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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of No

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Speaker 1: More Constrendtuition. That one courtesy of Banadian Silver on the discord.

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Speaker 1: My name is Jack O'Brien. That over there, well that

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Speaker 1: is mister Miles Brand.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm still here, still here.

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Speaker 1: Still here. You can get rid of me that easily.

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Speaker 1: There is no more constratution. We we complained about the

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Speaker 1: Constitution before, we said it was an outdated document that

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Speaker 1: needed some updating. And I hope you're happy. I hope

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Speaker 1: you're now we got everybody who ever criticized the Democrats,

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Speaker 1: everybody who ever criticized the Constitution, anyone who was ever

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Speaker 1: critical of corporations. I hope you're happy, because now look

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Speaker 1: at you. You you did this. Anyways, in d c

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Speaker 1: M yesterday, Donald Trump declared himself the King of Gaza. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: in so many words, the real state King of the Gaza.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, k BB in.

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Speaker 3: The building while Democrats were screaming about this, how this

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Speaker 3: is all bullshit at the Treasury Building, he was having

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Speaker 3: a press conference with bb net and Yahoo. And I'm

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Speaker 3: sure people have seen the headlines, and if not, this is.

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Speaker 2: Basically what he said.

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Speaker 3: He essentially said that the US was going to take

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Speaker 3: ownership of the Gaza strip and then that Trump he

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Speaker 3: would transform the devastated area into quote the riviera of

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Speaker 3: the Middle East, and obviously that would so basically he

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Speaker 3: just described like a really fancy ethnic cleansing process, but

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Speaker 3: with the you know, added benefit of you get the

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Speaker 3: riviera of the Middle East after.

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Speaker 1: All of these displaced Palestinians or in the name of

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Speaker 1: cool real estate opportunity for investors.

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Speaker 2: Is exactly exactly, exactly exactly this was.

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Speaker 3: It depends, Like it's funny how the news works because

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Speaker 3: Fox they will always have to yes, and Trump's improv

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Speaker 3: like like on Fox and Friends this morning, you're like,

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Speaker 3: this is actually fantastic. I mean, like the idea, like

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Speaker 3: there's nothing's working there and he's actually taking I think

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Speaker 3: Ingram was like he's taking ownership over a problem that

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Speaker 3: Other people were not as the happy about that, including

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Speaker 3: many of the people in the Middle East. Also, this

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Speaker 3: could have an effect on negotiations between Hamas and Israel

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Speaker 3: when you have the President US being like yeah, bro,

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Speaker 3: this is I don't know who they thinks that is,

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Speaker 3: this is going to be my new hotel golf course.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So yeah.

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Speaker 3: Even Lindsey Graham was like that, he would like, what

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Speaker 3: do you think? He said, We'll see what our Arab

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Speaker 3: friends say about that. I think most South Carolinians would

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Speaker 3: probably not be excited about sending Americans to take over Gaza.

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Speaker 3: I think that might be problematic, but I'll keep an

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Speaker 3: open mind.

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Speaker 2: What a sick of fan.

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Speaker 1: I like that he's you know, using words like problematic. Interesting.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well he's doing the thing that allows like media,

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Speaker 3: he just negates everything he says with.

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Speaker 2: But I'll keep an open mind.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't interesting during the press conference because he was like,

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Speaker 1: it's going to be the most gorgeous, most beautiful golf

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Speaker 1: obviously Palestinians still live in Gaza are what what if

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Speaker 1: they don't want to leave? He's like, why wouldn't they

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Speaker 1: want to leave? It's going to be like right after

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Speaker 1: talking about how awesome it was going to be, he's like,

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Speaker 1: we're going to take them. We're going to put them

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Speaker 1: in somewhere really cool and that's going to be really beautiful,

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Speaker 1: something wonderful. He's just up there, like the top headline

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Speaker 1: on the New York Times as we record this from

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Speaker 1: you know, twenty minutes ago. Is like Trump officials try

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Speaker 1: to walk back Gaza takeover comments. So his whole run

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Speaker 1: thus far, and it's only been a couple of weeks

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Speaker 1: has been Have you ever seen someone play basketball and

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Speaker 1: they just like pump fake thirty times in a row.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like, are you okay?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you are right, but like it's kind of effective

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeahs off putting, like he is this like

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Speaker 1: That is really And we do talk about, you know,

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Speaker 1: conspiracy theories around how all of this stuff, why all

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Speaker 1: of them get through and us age is no longer

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, this is what happens when again, a senile,

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Speaker 3: to just blast words out all the time. Like even

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Speaker 3: yesterday he was talking about quote obliterating Iran. He's like,

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Speaker 3: if I get assassinated, Iran will be obliterated, no questions asked.

