Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2: I'm just I have the first season stuck in my head.
Speaker 1: I think this is white people. Yeah, well there's like that.
Speaker 1: I think the whole score kind of has that whole
Speaker 1: like mouth yeah, bird, I call it bird.
Speaker 2: What we call this music is mouth bird.
Speaker 1: White guy who doesn't know music. That's like it's like mouth.
Speaker 2: Singing. Yuh yeah, yeah, I guess that is like, you know,
Speaker 2: like pretty like a bird, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, I don't.
Speaker 2: Did you see that French girl trying to pronounce burger
Speaker 2: belle gale.
Speaker 1: Oh, that that's an old clips, like you come there,
Speaker 1: you can guess she's bail Gale, be gear ber gear biger.
Speaker 1: It's like so.
Speaker 2: Snoomid and it stop saying bail Gale all weekend.
Speaker 1: That clip operates on the same viral like sort of
Speaker 1: engine as Hoctua, but on the more innocent side of
Speaker 1: the spectrum. It's like cute girl doing a thing and dude,
Speaker 1: the way she tried to say metode.
Speaker 2: I don't need her to be cute and anyway, I
Speaker 2: just need that.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to react everything the binary.
Speaker 2: Why am I watching this? Dude's everything's not cute? Bro ship.
Speaker 1: It's into two columns. Should I want to fuck? And
Speaker 1: should I don't want to fuck? Because it's so fucking sick?
Speaker 2: Right right, it's just tight. Hello the Internet, and welcome
Speaker 2: to this episode of Guys the Edition Bear gear bel
Speaker 2: Gale Biller Dear, I could really go for a bail Gel.
Speaker 1: You come there, you combeil. She should have just hit
Speaker 1: that ship like Laria Baldwin. Yo. Right, my friend was
Speaker 1: saying that Baldwin's show it starts to humanize Alec Baldwin.
Speaker 2: Wait, he has reality show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called The Baldwins. I was with somebody like, sorry,
Speaker 1: I gotta get back. I gotta I gotta watch the Baldwins.
Speaker 1: I'm watching that ship. I'm like, how fucked up is it? Loudia.
Speaker 1: They're like, yo, she's They're like, you feel bad for
Speaker 1: Alec Baldwan because of her watching the show, although the
Speaker 1: show is completely meant to be you know, rehab because
Speaker 1: of the rust shooting. Anyway, just in aside, because the
Speaker 1: word cucumbert came up to combail anyway, go go google
Speaker 1: burger French pronunciation if you don't know what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: There's so many versions of people and if that game
Speaker 1: is so funny, like it's funny when you see people
Speaker 1: trying like fruit for the pronunciations like rether, like just anything. Anyway,
Speaker 1: this makes sense to I'm sure everybody.
Speaker 2: Uh my name is Jack. That over there's Miles. Is
Speaker 2: the episode where we did I say, did I get
Speaker 2: those right? Did I say I'm jacking your miles? Or
Speaker 2: did I get them backwards? That's impossible to say. This
Speaker 2: is the episode where we let you, guys get to
Speaker 2: know us a little bit better while telling you what
Speaker 2: was trending over the weekend. First, uh, we open up
Speaker 2: with a little overrated, a little underrated, Miles. You want
Speaker 2: to start us off with a something you think is overrated?
Speaker 1: Overrated is overra fucking just deboned chicken that you buy
Speaker 1: at the store. Stop stop stop it. I feel like
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan, Okay, as I as I've become really into
Speaker 1: unit pricing when I go to the grocery store and
Speaker 1: you know, you really look and you're like, damn, bro,
Speaker 1: I'm paying a premium for that, like for things to
Speaker 1: be sectioned butchered, de bub or whatever. And I had
Speaker 1: to really I had to really think, like I'm looking
Speaker 1: at a lot of Japanese recipes, like because I cook
Speaker 1: a ton, and so much of this stuff is sort
Speaker 1: of built around the way people used to do things,
Speaker 1: Like you had a whole chicken that you bought, so
Speaker 1: you would have bones to make a stock, you would
Speaker 1: have skin to render the fat out to make your
Speaker 1: other shit even more tasty, rather than like just buying
Speaker 1: a chicken breast. So I've been buying like, at times
Speaker 1: a full unbuchered chicken. Other times sections like because I
Speaker 1: love making chicken thighs, but I need to have that
Speaker 1: fucking skin on, and you're you're not paying, like when
Speaker 1: you'd only sell boneless, skinless chicken thighs, So I buy
Speaker 1: the fucking regular legs, and I fucking I just butcher
Speaker 1: that shit.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean again, is the first part
Speaker 2: of your recipe raise a chicken to maturity? Like?
Speaker 1: Is that? It is?
Speaker 2: That? How is what raise a chicken to maturity? Is
Speaker 2: like step one of the recipe?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, exactly right, three children time your three
Speaker 1: children's berths to line up with the harvests is step two.
Speaker 1: But like no, but in that sense, like buying a chicken,
Speaker 1: a there's like there's so many benefits, it's cheaper. I
Speaker 1: know not everyone has the time, but it's like one
Speaker 1: of those things with repetition, you get better, you get faster,
Speaker 1: you begin to understand the things you work with better,
Speaker 1: and you have I don't know, I just have more ideas.
Speaker 1: So also when I look at how much more it costs,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm also saving a ton of money
Speaker 1: by not buying, like like if you want a thigh
Speaker 1: by like a by like the quarters and you get
Speaker 1: all this other shit.
Speaker 2: Just got to do a little little.
Speaker 1: Bit of knife fork. It ain't crazy, it's not crazy,
Speaker 1: and then you can make stocks and shit. So just
Speaker 1: looking at that.
Speaker 2: I will butcher that shit in the colloaqu wheel sense
Speaker 2: in all, I.
Speaker 1: Would love to see you try and deepoat like chicken.
Speaker 2: Yeah I have it is not gone. Well, I'm just
Speaker 2: like leave the bone on the bone, fine, And I
Speaker 2: get it.
Speaker 1: It's it's a thing unless if you like the process,
Speaker 1: I can't recommend it enough. And also when you think
Speaker 1: about how much more you're paying, it's like a little
Speaker 1: bit like a fuck, this is actually a better deal.
Speaker 2: Yeah nice? All right? Overrated for me is my morning routine. Apparently,
Speaker 2: have you seen the fitness influencer who's like going by
Speaker 2: his morning past.
Speaker 1: Black dude who welcome at four am, Yes.
Speaker 2: Who wakes up at three, like twenty eight in the morning.
Speaker 2: Fake his morning routine that is involves multiple ice baths
Speaker 2: like just he has like bottle service constantly for Sarah
Speaker 2: Sarah Toga spring.
Speaker 1: This is going in the video episode. We're gonna have
Speaker 1: to We're gonna have to frame by frame this one
Speaker 1: because the wild like he's got the mouth tape plus nose,
Speaker 1: Like when he wakes up, he wakes up with his
Speaker 1: mouth with tape on his mouth, so much ice water face.
