Speaker 1: Boys and girls, loved ones of all ages. We are here.
Speaker 1: We are back with another episode of Busting with the Boys,
Speaker 1: Episode two thirty five. Lots to talk about, Oh you
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Speaker 1: to talk about, But you know what, I am a
Speaker 1: little tired. I'll get into that in a second. Right
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Speaker 1: But listen, I'm a little exhausted today. There was a
Speaker 1: tragedy in the lul One household last night. My kids
Speaker 1: and I we do chorn every single night. My daughter,
Speaker 1: my oldest daughter, wins, she goes, she gets the eggs
Speaker 1: from the chickens. We I'll tell you what. I want
Speaker 1: to talk about that too, because there was a fucking
Speaker 1: deal last week right during the UFC fight. So I'm
Speaker 1: actually glad you guys didn't come over for it. We'll
Speaker 1: park in that too. This might be a little vent
Speaker 1: session for me today. I go troll on my kids.
Speaker 1: We got bunnies, we got chickens, we got aw singular duck,
Speaker 1: we got goats, and we got a great Pyrenees to
Speaker 1: watch our goats. And every day we go and we
Speaker 1: do the chorn together, because these kids need to know responsibilities,
Speaker 1: and if we're gonna have all these animals, then obviously
Speaker 1: they're gonna have to learn X, Y and Z about
Speaker 1: these things to keep his little bastards alive. So we go.
Speaker 1: Win hits the chickens as she always does. Ghost picks
Speaker 1: out all the eggs, does an amazing job. She has
Speaker 1: a little basket that's incredible. Their favorite part is going
Speaker 1: to see the bunnies, because part of the bunnies is
Speaker 1: they stay out there. They're cute and adorable. They bring nothing,
Speaker 1: but they're essentially loitering in my house. They don't really
Speaker 1: bring anything to the table. However, they love to hold them.
Speaker 1: They love the pet them, and it is kind of
Speaker 1: an opportunity to them a little more friendly when it
Speaker 1: comes to hand to hand combat with between a kid
Speaker 1: and a little tiny bunny. I go to open the
Speaker 1: door and I see her, our biggest bunny, Easter. There's
Speaker 1: three bunnies. There's Easter, Snickerdodle in spot. Easter is kind
Speaker 1: of just laying there. I'm like, yo, that's weird. Easter's
Speaker 1: usually got a little more peppin as step. He's a
Speaker 1: big bunny. He likes to rip around a little bit,
Speaker 1: and as soon as hears the door opening, he likes
Speaker 1: to get outside. Because those kids can be a little
Speaker 1: messy with the whole deal. I open it up and
Speaker 1: I know right away, this bunny's dead. Is a fucking
Speaker 1: door knumb This bunny has seen its last day, and
Speaker 1: I just think to myself, Oh, fuck, when my six
Speaker 1: year old is going to see this and she's gonna
Speaker 1: shit her pants. I go, oh, what's Easter doing over here?
Speaker 1: And she's like, grab him. I want to hold them,
Speaker 1: and I look at him and I there's no way
Speaker 1: around it. I have to face my children and let
Speaker 1: him know that the Good Lord took this bunny from
Speaker 1: us and is now hopefully in bunny Heaven. I don't
Speaker 1: know this guy's backstory. I don't know what he's doing
Speaker 1: when I'm not around, but we're gonna hope he's made
Speaker 1: it to heaven. My daughter takes a deep breath, stares
Speaker 1: at him, and just starts to fucking lose it. Man.
Speaker 1: She starts to cry, and she's talking about how great
Speaker 1: of a bunny he was and all the things he's
Speaker 1: done for our family and all this stuff. And I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: this bunny really didn't do that much. But I'm so
Speaker 1: glad that her heart is so pure and beautiful to
Speaker 1: where that she's looking at this bunny's a beautiful line.
Speaker 1: I'm starting to remind her we've had two bunnies in
Speaker 1: the past, and Meatball and Jeff. They've passed away and
Speaker 1: now they're probably now Easter is probably with Meatball and
Speaker 1: Jeff now, and like what a beautiful thing because Jeff
Speaker 1: with was Easter's brother, like they were boys. And uh,
Speaker 1: last summer Jeff found his demise, which actually hurt me
Speaker 1: probably the most. Jeff was my favorite bunny of the crew.
Speaker 1: I named him and uh, yes, Jack, I might have
Speaker 1: missed this.
Speaker 3: How did this most recent bunny pass just national causes?
Speaker 1: I don't know, he's only two years old. I have
Speaker 1: no idea. We're still we're gonna we're gonna send him in.
Speaker 1: We're gonna send him in and we're gonna figure out
Speaker 1: what happened to this poor bunny. Because bunnies, if you're
Speaker 1: looking up how long bunnies live, it's about eight years
Speaker 1: in captivity. I've already checked that because I thought, is
Speaker 1: that an old age for a bunny? It wasn't. And
Speaker 1: like this last week has been really hot outside and
Speaker 1: that's how the last bunny went versus back hind legs
Speaker 1: went And it was kind of a sad little deal
Speaker 1: to see him kind of dragging them legs around. That's
Speaker 1: a whole bit of a deal. This is a kids show.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to bring that into everything. But it
Speaker 1: was very sad now easter as door on. I'm stiff
Speaker 1: as a board. My daughter's losing her fucking mind. I
Speaker 1: did look into it. It was a cool day yesterday. It
Speaker 1: was kind of overcast, a little bit breezy, like it
Speaker 1: was great. It was a great day to be a
Speaker 1: bunny in the outside. So I have no idea how
Speaker 1: this bunny died. We I gotta I gotta look into
Speaker 1: it a little bit more. I'm consoling my daughter. I
Speaker 1: I owe, you want to build him a grave?
Speaker 4: Do you want to?
Speaker 1: You want to make him a grave? And she's like
Speaker 1: sniffling yes, and I'm like, okay, yeah, well we'll build
Speaker 1: him a grave, sweetie. Like it's gonna We're gonna have
Speaker 1: a nice little eulogy for the bunny. It's seven forty
Speaker 1: five at this point. Like my kids, I started to
Speaker 1: put them down at six forty five, all right, they
Speaker 1: get themselves. They get an easy twelve hours of sleep
Speaker 1: every single day. That's kind of that I am, because
Speaker 1: we have fucking a good little regiment going. But at
Speaker 1: seven forty five, so already hour past the bedtime. It
Speaker 1: is what it is. I start to dig into this
Speaker 1: fucking ground. Boys, I was with the shovel for twenty minutes,
Speaker 1: twenty goddamn minutes, show trying to get in, literally jumping
Speaker 1: on top of the shovel just to get it a
Speaker 1: little bit deeper. I got that motherfucker four inches deep.
Speaker 1: Max Max, dude, and I think eight, it's not gonna
Speaker 1: this is this is it. I'm gonna come back later.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give the bunny the old fucking the catapult,
Speaker 1: send him, send him on his way, send him flying
Speaker 1: in style like that'ses gon't have to happen to this
Speaker 1: poor damn bunny. But we got to look out for
Speaker 1: the rest of the crew. We can't have put his
Speaker 1: roll around. So we get like a stake and we
Speaker 1: put it down. That sounds tombstone and wind gives. By god,
Speaker 1: what a well spoken six year old gives the most
Speaker 1: beautiful eulogy. It almost brought a tear to my eye.
Speaker 1: And then the rest of the night, until about ten
Speaker 1: eleven o'clock a night, was me essentially consoling her. My
Speaker 1: three year old is a psychopath. She looked at this bunny,
Speaker 1: she goes, is it dead? I say, yeah, it's dead,
Speaker 1: and she goes okay, and then kind of went about
Speaker 1: her married business. We're gonna have to unpack that later
Speaker 1: because that's a little scary. She's a suspect, she is
Speaker 1: she might be a suspect in this whole thing. She
Speaker 1: might be a It was kind of a That was
Speaker 1: a weird deal, but I feel like we'll definitely get
Speaker 1: to that later in life. I got to deal with
Speaker 1: this fiberl who's losing your mind. She wants to call everybody.
Speaker 1: And this is the worst part. I had to grab
Speaker 1: the bunny and I had to put the bunny in
Speaker 1: its shallow grave. And as I'm grabbing the bunny, like
Speaker 1: Riga Mortis has truly set in his eyes all squished
Speaker 1: on one side because the boy was laying on his
Speaker 1: right side when I picked him up, and I pick
Speaker 1: him up, but the other eyes wide open. And seeing
Speaker 1: the eye wide open for my daughter gave her a
Speaker 1: glimmer of hope and now then so pain like it
Speaker 1: was happiness to see the bunnies, horrible pain to see
Speaker 1: death of a bunny, glimmer of hope to see an
Speaker 1: eye open. Maybe he was tricking us the whole time
Speaker 1: to now we have to restart the whole sadness of
Speaker 1: everything that really kicked off the night for the little
Speaker 1: one household. My wife, God love her. She's in Italy,
Speaker 1: having the time of her fucking life, ripping around Italian boys,
Speaker 1: pluck salivating all over her. Good for her. We all
Speaker 1: need that. We all need a boost once in a while.
Speaker 1: You know, you go out when we go on spring
Speaker 1: football tour and there's you know, one girl that's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're you know, handsome boy or whatever. We've all gotten
Speaker 1: a compliment. You're like, yeah, I fucking needed that, So
Speaker 1: good for her. I'm dealing with this at home and
Speaker 1: it's a bit of a fucking deal. So that's how
Speaker 1: I feel. In a more positive light. JPG has something
Speaker 1: to say.
Speaker 2: Brother, I was just gonna say you talking about how
Speaker 2: shallow it was. I feel like, uh, Wayne's gonna be
Speaker 2: running around in the backyard.
Speaker 1: She like, trip over the mouth, dude. Okay, it's all
Speaker 1: tucked away where they don't really run. So that's one positive.
Speaker 1: But this morning it was I want to see easter.
Speaker 1: I want to see it's already raining outside, and I
Speaker 1: know that a predator's probably dug down by the rock.
Speaker 1: I haven't been out there. I haven't been to the
Speaker 1: site yet. You know, Willow's feet were a little money
Speaker 1: this morning, which makes me a little worried. She was
Speaker 1: out there finishing the job and the other buddies. But
Speaker 1: fuck dude, Like I literally was like, we can't see
Speaker 1: him right now because it's raining. Aside, they praise Jesus,
Speaker 1: it was raining outside today. You know your boy doesn't
Speaker 1: like rain, but thank God, right, and so I'm thinking
Speaker 1: that motherfucker's probably slipping slide around this property somewhere, and
Speaker 1: I'm to go find his ass later. Hopefully a bob
Speaker 1: kept something that can stack them up for me. Do
Speaker 1: the boy a favor. So that is that is a
Speaker 1: big fear and a more positive light. Nine minutes and
Speaker 1: eighteen seconds into this podcast, the Beer Olympics officially come
Speaker 1: out in the blog and it did take over a month,
Speaker 1: but I would like the boys to give JP a
Speaker 1: round of apostle. Putting that thing together that was it
Speaker 1: wasn't art, I truly, brother. It's a forty five minute
Speaker 1: long video and I've watched it on four separate occasions
Speaker 1: and I genuinely laugh. I was there, but it's so
Speaker 1: fun to see the different dynamics, the confession corner, all that,
Speaker 1: I get fucking mad, I get fucking angry as fuck
Speaker 1: sing Kittle and to Forrest Buckner. But sometimes you need
Speaker 1: those losses to put things into perspective and really to
Speaker 1: jump yourself to the next deal. Like we well and
Speaker 1: I got to get in the film room. We gotta
Speaker 1: take the coaching the way we need to take it,
Speaker 1: and get on the practice field and start a little
Speaker 1: early in the practice. I'm thinking as soon as possible
Speaker 1: when I get back from Canada, which I'm leaving for tomorrow,
Speaker 1: and he's already going to be back, get in. We
Speaker 1: get in the get in the lab a little bit,
Speaker 1: and start working. One thing I didn't notice during the
Speaker 1: Olympics was him having a ping pong ball in his hand.
Speaker 1: That was wild, And I was texting with him yesterday
Speaker 1: about it, which would be Wednesday. This is Thursday. This
Speaker 1: podcast is coming out Tuesday. He I was like, I
Speaker 1: genuinely don't believe you actually cheated on purpose, and he
Speaker 1: via text you can't read emotion. He really seemed like
Speaker 1: I wasn't cheating, and I have no choice but to
Speaker 1: believe that. Man, he's a man of character. He is.
Speaker 1: He's a man of characters. So for those of you
Speaker 1: who see that and think will scummy for it, I
Speaker 1: would do that. I will tell you right now, you
Speaker 1: give me an inch, im a thick a mile when
Speaker 1: it comes to those kind of competitions, I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 1: Will not the individual James Neil dead to this family,
Speaker 1: dead to us. He'll never be invited back to the
Speaker 1: house again. I see it. It's just like a fresh muan.
Speaker 1: Every single time I see him put his ass in
Speaker 1: my face. And so I'm trying to pick up that
Speaker 1: ping pong ball. What a fucking time. Was there a
Speaker 1: special moment for you guys that maybe wasn't on film
Speaker 1: that you loved so much? Excuse me?
Speaker 4: The whole like you guys wrestling in the pool I
Speaker 4: thought was hilarious.
Speaker 5: I love that, But I mean we were all kind
Speaker 5: of sober dealing with a bunch of drunk people.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that had to be a fucking deal for
Speaker 1: you guys, huh for sure? Yeah, anybody else, just feel
Speaker 1: good about it.
Speaker 6: God, you got it.
Speaker 3: This has had nothing to do with beer Olympics, but
Speaker 3: it took place at it.
Speaker 1: The boys are obviously.
Speaker 3: Grinding all day didn't get to eat much. And at
Speaker 3: one point during the end of the day, me and
Speaker 3: Mitch went absolutely house on this to go thingle wings
Speaker 3: from Martin's and we're like, we're just gonna like one
Speaker 3: or two, and like, no, lie, we probably both took
Speaker 3: down like twelve wings in like ten minutes. Yeah, just
Speaker 3: kept going one more, one more, and like we're just
Speaker 3: walking around ear and so for me personally, that was
Speaker 3: a great moment.
Speaker 1: And then getting food during beer Olympics was your first moment? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get that, I get it.
Speaker 2: I wish I wish we would have thought sad a
Speaker 2: little more. But he should give out some accolades. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: some superlatives I'm gonna have for Google superlatives later. Is
Speaker 2: that's essentially the word for accolades?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, okay, okay, okay, Yeah, I'm super down with that.
Speaker 1: Is there something that comes to mind of Nah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And would you saying an MVP to me based
Speaker 2: off the footage has gotta be dfo really?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he crushed it every game, dude, seeing him hit
Speaker 1: that shot glass and getting the slow moo shot. Who
Speaker 1: got that shot? Uh? Yeah, wasn't it Mitch? Nice work, dude?
Speaker 1: Because it was perfect. I watched that video before it
Speaker 1: came out with Nick Bennett and his father and literally
Speaker 1: he throws it on the ping pun ball and they
Speaker 1: hit and he thinks a shot and he's like, man,
Speaker 1: it would have been great if he had slow mo.
Speaker 1: Seriously cuts right to the slow mo. I was like, Fuck,
Speaker 1: these boys are really fucking on top of it. Dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, dude, divorce like that whole all of
Speaker 2: the beer ball games, he's not missing and like they
Speaker 2: were getting screwed a lot with like how much was
Speaker 2: left in his thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's gotta be a rule on that, for sure.
Speaker 1: We gotta we got to iron out some rules for sure.
Speaker 1: I play. I was at Kittle Fests a week after,
Speaker 1: two weeks after, and he's got a whole different way
Speaker 1: he plays beer ball, where you literally have to like
Speaker 1: like blowing the can, make sure there's not one drop
Speaker 1: and hold it over your head for three seconds, and
Speaker 1: if there's one drop, you have a whole new beer.
Speaker 1: I think that's a fucking I like the way because
Speaker 1: it is truly the pure way of playing. However, with
Speaker 1: the tempo of the game and how long this Beer
Speaker 1: Olympics took, that's not gonna be a rule that's gonna
Speaker 1: be put in place, like there needs to be a
Speaker 1: little more leniency on how slawshy that can is. At
Speaker 1: the end, I get it for the chug because the
Speaker 1: chug you're you're supposed to consume the entire beer. But
Speaker 1: for the beer ball, it is definitely one of those
Speaker 1: things where it's like, get the beer down if there's
Speaker 1: a little bit left, it is what it is. But
Speaker 1: and then but there needs to be some sort of
Speaker 1: measuring stick, which could be a beer beer cap, could
Speaker 1: be a shot glass whatever. I thought it was really good.
Speaker 1: I thought I thought the boys did a phenomenal fucking
Speaker 1: drop during that, dude, and it's been I mean, we
Speaker 1: just looked at the numbers a second ago, and that's awesome.
Speaker 1: But if you haven't seen it, go check it out.
Speaker 1: It is. It is fucking awesome, man. And I also,
Speaker 1: one thing we should do is get two fans to
Speaker 1: come next year. We should have We should do a
Speaker 1: raffle or something and maybe put on an amateur event
Speaker 1: and invite ten teams. We're not in it, and we
Speaker 1: just the winner of that event comes and plays a
Speaker 1: week later a qualifier. How do we feel about that.
Speaker 1: It seems like a lot. Yeah, I mean that would
Speaker 1: be tough because you'd really tell you boys, if you
Speaker 1: guys took it was a hard day's work. It was
Speaker 1: a hard day's work doing that.
Speaker 2: You'd be hosting two events and ten teams. A lot
Speaker 2: of people like bring out here.
Speaker 1: And they wouldn't be at my house. We just go somewhere.
Speaker 1: We would just go to if we'd go to the
Speaker 1: old shed, the old shed we were at behind the
Speaker 1: abandoned church. But yeah, dude, what a fucking time? What
Speaker 1: a time? Is there anything I'm missing before we hit
Speaker 1: some of these pet peeves or anything like that. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: big They were a big, big favorite at Beer Olympics,
Speaker 1: an absolute favorite at Beer Olympics. But let's hit some
Speaker 1: uh we did. We had Neighborurgazi coming on the podcast.
Speaker 1: He was incredible, obviously as a Nashville kid. A lot
Speaker 1: of stories about being a kid, lawn mowers his first job,
Speaker 1: shitty jobs. We have an excellent Duke Cannon. All right, sorry,
Speaker 1: not Duke Cannon a dude Wipe segment with him shittiest
Speaker 1: time in his life, in his career and what happened
Speaker 1: And then obviously the twisted question this week is going
Speaker 1: to be him if the drunkes he's really ever been
Speaker 1: in those phenomenal story as well. I think you guys
Speaker 1: will really do that. With that being said, let's set
Speaker 1: some shout out no free shoutout. Jape will start with
Speaker 1: you the Mike's closest.
Speaker 2: My shout out no free shout out. This morning, I
Speaker 2: was at Cracker Barrel and we had an amazing waitress, Roberta,
Speaker 2: and she even just my shot. No free shoutout goes
Speaker 2: to waitresses that make you feel like they're almost like
Speaker 2: act like your mom.
Speaker 1: How they talk to you, They're like, what can I
Speaker 1: get for you today? Baby?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You just start rubbing your shoulder and like exactly. It
Speaker 2: just makes you feel so good, you feel so welcome,
Speaker 2: you feel so safe. So I would like to shout
Speaker 2: out those waitresses that make me feel like they're little boy.
Speaker 1: Shout out over handsy waitresses, Yes, I love that.