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Speaker 2: They're fucking cooked.

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Speaker 1: And then today like a dead hand switch.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like he's just like they know, He's like I've

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Speaker 3: He's like, I've I've laid out instructions for what is

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Speaker 1: Also, the last person who almost took you out, like

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Speaker 1: because you were close to his house. Now it was

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Speaker 1: not taking orders from Iran. No, that's good is that

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Speaker 1: in a country where everybody has a gun, and we'll

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So he then wrote on truth he said, quote,

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Speaker 3: but one that cannot have a nuclear weapon. Reports that

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Speaker 3: the United States, working in conjunction with Israel, is going

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Speaker 1: Full So you just said that, you what.

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Speaker 2: Do you mean? You that's your own war? So you

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Speaker 2: all right, motherfucker?

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Speaker 1: Wait, were you just quoting your own shit? Yeah, when

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Speaker 1: you said quote, was that because you were quoting yourself? Anyway?

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Speaker 2: There he is.

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Speaker 3: So yes, it's the discontinues and now we'll see what

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Speaker 3: he's going to do. I mean there are any people

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Speaker 3: celebrating like I mean, like you know, the Zionists who

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Speaker 3: Like they took Trump's words to be like, oh, we

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Speaker 1: So cleansing, ethnic cleansing. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's cleansing like

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Speaker 1: it's clean like a Disney resort. That's what you meant

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Speaker 1: by cleansing, Yeah, exactly, exactly. Yeah, he announced that he's

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Speaker 1: according to the BBC. But yeah, again, you know, there's

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Speaker 2: Like the it's yeah, it's just all of this shit.

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Speaker 3: Like you look at the you know, because like when

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Speaker 3: Like the volume of deportations hasn't gone up, so they're

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Speaker 3: Day one, he's gone and done it. He's gone and

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Speaker 3: it's like so much of this, like I mean, just

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Wait, you didn't say anything, that's right. I told you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't want that, you don't want it with me.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 2: Well I didn't do anything.

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Speaker 1: He didn't even give me anything. He's just saying that

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Speaker 1: as he walks away from them a pretty rapid clip.

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Speaker 2: You're talking to me. No, wait, okay, well, uh I.

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Speaker 1: Don't know how to transition to Jurassic World Rebirth's.

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Speaker 2: Just be honest, Just be honest. I think that was

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Speaker 2: not I don't know how.

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Speaker 1: To all right, how do we transition from the Trump

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Speaker 1: administration's many world many I find dominating things to Jurassic

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Speaker 1: World rebirth? Yeah, Miles, much as white supremacy, And no,

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Speaker 1: that's our much as the Trump reign. The Third Reich

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Speaker 1: has been reborn under Donald Trump after a mere four

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Speaker 1: year absence. So has Jurassic World been rebirth at the

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Speaker 2: Flawless, flawless has been rebirth has been rebirthed?

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's actually less three years after the supposed end

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Speaker 1: of the Jurassic era. The Jurassic World slash park series

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Speaker 1: is being rebooted with Jurassic World Rebirth, the seventh installment

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Speaker 1: in the franchise. And the first trailer just dropped, and yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's this one. Seems like it's Scarlett Johansson trying to

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Speaker 1: extract dino DNA as part of a medical breakthrough.

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Speaker 3: I've waited, I've never heard this hold on now, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: extracting dino DNA for groundbreaking breakthrough.

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Speaker 1: Yes, but this one medical on which I kind of hate.

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Speaker 1: I don't like it when they're like, this is gonna

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Speaker 1: cure migrain headaches.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, or I remember, yeah, they're like all degenerative brain conditions,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, is this like a big pharma bend

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Speaker 1: So they're doing this for big pharma? Cool? What a

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Speaker 1: noble reason. At least an avatar too. They knew that

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Speaker 1: the people who were doing that were the bad guys,

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Speaker 1: but unfortunately the key to get this DNA is on

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Speaker 1: yet another dinosaur filled island full of species that were

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Speaker 1: actually so these ones were This is the island where

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Speaker 1: they kept the ones that were like too dangerous.

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Speaker 2: That island.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're going to that island.

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Speaker 2: Sign me up for this movie, Miles.

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Speaker 1: They're bringing a child for some reason. I don't know why.

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Speaker 1: The trailer child there for some reason. We don't know.

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Speaker 3: Why couldn't look more like a child, like with how

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Speaker 2: Like, bro, you are on the what the fuck are

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Speaker 2: you doing here?

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Speaker 2: We will ride off, we will ride them like horses.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you.