Speaker 2: So many face dunks, which I might have to start
Speaker 2: doing that. That's kind of fun, sir.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. This is like one of those things when
Speaker 1: like white people do this and they're like, I'm it's
Speaker 1: all because I drink this collagen milkshake in the marking, Like, bro,
Speaker 1: this is your genetics. It's not because you're freezing your
Speaker 1: fucking face in ice water. Right, Sorry, stop acting like
Speaker 1: that's why you have no wrinkles.
Speaker 2: There's one great moment where he jumps into a pool,
Speaker 2: like so each each thing is like three twenty eight,
Speaker 2: wake up, three thirty, take the mouth tape off, you know,
Speaker 2: three forty three first bottle of Saratoga's Brainwater. There's one
Speaker 2: point where he jumps into like it shows him jump
Speaker 2: in slow motion into a dive over a like hotel
Speaker 2: pool that is way too small for him to be
Speaker 2: diving like this into.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then cut to like like five minutes later,
Speaker 2: and it's like him going into the water. The leap
Speaker 2: has taken five minutes. It's pretty impressive. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, this this caused me to re
Speaker 2: evaluate my morning routine, and I think I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: it sucks shit my morning routine. Like I I wake
Speaker 2: up and fight a like forty five minute to one
Speaker 2: hour battle with coziness where like I don't want to
Speaker 2: get out of my cozy bed, Like I wait, I
Speaker 2: wake up early, like my body wakes me up, and
Speaker 2: I'm just like, so I like stay in bed until
Speaker 2: I can no longer justify being in.
Speaker 1: Bed eyes and pretend sleep.
Speaker 2: I do pretend, And then my kids usually come in
Speaker 2: and want to snuggle, and so I snuggle with them and.
Speaker 1: And then you're like, well I'm snuggling. I mean like this,
Speaker 1: then why this.
Speaker 2: Is this is going to pay off years from now.
Speaker 2: This is skin to skin. They're eight and six and
Speaker 2: then uh yeah, so until I can no longer justify
Speaker 2: being in bed. I then I get up and then
Speaker 2: like immediately get into a warm shower and like fight
Speaker 2: another battle with like getting out of the warm, wonderful
Speaker 2: shower into the cold, cruel warning air. You know, I
Speaker 2: don't I have coffee in the morning. I don't really
Speaker 2: eat much in the morning. He like has a prepared
Speaker 2: everything's being prepared for him off camera, and it's just
Speaker 2: like handed to him, including his bottled water a lot
Speaker 2: of times. And one of his things is he eats
Speaker 2: a banana and then rubs it on his face.
Speaker 1: Skin careful. I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't consume anything and rub any any of its
Speaker 2: byproducts on my face, Like.
Speaker 1: I'll eed some greasy shit and then I'm like wiping
Speaker 1: it all over my cheeks right at my wrist.
Speaker 2: And that's why you look so good.
Speaker 1: That's my secret. That's why I have this nice band
Speaker 1: of tight skin along my mouth where I rubbed food grease. Yeah.
Speaker 2: That one takeaway is I'm going to uh start consuming
Speaker 2: three gallons of Saratoga spring water every morning before eight
Speaker 2: o'clock and uh, and and shaping my mouth closed like
Speaker 2: I'm in a hostage situation.
Speaker 1: Like and also you have you have this weird purple
Speaker 1: accent lighting all the time?
Speaker 2: I do? Do you always have, always have bisexual lighting
Speaker 2: as it's been got sexual lighting? Yeah, yeah, I gotta
Speaker 2: have that or.
Speaker 1: Else it's nothing, or else you're not. You have to
Speaker 1: be euphoria adjacent.
Speaker 2: So much journaling is happening on his end.
Speaker 1: What about these guys? Are he like journals and then
Speaker 1: like reflects on the.
Speaker 2: Journal, reflect on the journal five minutes later, shut.
Speaker 1: The fuck because this guy's a life gurg. He's like
Speaker 1: a life coach that's like a philosopher month and former
Speaker 1: Alkhorn State University football player.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, if if this is all it takes,
Speaker 2: he does push ups out on like a balcony overlooking
Speaker 2: the city. Yeah, kind of takes some time to reminisce
Speaker 2: about how he runs this town. And then yeah, it's
Speaker 2: just being driven everywhere. Uh, it's a it's a wild video.
Speaker 2: If you haven't seen it, highly recommend grow bullshit.
Speaker 1: But yeah, well we're gonna have to break this down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll have to break it down.
Speaker 1: It's too it's too absurd, and like I think, just
Speaker 1: speaks to everything that's wrong with us.
Speaker 2: Yeah or right, Yeah, it speaks to everything that's wrong
Speaker 2: with me because I'm not doing this shit and that's
Speaker 2: me fucking.
Speaker 1: Up and that's but that's what this fucking content is
Speaker 1: meant to do to people, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's meant to preserve this idea that we are not
Speaker 1: capable enough as we are to do things like we
Speaker 1: have to we have to achieve this other level of
Speaker 1: existence to do even like the most basic things like function.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm unhappy because I don't get up at
Speaker 1: three thirty in the morning and do push ups.
Speaker 2: Like that's right, Okay, I don't know about at night.
Speaker 1: You know what, Jack, maybe this maybe this next week
Speaker 1: we should once we look at the video, we should
Speaker 1: attempt to do this. Yeah, and then see But then
Speaker 1: you're missing the part where you lose it on your
Speaker 1: kids because you're so under you're not tied, and I'm
Speaker 1: so fucking tired, and you have the wherewithal to even
Speaker 1: be patient as No, let's try fall asleep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no way I could get out about it
Speaker 2: three twenty eight for anything other than like I don't know,
Speaker 2: an alarm going.
Speaker 1: Literally, yeah, it would have to be like an evacuation
Speaker 1: order because my house is burning down.
Speaker 2: I mean, I wasn't gonna say anything, but that's really
Speaker 2: what it would take. And even then I might just
Speaker 2: be like, m mmm, not this time.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Pretty cozy, pretty cozy in here.
Speaker 2: What is something, Miles do you think is underrated?
Speaker 1: Okay? I'm just all of my own my over unders
Speaker 1: all based on like thinking about tariffs, thinking about food prices,
Speaker 1: thinking about the future.
Speaker 2: Miles is in his food era.
Speaker 1: I'm in my food bag. I'm in my grocery bag,
Speaker 1: if you will. Another thing, though, too, is without realizing
Speaker 1: and this is the This is why I'd say it's underrated,
Speaker 1: how easily we get produce and making us think that
Speaker 1: we live in a year like a world of year
Speaker 1: round harvests where it's like there's always blueberries, there's always
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. And then I'm like, isn't this shit season,
Speaker 1: like like wondering because I was Yoder a few months ago.
Speaker 1: I'm like where the fuck? I'm like, is there a
Speaker 1: blueberry shortage? Something's going on? And then I'm like, they're
Speaker 1: not in fucking season asshole, that's why. But you're out
Speaker 1: here because you're used to seeing them all the time.
