Speaker 1: Forever, Hi friend, Oh my god, it's so excited. This
Speaker 1: is I'm already I already know this is gonna be
Speaker 1: a hot one episode.
Speaker 2: Go ahead and give it ten stars. Yeah, and send
Speaker 2: it to you six up your loved ones. Yeah, can't
Speaker 2: you listen to it?
Speaker 1: Just what are y'all doing for your friends? Y'all not
Speaker 1: letting them know what's really good out there.
Speaker 3: So this is.
Speaker 2: This is a good Father's Day gift. It's a good
Speaker 2: Mother's Day gift. It's a good birthday present. This is
Speaker 2: unofficial experts.
Speaker 1: Send it to This is a good summertime motivation, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. When you're in the gym, you
Speaker 1: hearing us talking ship, You're like, oh, I'm about to
Speaker 1: get older.
Speaker 3: Abs, Yeah, ready ten more? Nine more, you got it?
Speaker 3: But more? Fix your four too high up in the air.
Speaker 1: Marie can tell you about that. Because I have no idea.
Speaker 1: I'll just be there in the mirror like.
Speaker 2: Em you know Jim Worthy that Sydneys go to the
Speaker 2: gym to watch TV and take photos and be.
Speaker 3: Like hashtag gym. Yeah, I'm doing it. Have you been
Speaker 3: to the gym yet for the for the season?
Speaker 1: No? Man, I just feel so scrwnny like, I like
Speaker 1: stand next to like women who got like hips, and shit,
Speaker 1: I'm like, what am I doing?
Speaker 3: The Gym's not gonna make you have hips? Oh yes
Speaker 3: there is, there's like those.
Speaker 1: If I get some squats going together mine but not
Speaker 1: your hip, my hips will grow too.
Speaker 3: I don't know what workout you think it's gonna make
Speaker 3: your hips grow. It's your butts. Your hips are not
Speaker 3: a muscle. It's not a muscle.
Speaker 1: But whenever I get more stuff in the back, the
Speaker 1: front like, it goes out too.
Speaker 3: Okay, Sidney, just get fat, you get fat, you have hips.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, guys, that's just not possible.
Speaker 2: The lie Big the Lies went to Detroit and came
Speaker 2: back and I was like, why you look so juicy
Speaker 2: and she was like, I don't know, And we just
Speaker 2: all assumed that she had gotten ass done in Detroit.
Speaker 3: That's where you would think I would get my ass done.
Speaker 3: I feel like it'd be cheap. You could get a
Speaker 3: house in Detroit for like ten dollars. Oh, here you go,
Speaker 3: Detroit slander. True, Okay, do we care?
Speaker 1: Is anybody in the studio from the d no, hey, listeners,
Speaker 1: anybody from Detroit don't shout us out.
Speaker 3: We're good, We're all set.
Speaker 2: We don't need a well shout out to Detroit, Motor City, Sydney.
Speaker 2: What were you an expert in this week? Let's get
Speaker 2: into it, friend.
Speaker 1: I'm all about challenging the petty. That's what I'm an
Speaker 1: expert in this week. You know your girl is getting
Speaker 1: consistent checks. Now, so I'll be taking an uber X.
Speaker 3: You were taking ubers before you was getting pool baby
Speaker 3: pool X. Now, okay, let's look to it. I look
Speaker 3: at prices, I'm like, I got that, and then I
Speaker 3: look at I'm like, what am I doing? Anyway?
Speaker 1: I got and I got an uber? Well, no, I
Speaker 1: didn't get an uber. I you know, summoned an uber
Speaker 1: to come. And you know, like four minutes in, I
Speaker 1: get a text message from the driver and he's just like,
Speaker 1: can you tell me where are you going? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: m Brooklyn, you always say you got to say no
Speaker 1: because they when they ask where you're going, they don't
Speaker 1: want to go wherever You're going.
Speaker 3: To respond, I know, you gotta be like nope.
Speaker 1: But I wanted to be honest because I wanted to
Speaker 1: see where this was going. And he was like yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to know if you on the way because
Speaker 1: I'm going to Harlem. I'm going home uptown. And I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, cool, I'm.
Speaker 3: Not going there.
Speaker 1: You need to come here. And then he's like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: can you just cancel? And I'm like, I'm not canceling
Speaker 1: if you need to. If you need to cancel, then
Speaker 1: you need to cancel. And he's like it's gonna mess
Speaker 1: up my status. I'm like, I don't care about anything.
Speaker 1: This is through text message.
Speaker 3: Are we friends, sir? What was the name Ishmael with
Speaker 3: my dah? Yeah? One star?
Speaker 1: Well it actually when I canceled too, it foxs up
Speaker 1: my ratings.
Speaker 3: So I get it. I'm already at a four point
Speaker 3: six and I don't even know why, because I know why.
Speaker 3: You get in the car.
Speaker 2: You be loud, you ask for the ox cord before
Speaker 2: you even say your name. You be like, h you
Speaker 2: got an iPhone charger, and they'd be like, uh, Sydney,
Speaker 2: are you in the right car. I've seen you getting ubers.
Speaker 2: I know why you at a four point six. Let
Speaker 2: me see what I'm at. Let me see what I'm
Speaker 2: I don't even.
Speaker 1: Know anyways, So the man doesn't cancel. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm not canceled.
Speaker 3: Point eight one, wow, wow, four point seven one.
Speaker 1: That's well retarded anyway. So he doesn't cancel, and I
Speaker 1: don't cancel. And then I see him on the map
Speaker 1: going the opposite direction of where I'm at. So this
Speaker 1: man is going home. He's going home, but he won't cancel.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I want to see how long
Speaker 1: you're gonna take this until he cancels. So I'm waiting
Speaker 1: and waiting, and then the person I was with, I
Speaker 1: was waving Ali Austin, and she's like, just take a
Speaker 1: lift and keep it, keep it running. Let's see this
Speaker 1: man goes all the way to the Bronx. That's not Harlem,
Speaker 1: That's what I said. I was like, well, one, he's
Speaker 1: a liar or he just don't know how he like
Speaker 1: everything is Harlem.
Speaker 2: He's like, I'm not claiming the Bronx a hall, right,
Speaker 2: Maybe he was embarrassed that he was going to the Bronx.
Speaker 3: Ify When it told me that he.
Speaker 2: Was going to the Bronx, I was like, oh, sir,
Speaker 2: I will cancel immediately.
Speaker 3: Sorry, it's gonna take you three days journey to get it.
Speaker 3: I got you, bro I.
Speaker 1: Got you, so long story short, he leaves it on
Speaker 1: until the next day and he doesn't cancel until like
Speaker 1: ten thirty in the morning.
Speaker 3: He doesn't cancel the.
Speaker 1: Ride, and it helped me because I got a four
Speaker 1: point seven after he canceled.
Speaker 3: So I'm glad that I didn't I'm glad that I
Speaker 3: did not cancel for him. How dare you, sir? And
Speaker 3: he had a four point nine stars. I was like,
Speaker 3: how because he don't never cancel?
Speaker 1: No, right, he don't know, I wrote, I wrote Uber,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm appalled, I'm distraught.
Speaker 3: I felt stranded. I was stranded.
Speaker 1: I felt stranded and I was stranded and they give
Speaker 1: me five dollars, So fuck Uber.
Speaker 2: Uber's response is always five dollars. Yeah, no matter what,
Speaker 2: you could be like they hit my baby, They five dollars.
Speaker 3: The man touched me. Oh that's it.
Speaker 2: It's like, I can't get a whole ride for what
Speaker 2: ride is five dollars?
Speaker 3: Uber? Like little short ones AnyWho? That that's what happened
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 1: If y'all understand where I'm going to tell me about
Speaker 1: your ubers, your uber situations at me, let me know.
Speaker 2: The crappiest uber experience you've ever had. We'll read them
Speaker 2: on the podcast, yes next week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what were you an expert in? Friend?
Speaker 2: You know I'm fully unemployed. Now I was an expert
Speaker 2: at being living my best unemployed life.
Speaker 3: This week I did karaoke two days in a row.
Speaker 3: That's that's what happened. That's a cry for help, my friends.
Speaker 3: It is because since so, I don't like karaoke when
Speaker 3: people invite me. But then when I'm there.
Speaker 2: I'm doing woreo, I'm doing, I'm harmonizing, I'm doing like
Speaker 2: I'm doing ballads. And mind you, Marie can sing. Just
Speaker 2: in case y'all don't now see you know, as a friend,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you a four point six faded as
Speaker 2: a friend.
Speaker 3: Well you know what, I'm gonna give your singing one star.
Speaker 2: Well that's because you're bitter, uh you mad that you
Speaker 2: ain't got the range that I got.
Speaker 3: Sis, You're right right, you know.
Speaker 2: So yesterday me and Andre went and we did uh
Speaker 2: we we started the whole evening off. Mind you, we
Speaker 2: were the youngest people in the room. It was all
Speaker 2: like Old Temptation as.
Speaker 3: Like Al Green. Oh yeah, this guy came up to
Speaker 3: sitt Andy and he was like you are beautiful. They
Speaker 3: called me Brooklyn Isaac Hayes.
Speaker 2: I was like, you know, I thought, he said it's
Speaker 2: Brooklyn very White, and then very White kept calling him
Speaker 2: Barry Berry.
Speaker 3: I was like, what is his real name?
Speaker 2: The Brooklyn Verry White, and he was like he walked
Speaker 2: away and somebody was like, he's famous, and I was like,
Speaker 2: is it in this?
Speaker 3: I said, you know, famous.
Speaker 2: Verry White, and and he sang and people were like
Speaker 2: two stepping. It was real motown like in there. The
Speaker 2: bartender looked like Smokey Robinson.
Speaker 3: It was interesting. So Andre and I started with Bills
Speaker 3: Bill's bells.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys know this, but the
Speaker 2: outro in the song is just the chorus like nineteen times.
Speaker 2: And we were like wow, and then I did, uh
Speaker 2: when you believe? I sang both Whitney and Mariah.
Speaker 3: I was there because I'm both parts.
Speaker 1: I was there and they wanted to boo her, but
Speaker 1: they were also like, this is a classic no disrespect.
Speaker 3: Know all black people don't care about not being disrespectful.
Speaker 3: They were feeling me. They left it. They were like,
Speaker 3: look at these young ass kids with the fresh ass hips. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We started singing a freak me baby, and everybody was like,
Speaker 1: are they having a stroke.
Speaker 3: We were like, let me like you up and down.
