WEBVTT - Phone Tap: Clover Commandeers J. Crew

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<v Speaker 2>D u y away.

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<v Speaker 3>In today's prank call, we reach out to a woman

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<v Speaker 3>who's been a store manager at J Crewe for the

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<v Speaker 3>last few years. She loves her job and her employees,

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<v Speaker 3>but she's been feeling pressure lightly to keep everything running smoothly,

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<v Speaker 3>and that's gonna be a problem today. Her assistant manager

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<v Speaker 3>just emailed her while she's on vacation, saying, sorry, staff

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<v Speaker 3>was low, so I had to do an emergency hire.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, And now she's about to meet her newest employee,

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<v Speaker 3>Frank aka Clover. Come in your phone tab right now

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<v Speaker 3>another twenty.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, this Amma?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Who's this?

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<v Speaker 2>This is Frank? I mean mate's coming, Clover and you're

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<v Speaker 2>technically my colonel and I'm at your command. I'm so

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<v Speaker 2>sorry away in orders, boss.

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<v Speaker 4>Could you start again? Who is this me?

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<v Speaker 2>Name's Frank on the new hire here over at J Crew.

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<v Speaker 2>Did CARSI not tell you about me.

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<v Speaker 4>This is quite bizarre. It's Cathy there. Could you put

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<v Speaker 4>casting on the line please?

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<v Speaker 2>Negative. Actually, CARSI had an emergency, so she left me

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<v Speaker 2>with the keys to the store because the thing she

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<v Speaker 2>hired me a few days ago.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait a minute, are you serious right now?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm always serious. Even as a baby, I was trained

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<v Speaker 2>not to laugh. Okay, parents would say Google, but they

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<v Speaker 2>never went for Google.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you at the J Crew store right now? Are

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<v Speaker 4>you on location?

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<v Speaker 2>Affirmative? Carsei? Your manager? She had an emergency. How to leave.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the only one that's employed here.

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<v Speaker 4>First of all, Cassi has no hiring ability whatsoever. She's

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<v Speaker 4>not allowed to hire anybody. So it sounds to me

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<v Speaker 4>like there's been a complete store emergency and she handed

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<v Speaker 4>keys to some sacho off the street, no offense.

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<v Speaker 2>She told me that she sent you an email about this.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean she sent me an email mentioning hiring somebody,

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<v Speaker 4>but she didn't. First of all, I'm on vacation, so

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't respond to that.

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<v Speaker 2>Second of all, pardon me, may I ask? Why are

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<v Speaker 2>you're vacationing out?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry?

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, let me tell you. Hold on, be quiet, let

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<v Speaker 2>me hear the backgrounds somewhere warm, I see you? Are you?

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<v Speaker 2>And Marcho paid you. I can recognize the Chilean mountainside

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<v Speaker 2>in any moment, okay, and I can tell you what

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<v Speaker 2>a bought. He's a buried too.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Okay, this is a lot to take in. Can

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<v Speaker 4>you just back up for me a second. If you're

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<v Speaker 4>at the store right now, is marked there or den?

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<v Speaker 4>Who else is there with you? Right now?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll have the entire perimeter under control, and it's just

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<v Speaker 2>me that is actually one I'm calling you. I have

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<v Speaker 2>a couple questions.

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<v Speaker 4>Christ of all, you shouldn't be there alone if you're

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<v Speaker 4>a brand new person.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not alone. Always got my team around me? What

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<v Speaker 2>always watching? Always ready?

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<v Speaker 4>What does that mean? I mean this is scary.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you've got Jay Crewe. I've always got a crew.

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<v Speaker 2>You ever heard of only six?

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<v Speaker 4>What are you talking about? I checked your email and

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<v Speaker 4>he said that they would experience.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I have experience. That's why I took the position,

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<v Speaker 2>especially when I see here you needed a good folder.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we need people to full close. That's kind of

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<v Speaker 4>what the job is.

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<v Speaker 2>I've actually folded up seventeen snow leopard skins in the

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<v Speaker 2>mountains of Siberia. I had to make my own tents

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<v Speaker 2>so I wouldn't die drinking my own blood. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>and I had water with me.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't even know how to respond to that. You

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<v Speaker 4>need to get out of it right now.

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<v Speaker 2>You want me to get out of the store or

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<v Speaker 2>get out of this display case that I'm currently hiding in.

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<v Speaker 2>What None of the customers can see me? And that's

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<v Speaker 2>how I like it. It makes me more comfortable. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>always watching and all they see is a rack of jackets.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop must like Moroccan leather to me, and.

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<v Speaker 4>That's this isn't a spy machine.

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<v Speaker 2>You're selling clothes, clothes funded by a secret militia fighting

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<v Speaker 2>rebel pirates off the coast of Johannesburg, a k a.

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<v Speaker 2>The J Crew.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't you move, don't touch anything frozen. I'm gonna cast somebody.

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<v Speaker 4>They're gonna come over right now. That's how we're gonna

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<v Speaker 4>handle this.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you sure they're gonna find me when they show up,

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<v Speaker 2>because I'll be frozen like a mannequin hidden in plain sign. No,

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<v Speaker 2>that's how Potent missed me twice.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't move, Just don't move. Someone's coming right now. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>still still right now. And you're going to give them

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<v Speaker 4>the keys, Okay, the keys when they come.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't hun the keleys over if I'm frozen, you're

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<v Speaker 2>told be frozenhhy. And also, I'll tell you this is

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<v Speaker 2>a prank phone call. What your assistant manager cars It's

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<v Speaker 2>gotten really hard to talk. Okay, I'm just going to

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<v Speaker 2>stop the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Your assistant manager, Cassie set you up for this.

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<v Speaker 2>Has she sent you an email saying she heard a

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<v Speaker 2>guy named Frank but it's really me. This is from

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<v Speaker 2>Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, I almost got on a plane. Oh

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<v Speaker 4>my god.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry for freaking you out.

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<v Speaker 4>He's fired.

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<v Speaker 2>No, do not fire, Cassie. Actually, you know, funny see,

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<v Speaker 2>I know someone who's perfect for a joke.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you, No, thank you. I don't think I need

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<v Speaker 4>a over running my store, if.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, won't we run in this store? Watern't I

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<v Speaker 2>just go sabotage Eddie bare instead?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>The week up Every morning was fill tabs weekday mornings

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