Speaker 3: How many stars did you have on our a prind
Speaker 3: you now?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: I don't know because the cracker brower waitress. They have
Speaker 3: like a ranking system. I think in how many years
Speaker 3: you've been if you get a five star waitress, like
Speaker 3: you're dealing with some shit older. No.
Speaker 2: I mean she's probably forties maybe, but looked like she
Speaker 2: was in her twenties.
Speaker 1: Wow, Roberta. So she was kind of a rocket too. Huh.
Speaker 1: Who are you with? Uh?
Speaker 2: Donnie and some other guys you know those roommate Donnie,
Speaker 2: extra mate, extra made Donnie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love Donnie. He's the best. Did you when
Speaker 1: I go.
Speaker 4: My uh my shout?
Speaker 5: I don't know if your shout out this week goes
Speaker 5: to uh, just like a fresh loaf of bread that's
Speaker 5: super soft. It just makes your sandwiches so much better.
Speaker 5: It's just like it just takes your sandwiches to the
Speaker 5: next level. You know, you're got to get that like
Speaker 5: not stale, but it's just like a little bit more
Speaker 5: like crusty or a little bit like just not as soft,
Speaker 5: but you get that that's soft bread.
Speaker 1: That's soft bread.
Speaker 5: Cut it yourself like typically it's like that, like like
Speaker 5: or a potato bread like that. Ship's always soft. But
Speaker 5: I mean fire fire me up with some soft bread.
Speaker 5: And like one thing my mom taught me is this
Speaker 5: is a little uh pro tip.
Speaker 4: When you go to your your like, uh, grocery store.
Speaker 5: Look and you're getting like white bread or wheatbread or
Speaker 5: whatever it is, Look at the top of the loaf.
Speaker 5: The whiter it is, the more fresh it is, and
Speaker 5: the softer it is. So you mean what, that's exactly
Speaker 5: what That's exactly what it is. That's exactly how it works.
Speaker 6: But the whiter the bread and the better the the
Speaker 6: softer it is, the softer it is.
Speaker 4: Shout out soft bread.
Speaker 1: Wow. People want to say, I don't go to the
Speaker 1: grocery store. He didn't even know the word grocery store.
Speaker 1: That is kind of crazy. Yeah, I you know, it's
Speaker 1: been a busy week. It's been a week. I gotta go.
Speaker 1: I gotta go. I gotta go to the grocery store,
Speaker 1: and we run a little on grocery. I should probably
Speaker 1: head over there today. I go the Whole Foods in
Speaker 1: Green Hills. Actually, thanks for asking, Gay. Yeah, I know
Speaker 1: the whole fucking place upsided down there so much. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you turn it upside down, I'd still be able to
Speaker 1: figure my way around there. That's how much I know
Speaker 1: the place. Gee, what do you got.
Speaker 8: My shout out, no free shout out this week is
Speaker 8: So I was at Nickelback on Tuesday Monday with Tuesday
Speaker 8: and just scanning the crowd, like I'm a casual Nickelback fan.
Speaker 8: I guess know the popular ones, but the people in
Speaker 8: the crowd that were having the time of their life.
Speaker 8: I just kind of like had an appreciation, like you
Speaker 8: just kind of see from a distance like yo, they're
Speaker 8: living their best time right now. And I was just
Speaker 8: scanning the crowd just like just kind of laughing, like
Speaker 8: this is so sick when people have such a love
Speaker 8: for something that I'm such a casual fan of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's my shout out. Sohow diehard fans, diehard fans,
Speaker 1: I love it. The tier ones of Nickelback, Yeah, fucking
Speaker 1: in it, just like for Blank Now I do that.
Speaker 1: I was gonna ask that question sponsor wise, take away
Speaker 1: all the guests they had, because I did. I really
Speaker 1: walked into rehab the next day and the receptionist at
Speaker 1: the desk she said she went to Nickelback, said, Ernest
Speaker 1: was out there, Hardy was out there. Seven people, just
Speaker 1: a wild amount of people. So take that away. It
Speaker 1: was justly Nickelback or blank withinity two? Same place? How
Speaker 1: do we feel?
Speaker 4: Same?
Speaker 1: Same but different? Which one would would you rather go to?
Speaker 8: I mean I would rather go to Blink Good, But
Speaker 8: Nickelback is pretty wild.
Speaker 1: It flames and ship. There was flames at the thing
Speaker 1: at the plank with a too. They had the fog
Speaker 1: thing come.
Speaker 8: Up to Yeah, I mean, but it was like I
Speaker 8: could feel it and I was in the nosebleeds.
Speaker 1: Was there was there a drummer suspended in the air.
Speaker 8: No, but they were on the pod and so it
Speaker 8: felt like I knew them a little.
Speaker 1: That is true at the callback of having a familiar
Speaker 1: face when you see him on stage having a good Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was.
Speaker 8: Getting a double pedal and everything. It was like they
Speaker 8: were kind of do but I get it. Yeah, Travis
Speaker 8: is the best drummer of all time. I don't it's arguable. Yeah, No,
Speaker 8: not at all. No, but but it was sick. You
Speaker 8: should have gone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish I could have with these kids. Man,
Speaker 1: these bunnies, these bunnies out here. It's fucking I gotta
Speaker 1: keep this livestock alive. I'm rolling Jack. Have you gathered
Speaker 1: your thoughts? Holy fuck? This is I mean, gee, I
Speaker 1: mean gee, usually he he's had this happen to him twice.
Speaker 1: This happened to you once. This is very unlike you.
Speaker 3: This would be the first time. But no, I think
Speaker 3: my shadout goes to and you. You will not understand this, unfortunately,
Speaker 3: because you're rich. Shout out to when you are folding
Speaker 3: your laundry, Yeah, and.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, and you.
Speaker 3: Fold the very last piece, whether it's like a shirt
Speaker 3: or usually for me, I leave the socks to the
Speaker 3: end to match them all up. And it's one. Your
Speaker 3: laundry is officially folded, and you were done with it.
Speaker 3: It's like completing a process or a task is very
Speaker 3: like calming to me. So once that's done and it's
Speaker 3: all lit on the bed, or even just like the
Speaker 3: last time you put it into the drawer, it's like,
Speaker 3: all right, I accomplish what I needed to do today.
Speaker 3: Let's move on to the next next thought.
Speaker 1: I wish I could share the same experience.
Speaker 8: But but can we jump the pet beef?
Speaker 1: We can? In a second, I need to kind of
Speaker 1: unpack the fact that the boys in the back don't
Speaker 1: think I do anything fucking coup. I do laundry. You
Speaker 1: do laundry through my laundry put in the hamper, for
Speaker 1: God's sake, in the hamper the last.
Speaker 3: Time you washed and folded laundry.
Speaker 1: And it's okay.
Speaker 3: I want to get to the point where I don't
Speaker 3: have been about a decade.
Speaker 1: No, not a decade, but it's been about five years
Speaker 1: since I've actually done my own laundry.
Speaker 3: How do you I think everybody wants to get to
Speaker 3: the point where they don't do their laundry anymore. That's
Speaker 3: like I've made it.
Speaker 1: I hated doing laundry, and I hated color coordinating socks
Speaker 1: so much that I never even tried it once.
Speaker 3: I don't color coordinate.
Speaker 1: I just washed, like like, oh you you just throw
Speaker 1: socks together. Yeah, they're two white socks. Maybe they have
Speaker 1: a different tower of different heel them. Boys are going together,
Speaker 1: enjoy each other, make friends because you guys are gonna
Speaker 1: be there for a minute. Okay, you justually want to
Speaker 1: put socks on. They go for about forty eight hours.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna let you know. But dirty boy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I fuck up that grocery store though, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1: Oh damn dude. Yeah, you ever seen that interview? It
Speaker 1: was like Bill Gates and it was on Ellen I think,
Speaker 1: and Ellen's lily quizzing him on like basic grocery products
Speaker 1: and how much they are. He're like, car a gallon
Speaker 1: of milk and he's like twenty dollars and they're like what,
Speaker 1: like what all this? It's fucking how I'm feeling right now.
Speaker 1: So I need to get that out. But yeah, we
Speaker 1: can go right to pet peeve after I give out
Speaker 1: my shott no free shadow. My shott no free shotout
Speaker 1: is simple. It could easily be a pet peeve of others.
Speaker 1: But it's when the cafeteria is referred to as the
Speaker 1: dining hall. I think it gives it a more of
Speaker 1: a prestige. It just feels a little bit better when
Speaker 1: you where you headed off to and people say instead
Speaker 1: of cafeteria, they say, oh, I'm going to the dining
Speaker 1: hall right now. It gives it that Hogwarts type of
Speaker 1: feel that you're kind of going you're dood little something
Speaker 1: extra when legitimately we're kind of staying in line for
Speaker 1: the buffet table and the thing has been under heat
Speaker 1: lamps for about fifteen to twenty minutes. It's not a
Speaker 1: paces because you think, but now it's dining hall, and
Speaker 1: I do enjoy the phrase dining hole over cafeteria. What what?
Speaker 1: Bro don't say, when was the last time?
Speaker 6: Even, don't fucking say that, dude, nine years and then
Speaker 6: a couple of years, I'll say ten, nine years in
Speaker 6: the league.
Speaker 1: There's a cafeteria in there. So I also didn't eat
Speaker 1: my food in the cafeteria. Had my food made for
Speaker 1: me and I brought that from home. But I go
Speaker 1: in the dining hall, Yeah, I would eat there. God
Speaker 1: damn it. We gotta send Taylor to camp thru summer camp.
Speaker 1: Yeah damn yeah, I do. Uh kind of hate myself
Speaker 1: right now. But let's start with g on pet peeve
Speaker 1: of the week.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so, going off of the momentum of Jack's shout out,
Speaker 8: when you finish your laundry, this is something that just
Speaker 8: comes with having roommates, But it's when your roommate starts
Speaker 8: laundry but then leaves the house and this stuff is
Speaker 8: in both the washer and the dryer see mcpheerson. So
Speaker 8: I've had a delayed you know, my schedule's shown off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing pisses me off more than when my roommates
Speaker 1: leave their shit in the washer and dryer. That bugs
Speaker 1: the shit out of.
Speaker 3: Me and let me just it wasn't just. I left
Speaker 3: like normal clothes. I did my sheets and my comforter,
Speaker 3: and normally I'll do the comforter every other time I
Speaker 3: wash the sheets because it's just the comfort is huge
Speaker 3: and it takes a lot. So I had the comforter
Speaker 3: being washed, and then I put it in the dryer
Speaker 3: and it's so big I can't fit the other stuff
Speaker 3: in it. And so the my throw blanket and sheets
Speaker 3: are still in the wash soaking what because it didn't
Speaker 3: spin them correctly. And then my actual comfort is in
Speaker 3: the dryer. I dried the thing three separate times and
Speaker 3: it still won't dry. So I did feel bad this morning.
Speaker 3: I like go to like see if the comforter is
Speaker 3: good still wet. I'm like, did you like do his
Speaker 3: stuff and then move mine back in there? I realized
Speaker 3: he just took his dirty clothes back upstairs to wait until.
Speaker 3: So my pet beave is when your fucking comforter refuses
Speaker 3: to dry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the comforter too, Yeah, it's on the comforter.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, you're right.
Speaker 3: I I wanted the my sheets to be soaking wet
Speaker 3: all night.
Speaker 1: Most of us do, so, yeah, that's Uh, that's wrong, man.
Speaker 7: Sorry, ge.
Speaker 1: Some pet peep of the week.
Speaker 2: Oh, my pet peeve of the week is when you're
Speaker 2: on the interstate and there's a lot of cars out
Speaker 2: there and it's at night, and the person behind you
Speaker 2: has their high beams on. There's no reason to have
Speaker 2: their high beams on. It's not like they're trying to
Speaker 2: send a message to get over. It's clearly they just
Speaker 2: like forgot that they're on. And it just pisses me
Speaker 2: off because I feel like I checked the rearview mirror
Speaker 2: even more when I know their high beams are on.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh yeah, got to move the thing up a
Speaker 1: little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you sart adjusted. But then you're like, I wonder
Speaker 2: if they're still on the off and.
Speaker 1: You're staring at two of those little balls light balls,
Speaker 1: if you're standing to a light for a while.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, when's the last time you started at a light?
Speaker 1: Bob man, Man, I do got to go to camp, Mitch.
Speaker 5: My peppiat of the week is when you get a
Speaker 5: new app on your phone and you just have to
Speaker 5: reorganize your entire app layout.
Speaker 4: This miss is the very first world problem.
Speaker 5: Uh, but like we had to get like the Google
Speaker 5: calendar app for work and stuff, and it's just just
Speaker 5: grinds my gears now that I have to figure out
Speaker 5: where everything else is and just have to make it
Speaker 5: all fit in the way that I want it.
Speaker 4: But super first, super first world problem.
Speaker 5: But I just hate getting new apps because I know
Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to reorganize my phone.
Speaker 1: I don't organize any of my ship at all. All right, Uh,
Speaker 1: my pet peep of the week is going to go.
Speaker 1: When you have ankle socks on and you're walking and
Speaker 1: you're traveling with the boys, and that sock comes off
Speaker 1: of your heel and then slowly inches down towards your
Speaker 1: toes and sit it's like in the middle of your
Speaker 1: foot and the rest today it's like a very soft
Speaker 1: rock just kind of pressing into the soft point of
Speaker 1: your of your foot. That ship pisses me off. That
Speaker 1: is my pet peep of the week. Thank you.
Speaker 3: I believe we have to do a tear talk though,
Speaker 3: because we didn't do it with Nate.
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, I'm all about a tear talk.
Speaker 3: You do best things about camp.
Speaker 1: Let's do the best grocery store items. Do you guys
Speaker 1: want to do camp or grocery store items? Let's do camp.
Speaker 1: All right, let me take you a couple of minutes.
Speaker 1: Did you in the back of mine.
Speaker 3: I've been to camp and this is not like a slot.
Speaker 1: I've been to camp. I've been to camp. I was
Speaker 1: at camp for a week when I was fourteen, no twelve,
Speaker 1: I used to I went to go see my grandparents
Speaker 1: and I got a little too much, so they sent
Speaker 1: me to camp for a week. That was not as
Speaker 1: fun as you think. But yeah, it say five. All right,
Speaker 1: we're back with tier talk. Tear talk today is going
Speaker 1: to be best things to do at camp. After we
Speaker 1: talked about telling that most of the camp counselors do
Speaker 1: at camp that drinks some whiskey boys. Some Friday summer
Speaker 1: finers are a thing of the past. It's time for
Speaker 1: Friday Riday with whistle pig whiskey. Grab yourself a glass,
Speaker 1: pour some whistle pig whiskey and get out there. Probably
Speaker 1: at camp whistle pig piggyback one hundred percent Rye aged
Speaker 1: six years maybe with one hundred percent Rye bold spice Ford,
Speaker 1: perfect weight, bold spice Ford, perfect for maple old fashions.
Speaker 1: Which one is that six years? Right here? The boy
Speaker 1: was a little hitter right there. That's a nice little deal.
Speaker 1: Goes down, real smooth, whistle Pig, Piggyback one, hunter Proof
Speaker 1: bourbon Age six years one hunter Proof shines in sour
Speaker 1: and citrus cocktails. Piggyback Rise Way Better Half. Wait, let's
Speaker 1: put way in there for no reason. Piggyback, Rise Better Half.
Speaker 1: And then there's whistle Pig ten year, the one that
Speaker 1: started whistle Picked, the original distribute disruptor aged ten years,
Speaker 1: one hundred proof. You boys in the comments, let's know
Speaker 1: how you celebrate your Friday ride Day because that falls coming,
Speaker 1: and this whiskey is with the change flavors on you
Speaker 1: real quick, because that's how good it is. Grab yourself
Speaker 1: a bottle of whistle Pig whiskey and kiss your work
Speaker 1: day goodbye with summer ride Day. With that being said,
Speaker 1: Tier Talk this week is now things to do at camp. Obviously,
Speaker 1: God's tear is going to be drink drink, Whistle Pig Whiskey.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be God Tier Boom gone.
Speaker 2: We will.
Speaker 1: You know what I want to go first? I would
Speaker 1: like to go first and all of my three go together,
Speaker 1: my Tier three of being at camp, and I'm taking
Speaker 1: myself back to being a child. The one week I
Speaker 1: was at camp twelve years old was nighttime telling scary
Speaker 1: stories with your friends. That to me, dude, the sheer terror.
Speaker 1: After you're done telling scary stories and the shittiest kind
Speaker 1: of scary stories, and everyone's kind of sitting there in
Speaker 1: the light spots say it's time to go to bed.
Speaker 1: At the camp counselor is getting upset. Hey guysntioned the
Speaker 1: lights office, it's over. Those creeks get a whole lot louder.
Speaker 1: That wind at night gets a whole lot louder, and
Speaker 1: you feel very, very uncomfortable as you fall into slumber.
Speaker 1: Might not do it until the break of dawn. Actually,
Speaker 1: so a lot of sleepless nights. My tier two is
Speaker 1: going to go with my tier three because this is
Speaker 1: where usually the scary stories happen, and that is around
Speaker 1: a bonfire. Bonfires with the boys hanging out. That is
Speaker 1: the illumination of a fire on somebody's face as they're
Speaker 1: telling you about some creature in the forest. What a
Speaker 1: place to get scared. And then my number one, my
Speaker 1: tier one for going to camp, is going to be
Speaker 1: making new friends. It's nerve wracking at first. You can
Speaker 1: tell as you get there, because you're never the first
Speaker 1: one there. There's already groups where they're finding and forming
Speaker 1: their own clicks, and you find your group. You're only
Speaker 1: together for a certain amount of time, but truly for
Speaker 1: whatever reason, camp and little little tiny excursions like that
Speaker 1: where you're not there for a very long time, bonds
Speaker 1: are formed so quickly you'll never speak to them again.
Speaker 1: Don't get it twisted. These are not These are seasonal friends,
Speaker 1: not a lifetime friend. But that seasonal flame is so beautiful.
Speaker 1: So making new friends is my Tier one, solid bonding
Speaker 1: veteran fire. Thank you especially appreciated, Jacks. I feel like
Speaker 1: it came from the heart.
Speaker 3: Didn't even remember that I've been doing that bit and
Speaker 3: so that was just an authentic solid.
Speaker 1: I will take that. I think you're lying, but I'll
Speaker 1: take it. I swear to god. I was like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: Mitch Garret, you guys are up next. Here's the closest
Speaker 1: ones to me, all.
Speaker 5: Right, So my tiers are hour Tier three is uh,
Speaker 5: it's just being outside, just the.
Speaker 4: Little kid, like just when you're kids and stuff.
Speaker 5: At that age, all you want to do is just
Speaker 5: be outside and like being with like what like you said,
Speaker 5: making new friends and stuff, just doing random shit outside
Speaker 5: probably like stuff you shouldn't be doing, but like just
Speaker 5: running around, ripping.
Speaker 4: Around my Tier two hour. Tier two.
Speaker 5: That camp lunchtime is different, in my opinion, do you
Speaker 5: get the softest bread at the same time, Like you're
Speaker 5: like all morning, you're just out there doing activities and stuff,
Speaker 5: and then like you build up this massive appetite and
Speaker 5: then you just go back to like your dining hall
Speaker 5: or wherever you're like where your home base is, and
Speaker 5: you eat lunch and you're just surrounded by like your
Speaker 5: buddies and stuff that you make, and you just recapping
Speaker 5: the morning, be like, oh, I can't wait to what
Speaker 5: we're doing in the afternoon.
Speaker 4: Stuff like that, just getting excited.