Speaker 2: Julia say su yeah that's me and Sydney Wow that
Speaker 2: was so good.
Speaker 3: Yes, both sharp, both flat whatever.
Speaker 2: Anyway, speaking of energy, super excited to get this episode
Speaker 2: really on ping. Our guest today is our work. She's
Speaker 2: a comedian, she's an influencer. She out here doing videos.
Speaker 3: She she got height. She probably the tallest woman that
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: Probably she's also from the Bronx, so she probably know
Speaker 2: what a dude that that didn't can.
Speaker 3: I got two cousins and driver. She is our lying expert.
Speaker 3: It is d mother, F and Nest. What's going on, guys?
Speaker 3: Nasty's in the building.
Speaker 2: D D and I met at Vice because that's where
Speaker 2: I was working, and I used to call her the gross.
Speaker 3: We're not gonna play give me that sponge glass, baby.
Speaker 3: I thought he was friends. You know how me do that?
Speaker 1: You know, we get a little shady and then that's
Speaker 1: how you know. I really like you exactly. Feelings a
Speaker 1: little amigas.
Speaker 3: The friends of the music my own own own it.
Speaker 3: But with wait, do you guys have like a Latin friends?
Speaker 2: Is there a show Na that's like Latin that we
Speaker 2: don't know that all Spanish shows are novels?
Speaker 3: Are there companies?
Speaker 4: They do have comedies, and I feel like there has
Speaker 4: to be a Latin friends I you know what's crazy though,
Speaker 4: Like I don't watch that much Latin TV.
Speaker 3: Like I just discovered Latin YouTube and I'm upseested, but
Speaker 3: like I am, yeah, Latin Instagram is the thing. Also, yeah,
Speaker 3: like and I'm I'm Dominican, but you know, I was
Speaker 3: born and raised in the Bronx.
Speaker 1: So I don't know, Nancy, is that how you start off?
Speaker 1: You're like, so I'm Dominican and I'm from the Bronx.
Speaker 1: Like is that you're like you intro it real quick.
Speaker 1: That's always what it is because people need to know,
Speaker 1: like this is where I'm from. I'm proud, yeah, very yeah.
Speaker 1: But no one that has ever come out of the Bronx.
Speaker 1: I feel like has been a shame to say that
Speaker 1: there's Bronx. When people say it, I'd be like, I
Speaker 1: want to share that, but they like the actual I think.
Speaker 3: That's what it is.
Speaker 4: I think we get shipp on so much that it's
Speaker 4: just like, well look at me killing the game and
Speaker 4: I'm from the Bronx so and plus it's like it
Speaker 4: really is a part of me, Like I don't really
Speaker 4: know how to explain it.
Speaker 3: But being from it all up and through your voice. Dude,
Speaker 3: it's in my voice. Isn't the way that I walk
Speaker 3: and ship? It's the way you are on your line
Speaker 3: your eyes. But I don't have white ups, which are
Speaker 3: just are they called ups? Now?
Speaker 1: The uptowns for the listeners, uptowns are like Harlem and
Speaker 1: Bronx staple. You are not from the hood unless you
Speaker 1: have a pair of ups and there's a low there's.
Speaker 3: Yes. How tall are you? I don't yo, I think
Speaker 3: I grew recently, but I think I'm five eleven, No,
Speaker 3: that's hot. I think how tall are you?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: Six two? You taller than me? Andrew?
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I might be six though, Like I feel
Speaker 4: like I got that giant gland that you know, us
Speaker 4: able to stop growing when you're like twenty one thyroid. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think we're gonna be on TLC very soon.
Speaker 3: Like you do want to have a big.
Speaker 4: Because I was in a friend's house the other day
Speaker 4: and she lives like in a basement, So sorry.
Speaker 2: For you, understand, I had to I have to crawling
Speaker 2: like Alice in Wonderland.
Speaker 3: No, not buddy Dominican Alison.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, budy Quay is just Puerto Ricans ya basically Okay,
Speaker 2: so Dominicans can't beat that.
Speaker 3: No, Okay, my family's from Haitian Andrews White, he didn't know.
Speaker 4: No, I don't even think that like Puerto Ricans from
Speaker 4: Puerto Rico called themselves. Body, that's a very New York thing.
Speaker 3: Body. I don't know, I don't, I have no clue.
Speaker 3: But that's just what we call them. We don't know
Speaker 3: what it means. When you say we are, you're saying Dominicans.
Speaker 2: I think anybody who knows about qua Okay, people who
Speaker 2: have flags hanging from their car exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that little baby shoe with the flag all in
Speaker 3: the back window. Yes, yes, and yeah, that's what that is.
Speaker 3: I'm here for all of that. Okay.
Speaker 2: So you're a lying expert, but you seem like somebody
Speaker 2: who keeps it pretty real.
Speaker 4: Like no, I think I think that's why. Like I
Speaker 4: can definitely tell when people lying to me, and a
Speaker 4: group of a.
Speaker 3: Mother who like, for the first couple years of my life,
Speaker 3: she was Alveray strict. So I had to do things.
Speaker 4: I had to like kind of get around it by lying.
Speaker 4: So I consider myself a very good life. So when
Speaker 4: people lying to me, i'd be like you lying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had a.
Speaker 2: Strict mom to when we would lie to her. Also, yeah,
Speaker 2: like that's the only way you guys should done is
Speaker 2: my lying. That's how we got outside exactly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So without lying, I wouldn't be who I am.
Speaker 4: I would be like a little like shell shocked person.
Speaker 3: Nerds.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I have a nerd. I'm definitely a nerd,
Speaker 4: but I'm a hood nerd, so it's different.
Speaker 3: It's different what I mean, what's a hood nerd? You
Speaker 3: know how to make a chop cheese and say, like,
Speaker 3: what's the math? A hood nerd? You know, I'll be
Speaker 3: reading comic books from time to time.
Speaker 4: But I also don't know like every big pun song,
Speaker 4: big papa, like you know everything.
Speaker 3: I can also fight, like, yeah, you can write, oh
Speaker 3: think you said? And right? That makes you ner You
Speaker 3: can fight and write. That's a good nerd. Wait and right,
Speaker 3: fight and right, you're right fighting. Right, we're about to
Speaker 3: make the bars. Yeah, we're not doing a podcast nomore,
Speaker 3: We're doing an album. Yes, that's it's wrong, right, fighting, right,
Speaker 3: get on my level, Get.
Speaker 2: On my level.
Speaker 3: See, I was so bad at lying.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm always trying to tell the truth, because
Speaker 1: I would always get caught. Yeah, so I learned early that, oh,
Speaker 1: you're just bad at this and you should just probably
Speaker 1: tell the truth. Yeah, growing up, I needed I needed
Speaker 1: to be honest because every time I lie, literally the
Speaker 1: next day it's like, okay, so your ship is not
Speaker 1: adding up.
Speaker 3: This is wrong. You should have stuck with it. You know,
Speaker 3: the more you lie, the better at it. You be better.
Speaker 3: Queen of lies over here, Yeah, queen of lies. I
Speaker 3: just feel like lying as exhausting.
Speaker 4: I also do feel like it's like a childish thing,
Speaker 4: like I got away with it as a kid, but
Speaker 4: now that I'm an adult, I don't give up.
Speaker 3: I don't care enough to lie anymore.
Speaker 4: Right, So I feel like that's when when I meet people,
Speaker 4: like you know, when people lying when their life is
Speaker 4: too elaborate, Like, but there's always a bitch of a story,
Speaker 4: a very tall tale, and I'm just as tall, so
Speaker 4: I can see the lies. So I just like like,
Speaker 4: I can't even think about it. But somebody will walk
Speaker 4: in and they be like yo, I just hitched the
Speaker 4: ride on the raff over here.
Speaker 3: Like didn't. Those are the nineties that come like what
Speaker 3: do you what is your life?
Speaker 2: Do you remember a time that you lied and forgot
Speaker 2: what you would say? Like, because like it's easy to
Speaker 2: add to a story and then it's hard to remember what.
Speaker 3: You get caught and what. I don't remember a specific
Speaker 3: time that I might have gotten.
Speaker 2: Caught in a lot, I'll tell you about the time
Speaker 2: that I got let's hear it. So when I was little,
Speaker 2: I used to steal. I I used to steal from
Speaker 2: the school store. I used to steal from like the
Speaker 2: Holliday boutique.
Speaker 3: I used to steal people's lunch, but snacks out of
Speaker 3: their lunch boxes. I would steal.
Speaker 2: And it was just that I didn't need, Like my
Speaker 2: mother gave me a every day to go to school,
Speaker 2: but it was always something real healthy, like an apple
Speaker 2: or a tangerine or something stupid like that.
Speaker 3: And all the other kids were eating like chips and
Speaker 3: the cracker with the watery cheese and the little red stick,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean like that, and my mother
Speaker 3: never rectangle ship. Yeah, I don't remember, I want to say,
Speaker 3: but that's like No, it's like ritz Cracker. It's like
Speaker 3: it was like a Nibisco situation. So those right. I mean,
Speaker 3: the cheese was not cheese. It was just orange water.
Speaker 3: It was blue. It was blue, and it was Velvita
Speaker 3: that like liquid cheese that you oh, yeah, that's a
Speaker 3: mac and cheese.
Speaker 4: Though there's a brand of a Vita called Mac and Cheese.
Speaker 4: But that little thing I think was crafts because the
Speaker 4: little you talking about the rectangle.
Speaker 2: With you peel the back off and there's like a
Speaker 2: rectangle crack, like a stack a little cheese and that
Speaker 2: stick it.
Speaker 3: Was like a hood cheese plate. Oh my god. That
Speaker 3: was her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And my mom gave me like fifty cents to
Speaker 2: get something from the school store, and I came out
Speaker 2: with a bag, a giant bag full of stuff like
Speaker 2: I stole like all those erasers that were shaped like
Speaker 2: soccer balls or whatever, and like all this crap that
Speaker 2: I didn't need, like Lisa frank folders, all of this stuff.
Speaker 3: And my brother is a year older than me. My
Speaker 3: mother gave him the same fifty cents. We were on
Speaker 3: the bus.
Speaker 2: He was like all I got was this pen, And
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, they must have been having a
Speaker 2: sale when I went and I came home and my
Speaker 2: parents are like, the hook is this? Like they were like, okay,
Speaker 2: the school fifty cents goes far right because my parents
Speaker 2: third world country realness. Like they were like, okay, well,
Speaker 2: well you stretched that money. And then it was like,
Speaker 2: well what did you get to my brother and he
Speaker 2: showed them and they were like, oh.
