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Speaker 1: Hello and welcome my favorite murder the minisode where we

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Speaker 1: read you your stories.

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Speaker 2: Would you like to go first?

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Speaker 3: Sure?

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Speaker 1: This one's I'm not going to tell you what it's called. Okay, Hi,

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Speaker 1: Karen and Georgia. I wrote this in twenty eighteen worth

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Speaker 1: another shot. Hey years ago, I lived in a beautiful

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Speaker 1: apartment in Chicago. A sweet old lady named Loretta owned

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Speaker 1: the building, and her hoarding son lived in a unit.

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Speaker 1: The guy was a miserable, scary old fuck who would

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Speaker 1: I like to hang out with my friends in the

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Speaker 1: if I befriended him, we would be able to party

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Speaker 1: in peace. And it seemed to work when you were young.

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Speaker 4: And just trying to get partying done, hopeful and yeah,

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Speaker 4: all those things.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Whenever we are outside and he noticed, I would invite

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Speaker 1: him to hang out, and it felt as though he

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Speaker 1: enjoyed himself. He would bring his beer and just sort

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Speaker 1: of sit there sometimes for hours. Even my mom met him,

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Speaker 1: At one point I went to his apartment to use

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Speaker 1: Stupid stupid twenty three year old, And you could barely

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Speaker 1: and the bathroom was what nightmares were made of, like

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Speaker 1: train spotting. Oh no, that thing of like I got

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Speaker 1: these bathroom, you can use mine, okay, Like you're just

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Speaker 1: twenty three.

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Speaker 4: Right, You're just trying to do the easiest thing to

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Speaker 4: get back outside, to have some more fun and.

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Speaker 3: Be like friendly and nice.

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Speaker 4: And also I think the hoarders, I think it was

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Speaker 4: like the TV show is that may a lot of

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Speaker 4: people first understood what that was. Yeah, so it would

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Speaker 4: be like that wouldn't be a possibility in your mind

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Speaker 3: Right up, moving out.

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Speaker 1: And I hadn't thought about them in years until a

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Speaker 1: friend sent me an article of a murder suicide. That

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Speaker 1: terrible man stabbed his eighty four year old mother, my

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Speaker 1: old landlord to death in that terrifying apartment, and he

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Speaker 1: had a five hours stand off with police until he

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Speaker 1: shot and killed himself. I knew he was a greedy asshole,

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Speaker 3: Such a horrific way.

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Speaker 1: Rip Loretta, So stay sexy and don't invite murders to

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Speaker 1: drink beer with you in your backyard, love y'all.

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Speaker 3: JANAVII.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I think there's so many signs of mental

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Speaker 4: you're doing your best to try to make someone like

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Speaker 1: And then also, like, when we're that young, we're just

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Speaker 2: Of, Right, how do we solve it?

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Speaker 1: Just do things our way without thinking about other people's

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, all right, well here's a little upturn. Great,

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Speaker 4: it just starts with I'm terrible at thinking up witty openers,

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Speaker 4: so let's just get straight into it. In a not

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Speaker 4: around to writing this. You asked for a third man

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Speaker 4: percent sure, this totally fits the criteria. This is a

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Speaker 4: story of my own weird psychic I heard a voice moment.

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Speaker 2: When I was thirteen.

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Speaker 4: I woke up in the middle of the night in

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Speaker 4: me preface this by saying that this is the same

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Speaker 4: bedroom I'd slipped in since I was six years old,

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Speaker 4: so I'd experienced many a stormy night with wild rain

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Speaker 4: As I was drowsily listening to the weather outside, I

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Speaker 3: I had just fatally shit.

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Speaker 4: To this day, I have no idea how I knew

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Speaker 4: Was I, for one brief moment psychic or was it

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Speaker 4: a ghostly intervention from a loved one. Whatever it was,

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Speaker 4: on top of me. I wanted to thank you both

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Speaker 4: for providing me with so many years of entertainment and

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Speaker 4: keeping me company through the ups and downs of life.

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Speaker 4: I'm a Day One listener. Back when I was in

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Speaker 4: my mid twenties, depressed, incredibly lost, broken in the throes,

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Speaker 4: a pretty heavy reliance on alcohol. Now I'm in my thirties,

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Speaker 4: I just bought my first house. My God, in this

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Speaker 4: day and age, it's a miracle, incredible work. I'm three

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Speaker 4: years sober. My debut novel, a crime fiction, because of

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Speaker 4: novel just came out two weeks ago. I couldn't have

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Speaker 4: done it without giving up alcohol. Much love to you both.

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Speaker 4: Shaden ps. If you're curious, the first novel is going you're.

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Speaker 3: Like, God, plug your book. You gotta plug your book.

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Speaker 4: The first novel is called Down the Rabbit Hole by

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Speaker 4: Shaden Berry, and the second is at Cafe sixty four,

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Speaker 4: but I think it's only available here in Australia.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, I'm ordering them, Shayden.

