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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. It's time

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Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And today I call a guy

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Speaker 1: who dropped off his computer a few days ago at

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Speaker 1: a repair shop. Oh that's always the worst. That means

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Speaker 1: something's wrong with it. Well, apparently it got a few

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Speaker 1: viruses on it. Oh wonder how that happened. Anyway, he's

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Speaker 1: about to get less than stellar customer service. Oh shocking,

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Speaker 1: because the technician that's working on it may or may

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Speaker 1: not be under the influence. So yeah, we tried some

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Speaker 1: risky things to fix it. We'll see if it worked. Okay,

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Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now. As on the twenties, Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: this is Buddo with computer repair looking to speak with Many. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's many. Hell what well, you dropped off a laptop

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Speaker 1: a couple of days ago. Uh yeah, okay, how's it going?

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Speaker 1: Is it ready that they picked up now? Or uh? Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean you can pick it up, but it's not

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Speaker 1: fixed yet. Okay, I don't understand. Why do you call

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Speaker 1: me then? Oh? Yeah, so apparently there was like a

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Speaker 1: virus on your computer, right correct, Yeah, but it was

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Speaker 1: a tricky one. I gotta say, he's a tricky little guy. Dude,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. You sound a little high or

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Speaker 1: drunk or something. Can you get to the bottom of

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Speaker 1: what we're talking about here? Okay, I'm so okay. I'll

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Speaker 1: boil it down for you like a hard boiled egg.

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Speaker 1: After researching this, turns out the thing that you have

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Speaker 1: on your computer, it's called the Tailor Swift virus. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what does that mean? Necessarily even downloads like a bunch

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Speaker 1: of sad music on your computer, super sad. I didn't

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Speaker 1: have that problem when I brought it in there. I

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Speaker 1: was just having an issue with pop ups coming up

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Speaker 1: with my AD blocker. That was the whole reason that

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Speaker 1: I brought it in. And for you get to look

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Speaker 1: at it, well, you didn't check your music portfolio. It's

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Speaker 1: super depressing right now. But I'm telling you hackers or

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Speaker 1: be like, they'll do whatever. Okay, Well, I mean, is

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Speaker 1: this something that you guys can take care of? That's

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Speaker 1: why I brought it into you. I mean, do you

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Speaker 1: need my permission or something? Oh? So here's what I did.

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Speaker 1: I read online on a subreddit that you could fix

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Speaker 1: it if you download the Kanye West virus and then

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Speaker 1: the Taylor Swift virus and the Kanye virus. They're supposed

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Speaker 1: to like fight each other. I don't want you to

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Speaker 1: be downloading viruses on my computer. You guys are just

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Speaker 1: supposed to be removing. It's too late. I already did it, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe this is kind. I don't are you

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Speaker 1: qualified to be doing this? Like, is it working the

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Speaker 1: way that you saying it's working? Or is it hurting

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Speaker 1: my computers? No, the virus is definitely working, like it's

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Speaker 1: getting worse. Your computer is like totally dude, Is there

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Speaker 1: someone else that I could talk to? Bra at your

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Speaker 1: sword too? You're funny, man, Well you're not funny, okay,

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Speaker 1: And you're pissing me the thought And I'm gonna come

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Speaker 1: there and pick up my computer. I really don't care

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Speaker 1: at this point if it's fixed or not. Okay, don't

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Speaker 1: touch anything on my computer. I mean, okay, man, like

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Speaker 1: you can come and pick it up now. But it's

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Speaker 1: in the freezer. So what is the freezer like next

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Speaker 1: to the refrigerator? In the freezer part? He's going on

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Speaker 1: over there, There's no reason for you to put a

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Speaker 1: computer in a freezer. Wow, I was just getting frustrated

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Speaker 1: with the Kanye stuff coming up on. Listen to me,

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Speaker 1: dumb dumb, I need you to take my computer out

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Speaker 1: of the freezer. Oh my god, put it in a

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Speaker 1: nice safe spot so nothing happens to it. Okay, did

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Speaker 1: you just call me dumb dumb? That's what you've heard?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love dumb dumbs. There's out of

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Speaker 1: everything that I said to you, that's the only thing

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Speaker 1: that you've heard. Hey, when you come over and get

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Speaker 1: your computer, could you like maybe pick up a dumb

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Speaker 1: dumb and bring it like that would make my day. Bro,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna make me lose my mind. Bro, come down there.

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Speaker 1: I want to lose in your thoor pal dude, dude,

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Speaker 1: this chill. I'll pay you back. Like you know, I'm

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Speaker 1: not a moocher. Put your boss on the phone right now.

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Speaker 1: He's not here, so you're gonna have to wait, Like,

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Speaker 1: when is he gonna be there? When is he When

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Speaker 1: is he going to be in the office. Well, do

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Speaker 1: you maybe want to talk to my other boss? Put

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Speaker 1: anybody on the phone other than you. I don't care

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Speaker 1: if it's a security guard, the janitor. Put anybody on

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Speaker 1: the phone that's in that building except for you. It's

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Speaker 1: not funny to stop laughing. Put somebody on the phone, man.

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Speaker 1: How many times do I gotta screamed it? I put

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Speaker 1: somebody else in the phone. Day. I can't put anybody

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Speaker 1: else on the phone. I'm the only one here. Why

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Speaker 1: are you laughing? Yourf How many joints smoke today? Smoky?

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Speaker 1: I'm laughing because I don't really work at the computer

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Speaker 1: repair shop. My name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and I'm doing a phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you. Okay, I mean, why do you have

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Speaker 1: my computer? Now? I don't have your computer. This is

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Speaker 1: all a prank. Your brother Fletcher set you up. Mother.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Man. Fletcher told me that you were worried

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Speaker 1: that it was taken too long to fix your computer

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Speaker 1: after you turned it in, so he wanted to prank

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Speaker 1: you about it. I'm sorry. Dude, Kanye West virus every

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Speaker 1: morning brooking Jeffrey in the Morning