Speaker 5: And then Tier one it's just the games and stuff
Speaker 5: that you play at camp are games that you'll never
Speaker 5: ever play again, like different sorts of tags and stuff
Speaker 5: like that. But like when you are humble brag like
Speaker 5: the most athletic person, I can't you just feel like
Speaker 5: you just feel like you just like you're winning everything.
Speaker 5: You're always kind of getting picked first. It's just a
Speaker 5: little self tap on a pat on the back. I mean,
Speaker 5: it is what it is. But like and then you
Speaker 5: have like your other like athletic friends that are like
Speaker 5: just with you, just riding with you. It's just it's
Speaker 5: just fun. It's just fun. It's just fun playing those games.
Speaker 4: That camp. That's that is over tear.
Speaker 7: Talk, elitist, thank you, Yeah, testosterone.
Speaker 1: Solid, humble brag. But you're the most athletic at camp.
Speaker 1: Get the funk out of here, dude. One highlight tape
Speaker 1: surfaces with Mitch Camp.
Speaker 4: I'm sure everybody here is probably the most athletic.
Speaker 1: We are the most athletic podcast in the game.
Speaker 4: Everybody at the camp, they went to their respective ones.
Speaker 4: They were the.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we should talk about golf too, but I
Speaker 1: want to hear guys, it's your talk.
Speaker 3: Those those were solid list you guys, y'all did leave
Speaker 3: out the most crucial, but we will get there. Honorable
Speaker 3: Mention goes to camp chance and it usually takes place
Speaker 3: in the dining room, so in all the boys, it's
Speaker 3: right in that sweet spot of lunch when everyone's still
Speaker 3: little juice from like maybe a little pretty intense flag
Speaker 3: football game or whatever you're playing. You get in there,
Speaker 3: you start beating on the tables, you know, like whatever
Speaker 3: it is, food fight. It's just something that bonds everyone
Speaker 3: against the superiors, the camp counselors, that weird parent who
Speaker 3: tags along because they can't like let their son go
Speaker 3: for a week whatever. Maybe, so that's honorable. Mention Number
Speaker 3: three is is just meeting Yeah, yeah, meeting people from
Speaker 3: new cities. It's like the first exposure you get as
Speaker 3: a kid to people who live outside of your like
Speaker 3: general area. So you're like, oh, like this kid's from
Speaker 3: fucking Nebraska or whatever Colorado, and you're like, people actually
Speaker 3: do live outside the twenty miles that I've existed in
Speaker 3: my what I know is life, So you kind of
Speaker 3: like start to grow and develop. Number two be cool
Speaker 3: camp counselors. But specifically it's usually on that last night
Speaker 3: of camp if you have a cool camp counselor they
Speaker 3: let you like sneak out, whether it's to like go
Speaker 3: like prank another cabin or kind of like you form
Speaker 3: like a really good bond with your group of guys,
Speaker 3: so like you just get to go like hang out
Speaker 3: like in the field and like throw rocks or some shit,
Speaker 3: just like cut up and be bad kids for a
Speaker 3: little bit. So like shout out to the good camp counselors.
Speaker 3: And the number one that I feel like you guys
Speaker 3: didn't even mention and is the best thing as an
Speaker 3: adolescent is camp crushes. It's your first experience in love
Speaker 3: and you know, maybe it hurts more than you want
Speaker 3: to care to admit, but you know, the relationships never
Speaker 3: gonna work. But for that five verse six days you
Speaker 3: have with this person, it's like, by like day four,
Speaker 3: all your boys know about it, and like you walk
Speaker 3: into the dining hall and they're like, oh, you know,
Speaker 3: like this she is. You know, like you go like
Speaker 3: drop like a fork off at our table and like
Speaker 3: what is this? And you like throw a wing like
Speaker 3: you just dropped off some gold or whatever. You're like,
Speaker 3: So yeah, the camp crush, it like really opens you
Speaker 3: up as a kid and and shows you like the
Speaker 3: potential of what love could be.
Speaker 2: So there is a moment where you do believe that
Speaker 2: you will end up with your camp crush, like our
Speaker 2: past will cross again, God.
Speaker 3: And please uh going back to our second that last
Speaker 3: night that you get out, sometimes if you're lucky, the
Speaker 3: girl counselor girl counselor gets to go out as well,
Speaker 3: and you guys meet up under the moonlight sare a
Speaker 3: little you know, intimate kiss.
Speaker 1: The shirt stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you go back home, tell all the boys, You're like,
Speaker 3: he'll never even believe what happened to camp this year.
Speaker 3: So yeah, it's fair camp, dude, It's oh, it's fair game. Like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I had a boyfriend like you. Whenever I love you more.
Speaker 2: The thing is when we when we say camp crush,
Speaker 2: I know everybody in the US immediately thought of one name,
Speaker 2: which is a cool bond to have.
Speaker 1: Hayley, please take me back. I miss you so much.
Speaker 1: You want to talk about golf, Yeah, I do want
Speaker 1: to talk about golf. I owe the golf worlds an apology.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I'm a country club guy, so don't
Speaker 1: fucking don't get it twisted. But I will. I will say.
Speaker 1: We were in an arbor, Michigan this past weekend seeing
Speaker 1: the twenty twenty three twenty twenty four national champion University
Speaker 1: of Michigan Wolverines during a couple of little pods, little
Speaker 1: things that will live on YouTube, but can't I for
Speaker 1: you guys to see him. But we went down and
Speaker 1: uh hit a couple of balls at the driving range.
Speaker 1: I've picked up a club five times in my life,
Speaker 1: and uh, I gotta be honest, I was nervous. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of people around a lot of gentlemen that
Speaker 1: look up to me actually in that area, humble brag.
Speaker 1: And when I grabbed that club, I was like, fuck, man,
Speaker 1: all right, don't mess this up. And I literally just
Speaker 1: stopped back to watching people taking the small notes and
Speaker 1: literally ask Garret first, oa, hey, well do I do
Speaker 1: that type of thing? And uh, I hit it, and
Speaker 1: I hit it, well, I hit that ball, And I
Speaker 1: really didn't think because there was one kid going before.
Speaker 1: I can't believe he got a scholarship to play football,
Speaker 1: is the way he was betting and using that that
Speaker 1: team mobility. I thought, oh man, I don't know if
Speaker 1: this kid plays. No idea who he was, no idea
Speaker 1: who he was, But the way he was trying to
Speaker 1: swing it, I was like, please, gud, just don't look
Speaker 1: like that. And then obviously Jack catches a video from behind,
Speaker 1: and it's probably the most exciting I've been to look
Speaker 1: at a video real quickly. He let me see, let
Speaker 1: me see it, let me see that, Like, how did eye?
Speaker 1: I'm literally judging myself. I thought, damn, the boy look
Speaker 1: kind of nice. There. Obviously the clubs are too small,
Speaker 1: no idea what the fuck that means? Everybody says that
Speaker 1: the comment section, because I did with the comment section
Speaker 1: about forty times because I was that fired up. But
Speaker 1: then we go see Schefty, who's with this older gentleman.
Speaker 1: And we saw Schefter as we're literally pulling. He's like
Speaker 1: the first individual we saw and he's with a group
Speaker 1: of people and this one he's like this guy, I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: what's your handicap? Was not what people say and golf.
Speaker 1: So I'm just trying to call back lingo that I've
Speaker 1: heard in the past. And he's like, oh, this guy's
Speaker 1: blow par and I know I like par zero and
Speaker 1: you want to do below, which is minus. And so
Speaker 1: I put those pieces together there in the middle of
Speaker 1: the fairway, which was Buddy shot. It's on a par
Speaker 1: five and this dude. They all shoot a lot of
Speaker 1: dog dog shit shots out there. I'm kind of bragging
Speaker 1: or saying whatever. I'm really just saying shit to say
Speaker 1: shit because we're just there and I'm like, man, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I would hit that on the green. I would
Speaker 1: do X, Y and Z blah blah blah, and Buddy
Speaker 1: shot a shot that shoe. It was actually on the green.
Speaker 1: It was actually what ten feet away from the from
Speaker 1: the hole? Yeah probably get yeah, it ends uping it.
Speaker 1: But then I don't know who said it between the
Speaker 1: three of you be like, hey, TAM's you can shot,
Speaker 1: take a shot, and I that At that point, I
Speaker 1: was back in the nervous stage of like fuck that.
Speaker 1: This dude's shot in the lead shot. I saw these
Speaker 1: other guys shoot the ball. It wasn't very good. I
Speaker 1: think I could at least do what they just did.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: They put a club in my hand. It looked like
Speaker 1: a driver, Like what was it? It was a fairway
Speaker 1: would whatever that means? And uh, And I'm trying to
Speaker 1: be you know, I pick it up like a baseball
Speaker 1: bat and think I'm funny in my head and I
Speaker 1: swing that ball. I hit it pretty good. I hit
Speaker 1: the ball pretty good. Dude. It overshot the green by
Speaker 1: twenty yards. But that's just I'm just given I'm using
Speaker 1: the weapon that was given to me in this type
Speaker 1: of situation. That ball, if the right club was in
Speaker 1: my hand and I shot that same shot, we're talking
Speaker 1: on the green or on the green, it's a little
Speaker 1: bit higher grass. Are we not? Are we not? Boys?
Speaker 1: Maybe whole we would be on the fringe. We would
Speaker 1: be on the fringe. So I'm just saying the exhilarating
Speaker 1: feeling I got when the ball left my club and I,
Speaker 1: with zero coaching, was able to do that one makes
Speaker 1: me feel like a lot of you who complain about
Speaker 1: being bad at golf, maybe you're just bad because I
Speaker 1: did that. I did that, and it's on film, and
Speaker 1: I wish we got a video of where the ball landed,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't in the woods like a lot of
Speaker 1: you guys out there. So I would now like to
Speaker 1: revisit one of Jack's podcasts. He was on talking about
Speaker 1: who the most athletic and when he said I would
Speaker 1: be out basically putting me in fifth place. Correct, Uh,
Speaker 1: you just weren't top three. Would you like to change
Speaker 1: your answer at all?
Speaker 3: When we go out and play a full eighteen, that
Speaker 3: is when I will decide.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nine nine nine shots on the ADHD right there,
Speaker 1: A victim, Okay, But I am willing. Not only am
Speaker 1: I no longer wildly against golf, I am willing to
Speaker 1: actually pick up some clubs and go play. I don't
Speaker 1: want to get my own clubs. I think that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I think that's way too much of an investment for
Speaker 1: no reason. Because although people want to talk about my
Speaker 1: income in the back of the bus, I don't like
Speaker 1: to spend it like that.
Speaker 3: So we should get a Troubadour. Yeah, I'm sure you
Speaker 3: got to get us in. Can you get us in?
Speaker 1: Is the real question. I'll call some people. One of
Speaker 1: the one of the competitors in Beer Olympics lives in Troubadour,
Speaker 1: so maybe we can call him play play around a
Speaker 1: golf with him. But yeah, dude, I was I was wild.
Speaker 3: Uh, you like Drew Rour because you can wear exactly
Speaker 3: what you're wearing right now and it will be the
Speaker 3: nicest course you've ever played.
Speaker 1: Nicer than the one in Michigan, because g was saying
Speaker 1: that's the nicest club he's ever played that there. I
Speaker 1: haven't been to Troubadour, but that course was pretty insane. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wish I could understand the beauty I was looking at.
Speaker 1: It looked like grass to me. Yeah, but well mode
Speaker 1: grass absolutely, I will say that. Yeah, a lot of
Speaker 1: textures we got to talk about, you me. We went
Speaker 1: to Trevor Keegan and Zack Ziner's hole and they were
Speaker 1: teeing off. So we were there right from the beginning.
Speaker 1: And be honest, thank god those guys. Those boys are
Speaker 1: good at football because their dog shit at golf. Their
Speaker 1: whole crew was there. They're the crew. They were with
Speaker 1: a bunch of CPAs wearing Italian horn tattoos around their calves.
Speaker 1: We talked to him a little bit that later. That's
Speaker 1: not part of the story. But everyone shoots, and then
Speaker 1: G shoots. G hit that thing, I god damn mile
Speaker 1: on the fair way, and then you're not even a
Speaker 1: part of the scramble. They all go and find their balls,
Speaker 1: which are on different fairways, different areas in the woods,
Speaker 1: behind trees. They cruise over and find your ball jokingly
Speaker 1: say ha ha, that's mine, and proceed to use your ball.
Speaker 1: What happens next, I don't know if you want to interject.
Speaker 1: At any point, they all shoot again. They're all dog
Speaker 1: shit shots and what do you do? Gee stroke a
Speaker 1: seven iron on the fringe, on the fringe.
Speaker 8: Yeah, definitely should have kept the club I had, but
Speaker 8: it was a good shot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you did get a little cocky with the club choice.
Speaker 1: I did see you had the six in your hand
Speaker 1: and then there you're like, I'm think the seven, Well,
Speaker 1: Homie was scoffing behind me.
Speaker 8: Pot launched that one over the green and I was like,
Speaker 8: all right, yeah, he didn't feel the wind behind us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta be able to you gotta be a waterman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when you're in there.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 1: So that happens, puts that bitch on the fringe. And
Speaker 1: then did you putt it or chip it?
Speaker 8: I had a horrible bump and run, but then the
Speaker 8: second one I hit and it hit the flag stick
Speaker 8: and that's the one that you've.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's what they end up using anyway. So
Speaker 1: you played the whole hole for them, helped them because
Speaker 1: they would have been in hell. Yeah, Trevor can hit
Speaker 1: it far, it just doesn't go straight. What matters, dude?
Speaker 1: You're right, you know, who gives a shit about going far?
Speaker 1: You want that, then you go straight? If I'm not mistaken,
Speaker 1: not a golfer, but I feel like I'm much better
Speaker 1: hit it straight than far. That's fair. Get a combination
Speaker 1: of both. Now you're talking about PGA tour, Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: so I need to hear. But yeah, we've we've definitely
Speaker 1: decided as a group on Busting with the Boys that
Speaker 1: we are the most athletic all around podcast. I don't
Speaker 1: know about Steven. I'm not sure he played lacrosse. Said
Speaker 1: he's a runner, said he's a runner. What that counts
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Speaker 9: I used to work this area. I used to do that.
Speaker 9: Was a delivery guy.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 9: And we used to deliver appliances and stuff like that.
Speaker 9: And we I was over I would do it over here,
Speaker 9: and I mowed and I and I worked for a
Speaker 9: guy to cut grass once and his thing was right
Speaker 9: back over here too.
Speaker 1: So I used to be over here a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Mowen job. You had Mowen jobs.
Speaker 9: I had one. It's Mowen's the worst, dude. It's it's uh,
Speaker 9: you know, like I would cut grass going up like
Speaker 9: your neighbor's yard.
Speaker 4: Ors.
Speaker 9: I had this old lady, excuse me, I got five bucks.
Speaker 9: They cut her grass and then Uh, this was nineteen
Speaker 9: fifty three, you got.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a whole bunch of salary right there.
Speaker 9: Back then, I remember I could go there was a
Speaker 9: candy store. This is I mean, I'm forty four, it's
Speaker 9: not like I'm one hundred. But there was a candy
Speaker 9: store in old Hickory, and uh, you could go.
Speaker 1: Five bucks was a lot. Five bucks was.
Speaker 9: Like the twenty I think now like if you give
Speaker 9: a kid, if you give a kid five now, I
Speaker 9: feel like they don't even respect it.
Speaker 1: But twenty is.
Speaker 9: You know, it's like we were like, eh uh, but
Speaker 9: we had so I mowed grass for a little bit,
Speaker 9: but I mean just doing businesses and it's just man
Speaker 9: people that mow, you know, like landscaping all that that
Speaker 9: is brutal work. It's so hot and you're just out
Speaker 9: in it all day.
Speaker 1: I quit after one day of landscaping. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was brutal. It was like a hot ninety
Speaker 6: eight degrees. Like my mom wanted me to go do this.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 6: I was a lifeguard the summer before the next summer,
Speaker 6: I gotta thrust it into a landscaping job and I
Speaker 6: quit immediately.
Speaker 1: The first day. Yeah, we went, we went and got
Speaker 1: lunch and got sandwiches or whatever. I text my mom,
Speaker 1: I said, you gotta get me out of here, dude.
Speaker 1: The first I've never mowed along in my entire life. Really,
Speaker 1: not one.
Speaker 6: I grew up in Arizona. Yeah, only rich people had
Speaker 6: yeah brass and so you get the turf. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: people got turf or people got rocks. Like that's really
Speaker 6: what you could deal with out there.
Speaker 1: So coming out here or even being up in Michigan,
Speaker 1: the maintenance is nuts. Yeah, And I feel like land
Speaker 1: like a landscaping deal isn't as bad because they have
Speaker 1: like the cool mowers can kind of move around. You're
Speaker 1: sitting the whole time. Yeah, they're all. They got the
Speaker 1: whole garment and everything on. I'm sure as a boy.
Speaker 9: You were just short, so short I was, yeah, I
Speaker 9: was never I wasn't that high up, so you'd be
Speaker 9: you weed eating, which is I mean, just no fun
Speaker 9: or you're doing all the weird kind of like where
Speaker 9: you gotta be like you got to push it because
Speaker 9: they can't get a thing on it. Landscaping, though, was
Speaker 9: the if you have, uh no college, if you have
Speaker 9: no chances of going to college, always starting a landscaping
Speaker 9: company was talked about pretty heavily.
Speaker 1: Dude, I have like four friends that have a landscaping company.
Speaker 1: They you just go in town.
Speaker 9: Yeah, when you're like I can't I'm not smart enough
Speaker 9: to go really, I can't get in college or any stuff.
Speaker 9: And you just have a group of people that'd be like,
Speaker 9: let's start a landscaping But if somebody doesn't high school,
Speaker 9: they're the man for a minute because they can afford
Speaker 9: all the when they go.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because you're you're collecting a lot of money being
Speaker 6: mowing lawns. But then they're doing it still because they're
Speaker 6: you know, didn't go to college.
Speaker 9: I have a buddy mind his brother, he actually owns
Speaker 9: a landscape company.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 9: He was a he was a kid that just started
Speaker 9: cutting yards. Was like smart enough to realize like, oh,
Speaker 9: let me start building this up into a thing.
Speaker 1: And it is.
Speaker 9: And they got money, like they saved money, and like
Speaker 9: you're like, you know, someone's got like three grand and
Speaker 9: you're like what, yeah, yeah, like unheard of, Yeah, unheard
Speaker 9: of is someone sixteen, Yeah sitting on three grand?
Speaker 6: And then they pull like you know, a business gig
Speaker 6: or a corporate gig and their mom in those yards
Speaker 6: like you rid with them.
Speaker 1: My parents get that money. Three thousand dollars. Imagine seeing
Speaker 1: three thousand dollars in high school. It would have been unimaginable. No,
Speaker 1: that's that'd be way too much. Is that the worst
Speaker 1: job you've ever had? Being a landscaper?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 9: I Also, so the guy I used to deliver with
Speaker 9: over here, we did another job where we recycle tires.
Speaker 9: That job was on dirty jobs and how do you
Speaker 9: recycle a tire? So you would go and pick up
Speaker 9: uh you remember, I don't know if you remember, but
Speaker 9: there's a big Ford. Uh they did the where they
Speaker 9: did a car all back or recall on all the tires.
Speaker 1: For Ford one. Uh, Chevy would never and.
Speaker 9: Then uh there's and and so we had to go
Speaker 9: get all the tires. So you go get all the
Speaker 9: tires and then you pick them up and you take
Speaker 9: them to Australia. I'm in Australia. I'm going to Australia
Speaker 9: this week.
Speaker 1: It's on.