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Speaker 4: What a huge accomplishment. Enormous And also you lived through

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Speaker 3: Thing you just too. I forgot about that part. Wow.

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Speaker 4: Right, what a one two punch of success. Seriously amazing.

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Speaker 3: That's such a cool, cool letter, so good.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell you the name of this one. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Hello MFM Team Day one listener, first time writer. I've

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Speaker 1: been waiting for an opportunity to write in and when

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Speaker 1: I heard you ask for people hiding in ceiling stories,

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Speaker 1: I knew it was my.

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Speaker 3: Time to shine. I know people, Okay, I mean. Sure.

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Speaker 1: To set the scene, I was twenty years old and

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Speaker 1: Flash forward to a few hours and many drinks later,

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Speaker 1: us to scatter their underage. Several of us were rounded up,

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 1: I promptly scaled the bathroom sink and crawled up into

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Speaker 3: But she was drunk, by the way.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I probably should have stayed where I was, but

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Speaker 4: She's just running die hard in her mind.

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Speaker 3: What ton go?

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Speaker 1: Great? Yeah, that is not how things went down. I

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately for me, this was directly over where the police

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Speaker 1: They immediately shone their flashlights through the hole. Just she's drunk,

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Speaker 2: Or she should have been freed for being so genius.

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Speaker 1: This story has become lore in my hometown, and I

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Speaker 1: ask me if it really happened. Yes, yes, yes, this

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Speaker 3: Kate, Kate, also your underage.

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Speaker 4: So this is just you beginning your partying career, right,

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Speaker 4: This is an incredible start.

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Speaker 2: It's so brave.

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Speaker 3: So rim does go for it? Just do it?

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Speaker 2: Why not?

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Speaker 1: If you have a chance to take it. It might

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Speaker 1: not work out the way you think it would.

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Speaker 4: Right, but you will have a story. You will and

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Speaker 4: even if it hurts, and even if you get arrested.

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Speaker 4: What are we saying, Oh, this is good.

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Speaker 3: Don't listen to our advice.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, don't listen to anything except for this next email.

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Speaker 4: And I'm not going to read you the subject line

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Speaker 4: in all caps. It starts It's my time to shine

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Speaker 4: Nott with a bunch of isaies, greetings and salutations. Growing

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Speaker 1: He's like, oh, my friend, my college friend, it's Harrison Ford.

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Speaker 4: And it's basically like, I'm a normal experience sherpa for

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Speaker 4: They're just kind of like, Oh, it's just a guy

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Speaker 1: Like we would have bothered him. Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 3: You'r Han Solo. You're fucking Indiana Joe.

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Speaker 3: Come on, okay, tell you more. I want I want

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Speaker 4: I just started thinking about watching Rader is the Lost

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Speaker 3: Like, this is it's the best. It's the best.

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Speaker 2: It's He's amazing.

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Speaker 4: Our dumb little kid brains could have cared less who

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Speaker 2: Well, that's the story.

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Speaker 4: Harrison Ford came to my house, stay sexy and may

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Speaker 4: the Force be with you. Natalie, Oh my god, Natalie

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Speaker 1: Oh shit, that's one of the big ones.

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Speaker 3: And they didn't.

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Speaker 3: I wonder if the parents, now I know the must have.

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Speaker 2: They were anti pop culture.

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Speaker 4: What would you say if Harrison Ford was a drop

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Speaker 3: Okay, introduce yourself as Harrison Wort.

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Speaker 2: Hello, I'm Harrison for Oh hey.

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Speaker 3: Wow, nice to meet you, big fan.

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Speaker 4: That's it, perfect man, perfectly done with a little finger

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Speaker 3: Now, that's it. That's it.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to freak out, but like I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: I'm drawing the line that I'm not freaking out right now.

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Speaker 3: Big fan. Well, I'm George hard Stark from My Favorite mar.

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Speaker 4: Oh wait a second, my daughter told me about that.

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Speaker 3: Okay, this last want me to do it? Okay again?

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Speaker 3: What would you do him? I'm him? It just screaming.

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Speaker 4: I love to scream rite into people's face, especially famous people.

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Speaker 1: This is a follow up to one of the stories

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Speaker 3: She went out to the.

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Speaker 1: Wharf to say goodbye with it and ended up throwing

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Speaker 1: I speak for all murderinos when I say we love

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Speaker 2: I'm feeling a butt coming.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Today I was listening to minnesod for sixty three and

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Speaker 1: the story about Jaffy the cat's botched water burial.

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Speaker 3: Well, the story was humorous.

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Speaker 1: I found my heart breaking for her mom, the cat's mom,

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Speaker 1: as I listened. First, I want to discourage anyone from

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Speaker 3: Oh shit.

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Speaker 1: Second, as a veterinarian, I did want to offer Jaffe's

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Speaker 1: I hope Jaffi's mom can rest a little easier knowing

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Speaker 1: where do you listening with? You have been in my

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Speaker 1: with the coolest place being field work in South Africa,

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Speaker 1: as myself and my collaborators work to investigate the impacts

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Speaker 1: of infectious diseases on African lion populations. WHOA so yes,

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Speaker 1: She's a veterinarian.

