WEBVTT - “The Lying Expert” with Dee Nasty

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<v Speaker 1>Forever, Hi friend, Oh my god, it's so excited. This

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<v Speaker 1>is I'm already I already know this is gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>a hot one episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Go ahead and give it ten stars. Yeah, and send

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<v Speaker 2>it to you six up your loved ones. Yeah, can't

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<v Speaker 2>you listen to it?

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<v Speaker 1>Just what are y'all doing for your friends? Y'all not

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<v Speaker 1>letting them know what's really good out there.

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<v Speaker 3>So this is.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a good Father's Day gift. It's a good

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<v Speaker 2>Mother's Day gift. It's a good birthday present. This is

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<v Speaker 2>unofficial experts.

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<v Speaker 1>Send it to This is a good summertime motivation, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. When you're in the gym, you

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<v Speaker 1>hearing us talking ship, You're like, oh, I'm about to

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<v Speaker 1>get older.

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<v Speaker 3>Abs, Yeah, ready ten more? Nine more, you got it?

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<v Speaker 3>But more? Fix your four too high up in the air.

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<v Speaker 1>Marie can tell you about that. Because I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just be there in the mirror like.

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<v Speaker 2>Em you know Jim Worthy that Sydneys go to the

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<v Speaker 2>gym to watch TV and take photos and be.

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<v Speaker 3>Like hashtag gym. Yeah, I'm doing it. Have you been

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<v Speaker 3>to the gym yet for the for the season?

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<v Speaker 1>No? Man, I just feel so scrwnny like, I like

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<v Speaker 1>stand next to like women who got like hips, and shit,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what am I doing?

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<v Speaker 3>The Gym's not gonna make you have hips? Oh yes

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<v Speaker 3>there is, there's like those.

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<v Speaker 1>If I get some squats going together mine but not

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<v Speaker 1>your hip, my hips will grow too.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what workout you think it's gonna make

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<v Speaker 3>your hips grow. It's your butts. Your hips are not

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<v Speaker 3>a muscle. It's not a muscle.

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<v Speaker 1>But whenever I get more stuff in the back, the

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<v Speaker 1>front like, it goes out too.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Sidney, just get fat, you get fat, you have hips.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so sorry, guys, that's just not possible.

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<v Speaker 2>The lie Big the Lies went to Detroit and came

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<v Speaker 2>back and I was like, why you look so juicy

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<v Speaker 2>and she was like, I don't know, And we just

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<v Speaker 2>all assumed that she had gotten ass done in Detroit.

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<v Speaker 3>That's where you would think I would get my ass done.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like it'd be cheap. You could get a

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<v Speaker 3>house in Detroit for like ten dollars. Oh, here you go,

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<v Speaker 3>Detroit slander. True, Okay, do we care?

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<v Speaker 1>Is anybody in the studio from the d no, hey, listeners,

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<v Speaker 1>anybody from Detroit don't shout us out.

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<v Speaker 3>We're good, We're all set.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't need a well shout out to Detroit, Motor City, Sydney.

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<v Speaker 2>What were you an expert in this week? Let's get

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<v Speaker 2>into it, friend.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm all about challenging the petty. That's what I'm an

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<v Speaker 1>expert in this week. You know your girl is getting

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<v Speaker 1>consistent checks. Now, so I'll be taking an uber X.

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<v Speaker 3>You were taking ubers before you was getting pool baby

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<v Speaker 3>pool X. Now, okay, let's look to it. I look

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<v Speaker 3>at prices, I'm like, I got that, and then I

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<v Speaker 3>look at I'm like, what am I doing? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>I got and I got an uber? Well, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get an uber. I you know, summoned an uber

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<v Speaker 1>to come. And you know, like four minutes in, I

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<v Speaker 1>get a text message from the driver and he's just like,

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<v Speaker 1>can you tell me where are you going? And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>m Brooklyn, you always say you got to say no

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<v Speaker 1>because they when they ask where you're going, they don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to go wherever You're going.

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<v Speaker 3>To respond, I know, you gotta be like nope.

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<v Speaker 1>But I wanted to be honest because I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>see where this was going. And he was like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know if you on the way because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to Harlem. I'm going home uptown. And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, okay, cool, I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Not going there.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to come here. And then he's like, oh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>can you just cancel? And I'm like, I'm not canceling

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<v Speaker 1>if you need to. If you need to cancel, then

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<v Speaker 1>you need to cancel. And he's like it's gonna mess

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<v Speaker 1>up my status. I'm like, I don't care about anything.

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<v Speaker 1>This is through text message.

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<v Speaker 3>Are we friends, sir? What was the name Ishmael with

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<v Speaker 3>my dah? Yeah? One star?

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<v Speaker 1>Well it actually when I canceled too, it foxs up

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<v Speaker 1>my ratings.

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<v Speaker 3>So I get it. I'm already at a four point

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<v Speaker 3>six and I don't even know why, because I know why.

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<v Speaker 3>You get in the car.

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<v Speaker 2>You be loud, you ask for the ox cord before

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<v Speaker 2>you even say your name. You be like, h you

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<v Speaker 2>got an iPhone charger, and they'd be like, uh, Sydney,

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<v Speaker 2>are you in the right car. I've seen you getting ubers.

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<v Speaker 2>I know why you at a four point six. Let

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<v Speaker 2>me see what I'm at. Let me see what I'm

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even.

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<v Speaker 1>Know anyways, So the man doesn't cancel. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not canceled.

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<v Speaker 3>Point eight one, wow, wow, four point seven one.

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<v Speaker 1>That's well retarded anyway. So he doesn't cancel, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't cancel. And then I see him on the map

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<v Speaker 1>going the opposite direction of where I'm at. So this

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<v Speaker 1>man is going home. He's going home, but he won't cancel.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, I want to see how long

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna take this until he cancels. So I'm waiting

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<v Speaker 1>and waiting, and then the person I was with, I

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<v Speaker 1>was waving Ali Austin, and she's like, just take a

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<v Speaker 1>lift and keep it, keep it running. Let's see this

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<v Speaker 1>man goes all the way to the Bronx. That's not Harlem,

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I said. I was like, well, one, he's

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<v Speaker 1>a liar or he just don't know how he like

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<v Speaker 1>everything is Harlem.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, I'm not claiming the Bronx a hall, right,

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe he was embarrassed that he was going to the Bronx.

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<v Speaker 3>Ify When it told me that he.

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<v Speaker 2>Was going to the Bronx, I was like, oh, sir,

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<v Speaker 2>I will cancel immediately.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, it's gonna take you three days journey to get it.

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<v Speaker 3>I got you, bro I.

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<v Speaker 1>Got you, so long story short, he leaves it on

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<v Speaker 1>until the next day and he doesn't cancel until like

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<v Speaker 1>ten thirty in the morning.

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<v Speaker 3>He doesn't cancel the.

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<v Speaker 1>Ride, and it helped me because I got a four

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<v Speaker 1>point seven after he canceled.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm glad that I didn't I'm glad that I

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<v Speaker 3>did not cancel for him. How dare you, sir? And

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<v Speaker 3>he had a four point nine stars. I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>how because he don't never cancel?

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<v Speaker 1>No, right, he don't know, I wrote, I wrote Uber,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I'm appalled, I'm distraught.

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<v Speaker 3>I felt stranded. I was stranded.

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<v Speaker 1>I felt stranded and I was stranded and they give

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<v Speaker 1>me five dollars, So fuck Uber.

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<v Speaker 2>Uber's response is always five dollars. Yeah, no matter what,

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<v Speaker 2>you could be like they hit my baby, They five dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>The man touched me. Oh that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, I can't get a whole ride for what

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<v Speaker 2>ride is five dollars?

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<v Speaker 3>Uber? Like little short ones AnyWho? That that's what happened

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<v Speaker 3>to me.

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<v Speaker 1>If y'all understand where I'm going to tell me about

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<v Speaker 1>your ubers, your uber situations at me, let me know.

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<v Speaker 2>The crappiest uber experience you've ever had. We'll read them

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<v Speaker 2>on the podcast, yes next week.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what were you an expert in? Friend?

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<v Speaker 2>You know I'm fully unemployed. Now I was an expert

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<v Speaker 2>at being living my best unemployed life.

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<v Speaker 3>This week I did karaoke two days in a row.

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<v Speaker 3>That's that's what happened. That's a cry for help, my friends.

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<v Speaker 3>It is because since so, I don't like karaoke when

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<v Speaker 3>people invite me. But then when I'm there.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing woreo, I'm doing, I'm harmonizing, I'm doing like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing ballads. And mind you, Marie can sing. Just

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<v Speaker 2>in case y'all don't now see you know, as a friend,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna give you a four point six faded as

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<v Speaker 2>a friend.

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<v Speaker 3>Well you know what, I'm gonna give your singing one star.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's because you're bitter, uh you mad that you

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<v Speaker 2>ain't got the range that I got.

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<v Speaker 3>Sis, You're right right, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>So yesterday me and Andre went and we did uh

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<v Speaker 2>we we started the whole evening off. Mind you, we

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<v Speaker 2>were the youngest people in the room. It was all

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<v Speaker 2>like Old Temptation as.

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<v Speaker 3>Like Al Green. Oh yeah, this guy came up to

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<v Speaker 3>sitt Andy and he was like you are beautiful. They

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<v Speaker 3>called me Brooklyn Isaac Hayes.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, you know, I thought, he said it's

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<v Speaker 2>Brooklyn very White, and then very White kept calling him

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<v Speaker 2>Barry Berry.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, what is his real name?

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<v Speaker 2>The Brooklyn Verry White, and he was like he walked

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<v Speaker 2>away and somebody was like, he's famous, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>is it in this?

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<v Speaker 3>I said, you know, famous.

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<v Speaker 2>Verry White, and and he sang and people were like

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<v Speaker 2>two stepping. It was real motown like in there. The

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<v Speaker 2>bartender looked like Smokey Robinson.

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<v Speaker 3>It was interesting. So Andre and I started with Bills

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<v Speaker 3>Bill's bells.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you guys know this, but the

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<v Speaker 2>outro in the song is just the chorus like nineteen times.

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<v Speaker 2>And we were like wow, and then I did, uh

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<v Speaker 2>when you believe? I sang both Whitney and Mariah.

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<v Speaker 3>I was there because I'm both parts.

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<v Speaker 1>I was there and they wanted to boo her, but

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<v Speaker 1>they were also like, this is a classic no disrespect.

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<v Speaker 3>Know all black people don't care about not being disrespectful.

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<v Speaker 3>They were feeling me. They left it. They were like,

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<v Speaker 3>look at these young ass kids with the fresh ass hips. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We started singing a freak me baby, and everybody was like,

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<v Speaker 1>are they having a stroke.

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<v Speaker 3>We were like, let me like you up and down.

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<v Speaker 2>Julia say su yeah that's me and Sydney Wow that

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<v Speaker 2>was so good.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, both sharp, both flat whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, speaking of energy, super excited to get this episode

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<v Speaker 2>really on ping. Our guest today is our work. She's

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<v Speaker 2>a comedian, she's an influencer. She out here doing videos.

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<v Speaker 3>She she got height. She probably the tallest woman that

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<v Speaker 3>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably she's also from the Bronx, so she probably know

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<v Speaker 2>what a dude that that didn't can.

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<v Speaker 3>I got two cousins and driver. She is our lying expert.

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<v Speaker 3>It is d mother, F and Nest. What's going on, guys?

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<v Speaker 3>Nasty's in the building.

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<v Speaker 2>D D and I met at Vice because that's where

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<v Speaker 2>I was working, and I used to call her the gross.

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<v Speaker 3>We're not gonna play give me that sponge glass, baby.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought he was friends. You know how me do that?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we get a little shady and then that's

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<v Speaker 1>how you know. I really like you exactly. Feelings a

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<v Speaker 1>little amigas.

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<v Speaker 3>The friends of the music my own own own it.

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<v Speaker 3>But with wait, do you guys have like a Latin friends?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there a show Na that's like Latin that we

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<v Speaker 2>don't know that all Spanish shows are novels?

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<v Speaker 3>Are there companies?

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<v Speaker 4>They do have comedies, and I feel like there has

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<v Speaker 4>to be a Latin friends I you know what's crazy though,

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<v Speaker 4>Like I don't watch that much Latin TV.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I just discovered Latin YouTube and I'm upseested, but

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<v Speaker 3>like I am, yeah, Latin Instagram is the thing. Also, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>like and I'm I'm Dominican, but you know, I was

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<v Speaker 3>born and raised in the Bronx.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know, Nancy, is that how you start off?

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, so I'm Dominican and I'm from the Bronx.

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<v Speaker 1>Like is that you're like you intro it real quick.

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<v Speaker 1>That's always what it is because people need to know,

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<v Speaker 1>like this is where I'm from. I'm proud, yeah, very yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But no one that has ever come out of the Bronx.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like has been a shame to say that

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<v Speaker 1>there's Bronx. When people say it, I'd be like, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to share that, but they like the actual I think.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what it is.

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<v Speaker 4>I think we get shipp on so much that it's

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<v Speaker 4>just like, well look at me killing the game and

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<v Speaker 4>I'm from the Bronx so and plus it's like it

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<v Speaker 4>really is a part of me, Like I don't really

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<v Speaker 4>know how to explain it.

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<v Speaker 3>But being from it all up and through your voice. Dude,

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<v Speaker 3>it's in my voice. Isn't the way that I walk

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<v Speaker 3>and ship? It's the way you are on your line

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<v Speaker 3>your eyes. But I don't have white ups, which are

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<v Speaker 3>just are they called ups? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>The uptowns for the listeners, uptowns are like Harlem and

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<v Speaker 1>Bronx staple. You are not from the hood unless you

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<v Speaker 1>have a pair of ups and there's a low there's.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes. How tall are you? I don't yo, I think

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<v Speaker 3>I grew recently, but I think I'm five eleven, No,

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<v Speaker 3>that's hot. I think how tall are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Six two? You taller than me? Andrew?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, yeah, I might be six though, Like I feel

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<v Speaker 4>like I got that giant gland that you know, us

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<v Speaker 4>able to stop growing when you're like twenty one thyroid. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I think we're gonna be on TLC very soon.

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<v Speaker 3>Like you do want to have a big.

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<v Speaker 4>Because I was in a friend's house the other day

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<v Speaker 4>and she lives like in a basement, So sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>For you, understand, I had to I have to crawling

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<v Speaker 2>like Alice in Wonderland.

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<v Speaker 3>No, not buddy Dominican Alison.

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<v Speaker 2>So, yeah, budy Quay is just Puerto Ricans ya basically Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so Dominicans can't beat that.

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<v Speaker 3>No, Okay, my family's from Haitian Andrews White, he didn't know.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I don't even think that like Puerto Ricans from

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<v Speaker 4>Puerto Rico called themselves. Body, that's a very New York thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Body. I don't know, I don't, I have no clue.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's just what we call them. We don't know

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<v Speaker 3>what it means. When you say we are, you're saying Dominicans.

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<v Speaker 2>I think anybody who knows about qua Okay, people who

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<v Speaker 2>have flags hanging from their car exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that little baby shoe with the flag all in

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<v Speaker 3>the back window. Yes, yes, and yeah, that's what that is.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm here for all of that. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're a lying expert, but you seem like somebody

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<v Speaker 2>who keeps it pretty real.

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<v Speaker 4>Like no, I think I think that's why. Like I

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<v Speaker 4>can definitely tell when people lying to me, and a

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<v Speaker 4>group of a.

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<v Speaker 3>Mother who like, for the first couple years of my life,

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<v Speaker 3>she was Alveray strict. So I had to do things.

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<v Speaker 4>I had to like kind of get around it by lying.

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<v Speaker 4>So I consider myself a very good life. So when

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<v Speaker 4>people lying to me, i'd be like you lying.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I had a.

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<v Speaker 2>Strict mom to when we would lie to her. Also, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like that's the only way you guys should done is

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<v Speaker 2>my lying. That's how we got outside exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, So without lying, I wouldn't be who I am.

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<v Speaker 4>I would be like a little like shell shocked person.

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<v Speaker 3>Nerds.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean I have a nerd. I'm definitely a nerd,

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<v Speaker 4>but I'm a hood nerd, so it's different.

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<v Speaker 3>It's different what I mean, what's a hood nerd? You

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<v Speaker 3>know how to make a chop cheese and say, like,

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<v Speaker 3>what's the math? A hood nerd? You know, I'll be

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<v Speaker 3>reading comic books from time to time.

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<v Speaker 4>But I also don't know like every big pun song,

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<v Speaker 4>big papa, like you know everything.

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<v Speaker 3>I can also fight, like, yeah, you can write, oh

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<v Speaker 3>think you said? And right? That makes you ner You

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<v Speaker 3>can fight and write. That's a good nerd. Wait and right,

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<v Speaker 3>fight and right, you're right fighting. Right, we're about to

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<v Speaker 3>make the bars. Yeah, we're not doing a podcast nomore,

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<v Speaker 3>We're doing an album. Yes, that's it's wrong, right, fighting, right,

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<v Speaker 3>get on my level, Get.

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<v Speaker 2>On my level.

