner too. Right? You paid, but
Speaker 1: he said, but mine was free. You can't look at
Speaker 1: it that way. So I look at it. He charged
Speaker 1: you full price. He charged me full price for yours
Speaker 1: and nothing for mine. That's what you think is gonna happen.
Speaker 1: It's not fair. Why is he not fair? Well, first
Speaker 1: of all, do you want me to feel the pain
Speaker 1: of a full a hundred fifty dollars? You're not gonna
Speaker 1: be happy until it's a hundred fifty You know why,
Speaker 1: because it I should be charging you interest. I'm waiting
Speaker 1: six years for a steak. How would it be any
Speaker 1: different if I went into the restaurant with you. I
Speaker 1: sat you down right, Okay, I said, give this man
Speaker 1: a steak dinner. It comes to walk out, I'm fine
Speaker 1: with that. I walk out. I'm good. I go eat
Speaker 1: a Chipotle. Nothing wrong with Chipotle, not a sponsor. I'll
Speaker 1: be fine with that because then I'm getting everything I'm
Speaker 1: getting everything that's available, but you wouldn't. Okay, Tom, what now,
Speaker 1: now add me into the equation. What's the difference if
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there eating a meal with you next year
Speaker 1: half price? It's not half price? Sure? What if I
Speaker 1: went down, Okay, what if I went to Harry Steakhouse
Speaker 1: on the other side of the street and they camped
Speaker 1: me a free steak dinner over there. While you're sitting
Speaker 1: down at Delmonico's eating you're seventy five dollars worth of
Speaker 1: steak dinner. You've now sitting down there eating seventy five
Speaker 1: dollars worth of steak down. You're sitting down, you're eating alone.
Speaker 1: I send you there. I'm like, give this man a
Speaker 1: free full dinner. I say, Brodie, I gotta go. I
Speaker 1: go down to Harry Steakhouse across the street, right at whatever,
Speaker 1: and I sit down and I happen to know the bartender.
Speaker 1: He's like, hey, scary, what do you want? And it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter what the hell is going on with me?
Speaker 1: And I'm doing I could be getting a comp comp
Speaker 1: dinner right there for myself. He zeroes me out, and
Speaker 1: then I come to pick you up at the end
Speaker 1: and I pay the seventy five dollars. How is that
Speaker 1: any different from me sitting in the same restaurant doing
Speaker 1: the same thing, because that restaurant didn't give you half off.
Speaker 1: So now it's about the restaurant. It's not about the steak.
Speaker 1: It's about it's about you owe me a full steak
Speaker 1: dinner at full price. I feel like you know you're
Speaker 1: not buying me dinner with a coupon. That's what you're doing.
Speaker 1: You're like, Oh, you don't go on a date. Were
Speaker 1: you want on a date? Would you use your coupon
Speaker 1: on a date? Your first date? You need a half
Speaker 1: off at dinner? Or you say it for the next time.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to solve this. Do you really
Speaker 1: just want me to go? You just want me to
Speaker 1: just want I just want you and Greg T. But
Speaker 1: that's never gonna happen. Greg, He's never gonna step for
Speaker 1: you to go. You know what, By the way, you
Speaker 1: should be made at Greg take because truthfully, you should
Speaker 1: have to pay for half of my dinner. Greg T
Speaker 1: technically owes me half a dinner. Then you said no,
Speaker 1: I'll buy you a dinner because he backed out of it. Right,
Speaker 1: you owe me a dinner. It would be nice if
Speaker 1: you said, hey, you know, what are you doing next Wednesday?
Speaker 1: He said, Let's make plans. Let's go to a restaurant
Speaker 1: and have a steak dinner, spend the night whatever. I
Speaker 1: have a good time, spent three hours, we talk, we
Speaker 1: eat whatever, and then I feel like the bonding is there,
Speaker 1: the full experience for the age your sacrifice I had
Speaker 1: to make. I don't know, man, I don't know about you.
Speaker 1: I'm trying. The audience, the listeners are hearing it right now.
Speaker 1: You hear what I'm saying. I'm trying. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: be as rational and logical about this as possible. I
Speaker 1: just want you being impossible. And I'm to dinner. That's it.
Speaker 1: Youow me a steak dinner. Everybody knows it. Everybody knows.