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Speaker 2: That's incredible.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, thanks for all that you do.

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Speaker 1: Love and hug to the MFM crew and especially the

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Speaker 4: Heather, that was really nice to support in that moment

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Speaker 1: Two things. Don't ever do that again. Yes, it's absolutely

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Speaker 4: You kind of got what you wanted ultimately. Yes, Okay,

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Speaker 4: here's my last one. This is a trash parent story

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Speaker 4: to beat all trash parents to God. Okay, hello, ladies.

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Speaker 2: I love the pod.

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Speaker 4: I've been listening since twenty eighteen when my high school

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Speaker 4: ceramics teacher recommended your podcast. Thank you, Ms Warner. My

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Speaker 4: I love this community anyway. The story I have for

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Speaker 4: you isn't morbid, but a trash mom story. I don't

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, Yeah, she has done at number three, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, she.

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Speaker 3: Went to seven.

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Speaker 4: Dang, So our complaints were not exactly taken seriously. Like

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, my mom.

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Speaker 2: Didn't believe me.

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Speaker 4: My mom didn't believe me and made me get off

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Speaker 3: Walk it off off your broken leg.

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Speaker 4: After taking one step and immediately collapsing. I was taken

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, how many broken bones does seven children

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Speaker 1: bring you? Like, it's a tramp a week and every

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Speaker 4: Oh, you're constantly in the er. Yeah, and you're not

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: That rule, of course, did not apply to my siblings,

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Speaker 4: But this story isn't about me. Another accident happened on

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Speaker 3: Those are so fucking dangerous, they really are.

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Speaker 2: I mean but they're also so fun.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but yes, well, but okay, my brother was jumping

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Speaker 4: her sternum in the crash.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and the crash, she broke her sternum, yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: Oh god, it's so bad.

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Speaker 3: I can't breathe. They can't take a breath.

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Speaker 4: Probably her knee had her chest and cracked it. That's intense.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: But when the doctor delivered the news, I thought you

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Speaker 4: said your daughter had never broken a bone before. My

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Speaker 4: x rays we took, we found old fractures in her back.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 4: My sister broke her back at ten years old and

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Speaker 4: wasn't treated until she was sixteen.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: My parents are divorced, and my dad loves to bring

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Speaker 4: up all the injuries that happened on her watch. But

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Speaker 4: my sister complained to him too, and he also brushed

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Speaker 4: her off.

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Speaker 3: He was a fucking paramedic, so he should have known better.

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Speaker 2: And he was a paramedic.

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Speaker 3: He still let them have a trampoline.

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Speaker 4: You don't go over and at least do one of

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Speaker 4: those like how does this feel?

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Speaker 3: Two? So you're fine? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Can you see this finger?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: No, my back is broken.

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Speaker 3: Finger. Can you fucking blame me?

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Speaker 4: Stay off the fucking trampoline. Cheers to my strong ass

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Speaker 4: sister whose side note walked up that snowy hill by

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Speaker 4: herself after she broke her sternum so my mom would

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Speaker 4: stop freaking out.

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Speaker 2: No tears, Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: And then it just says, anyway, be aware of trampolines ssdgm.

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Speaker 1: Aj AJ great email, everyone's send us you and your

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Speaker 1: siblings injuries like your childhood fucked up injuries that like

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Speaker 1: nobody paid attention to.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I want those so bad.

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Speaker 4: My sister fully broke her wrist and my mom was

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Speaker 4: like when she wouldn't stop crying. My mom was fine,

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Speaker 4: put a cold compress on it.

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Speaker 3: She was a nurse.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Vince absolutely was chased through the sliding glass door

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Speaker 1: by his brother. His brother was chasing him like a

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Speaker 1: knife or something, of course, and like broke his arm,

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Speaker 1: and you know, I was.

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Speaker 3: Like, yeah, get over it.

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Speaker 4: That happened in my My friend Christine got chased through

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Speaker 4: the sliding glass door and like it's that thing where

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Speaker 4: like everybody's fighting and you think this one thing has

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Speaker 4: happened and suddenly it's like holy shit.

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Speaker 3: And stops to be like where's the blood coming from?

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Speaker 4: Yes, the kids have to like how do we make

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Speaker 4: it so mom doesn't find out we just broke the

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Speaker 4: exciting glass door.

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Speaker 3: So hilarious childhood injuries, right is what we want.

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Speaker 4: We need the people who they happened to to be

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Speaker 4: okay today.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, that's for us.

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Speaker 4: send them to my Favorite Murder at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 3: That's right, and stay sex and don't get murdered.

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Speaker 2: Oh I never say that part.

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Speaker 3: That's oh yeah, I know it.

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Speaker 4: Yes, she's all right, Gube, Bye, bye bye, Elvis.

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Speaker 1: is Tessa Hughes.

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