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<v Speaker 3>See, I was so bad at lying.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I'm always trying to tell the truth, because

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<v Speaker 1>I would always get caught. Yeah, so I learned early that, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're just bad at this and you should just probably

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<v Speaker 1>tell the truth. Yeah, growing up, I needed I needed

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<v Speaker 1>to be honest because every time I lie, literally the

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<v Speaker 1>next day it's like, okay, so your ship is not

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<v Speaker 1>adding up.

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<v Speaker 3>This is wrong. You should have stuck with it. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>the more you lie, the better at it. You be better.

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<v Speaker 3>Queen of lies over here, Yeah, queen of lies. I

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<v Speaker 3>just feel like lying as exhausting.

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<v Speaker 4>I also do feel like it's like a childish thing,

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<v Speaker 4>like I got away with it as a kid, but

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<v Speaker 4>now that I'm an adult, I don't give up.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care enough to lie anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, So I feel like that's when when I meet people,

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<v Speaker 4>like you know, when people lying when their life is

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<v Speaker 4>too elaborate, Like, but there's always a bitch of a story,

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<v Speaker 4>a very tall tale, and I'm just as tall, so

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<v Speaker 4>I can see the lies. So I just like like,

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<v Speaker 4>I can't even think about it. But somebody will walk

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<v Speaker 4>in and they be like yo, I just hitched the

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<v Speaker 4>ride on the raff over here.

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<v Speaker 3>Like didn't. Those are the nineties that come like what

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<v Speaker 3>do you what is your life?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember a time that you lied and forgot

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<v Speaker 2>what you would say? Like, because like it's easy to

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<v Speaker 2>add to a story and then it's hard to remember what.

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<v Speaker 3>You get caught and what. I don't remember a specific

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<v Speaker 3>time that I might have gotten.

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<v Speaker 2>Caught in a lot, I'll tell you about the time

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<v Speaker 2>that I got let's hear it. So when I was little,

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<v Speaker 2>I used to steal. I I used to steal from

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<v Speaker 2>the school store. I used to steal from like the

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<v Speaker 2>Holliday boutique.

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<v Speaker 3>I used to steal people's lunch, but snacks out of

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<v Speaker 3>their lunch boxes. I would steal.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was just that I didn't need, Like my

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<v Speaker 2>mother gave me a every day to go to school,

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<v Speaker 2>but it was always something real healthy, like an apple

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<v Speaker 2>or a tangerine or something stupid like that.

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<v Speaker 3>And all the other kids were eating like chips and

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<v Speaker 3>the cracker with the watery cheese and the little red stick,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what I mean like that, and my mother

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<v Speaker 3>never rectangle ship. Yeah, I don't remember, I want to say,

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<v Speaker 3>but that's like No, it's like ritz Cracker. It's like

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<v Speaker 3>it was like a Nibisco situation. So those right. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>the cheese was not cheese. It was just orange water.

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<v Speaker 3>It was blue. It was blue, and it was Velvita

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<v Speaker 3>that like liquid cheese that you oh, yeah, that's a

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<v Speaker 3>mac and cheese.

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<v Speaker 4>Though there's a brand of a Vita called Mac and Cheese.

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<v Speaker 4>But that little thing I think was crafts because the

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<v Speaker 4>little you talking about the rectangle.

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<v Speaker 2>With you peel the back off and there's like a

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<v Speaker 2>rectangle crack, like a stack a little cheese and that

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<v Speaker 2>stick it.

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<v Speaker 3>Was like a hood cheese plate. Oh my god. That

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<v Speaker 3>was her.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And my mom gave me like fifty cents to

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<v Speaker 2>get something from the school store, and I came out

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<v Speaker 2>with a bag, a giant bag full of stuff like

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<v Speaker 2>I stole like all those erasers that were shaped like

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<v Speaker 2>soccer balls or whatever, and like all this crap that

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't need, like Lisa frank folders, all of this stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>And my brother is a year older than me. My

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<v Speaker 3>mother gave him the same fifty cents. We were on

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<v Speaker 3>the bus.

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<v Speaker 2>He was like all I got was this pen, And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, they must have been having a

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<v Speaker 2>sale when I went and I came home and my

0:17:34.560 --> 0:17:38.040
<v Speaker 2>parents are like, the hook is this? Like they were like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>the school fifty cents goes far right because my parents

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<v Speaker 2>third world country realness. Like they were like, okay, well,

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<v Speaker 2>well you stretched that money. And then it was like,

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<v Speaker 2>well what did you get to my brother and he

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<v Speaker 2>showed them and they were like, oh.

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<v Speaker 3>A little real cream pie. Yeah. They were like, you're lying,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like, no, I didn't. I found it.

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<v Speaker 3>I kept I was like, I paid for it, and

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<v Speaker 3>then I was like I found it.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I was like they gave it to me,

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<v Speaker 2>and like all within the span at like a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of minutes, they beat my ass.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh damn.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean I used to steal as well. I guess

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a good liar and see it because I used to.

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<v Speaker 4>I used to steal like I was a queen of

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<v Speaker 4>thief and like me and my cousins were broke, and

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<v Speaker 4>I remember we would walk to park Chester, which is

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<v Speaker 4>kind of like this part of the Bronx where has

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<v Speaker 4>like Macy's and a few bunch of other stores.

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<v Speaker 3>Six on the six train. I used to be on

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<v Speaker 3>the sixth. Jlo used to go to park Chester. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>sure was such a.

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<v Speaker 4>Park Chester check and you see it because park Chester

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<v Speaker 4>was like loky, kind of fancy a little bit, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>because they had a may I remember one day me

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<v Speaker 4>and my cousins were sitting down in my aunt house

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<v Speaker 4>and we were like, yo, I'm tired of being broke.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm tall and I've always.

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<v Speaker 3>Been tall, and I was like, I'm tired of people

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<v Speaker 3>making fun of my high waters, like everyone could see

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<v Speaker 3>my ankles at all time, and now they're in and listen.

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<v Speaker 3>They they've never been out.

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<v Speaker 4>So I remember my aunt, you know, she had a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of bags, a lot of big bags, and we were.

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<v Speaker 3>Just like, yo, let's go shopping. So we each had

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<v Speaker 3>a big ass back. I don't know how we didn't

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<v Speaker 3>go to jail this day.

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<v Speaker 4>And we went to Macy's and we went to Fast

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<v Speaker 4>Up and Iron and Rainbow and all this other shit,

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<v Speaker 4>and we were just like it was crazy, like one

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<v Speaker 4>of those videos that you see on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 3>He's just ran tacking shit in a bag like supermarket sweet. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>Like I got shoes that thing, Like I got shoes,

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<v Speaker 3>Like who steals shoes? Like I actually washed?

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<v Speaker 4>You never walked into a pair of shoes, like tried

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<v Speaker 4>on another and then left with the new one and

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<v Speaker 4>left the nasty, raggedy ones.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never done that. I've seen that, like in the box,

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<v Speaker 3>like you like real is off white, that's so smart

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<v Speaker 3>thirty shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but back in the day, you could steal so

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<v Speaker 1>much easier. Like I had friends that would go to

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<v Speaker 1>Bloomingdale's and they would still raff luring, like cashmere sweaters,

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<v Speaker 1>and I would go with them, and they would go

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<v Speaker 1>in the dressing room and they didn't have the same

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<v Speaker 1>set the same type of sensors, and like they were

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<v Speaker 1>all we're all in uh ninth grade, so it was

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<v Speaker 1>just like it was nothing to them, And I would

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<v Speaker 1>go with them, and I wouldn't steal because I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm too.

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<v Speaker 3>I know how Ramona gets.

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<v Speaker 1>Down, Like she knows everything I have, any item, she

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<v Speaker 1>can tell something, she can smell something new in the place.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's the mother's skill too, though, Like my mother

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<v Speaker 2>knew all of my clothes in high school.

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<v Speaker 3>Ramona's your mom. Yeah, she was a friend.

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<v Speaker 1>That that's the listeners. The listeners know about Ramona. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I talked to call her about her first name very

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<v Speaker 1>Bag with me, but whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>Sidney called my mom by her first name once one

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<v Speaker 3>time I didn't know. She was on the freaking.

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<v Speaker 2>Phone side speakerphone and I was with my mom and

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<v Speaker 2>Sidney was like, she said, my mom's full government.

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<v Speaker 3>My mother was like, who is that? I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>I gotta go. She did, she got in trouble. My

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<v Speaker 3>mom said we can't be friends no more. That's pretty

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<v Speaker 3>much that is exactly what happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I feel like just as a kid, it was

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<v Speaker 2>easy to steal. I think it was really easy, and

0:20:56.840 --> 0:21:03.800
<v Speaker 2>touching out the tags was the thing to do that, right,

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<v Speaker 2>It's just we're not paying full retail so much to

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<v Speaker 2>make which you are the devil for even putting that

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<v Speaker 2>type of price on this shirt. As let's get into

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<v Speaker 2>corporate greeds. Yeah, y'all are actually the problem sweatshop.

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<v Speaker 3>But it does, it does.

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<v Speaker 2>It was sticking it to the man. I stole a

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<v Speaker 2>d K n Y tube top from Macy's once fancy.

0:21:28.960 --> 0:21:30.320
<v Speaker 2>I didn't even know what the hell where I thought

0:21:30.359 --> 0:21:36.280
<v Speaker 2>I was going young. It's a hairtie, right, it's a headband.

0:21:37.000 --> 0:21:40.520
<v Speaker 2>I had a friend that worked at Arrow Postil remember

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<v Speaker 2>when that was cute, and he he came in and

0:21:43.080 --> 0:21:45.800
<v Speaker 2>he was like, they don't have no sensors on any

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<v Speaker 2>of the clothes.

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<v Speaker 3>And he was like, and there's no security and the

0:21:48.920 --> 0:21:52.200
<v Speaker 3>cameras ain't got no wonder dominic cameras. Right, he was

0:21:52.240 --> 0:21:54.120
<v Speaker 3>like a cameras ain't got no Uh, they're fake.

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<v Speaker 2>So we would jump in the car and split up

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<v Speaker 2>into teams and just spend probably like a cool half

0:22:02.760 --> 0:22:07.320
<v Speaker 2>hour just panties, shirts, sweaters, jeans, shoes.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even know they take it to the fitting

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<v Speaker 3>room and put it all under your clothes. That's another one.

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<v Speaker 3>I never did that, your hoodlums. That's so sad. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>just you just walk out real thick. Yeah, just like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just going. But I never got caught stealing. I

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<v Speaker 3>only got caught, you know, from my parents.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean this is the this is my biggest

0:22:26.080 --> 0:22:28.840
<v Speaker 1>stealing thing, and then I'll move the Okay, how did

0:22:28.880 --> 0:22:30.680
<v Speaker 1>you set it off so well? I used to work

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<v Speaker 1>in Victoria's Secret at the mall, at the Urban Mall

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<v Speaker 1>in Massachusetts.

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<v Speaker 3>And Urban Yeah, I was gonna say that it was Auburn.

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<v Speaker 1>It was Auburn Mall. It was in Woolster, mass It

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<v Speaker 1>don't matter. But anyway, I worked there and I urban people.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the black people. It was where Jimmy jazz

0:22:48.800 --> 0:22:53.440
<v Speaker 2>and v im and stuff was sports, a finish line

0:22:53.520 --> 0:22:54.160
<v Speaker 2>and a foot lock.

0:22:55.119 --> 0:22:57.800
<v Speaker 3>No, it had every It was everything that you needed

0:22:57.840 --> 0:22:59.399
<v Speaker 3>in Wooster. It was a mall. It was just a

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<v Speaker 3>regular mall.

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<v Speaker 1>But I worked there and I used to take the

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<v Speaker 1>sensors off the bras and just layer my freaking bra

0:23:07.720 --> 0:23:10.320
<v Speaker 1>up with other bras. And I was steal bras for

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<v Speaker 1>friends and for myself. Wait, this is while you work

0:23:14.119 --> 0:23:16.840
<v Speaker 1>fair Yes, inside job, inside job.

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<v Speaker 3>You need man sometimes. And you used to see LEVI

0:23:22.359 --> 0:23:24.200
<v Speaker 3>I was pussy. I didn't steal the jeans, but I

0:23:24.200 --> 0:23:26.160
<v Speaker 3>would steal all the leather belts. I would put them

0:23:26.160 --> 0:23:30.159
<v Speaker 3>here undre. Yeah, oh I have a nice collection.

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<v Speaker 2>You are doing belts. You were doing waste trainers before

0:23:32.480 --> 0:23:36.600
<v Speaker 2>everybody tass belts. I mean you just you see that

0:23:36.640 --> 0:23:38.680
<v Speaker 2>you're not getting paid enough. You see like all the

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<v Speaker 2>ship that you put into the place. You're like, I'm

0:23:41.160 --> 0:23:44.240
<v Speaker 2>gonna get mine like this here. I think it's the

0:23:44.359 --> 0:23:48.840
<v Speaker 2>less it's that. But also they built into their budget

0:23:49.440 --> 0:23:50.159
<v Speaker 2>people stealing.

0:23:50.320 --> 0:23:52.040
<v Speaker 3>Yes, it's called LP loss prevention.

0:23:52.720 --> 0:23:56.199
<v Speaker 2>They know that they're not going to sell everything. They

0:23:56.240 --> 0:23:57.760
<v Speaker 2>know people are going to steal, so they like, that's

0:23:57.760 --> 0:23:58.399
<v Speaker 2>part of the budget.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's like, if you know people gonna steal, then

0:24:00.280 --> 0:24:03.840
<v Speaker 3>I'm doing what y'all want me to do for the people. Facts.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't feel anymore now I'm too old. I feel

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<v Speaker 3>like I can't go to jail for stealing. I mean considering.

0:24:09.160 --> 0:24:11.639
<v Speaker 1>I see you know people who go to jail and

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<v Speaker 1>just get right out. I feel like I'm not one

0:24:13.600 --> 0:24:14.160
<v Speaker 1>of those people.

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<v Speaker 2>So, yeah, I feel like I don't want to risk it,

0:24:16.960 --> 0:24:18.840
<v Speaker 2>you know, flash back to a couple of months ago.

0:24:20.119 --> 0:24:20.520
<v Speaker 3>I didn't.

0:24:23.400 --> 0:24:27.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was akon Acon and young geez, I got

0:24:27.800 --> 0:24:28.400
<v Speaker 2>a sick.

0:24:29.000 --> 0:24:32.000
<v Speaker 3>Sick It's just a sick weapon. It was a baton.

0:24:32.119 --> 0:24:33.159
<v Speaker 3>It was a police baton.

0:24:33.320 --> 0:24:36.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I feel like that that was funny. But

0:24:36.359 --> 0:24:40.640
<v Speaker 1>to get caught stealing, that's embarrassing. It is, and nobody's

0:24:40.680 --> 0:24:42.480
<v Speaker 1>gonna help me get out, nobody because they're just.

0:24:42.520 --> 0:24:44.520
<v Speaker 3>Like, bitch, why you got caught stealing? You're so dumb,

0:24:45.400 --> 0:24:47.520
<v Speaker 3>you know, like you you've been stealing all your life.

0:24:47.560 --> 0:24:49.440
<v Speaker 3>Now all of a sudden you're getting caught, Like, come on,

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<v Speaker 3>work better.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the older you got, the like, I am more

0:24:52.240 --> 0:24:55.040
<v Speaker 4>afraid now, but I sta seeming like the classes like whatever,

0:24:55.080 --> 0:24:56.720
<v Speaker 4>I'm not paying ten dollars for the class.

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<v Speaker 3>I heard far un the spot. If you want to steal,

0:25:01.680 --> 0:25:02.240
<v Speaker 3>that's what I heard.

0:25:02.240 --> 0:25:05.840
<v Speaker 2>I saw somebody get caught stealing at I was there

0:25:05.880 --> 0:25:09.080
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, oh, oh, what happened. It was

0:25:09.119 --> 0:25:10.920
<v Speaker 2>a couple of years ago. It was the Sephora in

0:25:12.080 --> 0:25:14.840
<v Speaker 2>like Harold Square near the Macy's. Shout out, that's too.

0:25:14.800 --> 0:25:17.159
<v Speaker 3>That's too big. It's too big. I feel like so

0:25:17.240 --> 0:25:19.240
<v Speaker 3>far it's too easy. So I'm afraid, Like I'm like,

0:25:19.320 --> 0:25:22.160
<v Speaker 3>this is too easy. They're watching. There's always this people

0:25:22.600 --> 0:25:24.600
<v Speaker 3>their cameras work. I heard their cameras are good, like

0:25:24.680 --> 0:25:27.320
<v Speaker 3>they mean like like some CSI like they got the

0:25:27.480 --> 0:25:30.600
<v Speaker 3>Vegas casino cameras. Yes, I think that's what I heard.

0:25:31.160 --> 0:25:33.399
<v Speaker 1>I heard the you know, the little travel size stuff

0:25:33.400 --> 0:25:35.960
<v Speaker 1>that they get by the register, like to scam you

0:25:36.080 --> 0:25:38.560
<v Speaker 1>to get more stuff. That's where people be getting caught

0:25:38.600 --> 0:25:40.520
<v Speaker 1>because it's like, oh, there's so much little stuff here.