Speaker 3: A little real cream pie. Yeah. They were like, you're lying,
Speaker 3: and I was like, no, I didn't. I found it.
Speaker 3: I kept I was like, I paid for it, and
Speaker 3: then I was like I found it.
Speaker 2: And then I was like they gave it to me,
Speaker 2: and like all within the span at like a couple
Speaker 2: of minutes, they beat my ass.
Speaker 3: Oh damn.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean I used to steal as well. I guess
Speaker 4: I'm a good liar and see it because I used to.
Speaker 4: I used to steal like I was a queen of
Speaker 4: thief and like me and my cousins were broke, and
Speaker 4: I remember we would walk to park Chester, which is
Speaker 4: kind of like this part of the Bronx where has
Speaker 4: like Macy's and a few bunch of other stores.
Speaker 3: Six on the six train. I used to be on
Speaker 3: the sixth. Jlo used to go to park Chester. I'm
Speaker 3: sure was such a.
Speaker 4: Park Chester check and you see it because park Chester
Speaker 4: was like loky, kind of fancy a little bit, yeah,
Speaker 4: because they had a may I remember one day me
Speaker 4: and my cousins were sitting down in my aunt house
Speaker 4: and we were like, yo, I'm tired of being broke.
Speaker 4: And I'm tall and I've always.
Speaker 3: Been tall, and I was like, I'm tired of people
Speaker 3: making fun of my high waters, like everyone could see
Speaker 3: my ankles at all time, and now they're in and listen.
Speaker 3: They they've never been out.
Speaker 4: So I remember my aunt, you know, she had a
Speaker 4: lot of bags, a lot of big bags, and we were.
Speaker 3: Just like, yo, let's go shopping. So we each had
Speaker 3: a big ass back. I don't know how we didn't
Speaker 3: go to jail this day.
Speaker 4: And we went to Macy's and we went to Fast
Speaker 4: Up and Iron and Rainbow and all this other shit,
Speaker 4: and we were just like it was crazy, like one
Speaker 4: of those videos that you see on Instagram.
Speaker 3: He's just ran tacking shit in a bag like supermarket sweet. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Like I got shoes that thing, Like I got shoes,
Speaker 3: Like who steals shoes? Like I actually washed?
Speaker 4: You never walked into a pair of shoes, like tried
Speaker 4: on another and then left with the new one and
Speaker 4: left the nasty, raggedy ones.
Speaker 3: I've never done that. I've seen that, like in the box,
Speaker 3: like you like real is off white, that's so smart
Speaker 3: thirty shoes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but back in the day, you could steal so
Speaker 1: much easier. Like I had friends that would go to
Speaker 1: Bloomingdale's and they would still raff luring, like cashmere sweaters,
Speaker 1: and I would go with them, and they would go
Speaker 1: in the dressing room and they didn't have the same
Speaker 1: set the same type of sensors, and like they were
Speaker 1: all we're all in uh ninth grade, so it was
Speaker 1: just like it was nothing to them, And I would
Speaker 1: go with them, and I wouldn't steal because I'm just
Speaker 1: like I'm too.
Speaker 3: I know how Ramona gets.
Speaker 1: Down, Like she knows everything I have, any item, she
Speaker 1: can tell something, she can smell something new in the place.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the mother's skill too, though, Like my mother
Speaker 2: knew all of my clothes in high school.
Speaker 3: Ramona's your mom. Yeah, she was a friend.
Speaker 1: That that's the listeners. The listeners know about Ramona. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I talked to call her about her first name very
Speaker 1: Bag with me, but whatever.
Speaker 3: Sidney called my mom by her first name once one
Speaker 3: time I didn't know. She was on the freaking.
Speaker 2: Phone side speakerphone and I was with my mom and
Speaker 2: Sidney was like, she said, my mom's full government.
Speaker 3: My mother was like, who is that? I was like,
Speaker 3: I gotta go. She did, she got in trouble. My
Speaker 3: mom said we can't be friends no more. That's pretty
Speaker 3: much that is exactly what happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like just as a kid, it was
Speaker 2: easy to steal. I think it was really easy, and
Speaker 2: touching out the tags was the thing to do that, right,
Speaker 2: It's just we're not paying full retail so much to
Speaker 2: make which you are the devil for even putting that
Speaker 2: type of price on this shirt. As let's get into
Speaker 2: corporate greeds. Yeah, y'all are actually the problem sweatshop.
Speaker 3: But it does, it does.
Speaker 2: It was sticking it to the man. I stole a
Speaker 2: d K n Y tube top from Macy's once fancy.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know what the hell where I thought
Speaker 2: I was going young. It's a hairtie, right, it's a headband.
Speaker 2: I had a friend that worked at Arrow Postil remember
Speaker 2: when that was cute, and he he came in and
Speaker 2: he was like, they don't have no sensors on any
Speaker 2: of the clothes.
Speaker 3: And he was like, and there's no security and the
Speaker 3: cameras ain't got no wonder dominic cameras. Right, he was
Speaker 3: like a cameras ain't got no Uh, they're fake.
Speaker 2: So we would jump in the car and split up
Speaker 2: into teams and just spend probably like a cool half
Speaker 2: hour just panties, shirts, sweaters, jeans, shoes.
Speaker 3: I don't even know they take it to the fitting
Speaker 3: room and put it all under your clothes. That's another one.
Speaker 3: I never did that, your hoodlums. That's so sad. I'm
Speaker 3: just you just walk out real thick. Yeah, just like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm just going. But I never got caught stealing. I
Speaker 3: only got caught, you know, from my parents.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean this is the this is my biggest
Speaker 1: stealing thing, and then I'll move the Okay, how did
Speaker 1: you set it off so well? I used to work
Speaker 1: in Victoria's Secret at the mall, at the Urban Mall
Speaker 1: in Massachusetts.
Speaker 3: And Urban Yeah, I was gonna say that it was Auburn.
Speaker 1: It was Auburn Mall. It was in Woolster, mass It
Speaker 1: don't matter. But anyway, I worked there and I urban people.
Speaker 2: It was the black people. It was where Jimmy jazz
Speaker 2: and v im and stuff was sports, a finish line
Speaker 2: and a foot lock.
Speaker 3: No, it had every It was everything that you needed
Speaker 3: in Wooster. It was a mall. It was just a
Speaker 3: regular mall.
Speaker 1: But I worked there and I used to take the
Speaker 1: sensors off the bras and just layer my freaking bra
Speaker 1: up with other bras. And I was steal bras for
Speaker 1: friends and for myself. Wait, this is while you work
Speaker 1: fair Yes, inside job, inside job.
Speaker 3: You need man sometimes. And you used to see LEVI
Speaker 3: I was pussy. I didn't steal the jeans, but I
Speaker 3: would steal all the leather belts. I would put them
Speaker 3: here undre. Yeah, oh I have a nice collection.
Speaker 2: You are doing belts. You were doing waste trainers before
Speaker 2: everybody tass belts. I mean you just you see that
Speaker 2: you're not getting paid enough. You see like all the
Speaker 2: ship that you put into the place. You're like, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna get mine like this here. I think it's the
Speaker 2: less it's that. But also they built into their budget
Speaker 2: people stealing.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's called LP loss prevention.
Speaker 2: They know that they're not going to sell everything. They
Speaker 2: know people are going to steal, so they like, that's
Speaker 2: part of the budget.
Speaker 3: So it's like, if you know people gonna steal, then
Speaker 3: I'm doing what y'all want me to do for the people. Facts.
Speaker 3: I don't feel anymore now I'm too old. I feel
Speaker 3: like I can't go to jail for stealing. I mean considering.
Speaker 1: I see you know people who go to jail and
Speaker 1: just get right out. I feel like I'm not one
Speaker 1: of those people.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, I feel like I don't want to risk it,
Speaker 2: you know, flash back to a couple of months ago.
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was akon Acon and young geez, I got
Speaker 2: a sick.
Speaker 3: Sick It's just a sick weapon. It was a baton.
Speaker 3: It was a police baton.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I feel like that that was funny. But
Speaker 1: to get caught stealing, that's embarrassing. It is, and nobody's
Speaker 1: gonna help me get out, nobody because they're just.
Speaker 3: Like, bitch, why you got caught stealing? You're so dumb,
Speaker 3: you know, like you you've been stealing all your life.
Speaker 3: Now all of a sudden you're getting caught, Like, come on,
Speaker 3: work better.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the older you got, the like, I am more
Speaker 4: afraid now, but I sta seeming like the classes like whatever,
Speaker 4: I'm not paying ten dollars for the class.
Speaker 3: I heard far un the spot. If you want to steal,
Speaker 3: that's what I heard.
Speaker 2: I saw somebody get caught stealing at I was there
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, oh, what happened. It was
Speaker 2: a couple of years ago. It was the Sephora in
Speaker 2: like Harold Square near the Macy's. Shout out, that's too.
Speaker 3: That's too big. It's too big. I feel like so
Speaker 3: far it's too easy. So I'm afraid, Like I'm like,
Speaker 3: this is too easy. They're watching. There's always this people
Speaker 3: their cameras work. I heard their cameras are good, like
Speaker 3: they mean like like some CSI like they got the
Speaker 3: Vegas casino cameras. Yes, I think that's what I heard.
Speaker 1: I heard the you know, the little travel size stuff
Speaker 1: that they get by the register, like to scam you
Speaker 1: to get more stuff. That's where people be getting caught
Speaker 1: because it's like, oh, there's so much little stuff here.
Speaker 1: Oh you know, I'll just like this like that and
Speaker 1: then nobody gonna see it. And they're like, no, this
Speaker 1: is actually to catch people who are thieves.
Speaker 3: If you're stealing from the register.
Speaker 2: You gotta have big balls from there, and then you
Speaker 2: gotta walk all the way out the store.
Speaker 3: That's true, a long walk of anxiety, right yea.
Speaker 2: Also good for samples, you don't ever have to spend
Speaker 2: any money as a forger. Have a sample of this, this, this,
Speaker 2: and these eight other things.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But sometimes your hands is hot and you're like, I
Speaker 1: don't want a fucking sample, I want the whole damn thing,
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, the eyeliner is in
Speaker 1: your pocket and you're like, my, then.
Speaker 3: You deserve to be in jail with with that cricket
Speaker 3: with a cricket cat eye. That's when I grab her.
Speaker 3: Have you ever dated a dude that that you caught
Speaker 3: lying to you?
