Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of No
Speaker 1: More Constrendtuition. That one courtesy of Banadian Silver on the discord.
Speaker 1: My name is Jack O'Brien. That over there, well that
Speaker 1: is mister Miles Brand.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm still here, still here.
Speaker 1: Still here. You can get rid of me that easily.
Speaker 1: There is no more constratution. We we complained about the
Speaker 1: Constitution before, we said it was an outdated document that
Speaker 1: needed some updating. And I hope you're happy. I hope
Speaker 1: you're now we got everybody who ever criticized the Democrats,
Speaker 1: everybody who ever criticized the Constitution, anyone who was ever
Speaker 1: critical of corporations. I hope you're happy, because now look
Speaker 1: at you. You you did this. Anyways, in d c
Speaker 1: M yesterday, Donald Trump declared himself the King of Gaza. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in so many words, the real state King of the Gaza.
Speaker 1: And yeah, k BB in.
Speaker 3: The building while Democrats were screaming about this, how this
Speaker 3: is all bullshit at the Treasury Building, he was having
Speaker 3: a press conference with bb net and Yahoo. And I'm
Speaker 3: sure people have seen the headlines, and if not, this is.
Speaker 2: Basically what he said.
Speaker 3: He essentially said that the US was going to take
Speaker 3: ownership of the Gaza strip and then that Trump he
Speaker 3: would transform the devastated area into quote the riviera of
Speaker 3: the Middle East, and obviously that would so basically he
Speaker 3: just described like a really fancy ethnic cleansing process, but
Speaker 3: with the you know, added benefit of you get the
Speaker 3: riviera of the Middle East after.
Speaker 1: All of these displaced Palestinians or in the name of
Speaker 1: cool real estate opportunity for investors.
Speaker 2: Is exactly exactly, exactly exactly this was.
Speaker 3: It depends, Like it's funny how the news works because
Speaker 3: Fox they will always have to yes, and Trump's improv
Speaker 3: like like on Fox and Friends this morning, you're like,
Speaker 3: this is actually fantastic. I mean, like the idea, like
Speaker 3: there's nothing's working there and he's actually taking I think
Speaker 3: Ingram was like he's taking ownership over a problem that
Speaker 3: no one can solve and finding a way to make
Speaker 3: money in the process. I think this is win win.
Speaker 3: Other people were not as the happy about that, including
Speaker 3: many of the people in the Middle East. Also, this
Speaker 3: could have an effect on negotiations between Hamas and Israel
Speaker 3: when you have the President US being like yeah, bro,
Speaker 3: this is I don't know who they thinks that is,
Speaker 3: this is going to be my new hotel golf course.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So yeah.
Speaker 3: Even Lindsey Graham was like that, he would like, what
Speaker 3: do you think? He said, We'll see what our Arab
Speaker 3: friends say about that. I think most South Carolinians would
Speaker 3: probably not be excited about sending Americans to take over Gaza.
Speaker 3: I think that might be problematic, but I'll keep an
Speaker 3: open mind.
Speaker 2: What a sick of fan.
Speaker 1: I like that he's you know, using words like problematic. Interesting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well he's doing the thing that allows like media,
Speaker 3: the media to act like they are concerned Republicans because
Speaker 3: he just negates everything he says with.
Speaker 2: But I'll keep an open mind.
Speaker 1: It wasn't interesting during the press conference because he was like,
Speaker 1: it's going to be the most gorgeous, most beautiful golf
Speaker 1: resort in the world. And then somebody was like, so
Speaker 1: obviously Palestinians still live in Gaza are what what if
Speaker 1: they don't want to leave? He's like, why wouldn't they
Speaker 1: want to leave? It's going to be like right after
Speaker 1: talking about how awesome it was going to be, he's like,
Speaker 1: we're going to take them. We're going to put them
Speaker 1: in somewhere really cool and that's going to be really beautiful,
Speaker 1: something wonderful. He's just up there, like the top headline
Speaker 1: on the New York Times as we record this from
Speaker 1: you know, twenty minutes ago. Is like Trump officials try
Speaker 1: to walk back Gaza takeover comments. So his whole run
Speaker 1: thus far, and it's only been a couple of weeks
Speaker 1: has been Have you ever seen someone play basketball and
Speaker 1: they just like pump fake thirty times in a row.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like, are you okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you are right, but like it's kind of effective
Speaker 1: because because then you don't know when the real shots coming.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeahs off putting, like he is this like
Speaker 3: a neurological condition.