Speaker 1: You think they are fucking they are just ready to
Speaker 1: eat year round. No, they are coming from abroad. That's
Speaker 1: why we have these things. So that's another. And then
Speaker 1: I'm like, why is it so expensive? And then you realize, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm buying out of seasoned fruit, and then in my
Speaker 1: mind sort of forcing it to be like this is normal,
Speaker 1: this is normal. So I think it's really underrated how
Speaker 1: that thinking can take over us. And now I'm very
Speaker 1: much into thinking about seasonal fruits and understanding why because like,
Speaker 1: because dude, the farmer's market. You know how much a
Speaker 1: fucking Fuji apple cost at the farmers market yesterday?
Speaker 2: Right now?
Speaker 1: One fucking farmers market apple?
Speaker 2: Hi? I mean how much could an apple cost? Miles?
Speaker 2: How much? Seven dollars the most I think I would
Speaker 2: pay for on Apple on probably like a dollar two
Speaker 2: dollars for a Fuji apple for not even like the
Speaker 2: best it was.
Speaker 1: I mean, the ship was sweet as fun. I mean
Speaker 1: like when I was like, oh are you Fuji? Are
Speaker 1: you Fujika? Big foods big foods fan, not a big
Speaker 1: Apple fan, generally, so I don't I don't claim to
Speaker 1: have one I eat Fuji because I think that's just
Speaker 1: like some misplaced like Japanese ship.
Speaker 2: There was a no all right, So I am going
Speaker 2: to give you one spoiler for White Lotus because I'm
Speaker 2: caught up and you are still.
Speaker 1: Just the way the one brother was looking at the
Speaker 1: other I saw the first episode. I said with.
Speaker 2: Them, one spoiler is there's a part where a character
Speaker 2: is eating a red delicious apple, just a giant, red
Speaker 2: delicious apple. That was violence. I was like, what what
Speaker 2: is this? Like people pay attention to, like the ship
Speaker 2: that they consume. They're like, what what's this character reading?
Speaker 2: What's this character's eating what appears to be just a
Speaker 2: giant red delicious apple, look like what delicious and every
Speaker 2: other apple.
Speaker 1: It's the subtext, Jack, that's the subtext. But then you
Speaker 1: but then then I'm talking to I'm like, damn, shit's expensive.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, it's just kind of it is what
Speaker 1: it is. And I'm trying to go direct, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, like cut out the middleman and buy
Speaker 1: from a farm. But then also like there's levels to
Speaker 1: that ship too, because someone who's pulling up at a
Speaker 1: farmer's market in certain parts of LA. Like they're already
Speaker 1: being foolish with their prices.
Speaker 2: So I might go two dollars for honey crisp, not
Speaker 2: even honey crisp. I don't think i'd even do two
Speaker 2: dollars for maybe like cosmic crisp, or like a really
Speaker 2: good like.
Speaker 1: What's that one that's like super like engineered to be sweet?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were talking about one or whatever. Yeah, something
Speaker 2: like one that's like almost too sweet. Like if shit
Speaker 2: comes in a box, then fine, right, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. But like if I'm just doing some noosy
Speaker 2: shit like Turn of the Century in New York, just
Speaker 2: grabbing it off the apple cut, yeah, and then being
Speaker 2: chased around by a guy with a broom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm polishing it on that I keep throwing
Speaker 1: it off my elbow, Like.
Speaker 2: That's my underrate, is popping up apples off your elbow,
Speaker 2: having it fly.
Speaker 1: Causing a car wreck.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Because of this, I thought peaches were bad, Like I
Speaker 2: was so ignorant of like I just stopped paying attention
Speaker 2: to what is in season what isn't, And for a
Speaker 2: long part of my life, I was like, peaches suck. Man,
Speaker 2: like I haven't had a good peach in a long time.
Speaker 2: I guess maybe peaches were just always bad and I
Speaker 2: was wrong. And then I started realizing that peaches are
Speaker 2: in season at the end of the summer basically like July,
Speaker 2: like August is like peach season, and that those peaches
Speaker 2: are so fucking good. Yeah, so much better than the
Speaker 2: shit I'm gonna get like right now.
Speaker 1: But it's like one of those things, right, It's like
Speaker 1: as kids we ate what was in season. Like my
Speaker 1: mom was never bringing a watermelon home in December, right,
Speaker 1: that just wasn't. I wasn't eating peaches like And then
Speaker 1: when I really think about it, I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like peaches, that's summertime. Those are summer fruits, and
Speaker 1: then these are like more winter things or whatever. Anyway,
Speaker 1: go on, what were you saying?
Speaker 2: I was saying to my underrated in addition to popping
Speaker 2: apples off your elbows, just like how much COVID broke us.
Speaker 2: I've just I've like just encountered in the wild in
Speaker 2: the past like ply week and a half, I've encountered
Speaker 2: multiple people just waxing philosophical about like COVID vaccines being
Speaker 2: like like it settled science that all everything that we did,
Speaker 2: uh save the save people from the COVID pandemic being
Speaker 2: worse was like pointless and useless and Jesus like multiple
Speaker 2: people would being like, yeah, change my daughter's menstrual cycle.
Speaker 2: Change change your menstrual cycle, dude, Like it's it's killed my.
Speaker 1: Friend all right, man, Like I'm just like, can I
Speaker 1: just get three of those Gala apples for real?
Speaker 2: Like all right. So the most the wildest one I was.
Speaker 2: I took our cub scout den yesterday to a rocket
Speaker 2: launch where they got to like launch rockets. It was
Speaker 2: like this little hobbyist group.
Speaker 1: At like rockets exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: And so there are but there are also like people
Speaker 2: launching huge rockets and like try like timing how long
Speaker 2: they were up there, like trying to like qualify for
Speaker 2: some world competition and stuff. So we saw like some
Speaker 2: awesome rocket launches, and then there was just this guy
Speaker 2: on the mic who did like tight five. He was like, guys,
Speaker 2: line up over by that cord there, don't worry. You
Speaker 2: don't have to stand twenty feet apart from each other.
Speaker 2: Social distancing. But not that that did a thing nor
Speaker 2: did the paper, masks, I'm a man of science. Those
Speaker 2: of us who are scientists, come talk to us, will
Speaker 2: tell you that none of that mattered.
Speaker 1: He evoked, man of science.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a man of science, so he knows that,
Speaker 2: you know, as a rocket hobbyist that masks don't don't
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 1: What's your degree? Didn't go? But I love these rockets, man.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm just I consider I like science. Man.
Speaker 1: I never put three D engine rocket engines together and
Speaker 1: launch him at once. Oh man, that's fun.
Speaker 2: There's this one podcast that where like this kid basically
Speaker 2: talks to his mega parents and the kids like it's
Speaker 2: it's not I don't know, they like they I feel
Speaker 2: like they don't have the best counters all the time.
Speaker 2: But it is like a the kids don't have like
Speaker 2: reencounters that I would necessarily go with, but they, you know,
Speaker 2: the parents like just at one point like swear up
Speaker 2: and down that someone they know like got the vaccine
Speaker 2: and it killed him, and there's like none the kids
Speaker 2: don't really even like push back on that one. It's
Speaker 2: just like they're like.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, yeah, yeah that's that's facts.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It just feels like it's like we
Speaker 2: just like lost a whole chunk of the country who
Speaker 2: is now just like on some do your own research,
Speaker 2: can't trust doctors or scientists should well and probably pretty dangerous.