0:25:40.720 --> 0:25:42.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh you know, I'll just like this like that and

0:25:42.440 --> 0:25:44.480
<v Speaker 1>then nobody gonna see it. And they're like, no, this

0:25:44.640 --> 0:25:46.919
<v Speaker 1>is actually to catch people who are thieves.

0:25:47.560 --> 0:25:48.879
<v Speaker 3>If you're stealing from the register.

0:25:49.600 --> 0:25:53.280
<v Speaker 2>You gotta have big balls from there, and then you

0:25:53.359 --> 0:25:55.320
<v Speaker 2>gotta walk all the way out the store.

0:25:55.680 --> 0:25:58.679
<v Speaker 3>That's true, a long walk of anxiety, right yea.

0:25:58.800 --> 0:26:01.960
<v Speaker 2>Also good for samples, you don't ever have to spend

0:26:02.000 --> 0:26:04.080
<v Speaker 2>any money as a forger. Have a sample of this, this, this,

0:26:04.320 --> 0:26:05.760
<v Speaker 2>and these eight other things.

0:26:05.880 --> 0:26:06.600
<v Speaker 3>Mm hmm. Yeah.

0:26:06.640 --> 0:26:08.440
<v Speaker 1>But sometimes your hands is hot and you're like, I

0:26:08.480 --> 0:26:11.320
<v Speaker 1>don't want a fucking sample, I want the whole damn thing,

0:26:11.800 --> 0:26:13.560
<v Speaker 1>and then all of a sudden, the eyeliner is in

0:26:13.640 --> 0:26:15.680
<v Speaker 1>your pocket and you're like, my, then.

0:26:15.640 --> 0:26:17.919
<v Speaker 3>You deserve to be in jail with with that cricket

0:26:18.200 --> 0:26:21.720
<v Speaker 3>with a cricket cat eye. That's when I grab her.

0:26:22.840 --> 0:26:24.640
<v Speaker 3>Have you ever dated a dude that that you caught

0:26:24.720 --> 0:26:25.119
<v Speaker 3>lying to you?

0:26:26.720 --> 0:26:31.159
<v Speaker 4>Of course, of course, yes, of course, like my ex

0:26:31.359 --> 0:26:33.360
<v Speaker 4>one that I well, this one was like an innocent

0:26:33.440 --> 0:26:36.440
<v Speaker 4>eye a little bit. But basically my ex the first

0:26:36.560 --> 0:26:39.520
<v Speaker 4>couple like months that we were dating, he was lying

0:26:39.560 --> 0:26:41.440
<v Speaker 4>to me. And he's very, very very honest. He's a

0:26:41.520 --> 0:26:43.520
<v Speaker 4>very good person. So like this, he was doing signing,

0:26:43.600 --> 0:26:45.200
<v Speaker 4>he was acting shady, wasn't picking up the phone.

0:26:45.320 --> 0:26:47.359
<v Speaker 3>Is he lying about? I'm like, what are you lying about? Right?

0:26:47.520 --> 0:26:50.240
<v Speaker 4>So he I forgot what the story was. This was

0:26:50.240 --> 0:26:54.399
<v Speaker 4>a long time ago ago, but like he just was

0:26:54.440 --> 0:26:56.359
<v Speaker 4>acting weird. He wasn't looking when he finally came to

0:26:56.440 --> 0:26:58.040
<v Speaker 4>the house, he was gonna look me in my eyes.

0:26:58.480 --> 0:26:59.479
<v Speaker 4>He smelled different.

0:26:59.560 --> 0:27:02.119
<v Speaker 3>I'm like different. He just had like a smell that

0:27:02.480 --> 0:27:04.639
<v Speaker 3>wasn't me. And I'm like, where were you? Like, what

0:27:04.720 --> 0:27:08.480
<v Speaker 3>were you doing? Was in bathroom body work splash. It

0:27:08.720 --> 0:27:11.520
<v Speaker 3>was more like like Florida water, and I used Florida

0:27:11.560 --> 0:27:13.440
<v Speaker 3>water to like sleep the mom and stuff. And he's

0:27:13.480 --> 0:27:16.560
<v Speaker 3>not like Florida water, incense and stuff. I'm like, what

0:27:16.800 --> 0:27:18.720
<v Speaker 3>hippie ass bitch house were you in? You know?

0:27:18.840 --> 0:27:20.119
<v Speaker 4>So, like I was trying to figure it out. And

0:27:20.200 --> 0:27:22.399
<v Speaker 4>then long story short, like I don't funk with like

0:27:23.040 --> 0:27:25.680
<v Speaker 4>like voodoo and ship. I was raided Jehovah's witness, so

0:27:25.840 --> 0:27:34.160
<v Speaker 4>like stealing horrible anyway, but I don't funk with the devil.

0:27:34.240 --> 0:27:36.760
<v Speaker 4>I don't fun with that, like like your specs and ship.

0:27:36.800 --> 0:27:38.320
<v Speaker 4>I don't go to no psychics, like I don't.

0:27:38.440 --> 0:27:41.000
<v Speaker 3>I don't do that. No, no, no, no, I'm not

0:27:41.080 --> 0:27:43.240
<v Speaker 3>that latina. No, I don't do that.

0:27:43.720 --> 0:27:46.280
<v Speaker 4>So he has a cousin who's like very heavy into

0:27:46.480 --> 0:27:48.359
<v Speaker 4>so he went to these like say like a weird

0:27:48.440 --> 0:27:51.040
<v Speaker 4>say on ship and he had mentioned it before and

0:27:51.200 --> 0:27:52.720
<v Speaker 4>he was like, I was like, don't go there and

0:27:52.760 --> 0:27:54.440
<v Speaker 4>come to my house bringing that ship to my house,

0:27:54.520 --> 0:27:57.639
<v Speaker 4>Like I don't want your energy with some weird devil

0:27:57.680 --> 0:27:59.800
<v Speaker 4>bitch on you coming into my house. Like I'm not

0:27:59.800 --> 0:28:02.879
<v Speaker 4>a out that. So he hid that from me, but

0:28:02.920 --> 0:28:04.640
<v Speaker 4>I could tell that he was lying. But I've also

0:28:04.640 --> 0:28:06.840
<v Speaker 4>had dudes like me like like he's a great guy.

0:28:06.840 --> 0:28:08.200
<v Speaker 4>I never called him and anything like that, but I

0:28:08.240 --> 0:28:10.400
<v Speaker 4>had some other dirty as motherfuckers that I was seeing.

0:28:11.040 --> 0:28:13.440
<v Speaker 3>And he's just used to lie all the time about

0:28:13.480 --> 0:28:17.320
<v Speaker 3>what just anything where he was he was with numbers

0:28:17.359 --> 0:28:18.480
<v Speaker 3>and his phone numbers.

0:28:18.560 --> 0:28:20.800
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, I had like I remember I looked

0:28:20.840 --> 0:28:23.280
<v Speaker 4>through this guy's laptop, you know how like that iMac.

0:28:23.640 --> 0:28:25.399
<v Speaker 3>See, I don't, I don't. I'm not here for that.

0:28:25.600 --> 0:28:28.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm not here. You've never you've never searched. Yeah, but

0:28:28.760 --> 0:28:30.920
<v Speaker 3>when you search, you're gonna find what you want. I

0:28:30.960 --> 0:28:33.359
<v Speaker 3>don't always search, but I've never found anything. Well this

0:28:33.560 --> 0:28:34.720
<v Speaker 3>one time I found at all.

0:28:35.359 --> 0:28:39.440
<v Speaker 4>So I found like at least four bitches and I'm like, damn,

0:28:39.480 --> 0:28:46.720
<v Speaker 4>but like what the conversation conversations titties, but also a

0:28:46.760 --> 0:28:48.400
<v Speaker 4>bit that I put him on, like for work.

0:28:48.720 --> 0:28:50.719
<v Speaker 3>I saw him pursuing the whole. I was like, Oh,

0:28:50.760 --> 0:28:53.480
<v Speaker 3>you're pursuing the bitch that I put you onto for

0:28:53.640 --> 0:28:55.480
<v Speaker 3>work for work. He was like, it's not working.

0:28:56.080 --> 0:28:58.680
<v Speaker 4>He works with clothes and the chick is a model

0:28:58.720 --> 0:29:00.960
<v Speaker 4>and she was like a big like she went viral

0:29:01.080 --> 0:29:02.920
<v Speaker 4>for some ship because she's like very well spoken, very cute.

0:29:02.960 --> 0:29:05.200
<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna go to her and Twitter, but you're

0:29:05.200 --> 0:29:06.280
<v Speaker 3>gonna show us after after.

0:29:08.320 --> 0:29:10.600
<v Speaker 4>So this bitch he like apparently she reached out to

0:29:10.680 --> 0:29:12.640
<v Speaker 4>him to collapse, and he was like, I don't really know,

0:29:12.880 --> 0:29:14.840
<v Speaker 4>Like she ain't that cute. I'm like, na, Na, she's cute.

0:29:14.880 --> 0:29:17.440
<v Speaker 4>Her personality is cute, Like she's like one of them.

0:29:17.640 --> 0:29:20.520
<v Speaker 4>Like I was like, she's like one of them ugly cutes, Like.

0:29:22.240 --> 0:29:25.640
<v Speaker 3>She's really finish. She's cute, she's cute, she's cute, she's

0:29:25.760 --> 0:29:30.640
<v Speaker 3>she's still friends, okay, but whatever.

0:29:30.840 --> 0:29:33.400
<v Speaker 4>So he I told him about her, and then he

0:29:33.560 --> 0:29:35.800
<v Speaker 4>was like really pursuing her and like really really going

0:29:35.880 --> 0:29:36.320
<v Speaker 4>hard for her.

0:29:36.400 --> 0:29:39.480
<v Speaker 3>And I have a sneaking suspicion that that's like his

0:29:39.880 --> 0:29:43.200
<v Speaker 3>check now. So but I saw the conversations.

0:29:43.480 --> 0:29:45.800
<v Speaker 4>But he was like like anyway, the lie was like

0:29:45.920 --> 0:29:48.480
<v Speaker 4>I saw that girl him talking to that girl and

0:29:48.640 --> 0:29:50.160
<v Speaker 4>three other women, and he's like.

0:29:50.200 --> 0:29:51.840
<v Speaker 3>These are my friends. This is how I talk to them.

0:29:51.920 --> 0:29:54.480
<v Speaker 3>It's just like like you're a comedian and I'm like

0:29:55.240 --> 0:29:56.800
<v Speaker 3>you were like, I don't none of this is funny

0:29:56.840 --> 0:29:59.120
<v Speaker 3>to make this ain't this ain't a joke, Like it's

0:29:59.160 --> 0:29:59.640
<v Speaker 3>not a joke.

0:30:00.040 --> 0:30:01.720
<v Speaker 4>Also, like you know, they're not looking at you in

0:30:01.920 --> 0:30:04.560
<v Speaker 4>there your eyes, they're being super defensive, like why are

0:30:04.640 --> 0:30:06.920
<v Speaker 4>you even looking through my ship? If you think I'm

0:30:07.000 --> 0:30:10.360
<v Speaker 4>hiding something? If I'm if you think I'm hiding something,

0:30:10.400 --> 0:30:11.480
<v Speaker 4>what are you hiding?

0:30:12.240 --> 0:30:15.800
<v Speaker 3>That's like spoken like a true liar. And then listen,

0:30:15.920 --> 0:30:19.120
<v Speaker 3>this is my This is my rule of thumb for

0:30:19.240 --> 0:30:21.400
<v Speaker 3>a liar. Right when you confront a liar and the

0:30:21.440 --> 0:30:25.880
<v Speaker 3>first thing they say is wow, the more.

0:30:27.680 --> 0:30:30.600
<v Speaker 4>The more w is in that while the more time

0:30:30.680 --> 0:30:32.440
<v Speaker 4>he's coming up of a liar like you trying to

0:30:32.440 --> 0:30:33.000
<v Speaker 4>figure it out.

0:30:33.160 --> 0:30:37.160
<v Speaker 2>So wow, I was act first of all, if you

0:30:37.200 --> 0:30:39.440
<v Speaker 2>hear first, First of all, I was at my mother's house.

0:30:39.560 --> 0:30:43.000
<v Speaker 2>You went through my computer anything you first of all.

0:30:42.920 --> 0:30:45.680
<v Speaker 3>That's my work laptop. So like everybody in the office.

0:30:45.680 --> 0:30:49.240
<v Speaker 2>You just that laptop to send nudes that ain't even

0:30:49.840 --> 0:30:53.440
<v Speaker 2>not my titties. This is professional titties. I mean, but

0:30:53.520 --> 0:30:55.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm asking real questions. Why are you going through my ship?

0:30:55.880 --> 0:30:58.480
<v Speaker 3>Like what the fuck? Because you're acting suspicious.

0:30:59.160 --> 0:31:01.600
<v Speaker 1>I think I would that you just asked me instead

0:31:01.640 --> 0:31:03.640
<v Speaker 1>of ask instead of go through my ship.

0:31:03.680 --> 0:31:05.360
<v Speaker 4>Now, because this guy, like, you know, I think he

0:31:05.520 --> 0:31:07.360
<v Speaker 4>was a good liar, like in the sense of like

0:31:07.480 --> 0:31:09.720
<v Speaker 4>he would. He wasn't messy, and he wasn't out there,

0:31:09.840 --> 0:31:11.680
<v Speaker 4>but I just knew it deep in my heart. Oh,

0:31:11.840 --> 0:31:13.920
<v Speaker 4>this is something kind of slimy and skeeevy about.

0:31:14.000 --> 0:31:15.480
<v Speaker 3>Couldn't you just have dumped dick?

0:31:16.680 --> 0:31:20.560
<v Speaker 2>But a real answer right there, The dick was good.

0:31:21.040 --> 0:31:24.920
<v Speaker 2>His soul was slimy, But the dick was good. Slimy, slimy, good.

0:31:24.840 --> 0:31:25.719
<v Speaker 3>Dick, slimy dick.

0:31:25.880 --> 0:31:30.320
<v Speaker 4>I mean sometimes slimmy dude's got the best dick. Well,

0:31:30.440 --> 0:31:33.800
<v Speaker 4>unfortunately that's not a thing anymore. I mean, fortunately, fortunately

0:31:34.080 --> 0:31:35.400
<v Speaker 4>that's not a thing anymore.

0:31:35.520 --> 0:31:37.760
<v Speaker 3>But wait, what's the what's the biggest lie you've told

0:31:38.240 --> 0:31:40.520
<v Speaker 3>in a relationship. Well, we're gonna have to talk about

0:31:40.600 --> 0:31:43.240
<v Speaker 3>that when we get off there. Oh wait, you can't

0:31:43.280 --> 0:31:46.080
<v Speaker 3>talk about it. Come and I'll tell you the number

0:31:46.120 --> 0:31:47.760
<v Speaker 3>one lie I ever told you. I'll tell a lie.

0:31:47.880 --> 0:31:50.360
<v Speaker 3>I was like, this is your I'm pregnant by you.

0:31:51.160 --> 0:31:53.240
<v Speaker 3>That was a big lie. Yeah, what happened.

0:31:53.320 --> 0:31:55.960
<v Speaker 1>It was honestly, I didn't even know, but I was like,

0:31:56.080 --> 0:31:58.600
<v Speaker 1>but were you pregnant? I was definitely pregnant. I just

0:31:58.680 --> 0:32:02.120
<v Speaker 1>didn't know who you are, not the father. I couldn't

0:32:02.200 --> 0:32:05.200
<v Speaker 1>couldn't place it, couldn't tell. I mean, I had an idea,

0:32:05.520 --> 0:32:09.440
<v Speaker 1>but you know I needed to get these uh these coins.

0:32:09.600 --> 0:32:15.040
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I respect that's a woman who lies in I

0:32:15.160 --> 0:32:17.440
<v Speaker 4>think my biggest lie actually was telling someone that I

0:32:17.680 --> 0:32:19.320
<v Speaker 4>never had had a three so before when I have

0:32:19.560 --> 0:32:21.520
<v Speaker 4>had Why are you lying about that?

0:32:21.920 --> 0:32:26.800
<v Speaker 3>Now? That's childish because the timeline because you were with

0:32:26.920 --> 0:32:29.040
<v Speaker 3>them when you had that threesome. Yeah, but you didn't

0:32:29.120 --> 0:32:31.400
<v Speaker 3>have to say when. But it's not cheating. If it's

0:32:31.440 --> 0:32:34.680
<v Speaker 3>two people at the same time, it cancels out. They

0:32:34.680 --> 0:32:37.000
<v Speaker 3>don't count right balances out. If you saw for X,

0:32:37.080 --> 0:32:39.200
<v Speaker 3>you know, you got to what you do the bottom

0:32:39.280 --> 0:32:42.560
<v Speaker 3>and it canceled, so you cheated. That's what happened. I

0:32:42.640 --> 0:32:47.520
<v Speaker 3>should cheat. I wouldn't have cheated. I don't think that

0:32:47.640 --> 0:32:50.080
<v Speaker 3>me and him was artificial. So then why did you lie?