Speaker 1: That is really And we do talk about, you know,
Speaker 1: conspiracy theories around how all of this stuff, why all
Speaker 1: this stuff is happening, like why he keeps doing wild
Speaker 1: shit and then like having it walked back the next
Speaker 1: day or walking back himself. But yeah, it does seem
Speaker 1: like there's a real pattern of cataclysmic idea proposed confidently
Speaker 1: and definitively and then immediately walked back. But then some
Speaker 1: of them get through and us age is no longer
Speaker 1: a thing, and millions of people with HIV no longer
Speaker 1: have access to, you know, medication.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, this is what happens when again, a senile,
Speaker 3: decrepit old monkey skeleton. To use the Simpsons quote, I
Speaker 3: think is how they described mister Burns, a decrepit monkey
Speaker 3: skeleton has the microphone and the pulpit of the president
Speaker 3: to just blast words out all the time. Like even
Speaker 3: yesterday he was talking about quote obliterating Iran. He's like,
Speaker 3: if I get assassinated, Iran will be obliterated, no questions asked.
Speaker 2: They're fucking cooked.
Speaker 1: And then today like a dead hand switch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like he's just like they know, He's like I've
Speaker 3: He's like, I've I've laid out instructions for what is
Speaker 3: to happen to Iran if I'm assassinated.
Speaker 1: Also, the last person who almost took you out, like
Speaker 1: did it with the help of Google image search, and
Speaker 1: because you were close to his house. Now it was
Speaker 1: not taking orders from Iran. No, that's good is that
Speaker 1: in a country where everybody has a gun, and we'll
Speaker 1: get into that in a second, that we have a
Speaker 1: dead hand switch situation with a president who has already
Speaker 1: been shown to be the target of anybody who's a
Speaker 1: little bit out of their mind.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So he then wrote on truth he said, quote,
Speaker 3: I want yourn to be a great and successful country,
Speaker 3: but one that cannot have a nuclear weapon. Reports that
Speaker 3: the United States, working in conjunction with Israel, is going
Speaker 3: to blow Iran into smithereens are greatly exaggerated.
Speaker 1: Full So you just said that, you what.
Speaker 2: Do you mean? You that's your own war? So you
Speaker 2: all right, motherfucker?
Speaker 1: Wait, were you just quoting your own shit? Yeah, when
Speaker 1: you said quote, was that because you were quoting yourself? Anyway?
Speaker 2: There he is.
Speaker 3: So yes, it's the discontinues and now we'll see what
Speaker 3: he's going to do. I mean there are any people
Speaker 3: celebrating like I mean, like you know, the Zionists who
Speaker 3: want to absolutely take Gaza and make it, you know,
Speaker 3: part of like the like the newest beach town in Israel.
Speaker 3: Like they took Trump's words to be like, oh, we
Speaker 3: just got the green light for full blown annexation.
Speaker 1: So cleansing, ethnic cleansing. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's cleansing like
Speaker 1: it's clean like a Disney resort. That's what you meant
Speaker 1: by cleansing, Yeah, exactly, exactly. Yeah, he announced that he's
Speaker 1: going to sign an order banning transgender women from female sports,
Speaker 1: according to the BBC. But yeah, again, you know, there's
Speaker 1: just a lot, he says, a lot, you know, if
Speaker 1: it does feel like there is some aspect to the
Speaker 1: media's coverage at this point, just being like yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean okay, like yeah, he just he just said that
Speaker 1: he was going to ban the US from letting packages
Speaker 1: come in from China and then like had to overturn
Speaker 1: that the next like a few hours later.
Speaker 2: Like the it's yeah, it's just all of this shit.
Speaker 3: Like you look at the you know, because like when
Speaker 3: you look at the the ice rays that have happened,
Speaker 3: like the number aren't necessarily that different, although the way
Speaker 3: they're going about it is the most fucked up way.