Speaker 4: Of course, of course, yes, of course, like my ex
Speaker 4: one that I well, this one was like an innocent
Speaker 4: eye a little bit. But basically my ex the first
Speaker 4: couple like months that we were dating, he was lying
Speaker 4: to me. And he's very, very very honest. He's a
Speaker 4: very good person. So like this, he was doing signing,
Speaker 4: he was acting shady, wasn't picking up the phone.
Speaker 3: Is he lying about? I'm like, what are you lying about? Right?
Speaker 4: So he I forgot what the story was. This was
Speaker 4: a long time ago ago, but like he just was
Speaker 4: acting weird. He wasn't looking when he finally came to
Speaker 4: the house, he was gonna look me in my eyes.
Speaker 4: He smelled different.
Speaker 3: I'm like different. He just had like a smell that
Speaker 3: wasn't me. And I'm like, where were you? Like, what
Speaker 3: were you doing? Was in bathroom body work splash. It
Speaker 3: was more like like Florida water, and I used Florida
Speaker 3: water to like sleep the mom and stuff. And he's
Speaker 3: not like Florida water, incense and stuff. I'm like, what
Speaker 3: hippie ass bitch house were you in? You know?
Speaker 4: So, like I was trying to figure it out. And
Speaker 4: then long story short, like I don't funk with like
Speaker 4: like voodoo and ship. I was raided Jehovah's witness, so
Speaker 4: like stealing horrible anyway, but I don't funk with the devil.
Speaker 4: I don't fun with that, like like your specs and ship.
Speaker 4: I don't go to no psychics, like I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't do that. No, no, no, no, I'm not
Speaker 3: that latina. No, I don't do that.
Speaker 4: So he has a cousin who's like very heavy into
Speaker 4: so he went to these like say like a weird
Speaker 4: say on ship and he had mentioned it before and
Speaker 4: he was like, I was like, don't go there and
Speaker 4: come to my house bringing that ship to my house,
Speaker 4: Like I don't want your energy with some weird devil
Speaker 4: bitch on you coming into my house. Like I'm not
Speaker 4: a out that. So he hid that from me, but
Speaker 4: I could tell that he was lying. But I've also
Speaker 4: had dudes like me like like he's a great guy.
Speaker 4: I never called him and anything like that, but I
Speaker 4: had some other dirty as motherfuckers that I was seeing.
Speaker 3: And he's just used to lie all the time about
Speaker 3: what just anything where he was he was with numbers
Speaker 3: and his phone numbers.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I had like I remember I looked
Speaker 4: through this guy's laptop, you know how like that iMac.
Speaker 3: See, I don't, I don't. I'm not here for that.
Speaker 3: I'm not here. You've never you've never searched. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: when you search, you're gonna find what you want. I
Speaker 3: don't always search, but I've never found anything. Well this
Speaker 3: one time I found at all.
Speaker 4: So I found like at least four bitches and I'm like, damn,
Speaker 4: but like what the conversation conversations titties, but also a
Speaker 4: bit that I put him on, like for work.
Speaker 3: I saw him pursuing the whole. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 3: you're pursuing the bitch that I put you onto for
Speaker 3: work for work. He was like, it's not working.
Speaker 4: He works with clothes and the chick is a model
Speaker 4: and she was like a big like she went viral
Speaker 4: for some ship because she's like very well spoken, very cute.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna go to her and Twitter, but you're
Speaker 3: gonna show us after after.
Speaker 4: So this bitch he like apparently she reached out to
Speaker 4: him to collapse, and he was like, I don't really know,
Speaker 4: Like she ain't that cute. I'm like, na, Na, she's cute.
Speaker 4: Her personality is cute, Like she's like one of them.
Speaker 4: Like I was like, she's like one of them ugly cutes, Like.
Speaker 3: She's really finish. She's cute, she's cute, she's cute, she's
Speaker 3: she's still friends, okay, but whatever.
Speaker 4: So he I told him about her, and then he
Speaker 4: was like really pursuing her and like really really going
Speaker 4: hard for her.
Speaker 3: And I have a sneaking suspicion that that's like his
Speaker 3: check now. So but I saw the conversations.
Speaker 4: But he was like like anyway, the lie was like
Speaker 4: I saw that girl him talking to that girl and
Speaker 4: three other women, and he's like.
Speaker 3: These are my friends. This is how I talk to them.
Speaker 3: It's just like like you're a comedian and I'm like
Speaker 3: you were like, I don't none of this is funny
Speaker 3: to make this ain't this ain't a joke, Like it's
Speaker 3: not a joke.
Speaker 4: Also, like you know, they're not looking at you in
Speaker 4: there your eyes, they're being super defensive, like why are
Speaker 4: you even looking through my ship? If you think I'm
Speaker 4: hiding something? If I'm if you think I'm hiding something,
Speaker 4: what are you hiding?
Speaker 3: That's like spoken like a true liar. And then listen,
Speaker 3: this is my This is my rule of thumb for
Speaker 3: a liar. Right when you confront a liar and the
Speaker 3: first thing they say is wow, the more.
Speaker 4: The more w is in that while the more time
Speaker 4: he's coming up of a liar like you trying to
Speaker 4: figure it out.
Speaker 2: So wow, I was act first of all, if you
Speaker 2: hear first, First of all, I was at my mother's house.
Speaker 2: You went through my computer anything you first of all.
Speaker 3: That's my work laptop. So like everybody in the office.
Speaker 2: You just that laptop to send nudes that ain't even
Speaker 2: not my titties. This is professional titties. I mean, but
Speaker 2: I'm asking real questions. Why are you going through my ship?
Speaker 3: Like what the fuck? Because you're acting suspicious.
Speaker 1: I think I would that you just asked me instead
Speaker 1: of ask instead of go through my ship.
Speaker 4: Now, because this guy, like, you know, I think he
Speaker 4: was a good liar, like in the sense of like
Speaker 4: he would. He wasn't messy, and he wasn't out there,
Speaker 4: but I just knew it deep in my heart. Oh,
Speaker 4: this is something kind of slimy and skeeevy about.
Speaker 3: Couldn't you just have dumped dick?
Speaker 2: But a real answer right there, The dick was good.
Speaker 2: His soul was slimy, But the dick was good. Slimy, slimy, good.
Speaker 3: Dick, slimy dick.
Speaker 4: I mean sometimes slimmy dude's got the best dick. Well,
Speaker 4: unfortunately that's not a thing anymore. I mean, fortunately, fortunately
Speaker 4: that's not a thing anymore.
Speaker 3: But wait, what's the what's the biggest lie you've told
Speaker 3: in a relationship. Well, we're gonna have to talk about
Speaker 3: that when we get off there. Oh wait, you can't
Speaker 3: talk about it. Come and I'll tell you the number
Speaker 3: one lie I ever told you. I'll tell a lie.
Speaker 3: I was like, this is your I'm pregnant by you.
Speaker 3: That was a big lie. Yeah, what happened.
Speaker 1: It was honestly, I didn't even know, but I was like,
Speaker 1: but were you pregnant? I was definitely pregnant. I just
Speaker 1: didn't know who you are, not the father. I couldn't
Speaker 1: couldn't place it, couldn't tell. I mean, I had an idea,
Speaker 1: but you know I needed to get these uh these coins.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I respect that's a woman who lies in I
Speaker 4: think my biggest lie actually was telling someone that I
Speaker 4: never had had a three so before when I have
Speaker 4: had Why are you lying about that?
Speaker 3: Now? That's childish because the timeline because you were with
Speaker 3: them when you had that threesome. Yeah, but you didn't
Speaker 3: have to say when. But it's not cheating. If it's
Speaker 3: two people at the same time, it cancels out. They
Speaker 3: don't count right balances out. If you saw for X,
Speaker 3: you know, you got to what you do the bottom
Speaker 3: and it canceled, so you cheated. That's what happened. I
Speaker 3: should cheat. I wouldn't have cheated. I don't think that
Speaker 3: me and him was artificial. So then why did you lie?
Speaker 3: Because sometimes because you don't want to get.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, okay, well let's talk about this three so
Speaker 1: oh yeah, because that's what Maurice trying to do this summer.
Speaker 1: So she remember we were talking about this at work
Speaker 1: and you said that you said to me somebody might
Speaker 1: have asked you for a threesome and you didn't realize
Speaker 1: they were asking or something like that, because I told
Speaker 1: you this woman slid into my d MS and said
Speaker 1: her and her boyfriend really liked the show and you
Speaker 1: were like.
Speaker 2: Oh, that she wants to have three Oh yeah, you
Speaker 2: were the unicorn. Those people live in San Francisco and
Speaker 2: they were like, yes, they were. We want to fly
Speaker 2: you out on vacation with us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you were the unicorn and you were the definitely
Speaker 3: the unicorn. I mean, yeah, why not. It's fun.
Speaker 4: I think it's also better like that sometimes, Like I
Speaker 4: know that the rule of thumb with three somes is
Speaker 4: if you're gonna have a threesome.
Speaker 3: Like the people that I had a threesome with, none
Speaker 3: of us were with each other. That was like we
Speaker 3: were drunk. He was in a pool, like in a
Speaker 3: pool okay, well do you could you tall?
Speaker 2: So you was in the deep end, just like moving
Speaker 2: around like nobody's coming no way except me.
Speaker 3: Was that a local pool or were you out of seat?
Speaker 3: It was like out of state a local pool. A
Speaker 3: pool I would have came out with y and we're
Speaker 3: asking a real question. No equinox I feel like there's
Speaker 3: an equinox pool? Are there equinoxes? It was an Airbnb pool.
Speaker 1: And okay, so you were on you were in Westchester
Speaker 1: on the cusp of like the Bronx, like that was
Speaker 1: like New York.
Speaker 3: City, you know, but it was cool, I think.
Speaker 4: But like the rule of thumb for three sous I
Speaker 4: would say is that you should not know each other.
Speaker 4: I think that it should always be the if it's
Speaker 4: a relationship, like if it's a girl and a guy
Speaker 4: that are together and somebody wants to to be something,
Speaker 4: the girl has to initiate it. I think if the
Speaker 4: guy initiates it, it's kind of like sketch because just
Speaker 4: wanted to fuck this bitch. So I think the girl,
Speaker 4: the girlfriend should initiate it and be like this person
Speaker 4: I met, and it shouldn't be someone that either of
Speaker 4: you have sucked in the past. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because
Speaker 4: there's like we're shit in it. But yeah, I always
Speaker 4: but like for you, if are you in a relationship,
Speaker 4: so you're single, So if somebody, if if a couple
Speaker 4: comes at you together, I think that's cool because like they.
