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Speaker 1: How many bars do you think you could successfully visit

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Speaker 1: in one night.

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Speaker 2: If I'm not drinking a lot more.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we're gonna go with three for Alexus before she

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Speaker 1: yoldles up her groceries. Okay, it's Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning. And I bring it up because a sixty

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Speaker 1: nine year old British man just set the new world's

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Speaker 1: record by drinking at one hundred and twenty bars in

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Speaker 1: twenty four hours.

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Speaker 2: Yes, he had a drink at each one. Is he alive?

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Speaker 2: Is it a dead man who got Cupier?

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Speaker 1: Jealousy? And check for just one second. It's David Clarkson

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Speaker 1: jealous And he moved to Australia recently with one goal

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Speaker 1: for his retirement to drink everyone else under the table.

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Speaker 2: Australia.

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Speaker 1: And he started his request that the Captain Cook Hotel

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Speaker 1: in Sydney. Then walked around to one hundred and nineteen

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Speaker 1: other drinking establishments over the course of the next twenty

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Speaker 1: four hours. He walked, stumbled. Probably the only rule was

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Speaker 1: he had to have one drink at each stop, and

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Speaker 1: water did not count.

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Speaker 2: How many drinks is that per hour?

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Speaker 3: That's a lot.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's at least five drinks per hour, and

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Speaker 1: by the time he reached his one hundred and twentieth bar,

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Speaker 1: David was tired. He was visibly drunk, but he was

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Speaker 1: still upright and heard the words that he'd been waiting for.

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Speaker 2: All the Hey, how you do no? Those?

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Speaker 1: I know you like a man in a weakened mental state.

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Speaker 3: But no.

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Speaker 1: David was told at the last bar that his world

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Speaker 1: record was officially certified.

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Speaker 2: Was the last bar in business? My god? But he

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Speaker 2: was able to find so many bars are open?

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Speaker 1: Oh. He took the title from two Australians name Harry

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Speaker 1: Kouros and Jake Leiterton, who only managed a measly ninety nine.

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Speaker 2: Pubs in hours.

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Speaker 1: Afterwards, David mumbled something about how much he loved.

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Speaker 2: Everybody, and then he.

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Speaker 1: Went home and chose to celebrate by sleeping it off

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Speaker 1: for the next week straight.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, his pulse please, I was gonna say, I mean, yeah, If.

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Speaker 1: We can muster half of David's effort for the shot

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Speaker 1: collar question of the day, then I think we're gonna

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Speaker 1: be in a good position. We're gonna send it over

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Speaker 1: to digital Jake to lead us there.

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Speaker 2: Take us there, Jake.

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Speaker 3: When I check my magical calendar, I see a lot

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Speaker 3: of a less celebs celebrating birthdays too, Okay, Barbara streisand

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Speaker 3: okay Kelly Clarkson, Evenedric the Entertainer, And yes, I do

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Speaker 3: consider Cedric the Entertainer and a list.

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Speaker 2: All right, it's my list. I get to choose who's honest.

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Speaker 3: But still, none of those stars shines nearly as bright

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Speaker 3: as our own in house celeb birthday. Yes, because April

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Speaker 3: twenty fourth is the day the world was gifted Hose

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Speaker 3: abel On.

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Speaker 1: You you sure you want to use the word gifted?

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Speaker 2: Very specially I've been told them.

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Speaker 3: A fair What would this world look like without Jose?

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Speaker 3: A lot less pun jokes and descriptions of annual salmon migration,

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Speaker 3: That's for sure the way. So today, to celebrate Jose's birthday,

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Speaker 3: we're gonna do a special. Is this a Jose tweet

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Speaker 3: or a different celebrit tweet?

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Speaker 2: Edition of.

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Speaker 1: Plenty of twenty Cedric Entertainer never got a segment like this.

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Speaker 2: Promise I'll read you a tweet.

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Speaker 3: You just have to tell me did Jose tweet that?

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Speaker 3: Or was it another famous celebrity. If you get it right,

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Speaker 3: you get to stay in the game. Alexis Europe first.

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Speaker 3: A few years ago, when Russia first invaded Ukraine, someone tweeted, quote,

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Speaker 3: let's go.

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Speaker 2: Was it Jose or another celebrity? If that was me,

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Speaker 2: I like to say, there was no correlation tweet.

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Speaker 4: Okay, we all know you over say that.

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Speaker 1: All the time.

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Speaker 2: It's my favorite. We're up early in the morning. Maybe

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Speaker 2: he tweeted that before it happened and you didn't know,

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Speaker 2: or maybe he read the headline wrong. I could see that.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say it was Jose on accident. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: please don't be true. Alexis says, that's a Jose tweet.