Speaker 3: Like the volume of deportations hasn't gone up, so they're
Speaker 3: just you know, like you can tell with all these
Speaker 3: photo ops with Christy Noman stuff that they're just they
Speaker 3: want to put stuff on Fox and go, oh my god,
Speaker 3: Day one, he's gone and done it. He's gone and
Speaker 3: done it. Oh look at him stand up to Mexico.
Speaker 3: He's gone and done it. And I think that's a
Speaker 3: huge part apparently to like really get you know, to
Speaker 3: everyone just just for the showmanship of it all too
Speaker 3: because again he's also so much about the showmanship of
Speaker 3: remember like the pile of pa like blank papers he
Speaker 3: brought out. He's like, these are my tax documents, Like,
Speaker 3: so much of that is also tied to this. But
Speaker 3: the shitty part is that even if he's play acting,
Speaker 3: he's still play acting very fucked up violent policies where
Speaker 3: you know, as some may be walked back, what it
Speaker 3: still does is reinforce the perception of the country that
Speaker 3: this is okay, and this is something that is being
Speaker 3: done with at the discretion or at the leadership of
Speaker 3: the president, and therefore normalizes this kind of backsliding. But yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like so much of this, like I mean, just
Speaker 3: the ship with Mexico and Canada was so obviously just
Speaker 3: about just saying something out loud, looking yeah that's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Wait, you didn't say anything, that's right. I told you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't want that, you don't want it with me.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: Well I didn't do anything.
Speaker 1: He didn't even give me anything. He's just saying that
Speaker 1: as he walks away from them a pretty rapid clip.
Speaker 2: You're talking to me. No, wait, okay, well, uh I.
Speaker 1: Don't know how to transition to Jurassic World Rebirth's.
Speaker 2: Just be honest, Just be honest. I think that was
Speaker 2: not I don't know how.
Speaker 1: To all right, how do we transition from the Trump
Speaker 1: administration's many world many I find dominating things to Jurassic
Speaker 1: World rebirth? Yeah, Miles, much as white supremacy, And no,
Speaker 1: that's our much as the Trump reign. The Third Reich
Speaker 1: has been reborn under Donald Trump after a mere four
Speaker 1: year absence. So has Jurassic World been rebirth at the
Speaker 1: box office? Wow?
Speaker 2: Flawless, flawless has been rebirth has been rebirthed?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's actually less three years after the supposed end
Speaker 1: of the Jurassic era. The Jurassic World slash park series
Speaker 1: is being rebooted with Jurassic World Rebirth, the seventh installment
Speaker 1: in the franchise. And the first trailer just dropped, and yeah,
Speaker 1: it's this one. Seems like it's Scarlett Johansson trying to
Speaker 1: extract dino DNA as part of a medical breakthrough.
Speaker 3: I've waited, I've never heard this hold on now, Yeah,
Speaker 3: extracting dino DNA for groundbreaking breakthrough.
Speaker 1: Yes, but this one medical on which I kind of hate.
Speaker 1: I don't like it when they're like, this is gonna
Speaker 1: cure migrain headaches.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or I remember, yeah, they're like all degenerative brain conditions,
Speaker 3: neurological conditions can be solved with this DNA answer extraction.
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, is this like a big pharma bend
Speaker 2: this one?
Speaker 1: So they're doing this for big pharma? Cool? What a
Speaker 1: noble reason. At least an avatar too. They knew that
Speaker 1: the people who were doing that were the bad guys,
Speaker 1: but unfortunately the key to get this DNA is on
Speaker 1: yet another dinosaur filled island full of species that were
Speaker 1: actually so these ones were This is the island where
Speaker 1: they kept the ones that were like too dangerous.
Speaker 2: That island.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're going to that island.
Speaker 2: Sign me up for this movie, Miles.
Speaker 1: They're bringing a child for some reason. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: The trailer child there for some reason. We don't know.
Speaker 3: Why couldn't look more like a child, like with how
Speaker 3: they dressed, like with like a little backpack on.
Speaker 2: Like, bro, you are on the what the fuck are
Speaker 2: you doing here?
