WEBVTT - Phone Tap: Computer Virus

0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:02.880
<v Speaker 1>One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote

0:00:02.880 --> 0:00:06.280
<v Speaker 1>consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.

0:00:06.360 --> 0:00:08.960
<v Speaker 1>Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

0:00:09.000 --> 0:00:12.159
<v Speaker 1>consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d

0:00:12.200 --> 0:00:16.640
<v Speaker 1>Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. It's time

0:00:16.680 --> 0:00:18.800
<v Speaker 1>for your phone tap. And today I call a guy

0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:20.960
<v Speaker 1>who dropped off his computer a few days ago at

0:00:20.960 --> 0:00:23.440
<v Speaker 1>a repair shop. Oh that's always the worst. That means

0:00:23.480 --> 0:00:25.320
<v Speaker 1>something's wrong with it. Well, apparently it got a few

0:00:25.400 --> 0:00:29.920
<v Speaker 1>viruses on it. Oh wonder how that happened. Anyway, he's

0:00:29.960 --> 0:00:34.000
<v Speaker 1>about to get less than stellar customer service. Oh shocking,

0:00:34.400 --> 0:00:37.279
<v Speaker 1>because the technician that's working on it may or may

0:00:37.320 --> 0:00:41.559
<v Speaker 1>not be under the influence. So yeah, we tried some

0:00:41.840 --> 0:00:45.360
<v Speaker 1>risky things to fix it. We'll see if it worked. Okay,

0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:54.200
<v Speaker 1>in your phone tap right now. As on the twenties, Hello, Hey,

0:00:54.200 --> 0:01:01.240
<v Speaker 1>this is Buddo with computer repair looking to speak with Many. Yeah,

0:01:01.280 --> 0:01:07.480
<v Speaker 1>it's many. Hell what well, you dropped off a laptop

0:01:07.560 --> 0:01:11.800
<v Speaker 1>a couple of days ago. Uh yeah, okay, how's it going?

0:01:11.920 --> 0:01:15.479
<v Speaker 1>Is it ready that they picked up now? Or uh? Well,

0:01:15.520 --> 0:01:19.520
<v Speaker 1>I mean you can pick it up, but it's not

0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:25.480
<v Speaker 1>fixed yet. Okay, I don't understand. Why do you call

0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:30.040
<v Speaker 1>me then? Oh? Yeah, so apparently there was like a

0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:35.520
<v Speaker 1>virus on your computer, right correct, Yeah, but it was

0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:40.640
<v Speaker 1>a tricky one. I gotta say, he's a tricky little guy. Dude,

0:01:40.680 --> 0:01:43.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be honest. You sound a little high or

0:01:43.160 --> 0:01:45.399
<v Speaker 1>drunk or something. Can you get to the bottom of

0:01:45.440 --> 0:01:48.920
<v Speaker 1>what we're talking about here? Okay, I'm so okay. I'll

0:01:48.960 --> 0:01:51.280
<v Speaker 1>boil it down for you like a hard boiled egg.

0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:55.640
<v Speaker 1>After researching this, turns out the thing that you have

0:01:55.720 --> 0:02:01.560
<v Speaker 1>on your computer, it's called the Tailor Swift virus. Okay,

0:02:01.920 --> 0:02:05.120
<v Speaker 1>what does that mean? Necessarily even downloads like a bunch

0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:10.400
<v Speaker 1>of sad music on your computer, super sad. I didn't

0:02:10.440 --> 0:02:12.360
<v Speaker 1>have that problem when I brought it in there. I

0:02:12.400 --> 0:02:14.480
<v Speaker 1>was just having an issue with pop ups coming up

0:02:14.480 --> 0:02:16.480
<v Speaker 1>with my AD blocker. That was the whole reason that

0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:18.119
<v Speaker 1>I brought it in. And for you get to look

0:02:18.160 --> 0:02:21.520
<v Speaker 1>at it, well, you didn't check your music portfolio. It's

0:02:21.560 --> 0:02:25.239
<v Speaker 1>super depressing right now. But I'm telling you hackers or

0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:28.360
<v Speaker 1>be like, they'll do whatever. Okay, Well, I mean, is

0:02:28.360 --> 0:02:29.880
<v Speaker 1>this something that you guys can take care of? That's

0:02:29.880 --> 0:02:31.080
<v Speaker 1>why I brought it into you. I mean, do you

0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:34.160
<v Speaker 1>need my permission or something? Oh? So here's what I did.

0:02:34.760 --> 0:02:38.200
<v Speaker 1>I read online on a subreddit that you could fix

0:02:38.240 --> 0:02:41.919
<v Speaker 1>it if you download the Kanye West virus and then

0:02:42.000 --> 0:02:45.320
<v Speaker 1>the Taylor Swift virus and the Kanye virus. They're supposed

0:02:45.360 --> 0:02:47.920
<v Speaker 1>to like fight each other. I don't want you to

0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:51.000
<v Speaker 1>be downloading viruses on my computer. You guys are just

0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:55.280
<v Speaker 1>supposed to be removing. It's too late. I already did it, Okay.

0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:57.360
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe this is kind. I don't are you

0:02:57.440 --> 0:02:59.480
<v Speaker 1>qualified to be doing this? Like, is it working the

0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:01.880
<v Speaker 1>way that you saying it's working? Or is it hurting

0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:05.919
<v Speaker 1>my computers? No, the virus is definitely working, like it's

0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:10.000
<v Speaker 1>getting worse. Your computer is like totally dude, Is there

0:03:10.080 --> 0:03:12.839
<v Speaker 1>someone else that I could talk to? Bra at your

0:03:12.880 --> 0:03:21.120
<v Speaker 1>sword too? You're funny, man, Well you're not funny, okay,

0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:23.639
<v Speaker 1>And you're pissing me the thought And I'm gonna come

0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:25.880
<v Speaker 1>there and pick up my computer. I really don't care

0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:28.440
<v Speaker 1>at this point if it's fixed or not. Okay, don't

0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:31.560
<v Speaker 1>touch anything on my computer. I mean, okay, man, like

0:03:31.600 --> 0:03:34.040
<v Speaker 1>you can come and pick it up now. But it's

0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:38.160
<v Speaker 1>in the freezer. So what is the freezer like next

0:03:38.200 --> 0:03:42.800
<v Speaker 1>to the refrigerator? In the freezer part? He's going on

0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:44.840
<v Speaker 1>over there, There's no reason for you to put a

0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:49.119
<v Speaker 1>computer in a freezer. Wow, I was just getting frustrated

0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:51.800
<v Speaker 1>with the Kanye stuff coming up on. Listen to me,

0:03:52.000 --> 0:03:55.200
<v Speaker 1>dumb dumb, I need you to take my computer out

0:03:55.200 --> 0:03:57.080
<v Speaker 1>of the freezer. Oh my god, put it in a

0:03:57.200 --> 0:04:00.520
<v Speaker 1>nice safe spot so nothing happens to it. Okay, did

0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:04.000
<v Speaker 1>you just call me dumb dumb? That's what you've heard?

0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:07.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I love dumb dumbs. There's out of

0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:09.560
<v Speaker 1>everything that I said to you, that's the only thing

0:04:09.600 --> 0:04:12.520
<v Speaker 1>that you've heard. Hey, when you come over and get

0:04:12.560 --> 0:04:15.600
<v Speaker 1>your computer, could you like maybe pick up a dumb

0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:19.400
<v Speaker 1>dumb and bring it like that would make my day. Bro,

0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:24.520
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna make me lose my mind. Bro, come down there.

0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:29.160
<v Speaker 1>I want to lose in your thoor pal dude, dude,

0:04:29.160 --> 0:04:31.840
<v Speaker 1>this chill. I'll pay you back. Like you know, I'm

0:04:31.839 --> 0:04:35.400
<v Speaker 1>not a moocher. Put your boss on the phone right now.

0:04:35.800 --> 0:04:39.159
<v Speaker 1>He's not here, so you're gonna have to wait, Like,

0:04:39.160 --> 0:04:41.040
<v Speaker 1>when is he gonna be there? When is he When

0:04:41.080 --> 0:04:43.400
<v Speaker 1>is he going to be in the office. Well, do

0:04:43.440 --> 0:04:46.440
<v Speaker 1>you maybe want to talk to my other boss? Put

0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:48.840
<v Speaker 1>anybody on the phone other than you. I don't care

0:04:48.880 --> 0:04:52.440
<v Speaker 1>if it's a security guard, the janitor. Put anybody on

0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:57.240
<v Speaker 1>the phone that's in that building except for you. It's

0:04:57.279 --> 0:05:02.440
<v Speaker 1>not funny to stop laughing. Put somebody on the phone, man.

0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:05.400
<v Speaker 1>How many times do I gotta screamed it? I put

0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:08.120
<v Speaker 1>somebody else in the phone. Day. I can't put anybody

0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:10.640
<v Speaker 1>else on the phone. I'm the only one here. Why

0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:15.679
<v Speaker 1>are you laughing? Yourf How many joints smoke today? Smoky?

0:05:18.320 --> 0:05:21.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm laughing because I don't really work at the computer

0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:23.960
<v Speaker 1>repair shop. My name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brook

0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:25.560
<v Speaker 1>and Jeffrey in the Morning, and I'm doing a phone

0:05:25.600 --> 0:05:28.560
<v Speaker 1>tap on you. Okay, I mean, why do you have

0:05:28.600 --> 0:05:32.040
<v Speaker 1>my computer? Now? I don't have your computer. This is

0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:35.559
<v Speaker 1>all a prank. Your brother Fletcher set you up. Mother.

0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:40.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Man. Fletcher told me that you were worried

0:05:40.480 --> 0:05:42.239
<v Speaker 1>that it was taken too long to fix your computer

0:05:42.279 --> 0:05:44.679
<v Speaker 1>after you turned it in, so he wanted to prank

0:05:44.680 --> 0:05:53.920
<v Speaker 1>you about it. I'm sorry. Dude, Kanye West virus every

0:05:54.000 --> 0:05:58.600
<v Speaker 1>morning brooking Jeffrey in the Morning