0:32:50.600 --> 0:32:53.240
<v Speaker 3>Because sometimes because you don't want to get.

0:32:54.960 --> 0:32:57.400
<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, okay, well let's talk about this three so

0:32:58.120 --> 0:33:01.080
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, because that's what Maurice trying to do this summer.

0:33:01.160 --> 0:33:04.120
<v Speaker 1>So she remember we were talking about this at work

0:33:04.200 --> 0:33:09.200
<v Speaker 1>and you said that you said to me somebody might

0:33:09.320 --> 0:33:11.840
<v Speaker 1>have asked you for a threesome and you didn't realize

0:33:11.880 --> 0:33:14.560
<v Speaker 1>they were asking or something like that, because I told

0:33:14.600 --> 0:33:16.960
<v Speaker 1>you this woman slid into my d MS and said

0:33:17.280 --> 0:33:19.680
<v Speaker 1>her and her boyfriend really liked the show and you

0:33:19.800 --> 0:33:20.040
<v Speaker 1>were like.

0:33:20.120 --> 0:33:21.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh, that she wants to have three Oh yeah, you

0:33:21.960 --> 0:33:24.960
<v Speaker 2>were the unicorn. Those people live in San Francisco and

0:33:25.000 --> 0:33:26.480
<v Speaker 2>they were like, yes, they were. We want to fly

0:33:26.600 --> 0:33:27.760
<v Speaker 2>you out on vacation with us.

0:33:27.880 --> 0:33:30.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you were the unicorn and you were the definitely

0:33:30.040 --> 0:33:32.760
<v Speaker 3>the unicorn. I mean, yeah, why not. It's fun.

0:33:33.520 --> 0:33:35.400
<v Speaker 4>I think it's also better like that sometimes, Like I

0:33:35.480 --> 0:33:37.320
<v Speaker 4>know that the rule of thumb with three somes is

0:33:37.560 --> 0:33:38.800
<v Speaker 4>if you're gonna have a threesome.

0:33:39.240 --> 0:33:40.840
<v Speaker 3>Like the people that I had a threesome with, none

0:33:40.880 --> 0:33:42.480
<v Speaker 3>of us were with each other. That was like we

0:33:42.600 --> 0:33:45.200
<v Speaker 3>were drunk. He was in a pool, like in a

0:33:45.320 --> 0:33:47.480
<v Speaker 3>pool okay, well do you could you tall?

0:33:47.600 --> 0:33:50.520
<v Speaker 2>So you was in the deep end, just like moving

0:33:50.560 --> 0:33:53.560
<v Speaker 2>around like nobody's coming no way except me.

0:33:56.080 --> 0:33:58.400
<v Speaker 3>Was that a local pool or were you out of seat?

0:33:58.600 --> 0:34:00.680
<v Speaker 3>It was like out of state a local pool. A

0:34:00.720 --> 0:34:07.440
<v Speaker 3>pool I would have came out with y and we're

0:34:07.440 --> 0:34:10.120
<v Speaker 3>asking a real question. No equinox I feel like there's

0:34:10.120 --> 0:34:14.040
<v Speaker 3>an equinox pool? Are there equinoxes? It was an Airbnb pool.

0:34:13.960 --> 0:34:18.719
<v Speaker 1>And okay, so you were on you were in Westchester

0:34:18.840 --> 0:34:22.400
<v Speaker 1>on the cusp of like the Bronx, like that was

0:34:22.440 --> 0:34:26.720
<v Speaker 1>like New York.

0:34:26.560 --> 0:34:29.719
<v Speaker 3>City, you know, but it was cool, I think.

0:34:29.760 --> 0:34:31.440
<v Speaker 4>But like the rule of thumb for three sous I

0:34:31.480 --> 0:34:34.560
<v Speaker 4>would say is that you should not know each other.

0:34:35.200 --> 0:34:37.520
<v Speaker 4>I think that it should always be the if it's

0:34:37.520 --> 0:34:39.120
<v Speaker 4>a relationship, like if it's a girl and a guy

0:34:39.160 --> 0:34:42.600
<v Speaker 4>that are together and somebody wants to to be something,

0:34:42.600 --> 0:34:44.279
<v Speaker 4>the girl has to initiate it. I think if the

0:34:44.320 --> 0:34:49.120
<v Speaker 4>guy initiates it, it's kind of like sketch because just

0:34:49.120 --> 0:34:51.080
<v Speaker 4>wanted to fuck this bitch. So I think the girl,

0:34:51.440 --> 0:34:54.440
<v Speaker 4>the girlfriend should initiate it and be like this person

0:34:54.560 --> 0:34:56.279
<v Speaker 4>I met, and it shouldn't be someone that either of

0:34:56.320 --> 0:34:59.520
<v Speaker 4>you have sucked in the past. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because

0:34:59.520 --> 0:35:01.520
<v Speaker 4>there's like we're shit in it. But yeah, I always

0:35:01.760 --> 0:35:04.360
<v Speaker 4>but like for you, if are you in a relationship,

0:35:04.960 --> 0:35:07.919
<v Speaker 4>so you're single, So if somebody, if if a couple

0:35:08.000 --> 0:35:10.759
<v Speaker 4>comes at you together, I think that's cool because like they.

0:35:10.680 --> 0:35:13.359
<v Speaker 3>Don't know you, they don't know me. So I don't

0:35:13.360 --> 0:35:14.000
<v Speaker 3>trust nobody.

0:35:14.560 --> 0:35:17.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't trust nobody because we had a friend who

0:35:18.120 --> 0:35:23.320
<v Speaker 1>the guy wanted a threesome and the girlfriend was acting

0:35:23.480 --> 0:35:25.279
<v Speaker 1>like she wanted it, but at the end of the day,

0:35:25.320 --> 0:35:25.760
<v Speaker 1>she didn't.

0:35:25.840 --> 0:35:28.000
<v Speaker 3>She only wanted to do it to please to please him.

0:35:28.040 --> 0:35:29.320
<v Speaker 1>And I don't want to be in a situation like

0:35:29.400 --> 0:35:32.120
<v Speaker 1>that because it's too much drama, too much bagage.

0:35:32.200 --> 0:35:33.920
<v Speaker 3>Just like it needs to be free, it needs to

0:35:33.960 --> 0:35:37.200
<v Speaker 3>be air, Like yeah, you guys, con you guys gonna

0:35:37.200 --> 0:35:38.880
<v Speaker 3>be having sex. You're gonna bite you all real And

0:35:41.560 --> 0:35:45.800
<v Speaker 3>she's like, yes, you gotta go home. Sorry, Well, somebody

0:35:45.840 --> 0:35:46.920
<v Speaker 3>get me an uber.

0:35:48.000 --> 0:35:50.360
<v Speaker 1>And then it'll be like fifty shades of gray stunts

0:35:50.480 --> 0:35:51.680
<v Speaker 1>like wait, why are you tying me up?

0:35:51.719 --> 0:35:53.680
<v Speaker 3>Okay, now you're putting something in my mouth? Is that

0:35:53.760 --> 0:35:54.160
<v Speaker 3>a sock?

0:35:54.560 --> 0:35:57.320
<v Speaker 1>Now you tied up in a basement somewhere. No, you

0:35:57.360 --> 0:35:59.400
<v Speaker 1>don't even get your nut off, Like, yeah.

0:35:59.680 --> 0:36:01.719
<v Speaker 3>That's the worst part of it all, Like tie me up,

0:36:01.719 --> 0:36:05.640
<v Speaker 3>but at least let me get it. No, I'm just like,

0:36:06.160 --> 0:36:06.480
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

0:36:06.560 --> 0:36:09.960
<v Speaker 1>I just feel like there's so many alterror motives with threesomes.

0:36:10.040 --> 0:36:13.440
<v Speaker 1>There's not like organic ones, organic three.

0:36:13.520 --> 0:36:14.200
<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't say that.

0:36:14.320 --> 0:36:16.080
<v Speaker 4>The one that I had, I was very very young,

0:36:16.280 --> 0:36:19.200
<v Speaker 4>and it was organic because we had nothing to do

0:36:19.320 --> 0:36:22.279
<v Speaker 4>with each other, like he we had all met there, so.

0:36:22.480 --> 0:36:31.279
<v Speaker 3>That was the hostel. It was a vacation, like we

0:36:31.400 --> 0:36:33.319
<v Speaker 3>knew each other that we I mean, it was a thing.

0:36:33.440 --> 0:36:36.040
<v Speaker 3>I can't love it, but it was, you know.

0:36:39.160 --> 0:36:40.480
<v Speaker 2>So then the dude that you were dating at the

0:36:40.520 --> 0:36:42.520
<v Speaker 2>time asked you about if you had ever had a

0:36:42.560 --> 0:36:47.520
<v Speaker 2>threesome and you said no because it was crossover. Yeah, basically,

0:36:47.960 --> 0:36:49.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you got a lot of these men sometimes

0:36:49.600 --> 0:36:51.439
<v Speaker 2>because men are the most sensitive people in the world.

0:36:51.480 --> 0:36:54.040
<v Speaker 3>They're sensitive and they be lying the most. So I'm

0:36:54.120 --> 0:36:57.560
<v Speaker 3>going to live my life. That being said, I hate liars. Oh,

0:36:58.000 --> 0:37:02.560
<v Speaker 3>I hate when people lie. It's crazy because because you're but.

0:37:02.640 --> 0:37:06.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm honest now in twenty nineteen, I'm honest. I'm not

0:37:06.920 --> 0:37:07.960
<v Speaker 2>out here lying to people.

0:37:07.800 --> 0:37:09.960
<v Speaker 3>You have to lie about Yeah, lying as I lied

0:37:10.000 --> 0:37:12.719
<v Speaker 3>as a child. I lie, I stole and lied as

0:37:12.760 --> 0:37:14.320
<v Speaker 3>a kid. I'm not lying anymore.

0:37:14.360 --> 0:37:16.480
<v Speaker 2>I mean I'll lie to my mom about stuff now,

0:37:16.520 --> 0:37:18.160
<v Speaker 2>Like my mother will ask me how much something cost,

0:37:18.200 --> 0:37:20.040
<v Speaker 2>and I'll lie about how much I spent. That's a

0:37:20.080 --> 0:37:22.200
<v Speaker 2>little white line, right, because I know she's going to

0:37:22.239 --> 0:37:24.120
<v Speaker 2>be like, you spent too much and she's gonna complain.

0:37:24.560 --> 0:37:26.279
<v Speaker 2>But those are the types of lies that I tell Now,

0:37:26.320 --> 0:37:28.319
<v Speaker 2>I'm not Yeah, I'm not lying about where I am

0:37:28.400 --> 0:37:29.600
<v Speaker 2>or who I'm weird or what were doing.

0:37:29.960 --> 0:37:32.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like that whole things and thing I was like nineteen,

0:37:32.120 --> 0:37:34.160
<v Speaker 3>I can't do that shit now as an adult. That's exhausting.

0:37:34.160 --> 0:37:36.200
<v Speaker 4>I don't have the time and I forget a lot,

0:37:36.440 --> 0:37:38.160
<v Speaker 4>so like I wouldn't be able to keep up with

0:37:38.200 --> 0:37:38.640
<v Speaker 4>my lives.

0:37:38.960 --> 0:37:42.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and when where the origin of like white lies

0:37:42.840 --> 0:37:44.520
<v Speaker 3>come from? White people be lying?

0:37:45.680 --> 0:37:49.799
<v Speaker 2>But I'm like, white lives isn't harmful, Yeah, but most

0:37:49.880 --> 0:37:52.560
<v Speaker 2>harmful lies, so do white collar crimes.

0:37:52.800 --> 0:37:55.000
<v Speaker 3>Exactly the amment.

0:37:56.040 --> 0:38:03.280
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Bernie hold all your money, okayetrating, Yeah, Christopher Columbus like, okay,

0:38:05.360 --> 0:38:07.719
<v Speaker 2>you see what his lie did to the Native Americans.

0:38:07.800 --> 0:38:10.560
<v Speaker 3>That's what kind of white lives, y'all want I've never

0:38:10.640 --> 0:38:13.600
<v Speaker 3>met a Native America exactly, they don't. That's how strong

0:38:13.760 --> 0:38:16.160
<v Speaker 3>the lie was. Okay, that's a white lie. That's the

0:38:16.239 --> 0:38:18.080
<v Speaker 3>white How do we get that out? We need to

0:38:18.320 --> 0:38:21.040
<v Speaker 3>We need to cancel white lies. There's no such thing. Yeah,

0:38:21.520 --> 0:38:25.279
<v Speaker 3>we gotta make them. What's what's an inclusive term for

0:38:25.400 --> 0:38:35.640
<v Speaker 3>white lives? Use the multicultural lies that we can fluid lies,

0:38:36.480 --> 0:38:37.920
<v Speaker 3>fluid lies, fluid lies.

0:38:38.520 --> 0:38:39.840
<v Speaker 2>But do I feel like I want to know more

0:38:39.880 --> 0:38:42.239
<v Speaker 2>about you as a person, like so your mother you

0:38:42.320 --> 0:38:45.400
<v Speaker 2>were raised Jehovah's witness, Yes, like prince like.

0:38:45.480 --> 0:38:49.880
<v Speaker 3>Price, that's bizarre. Like Williams. Serena Williams is Jehovah's witness.

0:38:50.000 --> 0:38:53.560
<v Speaker 3>She was Venus And I don't think anymore.

0:38:53.640 --> 0:38:56.480
<v Speaker 4>No, maybe though, because that wedding of hers was odd.

0:38:57.200 --> 0:38:59.000
<v Speaker 4>Did you see the pictures of Serena William's wedding?

0:38:59.480 --> 0:39:06.680
<v Speaker 3>Look like fucking Kingdom home anyway? But yeah, I ask away,

0:39:06.719 --> 0:39:07.080
<v Speaker 3>what do you want?

0:39:07.120 --> 0:39:07.160
<v Speaker 2>You?

0:39:07.360 --> 0:39:11.160
<v Speaker 3>Siblings and stuff? I do. I'm the youngest of three

0:39:12.040 --> 0:39:15.279
<v Speaker 3>and yeah, uh, I have siblings, a brother and a sister,

0:39:15.719 --> 0:39:18.000
<v Speaker 3>and they do. I love them. I'm very close to

0:39:18.080 --> 0:39:19.160
<v Speaker 3>my family. Yeah, you're my family.

0:39:19.200 --> 0:39:21.279
<v Speaker 1>Oriented I'll be watching your interests. I'm like, yo, you

0:39:21.400 --> 0:39:24.680
<v Speaker 1>got just out there, but chatta and it up you

0:39:25.040 --> 0:39:25.600
<v Speaker 1>crop up?

0:39:25.800 --> 0:39:36.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, wearing crap you're not wearing is not like your family.

0:39:37.000 --> 0:39:39.120
<v Speaker 3>Like your family first of all, is so cute. We

0:39:39.280 --> 0:39:40.040
<v Speaker 3>live so fun.

0:39:40.280 --> 0:39:42.560
<v Speaker 1>And every time I know, as soon as I could

0:39:42.600 --> 0:39:44.759
<v Speaker 1>see the walls, I'm like, oh, she in her family's house. Yeah,

0:39:44.920 --> 0:39:48.120
<v Speaker 1>there's just certain type of walls that like families have.

0:39:48.520 --> 0:39:51.239
<v Speaker 3>Like covered an oldest photo. This is old school. I

0:39:51.320 --> 0:39:52.319
<v Speaker 3>know where she is. She's at home.

0:39:52.440 --> 0:39:54.680
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you a plastic Yeah, you have them little like

0:39:54.800 --> 0:39:56.759
<v Speaker 4>things that people from Caribbeans like to put on.

0:39:56.760 --> 0:40:00.880
<v Speaker 3>Their walls, and they just like attack being weird.

0:40:00.760 --> 0:40:03.560
<v Speaker 1>Like and you'll be dancing and drinking and have a

0:40:03.600 --> 0:40:05.880
<v Speaker 1>good good time. I'm like, ah, this is like family.

0:40:06.040 --> 0:40:06.400
<v Speaker 3>I love it.

0:40:06.600 --> 0:40:08.759
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I love my family. We get we go from

0:40:08.840 --> 0:40:11.319
<v Speaker 4>zero to one hundred real quick. So, like, I'm very

0:40:11.480 --> 0:40:12.960
<v Speaker 4>very social.

0:40:13.280 --> 0:40:13.919
<v Speaker 3>I like people.

0:40:14.080 --> 0:40:16.719
<v Speaker 4>I'm very conversational. But I got like three friends and

0:40:16.800 --> 0:40:19.120
<v Speaker 4>then my family, Like I don't really talk with a.

0:40:19.120 --> 0:40:21.919
<v Speaker 3>Lot of people. Like you what you say three? Yeah

0:40:22.000 --> 0:40:22.799
<v Speaker 3>say it again? Three?

0:40:23.080 --> 0:40:29.040
<v Speaker 5>No threesomes? Like three friends. I'm the baby of three.