Speaker 1: Yo? I mean when it's bring your daughter to work day,
Speaker 1: like you're what you're gonna argue with.
Speaker 2: That bring your daughter and get merk Day.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Uh. This one so reasons to be hopeful.
Speaker 1: This one is written by David Kope, who scripted the
Speaker 1: original Jurassic Park. I like that it will include the
Speaker 1: rafting sequence that was in the original book and got
Speaker 1: cut from the nineteen ninety three movie. But it's it's fun.
Speaker 1: It's the most like theme park ride of a franchise,
Speaker 1: like moment of a franchise that feels like it was
Speaker 1: designed to be a theme park ride.
Speaker 3: Well right, because the story was like the like the
Speaker 3: ride even came before. If Spielberg figured out the movie, yeah,
Speaker 3: he's like, and this scene could be a ride, and
Speaker 3: that's why we have the raft ride, Jurassic Park raft
Speaker 3: Ride because of this scene that didn't make it.
Speaker 2: I'm I saw, I'm I like.
Speaker 3: I love Jurassic Park. I do not like the Chris
Speaker 3: Pratt Jurassic Parks like I don't. It's just it got
Speaker 3: way too weird. When he's like the raptor whisper, I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm not here for this. I'm here to see people
Speaker 3: fucking around and finding out. Yes, like, because that was
Speaker 3: the basis of what Michael Crichton was getting at not
Speaker 3: like and then they will be our fucking homies.
Speaker 2: We will ride off, we will ride them like horses.
Speaker 1: Also, Scar Johnson has boy sidekick, and that sidekick man sidekick.
Speaker 1: His name is Jason something, but he's be Jason Bailey,
Speaker 1: and the way his name is being thrown around in
Speaker 1: coverage of this movie, it would suggest that I ought
Speaker 1: to know who that is. But anyway, he's playing a
Speaker 1: character that they say has mysterious ties to doctor Alan Grant,
Speaker 1: which some have interpreted to mean that he's playing the
Speaker 1: grown up version of that kid that Doctor Alan Grant
Speaker 1: traumatizes at the beginning of the first Drassic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, He's like, you mean like a six foot turkey and.
Speaker 3: Everyone's like hah, and then he like he's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: how about a buck fifty right now? He basically goes
Speaker 3: up and was like, yeah, he's going buck fifty on
Speaker 3: your fucking belly, Like this.
Speaker 1: Shit, it's gonna all slide out in sidey ship, crying
Speaker 1: out your mommy's name.
Speaker 3: That I was like trying to figure out if that
Speaker 3: person had a name that that wit Hertford, who is
Speaker 3: the actor that played that child h that character just
Speaker 3: called volunteer Boy.
Speaker 1: Volunteer boy. We actually interviewed him on Cracks a while back.
Speaker 1: We're whit Hertford. Yeah, wit wit Hertford. I will say that. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm on board, like Jaws being my favorite movie,
Speaker 1: Jurassic Park up there. I am into the idea of
Speaker 1: a Jurassic Park franchise. I think they severely biffed the
Speaker 1: last one. But like, all you need was dinosaurs, but
Speaker 1: now they live amongst us and like this is just
Speaker 1: the thing that they have to overcome, is that they
Speaker 1: used the good dinosaurs in the first movie and now
Speaker 1: they keep having to be like we actually did like
Speaker 1: a genetic modification where we took like the two scariest
Speaker 1: dinosaurs and here's like a made up dinosaur that we
Speaker 1: just made up for this movie, And isn't that cool?
Speaker 1: And it's like, no, that's actually less interesting. That's the dinosaurs.
Speaker 2: I grew up obsessing about seeing them come to life.
Speaker 2: That's the matter.
Speaker 1: That's what I want to see, not your made up
Speaker 1: bullshit that if that, if I want to see your
Speaker 1: made up bullshit, I'll go see Avatar.
Speaker 2: You know, like you're drunk, Avatar, go home?
Speaker 1: Ay, fuck you, Avatar.
Speaker 2: You're drunk you avatar. Yeah, well, I mean, go go ahead.
