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Speaker 1: Ladies, gentlemen, welcome back to another week of Slips in
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Speaker 1: with you. As always. We're gonna hit the bye bye
Speaker 1: bye segment. That is when one of us are gonna
Speaker 1: give you a pick. And this is the one you're
Speaker 1: gonna roll with. This is what we're gonna ride or
Speaker 1: die with. If there was a game of all games,
Speaker 1: this is that game. Gecko. We're gonna start with you
Speaker 1: on your first bye bye bye.
Speaker 3: If everybody, if everybody can understand what happened, what's happened
Speaker 3: this season so far? Your boy Gecko is hitting at
Speaker 3: fifty seven percent. That is leading the way amongst us three.
Speaker 3: They'll disrespect to you over there, that mule, But.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, typas for a second, I'm gonna need an
Speaker 1: intern to come in here and just read off the records.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure it's one hundred percent.
Speaker 4: That this doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna need an intern to come
Speaker 1: in here.
Speaker 5: In the reek hit the recap, go ahead.
Speaker 6: Just like in total, excuse me for week two records,
Speaker 6: Chad sitting at ten six and one, Gecko at nine
Speaker 6: to four and one, and the Mule is an even
Speaker 6: seven and seven five hundred uh. The records after week
Speaker 6: two in total, Chet is sitting at fifty four point
Speaker 6: eight percent, Gecko is fifty seven point one percent, and
Speaker 6: the Mule is forty eight percent winning percentage.
Speaker 7: Yeah, all, thank you, thank you, matters over years, that's
Speaker 7: coffee before, that's six figures, figures over time.
Speaker 1: Listen, there's no doubt that Gecko's had a great start
Speaker 1: to the year. Fifty seven point one percent is going
Speaker 1: to keep you making money weekend and a week out
Speaker 1: during the NFL season. I will say this, if you
Speaker 1: look at his history, front running, type of type of guy,
Speaker 1: front running, type of guy mule, you need to explain
Speaker 1: yourself a little bit. Forty eight percent that is not
Speaker 1: that Is that what we're giving people?
Speaker 8: Hey, forty eight percent doesn't matter because I got bitchest bitch,
Speaker 8: you know, stick with me.
Speaker 4: I'll get you some Hey, I was getting on business
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Speaker 5: No, you're not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you gotta be over five hundred to make
Speaker 1: money in this league.
Speaker 4: Brother, But look at my bats though? Are you looking
Speaker 4: at the pump up and dumps? Look at the bets?
Speaker 4: My last bet that half halftime, full time? How much
Speaker 4: of the units did I bring in with that one.
Speaker 5: A couple of minutes that justin Jefferson work out for you.
Speaker 8: I stole I stole that from you, So thank you.
Speaker 8: Get go for giving me some bullshit?
Speaker 1: Yea, hey, what are you talking?
Speaker 5: That was?
Speaker 4: That was cook city.
Speaker 1: Listen, let's get to bye bye bye, get go go ahead.
Speaker 5: If I could get a few minutes of your time.
Speaker 3: We don't have to stop saying, shout out, Muggsy comfortable,
Speaker 3: you look good, you feel good, you feel good, you
Speaker 3: play good, you play good. They pay good. That's why
Speaker 3: they called me mugs money. Here's what I got for
Speaker 3: you this week, Vikings. It's at a pick him right now.
Speaker 3: It is at home Vikings. They are two to oer
Speaker 3: without turnovers and drop balls. Kirko is playing out of
Speaker 3: his mind. Look up the stats. Kirk Thuggans is playing
Speaker 3: out of his mind, and he has weapons.
Speaker 5: TJ.
Speaker 3: Hockinson, Madison, Uh, Justin Jefferson, who's number three, who's the
Speaker 3: second receiver?
Speaker 5: He's got them on.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you the Chargers they are abysmal on defense,
Speaker 3: last in the league when it comes to defensive efficiency,
Speaker 3: and they're giving up too many explosive plays. And when
Speaker 3: they're giving up these explosive plays, they're not blown coverages.
Speaker 5: They're just getting beat. What that does to a psyche,
Speaker 5: to a defense.
Speaker 3: It hurts anytime that ball goes up because they know
Speaker 3: Justin Jefferson is about to eat this week and those
Speaker 3: corners are gonna get tried.
Speaker 5: I'm telling you, Vikings, pick them.
Speaker 3: Lock it in now, before it before it gets away
Speaker 3: from you like a fart in the win. May I
Speaker 3: remind you last week Falcons, My bye bye bye was
Speaker 3: a Falcons money line. There were underdogs at the moment,
Speaker 3: sitting at plus one ten. If you would have locked
Speaker 3: it in, they were sitting at plus one ten. On
Speaker 3: game day they became the favorites and it became minus
Speaker 3: one oh five or minus one ten or something like that.
Speaker 3: Lock this shit in. This is a guarantee Vikings at home.
Speaker 3: Pick them against the charge.
Speaker 1: Here's the information. I'll give you Kirk Cousins seven hundred
Speaker 1: yards in the first two game six TVs. But they're
Speaker 1: still zero to two versus another Chargers offense that is
Speaker 1: elite as well. So it's a skill. I'm sure when
Speaker 1: we get to the cell sell segment, you'll know what
Speaker 1: team I'm selling with games I'm selling, and.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be very much check go ahead.