0:40:30.400 --> 0:40:36.319
<v Speaker 5>My name is three Street. From me three down, literally nasty.

0:40:37.719 --> 0:40:39.959
<v Speaker 3>Three.

0:40:41.440 --> 0:40:44.000
<v Speaker 4>But yeah, I love my family the dope. We're a

0:40:44.040 --> 0:40:45.960
<v Speaker 4>lot of fun. My mom is actually the one who's

0:40:45.960 --> 0:40:48.920
<v Speaker 4>the most conservative because she, like we were. I had

0:40:48.920 --> 0:40:51.480
<v Speaker 4>a very confusing childhood. So Jehovah's witness.

0:40:51.800 --> 0:40:53.160
<v Speaker 3>Because still jehovah witness.

0:40:53.239 --> 0:40:55.359
<v Speaker 2>The only one that Jehovah's witness is my mom, right,

0:40:56.000 --> 0:40:59.919
<v Speaker 2>So so what what's the what's the Like they can't

0:41:00.120 --> 0:41:02.960
<v Speaker 2>like eat after a certain time, but they can't drink.

0:41:03.000 --> 0:41:04.879
<v Speaker 3>You can't come outside. They drink.

0:41:04.920 --> 0:41:06.360
<v Speaker 4>They drink like win of shit, but like you're not

0:41:06.360 --> 0:41:09.000
<v Speaker 4>supposed to be like drunk or whatever. But they don't

0:41:09.040 --> 0:41:12.440
<v Speaker 4>celebrate holidays because they feel like every holiday stems from

0:41:12.440 --> 0:41:15.600
<v Speaker 4>a pagan Like the people think that Jovah's witnesses don't

0:41:15.600 --> 0:41:17.840
<v Speaker 4>believe in Jesus. We definitely believe in Jesus, but we

0:41:17.840 --> 0:41:19.759
<v Speaker 4>don't believe in like the cross, because they don't. I'm

0:41:19.760 --> 0:41:21.439
<v Speaker 4>saying we like I've been there, I haven't been there. Yeah,

0:41:23.000 --> 0:41:25.759
<v Speaker 4>but like Jovah's witnesses don't wear a cross because there's

0:41:25.800 --> 0:41:28.239
<v Speaker 4>a form of idle tree and you're not supposed to

0:41:28.400 --> 0:41:30.080
<v Speaker 4>like God is supposed to be in your heart and

0:41:30.200 --> 0:41:32.359
<v Speaker 4>in the world, like you're not on your chest. Yeah,

0:41:32.480 --> 0:41:34.880
<v Speaker 4>And I always thought that the cross was weird, Like

0:41:34.960 --> 0:41:37.480
<v Speaker 4>if if God forbid, something happens to my mom and

0:41:37.560 --> 0:41:40.160
<v Speaker 4>she gets stabbed, I'm not gonna rock a knife on

0:41:40.320 --> 0:41:41.200
<v Speaker 4>my fucking chest.

0:41:41.680 --> 0:41:46.160
<v Speaker 3>I got Sowarsky crystals with it, maybe like my eyelighter,

0:41:46.280 --> 0:41:47.680
<v Speaker 3>raise your sharp yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:41:48.440 --> 0:41:50.040
<v Speaker 4>But so they don't believe in idle tree, they don't

0:41:50.040 --> 0:41:52.919
<v Speaker 4>believe in saints, they don't believe in in holidays, which

0:41:53.000 --> 0:41:54.959
<v Speaker 4>was very boring and sad as a child.

0:41:55.160 --> 0:41:59.560
<v Speaker 3>If you're not, you're very frugal. You knowckets three kids.

0:41:59.600 --> 0:42:01.880
<v Speaker 3>We do not do with no, I'm about to be

0:42:02.000 --> 0:42:05.680
<v Speaker 3>jobs when it's just not patient? What about birthdays?

0:42:05.800 --> 0:42:09.520
<v Speaker 4>Birthdays neither, because it's basically like you are idolizing this

0:42:09.680 --> 0:42:12.000
<v Speaker 4>person just for being born when people were born every

0:42:12.040 --> 0:42:13.840
<v Speaker 4>day and the only person who used to be idolizing

0:42:14.080 --> 0:42:14.680
<v Speaker 4>is God.

0:42:16.239 --> 0:42:19.680
<v Speaker 3>It's just confusing. It is confused. I'm thrown off. Yeah.

0:42:19.680 --> 0:42:21.520
<v Speaker 3>And the thing about it too, was like basically my

0:42:21.600 --> 0:42:23.400
<v Speaker 3>mom was in and out. So one year I had

0:42:23.400 --> 0:42:25.440
<v Speaker 3>a birthday, the next not, I'm like, what's going on?

0:42:25.640 --> 0:42:27.960
<v Speaker 3>And then you know it depended you know what her

0:42:28.320 --> 0:42:31.480
<v Speaker 3>her pay cycle was. How she exactly exact. That's what

0:42:31.560 --> 0:42:32.440
<v Speaker 3>I really think it was.

0:42:32.719 --> 0:42:35.919
<v Speaker 4>And I remember one particular Halloween that was super sad,

0:42:35.960 --> 0:42:37.440
<v Speaker 4>because if I'm not going to be able to go

0:42:37.560 --> 0:42:39.360
<v Speaker 4>and trick or treat or whatever, then don't let me

0:42:39.480 --> 0:42:41.600
<v Speaker 4>do it. But I guess she felt bad and she

0:42:41.840 --> 0:42:43.520
<v Speaker 4>thought she was doing well, so she brought me like

0:42:43.560 --> 0:42:46.160
<v Speaker 4>a like a belly dancer, like a princess jasmine type

0:42:46.160 --> 0:42:48.640
<v Speaker 4>of costume. I want to see, but then I gonna

0:42:48.640 --> 0:42:50.720
<v Speaker 4>go outside. So I was like looking up the window

0:42:51.080 --> 0:42:52.120
<v Speaker 4>at the children.

0:42:51.920 --> 0:42:55.120
<v Speaker 2>Playing with my costume, and I'm just like, this is

0:42:55.280 --> 0:42:57.680
<v Speaker 2>so And you didn't have like Instagram or anything like that,

0:42:57.760 --> 0:42:59.640
<v Speaker 2>so you can even take pictures and post up and

0:42:59.680 --> 0:43:00.680
<v Speaker 2>be like at me.

0:43:00.719 --> 0:43:01.480
<v Speaker 3>For Halloween, you can.

0:43:02.480 --> 0:43:06.600
<v Speaker 1>I was just running around lipping around for your candy

0:43:06.760 --> 0:43:08.200
<v Speaker 1>in the house at least, not like that.

0:43:08.719 --> 0:43:10.920
<v Speaker 3>Witness don't believe in that. We don't believe sugar. They

0:43:10.920 --> 0:43:14.439
<v Speaker 3>don't believe sugar. That's tough. It was tough.

0:43:14.520 --> 0:43:17.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, So like my my brother, like I was actually

0:43:17.480 --> 0:43:19.520
<v Speaker 4>kind of mad at my mom, like we're good of

0:43:19.640 --> 0:43:21.480
<v Speaker 4>her Mother's Day and I was about to not do

0:43:21.600 --> 0:43:23.399
<v Speaker 4>nothing for her, and me and my sister were both

0:43:23.480 --> 0:43:25.000
<v Speaker 4>like on the same side. And so we called my

0:43:25.080 --> 0:43:26.759
<v Speaker 4>brother and we were like, listen, we're not talking to mask,

0:43:26.800 --> 0:43:29.239
<v Speaker 4>so you better do something for her mother's day. So

0:43:29.400 --> 0:43:32.239
<v Speaker 4>he was like what he was like that lady don't

0:43:32.239 --> 0:43:35.400
<v Speaker 4>believe holidays, right, I don't believe holidays either, So like.

0:43:35.680 --> 0:43:37.920
<v Speaker 3>Whatever, we caved and we like cooked it up for her.

0:43:38.040 --> 0:43:41.160
<v Speaker 2>But so so does she like that though, because she

0:43:41.680 --> 0:43:45.920
<v Speaker 2>appreciated alone. Yes, because moms love that stuff. Yeah, and

0:43:45.960 --> 0:43:46.759
<v Speaker 2>they'd be like, don't buy me.

0:43:46.800 --> 0:43:48.759
<v Speaker 3>I don't need I don't need nothing. And then if

0:43:48.800 --> 0:43:49.600
<v Speaker 3>you don't, they'd be like.

0:43:50.080 --> 0:43:52.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she tried to find loop poles when I was

0:43:52.480 --> 0:43:54.759
<v Speaker 4>younger for my birthday. That's something I would say, like

0:43:54.960 --> 0:43:56.880
<v Speaker 4>the week before my birthday of the week after, she

0:43:56.920 --> 0:43:58.880
<v Speaker 4>would give me something, but she wouldn't wrap it up.

0:43:58.920 --> 0:44:01.080
<v Speaker 3>She just give it me, just be in the bag.

0:44:01.400 --> 0:44:03.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and I'm like, okay, thanks, but like I know

0:44:03.520 --> 0:44:05.000
<v Speaker 4>it was for my birthday, but she wouldn't give it

0:44:05.040 --> 0:44:05.960
<v Speaker 4>to me on my birthday.

0:44:05.960 --> 0:44:09.120
<v Speaker 2>Ship maybe my mother was she was like some steps

0:44:09.200 --> 0:44:12.640
<v Speaker 2>that she would pulled. Dude, Like she's like she got

0:44:12.680 --> 0:44:14.440
<v Speaker 2>the price tag on it. I'm like what, so I'm

0:44:14.440 --> 0:44:17.279
<v Speaker 2>supposed to know how much this costs that's very so.

0:44:17.360 --> 0:44:19.480
<v Speaker 3>You know it didn't just fall out the sky exactly,

0:44:19.640 --> 0:44:25.640
<v Speaker 3>like Sata didn't give you this exactly. Clause Ramona clause,

0:44:25.800 --> 0:44:26.520
<v Speaker 3>Romona clause.

0:44:26.600 --> 0:44:28.719
<v Speaker 1>There it is that Ramona claus. That sounds like that

0:44:28.760 --> 0:44:31.680
<v Speaker 1>should be a clause. That's what the same sounds like

0:44:31.719 --> 0:44:32.279
<v Speaker 1>a drag queen.

0:44:32.560 --> 0:44:35.560
<v Speaker 3>Romona clause is kind of like a like a mob wife. Yeah,

0:44:37.840 --> 0:44:39.279
<v Speaker 3>she wear a head to toe leopard and none of

0:44:39.280 --> 0:44:45.759
<v Speaker 3>the leopards exactly. She got tiger leopard. Yeah. Character, it's

0:44:45.920 --> 0:44:49.040
<v Speaker 3>Cheata Romona clause. We gonna write the pilot. I love it.

0:44:50.560 --> 0:44:54.840
<v Speaker 1>You're very honest on social media, like you're always your stories,

0:44:55.000 --> 0:44:58.200
<v Speaker 1>you pour your heart out, you got you got skits.

0:44:58.680 --> 0:45:01.160
<v Speaker 3>I mean, how how important is it to be honest

0:45:01.200 --> 0:45:01.520
<v Speaker 3>on there?

0:45:02.280 --> 0:45:03.960
<v Speaker 4>I think it's very honest, and I think that goes

0:45:04.040 --> 0:45:07.400
<v Speaker 4>back to our unofficial expert thing. Like my childhood, I

0:45:07.520 --> 0:45:09.200
<v Speaker 4>was lying in shit. So like now I'm very honest

0:45:09.239 --> 0:45:12.040
<v Speaker 4>because I have anxiety. I can't come up with the

0:45:12.120 --> 0:45:13.840
<v Speaker 4>lies and like this is just my life. Like I

0:45:13.880 --> 0:45:15.880
<v Speaker 4>think I'm a little too honest on the ground. Sometimes

0:45:15.920 --> 0:45:16.520
<v Speaker 4>I'm like I need to.

0:45:16.480 --> 0:45:19.279
<v Speaker 3>Step away, do not need to know this? But the

0:45:19.360 --> 0:45:21.320
<v Speaker 3>other day I was like about to be like, I

0:45:21.400 --> 0:45:23.360
<v Speaker 3>think I got too tampons it and I'm.

0:45:23.239 --> 0:45:27.960
<v Speaker 2>Like, nobody, wait, did you have two taps? I was

0:45:28.000 --> 0:45:31.520
<v Speaker 2>fling up there to see, but I didn't.

0:45:31.600 --> 0:45:33.640
<v Speaker 3>I just have forgotten. Like I was like sleepy.

0:45:33.680 --> 0:45:35.239
<v Speaker 4>I woke up in the middle of the I took

0:45:35.280 --> 0:45:37.120
<v Speaker 4>it out and put a pad or whatever and then

0:45:37.280 --> 0:45:38.439
<v Speaker 4>t M I TMI but whatever.

0:45:38.719 --> 0:45:41.480
<v Speaker 3>So the next day I was just like I thought

0:45:41.480 --> 0:45:45.439
<v Speaker 3>she was gonna get tss. Yeah. I was a Hello,

0:45:45.680 --> 0:45:48.040
<v Speaker 3>I am a survivor of it, and I'm a survivor.

0:45:48.440 --> 0:45:51.520
<v Speaker 3>She's a survivor. City almost lost both legs. You tell

0:45:51.560 --> 0:45:52.880
<v Speaker 3>me about that. What happened?

0:45:52.960 --> 0:45:57.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I mean it was graduation and I was

0:45:57.520 --> 0:45:59.759
<v Speaker 1>hanging out with my friend Anna and Deisi and we

0:46:00.080 --> 0:46:03.600
<v Speaker 1>dayed out the whole night after graduation and it all

0:46:03.719 --> 0:46:06.719
<v Speaker 1>stayed out, and then I hooked up with this guy

0:46:06.840 --> 0:46:09.600
<v Speaker 1>Kodell Cadell Cadell wow r I.

0:46:09.640 --> 0:46:12.399
<v Speaker 3>P he died over a dice game, over a dice

0:46:13.840 --> 0:46:17.400
<v Speaker 3>about the blackest death call them.

0:46:19.719 --> 0:46:24.200
<v Speaker 1>No La, Yeah, I'm Jim Jones in it. But anyway,

0:46:24.800 --> 0:46:28.720
<v Speaker 1>uh so I hung out one whole night. Didn't change

0:46:29.200 --> 0:46:30.120
<v Speaker 1>my tampon.

0:46:30.239 --> 0:46:33.719
<v Speaker 3>Because you didn't, because you weren't thinking. I wasn't thinking

0:46:33.760 --> 0:46:35.600
<v Speaker 3>about it. I was lit. You know, we had ninety

0:46:35.680 --> 0:46:36.360
<v Speaker 3>nine apples.

0:46:36.600 --> 0:46:40.440
<v Speaker 2>My god, remember that Alizay the Pashians.

0:46:40.560 --> 0:46:43.680
<v Speaker 4>We we was out on a stoop just doing it

0:46:43.800 --> 0:46:47.759
<v Speaker 4>up hawkby girl.

0:46:48.080 --> 0:46:51.440
<v Speaker 3>It was so they had nutcrackers everything. It was like graduation.

0:46:51.560 --> 0:46:52.200
<v Speaker 3>It was summertime.

0:46:52.280 --> 0:46:55.560
<v Speaker 2>It was lit, so I didn't didn't worry about my

0:46:55.640 --> 0:46:57.560
<v Speaker 2>tampon all night, all day.

0:46:57.840 --> 0:46:59.960
<v Speaker 3>So this is the same tampon that was in graduate.

0:47:00.320 --> 0:47:01.680
<v Speaker 3>You got your.

0:47:01.600 --> 0:47:04.200
<v Speaker 2>Diploma with that tampona. And it was like, I feel

0:47:04.200 --> 0:47:08.680
<v Speaker 2>like graduation be at like noon all day. It's day

0:47:08.680 --> 0:47:10.880
<v Speaker 2>only in the day because the sun is at its highest,

0:47:10.920 --> 0:47:15.120
<v Speaker 2>hottest hot. Yeah, purpose and you're like, oh good, all

0:47:15.200 --> 0:47:17.799
<v Speaker 2>day all night next day.

0:47:19.000 --> 0:47:24.200
<v Speaker 3>I'm not lying. I'm telling you I went to the

0:47:24.239 --> 0:47:26.440
<v Speaker 3>emergency room. I was not lying. How did you know

0:47:26.520 --> 0:47:30.640
<v Speaker 3>that something was finally finally at like two pm?

0:47:31.160 --> 0:47:33.760
<v Speaker 2>For twenty four hours at least, you had this tampona

0:47:33.920 --> 0:47:35.920
<v Speaker 2>tamp on it And the thing is is that it

0:47:36.080 --> 0:47:39.680
<v Speaker 2>wasn't heavy. I was like towards the end. So that's

0:47:39.719 --> 0:47:41.000
<v Speaker 2>when I was like, That's why I was like, oh

0:47:41.080 --> 0:47:43.799
<v Speaker 2>what you like? This a little spotty daddy.

0:47:43.640 --> 0:47:46.200
<v Speaker 3>But it's not crazy soaked.

0:47:46.640 --> 0:47:46.800
<v Speaker 5>You know.

0:47:47.840 --> 0:47:50.600
<v Speaker 3>Ye, it's a little damp. It's day just day four.

0:47:50.840 --> 0:47:52.000
<v Speaker 3>It's like it's gotta sprint.

0:47:52.239 --> 0:47:57.320
<v Speaker 2>It's like day it was day two, said it was

0:47:57.400 --> 0:47:58.359
<v Speaker 2>the first day.

0:48:00.040 --> 0:48:03.160
<v Speaker 3>Heard it lasts for three days with anyway. So I

0:48:03.280 --> 0:48:03.799
<v Speaker 3>pull it out.

0:48:04.600 --> 0:48:08.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm in the bed and I feel achy. I feel like, well,

0:48:08.560 --> 0:48:10.320
<v Speaker 1>you had to hooked up with Cadell.

0:48:10.760 --> 0:48:12.800
<v Speaker 3>We didn't have sex. I mean, obviously you had the

0:48:12.880 --> 0:48:17.239
<v Speaker 3>tampon in there for nine days. This bitch had the

0:48:17.320 --> 0:48:21.560
<v Speaker 3>last semester with that. She took final example of that.

0:48:22.640 --> 0:48:24.600
<v Speaker 2>I was like, you can't put it insight. You gotta

0:48:24.600 --> 0:48:31.200
<v Speaker 2>put it in my ear, my nose, my not you know.

0:48:31.680 --> 0:48:33.080
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I'm a graduate now.

0:48:34.920 --> 0:48:39.080
<v Speaker 3>I gotta lose my ear virginity, my graduation. I can.

0:48:39.440 --> 0:48:44.440
<v Speaker 3>I can hear you a So I'm in the bed.

0:48:44.760 --> 0:48:49.239
<v Speaker 2>I feel swollen. My face is like a chipmunk, and

0:48:49.719 --> 0:48:51.000
<v Speaker 2>my whole face blew up.

0:48:51.239 --> 0:48:53.520
<v Speaker 1>And so my mother was pissed that I was out

0:48:53.520 --> 0:48:56.959
<v Speaker 1>all night and I came back late and she looks

0:48:57.000 --> 0:48:58.400
<v Speaker 1>at me and she's like, what's wrong with you?

0:48:58.760 --> 0:48:59.480
<v Speaker 3>I was like, what do you mean?

0:49:00.080 --> 0:49:04.240
<v Speaker 1>You look crazy? Like you're so your face is so swollen,

0:49:04.320 --> 0:49:06.120
<v Speaker 1>And then she took my temperature.

0:49:06.360 --> 0:49:09.160
<v Speaker 3>I had a fever. I was blowing up like I

0:49:09.280 --> 0:49:12.000
<v Speaker 3>was like a one oh, like one o one I

0:49:12.080 --> 0:49:20.480
<v Speaker 3>think sven point five. Yeah, oh my god, old the

0:49:20.680 --> 0:49:23.920
<v Speaker 3>older Black Cat Driver and you'd be like, can you

0:49:24.160 --> 0:49:26.520
<v Speaker 3>put the radio on? And that's what it comes on? Yeah,

0:49:26.880 --> 0:49:30.759
<v Speaker 3>like you hot ninety seven five and they're like no.

0:49:31.440 --> 0:49:34.000
<v Speaker 1>I went to the emergency room with my brother and uh,

0:49:34.080 --> 0:49:36.879
<v Speaker 1>you're going to learn the dangers of toxic Yeah. They

0:49:37.160 --> 0:49:39.720
<v Speaker 1>took my temperature and they were like, so what happened.

0:49:39.719 --> 0:49:41.120
<v Speaker 1>I was like, well, I left my tampon them for

0:49:41.160 --> 0:49:42.680
<v Speaker 1>a long time and they were like, you still got

0:49:42.760 --> 0:49:44.200
<v Speaker 1>it in and I was like no. They were like, well,

0:49:44.280 --> 0:49:46.600
<v Speaker 1>let's see. So they looked inside to see if my

0:49:47.160 --> 0:49:48.960
<v Speaker 1>I was like I told you all, it wasn't in there.

0:49:49.320 --> 0:49:51.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but they're like you dumb though, because you left

0:49:51.239 --> 0:49:53.279
<v Speaker 2>it in too long and now you're saying that you

0:49:53.360 --> 0:49:53.759
<v Speaker 2>took it out.

0:49:53.800 --> 0:49:56.160
<v Speaker 3>They might be they maybe thought you had another one

0:49:56.200 --> 0:49:56.520
<v Speaker 3>in there.

0:49:56.760 --> 0:49:57.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:49:57.920 --> 0:50:01.120
<v Speaker 1>Well, anyway, they didn't find anything, and my brother was

0:50:01.200 --> 0:50:04.160
<v Speaker 1>just like, I didn't know what toxic shocked syndrome was

0:50:04.320 --> 0:50:07.800
<v Speaker 1>and he was like that's disgusting. Yeah, so you know,

0:50:07.960 --> 0:50:10.600
<v Speaker 1>don't have your brother as your emergency contact because you

0:50:10.640 --> 0:50:13.880
<v Speaker 1>gotta come no matter what. It could be anything, and

0:50:13.960 --> 0:50:16.160
<v Speaker 1>you don't want to imagine you don't mean to know.

0:50:16.480 --> 0:50:19.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah you got toxic shocked syndrome and the clap.

0:50:19.480 --> 0:50:22.239
<v Speaker 3>That's just a lot. I didn't have the clap. I'm

0:50:22.320 --> 0:50:32.759
<v Speaker 3>just saying that never had name the hookup mikey r

0:50:32.800 --> 0:50:38.360
<v Speaker 3>I P. Yeah it's Mikes though. Mike's just like a

0:50:38.400 --> 0:50:41.759
<v Speaker 3>big mic. Yeah, big mic for sure, for sure. So yeah,

0:50:41.920 --> 0:50:44.000
<v Speaker 3>you know, I feel like you're a survivor. Friend.

0:50:44.040 --> 0:50:46.920
<v Speaker 1>I am a survivor, but something like that, I understand

0:50:47.120 --> 0:50:49.879
<v Speaker 1>being on So just being on this podcast. We've done

0:50:49.920 --> 0:50:51.960
<v Speaker 1>it for a long time now, and I'm like, damn, man,

0:50:52.000 --> 0:50:54.759
<v Speaker 1>if somebody reals back, there's too many days where I'm

0:50:54.840 --> 0:50:56.359
<v Speaker 1>just like, too honest.

0:50:56.120 --> 0:50:58.600
<v Speaker 3>I love it. I freaking you love it. I'm like Sydney,

0:50:58.680 --> 0:50:59.680
<v Speaker 3>tell everybody your business.

0:51:00.239 --> 0:51:02.399
<v Speaker 4>I'm into telling my business because I feel like it's

0:51:02.400 --> 0:51:04.400
<v Speaker 4>relatable and I feel like for so long people be

0:51:04.440 --> 0:51:06.480
<v Speaker 4>trying to act like on this perfect shit and I'm

0:51:06.600 --> 0:51:08.719
<v Speaker 4>just not about that, Like this is me.

0:51:08.880 --> 0:51:09.720
<v Speaker 3>I'm kind of crazy.

0:51:10.040 --> 0:51:12.719
<v Speaker 4>I mean, like I'm trying to actually calm down the

0:51:12.880 --> 0:51:14.920
<v Speaker 4>morning ones because I've be seeing other people and I'm like,

0:51:15.160 --> 0:51:17.800
<v Speaker 4>rush your tape before you talk, but I'll be doing it,

0:51:18.040 --> 0:51:20.920
<v Speaker 4>so I'm like Bogers and.

0:51:23.320 --> 0:51:25.520
<v Speaker 3>So that's disgusting. So I'm trying to rail that part

0:51:25.560 --> 0:51:27.399
<v Speaker 3>of me in. But I just talk.

0:51:27.600 --> 0:51:29.640
<v Speaker 4>I talk about what I want to say. I also

0:51:29.719 --> 0:51:31.319
<v Speaker 4>do stand up, so I feel like if I talk

0:51:31.360 --> 0:51:33.200
<v Speaker 4>about it, like if I don't put it somewhere, I'm

0:51:33.200 --> 0:51:35.840
<v Speaker 4>gonna forget and I'm gonna haveing on notes, Like I

0:51:35.920 --> 0:51:37.359
<v Speaker 4>got so many notes on my phone I don't even

0:51:37.360 --> 0:51:39.600
<v Speaker 4>look at them notes. So my stories are kind of

0:51:39.760 --> 0:51:43.359
<v Speaker 4>like little prerequisites to material for my standards work.

0:51:43.880 --> 0:51:46.200
<v Speaker 3>That's great, you're from all of the work.

0:51:47.640 --> 0:51:51.440
<v Speaker 2>But also like people appreciate honesty and realness, Like they

0:51:51.480 --> 0:51:53.520
<v Speaker 2>can tell when you're being fake, and they can tell

0:51:53.560 --> 0:51:56.279
<v Speaker 2>when you're being sincere. And I think that's what makes

0:51:56.400 --> 0:51:58.600
<v Speaker 2>a good stand up too, is like when you're being

0:51:58.719 --> 0:52:01.520
<v Speaker 2>true to who you are, the crowd knows, and when

0:52:01.560 --> 0:52:03.560
<v Speaker 2>you're up there faking and pretending to be something that

0:52:03.600 --> 0:52:04.880
<v Speaker 2>you're Like if I got on stage and I was

0:52:04.960 --> 0:52:08.000
<v Speaker 2>like I can't get a man because I'm ugly, people

0:52:08.120 --> 0:52:10.200
<v Speaker 2>be like, shut your sexyess up, exactly.

0:52:10.280 --> 0:52:12.359
<v Speaker 3>I hate one pretty bitches with that, Like I don't

0:52:12.400 --> 0:52:12.759
<v Speaker 3>talk like that.

0:52:13.160 --> 0:52:15.200
<v Speaker 2>I walk in and I'd be like I have better

0:52:15.200 --> 0:52:16.520
<v Speaker 2>skin th everybody in here, and I ain't got no

0:52:16.560 --> 0:52:17.840
<v Speaker 2>makeup on the crowd is like.

0:52:19.480 --> 0:52:23.520
<v Speaker 3>She's telling the truth. She is right, is hilarious. Dump

0:52:23.560 --> 0:52:24.120
<v Speaker 3>the skinned girl.

0:52:26.160 --> 0:52:28.600
<v Speaker 1>But fuck people because you tell them the truth and

0:52:28.640 --> 0:52:30.680
<v Speaker 1>they don't want the truth, Like they don't want honesty.

0:52:30.920 --> 0:52:34.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh you're you're not being PC. It's just like, I'm

0:52:34.360 --> 0:52:36.960
<v Speaker 1>not a dude. I can't do anything for the people.

0:52:37.040 --> 0:52:39.480
<v Speaker 1>It's always gotta be about me because that's how I

0:52:39.560 --> 0:52:42.560
<v Speaker 1>know I feel good. Like if I'm making myself laugh

0:52:42.719 --> 0:52:45.160
<v Speaker 1>or if I'm being honest and I feel good later,

0:52:45.360 --> 0:52:46.719
<v Speaker 1>then that's what it is, you know what I mean.

0:52:46.840 --> 0:52:50.120
<v Speaker 1>You just somebody asked me the other day about something

0:52:50.200 --> 0:52:50.840
<v Speaker 1>about them, and I.

0:52:50.960 --> 0:52:54.240
<v Speaker 3>Was like, whoa. I want to say you not funny,

0:52:54.560 --> 0:52:57.200
<v Speaker 3>but I'm not gonna say I be dying when you talk.

0:52:58.600 --> 0:53:01.239
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Like I had to sing at work actually and

0:53:01.400 --> 0:53:03.520
<v Speaker 4>some girl we have to talk about things. We hate

0:53:03.520 --> 0:53:05.719
<v Speaker 4>it and I hate bad shoes. I don't funk with

0:53:05.800 --> 0:53:06.360
<v Speaker 4>bad shoes.

0:53:06.560 --> 0:53:08.640
<v Speaker 3>Bad shoes. I don't do bad shoes.

0:53:09.120 --> 0:53:11.000
<v Speaker 2>You said bad juice. No, I'm not gonna lie, I

0:53:11.120 --> 0:53:16.720
<v Speaker 2>was like bad three it's three something, the three Jews.

0:53:18.560 --> 0:53:21.000
<v Speaker 4>I don't like bad, like bad shoes, Like I feel

0:53:21.000 --> 0:53:23.120
<v Speaker 4>like there's a lot of good shoes that you can buy.

0:53:23.160 --> 0:53:25.400
<v Speaker 3>Them aren't too expensive. Tell us what it's a bad

0:53:25.440 --> 0:53:27.960
<v Speaker 3>shoe to you? Like I hate a kitten widge. I

0:53:28.080 --> 0:53:32.239
<v Speaker 3>hate my nerves. I don't funk with a kid wedge.

0:53:32.239 --> 0:53:34.680
<v Speaker 3>I don't falk with a red patent heel. Oh I

0:53:34.719 --> 0:53:36.680
<v Speaker 3>don't like that. Well that's rue pump.

0:53:39.680 --> 0:53:39.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh.

0:53:39.880 --> 0:53:42.680
<v Speaker 3>No, I have my shoes is cue. Those are cute. Yeah,

0:53:44.080 --> 0:53:47.000
<v Speaker 3>you got a snake skin boot. Yes, yes, yes, yes, listen,

0:53:47.120 --> 0:53:51.440
<v Speaker 3>I'm three for shoes. I know you shoes so much so.

0:53:51.880 --> 0:53:54.359
<v Speaker 3>I mean I think a certain type of person can

0:53:54.560 --> 0:53:56.160
<v Speaker 3>rock a little kitten hill.

0:53:56.560 --> 0:53:58.600
<v Speaker 2>I feel like you're saying that like somebody who has

0:53:58.800 --> 0:54:00.960
<v Speaker 2>kitten here how they stood before.

0:54:01.040 --> 0:54:03.719
<v Speaker 3>I don't like a cut. It depends I I the

0:54:03.800 --> 0:54:05.960
<v Speaker 3>one that I really really really don't like, you know,

0:54:06.160 --> 0:54:07.960
<v Speaker 3>like what those cork wedges.

0:54:09.880 --> 0:54:15.160
<v Speaker 2>Shoes bitches, But those maybe if it's open toe, but

0:54:15.200 --> 0:54:16.479
<v Speaker 2>you've seen the little round ones.

0:54:16.680 --> 0:54:19.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but like the tweet, I don't even know.

0:54:21.480 --> 0:54:23.480
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about, Like the hemp

0:54:23.719 --> 0:54:25.560
<v Speaker 4>thing on the shoes. I don't like those shoes.

0:54:25.600 --> 0:54:29.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't like a peep toe boot house is your

0:54:29.840 --> 0:54:32.360
<v Speaker 2>whole foot covered and it goes up your leg and

0:54:32.440 --> 0:54:36.120
<v Speaker 2>then your toe is you heeled when the heel is

0:54:36.160 --> 0:54:39.600
<v Speaker 2>out too, when they have like a little opening crunchy heels.

0:54:41.000 --> 0:54:43.560
<v Speaker 3>Also, I hate, I hate the sandals that have like

0:54:43.640 --> 0:54:46.040
<v Speaker 3>a thing for just your big toe. Yeah, because if

0:54:46.080 --> 0:54:46.480
<v Speaker 3>you have to.

0:54:47.960 --> 0:54:51.600
<v Speaker 2>The like gladiator type sand, No, it's just like it'll

0:54:51.640 --> 0:54:53.080
<v Speaker 2>be like a loop for the toe and then like

0:54:53.120 --> 0:54:55.200
<v Speaker 2>the foot, Like I don't know that.

0:54:56.120 --> 0:54:58.239
<v Speaker 4>You have to have really good female body. And I

0:54:58.360 --> 0:55:00.560
<v Speaker 4>have one foot that's really pretty one foot that I

0:55:00.640 --> 0:55:03.520
<v Speaker 4>got a problem. My feet are like it's like the

0:55:03.640 --> 0:55:04.200
<v Speaker 4>movie US.

0:55:06.680 --> 0:55:16.279
<v Speaker 3>Foot my left she's just trying to be that's all

0:55:16.400 --> 0:55:21.759
<v Speaker 3>my feet. Both both feet look like that. Yeah they are.

0:55:21.960 --> 0:55:23.320
<v Speaker 3>They're very dead r I P.

0:55:23.600 --> 0:55:26.960
<v Speaker 1>But the problem is that I love those clear shoes.

0:55:27.440 --> 0:55:30.400
<v Speaker 1>They look like Lexi glasses that look like that your

0:55:30.440 --> 0:55:33.440
<v Speaker 1>feet are cooking in it. I love those, yeah, except

0:55:33.520 --> 0:55:34.960
<v Speaker 1>I just don't have cute feet for it. So I

0:55:35.080 --> 0:55:37.240
<v Speaker 1>hate them because I can't wear them. But I actually

0:55:37.400 --> 0:55:38.480
<v Speaker 1>like I feel like those.