Speaker 3: At least this version, it doesn't look like anyone's above
Speaker 3: getting their shit bit by a fucking dinosaur, whereas like
Speaker 3: with the Chrispress, like Chris Pratt ain't fucking going nowhere,
Speaker 3: And that's why those movies are boring to watch, like
Speaker 3: there's no real sense of danger in those.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, anyways, I do think that there will be
Speaker 1: flying dinosaurs, there will be water dinosaurs. So not think
Speaker 1: it's it's there, it's in there, it's in the trailer.
Speaker 2: I like when I see a trailer and I can't instantly.
Speaker 1: Go yeah, it is just wild that there's a child.
Speaker 1: I know. It's like if at the end of Jaws
Speaker 1: they were like And unfortunately we lost child care this weekend,
Speaker 1: so I do have to bring my son with us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: on the boat.
Speaker 3: Here's my niece, n man, how old is she four?
Speaker 3: But she's got she got the mind of a six
Speaker 3: year old man.
Speaker 1: She'll be all right, and she's a hacker. That is
Speaker 1: what would have happened to John in Jaws if it
Speaker 1: were remade today. My six year old niece is coming
Speaker 1: on the boat with us. But it's okay. She's a hacker.
Speaker 2: What do you think happens?
Speaker 3: Like she's stowed away and they're like, holy shit, girl,
Speaker 3: why you can't be here?
Speaker 1: A little girl has to.
Speaker 3: Be And then she got to have something in that
Speaker 3: backpack that will be some kind of like da sex
Speaker 3: Machino kind of like she's gonna have to save the
Speaker 3: day because there's no way that they can just add
Speaker 3: the child for suspense, Like the kid is gonna have
Speaker 3: to be some kind of plot device too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for sure. Or it's just a child someone
Speaker 1: who looks like a child, but it gets eaten just
Speaker 1: right away, like fucking anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then they're like, what'd you think this was? This
Speaker 2: Jurassic Parker?
Speaker 1: That is I mean the fact that Jaws eats a child,
Speaker 1: like explodes a child like a fucking water balloon in
Speaker 1: the first like half hour of that movie. Yeah, is
Speaker 1: pretty like that that is effective. I'll say that does
Speaker 1: make you say, wow, this movie is going to do
Speaker 1: whatever it wants. I think.
Speaker 3: And also it reinforces how, you know how tenuous our
Speaker 3: safety is. You know that it's not guaranteed, and I
Speaker 3: think when you do, I think that's why shows that
Speaker 3: do that end up becoming more popular like Sopranos or
Speaker 3: Game of Thrones, and they're like, bro, just because y'all
Speaker 3: like this person doesn't mean the fucking the hand of
Speaker 3: God can't come down and take them away like any
Speaker 3: of us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you.
Speaker 3: Want that ship where you feel safe with the main characters, look,
Speaker 3: they've they've got plenty of movies for you.
Speaker 1: There. Let's take a quick break and will be right back.
Speaker 1: And we're bad.
Speaker 2: We're bad.
Speaker 1: After learning some disturbing things about the film Pineapple.
Speaker 2: That's pretty normal.
Speaker 3: The jack didn't realize that sth Rogan was dating a
Speaker 3: young Amber heard, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's wild. I did not realize I saw it.
Speaker 1: But then I guess that's on me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you go. I still think James Franco is.
Speaker 1: Cool, though everybody needs to chill out about Franco.
Speaker 2: Said Rogan.
Speaker 1: Dude, look how hard Franco works.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know some there with there. You know, there
Speaker 2: were dudes in acting classes like that for like do
Speaker 2: the way James Franco like approaches the art.
Speaker 3: Oh anyway, what about the super Bowlah?
Speaker 2: Oh, did you see how the tickets are bottoming out
Speaker 2: in price right now?
Speaker 1: The Super Bowl tickets novels. Yeah, what are we looking at?
Speaker 2: They said the price for tickets dipped like fifty eight percent.
Speaker 3: Like on resale, Like what they used to get is
Speaker 3: not like tickets that were like in the fifty thousands
Speaker 3: are in the twenty thousands now, and like other tickets,
Speaker 3: like the cheapest tickets you can get are mere thousands
Speaker 3: of dollars rather than tens of thousands.