Speaker 1: It's sort of that whole that take is getting more
Speaker 1: and more mainstream because of this administration too. So yeah,
Speaker 1: it's natural that for people who were like maybe like
Speaker 1: sort of on the not necessarily on the fence, maybe
Speaker 1: didn't know enough either way, but maybe we're just like
Speaker 1: I just don't.
Speaker 2: Like that we have to be like be told what
Speaker 2: to do, right.
Speaker 1: That they're not fully becoming anti stands, but they're like, okay,
Speaker 1: so if this is like the overarch, this is sort
Speaker 1: of like the dominant narrative, I'm just gonna yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly exactly. It was all fucking that was bullshit.
Speaker 2: It feels like the one place that the or at
Speaker 2: least the first place that the people who felt emboldened
Speaker 2: by Trump's election win feel like they can be like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's right, we're you know, spike the football a little bit.
Speaker 2: So I don't know, and it's tough, Like we knew
Speaker 2: something weird was coming, like we talked about during the pandemic,
Speaker 2: like in past pandemics past, like plague outbreaks, like you
Speaker 2: always see weird shifts in people's relationship to both science
Speaker 2: and religion, and like they were like you know, during
Speaker 2: the Black Death, there were like roving bands of people
Speaker 2: who would just like come to your town and whip
Speaker 2: themselves and like that was that was like culture back then.
Speaker 2: So like we knew there was going to be some
Speaker 2: big destabilizing thing that rolled down off of this onto
Speaker 2: all of us. But I just I feel like the
Speaker 2: there's a lot of quote unquote men of science out
Speaker 2: there who are very confident that they have the political
Speaker 2: capital to just like now tell us that like the
Speaker 2: ship that they heard on Joe Rogan is like fact,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: It's just yeah, it's just it's just wild that evolution
Speaker 1: that a lot of these guys went from the bud
Speaker 1: light real men of genius and now are the men
Speaker 1: of science. I think it's the same tree.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they used to be like I don't know shit, man,
Speaker 2: like that's you know, and now they're like, uh, actually
Speaker 2: I know better than my doctor, so fuck yourself.
Speaker 1: Yep. That's empowering. That must be empowering, dude, if to
Speaker 1: be that omnipotent and omniscient. Good lord man, shout out
Speaker 1: to you man to be fully in control.
Speaker 2: All right, let's uh, let's take a quick break and
Speaker 2: we'll be right back. And we're back. We're back. And
Speaker 2: how the Democrats doing.
Speaker 1: The soul searching man, soul searching? You know? Good, It's wild.
Speaker 2: I love that for them talking to some boomer family
Speaker 2: members who.
Speaker 1: Are typically like big D Big D style with it,
Speaker 1: We're like, they're fucking done. Like the anger I'm seeing
Speaker 1: is interesting, is very interesting, just anecdotally that I've seen
Speaker 1: from people who like would never question the Democratic Party
Speaker 1: are now so pissed, which is very interesting. I thought
Speaker 1: that was I thought that was just a little factoid
Speaker 1: I've noticed over conversations with family over the weekend a head.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's truly like we they are like the
Speaker 2: in polling, they are as low as they've ever been,
Speaker 2: Like the Democratic Party is like and I can't imagine
Speaker 2: like the Republican Party's ever been this low either, Like
Speaker 2: they're just completely fucked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think it's like it's like the party thing.
Speaker 1: I don't it's not working as a distraction anymore, I think, guys.
Speaker 1: But anyway, so over the weekend The Bernie and AOC
Speaker 1: Fighting Oligarchy Tour hit Denver and drew a crowd of
Speaker 1: around thirty thousand people. According to their estimates. It looked
Speaker 1: like a pretty huge crowd and the message, I guess,
Speaker 1: seems to be hitting, you know, like how like oligarchy
Speaker 1: is like bad, which I'm pretty sure it's true. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure it's true from what I'm seeing, but I
Speaker 1: don't know. But it's thirty thousand people all agree, but yeah,
Speaker 1: like it is. It is wild to see this amount
Speaker 1: of people like that. Clearly there's this is where the
Speaker 1: energy is at. If they are curious, it's not over
Speaker 1: Chuck Schumer being like why will help the Republicans defeat
Speaker 1: themselves by co signing their agenda. No, that's not what's working.
Speaker 1: It's all gonna fall apart. It's gonna fall apart on them, guys,
Speaker 1: and we'll just pick up the the Schumer Carville ticket. Well,
Speaker 1: you just gotta sit back and wait for them to implode.
Speaker 1: Those are the type of people. And I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to be like derogatory, like toxic masculine, but like in
Speaker 1: a thing like they get there, you get your partner stolen,
Speaker 1: you know, what I mean, and you go, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't want to play into their hands by like fighting
Speaker 1: for the love of my life or something. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna I'm just gonna let she'll figure it out. That's
Speaker 1: like that. But you know what I mean, like this
Speaker 1: idea that you don't have to fight for something that matters,
Speaker 1: and somehow that's actually the four D chess move it
Speaker 1: fucking is it not? When you're back to the fucking wall,
Speaker 1: you have nothing left anyway, So we all know crowd
Speaker 1: sizes are a huge indicator of genital size, So naturally
Speaker 1: the freaks on Twitter started doing conspiracy about that your
Speaker 1: girl stole, get your shake stolen, and you better with
Speaker 1: thirty thousand people or we know, we know it ain't
Speaker 1: popping like that, but no, like like the obsession, you know,
Speaker 1: because Trump is obsessed with it, and you can see like,
Speaker 1: because this is what happened. Elon Musk was co signing
Speaker 1: the stupid ass conspiracy tweet that someone posted a quote.
Speaker 1: Despite claims of thirty four thousand attendees, GPS data analysis
Speaker 1: reveals the real number was closer to twenty thousand, still
Speaker 1: big but not record breaking. Okay, more revealing a whopping
Speaker 1: eighty four percent of those devices had shown up at
Speaker 1: nine or more other protests, including ANTIFA BLM events, pro
Speaker 1: Hamas and pro Palestinian demonstrations, and Kamala Harris campaign stops.
Speaker 1: And then Musk replied, the Dems just move around the
Speaker 1: same group of paid protesters. Uh huh yeah yeah. So
Speaker 1: then I'm like, but then everyone's like, where's that data from?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? And the guys like, nah,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna get me, just like the just like
Speaker 1: when Mayor Booty Head came to Long Island and said,
Speaker 1: I have eighteen hundred signatures. You can't see him can
Speaker 1: see them, but I have the data. But also like
Speaker 1: it's just so it's so pedantic to not even be
Speaker 1: like it wasn't thirty four thousand, it was three thousand,
Speaker 1: Be like, who wasn't thirty four? Is like twenty still
Speaker 1: pretty fucking huge?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean there seems to be a
Speaker 2: lot of energy all over the country for these rallies,
Speaker 2: like where no matter where they go. Yeah, the travel
Speaker 2: budget for these paid protesters, I know, like I know,
Speaker 2: just moving them around. I mean, sorrow is deep pockets
Speaker 2: of sorows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean Look, this is It's so funny because
Speaker 1: that's it's exactly what Musk does too, Like it's always
Speaker 1: just projection where it's like it's George Sorow's paying people.