Speaker 1: It's not about nuts, it's about picking the best bets.
Speaker 1: Bye bye bye saying is a lock is a We're
Speaker 1: gonna get these people making money the right way quickly,
Speaker 1: get us to meal. What are we looking at? Brother?
Speaker 1: For your bye bye blah?
Speaker 8: Just like you said, Chad, I gotta start winning, right.
Speaker 8: So now I'm gonna go with these Dolphins minus six
Speaker 8: and a half versus the Broncos.
Speaker 4: They've been holding me down. I'm gonna stick with the Dolphins.
Speaker 8: You know, you got two of Tyree, you got waddle
Speaker 8: over there doing anything. I know that offense still gonna
Speaker 8: be explosive against the fucking Russell Wilson Broncos whatever you
Speaker 8: want to call them.
Speaker 4: Uh what Russell?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 4: And Jerry.
Speaker 8: I don't think they can get it done this week,
Speaker 8: and I feel like the Dolphins is gonna pull away
Speaker 8: with that. And I'm taking the line because I gotta
Speaker 8: make it make sense. The money line is crazy. It
Speaker 8: is minus two eighty. I don't like it. So I'm
Speaker 8: going to take the line minus one fifteen. Uh, so
Speaker 8: I can make my clients some units. Like I said, baby, fuck,
Speaker 8: did you just say at the end there?
Speaker 1: What'd you just say at the end?
Speaker 4: I'm taking the line.
Speaker 1: You're taking the line, but the line doesn't make sense?
Speaker 2: I think no.
Speaker 8: I said, the money line don't make sense because it
Speaker 8: is minus two eighty. So I'm taking the line that's
Speaker 8: the spread, taking Dolphins six. Yeah, Yeah, Dolphins minus six
Speaker 8: and a half.
Speaker 1: I will say this, I know I body back the Broncos.
Speaker 1: They got a team, Russell Wills is playing better, Sean
Speaker 1: Payton is a hell of a coach.
Speaker 5: Game.
Speaker 1: Then back on track. I don't know if I agree
Speaker 1: with that either. This week, if you're gonna take any
Speaker 1: of these picks, this is the pick you're gonna have take.
Speaker 1: You're gonna take Seahawks minus four and a half versus
Speaker 1: the Panthers. Let me give you a stat here real quick.
Speaker 1: Gino Smith versus the Lions last week seventy eight percent
Speaker 1: completion percentage, three hundred and twenty eight yards passing, and
Speaker 1: three tds versus the Lions who have a good defense.
Speaker 1: Bryce young, small hands, he is a turnover machine and
Speaker 1: even if that stumble would accounted, that chipsack fumble would
Speaker 1: account in the in the first series. The second half,
Speaker 1: that game is getting way more out of hand. Versus
Speaker 1: the Saints team that doesn't look like they're about to
Speaker 1: do ship this year. Say, brother, they're two, yeah, but
Speaker 1: they're like they're like a front running two and oh
Speaker 1: they're like, uh is allowed?
Speaker 4: Yeah, they got a good defense.
Speaker 1: When I was at the Titans, he was like yeah,
Speaker 1: Titans got a good defense historically, but Panthers, man, they
Speaker 1: can't move that well anymore.
Speaker 5: I want to know how you know Car's got Car's
Speaker 5: been putting up numbers.
Speaker 1: He's been putting up numbers. Look how many passageses throwing
Speaker 1: over fifteen yards? Not that many, dude, he's thinking dunking
Speaker 1: them and taking eating up time of possession. Let's get
Speaker 1: to the cell cell cell segment because we need to
Speaker 1: move on Meal. I'm gonna go with you on sell sell,
Speaker 1: sell who you taking? Brother?
Speaker 8: I'm selling the Texans versus the Jaguars. That mine is
Speaker 8: nine is just a little too high for me.
Speaker 4: I don't really.
Speaker 1: But that you don't drive with it.
Speaker 4: I just don't fuck with them, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: And uh, I don't.
Speaker 8: I'm not sure about the Texans this year.
Speaker 4: Uh don't get me wrong. They got CJ.
Speaker 8: Strudd over there, and I think, you know, he can
Speaker 8: be great, but right now, you know, they having some
Speaker 8: problems struggling. And Jaguars they looked at good, but they
Speaker 8: lost to Kensas City last week, and you know, I
Speaker 8: just gonna stay away from that.
Speaker 4: Minus nine.
Speaker 5: I don't love that Jaguars are gonna beat their ass.
Speaker 1: You're gonna beat their ass.
Speaker 5: Texans are not good.
Speaker 1: What do you gotta got going?
Speaker 5: Patriots Jets? I don't like it.
Speaker 3: I don't I just don't know who the Jets are
Speaker 3: right now. Patriots, they seem they seem like a tough
Speaker 3: ball club. They're resilient bunch. I just have no clue
Speaker 3: what to make.
Speaker 5: Of this game. Zach Wilson.
Speaker 3: There's some optimism, there's some optimism inside myself that thinks
Speaker 3: like he could he could do the story, yeah, the movie,
Speaker 3: and uh, but I don't like this game, man, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna stay away from it.
Speaker 5: Patriots Jets.
Speaker 8: What's the Patriots record right now?