Speaker 9: You take them to Atlanta and then they have a
Speaker 9: thing and then they cut them up and you know
Speaker 9: whatever they do recycling, whatever cycling is.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure sure fields have like tire pelotin them.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yes, yeah, So that's where they don't know what
Speaker 9: to do with it, so they just like put it
Speaker 9: in the field. Uh yeah, So what why was so hard?
Speaker 9: Uh So you have to go pick up all these tires.
Speaker 9: Water sits in the bottom of a tire, and that's
Speaker 9: where mosquitoes lay eggs, and that's where it are. So
Speaker 9: the whole time you're just getting lit up a mosquitoes.
Speaker 9: That's just your day. I was doing this shop when
Speaker 9: nine to eleven happened. That's just like it was.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 1: Remember when I remember when, Yeah, I remember it very well.
Speaker 1: You heard that Alan Jackson song. You're like, I will
Speaker 1: forever know where I Yeah, and.
Speaker 9: Uh so I did did the mosquitoes there. And then
Speaker 9: we had one time we had to go pick up
Speaker 9: tires out of a cave. So if someone would pay
Speaker 9: you to come get the tires and then you would
Speaker 9: go recycle them and then hopefully make some profit. But
Speaker 9: one guy would just get the tires and then just
Speaker 9: go dump them in a cave and he wasn't getting
Speaker 9: them recycled, so so he's just making straight profit from
Speaker 9: taking tires. Well, they found out that guy would ended
Speaker 9: up going to jail. And but then we had to
Speaker 9: go get those tires, and they were all in a cave.
Speaker 9: So we had to backup trucks just in this cave
Speaker 9: and you gotta like run them up your chest and
Speaker 9: like bump them, and then they were and then then
Speaker 9: stack them up into the back of a like a
Speaker 9: is it.
Speaker 6: Too where you got to pick up fucking you see
Speaker 6: a big trick. You're like, oh, let's go do the
Speaker 6: shop and get a couple of tires. And then they're
Speaker 6: massive tractor tires.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I don't remember that.
Speaker 9: I don't necessarily ours were all car tires because this
Speaker 9: was again the recall, so it was like everybody around
Speaker 9: here had so many tires because all these tires got recalled,
Speaker 9: so they everybody was like it was a big kind
Speaker 9: of booming business at that moment. And uh this when
Speaker 9: this one guy just figured like I just dump them
Speaker 9: in a cave Jesus. And we I mean, there was
Speaker 9: so many tires in this cave, dude. We just drove
Speaker 9: backed up in there and just there's the most tires
Speaker 9: and you're like all right, and you just all right,
Speaker 9: I just would be good at it. They would you.
Speaker 9: You would run it up your body and then bounce
Speaker 9: the tire off your chest?
Speaker 1: How was you? Would it started the toes like you
Speaker 1: get the toes a.
Speaker 9: Little quick you kind of Yeah, you just kind of
Speaker 9: run it up and it's all in one motion and
Speaker 9: then it's probably a worker. Now you probably pay you
Speaker 9: to get a trainer to make you do it, but yeah,
Speaker 9: you just do it and you roll it back and
Speaker 9: then you got to stack the tires like kind of
Speaker 9: criss crossed.
Speaker 1: Oh you found that physique of yours, dude, that muscle
Speaker 1: memory you have.
Speaker 9: You know, you're probably probably was a pretty strong. Yeah,
Speaker 9: you're strong, like you're like, uh, you know, like uh
Speaker 9: blue collar strong where you're country boy weird strength.
Speaker 6: The meat your hands throwing the haybales out there, they
Speaker 6: just got a grip like a motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a tough job. Another job that'd be tough
Speaker 1: is like, uh, have you ever like college hunks and
Speaker 1: junks that company? Uh No, it was like two man
Speaker 1: are Uh yeah, it's kind of like that. But like
Speaker 1: their whole promo of the whole thing is essentially hot
Speaker 1: college guys come and pick up your trash. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: we use them and they come in and they're like
Speaker 1: they're not hot, Like they're like thirty five, forty years old, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: bad tans. You hired them? Oh yeah, I called him up.
Speaker 1: I want to see what this is all about. If
Speaker 1: this is your branding. They were not the guys on
Speaker 1: the flyer when I called him out. You go, y'all
Speaker 1: are not hot? Yeah, what's the deal with that promise?
Speaker 1: The funny thing is they'll just look at all the
Speaker 1: trash you have and they'll go three hundred like all right,
Speaker 1: and they just take it and they leave. And that's
Speaker 1: their job. That's a wild job to have. Yeah, living, yeah,
Speaker 1: for your tired one. What'd you get paid?
Speaker 9: I don't even know if I remember, I mean not,
Speaker 9: I mean nothing, like, uh, you know enough, I was twenty,
Speaker 9: so it's like enough to give like whatever. Yeah, you
Speaker 9: know you're living. I might used have lived at home
Speaker 9: or you're at an apartment. I mean back then it
Speaker 9: was just everything was so it was you know, you
Speaker 9: your rent was probably four hundred a month or some
Speaker 9: five undred a month, like if you had an apartment.
Speaker 1: I don't remember being that crazy. Yeah when you were,
Speaker 1: when you were twenty years old, you were still here.
Speaker 1: I know you guys talked about the last podcast, but
Speaker 1: When did you make the trip to New York? When
Speaker 1: did you decide that's where I'm going.
Speaker 9: For So, I moved to Chicago first, and then uh
Speaker 9: because had a buddy. We were reading water meters in
Speaker 9: uh Mount Julia, and so he wanted to go to
Speaker 9: Second City in Chicago. It's where a lot of SNL
Speaker 9: people come out of it. Farley came out of Yeah.
Speaker 1: And so we went to Uh.
Speaker 9: So I was like, oh, I think I want to
Speaker 9: start comedy, and so we went to Chicago and uh
Speaker 9: uh moved up there and I did that very briefly
Speaker 9: that I kind of started doing stand up and then Uh,
Speaker 9: there's a there's a great documentary with Seinfeld called Comedian.
Speaker 9: It's on Netflix. It's when he's like he's starting a
Speaker 9: new hour and so he's writing it and shows all
Speaker 9: this New York He's going to all these New York
Speaker 9: clubs and doing this stuff. And so then I saw that,
Speaker 9: and when I saw that, it was like I got
Speaker 9: to go to New York. And then that just went
Speaker 9: So I moved to New York and four Yeah.
Speaker 1: We just had to Steffan on the podcast and he
Speaker 1: was talking about how like New York is the spot
Speaker 1: there's no other place like that. You have to like
Speaker 1: literally run through like five thousand dudes to even make
Speaker 1: it out of there.
Speaker 6: Because he was saying he would never move away from
Speaker 6: New York because it's all, yeah, you can make it
Speaker 6: out of New York.
Speaker 1: He is New York. He's New York. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: I grew up there. Yeah. I can't imagine being a
Speaker 1: Tennessee boy and then going up to New York.
Speaker 9: It was Yeah, it was a lot like Christy's like
Speaker 9: a lot younger than me. But I remember when he
Speaker 9: got a great dude and then when he came on
Speaker 9: the scene, you do, you have to go.
Speaker 1: It's the best.
Speaker 9: The big saying was like go to New York to
Speaker 9: get good in LA to get famous. That's saying I
Speaker 9: heard once in that but it always made a ton
Speaker 9: of sense to me. But New York is like it
Speaker 9: is where you go and you're just grinding out in
Speaker 9: these comedy clubs and just we're all doing spots, you're
Speaker 9: all doing shows for five people. I mean it's a
Speaker 9: lot like the beginning is most of your careers in
Speaker 9: front of five six people, you'd be happy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Because you talked about how you'd stand outside and
Speaker 6: handoff flyers just to get a few people in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one of your boys is performing. You're like, hey,
Speaker 1: come check it out.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, that's and you and you get paid in
Speaker 9: stage time, so you you would just do that and
Speaker 9: then at the end of the night you get to
Speaker 9: go on stage like midnight and do five minutes, and
Speaker 9: then you go do it and the next day. But
Speaker 9: it's a world, I mean, you become you. You just
Speaker 9: you fall in love with it because you're seeing like
Speaker 9: back when I did it was like you're seeing Bill Burr.
Speaker 9: Bill Burr's probably doing comedy ten years when I was
Speaker 9: in New York at the beginning, and so like it,
Speaker 9: but no one knows who he is and Patersa O'Neill
Speaker 9: and all this. So you're you're you're like kind of like,
Speaker 9: I can't believe these dudes exist.
Speaker 1: I'd imagine in your world.
Speaker 9: Like it's like you think, like you know, if you're
Speaker 9: in high school and you're the top football player in
Speaker 9: your house and then you go, oh, there's other people
Speaker 9: that are so good yeah, and then you like and
Speaker 9: it makes you love it because you go, oh, this
Speaker 9: it's a whole nother level, Like it's.
Speaker 1: Let me see if I can make it here. Let
Speaker 1: me see if I.
Speaker 9: Can make it yeah, because you can be whatever in
Speaker 9: your own little small thing, but you gotta always change
Speaker 9: it up so then you can be like, let me
Speaker 9: see if I can run with these guys.
Speaker 1: I'm with you.
Speaker 6: Growing up in Bontero, when I went to college, I
Speaker 6: was like, oh ship, yeah, white guys play football. Yeah,
Speaker 6: you know, let me see if I start. Yeah, let
Speaker 6: me see if I can run with these guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah. How to work out for you at first in college? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know it's intimidating. Yeah, you know how it is, absolutely, Yes, like.
Speaker 6: It's it's intimidating, but it's like once you get that
Speaker 6: first compliment, dude, hey, this white boy can play.
Speaker 1: That's all. Hey, you're pretty this for a white guy.
Speaker 1: It's okay. We've we're making it out here.
Speaker 9: That's why that's why it might be one of the
Speaker 9: best athletes of all time. Yeah, yeah, there's no question
Speaker 9: about it. You are you really think you're him at
Speaker 9: that point?
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you're in New York and you're sifting through this,
Speaker 1: you're seeing guys like Bill Burr, who wasn't Bill Burr
Speaker 1: at the time. How do you when you're trying to
Speaker 1: find your own voice, not steal from these other guys,
Speaker 1: or not get influenced too much by being around all
Speaker 1: these other people all the time, because I'm sure you
Speaker 1: watch a set and you're like, damn, that's shit. That
Speaker 1: is funny, and it's kind of up your alley of
Speaker 1: humor because it's such a subjective like career. Like some
Speaker 1: guys you just don't think are funny. Some guys you do.
Speaker 1: Like when you see it, dude and they do a bit,
Speaker 1: you're like, man, how do you not steal it?
Speaker 9: Uh, well, steal your bit, you wouldn't do because it's, uh,
Speaker 9: their cadence is a big thing, so you can sound
Speaker 9: like them. So the way someone tells a joke and
Speaker 9: makes it funny is, uh, there's something that that's that's
Speaker 9: something that can get taken that I would always talk
Speaker 9: with my buddy Yannis about it. Are Heanness would always
Speaker 9: bring up like that's worse than stealing a joke because
Speaker 9: it's like you're stealing the way to tell the joke.
Speaker 9: So it's like the other stuff doesn't really matter. It's like,
Speaker 9: you know, Roan Reagan has a distinct like thing when
Speaker 9: you know when like, you know when to laugh, you
Speaker 9: know when to do it. David Tel does too, and
Speaker 9: so you'd have to catch yourself sounding like them. David
Speaker 9: Tail is a big one that and I was a
Speaker 9: lot of people sounded like David Tel. I could catch
Speaker 9: myself in a little rhythm of David Tel. My accent
Speaker 9: would hide it, so I don't think anybody realized it,
Speaker 9: but I could feel it. Like I was like, oh,
Speaker 9: I'm like watching him too much, and so you gotta
Speaker 9: and you don't want to start writing jokes like that,
Speaker 9: because then that's when you can see a comic if
Speaker 9: they get too far. You're like, oh, you sound like this, right, Like,
Speaker 9: even though you're doing jokes that are different, but you
Speaker 9: sound like him. And that's the part that you wanna
Speaker 9: if you want to be your own voice, you got
Speaker 9: to be super aware of that.
Speaker 1: If you're sifting through the comment section in one of
Speaker 1: your posts on Instagram, is that one of the more
Speaker 1: insulting things to see is oh, you sound like so
Speaker 1: and so.
Speaker 9: If they do, uh yeah, I mean I don't know
Speaker 9: if I can distinctly remember. I would have some like uh,
Speaker 9: you know, people tell you they or they've heard this
Speaker 9: joke before they the jokes stealing thing they got all started.
Speaker 9: I don't it's not as I think, as crazy as
Speaker 9: people think it is, Like it wasn't. It's it's just
Speaker 9: not you know, they made it into this big thing.
Speaker 9: A lot of times when jokes are stolen, you can
Speaker 9: really look at the joke and be like, uh, it's
Speaker 9: a it's not a super original idea, and you're like,
Speaker 9: I don't know, dude. I mean like I could see
Speaker 9: two people coming up with this thing, and you really
Speaker 9: look at it like that. I mean, there's comics. There's
Speaker 9: only so much we're all doing the exact same thing.
Speaker 9: There's only so much that anybody's doing.
Speaker 1: If you're in a.
Speaker 9: World that like you're single and you're going out and
Speaker 9: you're drinking, well that's fifty comics that are single, going
Speaker 9: out and drinking.
Speaker 1: So what are they gona talk about? They're gonll you're
Speaker 1: gonna all.
Speaker 9: Talk about the same kind of things, right, So that
Speaker 9: stuff gets thrown in a lot that it's you know,
Speaker 9: you're like, I don't know. I think it happens in
Speaker 9: movies though, something like that that's over him, like Star
Speaker 9: Wars and Harry Potter, like any yeah, like writers in
Speaker 9: a movie, like I would say, writ a TV show writer,
Speaker 9: like you could.
Speaker 1: There's stuff like that that I I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: know if I could.
Speaker 9: You could ever, I don't know if there's an example
Speaker 9: to say it, But like that stuff you get nervous
Speaker 9: about because I mean, someone writing a movie, like they
Speaker 9: could just grab a joke from some comic and just
Speaker 9: the joke in the comic.
Speaker 6: You're talking like, if I happen to be some writer
Speaker 6: and I'm liking your stand up a story you tell,
Speaker 6: it's like, oh, I'm gonna put this in that movie.
Speaker 9: Yeah, or it could be influenced by it. It could be
Speaker 9: there's a lot of thing and I mean that's and
Speaker 9: that's masked so much that I mean, you can't even
Speaker 9: how you're gonna, you know, be like that that's my
Speaker 9: joke and you're like, well they say it, Like.
Speaker 1: I want to say, that's that's been talked about.
Speaker 9: That really be wall Uh that Wahlberg's uh the Boston
Speaker 9: bombing the movie Wahlberg about the Boston Boston bombers. I
Speaker 9: think there's a joke about an iron or something at
Speaker 9: the beginning of it, and I want to say that
Speaker 9: joke might be something that's like from a comic.
Speaker 6: And now that I'm thinking about it, I want to
Speaker 6: say it was like THEO talking about uh yeah, oh
Speaker 6: yeah it was the the show Dave right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: but he was digesting it.
Speaker 1: I mean you could tell he was alluded to it.
Speaker 1: He wasn't.
Speaker 6: I don't think he was being like, all this is
Speaker 6: fact because ultimately I guess you you don't.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, right, but yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 9: You hear something he says that of yeah, and you're like,
Speaker 9: I mean they're gonna you got the and how do
Speaker 9: not saying all these writers are writers are not doing
Speaker 9: the majority of we're not doing it. But it's like
Speaker 9: I been you know, yeah, it's like they're gonna be.
Speaker 9: You're gonna be influenced by people. You wanna hear things here.
Speaker 9: There's so much content now, so you're hearing stuff all
Speaker 9: the time. You you might not realize like where you
Speaker 9: would have possibly heard that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the still in the joke thing seems like
Speaker 1: you other commenting it, like I mean, there was there
Speaker 1: was one reference like I was a big dang cook
Speaker 1: guy growing up. I was like right around my middle
Speaker 1: school time and Dan Cook. We all loved it. We
Speaker 1: all loved them. There was a big time where people
Speaker 1: were like, Dan Cook stole a joke, the same joke
Speaker 1: as Lewis c. K told about having a kid. He
Speaker 1: doesn't have a kid right now, but when he has
Speaker 1: a kid, he's gonna name something ridiculous, like just one
Speaker 1: letter five of them and then he like allegedly, I
Speaker 1: haven't really looked too much into it, so I'm kind
Speaker 1: of just speaking out of pocket here, But Dane just
Speaker 1: changed the letter essentially and did his like his cadence
Speaker 1: and all that, because they're totally different comments.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I think there's another like his itchy butthole or
Speaker 9: something was another joke like that, and it was uh yeah,
Speaker 9: I mean I remember all that stuff going on Amy Schumer.
Speaker 9: I was around Amy a lot, and people would blame
Speaker 9: but it's like, I just it's some of it you're
Speaker 9: I mean, the Dane and the Louis thing. I look,
Speaker 9: I don't know. I mean maybe they did it's and
Speaker 9: they maybe subconsciously did it. I don't know if I
Speaker 9: just find it hard to believe people are like on
Speaker 9: purpose doing this stuff. Yeah, not saying that's right to
Speaker 9: subconsciously do it like you should somewhat try to check,
Speaker 9: but it's overall you're like, I don't know, dude, Like
Speaker 9: they're not comics, are not just taking each other? Said,
Speaker 9: where are you gonna go do this?
Speaker 1: You know? Yeah, where you're gonna get caught.
Speaker 9: You're going to get especially now with And then the
Speaker 9: thing that was frustrating is it makes it then everybody like,
Speaker 9: so if you have a joke similar to someone else,
Speaker 9: someone's like, do you steal that joke from that person?
Speaker 9: You're like, no, dude, we're all talking about the same thing. Like,
Speaker 9: no one's stealing a joke. They're just people are talking
Speaker 9: about stuff. It usually goes to you gotta look at
Speaker 9: what the joke is to be like, is it that
Speaker 9: original of an idea? And a lot of times it's not.
Speaker 9: And then it's like something that's kind of like there's
Speaker 9: jokes out there where you're like, I think I've heard
Speaker 9: my uncle say that joke. You know, yeah, that person's
Speaker 9: not stealing that joke. It's like just telling kind of
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Speaker 1: back to this episode, Japier, are you catching all that
Speaker 1: rain in the headphones? I keep seeing Garrett look back
Speaker 1: and forth and stuff like that.
Speaker 6: You just you hear the rain get even harder, and
Speaker 6: you're just like, fuck the one hour we're getting Nate on? Yeah, perfect,
Speaker 6: As he's telling a story, you just hear her get
Speaker 6: louder and louder.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when uh, make doesn't Yeah we don't need that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we definitely didn't not need that in our lives. Do
Speaker 1: you catch that it's absolutely going on? There's like flood
Speaker 1: warnings the median. Do you ever get just tired of
Speaker 1: being funny?
Speaker 6: Like when you're doing you're like, you know, you kind
Speaker 6: of fall in love with it in New York and
Speaker 6: you're grinding through it and even now it's just like
Speaker 6: you're just you've blown up. Like as a comedian, I've
Speaker 6: always I don't know why I never asked them, but
Speaker 6: I'm just thinking, do you guys just ever get tired
Speaker 6: of just being like everybody?
Speaker 9: Every room I step into, I'm expected to be funny? Yeah,
Speaker 9: I mean you have to be on. That's the part
Speaker 9: of that's hard. But I think you all would experience that.