Speaker 1: It's like, Elon Musk, you are offering Wisconsin voters one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars to sign a fucking petition, and was like,
Speaker 1: you're bread. That's literally what you do, so we get it.
Speaker 1: That's you're just calling yourself.
Speaker 2: So it might work to sign a petition. I don't
Speaker 2: know that it works to like get them to fly
Speaker 2: to a new city.
Speaker 1: Bro, that's a gig, right, you know what I mean? Yeah, Jack,
Speaker 1: Jack and I don't even get paid for appearances and
Speaker 1: Antifa George Sorow's things. We do it for the love
Speaker 1: of George Soros.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we just like Soros a cool guy.
Speaker 1: It's like, sure, I'd imagine people who are politically engaged
Speaker 1: enough right now may have also been to other events
Speaker 1: even if that is true. And then I'm also like,
Speaker 1: what fucking weird data sweeping technology? Do you have to
Speaker 1: be able to instantly be like yes, and these phones
Speaker 1: were here and here and here. It's like what you're
Speaker 1: either telling on yourself for like some weird ass invasive
Speaker 1: balance that you have, or you're just doing a thing
Speaker 1: where you're pretending you can see all this stuff. Either
Speaker 1: way alarming.
Speaker 2: But the people he has to impress and who he
Speaker 2: has to convince he has that ability are on a
Speaker 2: uh wow, everything's computer level of understanding technology. So he
Speaker 2: can say, fucking he can say anything he wants. How
Speaker 2: you do that? I turned off, I turned off his laptop.
Speaker 2: I come back five five days later, he's on the laptop.
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up anyway.
Speaker 2: So for anybody who missed, was that the last trending episode?
Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, I'll have to just put that on.
Speaker 2: We just have to keep playing.
Speaker 1: I don't want to put that on the soundboard.
Speaker 2: But Trump was talking about Baron and how he's like amazing,
Speaker 2: like he's basically a hacker according to Donald Trump, And
Speaker 2: the way that he was able to back that up
Speaker 2: is that he said that he told him to turn
Speaker 2: his laptop off, and five minutes later he found him
Speaker 2: with his laptop open again, and he said, how you doing?
Speaker 1: Fuck you dad, That's probably what he said anyway. So
Speaker 1: all of this is just like we have a like
Speaker 1: you know that there's a lot of soul searching trying
Speaker 1: to figure out where the where where the pendulum is
Speaker 1: going to swing in terms of influence within the Democratic Party.
Speaker 1: It seems like the energy is on the progressive side.
Speaker 1: But these rallies I think still maybe an outlier when
Speaker 1: it comes to like sort of the broad spectrum of
Speaker 1: what the Democratic Party represents, because there's a there's like
Speaker 1: more polling where people tram like, okay, so like Democrats
Speaker 1: like who would you want to run for president again?
Speaker 1: And a huge majority said Kamala Like it wasn't even
Speaker 1: close like that, It's still.
Speaker 2: There and those early polls like that are pretty uh
Speaker 2: name recognition based.
Speaker 1: No I get that, but I'm just saying like, that's
Speaker 1: but that that is just where that's where we are still.
Speaker 1: That is where we are still. I don't think enough
Speaker 1: people have been like absolutely not. That was a disaster.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure people have their thinking, they're like, well,
Speaker 1: if maybe she wasn't beholden to what the DNC told
Speaker 1: her to do, it could go one way. If she
Speaker 1: ran her own campaign, what would that have looked like?
Speaker 1: But then it's hurts her. Then Pete Boudhajig, then AOC
Speaker 1: and Tim Walls tied then Mark fuck In.
Speaker 2: Cuban after that, I think it would be that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so Mark Cuban name name recognition. He's just a reality
Speaker 2: show guy, just like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's But I think it's also because he
Speaker 1: he speaks up when advantageous about like hating Trump. And
Speaker 1: then also he's like, I'm trying to make the medications
Speaker 1: cheaper for you.
Speaker 2: Guys can't be pushed around, Mark Bionaire mm hmm, I
Speaker 2: mean Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think this next year will be very interesting,
Speaker 1: like because the different factions in the party are and
Speaker 1: the donors are going to fight over the brand. I
Speaker 1: think the larger question is is the brand dead?
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, you know what I mean, because like AOC
Speaker 1: and like Bernie right, Like Bernie could even get people
Speaker 1: that were thinking of voting for Trump because to them
Speaker 1: he represented something that was outside of the Democratic Party
Speaker 1: And in the second you put that label of like
Speaker 1: I'm running as a Democrat, there's not there's no pivoting
Speaker 1: to this. There's no amount of pivoting to the center
Speaker 1: you can do that will court those people, because the
Speaker 1: label just stops people dead in their tracks. And if
Speaker 1: clearly that if you want something new to emerge that's
Speaker 1: rep indicative of something different, it can't be under this.
Speaker 2: Brand and whose brand is like anti Democratic Party but
Speaker 2: they are officially part of the Democratic Party because there's
Speaker 2: just like no like the liberals will be like okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: and also like just all the entrenched like power structures
Speaker 2: and stuff like they're not gonna we saw what happens
Speaker 2: if you don't have the Democratic Party signing on.
Speaker 1: But then what is the fucking That's that's the thing
Speaker 1: is like the what how formidable is the establishment still
Speaker 1: when you have like a bunch of ailing, aging people
Speaker 1: at the top where the thinking is stale. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying there's a lot of a lots in flux that
Speaker 1: I'm not sure that the same things are going to
Speaker 1: keep happening. But I don't know. That's that's sort of
Speaker 1: an optimistic take.
Speaker 2: For me, to be honest, this would be like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I just feel I feel like their strategy right now
Speaker 2: is like we're just gonna rope a dope and then
Speaker 2: you just like never start fighting back.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: There's that famous like Muhammad Ali, like for people who
Speaker 2: aren't sports fans, there's a famous story where Muhammad Ali
Speaker 2: like fought George Foreman, r I p and let him
Speaker 2: tire himself out, just like punching him and like kind
Speaker 2: of avoiding and just uh, you know, weaving and then
Speaker 2: like in the eighth round, y to like knock him out.
Speaker 2: That's called the rope adope. And I feel like, I
Speaker 2: wonder how many box there's like that one successful example.
Speaker 2: I wonder how many times people were like, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: rope a dope him and then just like got knocked
Speaker 2: out in the fourth round, which I.
Speaker 1: Don't think we'd ever know.
Speaker 2: You'd never know, you know, that's the thing, because you
Speaker 2: forgot that was my strategy.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, y'all should have seen much.
Speaker 2: Strategy was to get punched a bunch.