Speaker 5: Oh and two?
Speaker 1: What's the Jets record right now?
Speaker 5: One? And an injured one and one? An injured one
Speaker 5: and one?
Speaker 1: And then I feel like the only reason injured one?
Speaker 4: And what he played? Two snaps four.
Speaker 1: The game play.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they showed up and still beat the tough Bills.
Speaker 1: They did, and then they got shipped on. Yeah because
Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers. Yeah, Bills are an electric team. But the
Speaker 1: Bills when they see here Rogers go down, they're discombobulated. Also,
Speaker 1: everyone was kind of fucked up. And then Jets just
Speaker 1: kind of took advantage of the situation. Unfortunately, I don't
Speaker 1: think I'm with you on this one. I don't know
Speaker 1: what does kind of sell me a little bit. You
Speaker 1: see a press conference earlier this week, you see Bill
Speaker 1: Belichick walk up to the podium. What you say, Jets week?
Speaker 1: What question does you have for me? And Bill Belichick doesn'
Speaker 1: say anything. That's about That's like the most shit talking
Speaker 1: you'll ever see in your life by Bill Belichick, him
Speaker 1: just saying Jets week. So if I'm gonna take a
Speaker 1: team there, I'm gonna take the Patriots. But I digress.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna sell Vikings versus Chargers. Here's the
Speaker 1: reasons why. Two very talented quarterbacks there. They're both teams
Speaker 1: are zeroing too, and the defenses have a lot of
Speaker 1: talent that have underperformed. I just think it's a flip
Speaker 1: at the corn who's gonna win this game? And I
Speaker 1: wouldn't be doing my clients a service telling you which
Speaker 1: one to pick at this time. You get a couple
Speaker 1: more weeks down the road, I would feel a whole
Speaker 1: lot more comfortable about where to send you guys in
Speaker 1: this whole thing. We're gonna take a quick break, and
Speaker 1: when we come back, we're gonna do it. Bet the
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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Slips and Picks five hundred.
Speaker 1: We are now going to talk about the Bet the
Speaker 1: Boys Index parlay. Now here the deal. I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: you a pick. Gecko's gonna give you a pick. Meal's
Speaker 1: gonna give you a pick. We're gonna combine that into
Speaker 1: a parlay, and everybody on this panel is going to
Speaker 1: bet it. Last week, as I said before we went
Speaker 1: into the break, it was absolutely catastrophic. Muel stole from
Speaker 1: Gecko and ended up getting fucked right in the ass.
Speaker 1: It didn't literally justin Jefferson. Was it Thursday night football?
Speaker 1: It was Thursday night football, right, Justin Jefferson running towards
Speaker 1: the pylon, Gohoes gets hit, ball comes out touch back
Speaker 1: for the Eagles. It literally would have fucking hit. But
Speaker 1: that just goes to show how close we are giving
Speaker 1: you is everything you need. It might be karmas, it
Speaker 1: might be kar but we need good vibes. We need
Speaker 1: good vibes because it's gonna be that type of week.
Speaker 1: This week is gonna hit Meal. I need you to
Speaker 1: give me a layup, Dude, I need you to give
Speaker 1: me that one that's for sure going to hit. What
Speaker 1: is your bet? The boy bet the Boys index parlay.
Speaker 4: I'm owing to I need a layup.
Speaker 8: Like he said, I'm going Christian McCaffrey man, anytime touchdown
Speaker 8: he's might help the white man. He said it a
Speaker 8: great white hope. Yeah, I'm gonna go to the other side.
Speaker 8: So I'm going Christian McCaffrey anytime touchdown, man, don't let
Speaker 8: me down.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be watching this.
Speaker 8: Game Thursday night, getting that in zon, baby, so we
Speaker 8: can be doing this next week.
Speaker 5: Baby.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you watch a bustle with the boys,
Speaker 1: but Christan McCaffrey is on their last week and he's
Speaker 1: got some legit choices in game day snacks after a
Speaker 1: game on the Fantastic Fairy Tasty Geko, where are you going, brother.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna keep the theme with the great White hopes.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go kirk O Thuggans over one and a
Speaker 3: half touchdowns again versus Chargers. They give up explosives every
Speaker 3: few plays. Kirk O Thuggins over one and a half
Speaker 3: touchdowns until he lets me down.
Speaker 5: We're riding with the boy.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what it is. Because you are on his
Speaker 1: deck heavy right now, and I don't I don't disagree
Speaker 1: with you because it's hit.
Speaker 5: He just wanted to say, you just wanted to like talk,
Speaker 5: but you are.
Speaker 1: Riding Kirk's cock.
Speaker 5: There's no question. Have I missed?
Speaker 1: No, you haven't.
Speaker 5: Brother.
Speaker 1: Eventually, it's gonna come come to roost anyway, come to roost.
Speaker 1: I've said come a lot this episode. Yes, I've said.
Speaker 4: That a lot.
Speaker 1: Horny, I guess who's it?
Speaker 5: What's you big?
Speaker 1: You know? I packed that in a little bit. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go brock Purty. I'm gonna go under two hundred
Speaker 1: and thirty point five passing yards. In the last two games,
Speaker 1: I think the most he had was two hundred and
Speaker 1: twenty yards. He's got a bunch of aliens around him.