Speaker 9: You know how many times you got to feel like
Speaker 9: you're on? So when you go out to a public event,
Speaker 9: when you go to something or like that kind of thing,
Speaker 9: or you meet people and like it's it's the being
Speaker 9: on is the thing that gets exhausting.
Speaker 1: That's for anybody.
Speaker 9: I mean, people can feel that if they go to
Speaker 9: work and they feel like they have to kind of
Speaker 9: be like all right, I gotta turn it on a
Speaker 9: little bit.
Speaker 1: I gotta be better, you.
Speaker 9: Know, I'm we're gonna die about this fucking funny that
Speaker 9: like out of this stuff we're in like a garage. Also,
Speaker 9: stuff that I don't think you're supposed to be in
Speaker 9: inside of a storm. Is we're in a garage and
Speaker 9: you're like, all right, well that you should be in there,
Speaker 9: but at least you're not in a bus inside of it.
Speaker 9: You're like, oh, we're in a bus, one of the
Speaker 9: old buses that look like it's driving around trying to
Speaker 9: be struck by lighting.
Speaker 1: Uh. Yeah, yeah, we're in danger right now. We are
Speaker 1: in danger.
Speaker 6: The being on thing, the being on things true because
Speaker 6: anytime you come across like fans and everything else, you
Speaker 6: want them to be like you know, you don't want
Speaker 6: to like let people down or all of a sudden
Speaker 6: you're like an ass on that You're like, you know
Speaker 6: that you're fucking not even.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it only takes one bad impression for them
Speaker 1: to be off you forever. Yeah. Yeah, you know, you
Speaker 1: meet somebody, it's you. It's either you or not you.
Speaker 9: So like usually when you meet if someone meets someone
Speaker 9: famous and they're kind of stand offish whatever, you're like, yeah, man,
Speaker 9: that person's probably like that in real life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And otherwise it's yeah, it's.
Speaker 9: Like the crowd and the audience should not feel my
Speaker 9: tiredness or my whatever, like that's not on them to
Speaker 9: do any of that stuff. Yeah, So there's like little
Speaker 9: moments like that. But I mean I don't have to
Speaker 9: I ever feel with an audience. You feel it with like,
Speaker 9: you know, the business side of sometimes just because you're
Speaker 9: like the audience you're like grateful for because that's the
Speaker 9: reason you're here.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you gotta go do the business side of things,
Speaker 1: and then you're like yeah, but business side you can
Speaker 1: like kind of turn it on and off. I feel
Speaker 1: like the being on thing is like when you're just
Speaker 1: walking somewhere and someone's like, hey, I like you for this,
Speaker 1: and then you feel like, Okay, I have to make
Speaker 1: sure this person has a good experience. Yeah, that way
Speaker 1: that it's like the move It Forward or what's that movie? Hey,
Speaker 1: everything paying forward? And then just like one person tells
Speaker 1: two people, it's like we got to make sure yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: this person's happy with their experience and move on. If
Speaker 1: that happens too many times, that's when it kind of
Speaker 1: gets a little draining.
Speaker 9: Be nice and the mide. That's what's so, that's the
Speaker 9: easiest part about it. It's really a lot easier just
Speaker 9: to be nice and move on. And it's like, it
Speaker 9: is funny if you someone that doesn't want to be
Speaker 9: like that, you're like, well, you make it much harder
Speaker 9: bout being kind of mean. Yeah, you could just be
Speaker 9: nice and it would move very quickly, no doubt.
Speaker 1: Has there ever been a person that you've like kind
Speaker 1: of looked up too and then you meet him and
Speaker 1: you're like, fuck, don't meet your hero type thing. You
Speaker 1: brought up one person that universally seems like people are
Speaker 1: not a huge fan of that's Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah.
Speaker 9: I so I've only been I've talked to him once.
Speaker 9: I'm a giant sein Fold fan. So I still want
Speaker 9: to go to so I don't have. There was a
Speaker 9: lot of people that have said that they didn't he
Speaker 9: can be kind of staying officer. He can be and
Speaker 9: they would be that with comics and stuff like that.
Speaker 9: I mean, I don't look at that too much. Somebody
Speaker 9: because the year he's sixty something years old, like doing
Speaker 9: comedy for forty years or more, so some of that
Speaker 9: I look at like, yeah, does you want to talk
Speaker 9: to Like I mean, I'm an open micer to him,
Speaker 9: like you know, he's done comedy so much longer than me.
Speaker 1: Like not that I'm an open by, but you know
Speaker 1: what I mean.
Speaker 9: Like it's like you're so if you were having talking
Speaker 9: to some seventh grader about being a lineman there's something
Speaker 9: like playing football, you'd be like, what do we go
Speaker 9: talk about?
Speaker 1: Dude? Like I don't, I can't, you're knew, So.
Speaker 9: Sometimes like I think of it like that, like people
Speaker 9: were like, ah, he wasn't not like comics specifically, could
Speaker 9: think like I didn't like the way he left, and
Speaker 9: you're like, what do you want him to do?
Speaker 1: Like just I don't know? Like that, So I've had
Speaker 1: no Louis c.
Speaker 9: K thought I had a little bit with when I
Speaker 9: first started.
Speaker 1: Now it's not.
Speaker 9: I mean, obviously he's come back down to reality a
Speaker 9: little bit. Uh, that happens, a little bit. That happens
Speaker 9: a little bit.
Speaker 1: Have you heard Pete Davidson's a bit about that he
Speaker 1: talks about I guess. Uh. Luisy K was hosting SNL
Speaker 1: and then Pete Davidson got high and he was walking
Speaker 1: through to go to the elevators, and like Luisy K
Speaker 1: caught up with him and he was like, hey, stop
Speaker 1: getting high, you're ruining your fucking life. Blah blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: like kind of dug into him and Pete's high' is
Speaker 1: like that didn't happen. There's no way that actually just happened.
Speaker 1: And the next day, whoever, who's the guy, is it
Speaker 1: Lauren that Lauren's like no, yeah, he calls Pete into
Speaker 1: the office and essentially it's like people have done coke
Speaker 1: here before, like just I guess, don't let Luisy K smoke,
Speaker 1: and then his whole bit is going into so you'd
Speaker 1: be so happy when I found out on one great
Speaker 1: day that he was jerking off in front of ladies
Speaker 1: and stuff like that, and it's a it's a pretty
Speaker 1: funny deal. Funny.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's like he, uh, Louie's been I have like now,
Speaker 9: it's not been back when I was when I I
Speaker 9: remember I opened for him once a long time ago,
Speaker 9: and uh, he was just kinda like I don't know,
Speaker 9: he was just I mean like at one point Louis
Speaker 9: was on top of the world, like so in you know,
Speaker 9: we're in New York, like, I mean, he is the
Speaker 9: biggest comic on the planet and uh, and it.
Speaker 1: Would come off.
Speaker 9: Sometimes you can meet him and he'd be kind of
Speaker 9: like jerkier, like you know, just not nice, not being nice,
Speaker 9: and you're like, you know, and you're a young comic
Speaker 9: and you're just thinking, like I'm just said, I'm nobody, dude,
Speaker 9: like just I'm not in you know, I'm not trying
Speaker 9: to have You're trying.
Speaker 1: To get out of his way.
Speaker 9: You're trying to do all these things, and he would
Speaker 9: just you know, I remember he would just say, like
Speaker 9: you I brought him up on stage and you'd be like,
Speaker 9: all right, everybody York sided to see, uh your headliner tonight,
Speaker 9: please welcome Louis c K. Like and then I brought
Speaker 9: him on sage and he's like, don't introduce me like
Speaker 9: that and look in a weird way, there's a valid
Speaker 9: point and to be like they are there to see him.
Speaker 9: I don't really need to say anything but please welcome
Speaker 9: Louis c K. But the other side of it, I've
Speaker 9: been doing comedy six years at this point, I don't
Speaker 9: know what to do. I'm nervous, like like it was
Speaker 9: part of you, Like, why don't you think about the
Speaker 9: situation that we have. I'm getting I can't believe I'm here.
Speaker 9: I can't believe I'm getting to go up in front
Speaker 9: of you. This is it's a sold out room. I've
Speaker 9: never been in front of a sold out room. There's
Speaker 9: a lot of things playing into it. So you're like,
Speaker 9: there was like that kind of stuff with Louis where
Speaker 9: he would just like say to You're like, what do
Speaker 9: you want me to do?
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 1: How how'd you introduce him? You just where you're like,
Speaker 1: all right, y'axcite you know I'm from.
Speaker 9: You're like giving his credits and all this stuff, and
Speaker 9: it's just like you don't have to sell all my credits.
Speaker 1: You don't.
Speaker 9: They know who they're here to see, which is true,
Speaker 9: and that makes you don't need to say it, like yeah,
Speaker 9: but it would just be like he come tell you that,
Speaker 9: but in like kind of an aggressive way, and you're like, Louis,
Speaker 9: I don't know what to do, dude. I'm know I'm
Speaker 9: so nervous about this whole experience. I just don't want
Speaker 9: you to be mad. Yeah, yeah, like I I and
Speaker 9: you're mad clearly. And then now I don't know nothing.
Speaker 9: He's that mad. But it's just being like, just be regular, man,
Speaker 9: Just be normal. You don't even say I don't even
Speaker 9: know the green room.
Speaker 1: Like I'm trying my best.
Speaker 9: I'm trying to like, hey, I'm just doing whatever I
Speaker 9: can do. I did a joke and then he went
Speaker 9: up and made fun of my joke, and that made
Speaker 9: me so mad. I was so mad about this. I
Speaker 9: was so mad about this for a long time because
Speaker 9: it was just like it was like, dude, we're nobody's man.
Speaker 9: I'm I'm I got paid seventy five dollars that night,
Speaker 9: like I think for hosting, so pray seventy five bucks.
Speaker 9: That's it, and I'm fine, and I it's I would
Speaker 9: do that, would do that game for free.
Speaker 1: But you're like, what do you I'm again, I'm not.
Speaker 6: I'm just so when you got off the stage, he
Speaker 6: came up and made funny and make.
Speaker 9: Fun of the Yeah, I was pretty upset about that.
Speaker 1: You remember the joke. Yeah, it was a joke.
Speaker 9: The joke I had about uh uh, if if I
Speaker 9: don't have a gun in my house, I have like
Speaker 9: a knife or something in my next to my bed.
Speaker 9: So if my if but I have my wife sleep
Speaker 9: next to the door so if someone broke in, I
Speaker 9: can shove her at it. And then it was something
Speaker 9: like that joke, I'm not great at memory, and then
Speaker 9: other ones that would I take a bullet for my wife?
Speaker 9: That was it, and I was like and I said yes,
Speaker 9: because how could I ever take a bullet? That's pretty fast,
Speaker 9: you know, for a gun to be You can't like
Speaker 9: hear a gun go off and jump in front of it.
Speaker 9: It would hit her so quick. So you're like, I
Speaker 9: just would say, yeah, I will take a bullet. I'll
Speaker 9: take a bull for anybody, because I'm never gonna be
Speaker 9: able to get in front of that bullet.
Speaker 1: And that was like kind of the joke.
Speaker 9: And then he was like, well, you stand in front
Speaker 9: of him when the person holds a gun, you then
Speaker 9: get in front of her. He like, just like he
Speaker 9: described it the way like my wife would describe it
Speaker 9: and make it like not fun, like the way you
Speaker 9: have like your parent would just be like, well, I
Speaker 9: don't know if it's gonna work like that. You're like, yeah,
Speaker 9: it's a joke. We're just trying to have fun. The
Speaker 9: whole crowd is gonna laugh because they laughed like then
Speaker 9: making fun of me, and then you're like and then
Speaker 9: you're just like sitting there like you know, I'm twenty
Speaker 9: seven years old, Like why would you What do I
Speaker 9: have to do with anything?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: Like, please leave me out of this.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you're I'm just doing a spot, dude, I'm hosting.
Speaker 9: Hannibal was supposed to be on that show too, Burst
Speaker 9: and he didn't even show up to the first show
Speaker 9: and uh he was hosting and then like that was
Speaker 9: mad at that. I'll tell you that. I was mad
Speaker 9: at the whole night. You start snowballs me and I'm like,
Speaker 9: I'm here, Yeah, we Hannimal didn't show up like I did,
Speaker 9: like a little more time, yeah, because handle want to
Speaker 9: show up and you're still making fun of me. This
Speaker 9: was Hannibal is like starting to because I started with
Speaker 9: Hannibal and Hanbibal was like he started writing for S
Speaker 9: and L. At this point he was on thirty Rock
Speaker 9: I think, or writing for thirty Rock. Handa was great,
Speaker 9: and so he was like starting to like really kind
Speaker 9: of blow up and we were and I was just,
Speaker 9: you know, still at the bottom. So I didn't care
Speaker 9: for the whole thing. But now it's been fine, I've
Speaker 9: never told Loui that, but why would he watches the show.
Speaker 1: That show up? You're like, texta, Hannibal, did you know
Speaker 1: this is gonna happen?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, Well you guys fucking had it out for me.
Speaker 6: Huh d yeah, Hannibal. Well, Hannibal was late because of
Speaker 6: thirty Rock.
Speaker 9: But I remember I just remember thinking why, like I'm
Speaker 9: the one here, yeah, and I'm just getting trashed.
Speaker 1: If I wasn't here, there be no one else but
Speaker 1: you on the show.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you know, you're just sayingthing to Hannibal. He was excited,
Speaker 9: hannimals on the show. Hannibal was like again starting to
Speaker 9: kind of rise off and do good. So it was
Speaker 9: like it was cool to have Hannibal. Were you thinking
Speaker 9: your head at the time, I'm never doing this again. No,
Speaker 9: I mean I you would use that. I mean honestly,
Speaker 9: I would use it for like I hate this dude,
Speaker 9: and like I will make sure he knows me right,
Speaker 9: like you honestly not to act like a brag or anything,
Speaker 9: but in your head at the moment, I would always
Speaker 9: just flip it to like, all right, I will be
Speaker 9: positive that you know, And he would never Louie would
Speaker 9: never remember any of this, as he probably should.
Speaker 1: He should have remember it.
Speaker 9: I was really there's no reason he would know me
Speaker 9: at the time, you know what I mean, Like, I
Speaker 9: don't expect, but these are moments that I would use.
Speaker 9: I would be I was so mad about the situation.
Speaker 9: And then you're like, all right, all right, well, then
Speaker 9: this is where I'm at in comedy, So I need
Speaker 9: to be get to a level that like, I'm not
Speaker 9: gonna get treated like this, and so you just use
Speaker 9: that drive to like.
Speaker 1: Chip on your shoulder, Yeah, telling yourself whatever you can whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: make sure that hey, people will know someday. But I'm
Speaker 1: laughing now.
Speaker 9: Yeah, someone other person could probably look at that situation
Speaker 9: and be like, dude, he like said he liked you,
Speaker 9: and maybe he was making a funny joke at the
Speaker 9: beginning about you. It was all very sweet. In my head.
Speaker 9: It's like, I mean, it's armageddon. I'm like, right, But
Speaker 9: someone else could be like, no, well he was being nice.
Speaker 9: What are you talking about? Like I could have read
Speaker 9: the whole situation wrong, Yeah, but I did, and I
Speaker 9: read it the way I read it, and then you
Speaker 9: just like kind of go, all right, we'll grint it.
Speaker 1: You know, man, I wonder what you were feeling during
Speaker 1: has like whole what if he did an hour or whatever,
Speaker 1: just kind of sitting there and slowly like that seed
Speaker 1: of a started. Oh by the end of that hour,
Speaker 1: it had to be a full plant, like you had
Speaker 1: to be fucking ready. Oh.
Speaker 9: I was like, yeah, I mean I think I did
Speaker 9: one more show. We're doing a show for his school,
Speaker 9: for his daughter's school, like a fundraiser. Uh so, uh
Speaker 9: because he was at We're at Carolines and he wouldn't
Speaker 9: be because I mean he's at this point, he's doing
Speaker 9: massive square garden, so he's just doing this for a
Speaker 9: fundraiser and uh.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean it all built in.
Speaker 9: I mean I sit there watching them though too, Like
Speaker 9: I mean obviously he's he's unreal like so he was like,
Speaker 9: you know, you're sitting there watching me, and that's you know,
Speaker 9: that's part of you that it hurts, is like because
Speaker 9: it's like the dude you're like sitting there going like
Speaker 9: that's the main guy.
Speaker 1: Like Burr I always had much.
Speaker 9: Burr was very nice to me and would say things
Speaker 9: and like be very so you just would have like
Speaker 9: little parts of you know where you got treated by
Speaker 9: this person. And I'm not trying to reflect on what
Speaker 9: they are now or anything, but it was like these
Speaker 9: were little things that you'd be like, they really stick
Speaker 9: with you.
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Speaker 1: said back to this episode, Yeah, who's somebody now? Might
Speaker 1: be Bill burb but who are who are?
Speaker 6: Who is a comic or a couple comics that have
Speaker 6: been like the most encouraging that you actually think about
Speaker 6: back then when you're younger and building these chips on
Speaker 6: your shoulders and people have kind of pulled you aside
Speaker 6: or given you any kind of advice or something where
Speaker 6: it's like, man, this really stuck with me. This this
Speaker 6: comic might have no idea. Bill Burr, this stuck with
Speaker 6: me throughout my entire career.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Burr was. Burr was a big one because Burr
Speaker 9: I rememberer. Uh he told me. Uh again it was
Speaker 9: at Carolines and uh because we go watch Burr like
Speaker 9: before he blew up, and he'd be like you could
Speaker 9: go sit in the back of the room and watch
Speaker 9: because it wasn't sold out. And then I remember the
Speaker 9: next year it was it was like they wouldn't even
Speaker 9: let us come in the room because it was too
Speaker 9: sold out.
Speaker 1: And like so but Burr like.
Speaker 9: When you just when he knew your name, when he
Speaker 9: like he knew he knew you, and uh, it was
Speaker 9: it was a really big deal. And then I remember
Speaker 9: him saying like look it Uh it takes the route
Speaker 9: that guys let us go. It takes us a long time,
Speaker 9: but you gain fans and you gain fans for life.
Speaker 1: And I remember and.
Speaker 9: I always thought about that throughout my whole career, like
Speaker 9: how like you know, like this build up it take.
Speaker 9: I've been coming twenty years and uh it's all just
Speaker 9: like a slow like kind of just always going up.
Speaker 9: Not a bad thing, but it can be frustrating. It
Speaker 9: doesn't happen as fast as another one one said was
Speaker 9: like it's not as it's uh not as fast as
Speaker 9: you want, but quicker than you think, like, and so
Speaker 9: you have these moments that just like it kind of
Speaker 9: takes a slow kind of thing and you got to
Speaker 9: just kind of grind it out. And so yeah, Burr
Speaker 9: was a big part of that. Ad Mayor Marin was
Speaker 9: very nice to me and uh foul and obviously too
Speaker 9: did a lot of stuff for me. And uh so
Speaker 9: there's just a world of people that end up, you know,
Speaker 9: doing things that are very they're just nice to you
Speaker 9: or there they see it and they go like, you know,
Speaker 9: this dude's like the real deal, and you're you know,
Speaker 9: you just need that little confidence that right then, you
Speaker 9: know that like a little bit of yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 9: you want the validation from your peers. I mean that's
Speaker 9: all that really matters, is uh what their comics? Yeah,
Speaker 9: that's that's the beginning that you feel like what do
Speaker 9: they think of us?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 1: Is that process different though? When you like you've been
Speaker 1: doing it for twenty years, you see a guy's been
Speaker 1: doing it for maybe five or six years and they're
Speaker 1: trying to accelerate their career. Do you ever sit with
Speaker 1: those guys and be like, hey, just take your time.
