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Speaker 1: there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome

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Speaker 1: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the

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Speaker 1: But it's up both sexes. Anybody can come to Schereen,

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Speaker 1: We'll take Schmittz however they come. Schmiz can be girls too.

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Speaker 1: I'm Lankston Kerman. I am David Borie and and we're

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Speaker 1: we're doing a mini episode. We got an email from

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Speaker 1: a person named Chaya Chi Chay. We're gonna say cha

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Speaker 1: spell it c h A E chay yeah zee see

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Speaker 1: if I fucks up all all your ship when you

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Speaker 1: Lankston and David, I'm a super I'm I am super

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Speaker 1: excited to finally write in links and I've been a

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Speaker 1: I've loved the show ever since. David, You've been an

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Speaker 1: awesome and hilarious dark chocolate addition to the show. She said,

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Speaker 1: I write today not so much with a conspiracy theory,

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Speaker 1: is genetically inherited from their mother's father, granddad. That's what

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Speaker 1: First of all, I never seen my grandfa's dick. Is

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Speaker 1: that what is this? I don't know that she's specifically

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Speaker 1: one time polygamist. Oh no, he had a big dick

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Speaker 1: And then March twelfth and thirteenth, I'll be at Wise

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