Speaker 1: I think this game is gonna get out of hand fast,
Speaker 1: playing against the giants of the line. Being minus ten
Speaker 1: and a half, they're gonna be up that second half
Speaker 1: of the second half. They're gonna be running the ball
Speaker 1: a lot more. He's not gonna have to throw the
Speaker 1: ball very much. And he's gonna have under two hundred
Speaker 1: and thirty yards. So two thirty and a half passing
Speaker 1: under under And if you're looking back, I bet the
Speaker 1: under on Jalen Hurts last week. That one also, that
Speaker 1: one also hit.
Speaker 5: I like that.
Speaker 1: You like that one.
Speaker 5: I like that one.
Speaker 1: Good night for saying the last thing you just said
Speaker 1: to me. I don't know if we were fighting or not.
Speaker 5: You know if we were in a bit of a deal.
Speaker 1: Let's get into our We had another parlay, boys, we
Speaker 1: had another parlay at the easy Team, Favorite Fun. That
Speaker 1: is the et f F same thing goes, but this
Speaker 1: time we're gonna pick teams. We're gonna pick teams, We're
Speaker 1: gonna combine it together, and this is gonna be where
Speaker 1: it's minus one sixty minus one eighty five. You stack
Speaker 1: them things together. Now you're looking at plus one ten
Speaker 1: plus one twenty something. Get the tax out of your life,
Speaker 1: get the tax, and make as most money as possible
Speaker 1: with the easiest picks. Meal. I'm gonna I'm gonna need
Speaker 1: to hear from you on your easy team favorite fund. Brother.
Speaker 5: Can't wait to see how you change this one up.
Speaker 8: I ain't changing shit now. Like you said, it's all
Speaker 8: about making unis. I gotta make.
Speaker 4: Stuff makes sense.
Speaker 8: Look here, I'm taking the forty nine ers versus the giants.
Speaker 4: And I'm taking the spread. And they like, why are
Speaker 4: you not taking the money line?
Speaker 8: I know you guys, like, why you just don't take
Speaker 8: the money line?
Speaker 1: You just get the easy very obvious reason when you
Speaker 1: take the money to take the money MOOREE hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty six. That's why you don't take the money line.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I'm not taking the money line.
Speaker 8: So I'm going to make it make sense for all
Speaker 8: my guys out there who's following the mule, because the
Speaker 8: mule gets it done and we always want to come out.
Speaker 1: Doesn't get done, makes it go bankrupt.
Speaker 5: Don't get it.
Speaker 1: We seven and seven? No, you're forty eight percent. How
Speaker 1: does seven and seven make sense? Two phenomenal numbers, by
Speaker 1: the way, but that's not that's you were seven and
Speaker 1: seven this past week before we get.
Speaker 8: Turned to count the units that we make. You know,
Speaker 8: can they get the units? How much units are we
Speaker 8: got in the bait? Not the l's and dubs the units.
Speaker 8: So with that said, forty nine ers, baby.
Speaker 1: The way we are, there's minus ten and a half.
Speaker 3: We have to agree with this, and I disagree, disagree,
Speaker 3: But here's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1: Let me let me.
Speaker 5: Teach you a little something.
Speaker 3: Let me teach you a little something about how to
Speaker 3: mess with this.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna take you. I ain't changing the line
Speaker 4: because I did that already.
Speaker 5: You ain't changed the line.
Speaker 3: You was just whispering before you to go be like Hey,
Speaker 3: I think I'm just gonna do money. Yeah said yeah,
Speaker 3: because you're you're a pussy goes it.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. But look, look, look
Speaker 5: chief at sitting.
Speaker 3: At minus twelve and a half right now against the Bears.
Speaker 3: The Bears they suck, They're dead. They can pack it
Speaker 3: up and move on. But that line is high minus
Speaker 3: twelve and a half. What I'm going to do is
Speaker 3: I'm going to manipulate the line a little bit. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna bring it down to minus six and a half
Speaker 3: to guarantee you will win. So that way you can
Speaker 3: throw it into that easy team's Favorites fund.
Speaker 4: That is how you take care of that before you can.
Speaker 1: I just tell you something. There's a reason why Geto
Speaker 1: and I are above fifty percent because we think alike.
Speaker 1: The line for the Jags Texans game is minus nine
Speaker 1: and a half. I also do the same thing and
Speaker 1: manipulated that line. Jags are gonna win, they might even
Speaker 1: win by more than nine and a half. But this
Speaker 1: this is an easy team favorite fund. Parlays usually don't
Speaker 1: hit anyway, we got to make it a lot easier.
Speaker 1: I also move that line to minus six and a
Speaker 1: half because the Jags are going to win by seven. Now,
Speaker 1: if you're willing to change your number to minus six
Speaker 1: and a half with the Niners, I will allow us
Speaker 1: to be to have this segment be presented by Muggsy
Speaker 1: because I was afraid when you started talking. I was like,
Speaker 1: there's no way I can allow to put Muggsy's name
Speaker 1: on this. If you're willing to change.
Speaker 8: It's the who knows the game on that.
Speaker 4: If I move it to six, it.
Speaker 5: Does go to Parlians to go into a parlay. We're
Speaker 5: gonna get plus odds.
Speaker 3: I'm I just didn't tell you right now, mugs money's
Speaker 3: taking Giants plus and a half.