Speaker 1: You on me a steak dinner. That's it. Let me
Speaker 1: steak dinner. Don't get me free steak dinners. I can
Speaker 1: get free steak dinners. I want you to go. You
Speaker 1: know what can I talked you about my car right now?
Speaker 1: Do you want to we? Um? Okay, if you want to.
Speaker 1: I had a couple of other quick things I wanted
Speaker 1: to run by you. Um but hold on a second. Alright,
Speaker 1: Mike Frances looking on your phone. I know I had
Speaker 1: a fun one, but I guess not. All right, whatever
Speaker 1: you want to do, so I wake up. Uh, what's tonight? Thursday?
Speaker 1: Today's Thursday. So yesterday we had a we had a
Speaker 1: big dinner. We had a big thing last night. There's
Speaker 1: a couple of things. We had an event last night.
Speaker 1: And it was a year anniversary from last year when
Speaker 1: you wore your Versacchi smoking jacket. So I called you
Speaker 1: and I said, hey, what are you wearing tonight? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and You're like, oh, I'm wearing a suit no time. Correct.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, oh, shout, I gotta wear a suit
Speaker 1: now or something. I pause. Did I show up with
Speaker 1: a suit in no time? You did? Okay, exactly, because
Speaker 1: as advertised, my mistake was I should have called Greg
Speaker 1: Tate because Greg t showed up an address shirt and jeans.
Speaker 1: So how's that my problem? Because I figured everyone's gonna
Speaker 1: wear a suit, so I wore Nate. Nate wore a
Speaker 1: suit no tie, and Elvis wore a suit no tie. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: Garrett wore even were a jacket. Okay, these are all
Speaker 1: these are all thin people it's great. I wore a
Speaker 1: sport jacket and a shirt, nice dressed shirt and jeans.
Speaker 1: I was sweating my balls off. It was two hundred
Speaker 1: degrees in that place. So I should have called someone
Speaker 1: who said that's cash. That's on you. You didn't call them,
Speaker 1: saying I should have. I should have known you would overdress.
Speaker 1: You're gonna fought me here for this, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: folt you for the night before? Did I do the
Speaker 1: night before? But two nights ago you called me up
Speaker 1: and you bullshit with me whatever you're bullshitting about. And
Speaker 1: I'm on the phone. Is that real or you're im
Speaker 1: impersonating me? No, I'm doing the cough and then that's
Speaker 1: all I was, and I remember that vaguely, And so
Speaker 1: you start talking as I'm wheezing, and you don't stop.
Speaker 1: So then I go scared up, hold up and you go, so, uh,
Speaker 1: what time you going to the event tomorrow night? You
Speaker 1: never asked me how I'm feeling. I'm choking on. Listen,
Speaker 1: your ears work while you're coughing, right, so you know
Speaker 1: I can't hear you over I can't hear you going well,
Speaker 1: And then you don't even go you okay, man, you
Speaker 1: just stopped talking. You don't pay attention you. It's all
Speaker 1: about what your next thought is. You're like, yeah, enough
Speaker 1: about you, with the off about you, let's talk about you.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about what I want to talk about. So
Speaker 1: I'll give you a funk you for that. But anyway,
Speaker 1: So I come home from work yesterday, I get to
Speaker 1: take in that excuse me not for a couple hours,
Speaker 1: and I gotta get back into car, drive back into
Speaker 1: the city to this event last So I'm getting dressed whatever,
Speaker 1: and uh, before I get in the car, I say,
Speaker 1: I got a couple of tweets, and one of the
Speaker 1: tweets is from uh Ashley Ashley Marie Monica, Ashley Marie Monica.
Speaker 1: That that would be Carla Marie's sister. Yeah, Ashley Marie Monica. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Carlo's younger sister. Carline used to work with us on
Speaker 1: Elvisturan UH in the morning show, and now she's in
Speaker 1: Seattle doing a night show. Now all her sisters are
Speaker 1: named Marie in the last name is Monk. I think
Speaker 1: that's so cute. By the way, you don't have that
Speaker 1: in my family. You don't have three Anthony's Anthony Anthony Anthony.
Speaker 1: Anthony is the third. By the way, they're kind of
Speaker 1: like old at that point, Like the third, the you're
Speaker 1: not even a junior. Grandfather was Anthony. My father is Anthony,
Speaker 1: and I'm Anthony, so that made me Anthony. I'm not
Speaker 1: a big fan of that. I gotta be honest with you.