Speaker 1: Like some dudes are you know, trying to do too
Speaker 1: much too early?
Speaker 9: I think a lot. I think sometimes people can do
Speaker 9: they can go too they can do too much stuff
Speaker 9: that's like, uh, you know, they're like, I'm gonna do sketches,
Speaker 9: i wanna do a podcast, I'm gonna do stand up,
Speaker 9: I'm gonna do impro like and it's like, well, go
Speaker 9: be great at one thing. If you can be great
Speaker 9: at one thing, you can do all the other things.
Speaker 9: But you have to you can't just be kind of
Speaker 9: fine at a bunch of things. You need to really
Speaker 9: learn how to be great at one thing, and that's
Speaker 9: then you know how to be great at other things
Speaker 9: because you know what it takes to become great or
Speaker 9: really good at one thing. So I think soon as
Speaker 9: like younger comics can spread them stuff out and there's
Speaker 9: too much stuff that they're trying to do.
Speaker 1: Uh, so you can see.
Speaker 9: That I'm a big like younger comics like, I'm a
Speaker 9: big I'm I'm a big act person. Like there's a
Speaker 9: lot of crowd work stuff. I've look. I know people
Speaker 9: can do crowd works. It's easiest to post content on
Speaker 9: social media's the crowd work and stuff like that. But
Speaker 9: I'm a creating an act is Ah, if you can
Speaker 9: create an act, it's uh, it's it's it's the best
Speaker 9: thing you can do, and it's it's the most reliable
Speaker 9: and it's Uh when people come see you in d
Speaker 9: a live show, they I mean they want to see
Speaker 9: an act. They want to see a whole kind of thing.
Speaker 9: And stand up is in such a great spot right now,
Speaker 9: where like we're doing arenas and they're doing there's a
Speaker 9: lot of comics doing arenas and doing these big kind
Speaker 9: of venues and uh, stand ups in a pretty wonderful spot.
Speaker 9: And you know, guys are selling out and doing big things,
Speaker 9: and so it's you want them to be like the
Speaker 9: exhausting part you gotta create. You got to create an act.
Speaker 9: You gotta constant use stuff coming uh coming up with
Speaker 9: stuff on the fly, like you look at like Shane,
Speaker 9: I know the yard you know with Shane Gills, Like
Speaker 9: Shane Gils is like I haven't seen someone like Shane
Speaker 9: in a long time. And uh, he's he's unbelievable as
Speaker 9: a comedian and like seeing him like I know his
Speaker 9: what his next special is going to be, and it's
Speaker 9: like it's gonna be great and he I've I mean
Speaker 9: I've seen the hour he's run.
Speaker 1: I didn't see the taping. Yeah we saw in Vegas.
Speaker 6: Was dudeah, I I really I think feel the smiles
Speaker 6: creeping up on our faces the minute he said Shane
Speaker 6: ye like we.
Speaker 1: Means the I mean so Shane.
Speaker 9: Is yeah, like I mean, I uh, Shane's I wasn't
Speaker 9: really there when Shane was there.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 9: I think I was gone. I've been a comedy forever.
Speaker 9: Shane's like Shane's also reminder how old I am, Like
Speaker 9: when you used to realize like I mean, he's been
Speaker 9: a comedy for a little bit now, and uh he
Speaker 9: was just he was like I remember hearing about him
Speaker 9: when he first came out. He would go out with
Speaker 9: Dan Soder a lot. Another comic. That's an unbelievable comedian.
Speaker 9: That's Uh, SODA's really hitting the road now. Soda is
Speaker 9: a great comedian that if you go watch, like me
Speaker 9: and Soda are very close friends, and like he's friends
Speaker 9: with Mike McDaniels. There is and uh, but SODA's like
Speaker 9: was doing the Bonfire with Big Jay and uh, then
Speaker 9: now he's doing comedy. He's really gonna go hit the
Speaker 9: road really hard. So Soda like, that's what you gotta do. Like,
Speaker 9: you got to go on the road, and you got
Speaker 9: to just stay in these and build this stuff up.
Speaker 9: And if you build these are guys that if you
Speaker 9: build these acts, and they will because they their acts
Speaker 9: are gonna be you start producing hours.
Speaker 1: If you look at Louis or Carlin.
Speaker 9: Or Chris Rocker all this kind of stuff, you know,
Speaker 9: you're you're you're building these hours that you can go specials.
Speaker 9: Gaffkin's just putting out a new special. It's I think
Speaker 9: it's coming out this week maybe, Uh it's his tenth hour.
Speaker 9: It's you know how hard it is to write ten
Speaker 9: hours of material. It's basically impossible. There's no one that's
Speaker 9: really that you know, that can do it. The limited
Speaker 9: amount that can do it. It's a very small group.
Speaker 9: And uh so it's like, go try to be in
Speaker 9: that group, Like that's what that's what I look at,
Speaker 9: like stim try to be in that group to go
Speaker 9: produce stuff. That's why I think some people get it's
Speaker 9: it's hard to do, it's tiring. Uh And so then
Speaker 9: you can flip into slide into this other stuff where
Speaker 9: it's like whether it be like if your whole act
Speaker 9: becomes I'm not trying to crack. Some people are so
Speaker 9: great at crowd work, but if your whole act becomes that,
Speaker 9: then it's like you're not really creating, you know, it's
Speaker 9: like you're just I think you get stuck. Versus if
Speaker 9: you build an act. I think an act can go
Speaker 9: because people want to go watch the show. I mean
Speaker 9: you can't go really watch in an arena and just
Speaker 9: be like sitting in the top watching a guy get
Speaker 9: made fun of, you know, in the front row. That's
Speaker 9: not gonna come across as fun for that person up
Speaker 9: at the top. So there's always as big as it
Speaker 9: can get, I think, And so like the ones that
Speaker 9: are creating the act.
Speaker 1: Because you're never actually like working on something.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm going to your next show thinking you can
Speaker 6: not like write, I don't know, I'm assuming like you're
Speaker 6: just not writing things down or trying to work on
Speaker 6: bits and be like I'm gonna go take it here.
Speaker 1: You're just leaning on the fact that you can do
Speaker 1: crowd working.
Speaker 9: You can go sit and like yeah, and I mean
Speaker 9: that stuff's super fun. I mean it's like I and
Speaker 9: guys are really really great at Big Jay Orgerson's un
Speaker 9: Big J's one of the funniest people I've ever met
Speaker 9: in my entire life. And he's the best and he
Speaker 9: does all like he does it and not and it,
Speaker 9: it and it. But Big Jays can tell stories and
Speaker 9: he's so great at stories and all this stuff. So
Speaker 9: it's I always to people think I'm trying. I trashed
Speaker 9: crowd work more than most people, but I'm I just
Speaker 9: see with young girl, I just hope that some still
Speaker 9: like That's why I was so great seeing Shane. And
Speaker 9: like when I saw Shane for the first time, I
Speaker 9: came he came to his zanies and I went down
Speaker 9: and watched him before I really knew him, and but
Speaker 9: I've heard about him. We've kind of like said what's up,
Speaker 9: and I watched him and I was like, oh man,
Speaker 9: this is crazy, dude, this is like and it was
Speaker 9: and I've got very excited because it was like yeah, yeah, dude,
Speaker 9: like this is this Dude's gonna be you know, obviously
Speaker 9: he's super funny in this situation all that, but he
Speaker 9: hasn't act and he goes up with it act and
Speaker 9: goes out and destroys. I mean we saw him in
Speaker 9: Charleston and it was like, dude, I mean, they stand
Speaker 9: up and you could just get a stand oovation immediately
Speaker 9: you saw. People are so excited to see him and
Speaker 9: he's so fun and funny, and it just feels different
Speaker 9: and it's like it doesn't feel serious, and I think
Speaker 9: comedy's going that way back that way, which is a
Speaker 9: good thing. Where it's comedy that's like being like, yeah, dude,
Speaker 9: I'm not No one's trying to tell you what to
Speaker 9: do or you know, Shane's not telling you how to vote,
Speaker 9: He's not telling you how to do any of this stuff.
Speaker 9: It's like just being funny and like anybody can watch it.
Speaker 9: Anybody can like just you know, it's like I'm just
Speaker 9: having fun, man, not everybody, not everybody. I had a
Speaker 9: clothes boy dude, Yeah, he's the boy.
Speaker 1: But we saw his stand up in Austin and shortly
Speaker 1: after he him on the bus for the first time.
Speaker 1: We really didn't know about Shane, like we knew he
Speaker 1: got fired from SNEL. We know he's a comedian on
Speaker 1: the up, and we're like, hey, we're excited to have him.
Speaker 1: He crushed it on the podcast. He was so funny.
Speaker 1: So then we took the time to like go watch
Speaker 1: his YouTube special in Austin and it is like, I'm
Speaker 1: by myself laughing my ass off. And so I go
Speaker 1: to Arizona and see this family that I lived with,
Speaker 1: and one day, like the dad is, you know, Fox
Speaker 1: News dad, he's a Fox News dad and his bit
Speaker 1: about Fox News dads. I was like, hey, you've got
Speaker 1: to watch his stand up and I put it on
Speaker 1: and in the first five minutes is him essentially making
Speaker 1: fun of Fox News dads and like the Wall and
Speaker 1: all that, and I'm laughing still. It's like the fourth
Speaker 1: or fifth time I've watched it, and he doesn't laugh,
Speaker 1: doesn't make a noise, and he just grabs the controller
Speaker 1: and goes, let's watch something else, and then it turns
Speaker 1: it off without taking a vote. From anybody else. I thought, man,
Speaker 1: you got to open up, You got to open it
Speaker 1: up a little bit.
Speaker 9: Bro.
Speaker 1: I've told him that a dozen times, like you've got
Speaker 1: to rewatch it. But then I'll rewatch it, and then
Speaker 1: I'll hear the Trump stuff and I'm like, hey, maybe
Speaker 1: he shouldn't watch it, Maybe he shouldn't gay sit down
Speaker 1: your gay bro. The military bit that he does with
Speaker 1: the Taliban. When people get that you were with him
Speaker 1: in Saney's weeks ago, right, y'all.
Speaker 6: I bet the people at Zany's were so fired up
Speaker 6: because he had hit us up.
Speaker 1: It was after beer Olympics.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's like, hey after Yeah, the day after we're
Speaker 6: recovering and he's like, hey, Nate and I are gonna
Speaker 6: we're gonna go on a Zanies at like nine thirty
Speaker 6: or ten thirty or something like that.
Speaker 9: I was like, oh, man, Like I'm like, y'all had
Speaker 9: a pretty big day.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Like I was fucking hurt, bro. He was bruised up.
Speaker 6: Probably Prime telling you about.
Speaker 1: He kept showing us, He kept showing us his body.
Speaker 1: That's more on him, though, But I saw him because
Speaker 1: you tackled in the photo.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and like you're it's like y'all just don't like realize,
Speaker 9: like because Shane's big too, but he's not like strong
Speaker 9: like y'all, and so I feel like he gets beat.
Speaker 9: It's like a big dog, Like it's a dog that
Speaker 9: you're like that tries to play with them and then
Speaker 9: you're like, well, just I don't know if i'd play
Speaker 9: with hecase, don't go, don't go full on.
Speaker 1: You don't have to laboratory retreat.
Speaker 6: Yeah, show on Instagram man just being on top of
Speaker 6: Shane and fucking.
Speaker 1: Because it's started off. If him, like you know, he
Speaker 1: gets there, he seems very unenthusiastic to be there. He's like,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get buried. Whatever it is, what it is
Speaker 1: he gets, he does one chug like the first event
Speaker 1: was was a chug, and then after that anytime he
Speaker 1: lost an event, he be behind me and will just
Speaker 1: talking shit like you guys are bad hosts. You guys
Speaker 1: are nasty quick being that they're all laughing at you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna remind you they're all laughing at you when
Speaker 1: you chug it. I go in one of my one
Speaker 1: of the rooms and he's there talking shit, sitting on
Speaker 1: a chair and he's like, you dude, you're a pussy dude.
Speaker 1: I'll beat your ass right now. So I start wrestling him,
Speaker 1: and the whole rest of the day like turned into that.
Speaker 1: And then he's talking about all the bruises. It's like,
Speaker 1: but you gotta get out in the sun if you
Speaker 1: don't want a bruise like that, Like he literally has
Speaker 1: michelin Man type of skin. Is that what you have
Speaker 1: to do? I mean, I feel you got to weather
Speaker 1: it up a little bit, right, Is that what you
Speaker 1: have to do? I think I do? Well, you say
Speaker 1: older dudes. You see older dudes, You're like, what does
Speaker 1: their skin look like?
Speaker 4: Leather?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Leather's tough, it's durable, it's reliable. It's like the
Speaker 1: Chevy Silverado. If you don't ever go out in the
Speaker 1: sun like one little hey, how you doing a little
Speaker 1: slap on the lake, there's gonna be a welt there.
Speaker 1: Luckily Will got some nice thighs and he's got a
Speaker 1: little sun tent on there. Shane just welted up.
Speaker 9: Easily told him like that. I've never heard anything like that.
Speaker 9: It's it's like, well, you know, bruises get on the
Speaker 9: sun right there?
Speaker 1: Just jumping this cit a little bit and then bruised.
Speaker 1: You just make that up. Did essentially make that out,
Speaker 1: But it gotta makes sense when you really think about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess it does. Chandler on me, dude, Michael Chandler.
Speaker 1: I mean, he could stand up on this bus, no problem.
Speaker 1: I have plenty of room, little or guy. But he
Speaker 1: wrestled me in the pool and I almost drowned about
Speaker 1: six times. And the rest of the day it was
Speaker 1: like he was being Yeah he's a little bit. It
Speaker 1: was his right hand man, it was his guard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so strong. Oh, dude, Chandler is just and the best,
Speaker 1: the nicest guy. You're way too nice to be in
Speaker 1: the octagon like that. Yeah, I know. Yeah, he's a
Speaker 1: wild thoughts. Yeah, but he like enjoys it. We were
Speaker 1: at his, uh, his house for Labor Day weekend last year.
Speaker 1: His pool is like four feet yeah, and it's the
Speaker 1: late night. Everyone's been drinking a little bit and I
Speaker 1: see somebody something dive into the pool, but their feet
Speaker 1: don't go in the water. So he essentially dove in
Speaker 1: the pool and hits his face and comes up and
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of the conversation with somebody. I
Speaker 1: look back, I'm Hey, Mike, did you just hit your
Speaker 1: face on the floor of the pool. And he's like no, no,
Speaker 1: He's like laughing, just having a good time, and then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, his face just starts bleeding everywhere. Oh,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you gotta go wipe your faces, like,
Speaker 1: don't tell my wife, don't tell my wife. And I
Speaker 1: was like, she's gonna fine. Look at you, she's gonna fin.
Speaker 1: You look like you just got done with a fight.
Speaker 1: From forehead to chin the road rash. And he's like
Speaker 1: helped me out of the pool. So I literally grab
Speaker 1: him by his hips, like right like here, and I
Speaker 1: just remember thinking he's just a fucking dense ball of muscle.
Speaker 1: That's all this fucking dude is. He's just so goddamn strong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's so strong. Yeah, and then he takes my big
Speaker 1: ass and throws me around the pool like a child.
Speaker 1: I was humbled. It was a humbling experience for me.
Speaker 9: That would be That would be the people always wondered,
Speaker 9: like a fight would be, like you and him would
Speaker 9: eyes even anything out?
Speaker 1: But if I had any training, I'm sure there'd be
Speaker 1: more of an even fight. Yeah, but no training, right me? Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I'm getting bank. Yeah, he's gonna absolutely take me. I've
Speaker 1: wrestled him and spinning backfish. Yeah, we were in the
Speaker 1: Oxgon one time. I did sneak him with a spinning backfist.
Speaker 1: Luckily for him, I stopped, Yeah, because my I the awareness,
Speaker 1: but that would have probably taken him out. I would
Speaker 1: take him out, but he's got he takes me to
Speaker 1: the ground. It's over and he's gonna get to These
Speaker 1: legs be not an issue at all. He's excited about it. No, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he sees these little sticks and he's like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take advantage for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 6: But the whole whoever was at Zany's, I mean that
Speaker 6: was a surprise, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we did.
Speaker 9: We were hanging out because I knew he came down
Speaker 9: because I talked to Shane quite a bit, like Shane's going,
Speaker 9: uh not that I just like talking to him because
Speaker 9: he's I mean he's I think he's very funny and
Speaker 9: then like he's just where he's at in his career
Speaker 9: and it's starting to like really, I think after this
Speaker 9: next fishal I mean, Shane's going to really be uh
Speaker 9: one of the top touring act. I mean he already
Speaker 9: is a very top touring act. He's gonna be one
Speaker 9: of the top and so he's a good dude and
Speaker 9: just uh so we were just in town. So we
Speaker 9: were hanging out just that day and then I was
Speaker 9: like I kind of was I've been kind of wanting
Speaker 9: to go up, uh, and then I was like do
Speaker 9: you want to go up? And then He's like yeah,
Speaker 9: So we were like, let's just see and then so
Speaker 9: we you know, it was I won the people I
Speaker 9: don't think expected me and Shane to do. And then
Speaker 9: so we just called Zanies and they were like yeah,
Speaker 9: and they put on selling and sold out immediately, which
Speaker 9: we both you never get used to that. You're both
Speaker 9: like in your head like is this gonna sell it?
Speaker 9: Like you think, like.
Speaker 1: There's no way. He thought. That's what you have a moment, dude.
Speaker 9: You just you know, when you put yourself out there
Speaker 9: a little bit and you're like, what if it doesn't.
Speaker 1: Like imposter syndrome, yeah, like yeah, and you.
Speaker 9: Think like you're like, all right, me and Shane gonna
Speaker 9: do a show and then everybody's like we're good. I
Speaker 9: mean because it was in let me make a call
Speaker 9: at like four thirty and the show's at nine or
Speaker 9: nine thirty. How quickly did it sell out? I think
Speaker 9: in fift in like ten minutes or it was like
Speaker 9: it was like.
Speaker 1: Oh, if you're going out the yeah, well you're in Nashville.
Speaker 6: You have to catch that. You're fired the fuck up
Speaker 6: getting to watch Shane and you.
Speaker 9: It was I want to do it again because it's
Speaker 9: like the people that I, uh, we went in there.
Speaker 9: Actually we had did some work I needed to. I
Speaker 9: needed to like kind of run my hour and like
Speaker 9: pull something. I needed to figure out some time stuff
Speaker 9: with my hour, and then Shane just went up there.
Speaker 9: And but we went up there together at the end.
Speaker 9: And that's what I think people like the most is
Speaker 9: just me and him on stage hanging out and talking.
Speaker 9: And so I mean, I we talked about we want
Speaker 9: to do it again, like it was because we both
Speaker 9: really enjoyed it, and uh, I really like him, and
Speaker 9: uh he's a and he's a great I mean, he's
Speaker 9: a truly great, great comment.
Speaker 1: Possibility you guys tour together now. I mean, the only
Speaker 1: thing I'm clean.
Speaker 9: So it's like I couldn't the audience that comes to
Speaker 9: see me, even though a lot of people that would
Speaker 9: see me love Shane but I wouldn't. I mean, I
Speaker 9: my kids can come to my show, like it's all ages,
Speaker 9: so it's I wouldn't want to put that much, you know,
Speaker 9: like someone if that's our part of being clean, you
Speaker 9: kind of on your own. And the fact that like
Speaker 9: there's only so many I mean them bring out with me,
Speaker 9: not that they're all they're not all clean outside of me,
Speaker 9: but they have to be clean when they come to
Speaker 9: my shows. So h outside of that, it's it's like
Speaker 9: kind of hard to be like because it's like my
Speaker 9: crowds are I just can't. I just really can't do it.