Speaker 4: No you're not.
Speaker 5: I am too.
Speaker 2: You're taking a giants, Yes, plus ten and a half
Speaker 2: emotional comeback.
Speaker 8: When that ain't gonna happen. Giants is garbage. They're not
Speaker 8: messing with the forty nine ers. Hands down, butt line.
Speaker 4: I'm line six and a half.
Speaker 1: You go minus six and a half, yeah, minus six
Speaker 1: and minus six and a half. You cool with minus
Speaker 1: six and a half.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he can follow the crowd.
Speaker 1: Follow the crowd. What do you mean?
Speaker 8: I started this, but you jumped on my train and
Speaker 8: now you started it.
Speaker 4: I'm the one who moved in line in the first.
Speaker 1: You like giants, you like giants plus ten and a half.
Speaker 3: I like giants plus and a half. But that's that's
Speaker 3: my own personal bring.
Speaker 1: Ain't the coin of destiny?
Speaker 5: Well hang on what I'm.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he don't want that coin of death.
Speaker 5: I want forty nine minus six and a half.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought you just said you want to Oh yes, I.
Speaker 5: Don't think they're going to cover ten and a half.
Speaker 1: So which one do you want to do?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you have to six and a half.
Speaker 4: Yeah, minus six and a half.
Speaker 1: We're going six and a half. So minus six and
Speaker 1: a half for you, minus six and a half for you,
Speaker 1: and minus six and a half for me.
Speaker 4: Okay, but look at here.
Speaker 8: If that don't hit, I'm blaming these two dudes, straight up.
Speaker 5: Don't hit.
Speaker 1: What happened last week? Whatever? Last week? Vikings Eagles, did
Speaker 1: you manipulate the line that go for? You?
Speaker 4: Missed by three? I missed by three, but.
Speaker 1: We were plus seven.
Speaker 4: I know he was.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 4: I know that was the Vegas linee.
Speaker 1: You gotta be smarter than Vegas. Is the reason why
Speaker 1: they know these lines so well.
Speaker 4: I give it to them. I give it to them.
Speaker 1: I love it so Easy Team Favorite Fun presented by
Speaker 1: Muggsy's We're going get go? Is gonna go Chiefs minus
Speaker 1: six and a half? Correct? Yes, Mule is going Niners
Speaker 1: minus six and a half and I Am going Jaguars
Speaker 1: minus six and a half. There you have it, Easy
Speaker 1: Team's Favorite Fun that is what's that? Hey, that's a
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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back to your slips and picks
Speaker 1: five hundred. Our next segment is going to be the
Speaker 1: pump or dump segment. I'm gonna give the boys to
Speaker 1: my left two teams. What are the points? Are they
Speaker 1: gonna go over pumping that thing or they're going under,
Speaker 1: which is dumping that thing? Guess who were starting with?
Speaker 5: Neil?
Speaker 1: Neil, We're gonna start with you on the Titans Browns.
Speaker 1: The points there is thirty.
Speaker 3: Nine Browns, thirty nine and a half thirty Thinke's for
Speaker 3: a to b bro Hey, Chubs out.
Speaker 1: Hey, I was ru some injury.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna keep it actual factual. I'm gonna have the
Speaker 8: biggie back off the get go.
Speaker 4: What you got.
Speaker 5: Appreciate you saying that. I'm gonna let everybody know what
Speaker 5: you got, get go.
Speaker 3: Here's what I'm thinking. Titans Browns eliminate the head, the
Speaker 3: body will follow. Chubb is out. He was a heart
Speaker 3: and soul of that team. I think they struggle. I
Speaker 3: think the Titans eat him up. I don't think the
Speaker 3: Titans score a whole lot. I don't know what the
Speaker 3: score is gonna be like, but I'm going under thirty
Speaker 3: nine and a half.
Speaker 5: That's what I'm going.
Speaker 4: I'm following. I'm a I concur following. I concur.
Speaker 1: Is who Kream Hunt is?
Speaker 4: He ain't signed yet, though he had to work.
Speaker 1: Out with the Browns.
Speaker 5: Right he said he's got he has four sign was that.
Speaker 1: They're already sealed in crem Hunt knows the offense, knows
Speaker 1: what he's gonna do. They're gonna run the ball well,
Speaker 1: They've got aliens on the outside. DeShawn Horney. Watson is
Speaker 1: going to play well in this game.
Speaker 5: He's been playing bad.
Speaker 1: He's gonna score enough points in this game. But here's
Speaker 1: where I think the big change in this season is
Speaker 1: going to happen. It's gonna be at the Tennessee Titans.
Speaker 1: Tim Kelly, tip of the cap to you, brother. You
Speaker 1: are following in Arthur Smith's footsteps. Your ingenuity, the way
Speaker 1: you're calling games is truly beautiful. And for that reason,
Speaker 1: that reason, I think You're gonna score twenty five points
Speaker 1: this game, and it's up to the Browns to score
Speaker 1: the rest of them. I believe in my heart of
Speaker 1: hearts that y'all are gonna cover. He I'm sorry, not cover.
Speaker 1: You guys are gonna go over in this game. So
Speaker 1: we got over from me and a couple of unders
Speaker 1: of piggyback under that way, get a fucking backbone, brother,
Speaker 1: I'll get a backbone.
Speaker 5: You need to check the stats on this Brown's offense
Speaker 5: you're talking about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we're gonna play better to de Shean
Speaker 3: Watson is almost last. The only person who's worsening HI
Speaker 3: right now is Zach Wilson in uh in percentage.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess we'll see you next week on Titans ground.
Speaker 1: Next game is gonna be Falcons at Lions forty six
Speaker 1: and a half points.
Speaker 5: What do you think, Jet?
Speaker 1: What do I think? I think this game is going under?
Speaker 1: I think this game's going under. I think the Lions
Speaker 1: they got they got good firepower on their offense. I
Speaker 1: just don't see them having a big bounce back like
Speaker 1: I did in the overtime loss versus Seattle. I think
Speaker 1: the Falcons are a good football team, but they're a
Speaker 1: well rounded football team in all three phases, and for
Speaker 1: that reason, I think it's gonna be a good solid
Speaker 1: football game. Forty six and a half points. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of points. I'm gonna go under in that game.
Speaker 5: Offense, offense, offense, Over.
Speaker 1: I did not like the way you put your hand
Speaker 1: out like that. Over. I didn't like the way he
Speaker 1: did that. I don't sign off on him anymore.
Speaker 3: Cancer, Falcons got offense, Lions got offense.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be It's gonna be a shootout. I like
Speaker 5: this game.
Speaker 1: You've gotten cocky, You've gotten cocky. You're talking to a
Speaker 1: pump a dumb segment. Uh Neil, I'm gonna put you
Speaker 1: in for over.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. The next game is gonna be Bell's
Speaker 1: Acamanders Forty four and a half points. Go ahead, get go,
Speaker 1: tell me what you and a the are gonna go over?
Speaker 3: Scary Terry Brian Robinson, Howe's looking, He's looking in rhythm
Speaker 3: eb best coordinator with as it comes to the end
Speaker 3: game adjustments. I like this to be a high scoring game.
Speaker 3: I do think the Bills win this game. But what
Speaker 3: I'm saying is I love the offense both ways. Over
Speaker 3: forty four and a half meal.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Over? Why?
Speaker 4: Because get go? Said over?
Speaker 5: Oh you roll with me, and oh, I'm rolling in
Speaker 5: all of them.
Speaker 8: I'm just gonna I'm gonna see how this play out
Speaker 8: this week and then go make up.
Speaker 5: My own decision. You did, I feel you?
Speaker 4: I understand me.
Speaker 5: I feel like there's some pressure there, but.
Speaker 8: Hey, it is pressure pressure because I'm playing everything on
Speaker 8: you and.
Speaker 1: We're all on the same page as that one.
Speaker 9: Boy.
Speaker 4: Okay, good as well.
Speaker 1: Good, I'm going over as well. Next is gonna be
Speaker 1: Saints at Packers forty two point six? Point six? When
Speaker 1: has it ever been point six? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I know it is.
Speaker 1: Let's be better forty two point five? Right, Saints at Packers?
Speaker 1: What are we thinking?
Speaker 8: Meal, I'm thinking. I'm thinking, I'm going to dump this game.
Speaker 5: Get go, You're gonna dump this game?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna dump this game.
Speaker 5: Forty two and a half. Man, I don't fucking know.
Speaker 1: Can I can I come in here? Let's let's just
Speaker 1: talk about it, because I think the Packers will score
Speaker 1: a lot of points and it is a scary game.
Speaker 1: I think their carr is a lot better than people
Speaker 1: give them credit for. However, they're just not putting a
Speaker 1: whole lot of points on the board right now, and
Speaker 1: they keep doing these shallow crosses and they're not going deep,
Speaker 1: which they have Chris Olave. They have a deep threat there,
Speaker 1: but they're just not doing it. The run games all right,
Speaker 1: the tackles are playing okay protection he's he's getting swallowed
Speaker 1: up here and there. It just makes me nervous. I
Speaker 1: and the Packers will hold their end of the end
Speaker 1: of the bargain. I just don't know about the Saints,
Speaker 1: and nothing scares me about this game. But I'm gonna
Speaker 1: need an answer from you there.
Speaker 5: What do you go? So? Are you going? Under?
Speaker 1: Is the running back back this week?
Speaker 5: The Saints come on.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 5: One more week, one more more week.
Speaker 1: My first initial thought on this game is under. But
Speaker 1: the more I think about it, the more I feel
Speaker 1: like the over might hit. You think I think it'll
Speaker 1: be more Packers and will be Saints.
Speaker 4: I think so too.
Speaker 1: You just said under dump.
Speaker 4: I said under dump. Thank you my guy. Roll with that, boy.
Speaker 1: I'll dump as well. You're gonna go under. Under Across
Speaker 1: the board Cowboys at Carlos Forty three and a half
Speaker 1: points is the number I will go first. This is
Speaker 1: an over game. It's a lot of points, but the
Speaker 1: Cowboys have covered and I've gone over in both of
Speaker 1: their first two weeks. They're playing great ball. Cardinals could
Speaker 1: put some points on the board too. You saw versus
Speaker 1: the Giants. They put up twenty one in the first half.