Speaker 1: I feel like, no, I feel like, first of all,
Speaker 1: the junior thing, that's cute. I guess you gotta have
Speaker 1: a lot of self confidence, have a kind of an
Speaker 1: ego to give your kids the same name. Didn't people
Speaker 1: in like medieval times name themselves like the fourth and
Speaker 1: the fifth like Glouis. Yeah. I just feel like, come
Speaker 1: up with it, like give your kid his own identity.
Speaker 1: That's just me. But you know what, the junior thing
Speaker 1: is cute, I get it. But when you're already a junior,
Speaker 1: then you give you get the third, then you're like
Speaker 1: the like if you have another the fourth, you're like,
Speaker 1: it's not my birth certificate, but it's it's a note.
Speaker 1: I just feel like, I don't know, it's it's a
Speaker 1: noteworthy I'm not looking at insult. If you're into it,
Speaker 1: that's fine, I'm saying me personally, I feel like, give
Speaker 1: him the same name as me, and it continue to
Speaker 1: get him the same name him as me. I think
Speaker 1: at some point it's like a little bit of ego,
Speaker 1: like my kids should have my name. And then he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like having an older brother. You gott following his footsteps.
Speaker 1: They can fallow your fathers footsteps and your grandfather's footsteps. Oh,
Speaker 1: have you had a kid? Would you name Anthony? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Fourth another Anthony? Yeah? Why not? It's a great name.
Speaker 1: What's wrong with like Joey? What's wrong with Anthony? Is better?
Speaker 1: Better than Joey. Anthony's a great name. You think Anthony
Speaker 1: is better than Joseph? I think so? The really Joseph?
Speaker 1: That's biblical man? Okay, so is Anthony not like Joseph?
Speaker 1: I think Anthony was. I mean, he's a saint. He's
Speaker 1: the patron saint. Yeah, but he wasn't. He wasn't in
Speaker 1: the Mangers the manger. He's he's the saint of all
Speaker 1: things that are found. If you lose something, you're supposed
Speaker 1: to say something to Saint Anthony and then apparently you'll
Speaker 1: find it. This is the whole big saying. The last
Speaker 1: time you lost something and found it, right, you supposed
Speaker 1: to take a statue and bury it upside down in
Speaker 1: your yard. That's Anthony, right, and it's post you'll find
Speaker 1: what I lost. That's like, I don't know what I
Speaker 1: lost the green hot wheel call when I was seven?
Speaker 1: What had you prayed it would have shown up? It
Speaker 1: would have shown up, right, Because he's got none better
Speaker 1: to do to worry about my hot wheel car that
Speaker 1: I lost, I'm telling you, which I never found. Never
Speaker 1: never found that car. You're gonna say it's gonna be
Speaker 1: bary statu upside down, all right? So I get this
Speaker 1: text message from from I'm gonna say a prayer of
Speaker 1: Saint Anthony. Maybe he'll find your sense of humor. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: that's not very nice. That's on my worst day. You're
Speaker 1: not as funny as as you were. All we're just joking,
Speaker 1: all right. So I get a text message from Ashley
Speaker 1: Murray who says, Hi, so do you still have problems
Speaker 1: with your keep radio? I think that was you. So
Speaker 1: Ashley Maria a lot like her sister, is not as
Speaker 1: focused on facts, and so what is keep radio? So
Speaker 1: I say, I don't know what you're talking about. I
Speaker 1: don't know what to keep radio is? She thought. I
Speaker 1: thought that was you would you connect and the Jeep radio? Okay,
Speaker 1: so Jeep right, so Jeep keep selling. Jeep is made
Speaker 1: by Chrysler. Chrysler makes Dodge and Jeep. She has a Jeep.
Speaker 1: She had the same problem. So her radio is rebooting now.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I ranted about this back in February.
Speaker 1: I may have or not. You Connect, that's the name
Speaker 1: of the company that makes this super radio. We make
Speaker 1: in the car. The radio in my cause like aid
Speaker 1: in screen and it controls the air conditioning, the auxiliary
Speaker 1: built in the hard drive connected dashboard. Yeah, the the
Speaker 1: USB port where you plug in your your all my
Speaker 1: songs are on there. The satellite radio, regular radio, all
Speaker 1: the safety features, the blind spots, all in. That thing
Speaker 1: does everything. Every freaking time they send an over the
Speaker 1: air update, like the car just gets it from the satellite,
Speaker 1: it crashes the fucking radio. And so your radio comes
Speaker 1: on five seconds, seven seconds, it goes and fades to
Speaker 1: black and goes off and then it comes back on.