Speaker 9: But so it's like that's why a situation like that
Speaker 9: where we just like kind of pop on last minute
Speaker 9: is because then you know, I think it's people that
Speaker 9: are comedy fans and right, they.
Speaker 1: Completely understand that this is like an anomaly.
Speaker 9: Of Nate and shit, it's like coming out there, it's
Speaker 9: not like there's versus like you know, I might have
Speaker 9: an entire my real show, like there's be an entire family.
Speaker 9: Come is, bring your grandparents, the grandchildren. You're not going
Speaker 9: to be like they're ready for Shane, and I think
Speaker 9: they think we'll find Shane very funny. But they also
Speaker 9: might be like, we didn't expect to hear all those words.
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, we had that situation this past weekend.
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Speaker 1: what at Kittlefest and Laser? Yeah, you know who Uncle
Speaker 1: Laser is. I think I've heard his name. He's he's
Speaker 1: a comedian out of Austin, Texa. He's yeah, he's hilarious.
Speaker 1: And I went and saw him at Zany's a few
Speaker 1: weeks ago and it's all, you know, pussy eating ass.
Speaker 1: It's as dirty as a get. Mom jokes young gun
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, exactly. So Kittle meets Laser at Beer
Speaker 1: Olympics and reaches out the Lasers like, Hey, I have
Speaker 1: kittle Fest coming up, would you like to come to
Speaker 1: it and do some stand up like ten minutes and
Speaker 1: Laser's like, absolutely, I'll go. And so once I caught
Speaker 1: wind of this, I caught wind of it at the party,
Speaker 1: and I have seen his stand up and it's you know,
Speaker 1: me and Will are there, A bunch of our friends
Speaker 1: are there, but there's also his aunts, his uncles, his grandparents,
Speaker 1: Like there's an older crowd as well, buttoned up wearing
Speaker 1: their Sunday best type of stuff at a frat party. Essentially,
Speaker 1: I told him, I was like, brother, have you heard
Speaker 1: Laser's stand up? He's like, no, Yo, all right, okay,
Speaker 1: and he's the first person to go up and dude,
Speaker 1: it was probably the most mixed review thing I've ever
Speaker 1: watched in my life because there's like me.
Speaker 6: And Will are like probably standing there like smiling doing this.
Speaker 1: So I mean, it's funny.
Speaker 6: Spur a crowd that you know RiPPs Marlboros and wears Nascar,
Speaker 6: you know what I mean.
Speaker 9: Like it's you're not scared of hearing the language, but
Speaker 9: then some people are can be surprised at how dirty
Speaker 9: something can actually get.
Speaker 1: Yeah, brings out us Harmonica that talks about one's the
Speaker 1: pussy and one's the ass, and that's how he learned
Speaker 1: to eat out chicks. And I'm just looking at the
Speaker 1: grandma and she's like yeah, she's looking like leans over
Speaker 1: her husband, like did he's got.
Speaker 6: The harmonica playing that it gets him out of that?
Speaker 6: Can just get you out of harmonica?
Speaker 1: All right. It was so funny because he didn't hold back,
Speaker 1: he didn't look at the crowd and go, I should
Speaker 1: probably tighten a couple of things up. He went futtle
Speaker 1: bored right into it, no doubt that.
Speaker 6: I fully believe his eyes glazed over and he knew
Speaker 6: the situation he was in.
Speaker 1: He's like, I just gotta fucking get through this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: gotta run.
Speaker 9: Yeah, some of you get you're like, it is what
Speaker 9: you do. So it's like just go do what you
Speaker 9: do and then you know they get their laugh.
Speaker 1: Or they won't. Well, was a choice for you to
Speaker 1: go clean.
Speaker 9: I just started that way, like uh, it was just
Speaker 9: how you know, grows up the South Southern Christian like, well,
Speaker 9: I wasn't allowed to watch anything that stuff like that,
Speaker 9: and so my teen yeah we saw.
Speaker 1: That we were watching some of your bits before that
Speaker 1: ship was hilarious. Yeah, yeah it wasn't.
Speaker 9: I mean I wasn't allowed to watch and there's so
Speaker 9: many movies I've missed because I just was never allowed
Speaker 9: to watch them and never watched soft Yeah, and I
Speaker 9: still I know, Uh, I never watched it.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 9: When we weren't allowed to watch Simpsons, that was a
Speaker 9: big deal. When I was young, Simpsons came out. It
Speaker 9: was like because Bart was like against authority, Like it's
Speaker 9: like a lot of parents didn't like that.
Speaker 1: He was like this kid, did your dad watch the Simpsons? No? No, No,
Speaker 1: one's like Sunday night football is over, Simpsons, come on. Yeah. No.
Speaker 9: It was Yeah, it was just very I mean I
Speaker 9: I just when I grew up, it was just a lot.
Speaker 9: It was just different. It was the South was pretty
Speaker 9: strict and like what you could do. I mean you
Speaker 9: couldn't dance or I went to donaldsal Christian Academy that
Speaker 9: they did.
Speaker 1: We didn't have a prom.
Speaker 9: We had a like a banquet, and then you couldn't
Speaker 9: dance because it was like dancing was not and it
Speaker 9: wasn't like the parents don't believe dancing is bad. They
Speaker 9: believe dancing is bad. But it's like you just would
Speaker 9: have you know back then, I mean an eighty year
Speaker 9: old in nineteen ninety seven that she thinks dancing is bad,
Speaker 9: so you're kind of like not doing it to be
Speaker 9: like kind of you.
Speaker 1: Can get a little space, leave some room for the lord. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you just go, well we would, we could, you could go.
Speaker 9: The parents would then rent, they would rent out of room,
Speaker 9: and then everybody could have like a more of a
Speaker 9: prom dance kind of after you would do a banquet,
Speaker 9: like it's kind of a proper thing for like, you know,
Speaker 9: those older people to be like we're not you know,
Speaker 9: and then you go do the dance thing after it
Speaker 9: was you know. So it's like I grew up. You
Speaker 9: just grew up in under those like, uh standards. So
Speaker 9: it's like I just started. I just started clean and
Speaker 9: then uh, I was always clean, and then you know,
Speaker 9: once you start, it's like kind of just the only
Speaker 9: way I go.
Speaker 1: Now, did you've had a glow up about you?
Speaker 6: I remember seeing you Nascar and you had that your
Speaker 6: haircuts not that way, but you were laced up with
Speaker 6: a skin fade.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Compared the years past, I mean your stand up a
Speaker 6: couple of years ago, the way you were a couple
Speaker 6: of years ago, You've aged very well. Your skin I've
Speaker 6: noticed the entire time is phenomenal. But you're like you
Speaker 6: were like one of the dads where you show up
Speaker 6: at the barbecue and you're like, oh, I hey, Nates here,
Speaker 6: this will be a fun time. Now it's like you
Speaker 6: show up at the barbecue. I hate Nates here. He's
Speaker 6: you guys, he's pretty fucking big takeing. I'm going no bread?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's what's the glow up? Like, I'm not fun.
Speaker 1: I brought my own food.
Speaker 6: Dor Yeah, you know you don't talk to anymore?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, it's been I mean the whole you know,
Speaker 9: my whole run.
Speaker 1: I'm forty four, so, uh.
Speaker 9: I quit drinking in twenty nineteen, and uh A big
Speaker 9: part of that was like I was just getting I
Speaker 9: knew I was like starting to go to the theaters
Speaker 9: and all this stuff. I knew if I wanted to
Speaker 9: get where I wanted to go, I couldn't drink. Like
Speaker 9: I wasn't able to when I drank. It's like it's
Speaker 9: not like I just drank at home or did all
Speaker 9: these things. Some people can drink and they might think
Speaker 9: you don't have a problem because you're not, like your
Speaker 9: ago a week without drinking, But it's like I didn't
Speaker 9: when I started I didn't know how to stop and
Speaker 9: like all that stuff, and so I knew when I'd
Speaker 9: go on the road. It's like I start Thursday night
Speaker 9: would be a fun night out at a club, but
Speaker 9: then you drink that night and then you're just hun
Speaker 9: over the rest of the weekend. So then you then
Speaker 9: then you're just trying to get through the shows because
Speaker 9: you don't feel great. And so I was like, if
Speaker 9: I need if I want to produce the material that
Speaker 9: I want to produce and tour and all that, I needed.
Speaker 1: To stop that.
Speaker 9: So that was that was the when the first one
Speaker 9: happened because I just stopped drinking and some I mean
Speaker 9: just literally drinking will just help a lot of things.
Speaker 9: I still don't eat great, and I'm trying now that's
Speaker 9: the second one I'm trying to overcome because it's like
Speaker 9: being on the road again. It's like hard on your body.
Speaker 9: You kind of got to treat it like not an at,
Speaker 9: like not a full athlete, but as both y'all like,
Speaker 9: but it's like half of it at you have to
Speaker 9: somewhat be so mentally you can handle all the things
Speaker 9: that you have to go do and so you can
Speaker 9: be in good moods and uh and be fun and
Speaker 9: then not be like just on edge all the time
Speaker 9: and all this. So I'm trying to work on that
Speaker 9: as well. But yeah, man, we had a good time.
Speaker 9: I mean the whole beginning of it. Yeah, there's a
Speaker 9: lot of drinking. I mean, me and Hannibal said we
Speaker 9: because uh, I don't think he drinks anymore. I don't
Speaker 9: know if he does now or not, but he didn't
Speaker 9: a few years ago and we were talking about a
Speaker 9: Hannibal said something that always stuck with me. He was like,
Speaker 9: you know, he goes, I look at it. He's like,
Speaker 9: we put up some good numbers because we did good.
Speaker 9: Because a lot of times you get drinking, everybody thinks like, wow,
Speaker 9: you're not being fun.
Speaker 1: You're like, no, I did all I did what you're
Speaker 1: doing right now, I did.
Speaker 9: I already did all this, and you just weren't. You
Speaker 9: were not old enough to be there. But yeah, you're like,
Speaker 9: I already went and did all this and it was
Speaker 9: a fun time and I had a great bad And
Speaker 9: then there's an you just hit a point where you
Speaker 9: get older and you're like about forty, start going like
Speaker 9: all right, You're like, I mean, just stuff starts hurting
Speaker 9: like you just You're like I can't wake up and
Speaker 9: feel like this every day, Like this is brutal.
Speaker 1: It's a brutal feeling that fog. That fog is terrible.
Speaker 1: But it's the most fun in during it, for sure.
Speaker 1: It is the was fun.
Speaker 9: I mean the Senior's Beer Olympics like that looked like
Speaker 9: it's the It's a wonderful, wonderful time.
Speaker 1: It was awesome. It was so much awesome. Man.
Speaker 6: You ever want to come out of retirement for a day, Yeah,
Speaker 6: I know, I'm more than welcome. Yeah.
Speaker 9: There's always moments where you're like, you know, I hung
Speaker 9: out this weekend that I feel like I could get you.
Speaker 9: Uh not to his football because I did the American
Speaker 9: Century Championship. John Elway. John, we're meeting John Alway, who's
Speaker 9: back on Alway is a good time.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 9: And I was telling Dance Owder is a giant uh
Speaker 9: John Alway fan.
Speaker 1: Just he's from Denver.
Speaker 9: And I was like telling Dan, I was like, John
Speaker 9: Elway could make you quit drinking, come out of retirement drink.
Speaker 9: Dan doesn't drink either, and uh because he's like just
Speaker 9: like a good like you're like this dude's the most
Speaker 9: fun and you don't think have you met him?
Speaker 1: No, I've never met John, but I hear a bunch
Speaker 1: of stories.
Speaker 9: You don't stories like you think he's gonna be His
Speaker 9: son is awesome to His son's a big Shane Gills fan. Uh,
Speaker 9: his son's great, big comedy fan Roy, big Fanny you got.
Speaker 9: I was like, does Shane know that his sons a
Speaker 9: big Shane Gillis family. I think so, I don't know,
Speaker 9: you know, yeah, Shane nuts over football players and you know,
Speaker 9: but he was like someone that you're like, you know,
Speaker 9: this dude's the bad I mean, you just think he's
Speaker 9: gonna be stowing like this.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 9: It's John Elway, so you just you just think he's
Speaker 9: going to be like you'll meet him. Was like, how
Speaker 9: you doing this? And you're like, this guy is a
Speaker 9: good time man, just like what a lot of charisma,
Speaker 9: A lot of charisma, like laughs, a lot you say anything,
Speaker 9: he's laugh at it. Fun Like you just feel like
Speaker 9: you're gonna just be with him. And he'd be like
Speaker 9: You're like yeah, he's like they take the boat out
Speaker 9: and you're I didn't go on the boat, but he's
Speaker 9: like you just he's talking about it, like, oh, the
Speaker 9: boat showed me the boat boat. I think I could
Speaker 9: have gone out on this boat. But it was just
Speaker 9: like it was just like a very surprising meeting someone
Speaker 9: that you're like, oh, dude, you're not what I thought.
Speaker 9: Like you realize Peyton maning going to Denver, You're like, yeah, dude,
Speaker 9: Like yeah, yeah, put anybody in the.
Speaker 1: Room with John.
Speaker 9: Didn't John Elway You're gonna be like, yeah, I'll go, dude,
Speaker 9: you're the best.
Speaker 1: That's fucking cool. Man. Who else? Like, who else have
Speaker 1: you met? This been? Like, oh dude, you are fucking
Speaker 1: because that is the best feeling. Like we talked about
Speaker 1: the people you meet and you're like, man, don't meet
Speaker 1: your heroes, but the people you meet and they're either
Speaker 1: exactly like you thought they would be or even better,
Speaker 1: Like you're saying, yeah, that's the best feeling.
Speaker 9: A lot of like Cable guys like that, Larry Cable guy,
Speaker 9: Larry's awesome, bro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would have loved to join you in that enthusiasm.
Speaker 1: He's obviously a massive Nebraska fan.
Speaker 6: So when we had our one of our tailgates last
Speaker 6: year at Nebraska, well, he came on the uh we
Speaker 6: had the podcast out there at Nebraska and he's just
Speaker 6: the nicest fucking dude.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 6: He's just so funny, just salt of the earth, exactly
Speaker 6: like what you kind of see on camera and even
Speaker 6: better just like you're hanging out with him.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 9: That that's the part that you want, is like when
Speaker 9: you can see when you meet someone and they're like
Speaker 9: super nice and they're just it seems like they're like
Speaker 9: a girl. I met Devonte Adams this week and he
Speaker 9: was awesome. He was like kind of a funny dude,
Speaker 9: like uh and just like kind of quiet, and but
Speaker 9: just my experience with him was very nice to talk
Speaker 9: to and like it was just super fun. Vrabel was there.
Speaker 9: I meant rave Rabel is a good time. Yeah, you
Speaker 9: see why you want to Yeah, you can see why
Speaker 9: you want to play for like you get it. Like
Speaker 9: that's what's interesting is like when you when you go, oh,
Speaker 9: this is why people like like you and one of
Speaker 9: like because you're like you're you're he just feels like
Speaker 9: he'd be one of he'd be you, Like he'd be
Speaker 9: like if you played for him, you'd be like he's
Speaker 9: just you.
Speaker 1: And there's a totally different dynamic though when you're his
Speaker 1: player like him. Now, Yeah, I thought this is great.
Speaker 1: Like we had him on the podcast very recently. He
Speaker 1: came on yesterday. I know, but I'm trying to play
Speaker 1: because this this comes out or whatever. Yeah, on yesterday
Speaker 1: and the three of us have a group chat, Me
Speaker 1: and Will and Braves and it's our podcast. Was every
Speaker 1: bit of that group chat, Like it can be awkward
Speaker 1: at times, it's funny at times. He gets serious. You
Speaker 1: just don't he like Rabel's a guy that dictates how
Speaker 1: the conversation is going to go, especially when you're the player. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in the first year, we said twenty eighteen, he's got.
Speaker 6: That alpha energy and you could just tell, like the
Speaker 6: dynamic even on him on yesterday, you just you know,
Speaker 6: there's still those nerves of like, you know, is.
Speaker 1: He Yeah, we're growing mad at this. Yeah. Will's turning
Speaker 1: thirty thirty three this year, right, Yeah, I literally turned
Speaker 1: thirty two in less than a week. Yeah, and we're
Speaker 1: there's literally nerves where I'm being around the other man like, hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: but he can't hurt us anymore, can't. There's nothing he
Speaker 1: can do.
Speaker 6: We started joking about fighting that I really thought is
Speaker 6: he does, he's legit for the second yeah, h no,
Speaker 6: but he is like a good time.
Speaker 1: Rabel has got to be the best time. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: a guy that dynamic, you know.
Speaker 9: I but I've always liked the New York comedy had
Speaker 9: a dynamic like that. Like you always like the people
Speaker 9: that started that were the bigger comics above you, and
Speaker 9: not even necessarily like fame wise, but just the you know,
Speaker 9: there's guys that started before you. There's always a there's
Speaker 9: always like a respect that you're like, you know, like
Speaker 9: you just the older guys. I remember Robert Bobby Kelly
Speaker 9: who does uh Poka, who does a bonfire now with
Speaker 9: Big Jay. Bobby's like so funny and uh but Bobby's
Speaker 9: like a guy that like I feel like Bobby told
Speaker 9: me to go do something, I would just have to
Speaker 9: go do it because he was He's you know, he
Speaker 9: just looked up to him so much. He started out
Speaker 9: open for him a lot and did this stuff. So
Speaker 9: like the I've always liked that like kind of like
Speaker 9: in stuff. I think it's a good thing. Yeah, they're
Speaker 9: like a like.
Speaker 6: A natural just subtle power dynamic that happens that you
Speaker 6: just never really get n.
Speaker 9: Talks about Keith Robinson, like Keith Robinson was in Is
Speaker 9: in New York Comic that was like with he you
Speaker 9: know Jay Big Jay and Kevin and they would he did,
Speaker 9: he helped him a lot, and uh, you know, Kevin
Speaker 9: Art's obviously the most famous person on the planet and
Speaker 9: Keith is most people would not know who Keith is.
Speaker 9: But I think Kevin's got to feel like a little
Speaker 9: you know, It's like there's a little like Keith could
Speaker 9: Keith and say whatever he wants to Kevin, like the situation,
Speaker 9: verybel could sit down and say whatever he wants to
Speaker 9: you whatever, Like You're still gonna feel like you gotta
Speaker 9: just take it like.
Speaker 6: You And that hurts, like it hurts to agree with that,
Speaker 6: but it's totally true. Got them pizza feet and I
Speaker 6: was just like, yeah, he did say that to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was tough.
Speaker 6: Yeah, who's somebody. Who's somebody that you've met that you've
Speaker 6: been absolutely fired up to fucking meet.
Speaker 1: I met Tiger Tiger Woods. That's a solid one.
Speaker 9: And that was h before or after after again, very humble,
Speaker 9: very cool.
Speaker 1: Uh tell you what, people just need.
Speaker 9: A little people need a little I can tell you
Speaker 9: if you think someone's like getting a little too high
Speaker 9: on the horse. Uh yeah, there could be. I got
Speaker 9: the you got the pill to make that all better.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 9: But he was Yeah, he was awesome. I mean yeah,
Speaker 9: he just felt like I did a corporate gig for
Speaker 9: the PGA or something. It was him and Rory were there.
Speaker 9: This was and uh, I didn't get to meet Rory.