Speaker 1: It's pretty impressive. I'm gonna go over in this forty
Speaker 1: three and a half. Go ahead, you fucking what you
Speaker 1: guys got, dude, but go ahead? Nothing?
Speaker 5: Would you go here over? Yeah? I like that pick.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna uh, don't wanna see what my intern has
Speaker 3: to say.
Speaker 1: In turn.
Speaker 5: Time to put up a shut up. He is my
Speaker 5: lucky my little lucky piece.
Speaker 1: My boy got his little elf with him.
Speaker 5: We'll be going over this week and this is from
Speaker 5: last week. Appreciate you. I love you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, leve you too, Mab.
Speaker 5: We're pumping. We're pumping this game.
Speaker 1: You're pumping.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're going over all right.
Speaker 1: I'll put you down for a pump as well.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1: Right fucking something else, man, I swear to god, I've
Speaker 1: never seen someone bend the knee so fast.
Speaker 3: Steers, we're going over under pump or dumb Steelers Raiders?
Speaker 1: What's the forty three and a half. I've already said it,
Speaker 1: but I'll go I'll start here. I'm gonna go uh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go under on this one. And that's just
Speaker 1: from the heart. I didn't have anything written down for
Speaker 1: this segment. That's just from the heart. Steelers alright, not
Speaker 1: great Raiders. They can put up points, but you know,
Speaker 1: I just don't know. I think the Raiders win this game.
Speaker 1: I will say that I think the Raiders are gonna
Speaker 1: win this game for sure, but forty three and a
Speaker 1: half points, I'm just not sure. Someone going there.
Speaker 5: We're in Vegas. I like this game. I'm going over.
Speaker 5: I'm pumping this one like a super soaker.
Speaker 1: Pumping like a super soaker. And Neil, I'm assuming you're
Speaker 1: sat right behind.
Speaker 8: No, I'm dumping this one. The Steelers are terrible. I'm
Speaker 8: dumping this game. Their defense is like they got like
Speaker 8: a like jj Wats is like a Ferrari in the hood,
Speaker 8: you know what I mean, Like he shouldn't be there.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you who they keep sleeping on. Over there
Speaker 1: is Heismith. Yes, Heismith is Paul Broyes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he is.
Speaker 1: Should have made the Propow last.
Speaker 3: Year, should have made the Pro bowlast year, No question, Gause,
Speaker 3: you're dumping.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's the only one I'm not gonna follow.
Speaker 1: This has been the most wild of the three Pumper
Speaker 1: Dumb segments we've ever had. Next Stu is Dogs Dogs, Dogs.
Speaker 1: As we're doing next, it's gonna be where the three
Speaker 1: of us pick an underdog to have a massive upset
Speaker 1: in a Week three the NFL season. That rider for
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Speaker 1: Picks five hundred. Our next segment is Dogs, Dogs Dogs.
Speaker 1: That's where we all pick an underdog to make a
Speaker 1: massive upset in the Week three of the NFL season.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start with Geko this week. He seems like
Speaker 1: he's been leading the parade, especially to the man who's left.
Speaker 1: Let's see what you got, brother, What are you? What
Speaker 1: are you looking at for your underdog of the week.
Speaker 3: Colts plus eight against the Ravens. Doesn't matter to me
Speaker 3: which quarterbacks in the game. I like Anthony Richardson. I
Speaker 3: also like, you know, I don't even know is it
Speaker 3: Minshew Madness or Minshew Mayhem? Yeah, so like you No,
Speaker 3: you didn't fucking know who was coach knew was going
Speaker 3: to Michigan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but second coach trying to think of his nickname.
Speaker 5: That's why I said Mayhem or Menace. I was trying
Speaker 5: to figure it out. Yeah. Week one of those plus
Speaker 5: eight coach plus eight.
Speaker 1: Week one of the NFL season, the ram the Ravens
Speaker 1: were more than ten point favorites versus the Houston Texans.
Speaker 1: We all got scared of it. We all wanted to
Speaker 1: sell it, and it absolutely covered. I disagree with you.
Speaker 1: I think, especially if Anthony richards doesn't doesn't play, which
Speaker 1: is probably not going to be can cushion protocol. I
Speaker 1: think the Ravens cover at minus eight and the reason
Speaker 1: why is Minch is a stun but it didn't pan
Speaker 1: out in Jacksonville is not gonna pan out at the
Speaker 1: at the the Colts. Anthony Richardson has a unique talent.
Speaker 5: He got called he's at their post game with his dad.
Speaker 3: It just means something to that motherfucker when he gets
Speaker 3: his opportunity means, oh, he's gonna be a film joking.
Speaker 3: You see.
Speaker 1: You see, he's not junkie. He's a Blaine Gabbert type.
Speaker 1: Sit back and watch Daddy's spin it. Daddy's that is dude.
Speaker 1: You see, he's got a food manchew mustache. He got
Speaker 1: a bus, great taste in busses, and then he renovate
Speaker 1: the whole thing and travel with the country. Do you
Speaker 1: got Wi Fi? You got Wi Fi in Arkansas? No,
Speaker 1: you don't have Wi Fi in Arkansas either. Ravens are
Speaker 1: going to cover this game. Do what you want, and
Speaker 1: I will say, get yeah, make sure that he make
Speaker 1: sure that picks in there for me. That's fine. Gotta
Speaker 1: make a splash anyway, get back above. Well, I'm down
Speaker 1: by three percent against you. That's nothing, brother, that's absolutely nothing.