Speaker 1: The go is back off and it's in a loop.
Speaker 1: You can't use your radio your loop. You can't adjust
Speaker 1: the air conditioning if you don't do it within that
Speaker 1: seven seconds it pops up, you know, but and it
Speaker 1: goes right and it's in a loop. So I go,
Speaker 1: oh wow, how radio is fucked up? Sucks for her.
Speaker 1: I get in my car and it's going off and
Speaker 1: on and off and on and off and on another.
Speaker 1: If you can't even turn it off, if you don't
Speaker 1: want to see anything going on and off, you can't
Speaker 1: you turn it off. It comes back on and goes
Speaker 1: back in the loop. You can't do anything. It's the
Speaker 1: help of the fucking car. So the last time they
Speaker 1: sucked me over last year, it was broken for so long.
Speaker 1: I had them give me a free super spoiler. I
Speaker 1: think I talked about it. I get the better spoiler.
Speaker 1: I held him to the fire. I call him yesterday.
Speaker 1: First I first, I tweaked him. I go, you dumb
Speaker 1: masses updated the phone again? Didn't you the radio? I use, dumbasses?
Speaker 1: I want to. I was sucking pissed. So I call
Speaker 1: up you connect call him up at the number and
Speaker 1: I say, did you guys update the software again and
Speaker 1: crash the radios? We have no record of that tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Knowledge has been no soft So I said, I'm on
Speaker 1: Twitter right now and a lot of people are complaining
Speaker 1: that their radios are crashing. You guys did an update,
Speaker 1: didn't you. When I'm gonna go off check with tech
Speaker 1: hold on, I was like, there's no record of any update, Disney. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I said, well, then you gotta put me up
Speaker 1: to a case manager. That's who handled me the last time.
Speaker 1: I want a case manager. Well, sir, you can't have
Speaker 1: a case manager unless you make an appointment with your
Speaker 1: local dealership for a service. And when they diagnose your car,
Speaker 1: then we can have somebody call you and figure out
Speaker 1: what we're gonna do. I said, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: the dealership because going to the dealership means I gotta
Speaker 1: sit there for three hours, like the last two times,
Speaker 1: so they can tell me, Oh, Mr Brody, the software
Speaker 1: update ruined your radio. I already know why my radio
Speaker 1: is broken. They know why my radio is broken because
Speaker 1: he's stupid software update. So I have to waste three hours.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna save me the time you a software update
Speaker 1: ruined my radio. Well, sir, without an appointment, I can't
Speaker 1: have a specialist call you. Oh I'm sorry, I made
Speaker 1: an appointment. I forgot to tell you. I'm seeing them
Speaker 1: on Tuesday next Tuesday. We have to call and verify.
Speaker 1: It could be your car. Oh it's not my car.
Speaker 1: Social media, sweetheart, I can see everyone's having the same problem, right,
Speaker 1: So she says, well, it could be just be your
Speaker 1: model of car. Can I have your VEN number? So
Speaker 1: I say, Grammar police. First of all, it's a VEN
Speaker 1: because the end in vein is number. I'm not giving
Speaker 1: you my VIN number number. It's a vein. She says,
Speaker 1: what what does that mean? It means it's a VIN
Speaker 1: vehicle identification number. And it doesn't matter what my VN
Speaker 1: is because I'm driving. You can look it up on
Speaker 1: my phone number. It doesn't matter. Your update funked up
Speaker 1: by radio. Now I'm driving into Manhattan with no navigation system, traffic,
Speaker 1: no radio, no satellite, no USB, no fucking air conditioning
Speaker 1: ninety three degrees. She says, Well, we have to make
Speaker 1: an appointment. Sir, nothing can do. But I'm toterribly sorry.
Speaker 1: You have to make an appointment. You already know what
Speaker 1: the problem is. You're update fucked up by radio. I
Speaker 1: bought a car and the brain is defective. How dare
Speaker 1: they play stupid? Right? Do you know what they're taking
Speaker 1: you for? A fucking said we didn't. You're gonna get
Speaker 1: one over on the public. I said, you have a choice.
Speaker 1: You can get me a specialist or I'm gonna spend
Speaker 1: the rest of the day when I'm not driving, tweeting
Speaker 1: out to my I don't know sixty followers about how
Speaker 1: you connect socks. And she says, and I said, I'm
Speaker 1: not mad at you. I'm not mad at you. I'm
Speaker 1: mad at your company. The fact that you did an upgrade.
Speaker 1: I already called Dodge. Dodge doesn't know about the upgrade.
Speaker 1: That means you did it, didn't tell anybody. You fucked
Speaker 1: it up again, and report are you doing update? I
Speaker 1: didn't need an update, it was working fine. And then
Speaker 1: their update when they gotta put a patch out, the
Speaker 1: patch takes four to five days to fix the update.
Speaker 1: They shouldn't, said, well, just get the software right. So
Speaker 1: it's just, sir, I have to I have to call Dodge.
Speaker 1: We have to make an appointment. Go ahead, called Dodge.
Speaker 1: She puts me on the phone with Dodge and and
Speaker 1: Harry from Dodge gets on the phone says, yes, sir,
Speaker 1: I said, I'm on the phone. When you connect, say hi,
Speaker 1: you connect, Paula. Paula says, high. This is you connect,
Speaker 1: I said, I'm talking is Paula. Paula won't help me
Speaker 1: with my radio being fucked up because I have to
Speaker 1: make an appointment so that you guys can tell me
Speaker 1: that my radio is fucked up. I know it's fucked up.
Speaker 1: You guys have tried to fix it three times already.
Speaker 1: So she wants me to sit there at the Dodge
Speaker 1: dealership for three hours so you can tell me it's rebooting.
Speaker 1: Guess what. I already know it's you rebooting, Terry. But
Speaker 1: I'll come in because they're forcing me to come in
Speaker 1: so you can tell me there's nothing you can do. Hey, Terry,
Speaker 1: just out of curiosity. If the updates screwed up my radio?
Speaker 1: Do you have a patch? Do you have an update?
Speaker 1: Can you fix that? No, we can't fix that. Okay,
Speaker 1: paul you heard that. You're making me go into Verify
Speaker 1: my radio is rebooting. I got video. You want video,
Speaker 1: I'll show you its rebooting, I said, Terry. When's then
Speaker 1: next available appointment? Um? Friday August? Oh, so I gotta
Speaker 1: wait over a week so you can tell me that
Speaker 1: the radio is not working when I already know that. Paula, Well,
Speaker 1: she if you make the appointment. I can book it.
Speaker 1: Terry put me in for Paula. God help you. If
Speaker 1: by you haven't fixed my radio. If this doesn't work
Speaker 1: for nine days, I'm not paying my least payment this month.
Speaker 1: How about that? How about that? No? Yeah, so she says, well, sir,
Speaker 1: you don't pay, you connect, you pay your bank. It's
Speaker 1: not about I go. I will tell the dealership and
Speaker 1: the bank that my radio doesn't work and I'm not paying.
Speaker 1: Why am I paying? The whole are has run off
Speaker 1: this radio? You Connect cares. By the way, can you drive? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But it's like so I had to put my phone
Speaker 1: how to use ways on my phone and play radio
Speaker 1: off my phone radio. It's fine, but I'm paying a
Speaker 1: lot of money. Connect Cares though, No, No, that's what. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you Connect doesn't give a ship. Should be the name
Speaker 1: of that Twitter, not you Connect Cares. Dodge Cares. Dodge
Speaker 1: Cares hasn't gotten back to me yet. They have gotten
Speaker 1: back to me yet, you could have. So, as we're
Speaker 1: doing the podcast, you Connect Cares says to me, Hello, David,
Speaker 1: we have located your information within your prior d m
Speaker 1: s because I've DM them before and are in the
Speaker 1: process of verifying your VIN internally. I don't need you
Speaker 1: to verify my VN. Fix the fucking software. How about that?
Speaker 1: How about that? How about that? How about that? Oh
Speaker 1: we figured out your fan is blah blah blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. Now what Nope, nope, verify. I know what
Speaker 1: my VIN is. Idiots stupid, you connect cares you don't connect.
Speaker 1: That should be the name of your company. You don't connect,
Speaker 1: you don't care. So every Chrysler and Jeep and Dodge,
Speaker 1: if you have a you connect radio you paid extra
Speaker 1: money for fuck up, funked up radio ven number? My ass.
Speaker 1: Fuck you. Next time somebody said you listen to podcast.
Speaker 1: Next time someone says VIN number, you tell them it's
Speaker 1: a VEN, it's a pin, It's a ven. You pain ahead.
Speaker 1: Did I play the audio last week? I did? Right,
Speaker 1: seth Myers and yeah. By the way, um So, Audrey
Speaker 1: Lovell wrote to us regarding the grammar Police. You can
Speaker 1: always email us at the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail
Speaker 1: dot com. That's where those other emails are being read. Earlier. Uh,
Speaker 1: this is I can't believe a mechanics shop in Fort
Speaker 1: Myers in Fort Myers, Florida did this Brody the mechanics shop.
Speaker 1: They wrote on the side of the wall balance, uh,
Speaker 1: flat repair, rotation and mountain instead of I guess mounting,
Speaker 1: what do you what do you do in a car? Brodie?
Speaker 1: Is it mount they have? They wrote the word mountain.
Speaker 1: M O U N T A I N No, it's
Speaker 1: mounting mounting. Yeah, they wrote mountain, balanced, flat repair and rotation.
Speaker 1: How funny is that. So that's permanently on that wall there.
Speaker 1: And here's a Grammar Police that wasn't shout out to
Speaker 1: at man E P on Twitter. This is the school
Speaker 1: district where my kids are attending. And it's an actual
Speaker 1: sign that's in the road. You know those digital signs,
Speaker 1: those led signs. It's give kids a break hold on
Speaker 1: The school starts August fifteenth, which was yesterday, right. But
Speaker 1: it was an intentional pun because down break b R
Speaker 1: A K. He got very, he got very he got confused,
Speaker 1: but he got very deflated when I explained it to him.
Speaker 1: Feel bad. So I feel bad for your many P
Speaker 1: because you were you thought you were doing a good
Speaker 1: thing by submitting your screenshots of a grand Police. But
Speaker 1: it was really an intentional pun by the people who
Speaker 1: made the sign. Give kids a break. And by the way,
Speaker 1: in his in his text to us, he wrote, this
Speaker 1: is the school district were my kids are attending. W
Speaker 1: E R E police, double Grant police, h r E police,
Speaker 1: any other grand police is for this week, brodi are
Speaker 1: we clear now? I'm gonna fight with those two people
Speaker 1: on on Instagram. Oh the other right back. So at
Speaker 1: the beginning of this podcast, we're talking about the Aretha Franklin.
Speaker 1: I want to say, yep, so just dot m E
Speaker 1: dot KP did it come to your wrest? They yeah,
Speaker 1: they tweeted at gent Twirls. If you look at TMZ,
Speaker 1: which it looks like where they got the picture from you,
Speaker 1: we took that from TMZ. We didn't write that head,
Speaker 1: he says dead at Duranto. At least put has died
Speaker 1: in the common below, which we did. Stop being so
Speaker 1: sensitive over words. Please call them a snowflake. Oh but
Speaker 1: they're not gonna get to this message until they hear
Speaker 1: his podcast. Chili T seventeen said to Jen, now that
Speaker 1: I understand, I understand what you're saying. In other words,
Speaker 1: you're right, gent Twirls, that dude meaning me doesn't realize
Speaker 1: who I am. Apparently that dude is nasty and it
Speaker 1: comes through even in his post. All I wrote was
Speaker 1: she wrote dead at seventy six it's so dramatic, and
Speaker 1: I wrote, so is dying? Dying is dramatic. He is dying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is. No one's denying that the whole Oh, she
Speaker 1: passed away, it doesn't change the fact she's dead. She's
Speaker 1: living with death. That's it. Oh boy, here we go.
Speaker 1: Mrs ms leslie K Stewart wrote, croaked dot dot dot,
Speaker 1: no disrespect. Dead isn't really dead, folks. We keep coming
Speaker 1: back dot dot dot. She merely is in another reality
Speaker 1: until her soul comes in again. Okay, alright, no, but no,
Speaker 1: but I think she's making fun. At that point she
Speaker 1: will be forever loved and not forgotten. We're not saying
Speaker 1: that she won't. People. Come on, man, all right, I
Speaker 1: um brody, Yeah, Coney Island, Love Coney Island. Do you
Speaker 1: think of hot dogs? You do think of hot dogs?
Speaker 1: You think of Frankfurt's. Yeah, But I think for too
Speaker 1: long people think about the wrong hot dog place. Well,
Speaker 1: if you want to talk about who invented the hot dog,
Speaker 1: you gotta talk to our friends at Feltman's. Now Feltman's
Speaker 1: has been around since eighteen sixty seven. Charles Feltman invented
Speaker 1: the hot dog. Yes, he did well and he did
Speaker 1: and uh he you know, people forget that. There's a
Speaker 1: famous guy named Nathan who worked there. He worked for Feltman's. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so obviously you learned from the best, right, So that's
Speaker 1: what happened. Our friends at Feltman's they had the recipe
Speaker 1: for the hot dog. Now, if you go to Feltman's
Speaker 1: of Coney Island dot com Feltman's with a T that's
Speaker 1: felt that's f E L T M A N S.
Speaker 1: Of Coney Island dot com, you'll see what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: You can buy the original Frankfurter, the original lot dog
Speaker 1: and the best part about it is there's no nitrates
Speaker 1: in it. These are awesome. I've tasted them, Brody you
Speaker 1: we did a taste test with the with with the
Speaker 1: people that you know had the brick and mortar store
Speaker 1: in Coney Island provently they they've reopened in Luda Park,
Speaker 1: so we got we got the taste. So Michael Mia,
Speaker 1: Michael Quinn, the press it, he was up here. He
Speaker 1: brought the tray of hot dogs and I was talking
Speaker 1: to him about about Feltman's and and uh the fact
Speaker 1: that they're they're in stores now, Uh, they're on Amazon,
Speaker 1: they're on jet you can get them anywhere in the country. Right.
Speaker 1: But he as I'm talking to him, I'm standing by
Speaker 1: the hot dog tray and I ate three of them.
Speaker 1: That Remember I yelled at you because you right you
Speaker 1: left me and uh, and I was talking to him because,
Speaker 1: by the way, that was the second time you left me.
Speaker 1: Remember that you left me at the time with the
Speaker 1: other guy, the woman I yelled you about that. You
Speaker 1: also left me with Michael. But I wasn't upset about
Speaker 1: that guy because I had three hot dogs at least
Speaker 1: that time. He left me with food. Yes, because you
Speaker 1: were like you already had two hot dogs. I had
Speaker 1: three hot dogs with the buns. They're really, have to say,
Speaker 1: really good. Feltman's is now consistently rated the best hot
Speaker 1: dog in New York City. Uh. They're all natural, no
Speaker 1: night trates, no fillers, no unnatural ingredients in them. And um,
Speaker 1: you know that hot dog eating legend, Kobe Yashi, the
Speaker 1: guy that that that does on the fourth he's one
Speaker 1: of the top of one of them. He says that
Speaker 1: Feltman's is his favorite hot dog. Um. They're available if
Speaker 1: your local uh at Fairway Market, Morton Williams, Mrs Green's,
Speaker 1: places like that. But they are also available online. And
Speaker 1: I'm telling you you're not going to be disappointed when
Speaker 1: you taste the magic that is Feltman's Hot Dogs. UM.
Speaker 1: You just have to go to their website Feltman's of
Speaker 1: Coney Island dot com. That's Feltman's of Cone Island dot com.
Speaker 1: They're in Coney Island. Uh. They're also on St. Mark's
Speaker 1: Place in the East in the East Village of New
Speaker 1: York City. If you're local to that. They're available on
Speaker 1: jet dot com, Amazon dot com, Google it. Can I
Speaker 1: say something Feltman's of Coney Next week when we go
Speaker 1: to Grand Primotors we are making a pit stop. We'll
Speaker 1: go over to Felton's Got Dogs a pit stop at
Speaker 1: what if we borrow one of Grand Car to take
Speaker 1: the Porsche of the Beam or over felt kind of
Speaker 1: like that Coney Island. But you've tasted them, We've loved them.
Speaker 1: I love them um, and and now that they're back,
Speaker 1: I've ordered some of them. And I'm sorry I put
Speaker 1: ketchup on it. I like to catch up on it.
Speaker 1: I'm a mustard. I'm a mustard guy. They have their
Speaker 1: own mustard too, enjoy so I get a lot of gas. Brodie,
Speaker 1: I am not. You know where we'll be next week,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, Brooklyn brook Boys, Brockla.