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Speaker 2: That is not a Jose tweet. It was another celebrity.

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Speaker 2: It was the weekend.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, let's go over to Brook all right, Brook

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Speaker 4: who tweeted I just ordered a set of ladles online

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Speaker 4: and said, ooh, those are fancy smancy when I saw them.

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Speaker 2: Was it Jose or another celebrity ladles? Ladles?

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Speaker 4: I mean, here's the problem with this tweet for me

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Speaker 4: is I've been to Jose's kitchen and.

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Speaker 2: There are not any utensils that aren't plastic or giant

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Speaker 2: plastic ladles.

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Speaker 4: Honestly, the one pot I bought him, I think ten

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Speaker 4: years ago.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna say not. Jose.

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Speaker 3: It says that was another celebrities tweet that was That

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Speaker 3: was Jose on June twenty seventh, twenty one.

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Speaker 2: Wait, you don't have any silvery of multiple lads. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and I've never used one of them.

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Speaker 1: Jose is like two am Chinese Facebook market place posts.

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Speaker 1: They can't be predicting.

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Speaker 2: That's what it was. It was like a set of

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Speaker 2: like four things. They sound really nice, heard Jose.

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Speaker 1: It's your turn to remember if you did your own

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Speaker 1: tweet or not.

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Speaker 2: Who tweeted quote. A true friend doesn't rub it in

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Speaker 2: when they make a mistake. Instead, they'll help you rub

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Speaker 2: it out. Was it or another celeb?

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Speaker 3: That's really funny.

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Speaker 2: That's really funny. So I immediately assume as me.

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Speaker 1: But I mean, but I'm mostly like inappropriate and crass

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Speaker 1: on my live stream.

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Speaker 2: I've looked at a lot of your tweets, many your fairy.

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Speaker 3: Actually yeah, on drinking, Jose was probably way more inappropriate.

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Speaker 2: But I still don't think this was me. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: say nah. Jose says that was another celeb.

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Speaker 1: That was.

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Speaker 3: Another celebrity. That was television minister Joel Austin.

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Speaker 2: Minister said, that's right.

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Speaker 3: You help your friends rubb one out free job identifying

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Speaker 3: your own tweets.

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Speaker 2: Let's go on to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Jeffrey in May twenty twenty, who tweeted congratulations to

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Speaker 3: the astronauts that left Earth today.

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Speaker 2: Good choice is another celebrity or Jose. That's pretty good

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Speaker 2: tough time for assault.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, right in the middle of the beginning of the pandemic.

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Speaker 1: Jose does like to follow news stories that most senior

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Speaker 1: citizens would be running into, so like a rocket launch

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Speaker 1: would be totally something Jose would get.

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Speaker 3: Pumped at people. I'm gonna say that's really him. Jeffrey says,

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Speaker 3: that's a Jose tweet.

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Speaker 2: That is.

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Speaker 3: Correct Jose tweet from May of twenty twenty. Yes, Jose,

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Speaker 3: we are running out of time for Jose's tweet game. Okay,

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Speaker 3: so I'm gonna give you the sudden death question my

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Speaker 3: own you have by your own tweet or another celebrity.

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Speaker 3: You get it right and you win. You get it

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Speaker 3: wrong and Jeffrey wins, who tweeted, quote, I feel like

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Speaker 3: there's a giant meat loaf inside of me.

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Speaker 2: Was it you or another celebrity?

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Speaker 1: Possibly right after eating a giant meat loaf.

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Speaker 2: Front did anything ever stay inside of you? You're in

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Speaker 2: the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Literally every the only times I eat meat loaf have

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Speaker 1: been like drunk.

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Speaker 2: There's a cafe that's open twenty four to seven. You're

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Speaker 2: missing the important part.

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Speaker 4: It's a funny word.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. But I just I don't like to lie,

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Speaker 2: so I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say I can do this.

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Speaker 2: Look maybe a comedy, but no, I'm gonna say not

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Speaker 2: do this. Jose says, that's another celeb that is that's

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Speaker 2: another celebrities.

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Speaker 3: That was Chris Jenner great eye, right after she met

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Speaker 3: her boyfriend. So, Jose, that means you've won today's birthday edition.

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Speaker 2: Uh see twenty alright.

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Speaker 1: Well, Jose remembers his own tweets.

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Speaker 2: Somehow, that is the most shocking thing of birthday.

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Speaker 3: Happy birthday, the whole Sorry there it is.

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Speaker 1: That's Jose's birthday text in seventy five nine to wish

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Speaker 1: him a happy one. We're gonna do your phone tap

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Speaker 1: in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 2: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning,