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Speaker 1: Jubiles Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: I do, sweet?

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Speaker 1: What is it? So?

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Speaker 2: My wife started doing this whole like new healthy living

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Speaker 2: thing for her New Year's resolution, and I mean I

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Speaker 2: was all for it, like, you know, I wanted to

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Speaker 2: support her, but then she kind of suggested that I

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Speaker 2: start doing it with her, and I mean, you know,

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Speaker 2: like she's scary, I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 1: What she said.

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Speaker 3: Oh, everyone loves to be described that way.

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Speaker 2: But the secret is I wait until she goes to bed,

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Speaker 2: and then at least twice a week, I order myself

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Speaker 2: something from like uber Eats, and then I eat it

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Speaker 2: and then I throw it in the neighbor's trash. I mean,

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Speaker 2: she's even started commenting about like how unhealthy the neighbors eat,

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Speaker 2: because like she'll see like the pizza box poking out

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Speaker 2: of their trash can stuff.

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Speaker 1: But it's all me alone in the car. Yeah. Do

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Speaker 1: you feel any shame? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: But I mean you know this isn't like something that

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Speaker 2: I started, you know, like it's all hurt.

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Speaker 3: It.

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Speaker 1: Well, good luck with that, and thank you for telling

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Speaker 1: us your very little secret. You got it, mane.

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