0:55:38.360 --> 0:55:42.640
<v Speaker 2>Shoes like they fog up, like like yeah, It's like

0:55:42.880 --> 0:55:46.040
<v Speaker 2>there's like evaporation and condensation, and that's why you got to.

0:55:46.040 --> 0:55:49.320
<v Speaker 3>Poke a little hole like this, like on the side,

0:55:50.360 --> 0:55:54.000
<v Speaker 3>like it comes. Oh, you got to like puncture a

0:55:54.000 --> 0:55:57.000
<v Speaker 3>little bit. It's just like you know, when you're cooking

0:55:57.160 --> 0:56:00.440
<v Speaker 3>and you put like the looks, you put the holes

0:56:00.480 --> 0:56:02.560
<v Speaker 3>in it. Yeah, you know you're baking a potato. You

0:56:02.640 --> 0:56:04.520
<v Speaker 3>gotta do the holes in it with the fork. That's

0:56:04.560 --> 0:56:07.520
<v Speaker 3>what you do with those shoes. Baby. No, I think

0:56:07.600 --> 0:56:11.280
<v Speaker 3>that the clear heel shoes were good for one season

0:56:11.400 --> 0:56:14.759
<v Speaker 3>and then no, I like a clearhel you know why,

0:56:14.760 --> 0:56:15.560
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna tell you why.

0:56:15.680 --> 0:56:17.479
<v Speaker 4>It's not even that that ugly. I have a bad

0:56:18.040 --> 0:56:22.480
<v Speaker 4>experience with the clear heels. Talk about died with a

0:56:22.600 --> 0:56:24.280
<v Speaker 4>clear heel in a future concert.

0:56:25.200 --> 0:56:27.480
<v Speaker 3>The first of all, why are you going to a

0:56:27.560 --> 0:56:30.520
<v Speaker 3>concert in the hill in a heel? Because they were

0:56:31.040 --> 0:56:31.719
<v Speaker 3>very comfortable.

0:56:32.920 --> 0:56:35.480
<v Speaker 2>But okay, right, you're rude, you tall, and you at

0:56:35.560 --> 0:56:37.040
<v Speaker 2>the I feel like you w in a heel's like

0:56:37.200 --> 0:56:37.680
<v Speaker 2>six six.

0:56:38.120 --> 0:56:40.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah it was. That's ridiculous and not necessary. Well, I

0:56:41.040 --> 0:56:43.359
<v Speaker 3>look cute that day, but I went to this future

0:56:43.400 --> 0:56:44.880
<v Speaker 3>concert and something this was around here.

0:56:44.880 --> 0:56:47.680
<v Speaker 1>Actually, why are you going to a future concert because

0:56:48.440 --> 0:56:49.479
<v Speaker 1>you don't care about your future.

0:56:50.200 --> 0:56:51.880
<v Speaker 4>This was a long time ago. This like this was

0:56:52.040 --> 0:56:55.120
<v Speaker 4>last year, two three years ago. So we come to

0:56:55.200 --> 0:56:58.239
<v Speaker 4>the Barkley Center. I'm actually like top tier and we

0:56:58.360 --> 0:57:00.480
<v Speaker 4>go see Future say she was in the best I

0:57:00.600 --> 0:57:01.480
<v Speaker 4>was just listening to the future.

0:57:01.480 --> 0:57:04.400
<v Speaker 3>I was listening to freaking way here. No no, but

0:57:04.520 --> 0:57:06.680
<v Speaker 3>I was in like the like thirty dollars seats whatever

0:57:09.400 --> 0:57:14.960
<v Speaker 3>secret she said she was the nose bleed. I was

0:57:15.000 --> 0:57:16.960
<v Speaker 3>in the nosebleed seent. She was in the rafters with

0:57:17.040 --> 0:57:18.720
<v Speaker 3>the jersey. I don't know how to speak, so I

0:57:18.840 --> 0:57:21.120
<v Speaker 3>used my hands to express myself, but yeah the podcast.

0:57:21.200 --> 0:57:24.000
<v Speaker 4>When I did, I was like there both her arms

0:57:24.040 --> 0:57:26.479
<v Speaker 4>were like we were raising her hands long sky short.

0:57:26.560 --> 0:57:29.040
<v Speaker 4>We was at this concert. And then I actually did

0:57:29.120 --> 0:57:30.440
<v Speaker 4>have like a little bit of an inkling, like I

0:57:30.520 --> 0:57:31.840
<v Speaker 4>was with my Fancini, and I was like, you have

0:57:31.920 --> 0:57:34.320
<v Speaker 4>a bad feeling about this place. Because as we were leaving,

0:57:34.440 --> 0:57:37.000
<v Speaker 4>this is the end of it, everyone was walking like

0:57:37.120 --> 0:57:39.480
<v Speaker 4>inch by inch, like it was very slow to get out,

0:57:39.560 --> 0:57:39.800
<v Speaker 4>and I.

0:57:39.800 --> 0:57:42.360
<v Speaker 3>Didn't see like any security. It's mad people.

0:57:42.680 --> 0:57:44.840
<v Speaker 4>So I feel really bad here and I grabbed her

0:57:45.080 --> 0:57:46.880
<v Speaker 4>and I started like maneuvering to try to get out

0:57:46.880 --> 0:57:49.200
<v Speaker 4>as quickly as possible. All of a sudden, there was

0:57:49.240 --> 0:57:51.640
<v Speaker 4>a big bang, right, and people thought that there was

0:57:51.680 --> 0:57:54.240
<v Speaker 4>a shootout. We found out later it wasn't a shootout.

0:57:54.240 --> 0:57:55.120
<v Speaker 3>Somebody dropped a chair.

0:57:55.400 --> 0:57:57.360
<v Speaker 4>It was like when they were unloading the concert, like

0:57:57.440 --> 0:58:00.880
<v Speaker 4>a big piece of something fun. And this was I

0:58:00.960 --> 0:58:02.680
<v Speaker 4>think like maybe two weeks after there was one of

0:58:02.720 --> 0:58:04.000
<v Speaker 4>these school shootings, so people.

0:58:03.840 --> 0:58:08.680
<v Speaker 3>Were on edge. So my man, my man, Yo, this

0:58:08.960 --> 0:58:11.680
<v Speaker 3>was a stampede of people. Like the people pushed and

0:58:11.760 --> 0:58:13.000
<v Speaker 3>pushed and pushed and pushed.

0:58:12.840 --> 0:58:17.000
<v Speaker 2>Like it was insane. And me and Tania separated, yo,

0:58:17.760 --> 0:58:20.920
<v Speaker 2>oh my got like that Titanic like, yeah, separated exactly

0:58:21.000 --> 0:58:21.480
<v Speaker 2>our hands.

0:58:21.640 --> 0:58:24.280
<v Speaker 4>She was in the sea of people and I was

0:58:24.320 --> 0:58:26.600
<v Speaker 4>getting pushed out and then the clear heel was slippery.

0:58:27.200 --> 0:58:29.120
<v Speaker 4>I fell on the ground and then I started getting

0:58:29.160 --> 0:58:32.880
<v Speaker 4>stampeded on. Basically trampled. I was getting trampled, yeah, like.

0:58:36.640 --> 0:58:46.760
<v Speaker 3>I was crazy epting like they just like a kid

0:58:48.440 --> 0:58:50.400
<v Speaker 3>was hiding down the trash can the whole time.

0:58:50.480 --> 0:58:53.760
<v Speaker 4>And yes she did, she had some ups, she had

0:58:53.800 --> 0:58:57.480
<v Speaker 4>some sneakers you have, But basically I fell on there

0:58:57.520 --> 0:58:58.960
<v Speaker 4>those people down there with me.

0:58:59.120 --> 0:59:01.400
<v Speaker 3>Are you landing on other people? Yeah? See that's why

0:59:01.400 --> 0:59:04.000
<v Speaker 3>I don't like giant crowds. I haven't meant to a

0:59:04.040 --> 0:59:09.080
<v Speaker 3>big concert that since festivals. It's too much. When I

0:59:09.120 --> 0:59:10.800
<v Speaker 3>got out of that, I saw people with bloody noses.

0:59:10.880 --> 0:59:12.240
<v Speaker 3>It was the thing. It was on the daily news.

0:59:12.360 --> 0:59:16.840
<v Speaker 3>It was like, yeah, I wasn't on the but I

0:59:16.920 --> 0:59:19.200
<v Speaker 3>saw that you were there. It was covered like it was.

0:59:19.280 --> 0:59:22.760
<v Speaker 4>People were scared, and me and Tuania had just like,

0:59:23.040 --> 0:59:24.880
<v Speaker 4>this is my best friend, and I think this was

0:59:24.920 --> 0:59:26.200
<v Speaker 4>our first fight that we had, and we had like

0:59:26.240 --> 0:59:28.000
<v Speaker 4>a month without speaking and then we came back and

0:59:28.040 --> 0:59:33.400
<v Speaker 4>were like, let's bond over a future concert. So when

0:59:33.480 --> 0:59:35.080
<v Speaker 4>I when I lost her, there was a moment that

0:59:35.160 --> 0:59:36.520
<v Speaker 4>I was about to be out and I was like, damn,

0:59:36.520 --> 0:59:39.200
<v Speaker 4>I can't leave Tunian. So I like did the most

0:59:39.640 --> 0:59:41.640
<v Speaker 4>week is attempt to go back and save her. And

0:59:41.720 --> 0:59:43.280
<v Speaker 4>I turned around because I was like if I leave,

0:59:44.160 --> 0:59:46.080
<v Speaker 4>she's never going to talk to me. And so I

0:59:46.120 --> 0:59:48.680
<v Speaker 4>turned around. I'm like like I got brave, and I'm like, hi,

0:59:48.760 --> 0:59:50.840
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna save my friend. Because everyone thought it was

0:59:50.880 --> 0:59:53.280
<v Speaker 4>like a shooting, I thought it was like a school shooter.

0:59:53.400 --> 0:59:55.280
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, there's a white person here. And then Tenise

0:59:55.400 --> 0:59:56.480
<v Speaker 4>was like why people.

0:59:56.240 --> 1:00:00.320
<v Speaker 2>Don't go to future concert when people absolutely Yeah, many

1:00:00.360 --> 1:00:02.880
<v Speaker 2>do you think spends money on most of these rap concerts?

1:00:02.960 --> 1:00:05.360
<v Speaker 3>It's white people, that's true, but I don't see many.

1:00:05.400 --> 1:00:09.200
<v Speaker 3>They be in the balcony, That's what it was. It

1:00:09.320 --> 1:00:10.600
<v Speaker 3>was on the floor. They were in the box.

1:00:11.760 --> 1:00:13.640
<v Speaker 4>I attempted to go back and save her, and then

1:00:13.680 --> 1:00:15.680
<v Speaker 4>like one person kind of pushed me towards.

1:00:19.480 --> 1:00:20.240
<v Speaker 3>I got pushed out.

1:00:20.320 --> 1:00:22.480
<v Speaker 4>So it was fine. But we were fine by the

1:00:22.560 --> 1:00:24.160
<v Speaker 4>end of it. It wasn't an actual shooting. It was

1:00:24.200 --> 1:00:26.479
<v Speaker 4>a misunderstanding, but a lot of people could have gotten

1:00:26.520 --> 1:00:27.400
<v Speaker 4>hurt because people started.

1:00:28.440 --> 1:00:30.440
<v Speaker 3>That's I'm so glad that you were able to be

1:00:30.640 --> 1:00:32.920
<v Speaker 3>here with us. Thank you. It could have been worse,

1:00:33.040 --> 1:00:38.320
<v Speaker 3>you know. I blame it on the clear heel. I

1:00:38.480 --> 1:00:41.560
<v Speaker 3>blame it on being at a future concert in a hill. Yes,

1:00:41.760 --> 1:00:42.120
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

1:00:42.280 --> 1:00:42.400
<v Speaker 2>Man.

1:00:42.440 --> 1:00:44.680
<v Speaker 3>You should have me slipping the slide and you should

1:00:44.680 --> 1:00:48.560
<v Speaker 3>have had a doc martin a stopping boot.

1:00:48.680 --> 1:00:51.760
<v Speaker 1>You actually should have been wearing boxing gloves too. In fact,

1:00:51.800 --> 1:00:53.000
<v Speaker 1>you should have been prepared.

1:00:53.080 --> 1:00:55.280
<v Speaker 3>I should have been prepared. That was on you, booth,

1:00:55.320 --> 1:00:57.240
<v Speaker 3>but that was my fault. But I'm still gonna blame

1:00:57.280 --> 1:00:59.400
<v Speaker 3>it on the clear hill so I'm blame it.

1:00:59.440 --> 1:01:02.280
<v Speaker 2>On the future heads. You should have on some Gucci

1:01:02.320 --> 1:01:05.000
<v Speaker 2>flip flops, honestly, but you can't run and slide.

1:01:05.040 --> 1:01:08.600
<v Speaker 3>You can't. You can't. And then when that little front.

1:01:08.440 --> 1:01:11.640
<v Speaker 2>Piece bends a little bit, you see your life flash

1:01:12.080 --> 1:01:13.000
<v Speaker 2>before your eyes.

1:01:13.400 --> 1:01:15.200
<v Speaker 3>When I tell you almost bust my ass in my

1:01:15.360 --> 1:01:18.120
<v Speaker 3>house a few weeks ago, I was like, I was

1:01:18.240 --> 1:01:22.760
<v Speaker 3>let it on my face. That's so tragic and that

1:01:23.360 --> 1:01:24.920
<v Speaker 3>I can't even I don't even think about it. I

1:01:25.040 --> 1:01:26.760
<v Speaker 3>met this girl the other day. She said that when

1:01:26.800 --> 1:01:29.880
<v Speaker 3>she was little, she fell on her face and one

1:01:29.920 --> 1:01:32.880
<v Speaker 3>of her front teeth died, like her tooth. She had

1:01:32.880 --> 1:01:35.000
<v Speaker 3>a rotten tooth and it turned like gray or something,

1:01:35.240 --> 1:01:37.959
<v Speaker 3>and her family was like, well, we don't have money

1:01:38.200 --> 1:01:41.120
<v Speaker 3>for you to replace that tooth. She's still got that

1:01:41.200 --> 1:01:43.400
<v Speaker 3>dead ass tooth in her mouth. How old is differend?

1:01:43.560 --> 1:01:45.640
<v Speaker 3>She's not my friend. Definitely.

1:01:45.720 --> 1:01:48.240
<v Speaker 1>I met a girl I was like, I don't know

1:01:48.400 --> 1:01:51.640
<v Speaker 1>this person, and Marie would have definitely not introduced me

1:01:51.680 --> 1:01:51.880
<v Speaker 1>to her.

1:01:54.240 --> 1:01:56.000
<v Speaker 3>There are just too many options out here to be

1:01:56.000 --> 1:01:59.560
<v Speaker 3>walking around with the tooth, right, think bad? Right, Oh

1:01:59.640 --> 1:02:01.560
<v Speaker 3>my god, I don't even how does the tooth die?

1:02:01.880 --> 1:02:04.480
<v Speaker 3>It's still in her mouth. The nerves, the nerves are dead.

1:02:04.480 --> 1:02:07.720
<v Speaker 3>They just in there like the nerves are nerves unemployees.

1:02:08.480 --> 1:02:10.160
<v Speaker 3>I had a dead tooth. That's why it had to

1:02:10.200 --> 1:02:12.040
<v Speaker 3>come out. You take him on. I took it out.

1:02:12.360 --> 1:02:14.680
<v Speaker 3>Now I'm just out here, you know, a little holy

1:02:15.000 --> 1:02:17.440
<v Speaker 3>just smiling like she should just get a go to

1:02:19.360 --> 1:02:22.440
<v Speaker 3>She said you should get cold. I will not. Am

1:02:22.640 --> 1:02:26.640
<v Speaker 3>I Sydney get a gold too, like cookie from Empire. No,

1:02:27.120 --> 1:02:31.280
<v Speaker 3>thank you, diamond in the middle. That's not my brand,

1:02:31.720 --> 1:02:36.320
<v Speaker 3>dare for just like sket to it like Shidney and

1:02:36.480 --> 1:02:42.960
<v Speaker 3>she No, my name is a Triss. My name is

1:02:43.720 --> 1:02:47.360
<v Speaker 3>Sydney Thriss. Sydney. Okay, So, d what's what's next for you?

1:02:47.520 --> 1:02:51.680
<v Speaker 3>Like what you got in the works? Like what in

1:02:51.800 --> 1:02:54.040
<v Speaker 3>an ideal world? What would you be doing?

1:02:54.880 --> 1:02:57.160
<v Speaker 4>In an ideal world, I would be going on tour

1:02:57.320 --> 1:03:00.200
<v Speaker 4>soon from a stands up and I would be doing

1:03:00.200 --> 1:03:01.440
<v Speaker 4>a lot more shows, Like I have a show on

1:03:01.520 --> 1:03:03.280
<v Speaker 4>Thursday next week in the Bronx, and I have another

1:03:03.320 --> 1:03:06.080
<v Speaker 4>one on the thirtieth in Brooklyn and the Cobra Club.