Speaker 3: Don't know you, they don't know me. So I don't
Speaker 3: trust nobody.
Speaker 1: I don't trust nobody because we had a friend who
Speaker 1: the guy wanted a threesome and the girlfriend was acting
Speaker 1: like she wanted it, but at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: she didn't.
Speaker 3: She only wanted to do it to please to please him.
Speaker 1: And I don't want to be in a situation like
Speaker 1: that because it's too much drama, too much bagage.
Speaker 3: Just like it needs to be free, it needs to
Speaker 3: be air, Like yeah, you guys, con you guys gonna
Speaker 3: be having sex. You're gonna bite you all real And
Speaker 3: she's like, yes, you gotta go home. Sorry, Well, somebody
Speaker 3: get me an uber.
Speaker 1: And then it'll be like fifty shades of gray stunts
Speaker 1: like wait, why are you tying me up?
Speaker 3: Okay, now you're putting something in my mouth? Is that
Speaker 3: a sock?
Speaker 1: Now you tied up in a basement somewhere. No, you
Speaker 1: don't even get your nut off, Like, yeah.
Speaker 3: That's the worst part of it all, Like tie me up,
Speaker 3: but at least let me get it. No, I'm just like,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just feel like there's so many alterror motives with threesomes.
Speaker 1: There's not like organic ones, organic three.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say that.
Speaker 4: The one that I had, I was very very young,
Speaker 4: and it was organic because we had nothing to do
Speaker 4: with each other, like he we had all met there, so.
Speaker 3: That was the hostel. It was a vacation, like we
Speaker 3: knew each other that we I mean, it was a thing.
Speaker 3: I can't love it, but it was, you know.
Speaker 2: So then the dude that you were dating at the
Speaker 2: time asked you about if you had ever had a
Speaker 2: threesome and you said no because it was crossover. Yeah, basically,
Speaker 2: I mean, you got a lot of these men sometimes
Speaker 2: because men are the most sensitive people in the world.
Speaker 3: They're sensitive and they be lying the most. So I'm
Speaker 3: going to live my life. That being said, I hate liars. Oh,
Speaker 3: I hate when people lie. It's crazy because because you're but.
Speaker 2: I'm honest now in twenty nineteen, I'm honest. I'm not
Speaker 2: out here lying to people.
Speaker 3: You have to lie about Yeah, lying as I lied
Speaker 3: as a child. I lie, I stole and lied as
Speaker 3: a kid. I'm not lying anymore.
Speaker 2: I mean I'll lie to my mom about stuff now,
Speaker 2: Like my mother will ask me how much something cost,
Speaker 2: and I'll lie about how much I spent. That's a
Speaker 2: little white line, right, because I know she's going to
Speaker 2: be like, you spent too much and she's gonna complain.
Speaker 2: But those are the types of lies that I tell Now,
Speaker 2: I'm not Yeah, I'm not lying about where I am
Speaker 2: or who I'm weird or what were doing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like that whole things and thing I was like nineteen,
Speaker 3: I can't do that shit now as an adult. That's exhausting.
Speaker 4: I don't have the time and I forget a lot,
Speaker 4: so like I wouldn't be able to keep up with
Speaker 4: my lives.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and when where the origin of like white lies
Speaker 3: come from? White people be lying?
Speaker 2: But I'm like, white lives isn't harmful, Yeah, but most
Speaker 2: harmful lies, so do white collar crimes.
Speaker 3: Exactly the amment.
Speaker 2: Okay, Bernie hold all your money, okayetrating, Yeah, Christopher Columbus like, okay,
Speaker 2: you see what his lie did to the Native Americans.
Speaker 3: That's what kind of white lives, y'all want I've never
Speaker 3: met a Native America exactly, they don't. That's how strong
Speaker 3: the lie was. Okay, that's a white lie. That's the
Speaker 3: white How do we get that out? We need to
Speaker 3: We need to cancel white lies. There's no such thing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we gotta make them. What's what's an inclusive term for
Speaker 3: white lives? Use the multicultural lies that we can fluid lies,
Speaker 3: fluid lies, fluid lies.
Speaker 2: But do I feel like I want to know more
Speaker 2: about you as a person, like so your mother you
Speaker 2: were raised Jehovah's witness, Yes, like prince like.
Speaker 3: Price, that's bizarre. Like Williams. Serena Williams is Jehovah's witness.
Speaker 3: She was Venus And I don't think anymore.
Speaker 4: No, maybe though, because that wedding of hers was odd.
Speaker 4: Did you see the pictures of Serena William's wedding?
Speaker 3: Look like fucking Kingdom home anyway? But yeah, I ask away,
Speaker 3: what do you want?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 3: Siblings and stuff? I do. I'm the youngest of three
Speaker 3: and yeah, uh, I have siblings, a brother and a sister,
Speaker 3: and they do. I love them. I'm very close to
Speaker 3: my family. Yeah, you're my family.
Speaker 1: Oriented I'll be watching your interests. I'm like, yo, you
Speaker 1: got just out there, but chatta and it up you
Speaker 1: crop up?
Speaker 3: Yeah, wearing crap you're not wearing is not like your family.
Speaker 3: Like your family first of all, is so cute. We
Speaker 3: live so fun.
Speaker 1: And every time I know, as soon as I could
Speaker 1: see the walls, I'm like, oh, she in her family's house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's just certain type of walls that like families have.
Speaker 3: Like covered an oldest photo. This is old school. I
Speaker 3: know where she is. She's at home.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you a plastic Yeah, you have them little like
Speaker 4: things that people from Caribbeans like to put on.
Speaker 3: Their walls, and they just like attack being weird.
Speaker 1: Like and you'll be dancing and drinking and have a
Speaker 1: good good time. I'm like, ah, this is like family.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love my family. We get we go from
Speaker 4: zero to one hundred real quick. So, like, I'm very
Speaker 4: very social.
Speaker 3: I like people.
Speaker 4: I'm very conversational. But I got like three friends and
Speaker 4: then my family, Like I don't really talk with a.
Speaker 3: Lot of people. Like you what you say three? Yeah
Speaker 3: say it again? Three?
Speaker 5: No threesomes? Like three friends. I'm the baby of three.
Speaker 5: My name is three Street. From me three down, literally nasty.
Speaker 3: Three.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I love my family the dope. We're a
Speaker 4: lot of fun. My mom is actually the one who's
Speaker 4: the most conservative because she, like we were. I had
Speaker 4: a very confusing childhood. So Jehovah's witness.
Speaker 3: Because still jehovah witness.
Speaker 2: The only one that Jehovah's witness is my mom, right,
Speaker 2: So so what what's the what's the Like they can't
Speaker 2: like eat after a certain time, but they can't drink.
Speaker 3: You can't come outside. They drink.
Speaker 4: They drink like win of shit, but like you're not
Speaker 4: supposed to be like drunk or whatever. But they don't
Speaker 4: celebrate holidays because they feel like every holiday stems from
Speaker 4: a pagan Like the people think that Jovah's witnesses don't
Speaker 4: believe in Jesus. We definitely believe in Jesus, but we
Speaker 4: don't believe in like the cross, because they don't. I'm
Speaker 4: saying we like I've been there, I haven't been there. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but like Jovah's witnesses don't wear a cross because there's
Speaker 4: a form of idle tree and you're not supposed to
Speaker 4: like God is supposed to be in your heart and
Speaker 4: in the world, like you're not on your chest. Yeah,
Speaker 4: And I always thought that the cross was weird, Like
Speaker 4: if if God forbid, something happens to my mom and
Speaker 4: she gets stabbed, I'm not gonna rock a knife on
Speaker 4: my fucking chest.
Speaker 3: I got Sowarsky crystals with it, maybe like my eyelighter,
Speaker 3: raise your sharp yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: But so they don't believe in idle tree, they don't
Speaker 4: believe in saints, they don't believe in in holidays, which
Speaker 4: was very boring and sad as a child.
Speaker 3: If you're not, you're very frugal. You knowckets three kids.
Speaker 3: We do not do with no, I'm about to be
Speaker 3: jobs when it's just not patient? What about birthdays?
Speaker 4: Birthdays neither, because it's basically like you are idolizing this
Speaker 4: person just for being born when people were born every
Speaker 4: day and the only person who used to be idolizing
Speaker 4: is God.
Speaker 3: It's just confusing. It is confused. I'm thrown off. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And the thing about it too, was like basically my
Speaker 3: mom was in and out. So one year I had
Speaker 3: a birthday, the next not, I'm like, what's going on?
Speaker 3: And then you know it depended you know what her
Speaker 3: her pay cycle was. How she exactly exact. That's what
Speaker 3: I really think it was.
Speaker 4: And I remember one particular Halloween that was super sad,
Speaker 4: because if I'm not going to be able to go
Speaker 4: and trick or treat or whatever, then don't let me
Speaker 4: do it. But I guess she felt bad and she
Speaker 4: thought she was doing well, so she brought me like
Speaker 4: a like a belly dancer, like a princess jasmine type
Speaker 4: of costume. I want to see, but then I gonna
Speaker 4: go outside. So I was like looking up the window
Speaker 4: at the children.
Speaker 2: Playing with my costume, and I'm just like, this is
Speaker 2: so And you didn't have like Instagram or anything like that,
Speaker 2: so you can even take pictures and post up and
Speaker 2: be like at me.
Speaker 3: For Halloween, you can.
Speaker 1: I was just running around lipping around for your candy
Speaker 1: in the house at least, not like that.
Speaker 3: Witness don't believe in that. We don't believe sugar. They
Speaker 3: don't believe sugar. That's tough. It was tough.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So like my my brother, like I was actually
Speaker 4: kind of mad at my mom, like we're good of
Speaker 4: her Mother's Day and I was about to not do
Speaker 4: nothing for her, and me and my sister were both
Speaker 4: like on the same side. And so we called my
Speaker 4: brother and we were like, listen, we're not talking to mask,
Speaker 4: so you better do something for her mother's day. So
Speaker 4: he was like what he was like that lady don't
Speaker 4: believe holidays, right, I don't believe holidays either, So like.
Speaker 3: Whatever, we caved and we like cooked it up for her.
Speaker 2: But so so does she like that though, because she
Speaker 2: appreciated alone. Yes, because moms love that stuff. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: they'd be like, don't buy me.
Speaker 3: I don't need I don't need nothing. And then if
Speaker 3: you don't, they'd be like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she tried to find loop poles when I was
Speaker 4: younger for my birthday. That's something I would say, like
Speaker 4: the week before my birthday of the week after, she
Speaker 4: would give me something, but she wouldn't wrap it up.