Speaker 1: Of That's exactly what Chuck Schumer did with.
Speaker 2: This, exactly. That's what it feels like.
Speaker 1: He said, He's.
Speaker 3: Like, I thought the Republicans were going to clean house
Speaker 3: on their own.
Speaker 2: And he why did do you think that?
Speaker 1: Because you are not ready for this shit. You You are.
Speaker 3: The kind of guy like that dude in my high
Speaker 3: school who got his chain snatched at a party and
Speaker 3: then they came up to him and they said, we'll
Speaker 3: give it back to you for forty dollars, and you
Speaker 3: bought it when you.
Speaker 1: Had everybody in that party would have had your back.
Speaker 3: These kids were from another school and you and then
Speaker 3: you kept quiet about it, and everybody, Yo, what happened?
Speaker 3: And they explained it and everyone's like, yo what and
Speaker 3: they were gone.
Speaker 1: And you could have been like trying to take by Jane.
Speaker 1: Everybody like, yo, what's what? What's what? The no? This
Speaker 1: is Chuck Schumer got his chain snatched and bought it
Speaker 1: back for forty dollars by the Republicans. That's what happened.
Speaker 1: Could have raised your voice, could have raised your voice,
Speaker 1: people would have done something.
Speaker 2: But now now I don't. I don't want like we
Speaker 2: want to see where they're going. Seemed like a fair deal,
Speaker 2: that does get.
Speaker 1: It's just gonna play into their hands.
Speaker 2: I just want a square deal here, my god. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just gonna Yeah. He's definitely not the right person
Speaker 2: to be in charge.
Speaker 1: And then you got people like John Fetterman continuing to
Speaker 1: just fucking reveal how much of a fucking wasteful he is, Like, y'all,
Speaker 1: this ain't it.
Speaker 2: I do have good news. Joe Biden is available if
Speaker 2: needed exactly. Please been meeting with the DNC offering to fundraise.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's that's the party's biggest problem right now,
Speaker 2: lack of Biden. Joe Biden is also quote prepared to
Speaker 2: campaign and raise money for fellow Democrats, and both of
Speaker 2: them are working on new books instead of simply going
Speaker 2: away forever. Yeah. Serving in the capacities that she served
Speaker 2: is an honor and it comes with responsibilities to the party,
Speaker 2: and she's prepared to help in any way she can.
Speaker 2: I mean that is like that's just again clinging to
Speaker 2: this old model where like it's just enough, it's enough
Speaker 2: to just have the Democrats just.
Speaker 1: March out this decrepit monkey skeleton as they described Mister
Speaker 1: Burns and the Simpsons in an early season of that show,
Speaker 1: and have people throw dollars at it. Yeah. That'll yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the plan.
Speaker 2: They have a good rule of thumb of like how
Speaker 2: to judge if Biden is the guy to help the
Speaker 2: party out of this existential malaise, that is probably going
Speaker 2: to kill it in any recognizable form. Jane Kleeb, a
Speaker 2: vice chair of the DNC, said in an interview, if
Speaker 2: you were to call any state party chair and ask
Speaker 2: them if they wanted Joe Biden to be a keynote
Speaker 2: speaker for their annual dinner, the answer would be yes.
Speaker 2: He is beloved by the party and beloved by the vote.
Speaker 2: Wait a second, he was trailing the performance of Kamala Harris,
Speaker 2: who got beat in the election by like ten points.
Speaker 1: Self preservation baby, hm hmmm. Of course the vice chair
Speaker 1: of the DNC is going to suggest that because they
Speaker 1: should have cleaned house and they didn't. No, they they
Speaker 1: all promoted people internally, like they did not take a
Speaker 1: fucking second to be like, do we maybe get someone
Speaker 1: other people who have a different perspective on how this
Speaker 1: can go better? It's like nope, nope.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. Another major Biden
Speaker 2: supporter said, who's gonna want Joe Biden back in the game,
Speaker 2: speaking on the condition of anonymity, So, uh, that's wild,
Speaker 2: h shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is what it is, folks. It's just guys,
Speaker 1: just just look at where the energy's at.
Speaker 2: Nah, that the energy is misleading miles. The the real
Speaker 2: thing that we should be paying attention to is who's
Speaker 2: getting punched and like pushed around the most because they
Speaker 2: are probably ropidoping in that war.
Speaker 1: Who's willing to get knocked the fuck out with their
Speaker 1: hands down the whole fight.
Speaker 2: I think people will respect that. Thank you.
Speaker 1: If you know one thing about America, it's we love
Speaker 1: a weak willed non fighter for always do they rally
Speaker 1: by that's always. That's America at its core. What the
Speaker 1: fuck are y'all talking about.
Speaker 2: Let's take a quick break, We'll be right back, and
Speaker 2: we're back. We're back And it was revealed over the weekend.
Speaker 2: So Severance's second season came to an end last week.
Speaker 2: I am not I watched the first episode of season
Speaker 2: two and have not have not been up on it yet,
Speaker 2: but I'll probably keep watching it. I did really enjoy
Speaker 2: see them show not any good weird sex stuff as
Speaker 2: far as I But that's the thing. Like season one
Speaker 2: was pretty like tame, but then it seemed like everybody
Speaker 2: got real horny for season two. I wasn't total.
Speaker 1: That's alright, it's a little bit hornier this next season.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, But anyways, Apple TV's most watched series
Speaker 2: ever was renewed for a third season, but around the
Speaker 2: same time. The day that the finale came out, a
Speaker 2: report was released outlining how unprofitable the streaming network is
Speaker 2: Apple Plus. Reportedly it is losing them more than one
Speaker 2: billion dollars per year, billion dollars per year. They're spending
Speaker 2: four point five billion on content annually, which is down
Speaker 2: from five billion in past years. And yeah, it has
Speaker 2: about forty five million subscribers at this point.
Speaker 1: But wow, is that that's a good No? I feel
Speaker 1: like this is bad. Miles out in this town. You're
Speaker 1: you're a billion dollar loser annually. They typically shudder things
Speaker 1: pretty quickly. I know.
Speaker 2: That's the thing. Like people people are like, yeah, Apple
Speaker 2: can just eat it, but I mean they could. They could,
Speaker 2: They technically could for sure. Like so, uh in twenty
Speaker 2: twenty four, they generated three hundred and ninety one billion
Speaker 2: dollars in revenue and posted a net profit of ninety
Speaker 2: three point seven billion. Could have been ninety four point
Speaker 2: seven if it weren't for the streamer service though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean true Wall Street will have an eye
Speaker 1: on that. Yeah, and like could have been ninety four
Speaker 1: point seven billion. You give me Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: Like the whole model for Apple Plus has never fully
Speaker 2: made like that. They don't market it like any other
Speaker 2: content platform does. I mean, both doll and Amazon both
Speaker 2: like I think Amazon tries, it's just like, yeah, they.
Speaker 1: Just suck at it. They're just fucking there. They're so
Speaker 1: players over there.