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Speaker 3: The jack didn't realize that sth Rogan was dating a

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Speaker 2: Oh, did you see how the tickets are bottoming out

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Speaker 1: Damn in Trump's America.

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Speaker 1: So you gotta assume that security is going to be

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Speaker 2: Blue corosyle that's being spilled out of oddly shaped cocktail cups.

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Speaker 1: But we actually don't even need to be doing that

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Speaker 1: your suitcases, your fanny pack, you could be a suitcase

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Speaker 1: and yeah, exactly, And when they find that you have

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Speaker 1: like five handguns in there, they will move that to

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Speaker 1: the side to see if there's anything else dangerous in there,

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Speaker 1: anything more dangerous, right, Okay, okay, like the same that

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Speaker 1: I always assumed they were looking for in a situation

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Speaker 1: like that is allowed. They're like, he's a gun.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a gun, because you probably go in you

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Speaker 3: see like a checkpoint and you're like, bro, I don't

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Speaker 3: want to cause a scene, but I'm guessing I can't

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Speaker 3: bring my gun through here, right, And They're like why, yeah, no, no,

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Speaker 3: you're good, but that's cooler for America.

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Speaker 2: Put the fucking cooler down.

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Speaker 1: Put the cooler down.

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Speaker 3: Which now when I see that, I'm like, cooler, Okay,

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Speaker 3: that means alcohol. You can't bring your alcohol in, which

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Speaker 3: is probably some shit about like this ain't no byob

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Speaker 3: save yourself a buck. Shit, this is you will buy

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Speaker 3: our fuck shit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so the reasoning behind the gun thing. Louisiana now

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Speaker 1: has a permitless carry law that they're very proud of

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Speaker 1: that they passed last summer, and the police are like

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Speaker 1: on board, you know, they this is Trump's America, where

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Speaker 1: this is how we get down. And they claim that

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Speaker 1: legally possessed firearms will not be restricted in the security

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Speaker 1: zone and they will continue to follow the laws of

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Speaker 1: our state and enforce them accordingly. Motherfucker. Obviously this is

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Speaker 1: questionable because coolers are also legal to carry in other circumstances,

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Speaker 1: but like they're being restricted.

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Speaker 3: I can I know, I can bring a backpack into

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Speaker 3: a school, right, but I can't bring a gun.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I can't bring a backpack into here. But

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Speaker 2: I can bring a gun.

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Speaker 1: But you can't bring a gun because good guy with

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Speaker 1: guns stop bad guy with gun or nuclear weapon, which

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Speaker 1: won't be showing up anyways because we have helicopter scanning

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Speaker 1: for them. And no cooler is the only thing that

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Speaker 1: you're allowed to bring a nuclear weapon in with.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because someone couldn't put something in a suit out

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Speaker 3: of whatever. This is so fucking here we are, folks.

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Speaker 3: This is the absolute nonsensical enacting.

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Speaker 2: Of our laws here.

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Speaker 1: I mean, and even in the South, this law the like,

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Speaker 1: and even outside of the Super Bowl is sixty three

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Speaker 1: percent of Louisiana residents think it went too far to

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Speaker 1: be like, Yeah, man, if you're over the age of eighteen,

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Speaker 1: you can bring a gun wherever you want. So that's interesting.

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Speaker 1: The city also recently held a buyback program swapping guns

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Speaker 1: for PlayStation fives, so that I'm I'm always a fan

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Speaker 1: of that.

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Speaker 3: At least they're offering things people like, you know, it's

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Speaker 3: not like, hey, come on down and come get your

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Speaker 3: alf doll.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's our job creating you like, create more PlayStation fives,

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Speaker 1: create people who are able to get them out there

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Speaker 1: in exchange for guns.

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Speaker 3: It's a win win for what if they did guns

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Speaker 3: for healthcare, that will be cuts so fucked up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, look, bro, we got to try everything

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Speaker 2: right now, what do you got?

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Speaker 1: What do you got on you? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: What do you got?

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Speaker 1: You got any HIV medication? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: How many guns you got? Waits? Three shotguns for insulin unfortunately,

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Speaker 2: So see you when you come back with two more shotguns, sir.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. It's what a strange time, What a strange time,

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Speaker 1: strange time. Be alive, all right. Those are some of

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Speaker 1: the things that are trending on this Wednesday, February fifth.

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Speaker 1: We are back tomorrow with a whole last episode of

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Speaker 1: the show. Until then, be kind to each other, be

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Speaker 1: kind to yourselves, get your vaccines, get your flu shots,

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Speaker 1: what you still can, don't do nothing about white supremacy,

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Speaker 1: and we will talk to you all tomorrow. Bye bye,