Speaker 3: She just give it me, just be in the bag.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'm like, okay, thanks, but like I know
Speaker 4: it was for my birthday, but she wouldn't give it
Speaker 4: to me on my birthday.
Speaker 2: Ship maybe my mother was she was like some steps
Speaker 2: that she would pulled. Dude, Like she's like she got
Speaker 2: the price tag on it. I'm like what, so I'm
Speaker 2: supposed to know how much this costs that's very so.
Speaker 3: You know it didn't just fall out the sky exactly,
Speaker 3: like Sata didn't give you this exactly. Clause Ramona clause,
Speaker 3: Romona clause.
Speaker 1: There it is that Ramona claus. That sounds like that
Speaker 1: should be a clause. That's what the same sounds like
Speaker 1: a drag queen.
Speaker 3: Romona clause is kind of like a like a mob wife. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she wear a head to toe leopard and none of
Speaker 3: the leopards exactly. She got tiger leopard. Yeah. Character, it's
Speaker 3: Cheata Romona clause. We gonna write the pilot. I love it.
Speaker 1: You're very honest on social media, like you're always your stories,
Speaker 1: you pour your heart out, you got you got skits.
Speaker 3: I mean, how how important is it to be honest
Speaker 3: on there?
Speaker 4: I think it's very honest, and I think that goes
Speaker 4: back to our unofficial expert thing. Like my childhood, I
Speaker 4: was lying in shit. So like now I'm very honest
Speaker 4: because I have anxiety. I can't come up with the
Speaker 4: lies and like this is just my life. Like I
Speaker 4: think I'm a little too honest on the ground. Sometimes
Speaker 4: I'm like I need to.
Speaker 3: Step away, do not need to know this? But the
Speaker 3: other day I was like about to be like, I
Speaker 3: think I got too tampons it and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, nobody, wait, did you have two taps? I was
Speaker 2: fling up there to see, but I didn't.
Speaker 3: I just have forgotten. Like I was like sleepy.
Speaker 4: I woke up in the middle of the I took
Speaker 4: it out and put a pad or whatever and then
Speaker 4: t M I TMI but whatever.
Speaker 3: So the next day I was just like I thought
Speaker 3: she was gonna get tss. Yeah. I was a Hello,
Speaker 3: I am a survivor of it, and I'm a survivor.
Speaker 3: She's a survivor. City almost lost both legs. You tell
Speaker 3: me about that. What happened?
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean it was graduation and I was
Speaker 1: hanging out with my friend Anna and Deisi and we
Speaker 1: dayed out the whole night after graduation and it all
Speaker 1: stayed out, and then I hooked up with this guy
Speaker 1: Kodell Cadell Cadell wow r I.
Speaker 3: P he died over a dice game, over a dice
Speaker 3: about the blackest death call them.
Speaker 1: No La, Yeah, I'm Jim Jones in it. But anyway,
Speaker 1: uh so I hung out one whole night. Didn't change
Speaker 1: my tampon.
Speaker 3: Because you didn't, because you weren't thinking. I wasn't thinking
Speaker 3: about it. I was lit. You know, we had ninety
Speaker 3: nine apples.
Speaker 2: My god, remember that Alizay the Pashians.
Speaker 4: We we was out on a stoop just doing it
Speaker 4: up hawkby girl.
Speaker 3: It was so they had nutcrackers everything. It was like graduation.
Speaker 3: It was summertime.
Speaker 2: It was lit, so I didn't didn't worry about my
Speaker 2: tampon all night, all day.
Speaker 3: So this is the same tampon that was in graduate.
Speaker 3: You got your.
Speaker 2: Diploma with that tampona. And it was like, I feel
Speaker 2: like graduation be at like noon all day. It's day
Speaker 2: only in the day because the sun is at its highest,
Speaker 2: hottest hot. Yeah, purpose and you're like, oh good, all
Speaker 2: day all night next day.
Speaker 3: I'm not lying. I'm telling you I went to the
Speaker 3: emergency room. I was not lying. How did you know
Speaker 3: that something was finally finally at like two pm?
Speaker 2: For twenty four hours at least, you had this tampona
Speaker 2: tamp on it And the thing is is that it
Speaker 2: wasn't heavy. I was like towards the end. So that's
Speaker 2: when I was like, That's why I was like, oh
Speaker 2: what you like? This a little spotty daddy.
Speaker 3: But it's not crazy soaked.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 3: Ye, it's a little damp. It's day just day four.
Speaker 3: It's like it's gotta sprint.
Speaker 2: It's like day it was day two, said it was
Speaker 2: the first day.
Speaker 3: Heard it lasts for three days with anyway. So I
Speaker 3: pull it out.
Speaker 1: I'm in the bed and I feel achy. I feel like, well,
Speaker 1: you had to hooked up with Cadell.
Speaker 3: We didn't have sex. I mean, obviously you had the
Speaker 3: tampon in there for nine days. This bitch had the
Speaker 3: last semester with that. She took final example of that.
Speaker 2: I was like, you can't put it insight. You gotta
Speaker 2: put it in my ear, my nose, my not you know.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm a graduate now.
Speaker 3: I gotta lose my ear virginity, my graduation. I can.
Speaker 3: I can hear you a So I'm in the bed.
Speaker 2: I feel swollen. My face is like a chipmunk, and
Speaker 2: my whole face blew up.
Speaker 1: And so my mother was pissed that I was out
Speaker 1: all night and I came back late and she looks
Speaker 1: at me and she's like, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 3: I was like, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: You look crazy? Like you're so your face is so swollen,
Speaker 1: And then she took my temperature.
Speaker 3: I had a fever. I was blowing up like I
Speaker 3: was like a one oh, like one o one I
Speaker 3: think sven point five. Yeah, oh my god, old the
Speaker 3: older Black Cat Driver and you'd be like, can you
Speaker 3: put the radio on? And that's what it comes on? Yeah,
Speaker 3: like you hot ninety seven five and they're like no.
Speaker 1: I went to the emergency room with my brother and uh,
Speaker 1: you're going to learn the dangers of toxic Yeah. They
Speaker 1: took my temperature and they were like, so what happened.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I left my tampon them for
Speaker 1: a long time and they were like, you still got
Speaker 1: it in and I was like no. They were like, well,
Speaker 1: let's see. So they looked inside to see if my
Speaker 1: I was like I told you all, it wasn't in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're like you dumb though, because you left
Speaker 2: it in too long and now you're saying that you
Speaker 2: took it out.
Speaker 3: They might be they maybe thought you had another one
Speaker 3: in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, anyway, they didn't find anything, and my brother was
Speaker 1: just like, I didn't know what toxic shocked syndrome was
Speaker 1: and he was like that's disgusting. Yeah, so you know,
Speaker 1: don't have your brother as your emergency contact because you
Speaker 1: gotta come no matter what. It could be anything, and
Speaker 1: you don't want to imagine you don't mean to know.
Speaker 1: Yeah you got toxic shocked syndrome and the clap.
Speaker 3: That's just a lot. I didn't have the clap. I'm
Speaker 3: just saying that never had name the hookup mikey r
Speaker 3: I P. Yeah it's Mikes though. Mike's just like a
Speaker 3: big mic. Yeah, big mic for sure, for sure. So yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, I feel like you're a survivor. Friend.
Speaker 1: I am a survivor, but something like that, I understand
Speaker 1: being on So just being on this podcast. We've done
Speaker 1: it for a long time now, and I'm like, damn, man,
Speaker 1: if somebody reals back, there's too many days where I'm
Speaker 1: just like, too honest.
Speaker 3: I love it. I freaking you love it. I'm like Sydney,
Speaker 3: tell everybody your business.
Speaker 4: I'm into telling my business because I feel like it's
Speaker 4: relatable and I feel like for so long people be
Speaker 4: trying to act like on this perfect shit and I'm
Speaker 4: just not about that, Like this is me.
Speaker 3: I'm kind of crazy.
Speaker 4: I mean, like I'm trying to actually calm down the
Speaker 4: morning ones because I've be seeing other people and I'm like,
Speaker 4: rush your tape before you talk, but I'll be doing it,
Speaker 4: so I'm like Bogers and.
Speaker 3: So that's disgusting. So I'm trying to rail that part
Speaker 3: of me in. But I just talk.
Speaker 4: I talk about what I want to say. I also
Speaker 4: do stand up, so I feel like if I talk
Speaker 4: about it, like if I don't put it somewhere, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna forget and I'm gonna haveing on notes, Like I
Speaker 4: got so many notes on my phone I don't even
Speaker 4: look at them notes. So my stories are kind of
Speaker 4: like little prerequisites to material for my standards work.
Speaker 3: That's great, you're from all of the work.
Speaker 2: But also like people appreciate honesty and realness, Like they
Speaker 2: can tell when you're being fake, and they can tell
Speaker 2: when you're being sincere. And I think that's what makes
Speaker 2: a good stand up too, is like when you're being
Speaker 2: true to who you are, the crowd knows, and when
Speaker 2: you're up there faking and pretending to be something that
Speaker 2: you're Like if I got on stage and I was
Speaker 2: like I can't get a man because I'm ugly, people
Speaker 2: be like, shut your sexyess up, exactly.
Speaker 3: I hate one pretty bitches with that, Like I don't
Speaker 3: talk like that.
Speaker 2: I walk in and I'd be like I have better
Speaker 2: skin th everybody in here, and I ain't got no
Speaker 2: makeup on the crowd is like.
Speaker 3: She's telling the truth. She is right, is hilarious. Dump
Speaker 3: the skinned girl.
Speaker 1: But fuck people because you tell them the truth and
Speaker 1: they don't want the truth, Like they don't want honesty.
Speaker 1: Oh you're you're not being PC. It's just like, I'm
Speaker 1: not a dude. I can't do anything for the people.
Speaker 1: It's always gotta be about me because that's how I
Speaker 1: know I feel good. Like if I'm making myself laugh
Speaker 1: or if I'm being honest and I feel good later,
Speaker 1: then that's what it is, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: You just somebody asked me the other day about something
Speaker 1: about them, and I.
Speaker 3: Was like, whoa. I want to say you not funny,
Speaker 3: but I'm not gonna say I be dying when you talk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I had to sing at work actually and
Speaker 4: some girl we have to talk about things. We hate
Speaker 4: it and I hate bad shoes. I don't funk with
Speaker 4: bad shoes.
Speaker 3: Bad shoes. I don't do bad shoes.
