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Speaker 1: He's another jubilantastic I've NuRD three? How I help you? Well? Hello,

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Speaker 1: I was hoping to purchase flowers. Fantastic. This you call

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Speaker 1: the right place while I'm trying to see pictures of

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Speaker 1: your flowers on the internet website you have, but your

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Speaker 1: page is broken. Let me hold on one second, let

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Speaker 1: me just bring it up. Let me see. Um, actually, no,

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Speaker 1: it seems to be working on my end. What what

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Speaker 1: time is it there? It's eleven fifteen. Where are you

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Speaker 1: calling from? Oh? Hold on there, you're asking me a

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Speaker 1: lot of questions. I'm just going to connect to the website.

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Speaker 1: If you could just kind of hold your horses there,

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Speaker 1: Um there, we god know, just waiting and it is

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Speaker 1: that that you're you using. It keeps doing this sound. Oh,

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Speaker 1: and it just sort of does this. See So I

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Speaker 1: am I'm really sorry. I don't. I don't. I'm having

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Speaker 1: a hard time even hearing you over the internet. Sound.

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Speaker 1: You know, if you if you want to search our

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Speaker 1: website and look up flowers, it might help you if

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Speaker 1: you get a Wi Fi connection. O. Wife, I had

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Speaker 1: two wives. I don't know why we're discussing them. They

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Speaker 1: were sir. I didn't say wife, I said wife, Fifi

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Speaker 1: wireless internet. Oh okay, yeah, And I had assumed you

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Speaker 1: said wife, and I was wondering why you wanted to

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Speaker 1: know about them. I mean they were Yeah. One was

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Speaker 1: just like Satan to be around, not a nice person.

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Speaker 1: So I'm sorry. Sorry. I'm sure you are very busy

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Speaker 1: right now, so I'm sorry to take up all this time.

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Speaker 1: She was terrible. But in the bedroom, I mean, you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't wear socks when I do that,

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Speaker 1: but she would have knocked my socks clean off. I

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Speaker 1: mean the little comation. She was an acrobat in the

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Speaker 1: sack all the way until she was eighty four. Oh

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Speaker 1: dear God, do that? Sir? Do you have any questions

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Speaker 1: about flowers? Is there anything that I can help you

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Speaker 1: with about flowers? Well, you seem very knowledgeable. And my

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Speaker 1: internet will tell me something. It'll say you've got mail,

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Speaker 1: and then I go check the box and it's empty.

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Speaker 1: Not about the mail, not about Wi Fi or anything.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how it even. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: how it knows I have mail? Is it the Russians? No, no, sir,

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Speaker 1: it's not the Russians. It's your system is outdated. Oh well,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm having trouble hearing you sound higher. I don't

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Speaker 1: are you there? I don't know how this is working

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Speaker 1: darn thing here with that racket going. Oh there you are.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna need to take the phone away from the

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Speaker 1: dial up internet speaker so that you can hear me

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Speaker 1: and I can't hear you. Why I can't put the

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Speaker 1: phone anywhere because I have to tell you that this

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Speaker 1: is a prank phone call. And you know, if I

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Speaker 1: put the phone down, I don't know how I could

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Speaker 1: deliver that news. What are you talking about? I mean

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Speaker 1: that this is actually Jewel from brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning doing a phone tap on you. Your girlfriend

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Speaker 1: Christine set you up. Wait a minute, Yeah, she told

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Speaker 1: me that she thinks you're the most patient person ever,

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Speaker 1: and she didn't think I could frustrate you, And I

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Speaker 1: think I think I kind of got you frustrated a

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Speaker 1: little bit. You know what's frustrating is this I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to get on the internet. My god, It's like I'm connected.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubile phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties on Moving ninety two point five,