Speaker 1: Damn in Trump's America.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think, if anything, that's probably an indication
Speaker 3: about the economy too.
Speaker 1: I don't have heard it's the economy. And the person
Speaker 1: who told me that called me stupid as well.
Speaker 2: Or our chiefs. Fans just like broke from having to
Speaker 2: go to the Super Bowl every.
Speaker 1: It's like, man, I mean, but they shouldn't be Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe they're broke. They shouldn't be unexcited because they have
Speaker 1: a chance to treeing, which has never happened before. That
Speaker 1: would be wild, be like next level, like put the
Speaker 1: Patriots to shame. Dude. So it was just announced that
Speaker 1: Donald Trump will be attending the Super Bowl on Sunday,
Speaker 1: which is going to be the first US president to
Speaker 1: do so. But what the fuck does he care? It's
Speaker 1: not like he's got anything else going on.
Speaker 2: He's the first president to go to a super Bowl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there weirding the super Bowl. That does seem weird, right, It.
Speaker 2: Seems like the most America shit ever.
Speaker 1: Wow. There was that movie like Black Sunday about like
Speaker 1: a terror attack had a Super Bowl. Maybe that freaked
Speaker 1: everybody out and they were like not on my watch, Pat.
Speaker 3: I tried reading that book as a kid, because I
Speaker 3: remember the Covey had like a Zeppelin Opplin over.
Speaker 1: The super Bowl thing and all that is intriguing my pay.
Speaker 3: Grade as like a with my reading ability because I
Speaker 3: might I remember my dad had.
Speaker 2: It or something, and I just being like, I'm just
Speaker 2: going to power through, even though I don't know if
Speaker 2: sixty percent of the words mean.
Speaker 1: So you gotta assume that security is going to be
Speaker 1: super tight, right. They had already established an enhanced security
Speaker 1: zone right in New Orleans after the terror attack from
Speaker 1: uh New Year's Day, which means they're they're like, you're
Speaker 1: going to be You're gonna try to bring it to
Speaker 1: Bourbon Street. You're going to be drowning in a sea
Speaker 1: of blue. Yeah, not hurricanes, in a sea of blue.
Speaker 1: Police officers bluem not.
Speaker 2: Blue corosyle that's being spilled out of oddly shaped cocktail cups.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that too, But so it's like a two way pitch.
Speaker 2: It's it was a double antender.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, as they say down south. If that wasn't
Speaker 1: intense enough, the Department of Energy will be flying helicopters
Speaker 1: around to monitor radiation as a security precaution to like,
Speaker 1: you know, just raise the specter of a nuclear warhead
Speaker 1: going off.
Speaker 3: You got people's populous shoo baby, how will they go
Speaker 3: along with giving up their rights if they're like you do?
Speaker 2: Those helicopters are for autum bamb.
Speaker 1: But we actually don't even need to be doing that
Speaker 1: because all coolers are going to be banned from the zone.
Speaker 2: So I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Cool So they turned the French Quarter, which is obviously
Speaker 3: a focal point of revelry and debauchery in the city
Speaker 3: of New Orleans. They're making that like an area that's
Speaker 3: like locked down. And but part of that is you
Speaker 3: cannot bring a cooler into there.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm yeah, yeah, yeah, no coolers. Uh oh. You
Speaker 1: will be discouraged from bringing standard backpacks, large purses, suitcases,
Speaker 1: fanny packs, large shopping bags, and camera bags into the
Speaker 1: area discouraged.
Speaker 3: Oh see, so basically otherwise it will be checked. Like
Speaker 3: so if you have that, it's going to get searched.
Speaker 3: But they don't want you to bring that. But they're
Speaker 3: saying outright, no backpacks and no fucking coolers.