Speaker 2: You said bad juice. No, I'm not gonna lie, I
Speaker 2: was like bad three it's three something, the three Jews.
Speaker 4: I don't like bad, like bad shoes, Like I feel
Speaker 4: like there's a lot of good shoes that you can buy.
Speaker 3: Them aren't too expensive. Tell us what it's a bad
Speaker 3: shoe to you? Like I hate a kitten widge. I
Speaker 3: hate my nerves. I don't funk with a kid wedge.
Speaker 3: I don't falk with a red patent heel. Oh I
Speaker 3: don't like that. Well that's rue pump.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: No, I have my shoes is cue. Those are cute. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you got a snake skin boot. Yes, yes, yes, yes, listen,
Speaker 3: I'm three for shoes. I know you shoes so much so.
Speaker 3: I mean I think a certain type of person can
Speaker 3: rock a little kitten hill.
Speaker 2: I feel like you're saying that like somebody who has
Speaker 2: kitten here how they stood before.
Speaker 3: I don't like a cut. It depends I I the
Speaker 3: one that I really really really don't like, you know,
Speaker 3: like what those cork wedges.
Speaker 2: Shoes bitches, But those maybe if it's open toe, but
Speaker 2: you've seen the little round ones.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like the tweet, I don't even know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about, Like the hemp
Speaker 4: thing on the shoes. I don't like those shoes.
Speaker 2: I don't like a peep toe boot house is your
Speaker 2: whole foot covered and it goes up your leg and
Speaker 2: then your toe is you heeled when the heel is
Speaker 2: out too, when they have like a little opening crunchy heels.
Speaker 3: Also, I hate, I hate the sandals that have like
Speaker 3: a thing for just your big toe. Yeah, because if
Speaker 3: you have to.
Speaker 2: The like gladiator type sand, No, it's just like it'll
Speaker 2: be like a loop for the toe and then like
Speaker 2: the foot, Like I don't know that.
Speaker 4: You have to have really good female body. And I
Speaker 4: have one foot that's really pretty one foot that I
Speaker 4: got a problem. My feet are like it's like the
Speaker 4: movie US.
Speaker 3: Foot my left she's just trying to be that's all
Speaker 3: my feet. Both both feet look like that. Yeah they are.
Speaker 3: They're very dead r I P.
Speaker 1: But the problem is that I love those clear shoes.
Speaker 1: They look like Lexi glasses that look like that your
Speaker 1: feet are cooking in it. I love those, yeah, except
Speaker 1: I just don't have cute feet for it. So I
Speaker 1: hate them because I can't wear them. But I actually
Speaker 1: like I feel like those.
Speaker 2: Shoes like they fog up, like like yeah, It's like
Speaker 2: there's like evaporation and condensation, and that's why you got to.
Speaker 3: Poke a little hole like this, like on the side,
Speaker 3: like it comes. Oh, you got to like puncture a
Speaker 3: little bit. It's just like you know, when you're cooking
Speaker 3: and you put like the looks, you put the holes
Speaker 3: in it. Yeah, you know you're baking a potato. You
Speaker 3: gotta do the holes in it with the fork. That's
Speaker 3: what you do with those shoes. Baby. No, I think
Speaker 3: that the clear heel shoes were good for one season
Speaker 3: and then no, I like a clearhel you know why,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you why.
Speaker 4: It's not even that that ugly. I have a bad
Speaker 4: experience with the clear heels. Talk about died with a
Speaker 4: clear heel in a future concert.
Speaker 3: The first of all, why are you going to a
Speaker 3: concert in the hill in a heel? Because they were
Speaker 3: very comfortable.
Speaker 2: But okay, right, you're rude, you tall, and you at
Speaker 2: the I feel like you w in a heel's like
Speaker 2: six six.
Speaker 3: Yeah it was. That's ridiculous and not necessary. Well, I
Speaker 3: look cute that day, but I went to this future
Speaker 3: concert and something this was around here.
Speaker 1: Actually, why are you going to a future concert because
Speaker 1: you don't care about your future.
Speaker 4: This was a long time ago. This like this was
Speaker 4: last year, two three years ago. So we come to
Speaker 4: the Barkley Center. I'm actually like top tier and we
Speaker 4: go see Future say she was in the best I
Speaker 4: was just listening to the future.
Speaker 3: I was listening to freaking way here. No no, but
Speaker 3: I was in like the like thirty dollars seats whatever
Speaker 3: secret she said she was the nose bleed. I was
Speaker 3: in the nosebleed seent. She was in the rafters with
Speaker 3: the jersey. I don't know how to speak, so I
Speaker 3: used my hands to express myself, but yeah the podcast.
Speaker 4: When I did, I was like there both her arms
Speaker 4: were like we were raising her hands long sky short.
Speaker 4: We was at this concert. And then I actually did
Speaker 4: have like a little bit of an inkling, like I
Speaker 4: was with my Fancini, and I was like, you have
Speaker 4: a bad feeling about this place. Because as we were leaving,
Speaker 4: this is the end of it, everyone was walking like
Speaker 4: inch by inch, like it was very slow to get out,
Speaker 4: and I.
Speaker 3: Didn't see like any security. It's mad people.
Speaker 4: So I feel really bad here and I grabbed her
Speaker 4: and I started like maneuvering to try to get out
Speaker 4: as quickly as possible. All of a sudden, there was
Speaker 4: a big bang, right, and people thought that there was
Speaker 4: a shootout. We found out later it wasn't a shootout.
Speaker 3: Somebody dropped a chair.
Speaker 4: It was like when they were unloading the concert, like
Speaker 4: a big piece of something fun. And this was I
Speaker 4: think like maybe two weeks after there was one of
Speaker 4: these school shootings, so people.
Speaker 3: Were on edge. So my man, my man, Yo, this
Speaker 3: was a stampede of people. Like the people pushed and
Speaker 3: pushed and pushed and pushed.
Speaker 2: Like it was insane. And me and Tania separated, yo,
Speaker 2: oh my got like that Titanic like, yeah, separated exactly
Speaker 2: our hands.
Speaker 4: She was in the sea of people and I was
Speaker 4: getting pushed out and then the clear heel was slippery.
Speaker 4: I fell on the ground and then I started getting
Speaker 4: stampeded on. Basically trampled. I was getting trampled, yeah, like.
Speaker 3: I was crazy epting like they just like a kid
Speaker 3: was hiding down the trash can the whole time.
Speaker 4: And yes she did, she had some ups, she had
Speaker 4: some sneakers you have, But basically I fell on there
Speaker 4: those people down there with me.
Speaker 3: Are you landing on other people? Yeah? See that's why
Speaker 3: I don't like giant crowds. I haven't meant to a
Speaker 3: big concert that since festivals. It's too much. When I
Speaker 3: got out of that, I saw people with bloody noses.
Speaker 3: It was the thing. It was on the daily news.
Speaker 3: It was like, yeah, I wasn't on the but I
Speaker 3: saw that you were there. It was covered like it was.
Speaker 4: People were scared, and me and Tuania had just like,
Speaker 4: this is my best friend, and I think this was
Speaker 4: our first fight that we had, and we had like
Speaker 4: a month without speaking and then we came back and
Speaker 4: were like, let's bond over a future concert. So when
Speaker 4: I when I lost her, there was a moment that
Speaker 4: I was about to be out and I was like, damn,
Speaker 4: I can't leave Tunian. So I like did the most
Speaker 4: week is attempt to go back and save her. And
Speaker 4: I turned around because I was like if I leave,
Speaker 4: she's never going to talk to me. And so I
Speaker 4: turned around. I'm like like I got brave, and I'm like, hi,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna save my friend. Because everyone thought it was
Speaker 4: like a shooting, I thought it was like a school shooter.
Speaker 4: I'm like, there's a white person here. And then Tenise
Speaker 4: was like why people.
Speaker 2: Don't go to future concert when people absolutely Yeah, many
Speaker 2: do you think spends money on most of these rap concerts?
Speaker 3: It's white people, that's true, but I don't see many.
Speaker 3: They be in the balcony, That's what it was. It
Speaker 3: was on the floor. They were in the box.
Speaker 4: I attempted to go back and save her, and then
Speaker 4: like one person kind of pushed me towards.
Speaker 3: I got pushed out.
Speaker 4: So it was fine. But we were fine by the
Speaker 4: end of it. It wasn't an actual shooting. It was
Speaker 4: a misunderstanding, but a lot of people could have gotten
Speaker 4: hurt because people started.
Speaker 3: That's I'm so glad that you were able to be
Speaker 3: here with us. Thank you. It could have been worse,
Speaker 3: you know. I blame it on the clear heel. I
Speaker 3: blame it on being at a future concert in a hill. Yes,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: You should have me slipping the slide and you should
Speaker 3: have had a doc martin a stopping boot.
Speaker 1: You actually should have been wearing boxing gloves too. In fact,
Speaker 1: you should have been prepared.
Speaker 3: I should have been prepared. That was on you, booth,
Speaker 3: but that was my fault. But I'm still gonna blame
Speaker 3: it on the clear hill so I'm blame it.
Speaker 2: On the future heads. You should have on some Gucci
Speaker 2: flip flops, honestly, but you can't run and slide.
Speaker 3: You can't. You can't. And then when that little front.
Speaker 2: Piece bends a little bit, you see your life flash
Speaker 2: before your eyes.
Speaker 3: When I tell you almost bust my ass in my
Speaker 3: house a few weeks ago, I was like, I was
Speaker 3: let it on my face. That's so tragic and that
Speaker 3: I can't even I don't even think about it. I
Speaker 3: met this girl the other day. She said that when
Speaker 3: she was little, she fell on her face and one
Speaker 3: of her front teeth died, like her tooth. She had
Speaker 3: a rotten tooth and it turned like gray or something,
Speaker 3: and her family was like, well, we don't have money
Speaker 3: for you to replace that tooth. She's still got that
Speaker 3: dead ass tooth in her mouth. How old is differend?
Speaker 3: She's not my friend. Definitely.
Speaker 1: I met a girl I was like, I don't know
Speaker 1: this person, and Marie would have definitely not introduced me
Speaker 1: to her.
Speaker 3: There are just too many options out here to be
Speaker 3: walking around with the tooth, right, think bad? Right, Oh
Speaker 3: my god, I don't even how does the tooth die?
Speaker 3: It's still in her mouth. The nerves, the nerves are dead.
Speaker 3: They just in there like the nerves are nerves unemployees.
Speaker 3: I had a dead tooth. That's why it had to
Speaker 3: come out. You take him on. I took it out.