Speaker 9: I would like to meet Rory, and uh, I just
Speaker 9: didn't get to meet him. But Rory seemed very nice.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 9: And then but Tiger was there and they I was
Speaker 9: like kind of like it'd be really cool to meet him,
Speaker 9: and the lady was like, yeah, we're having and he
Speaker 9: kind of came up and I just got to briefly
Speaker 9: talk to him and then we just talked about it.
Speaker 9: He went on the Tonight Show and talked about Foulon
Speaker 9: and uh, kind of quick, we gotta I gotta picture,
Speaker 9: like that's not just me and him. It was just
Speaker 9: taking picture of kind of the moment and unda yeah, yeah,
Speaker 9: where you like just take a bunch of piak like
Speaker 9: I don't I don't want to ask, make sure you
Speaker 9: have your camera out. Yeah yeah, and so that that,
Speaker 9: I mean, that was like one that I was like
Speaker 9: you know, Jordan would be another one. Uh, but Tiger
Speaker 9: was probably the is the biggest for me because Tiger
Speaker 9: I watched his whole thing, like when he turned pro.
Speaker 9: I mean, I'm he's forty eight or nine or something
Speaker 9: like that, and I was just at the age of
Speaker 9: like watching that guy's whole existence. So yeah, Tiger was
Speaker 9: one that were just like, you're like, this is crazy, dude. Yeah,
Speaker 9: I'd imagine meeting like Tom Cruise would be like that.
Speaker 9: There's like big ones. Yeah, yeah, he's very nice. Yeah,
Speaker 9: he's just nice. He's many you should want. You should
Speaker 9: meet Tom Hanks. Yeah, one of them. Like he's like
Speaker 9: one though that you're like, go you like if you
Speaker 9: if it's like if you saw him out and someone's again,
Speaker 9: don't meet your hero, Like you can go meet Tom Hanks.
Speaker 9: That dude's a good dude. Yeah, he's a He was.
Speaker 1: A very very nice, very nice. I wonder what Tom
Speaker 1: Cruise is about. I wonder what he's think.
Speaker 6: I've heard scientology, right, Yeah, it's like that's like I
Speaker 6: do movies and then scientologist.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 9: I'd be scared to meet him because I would probably
Speaker 9: become a scientist.
Speaker 1: Have you been on the Scientology building on eighth Avenue.
Speaker 1: No I haven't. There's one right on eighth. You go
Speaker 1: down and every once in a while there'll be a
Speaker 1: little thing out there that says free personality test. I've
Speaker 1: been tempted to just pull over.
Speaker 9: Yeah, there's a there's a I get nervous signs like
Speaker 9: they're they're good, dude, And I think they could go
Speaker 9: in there, and you're like, all right, all right, they
Speaker 9: can they Yeah, they go, yeah, if you if you
Speaker 9: just have any which I think is how you should
Speaker 9: live with any question of anything, just question everything a
Speaker 9: little bit. Uh. And then you go see they go
Speaker 9: into the Scientology and then Tom Cruise was in there.
Speaker 9: You're like, that dude's the most charming person the people
Speaker 9: that I've met him.
Speaker 1: I knew a guy that.
Speaker 9: Worked as a director and a writer and they had
Speaker 9: him writing on one of the Mission Impossibles a while ago,
Speaker 9: and they said that they told him when he when
Speaker 9: they met him, they go, look, when you meet Tom,
Speaker 9: they go just say, no, you're gonna think y'all are
Speaker 9: going to be best friends.
Speaker 1: Like that's how charming.
Speaker 9: He is is He's just he takes over and you
Speaker 9: were just like this dude's the best, and you're like,
Speaker 9: we're gonna you're like, we might be hanging out every
Speaker 9: day every home. Yeah, and that's just what it's going
Speaker 9: to feel like because that's that's what he is. It
Speaker 9: takes that kind of charm to be that. And then
Speaker 9: they were he was he went into a hotel room
Speaker 9: on the top floor. Uh, they rented the whole floor out.
Speaker 9: You know, I mean, you can't that guy like is
Speaker 9: a walking Walmart, Like he's a billion dollars. Like it's
Speaker 9: just you have to be like and I think he
Speaker 9: tries to get on a motorcycle alone and just drive
Speaker 9: off and you're like, you're like, you're like the most
Speaker 9: important person alive. You're here, all these movies, all this stuff.
Speaker 9: You can't just run away from us like that. Yeah.
Speaker 6: But you know, like when he gets on a motorcycle,
Speaker 6: like just all of a sudden, music starts playing too,
Speaker 6: like as he drives off.
Speaker 9: Right, So my buddy said, he's sitting in Uh, he's
Speaker 9: sitting in the hotel.
Speaker 1: So they tell him that.
Speaker 9: So Tom Cruise is here and he's facing the window
Speaker 9: and they're sitting on the couch looking at Tom and
Speaker 9: they're talking about like all right, we'll go do this
Speaker 9: for mission. But then we're gonna and Tom's kind of
Speaker 9: going to the whole thing. And then they see Tom start
Speaker 9: to squint because the sun was setting, so the sun's
Speaker 9: coming in the window and it start a squint. So
Speaker 9: then they say he says, Tom just pushes.
Speaker 1: A button on. I don't even know.
Speaker 9: It might have been like an iPad, or it might
Speaker 9: have been something pushes a button. Two people come in
Speaker 9: with sunglasses. He's got an option, so they both have
Speaker 9: a pair, and he just looks and then grabs this
Speaker 9: pair and puts it on, and but just keeps talking
Speaker 9: the whole time and then never says, yeah, yeah, those
Speaker 9: are my sunglasses people, or whatever you should say to
Speaker 9: go like hey, what was that like high light diversion people?
Speaker 9: It doesn't make sense, Like you're like, are they just
Speaker 9: back there? Does that button just for sunglasses? Like you
Speaker 9: have people just for sunglasses? Or like how would they know?
Speaker 9: They came out of a room offered two persons, goes,
Speaker 9: he's still talking and just goes and puts it on.
Speaker 6: They leave, and then he still just keeps going. You know,
Speaker 6: like if you're in there and you just kind of
Speaker 6: like look around. Nobody says you're gonna ask. I would say, like, hey,
Speaker 6: who were they? It's probably one of those moments where
Speaker 6: you look around you see everybody still die.
Speaker 9: Then you're kind of just too scared to say anything.
Speaker 9: He's I think he's taken over the situation. He's talking
Speaker 9: so much, and he's probably and he's into it, like
Speaker 9: because he's like doing these stunts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he does all this stuff himself, so.
Speaker 9: He's like, you know, and you're just kind of like
Speaker 9: caught up in it, and you might almost expect it.
Speaker 1: To be honest, you might sit there and go, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what. They should have.
Speaker 9: Brought him sunglasses And that's insane that y'all made him
Speaker 9: push the button.
Speaker 1: Should you should have just felt it. Somebody just got fired.
Speaker 1: You know what, it's five o'clock, the sun's starting to set.
Speaker 9: Let's go be around Tom with sunglasses and then you
Speaker 9: just get on that side, you could.
Speaker 1: I remember one.
Speaker 9: Time talking to the super rich dude that said like
Speaker 9: he was running by a house and uh he said,
Speaker 9: you know, because the master bedroom only had one bathroom
Speaker 9: and he said that like that, and I was like, what,
Speaker 9: like master bedrooms only like they have two full bathrooms.
Speaker 9: And but then the moment when they say it, you're like, yeah, dude,
Speaker 9: screw that house.
Speaker 1: Are you out of your mind?
Speaker 9: Why were you embarrassing? Is that that they build a
Speaker 9: house with just one bathroom in the master bedroom to
Speaker 9: thirty square foot house? Yeah, he's like they didn't have
Speaker 9: two bathrooms in the master bedroom. You're like, well, that's
Speaker 9: I'm glad you didn't buy it. Yeah, you know what
Speaker 9: they deserve.
Speaker 1: Yeah they sell. Yeah, and that's a good point.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you start realizing, like my stupid house, I got
Speaker 9: one bathroom in the master bedroom, and.
Speaker 1: I look like an idiot, hopeing god he never comes over,
Speaker 1: I hope. Yeah, yeah, you can't invite him. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. You look at the window. Yeah yeah I
Speaker 1: changed my bathroom. Yeah.
Speaker 9: I didn't even know that was a possible to one
Speaker 9: two bathrooms. Like that's a dream that you're like, I
Speaker 9: didn't know you I could even have that dream. But
Speaker 9: now I'll think about every day, like two full bathrooms. Look,
Speaker 9: two bathrooms, two showers in.
Speaker 1: The master bedroom. That didn't make any sense. Well, that's unpractical.
Speaker 9: And next time you look at your dumb wife brushing
Speaker 9: your teeth next to you, like you should be in
Speaker 9: your own bathroom, and you're just furious, like you go,
Speaker 9: what are we doing all scrammed in here?
Speaker 1: Yeah, pissed off? Yeah, you gotta share a scene, ma'am.
Speaker 1: We gotta. I know. I feel like we have a
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Speaker 9: Uh, there's been a bunch. Uh, it's trying to think
Speaker 9: I bombed on a cruise once and uh, and so
Speaker 9: you're on the boat with these people and get up.
Speaker 9: I remember, like I had to do three shows, and
Speaker 9: so I do the first two shows. One show goes
Speaker 9: the point when you would do them you have to
Speaker 9: do three shows of half an hour, so you'd have
Speaker 9: to do a half hour clean, half hour dirty, and
Speaker 9: then you'd have another show that's like a half hour.
Speaker 9: And so this is a show actually that a lot
Speaker 9: of crowd work comics that can do crowd work are
Speaker 9: very good at because it's like that's kind of the
Speaker 9: best thing because you can just go do talk to
Speaker 9: the crowd. Every every crowd's different, every show is different
Speaker 9: because you're talking to the crowd. But for me, I
Speaker 9: didn't have like enough, I'm not a crowdway person. I
Speaker 9: didn't know how to do it, and then I'm not
Speaker 9: great at it, and then I won't add material. So
Speaker 9: I go do it and like I just bomb, like
Speaker 9: because they they've all heard the jokes because I've only
Speaker 9: had like basically an hour. So I split them up
Speaker 9: into the two of those thirty minute shows. And then
Speaker 9: the third show, I was like, well, maybe those people
Speaker 9: won't come back. Well they come back and they just
Speaker 9: and I wrote I remember that show. I wrote an
Speaker 9: elevator with guys and they were saying. They were like, yeah,
Speaker 9: there's two comics and then go this one comic was great.
Speaker 9: The other guy they loved him and im me, they
Speaker 9: go that other guy is like not good. And I mean,
Speaker 9: my shoulder is touching that man who's saying that. But
Speaker 9: I have like my hat on and not that you
Speaker 9: even know me. So that was a pretty tough. Like
Speaker 9: I was in uh, I was in an elevator in
Speaker 9: the ocean. I think it's a moment that you would
Speaker 9: think you'd be happy. It just I mean, I'm just
Speaker 9: and I just got off whatever floor was the next floor.
Speaker 9: I just walked off.
Speaker 6: God, that would be brutally somebody being on a cruise ship.
Speaker 1: He did.
Speaker 6: He did some shows and he bombed and he's on
Speaker 6: the elevator and the guy the gentleman.
Speaker 1: Next time there's a you know, crowd on the elevator.
Speaker 6: He's wearing a hat, so they can't they don't recognize
Speaker 6: who he is, and they're talking about how you know
Speaker 6: this one comic they loved him, and then but that
Speaker 6: last one, like.
Speaker 1: He just wasn't very good and he said he's he's
Speaker 1: just standing there. That's tough. You ever get over that? Uh?
Speaker 9: Yeah, you remember, you know, it's always funny afterwards because
Speaker 9: you're like, you're glad it happens like, uh, you're glad
Speaker 9: in the sunset. It's a funny story to tell, like
Speaker 9: you know, Uh, but yeah, it's pretty tough.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you.
Speaker 9: One of the ones that hurt me the most was
Speaker 9: I auditioned for Last Comic Standing when Gialdo hosted, and
Speaker 9: uh uh and Craig Robinson was on it because he
Speaker 9: had his had a movie, very funny joke that Gido said,
Speaker 9: Craig Robinson had the movie a hot Tub time Machine
Speaker 9: and uh and so write and you see because I
Speaker 9: got a new movie, hot Tub time Machine. And Drada goes, oh,
Speaker 9: what's it about. Uh, it's very funny because obviously it's
Speaker 9: about a hot tough time there's no way to describe
Speaker 9: it but hot tough time machine. Uh So when I
Speaker 9: audition for that, I did not get it. And I
Speaker 9: thought I always thought like being clean. I was like oh,
Speaker 9: I'm gonna get like all the you know, I'm the
Speaker 9: only one clean, so like I can do this stuff.
Speaker 9: And I didn't get it, and they and I and
Speaker 9: I never got close with Last Converstanding and that that
Speaker 9: was the one that that was like a one that
Speaker 9: was like it hit me and I like it hurt.
Speaker 9: It really hurt because you just think like, all right,
Speaker 9: I'm gonna go on this show, I'm gonna do this.
Speaker 9: You kind of get your career kind of mapped out
Speaker 9: a little bit. You think all this stuff's gonna happen,
Speaker 9: and then it just doesn't happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just another but man, when it, you know,
Speaker 1: when it, when you're in it, you're like what am
Speaker 1: I doing? Dude? Like it's so frustrating.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 9: Yeah, I missed their good time, the whole that kind
Speaker 9: of thing, uh, the celtzer kind of kind of thing.
Speaker 9: I I PA is being inswed? Is my That was
Speaker 9: IPAs were my final That was when it was like
Speaker 9: I got a.
Speaker 1: Final adult stage, is I PAS?
Speaker 9: That's when I was like I gotta I gotta start talking.
Speaker 1: About hops and how things take. I don't even know
Speaker 1: how it's all made.
Speaker 9: But I pas have so much alcohol and then so
Speaker 9: if you drank them like bud lights, you know, it's
Speaker 9: like it's just like I got caught up in that
Speaker 9: where you're like you're having you're just getting smashed and
Speaker 9: like black though. I when I pas started becoming around,
Speaker 9: that was that was the end. That's when I was like,
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Speaker 9: I mean some of this I've talked about on my
Speaker 9: in my act. So usually anything that I've already talked about,
Speaker 9: it was uh. I mean one was at uh uh
Speaker 9: I guess an Indian casino or Native American casino. Uh
Speaker 9: canceled Washing Football team casinos Washington Football. Yeah, why didn't
Speaker 9: they keep Washington Football?
Speaker 1: I know it's a good name and the commanders good
Speaker 1: Washington Football.
Speaker 9: I was like, you may just think, well every team
Speaker 9: we should be the Tennessee football team.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was stupid, makes it easy, yeah, uh.
Speaker 9: But so I went to that and I I remember
Speaker 9: it was like three hour drive from Phoenix, and so
Speaker 9: I was out in Arizona. I drove to this casino
Speaker 9: to do this little one night er. I mean, this
Speaker 9: is you know, I'm nobody making no money talking stickers
Speaker 9: at Uh.
Speaker 1: I wish this was not even that. This is.
Speaker 9: I think I did some other kind of It was
Speaker 9: like it was something I was making one hundred and
Speaker 9: fifty dollars. But it was like, you know what, I'll
Speaker 9: just go drive to the middle of nowhere, Arizona and
Speaker 9: then go back to Phoenix and then fly home.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 9: So I go out and I was like, oh, it'll
Speaker 9: be fun, and uh, you know, I'm thinking, like I'll
Speaker 9: just go to bed early, get up, have a nice
Speaker 9: drive back because I'm like, I'm not gonna be hanging
Speaker 9: out with anybody. And then so we get doing the
Speaker 9: show that I'm hanging on, Likexino. Then you just end
Speaker 9: up meeting like some fun dudes. And next thing you know,
Speaker 9: it's like it's five in the morning and I'm just
Speaker 9: trying to.
Speaker 1: Go to bed.
Speaker 9: I gotta get up at like eight to drive three
Speaker 9: hours back. So I get up and I'm driving back
Speaker 9: and I mean, I'm so I feel so awful and
Speaker 9: uh and when I and I have this in my joke,
Speaker 9: I walked out at the casino and there's like wolf, Like, uh,
Speaker 9: and this really happened. There's a wolf like in my
Speaker 9: path to go to my car in the parking lot
Speaker 9: and just sitting there staring at me. And I was like, uh,
Speaker 9: you know, like I don't know what this is. Like
Speaker 9: it made me really dude, and I swear it was
Speaker 9: a wolf. And so I was like, this is insane,
Speaker 9: you know, because I was like, I don't you know
Speaker 9: what is that?
Speaker 1: Is it a wolf?
Speaker 9: Is it the guy I hung out with last night?
Speaker 9: I don't know? And so I went, yeah, he turned
Speaker 9: into a wolf, and now he's like, good day, sir.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 9: So I just went back inside and I remember I
Speaker 9: just rolled my stuff back in the casino and I
Speaker 9: just stood there. I'm not talking to anybody, like it's
Speaker 9: and I just kind of stood inside for a second,
Speaker 9: and then I went back out and then the wolf
Speaker 9: was gone. And so then I went to my car
Speaker 9: and then I drove back and uh. And then when
Speaker 9: I was driving back, Uh, I'm in the I mean
Speaker 9: middle of nowhere, Arizona, just on a road alone, and
Speaker 9: a helicopter lands in front of me and picks up
Speaker 9: like a life support some guy on the side of
Speaker 9: the road. And then takes him and flys and I
Speaker 9: have to wait for that to happen. And so and
Speaker 9: I'm so hungover that I'm.
Speaker 1: Like annoy it.
Speaker 9: I'm like, here we go, like you know, I mean,
Speaker 9: I've never had a to stop for helicopter in my life.
Speaker 9: I don't expect to ever do it ever again. And
Speaker 9: I handled that moment hung over, just like and want
Speaker 9: look at this every day, every day, every helicopter, every
Speaker 9: day there goes every day. I'm looking at that. I'm
Speaker 9: not I should have video of this, I should have pictures.
Speaker 9: I didn't do any of that. I just was like, hey,
Speaker 9: we I was like, can I get around him? Like
Speaker 9: it's a hell. I mean, he's just in the middle
Speaker 9: of that. There's no buildings, there's just me, this helicopter.
Speaker 9: There's five us and it's the helicopter people, that guy
Speaker 9: and me and uh. And then finally it took off
Speaker 9: and I kept driving and so that was like, that
Speaker 9: was a tough one that happened.
Speaker 1: I I think so, I.
Speaker 9: Really, yeah, cause it was it was the day after Uh.
Speaker 9: It feels like so far away now, but yeah, that
Speaker 9: I do believe that all that stuff happened. And that
Speaker 9: was stuff like when I drank like I cause I
Speaker 9: talked about that my special and like, uh on one
Speaker 9: of my specials. But uh it's uh yeah, those are
Speaker 9: moments that you're like, such fun moments that you think
Speaker 9: for when you first start drinking.
Speaker 1: Stop drinking. You're like, well, I'm not gonna not be
Speaker 1: fun anymore, but.
Speaker 6: You gotta you want the moment to live forever. Keep
Speaker 6: it going, keep it going. Yeah, ma'am, dude, thanks for
Speaker 6: coming on. I know you have a hard stop at five,
Speaker 6: so we'll let you get out of here. Thank you
Speaker 6: for coming on and think this fly for being with
Speaker 6: us as well. That motherfucker's around, he's been living his
Speaker 6: best life. Yeah, just rips around on just sitting and
Speaker 6: you hit that damn light about Yeah, but thanks a lot, man.
Speaker 6: This has been fucking awesome. Absolutely, man, congrats you guys
Speaker 6: to y'all. It keeps blowing up. I love seeing it.
Speaker 6: Thank you, bro man, Thank you.
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