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Speaker 1: Today, I fked up by disappointing a man who wanted

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Speaker 1: to be laid by the maid.

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Speaker 2: Okop, oh, poor guy, he didn't get what he wanted,

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Speaker 2: so tragic.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like a regular Arnold Schwarzenegger. You know, do you

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Speaker 1: know about the backstory that I know?

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Speaker 3: He he got He did the hanky panky with one.

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Speaker 4: Of his maids, and he has a son.

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Speaker 2: Imagine, dude, that kid must feel I feel so Badcheck

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Speaker 2: why he gets cut a fat check?

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Speaker 1: He gets cut a fat check, bro, And it's still

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Speaker 1: Arnold's son, and he's got that bodybiller genetics.

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Speaker 2: Would you take a being fostered by an illegitimate father

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Speaker 2: for money and a beautiful body?

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Speaker 4: I feel like Arnold was a good good father.

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Speaker 3: I have no idea. I'll leave it up to uh

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Speaker 3: whatever happened.

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Speaker 1: He was in the movies. In the movies, he was

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Speaker 1: a good father. Sometimes that's how you know.

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Speaker 4: That's how you know. Yeah, they don't why in the movies.

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Speaker 3: Obviously.

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Speaker 4: I'm a professional house cleaner in a large city.

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Speaker 1: My first house today was a beautiful, pretty big, four

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Speaker 1: thousand square foot place. I had never cleaned this house

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Speaker 1: before today, first time. It's kind of interesting. To clean

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Speaker 1: the home of people you've never actually met while they're

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Speaker 1: not home. I never snoop, but I do learn a

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Speaker 1: lot just by the state of their house or whatever

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Speaker 1: is out. These people seem like they really needed it,

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Speaker 1: as in it was freaking darty as.

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Speaker 3: Heck oh made throwing down.

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Speaker 1: I would guess they are busy and don't have much

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Speaker 1: time for cleaning and organizing, but definitely have an act

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Speaker 1: of sex life, judging by the master bedroom. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: what was it? The master bedroom. I'm imagining like like

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Speaker 1: chains and stuff and.

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Speaker 3: Just stains all over the all over.

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Speaker 1: Turns on the black light and it just it just

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Speaker 1: blinds off.

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Speaker 3: It's like Quagmire and he like turns it on.

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Speaker 2: It's like the couch flips and it's a bed and

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Speaker 2: there's a disco ball on candles and like and.

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Speaker 1: Like the bed rotates like at Austin Powers. Yeah it

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Speaker 1: Ruby Baby. I love cleaning houses and was amping myself

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Speaker 1: up to do a mini Rocky training montage warm up

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Speaker 1: and finding the perfect music to work to Pantera for

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Speaker 1: all those asking and then it's.

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Speaker 4: Like bar.

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Speaker 1: I was sweating like four hours in, but I was

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Speaker 1: getting this house spar coling clean all I had left

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Speaker 1: was to clean the floors. When a man walks in, Oh,

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Speaker 1: a man with a plan. If you know what I'm saying, bro,

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Speaker 1: you can kind of rhyme man with Sian like like

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Speaker 1: I was with the man. If you know what I'm sing,

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Speaker 1: that's true. I welcomed him home. Hello master, she said.

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Speaker 1: I welcomed him home and let him know I had

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Speaker 1: just cleaned the floors and would be finished soon. He

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Speaker 1: looked super confused, and then kind of grinned and asked

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Speaker 1: if I was his birthday gift?

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Speaker 3: Bound Wow, yeah, these these mops. Is your birthday gift?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I clean floor.

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Speaker 1: I'bout you clean your own floor. I didn't really know

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Speaker 1: what he meant. Maybe his wife's schedule the service on

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Speaker 1: his birthday. I just answered him with maybe, happy birthday,

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Speaker 1: mister Hendrix.

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Speaker 4: I don't think she said it like that service.

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Speaker 1: Happy birthday, mister president.

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Speaker 4: Have you ever watched the Aaron Linroe singing to.

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Speaker 3: I've only heard it imitated.

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Speaker 4: Took it out. It's it's interesting heavy sexual tension. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 4: you can. You can taste the sexual tension in the air.

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Speaker 4: It was like awkward forever.

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Speaker 1: Like that was like like an official President's meeting, and

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Speaker 1: everyone's just like real like knowing and realizing like JFK

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Speaker 1: and Marilyn are definitely the win. Something awkward, so Opie says,

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Speaker 1: happy birthday, mister Hendrix, to which he looked even more

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Speaker 1: confused and told me his name was not mister Henrix. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's because his next door neighbor, my actual client is

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Speaker 1: mister Henrix. And I walk my happy booty into the

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Speaker 1: wrong effort house and clean the living hell out of it.

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Speaker 1: And then the guy who lived there came home and

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Speaker 1: thought I was a sex worker role playing as a

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Speaker 1: house cleaner hired by his wife as his special little

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Speaker 1: birthday present.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 1: I mean his wife and him must have a pretty

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Speaker 1: good relationship if that's what he thought initially. Just hanging man,

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Speaker 1: I mean he probably has a very judging by the

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Speaker 1: master bedroom, as the maid said, having a very.

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Speaker 4: Healthy sex life.

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Speaker 1: I was totally embarrassed explaining myself to this guy my boss.

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Speaker 1: The entry instructions in the app said the client wouldn't

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Speaker 1: be home, but that there was a key end of

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Speaker 1: the map. There was no key into the map, but

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Speaker 1: the front door was unlocked, so I just walked in.

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Speaker 1: This is not even the first time of my life

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Speaker 1: that I've let myself into the wrong house, although the

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Speaker 1: first time was not a work thing and this one was.

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Speaker 4: On the plus side.

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Speaker 1: Dude was so happy with how clean his house was

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Speaker 1: that I finished the floors and he paid me what

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Speaker 1: my company would have charged him plus a tip.

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Speaker 3: Let's go new clients abound.

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Speaker 4: Wow, that's how you do it.

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Speaker 1: Just break into someone's house, clean it and be like, oh, sorry,

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Speaker 1: wrong house. Like I like what you did with the place.

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Speaker 1: Here's your money. I'm your new clients genius.

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Speaker 4: Genius.

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Speaker 1: This is what she got into the more often, come on,

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Speaker 1: there's actually John. There's a service in Woodland Hills like

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Speaker 1: my my hometown, called like Busty Maids. It's literally what

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Speaker 1: what they're describing. It's like like, I don't I don't

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Speaker 1: think it's sex workers. But they they'll come into your

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Speaker 1: house like it's like it's like Hooters for your house.

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Speaker 3: The question is how do you know about it?

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Speaker 2: The recipient of their marketing campaigns, I'll tell you, sir,