1:03:06.240 --> 1:03:08.200
<v Speaker 4>I'm not sure exactly where that is, but we'll figure

1:03:08.200 --> 1:03:08.440
<v Speaker 4>it out.

1:03:08.760 --> 1:03:11.280
<v Speaker 3>Will something like that?

1:03:11.600 --> 1:03:14.439
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, So I would in the near future, I would

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<v Speaker 4>be doing a lot more comedy and being on stage

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<v Speaker 4>a lot more because that's what I really enjoyed doing.

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<v Speaker 4>But in the long run, I want to use that

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<v Speaker 4>to actually have a show in the future, like a

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<v Speaker 4>talk show, because I feel like I am good with people.

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<v Speaker 3>You can get that. You could get that with out

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<v Speaker 3>stand up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, you know, you get a talk show. I

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<v Speaker 2>got a slat for a talk show there, but I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. I want to follow them. Stan I was

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<v Speaker 2>a correspondent.

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<v Speaker 3>She was on the show. She sat on the couch

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<v Speaker 3>with us regularly.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I missed some little extra checks I wasn't getting Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I was getting tight. When I found out way I

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<v Speaker 4>was going, I was like, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I don't know what everybody else is.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, hennies compared to which I was getting paid penny

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<v Speaker 4>on Thursday, I had four dollars and six cents of

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<v Speaker 4>my account.

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<v Speaker 3>So you're not saving no money. Yeah, you got your savings.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying. I'm really trying.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't have a savings, but I don't touch it,

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<v Speaker 4>so I have a little bit of Okay, just put

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<v Speaker 4>your money on hermaids An eyelinder you said rent.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't have any roommates. But you're in the Bronx.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not in the Bronx, Moore. I'm in Washington name,

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<v Speaker 3>which is Bronx pretty much the Bronx.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, baby, my should have gentrified because they stay

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<v Speaker 4>sending me letters about being too loud.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's how you know you've made it. No one's

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<v Speaker 2>complaining about the volume in your apartment.

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<v Speaker 4>Facts though, like I don't even have a real sounds

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<v Speaker 4>to something like I have one of those small little bows.

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<v Speaker 3>I wish my neighbors would fucking complain.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, they complained about me all the time. They I

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<v Speaker 4>got a letter talking about that. The person who lives

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<v Speaker 4>under me is complaining about my first times. I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>eight hundred poun and I don't walk that hard, So

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<v Speaker 4>you shouldn't.

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<v Speaker 3>You pull up there?

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<v Speaker 2>You were?

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<v Speaker 3>You wear them clear heels in the house now, No

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<v Speaker 3>I wear I wear flip flops. I don't even wear

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<v Speaker 3>like left footed. No, I actually have a nice arch.

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<v Speaker 3>Since I see you in the bed a lot, so

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to figure out how much i'd be in bed.

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<v Speaker 3>You're loud. I feel like you you got rugs, some

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<v Speaker 3>rugs day. That's the thing.

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<v Speaker 4>They sent me a little bit and they sat me

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<v Speaker 4>a letter talking about you know, as per year, which

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<v Speaker 4>is a fucking lie. But they were like, as per

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<v Speaker 4>your lease, your apartment should be at least eighty percent carpeted.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, what since when Washington Heights, Washington, I

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<v Speaker 4>live in the I live in the suburban Washington for

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<v Speaker 4>Washington burn everything down. It's like, yeah, I've gotten two

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<v Speaker 4>letters talking about I'm too loud. I have to be

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<v Speaker 4>considering for your least.

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<v Speaker 3>Burned that letter, burn the building, and.

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<v Speaker 4>Like I also, I did some leave my apartment for

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<v Speaker 4>a little bit when I started working for Vice because

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<v Speaker 4>it was a pickup from what I was doing before.

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<v Speaker 4>So I couldn't afford the ranch, so I sublted to

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<v Speaker 4>someone and I sublet it to some crazy as lady

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<v Speaker 4>who apparently like when I went back, my neighbor was like,

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<v Speaker 4>thank god you're back, because she was like they were like,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, music hoo could smell baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Cran like.

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<v Speaker 3>Because she dropped the hookah on the baby. So I

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<v Speaker 3>think it was like they got so fed up with

1:06:23.320 --> 1:06:26.200
<v Speaker 3>her that they're mad at me. So any little thing

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<v Speaker 3>that I do, they want to be on some ship.

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<v Speaker 3>What she do, what she was out at sex parties?

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<v Speaker 4>Like what, I don't even, I don't know, Like that

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<v Speaker 4>was my friend's baby mama, and I just needed to

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<v Speaker 4>get out Washington Heights, Washington.

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<v Speaker 3>Where little in Republic.

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<v Speaker 4>But she said, it's it's getting gentrified. It's very most

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<v Speaker 4>of my neighbors. Like I literally was walking out of

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<v Speaker 4>my building yesterday and I saw a big U haul

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<v Speaker 4>truck and it was like like the whitest of the whites.

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<v Speaker 4>So like these motherfuckers looked like they came from kpe

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<v Speaker 4>cod like they had like a fucking Ralph Florene pink,

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<v Speaker 4>like old school Kanye.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, they're moving into my buildings. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 2>I would they're losing the neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 3>But the neighborhood is going sis. They own it now.

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<v Speaker 1>If anybody wrote me about anything, I'll be like, lowcation,

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<v Speaker 1>do you see where we're at?

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not listening to anything you say. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>I can hear the train. Like, if I can hear

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<v Speaker 1>a train, I don't give a fuck about noise complaints.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so sorry, It's.

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<v Speaker 4>Just I don't even like lately I've been lucky enough

1:07:26.360 --> 1:07:28.959
<v Speaker 4>to have been traveling a lot from she's on the road.

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<v Speaker 4>I've been back and forth in La a lot, so

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<v Speaker 4>I'm barely ever there. So what noise I got ghost

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<v Speaker 4>in that?

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<v Speaker 2>Bitch?

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<v Speaker 1>I live, I stand and but the thing is is like,

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<v Speaker 1>you won't be there for long and you'll get me

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<v Speaker 1>passing through.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're just it's a it's the waiting room. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that's all it is. And then when you go, you

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<v Speaker 3>make all the noise you want. I'll be jumping hard.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh bitch, I'll be knocking everything into the wall.

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<v Speaker 2>I lift the bed over twice. Oh so so just

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<v Speaker 2>throw a bunch of hammers on the ground. It's like, whoops.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know how they complain about me. There's also

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if we're going over, but there's also

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<v Speaker 4>a neighbor of mine.

1:08:10.000 --> 1:08:17.040
<v Speaker 3>Who is mentally ill, okay, and he it's tough to

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<v Speaker 3>be him because this man be yelling all day what

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<v Speaker 3>the fuck? Like like you hear him?

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<v Speaker 4>And to the point that I asked my super like

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<v Speaker 4>he's Dominican in Spanish or like and local. Oh but

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not a ballying, so I'm like, is it is

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<v Speaker 4>domestic violent situation or is he crazy? Like is it

1:08:34.800 --> 1:08:36.840
<v Speaker 4>like if he fucking somebody up because it sounds like

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<v Speaker 4>people are being murdered.

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<v Speaker 3>In this apartment. And then either know local this is

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<v Speaker 3>a crazy guy, like Super's like, well he pays mental time.

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<v Speaker 4>Problem somebody he ain't paying them as societs. Somebody's paying

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<v Speaker 4>that ship but he is.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh. I remember a few years ago, Uh, there was

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<v Speaker 2>a story about this family that got in AIRBN being

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<v Speaker 2>Watchington Heights and they complained about how loud the street was.

1:09:02.320 --> 1:09:05.679
<v Speaker 2>They complained about Dominican people playing music. They complain about

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<v Speaker 2>people talking under the windows. And it's like this yet

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<v Speaker 2>right exactly what It's Washington, this is the neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, we the majority of Washington Heights are Dominican,

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<v Speaker 4>and I don't know why we're so loud. Like I

1:09:18.800 --> 1:09:22.080
<v Speaker 4>am extremely loud, but even I guess like hanging out

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<v Speaker 4>in Williamsburg with all of the whites, I have probably

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<v Speaker 4>toned down a little bit. So when I'm with my

1:09:26.640 --> 1:09:28.760
<v Speaker 4>family now, sometimes I'd be like, yeah, really loud and

1:09:28.760 --> 1:09:30.240
<v Speaker 4>they'll be like, oh we.

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<v Speaker 3>Like yeah, I'm the boogie.

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<v Speaker 4>One noah, yeah yeah, So I mean you are bougie.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I'm turning a little boogie my whole four dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, so I do know that we're a

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<v Speaker 4>loud culture, but I think that's probably why we stay

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<v Speaker 4>in the Washington Heights, Like this is where we feel safe.

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<v Speaker 3>No one's complaining about our loud family. It's a safe space. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So twenty nineteen people talk things is loud. If you

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<v Speaker 1>can't handle it, get the fuck out of New York City.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. The whole city is a is a clusterfuck of

1:10:02.800 --> 1:10:05.400
<v Speaker 3>loud and dirty. Yeah. So it's just like, take your

1:10:05.439 --> 1:10:08.760
<v Speaker 3>complaints and go somewhere else. And let me tell you.

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<v Speaker 3>If my rent is over nine hundred dollars, don't you

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<v Speaker 3>dare say a thing to this a lot?

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<v Speaker 1>Because fifteen hundred. I had a friend who has been

1:10:18.160 --> 1:10:21.000
<v Speaker 1>eighteen hundred dollars rent and they were complaining. I'm like, bitch,

1:10:21.080 --> 1:10:23.960
<v Speaker 1>you're almost been in two g's for a studio. They

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<v Speaker 1>better suck a dick, go buy a.

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<v Speaker 3>House, Suck a dick. Suck a dick.

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<v Speaker 5>Listen.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're complaining about how loud it is in my apartment,

1:10:33.840 --> 1:10:37.160
<v Speaker 2>then you can go to Craton Barrel or whatever and

1:10:37.280 --> 1:10:40.080
<v Speaker 2>get me a sexy ass rug and that's how.

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<v Speaker 3>We're gonna do this. But I'm not that far from here, okay.

1:10:43.560 --> 1:10:45.680
<v Speaker 3>I mean, you know, it's a couple stops on the

1:10:45.760 --> 1:10:50.000
<v Speaker 3>train far from here. Okay. She's doing well, he's doing well.

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<v Speaker 3>See you're doing well too. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for being here and being uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>as d nasty, as degross, as greas. Tell people where

1:11:00.240 --> 1:11:02.800
<v Speaker 2>they can find you, like, you know, just tell people

1:11:02.840 --> 1:11:04.840
<v Speaker 2>what you are coming up so they can follow you.

1:11:05.120 --> 1:11:07.720
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, follow me on the Gram on Instagram, it's d

1:11:07.880 --> 1:11:11.920
<v Speaker 4>E E dot nasty on Twitter d so nasty. And

1:11:12.360 --> 1:11:14.400
<v Speaker 4>I have a movie coming up called Del Mio.

1:11:17.040 --> 1:11:21.680
<v Speaker 3>Theme. Yes, El Feme is coming out. Watch out for it.

1:11:21.760 --> 1:11:23.799
<v Speaker 3>And actually got accept this to the Band Film Festival.

1:11:26.080 --> 1:11:31.680
<v Speaker 3>Baby Star is born. Starr hasband born and she's out

1:11:31.720 --> 1:11:32.479
<v Speaker 3>here in these streets.

1:11:33.439 --> 1:11:35.240
<v Speaker 4>But definitely look out for that. That is going to

1:11:35.280 --> 1:11:38.120
<v Speaker 4>be out in the end of June. So I'm super

1:11:38.160 --> 1:11:39.000
<v Speaker 4>excited about.

1:11:38.760 --> 1:11:41.519
<v Speaker 3>That premier stuff that, like, can we come to the yeah,

1:11:43.080 --> 1:11:45.440
<v Speaker 3>you know, but yeah, bettlemeo.

1:11:45.640 --> 1:11:48.360
<v Speaker 4>And you know, if my stories and on my Instagram,

1:11:48.400 --> 1:11:50.080
<v Speaker 4>I always put out my comedy shows when they're out,

1:11:50.200 --> 1:11:52.760
<v Speaker 4>So come watch me crack some jokes.

1:11:52.800 --> 1:11:56.080
<v Speaker 3>WoT this bitch? Joe great, I'm great, I share my life. Yeah,

1:11:56.200 --> 1:11:57.800
<v Speaker 3>we got to get her out of Washington Heights, so

1:11:59.520 --> 1:12:00.439
<v Speaker 3>let's get listen.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, we also need to get me out

1:12:03.280 --> 1:12:06.519
<v Speaker 2>of Bushwick's and we need to get me out of

1:12:06.640 --> 1:12:07.320
<v Speaker 2>having a roommate.

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<v Speaker 3>So you know, let's do it. Come on, let's progress,

1:12:10.520 --> 1:12:13.519
<v Speaker 3>let's get better, let's make the show. Let's build babies.

1:12:14.640 --> 1:12:16.680
<v Speaker 1>And as you know, we do this every Friday, so

1:12:17.080 --> 1:12:21.680
<v Speaker 1>just you know, follow, subscribe, comment, leave reviews, and come

1:12:21.720 --> 1:12:24.440
<v Speaker 1>see us every Sunday at the Knitting Factory in Williamsburg.

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<v Speaker 3>The show be free.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, it's sexy, come see us. It's summertime. You

1:12:29.000 --> 1:12:31.439
<v Speaker 2>know your toe should be out. If you didn't naw

1:12:31.479 --> 1:12:33.160
<v Speaker 2>your legs, it's fine. Throw some short so on like

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<v Speaker 2>I did.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, we could gel my baby. My leg

1:12:36.720 --> 1:12:37.519
<v Speaker 3>hair is down today.

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<v Speaker 1>There were some people who hit us up on Instagram

1:12:41.479 --> 1:12:43.720
<v Speaker 1>and the d ms that I wanted to shout out, and.

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<v Speaker 3>We had like a couple of people who.

1:12:47.680 --> 1:12:52.280
<v Speaker 1>I think one girl her grandmother passed away, and she

1:12:52.520 --> 1:12:54.080
<v Speaker 1>hit us up and was like, I've been listening to

1:12:54.200 --> 1:12:57.639
<v Speaker 1>the podcast and you've just been like brightening up my day.

1:12:57.800 --> 1:12:59.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm having such a hard time and I was like, wow,

1:13:01.360 --> 1:13:04.240
<v Speaker 1>I can't find you in here, but shout out to

1:13:04.320 --> 1:13:07.400
<v Speaker 1>you having this hard time with your grandma. Was so

1:13:07.560 --> 1:13:09.479
<v Speaker 1>sorry that she's gone. But yeah, listen to us and

1:13:09.560 --> 1:13:12.599
<v Speaker 1>our messiness and it's not that bad, you know, Yeah.

1:13:12.680 --> 1:13:16.040
<v Speaker 3>Right, I mean, d almost died at a future concert.

1:13:16.120 --> 1:13:19.080
<v Speaker 3>It could be worse, It could be worse.

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<v Speaker 1>Founder Kelly Kelly Griffin, Kelly Griff, Kelly Griffin, I love

1:13:23.960 --> 1:13:31.040
<v Speaker 1>you girl, no bitch, im like Kathy Griff, you idiot.

1:13:31.160 --> 1:13:35.400
<v Speaker 3>And I love you down. Continue your journey. We're here

1:13:35.479 --> 1:13:35.720
<v Speaker 3>for you.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we had another person, Samantha Legg said that

1:13:40.400 --> 1:13:44.599
<v Speaker 1>she loves when you roast me, so continue you baby.

1:13:44.880 --> 1:13:47.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Like, I've been listening to a lot of I

1:13:47.680 --> 1:13:48.600
<v Speaker 3>heard the Jack Knight and.

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<v Speaker 2>The and he was late, he was late, and he left,

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<v Speaker 2>and now he's complaining about the palm tree that we made.

1:14:00.600 --> 1:14:03.840
<v Speaker 2>People put either his palm trees on his ass. I

1:14:03.920 --> 1:14:05.599
<v Speaker 2>wanted so shady on his page.

1:14:05.680 --> 1:14:10.479
<v Speaker 3>Keep going, move on to another photo and more palm

1:14:10.520 --> 1:14:13.519
<v Speaker 3>trees under his post. Also shout out to Joe Gold

1:14:13.960 --> 1:14:16.040
<v Speaker 3>Joel Joe. Joe is cool.

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<v Speaker 1>He's always messaging us and I see your pictures on here.

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<v Speaker 1>You're trying to who you want on the team.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't never have. No you want Marie or me?

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<v Speaker 3>Who you want? I see what you're doing. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know work Wait, he might be never mind. He looks

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<v Speaker 3>like he worked on an equinox and he does.

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<v Speaker 2>He got body baby chat to Joe Gould, he love

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<v Speaker 2>you boo.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So just keep hitting us up. We love y'all

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<v Speaker 3>so much.

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<v Speaker 2>uh Sydney, you know, for Sidney's viewing pleasure.

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