Speaker 2: Apple Plus, like, I don't know, I guess I definitely
Speaker 2: heard a lot about seven season two. I think largely
Speaker 2: because it was like viral and a lot of people
Speaker 2: were watching it.
Speaker 1: But I heard about it more because Arsenal fans. Notice
Speaker 1: there's an Arsenal fan in that writer's room, because so
Speaker 1: many characters have these names of people on the team
Speaker 1: that are so specifically, and they're like, yeah, there was
Speaker 1: like in one of the last episodes, there was like
Speaker 1: a conductor I guess character and his name was Bukyo
Speaker 1: and that's like one of our star players, bu Kyosaka.
Speaker 1: And there's like talk of like Arteta, who's our manager.
Speaker 1: Like there's like all these someone's like just look at
Speaker 1: all this shit. There's like some fan is fucking running
Speaker 1: reckless in this room with all these Easter eggs. But
Speaker 1: that's but again, I only know about it because either
Speaker 1: if I buy like a fucking new anything Apple, They're like, hey,
Speaker 1: you want to fucking do you want to hear free?
Speaker 1: But the thing I'm like, so do people pay for it?
Speaker 1: Or can you just like you buy something, they just
Speaker 1: keep giving it to you.
Speaker 2: The model like doesn't really make sense. Like the other
Speaker 2: thing that people point to is like, well they're all
Speaker 2: the characters are you know, Ted Lasso is constantly tethered
Speaker 2: tethering emotional moments to iPhones and iPads where he's like,
Speaker 2: you know, away from his kids, and so they have
Speaker 2: like emotional like FaceTime conversations, but nobody's actually buying iPhones
Speaker 2: for that reason, Like I can't.
Speaker 1: They've already achieved ubiquity with that kind of stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we already call it face timing, even if it
Speaker 1: isn't right, you know, so I don't you've you've already
Speaker 1: ticked that box.
Speaker 2: There's still it doesn't stop them from trying. Across seventy
Speaker 2: four Apple TV plus episodes, characters handled some three hundred iPhones,
Speaker 2: one hundred and twenty MacBooks, and forty pairs of AirPods.
Speaker 2: So seventy four episodes. That's not like across seventy four
Speaker 2: shows across the entirety, seventy four episodes that they made
Speaker 2: of television, three hundred iPhones, one hundred and twenty MacBooks,
Speaker 2: and forty pairs of AirPods.
Speaker 1: And a partridge in a par tree.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Severance is the one, like you can't really have
Speaker 2: Apple in that showing up in because the weird like
Speaker 2: sci fi universe that like where the company is evil.
Speaker 2: Jam has a theory though, our writer J M McNab
Speaker 2: has a theory that the way that Severance works is
Speaker 2: that the show's cartoonishly evil tech company makes them look
Speaker 2: better by comparison.
Speaker 1: I mean he's like, you.
Speaker 2: Know, make it, make it a borg situation, and then
Speaker 2: we look good on the other At least we're not
Speaker 2: forcing our employees to get experimental brain surgery yet, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, and did you have uh Octavia Spencer
Speaker 1: played God for from Other Nature.
Speaker 2: They were pretty woke. Yeah, we had Octavia's bet their
Speaker 2: play God, thank you, and we got Tim a ton
Speaker 2: of acting lessons to prepare for that. My prediction would
Speaker 2: be that this streaming service won't be around like well,
Speaker 2: like so people are talking about how they just renewed
Speaker 2: for season three. I would guess also season three comes
Speaker 2: out somewhere else, but.
Speaker 1: They also have the MLS contract, like you can watch
Speaker 1: everything on the MLS there. I don't know, I mean
Speaker 1: they're getting in deeper. Indeed, I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: like this is this should always happens, where like they
Speaker 1: lay out, look at what happened to Hollywood, y'all, then
Speaker 1: the streaming industry and how it's basically turned. It's like
Speaker 1: LA's dying now because of this shit. So you know what,
Speaker 1: I don't count out that this could end completely.
Speaker 2: Disastrous, could end disastrously. It's just like I don't like
Speaker 2: Prime at least makes sense in the sense that like
Speaker 2: it's bundled with their main business.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's a rink, great drink too, great beverage,
Speaker 1: our favorite.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm always tetop Prime. Yeah, but I've never I've like,
Speaker 2: not only have I never heard anyone say that they
Speaker 2: like got an iPhone because they wanted to like watch
Speaker 2: a show on Apple Plus. But like I can't even
Speaker 2: like conceive of that person existing like even once you know.
Speaker 1: No, And I mean, if we're being honest, most people
Speaker 1: buy iPhones because because it's so ubiquitous and it almost
Speaker 1: feels like outside of the norm, right where like because
Speaker 1: we have green bubble shaming. Still, I was like in it,
Speaker 1: it's like I think it is generational because a lot
Speaker 1: of people talk about just how like washed a discussion is.
Speaker 1: But like I was in a thread of people where
Speaker 1: like that was kind of brought up in a semi
Speaker 1: serious way of like, well, if there's gonna be green bubbles,
Speaker 1: we can maybe use like a different app And I was.
Speaker 2: Like, Jesus Christ, Yeah, there's no green bubble.
Speaker 1: Talking about nonsense over here.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And finally, in a kind of made up news story,
Speaker 2: snow White didn't do that well because of Wokeness forty
Speaker 2: three million at the domestic box office, totally because of
Speaker 2: a rejection of Wokeness, Thank you very much. Way to.
Speaker 1: New York Post.
Speaker 2: Yah, oh this was from the New York postpos woke flop.
Speaker 1: Snow White could see one of Disney's sleepiest opening weekends.
Speaker 1: That's that should have been for Sleeping Beauty, but anyway
Speaker 1: or whatever. She's sleeping in a coffin too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she goes to sleep too because she's, yeah, a
Speaker 2: Disney broad who can't stop herself from eating a poison apple.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, yeah, So when you actually dig into the numbers,
Speaker 2: I'm for Kevin Sorbo did tweet out the ending scene
Speaker 2: where everybody's like celebrating in the I guess this is
Speaker 2: a spoiler that things work out okay for snow White.
Speaker 2: She doesn't die of apple poisoning.
Speaker 1: They don't disappear her for being pro Palestinian.
Speaker 2: They don't do. She just repassed as gal Gado. They
Speaker 2: they He retweeted, like the celebration scene, it does look
Speaker 2: like shit. It looks looks pretty bad. And he said
Speaker 2: the Left can't make movies, which is pretty bold coming
Speaker 2: from the director and star of Left Behind, Rise of
Speaker 2: the Anti Christ. Wow.
Speaker 1: Left Behind.
Speaker 2: The poster just like has a like newscaster, you know,
Speaker 2: like the cutaways in like cheap movies where they're like,
Speaker 2: am we cut away to a shitty looking version of
Speaker 2: CNN where the person is reporting on the Rise of
Speaker 2: the Anti Christ? Like this has that that's like on
Speaker 2: the poster. It's like the bottom of the poster is
Speaker 2: like a news.
Speaker 1: On their popcorn meter. A lot of brigading. I'm sure
Speaker 1: go ahead.
Speaker 2: Left Behind, Rise of the Anti Crisis ninety seven percent.