Speaker 1: No coolers at all. You will not be allowed to
Speaker 1: bring a cooler, which people are pointing out, is okay,
Speaker 1: you know like that it's sounds like you want, you
Speaker 1: want to keep it safe for our president, but guns
Speaker 1: are going to be allowed. The enhanced security zone won't
Speaker 1: stop you from like they will be searching your large purses,
Speaker 1: your suitcases, your fanny pack, you could be a suitcase
Speaker 1: and yeah, exactly, And when they find that you have
Speaker 1: like five handguns in there, they will move that to
Speaker 1: the side to see if there's anything else dangerous in there,
Speaker 1: anything more dangerous, right, Okay, okay, like the same that
Speaker 1: I always assumed they were looking for in a situation
Speaker 1: like that is allowed. They're like, he's a gun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a gun, because you probably go in you
Speaker 3: see like a checkpoint and you're like, bro, I don't
Speaker 3: want to cause a scene, but I'm guessing I can't
Speaker 3: bring my gun through here, right, And They're like why, yeah, no, no,
Speaker 3: you're good, but that's cooler for America.
Speaker 2: Put the fucking cooler down.
Speaker 1: Put the cooler down.
Speaker 3: Which now when I see that, I'm like, cooler, Okay,
Speaker 3: that means alcohol. You can't bring your alcohol in, which
Speaker 3: is probably some shit about like this ain't no byob
Speaker 3: save yourself a buck. Shit, this is you will buy
Speaker 3: our fuck shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so the reasoning behind the gun thing. Louisiana now
Speaker 1: has a permitless carry law that they're very proud of
Speaker 1: that they passed last summer, and the police are like
Speaker 1: on board, you know, they this is Trump's America, where
Speaker 1: this is how we get down. And they claim that
Speaker 1: legally possessed firearms will not be restricted in the security
Speaker 1: zone and they will continue to follow the laws of
Speaker 1: our state and enforce them accordingly. Motherfucker. Obviously this is
Speaker 1: questionable because coolers are also legal to carry in other circumstances,
Speaker 1: but like they're being restricted.
Speaker 3: I can I know, I can bring a backpack into
Speaker 3: a school, right, but I can't bring a gun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I can't bring a backpack into here. But
Speaker 2: I can bring a gun.
Speaker 1: But you can't bring a gun because good guy with
Speaker 1: guns stop bad guy with gun or nuclear weapon, which
Speaker 1: won't be showing up anyways because we have helicopter scanning
Speaker 1: for them. And no cooler is the only thing that
Speaker 1: you're allowed to bring a nuclear weapon in with.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because someone couldn't put something in a suit out
Speaker 3: of whatever. This is so fucking here we are, folks.
Speaker 3: This is the absolute nonsensical enacting.
Speaker 2: Of our laws here.
Speaker 1: I mean, and even in the South, this law the like,
Speaker 1: and even outside of the Super Bowl is sixty three
Speaker 1: percent of Louisiana residents think it went too far to
Speaker 1: be like, Yeah, man, if you're over the age of eighteen,
Speaker 1: you can bring a gun wherever you want. So that's interesting.
Speaker 1: The city also recently held a buyback program swapping guns
Speaker 1: for PlayStation fives, so that I'm I'm always a fan
Speaker 1: of that.
Speaker 3: At least they're offering things people like, you know, it's
Speaker 3: not like, hey, come on down and come get your
Speaker 3: alf doll.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's our job creating you like, create more PlayStation fives,
Speaker 1: create people who are able to get them out there
Speaker 1: in exchange for guns.
Speaker 3: It's a win win for what if they did guns
Speaker 3: for healthcare, that will be cuts so fucked up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, look, bro, we got to try everything
Speaker 2: right now, what do you got?
Speaker 1: What do you got on you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What do you got?
Speaker 1: You got any HIV medication? Yeah?
Speaker 2: How many guns you got? Waits? Three shotguns for insulin unfortunately,
Speaker 2: So see you when you come back with two more shotguns, sir.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's what a strange time, What a strange time,
Speaker 1: strange time. Be alive, all right. Those are some of
Speaker 1: the things that are trending on this Wednesday, February fifth.
Speaker 1: We are back tomorrow with a whole last episode of
Speaker 1: the show. Until then, be kind to each other, be
Speaker 1: kind to yourselves, get your vaccines, get your flu shots,
Speaker 1: what you still can, don't do nothing about white supremacy,
Speaker 1: and we will talk to you all tomorrow. Bye bye,