Speaker 1: I'll go next. I'm gonna go. Uh, my underdog of
Speaker 1: the week is gonna be the Lost Fagus Raiders. They're
Speaker 1: playing the Steelers.
Speaker 4: They're not they favor that must have changed.
Speaker 1: I have it right here. I have it right here,
Speaker 1: says plus one and a half.
Speaker 4: Still the same you even yeah, money line.
Speaker 1: Yeah, First off, First off, intern, do not talk to
Speaker 1: me like the way you're talking right now. You say sir,
Speaker 1: you just say you just say, sir, you do gott sir.
Speaker 1: I'm the Raider, the Raiders favorite.
Speaker 3: You could do a plus, you could do a plush
Speaker 3: because it's an underdog you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but picking going your ride is more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not picking the Steelers. List off underdogs for
Speaker 1: me real quick, and I'll make it. I'll make something enough.
Speaker 3: It seems like we got to go to commercial breaks
Speaker 3: and see Nope, you just start listening them off for me.
Speaker 1: Go underdog, Yes, no, keep going. No.
Speaker 9: No, Panthers, no, Cardinal no.
Speaker 5: No, he.
Speaker 4: Definitely no.
Speaker 1: What's the what's the what's.
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Definitely not.
Speaker 1: No, Yes, that's the game. That's my in turn.
Speaker 4: Wow, that is it.
Speaker 1: I'm taking the Rams money line versus the Cincinnati Bengals.
Speaker 1: Joe Burrow reaggravated that calf injury he had from from camp.
Speaker 1: He's come back, He's cut his hair. He looked like
Speaker 1: Sean Hunter from Boy Meets World. Now he's looking just
Speaker 1: He's a very handsome boy. Don't get a twisted very
Speaker 1: handsome boy. But the middle part was his superpower. He
Speaker 1: needs to figure it out. He might not even play
Speaker 1: this weekend. For those reasons, also, people are sleeping on
Speaker 1: the Rams. That's a good football team in the NFC
Speaker 1: West is a solid, solid conference. And for those reasons,
Speaker 1: and those reasons only because of all the homework I've
Speaker 1: already done this game. I'm gonna give you the heat here,
Speaker 1: Rams money line versus the Bengals. Book it all, Pookah,
Speaker 1: who you got.
Speaker 8: I'm going Titans money line plus one thirty five against
Speaker 8: the Browns.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 8: I look, Ryan Tannehill stepped it up in the second half,
Speaker 8: throwing the ball deep.
Speaker 4: We just gotta find turnlement trailing Burke Burkes.
Speaker 8: That man got opened so many times we wasn't looking
Speaker 8: for him. They're gonna play one on one against that dude,
Speaker 8: and toil he show he can beat them guys before
Speaker 8: they get off d Hop de Hop is gonna play
Speaker 8: have two guys on the whole game. So we got
Speaker 8: to look for Treylon Burks to make big plays, and
Speaker 8: I feel like he will against the Browns. And I'm
Speaker 8: excited get Dereck Henry the ball as well. Just the
Speaker 8: group of guys that got on defense is gonna be excited.
Speaker 8: I can't wait for this game. Like I said, I'm
Speaker 8: going Titans money line plus one thirty.
Speaker 5: I can't believe they're underdogs.
Speaker 1: But you know the stat right, Yeah, since twenty eighteen,
Speaker 1: twenty five underdog victories by Mike Rabel. Guys, got it?
Speaker 1: And you know that the time I know it's because
Speaker 1: it's crept down and that is, to use Gecko's words,
Speaker 1: a fart win type game. You need to get on that.
Speaker 1: The minute you see this, you need to get on. Yeah, hey, intern,
Speaker 1: go ahead and put down are you you gotta sign
Speaker 1: off on that as well?
Speaker 5: This isn't a fund I say.
Speaker 1: But you said, I said I was taking Ravens over Colts.
Speaker 1: I was taking Ravens cover. You said, make sure he's
Speaker 1: on that. Are you gonna make sure you're on the
Speaker 1: Titans on the show You're on Titans money line? Yes,
Speaker 1: I will also sign off on that. So where all
Speaker 1: three of us are taking Titans money line on that?
Speaker 1: You got that? Intern, make sure you put two units
Speaker 1: down for me, not just one this time. That's a
Speaker 1: fucking lock, all right, ladies, And hey, what a show.
Speaker 1: Great three weeks in a row, and my god, we
Speaker 1: are so happy you tuned in with us. Please stick
Speaker 1: around after the show. We're a couple of coades for
Speaker 1: you guys. Yeah, petty slips parlays coming up after that.
Speaker 1: By the two interns, it's okay. I think they did
Speaker 1: great the first week.
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 1: It's a boomer bus situation. Good luck with that. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't put a whole lot of money on it. That
Speaker 1: being said, you got anything.
Speaker 5: Comment mugs money, m hm.
Speaker 4: Can I touch that dough?
Speaker 9: Okay?
Speaker 1: You put your our meal, put your.
Speaker 5: Were good.
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Speaker 5: Hey, I get that twenty bat Hey, I legit. I
Speaker 5: need that.
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Speaker 4: You need that.
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