Speaker 2: It's a fucking cinematic classic.
Speaker 1: After millions of people vanish and the world falls into chaos,
Speaker 1: a charismatic leader rises to lead the un However, his
Speaker 1: intentions are more sinister than they'd be O good. Okay,
Speaker 1: so it's about the UN and global as. Oh sure whatever, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I bet he looks like Obama. There's a dude who
Speaker 1: looks like discount like Keenan. I don't know how to
Speaker 1: describe this guy. I've never outside of I've never seen
Speaker 1: this actor before, and it makes sense that he would
Speaker 1: be in this movie with Kevin soorbo.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyways, it's a it's a good movie, and Snow
Speaker 2: White is bad because woke and not just because it's
Speaker 2: generally shitty. Deadline overanalyzed the box office results for Snow
Speaker 2: White as over they were election results, and fifty six
Speaker 2: point five percent of attendees were in theaters located in
Speaker 2: blue counties.
Speaker 1: What go on?
Speaker 2: But the majority of theaters in the US reside in
Speaker 2: blue counties fifty three percent good, and attendance for family
Speaker 2: movies is usually around sixty percent Blue counties and forty
Speaker 2: percent Red counties. So Snow White actually performed better in
Speaker 2: Republican areas than you would have expected. Sorry, lot, Yeah,
Speaker 2: the reviews are pretty bad. It ended up at like
Speaker 2: fifty percent on Metacritic, and yeah, the people's complaints are
Speaker 2: less that like it went woke on us and more that, Like,
Speaker 2: it just seems like a soulless rehash, like the same
Speaker 2: thing that happened with every one of these live making
Speaker 2: movies that everybody knows.
Speaker 1: Here, maybe you should take a note from Netflix and
Speaker 1: do fucking snow White the reality competition show, right, start
Speaker 1: doing that.
Speaker 2: Disney sent the Spin around a woman sent her into
Speaker 2: the forest to break into the first home that she
Speaker 2: comes across, has to fight these people, whoever, yeah or
Speaker 2: what you know, win over whoever comes back to the house.
Speaker 1: I find the r like these people are in the
Speaker 1: mines bro there, They're not talking around with trespassers, that's right.
Speaker 2: But anyways, that that is the better version, that's the
Speaker 2: more updated for for modern America. This one has the
Speaker 2: problem of you know, the Lion King had people who
Speaker 2: went and saw the original one taking their kids to
Speaker 2: go and see the original one. All the people who
Speaker 2: went and saw the original snow White are dead and
Speaker 2: have been for a long time. And yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 2: Like Cinderella did better than this, but it wasn't like
Speaker 2: the massive hit that like The Lion King or The
Speaker 2: Little Mermaid were.
Speaker 1: Have that kind of social cash as old as fuck,
Speaker 1: but like Cinderella is definitely like snow White feels.
Speaker 2: It reminds like doing a remake of snow White in
Speaker 2: the modern era reminds me of like the Vince Vaughn's
Speaker 2: Psycho remake where it was big fourths time because of
Speaker 2: like what had come before it. But it's not the
Speaker 2: best of it. It's kind of like it was the
Speaker 2: first animated movie, Like that's what snow White like blue.
Speaker 2: People's fucking minds because it was just the first animated
Speaker 2: movie they'd ever seen.
Speaker 1: And then they say it then the little girl had
Speaker 1: the voice. I said, how you do that?
Speaker 2: How do you.
Speaker 1: Do that voice? Snow White? I mean yeah, there's just
Speaker 1: also even like with Cinderella that has we still talk
Speaker 1: about it in like culture like a Cinderella stories and
Speaker 1: like the Glaly snow White, you're just like I don't
Speaker 1: know the dwarves and like Apple that they went to sleep.
Speaker 1: I don't know is that mirror mirror on the wall or.
Speaker 2: Is that the other the wall.
Speaker 1: It's too many. But I mean, like we're not got
Speaker 1: the evil connected.
Speaker 2: Chuck evil queen who's in the speed skating outfit for
Speaker 2: some reason, she's got that like that really tight black.
Speaker 1: Hood right, and then I'm like, but what about Maleficent?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Then I'm like, yeah, beauty,
Speaker 1: it's just like there's it has too many things going
Speaker 1: against it, and again, just start empowering the people that
Speaker 1: have the ideas that are different and will bring It's
Speaker 1: like a milkshake. It will bring all the people to
Speaker 1: the art.
Speaker 2: It's it is just wild to me that they've managed
Speaker 2: to turn a movie with like very regressive politics being
Speaker 2: remade remade for like modern audiences in a way that
Speaker 2: is like soulless and like a cynical money grab into
Speaker 2: like that's that's the side of the left, Like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, well every look, they're they're hell bent
Speaker 1: on picturing every putting everything through that prism when it
Speaker 1: can just be Disney's like fucking up.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately for the people who you know, the New York
Speaker 2: Post and everybody who was all about like this is
Speaker 2: a big l for the woke, the only person who
Speaker 2: did have like recognizably progressive politics associated with this is
Speaker 2: Rachel Zigler and the Star. And apparently that is the
Speaker 2: one takeaway that everybody has is like she's she's incredible,
Speaker 2: She's a stop baby.
Speaker 1: That's the one thing I was like, I because I
Speaker 1: knew people weren't like really hating on it, but I
Speaker 1: think they're just like it was a what a shitty
Speaker 1: gig to have to take right And then also like
Speaker 1: because just like we were saying, like snow White's one
Speaker 1: of those princesses where you're like, I don't nobody gives
Speaker 1: a fuck about snow White, Like if you're ranking them
Speaker 1: that shit, that's not that.
Speaker 2: Ain't like if you look at the Lions at Disney
Speaker 2: at Disney World for like, you know, hanging with a
Speaker 2: Disney princess. I feel like snow White's coming in last right,
Speaker 2: like behind Cinderella.
Speaker 1: Bro, if you put the two of them, they would think.
Speaker 1: Know White with some kind of fucking like cosplay fan.
Speaker 2: She was in the wave.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were like, you can't wear costumes here. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you know that. She's like, no, I'm
Speaker 1: snow I'm all right just to hear go here, want
Speaker 1: me to hold your phone to take a picture of
Speaker 1: you in Cinderella?
Speaker 2: All right, Well, those are some of the things that
Speaker 2: are trending on this Monday morning. We're back tomorrow with
Speaker 2: the whole last episode of the show.
Speaker 1: Just looking at a picture of Galgada with her like
Speaker 1: her speed skating and I just picture I'm like, she
Speaker 1: should be wearing like a do rag with a Yankee
Speaker 1: fitted on top.
Speaker 2: It's such a weird, such weird head here.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, should have made it a fucking a wave cap.
Speaker 2: All right, back to bar with a whole episode of
Speaker 2: the show. Until then, be kind to each other, be
Speaker 2: kind to yourself, get your vaccines where you still can't
Speaker 2: get your flu shot, don't do nothing about white supremacy,
Speaker 2: and we will talk to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Bye bye, doctor, doctor taft.