Speaker 3: Now I'm just out here, you know, a little holy
Speaker 3: just smiling like she should just get a go to
Speaker 3: She said you should get cold. I will not. Am
Speaker 3: I Sydney get a gold too, like cookie from Empire. No,
Speaker 3: thank you, diamond in the middle. That's not my brand,
Speaker 3: dare for just like sket to it like Shidney and
Speaker 3: she No, my name is a Triss. My name is
Speaker 3: Sydney Thriss. Sydney. Okay, So, d what's what's next for you?
Speaker 3: Like what you got in the works? Like what in
Speaker 3: an ideal world? What would you be doing?
Speaker 4: In an ideal world, I would be going on tour
Speaker 4: soon from a stands up and I would be doing
Speaker 4: a lot more shows, Like I have a show on
Speaker 4: Thursday next week in the Bronx, and I have another
Speaker 4: one on the thirtieth in Brooklyn and the Cobra Club.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure exactly where that is, but we'll figure
Speaker 4: it out.
Speaker 3: Will something like that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, So I would in the near future, I would
Speaker 4: be doing a lot more comedy and being on stage
Speaker 4: a lot more because that's what I really enjoyed doing.
Speaker 4: But in the long run, I want to use that
Speaker 4: to actually have a show in the future, like a
Speaker 4: talk show, because I feel like I am good with people.
Speaker 3: You can get that. You could get that with out
Speaker 3: stand up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you know, you get a talk show. I
Speaker 2: got a slat for a talk show there, but I
Speaker 2: don't know. I want to follow them. Stan I was
Speaker 2: a correspondent.
Speaker 3: She was on the show. She sat on the couch
Speaker 3: with us regularly.
Speaker 4: No, I missed some little extra checks I wasn't getting Yeah,
Speaker 4: I was getting tight. When I found out way I
Speaker 4: was going, I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know what everybody else is.
Speaker 4: Okay, hennies compared to which I was getting paid penny
Speaker 4: on Thursday, I had four dollars and six cents of
Speaker 4: my account.
Speaker 3: So you're not saving no money. Yeah, you got your savings.
Speaker 3: I'm trying. I'm really trying.
Speaker 4: I don't have a savings, but I don't touch it,
Speaker 4: so I have a little bit of Okay, just put
Speaker 4: your money on hermaids An eyelinder you said rent.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't have any roommates. But you're in the Bronx.
Speaker 3: I'm not in the Bronx, Moore. I'm in Washington name,
Speaker 3: which is Bronx pretty much the Bronx.
Speaker 4: Oh no, baby, my should have gentrified because they stay
Speaker 4: sending me letters about being too loud.
Speaker 2: So that's how you know you've made it. No one's
Speaker 2: complaining about the volume in your apartment.
Speaker 4: Facts though, like I don't even have a real sounds
Speaker 4: to something like I have one of those small little bows.
Speaker 3: I wish my neighbors would fucking complain.
Speaker 4: Man, they complained about me all the time. They I
Speaker 4: got a letter talking about that. The person who lives
Speaker 4: under me is complaining about my first times. I'm not
Speaker 4: eight hundred poun and I don't walk that hard, So
Speaker 4: you shouldn't.
Speaker 3: You pull up there?
Speaker 2: You were?
Speaker 3: You wear them clear heels in the house now, No
Speaker 3: I wear I wear flip flops. I don't even wear
Speaker 3: like left footed. No, I actually have a nice arch.
Speaker 3: Since I see you in the bed a lot, so
Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure out how much i'd be in bed.
Speaker 3: You're loud. I feel like you you got rugs, some
Speaker 3: rugs day. That's the thing.
Speaker 4: They sent me a little bit and they sat me
Speaker 4: a letter talking about you know, as per year, which
Speaker 4: is a fucking lie. But they were like, as per
Speaker 4: your lease, your apartment should be at least eighty percent carpeted.
Speaker 4: I was like, what since when Washington Heights, Washington, I
Speaker 4: live in the I live in the suburban Washington for
Speaker 4: Washington burn everything down. It's like, yeah, I've gotten two
Speaker 4: letters talking about I'm too loud. I have to be
Speaker 4: considering for your least.
Speaker 3: Burned that letter, burn the building, and.
Speaker 4: Like I also, I did some leave my apartment for
Speaker 4: a little bit when I started working for Vice because
Speaker 4: it was a pickup from what I was doing before.
Speaker 4: So I couldn't afford the ranch, so I sublted to
Speaker 4: someone and I sublet it to some crazy as lady
Speaker 4: who apparently like when I went back, my neighbor was like,
Speaker 4: thank god you're back, because she was like they were like,
Speaker 4: you know, music hoo could smell baby.
Speaker 2: Cran like.
Speaker 3: Because she dropped the hookah on the baby. So I
Speaker 3: think it was like they got so fed up with
Speaker 3: her that they're mad at me. So any little thing
Speaker 3: that I do, they want to be on some ship.
Speaker 3: What she do, what she was out at sex parties?
Speaker 4: Like what, I don't even, I don't know, Like that
Speaker 4: was my friend's baby mama, and I just needed to
Speaker 4: get out Washington Heights, Washington.
Speaker 3: Where little in Republic.
Speaker 4: But she said, it's it's getting gentrified. It's very most
Speaker 4: of my neighbors. Like I literally was walking out of
Speaker 4: my building yesterday and I saw a big U haul
Speaker 4: truck and it was like like the whitest of the whites.
Speaker 4: So like these motherfuckers looked like they came from kpe
Speaker 4: cod like they had like a fucking Ralph Florene pink,
Speaker 4: like old school Kanye.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, they're moving into my buildings. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: I would they're losing the neighborhood.
Speaker 3: But the neighborhood is going sis. They own it now.
Speaker 1: If anybody wrote me about anything, I'll be like, lowcation,
Speaker 1: do you see where we're at?
Speaker 3: Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: I'm not listening to anything you say. First of all,
Speaker 1: I can hear the train. Like, if I can hear
Speaker 1: a train, I don't give a fuck about noise complaints.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so sorry, It's.
Speaker 4: Just I don't even like lately I've been lucky enough
Speaker 4: to have been traveling a lot from she's on the road.
Speaker 4: I've been back and forth in La a lot, so
Speaker 4: I'm barely ever there. So what noise I got ghost
Speaker 4: in that?
Speaker 2: Bitch?
Speaker 1: I live, I stand and but the thing is is like,
Speaker 1: you won't be there for long and you'll get me
Speaker 1: passing through.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're just it's a it's the waiting room. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's all it is. And then when you go, you
Speaker 3: make all the noise you want. I'll be jumping hard.
Speaker 3: Oh bitch, I'll be knocking everything into the wall.
Speaker 2: I lift the bed over twice. Oh so so just
Speaker 2: throw a bunch of hammers on the ground. It's like, whoops.
Speaker 4: I don't know how they complain about me. There's also
Speaker 4: I don't know if we're going over, but there's also
Speaker 4: a neighbor of mine.
Speaker 3: Who is mentally ill, okay, and he it's tough to
Speaker 3: be him because this man be yelling all day what
Speaker 3: the fuck? Like like you hear him?
Speaker 4: And to the point that I asked my super like
Speaker 4: he's Dominican in Spanish or like and local. Oh but
Speaker 4: I'm not a ballying, so I'm like, is it is
Speaker 4: domestic violent situation or is he crazy? Like is it
Speaker 4: like if he fucking somebody up because it sounds like
Speaker 4: people are being murdered.
Speaker 3: In this apartment. And then either know local this is
Speaker 3: a crazy guy, like Super's like, well he pays mental time.
Speaker 4: Problem somebody he ain't paying them as societs. Somebody's paying
Speaker 4: that ship but he is.
Speaker 2: Uh. I remember a few years ago, Uh, there was
Speaker 2: a story about this family that got in AIRBN being
Speaker 2: Watchington Heights and they complained about how loud the street was.
Speaker 2: They complained about Dominican people playing music. They complain about
Speaker 2: people talking under the windows. And it's like this yet
Speaker 2: right exactly what It's Washington, this is the neighborhood.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, we the majority of Washington Heights are Dominican,
Speaker 4: and I don't know why we're so loud. Like I
Speaker 4: am extremely loud, but even I guess like hanging out
Speaker 4: in Williamsburg with all of the whites, I have probably
Speaker 4: toned down a little bit. So when I'm with my
Speaker 4: family now, sometimes I'd be like, yeah, really loud and
Speaker 4: they'll be like, oh we.
Speaker 3: Like yeah, I'm the boogie.
Speaker 4: One noah, yeah yeah, So I mean you are bougie.
Speaker 4: Now I'm turning a little boogie my whole four dollars.
Speaker 4: I don't know, so I do know that we're a
Speaker 4: loud culture, but I think that's probably why we stay
Speaker 4: in the Washington Heights, Like this is where we feel safe.
Speaker 3: No one's complaining about our loud family. It's a safe space. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So twenty nineteen people talk things is loud. If you
Speaker 1: can't handle it, get the fuck out of New York City.
Speaker 3: Yeah. The whole city is a is a clusterfuck of
Speaker 3: loud and dirty. Yeah. So it's just like, take your
Speaker 3: complaints and go somewhere else. And let me tell you.
Speaker 3: If my rent is over nine hundred dollars, don't you
Speaker 3: dare say a thing to this a lot?
Speaker 1: Because fifteen hundred. I had a friend who has been
Speaker 1: eighteen hundred dollars rent and they were complaining. I'm like, bitch,
Speaker 1: you're almost been in two g's for a studio. They
Speaker 1: better suck a dick, go buy a.
Speaker 3: House, Suck a dick. Suck a dick.
Speaker 5: Listen.
Speaker 2: If you're complaining about how loud it is in my apartment,
Speaker 2: then you can go to Craton Barrel or whatever and
Speaker 2: get me a sexy ass rug and that's how.
Speaker 3: We're gonna do this. But I'm not that far from here, okay.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, it's a couple stops on the
Speaker 3: train far from here. Okay. She's doing well, he's doing well.
Speaker 3: See you're doing well too. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Thank you for being here and being uh, you know,
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Speaker 2: they can find you, like, you know, just tell people
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Speaker 3: WoT this bitch? Joe great, I'm great, I share my life. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we got to get her out of Washington Heights, so
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, we also need to get me out
Speaker 2: of Bushwick's and we need to get me out of
Speaker 2: having a roommate.
Speaker 3: So you know, let's do it. Come on, let's progress,
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Like, I've been listening to a lot of I
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